Knowledge Fight - #167: February 4-5, 2009

Episode Date: June 6, 2018

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the February 4th and 5th, 2009 episodes of the Alex Jones Show. Alex tries to make a big deal out of an Al Gore clip he's stolen from Glenn Beck, he does some profoundly disturbing impressions, then manages to be embarrassed by no less than three guests he has invited on the show.

Andy and chances you're on the air. Thanks for holding So Alex I'm a person color. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight I'm Dan I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Yeah, indeed. We are Dan Dan Dan what if you were a You're so mad I am so mad we had a we had a pre-show conversation Infuriated me any minute argument about whether or not Britney Spears started it started with Britney Spears and then it ended with Centrism, I think I believe

It ended with the ends don't justify the means but if the means are getting everybody murdered maybe change your fucking means I Putting that aside, I would say that then what would you say if you were that guy are describing our show I would say I eat you. I don't even know I'm too on my heels just from the job I'm sorry very angry at me. I'm sorry very angry at me I was I was sleeping before this you raised me up clearly you raised me from the dead Yeah, much like Lazarus. I have raised you from the tomb and if you were Describing this show to Lazarus. Uh-huh. I would say hey Lassie I would say I know a lot about Alex Jones and my buddy over here. I don't know anything about Alex

Ain't no shit. Uh-huh. Um, and so that that's the show. That's that's what we're all about very aggressive opening Sorry, there's a need to at least look we're not drunk We did Sincerely argue about Britney Spears music for about 15 minutes. Yeah, and that led into an argument about whether or not It's okay to act like the other side whether or not it's appropriate to adopt the tactics of Your enemies when they are children. It's a good question. It's not And that's why we lose anyway something is not gonna make us lose right Transition nice transition. I would like to give a shout out to a couple of new donors this first one

Joined up with the team. I'm super excited about a good buddy of mine The one the only Shane smokey Copeland is now a policy wonk. What? I'm a policy wonk. Thank you so much Shane, holy shit. I haven't seen you in so long. I love you Shane. He's out in California now doing stand-up. Oh And he's a great dude. He's a great fucking dude. Thank you. Join it up Also, I'd like to give a shout out to someone who I'd say all those positive things about probably but I don't actually know who they are They're not someone I did stand up with and argued with frequently. Yeah, but I do appreciate them occasionally weirdly Yeah, but I do appreciate all the same. Thank you so much Robert I'm a policy wonk appreciate it. Thank you so much Robert Durst. That was really great the way

It's my Robert Durst impression not bad and the way guys yeah, so We got an episode here we're gonna do one we're gonna do an episode are you sure yep And I think people really just want to hear the Britney Spears argument We shouldn't we should have recorded that first impressions. I would I want to say in prep This is gonna be a long fucking episode asshole We're already like dude. I'm done with the the month. I got I got all kinds of fire and fury You're free and now it's gonna free time to fucking fight. It's it's rough not into this So I was trying to prepare an episode for today. I was like well on Monday's episode

We did you know the 2009 stuff Yep, and I was like maybe we need a little bit of a shift up a little change of pace Yeah, and so what I decided to do is look into project Camelot and I found Something I do want to talk about. Uh-huh, but it's way too big. Yeah the disappointment in your voice Says to me that we're not doing it. We're not it's I found a subject. That's way too big I don't want to go off half cocked on it Right. I think I found it. Yeah, it'd be terrible if we went off half cocked on project Camelot I've got a hilarious story to tell you as soon as I can

Okay, do the necessary research. Okay, that's on the back burner. All right, so then I was like, all right modern day Alex It is I sit down. We're recording this on Monday. Oh Introyers in studio. Oh fuck that can't do it. Yeah, so I looked on Sunday and like this is no good either I'm not gonna do this episode then what falls into my lap But people posting Alex tweeting out a video of him accosting Bernie Sanders Oh shit, I saw that tweet. I was I was tagged in that and yeah, I can't watch it Yeah, you can't tag me and stuff that I want to see I'm not allowed to I didn't tag you in shit I know you didn't tag me in shit. All right, but you could I'm way too fired up

You could watch it if you wanted to we're not really gonna talk about it much except to say like It's really it's really a bummer It's really it's really an indication of how depressing this shit is getting in the present day Yeah, because like when we when we're talking about like the Mike Rotondo stuff the guy wouldn't move out of his parents house Yeah, him being on Alex Jones's show It goes it walks the line from like this is kind of funny and weird. Yeah, to like this is really sad Right, this is becoming a very sad story It's the difference between the American office and the British office somewhat and Alex like when he's

Trying to harass Bernie Sanders in the airport It it's like this is this is not funny He's got his son along with him and his son is yelling questions at Bernie. Great I don't think you'd know that unless you know his son's voice. Yeah, I can hear his voice yelling like what about your home and stuff like that Right, right. I'm like, oh god. This is a bummer. Great Alex is grinding his jaw in a specifically like that's a stimulant Yeah, yeah, yeah, it really leads me I don't have any evidence of it, but like that kind of behavior I haven't seen outside of people who do like coke. Yeah math. Yeah

Hey, I don't know if his his supplements create the same kind of effects, but it's like he's sweaty Not from running. He's just sweaty and like disheveled and Grinding his jaw while him and his son bother an old senator at the airport and it's just like this America it made me love it or leave it Bernie Sanders It made me so sad. Yeah, and not because I love Bernie or anything like that. It's just This is right. Right. So I decided let's stay in the past and we are going to continue on with 2009 business We're gonna be going over the February 4th and February 5th episodes of 2009

All right, and here is an out-of-context drop from that time period We'll die on man flash tonight. All right. All right. All right. All right. This is where I want to start Yeah, that is that is my jam right now real hard. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah now we can see the kind of head space Wait, white dudes. I'm I'm fine. We fine with eating white dudes. We dine on white meat. I'm fine with it Yeah, so We got we got starting here on February 4th 2009 yeah, and again. Yes a week and a half Round about two weeks into Barack Obama's presidency

It still boggles my mind that you that we keep saying that because it's like in two weeks Not even just he starts with Obama's gonna kill us all oh, yeah on day one Obama's already gonna kill us on the battle station And then it's somehow spiraled further out of control At the same time Obama is just like moving in yeah, like he's he's just got people But it like Michelle is like get rid of that fucking couch George W. Bush is a fucking asshole Like it that's it. Meanwhile, Rahm is over in the corner watching them move in crack. Yeah, I'm crackin his fucking knuckles. Yeah, it's super aggressively Fucking no anyway. Here's where his head's out on February 4th No doubt in my mind. They're planning a stage in the inaugural bombing

Six to seven months just like 9-11 and There I mean you think the worship of bush with a 92% of people writing after they stage 9-11 was high Obama will probably 98% or something except people are now aware of government sponsored terror. Okay, you that's don't fairly Contradictory within the same sentence. Yeah, I don't think I don't think Bush ever had a 92% right? I don't think so, but I don't think that's possible. Also, let's like Alex an inaugural but the inauguration I like and weeks ago No, no, no, he's not talking about the and a bombing at an inauguration He's talking about the the bombing that

Signals that you have become present. Just a pre like just a just a you're adjective. Yeah Yeah, just like this is our first bombing of the year. It's like the it's like a debutante ball if you will okay Yeah, all right. It's a coming out party. I'll go with you on that. All right, and to be fair to which again I'm just I'm just going by contact clues. He might still believe that the inauguration hasn't happened yet Yeah, that's also also possible. Hey, I wasn't paying attention. I was busy on RT. He was too busy Stage in a counter-coup. I forgot I was I was busy being on Russia today on the day of the inauguration So I don't remember it actually happening actually Megan Kelly used to host that is that right? No So I give Alex a little bit of a pass and a little bit of leeway because his head is still in a really fucked up place because of the

FEMA camp House resolution yes, yes the that's right the emergency centers act right that died in committee Who would I guess? Yeah, oh, and I'm getting confirmation from the chat room that he did hit 92 Jesus right after 9 o'clock God America sucks. It's pretty crazy. It's pretty high America sucks Yeah, but you know already done some awful shit by then you know how it goes. Oh, anyway, thank you America Then they announced they're building the FEMA camps more of them and again Died in committee. Yeah, this bill never really went anywhere who announced it. What's up? I mean if he's saying that they announced they did like but but where they did to whom in the white papers

Hey, but who did it? Hey, okay, give me a name and try to pass laws to merge local police Under them inside the military compounds. It's all there everything exactly as we told you what happened because we were reading their own documents And the documents were all compartmentalized, but you could each one of them side by side and see a completely clear picture You could differ with my interpretation of it But now in hindsight you can't what he's describing is basically like the back page of mad magazine Yeah, where you have to fold it right and then right exactly. Yeah, I was thinking of like what's that? Jim Carrey movie like the number 47 number 23 the number 23 where it's like you just overlay these bills on top of each other

Or he's like a he's copying. He's cutting and pasting different magazine articles and sending it in a letter Yeah, like that that kind of thing. Yeah, exactly right precisely right Because I probably read 50 60 70 books about the Nazis like Heinz Hobel order to the deathshed 900 pages That's the only book he ever brings up when he talks about reading books about not I mean that's too many books about Nazis though But hold on All about how they ran it all their own memos all their own details how they control dissidents while they took over the society how they federalized the police I probably read 15 20 books on Joseph Stalin on linen on the purges on the takeovers from 1917

right through into the 50s I've read many books about communist china including put out by the communist government itself admitting they killed 80 plus million Our media says 60 million they say 80 million and they're proud of it No, the only way to get up to those numbers is to include a mismanagement and famine Stuff like that. I don't think they would be like, ah, we did that now But also the other thing is like I went to think we only killed 60 million You didn't even add all the people that we starved to death. Come on

I went to college and I studied with some professors that were pretty accomplished some pretty like seriously credible Sources and like yeah, they read big-time players They read like 70 or 80 books about nazis. That's what we're getting to Like I legitimately studied with one of the foremost scholars in the world about oral tradition for a class I took on homeric greek. Okay. I studied with another greek professor who was nationally Recognized in the world of greek studies. Uh, I said I had I took another class from a guy who was probably in the top three Jesus name dropper. I'm not even naming them. Yeah, but that's not the point one of the high level scholars in the world of like alexander

era Mesopotamia or the the that that area of the world. So you'd say you have high level sources. I'm not I'm saying one thing I never heard from any of them is how many books they've read I'm saying that not once did professor maglue come over and say like hey, look you should listen to what I think about homer Because I've read 75 books about homer Well, maglue had those big coke bottle glasses and he would always walk and it was a shock that he got anywhere That's maglue. All right. He was a great man. All right met his wife once. Oh, yeah coat rack Delightful coat rack delightful amazing conversationalist

So I I'm just saying that whenever I hear someone say like I've read this many books on this stuff What I hear is you haven't actually read those books Because people who are actual scholars on stuff don't really say that they wouldn't they wouldn't need But why Like so so you you pull out the number as a way to impress people That's the only reason that you would say 50 or 60 books Is because the people that you are talking to are illiterate may never have read 50 books in their life. Yeah, right? Yeah But I don't understand why you think that's a good thing

Because if you're reading 50 or 60 books about nazis, uh-huh really there's only Maybe a few perspectives that you can have about nazis right if you read if you read two you got it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah nazis Bad genocide super bad holocaust not a big fan It did happen if you once you get past book number four Then you're getting into wild shit like it was actually aliens who you know like that kind of thing if you read 10 Or more you're either a scholar like and you teach. Yeah, or And you teach about the you shittiness of the six other books that you read right or you're looking for an argument You know, you're looking for something to back up your feelings exactly your feelings are that hey, maybe the nazis weren't so bad

Right. Um, so in this next clip alex is like a man Some people don't think this shit that I talk about is real But it is. Hmm A lot of people marvel They can't believe this shows for real. They can't believe that I'm for real because they can't imagine someone with this In this prominent of a fashion would actually get up and fight these people if I actually believe they're as evil as I'm saying Yes, they're as evil as I'm saying But if you had a logic you would know, of course, it's for real. Look at the history. Look at what we've been right about

Look at all the facts Look at how it's all mainstream news now, but with their spin on I'm looking I know that I have no future and no chance of a future of these people aren't beaten I know they've done tens of thousands of declassified tests of chemicals biologicals radiologicals killing u.s citizens other citizens around the world in their own troops I know they've staged hundreds of admitted terror attacks. I know they murdered hundreds of millions of people last century And frankly, I'm into humanity. I know I live forever Because I like just like my ancestors lived through me as long as the species continues and these globalists don't wreck it And don't completely alter what we are. I live on through those that come

I am steadfastly committed and tied in To my species and I love you Okay, so the only reason that I kept that a clip as long as I did because it's kind of derivative and we've heard them say all This right before right is that it's interesting that in 2009 there We have an example of him like that same shit that like I'm immortal as long as yeah My line is here and the past is living on through me. So we know that 10 years ago He would like that's consistent. He believed that's that's an essential piece of his weird spirituality That's that's something that made me uncomfortable to hear in 2009

Like the genetic mysticism bullshit If you're like 40 and you've got a few kids and like all that you're taking these weird supplements Exactly like you've spiraled into a weird paranoia. Right. I could see it. Yeah, but it existing back then is crazy Exactly. Yeah, because because that means it's existed since he was like nine. He's like my age. Yeah He we're very close. Yeah, so that's crazy And very interesting to me that that's like a perpetual In the background because that's not something I realized and then secondarily I kept all that in because he doesn't really care even about like the things he's saying. It's all just

Avenue for him to be like. Yes. This is real. Right. And what does that mean? That means I'm big boy Right. I am a big boy right people can't believe the show is real because if it's real that means I'm super brave Yeah, and that's kind of what he's trying to reinforce in his audience I kind of feel uncomfortable with anybody who's really into jeans Like not just not just and not even like Levi 501. Well, those are not as comfortable as you might imagine I don't like the fat. I don't like the denim. They make those out of if you don't trust people who are into jeans You're gonna have some trouble with paul stanley. I'll tell you that fair enough fair enough No, I I mean even in a even in a like a certain way of just that like

Ancestry.com bullshit because the the only reason that you are looking that stuff up is like this lottery idea of Maybe it's maybe my jeans are special I disagree like that to me is kind of what I'm hearing when you start looking up Where is my genetic lineage from there's a part of you that thinks I need to know this because maybe it's really special I think that bums me out. I think that some people might be motivated by that But also it's just as likely that some people are just like, isn't this curious I'm kind of curious about the I I totally get that too. I just get that vibe too much. Also, there's some people that have argument

I don't know if there's any validity to this But I know that uh, some people believe that the appropriate diet that you should have is based on where your uh, genetic History is like where your ancestors are from. I don't know if I don't need to know about my ancestors to know chicken fingers and fries Dad, I don't know appropriate diet for my white ancestors. I don't know where that would be geographically, but I don't think you're right Uh, but in this next clip, Alex explains that the globalists. Yes, dem globalists are super afraid of the patriots Uh, and uh, then he tries to scare his audience

They have called us out and they admit in their own councils That they are in danger and that they are not invincible They have analyzed the organic attack profile that we have launched against them and they understand That if you move against them, they will fall So this clip is much longer than this, but I want to point out that if that is true, right in any way Yep Why haven't they fallen? It's really not that hard to make them fall. It's been 10 years

Yep, Alex conceivably has been doing the exact same thing that he's been doing since then for that 10 years So if the globalists all you have to do is call them out and like be like hey, we're here They're already terrified of you standing up. All you have to do is stand up It's been 10 years furthermore. It's been 10 years and now we're in a crisis furthermore They're gonna kill the president his point is that if they don't defeat the globalists He will not make it 10 further years, right? So either will you exactly we're all kill your family When he says the globalist councils, right? Do you see robes and hoods? Yeah, 100 I think when he thinks globalist councils. Yeah, he sees a big circular table robes and hoods

Nobody can see each other's faces. It's the same thing with the council on foreign relations. I'm sure he thinks that too about them That's true. Yeah, he's nuts By the very nature of their attack against us. It is so huge. It is so over the top It is so incredibly obvious and ridiculously evil. It's too ridiculously Just Hundreds of newspapers openly announcing world government saying the very banks that engineered the collapse You'll pay carbon taxes to them and they'll control every financial institution major corporations with carbon taxes and bureaucrats that work for them and open private brigades

Of cattle tail squads and environmental squads under the president and then governmental brigades and then giant domestic military that the pentagon now announced two days ago Confirming everything we warned you about it's here, man. They're not they're marching on us And they'll try to put out their propaganda that we're not marching against you. This isn't an assault. We're your friends Balderdash poppycock like it This is a fraud You gotta follow it up with something about it fighting this. How could we not be saying no to it? All it has is that cloak of it's our government It's our government. It's corrupt, but it's still our government. It is not your government. It has been hijacked

The state governments the federal government are fully under international treaty and agreement and have handed over all their authority So now the reason that I kept that in so long is that like we're just seeing some fear We're seeing some good fear there um But also based on like the globalists are afraid to but you should be really afraid they're marching on us Right, but then at the end even though they're so afraid But then at the end there we continue this this thesis that I started to present in our last episode Which is that alex hates the government. Yeah, he wants to destroy the government

Especially state and local governments. Well now here that's the weird part at the end there I don't know about local governments because he doesn't reference local that's true He says that the federal government, which we know he hates Is controlled by treaties, but he also says that the state governments are which is crazy No, they're controlled by international treaties. No, no, no What is what is he in favor of? I don't know because before it was like you just want states, right? I understand that argument right, but now if you're saying that the states are also controlled by these globalist international Nonsense, you know who's not controlled. Hmm. Sheriff's must be must be shared

But then how do you have a strike? Like how do you do that? Like how do you have a city be the largest? Or a county? How do you have that be nope? No counties But county governments could also be subject to foreign treaties. Uh-uh. You know what my city is your home Dave Couple guys Dave. We all have a little cul-de-sac that doesn't go anywhere connect to anything. I said Dave You are I do I do you are now the secretary of state. I did hear something that was actually brilliant Uh, if you're if you're him, uh, as a propaganda technique very excited to see where the senate falls Saying that the carbon tax is paid to the banks. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this time. That's fucking genius. It's real good

That is genius because no, that's fucking stupid that would never happen and that's insane But everybody hates the banks because they destroyed the world at this time And then you put that together with the carbon tax, but he's shit. But he does brilliant He does this all the time It's the same thing that he says about your taxes He says that all federal taxes that you pay go directly to paying off the national debt Debt on the money that's owed to the federal reserve sure So all of your taxes are going straight to the federal reserve. Yeah, this is a complete lie about a quote

Oh, yeah, I believe it was a Nixon quote. That's just a complete Um complete misrepresentation of what he was talking about. Oh man a president lying That's super not true at all and then because of this non-deer call it conspiracy research that i'm doing Do you know like who owns most of the federal debt like the national debt? No, because it ain't the federal reserve. Isn't it china? No They own a bunch, but it's not they own like maybe I it's it's less than you think Isn't it kind of us? Yeah, isn't it our bonds and such a lot of it is private investors Yeah, it's mostly yeah our our guys. Yeah, right a lot of it is private investment. Yeah, whether it's foreign or

Domestic it's private investments also because it's a good out of social security. Yeah and shit like that And it's a good investment So the idea that like all this stuff is all it's just being paid to the banks. It's not really It's a much more complicated picture like I don't know anyway I mean, there's a certain sense you could consider a hedge fund buying up a shit ton of bonds. Sure A bank I suppose like that's a that's a good way of looking at it You could but it's not and at the same time though that that that is an investment in the continued existence of the united states Those bonds are meaningless if you are trying to overthrow the government, right? They would you know, they would then be worthless

But unless you don't care about money All you're doing is an affair. I didn't consider not caring about money, right? Which is very which is very trademark bank behavior Usually a huge thing hedge funds hedge funds do is not care about money So um that all is is just some wild stuff But in this next clip I got to keep trying I got to try to keep moving this along because we've got a lot of clips And I gotta be honest I feel like we're coming out of the gate a little bit slow

And a little bit of it is because of our Fight at the top of the show right and then another bit of it is that his clips are just kind of a little bit slow here at the Beginning I promise you we're gonna get into some of my favorite stuff. I've ever heard on the show We're going up the roller coaster. We're here in the There's a pattern we're about to go down There's a pattern that plays out over the course of these two days That just makes me laugh so fucking hard. You're gonna love it. Uh, all right I don't know why I have to be like hey guys stick around

I don't know because I don't understand. I didn't like that. I feel like we've been having fun I know but I didn't like that last call. All right. I'm getting self-conscious about that last clip Anyway, you need to go on more walks in the morning. I didn't get to go out today. See there you go I took a I slept in a little bit. That's what happens. But this next one, buddy. Yeah buddy Buddy hey buddy. I've been doing a lot of finger guns. All right. You've been doing a lot of finger guns And then then how are you not having a great day? I'm having a blast Okay, so uh in this next clip alex talks about the globalists

Which I'd like to say thanks dad, which I'd like to say no shit. He thinks thanks for pointing that out for me Oh, but he tells I was worried he talks about what it's like to be on the phone with a globalist They have bad connections. He's talking about this guy. I believe it's thomas barnett is his name He's a globalist who is on to me barns He was gonna do an interview with that. We've heard him talk about this in the past He was gonna do an interview with alex and then alex was like you're never gonna stop us And then then apparently uh, he started uh, he turned into like a like a slithering lizard on the on the other end of the phone That'll happen. Uh, so alex does an extended impression. Are you sure you just didn't get in the way of moses?

I don't know. Okay, but alex does an extended impression of what it's like to be on the other end of a phone with a globalist Okay, and this next clip I mean you get on the phones with these guys and say we're going to defeat global government We're going to defend the republic and they're just Keep on dreaming Keep on dreaming we run this thing we're in control To the public it's all the children the terrorists are gonna attack with guns Just turn in the firearms. Just let us have some reasonable

Gun control for the children So they're safe let us ban whatever we want and to register everyone then by fiat ban anyone we want from owning a gun and Ban any guns we want sign over to international bodies and unidiret the un to control us through treaty Oh, we just want to be our friend. We're the government I know Just turn the guns in and everything will be fine and then you'll be safe You'll be safe. We want to protect you. We're the government We're the nice people we're rama manual nancy polosi and dick cheney

Secretariat defense. I don't like any of those There you go give me that gun there there now now these nice men in black uniforms are gonna take care of you But wait you you said I'd be safe if I did this you are safe safe to be my slave if I choose to allow you to live That is literally the spirit we're dealing with literally literally Fool weak minded now you will die Never since John leg was almost one man show that the name of which escapes me has one man So fully embodied multiple characters talking to each other. Holy shit. That was so bad. You know, it's terrible Uh, even though he tried to use an evil voice. He had some great ideas. I'm not gonna lie to you

I'm not gonna lie to you that evil voice was really fucking killing it. Um, I mean also Maybe alex it's on you If you start the phone call with we're going to defeat you and destroy you right it's aggressive Yeah, whatever you whatever answer you get in response to that. That's a little bit your fault You gotta own a little bit of it. Yeah, absolutely You know, you gotta you know what I bet I could have had a civilized conversation with him if I hadn't threatened to destroy him But it could have just started with a high Maybe maybe even ask how your family's doing you win some you lose some

Yeah, and you know what why would I ask how his family's doing? He's trying to destroy the family by families doing grades So if you thought that was the only impression he does on this show you're fucking wrong Here's the next one. That'd be fun if he's been doing a bernie for 15 years Most of this like legitimately most of the first hour of this program is all impressions the february 4th Just doing voices Soon you will taste the blood of americans So real quick a little bit a little bit too similar to the previous voice This is actually an impression of like uh, he's talking about the globalists that have stormed the gate

Okay to america and are going to take the ones with deeper voices. This is pretty close to after the last impression Yeah, it's sort of another character, but in that same universe. So you can here's my problem Dan I feel like you cut out the part of all of these clips where he goes Do you guys like impressions so it wouldn't it be crazy if I just did two minutes of a weird voice? Um What if an actual lizard was the government literally here's what it would sound like literally right before the clip That we're playing right now is the tonight. We dine on man flash. That's true. So that's what that's where we're at. Okay Soon you will dine on them

Soon you will pull their children away from them as they beg and plead What say you throngs of vampires of soulless cretins of satan? What say you to our great victory over the republic? What say you and they cheer? Soon we will stage the final terror attacks. All right, uh the final terror attack I think alex took some nyquil and watched braveheart the night before or maybe lord of the rings I would have accepted lord of the rings for sure Maybe this is this is uh the stand at helms deep all the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Soon we will

Completely smash the republic and soon they will beg and plead and you your dark spirits will be able to feed All the ancient spirits of evil that inhabit this throng this horde these legions of darkness We'll be able to stop on the terror and pain of the american people the ancient enemy of the new world order And a mass murder of these enemies will be greater than our sopping stop saying stop feeding in russia and china and germany and africa and latin america Soon we will kill with wanton abandon soon. We will rebel in their blood All right, i'm sup. All right. All right cool affiliate. I see the enemy

I can stare right past the new world order's veils. I know their spirit And what you just saw was nothing more than a mirror Into the heart of darkness. Are we now in a twilight zone episode? What do you feel like? I feel like that's what's going on here. Hold on Into what you face Your impoverishment is certain Your enslavement is near Your death For many of you is a guarantee

That's a guarantor unless you rise in every way known to you Unless you let the spirit of the living god inhabit you and unless you say a prayer So like change voices pretty quick. Yeah, he's back to his normal self now. So we don't have to listen anymore Yeah, I was gonna say was the is the voice saying that or is he saying that to us? What do you mean? I mean, he's he's continuing. I don't understand what the difference is That's a good point No, I mean, he's he's doing the voice Right and that's the character of the person who is an evil spirit or whatever, right? And he doesn't end the sentence

In and then he just keeps going into unless you so to me it sounds like the voice is like I will kill you unless you say a prayer to god What you're not doing is you're not you're not seeing the cuts that are happening like uh, no, i'm not What's happening is like so there's the we will dying on american flesh, right? We will crush the republic, right? There's that demon gonna do it. There's that demon and then there's a star white. That's calling ball I feel like ball is there's a ball over here. Yeah, there's a ball and then there's a star wipe and it goes to It goes to alex jones, but like dignified alex jones. All right, like maybe wearing a bowler hat No, he's not wearing a monocle. Probably a monocle. Definitely a monocle though. Probably looks like mr. Peanut

I would go with bow tie shirt. I'll allow it. I'll allow a bow tie. Oh, yeah So he's sitting there like he's peter jennings on masterpiece theater. Okay. All right, peter jennings, right? I don't know. I don't think so either. I don't think so either. Oh boy. I wish I remembered who hosted mass It was actually katlyn jenner. It's right. Um, so Sitting there alex is sitting there and he's like what you have just seen is the true face Of the new world order. Okay. And so that's that's the facsimile of real alex And so when he slides into his normal voice from that voice, it's a much easier transition, right? That's what you're seeing. Okay. You're seeing is a lunatic. You're seeing a crazy person

Here's here's my big question and I think this is one that Really needs to be answered specifically How long do white supremacists think white people have been here? forever because if he if you start virtually forever Yeah, I was gonna say like it starts if you start saying that stupid fucking question If you start saying that we're the ancient enemy of the new world order the republic you specifically mean white people Yeah, totally and we didn't live here and uh, I mean, I think only the Mormons think we've been here Even before well, the new world order the new world order comes from the Bavarian Illuminati and the uh, the black nobility of uh,

Of venice and that's right. Yeah. Yeah. So all that like alex can like talk about that is being like So they were americans. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah, americans in the same way that americo vis bucci Right sounds like america, right anyway That reminds me of another fucking six hours. I spent researching for an underecali conspiracy about whether you started going into americo vis bucci He came up as a side character people can't agree that his His is the name gary allen lies about christopher columbus and what was going on around that period, right? I had to do a bunch of research and do it what gonorrhea. I feel like gonorrhea was what was going around along that time

on that fool just a lot of it I know I uh research peat. I appreciate is uh pulled up a list of all the hosts of masterpiece theater That is a hero. I regret that as a hero I regret to say that none of those are the people I was thinking of Don't know. I don't know why I thought it was peter jennings because he's just a newsman. Yeah, how about uh, how about turner movie classics? Was it who was who was hosting that that's also a dignified voice? It must have been russell baker who I like was around when I was Watching it as a kid, but

That name does not ring a bell. Anyway, the point is you know who's hosting it now Russell peters. I hear it's david tenet That can't be real. It was in 2009. Okay, probably just a fill in or something. Who cares? All right, the that um That what we just saw those last two clips I can't help but feel like that felt like an audition monologue. Okay. I can see that like do you know the Yeah, I can definitely see that the pacing of it. They're like, let me show you what I can do right like he's he's trying to impress Someone who's listening that's not the audience He's all three witches in in mcbeth. Look how look how much

Sorry that play since we're the scottish play. Yeah. Look how much fucking range I have You know, that's what he's doing. Yeah, but that's not a look how much range I have is one voice That's not great. Look how effective I am at getting people stirred up. That's not bad. So I don't I don't know I don't think that's necessarily I don't think I'm accurate. I don't think I'm right But man, it felt like that like when I was listening to it. I felt like this is a demonstration of skills This is almost like a nuclear test. Yeah, or something like that We're demonstrating what we're capable of and when alex is going into all these demon voices and like Like wow, all right

Pretty pretty pretty pretty strong demonstration of everything that's in your toolkit, you know I kind of do want to put him in a play Sure, like for real. I want to put him in the scottish play. Yeah, and then trick him and then see what happens No, I mean is that maybe really just the way that we neutralize alex is we're like alex You know what? You might be a good actor Let's just start putting him in like off-broadway plays. No, and then maybe he goes away No, maybe he gets a taste of the acting life. No, maybe he maybe he starts to really feel a doing

I hate to trying to remember plays now First of all used to know a lot about him first of all alex jones is not going to work in live theater for a number of reasons one. Yeah, he isn't can't sing We know that you can do okay. You he's a lot of theater doesn't always I understand that okay, but an entire segment of that Like possibility is I kind of thought for a second that you thought all plays I'm saying that he's not a very marketable commodity in that world because he can't sing Therefore musicals except for doing the comedy roles who don't have singing parts right in the musicals

Or out and we know he doesn't have good comedic timing. So he can't play those roles now now. He also can't dance so I mean Anybody can learn to dance dan. You just got to put your heart into it I'm hearing from the chat room that he should be in cats. I agree with that. That's a good call where we'll drop off Now we get to the first of uh, something that would be a trend alex has guests on Uh, that he has never met He has a bunch of guests over the course of these two episodes. That's not a good thing for alex doesn't know at all

That's not good. Um, this first one is a gentleman by the name of eugene volick He is a ucla law professor. That's really not good and a lawyer. He's a legitimate lawyer And uh, this is why alex wants to talk to him. He's gonna set up what he needs to get out of this interview Okay in this next clip Eugene volick is our guest for the next 20 minutes or so He's a gary t. Swartz professor of law ucla law school And we've heard about hillary clinton being in the senate voting for a pay raise for the executive and under the constitution And i'm supposed to be able to serve if in the term right before that you voted yourself a pay raise in the executive

That's uh, basically how it boils down. So essentially what this is is a application of emoluments Uh, right what you have here is hillary clinton was in the senate Yeah, and she voted for a pay raise for the secretary of state position right then she became She is appointed secretary of state Yeah, but before she becomes appointed secretary of state because there's a conflict there in voting for raising the salary They lower the salary back down to what it would have been before right any of that happened Right and therefore she is not actually benefiting from having voted for a pay raise But this is unsatisfying for alex. He believes that there's still a conflict here in the emoluments argument

But that doesn't even apply to the not president, which is correct. No, it does it does no I mean, I I I understand that but that even then that's a That's such a symbolic gesture as well, right of like Oh, we we we're gonna give the secretary of state a pay raise but because you accidentally voted for it you get 20 grand less Not accidentally voted for it. It is just a workaround of like she didn't have any expectation that oh Hey, you know next year. I will be secretary of state and voted possibly have voted in principle She was trying to become the president. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly and that wouldn't have helped at all

Maybe she could have given obama the appointment as secretary of state if things have gone differently Yeah, maybe maybe obama is trolling a little bit on that one I don't know but that would have been fun Look the the issue that we come away with is like the real fun is like in present day The massive emoluments problems that we have with trump. No, trump should have been impeached before he actually took off Alex has never brought up any of that and says that's fucking stupid. All this is nonsense There's just butthurt liberals complaining about stuff and now we see in 2009 Two weeks after obama has become president

He is doing this weak shit about hillary clinton being made secretary of state. There's two things one. That's fun You hillary clinton's in play and that means larry nickles is probably around the corner Okay, all right. I haven't heard him yet. All right. I'm very excited. All right. Hillary's in play And whenever hillary comes around larry nickles is not far behind. Oh, yes He's gotta be so i'm very excited that we're gonna see some 2009 nickles But again once once more hypocrisy means nothing No, of course not. Yeah, but it's look this show isn't about that. It's no. I know I'm just i'm just i'm just tired of it. You're like

We're creating a documentary how long how long did we watch the daily show with john stewart put in side-by-side clips of People saying the exact opposite shit and it didn't do anything, right? I'm just i'm just bored with right But would you rather them not like would you rather that not happen? Um, I don't know right. I don't know at this point. I don't fucking know if there is a world Like I don't even know what my ideal world is anymore. Like I don't even understand it Here's my ideal world. Yeah, alex trying to make transition alex trying to make this argument to a ucla law professor And then this is not gonna go well. I'm not agreeing I will say if you do care about the spirit of the law, it's not clear to me that the spirit of the provision has been

violated here uh here either Uh, that it's not like senator clinton is getting any extra money Uh, uh in her pocket because of the right So they're like we got it. We got it. Yeah, you see get ready to cut his mic cut his mic. The lawyer has gone native. Yeah He's gone rogue Ah globalist lawyers Um, so then he they go to break and they come back and then uh, u g and volick says this So there has been some descent from this view from the reagan administration

But otherwise both the republicans and democrats have generally taken the view that uh, so long as when the person Enters the office the salary is no more than what it was at the start of the senator's term Of that's constitutionally permissible and I think that precedent should have some weight Okay, but you say this changed in the last hundred years What was the previous precedent because you don't you want to go back to the well president? Uh, well, I think that's right, but I'm unaware of any of any real past President with regard to that. It's not like that's common law in 1795 and everybody said no no no, of course So he's arguing like alex is alex is having such a bad go of it in terms of this argument being so weak

That he's like well hold on about a hundred years ago when the world was a different place. What about in 1870? Yeah, what uh, you know, what did they do? Hey, hey, what what did they give you more slaves, huh? What did they do back then, huh? Yeah, what's the president there? We want to get as close to the original intent of the founders of this country Who didn't want blacks to vote don't like those slavery didn't like ladies too much. Don't like those guys Yeah, so cool. So alex is having a real tough time with Eugene volick Yeah, because he's like no the spirit of the law he's a lawyer who's professionally good at arguing with people

Well, the spirit of the law and the letter of the law aren't being violated by this It's not a monument violation and historically republicans and democrats have agreed that this is a way of resolving it the 70 years with the exception of the reagan administration They didn't believe that they they took who would against well And he lays out specifically what the the situation was it was like they wanted bork to be in the supreme court They wanted bork in there and he got shot down and then their second place guy was like, uh, they deemed him on like He had a conflict of interest Whatever and so he lays it out and alex is just like

shit I'm not I'm not I'm not doing well here. I gotta shift this So as we've heard in 2009 one of his favorite things to complain about is this la times story Where a lady was on a plane and she spilled a bloody marry and then she got arrested for terrorism, right? Unfortunately, he's talking to a lawyer and again. This was a bad who booked this Oh, man, someone who wants to just cock him out and that's and that's the thing And this is that's what's great. This is alex's issue too. That's why I love 2009 He has so little control of what's going on that he gets exposed over and over again

Like he's exposed on that argument about hillary clinton. It doesn't make any sense. You got nothing here. This is really weak See now But now he would pivot the argument to his world where it's imaginary time I just want to be super clear about this. Yeah, because you can go and you can listen to this entire episode if you can find it Uh, I don't want to misrepresent what is actually happening. The lawyer himself does say like I can you know, I I understand that people might have a different view on this and they can make that argument But I disagree so he's he's making his argument and being pretty polite to the idea that like Oh, yeah, like people like judicial watch, right? Disagree. I don't know why I'd like to see their argument

Yeah, that's a law professor. So he's not coming on and saying hey, you're fucking stupid if you disagree Yeah, he's saying like historically. Here's the reason so I x y and z So I feel like I just wanted to be clear because I feel like I misspoke a little bit there Right and like I'm painting it like he's dancing on alex and that's not the case Well in in a professor way he is. Yeah. Yeah in the in the look if a professor diplomatic if a professor Says to you I would love to see your argument. That means he knows your argument is fucking stupid or Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, so speaking of stupid arguments Yeah, they get into that la times article

Okay, alex brings it up before a commercial break and that was a mistake Because that means this guy's got four minutes to read who that's not good. He's a fucking lawyer. That's not good They read fast. Okay. And so here's what happens. I mean, you've got to know about that About it. I do know that there's been a lot of coverage, but thanks to the commercial break I actually looked up the case which I think you're referring to it to the la time story about a Tamara joe freeman. It turns out she was not prosecuted under section 802 of the act She pled guilty to violating a pre-existing statute 42 49 usc section 4 6504 Which is interference with flight crew members in attendance, which sounds like exactly the sort of thing that was an issue

It's not a terrorism statute. It is true. The patriot act touched that statute in one very narrow way What the patriot act did was it uh, uh, in addition to um, it it it I'm sorry changed it to say not just interference But also attempt to interfere and conspiracy to interfere Uh, constitutes a violation not of the Why do they hold her for three months without a lawyer that that mean I guess the la times is wrong, man Uh, yes, in fact, actually I was reading some comments by a lawyer Who I know who was evaluating that that uh says that the la times I got it quite badly wrong on that But certainly if you want you can find the the plea agreement in which she describes what's going on

And what's described is that she as I said it wasn't a section 802 per uh, um, uh, of the patriot act What about section one of the terrorism convection it was about interference with flight attendant Well, they you said the patriot act touched it, but what about It touched it in order to say that not just interfering with the flight attendant But attempting to interfere and conspiring to interfere is also a crime That's a standard legal principle that if a crime is something that crimes those attempting conspiring to do it So alex is all that's uh, that's bad. Oh, that's so good. Yeah god It's been so long since we've had anybody dunk on him to his face. This is like me being on

Oh, I know I know this I it's me. It's me with a law degree legit Started jerking off a little bit like this guy just fucking Just oh, it's so moment the moment. He said the moment the guy said this is dina dell all over again The moment he said I actually had time to read this article alex was like Fuck I've made a huge mistake huge mistake. Yeah, why am I doing this? This is a terrible idea But see that's why and I think that this is really interesting that if you if you take um an external view

Uh from the entire situation, you you know, you disabuse yourself of like caring about what's happening And you look at it. You're like, oh, this is why alex does three four five minute demon impressions Yeah, it's because he needs to do that in order to get enough people on his side That don't pay attention to the fact that this lawyer is just picking apart his narrative being like well, no That wasn't an 802 that was you know the section 802 of the patriot act That's what you're saying that this is about and it's really not it's an issue where she pleaded guilty to uh interfering with uh flight staff And the only way that that is touched at all by the patriot act is to expand the definition from actually interfering to Including also conspiring and intending right to do it. It's like while it's still touched it. It's like yeah

It's like uh, uh, we finally figured out that yeah murder is bad But also attempted murder is bad a hundred like it counts It's bad now if if the patriot act changed just murder to attempted murder is also let's throw that in the law Let's make that illegal too. I don't think you have a really If that was the only part of the patriot act I'd have been like, okay cool, right? There's other things that are there. Yeah, it's the other thing It's weird that alex complains about the stuff that's the softest and weakest and the part that even I as a died in the Will liberal uh do not like I don't have a problem with that like the idea of changing it from

Well, I mean I guess you could be obscurity of you could jam someone up for intent and conspiracy and stuff like that I would take that on a case by case basis Right, but I do think that if you are attempting to and you fuck up to like killer stewardess or something you probably counts, but I guess that would probably fall under murder anyway Let's not get too bogged down in this because what happens is yeah alex Really sits and reflects on it and then how does it go? He's like he gets to he sits and reflects so we know that alex accepts that his argument is weak tea And then he decides that yes this law professor has a point and I

Have synthesized this information and I shall apply it further on in my life No, he finishes the argument and then sits around and is like hey that guy was an asshole And if you get classical constitutional scholars on they would have disagreed with that guy So that's what a lawyer does he's it all sounds reasonable. It all sounds nice, but it's all 180 degrees away from the history of this country in the way those uh laws the bill of rights constitution were Interpreted maritime law admiral tea sovereign citizen on the land Classical constitutional scholar. I love it. I love it so damn much. I love it. He's pouting He said he's taking his ball and going home. Totally. Yeah. That's exactly what he's doing. Have you get a good lawyer in here?

I'm not a professional lawyer because I'm too good a person. I would never do that if you get this guy's just a Oh, he's just there to Law me if you get a lawyer that loves america, he'll say it. I'm right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and why can't I own slaves? So that guest sucked Yeah, and in order to put some balm on that burn That he got from that dude that third degree. Yeah, he's got to reflect on other guests that he does like Such as wait, he's just remembering guests. Well, such as this guy. Okay Uh, did did paul watson or did our guys ever post the super high quality ksr one?

Uh, the prison planet dot tv You guys call A guy's call erin in here because I see it all over the web with hundreds of thousands of views Uh, and it's in low quality because by the time people copy the meet medium quality. It looks low quality So we'll find out what happened. Did you say ksr one out there in high quality? That always happens So interview breaks in medium quality and then it gets it all over the web and then there'll be high quality versions folks Don't even know about

Uh, but yeah, we're gonna have ksr one back on he's invited me to be part of the speaking tour If I can't I shouldn't have the time really at least go to one of them and we got professor griff coming on thursday So that's going on Spoiler alert professor griff doesn't come on but no he does eventually but not on thursday just krs I'm sorry ksr one uh that clip bro 45 seconds long. He says ksr one three times three times It's one of those things like I get it You want to have like this person be uh like you want whatever they can give you right in terms It would be like patent coming on our show. Yeah, I don't know anything about comedy and I'm like

I'm so thrilled to be sitting down around with patent oswell. Yeah, it's so great. I love you I think you're atone oswalt. Yeah. Yeah, no, but that's even too close. Yeah, that's right. That's right Because he's confidently saying ksr one right which leads me to believe you don't know shit about who this guy is You don't know anything about his career. You don't know anything about hip-hop. Uh, that's fine. You shouldn't You are a guy who gets drunk and listens to the highwaymen right nothing wrong with not knowing anything about hip-hop No, you don't have to you don't have you should I think it's important No, I think you should I think you should I think you should have at the very least a cursory knowledge Of all different types of it would be nice. Yeah, it would be nice

I think I here's what I would say. It's not wrong to not know things about other musical genres fair, but if if Those things do come into your periphery and you Just reflexively reject them. Yeah, that's bad right or if you pretend you know tons about it and you don't Yeah, that's bad. Yeah, because you don't know shit about big and rich No, you know, I don't you probably don't even know all that much about willy nelson or whaling jennings I know I know When when you start getting into willy nelson and whaling jennings we're in a very different world than big and rich Then I know but I've been listening a very different world than big and fucking rich

But I was so give me a little bit of credit for knowing that's fine. Let's find it's fine the middle ground What do you know about george straight? From dire straits. No, I'm just kidding. But you know about dire straits, by the way No, nothing. No, nothing about george straight. What do you know about dire straits? I know Do you know that the sultans of swing? You know what? I know the cursory knowledge of dire straits Do you know they have to move? I know douglas adams inexplicably loved dire straits Do you know that they have to move refrigerators? Have to move these color tvs. I didn't know that money for nothing

Boy, that song is really fucked up. I will keep saying the f word and not fuck We'll never ever forget the music video for that. Yeah, the the block animation will haunt me till I die I can't remember the name of that song is oh the walk of life is another one Good call good call chat room But you know what i'm saying like you don't know shit about dire straits not dire straits george straight and like you don't know anything about You don't have a responsibility. I will cop to it You don't have a responsibility to but that he's a huge name in the world of country If we were to have him on the show, I would probably do a lot more research

Right, and if you listen to the best of george straight and you didn't like like amarillo by morning Right, or uh, I hate everything or like some of his big hits Then I would say my favorite was the one where george straight was like That's the sound of the police that that one that was beanie man. That was beanie man. I don't know all right All right, but like you know what i'm saying like if you just reject out of hand a musical genre You don't know much about then you're kind of an asshole right but um Alex is not even doing that. He's just saying chaos r1 if you if you misrepresent it in a sycophantic way at the same time That's a little bit too much. Yeah, yeah, but but I the only reason I brought up any of that stuff is just I wanted to

I wanted to shove in your face doesn't know how to fuck stars like that's what i'm saying The only reason I brought up any of those Yeah, I wanted to shove it in your face that you like get judgmental about people and then don't know anything about country All right, all right fine pretend you know shit about whaling. All right fine fine. You want to start some shit? You're just dipping back into the britney spears argument all over anyway So that interview earlier with eugene volick did not go great Okay, alex has another interview with someone he has clearly never met on this episode And we're not going to listen to any of it. Okay, because it doesn't really matter. It's very boring

We know this guy. Uh, this is actually uh, february 4th 2009 is the first meeting of alex jones and peter schiff. Oh Economist austrian school economist peter schiff He's on uh, because ron paul vouches for him. So this is when they meet cute. Yes. This is our uh, Synchronicity situation and I know that they've never spoken before because he keeps saying ron paul vouched for you and stuff like that Right, it's very clear that the two of them don't know each other. There's no chemistry whatsoever Okay, and it's really bad But they do about an hour and it just leads to alex then coming back and being like ted sell some gold

Right has ted anderson on and so clearly he is even aware enough that like this guy is just going to say some scary Shit about the economy. Yeah, yeah, and i'm going to get ted to sell some right right So we're not going to listen. So this is more like failure to launch As far as our uh, no, I think ron comes go. I think it worked well for both of them I think they got what they needed out of it But at the end of fairy litter launch they did but it's the it's the part where they don't like each other in the beginning I don't think they don't like each other. Okay. I just think they have no chemistry All right, I think that there's because you watch them now and they're they're

Setting each other up for stuff. There's some volleyball moves. Uh-huh. Whereas in this it's like, uh, like alex literally says to him Hey, why don't you tell people what you've predicted? Okay, and then peter schiff is like No He goes on to something else. He just changes the subject. There's no hard pass There's no synchronicity in terms of like being on the same page right and again I think most of it is because bob Chapman can't be on every day I think in 2009 bob is the preferred guy to set up ted anderson's gold pitches Yeah, but we're like he can't be on every day

We got to get more people in that in that pitch in that vein. Yeah, yeah And uh, peter schiff is someone who ron paul has advised like this guy could do the job He could do the job for you. He loves gold, right? We need a solid fourth starter. Exactly. Yeah, I need a middle innings guy Yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Um, so then later alex has another guest on that he's never spoken to before At this one, uh, is also probably a mistake. This is a guy, uh, named peter wallison Who was a uh lawyer in the reagan white house already a bad idea? Um, he is a guy who he's been around he's been around the block It's just it boggles my mind that he would have people who actually know stuff like even though

He's a lawyer in the reagan administration. He's still fucking no shit. Yeah, like why alex? I like the ego well back that it takes the the hubris That he has he pronounces it hubris. Oh Oh, but oh, but a three-headed dog that uh protects against your ego and also I think it's because he has enough guests on that like he can bend railroad a little bit That I think he thinks It's gonna be fine. He thinks he can gas like fucking anybody or at very least they'll pick up on like this is what the host wants to happen Right, they're not right against it because how uncomfortable would that be right?

I think he thinks that on some level, but man, it's not. Um, so this guy peter wallison, uh, alex wants to talk to him about fema camps Uh, and boy, he doesn't agree with alex Now they're openly announcing things like this with the bills for fema camps for to relocate americans during collapse of society Continuity of government. It appears the federal government thinks we're gonna go into a depression and is gearing up for collapse Um, well, I don't know anything about any of those things. Maybe they maybe they are happening But I haven't seen anything like that Um, and it is actually by the way, dude, this is I am enjoying his voice Such a I just I literally just wrote down. This is white voice shit all day

All day so possible that we could have a depression. Um, that's why the government is acting in In such extraordinary ways why the federal why the federal reserve is doing so much why the treasury department is spending so much Trying to avoid the possibility of a recession because in the 30s Uh, the diagnosis has been that uh, the reason we had this depression in the 30s was that the federal reserve did not act And the government did not act satisfactorily to keep uh, the economy from declining and keep to keep keeping to deflation from occurring So, uh, I think I think what they're doing is necessary and I'm a conservative So the only reason I told you to shut up is like that's super important. Oh, yeah That flies counter to alex's entire world

The idea that the federal reserve is acting appropriately and the reason that the 1929 stock market crash happened was because they did not Interact and they they were made to stop All these panics that were happening in the late 1800s early 1900s up to 1907 and we'll have you and then When because of so much fear of them overstepping their bounds We had a terrible we had a terrible disaster in the great depression Because they didn't act right and in 2008 We got a really good example of them acting and stopping it from being way worse than it What could have been it's exactly

So unfortunately because of conservatives, but this guy is right was way worse than it should have been perhaps Yeah, but that you can't put that on wallace, right? No, I'm not putting it on wallace. So far this guy is pretty right on He's nailing it pretty right on. Yeah, and I do love the the moment there Alex is like he starts by trying to talk about the fema cams is like I don't know anything about that. I don't know anything about that boy. I'll tell you what don't know anything about that Could be happening. Hmm. Don't know about that. No. All right Uh, so in this next clip we get more uh of uh, alex trying to because in that last in that last interview that he did with Eugene volick when it was like I'm trying to talk about this emoluments thing

He's like no, you're wrong on this right then he pivoted to well, let's talk about that spilled bloody mary bullshit So now he's like alex is like well I gotta find I gotta find something. I gotta find something to talk about. Yeah, so he brings up another one of his narratives well, mr. Wallace and In closing you've certainly heard about how they're putting combat brigades inside the us. I mean, that's all over the news You haven't heard about that. No Has not heard about that Hmm

Uh delightful. So there's that and then alex tries all about it all about it alex tries again Did you see market watch last week when they called for a north american union to get us out of this crisis? Uh, no that wall street journal online No, I didn't see that did not see that. Yeah. Oh, give it to me that market watch article is the one that we talked about on Yeah, we'd already we'd already gotten that one. Yeah, so all of this is just alex trying to be like Give me something. What dude? Give me something. Well, it's like two people. You're supposed to be on my team, man Well, it's like, uh, you know, like maybe you're on a bad date. You met on like, uh Tender or some some sort of like yeah fair

You don't know much about each other and you're sitting there on the date and you're like I actually don't like sex and the other friends like you're like oral. Hmm. Like oral Not really. What about mutual masturbation? Does that work for you? Never heard of it. All right. I gotta go That's kind of what's happening. It's like the fucking would be the first thing. Yeah, then the hand job Right alex is bartering down. He's trying to he's trying to get something. He's negotiating down to that Like, well, did you see that article about the north american union? That's the hand job version of this interview And he's like, no, I have not heard about that. That sounds crazy. Okay, big fan of the I'm a big fan of the hard pass Yeah, as a as a response to alex

Just I I want more people to just be like I don't know. Mm the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, let's put the ball back in your court. Yeah. Yeah, exactly So, uh alex has I came on this show to be a lawyer or whatever the fucking is you're doing I mean, let me I'll I'll be clear about it their interview goes much longer than this But it doesn't really have much more substance to it. Right. It's it's it's more it's more of like All right, this isn't going well So the two interviews on this well, there's three if you could include petershift, but that one's just sort of like a push That's fine. It is what it is. Right, but you have the you have this this first interview with eugen uh

Volik and then afterwards alex is like guys an asshole. He's uh, you know If you had a real american lawyer and you're he'd agree with me, right? Uh, and then here is what uh, what he says after this second one doesn't go well You know what I feel like I feel like he's a loser little titty, baby. Yeah. Yeah That last guy is pure establishment We had him on to see if he'd you know slip up and say something like we need him We need him. He's he's got the ear of many people and this guy's a call. Who is this guy? This is a caller. Where did this voice come from? This is a car. Did you set this up while I wasn't paying attention? No, this is a caller and uh, I I didn't set that up

I should have because I halfway thought it was somebody in the booth like cutting in where he's where he's like I hate this fucking guy. Uh alex alex Uh, we need him. We need him for the show. No, no, could you not be a bitch? No, this is the caller And I I think it's an interesting angle to take that like we had him on as a prank or whatever Yeah, I think that's an interesting approach. That's not bad. I think it doesn't track with the interview that you had with him Not at all, uh, but When washington dc if we could get him listed into info wars for a week He'd be brought up to speed immediately. That guy was the chief counsel of the president. Believe me

The that that little comment about how you didn't know about rex 84. Give me a break. Give me a break Give me a give me a get anyway. We're now moving on to february 5th. All right, uh, so we've uh, uh two Real bad interviews on the floor real bad and now we move on to the fifth and the fifth alex starts the show again Two weeks into obama's presidency. Absolutely. Yeah, and now two weeks and a day. That's not precise But alex, um, is now, uh, starting off the show here on the fifth by complaining about al gore Yeah, and then saying some weird stuff

That is all kinds of wishy-washy. Okay about, uh, the more popular version of himself. Okay Al gore got taped talking to a group of uh, 12 year old middle schoolers So eighth graders 11 and 12 years old. Nope put him in jail saying how their parents are basically stupid and The state knows best and I want to go over this because glenn beck played a clip of it I I want to play the clip today and and give you some more intense background on all of this Right glenn beck. I talked about this being like nazi germany. He got criticized This is exactly what they did in nazi germany, but Side issue. I've really gone after glenn beck in the past because he said ron paul people are dangerous

He said the military should be used against us. He made fun of the new world order Now suddenly he's totally flipped and it's like alex jones has a fox news tv show Well patty it seems like that this is push a t and drake all over it seems like that. Yeah, but then listen to where it goes But I guarantee you think I've already seen this he's still mixing in new world order propaganda The establishment knows that anti-new world order anti-globalist sentiment is the majority. No, it's now a large portion It's the largest minority is everything into minorities You've got a minority of obama idiots an obama of rush limbaugh mainline conservatives, right? But the largest sector the largest piece

No doubt from all the statistics and numbers and data we have is people now know about world government They now know about the illuminati the new world order and so glenn beck is going to get everybody trusting him and then he's going to betray Okay, I'll agree with the last couple words. He said there. He's going to betray. He's he is going to betray Now with super in the same way that alex is going to betray. No, I know that's what's fascinating. Yeah, it's surprising in this Right at the rise of the tea party in february of 2009 It's really interesting to see that level of insight from alex because I think he's totally right about glenn beck Yeah, no, absolutely not in terms of the new world order existing or anything like that That stuff is a little bit fucking stupid, right?

But the idea that like he's saying a lot of stuff that is attractive to people who follow me Right, he's trying to seduce you into that line because He's got these people behind him if you just replace the new world order in that with the coax You have exactly like his assessment is right on he's nailed himself Yeah, but but I think that he hasn't made that jump just yet. No, I still think that he is This is pre Whatever change is going to happen because he still hasn't I mean you look up on the board He still hasn't abandoned a bunch of those things

He hasn't changed his positions on these very foundational things right and like the other day I don't have a clip of this because it just seemed redundant, but in a clip on one of these episodes. He's like Slavery just became being going to prison. You're right. Whoa. All right. Whoa. You nailed it. Jesus If you get paid a dollar an hour, that's pretty much slavery. Yeah, you're right on. Yeah, so but to hear this This is back when alex is What you would call crazy as opposed to craven Like generally speaking. No, I know I'm not saying that it's crazy to have scratching my beard because I'm thinking about what you're saying

I'm not rejecting you. It's not crazy to say that prison is just slavery But currently like the the use of the lizard voice But that's bullshit through fair enough. No because like the The history of prison has always come out of slavery in terms of no, no, no, I I agree with you on that point I thought that's what I mean. No, no, no, no. No, I'm not I'm not arguing when he makes a good point I'm arguing that his his ideology is built out of a sense of paranoia a lunacy

And occasionally He nails it. Yeah, uh Whereas now it is built out of whatever makes me money. Oh, no, no, no. So so in your in your case Like what we're talking about with the board is when does he make that transition from The guy who spouts out nonsense now, I understand what you're saying and now I now I'm ready now you disagree All right. All right. Okay. And here's why Um because you listen to way more alex jones than I do and then you give me a prism to which No, but I think your your insight is often very accurate and I think it's interesting. Except not this time. No

Now this time Fine with that. What I what I think what we're what we're seeing is that it's jealousy in the same way that like A couple episodes back when ron paul went on glenbeck show alex responded with like hey, he doesn't even like him He doesn't even like ron paul. All right. I like ron paul. We're buddies. I I accept that analysis far more than my own I think you know, you're absolutely. I think the reason that he's doing this. He's gonna betray you Yeah, it is accurate analysis, right, but I think it comes from like I'm penny or he's not yeah Yeah, as we see the rise of the tea party and we see ron paul consistently associated with it

I think that jealousy is going to grow even more and more right and it's going to be what ends up breaking alex's back Right. I think it's going to be what ends up leading him to the point where he's like Fuck it. Yeah, I'm in. Yeah, let me be the Real mouth piece. This guy is no good. No, you're absolutely right especially after the 912 Shit doesn't work. God the 912 and that becomes super embarrassing That still bums me out and once the money behind it needs a new mouth piece because glenn beck has been so Solid and right cucked out in the mainstream. Right. I think you're going to end up with alex. All right. Anyway, no, I

Completely retract my argument and I uh, accept yours. Now, please retract your argument about you shall get a plus one And then an immediate minus one to britney spears So now this is interesting on our last episode. We talked about, uh, alex jones's Remarkable ability to break down advertising. Yes, he's amazing insight Into superbowl commercials Because we know we know He took advertising right classes, right and it took advertising. He didn't say no. No, hold on fair enough

He actually never said classes. That's a good point. He just said I took advertising Yeah, and it's psych warfare that there is a corn syrup commercial where the popsicle was sex There's a red popsicle that was sex question. Yes was madman on at the time. No was this like no 2009 No, this is a pre madman. When did madman come on? I think it was like 2012 could have been 2012. They don't know No, no, they had like six seasons. You can't do six seasons in Six years. Yeah. I know you can't do that seven years. I don't know 2009 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with uh madman is right around the corner 2009 is shockingly close to when I moved to chicago All right, so because of advertising because mad because of madman. I watched one episode and like I'm going to

Yeah No, I don't know but I don't I don't think madman was on at this point But if it has if it was on I'm gonna I'm gonna go with first season dude I will say if it is on the only episode that's aired is that one with the carousel Okay, fair enough, but that was the season finale. I thought that was the first episode. It could be yeah I could be entirely wrong. It could be entirely wrong. I have no idea That show sucks Oh, god, damn it. This is britney spears all over again. Oh premiere 2007

See, this is what I'm saying. All right. All right. I gotta not listen to the chat or never be lying to me Yeah, anyway, so the reason I brought up that corn syrup thing is because alex on this next Clip brings that sort of back up not his analysis of the commercial The corn syrup comes back in okay, and it also made me realize just how fucking miserable like I didn't realize That people lived next door to him I just wait the studio or his house his house. Okay. I never thought about that. Yeah, I never thought about like oh alex has neighbors

And it turns out he has neighbors I was talking to somebody out my front lawn this morning and they were going. Hey, have you seen these high fructose corn syrup ads alex? Is that stuff bad for you because of the running ads saying it's good for you. It must be bad I was telling my neighbor no You're dead on target and I just covered that see My neighbor isn't into all this stuff, but they're somewhat familiar with what I do and You know when I first moved in where I live the neighbor was kind of giggling at me when they saw me now

They're not giggling anymore and I see that I think for that gap. It's just or microcosm Of the wire fucking billboards happening So I do go through those television ads and I'm gonna start doing that more and more Can't wait for that. Um, please don't when you're when your neighbors stop giggling at you and talking to you It's because they talk to you a couple times. They're like no. No Not a big fan I'm going to mind my business. Where do you see him living at this time? Like do you see him living in like, I think I've seen the house. Yeah. Yeah

Is it like I immediately people found his addresses and stuff. All that stuff was online. Yeah. Yeah I've seen that house. It's pretty nice. See I because I see he lives in nice houses No, no, no, no, I I get that I as well to do even in 2009 the suburban like lawn like Uh, everybody's house looks the same like I see that settlement kind of feel to it Yeah, because if you say you're out on your lawn and people talk to you That it has to have that feel of like you've got the Driveway you've got the garage. You've got the lawn that you have to mow every now and again Right, like that's what I see we're paying neighborhood kid to mow. Yeah, exactly

Yeah, I don't know, uh They All right, I just I just hunt. No, I just feel like I would hate to be his neighbor. Oh god. Fuck that like the idea of like when you're growing up I think I don't know. I don't know if this was your experience But when I was growing up, it was always like the archetype of the horrible neighbor was like Hey borrowed my hammer and won't give it back. That was sort of like the punchline the uh, the home improvement terrible Yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. I had a nail gun and now it's gone to me as of now 34 year old man

the only thing I don't want is Guy who yells about corn syrup like That's the neighbor. I don't want I don't want the neighbor that asks me about corn syrup I have neighbors. I've talked to them a bunch of times and they've never I've never been like I do a show about alex jones because that's abusive as a neighbor Now I I'm kind of more on alex's side if your neighbor is asking you Hey, have you seen these corn syrup ads? They didn't I'm against it. They didn't

Of course not. That's a lie. Of course. That's a lie. Absolutely. No Actually, you fucking know that actually his neighbor was in a hot tub with three other globalists at the same time but but that I that idea of like A neighbor who's just like hey alex You see these corn syrup ads. Yeah, like there's no way that conversation started there They conversation the conversation started with like hey Your lawns look looking nice Yeah, well corn syrup is killing you. All right. All right. Well, I'm gonna go back inside you fucking lunatic. You got it

Yeah, all right. Okay. Give them some finger guns like I do to my cat all the time. So on this episode Um, we see less of uh, look on the last episode we had alex like I'm gonna have a new Fucking crew of dudes and I got a lawyer. I got a fucking white house lawyer Duncan I got a economist who ron paul has advised me to talk to got murdered two out of three One out of three is great fine Holy shit terrible. Oh murdered me. So now he moves on to the next day and he goes back to like I know what works Scaring people. Yes. I have to scare people and so here's what he does

And this takes like this is most of the beginning of the episode We go live next hour at prison planet dot tv and an expert on The super volcanoes of volcanologists as well and what's happening in yellowstone. Yeah I mean he believes it may erupt. Oh and then They're talking about large rock stones being thrown as far away as texas. Yeah As far as minnesota and ash all around the planet Also, really fun that the two places he comes up with are where he is and where ted anderson is crazy weird

That will darken the planet climate change And make the temperature drop as much as 10 degrees how they kill people with that But let's go ahead and go to ted anderson for the next four minutes Look, I'm not gonna belabor this with the listeners. Um, you're at the very end of the goal you had When it was at the 939 40 level, I know you're some of the offers about I actually had to go up Gold is right back up at 920 today and racing up even very exciting stuff super volcano I was looking at it. It's gonna explode. It puts so much ash into the air. It's gonna drop everything by 10 degrees No, no, it's we're all we're all done. Yeah, uh anyways, let me throw to ted. How has gold been doing buddy?

How's gold been doing? What are the sales? Will it heat me in the nuclear winter that is to come? Oh, certainly Oh, yeah, yes What's it? But I mean, can you give it to me at a lower price than what it will be tomorrow? I can't do an impression, but I wish I could do an impression of ted anderson just so I could say like gold makes great kindling Could you make a limerick out of it? Holy shit, that's embarrassing like that is next level like We're gonna have a volcanologist on who's gonna tell you that it's about to blow It's gonna be the craziest thing ever. It's probably gonna decrease the temperature of the entire world Shoot rocks to my house and ted anderson's house. Right. Also. Here's ted anderson. He's got some gold to sell you

Also, that's a rock. Uh, hey ted I I had a I had a fun Uh, period of time where I was was really interested in reading about no Reading about super volcano. Oh, sure and reading about the magnetic pole switching, right? Was this around like a little bit after 2005? Yeah. No, no, no. This was more like, uh, 2014 Like that's pretty late. Yeah. Well, but see that was when the history channel decided like We're not doing great with the nazi stuff for a bit, right?

So we're gonna switch we're gonna switch moves But and we're gonna do the whole documentary on super volcano in yellowstone It erupts it erupts every 500,000 years Guess how long it's been since it erupted about 500,000 years ago. It could happen at any time We're all gonna fucking die. See, here's where you fucked up. Where did I fuck up? I actually found out when super volcano came out. Oh, yeah No, no, no, I'm not talking about the the movie. It came out in 2005 I don't I think I never saw the movie. Oh, I didn't know about the movie. I just read about that

I just read no, it's uh, no, you just you just you just laid out the plot of the movie super volcano No, I there's two different things there. All right. Fuck off. All right. Fuck off. I never saw the movie It's pretty good. Is it pretty good? I don't know. All right. We're gonna do an eight hour We're gonna do a rip tracks on it. Yep. Yep. Um, so if you thought that that was like pretty Gross like in terms of salesmanship. It was pretty bad Yeah, I I agree. I agree Uh, here's the next quote. It's nice to know that he's gonna get better at it though, right? Like in a certain in a certain way. I am kind of like

Alex did get better at one thing. Uh, he improved his skills. No, I think I think it's still as clunky now half the time You think so? Yeah, because I play you some and you're like you see it a mile away I'm always seeing it from the prism of what you play me You see all of my transitions as being the best version of them Like when I say speaking of blank, right? Like in your head, you think of like, ah, the times it went well You forget about the times like no, I didn't go great. Yeah in the same way with alex and his ad pivots There's a bunch of times they do not work out at all and you just you forget about that. Wait, hold on Did you just say I think your transitions are always good?

I'm saying that you look at the platonic ideal of them Okay, well you see it through the platonic ideal as opposed to like hey sometimes like I this is an off air a conversation So this next clip um, yeah, alex talk wants to talk more about yellowstone How it's gonna blow up it's gonna blow any moment coming up over 400 earthquakes in and around yellowstone A lot of top volcanologists are saying it may blow sky high Last time it blew up it devastated large parts of north america depends on which direction it explodes About half a million years ago straight up and out they blast One direction

And they weren't even a band. Yes, I am millions of people that it does blow up Remember they said mount st. Helens wasn't gonna blow everything was fine. That's a tiny volcano a little bitty baby Compared to a super volcano lose their little titty baby. So we're gonna be talking to The volcanologist Coming up later in the transmission today I want to go back to ten anderson while we're getting an understand my teeth on the horn Ted, so come on man European francs swiss french and others that are running out. He did it again. He done did it again. Yeah

He did the exact same thing. He did it twice Did it back to back and he even made it clear why he's doing he's like coming coming out of break coming into break No, that's a bummer. He's like we got stan mon teeth on the line and clearly like there was a problem with the phone Communications like that. So he's like fuck. I got to scare people some more and then Ted can move a couple more of these bullions. Yeah, why not? And so uh, they do that that's just I I've never I've never heard alex do that Which is the same thing twice in a row, right? The same like all right. Here's the narrative Uh, yellowstone's gonna blow up. You're gonna be fucked. Hey, Ted. How you doing? I scared him

Sell that gold, baby. See I've never seen him bummed about this. I'm bummed about This because I'm really kind of excited for the volcanologist. I like I have a I like volcanoes Like I have a whole thing. Um, so I would I would say that um alex has alex has now set up that like All right, we got this volcano guy coming up. We're all gonna. It's very exciting investing gold I am terrified gotta do it. You have to be terrified too world is gonna end I'm going to take a little bit of a side road Into selling gold, right?

I'm gonna do that when the world ends. We're gonna return to the gold standard Then we're gonna get back to business and that is going to be you being scared of this volcano. Of course. I mentioned Mon teeth stand mon teeth is gonna be on stand Monty. Well, you said that stand Monty No, no, I got that and Mon teeth is no idea. No one fucking knows. I know he's got the greatest name in history. It's not great I'd say it's in the What? I mean, yeah, 93rd percentile, but in alex jones's guest world It's not even top 20. No, because there's like general stubble. So many general

Don't do grand bro Come on So, uh, yeah stand mon teeth is a guy who's like a is a is a real big christian reconstructionist Kind of guy great. He wants to basically create a christian Code for white ethno state in the united states have those names. Yeah Yeah, yeah, he also is a guy who is a show on the genesis communications network So he's part of the cross promotion right also makes money when uh, Got to do it and sells gold. We all do they it's good times. Um, and so, uh,

This is the only clip that I have of his interview and it should just uh tell you everything you need to know First of all, he's going to tell people to look up the trilateral commission's logo already terrible If you're listening right now, I'm going to give you a little bit of a head start Feel free to look it up. You can go to trilateral.org or just google trilateral commission You can find their logo and see if it matches up with his dumbass description Any of your listeners can see it go up to trilateral.org But their logo well, if you look at it, they're three Curved arrows and you can almost imagine that there's sixes

Like six six six, but there's no way you can miss uh in the very center of the logo Is an upside down broken cross the emblem of the hatred of christianity Okay Fair enough. I would take I would take people's like criticisms of Anything like even the the trilateral commission if you want to talk about like them having policies that you disagree with I'll listen to you. But when when when that's what you're coming out of the box with I gotta be honest I'm not listening to the rest of it because you have indicated that you're kind of crazy You could almost say it looks like a six six six. No, there's three arrows

It is dumb. There's three arrows and there's three sixes and six six six. That's the only right, but you could you could almost say Well, you're almost you could almost say it and then if you look at it So that means you can say it you want to google on your phone real quick the logo So you can see it Because it's so it's really funny that he's saying there's a inverted broken cross Because when you think about the cross the christian cross, right? How many points are there on that cross? Well, there's the one at the top, right? There's the one at the bottom right and then about 75 of the way up

There's the one on the side and the one on the other side. So it's pretty essential that there's four points on that cross Gotta be four points. I've never seen a christian cross that doesn't have four points on it You gotta have four points because otherwise it's just kind of like a divining rod or something like that It's sort of like a maybe a peace sign. All right a hippie peace sign with all right. So looking at this right now Nah, dude, that's not a cross at all. There's only three points to it. No, there's nothing even the it. No, look I'm even looking at one that is camera for the people watching who don't want to google I'm even looking at one that is supposed to be like the evil version of it And it looks nothing like that. No, that's a that's

That's a no, that's like a it's like a shitty tattoo It's like a barbed wire tattoo that somebody might get on their back. There's absolutely no cross in there Yeah, no, that's on teeth is a lunatic garbage absolute lunatic. That's garbage. So the two that bums me out Well, it's just because they want to bait christians into believing stupid shit like to help them become enemies of their enemies Hey, you know what? It's not hard to do. They already do that. Good point. Uh, reverend hexar made the great point This is what I was trying to come up with. It looks like a recycling logo. Yes, exactly Yeah, that was what I nailed it. I was I was thinking biohazard But the reason I didn't say it didn't it didn't match up right recycling is recycling is the perfect one

Um, so they get to talking about like the the globalists because of course they do Anyways, you know that recycling is what jesus hated the most. Oh my god Upside-downs recycling is exactly the way to hate him so much So they talk about the globalists a bit and they talk about uh, can't not this being like just the the worst most evil plan in the world And alex alex is like well a lot of people don't believe this stuff, but here's why you should believe it Okay, they always lie when they're setting it up Then they always create fear and blow the horn of fear like they did in 29 when they're ready To consolidate so they've set this trap for a long long time

But we have daniel estolin who had sources inside boulderberg and jim tucker sure on tape an in game and an in game 1.5 expanded extras And uh, he's you know, I'm I'm there We've talked about any game for like nine hours. Oh, so he's he's like hey, we got daniel estolin And we got him. We got jim tucker. That's a huge get Boy, I'm like if that's if that's your go-to in terms of your evidence That's not great. Let me tell you something jimmy kimmel could never get daniel estolin. No, certainly not absolutely not yes He could too big a get also doesn't do it for less than 20 grand dan

Also just for fun daniel estolin did come on alex jones' show in the lead up to the 2016 election and told alex that uh The roth childs uh are supporting trump right and the rockefellers are supporting hillary clinton That sounds right and it's just a battle between these two factions at the globalists who won and alex is like i agree Uh, he's like, uh, that sounds crazy sure it sounds nuts toss it in there Throw it in the bag I don't believe any of that but it's just funny that alex didn't be like absolutely not he would never be in with them I don't fucking know alex's beliefs are like the uh, the lottery ball machine where

Where everything is just like swirling around and then one suddenly pops out in the vacuum But it's just fun that like uh estolin has that like beyond the stuff We've already talked about about him like he has that in his uh world and alex Yep, toss it in there. This guy's the best Um, so it in the bag you might remember that earlier in this episode alex said uh that uh, uh, algore got caught on tape by one of glenn bex listeners Uh, and uh, he's trying to get kids. I turn against their parents. I think I remember this video Do you I think I might I read this this sounds okay. I'm gonna take this sounds absurdly familiar

I'm gonna take a sip of this wine you try and jog your memory whilst I look at you skeptically Okay, so I remember him being in a gym It was a video that was like that very well could be right. It was like 30 degrees looking at him from uh, uh a distance of probably like 150 feet and you could see just a part of the it was almost like an assembly that I remember Bro, people were sitting on the chairs, bro. I wasn't looking for you to describe the mise en scene I want to oh, I I'm sorry, but that's the problem. I remember the image I can't remember the bullshit that they're trying to lie about like if I

like if I was going to to Encapsulate what I think about what he said it was probably something along the lines of If we are going to uh, no, I can't fucking I can't fucking pull it I think I remember it, but I can't pull the words. Let's see if this jogs your memory. Okay The nazis the soviets they always come and tell the children you're the boss of your parents Yes, report on that is exactly what I think they have batf grants to local police They have officers in the middle schools riding dossiers on their parents. I covered my film Police stayed to the takeover. I mean this is happening and you read this article sometimes Jennifer Rossfield

She cannot make a move at home without inviting the scorn of her daughter's 10 year old grace and seven-year-old elissa And it shows the daughters bossing her on the photo looking at her like this and she's I guess master The accurate mdx she drives a flagrant polluter the bath at night to help her relax A wasteful indulgence The reusable shopping bags. She forgot Again, tis tisk. I am very very very environmentally conscious children more so than me and I'm embarrassed to say said miss ross's social worker In dobsford, New York. They are on my case about getting a hybrid car

They want me to replace all the light bulbs in the house with energy saving bulbs And then now that says they don't use the washer. They've got clothes lines in the house Oh, no kids are the boss because the state says so so the state is the boss state mandated clothes lights Uh, where you know, the children are spies of the parents So this is this is the first sort of piece of his complaints about you know, it's weird what he actually described is Puritanism from the beginning of fucking America No, he actually like that is word for word what puritans used to say is a good idea

But no, but he's also describing what is like good best practices Oh, you mean like using no, I was I was talking specifically about kids Uh, uh calling bullshit on the parents and everybody. Oh, no, I wasn't policing each other. I'm just talking about the actual things Oh, yeah, yeah, no, that's all great stuff like the idea that like if you want in a rush hang your goddamn clothes instead of you wasting a Oh, yeah, no, that's a great idea. Yeah, there's there's thick there are like I grew up and like we had a drier But you know what? We also had a basement. We just hung clothes to dry in the basement My parents were pissed off about like the idea of like wasting resources I can't do that. My girlfriend and I are discovering mold all over the place. So

No hanging fine. That's I mean, that's that's Other consideration. Fuck you Al Gore. No, but that's that's that's another Substantive consideration. Yeah, if you don't have those considerations, you should hang up clothes And we had a backyard. We would do it. I would absolutely do that. I would love it If I didn't have to also every time I wash my clothes, it's like I need them now Yeah, I also yeah, that's true because I I do not wash my clothes until I have no clothes to Wear but the same thing with like I I grew is like a week. I grew up with never having a Dishwasher

Because you can just wash dishes by hand right use less water You can do that and so that was always the the principle that I grew up with and it's not like So whatever whatever is going on here like that Alex is describing in this article Is just old ideas. Yeah, it's just old ideas But he's taking issue with the idea that children are like getting into them And that to me is weird that to me is strange because kids are being taught more or less that like Hey guys

There's there's these resources We may not have them for long. Right. We might have fucked up right. We might have fucked up and you might Be the ones who are going to in fact in fact You will be the ones who are going to suffer almost whereas we Will not we'll be dead by the time you suffer. We're sorry about this So maybe in your own self interest Ignore the dumb shit your parents are doing because they're gonna die before they have to deal with the consequences By the way, all of the things they've done have led to you dying a lot faster than you should

Yeah I'd say it's weird to me the idea that what alex seems to be taking issue with in that clip That we just listened to is that he's mad that kids are asserting a voice I don't understand why that is a problem Because what do you mean? Well, I don't understand because they're the ones who are going to have to uh shoulder the burdens don't understand Right, so no no in in alex jones's worldview though. You are not capable of unless you're alex uh

Denying or define your parents until you are already an adult and also fuck them. They're just me Right, exactly. So I guess how can you disagree with them? They are you right? Yeah, so I guess there's that that's that's super weird That is eventually alex finally gets around to playing the clip of al gore and uh, here. Here's where Now again, it isn't about the environment folks. It's about control It's about I have to preface it access to be paid to the new global central bank We told you for years now public. We're right Here it is before I say this I need you to know that I am already right because maybe what he says is going to

Disagree with me and and what I say But you need to know That you should view this through the lens of me always already being right ain't always being right always being right You're totally right. Yeah, you picked up on the exact subtext of that. Oh, yeah What's fascinating to me is like I I'm sorry to keep bringing up the fact that I'm going over all this Nundare colleague conspiracy stuff right, but I'm spending a lot of time in those trenches And one of the things that gary allen does and all these dudes do uh in that world one of the things they do So much is that preemptive groundwork right that laying track, right? Well, I was like, I'm super right

I need you to be on board before we get the information or you see before you hear this Right You need to know that you need to view it through the lens of me already having told you what it is He's going to say if even when he says Uh thing that is not what I told you he is going to say you need to know that he is actually saying The thing I told you he's going to see if I now let's play the clip if I show you x With no context right you might have some thoughts about it one way or the other Oh, you might even think it's why and I cannot fucking allow that to possibly happen

What if it's x what I need you to do is accept My argument that it's x it's already before we even deal with x it could be why right? It's exactly the same thing. It's crazy. But anyway, here's the actual clip. Yeah So Real quick it's really funny because alex is just playing a clip he stole from glenn beck's show because you can hear glenn beck Chiming in no just a second. That's sad. Well just a second ago. You heard glenn beck say 12. Yeah, I did hear that Yeah, these just I thought that was nope. Okay. I thought that was the person who was videotaping it And this was at the time where people still use giant cameras. I was stealing a clip from the glenn beck show dude. That's sad

Usually I do and when our parents generation couldn't answer that question That's when the law started to change Okay, so for a second Also, by the way right there, you know why that was glenn beck. Yeah, absolutely Yeah, let's go to the next part of the clip. He has to do that because he's stealing clips from glenn beck He's not getting clips of his own dammit. He's just also repackaging glenn beck news. How how how how How what how what what kind of wait wait wait wait wait wait wait till the end of this and then we'll okay. Okay. All right. All right There are some things about our world

that you know Older people And it goes on and on there's another clip we'll play later and I'm going to comment on this more but He doesn't really comment on it that much So the essential argument that that's that's pretty much all the audio from the stolen glenn beck Al Gore commando footage that he found

Um, and and I I would I would pause it that what al gore is saying is that certain Things are entrenched in people's worldviews and you children younger people Have an ability to not be entrenched by that and be able to see the bigger picture when we were younger the example would be that Civil rights stuff Parents couldn't see the forest for the trees because they had been brought up in that context that milieu They did not allow them to see outside of that box for you

perhaps it is this climate stuff and uh Your parents don't understand it and maybe you do He's speaking specifically to people who were uh involved in like a climate Yeah, we're gonna say it's not like it's it it's not apply it apply it to gun control I can't let's not I can't imagine any way you can hear that and misunderstand it

I really can't like it seems so clear. There's an even more fun way to look at it when I was growing up and 70 percent of people thought martin lucer king jr. Was doing the wrong thing because again You guys don't know this because people pretend that it wasn't true But martin lucer king jr. Was a really really really unpopular guy during his time And all of you all of us kids realized at the time our parents Our parents were fucking insane. They're wrong and you Know that you can fucking see it. How can you not look at that and think? Oh Shit, I know exactly what he's saying. I know exactly what he's fucking saying oftentimes when how how is it possible

that that is not a clear And perfect argument oftentimes whenever there's a crisis point it it only illuminates where uh the past's Problems are right where the uh potentials for what the future we can make are and that's sort of spiritually what's going on in that clip uh with al gauri's talking about the consistent problem of the past and the consistent promise of the future the and and so You know it is what it is. Alex doesn't agree with that and I would say that if you don't agree with that Then it behooves you to one

argue On the merits against climate stuff right or two Except that metaphorically You're saying that fighting uh against people who were anti civil rights. Right was the wrong thing. Was the correct. Yeah Yeah, you you you're pro Being against civil rights. No, I don't that's the only like I don't there's there's so many there's so many things on the right because of my My family and the people I know where at the very least I can understand where you're coming from

but if you can take what he said and Turn it into something bad You're insane Like there is no way that you can listen to that and not process it correctly unless you are fucking gone There's there's just no way it's not possible If you look at that and you say there is something malicious in that behind the idea of you should never trust your parents You're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot. I'm done. I'm done. You know what?

I don't think that Glenn Beck guy is a really good guy. Oh, so I'm gonna tell you that right now Um, so I think I fucking nailed it in 2009. Well, I'm thrilled for you But I'm even more. Thank you for you because we're about to find out because we've got 800 million more clips, don't we? Seven 100 million. Yeah. All right. So look dude. Um, yeah, we're about to find out what happens when uh two Not strangers friends sit down Uh with some audio and stop being fake and start getting real Stop being polite and start listening. Yeah, I I've never watched the real world. I was trying to pull it start listening to a

volcanologist You know, I got destroyed in the reboot the the volcano. No, Vulcan. Oh plan to Vulcan. All right Uh, so I look I I now I now I don't have taste for that So alex finally gets around to having this volcanologist on yeah, and it's very exciting because this dude has no fucking time for alex Right. He is just about the science and it's delightful. Okay So, uh, we've got a top volcanologist a doctor robert b. Trombly on with us phd Trombly right down from his expert opinion and research Exactly what is going on and studying the volcano

Himself physically sir. It's it's great to have you here with us. So real quick From that introduction You gotta expect that alex thinks that this guy is gonna be like this guy's on his team It's gonna blow up any day this guy's on his team that thing is gonna blow up tomorrow So fast you should buy gold. The only thing that happens really fast is alex having his narrative busted Well, thank you very much for having me on the show delighted to be here with you I was uh, let's see the intro you're talking about asteroids. I was originally trained as an astronomer So I was I was very interested in that as well, but any rate

First of all for starters, uh relative to yellowstone Or either should not be any panic or or a fear Amongst the populace at the at the moment. Oh, that's pretty clear It's a pretty blunt But in case you thought that was a little subtle in case you thought that was a little subtle all that no, hold on No, Robert Robert Trombly continue. He wants to clarify. He wants to clarify a little bit So it's only erupted three times in its entire history But there is no as I said, there's no real cause for alarm at the moment

In fact, the earthquake activity has subsided quite a bit um of late So, um, but this is a common occurrence All right. Well, that's pretty that's pretty blunt. That's pretty it's it's fairly cut and dry Yeah, but so so you know how When alex and there's last two failed interviews from the day before he kept trying to like We here's what I want you to say. We got to get some juice

Could you please say what I want you to say about anything? Look, you've already said no to this stuff Let me try and throw you into this narrative and maybe you'll say yes to that. Come on. Give me something The next five or six clips are alex so desperately trying to be like Please make people scared Please and it doesn't work. It's so gorgeous immediately my first response to this clip in the context of all of the other clips is like When did somebody else take over booking guests? I think that this like is rob do rob do has to still be in the mix, right? I don't know

But somebody he's there somebody is somebody is booking guests And occasionally it feels like they're like alex jones is fucking stupid and I want to show the world Well, but I think that there is like, I don't know, you know, because like The reason I'm laughing a little bit is like I just thought like about the idea of good faith And it's like right good. No, good. Goodbye. No, but but like good faith for us is one thing Right, but good faith for an info wars booker would be a completely different thing It's like on good faith. You booked him thinking he would go along with our

Right, right, right, right. So like, uh, that's a funny doesn't mean anything anywhere. No, I know But the reason I I'm having a difficult time By continuing this conversation is because that tickled my brain to a very serious extent see that's who I want to talk to Rob Jacobson. No, no, no get rid of all of the fucking guys. Who was booking these guests? No, I know in 2009. There's people I want to know. There are people who are like Rob Jacobson or Who's that? Who's that? I can't remember a guy's name. There's another guy, uh, who uh, There's there's people who have broken away from the the cult. Yeah, no, of course, of course Who but Rob wouldn't talk to us because he's in the middle of his eoc lawsuit

Uh, Alex, sure. So like he wouldn't talk to us. Maybe at some point he might but like There are people who have who have left You know what sucks too? There's a bunch of people who have left who have gone on to just be like I'm going to make my own version. And so they create youtube channels where they're like, I'm going to be just Slightly smarter, right and and act like I'm going over the actual documents Where is Alex just screams about stuff and like, right? Oh, no, this is they're the guys They're the guys who know the scam but don't know why the scam works. They just don't get it. It's just worse entertainment. Yeah Yeah, um, so

I don't know. Anyway I don't know. Oh, who why is this getting booked? Yeah, I I don't know. I just want to know. I don't want to know who it was I don't know because it wasn't rob do nobody Here's here's what I see what I see with these guests today Is nobody was protecting Alex and at this point in time protecting the business when we live in 2018 Everybody is protecting him. Yeah, he is He is this this fragile

Weak creature that if he comes in contact with people that disagree with him He's gonna cry and scream as but back here. He is going to just like meekly Call like talk shit about you after you're gone I think what you're not taking into account is that like at this point Alex is as he always has been on a war path against the globalists, right? But he even knows that he's just kind of making bullshit up Uh, he hasn't entered into like Uh, the pupa the uh, the uh, he's still a caterpillar. Exactly. Yes. Yeah in some ways and is not grown into like

Haha, here's what I'm doing. Right. And he hasn't been surrounded by like the the what you're talking about is like He has people who are are like you can't you don't want to talk to them. Yeah, they're going to yeah No, they're gonna fuck you up Right and he also just like just like Trump's lawyers are like don't talk to the grand jury Don't talk to them because if you're under Oath, you're gonna lie and you're gonna be fucking fucked But at the same time he doesn't have also the cadre of people he can talk to so he doesn't have that's true. He doesn't have like um, you know, uh

He doesn't have the Avengers. Larry Nichols isn't there. Yeah, Steve Pachanic The two of them know each other. I believe at that point. He hasn't uh, he's not around Larry Nichols and him know each other and he's not around right, uh, he just met Peter Schiff He's like a lot of these classical weirdos and these people who have been a part of his like I can always put my elbow on you and you lean on me. I'll lean on you. Yeah kind of shit They're not around. He has to do something I I love Jesse Ventura comes around but not all far more far more than our 2015

I love 2009 because this is chaos. It's the wild west. Yeah, but the wild west also suffered from frequent volcano attacks and That is your ideal transition. That is the greatest one. That is the greatest one you've ever done So you nailed it. So alex like he keeps trying to get like this guy trombly to be like You should be scared. Yeah, he keeps going. No, so here is alex asking. Is there any danger? Is there any danger of it erupting? Uh, and if it did erupt, uh, What would that would happen? I'm looking at the last eruptions. Okay. Uh, first of all No, there's no real danger of it erupting at the moment. Uh, I

My my No, my normal take on this is it would not probably be erupting for several hundred or even thousands of years Okay, so that's not the serious normal take on it. Yeah, he's normal take on it I want to hear his abnormal take on it. He does not go on to invalidate that. Okay. All right, so then alex asks like well look the world It seems like we're entering an era where there's way more eruptions of volcanoes. Sure. Is that true? Is it though you believe in the evidence entering into the cycle of eruption? It could be but there's no real indication of that at the moment. I mean, it's not It's not acting up

In the normal you had told me off air. I believe it you were saying 61 with the computers though that it will erupt But I guess you don't know that was read out Read out okay out in alaska totally different that was a completely different volcano and not a super volcano Is a read out. All right. Read out is the name of volcano in. Yeah. Yeah, alaska. Yeah, okay So that's uh, that's what we're talking about. Like I said, I got it really into volcanoes for a while So then alex asks like why like there's an uptick in volcanoes though, right? There's a lot of volcanoes I'm gonna go with a hard. No doctor, uh

Is overall volcanic activity increasing right now or are we in an uptick in the cycle just from watching the news Uh, it seems like there's a lot more eruptions going on right now No, that's uh somewhat of an illusion that we normally have about 40 to 60 eruptions a year Love it. Um The reason that uh, it appears that way is because of the uh technology and the mass media we have now I mean, you know 10 15 years ago Uh, a lot of people didn't even know an eruption went off except uh, those of us in the business And sometimes we get that three four weeks later even longer. Yeah now

Yeah, it's almost we if an eruption goes off anywhere in the world including in the oceans, uh, and so forth Like on islands, I mean in the oceans and stuff like that. Uh, we we know about it within minutes So that no that doesn't god. So alex is so good that questions, right? That's so good This is my favorite volcanologist in history. So now alex asks like why do people like why are people freaking out? Yeah Why are people panicking? Why are some people moving out of the area? Why are they having false alerts? Uh, if uh, this is just part of a normal cycle Well media

I don't really know why I know you don't really Sorry, like I that I know you like I don't know why I want you to speculate. Please speculate and make people afraid. Please please No, but after after that like his response being kind of like a giggle. It's like The reason is because of you. Yeah people like you alex. Yeah, yep. That's why because why are people more afraid? um because You make them

Do you remember an hour ago on your show how you were like it's going to Cause the world's temperature to go down Remember when we had connection issues and I was listening to you and you said some crazy dumb shit So now to to take things to like the craziest fucking level Yeah, because alex is having such a bad time with this interview and just not getting his way at all Yeah, he's got to take this to like Perhaps the craziest level possible course just to get something just go I just go I need you to give me something right

I know you don't really study hydrogen bombs, but there were some debates about if there was ever You know nuclear testing causing earthquakes and some evidence that it was triggering seismic activity around the world And kind of a domino effect. I wonder what happened if A hydrogen bomb went off over yellowstone or right in the middle of the caldera Could that open up a fissure? Uh, I mean, we know the earth's a bunch of tectonic plates floating around on molten magma I'm just curious because there's a lot of military bases out there and things Uh, I suppose it could okay. Sure. That's great. Good. You got him. Love it. Got him alex. Love it. You got him. Love it

nail up to all supposing Uh, what if god I love these interviews. What if we nuked? I want to stay in 2009 forever. Are you shitting me? It's so great. This is so good This shit is not working out so hard that he's like, what if we nuked this volcano? What if what if banana should happen if hey if if if we were to nuk this volcano? Would it justify my fear? That's great. It would maybe Ha, what an asshole

anyway, I Could not love this more. This is uh, this is such this is such great This is the alex jones that that captivated people. Isn't it? Like isn't this the alex jones that was that was willing to be dunked on And yet still pull his narratives. I just I don't like like now. He would never accept this I'm fast. This would this would have been talked over. This would have been yelled over There's no way that he would have even finished a fucking sentence But this 2009 alex is willing to not just not just listen to this guy

But like say mm-hmm. Yeah. No. Mm. Yep. No, I I get what you're saying, but I'm gonna I'm gonna fucking try now. I'm gonna try. Have you ever gone to narnia? If in narnia aslan wasn't around at the time would yellowstone still erupt? Like it's fantastic. I love this. I don't know man because I mean we saw in the 2008 We saw him getting dunked on by uh dina del. Yeah, great stuff hard great stuff Then we've seen this like the last two uh days as we're in this episode, right? Three out of four interviews are just like Dude, dude

Now on the other two days he was able to like spin out of it and be like That guy was an asshole, right? We only had him on to set him up, right? This one he can't you can't get out of it and it's embarrassing It goes on in an hour and he keeps to being like well, what about if we nuked it, you know, like it goes to that extent He looks bad on air Um, it doesn't really matter though because like honestly, I'm just a big fan of honestly this guy This guy especially being like oh also. I was trained as an astronomer So, uh

I'm smarter than you in like a million different ways. He's not even saying any of that. No, but it's it's so clear That the subtext is like I'm going to explain to you like I would a child Exactly what's going on. You notice that this volcanologist is not like I've read 60 books about volcanoes He's so patient. Yeah, he's so kind He's just trying to make sure that alex and alex's listeners know that In all honesty, it's not that big of a deal. Yeah, so this has been most of what Is fun about february 4th and 5th in 20

2009 great So you're gonna close with some bullshit three clips All right, um that are bad and clean up. All right Some of it really terrible. Some of it fine. Okay. Uh, nothing good. All right So, uh on this february 5th alex has an interview with a guy named erin zelman who's uh, uh, the president of the jews for gun preservation rights All right, sure. I didn't know there was a group. It's an organization that alex used to be super uh in favor of I don't know if they exist anymore. I have no idea. Why not just be erin zelman

I have no idea who this organization is entirely possible. Um, I would say that this Interview does not go great because here's how it starts Well, you are right about a dire situation. We are faced with uh Uh, a war a literally war a war on gun owners Wage by the government It's a uh A mission that uh, I guess you could call it the united states government's final solution Nice second amendment. I'm not trying to be funny. Nice. You are kind of trying to be funny. Nice. Hey, hey guy

Love it. Hey guy. Love it. You're kind of trying to be fun. I'm not trying to be funny. I'm just saying It's the holocaust But for guns so it's bad Is it bad If we had a holocaust for guns, is that bad? Like legitimately I'm one of these dudes who doesn't really get mad about stuff. Yeah, you know, I'm not I'm not No, no, no, I know I'm pretty chill

generally in terms of like unless you talk bad about michelle branch or Britney Spears don't don't bring us back to the britney series debate, but generally i'm pretty chill For me which again a weird underpinning to this entire episode or many more is our pre episode argument about britney spears and every Team pop star at the time But like i'm i'm pretty cool about stuff generally it really makes me pretty mad

like I don't I don't know I'm not jewish. I'm not naturally. I have a empathy for jewish people Yep, I have an anger the israeli government Uh, I think those things part of his bed. I think those things can occupy the same bosom generally speaking. Um, but I I'm furious when I hear someone be like This is the final solution about guns. Yeah I'm the guy who runs jews for gun right preservation, right? And then he's also like

I'm not trying to be fun. I'm not trying to be funny. First of all as a comedian a past a former comedian, right? I'm like go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. You are trying to be funny. Yep second The only way you're gonna make that Fucking awful joke. Yeah Is if you really don't think the holocaust happened? No, or you don't think it was that big a deal For you to use the term final solution As a way to poke like hey, here's these people trying to take our guns

Yeah, when they aren't trying to take your guns you still have your guns now 10 years later. Yep, you dumb ass Yep, the only way you can use that language is if either You don't think the holocaust was that big a deal and the final solution is not something that jews should really be triggered by right or You kind of want to wink at the nazis. Yeah, one of the two. I'm not entirely sure which but what you're saying fucked up It's not okay. Dan, but I have to that makes me really mad. I just have to ask you the question I mean ultimately What is your final solution to this problem? That

I'm so sorry. No, but that even works like I'm so sorry Asking what is your final solution? It's not good. I don't like it. It's not good. I wish I didn't have to do it But I had to do it the joke was there, but it's it's not good but That is better than saying this is the final solution right well because I was trying very specifically to be funny I'm so sorry, Dan. I'm so sorry. It's not you. I know it's not me. I know it's not me, but I'm adding to it I apologize, man. I apologize

But this also should indicate this should indicate to you a little bit about again 2009 alex versus present alex right alex in present day nor 2015 to present that we've listened to doesn't bring up the jews for the preservation of the second amendment Any of that so he doesn't talk about that organization being a piece of his worldview really tries to ignore it But them and larry pratt's gun owners of america were the people who he vouched for in 2009 And hated the nra. Of course hated the nra back then loves them now doesn't talk about the jews for the preservation of gun ownership Anyway, it's weird. Odd. Anyway, this next clip is gross. That's all I'll say about it. Okay. It's just fun to hear a nice gross clip

Is it well right here? We'll put it on screen for you a state may compensate juvenile sentence by judges And this goes on right here in austin by very different story than what he's about to dive in. Okay, by the way, this is confirmed No judge no jury It's not a real judge on a real court. No due process They they're so lazy when they kidnap small children They don't even get the names right on the paperwork They'll be kidnapped a newborn baby and say so three-year-old had cigarettes put out on his arm and it's a baby They'll have the name wrong on it. I mean i've been at cases covering it

And you can't believe it and the judges are like demon creatures And they need to have a psychopath for a movie hollywood should go do central casting out of these family court judges I mean, they're always the same just always just like I mean, they'll even make faces like that and they call the families and they're shaking the child's done nothing wrong And they'll go you sign this document in this decree agreement right now Or you'll never see your other children again And then the father will go. Oh, uh, no That's yet arrest him and the guy'll start crying please. I didn't know they really just trust me sign it and the guy a personal sign

They'll go And they literally make a demon face. I've seen it You actually your heart kind of hits you. I've just seen a demon. I've just seen a demon And so I see this stuff every day just a pure evil sickening degenerate criminals Running everything. So, I mean, that's just the same impression he did An hour and a half ago This is this is this is a is a fucking mentally ill lunatic in the context of the current day When we see

So many immigrants. Thank you That's my version of you doing My dismissive thank you. I know but this can't be I just it this is a real Oh, we're talking about the kids that are being kept at uh centers and shit This turned this this nightmare scenario. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Has become real now see because like aren't we supposed to like when you look at alex's bullshit You're so stupid when you look at his

dystopian nightmare in 2009 Where you laugh at it and you say this could never happen and then you look at the present day and it's fucking real And and none of us really should have to you know, you know be like We were wrong about this because who knew uh Well people who were listening probably should have known and they did kind of know uh, we didn't listen to his show He's been about the whites the whole time It's never really been he's never really been all that concerned even in 2009 when we're looking at this like uh When we came back and we were looking very surprised to see alex being mad at the police

About that black guy who got shot at in the bart, right? Like it was more about the fact that the cops killed him. It could happen to whites, right? That's what it is. It and if it happens to anybody else I don't really give a fuck. No Ike. Oh god tough Fuck anyway, we get one more clip All right, we have one more clip. Let's do this last clip So alex has been talking a little bit about how he has a like a uh an announcement to make

Yeah, uh, and uh, I thought it was going to be a huge thing You would expect it turns out that jason bermas the guy who directed loose change And does periodic shows for alex. He filled in For a couple shows recently. What have you right? He's uh, he's an infowars adjacent guy And it's one of those things that's clear like you don't have a fucking team yet alex. Yeah, because like jason bermas does uh Later in 2009, he's doing like once a week shows Or so like he's he's there's no david knight. There's no

There's no crew. He has jason bermas, right? Um, and uh, so the announcement is that jason bermas is doing another show He's moving to austin and he's doing a show. So obviously there's some money that is coming in there now Here's where I think that this I don't give a shit about that jason bermas sucks. Okay, but here's why this is interesting He says something in this clip that I think is so fucking dammit That like I don't I don't even think he understands it coming out of his mouth I don't think alex if he listened to this. I don't think he'd understand like how

crazy this is We're doing what feels right and that is expanding and going after not only the youth but just an entirely new audience because You know, you look at ted anderson and he's running ads on rush limbaugh and hanity That's gonna bring us an audience folks We need to keep talking to our neighbors our friends and family members and bring them this to this information so that we can save the republic alex Absolutely ladies and gentlemen. We are putting on our afterburners right into the depression so like You understand what happened there?

He jason bermas. Yeah is saying Ted anderson is buying ads on hanity on rush. Yep. Do you know what it's specifically for the purpose? Yeah, you know, that's you know, that's he's buying on those. What's he buying gold? Yeah, he's buying mitis resources ads Oh, yeah, he's not buying alex jones show ads. Nope on hanity's show Why the fuck would hanity accept an ad campaign from another conservative radio show? That's on a competing network at the same time live as him He would never do that ted anderson is playing these guys because ted anderson. Oh get this His whole business model also involved putting ads on

A competing conspiracy theory blogs to sell his gold the mitis resources stuff Because it was two separate businesses It never really seemed like all that much of a trouble So all of these shows had mitis resources stuff going all of them anybody who makes anybody glenn beck glenn beck Sean anybody rush limbaugh Neil borts all of these guys mark levin all of them had ads From mitis resources to sell gold But you know what he wasn't trying to do

Build alex's audience. He was trying to sell gold to those other scared people. Yep, because that's what it's all about alex did it Pretty well. He did it the best because he was the most malleable right? He was the one who would be like Oh, I will become a cucked out gold salesman. Yeah, I will change everything about myself in order to fit your mold But you never had the most audience And that's why he still sold fucking ads to people like rush people like shon hannity I just want random pants dan It's why didn't hannity ever sell me pants that I never knew would fit

You don't know that he didn't That's true. We don't know right. I didn't diamond gusset has never advertised the shot. I don't know that you don't know that for sure But that's that's the kind of thing where i'm like hey, uh guys This is embarrassing like the idea that jason bermas is like I'm gonna move to austin Because how exciting is it that ted aanderson is buying ads on rush's show like Oh, that gives us the idea is that that gives us if if ted aanderson is a sponsor of our show And at the same time is a sponsor of hannity and of glenn beck. No, that gives us the legitimacy

No, no, that's the concept. No. No. No. No. No. Yeah. Yeah I'm gonna play this clip again for you. All right. I think you misheard it Okay, we're doing what feels right and that is expanding and going after not only the youth But just an entirely new audience because you know, you look at ted aanderson and he's running ads on rush limbaugh and hannity That's gonna bring us an audience for He thinks the ted aanderson is running ads on hannity and rush's show That's going to bring them an audience right. It's not. He's running gold sale commercials on those shows Yeah, it's not going to be like hey

You should check out jason bermas's new show. No, I should check out alex jones I got that But if you've got a guy who's sponsoring all of those shows No, then when you look up bulls that guy bullshit. Okay bullshit. All right, because In that even in that what we just replayed Jason bermas understands ted aanderson is our sugar daddy. Yeah, he's our guy Right, he's our guy The fact that he's putting ads on these expensive places to put ads

Means that their audience will soon be our audience. He's going to get them to come to us That's not like our sponsor is their sponsor and therefore there's an equivalent He thinks like we're in baby. We're in That's what that's that's what's behind what he's talking about right I can see that and it's crazy because ted just wants to fucking sell gold and he's using you and alex Yeah, he's using all of you. Yeah, it's just capitalism And we Oh boy, I'll tell you what

Oh Dan why did you have to end so miserably? I don't know mostly because this show generally does I like to thank everybody and if you like what we do, please go to our website knowledge fight.com Absolutely follow us on twitter at knowledge on a square fight correct. Also. We're on facebook We are go to itunes leave a review. I hear that matters also We have inexplicably been gaining listeners and everybody who has started listening For whatever reason. Thank you so much. It's it's amazing. Thank you all it really is It's your turn. Yeah, it is my turn. Um, well, I think it's fucking obvious

Go goddamn. Fuck yourself ice. You fucking nazi goddamn Bullshit organization that is fucking destroying the lives of people that you have no fucking deal with I I fucking can't handle that shit if you are an ice agent. You are a fucking nazi You are going to fucking nuremberg trial yourself to goddamn death and I hope I hope Eventually you are prosecuted the same way that nazis are fucking prosecuted whenever they're found in goddamn brazil Don't fucking call this bullshit. I was following orders. Fuck you fucking goddamn die Alrighty, go fuck yourself size. Uh, just on the technicality, uh, you have to choose somebody else They weren't they weren't on this show

They okay, um, the whole thing is someone who's on the show. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, but we just we briefly It was a correlation to the previous Uh, conversation that we had regarding that Um, I don't disagree with you, but you got to choose someone who's on the fucking show that we just talked about Man, I think then it's gonna have to be goddamn shift shift This was the this was the beginning of the end for you shift peter shiff andy and chanzas you're on the air. Thanks for holding

So alexa my first name color. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you