Knowledge Fight - #22: March 14, 2017

Episode Date: March 16, 2017

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the March 14th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include: Who does Alex want to bareknuckle box for charity? Can Alex take a joke? Did an Iowa ...high school force kids to apologize for wearing red, white and blue? Does Paul Joseph Watson not know who Ted Nugent is?

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding Alex. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. Welcome back to another episode of this show. What's that a third episode this week? Are you kidding me? That is, we're getting out of control. We didn't promise you shit, but we're delivering. Somehow your defensive even whenever you're doing great. It's celebratory defensiveness. Alex Jones is rubbing off on me. I like it. I like it. So anyway, this is a podcast where me and my friend Jordan here sit down, drink some wine and discuss Alex Jones and info wars in general. Is there a twist? There's
Starting point is 00:00:37 a hook. The hook of reason to listen beyond you just explaining it. The blues traveler style hook is that I watch a lot of Alex Jones and listen to him every day. And you don't listen to it at all. I do not. So I like to gather. Either that nor blues traveler. Bring him back. Listen, I like to sit down and I gather clips like they're Pokemon, right? And I bring them back here and I show you what I've got. I got myself a Bulbasaur clip. I got myself a Charizard clip and I'm out of Pokemon. All right. I don't know anymore. But yeah, so today we're going to be going over the March 14th episode that is Tuesday. If you're nasty and you know, we're going to get into what goes on on the show, get
Starting point is 00:01:22 into some of the lies, some of the fun and you know, just mix it up. Yeah, that's pretty much the plan. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's mostly the only plan that we've ever had. Yeah. And you know what? It's worked out so far. So far, I think we'll see. Although we haven't been taken out. No, no, but there's talk. There's talk on the white papers. There's always talk to get rid of us. So the main theme of today's show. Yeah, you might think can we just stop and acknowledge that was probably our best opening yet. It was the smoothest, but I also felt lost. It's the whole time it was kind of going smoothly and I'm like, what are we doing? I didn't feel right. Yeah. Yeah. So of course, we have to comment on it. There
Starting point is 00:02:05 we go. Now we open. There we go. We got it. We nailed it. So you might expect Jordan that today's show would be Alex Jones screaming his ass off about the tape that was posted on Breitbart the night before regarding Paul Ryan, uh, saying saying that he would never support Trump and that he hates Trump. I will never support this monster. Right. That sort of shit. Yeah. That's what you'd think. I would expect it because that is in his MO. It's exactly what he would normally want to talk about. He's basically doing like air support for Trump is what he does all the time. Right. So you would think fucking Paul Ryan's coming over here already. Alex has indicated he doesn't like Paul Ryan's plan. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:50 No. Alex is distracted by other things. No, namely that he was mentioned on Saturday Night Live. So the majority we're getting star fucker Alex today. That's what we're getting. Okay. The majority of this episode is him being pissed off at Alec Baldwin at Saturday Night Live in general. That's it. Yep. Okay. Are we go? Are we going to go like year by year cast by cast? I wish you did. Oh my God. You know, Piscopo was a patriot. Piscopo is yeah. Rob Schneider. He was good for a few years, but then he went globalist. I would love it. I like Sanders
Starting point is 00:03:28 early work. I would love it if that's what he did, but instead, uh, he gets into this. This is, uh, this is great. This is pretty close to the beginning of the show. This is a couple minutes He starts by rambling about nothing. Uh, and then gets into this. Okay. Meanwhile, you have the real hate being spewed by so-called entertainment shows like SNL and Homeland. He was saying before this that like people say that he is a hate mongrel. Right. We had already, and we had also already covered the fact that he was lampooned or represented on Homeland and got very pissed off because people believed it was him. And apparently
Starting point is 00:04:07 he just saw the newest episode and it's, it's not good. The character has taken a turn for the dark. Oh, he's not the hero of the whole show. He's not. Oh boy. He's not. Alex is not going to like that. I haven't watched the new ex files characters, but I bet it's debatable whether the character based on him and that is the good guy also. I'm not sure. I got to go back and watch it. But anyway, NBC and CBS respectively, where they have the person playing the president Alex Baldwin, a top tier actor, posing as the president, stealing his identity. Remember that. So it's not an impression. He's stealing his identity. He has his social. He's got
Starting point is 00:04:50 his, he's got his life force. I got you. So just keep in mind that he's, uh, seems to be thinking about identities being stolen and not, you know, not being accurate. Yes. And then saying Alex Jones told me black people aren't human. No context. No reality. No nothing. Just pure cut to the black people looking angry and going, Oh, I get it. You're racist in the skit. If you didn't see it, I did not. It's a, it's a take on independence day and there's aliens that have come down and Trump, uh, you know, uh, uh, Alec Baldwin playing Trump, uh, gives a speech to a bunch of, uh, a bunch of soldiers who are getting ready to do battle with these aliens. Yes. And he's like aliens walk among us. They've
Starting point is 00:05:34 been here for years. Uh, I heard this on info wars. Alex Jones. He's a gray radio broadcaster and the, you know, Keenan is like, well, aliens live here. He's like, yep, there's one right over there. He points at Leslie Jones. Okay. I am not an alien. And he's like, there's another one right next to her and it's a, so she is a modda. And so the joke is that it's everybody but white people. Yeah. Basically. Yeah. Uh, and I mean, come on. It's a joke. It's a joke. And as we've documented, Alex has a dubious grasp on race. Yeah. So the idea that they're mocking that doesn't mean that people, the point that they're making isn't that Alex thinks that black people are aliens. Uh, exaggerating it for comedic effect.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Are they though? A little. How much are they? How much could they possibly be exaggerating based on what we do? They're underdoing it. Yeah. Exactly. It's, it's a lame, it's a lame thing if you know exactly how awful Alex Jones is. It kind of is. Yeah. I mean, it's, but it's a, it's a joke. It's got a, it's got the whole punch. It's everything. It's a white racism. Racism doesn't exist. One time I was pulled over by a Nazi. He said I was cool to go because I was blonde live from New York. Not as good a cold open. No. Oh, that's just entertainment. Just like when Colbert attacked me two weeks ago. You work for Alex Jones, don't you? Yes. Well, the two of you were renting this house together, but his name,
Starting point is 00:07:05 your roommate's name is on the lease. I see you get out right now. I'm throwing him out. I'm going to start eviction. Hey, listen, you know, blah, blah, blah. So what are you doing? I have no idea what's going on right there. How could you? He just skipped into this storyline that he's mentioned before in the past, but I have no evidence of this. I don't know if this is true. He claims that one of his reporters or someone who works for him got evicted because the landlord thought that Alex Jones was a bigot and they worked for Alex Jones, which if that did happen, that's a lawsuit. Yeah. That's some dick move right there. No, but that's illegal. Is it illegal? Yes. Absolutely. That's housing discrimination. Oh, that's good. Yeah. That's a really good
Starting point is 00:07:45 law. I'm sure they're going to get rid of it here shortly. That's an open and shut case. Yeah. If that happened, which is why I know it didn't happen. It did not happen. So anyway, but it makes no sense. The transition. Okay. So it was, but it was following SNL or Colbert. Well, he's like, SNL made fun of me just like Colbert made fun of me. And then because of Colbert, yes, his employee got evicted. Yeah. If you're trying to diagram the sentence, that's what he's saying. Okay. Just listening to it straight through. I'm glad you asked because it makes no sense. It makes no sense. And these are what these folks are what I'd call classical liberals, nice folks, not right wing and in any respect. And you and your little puppy, your little docs and get out of here and
Starting point is 00:08:27 moved in with his girlfriend. Oh, but it's just entertainment. I saw he hates gay people on Colbert and I'm gay. Get out of here. I'm a lesbian. You are for Alex Jones. Get out of here. Are we going to pull that one? Because Colbert took a clip of me saying they say I'm anti-gay. I'm not anti-gay. But regardless, you're thrown out of your house. These are fascist folks. And then they sit there and they lie with their fake news. They have all their actors posing as reporters like Colbert are posing as the president like Baldwin. He doesn't understand this. He doesn't understand what's going on here at all. I like Baldwin is an actor doing an impression. That's a parody. Yeah, he's acting. Stephen Colbert
Starting point is 00:09:17 is never pretended to be a reporter. No, he was doing a character on a comedy show that involved the news. And now he's a late night talk show host. So that's it. He's not a reporter. So why is doing comedy? Yeah. Does Alex does Alex really not understand that? He doesn't. He really doesn't get that. I don't think he does because of a clip. We're going to play later where he gets into the idea of fiction and reality that's really illuminating in terms of some of the theories we've been building. And then a black hole opens up and he disappears into it. There's a lot of projection. He doesn't understand. There's so much projection in this episode. It's okay. It gets really weird, real weird. Then I say, you know, I'd like to have for charity a million
Starting point is 00:10:01 dollars, whoever loses to the charity of their choice to bare knuckles box because Baldwin's known for beating up little guys and camera people and now acting tough and stuff. Give me a break. But I realize he's older than me. So I would take on him and O'Reilly. O'Reilly's also slandered in the fame. I'll take both. I'm serious. I'll take both of you on in the ring and I will beat both your asses into a poem. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. I want to do it. And after I kick both your asses in the ring, it's going to show all these pansies and all these wimps that run their mouths. How the real world works. Okay. It's like politically we are mopping the floor with you. Not only probably breaking my hands on you. And so did they, did
Starting point is 00:10:46 they tell you why I'm angry at him? No. Bill O'Reilly said tonight we'll look at sexual predators online and then cut to a clip of me yelling and screaming strangely enough about corrupt policing. That's the greatest form of defamation you can engage in. No one's ever said I'm a sexual predator. I have no criminal record. It just goes on and on. But he just says it so it's okay. See, it becomes reality for the delusionoids, the delusionals that just believe mainstream television. So that's a delusionoid was a really great video game in the 80s. It was. Yeah, arcade days. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't know what that O'Reilly clip was, but I'm willing to believe that they edited it that way. I'm willing to believe Alex's version of it, which is shady.
Starting point is 00:11:33 I mean, well, you know what? Let's not let's not engage you with the weather or not. This is real. But again, this comes down to I want more to engage with the fact that he said that's the greatest form of defamation you can do to smash cut to Alex to so so implying that somebody is a pedophile. Yep. Is the greatest form of defamation you can do to somebody. Yep. Does. Okay. All right. Does Alex Jones know what he says ever at any point in time. He can't. Does he have a does he have a no memory situation where every word is the first word he's ever spoken? I think it must be that sort of thing. He's like a like really fast acting guy from Memento where it's just all gone
Starting point is 00:12:25 immediately. Either that or he knows that he speaks vaguely enough that when he says the globalists kill and rape children, it's not really a specific defamation on anybody. He's specifically named people. He has. He said Chucky Chucky Schumer is a vampire. Yeah, we now know. I mean, that means in Alex Jones's code, that means you kill and drink the blood of children. Yeah. So yeah, so he's specifically called other people pedophiles. He is committed to the worst. The worst act of defamation you can commit. The moment it happens to him. Yep. The moment it happens to him. He is up. I'm going to bare knuckle box you for charity show you how the real world works. Right. Violence solves every problem. Yeah, he made and he even described it as I'm going to pound you into the
Starting point is 00:13:14 ground like for charity. I'm going to murder you. He's the he's the U. E. bowl of political talk. He just wants to fight his critics. What is he doing? He's such an idiot. He wants to fight it physically. It's so childish. It's insanity. He's a 12 year old. I disagree with you philosophically. So let's fight. If I beat you, my philosophy is right. You know what? I wish that was further away from how the real world works. Yeah, I suppose so. But again, you know, it's might makes right and you know, hypocrisy doesn't matter. These are the tenants of the world of Alex Jones. And I mean, we just got to get used to it if we're going to dwell on it. That's the world we're going to live in. Now we get to a nice clip where he has a new lie narrative that I think is pretty interesting
Starting point is 00:14:04 that we'll get into right here and out of the gates 50% off on the Trump Pence for president 2020 shirt that says keeping America great. And on the back America first in 1776 and full wars.com. And this is all about free speech meeting like minded people and promoting the truth and standing up against the bullies that tell folks that they can't wear their colors proud to red, white and blue shirt. But again, the Ninth Circuit is ruled as illegal in California schools. Come on. And I even have articles right here today again, where if teams have red, white and blue colors, they're told that they can't have the basketball games because it hurts the Muslims feelings. I'm not kidding. He's not kidding, but he's lying. So again, he has the Ninth Circuit lie that we we've talked about a
Starting point is 00:14:53 bunch. I like nauseam. I left that in just to illustrate how often he brings that up. Yep. And then he has this new one about an Iowa basketball team where people were told not to wear red, white and blue because it offends immigrants or Muslims. Alex is that true? Alex must have just seen a tweet because I read up on this story. Okay. And he but there is something to read the tweet and the story that's being told in right wing media and right wing blogs is that Iowa high school students were forced to apologize for wearing red, white and blue at a sports game because immigrant students on the opposing team were offended. That's the story on right wing blogs. Is there any other part of that story that maybe they've left? Oh man, there's a lot more.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Oh, there's more. Yeah. So it seems like that's more than enough for a story. Let's print the headline and just not fill it in. Don't give it a lead. Yeah. So the truth is that these students did apologize for wearing red, white and blue. Okay. But they were never asked to they weren't forced to at all. Okay. They also shouldn't have apologized for wearing red, white and blue because that wasn't the issue. The reason that the opposing team was pissed off was because they were screaming racial slurs at them. That is a much better reason to be pissed off than wearing red, white and blue. They were yelling deport them. No. And stuff like that. There was a guy who was there. And he was quoted as saying he had a Facebook post about it. He said, also, just
Starting point is 00:16:26 remember, we were offended, but did not ask for an apology. Valley willingly apologized to us. We did not make them apologize. And then someone commented, please state exactly what offended you. The posts say it was wearing a patriotic uniforms. If it was more than that, then enlighten us. And his response, I don't care what they were wearing. Some of them were screaming racial slurs, which is what got me. That maybe that's more of the story. That's what got me. Yeah. You know, all the way up until then, I was fine. Of course, no cares about what someone's wearing. If they're not being a bully. So they apologize for wearing red, white and blue, though. Right. So it was a sarcastic fucking apology or just not taking responsibility. But knowing you have to
Starting point is 00:17:10 apologize seems like that seems like such a because that hold on. Okay. All right. Here's where I'll be fair about it. All right. The apology came from like the student council. It didn't come from the kids who were doing the screaming of racial slurs. Oh, okay. So I think that I was really hoping that my knowledge of kids who scream racial slurs hadn't just suddenly disappeared. Yeah, to be replaced by people suddenly learning not to yell. You wake up hung over and you're like, Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, man, teens know how to apologize for racial shit. Now Jesus Christ, what world is this? Yeah. So they there was the student council. So it's possible that they were just apologizing and trying to save face without getting into the muck without actually
Starting point is 00:17:49 apologize. Also, September 2016 Des Moines Register article described the racial tensions in this particular school district in Iowa, a culture of quote, deep racial disparity exists in the Valley High School, creating an inequitable toxic environment for students of color, according to report from the Iowa State University researchers. The audit found that students of color at the West Des Moines High School are more likely to be labeled as special needs and at risk than their white peers. Students of color are also more likely to face discipline or suspension, and less likely to be tapped for gifted programs. And this is a quote from the researchers. The traditions, curriculum and common teaching methods within the school assume students upper class whiteness as
Starting point is 00:18:30 the norm or archetype, which can marginalize and demoralize students of color, whether intended or not. Now that's interesting and about the hold on, that's about a lot of education as a whole. Yeah, we can accept that. Yeah. Now here's where it gets more specific. Yeah. The report comes more than a year after violent confrontations between students prompted a series of community discussions on race relations at the school. There were like basically race fights. Yeah. At this Iowa school. Yep. And so maybe that's the kind of climate that we're living in and has nothing to do with the fact that they're wearing red, white and blue. There's a big racism problem at Valley High School in Iowa. And of course, it's not commonly reported because why would it be? It's a
Starting point is 00:19:11 high school in the middle of America. Yeah. It's just one example of many. How? Oh, but they just ran with it as being about wearing red, red, white and blue. Yep. And that's what they ran with. Yeah, because there's no no context whatsoever. No. And what he does in the end is blame the victims. Again, he takes the side because he can't fucking spin a yarn that's against his narrative. He can't dig for the facts. He can't look into it. And he's he's lying by omission and just lying. It's fucking sad. What are the what are the so this is reported only on right wing news period? What do you mean? I mean, no, like local news talked about the right wing right wing blogs picked it up. Yeah. Are they reporting anything? Or is it just full on? I heard about
Starting point is 00:20:01 this and then I'm very mad and yada yada that whole thing. Well, there's I mean, the tweets are basically along the lines of students forced to apologize for wearing red, white and blue, blah, blah, blah. I mean, it's it's exactly the same as the Ninth Circuit. Yeah, you know what? Fuck them. Fuck them. This is a pure distraction. Yeah, this is nothing. Yeah, we move on. We move on. But he's gone. I just I just wave him from me. But I just like these specific examples because it comes down to like what we can pin to the wall. Yes, there's a lot of stuff that we can't really pin to the wall. Like I can't prove that Alex doesn't have sources. I have good circumstantial evidence that he doesn't. But I can't prove it. That's true. I can prove that he didn't read this
Starting point is 00:20:40 article based on the facts of the article. Yeah. So this is an instance where it's like, fuck you, dude, you're not telling the story. You're lying. You're a propagandist. And on our last episode, he was fucking calling other people a race pimp. I would say if anybody is doing that sort of behavior, it's you in that exact moment. Um, I think you just committed the greatest act of defamation. Yeah, you can possibly commit. So anyway, and do you know who's willing to fight you? Alec Baldwin for charity. Alec Baldwin only fights for profit. We all know that. Hannity. Hannity. Hannity. Hannity fights for sexual favors. Oh, also, let's tie this into the big picture of representative Stephen King, who is from Iowa, who is a out and out white nationalist.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Yeah. And he's not even bothering anymore. No, but so like he's clearly I was about to blow up. There's there's there's fucked up stuff going on. That whole state's garbage. I had some nice times in Iowa city. So is Indiana. I don't even know where Montana is. Let's just call that one. Let's just call that one Canada. Let's little Canada. Yeah. Yeah. No, King King. Yeah, said some white nationalist shit. We can't we can't fix our culture with other people's babies, essentially. Paul Ryan said, I think he needs to clarify his comments. And then he did. And then he clarified his comments. I met exactly what I said with I meant exactly what he said. Paul Ryan when asked for comment regarding that said, I think he needs to clarify statements. If I were Paul
Starting point is 00:22:18 Ryan, the second time my response would be, yeah, like, okay, but I got a punt on this one. This supports the supports the reality. The GOP is now only for dumb people, right, people who deny reality and out and out racists. Yep. That's it. Yeah, absolutely. But no one else who's part of that. Alex has never seen white racism in his life. Well, I mean, except for Nazis. Right. So this clip is not sees are only a positive thing. Right. They're about prosperity. Anyway, this clip is not done. He goes from talking about this basketball team and lying about them to somehow weave it into Turkey. But when he brings up Turkey, what he doesn't do is bring up that his boy Mike Flynn was working for them. Are you sure it wasn't that you're no longer allowed to wear
Starting point is 00:23:05 red, white and blue on Thanksgiving? Yeah, that might be. I think that's probably where he's going to go with this. That's a good theory. Well, then you don't feel like you should be part of the country. If the red, white and blue upset shoots, I mean, why are we submitting to them? Erdogan has now declared the dictator of Turkey. And he is the supreme ruler of Europe, basically. That's Wow. And has General Flynn in his employ. Well, suck it. And his name is Erdogan. Yeah. Erdogan. Hey, Erdogan. He's from occupied Texas. Give him a break. I just learned how to say the goddamn name. Fine. George or Ramos. Don't say that. Learn how to say the fucking name. Yeah. There it is. W H O T V NBC Valley students say USA themed student section not aimed at North
Starting point is 00:23:57 refugee athletes. That's the name of the team's North refugee athletes. So that's him reading the headline of the story. He thinks that the team name is North refugee athletes. That is not the name of the team. Athletes. That's the NRA. Oh, man. Yep. So they're bingo. They're the North refugee athletes. So does that to you? Does that make you see a vision of a basketball jersey with just somebody escaping Syria on it as their mascot? Uh, yeah, basically, yeah, the team is the Tigers. I looked it up. He doesn't understand the story. He doesn't even understand the headline as he's reading it. So on the one hand, we have the team, the North refugee athletes, which is one of the most common names
Starting point is 00:24:52 for high school sports. We have the Tigers. Yeah. Now, did they vote for that at an assembly? Were those two ever an option one against? It might, it might have been. You know what? We want to be unique. Fair enough. Um, okay. So I was kind of worried. Uh, I want to, I want to bring this up a tiny bit because we're going to get a little bit into this today. You tweeted at Paul Joseph Watson. You tweeted at a prison planet or at least you quoted one of his tweets and sent me into a panic through the entire day. Uh, but then I found this clip. Okay. And it made me feel like we might be okay because in it, Alex Jones describes how he likes to take a joke. Oh, good. Unfortunately, that puts us, you know, already we're off the hook. We're in the clear. We know that he likes to take
Starting point is 00:25:43 a joke. Unfortunately, by the end of this clip, I'm starting to wonder if he actually likes to take a joke. Do you think he even knows what a joke is? It's, it's vague at this point. It's unclear, but we'll let him descend from, Hey, I'm cool. I take a joke to screaming. Okay. I saw another mashup piece. I sent it to Nico. I forget exactly what publication it was. Let me look it up. And I've become one of the top comedians in the country. Literally, they're even saying that newspapers tongue and cheek. Okay, good. Otherwise it's a bad newspaper. That's AV club with daily mashups of things I've said in 20 years on video into these comedy pieces. They're not, and they think it's destroying me or hurting me, but we have the metrics. It's sending us giant hordes of
Starting point is 00:26:35 young people. Before we get into like how he takes a joke and stuff, I want to be clear that I kind of agree with him on this. And this is one of my big principles is taking him out of context like that is incredibly dangerous. It really only feeds into his game. Oh yeah. What we're doing is still laughing at him and far more tedious, very tedious, so much work, so tedious, but at the same time, imagine this podcast, but if it were one and a half minutes long, yeah, and there were just instead of us commenting on it, there's just like techno music and then scenes from movies. Uh-huh. That sounds super entertaining, but that would be too tedious for me because I'd have to edit that fucking shit. Yeah, that's true. But you could never handle that. But I think that I really do
Starting point is 00:27:20 agree with him that people doing these jokey videos are sort of playing into his hands. I think they're sending people to him. Well, these people are going to check him out. You know, they want to know more about who is this fucking wing nut. And I don't know. I don't think that they're going to convert tons of people or anything like that. No, but it does get into your head that he's funny with all this stuff. And I do think that that's a dangerous thing. I'm not saying that they're doing something bad. I'm just saying there are negative side effects of treating him like a joke. Um, and that will be one of my main theses for the entirety of this podcast. Yeah, he is he is a joke. But he is a he's like the he's like the killing joke. He's the Joker. That's what he all
Starting point is 00:28:01 he's just so bad. He's like a truly bigoted joke that everyone seems to like, yeah, not get. Oh, now, if they're sending people to him, the worry that I have is that he's becoming more disseminated in the popular consciousness or mainstreamed. While I was saying that I realized that is exactly what we're hoping happens. Not really. So we can explode. No, because we'll be too late. Yeah, that's a good point. If he becomes like super mainstream, it'll be like, Oh, yeah, you guys are doing another Alex Jones podcast. Yeah, that's true. You know, we need to we need to take over to pull up now. Yeah. Yeah, we need to have started this podcast two years ago. Right. This is like, uh, this is like Game of Thrones. He should have been in the endgame by now. Yeah. You should already know that Jon Snow is
Starting point is 00:28:47 going to ride a fucking dragon. Why are we there? Yeah. Why are we there? He's going to ride it. Don't don't spoil Game of Thrones. Let's get to Alex Jones, uh, being having a great sense of humor about himself. Excellent. My son loves it. His school loves it. And it's fun. I like being made fun of. You think I'm like some fake conservative from 50 years ago. It's all in a stuffed suit. Well, Buffy, how dare them make a joke about me or judge Smales? By the way, that reference is going to miss all of your millennials that are coming over from the AV club. Okay. What's what is judge Smales? No fucking idea. I don't know. Probably some from some goddamn sitcom. Look it up while we're doing that. I don't I don't know how to spell it. Smales. I don't want to. It's got the comments in here. And like most
Starting point is 00:29:42 the comments when you read them are this is the guy that says whites are superior to black people. Never said that. This is the guy that says he's superior genetically to Denzel Washington when he he's old and ugly. What are you talking about? That's mental illness. I've never said any such thing. It's like this mental illness where they it's like they're fiction writers and they make stuff up and they say I produced an album called I don't like blacks 2018. So he actually shows the comment thread on this AV club video. If you've ever been to the AV club, they kind of go buck wild. They like they like trolley comment and they like to do strings of jokes. Yeah. So comment threads end up becoming someone makes a joke. Someone tags it tag tag tag. That's on the AV club. They also kind of have a
Starting point is 00:30:32 very communal comment thread where it's kind of the same people always in conversation with you. Yeah. So in this one someone started because the video in question he does some rapping in it. He like people were started as we've as we've seen he can drop a verse. Yeah. So people start writing like Alex Jones raps and one of them has a has a rap lyric of him like Alex Jones and I'm here to say blah blah blah. And then it says from his album I don't like black people. Which is just a joke. No one said he made a silly joke. And it's 20 and it's from the future. Exactly. Nobody's saying that Alex Jones is bringing an album back from the future in order to release it now. So his point is that he can take a joke. He's not one of these stodgy conservatives. But then he literally
Starting point is 00:31:18 literally is reading comment sections and being like I don't they said that I made a fucking album because I don't like black people. That is so with how many how many people do we know who have that kind of level of narcissism where they could absolutely read a like they put a Facebook post up. It turns into one of those Facebook posts. Yeah. They will absolutely turn to you and read the comments to you. I might. We know people who would do that. I might. But it would only be out of fear. Imagine they have a show. A hypothetical million strong audience. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. That's great. Anyway. Looked up judge. Smales. Smales from Caddyshack. OK. Not schmales. No. Which I sounded very antisemitic. I think it was like a honeymooners reference. Yeah. Because Alex Jones he says he's
Starting point is 00:32:17 forty three. Right. Motherfuckers 50 plus. Do you think so. I think so. Anyway. He's lying about his age. I think so. That's great. He does not look like a forty three year old. Yeah. But he lives his life fucking hard. That's true. That's true. And it's like pseudo intellectuals. And I feel sorry for these people because I was reading these comments this morning. And it was wild. And every single moment we've changed the world. We've got presidents being elected all over the world to fight globalism and have a new pro empowerment productivity renaissance. We're having huge success. We reach forty five million people a week conservatively. We're creating spin off movements that are reaching even more people. And then they have these weird celebrations. I see it too about Drudge. Oh he's number one. But
Starting point is 00:33:11 he's a loser or Alex is big. But he's a loser. It's like oh Alex is mentally ill or Alex is an outcast and they're projecting everything they think they are. And they're these alone people in their mother's basements all the demographic show at the average liberal like 90 percent below the age of thirty five lives in their mom's basement has no job plays video games all day. And they just sit there together celebrating how people that are active aggressive successful genetically unsuccessful. Yikes. Whoa. When did we drop that one in there. I wanted to pause that just for a second. But also also to just really hammer that point home. Also this is not what someone who can take a joke does. No. This is always 30 seconds of insulting the people who made the jokes that he's living their parents
Starting point is 00:34:03 basement. All these 90 percent of liberals over under thirty five live in their parents basement. I don't know anybody who lives in their parents basement. I know a lot of liberals under thirty five. Yeah. But 90 percent of them. There are some comics who live in basements. But that's but we've all lived in our parents basement from at one point or another. Yeah. Sure. I mean not all of us have you go under thirty five. Comments on a club. You take that down to like under twenty three. You're talking a different ballpark for the reasons of you know the very same parents voted to run the economy. Yeah. So anyway but 90 percent 90 percent. That's a bullshit. All the studies show this. All the studies show this. Not one study shows this. He's just mad because somebody made a joke on an
Starting point is 00:34:52 AV club article and he has to hammer this home that he's so much stronger and so much tougher than all of these people. He can take a joke because he's so strong and so tough. And if you don't think he can take a joke he will meet you in the ring. He's real close to that. He's real close to threatening these commenters. Yeah. He's Huey Bowl man. Yeah. It's just like you remember what you did. I'm waiting for him to say my dad could beat up your dad. You remember when Huey Bowl whenever he got bad movie reviews he was like I will box you. He would just try to get people to box him about their bad movie reviews. I did not know that. He did that. It was great. That is pretty great. Yeah. It's like a fun thing to do actually. Yeah. Whenever the stakes are so low
Starting point is 00:35:36 that it's just a dumb movie. Awesome. I made a whatever. I can't remember any of his fucking stupid movies. But yeah he made like that bad evil. No. I don't think that was him. But maybe I don't know. He made he always made blood rain. He made blood rain. Sure. Blood rain. You don't like video games. I fight you. Yeah. Video game movies. Anyway Alex gets more mad. I got a lot kids. They're successful. My family family lines are successful. By every benchmark I'm very successful and then they go have little ceremonies and celebrations that I'm not successful. I don't disagree that he's successful but this is so petty. This is so this is really sad. Like the two the two responses I will fight you and then being like so defensive about being successful.
Starting point is 00:36:25 It's insane. If we if we got a bad review I swear to God let's just talk for two hours about that person. I think we got a four star review on iTunes. It almost made me freak out. You ruined our five stars. Oh are you kidding me. Four stars. How dare you. Yeah. Are you kidding me. I would you know what you're probably one of the 90% of conservatives who are 85 years old and living above their parents graves and just talking shit and playing video games all day. We like deluginoids. We are both genetically successful. We're both genetically successful. I have a day job. I'm reasonably successful in a job that I am not qualified for. All right. Because they need to live in a delusional world where they create a straw man of who I am
Starting point is 00:37:16 and then they declare themselves better than that person. Still doesn't know what a straw man is. It's the same thing the white supremacists do. They'll just say Alex Jones works for Israel blah blah blah. He's a bad guy just to make themselves feel powerful and put themselves above me. And I noticed that you know some of the black supremacists do that too but really not many. It's mainly weird white young people. White young people. That was weird white guilt and no identity. White guilt. And then they go and comment and just make stuff up like hey dude if you're going to say I don't think that I think I'm better than Denzel Washington. What the hell are you talking about. I like Denzel Washington movies. I think the guy's good looking. In fact they make the point.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Oh look Denzel Washington's 20 years older and looks younger than Alex. Absolutely. What did I ever say about Denzel Washington. You just make up some fantasy that I think I'm better than Denzel Washington. Just like Alec Baldwin pretends to be the president. Yes. And then says Alex Jones told me black people aren't humans. You just described. And I bet money. There's a bunch of these comments in here. I bet this guy called Cookie Monster this handle probably saw Saturday Night Live and thinks if they made that joke about me it must be true. See they're trying to brand me as David Duke. When David Duke doesn't even say stuff that far. Yes he does. No. Well David Duke says he's David Duke. David Duke does not call Alex Jones David
Starting point is 00:38:46 Duke. He's not playing a character. No. David Duke is just a bigot. David Duke is a full on bigot. I don't think anyone needs to brand Alex Jones as anything other than Alex Jones. He's very successful at it. We let him live and die by his own words. Fuck you Cookie Monster. I love that he has to use the handle. You know what. I don't like what Cookie Monster said about me. Yeah. That's such a fucking pathetic little tiny person thing to do. It's a farce. It's absolutely. He's a YouTube commenter that has his own YouTube show. So at that point after this this clip had ended after this this section ended I was like well maybe he doesn't like being made fun of and he's trying to pretend that he does because he knows it's gracious to be made fun of and you
Starting point is 00:39:35 know roasts all that stuff all that you know it's sort of a social thing where Boston Balls is how you communicate friendship a lot of the time. This next clip that plays up immediately after made me realize Alex does not like being made fun of. Okay. This is where he just like no you needed more after that previous clip only because it gets much worse. Okay. But with the thinking people that's in one group of every color of every region of every you name it. Just awake sentient beings and over here you've got the massive people though that literally are living in fantasy land the delusion oids they call the deplorables they're the delusion oids the delusionals. One of those is a real word. One of those and they've got a lot of guts
Starting point is 00:40:20 in the system to put this out but it works because people don't differentiate fiction with nonfiction now. No you don't. You don't deliberate that. This is where we get some pot calling the kettle black. Everybody else does that. This entire stretch here is where Alex thoroughly projects exactly what he does onto those who criticize him and it's fascinating. They don't know the difference between truth and fiction. Bro come on. All of your analogies end up citing movies. You just think that the plot. Okay. Anyway here we go. Here comes a deep dive. So mainstream media is the fake news. They're organizing with the communist Chinese to censor the liberty movement. Man that's fighting words. That's foreign espionage. That's a foreign takeover
Starting point is 00:41:09 of our media our entertainment our infrastructure and I see the leftist commenting in computer world and you name it. Oh good. China help us please shut down Alex Jones and President Trump. There's actual comments. Oh yes communist Chinese are really going to treat you real good. Again he's responding to commenters. Yeah it's the biggest waste of time ever. You sit here in the lap of freedom. You sit here in the lap of the west and then bitch about it when you have no idea what you're allying yourself with. North Korea is a dropping of China. Little little pile they left the corner there. Horrible enslavement. But you think it's cute when Dennis Rodman goes over there and hangs out with Kim Jong-un. No we don't. Nope. You might have missed the point of any
Starting point is 00:41:58 coverage about that. It was hey that's fucked up. Yeah. What is you doing going over there. That's not cool at all. Yeah. Hey no one thought it was cute. Don't do that. Even the globalists thought that was fucked up. So in just as a little potbellied goblin launches missiles at Japan and we've got to have B-52 bombers on the tarmac with nukes now in South Korea ready to nuke the entire north. They're not just going to drop bombs on Pyongyang. They're going to drop bombs all along the border where he's got reportedly 100,000 pieces of artillery aimed at Seoul. Can't feed his people but boy does little Mr. Weenie. There's little Weenie. Little Weenie. Kim Jong-un. Little. Have a bunch of missiles. Little. They always do. That's your state.
Starting point is 00:42:44 That's what you worship. See America's the big liberal open society freedom. Wild Wild West baby and you people want to control words and ban whiteboards and ban scales again. This is a this is because somebody commented. This is this is all in response. Look at all the same response. He just somehow weaved in the North Korea situation which is agreed. Fuck it's fucked up. But I think we're probably responding to it wrong but be that as it may then he gets into Kim Jong-il as a tiny dick. Little Weenie. In colleges they're banning whiteboards which we went over in the past episode. That is not what's going on. Every time somebody's banning something it's usually because of racial slurs. A specific college had a rash of racial slurs used on white
Starting point is 00:43:32 boards and at the same there's a Michigan state as I recall and at the same time they recognize that all communication was being done through social media. So what's the point of having them there if they're being used to harass people. They did the least they possibly could. Exactly. That's the good way to put it. That's the real thing that you should be angry. Now I think what Alex Jones is about to say is it's beyond book burning. Is it. That's his take on it. Facebook comments. No no the AV club getting rid of whiteboards is beyond book burning. Beyond it. It's trying to ban the written word. I mean can't you can erase. You're going to race a whiteboard. It's true. You could just erase it. Yeah. Yeah that is one option. But again when we talked about
Starting point is 00:44:17 this the first time we agreed that it was. This isn't the best strategy. Erasing a whiteboard is exactly like burning a book. Uh huh. That rewrites itself. Yes. An everlasting book. Yes. Here we go. And ban the word mother and father. You're the cult. You're not the cool people. So got it. You don't get it. You morons don't know the life I've led. What I've done. Any of it. You sit there in your mommy's basement. When I've lived more than you at 40. Let's say you're 40 by the time I was 14 years old. You're indeed. You sit there in your mommy's basement. Well he was 80 when he was five. He was twice divorced at 14. What is he talking about. He's just still mad about these comments.
Starting point is 00:45:11 It's just about the comments. He can't take a fucking joke. It reminds me. We're going to get screwed if he finds this podcast. Oh man god. He's on minute 10 of yelling at these people about a comment thread on the AV club. Oh god. I love it so much. We're on episode 23 of this podcast. I love it so much. We've recorded like 50 hours just analyzing his racism, his misogyny, his Islamophobia, his idiocy. He is going to freak out if he finds this. You know what? We got to tell him. Here's the thing. We got to tell him. He won't. Why? Because then he'd have to listen to it. That's a good point. He would have to. He would have to have his son do it. Do you know why he can. Do you know why he engages with that video because he could watch the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Oh, because it was a minute and a half long. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. That's true that he can engage with a headline. If our, if our episode titles were Alex Jones is a big dumb fat idiot, he would know everything about us. Okay. Well, maybe I should make some if our episode titles are March 14th. He's not going to know a goddamn thing. Maybe I should make some small YouTube videos that are salaciously titled. Oh, maybe I'll work on that for the near future. You could, you could take our own ethos, edit it out of context and put it on YouTube. That's a good idea. Those opening ourselves. Okay. Get out of your Pampers now.
Starting point is 00:46:56 And I don't respond to you meanly because I want to hurt you. I know you only respond to ridicule. That's at the level you're at in junior high. Arrested development. So I'm reaching out to you like junior high. You're all over there eating your buggers in the corner, laughing at adults living in the real world. It's time for you to grow up, sonny, and get out of mommy's basement and stop being mad at people that have done things. Because that's what this really is, is a bunch of little kids sitting around mad at people that are actually doing something. It's not. It's definitely not. No. But do you know what it is? People responding to the things he's saying appropriately. Alex Jones being mad at people
Starting point is 00:47:37 who've done something. And it's him projecting. That thing about kids learning not to lie at some point. That's like, you might have some insecurities about how much you lie. I'm telling you. Absorbed a twin in the womb trying to escape from the year. It's entirely possible. Anyway, let's get to our next clip. Jordan, why is he so mad at an AV club? I don't know. And his anger is not done, but at least it's done about that. He's done. Okay. He's done yelling at the AV club people, but he does get back to Alec Baldwin here in a moment. But first, we had a special report on this episode from the one and only Paul Joseph Watson. PJ dubs hates SJ dubs. So I promised at one point that we would never play his voice on this show. You did.
Starting point is 00:48:18 I promise that we would never play Paul Joseph Watson and Roger Stone. And in honor of that, this next clip is 30 seconds of silence in honor of you tweeting at him. Oh, that's right. I'm going to play a tiny bit of his special report today. He did a special report about how a snoop dog is an asshole. Basically because snoops got a new video out where he holds a gun up to the head of a Trump lookalike, a clown version of Trump. And he pulls the trigger and has like a bang flag that comes out of it. Right. Classic, classic goof. It's cartoon. And they're super mad about it. They're real mad that someone who has been convicted on gun charges. Let's snoop. They call him a race pimp. They say that he, uh, he, have we established what race pimp is still a little
Starting point is 00:49:05 vague, but they were saying it ain't easy. They were screaming about how he like was working with the CIA to prepare black youths to go to prison. That's what rap music is all about snoop dog. Yes. It's a massive and all rap music is a, is the prison pipeline. Yes. Not, not the judges or mandatory minimums. The schools or none of these things. No, no, no. It's rap music. Yep. All right. Uh, so, but, but what they're mostly focusing on is the idea that snoop would, uh, fake assassinate Trump, which he doesn't, there's a bang flag that comes out of it. Yeah. It's like a deafie duck thing, but, uh, they, they take it as like pussy riot would actually put out a video where they fake assassinate Trump, right? Yeah. Yeah, probably their hardcore. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Yeah. They did time for that shit. Snoop dog almost did time. Murder was the case that they gave him. That's true. Anyway, that's true. Paul Joseph Watson says something super unfortunate in his heavily edited report to the point where he spent so much time on this. It's pathetic that this was still in it heavily edited. He, he does. He has really quick cuts of him saying things. It's never a complete cut of him giving a speech. It's like five seconds cut, five seconds cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. It's, it's basically to try and- So it's like a reality TV show. It's to appeal to low attention span people with like constantly moving YouTube style. Sound bites and that kind of thing. And whenever- Does he ever do a star wipe? Maybe. Tell me he does a star wipe. I don't, I haven't watched
Starting point is 00:50:39 enough to know. Okay. But I do know that whenever he's quoting other people's tweets or things that he doesn't like, he does like a me, me, me, me, me, me voice filter. Yeah. Great. Great. We're, we're all adults here. Way to engage with the issues. Man. So now enjoy this clip. Well, I mean, that's an interesting thought experiment, but I mean, I don't know if we could ever come up with an example that would go against what he just said. I mean, I- I can't think of any situation where Ted Nugent has said anything inflammatory. No. Insinuating that someone would die. No. It certainly wouldn't be from this clip of a Ted Nugent concert. Huh. I wonder if that, if that's, is that good?
Starting point is 00:52:11 I mean, was the song good? I don't know. I don't know what song he did after that. See, there, this is poor reporting on your, on your part. Worse reporting on Paul Joseph Watson's part because the video is Ted Nugent walking around on stage with two machine guns in his hand and telling Obama to suck his machine gun. That's worse. It wasn't a music video though. Imagine if it was a music video. That's worse. That's just a man threatening to kill the president and getting cheered for it. Yeah. That's a whole different thing. That's protected by live performance rules. You can't do that in a video. Everybody knows this. It's like, it's like cover bands, you know, as long as they don't put it in a video that they're covering
Starting point is 00:52:56 this song without attributing it, they can play forever. That's, uh, that's reasonable. It's not, but it's not a little bit. You know what? Paul Joseph Watson. There's someone at the door for you. Oh God. No, you busted. Ah, damn it. Paul Joseph Watson just got busted, not knowing anything about Ted Nugent. How could you possibly use that one specific reference? There's so many other conservative. There aren't that many conservative. Also, I cut off the clip right after that. He's like, then I flew to New York and I said, Hillary Clinton, suck on my machine gun. And then immediately after that, he's like, I found, I found Pelosi. He just keeps saying liberals should, like he's just going to kill all these, all these liberal leaders. Also,
Starting point is 00:53:43 hey guys, uh, Ted Nugent was on the Alex Jones show a week ago. A week ago. A week ago. So that's why he's fresh in Paul Joseph Watson's mind. Maybe, but I'm just saying he could have done so many other references. Yeah. Like imagine if Toby Keith did a video where he killed Obama, right? Toby Keith's a very reasonable man for the most part. Yeah. I wish they would have used Toby Keith, but I think his politics don't line up necessarily, even though he did. He played at one of those inauguration parties, which I thought was super weird because in the past, Toby Keith seemed pretty reasonable outside of that, uh, that, uh, 9 11 song of his money's money, man. Yeah. That's fair point. Anyway, I don't live that. I like that. The only time we're ever
Starting point is 00:54:26 going to Paul live, I don't, that's so I'm going to carry over a bunch. Okay. Uh, the ego will fly and it's going to be hell. Sounds like we got a race. It's great. Uh, anyway, I love that the only time we're ever going to play Paul Joseph Watson on this show is a clip where he completely sounds like a fucking idiot. That is the dumbest how do you pick the one reference, the one guy on record, threatening to kill the president repeatedly, repeatedly. Yeah. Not just the president, other people who could have been president. Yep. They're dumb. That's dumb. They're really dumb. That's dumb. I mean, we know that Paul Joseph Watson is, he's the editor in chief of info wars. He's the guy who's been tricked by a private
Starting point is 00:55:18 messages repeatedly in the past. He's the editor in chief. Yeah. Wow. So anyway, uh, we take a break from this. Uh, what's it? What is it? A normal day at work for him? Like, I don't know. He's in London. Does somebody have a piece of paper that they just scrunch up and then throw it out of him and he's like, put it on the front page. Probably. I mean, that would probably be actually more impressive than their actual system. Yeah. Anyway, we got to get back. Uh, this is where Alex Jones remembers that, uh, uh, Alec Baldwin has done him wrong, uh, a little bit later in the show. So he has to revisit the topic. Of course. I tried to edit this clip down. Like I wanted to edit it for length. I can't. Okay. It's in entire segment. It's how long is this clip? It's
Starting point is 00:56:02 probably four minutes long. It's from commercial to commercial breath. And it's so fucked up. Okay. He loot. Remember earlier when he just started riffing about one of his employees getting kicked out of their apartment? Yeah. It's that bad of like not tracking a sentence. It's insane. He just goes into a weird, I don't even want to spoil what it is. Okay. Just play it. Just play it. He aligns himself with the truth and it's time for you to choose a side. I have. I'm against him. You're listening to Alex Jones. So Alec Baldwin is a famous hypocrite, the famous punk. Alec Baldwin is a famous bully that likes to start fights with little guys. He's getting in trouble for it all the time. Like beating up little paparazzi folks. You name
Starting point is 00:56:52 it. Don't fight back. So I tongue in cheek, you know, said, Hey, million dollars in favorite charity, whoever loses bear knuckles in a ring. Not tongue in cheek. Then I realized he's older than me. So I said, I'll fight you and Bill O'Reilly too. Cause Bill O'Reilly said in our next piece on sexual predators, are they show a video of me screaming about something? I know it sounds like this is a repeat from earlier. It's not. It's a different clip. It's a different video that they showed. What? Oh, no, no, no. This clip. He's just saying the exact same things. This is also a demonstration of how fucking repetitive the show is. But again, you say a lie repeatedly. People cease to think it's a lie. No one's ever called me a sexual
Starting point is 00:57:29 predator. I mean, I called you that. Oh, Riley, that's a big deal, man. You're the one that's settling cases of that type of stuff. Man. So uncool, man. Man. I realized that the way that I just went in and out made it sound like I was suggesting that Alex is a sexual predator. And I want to be clear. I wasn't suggesting that. I just want to be much more fair than this O'Reilly clip was. I just want to be totally clear. If you were somebody who did that, you would be committing the greatest act of defamation you can commit. I only accuse Alex of things that I'm 100% certain of. So I said it pisses me off, man. Don't sit there and call me a sexual predator. What the hell is
Starting point is 00:58:08 your problem? And then he plays the part of the president. Alec Baldwin does. Wait, no, we switched. And then says the black people are aliens. They're not human. Alex Jones info wars told me and then cuts the black folks all angry going, Oh, we get it. You're racist. Hey, man. I protest the KKK. I don't like racist crap. You're the people pushing it. He protests the KKK, but has in the past said he's never seen white racism. Right. Interesting. When has he ever protested the KKK? I don't know. He probably has. I mean, maybe. I don't know. Good point. I don't know. I like, I think this is a new segment on his show called Hey, man. Hey, man. Stop it. That's totally uncool. Hey, man. They're saying I'm racist.
Starting point is 00:58:56 Nobody's called me a sexual predator. Hey, man. And I mean, Bill O'Reilly does live in a glass house in terms of that. He does have some sexual harassment problems in his past. So many. Certainly. So Alex is right. A lot of, a lot of lawsuits at the Fox news for sexual harassment and assault. Alex is totally on solid ground as far as that goes. But where he takes this is not so solid. And it gets into like, dude, don't complain about people and then do the exact same thing. So we're going, we're going from the, hey, man, segment to the dude. Dude. Dude. Bro. Come on. How would Ron Perlman like it if people got on TV and said that he didn't like black people? Also, so when Alex George Bush loved it,
Starting point is 00:59:47 there was someone tweeted out a clip of Alex Jones saying he wanted to fight Alec Baldwin, right? So they, and also the same, he just said he wanted to fight, right? But he said this on the previous day's show. Oh, okay. So he's been wanting to fight Alec Baldwin for a while now. He started on Sunday, getting really mad about the Saturday Night Live and it's just gone from there. So he originally threatened to fight Alec Baldwin and the Hill, the paper, the Hill, covered it. And so they tweeted it out and Ron Perlman, also known as Hellboy, he tweeted out, he like quoted the tweet and retweeted, Hey, man, if you can't make it, I'm in.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Like, I'll fight it. Hellboy is going to fight Alex Jones. He was just, God, now I would definitely donate money to charity for that. So this is why Ron Perlman is being brought into it. This is also why Ron Perlman is not being brought into the fight narrative because Alex Jones does not want to fight Ron Perlman. He might think he, he might say he does, but also when I was listening to this, I thought he said Ron Goldman. I, see, I heard Ron Perlman going like, what the fuck is, why is Hellboy being brought into this? That's why I had to stop in and explain, but here you go.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Okay. But I know you're Hollywood, you're entitled. You got to do what the big Hollywood bosses do, pissing on America, promoting all the anti-America crap, or you won't get rolls. Okay. Hey, Perlman, little newsflash. I don't want Hollywood rolls. I've been chased around trying to give them to me. I don't want to live in fantasy land. Okay. Understand that. In fact, I guess come out and say I'm a sexual predator or come out and say, I hate black people. And then I'll challenge you to, to your thing. I don't think you're worth a million bucks. So don't think it'd be big enough. Alec Baldwin to definitely be a million dollars of publicity. And I would have to just work on my wrist, but I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go.
Starting point is 01:01:38 And I know you got a big head. Old guy. This episode is your tough. I tell you what, you put up the million bucks, we'll do it. And I guess you like Baldwin. You like North Korea. You like Islamists and the sexual mutilation women. I mean, I don't know. He's just did exactly what he said. You, I mean, you love you love all this stuff. I don't know. I don't know. You want women's generals to be cut off. I don't know. Hey, hey, what he just did right there is worse than what Bill O'Reilly did. Cause at least Bill O'Reilly was like, just insinuated it. Yeah. And he's insinuating it too. But no, he's saying he's consciously doing this. Yeah. That could have just been some sort of technical issue
Starting point is 01:02:19 or something like that. What with O'Reilly? Yeah. There could have been like, there's two stories coming up. One of them is about sexual predators. The other is about Alex Jones. Yeah. It could have been a local news mix up where it's like 10 people dead on the freeway. Have you seen this cat dance? Like that kind of thing. Yeah, absolutely. And it's still not good. Cause that cat killed 10 people on the highway. Cause it's too cute. Yeah. It's not good, but it's like, Hey O'Reilly, get your house in order. Yeah. What he's doing is literally intentionally what he's accusing other people. And just the joy of listening to him to say, and you put up the million bucks. I'm going to, I'm going to have it from police publicity.
Starting point is 01:02:59 So, you know, I'll have it according to you. You put it up with real money. According to online sources, actually Alex Jones is worth at least $10 million. So yeah, but you're not putting up a million bucks anytime you want. No, if you're only worth that's one-tenth of your income. That's true. That is almost $12 for me to be fair. Yeah, exactly. I would put up a tenth of my income to buy dinner. Yeah, exactly. You just say you support the democratic party. You say you're into all this stuff and you're a tough guy in movies that, you know, runs around and does all this stuff. I get it. Get it. Big, big movie. See, we just put the president in against all your crap. We're defeating globalism all over the world. We're mobilizing the military
Starting point is 01:03:41 and the veterans to defend the president with the major leaders and former leaders and white special forces groups. You live in the world where you dress up like you're in the special forces and run around and battle demons. Well, if you were really doing that hell boy, Ron Perlman, you would then go and you would be fighting Hillary Clinton. If you were really fighting demons, Ron Perlman, hell boy, actor. If you were really doing it in the real world, not in that fantasy world. If you were doing it in the real world where these demons don't exist. Yeah. Oh, and you know what? I bet you don't even turn red in the mid moonlight. I like that he's using this as an opportunity to get a pot shot in and Hillary, call her a demon. I enjoy that.
Starting point is 01:04:32 I like that he was doing a shoot promo on Alec Baldwin and then slipped into Goldman for whatever. Perlman. Perlman. Yeah. I slipped into Ron Goldman. Yeah. Trying to grow this mustache out, but I wait for this. This is where things get really weird, really fucked up. Okay. You funded Islamic State to run around and kill hundreds of thousands of others, but I get it. You live in the fantasy land where your buddy can get up and say a bunch of lies about Donald Trump and myself and treat us like we're non-humans. That's what psychopaths and sociopaths do. So let me act like I'm a police department and Little Ginny has been kidnapped by Alec Baldwin. He hasn't literally kidnapped a little girl named Ginny and doesn't have her in a basement, but
Starting point is 01:05:12 let's just hypothetically. Little Ginny has a grandma that loves her and her parents and a puppy named Toby and she loves to play and she's scared at night if she doesn't get put to bed by her mom, Tina. And, you know, she really is a person and she's scared that she'd like to come home. So listen, just just drop her off somewhere where she can get into a mall, a store, wherever, and then maybe you can just disappear and nothing's going to happen. But she's a human being and this isn't going to go well. I mean, what are you going to do with her? It's the same thing. You're on TV saying I hate black people and then my employees get thrown out of their apartments because of it. Or when Colbert says I hate gay people, see, we're real people, man. You can't
Starting point is 01:05:57 just go lie about us so you can win your little arguments because you live in Hollywood and you read off scripts. Understand, you're messing with real people, real people, not Snoop Dogg acting like he's in the crypts and all this stuff, not all the punks, not all punk ass Hollywood financially falling in the ocean and about to fall in there seismically 12 years overdue for a mega quake. So break to break. We went the entire segment, him just screaming about Alec Baldwin and then getting into a weird kidnap fantasy. Yeah, that was him getting his own rebound and taking it the length of the floor and dunking it real fast. No, it's him getting a rebound, running the entirety of the court, going up to dunk it, hitting the rim, falling on his back
Starting point is 01:06:40 and like breaking three vertebrae. Like that's such a weird kidnapping fantasy. Why did he go into that? He gave the kid, the mom and the dog the name. What are you going to do with her? Just drop her off at a mall. What is going on? That was very well thought out. Like that's the only time I've been convinced he prepared. Oh, you know what? I am not going to insinuate any of the things that I would normally. Right. Let's just leave it at this. Everybody, you just heard it. You can make your own conclusions. Yeah. Because now it's time to get to a guest. Ladies and gentlemen, I think he said that Snoop Dogg isn't a real person. No, he said that he's not a real Crip. He's at their pretending to be a Crip. So, okay. And he's a punk. He is a punk.
Starting point is 01:07:35 I don't know why he's a punk. I don't know why you need. Oh, wait. No, I do. Yeah. I trust, I trust Snoop Dogg's story of his own life. I don't have any reason not to. No, it seems pretty, seems pretty reasonable. Murder was the case that they gave him. It was. Yeah. I heard the song. Anyway, I buy it on this episode on the 14th. Alex had a groundbreaking guest, someone who I've brought up in the past as one of the most hateful bigots in all of talk radio. One Michael Savage. Oh, Dr. Savage. I've heard of this guy. Apparently he's real bad. He's the host of the Savage Nation. And the intro of the Savage Nation is welcome to the Savage Nation. The Savage Nation contains full disclosure. I do another podcast with somebody who's obsessed
Starting point is 01:08:24 with Michael Savage, who tells me who, who gives me his clips and then I react like an idiot to spin off. The Savage Nation contains adult content. Apologies. I'm way better on that other show. Emotional nudity. He says that there's emotional. He says there's emotional. Oh, yeah. Anyway, Michael, who are these people? Michael Savage is the worst. Now, unfortunately, Alex Jones really respects Michael Savage. So it's kind of a game recognized game. It's really a boring interview. The two of them just kind of have a conversation about how liberals are crazy and how, you know, the world is going off its ass and shit like that. If there's, both of them are known for interrupting people and yelling because there's respect between them.
Starting point is 01:09:10 They don't do that. Unfortunately, there are two instances that I found. Do they ever just sit there staring at each other confused? They're over. Hey, what do we do here now? How does this usually go for you? Because I know how it goes for me. I don't know how it goes for you. How does this go? Savage pretty much never has guests. He just sits in the studio and screams. It's great. All right. It's horrible. I just said it was great for what, I don't know why you said that, but okay. That was a horrible slip of the tongue. It's a horrible show. So this is a clip where they sort of get into the idea. The longer we do this podcast, the more up is down and down is up. There's no doubt. It's great. It's horrible. I don't even know anymore. I don't know who I am.
Starting point is 01:09:51 I'm a chimera. So this clip, they're talking about bigotry and Alex Jones tries to let Michael Savage off the hook about some stuff and Michael Savage is such a bigot, he won't take the bait. Oh boy. This is fascinating. Once they had America, who was left Israel, nothing a fly on the wall. He's talking about the New World Order and like taking out nationalistic countries. So that, that's the- They did not do a good job with Israel so far. Well, he's saying that other than like the United States, there's Israel and then Russia, but he, that's, I just wanted to give it a little bit of context. Is Savage on the Russia is good tip now too? I don't know where he stands. I haven't listened to enough of him lately.
Starting point is 01:10:37 Okay. Nationalist nation, Jewish identity. Got to get rid of that one easily. Russia would have been a little harder, but they would have gotten rid of that too. One world, new world order. Here we go. The USSR is back. Only now it's the USS of A run by a bunch of degenerate child molesters and Brussels. We almost lost it, Alex. And that's why the illegitimate perverted left is going insane. If you've seen the people who make the most noise at these riots, the anti-Trump riots, they usually radical lesbian feminists. Sorry to say it the way it is. I want to just take a second because we're going to get to him like really hanging himself, but like, can you tell already he's a better broadcaster than Alex? Yeah. He, he, he has a cadence
Starting point is 01:11:21 to his voice that even though what he's saying is horrible, I kind of like the tone of his voice. He says it very, he says it with a great tone. Yeah. And when he gets into talking about a great meatball sub or like a nice walk in the park, it's really great. I love listening to him when he's not saying his opinions. Like if, if he were, if he was just, if he was just an audiobook reader, we'd be fine. Yeah. Yeah. Or if he just did like sort of creative nonfiction, but not about like the Jews or, or the globalists or NWO shit, I would be totally into it. Anyway, there's these radical lesbians. Anyway, here we go. You noticed that or not? Am I allowed to say that or is that going to cause some damage? You can say whatever you want
Starting point is 01:12:06 here. It's the first amendment. Have you seen that they're mostly insane women? Never mind lesbianism. I'm talking about the most extreme form. Sure. You don't dislike anybody. I don't you wrote books about that four years ago. The point is, is that it's like, it's like, no, I dislike a lot of people and I just like a lot of behavior. Exactly. Let's talk about it. And it's, it's, it's, it's things. Yes, I do. No, I don't like everybody. I don't like everybody. I don't like anybody on that. They could put it on Saturday Night Live. No, I don't like everybody. Why they are behind the scenes. They love everybody. No, they don't. Okay. Human beings discriminate by nature, by the way. We all know that.
Starting point is 01:12:42 See, fortunately for me, I'm a cultural anthropologist prior to becoming a doctorate in epidemiology nutrition. I've lived in the third world and something I discovered in every village I ever went to in the third world and lived there was every human being has built in prejudices, even in their own village. They have judgment of other people. It's basic tribalism. It's basically what restaurants better than another. It's true. How do you make a decision other than judging other people? When I say you love everybody, I mean, you're not, you don't hate somebody because of what color they are, but then you could differentiate how that individual or group behaves, then make a statement on that. It's not even the issue. The
Starting point is 01:13:18 issue is we all. He could have just, he could have said it. He could have said, he could have just said, you are correct, sir. I do not discriminate anybody. Of course I don't. Instead, he's like, I don't want to talk about that. That's not what we're talking about here. But don't you see, we're not talking about me being racist or not. Don't you see also that Michael Savage takes far more ownership of his own bigotry than even Alex does. I don't think he would say that he's a bigot or anything negative, but he, I don't like everybody. Yeah. You know those people. I don't like them. You know which people. Yeah. The people I'm talking about, you know which ones. I hate Michael Savage, but I respect him a bunch more than Alex because of that. That's sort of
Starting point is 01:13:57 like, no, you, you don't, you don't judge based on race. So let's not get into that. So far on this podcast, the people we've, we've revealed that you respect are racist, horrible broadcasters. Pink. Right. I love pink. She's great. That misunderstood album is amazing. No, but I don't, I don't like him for his bigotry or anything like that. Don't, don't paint me in that corner. I just, I, I, I'm not, I, I, in a hateful, I'm, I'm taking one of your behaviors. All right. And I am amplifying it perhaps to an extreme degree. So as to create a false perception of you, listen, Cookie Monster, which then, Hey, you shut up. Don't you call me Cookie Monster? Let's bear it. I'll fight you. $10,000 million for charity. And America is the
Starting point is 01:14:46 greatest nation on the earth. Let's start with that discrimination. Our nation is the greatest nation on earth. I love America. I am an immigrant's son, which is why I don't want to live in any other nation. I don't want this nation to start looking like the third world that it is becoming in so many parts of America. If you flood in tens of millions of illegal aliens, what is it going to look like? Why are they not looking to make themselves be like Americans, speak like Americans, act like Americans. Oh God. Why won't these minorities act white? Yep. Why won't they assimilate? Speak like Americans. Right. Speak like Americans. Act like Americans. Why don't you aspire to be more like us white people? Yeah. And then he goes, you know, the pinnacle of human
Starting point is 01:15:32 achievement. He goes on to be like, Oh, I accidentally stopped the clip, but he goes on to be like accidentally stopped the clip. I thought there was nothing else. But I remember now he's like, uh, he's like, why do they have to bring up their stupid flags and stuff like that? Oh, come on, man. Yeah. I don't want to see a Mexican flag at a sporting event. Yeah. What if it's the world cup, you dickweed. Anyway, I don't want to see a bear's flag at a Packers game. Here's the other clip of Michael Savage advocating for a new house on American activities committee. No, no. Because our children's children, many of them won't even get married. They're so intimidated by the social forces against family, against normalcy. They won't even get married. They're
Starting point is 01:16:14 afraid to raise a child in this society. Who could blame them in a way when you look at the psychopaths in the schools, you almost need to send your children to school with a guard to make sure their brains aren't beaten up every day. Okay, but let's not go into education. I've only got a minute or two left and in closing, I've got to ask you, you're right. It's Trump's war. It's our war. It's nationalism. It's the return of prosperity. Just common sense, not left or right. I mean, it's there and people do know the war isn't over. It's just begun. We've all got to be more involved than ever. Soros is doubling the amount of money he's putting out. Soros needs to be tried. Soros has, in my opinion, committed many crimes. Soros has meddled in elections. We keep
Starting point is 01:16:54 hearing about Russia meddling in elections. He should be locked up from being a Nazi collaborator 65 years ago. Let's put that aside. No one will ever believe that, but they will come to understand with a Senate hearing how this emigre immigrant to America gave $65 million to the violent Black Lives Matter movement. And I have five pages in Trump's war. You have to see this, Alex. I don't know if you saw this. I named every subversive group in America that received money from George Soros. Listen to me. This is the most important part of the book you triggered me now. Remember, I said, don't say anything about an airplane. What do you have to do is say Soros and I'm often running at the races. I'm sure I'm not going to read his book, but I'm sure no, no,
Starting point is 01:17:37 you're not going to read his book. I will fight you. I'm sure the subversive groups he lists are like Planned Parenthood and, you know, some like Muslim group. And yeah, I'm sure it's every subversive group. Violent Black Lives Matter, Black Lives, Violent Black. That's, that's the fucking you pieces of shit. Violent Black Lives Matter. That's scared 65 year old. Black Lives Matter. Have to say Violent Black Lives Matter as if that's the only way to, you know, who else is a subversive group? Whole Foods. Whole Foods. They want to, they want to feed you food that's whole. Don't like them. H&M. Ivanka Trump doesn't have anything to do with H&M. Subversive group. The Shriners. Shriners. Their cars are so small. They're not even doing anything for general
Starting point is 01:18:27 motives. They're subverting the norm. Oh, exactly. Marching bands. Who knows what they're thinking? Why are they carrying? They don't even sing. Why are they carrying their instruments? It's fucking weird. Sit down if you're playing an instrument. You have dicks. It's podcast is subversive in some ways. We're talking about something that no one wants to listen to. That's not what podcast should be. All right. So here's where we get to the HWAC argument. I have five pages of every group in America that receives money from this man. These are the groups that need to be investigated with the new HWAC House of Un-American Activities Committee. Do you know how that would scare your friends in Hollywood, Alex? A new HWAC? They scream, Blacklist! Blacklist! Blacklist!
Starting point is 01:19:13 I'm on the blacklist. They put me on it. They admit you came and fly to England. You're on a blacklist. Yeah. They've already created a, they're afraid of being, they're afraid of really being put on a blacklist where they belong. Michael Savage is not allowed in England because of a bunch of really violent talk that he's had in the past about Muslims. England decided we don't want you and your rhetoric in our country. He is on a list in some really fucked up company. The list of people who are not allowed in England, it's like war criminals. Right. Richard Spencer's on that list also. Good. Michael Savage. Excellent. But like, they almost managed to get Trump on that list. Yeah. They were really close
Starting point is 01:20:00 to doing that. I love the, I love that dumb like, do you know how much that would anger the people in Hollywood bringing back a House of Un-American Activities Committee? Yeah. It was really scary the first time. Who else would piss off everyone? Yeah. It's like, you know, do you know how angry Jews would be if you brought back the Inquisition? That would scare the shit out of them. It would really scare them. Yeah. Because the last time it happened, a lot of bad shit happened to them. So like it's super reasonable for them to be afraid. Do you remember how much, do you know how much it would scare group X if you brought back the thing that hunted group X? Oh, it would. Well, I mean, any example, yeah, of course. Of course. Do you know how much it would scare professors if you
Starting point is 01:20:45 brought back the Cultural Revolution? Bum them out. The other thing that's not being taken into account is that the history of the House Un-American Activities Committee was not it being run well. Like, it didn't. That was very much not the case. It didn't root out like subversive communist people. It ended up punishing tons of people for minor things that aren't even crimes. Yeah. It was a witch hunt. Affiliations and shit. It was a witch hunt. Yeah, absolutely. That's literally, yeah. So you're advocating bringing back that movie. You remember the one? The Witch Hunt? Ron Perlman was in that. It's called Season of the Witch. Wasn't Vin Diesel in that one, too? No, it was Nicholas Cage. Oh, damn it. Also,
Starting point is 01:21:35 that movie is a big bummer. The whole plot of the movie is, is this woman a witch or not? She's a demon. She's a demon. Yep. Witches don't even play into it. Well, that's a bummer. Spoiler alert for Season of the Witch. So that's all I got from Michael Savage because the rest of the interview was pretty boring and uneventful. That sucks. Well, I mean, you expect them. So they have no ideological disagreements whatsoever that they could talk about? Maybe only like by degrees. Only maybe like how open they want to be with their white supremacy? Or how far they're willing to go with its violent connotations and stuff like that. Right. And how much more open Michael Savage is than Alex. Like how, how, like,
Starting point is 01:22:24 he's a guy who has come into his own and is comfortable in his bigotry. Whereas Alex is still trying to play the fence like, I don't hate black people. How dare you suggest that? Whereas Michael Savage was like, I don't give a fuck. I hate people. I don't like everybody. They have different markets though, right? Like Savage makes enough money where he can not give a shit. He's also independently wealthy. Yeah. He apparently had tons of money before he even got into broadcast. Oh, okay. I don't know the full story. So he's a douchebag. Yeah. Yeah. Gotcha. Up and up. That's the end of that clip. Alex Jones after Michael Savage leaves, he decides he's going to pick up his next big story of the day. Is it that Alec Baldwin did
Starting point is 01:23:00 a seatch on him? No, I think that's, he did the first two hours on that. Now we're into the third hour. How do you do two hours of bone pills and fuck Alec Baldwin? So now into the third hour, he decides to get going on it. So this clip is about how that lady stopped Sean Spicer at an Apple store. Do you remember this? Yeah, I saw that. You know, that was, that wasn't, I was, I was very non-plussed by that on both sides. Sure. It's bad to harass people in public. Yeah. But then at the same time, it's real bad for him to say you're lucky to be here in this country. Super bad for it. Or it's like, this is a great country that would allow you to be here. Yeah. You wouldn't have said that to a white person. No. No. No, absolutely not. Of course not. So this
Starting point is 01:23:46 clip, it starts with Alex talking about how you socialize a youth and how his dad socialized him a little bit. And then it gets into, I love learning more about his childhood because the small, the small drips we get are so fucked up that the reality is either really, really boring or even more fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. Like his, his childhood was either insane beatings on a daily basis or it was like, we love you and support you and whatever it is you choose to do, we will support you. Like that whole thing. This, this clip veers more towards the latter than the prior. And then he gets into this lady, a costing Sean Spicer and spoiler alert. He has a weird twist on it. Oh no. A little insecure. That's normal. So you're not too
Starting point is 01:24:41 outgoing and get into trouble. But by the time you're a teenager, things will activate your mind to make you want to be outgoing and to go out and do things and have risk behavior. So you leave our hut and go risk behavior. He's talking about jerking off. No, he's going to strengthen the wrist to fight out Alec Baldwin. He's talking about jerking off. No, he said risk behavior, risk behavior. This is, I heard wrist behavior. And this is from the voice of his father because I love hearing about wrists. And jacking it off. Yeah. Jacking it off. Jacking you off. So this is from the voice of his father and he goes on. Well, create your own family. So you got into anthropology and sociology and psychology, human psychology. You call it animal
Starting point is 01:25:23 psychology. But he said most people never even leave the hut or even if they do, they psychologically don't. And so they have chips on their shoulders. They're scared. And so they have that attitude. And then other people that are insecure resonate with that and then act the same way back, then they believe people don't like them. And that's what the universities and all this political correctness do is they try to create failed individuals that believe everyone's out to get them. So that's the most projecting any human being has ever done. That's instance three of insane most projecting any human being has ever done. Has he ever gone to see a therapist? No, because John Rappaport told him they're trying to get him. Yeah. But I mean, like when he was younger,
Starting point is 01:26:06 he's always known John Rappaport. That's why he lived more than a 40 year old when he was 14, because he knew fucking Rappaport. How old is Rappaport then becomes the question. He's a sage. He's the infinite. He's the Tom Bombadil of Alex Jones's life. Second Tom Bombadil reference. Where else are you going to go for your Tom Bombadil references? Only knowledge fights. Find us at knowledgefight.com. Still not a real website. Still not a real website. We pull the article up. I had it yesterday or can you print it for me? It was a Paul Watson article about again, not the news. John Spicer confronted a crazed woman at an Apple store. I mean, everybody knows the story now. I wanted to give you her name, the demographics.
Starting point is 01:26:51 She's got a big successful company. There it is. Crazy woman. Got to get the demographic. Shouts it. Otherwise, how do you know they're here? About fascist Trump in Apple store. Meltdown. We have a great country. John Spicer says brushing her off. We have a great country that allows you to be here. The end of that quote. The part that was actually what most people responded to that was insanely problematic. But again, as you brought up, and I agree with you, it only came out because she was kind of acting a little inappropriate as well. So there aren't really innocent parties in her in her defense. If I saw Sean Spicer, I would just start barking at him. Right.
Starting point is 01:27:28 Uncontrollably. Right. As we've seen from my previous behavior, which would make it worse. In a mall, I would just begin barking like a fucking dog. Yeah. Yeah. I would bite his knees. I think if I so I have no judgment for her whatsoever, I support her in every endeavor. And I support all of you. If you want to yell at Sean Spicer in public, I want you to know that I will provide no monetary assistance, but I will be very supportive of you. I legitimately had this thought recently. If I saw Alex Jones, I might throw up. And not from disgust. I might just get so like, huh? Now you're our starfucker right now because I'd be like impressed by him or anything. I'll be like,
Starting point is 01:28:10 huh? Because at this point, I almost don't think he's real. You know what I mean? You don't think I almost kind of think he's a hologram. He's so insane. He lies all the time. He has this empire that's built on. I don't even know what if it. Okay. Here's here's conspiracy theory. I love it. Okay. Here we go. All right. Say you are trying to teach your AI that is is very in it's in the younger stages, right? It's not smart enough yet, but it can put together strings of sentences. All right. So you want to teach this AI. So that means that you have to give it real human feedback. Okay. So you get this AI to put up words on a teleprompter. You hire a brilliant actor to read those words off the teleprompter, no matter what they may be. Then that AI continually
Starting point is 01:29:09 refines its message until it becomes self-aware. Okay. Then it takes over the host of that brilliant actor. That's Alex Jones. Is this a plot of a movie? Because you're sounding like Alex Jones right now. It's not. It's not the plot of a movie or maybe it is. Anyway, we're about to get into Alex. It might be lawnmower, man. That could be. No one's ever seen it. No one's ever seen it. I did play the video game on Super Nintendo and it made no sense. It's a great country that allows you to be here. So she just wants to be dominant. She wants to go out. She's in the demographic group that makes the most money. She's in the female demographic group that makes the most money because Indians
Starting point is 01:29:54 are hardworking smart folks, but she's bought into the new form of dominance. She's going to go further. She's going to get the White House press secretary and show the white male because in India that'd be the very top class. They had a caste system with whites on the top base. That is a dramatic misinterpretation of the Indian caste system. That is not at all. Alex Jones knows nothing about Brahmins and the untouchables and yeah, come on Alex has nothing to do with white people, but also Alex is going to towards the end of this make the argument that he's not racist and shit like that. When all he's done is define her as an Indian person who Indians make tons of money. So that's totally cool. What the fuck is he doing? You're a woman
Starting point is 01:30:46 who makes tons of money and you got to go fucking find this white guy to be dominant over because it's not enough for you to be in a really well to do class. The white male. You don't fucking understand that every single word that's coming out of your mouth is racist as shit. It's the most racist you can be towards Indians. Well, maybe not. I think I could do better. I had a buddy growing up maybe in polite company. I had a buddy growing up Dr. Gums and Dr. Gums. He trained me how to be racist against it. Oh, that's no good. No, he's a good man. He's a doctor. I remember Dr. Group from our previous episodes. He probably could teach you how to be racist. Dr. Gums is working on some supplements for us to sell. That's what I like to hear. So she's going to go and show him
Starting point is 01:31:28 in a ritual that she's going to dominate him and use the magic words of white supremacy and the magic words of racism and he'll submit to her. The magic words of white supremacy. So it's kind of a coming of age. It's kind of cute. Like he kind of thinks that calling people racist is magical. That's the sort of underpinning of what he's saying. Oh, that like that internet meme where it's like the worst thing you can call a white person is a racist. Right. Right. You yell racist at a white person and as if it's a spell, you get whatever you want. That's sort of his belief, which is stupid. That's never happened. No, but only and only people who hold really racist beliefs could possibly believe that. Yeah. And those people who believe that are the ones who
Starting point is 01:32:14 react the most negatively towards being called a racist. Like if you or I were called a racist, we would stop think really hard and then be like, Oh, maybe I am or be like, I don't think I am and then do research and then be like, Oh, no, I think I might be right. I would respond exactly the same way I do when I get any criticism, which is first of all, challenge them to a fight. Right. No, believe that they're right. Yeah, assess those feelings, come to a conclusion, and then no matter what, feel bad about it later. Like even, even if your strategy sounds very similar to my strategy, even if I decide I'm right, I'm still going to dwell on it later, but I will know that I'm right. Yeah. Cause you don't want to make somebody feel like they felt like you were racist.
Starting point is 01:33:01 No, that's all that's still your fault. And I'm self aware enough and aware of the universe enough to know that my experience of life is subjective. And so yeah, I'm not always right. All of the information I have at my disposal sometimes can't be enough information. You're true. Whatever I'm experiencing isn't what someone else is experiencing. And if I do something fucked up by accident, whatever the experience is real. Yeah, but you only live in four dimensions. That's a good point. I always forget about the dimensions. You forget about the dimensions. That's why Adriana Chrome doesn't get me high enough. And where do we get our super intelligent AI from the 12th dimension? Yeah, Alex Jones. He's a genius. Super intelligent AI.
Starting point is 01:33:45 I just throw some gasoline on you and light you up and go get another dowry. That's just the culture. I'm not even against it. Just racist, racist, not the culture in America. The Christian society is totally open to you. And it's basically spread its legs for you. And you can run up and hand pack because we have no defense mechanism and roll over and kiss your ass. And that's what it is. That's all it is. It's not all it is. It's definitely not all it is. Very much not all it is. It's in fact none of what it is. All of what he's talking about has nothing to do with what's going on. And it is fundamentally, again, very racist. He doesn't get it, but it is. And the globalists want to extinguish the West. Now most Indians
Starting point is 01:34:28 actually love this and want freedom and want prosperity and want to be successful. But you sit there on top, the top demographic, the highest earning group. Paul's article has the mainline government graphs of the highest paid group in America, Indian Americans. And then you're bitching. We're the richest. We're the most successful. Oh, my God. We make over a hundred thousand dollars a year and you'll make 26,000 white male. Indian American household income, $101,000 plus dollars. And down there, because, you know, you can't call any other group. We've got the European American and he found the final statistic. It's in the article, $26,000. He's showing this graph on screen. It says $76,000, but he's twice
Starting point is 01:35:21 said 26. Yeah. What is he doing? Go back about 15 seconds. Yeah. I just want to hear that. I don't think I can do that precisely enough. That's the only way I'm going to fall asleep now. And secondly, it's the only way I can come. That's just a fact. Sure. Now that's just a impression of a screaming Indian lady. It sounded more Arnold Schwarzeneggery. Yeah. Yeah. That's okay. It's, it's moments like this where it's, it's difficult for us to decide how to approach this. How do you even start talking about this? I don't know. Like there's no way to, this is why it's dumb. We do this podcast. This is super dumb. Yeah. That's, it's like,
Starting point is 01:36:07 anybody who isn't an idiot who hears that would be like, wow, that's a really fucked up thing. Do you know what? Here's the way we respond to this. We ask an Indian person how that makes them feel. I could call Dr. Gums. I think that'd be a good idea. He's got to be in bed by now. He's a doctor. Just ask them how they feel and then we'll think about that. I'll speak for him. Cause there's no way that I can make an informed opinion with my life experience on what the fuck he's saying and how other people would react to it. I'll speak for Dr. Gums. He's probably high right now and he probably thinks it's hilarious. So what you're saying is all Indians are always high. Well, because they can afford better drugs than 100,000 a year to $206 a year.
Starting point is 01:36:47 I only make 20s. Well, I wish I made $26,000 a year. Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex. Anyway, this next part that he gets to is where he predicts how people are going to respond to what he just said. They're not going to his prediction. Not at all like what we just responded. I feel like he's probably going to nail it. Yeah. That's the source of American Community Survey. There's several others. The point is, is that it's just a load of crap. But see the old model that's not Western is fight with each other over what cast or what group you're in. We were the revolution West trying to get rid of it. So in a way we're susceptible with no immune system to giant groups brought in that still have that. Basically what he's
Starting point is 01:37:32 saying there is white people are susceptible to big groups of marauding foreigners that come in. Yeah. Well, because we're too nice. We're too great. We're too nice. Yeah, we're too great. We're not prepared for this tribal behavior. No. White people have never experienced that feeling before. Right. We're all constantly shocked that people would be offended. What do you mean you're offended? We live in this upper world. Yeah. Where we don't have to deal with these issues of tribalism. And again, we just hate everyone. Just that sentence alone has white supremacist underpinnings. Yeah. He's not literally saying that whites are better than other people, but that is the undercurrent of what he's saying. No, I think I think people
Starting point is 01:38:12 literally saying that whites are better than other people. He's not literally he is figuratively saying that. And that's why he still has wiggle room to complain when a commenter on the AV club says this is the guy who thinks that white people are better than black people. He's like, I never literally said that. He never word for word said that. Right. But there's no other way to so if you take words as having meaning, which is the point of words, I think I do. It's really important that the words we say, communicate a feeling or an idea. If those words mean what they mean, he's a white supremacist. Yep. So his only defense is then those words don't mean what I said what they mean. Well, I know we did that breakdown of his Michelle Obama is a man thing. And he
Starting point is 01:38:57 claims times that he was very serious. He was just joking. So I mean, maybe he could come double back and be like, I was joking. I was joking about these Indians. You know, it's all jokes. He could do that. All right. He is a coward. I don't like it. I don't like it. I want you to save a clip of that scream. Okay, I will. Anyway, I want to listen to it. I over and over and over. I miss time to my getting back into it. This is where he gets into the prediction. Okay. Now, when they respond, I'll say an Indian woman should have gasoline thrown on her and be lit on fire. No, I said, J.Lo loves green and radical Islamists from Somalia so much. If she went to Somalia, she'd be kidnapped and gang raped in five minutes. I said, please don't go do that.
Starting point is 01:39:40 That's not what he said. He did not say that at all. Nope. Nope. In fact, he specifically invited her to go do that. He did not say, please do not do that at all. He said, please do that. He's rewriting his own quotes. That negative part. Yeah. Now, he is correct in the sense that people will take him out of context to make him look sensational and awful. Yes. But I mean, what he's saying is awful and sensational. It's sensationally awful. So this clip, it weaves directly into our next clip where he gets a phone call and answers it on air, which is something that he's fascinating. He started to do every now and again. Okay. And it's really just his way of big dicking. He's just trying to impress. So, so this is a pure, this is another, I love you.
Starting point is 01:40:26 I think this is a prank or like not a prank, but a stunt. I think it's a stunt. Okay. It's a, it's a sketch. Yeah. Yeah. Is it rainbow bright? No rainbow. Rainbow snatch. Rainbow snatch is in the mix. If J.Lo loves bringing in radical Islamists from Somalia so much, if she went to Somalia, she'd be kidnapped and gang raped in five minutes. I said, please don't go do that. Same thing here. You go be in a cast system and have some gasoline thrown on you. Hold on one second. Hello. Hey. Hey, brother, I'm on air. I'm going to call you back. All right. What the fuck? Anyways,
Starting point is 01:41:11 certain Eric, you're gonna miss calls. You stick nor phone calls. Cause you missed the president's phone call. Good 10, 15. It's more than that now. I don't need the president to call me to be successful. And I've stood up and built our own operation with the listeners that love freedom. Trump is an extension of our success. Just like he told Michael Savage, wouldn't have been elected without you. It's all that coalition of liberty. We're with Trump. He's with us. It's not like we have to go be patted on the head. That's not what it's like with Trump. Oh, Alec Baldwin, if you can't make it, I got this. Ron Perlman says he wants to attack me. Who, what voice is that? What voice is that? Who's impersonating? I don't know. Like some old
Starting point is 01:41:57 timey spy or something like that. I don't know. He's, but you, you see that he's like, okay, he gets a call. It's from somebody. He, he pretends it's from the president. He still doesn't have contacts. He still doesn't have contacts. If it's from a certain area code on his cell phone, yeah, he still doesn't save contacts. And I'm sure one of those contacts is definitely not president Trump with six hearts around it. Yeah. He pretends that he's missed 10 to 15 calls from the president. And then he says, I don't need the president to call me to be validated. Then he kind of cucks out Trump and is like, Trump is a product of us. And then he's like, I don't need to be congratulated by Trump. That's not how it is with him, which is kind
Starting point is 01:42:37 of like a battered spouse. He's saying all of the, like he's, he's trying to say that Trump both desperately wants and needs him. And then also trying to give excuses for why he doesn't actually talk to Trump. Right. Cause he doesn't need to talk to Trump. Sure, Trump loves him so much, but that's why he can pick up the phone and say, Hey, I'm on air brother, as if you've never seen his schedule ever. It's like a long distance relationship that has gone south. And the one party is trying to pretend that the other one is still in love with them. And they're clearly cheating. And Trump is fucking other people. Yeah. Trump is cheating with other pundits. Michael Savage probably just banning probably just although when Savage in his interview was
Starting point is 01:43:21 talking about going to a dinner with Trump. Oh, did, did Alex get really jealous? You could, he, he, oh, tell me that he gave a little bit of a, tell me that he at least like moved in this chair, like a little bit, a little pre-com, but that might have been the super male vitality. It's hard to tell, but he with super male vitality, you're always leaking pre-com. Haven't you seen their commercials? That's their slogan. But so he's like, Michael Savage is telling the story and it's like, we're at this dinner and then Trump walks in. He's at Mar-a-Lago and his people he's with are like, don't go talk to him. No, don't bother him. He goes up and then Trump is like, Hey, it's Michael Savage. He's the reason I got elected.
Starting point is 01:44:00 So Michael Savage is also making up bullshit stories about Trump. I don't know if it's bullshit. Is anybody not making up bullshit? I don't know if that's a lie. We don't know. We don't know. It's believable enough. It's totally plausible. Yeah. So we have one more clip that I'm going to play to end this off. I have a, I have a call at the end of the show. Alex takes calls. And so I have, I have a great example of one of Alex Jones's calls that isn't about anything, but he tries to make it about something. But first I wanted to, since Alex has got a real boner going for, for Wikipedia or Wikipedia, not for WikiLeaks. He doesn't like Wikipedia. They're too long. Not enough pictures.
Starting point is 01:44:42 Can't read all this. He has a boner for WikiLeaks and for Julian Assange. I thought that I would play the audio of a super clip. This is just edited down of the three hours that he broadcasted live the night that Julian Assange announced that he was going to have a press conference at like three in the morning because, you know, he's in, he's in London. Time change. Yeah. And I don't believe he's, he's in some embassy, right? Yeah. The Ecuadorian embassy in London. All right. But he, he announced that he was going to have this press conference and info wars started reporting that it was going to be the big mic drop on Hillary. It was going to be the announcement that ruined Hillary's career. Yes.
Starting point is 01:45:23 Julian Assange didn't. It's the one. Julian Assange didn't say that. He didn't. It ended up just being an announcement about the 10th anniversary of WikiLeaks. Yep. Alex got fucking furious at him and this clip is so funny. It's so awesome. Okay. So this is just a little bonus. So wait, you, you made this yourself. No, I didn't. I took this from YouTube. Okay. But it does, you should attribute your sources. Yeah. Paul, I think I, I can't because it's a Soros funded operation. Oh no. All right. This is from media matters. Okay. But I watched globalists. I watched this three hours and there's only one thing missing from it and it's Alex Jones swearing to do war on Julian Assange. Swearing to do war. Yeah. So I swear to do war on you.
Starting point is 01:46:08 The clip starts at the beginning of the press conference and here's his tone. Let me break down for you as this press conference, this legendary historic press conference by the very brave hero Julian Assange that's about to begin. This is just too epic and I've got a, I've got a, a lot of horses will run themselves to death. They have heart attacks. I'm kind of like that. I'll go 40, 50 hours in a row when stuff like this is happening. So right here, uh, what flashes up on the screen, we got the big boner with the, the, the, the flashes up on the screen one hour later. Okay. And then there's the, I have three history, uh, none of them like to bring the mic close to the
Starting point is 01:46:47 speaker. It's like way back in the back of the room. They're all just acting liberal. Like, uh, liberal. They came in here. I'm honestly shocked at the two, uh, shocked at the two bit nature of this so far. Shacked. Oh, and Troyer just let his accent slip. Oh, and Troyer. Shacked. Yeah. Maybe he's a Boston guy. Shacked at the two, yeah. It's, well, I mean, it's like four in the morning. His fucking accent just slipped. Is he from Boston? I don't know, but he clearly has that voice. This is a fricking train wreck. And, um, I'm glad my crew came in and worked really hard tonight. We are like 10 minutes into incoherent babble. Okay. We have more documents than Shannon Claus ever shed on his ass. We get it. What is that? It's a goddamn jelly donut.
Starting point is 01:47:29 Half jelly donuts because you're a disgusting liberal. He told people that it was going to be the biggest thing since sliced bread. He didn't tell people that Alex Jones reported that probably based on his fake sources. And all we got was some weird trendy guy. Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. Pull up his clothes where he said he will be indicted. It will be destroyer. Oh my God. We're not losers because we got trolled by Julian Assange, little son of a bitch up there smiling. Uh, I tell you, this is, this is a joke. He made a deal, folks. My gut tells me I can't prove that. He said after the election, he said by the end of the year, he made the deal. 34 days pile to save the world from Hillary that wants to kill you.
Starting point is 01:48:10 Julian Assange is, is a Hillary buttplug. Ooh, you better release it all within 12 hours or you're done. Who bought them TVs, bitch? Come at it. Move, bitch. Get out the way. Get out the way, bitch. Get out the way. Move, bitch. Get out the way. I mean, you get out the way, man. You think that's not how I feel? You think that's not what I do? Give us a break, man. You think you bitched us? You think you rolled us? Yeah. You ain't seen nothing yet. He's done some good work in the past. We know he's under a lot of pressure being threatened just because you're a fake job. Don't think we are. It is fourth 33 in the morning. I can do that. Go like this now. The way they keep this false hope out and now chump us at the last minute smells of Hillary
Starting point is 01:48:52 Clinton's dirty underwear. We don't need wiki turds. Yep. That is, that is exactly how an alcoholic sounds. Like throughout the drinking night where it's like, I don't even like these people. Look, I love you. I love you. Everybody's having stuff. My wife is a bitch. I hate her. She yells at me whenever I leave the towel on the floor. Look, she's a good woman. You know, I'm not always nice. You know, I have a lot of emotional issues. My dad hit me in the face with a chair. He was a professional wrestler though. So I think it was fine. He didn't understand. But like, yeah, so like that's, I just love that because that illustrates first of all, now he's all on the son just dick. And I mean, it just illustrates his,
Starting point is 01:49:42 his pettiness, his, his all over the placeness. He changes opinions on things so fucking fast with no consistency. Two minutes. He is a man without principle other than whatever, well now whatever. You know, that's, that's a really, that's a really interesting point how we have talked about him for so many hours. Yeah. So many probably coming on like 50 or so. Yeah. I don't know what he believes. He believes. I still don't know what he believes other than other than globalist prosperity. Does he the new renaissance? Definitely not. Those are the things that he says. He doesn't like the old renaissance. But those are the things he certainly doesn't like the Harlem renaissance. Definitely doesn't like the gay one. No. Those
Starting point is 01:50:23 are the things he says he believes. What we're finding in his own behaviors and his own words is that he believes in. He just goes, he just goes wherever. And I would love to say that it's like there's, there's one thing that I do find really interesting, which is that he doesn't seem to give a shit about prevailing opinion as opposed to just truth. I mean, even, even the way the wind blows. Yeah. Even certain orthodoxies. He doesn't seem to give a shit. He just goes wherever his brain takes him. His brain is wrong, but it takes him to those places. It just goes, it just goes randomly. Like, and he will fixate on things that seem to contradict other things that he's fixated on in the past. Right. But those don't matter because he was right then and
Starting point is 01:51:14 he's also right now. But that might be indicative of like a deep, deep paranoid psychosis. I mean, it's hard to argue anything other than that right now. Yeah. Or narcissistic personality disorder. Like, sure. Any, any perceived criticism in the same way, in the same way, he loves to take a joke in the same way that Trump lost his shit over Alec Baldwin's impersonation. Alex Jones loses his shit over being mentioned in the impersonation. Yeah. Not even, not even involved. Like, and it's just a throwaway line. Just like, Hey, Alex Jones said this as, as a flat reference with no context for Alex Jones at all. Yeah. Most of the people who watched that episode had no idea who Alex Jones is. No, but that works into his argument a little bit more than you'd
Starting point is 01:52:02 like because he would say that the audience doesn't know who he is, but they're going to, because he's going to become more and more relevant. So that sketch was the powers that be the globalists planting a seed in people's mind that he's a racist. So once he becomes even more popular than he is now, all these dumbed down lemmings like you and I will think, Oh, he's a racist. I shouldn't watch his super relevant show. That's what he would say. Because as we know, gone into so many different angles onto what his mind might be thinking at this point. Everything is up for conjecture. It's everything. It's an Escher painting. Yeah. Yeah. We could go in any direction that's just as plausible as anything else. Also big news. I freed a giant bird
Starting point is 01:52:48 in Zelda. Anyway, let's get to our last clip. All right. That's another drop for us. This one is a little bit long, but I wanted to illustrate what some of the phone calls are like on his show. Okay. A lot of them are just people calling in and being like, Hey, Soros is an asshole. You said it brother. Right. That kind of stuff. Right. But a lot of them. I love you. A lot of them don't make sense at all. And Alex is pushing an agenda and it's really this one is perfectly very transparent. Yeah. But first he has to complain about pedophiles and lie about pizza gate. So we'll get through that and then we'll get to the call. I'm glad we get those out of the way. Yeah. And, and you heard Savage talk about a bunch of pedophiles running this.
Starting point is 01:53:29 England is run by pedophiles. So is the U.S. It's a fact. You don't get in the club unless you at least rape kids. A lot of them slit their throats. You name it. I mean, at the top, I mean, that's come out in the news. I mean, I know it sounds insane. And, but it's, you know, it's going on. They'll say, Jones said a pizza place is splitting throats. No, I didn't. The media made it about a pizza place to divert all off under that. That's not true. That's not true at all. Alex Jones had multiple videos on his YouTube channel. The pizza, the ping pong that he conveniently deleted right around the time I showed up there with a gun. So his argument, glad we know that his argument that the mainstream media made it
Starting point is 01:54:06 about a pizza place is dishonest to his own past. And it's dishonest to the actual reality. I've been on conspiracy blogs and conspiracy message boards. I lurk on those places because I like to keep my eyes on what's going on like John Rappaport in college campuses. You're the John Rappaport of the conspiracy theory board. And I, I saw a pizza gate develop from day one into what it is now. And I've watched it in the entire time it was these researchers in quotes, big old air quotes about the pizza for the listener. He did do the air quotes. It was about the pizza place for months until they realized there is no legs here. And then they tried to repackage it and spin it and be like, no,
Starting point is 01:54:50 this is about pedophiles in general. Everyone tries to think that we're just talking about this pizza place. That's bullshit. That's straight bullshit. They were, they were doxing people. They were like digging into like tax information and property deeds really about the pizza place and adjacent properties and stuff like that. Yeah. Really? It was insane. That's not okay. They were taking. That's really bad. They were taking pictures of surrounding areas and trying to figure out where buildings were like spatially orienting stuff. It was all about the pizza place. Yeah. It was all about that. And they claimed there were tunnels underneath that led to John Podesta's house and all this shit. It was insane. And that was not the media. That was crazy weirdos
Starting point is 01:55:39 on 4chan Reddit and bunch of other conspiracy message boards that I don't want to name. Yeah. Because they don't deserve a plug. And I'm scared of their users. But so like that's, that, that is such a lie that like the media made it about the pizza place. That's incredible. Yeah. Alex Jones bought, bought into and played into that as well. Right. And tell, until he didn't because he realized, oh shit, all of these people online are committing crimes by doxing these people. Yeah. See that we're getting up on libel and slander territory. That suggests a certain cunning that is present sometimes and not others. He's got it by and large. It's the cunning that allows him to never say that blacks are inferior,
Starting point is 01:56:25 but always say that. Yeah. That's the cunning. He knows the line of slander. He knows the line of like out and out racism. That's why he can say, I'm not David Duke. It's always a dog whistle. It's always a dog whistle. But it seems like this is, this one, he can't, he can't go back on. What do you mean? I mean, he's, he's very clearly been a huge driver behind the pizza gate stuff. But he put out videos denying Sandy Hook and then he insists, I can't prove it either way. No. He pretends that he didn't do all that. That's true. He hasn't, he hasn't taken any consequences for just saying he didn't do stuff. He put out loose change and multiple things in loose change have been proven to be absolutely wrong. So they just edit it out and replace it
Starting point is 01:57:11 with new theories and stuff like that. So like he, he doesn't have any integrity in terms of, in terms of all this stuff. And you can't nail him to the wall with these things. What you can nail him to the wall with is the stories like that basketball team, the American flagship. And that's what I'm most interested in. These little tiny examples of you're an out and out liar. The other stuff he's too wiggly on. And he can always say like, I didn't say that about the pizza place. He's erased the videos. I don't know how to find them now. He hits the small stuff hard because nobody's going to look for him on that. Whereas the big stuff he just lies about as long as he possibly can and then rewrites history whenever he needs to. It goes back to
Starting point is 01:57:50 gerbils. The big lie is always easier to pull off than the small ones. Yeah. Yeah. And unfortunately, Alex, you now have a guy, at least one of them in Chicago, who's keeping an eye on your tiny little eyes and they are adding up. That is, that is really, that is really kind of, I guess the point of why we do this is that everybody else grabs sound bites and all that stuff. And he can always wiggle away on that bullshit. To be fair, we grab sound bites. Well, I mean, that's all we do. I think he could make an argument about anything we talk about. Do you think so? Probably. There's no, we have to edit then. There's no depth. These are, these are our, these are two hour long episodes. We need to
Starting point is 01:58:32 cut it down to a tight 35 minutes of nothing but facts. I don't know hilarity, no jokes, because we know he can't take a joke. So it's just pure reporting. Let's not cut off our ear to spite our face. You only, I'm gone in this version of this podcast. Yeah, exactly. Let me quote Trump. You're fired. All right. Here we go. Let's get into this phone call. I don't like you quoting Trump, which means you busted. Let me quote Trump. I'm going to move in on you like a bitch. Let me quote Trump. Check the sex tape. All right. So we're going to get to the call. I think he has a couple more things about the, uh, Pete's place, but, uh, then we'll get into the call and it is Lee and Wackadoo. Oh, where there's no basement on that stuff going on.
Starting point is 01:59:18 Everybody hyperventilates over it and then a bunch of fake stuff is put on the web and everybody forces everybody to cover up that becomes a big hysteria. So we've got that club. I've got a lot of other clips I want to get to, but I want to go back to your calls here. Um, let's go ahead and talk to Amy in Texas. Amy, you're on the air. Hi, Alex. Glad to be here. It's the same lady. Um, I was recently contacted. Um, be a phone. You're saying this is the lady from the same lady from our intro. It does have a similar voice. It's the same tone of voice. It's possible, but she has a much longer call this time. Okay. To be fair, I don't remember what the call was that we took that clip. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. We do a survey, um, over vaccinations
Starting point is 02:00:07 from the CDC. So the CDC called me. What they're really doing is canvassing with the health department numbers of people that aren't vaccinating their kids to put you in a federal database. That's an Obama deal. So let me tell you what the CDC calls you hang the phone up. So this is where Alex CDC calls you hang the phone up. So this is where Alex's narrative jumps off, which is be, be afraid of the CDC and also implicitly vaccinations are terrible. Yeah. So now watch, I, I, I don't, I don't know if it's technically bad advice. If the CDC calls you to hang up government calls, I'm not answering. Yeah, exactly. But it's not because I think they're trying to get me.
Starting point is 02:00:44 I'm not going to, I'm not going to take a call from the CDC. If one of my, if it's not one of my friends who's calling me, I'm not answering period. I just don't have time for phone calls. Yeah. If it's not in my contact, no, you're not. If it's not in my context list, I'm always listening to Alex Jones that will disrupt the broadcast. If I answered the call, I'm not answering, but like, no, if it's not in my context list, I don't answer. So he's talking about people with landlines. Sure. If it's from the CDC, there's no way you would trust. Does the CDC call people? We're going to get to, is there a guy, is there a call center where there's a bunch of people
Starting point is 02:01:19 just hanging around like, Hey, there's an emergency call people and there's 20 guys. You're asking the right question. Is there a phone tree? You're asking the right questions and your suspicions are good. If you're in the CDC, do you call a friend and then he calls two friends and then he calls two friends and you just go from there. Is that how that works? It's a pyramid scheme? Yeah. Basically. It's a call tree. It's a phone tree. You're asking the right questions. I would like for you to watch how this call develops
Starting point is 02:01:47 because it takes turns that are wild. Okay. Are wild. It's a wild phone call. Well, and I should have, but I entertained the conversation. So it was very inclusive with a lot of forceful questions. A lot of forceful questions. Yes. It's the government bullies. So tell us all about the love. So honestly, my kids are fully up to date on their vaccinations. It wasn't until within the last few months that I started heavily researching and educating myself. Oh, so you think you've probably gotten a database and there was a little intimidation
Starting point is 02:02:28 phone call because that's actually how that works. For you. So I want to say this. She was doing so good. I'm 100% convinced based on how this ends up that this is not a fake phone call. This is not a fake phone call. This is not. This is a real, this is a real phone call based on how it all plays out. But at this point, just we're keeping track of it. Alex Jones, don't answer the call if the government's calling you.
Starting point is 02:02:49 Don't talk. They're putting you on the database. If you get vaccines that you're going to be in some sort of a database, right? Real fear shit. And if you don't get vaccines, you're also going to be in a database. You're going to be a database no matter what. I believe so. Well, that's why the quote inventor on the internet who was involved in it, unlike Al Gore, came out and said, political science has gotten so powerful with databases,
Starting point is 02:03:10 they come to your door with a laptop and everything about you and manipulate you. We've got a banned political advertising online. Well, that sounds reasonable until you realize they're calling us political advertising countering them. So it is a fact, not conspiracy now, that they've got databases of folks, what you're searching, and the fact that you may be getting woken up and they've got little phone calls that are just surveys to intimidate you back into line. They call it nudging. Go ahead.
Starting point is 02:03:34 So how the, how the, how the phone calls start getting? Wanted to know where we lived when my children were vaccinated. If they could get records from the doctors that they've had vaccinations at, how likely it would be that we were going to get the flu vaccine and the HPV vaccine from So this, this, at this point, it still seems to be all about vaccines. Yeah. And it's, it's about to take a turn. Also, is this, this, I mean, I guess this seems like a reasonable phone call from the CDC.
Starting point is 02:04:10 Do they take surveys regularly? Is this a thing? I don't know, but it does seem, it does seem within the realm of possible. Yeah. I mean, that seems like, are you know, are you going to get the next? Also child protective services kind of thing. Yeah. Are you going to get the next flu vaccine or are you going to get the HPV vaccine? All of these things. This seems reasonable. Even if we were just trying to get a census style, like a statistical analysis. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:04:31 And it seems like they haven't asked for any information that you wouldn't. At this point, nothing. Like nobody's stealing. Yeah. Nobody's stealing personal identities. So we're, we're on the side of the CDC right now. First of all, this wasn't the CDC. Okay. All right. But also, I'm still on the side of the CDC.
Starting point is 02:04:51 Well, let me tell you something right now that 100% you talk about up to date, like your bills are paid or, you know, you're up in good standing. This is total social engineering. None of the vaccines even cover what they claim from the Gardasil of the flu shot. The inserts tell you they don't protect you. They've never guessed the flu shot for the right mutation. No vaccines have ever. I don't know if any vaccine has ever, is there any vaccine that's ever been like,
Starting point is 02:05:18 hey, here's what we're going to do. We're going to print on the bottle. This doesn't help. That seems like a bad vaccine. It's going to be in the sheet. We're going to advertise. Look, side effects of this vaccine are not helping you. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:34 That's the first side effect. Side effect. You're going to get sick with this illness, but you're also going to be super cool. I don't, I don't know. That's, that's so insane. Side effect of this vaccine, the vaccine does nothing. It's, it's a sugar pill. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:50 Don't vaccines usually come in syringes? Yeah. Eat this pill. It's a sugar injection. 02:05:54,980 --> 02:05:55,540 Yeah. It's a sugar injection. Yeah, that's, that's insane.
Starting point is 02:05:58 The Gardasil does effectively inoculate you from genital warts. Does a great job. Which causes cervical cancer in women. Yeah. But it's something that there are side effects too. That is absolutely true. HPV vaccine, very important. We can beat back cervical cancer in a very meaningful way.
Starting point is 02:06:16 Some side effects are acceptable risk. I'm not saying that everyone should be forced to get it, but it should be an option. Everyone should have an option to get it because cervical cancer is bad. Even, even if you get particular side effects, you're helping destroy the actual disease. Sure. Like that's kind of the bigger deal. I get, I get that it sucks if you get a side effect. And it, and it's the same thing.
Starting point is 02:06:39 Like we keep going back through this. I get that it sucks that somebody got a side effect from the polio vaccine. That sucks. But if they don't, if everybody doesn't do it, then the disease itself continues to propagate itself through you. And mutate. So you, you are doing a public service by getting a vaccine. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:03 And it's absurd to say that they've never gotten the flu shot right. That's always different mutations. Like statistically way less people who get the shot get a terrible flu. I've never gotten a flu shot. I will say that. I haven't for the last few years myself. What do you do with it? I did when I worked.
Starting point is 02:07:22 Is it a new one? When I worked at Walgreens. Uh-huh. They give them out for free, right? Yeah. And I was there. So I was like, all right, I'll take a flu shot. Nothing happened.
Starting point is 02:07:30 I got like mildly sick for like maybe six hours the next day or something like that. Yeah. Then I was fine. Didn't get a flu. Also, I haven't been, I haven't really been sick at all in the last like two years, year and a half. Yeah. I, uh, you know, I don't know.
Starting point is 02:07:46 I don't need vaccines. Fuck them. I'm on Alex's side. All right. Now, now we're getting crazy. All right. No, but I got all my vaccines when I was a kid. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:53 You know, like I got all of the, the, the round of them. Yeah. The hepatitis, the whole thing. Yeah. So maybe that's why I haven't been sick in a long time. It's why we're immune to all diseases. Also, it's maybe, maybe what my forehead sweats so much. Let's find random things to blame on these vaccines.
Starting point is 02:08:09 Anyway, we got to get back to the call because I have a urinary tract infection. That's why. Yeah. I've been teasing that there's a turn and it's going to come. I, I, I hate to keep teasing. Here we go. Learned immunity is true. Artificially learned immunity is a real science, but there's a great danger even
Starting point is 02:08:25 if it's a quote, clean vaccine and only the quote, the attenuated pathogen, uh, that you're being given. Okay. So this is total social engineering, uh, and you got to watch out. This might not be even in the CDC. A lot of records have been stolen. A lot of people also call up claiming they're from federal agencies, trying to get you to confirm your social security numbers and stuff
Starting point is 02:08:46 so they can drain your bank account or loot you. So that might be what this was. I'm not sure, but you don't want to be talking to anybody on the telephone, calling up, asking you questions. Okay. I know you're trusting in the government says it, but you need to, let me tell you something. It's a fact. Okay.
Starting point is 02:09:03 That predators have hijacked the government. Trump's trying to clean them out. He can't even get it two levels down, clean down. Okay. So, but, but, but again, most identities have been stolen. They've got to call up though to confirm other information with you, like maiden name and things to be able to go out and really steal your identity. So let me ask you those kind of questions.
Starting point is 02:09:23 That's good advice. They did. It's good advice. We had your identity stolen ma'am. Sorry, go ahead. Yes, yes. They also sent the availability for me to send out emails and serve your articles and articles over vaccines to, you know, certain people.
Starting point is 02:09:40 So now, wait, did she just say that they've restricted her ability to email people? Yeah. And send out emails about vaccines and info wars articles. Who did that? Well, hold on. We're going to get into it. How did they do that? But look, you can't just restrict emails by one guy.
Starting point is 02:09:56 But what you just said, like your reaction to that, Alex Jones, giving good advice, although the part about it being marauders in the government who Trump is trying to clear out, that's a little stupid. There are predators in the government. Describe, describe what you think a predator in his mind is in the federal government. Dreadlocked alien. Dreadlocked alien. Okay.
Starting point is 02:10:16 So we're going classic predator. Are we talking the original predator where he doesn't seem very good at what he does? No, very easy to find him. We're talking predator two when he kills everybody. Yeah. Okay. No, he, he, that, that part's stupid. It's super stupid.
Starting point is 02:10:32 The part about it being someone within the government, but the idea that it is someone who is doing a stealing. Yeah. It's a fishing scam. No, that's a fishing scam. And Alex is right. And she got caught. Alex gave good advice.
Starting point is 02:10:43 Alex is totally right. Absolutely. But at the same time, he's still trying to blame the government and weave vaccines into it, which is where the call takes just a baddie turn. Who stole records from the CDC? That's what I want to know. I don't think they did. And why?
Starting point is 02:10:57 I don't think they did. What records would you want to steal from the CDC? This caller is an unreliable narrator. I don't know. I think that someone got a hold of some information from her. And this idea about her children. It's Judge Schmale. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:11:20 Their children's records and stuff like that was the way they trojan-horst her into giving information. Yeah. It has nothing to do with the CDC being hacked. It has nothing to do with that. It has to do with- She got robbed because she answered the phone and answered questions for some insane reasons. So the rest of this call is Alex being totally right and totally wrong at the same time.
Starting point is 02:11:40 It's fascinating. That's great. Excuse me. So whatever this bully con artist was, government or not on the phone started telling you what you can and can't do here. Tell me more. What did they say? No, they also censored my email.
Starting point is 02:11:54 They shut it completely down. How? For 36 hours, I was not able to get on my email. Oh, no, they just- I would enter my password and it was not- Well, that might not be related, but there is a lot of social engineering being tested. And they admit that with real phone calls, real things into databases. But you probably gave them your email.
Starting point is 02:12:15 Whoever was broke in stole your identity and locked you out. So you need to call and check with the bank and everything. You probably had your identity stolen. That's great advice. Everybody submits to government. So con artists are going to tell you your government. Okay. And there's con artists in government, but there's also con artists that aren't in government.
Starting point is 02:12:32 Okay. So you probably had your identity stolen. I'm going to get your name and number, give us your contact. I want to see where this goes as you do me more research. But Amy, did you ever think this might not be the government calling you up? I didn't just because it seemed too coincidental with my recent- No, no, ma'am. That's not how it works.
Starting point is 02:12:52 They haven't gotten to that. Oh, poor you. Yeah, no. You probably online. We love you. I did a data breach or the major bank. They have your info. They've got a call and get more to be.
Starting point is 02:13:01 Have you checked your bank accounts? Have you checked your credit card stuff? Yes. Yes. And there are no, there are no transactions that have been made that haven't been by me. All right. Well, I appreciate your call. We're going to, we're just, if you got more info, keep in touch.
Starting point is 02:13:16 We'll give you the email. Talk to you. You see, when I was a child, there were four or five vaccines. Now that's up to 60. It's, they want to give you hundreds. Part of that is because- There are more diseases and they mutate. And there are more vaccines we've developed.
Starting point is 02:13:33 Yeah. Because Alex is not 43. When I was a child, there were only four or five vaccines. So people got other diseases. Yeah, they got 43 other diseases. Yeah. Yeah. That argument is so stupid.
Starting point is 02:13:48 That's a bad argument. There's so many shots they want to give kids now. When I was a child, so many more people died. Yeah. You know, like it's, it's, it's using a statistic wrong. The statistic is right. There are more vaccines, but the reason for it, which is really easy to surmise, is that science progresses, is that medical science gets more-
Starting point is 02:14:09 You know what? When Alex Jones' grandfather was a kid, there were no vaccines. I think we all know what that means. Everyone was super healthy. Everyone was super healthy. Yeah. Everyone was immune to these diseases back then. So now he finishes up the call with a speech, a little bit about vaccines,
Starting point is 02:14:26 but also about how you can't trust anybody. You can't. Well, optical disorders are off the charts. It's killing people. So everybody's got to decide to say no. Now they always say you should be arrested if you don't take vaccines and you'll make other people sick. If they've had the vaccine, how is you not having to get them sick? That does not make any sense at all.
Starting point is 02:14:46 That argument is incredibly stupid. That is a dome argument. Because the people that you're going to get sick are other people who haven't taken the vaccine. Yeah. That's just how that works. That's just how logic, science, math, all the stuff. That's just how all the stuff works. There are some people who don't have access to vaccines.
Starting point is 02:15:04 And yeah, that's probably due to poor healthcare systems that are going to get worse. Yeah. Just because the people who do take the vaccines have nothing to fear from your potentially polio ridden child or whatever, that doesn't mean, hey, it's cool. You got the vaccine. Why should I have to get it? Okay. Now, question.
Starting point is 02:15:29 Right. All right. I'm listening. I'm also scratching my eye. Do we only give the globalist vaccines? Have we considered this possibility? And then we give non-globalists the fake vaccines. I think that Alex says that they give the globalists like the clean vaccines.
Starting point is 02:15:49 The clean vaccines. Which is also a dirty dossier right there. That's the clean vaccine. Clean vaccine. That's true. That's a great little rhyme there. But I think that he would make that argument. They give the globalists to get the ones that don't have the cancer viruses in them and stuff like that.
Starting point is 02:16:05 Right. This reminds me a bit too much of the Louis CK bit, where he's like, of course, everybody should be vaccinated. Of course. But maybe if we all just close our eyes for a few years, they all die out and we'll be just fine. The issue is that a lot of the diseases are communicable. Yeah. Again, again, that's not a good strategy.
Starting point is 02:16:31 No. It's a bit. Yeah. Comedy does not make good policy. 02:16:36,340 --> 02:16:43,300 But I've always been really frustrated by that argument of the, hey, you all are getting vaccinated. So if I don't have my kid vaccinated, who cares? Your kid's not going to get sick.
Starting point is 02:16:47 That's insane. But that's not how viruses work. Right. But even beyond viruses, other sorts of things. But what you were saying, again, earlier is super important. It's the idea that we can get rid of these things like polio. We can just have them not be issues because they are so bad. We can eradicate them.
Starting point is 02:17:09 We've eradicated diseases. Do you understand? Like it's hard to really process how amazing that is. Things that could kill off entire countries, civilizations. Millions of people. Millions of people. And that has happened before. Like extinction events haven't always been a fucking meteor destroying us.
Starting point is 02:17:28 Like the reason that the, the reason that the Europeans found it so easy to colonize America was because prior to us getting there, there was a massive disease outbreak among the Native American populations. So millions upon millions upon millions of Native Americans had died. And the rest were often weakened. Yeah. Before we got here. If those, if that disease hadn't occurred, we would not be here.
Starting point is 02:17:56 These. They would have very easily sussed out how dumb we were. These crypto Chinese Native Americans could have sussed it out. Yeah. It's, it's so, it's so unbelievable to me. And it, but at the same time, it makes so much sense because human beings don't have a long memory. No. We can only process what's in our lifetimes, which is again, why deregulating the stock market
Starting point is 02:18:21 makes so much sense to so many people. Sure. Because when they were raised, we were still in that economic boom from the new deal. We were still in that steady growth with no bursts and no bubbles in that whole thing. So of course they would imagine, well, things aren't perfect now. So what we do is we change this shit. And they forget that the whole reason they had to do the new deal in the first place was because of the very same shit that they just allowed.
Starting point is 02:18:50 Yeah, they're trying to reintroduce. And they don't get that that is stupid because our attention spans are non-existent. So finish up this clip. I believe there's only a tiny bit left where it gets paranoid. The vaccines causes the shingles. The shingles vaccine is live herpes simplex, attenuated, but it still gives it to you. What?
Starting point is 02:19:14 My dad, before he quit doing medical practice, he said almost all his old patients would get shingles. He'd say, oh, did you take the shot? Yeah, last week. And he'd be like, oh, we're nice. Why don't we just die afterwards? You wouldn't see them no more. But she's like, oh, they're just dead. No big deal. I was, you know, dead babies, dead old people, dead everybody.
Starting point is 02:19:32 You know, it's no big deal. Let's just be liberal and trust our government. Amy, I appreciate your call. God bless you. What the fuck? I love you. Yeah. Shingles.
Starting point is 02:19:42 Yeah. So the herpes vaccine does- The shingles vaccine is just herpes. The shingles vaccine is just herpes. Yes. Does that make sense? I don't know. Is, is shingles, is herpes shingle?
Starting point is 02:19:55 This is, I did not research this one. Is herpes shingle? Like, is herpes, uh, herpes available? Is herpes doing anything later on in the night? Yeah. I don't know about that, but I do know that his dad might be, uh, attributing correlation to, uh, causation to correlation. As is always the case.
Starting point is 02:20:12 All these old people, all these old people I keep seeing die after they get a shingles vaccine. They might be 85. Yeah. The- Any, any, any, anytime somebody tells me people act crazy during the full moon. Yeah. I want to lose my mind.
Starting point is 02:20:29 Again, just goes back to people not being able to understand coincidence. You can't understand statistics. Like human beings can't do it. No. And coincidences are super terrifying because they, you know- Can't happen at any time. Yeah. Like the, the, uh-
Starting point is 02:20:41 I, I just, I'll tell you all fair. Okay. The, the thing that I always, I always like fixate on is the old story of, um, the, the person who is about to call somebody on their old landline. They are about to call somebody, right? The very moment they're about to call somebody, they pick up the phone and it's that person on the phone, right? And you think, holy shit, that's an amazing moment.
Starting point is 02:21:09 Every day, 300 million people make a phone call. Every day they pick up the phone at a certain time. According to the laws of statistics, that will happen to you. Yeah. It's going to happen, if not to you, to somebody. And just because it feels like it's, you know, it feels like you've been chosen. And it's just statistical inevitability. Sure.
Starting point is 02:21:31 Like, no, I agree. We're all going to get cancer. That's why. Sure. Because of these vaccines. Because of these goddamn vaccines. Yeah. Oh well.
Starting point is 02:21:40 Yeah. Anyway, we've come to the end of our clips for the March 14th episode of the Alex Jones program. Indeed. Well, we can take away from this. I think if we want to give some summation, Alex Jones can't take a joke. He's a liar. Uh, he is a liar. He, uh, he really can't take a joke.
Starting point is 02:21:56 He's more of a coward than Michael Savage, who is one of the worst people I've ever had the pleasure of listening to on a broadcast. He projects to an insane degree. Uh, yes, absolutely. All of these things are true. Also, um, at press time, we have still not gotten a response from your tweeting at, uh, prison planet. Uh, so maybe, maybe it's open season.
Starting point is 02:22:16 Let's start tweeting at him. Let's start tweeting. Start tweeting at him. Uh, anyway, let's mobilize the base. This has been super fun. Jordan, this has been delight. It is always a delight, my friend. Uh, people can follow us at knowledge underscore fight on Twitter.
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