Knowledge Fight - #23: March 16-17, 2017

Episode Date: March 20, 2017

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened during the last hour of the March 16th episode and the entire March 17th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include: Which late nite host is a secret patriot? Has Alex ever read an actual article that he discusses on air? Is it actually good that Trump disrespected Merkel? Can Dan and Jordan survive a 3 hour podcast while both kind of sick?

Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding. So Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple of dudes who like to sit around and drink wine, red wine, specifically red wine. Today we're drinking caricature because Alex Jones is a caricature of a man who cares about anybody else. Yep. We are on the nose. That's what we like to call this podcast. Very much so. And today we're going to be taking, as we always do, an adventure through Alex Jones and Infowars. I'm a guy who listens to a ton of Infowars and Alex Jones in particular. I don't listen to any of it. And that's why I

personally, it's not my thing. Let's see. That's why I've got to find all these clips, play them for you and then we can discuss them to our hearts content. We are both a little bit unhealthy at the moment. Oh, we're dying. Two episodes back, I said I haven't been sick in like a year. Yep. And I use that as an argument against a vaccine. There it was. And now I have a pretty bad sore throat. I have never had an allergy in my life. I have just had an allergic reaction and my eyes are swollen up to twice their size. If there's ever proof of the globalists, this is it. I think we have polonium poisoning. I think we might have been poisoned with polonium. Oh shit. Roger Stone is everywhere. Also, I'm not sure if we covered this on our last show, but I believe since we

recorded last Roger Stone is claiming that he was T boned in a hit and run. That's right. Second attempt on his life. Yeah. And there's ample amounts of evidence that wait, no, there isn't. Oh, okay. There are there are some sketchy details about this hit and run such as the other car. It's whether or not it exists. There isn't one. Nope. There's also an issue of the police report being filed like an hour and a half after the accident was supposed to have taken place. I mean, that's not too unusual. Is it? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Who cares? All I do know is that I don't believe Roger Stone with his polonium lie. Right. I'm not sure I believe him on this one. Anyway, we always was the car made of polonium. See, now this is

an interesting theory. This is where we go. That way we just killed two birds, one stone. Everything's one Roger Stone. All right. All right, guys, I'm going to get out of here. We had a, we had a good run on this podcast. I think it's time for me to go after that pun. It's time for us to go to an out of context drop. But it's just, it's just shrunken women with shrunken souls in a shrunken world with shrunken heads. I am the anti shrunken. I have the anti shrunken. Didn't, uh, didn't Led Zeppelin have a song about that? Yeah, might as well. He's a woodland creature known as the anti shrunken. That was him. Just to give some context that he was complaining about Angelina Jolie

because she cares about humanitarian stuff. Yeah. He's like, he was in the middle of a long rant about how, Hey, your daddy's doing some good work. Why? He's probably really ashamed of you. Oh boy. Great. John Voight. I love it. I love how we got to bring in your dad involved in the, well, I mean, they are both celebrities. So it's not like the most insulting or inappropriate thing in the world, but it's like, John Voight's a bad dude, especially in the movie Anaconda. He's a really bad dude. He is very bad. He might even be bad enough to take on the president. You're obsessed with that. Uh, so today, what we're going to do, Jordan, first of all, I want to get to an announcement. We have a website now. We have a website. We got a website going. It's

at knowledge fight.com. I know we've joked about this in the past, but it's real now. Uh, you can go there. I have a documented, documented. You have documented, radiated. I have documented a number of Alex Jones's past lies and the archive will build. It'll grow from there. We're starting a living biography of Alex Jones. You can find pieces of his life, which is going to be the best thing that we've ever done really. And then just little snippets of Alex Jones telling his life story. Absolutely. None of which is true. And none of it will match up. It'll just be crazy. Nope. But also you can leave comments on episodes so we can get discussions going with folks. I want to try and build in a discussion board at some point, but that's, I don't have the time for that right

now. But for now you can go in. You can leave comments on episodes. We can argue about stuff. I'd love it. But anyway, let's get to the episode today. We're mostly dealing with Friday, March 17th and some fucked up stuff that happens on that show. Of course. But first I wanted to play a few clips from the 16th. Okay. From March 16th. That's Thursday because he said, Alex said a couple of things that were really stupid. There was one out of character for him, but it's worth it. Then there's a call in that it needs to be discussed. And then he says something that proves why we're doing the show. Okay. So that's why we're going to start here with a little taste of the 16th. He says we don't have enough to do during the day is what he says, right?

More or less. We have too much time on our hands. Dan and Jordan are bored. What if that was the clip? That is exactly how that would go. So here's the first clip from the 16th. I got a few more clips of the president. I want to go to so many great epic spaces. You're doing the right thing, getting back on the road, energizing the people's approval ratings going up, up, up, up, up. Even in their fake polls. No, they're not. I want to address that for a second. Even their fake polls have them going down. Yeah. I pulled up, I pulled up a collection of his current polls. And this is on, we're recording this on Sunday. And the most current numbers show if you, if you average, what is this

like 12 of the most recent polls, his net approval is negative 6.6. The Gallup poll has his net approval at negative 21, 37% approval rating, 58 disapproval. The highest that we have in the last since, I mean, all of these polls are basically up from March till current, like the beginning of March till current. The highest is a Rasmussen report from the 14th through the 16th. That's when the study was done. And the approval rating is 48 and the disapproval rating is 52. That's unconscionable. That is negative 4. The idea that 48% of this country. That's wild. That's just, how, how, how, what are you, do you not have, if you are a, if you are a hermit living behind a giant rock that closes up your cave and you only get out once a, once every four years to vote

for the president. Yeah. Your approval rating of him is going to be great. Sure. Maybe that's who they sample. But if you're alive, let's call it a human being with consciousness and awareness. There's no way you can read any day of the news and be like, I think he's doing a great job. You can. If you don't believe the news, even if you support what he's doing though, even if you support this whole Muslim ban and shit, like there's no way you can look at that and be like, he's doing a good job implementing the Muslim ban. This bad thing he wants to do. He's doing a bad job. He's doing a bad job of doing it. You can agree with what he wants to do. You have to admit he's doing terrible at it. Yeah. I totally agree. And just to make Alex's point even worse, the only

poll from the month of March that has him with net favorabilities is USA Today poll, which come on now. They're perfect. Yeah. They, they're the paper that has little cartoony graphs on every front page. Yeah. They have a plus three favorabilities, but still it's only 47% approving. God. So again, so many people, so many people. It's crazy. Can you, he's only been president for two months. Doesn't this feel like he's been president for our entire lives at this point? It does. It does because everything changed. Every single day is like, how long is this guy going to be the fucking president? Probably won't be too much longer now, but anyway, anyway, and we won't be people for too much longer at this point. His numbers are

going up, up, up, up, up. Uncontrollable. For the example, you know, 15, 20 points more Democrats. He's at 55, 56. That's perfect sense. 65, 70. Whoa. That's what they know. He had such a landslide. It was devastating. There's no way. There's no way. There's literally no way. No possible way. The real numbers are 70%. Yeah. Unbelievably untrue. Just based on statistics, there's no way that's true. I don't think there's ever been a president with 70% ever. Not once in American history. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, in 2020, he's going to win 97% of the vote. We all know this. Well, I mean, that could actually be a legitimate number if the gerrymandering goes the way. Yeah, that's a good point. Anyway, when I told you the polls were fake, told you they fixed the

major polling companies. Let's see. Our sources didn't want you to know that. And by the way, I didn't just have sources in Google or sources in Facebook or sources in Bloomberg. You know, only a select group of billionaires get access to those systems and I have people that have access to it. And so I was just giving gestalt numbers. Uh, but you notice it came true exactly as I said, because we're jacked in. I mean, I'm jacked in. In fact, most of the time, I don't even want to know this. I shouldn't even know this. Don't, don't tell me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And it gets weirder and weirder. Let me tell you what the real upper class is. It's people that are dialed into the real info.

Fair enough. That's the real upper class. The billionaires have secret numbers. So if you're, well, I mean, they, they probably do have secret numbers that we don't know about. I kind of agree with him there. The billionaires have secret everything that we don't know about. I like how he's just casually dropping like, yeah, you know, I know a lot of billionaires, no big deal. I know people who have access to the billionaires. That's more what he's saying. Not just Facebook, not just Google, although those sources apparently couldn't keep him on the ad roll. Sure. Not just those sources. Uh-uh. He's got people close to billionaires. He has interns at Google, maybe that he knows that call him on his telephone. He has interns at billionaire.

So here we go. We're going to get to this next clip. I'm going to cut one where he misrepresents what happened when the parties flipped in the sixties. How could you, how could you, how could you not misrepresent that if you're Alex Jones? It's pointless to go over, but here he gets a phone call from, uh, from a rapper and, uh- Is it riffraff? It's not riffraff. It could be riffraff though, right? It's not anyone famous.

No, of course not. But, uh, Alex's response to this is amazing. Uh, Kay and Marilyn, then Dustin, Dave and DC. Go ahead, okay. Hey, it's Kay Blades from Maryland. Uh, I just want to make a comment on the whole MTV and Snoop Dogg thing. I'm 33 now. I probably wrote my first rap back when I was like 15, and I was inspired by Snoop, not because he was so awesome, because he said some of the dumbest things that I ever heard in my life in his rap. And I was like, if he gets to all that stupid stuff and he's all famous with all of this, you know, glam

around him. But you know, I've talked to a lot of the top rappers. You name it. I've talked to a lot of the top rappers. You name it. You name it. He says you name it when he's like, I can't come up with a lie. Uh, Q-Tip. Has he talked to Q-Tip? Probably not.

Uh, well, I mean, we gotta ask, has he talked to Kanye? Literally the only rapper who I think would talk to Alex and get along with him is, uh, Vinnie Pazienza, AKA icon, the verbal hologram. Okay. He's the, uh, the rapper in Jedi mind tricks. Is he one of the top rappers? I feel like he's not. I don't think, I don't think he's the top rapper. He's, he's pretty talented, but he also is a, is a little bit of a conspiracy theorist.

Also, uh, bigot. He's a, I mean, he raps about beating up gay people a lot, which is, uh, I wonder what he would talk about. If he and Kanye would have an interesting conversation, right? They wouldn't, they wouldn't have a, they wouldn't have a ship's passing in the night. They would have an interesting conversation. That episode would be amazing.

I don't know if they would be having the same conversation with each other. No. I feel like each of them would be waiting patiently to have their own conversation at the other person. Yeah. Yeah. And, and I mean, like, if you go through the history, Alex Jones is, uh, by degrees, hated and loved Kanye, depending on what he had most recently said about Trump. Which is, which is what we all love about Kanye so much.

Sure. He's, you know, say what you want about him. He's, he's a genius and he's mercurial and he's possibly 100% insane. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, this, this call is great cause I mean, we started off already and we've still complaining about Snoop Dogg from the video, which I'm not here to defend Snoop Dogg. I don't care. You're fighting a ghost here. If actually, do you think he would fight a ghost? Let's say, let's say, uh, there's a ghost on Saturday. Let's say if somebody, somebody played a Tupac lyric and suddenly Alex is like,

I think that one's about me. Okay. How many days on the show is he going to go off on Tupac? Uh, probably six. Six days on the show at least. He has a, that's about his attention span. Now on the website, we're going to have to pour through every Tupac lyric and see if we can't vaguely apply something to Alex Jones. Oh man. What was that song? That song for mama? That was probably about it. Oh, the one that's called, uh, I hate Alex Jones for move a horse.

Yeah. That was on the Machiavelli. That's a great one. I love that track. All right. Come up though. I mean, those famous founders of it on purpose. There's a great empowering rap and hip hop. They don't let it get on the charts. Oh, well, it's coming. I, I, I've got a new jam. I just made called Trump card. And, um, hopefully I get the video for it made up this week or this weekend. I'm just a new more guy with a eight hour day job. Clicking it out here for my fan, but I work all the way up once my son was like five

months old. I started looking into vaccines and all that. And it just, just blew, blew the top hole, blew the whole crater where the rabbit hole was. And then I just kept on going. Don't let me say that your phone's a little distorted back off of it. But I'm going to give you some time here. Okay. Now I want to say a couple of things. We've already dropped, we've already dropped that we got a new, uh, new track coming out. Hopefully the video is going to be up Trump card.

That's not going anywhere. No. No. Uh, now Alex is about to announce something he wants to do, which would be crazy. Oh, please, please tell me. And just a moment, just back off the phone, cause I want to say this. I was talking to Millie Weaver. I've talked to Lee and Mackie about this for years. We've never had the crew, the staff. Plus when you start playing people's music, they're great. They sign a deal. All of a sudden this happens almost every time they're the label comes after us, even though we helped launch people,

we're not asking for anything. But they think like we must be involved because we're helping launch something. I have the audience. Drudge has even bigger audience to help launch patriotic country music, hip hop, rap, rock, everything. It's so good. People submit it to us, but I just don't have the staff and people to get them to sign forms. I mean, here's an example. I've had Willie Nelson say you can play this song. I want an info wars label. Come on, drop that song. I play it. Six months later, my YouTube gets shut down because the record company hits me.

I got to go find a contract, have a lawyer call them. Record company tells me no way. But listen, I want to have a whole hour long show every day, bringing back good music. Not wanting any money on our side to literally launch this to win. You are the secret weapon. I've heard the best rap, hip hop, hardcore stuff out there. He plays a real paradigm that is so good. But then we never have the time to deal with it, contact them, get it on. So I believe me. I need a few crew members. I need the funding to set it up because I want to end up having a one or two hour show every day with talk radio that's like 80% music where we play everything. And I think it's going to be a mega hit. I just

have to get the legal in place because believe me, believe me. I mean, Willie Nelson says play this new song just for you. I don't believe that. I don't believe that either, but also please make this new song just for you. Willie Nelson begged Alex Jones to play Willie Nelson's new track. Please do this show though, Alex. Yeah, no kidding. That would be amazing, but also there's no chance in hell he gets anywhere near the legal rights to play any music on info wars. How, what legal rights do you need to play this guy's music? Who's just some weirdo? Okay. No, he's talking about playing like mainstream old country songs, basically. Amarillo by morning. Yeah, basically. He already plays the Miss bumper music. Yeah. And now he

wants two more hours. He's playing all the songs he can play. Look, it's not going to make five songs that people have grudgingly allowed him to play. It's not going to make us money except for all these supermail vitality ads we're going to do. It's not going to make us any money. This isn't about money. We're going to need the funding to do it though. We're going to fund the operation. We got to fund the right. He needs a few more people on staff. Sure. Leanne Whackadoo doesn't have time to do this. No way. She's busy. Doing something. He's doing. Tanning. I don't know. Oh, that's mean. I know. Record company hits me a year later. Others, it just happens all the time. And so that's what

happens. But believe me, sir, absolutely is what we want to do. So tell us about your new record where people can find it online because I want to find the really good stuff like Joy Vila. Take her from, you know, number 40,000 on the charge to number one. Alex is claiming that he did that. He didn't. He did what? He's claiming that he has some responsibility for Joy Vila's success or her record sales. And he didn't. He didn't. She came out at the Grammys in that Make America Great dress. Okay. It became a big meme and it became a big thing and she sold a ton of records. Okay. After the fact, Alex had her as a guest on the show. Right. Now he's trying to rewrite history

that we featured her and tons of record sales came because of it. We can launch careers. Now, meanwhile, it's a couple of weeks later. I haven't heard piss about Joy Vila. Yeah. Well, why would you accept from Alex Jones? Why was she on the Grammys? Who is this? I don't know. This is a Latin star. I don't know. Oh, okay. Probably in the genre of music that we don't listen too much. Yeah. The white supremacy genre. How dare you? I didn't get a dime for that. The point is this is a war. I'm looking for the leaders. I'm looking for people that have courage. I don't care what color you are. We're in this together and this is it. And we're going to sink or we're going to swim together. We're going to the stars together or we're going to blow ourselves

up together. That doesn't mean we don't have problems and people hadn't done stuff to each other or whatever. It doesn't matter. We're living today. Wait, where was that going? He said it doesn't matter what color we are. We sink or swim together. It doesn't matter if we've had problems. We don't need to talk about those. At this point, Alex Jones very much thinks this guy is black. Oh, shit. I looked him up. K-Blaze isn't black? No. So Alex Jones assumes that every rapper is black. Yeah. That's why he's giving a message of racial unity to this rapper who called in. Anyway, hold on. Yeah, but he gives most of his messages of racial unity to everyone,

but people who aren't white. Yeah. So let's finish up this clip and then I'll explain my research. And the enemies of freedom worldwide are against Trump because he's real. Make no mistake about that. Sorry, can't go out of magic. This is a public service. I'm sweating, bleeding, marching, fighting, whatever. You know, we, we in it together. We got to rebuild this culture that been crushed by all this garbage out here on TV and the media and it's nuts. But with the album that I just, just released as my first one, even though I've been rapping since I was 15, but I just carved out a linoleum stamp and manually stamped each little envelope and put my album in there, mastered up and was handing it out, just handing them out, handing them out, not charging

nothing, just trying to get them. That's awesome. What about digitally putting it out or putting on YouTube? I mean, what's the name of it? How do folks find out? My YouTube name is Daffy Duck. Let me say that that's not a blaze. Otherwise known as Daffy Duck on YouTube. That's not a good YouTube name. It's very hard to search. It's a bad YouTube. There's a lot of Daffy ducks. There's, there's quite, I don't know if you know this or not, but he wasn't the first guy to think up that name. Certainly wasn't. There was maybe a more popular Daffy duck way back in the day. I managed to find him though. And he is a white guy with a big bushy beard, without chops, without the sideburns. Okay. He looks really ridiculous. Right. And on his

YouTube channel, he has two videos of himself wrapping in what appears to be like a service truck that he drives for a living. And they're about 30, 45 seconds long and they each have 16 hits. Okay. So I waited two days after this episode came out to see if more people, nothing, nothing. So the idea that Alex Jones did not launch this guy's career, did not, did not. There are a couple of videos he has that have like a hundred hits or something like that. And far beat for me to judge that. Is he any good? Did you look? It's hard to tell from like a 30 second clip. Right. He wasn't offensively bad, but it wasn't interesting. Also. Okay. So I don't know. Well, you know, it's, it's disappointing anytime you can't

add K blaze to the list of the greatest rappers of all time. He's going to be on that music show that Alex launches though. That's true. I fucking want that show to happen. He, he will not be on, even if that show does happen. Believe me, K blaze is not getting a return phone call. Let me tell you this. What are you going to tell me? K blaze is a patriot. K blaze is a patriot. We learned that someone else is a patriot on this episode on Thursday, the 16th. And I want you to, I want you to know that this endorsement is going to ring out in the ears of the millennials. Okay. Around the country. Okay. We're going to find out somebody else is a patriot. It's a secret patriot. A secret. Do, uh, do, will we know the name? Oh, yes. Okay.

Can I pre-guess? Can I pre-guess? No, no, that might ruin it. Okay. You would never guess. But this is somebody who is universally respected at the top of his game. Oh God. Absolutely. Not someone who everyone hates. Oh, okay. Um, let's just get to it. All right. I mean, you look at it. Nobody wants what YouTube's force feeding. Well, that's why they kicked Jay Leno off of the NBC tonight show. He was number one for almost 20 years. They replaced him with Jimmy Fallon. And that's because they did not do that. My honest, he's also up that the guy's actually a libertarian patriot. He's a great guy. He is a great guy. He really could Jay Leno, because he went after everyone pretty, pretty equally. Leno openly is Americana guy. Jay Leno. And he didn't, he,

the execs didn't like him. Jay Leno. I don't think it was a work on the show. I don't, people that know Jay, I'm leaving it at that. Jay is a patriot. Jay's a listener. I've been told six years ago. Jay's a listener. I'm gonna stop. I mean, hell, Jay led me 18 years ago on air. Go ahead. Garage. Uh, Jay Leno's 10 million cars surrounding him is listening to goddamn info war. Would you want to like really reach the kids and you want to be at the tip of the spear? You let them know. You got to drop Jay Leno's name every now and then you want to let them know that this guy who seriously fucked over an icon of our comedy generation is a patriot. One of the big influences on just about everybody who Jay Leno basically tried to destroy as much

as possible. Absolutely. So anyway, great. This last clip is about Mark Dice. Jay Leno is a secret patriot. Secret patriot. Did not see that comment. Did not. Could you have ever guessed that? I would never have guessed that. I was going, I was going to stick with the music star. I was thinking like, cause I could, I could see Justin Bieber being a secret patriot. Sure. One of those tattoos that he has means something. Yeah. It's a white power tattoo. He's got, he's probably got one possible. Yeah. So, uh, Mark Dice is a guest on this episode. They have a little conversation about nothing and D clay. Uh, but before this, uh, Alex has a conversation where he's trying to amp him up and really give him a pep talk and this, I believe

whenever anyone asks, why do you want to do this show? Why is knowledge fight something that's important and why am I going crazy trying to do it? And who is asking you these questions? My therapist number one and the imaginary voices in your head. Those, those guys, couple people at work. Uh, but this clip really spells out why I think it's important that we do this and push back a little bit on the bullshit. Okay. I told Paul five, six years ago, you're going to do weekly videos. You're going to come on, you're going to tweet, or I'm going to cut your pay in half. And I pay Paul. Well, he serves it. He said, okay, Alex. And I sent him the map and they made it. He's better than I am on air. Let's just admit it. At least to many audiences.

Mark's as good as I am or better in many ways. Okay. So I said, Mark, stop trying to have national TV shows. You've already have them. They don't do anything. I've done them too. Be yourself. You will dominate. Alex has not done national TV. Mark, Mark, Mark, Bobby. Listen, you don't want the national TV. You're too good for them. I'm not certain that Mark Dice is at national TV shows. You don't want them. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Maybe stick with me. This fictitious history. I don't think is real, but then also I love him. I'm sort of complimenting and cucking out Paul. Yeah, I was it. Look, Paul, Paul is better than I am. I told him, I told him, you don't fucking do anything. I don't tell you to do otherwise. I'm going to cut your goddamn pay in

half. Paul, Paul, I sent him the flag. He always does his videos in front of a giant. Yeah. Anyway, here's where it gets worrisome. Wait, he all Paul Joseph Watson does all of his videos in front of a giant American flag, not American flag. It's a world flag or not flag. I'm sorry, map. It's just a big world map and he's in front of it and he's just talking, looking like he's going to cry. Like you have an allergic reaction going on with your eyes. Looks like him all the time. He looks worse. Okay. But anyway, here's where it gets where I really sums up my feeling on what the future holds if we're not careful. Okay. I'm not bragging here. Now I'm telling Mark, move to Texas, set you up good. You can run your own awesome program. You can share in the victory.

We need him. Because I don't have the money or crew to set up in San Diego. I need the best minds and Mark Dice is one of them. And I just decided to go ahead and say it on air. There's total transparency here. Mark, I can't even get Mark out here though. So find out what you're going to lose, Mark. If you come out, you're coming out here in the next few weeks. Keep in mind that wait, what is what is happening? Is he having a like staffing discussion with himself on air right now? He's not having it with himself because Mark Dice is silently on Skype. So he's having it. So Mark is watching as Alex basically describes his human resources report on Mark. This is an employee review on air. Okay. That's not the part that's troubling to me.

That's just funny. That's just hilarious. Paul's coming here in a few weeks for two weeks. You must come to the mothership. I want you here not to like be under my even command. Yes. You're smart. You don't say something you can get sued for. He's the kind of guy I need as like an editor. Wait, what? That slipped. You don't say things you can get sued for. Why would you need to be careful about getting sued if you weren't lying all the time? You know what I need? I need someone who has a real grasp of slander. Really knows the fine lines of libel. I like somebody who knows exactly where the line is and then where you can cross it without the government finally catching you. I hope people

aren't. Wait, I just said this on air, didn't I? Mark, Mark, get here now. Mark. I need a libel Sherpa. Yeah, basically like he shouldn't be saying stuff like that on air. Help me climb the mountain of lies. It makes it so transparent that like his business is just barely not getting sued. Yeah. Barely not getting sued. Yeah. And if he was telling the truth and he had like any documentation of the things he said, he wouldn't have to worry about getting sued. If it's the truth and he can prove it, that's not libel or slander. Well, I mean, you know, after the whole Gawker thing, who knows whether or not you can, you know. Okay. If Alex Jones publishes someone's sex tape, then we can talk about that then. God, Alex Jones wants to publish somebody's sex tape

so bad. Oh man. If like a Pelosi sex tape, Alex Jones kind of wants to publish his sex tape. I don't want to see that. You know he's got one though, right? Probably. You know he's got one. Probably. If you have Alex Jones's sex tape, send it to Peter Teal. I don't give a shit. I don't want any part of this. Sure you don't. I want to build a whole other mothership. See, I want a big mothership factory. Not that I'm in charge of one mothership. They can blow that up. I want to have a big. What? Mothership factory. See, but I need somebody that can command a mothership. There's only drudge and info wars and Breitbart. The others aren't even mother. We need motherships. We need command attack information warfare aircraft carriers. You understand? We

need weapons platforms. We need leaders. He just wants to join the info war. Mark does. It's been a big part of it, but now's the time. I know I'm ranting. Go ahead. So I mean, what he's saying there though, if we really break it down is that we need more. He wants a media empire filled with liars. We need more propaganda hubs. We need more people who are really gifted propagandists. Yeah, absolutely. And you are really good at this, Mark Dice. Please come. We'll create another mothership. This is the future if we aren't careful. So when he says another mothership, do you think he's trying to? Well, I mean, and he's already talked about doing an extra hour show. Do you think he wants to turn the himself into a 24 hour news or funny? You should ask.

Oh no. I don't have a clip of this, but recently he has been talking about starting to go on air at 5am and going through to 8pm and just broadcasting live like on the internet from 5am to 8pm. He's like, too much news is breaking. We can't cover all this. Meanwhile, you've got four hours a day and you don't cover anything. Yeah. So he just wants a daily infomercial to try and sell more shit. Exactly. He wants more time where you can possibly be drawing eyes to it and sell these pills. Yeah. And that's not a bad idea. It's not. I mean, it's not like it's, I mean, I don't know. What would your overhead cost? Why am I thinking about his business strategy here? Why am I suddenly like, well, I mean, you would only raise your overhead

cost by, I would say probably 40%. You could put out 80% more content. I think that's a very smart business decision. I think he would raise his overhead a lot more than that, at least in terms of manpower and stuff like that. I don't know how the breakdown goes, but please, Alex, start broadcasting at 5am. Please. I would love it. We want to see, we want to see your spiral into madness. Accelerate beyond reason. Please. But to be fair, when he, if he did it at 5am, he'd have like the first three hours hosted by Paul Joseph Watson season London. Of course. But be that as it may, it's time to get to our main either way. We know that at the end of the first week of him broadcasting from 5am to 8pm, he's wearing a wife beater on screen.

Undoubtedly. We know this is happening. His hair is in 30 different directions. The banner ad. He's shouting racial slurs at cats. The banner ad on infowars this week has been Alex with his shirt off. For Supermale Vitality. For real? Yeah. So that's great. But it's time. Not only am I the founder, I'm also a member. Yeah. And like the, there's before and after pictures, his chest just looks hairier. That's really all the difference I can tell. I could use more chest hair. I couldn't. You couldn't? No. Literally could not. Anyway, what have you needed to get stranded on a desert island? You need to build a rope or my radiator goes out. It's a cold night in Chicago. I need more chest hair. Okay. So I was like, how do you fix a

radiator with chest hair? Is this some sort of YouTube video that I haven't seen? It could be. It's on Daffy Duck's channel. So we have had our Amuse Bush of learning that Jay Leno is a patriot. Jay Leno. We've had our appetizer, which was a lesson in why I think this sort of show is important. We have to counter propaganda that is going to spread. It's going to only get worse for the foreseeable future. And now it's time to get onto our main course, which is the jubilant insanity that happens on Friday, March 17th. Now I want to say clearly a couple of these clips are long. We're going to have to play them. I couldn't cut them. There's no way to cut them. So we're going to play them and we can pause at any time. Okay. Because like one of them is

like 10 minutes long and one's like eight. Oh man. Those are long clips for us. But he goes on these tangents that I need to have in context. It would be unfair otherwise. Okay. So anyway, he wants to start off this show by talking about immigrants and also make a little bit of a point about trans people. So here is judge considers ordering President Trump to double 50,000 refugees. A demand by the judge that the federal government air bus in an extra 50,000 immigrants, including many adherents of Islam Shria law, which says they all love through our law into American neighborhoods, would be an unusual intervention into government roles. Normally left the elected president in Congress. That's a nice way of saying it,

Breitbart. Yeah. Thanks, Breitbart. You guys are always on the ball there. I mean, you're very impartial, very, very ethical journalism. 100% positive. None of that made any goddamn sense. What was he talking about? That a judge was going to order Trump to allow more refugees in. A judge was going to order. So he didn't. Well, maybe it is. Maybe it's like a potential future thing. Yeah, but isn't that like a, we already have a commitment to accept such and such number of refugees. Yes, we do. We already have money going into a program to Patriot such and such number of refugees. And there are like UN guidelines for countries depending on their economic ability and population. Right. And Trump is faithfully executing all of his

responsibilities in that regard. So we obviously don't need a judge to intervene in any way. Because Trump has the people in mind whenever he is spending all of our money for his wife to hate him. Meanwhile, Muhammad Ali's son was deported or was detained at an airport multiple times. Sweet. And cause you're con too. Oh yeah, that's right. That's awesome. This goes on and on and on. And the judges are now issuing executive orders. I didn't know they were the executive branch, but I guess that's it again. It's not called an executive order when a judge does it. It's called a judgment. Yeah. Or a judicial decree. A decision in a court case. Yeah. Generally, they have something in front of them on their docket and they decide what the law says

about it, which is also what the judicial branch is for. That's not an executive order. No, it's not. It's not now. Nope. There is zero possibility of derivative. No, it's not an executive order. Even if you wanted to, and here's the craziest part, you can't even compare it to an executive order because the executive can't overturn it. Right. Like the whole point of that is to stop other people from doing unconstitutional shit. Yeah. That's the whole government. Did none of these people go to a goddamn civics class once? Not one time. Nope. No checks and balances nonsense. Just it is. How did they not know already that it wasn't a dictatorship? Did they not know that? I don't know. You know what? You're screaming at me and I'm scared. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I understand why you're worked up, but I don't know how to respond to that. I'm sorry. I just like, Oh boy. Oh boy. And but the more, the more I talk about it, the more it does make sense because they have consistently pushed the narrative of Obama's a dictator, Obama's overreaching, Obama's doing all of this stuff. So for them to then say that, you know, Trump is being caught on all of these things because we don't have a dictatorship, that would then force them to realize that Obama was not in fact a dictator and he was operating well within the confines of the law. Whereas as long as you think Obama is a dictator who got to do whatever he wanted, you get to assume that Trump gets to do whatever he wanted. Well, it's like what do they

call that like preparatory rhetoric? Yeah, it's this idea of that like Muslims pose a threat to America's way of life. When people make that argument, they aren't reflecting the reality currently. They're reflecting what they want to respond to later. Yeah, I can see that. They're preparing people's minds. It's basically they pose a threat, meaning that there is no threat now. No, but maybe there will be. So we might as well be prepared for that threat being posed. It's a way of like framing the discussion. It's very, very manipulative. Yes. But anyway, it couldn't be an executive order anyway, because the executive order is named after the executive branch. Yeah, it would be a judicial order, which maybe it is. I don't know. Who knows. Could just

be the law. Total lawless rebellions. The VA says we're not hanging up pictures of the president or the VA head. Congressman goes there with the proper sized picture, hangs it up, they take it down and just say, Hey, we run this country. You understand? Sit down and shut up. See, that's again, that's not how that works. No, the whole point of this country is because that was how that worked and it didn't go well. So now we're not doing how that works. Also that story in question with them not wanting to hang up a Trump picture at the VA. Yeah. What was that about? It had to do with it not being like, uh, there's like weird, uh, bureaucracy and, and shit that has to go into decorating a VA or something along those lines. Okay. Well, now I'm on their side

on this one. Fuck off bureaucracy on decoration. I kind of agree too, but the idea that it was like, we hate Trump. You can't put up his picture. That's not what it was. It was like, there's rigamarole. We have to go for four forms. Well, I mean, think about if you have a spot where a picture of a president's supposed to go and you bring in the wrong sized picture. Now your VA looks like shit. I'm not saying that I still do not care. I don't care either, but it's not what Alex is arguing. Like it, of course it's not what he's arguing, although if it was, that would be a cool VA. I would want to go to that VA. We agree with him for the wrong reasons as always. We want to give ICBM technology to the chai comms. We're giving it to them. They already want to give atomic

weapon production facilities to North Korea. We're doing it. They already have them. I want us to open up Europe's borders, bringing 5 million, 80% military age men. They're allowed to rape, kill, murder whoever they want. We're doing it. I don't think we're doing that one. We're going to teach your five-year-old. They're not really a boy. They're a girl. We're going to teach your girl. They're really a boy. And by the way, the atherazine, all the other chemicals, the water in every major study in mammals, amphibians, you name it, shows it creates asexualization. Your kid gets confused, wonders why they're a beta. Then the school gets involved sexually with your kids and

tells them go to this special class and they induct them into the new 100 genders. It was 50 genders just a year ago. Then they say you're against people that are a different gender or people that identify it as being a dog or a baby or a 50-year-old man says they're a six-year-old kid so they want to play with your daughter. This is mental illness to bring down the society and they admit it and there's countless white papers. Does it mean I hate somebody? There's always been effeminate men and stuff like that in history. The statistics, I have numbers here today. All about manhood. You got to have a big dick to run the world. You got to have a big dick to run the world. Well, like that idea there that he's spouting is so crazy because he's like.

I don't hate anybody for their sexuality. There's always been effeminate men, those monsters. Which kind of disproves that he knows what he's talking about. And then secondarily, you're a beta and you wonder why you're a beta and then the school tells you you should be a woman. So much of that just washes over me now where it's like, yeah, no, of course. Of course they go to classes. Have you ever been to one of these classes? No, you haven't been to one of these classes, but in these classes, they tell you how to be a girl. If you're a boy and if you're a boy, they teach you how to be a girl. If you're a beta, not if you're an alpha. Also, if he's right, the number of genders is exploding too fast. Look, I don't want to be,

I don't want to be anti-multiplying genders, but 50 to 101 year guys by next year, there'll be 10 million. See, now it's interesting that you say that. This sort of relates to what he's about to say. Am I already a preparatory rhetoricing what he's about to say? Not really, but he is going to say something about exponential growth of something. All right. And he just said, right before I cut the clip, he said, I have the statistics. So he is talking about that, like if you dump chemicals into a thing, gay frogs, he's still talking about gay frogs. So that means people are gay, then. Yep. Because of pesticides. Because of pesticides. Yep. Got you. But we don't want clean water actor or anything like that coming up to works. That would just get,

that would just get more no, no, no, no, no, no, no gay frogs. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I don't have an argument, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Too many too many frogs. We don't want to impede business, even if it's creating gay frogs and wanting to become opposite sex doubling each year in Sweden, say doctors. Hold on, I gotta go back a tiny bit. I'm sorry. No, it's on me. I just wanted you to know for sure that, you know, you've got a chance so long as you keep that platform. I am going to run once I'm 35. And stuff like that in history. The statistics I have numbers here today, the number of children wanting to become opposite sex doubling each year in Sweden,

say doctors, within only 15 years, the majority would have switched sexes. And then you notice, though, they can't procreate mission completed. That's an exponential growth curve. Your kids don't learn how to be successful. They learn how to die, how to not have children. Meanwhile, they bring an absolute lawless groups that openly believe in their imams have told them are here to conquer. So it's so stupid. Notorious BIG did have that album learn to die. Yeah, I remember that one really good. Ready to die. Yeah. No, no, no, it was learn to die. Okay. Yeah. I mean, Lana Del Rey had now gone born to die. Also very great. Along with pink. I love Lana Del Rey. Suck it, Jordan. So here's what's stupid about this.

So many things. He's so many things. He's quoting a Breitbart article about the rise of transgender identity in Sweden. Right. And there's no statistics in it. There is nothing. So who said it was doubling? There was a quote from a doctor in Sweden who said without any statistics, without anything to back it up, she just said that each year the number doubles. There's nothing to back that up. Also, it's just anecdotal. Also, she said that in the last year, she's seen 197 individuals who are trans identified. So out of Sweden's population of way more than 197 certainly way more than 400. So we're safe for next year. Yeah, exactly. We got one more year before

Sweden falls off the map. There's literally that's that's a percentage wise of so minuscule. Yeah. That's the fact that it's doubling is less. More people are trans so much as more people are fucking comfortable enough to be who they are. Most of the time, it's people who are already identifying as these but hiding it, but fucking killing themselves, right, right, trying to not be what they are. And I believe if I if I recall the statistic correctly, like it's on the rise in America as well, but it's like a 0.1% of the popular or it's, it's, it's very low. It might be like 197. If it's 197 in Sweden, their population has to be at least like 40 million, probably, right? So that's a, that's a percentage of a percentage of a percentage, you know,

but to be fair, she is a doctor in one town. So she doesn't see everybody. No, I know that. So, I mean, but again, also wait, she's a doctor in one town in like Stockholm or something. Oh, okay. So it's a big town. Not, not like, not like Bjork. The point is that's not the name of a town, but it should be Bjork. Isn't the York is not the name of a town. I don't know why that was the first thing that came to my mind. She's Icelandic. Yeah, exactly. That's why. But like, there's no statistics. It's just a quote that doesn't have anything to back it up from somebody and he's using this as an argument. Also there, I did, in my research, I did find that there was an article about how the trans population in America has doubled, like in the

last five years or so. So he could just be conflating those two nonsense. Well, it's possible, but the, that number doubling is only based on a very unscientific and vague estimate of about 700,000 trans individuals right in 2005. Right. So that number that has hypothetically doubled is not, there's no evidence that's true. And that's, and that's already a bullshit thing because it's still got that same, that same ring of like, it's doubled since this previous length of time in, in the same way that, you know, in Saudi Arabia, they're like, yeah, we don't have any gay people here. Right. So if there was one tomorrow, the, the population growth of gay people in Saudi Arabia would be, whoa, we're, we're overrun. Now let's take another lap around this bullshit, uh, Christmas

tree and just give you, I don't know why that came. Sometimes you ring around the Rosie. Yeah, that's not on Christmas though. That's a Mayday thing. Oh boy. But it's a tree. It's a tree. That's a pole. It's a pole. Shit. It's the, it's a, look, it's a maypole. The, the pole is the metal version of a tree. It symbolizes a tree. Bada bing, bada boom, Christmas tree. So the other thing that Alex is fucking stupid about, and if he had any understanding of these communities that he talks about, he would know is that not all trans people are operative. Not all of them have surgeries to get sexual reassignment surgery. Right. Many of them are still able to have children. The idea that once you are, want to become the other gender, now you can't have kids

is bullshit. That's absolute bullshit. It's always going to be bullshit. Right. That's, that's something that I don't even, like, I don't even want to get into, into that area. Because the only reason I did this is he legitimately used it. I know, but again, that still validates that idea of something about having a womb qualifies you as a woman. Yes. Like that's what it always gets back to is, you're not wrong. Are you a baby factory is what, uh, Alex Jones thinks about. Not, not, are you a woman? Are you a person? Are you a man with a big dick who can be and be all kinds of alpha? Or are you a baby factory and everybody who doesn't fit into those can't you procreate monster to him? I am a human. I am a procreator. Yeah. No, he's,

he's full of, he's full of that whole like serious binary idea of reality. That's such a fucking bummer. You know what else he's full of? Shit. Shit. Uh, this next clip that we're going to go into is a string of lies. Uh, one of them is really fun to debunk and the others are slightly less fun, but, uh, okay, we'll make it through. Uh, once my phone has the clip loaded. Look at this. McDouble is the cheapest and most nutritious food in human history. The luck. So that's the introduction of the premise. That is another great isolated drop right there. Look at this. If they're McDouble. So I want to McDonald's should have that on their fucking website tomorrow. I would like to use this clip as something of a case study that we

will come back to later in the episode of Alex Jones, not knowing the stories that he's talking about. Right. So the introduction is that McDonald's McDouble is the most nutritious and cheapest food, uh, in human history. Uh, so is he more meaning it's the cheapest food with the most nutrition in, in human history? Should I read you the article? Of course you should. I don't want to read the article, but basically it is a telegraph article. Okay. Uh, about, uh, the co-author of Freakonomics, Stephen Dubner, Stephen Dubner. He, uh, love it. He hosted a debate on his blog after a reader suggested that the McDouble packed a better nutritional punch for the penny than is often assumed. The day, uh, the double cheeseburger provides 390 calories,

23 grams of protein, half a daily serving, 7% of daily fiber, 19 grams of fat. You're, you're reading off promo material now. That's what that sounded like. Half of your daily serving. Right. 20% of your daily calcium, all for between one and $2. Uh, uh, but, but, but Kyle Smith, a New York post columnist through his support behind the McDouble's nutritional value for the average person. It isn't a great option to take a trip to the farmer's market to puzzle over esoteric, lefty foodie codes, which is weird. I hate those lefty foodie codes. Facts are facts. Where else but McDonald's can poor people obtain so many calories per dollar. Now that's interesting. That is a really good question right there.

This article goes on to break down, uh, the difference between like caloric intake and price of junk foods. Right. Uh, and then it's sort of, they have it thrown in the face of the argument when, uh, Tom Filippott, a campaigning organic farmer from North Carolina. So there are many more nutritious ways of feeding people cheaply. You can get a pound of organic brown rice and a pound of red lentils for about one third, one, one pound 30 each. A serving of each of these things would be around 48 pence. So basically saying that you could have red lentils and rice. Yeah. Uh, but also fuck that guy. Right. So basically this article, like not to, not to jump on the whole like anti-organic food bandwagon, that whole thing, but like,

you know what? Nobody wants to hear if you're, if you're going for like, Hey, I just want to bag a chip. Somebody being like, you know, you could get half of a, you could get all the brown rice you want to eat for half that cost. And you're like, yeah, well, I, I didn't get that brown rice for a goddamn reason. No one wants to hear that. And no one wants to eat that red, red lentil shit. No, no. So anyway, the article starts with the premise. No one but Barbara Streisand. Right. Is that a reference I don't get? I think it's a, didn't she have a musical that she directed called lentil? Oh, that's gentle. Very close. Now, now I'm feeling quite anti-Semitic. I'm so sorry. Thank God we're doing an Alex Jones

podcast. So I'm in welcome company. So this article starts with the headline that the McDonald's McDouble is the most nutritious food. Uh, hypothetically the lead that it has discusses what the premise of the article is, then it explores the theme and by the end it explains that there are comparable other things that you can eat that have about the same nutritional value for, which is roughly the same cost, which is what articles do. Do you mean they, uh, point out information generally that you could use to make informed decisions? And if you don't read the article, you don't get the information. If you just read the headline, you don't get any of that information. It's much like, it's much like the McDouble in that you get a lot of empty

calories. I was going to say it's like eating the skin of an orange. It's like you're not getting why you're supposed to be eating this. It's like eating the skin of a five year old boy who is taught to think he's a girl. So Alex has not read this article, but he's mad about it and he talks about it for quite a while and spins it into some conspiracy theories. Another, another theme of this podcast. Alex hasn't read a thing that he's very mad about and telegraphs reporting. That's the press release put out by McDonald's. That's right. It's the cheapest and most nutritious food in human history. That's like Al Gore saying invented the internet. He did not. I mean, it's a whopper folks.

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't you dare. I made one guess who their press secretary is. Guess who the head of communications is. You wonder where he went. The longest running. Is it a few in the Obama administration, but the longest running press secretary in the Obama administration. Mr. Gibbs. Mr. Gibbs. Oh, he's the one obviously sending the tweet out about little hands and now Trump's has come back. Oh, but it was an accident. Oh, oh yeah. Sure. I don't think anybody said that that was an accidental tweet. No, someone, someone went rogue and did that at the McDonald's. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then, then like he's, because he hasn't read this article, he's thinking this is a press release

from McDonald's when it's a discussion that was led by the co-author of freaking out. Yeah. No, it definitely wasn't from McDonald's. But because this guy who used to work for Obama is now in PR at McDonald's, holy shit. Let's, let's bring Obama into this. Right. Let's bring this whole thing in. It's crazy. Now watch, he tees off on this for quite a while and then eventually how, because he's an idiot and he just rambles. But then he starts to read the article and I think he realizes, oh, everything I've just said is wrong. Oh God. So he bails. Is there a face? Did you, did you see a face? There was a like sort of confused look, but it wasn't, it wasn't as the words coming out of his mouth. He's like, no, there have been other times that

it's been more obvious that he's like, what the fuck? Oh no. But like this, this one was just like based and it plays on audio. So anyway, enjoy this dumb bullshit. I don't believe anything out of a known liar that says, oh, we lie to the public about drones and about Obamacare and thank God they're so dumb. And MSNBC laughs with him. Man, it's so great. They're so stupid. Mr. Gibbs. Oh, that's okay. Don't criticize them because New York Assemblyman unveils bill to suppress non-government approved free speech. Google to target criticism of Islam in new censorship purge in the United States. These aren't true things. These are just headlines from like

zero hedge. Right. Like that. So don't, don't nonsense. Don't get bogged down and made up bullshit. It's all just nonsense. He gets back to McDonald's in a minute. Anything upsetting or offensive to Islam will be banned. See, they're bringing something incompatible, the most radical forms of Orthodox Wahhabism where I'm upset a woman doesn't have a hood overhead. So the first step is the mayor of Cologne, a big trendy lady going, ladies, don't wear short skirts. And by the way, we can't have Oktoberfest on the streets. The Muslims get mad. Gotta go in the beer hall. With or without Muslims, we can't drink on the streets in America. We can't have open containers.

Yeah. But do you know when that law came into effect? Probably when the Muslims came over. The moment the first Muslim came over. Or maybe it was because some drunk asshole threw like a bottle at a car. Nope. I don't know. Muslims and in the news, do not drink beer on the street. The Muslims get mad. How about you get in my face and hit me? I'm gonna, I'm gonna fight back. But no, the Germans have been thought roll over pee on themselves. Literally. I'm not kidding. Actually, teach your United States for being raped. Crap on yourself. So I'm not, I'm not kidding. It's about total submission. They can make you submit to Muslims. Outsiders, you'll submit to anybody. Outsiders code. And I was not white people. It's so easy

just to drift past something like that. But yeah, it's so bad. That was coded white supremacists. It's so bad. Yep. Got 15 years ago, we hear all this talk about they're gonna make us go under Sharia. They bought off the CIA people. Islam's gonna take over. I'm like, oh, ridiculous. Sure, I'm saying that now. How long until we get Sharia law? Never. Never. Do you think never? Because I've been, I've been told to be afraid of it for nigh on my entire life now. Absolutely. It's right around the corner. Sharia. Yeah. Sharia's right around the corner. It's more of a boogeyman than the Obama. Yeah. Or Soros. Barack Hussein, Sharia, Obama. Malia, his daughter. Malia, that's all we need to know. That's all we need to know.

Batteries with Islam. It's out of control. We don't need to bomb those areas and stir them up. But we were actually bombing them. I was completely right to put the bad ones in charge and to open up Turkey. Oh, and Turkey's in the news saying we're colonizing you, Holy War. We've activated our political groups. We've got millions of Turks per European city, per European country, millions, and we're ready to burn everything down, submit. So they're not saying that. He's, so he's mad at Turkey? Who Flynn works for. Right. Yeah. He's mad at Erdogan. But I mean, that's legitimate. We should be mad at Erdogan. He's jailing journalists and professors. He's a giant piece of shit. Yeah. But still denying that whole, still denying that whole genocide

that he did. And he faked a coup, much like Roger Stone faked a polonium poisoning. Yeah. That's probably a pretty evil shit that he just did right there. Probably. But faked a fucking coup. That's a solid, if you can, if you can get away with that move, that's a solid move. It's a classic dictator move. Classic dictator move. But he's saying they have millions of people per European city. It's like, okay, you're going to move your entire population. There are not that many Turkish people. No, they're there. No, not that many. And he's not saying that. Yeah, that's right. We got bogged down in the reality of math to get into the fact that nobody has said any of that bullshit. I promise this does get back to McDonald's. That's right. We're

still talking about McDonald's. I forgot once we got into Turkey that McDonald's is still involved. Get ready because North Korea is also going to come out. I thought we were talking about Butterball at this point. And Europe is actually announcing capitulation to Islamic domination and terror. Yep. So unbelievable. White pages. Yeah, there's Yahoo AFP. But that's, that's not even strong enough. Turkey threatens to send Europe 15,000 refugees a month to dominate them. What they said is this is now a holy war. We're activating our forces submit. I wonder if that has anything to do with the people in power saying holy war language. I wonder if that's, I wonder if it has anything to do with Bannon, the chief strategist of the president

literally saying he foresees a holy war between Christianity and Islam. I can't think of any reason. No, but again, Erdogan's not saying these things. But if he was, we're playing into it and we should not be doing that. No, we're playing into a lot of holy war rhetoric by using that holy war rhetoric. You and I ain't. No, that's true. Anyway, the foreign minister said, but that's okay. Robert Gibbs tells us that the McDouble, this is the best comedy ever, is the cheapest and most nutritious food in human history. If that ain't fake news, I don't know what is. Oh, but see, I've been judged by Google and by Harvard list. They're now circulating that I'm fake. Google Harvard list in the middle of him telling a fake story

about Robert Gibbs being behind this McDonald's story in the telegraph. He's complaining that people think he's fake news. This is insane. I don't see a problem. This is through the looking glass shit. I don't see an issue. Okay. It all makes sense to me. Everything you've heard me say for 39 minutes is currently happening. Most of it's from their own mouths. Zero of what he said. We're the opposite of that. And they know it. And that's why they're scared. Was Obama Trump insider Gibbs behind McDonald's anti-Trump tweet? He is the chief communications officer. Well, we know this. He's the one thing behind tell us the McDouble is the cheapest and most nutritious food. He's not. It's the guy from Freakonomics. And it's the guy from Freakonomics had a discussion

on his website, which you'd know if you'd read the article, which is crazy. This is insane. Is Mr. Gibbin anywhere near this? His fingerprints are nowhere near nowhere. Does Mr. Gibbin know any of this is happening? He's not even reached for comment in the article. So anyway, in human history, I can't say that enough. Oh, hey, do you hear the most nutritious and inexpensive food? It's both in history is the McDouble describing the McDonald's double cheese burger as the cheapest, most nutritious and bountiful. Also, the best comedy ever is probably the original Ghostbusters, not this. I think it's the one with the women. Food. You run my child. Let clog the colon. I'm sorry I didn't say that.

Describing the McDonald's, their food will not rot under glass. Not everything else does. Describing, describing Kim Jong-un as the most dashing, handsome man. They say if it's cloudy, it becomes sunny when he's out and birds singing, flowers begin to germinate. It's as if he has the very life force Kim Jong-un once took on 17 different men at one time and beat them all up. Those are real stories they tell about him. Oh, in North Korea. Yes, propagandists in North Korea do that. Hey, do you know what's crazy? Do you remember what happened on the day of Trump's inauguration when it was raining and then the sun came out? Oh, wait, yeah, I do. Do you know what they did? They said that it was him. It was Providence. You goddamn betcha. Yeah. So it was

God smiling down. I'm not going to lie to you here. This pains me, but Alex, you busted. You're as bad as North Korean propaganda. He is as bad as North Korean propaganda. He doesn't even have any clue. Nope. His father. See, it's just as ridiculous. Just as ridiculous about North Korea. North Korea has the highest production and highest standard of living and highest education in the world, official North Korean news agency. So is he doing the voice of the North Korean news agency people? He's doing the same voice he did when he was talking about the McDouble being the nutritious food. Right. The Harvard people and that kind of thing. He's implying that liberals believe all this stuff about North Korea and Kim Jong-un,

which is not at all true. No, I don't think anybody, but I don't even think North Koreans believe half of that shit. No, they're forced to. They're beaten if they don't cry when Kim Jong-il died. Yeah. Well, they are also beaten if they speak in any tone other than this one that sounds like a 1940s effeminate British butler. To be fair, I enjoy hearing that voice. In a drawing room comedy. I kind of wish we all spoke like that. It'd be a very pleasant liberal world. This would be a much more interesting podcast if somebody forced us to use this voice. I am going to kill myself. Honestly, with my sword, I want to fucking die. The more I talk like that, he's going to get right back to McDonald's. Of course. Say that. Oh, they also say here,

you can keep your doctor under Obamacare. It's free. Yep. Yep. That's the perfect time to bring that in. Nailed it. You got it. Perfect. Perfect. That wasn't unfortunate. Slam it home, Alex. That was an unfortunate thing that Obama said that turned out not to be true. It was, I just saw that it was like in 2013, it was Politifact's lie of the year. Yeah. And the liberal outlets, the mainstream outlets all have also rightly pilloried him for it. Yeah. But I believe, I believe that he intended for that to be the case. Yeah. He really wanted to. It wasn't a lie so much as he couldn't do it. He was like, I want to make this succeed. And everybody was like, we hate you because you're black. I imagine, and now it might be fantasy booking history,

but I imagine in a situation where he wasn't up against such a very strong opposition that threatened to shut down the government over his healthcare bill, I imagine he would have gotten in a, you can keep your doctor peace to the bill. Maybe that's not true. Who knows? I mean, the more important point is, yeah, we shouldn't go back and relitigate the past on that one because I think we have, we have a time machine moment here just, just scant months ago that we should probably go after way before we get to the, you can keep your own doctor time. The more important point is that like, all right, Alex, fair point on that. But then he says, we're about to hit a lightning round of lies. So the next one, he says that I think I accidentally paused too

long. Can we get a buzzer? I'll just isolate that. The, the, the other thing he says is that Obama, they said that Obamacare was going to be free. No one ever said that. Right. No one ever said that. No one. They did say that there would be tax credits that would help you pay for, that's up in their husband. And eventually it would not necessarily pay for itself, but it would be less. Well, it pay for itself in terms of government stuff. Anyway, they did a good job. Not as good as we would like. So there was the other one, Obama saying that you didn't build your business. Right. We got one. He's super, Alex is super mad about that. The point that Obama was trying to make in that speech is that we all live in communities and you didn't

individually build your business. You did it within the network and the framework of the community you live in. Right. And it, or even then, if you did build your business like legitimately from the ground up, you built the building, you built all of this shit. You got your clients. Did you build the roads? Did you quarry the rocks that you built the building with? Did you build the school that you went to that taught you how to do this? Did you build all of the, did you build the hospital when you broke your goddamn leg? Did you build the neighborhood that provides you with customers? Right. Did you build your parents' parents? Right. And it sounds like an offensive point when you're like, you didn't build your business, but the reality of it is

what he's saying is that everything exists within a complicated framework. It's an ecosystem. Yes. That's like saying, you know, it's dumb. It's dumb. He doesn't get Obama's right when he said you didn't build your business. He doesn't get credit for this one. Alex the neck in the sense. Two doesn't necessarily equal four. Two plus two equals five is the next lie. And of course, that is classic or well shit. Very much Obama too. But at the same time, Obama hated the number four. If you look at math, sometimes two plus two does equal five. I don't want to get into complicated math. Look, if you're going to get into non Euclidean geometry, shit's about to get wild. I'll give you this is going to be a very boring podcast. I'll give you

a very basic example. This is something that comes up in like taxation and accounting a lot. Okay. A lot of times you have to round things. You have to round things to the nearest integer. Right. And oftentimes like row, row, row your boat. If you have a penny, you can't split the penny, but oftentimes, but you can leave a penny. If a penny will be, but like we don't have hay pennies anymore. So if you have something that's like 2.49 cents and you double it, that's rounded to two cents when you're adding it up. So it's two cents plus two cents. And what you'll end up with is 2.49 plus 2.49 equals 4.98. You round that up to five, you now have a nickel. So it's two cents plus two cents equals five cents. That's what happened in math. So what you're

saying is that we should abolish the penny. I agree with that. There we go. But also this would solve all of these simple addition problems that we've been having for so many years. I understand that the point I'm making is slightly pedantic. I was thinking you were getting more into string theory instead of basic, basic arithmetic. But okay, I can't explain that on this podcast. But yes, there are other instances that are way more complicated where, you know, numbers take on different characteristics. But just in that, in the case of rounding, often two plus two can equal five. Fair enough. So suck it, Alex, you're an idiot. In the case of rounding, we find against Alex Jones. Those are all real statements they made. Who's the fake news? You. They're trying to break your

wheel of conditioning to accept it. Nick double. Here, let's read the London Telegraph article. And we ought to have articles every day about McDonald's tweets because they're just the biggest load of horsemen are one of their most recent tweets is the shamrock shake is back. I went to the McDonald's in Austin and they told me they didn't have it. That's just bullshit. Horse manure, pure horse manure. Horse manure obviously is more nutritious, in my opinion. The public say fake news. He claims horse manure is more nutritious. I bet it is the plants. McDouble is the cheapest I'm reading and most nutritious food in human history. You're gonna rate the British accent will be more authoritative. Great.

McDouble is the cheapest and most nutritious food in human history. That's a terrible British accent. Describing the McDonald's double cheeseburger as the cheapest. Most nutritious and not a British accent that has ever existed in human history. Might seem fanciful. No, it might seem like an outrageous giant colossal biggest line history, but I'm sorry, might seem beyond fanciful. But according to the author of Freakonomics, it's not as absurd a suggestion as it appears. At this point, I think Alex realizes that his whole narrative.

Maybe they're not confirming that. Maybe they're just saying, you might be surprised that it's... It packs an amazing caloric punch per dollar. But I think at this point, he realizes he's about to jump ship. He's about to dismount. That's right. It's actually true. The McDouble is the best on earth. It's wonderful. Sorry. This is a grown up, right? Now let's get to something even more ridiculous.

And he just moves on. Because he read that Freakonomics part and he realized, oh shit, this article doesn't say what I've just been saying for the last 10 minutes. So he does... Now, he does pull the dismount pretty well. If he was... I would give him... Doing that childish cancer? I would give him an 8.7 for distraction. It's like in gymnastics, whenever the gymnast falls off the balance beam,

they still get up and do the thing with their arms and they puff the chest out. Like he still did it. He still did it. He committed to it. Right. He did. He's still performing. The man knows what he's doing. So embarrassing. Yeah. So embarrassing. That's pathetic.

Like the arc of that clip is McDonald's. I don't... I haven't read this article, but I'm going to tee off on it. I'm going to claim that it's some Obama guy who's behind it. I'm going to weave that into these other fake stories about Muslims invading countries. I'm going to... Weave that into Obamacare and Obama lying about things. 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:05,840 Two plus two equals five.

Also North Korea pretending that all like basically liberals believe North Korean propaganda. And then I'm going to actually get around to reading the article. Oh, shit. That was a real hero's journey we just went on. That was Joseph Cambelian. Yeah. But then here's what's great about it. So that clip ended with let's get on to something more ridiculous.

Yes. This next clip is going to start with him saying that, just so I can illustrate that all of that leads to this. All right. And this is yet another one of our little adventures down Alex Jones's bullshit history. Oh, no. His personal history or his imagination of what the real history is? I think the latter.

He's going to tell a story that I don't believe is true. Or actually, I'm going to say this, pieces of it could be true, but I'm certain that there is an element of this story that Alex Jones does not know and he doesn't know that he doesn't know it. Okay. Now let's get to something even more ridiculous because I've told this story probably a hundred times in 22 years on air. I believe that based on.

Based on. I believe that too. Based on how repetitive he is. I guarantee he's told it more than a hundred times. Yep. Though I have never heard it. So it was fresh for me. Because it happened about a year.

It happened about a year. Let me just reset there because this is such a big deal. This is so ultramassive and it just illustrates everything we're dealing with. Okay. So I was about 20 years old and I was staying in a small apartment working and going to so-called community college. It was totally worthless. See, I'm digressing.

I shouldn't even tell that part of the story. I want to hear more about that. That's the part of the story I want to hear the buzzer about. I mean, I shouldn't tell you what color the drapes were in my parents' house or where they had the safe in their bedroom or whatever. But what? Now we know where the safe is. Now we know they have a safe in their bedroom.

Jesus, Alex, you are the worst at this. He's the worst at being discreet. He's the worst at telling stories. I shouldn't tell you this. There's nuclear weapons outside of my house. They're buried under- Look, I have sources. They wouldn't want me to tell you this.

But I'll tell you this. It's a guy named Greg. Obama is killing all of us tomorrow. They wouldn't want me to tell you that. I just got to tell you that. Of course they wouldn't, because it's not true. Well, they wouldn't want me to tell you that. You know, I tend to digress off, but let me just restart.

Yes, that's how you solve the digression problem. When I was in college, I lived in an apartment, so I didn't keep my firearms in my apartment. I kept my parents' house. And my parents had a well-known newspaper slash magazine editor. He's worked at both places. There's been a friend of theirs since I was a little kid. So to recap so far, if you want to steal his parents' safe,

just know that when you go in, you can already grab Alex's guns to do so. They're in the bedroom. Don't bring your own guns. Make sure that you walk in empty-handed with gloves. This is not a BYOG situation. Exactly. Just you can walk in there. But to be fair, you'd need a time machine again,

because this is back when he was in junior college. So I mean, who knows? You don't want to keep guns in a junior college dorm. I do agree with that. That is true. That's true. I support him on that. And so I go through their living room, into their bedroom,

and I come out with a rifle and a 37 Magnum in a case. Can't even see a 37 Magnum. And I'm walking out to go deer hunting. And he's all the way through the living room in the den slash dining room. And he goes, and I hear this and he goes, is that a gun? And I went, yes. And he's like scrambling back at his wife's like, it's OK, it's OK, it's OK. And my dad goes, hey, come on.

Alex, come in here and show him. He's like, no, no, no. And he's like, listen, relax. You've known Alex all your life. He's a good guy. I'm a doctor. You're a newspaper editor. Stop, stop.

And I'm like, oh, stop. I'm leaving. You do this. I'm walking him with a rifle. We're like, look, it's not loaded. Everything's OK. Oh, what's in there? I'm going to leave.

I'm going to leave. My dad's like, go if you want to. Because, you know, he's a big liberal friend of his that he'd known since my mom worked with him in a major newspaper. So these people have been around since I was born, OK? Been on camping trips with them all over the country. I mean, I've known them well. And they're a little bit more informed now today.

I mean, I haven't seen them for probably six, seven years, but it's crazy. But this is the domesticated mindset. So I'm walking out and my dad goes, no, come back with a 357. He unzips it in the black case. Don't come back with a 377. He says, look, look, it's not even loaded. See, it's no big deal. A car is more dangerous than this.

And he's freaking out all night in church panicking. He's red-faced, but we're leaving. It's fine. Hey, good seeing you. I leave. They were going to go out to dinner and stuff that night. He got so freaked out with his wife, he left. And my parents really weren't ever friends with him again.

So now I don't believe that story at all. Nope. There's something else going on. And I don't know what it was. And neither does Alex. Nope. There's something in the dynamic between the two couples. There's some strain in their friendship that already existed.

There's no way that some squeamish liberal be freaked out. Oh, you have a gun. We can't be friends anymore. Yeah, I'm not. Not a chance. I don't. Well, that does illustrate something about gun people that they just cannot fathom, which is that don't bring a gun near me.

Like I don't look, I'm not, I'm not going to be like, like whatever Alex Jones is making fun of at any given point in time. But I don't want a gun in my face. Right. That is simple to me. Yeah. That is something that would make me angry. If you, like if I come into this to record this,

and you just have an unmentioned gun sitting around, I'm not going to feel okay with that. I'm going to say, hey, could you not have that gun in my face? And then if you come up to me and then say, you're a pussy. No, look, it's not loaded. It's not loaded right now. Like, no, like a gun is an implied threat to me. Period.

And it's your right to think that. Yeah. But then I also think that would, that would put a strain on our relationship. I think that there's another thing. I'm sure with therapy, we could work past it. Well, that would be a strain. It's not going to be couples therapy. It's going to be trios therapy.

You and me and my gun, they charge extra, but it's worth it. Here's the thing. I think that gun people also don't realize that people who don't like guns really aren't that squeamish for the most part. Yeah. They just recognize the danger that's there, and they don't want to be involved in it. Yeah.

That's really, I mean, like, I don't want guns around, period. I understand that a lot of people can use them respectfully and responsibly. I just don't want them around. A lot of my good friends growing up in Missouri had guns. I think people in my family have guns. Yeah. I'm fairly certain that both my brother and my dad have guns. And I think a lot of very liberal people understand that responsible gun ownership

is possible. It's prevalent just that. Good God, is it prevalent? It is. Large. It really is. I mean, if it wasn't, we would everyone would be dead. Comparatively, yeah.

Realistically speaking, we have a shit ton of gun violence, but God, it could be a lot worse. It really could be. Now, the flip side of that is also liberals understand statistics. And a lot of times, no matter how carefully you are, accidents can happen. So it's best just for our money, we don't want to be around it, because much like a baby accidentally shooting another baby, those things do happen. So many, so many babies are murderers.

Yeah. How weird is that? Who knew that it was in their cold baby hearts? How do you raise a child that has accident? How do you raise a baby with the knowledge that when it was, you know, like, say you're seven. You gotta move. Right? If you're seven, your parents sit you down in the living room and they say, listen.

No way. Dan. No way. Jordan, you're freaking me out. I don't want you. Look, Dan, no, it's not that big a deal. Okay. And you're like, oh my God, am I adopted?

And they're like, no, you're a murderer. You killed your brother. You are two years old at the time and you murdered him. No, that's something. And it's your fault. That's the secret you take to the grave. That's like you're in the news. No, that's like you're a rape baby or something like that.

Those are the things you don't tell a child. Wish you hadn't said that. Well, like those are the sort of things that you, like, I know that everyone feels like all information is important for everyone to have. No, it's not. If you accidentally killed someone else as a baby, you can't tell that baby that. You can't tell that baby. No matter what, unless it's somehow in your scrapbook,

that would be an inopportune picture to take. Like you remember how we're getting so far off the point. Sorry. I just had that. I just had a vision of those, those childbirth videos that somehow happened where they're like, we're going to videotape the birth and then just a baby coming out with a gun. We got it on tape. We shoved it up there in the third trimester.

It's been getting handy with the steel. Uh, so the, I mean, to get back to Alex, uh, to get off the topic of baby murder. Yeah. He does not understand something about this story and I'm not sure what it is. And so I, I, I can't, I can't dispute what he's saying except to say I, this doesn't pass the smell test. No, there's, there's a correlation.

There isn't a causation there at this point. He pulls out a gun. No, he does not actually pull out a gun on the show. Yeah. He pulls out a gun. Yep. What a fucking idiot. And then for about 15 minutes.

This is why they left because he's always pulling guns out. And in about 15 minutes throughout this, this next 15 minutes, he's like putting the laser scope at the camera and like shining the light on. He's like, I can't help myself, but that's fucking terrifying. It is. Then he uses this as we're about to see the, as the rest of this clip plays out. He uses it to discuss the story about Sean Hannity pointing a gun at Juan Williams, which we can address after this clip is done.

So we can hear Alex's take on it and then discuss. Cool. So at that point, they'd known him 20 years. I was 20 years old. Now, why do I tell you the story? Because this is what we're dealing with. Nancy Pelosi is in a new press conference and doesn't even know where she is. Okay.

She thinks George W. Bush is president. Again, we've already established that. Just slip of the tongue and you're making, hey, while the sun shines on that. That was in one a few weeks ago. There's one even worse. Maxine Waters again thinks Russia invaded Korea. Same clip package you've been hitting on for a month now. It's getting stale.

Let it go. The new one, she's obviously has dementia. She's out of her mind. Giggling like an insane person. This is who is in control of our country. And the reason I raise that is liberals are domesticated people. Most of them were abused as children. They're scared.

Really? They have no competency. Most of us were abused as children. They're not confident. And that's why they're so afraid of veterans and tough guys and competent folks and just hard working class, middle class people. Big dicks, big dicks, big dicks, big dicks. I would like to posit something that I want to go back to that abuse thing.

I would argue that a lot of people were abused as children. Now generally liberals are okay talking about it. They're okay being open about trauma in their past because they understand that it doesn't make them any less of a man or a woman to recognize things that were done to them when they were powerless. Right. Let's get to Juan Williams, which is something I say all the time. Let's get to Juan Williams.

I say that all the time. Let's get to Juan Williams. Because to them it's scary to see somebody aggressive and competent. I just love being around veterans and special forces people and stuff because they're funny. They're smart. They get stuff done. They got jokes.

They got things to do. They're having a good time. It's the complete opposite of the people that are friends with Juan Williams. And that's where I'm going next with this. Very fake news. Juan Williams slaps CNN reporter, not just Gregor, but Sean Hannity. Very fake news. Pulled gun on him after argument.

Again, very fake news. Juan Williams slams CNN report claiming Sean Hannity pulled a gun on him after an argument. The truth is that the story that's being reported in the book people are shocked about is that Sean Hannity pointed a gun at him. Yeah, that's bad. It wasn't that he pulled the gun on him. Even if a gun is unloaded, you're never supposed to point it at that person. No, that's one of the conversations we have about responsible gun ownership is

the first part of responsible gun ownership is don't point it at somebody. Because even because do you know what can happen? It could accidentally go off. It could be loaded. Even if you could be a baby. Even if it appears unloaded, there could be something in the chamber or something like that. It's entirely possible that something fucked up could happen. And that's why the number one rule is always point guns at the ground.

And so don't point a gun at a person. The story and his, his like, oh, we hate people who are aggressive incompetent. No. Well, well, stop. Stop with the second word. Stop. We hate people who are aggressive.

Aggressive is the part we don't like. Competent is great. Yeah. Competent is great. But the type of aggressive where you point a gun at somebody is bad. The only time I like aggressive is when it's a high school football. And I can hear those cheerleaders spelling it out. Be aggressive.

Be aggressive. C-O-M-P-T-E-N-T. Uh-huh. We're not good. We're not cheerleaders. Wait, see, I just spelled, I just spelled competent wrong, didn't I? I think you did.

01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:36,960 But the point is, like Alex, what he's harping on is that these news stories were saying that Juan Williams had a gun pulled on him after an argument. And if someone was reporting that, that's unfair. I don't think that, I think the story was just that they were talking and then somehow Hannity was like, check out this gun and pointed it at Juan Williams. Yeah. And, and. And according to Juan Williams, he was fine with it, which is crazy town.

Sure. That's just banana town. That's his right. If he wants to be fine with it, that's fine. Sure. Now, of course, the joke on the internet is that when he said he was fine with it, somebody was pointing a gun at him. Sure.

It turns into the deep space nine millimeter video. That's an LP reference for you cool, cool, run the jewels fans. Even that reference is too late. I should be a company flow reference. Yep. Anyway, the point is, you know. Don't point guns at people. Don't point guns at people.

And when you do expect you should be criticized. I think that at the very least expect somebody to at least be like, hey, don't do that. So this next clip I'm going to play, we're not going to actually deal with it at all because I don't care too. But at the, during the show, he had an interview for an hour with a guy named Larry C. Johnson, who's a CIA, uh, ex, uh, ex CIA guy. All right. And he's not competent.

He, that's what the C stands for. Is he aggressive? Absolutely. He's Larry Johnson, but don't get it twisted. He is not grandma. He is not Larry Johnson from the Charlotte Hornets. Good. He did not appear on family matters.

All right. But here is Alex Jones's intro to, uh, when he's about to bring him onto the show. All right, folks, we are very, very honored in the next 20 minutes. We're starting to be joined by Larry C. Johnson of no quarter USA.net, but over his award winning a distinguished, uh, career at the CIA would take too long. So I won't do it. And he also headed up, uh, as deputy director in the US state department's office of counterterrorism, crisis management, uh, and so much more.

He also ran intelligence operations into, uh, Kuwait and that whole situation. I don't have time to go over it all. Obviously he doesn't have time to go over all of it. So I will. Yeah. I don't think you want that on your credits list. I will go over all of it. If you're, if you're introducing me, uh, uh, at a show,

I definitely don't want you talking about a massive failure of mine. So Larry C. Johnson is notable because he went on RT, uh, the Russian state news network. Great. We love it when we get that. And he gave an interview where he was talking about how people that he knows within the CIA were ordered to target Trump, which is based on hearsay. He has no evidence of it at all. It's kind of like something Trump would say.

Kind of. Maybe Trump is his source through some weird, uh, or a boros of lies. So he, uh, made these claims and then, uh, Andrew Napolitano, uh, the judge and Fox news guy. Giant piece of shit. He went on Fox news and repeated essentially the things that Larry Johnson had said. Like a giant piece of shit. He claimed that there were more sources of it, but it was basically that the, the thrust of the argument is that the British intelligence agency GCHQ had been the one spying

and that there's a quid pro quo thing going, they weren't, we spy on the British and the British spy on us. And then we trade information. Nobody's happy about that. Nobody wants that. No. The, I think the problem there is we're spying on everybody. Yeah.

So anyway, let me get through this. Yeah, sorry. I want to, I want to fully discredit this man. Good. So, uh, Johnson was the source for Napolitano's claims that he made on Fox news. The conspiracy theory was later asserted as fact by President Trump with him citing Fox news and Napolitano. The British intelligence agency in question GCHQ responded stating that the claims were

quote nonsense, utterly ridiculous and should be ignored. Fox news later disavowed the statement by Napolitano and since then Trump has had to apologize to British intelligence. Did he actually apologize? Cause he didn't. He did. He did not. Well, Spicer did.

Exactly. Right. Because, because the other, no, it doesn't because here's the other thing. The reports are that Trump had to have Spicer do that, but it has basically said to his staff, we want to keep pushing that narrative. We just don't want it to be official. Right. Right.

It's, it's Trump still wants that to be the thing that people talk about rather than the fact that he's made up bullshit and he's using it as a distraction from the fact that he's full of shit. Right. Well, let's. And he's doing shit. Let's not get distracted from Larry Johnson because. I'm sorry.

That could just be a mistake. That could just be a thing where he's like, ah, you know, I got the, I got the shit wrong. All right. Fine. Trump would never, ever, ever say that. According to the New York Times, Johnson is quote best known for spreading a hoax in 2008 that Michelle Obama had been videotaped using a slur against Caucasians. In 2008, Johnson emerged as a strong critic of Barack Obama.

His blog, No Quarter USA, often criticized Obama's qualifications to be president. On May 16th, 2008, Johnson posted an item entitled, will Barack throw mama from the train, which alleged that a tape existed of Michelle Obama, rallying against Whitey at Jeremiah Wright's church. Johnson claimed that Republicans were in possession of the tape and quote, it's being held to fall or it's, it's being held for the fall to drop at the appropriate time. In a subsequent post, Johnson claimed that Obama's appearance had occurred, uh, when she was on a panel with Lewis Farrakhan.

He also explained that he himself had not seen the tape, but had spoken with quote, five separate sources who have spoken directly with people who have seen the tape. So we're, we're on what? Third layer, third layer, third layer. This is a bad CIA opera. This is a bad CIA opera. This is real bad work. You should not, if you're CIA operative, you should have firsthand sources.

Yeah. Hopefully. The Obama campaigns fight the smears website denied the rumor saying no such tape exists. Michelle Obama has not spoken from the pulpit at Trinity and has never used that word. Which word? Whitey. Whitey? Yeah.

She's used that word. Fuck. I use that word every, I was just thinking about what racial slurs she could, what? Cracker? Honky? Maybe goofing around. Whitey? Dude, I, I would call, oh man, I would love, I would love Michelle even more if she went on

TV and was like, I am sick of all these honkies talking shit about, uh, Barack. I would love her for that. My man, man, who's saying? I would love her for that. Would you like a coda to this story? Yes, please. No tape was ever released nor has any other evidence emerged of Michelle Obama using the word Whitey.

On October 21st, 2008, Johnson said that according to one of his sources, the McCain campaign intervened and requested the tape not be used. That is convenient. That is convenient stuff. Yeah, sure. It really, it really would have torpedoed them if that had gotten out. Now that's bad. That is bad.

That's some big, that's some big league line right there. This one's worse. Ooh. In 2013, Larry Johnson falsely accused John Kerry of war crimes in Vietnam. Oh no, he's that fucker? He's one of the Swift boat people. Fuck him. Alleging that Kerry had, quote, raped some poor Vietnamese woman.

To support his claim, Johnson used a YouTube video that contained audio clips from a 1971 debate on the Dick Cavett show between John Kerry and John O'Neill. The original interview audio was altered to piece together words that Kerry spoke at different times during the debate. No fucking way. Falsely making it sad as if he said, quote, I personally raped for pleasure. What? When the falsehood was exposed by a reader of Johnson's blog, Johnson deleted the

article without apology. Fuck you. What a dick. That is such bullshit. These are the kind of hosts that Alex likes to have on this show. God damn it. When you talk about fake news, that's what it is. Yeah, cutting and pasting words to make a sentence.

Now, to be fair, he didn't, we can't prove or even do I think that he did the cutting and pasting, but he fell for this obvious hoax video. Yeah. Now he did clearly make up the stuff about Michelle Obama. Absolutely. But the damage is way worse for the stuff he said about John Kerry. Yeah. Like that to literally accuse someone of war crimes and raping Vietnamese women

for pleasure, that's abomination. It is. It is perhaps the worst act of defamation one person can commit. Absolutely. Yeah. And it should preclude you from ever being allowed to be a guest on people's shows. Yep. When you make prognosticating statements.

But no, Alex has won for a fucking hour. Great. Yeah. I'm sure he's got wonderful things that we love to hear. Yeah, we don't. We don't need to hear it. It's all stupid. Anyway, this Alex goes on from there to say some more things about Kim Jong-un.

Look at Kim Jong-un in that photo. Oh, look at him. The arrogance, the fake confidence. What is it about wimps that sit there and act like, and look at the brainwashed slaves behind him. He leaves a big deer. They literally think he's a rock star. It's like folks that think movie stars are cool. Folks do think movie stars are cool.

The North too, they are forced. The North Korean people don't have a choice. Yeah. They are forced. If you don't, you go to a labor camp. Yeah. Do you want to go to a labor camp? I don't, I don't.

Then if Kim Jong-un walks by, you'd best think he's a rock star. Right. And I don't like the idea that he's making the argument, first of all, that people are choosing to do this. And then second, that it is the only possible outcome of socialism or communism. Yeah. That's bizarre. But be that as it may, he very, very inappropriately weaves it into our American politics system.

Just because they're in movies. If he loves money's music, that's great, but there's just this worship for no reason. Look at the cult-like crying like Democrats when they found out Hillary lost. Just look at how they worshiped Hillary. Another slug. I don't think that's why we were super sad. This is slavery. This is pathetic.

This is mindlessness. You don't find any birds, any lizards, anything in North Korea. Everything's been eaten. Whoa. I love that. Everything's been eaten in North Korea. It's again back to that. No, no wildlife at all.

It's again back to that. It's a barren nightmarish hellscape with no food. It's like the book, The Road. Every communist country that he references, it's like every pet has been eaten and shit like that. We referenced this on a past episode. He was talking about how in Venezuela, everyone's eaten all the zoo animals. Yeah, that's right. I did some research into that actually after we recorded that episode.

What the fuck is the truth on that? I should have done it before we recorded, but the reality is like, like you don't do enough research. I do too much. But the reality is that there's one city where they had repeated break-ins, and there were just people who are eating the animals there. It wasn't like a widespread everywhere around the country. Everyone's eating the animals.

It was just clearly one group in this city kept breaking in and like stealing a pig, or they'd steal a horse. Oh, that was what was going on. I see. Granted, the food situation is bad. No matter what happens, if you say somebody broke into a zoo to eat animals, I am just imagining somebody like Wiley Coyote with fucking saliva dripping from them or else going like, oh, I want to eat that elephant.

The way this... I want to eat that elephant so bad. The way this story made it sound, it sounded like they broke in, they found a horse, and then they barbecued it at the zoo. So like, I'm not entirely sure what all of the details are. A zebra walks by and has a camera take, like, what? There's a zebra with a phone. He's like, world star, world star.

What kind of, what kind of zoo has a horse? You know what? That's a great point. You know what? That's me living in a first world life where our zoos have fucking llamas and lemmings and lemurs. I have run out of lions. Gibbon.

No, all of my zoo animals will start with L. A gibbon is one of the greatest animals of all time because it's a monkey that is capable of brachiation. To the listeners, Dan is... And to my brachiation. That's the thing where apes are able to swing from limb from limb through tree branches. Monkeys aren't able to do that. It's something that only apes are able to do.

But a gibbon is a monkey that is able to do it, which is really cool. That is really cool. Anyway, this has been another edition of Things I Remember from College. Another new segment of ours. So I'm glad we can have some fun there because this next clip is not. Great. This is a clip where Alex Jones explains what is going to happen in North Korea. Oh, no.

I don't think he knows. He is really, really out of shape about that. Well, in general, but also he's bent out of shape. Oh, man. Low blow. I think that my slight cold that I've got going on now is making me a little weird. So if I, if I'm a little off this episode, I apologize. If we're a little bit on the, on the low blow side, if we're playing some bush league baseball

here, we're both slightly punchy. But this is, he's just gotten done talking about how North Korea has got to be taken care of and Rex Tillerson is fucking awesome because he recognizes that. Oh, that fucking pile of shit. And then now I'm going to, this is a bit of a longer clip, but we got to let it play for a little while before we interrupt it because he's going to get into a nightmarish scenario that he seems pretty cool with. If Rex Tillerson was in, it's a wonderful life.

God, we would all just watch him die. Probably would be amazing. Yeah. Rex Tillerson is the banker that everybody should fucking. I hate him so much. He's the worst. He's a fucking garbage human being. Yeah, let me from a military history tell you how this will go.

Also, Alex Jones is a military historian. Yeah, we knew that. If it kicks off and go three different ways and they're each really drawn out. So let me just try to crystallize them as best I can. They start loading what appears to be an atomic payload. They've got sensors in space that can scan and tell them. They start loading a radioactive payload onto one of those missiles. And the phone call is going to go to President Trump, who's got the media and everybody attacking

him constantly about, you know, he wasn't spied on or all this made up crap or, you know, he's not getting the economy going, all these other lies or whatever. Or he didn't release his tax returns. Well, we're busy dealing with that. And our sellout globalist left us that have sold us out to Congress China and think they're going to defeat this country. Trump can get the call today, tomorrow, next month, whenever skip this break. It's too important.

And they could say, Mr. President, we've got the scans. They're loading. They're going to go nuclear six missiles, six medium range rockets with atomic payloads. They reportedly have hydrogen bombs now. Maybe it's a, maybe it's a, uh, he doesn't know the difference. Hydrogen bomb doesn't know the difference. No clue. President makes the decision.

They've already had the meetings and all right, um, go ahead and launch. And then it'll be five minutes till the cruise missiles hit them. And it'll be about 15 minutes till secondary hydrogen bombs get dropped on them. And then they're going to hit the entire line between South and North Korea, where they've got those hundred thousand artillery pieces and where they've got their troops. Because the word is North Korea's only got about 10 nukes. And so the entire front of North Korea is going to probably get hit with, depending on the size of the bombs or, or, or, uh, nuclear weapons they use, it could be hundreds of nuclear weapons

will be used, small nuclear weapons to wipe out the tunnels, the bases to neutralize them. And then if troops pour across, they're going to hit them with larger weapons. That's how it escalates. And then they'll start dropping the 500 megaton bombs on them that will destroy the whole country. And so right now there's over a thousand nuclear weapons just on a group of ships pointed at North Korea. Of course, you know, where the rest are really pointed right now. Most of the missiles aren't aimed at Russia.

They've been swung around for years to ride in China, the Chinese ride at China right now. So the point of this, you name it, and I'm not saying any secrets here. I've reverse engineered it. Plus I have all the sources over the years that again, as I'm saying, I'm just making this up. The point of this reverse engineered this because maybe a bad thing could happen. Never distract the president by pointing out he's a liar. Don't ever do it. He would be distracted because you guys are all talking about how he's lying about this,

or he didn't release his tax returns, or he raped that girl, or he watched all those underage girls change, or he's a rapist, or he's a rapist. How many times has he raped people? He's a rapist. I know he's moved like a bitch. Don't point out that shit because what if North Korea does a thing? Well, North Korea is always doing a thing. North Korea is, I swear to God, I will, this is going to be...

I'm not saying they're not a threat, but I do think that this, first of all, this fantasy, this J slash O fantasy, it's very scary, and I don't think anyone wants this outcome. It really sounds like he does. He wants, because, but if something that big happens, that's another notch in his belt of, see, I told you so. Sure. Like any time a thing like that...

Compared to the 50,000, see, I didn't tell you so. Yeah, but again, I still think, and this is going to be the thing like 20 years from now, when we all have webbed feet and hands, people are gonna be like, Jordan was an idiot for saying this, but I still don't think North Korea is an actual threat to anybody. I think they're silly, and I think without China providing them food and shit, they're dead. But that's why the news are also pointed at China. Yeah, that doesn't make any goddamn...

All right, all right. Alex actually has more to say. Why, why do... Wait, it's bad. Wait for Alex to finish. Everybody dies. Have they not seen the movie War Games? I think Alex is totally fine with that.

Okay, that's a good point. In 1979, they had over 100 drones continually orbiting the earth with DU Shabo rounds, or basically meteor guns. Now, they're not atomic. They're not nuclear. They're not hydrogen bombs or atomic bombs. They are Shabo's of a classified nature that go into orbit at 15,000 miles an hour with a rocket booster and accelerate to up to 40,000 miles an hour when they hit their target.

You can be 10 miles under a mountain. You're dead. No holes deep enough. And again, you got to be under a mountain because that's cool. You go a mile under at sea level. It's 150 degrees. So you're under a mountain, you're not safe. Nobody's safe.

And that is 1979. That's the superiority of the United States, ladies and gentlemen. And that's what they've got. And they've got advanced stuff up there. Huge weapons platforms. Japanese amateur astronomers are always showing them. They're just basically big floating bases. Not like those tinker toys they put up the International Space Station.

They've got military bases that are basically big platforms with particle beams. Like in the movie Avengers? Tiny pebble projectors that also basically shoot hundreds of thousands of BBs every few seconds out because in space, they don't slow down at missiles when they're coming out. How that works? BB guns up there. That's what they are. They're BB guns, basically.

He's describing like Star Wars technology. Yeah, that's none of that makes any sense. Or would even be possible in 1979. It's all Reagan's wet dream. It's all like that. Yeah, no, that's all made up. Remember whenever we found out that was all made up because it's impossible? Remember when we spent billions of dollars not making that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, wouldn't it be great if we had a space age gun that was in space that could fire bullets? Yeah, but it would be traveling very, very fast and it would be hard to target anything. There's nothing to... No, guns in space. Guns in space. Can't anchor things in space. Exactly.

No, just have it shoot at this place. Sorry. Okay. All that's in space, that's insane. Let's start with the theory of relativity. All right. It's going to be sent at the different distance, at the different speed, and traveling at a different rate of time than the other shit.

If you think you're actually going to hit anything with any accuracy from a made up gun in space, in 1979, you're fucking ridiculous. Even now it's dubious. It's still not possible. But in 79, especially. Anyway. Yeah, no, stupid. Dumb, stupid, dumb, dumb, stupid.

We got to get through the rest of this where Alex goes on to sort of threaten the Chinese. Great, great. Glad to know he's on our side. And they're just, I mean, imagine hundreds of BB guns aiming at the missiles that are going to come out of Russia, come out of China. And so they're going to take those out. Said Russia. They're going to fire cruise missiles in.

And of course, here's the news flash. I'm just going to go ahead and tell you, because I know history and I've studied it. If North Korea moves, China has already been given the call that if you move anything or anything looks like it's warming up on a pad or any submarines pop up in the Pacific Ocean, in the Gulf of Mexico or in the Atlantic Ocean, we're going to have total commitment at that point. Space based weapons are going to kill your entire. City centers population.

There we go. He's describing essentially the worst tragedy that could ever befall the world. He's describing one seventh of the population dying tomorrow. He's describing an insane war crime. So, so what he's saying is that if North Korea does anything. All of China. A billion people will die. All the city centers.

All of them. All of them. Dead indiscriminately civilians. Children. He actually. Women. He goes. Men.

Hold on. Let him. Rich people. Poor people. Everyone. Let the man speak his piece. I'm sorry. We're not going to play games in China.

They're going to kill everybody. Okay. Good. So just understand that China. The communist leaders made jokes about how, oh, we got too many people. Go ahead and hit us. You're going to get hit like you want. Every military target, every city, every factory.

You're going to have 10,000 weapons dropped on you. And by the way, it's going to be a nuclear winner. But I mean, look, leftist want to worship China. They want to worship North Korea. They want to worship Venezuela. No, we don't. No. They want nuclear war.

They're going to get it. No, we don't. Because here's why. We're not going to sit here while you launch missiles first and you catch us with your pants down because you're a bunch of crazy commies. Understand? No.

Now Curtis will not even want to hit China and Russia a long time ago and got vetoed on it. Many people like Bertrand Russell is a big liberals calling for it when the one rural government, those plans got killed because they were immoral. We're dealing with people that are running around, taking over land, threatening to attack us, and saying they're going to nuke us and China's behind it because they're a bunch of belligerent, crazy commies.

So we got to kill everybody in China? That's one way it can go. That makes sense. So that was one of the three scenarios that he sees playing out. I think he was right. Total human destruction. The end of all human life is one of the scenarios he sees playing out. That's the one he spends certainly the most time talking about.

Strange. And he certainly seems to be thrilled about that. But by the way, you should also buy the survival packs. Sure. Get those wipes. These will, you know what? Get underneath your desk. Get these survival packs.

You will make it through a nuclear winter just fine. You got all the freeze dried food you could possibly need and also now he started selling gun holsters. And you know what? You're not going to be very horny with the destruction of all human beings. Fair enough. You know what? You're going to need to get it up and repopulate the human race.

What's that? Super male vitality. Sets the mood. And I hope you don't want osteoporosis to set in. Do you know how you stop that? Bone pills. Bone pills. You fuck bones.

Here's his other scenarios. Could basically, who's under Chinese control, could actually fold and announce a deal to work with the South, like East Germany did, to merge with it. And that horrible family dynasty could be removed. And those entire sickening groups of oppressive generals could all be told they can leave to abstin' shit wherever they like and take your stolen loot.

So there's not to be a nuclear war. Just let them leave. And then send international aid and stabilize the country. Of those poor victims. China can back off now. Yes, those poor victims that we would kill. Recuse itself from what it's been doing. And understand that you might be able to fight with the South China Sea.

You're not going to get to start a nuclear war and not get hit first. So the United States is massively more advanced than China. And China needs to understand that traders inside our government gave you nicks. That shows how crazy this whole thing is. And I know that China's been testing anti-satellite weapons and particle beams and missiles. They've already blown up some of our satellites. So I understand China's got some of its own weapons

and they got some smart people. It's just to understand this. That China has no idea what's going to get rolled out against you. Or how huge the secret space program is. And all the stuff that's been going on for a long time. So just look. The United States and Europe basically invented everything. Not true.

Not true. Everybody over there needs to understand. Globalist men captured Europe. They may have made a deal with China. It's so frustrating. What kind of jerk-off fantasy is that? Have you ever looked- That's disgusting.

I've ever looked into- That's a man saying, how do you even say we're not going to let you start a nuclear war? Because we're going to strike first. That's you saying we're going to start a nuclear war. All these poor victims. Again, they're using that language of like people who could be helped by humanitarian aid.

But you know if things go wrong, we're going to kill all of them. All of them. It's not okay. No. None of that is okay. None of it even makes any sense. His foreign policy would get all of us murdered immediately. Even if we agreed that the Chinese government was our enemy.

Even if we agreed with that. Which we don't. The idea of killing all of their people is disgusting. You know what? Here's the thing. And this is why I needed to play that clip through. Because we're not taking that out of context. He's not saying-

No. He's not saying something that like- He's openly advocating the murder of billions of people. Not advocating, but just saying that this is the most likely scenario. And we're justified in doing it. And we're not. We're absolutely not. No.

It's horrifying. It is something of a teachable situation now for the American people to go. You shouldn't attack us because our president and our government is fucking insane. We're people. Do you know how we've treated so many other countries? Because their government is insane. We're like, oh well that's fine if we kill their people. Their people are the enemy.

Yeah. And it's not. Hopefully we'll be able to come out the other end. If we get attacked for Trump, we're all gonna rightfully be like, no dude we did everything. We don't want that. Oh I get it now. Oh you know what? It's exactly like that.

It's exactly like fucking red dawn. Like the whole point is look at the point of view of somebody being invaded. Wouldn't you be on their side? Isn't it all about you being like, hey these fuckers invading us are bad, right? So think about that for two seconds. Maybe when you're invading somebody, you're the bad guy. You consider that? Maybe you're the bad guy.

Think about that as a possibility. America is the bad guy now. We were the bad guy a while back, but we could pretend not. Now we are 100% the bad guy. Agreed. Also Jordan, have you ever looked into the secret space program that Alex is talking about? I have not looked into the secret space program. I highly recommend.

Because the budget is not there for even a regular space program. I would love for us to, if people donate to the show and shit, I would love for us to do like some bonus episodes about like Project Camelot. Project Camelot. Have you ever heard of them? Of course not. They have a YouTube. I've heard of regular Camelot.

There's this lady. King Arthur, Lancelot, Gala had Guinevere. The whole shebang. There's this lady who does like interviews with people who claim to have, you know, contact with aliens and shit like that. And she's interviewed a number of people. I can't remember anyone's name except for this guy named Andrew Basiago. Cause that's the name you remember.

He sticks out in my head because it's a fun name. But then also because he claims that when he was younger, he was in the secret program that involved time travel and stargates. And when he was younger, he time traveled with Barack Obama. There's all the, I want to meet this man. He also claims I want to meet this man. I want to marry him. I want to discover his secrets.

And then I want to find out that it's a lot like that movie where that lady married a time traveler, the time traveler's wife. He also claims that he has like, he's like a half dolphin warrior, which I don't exactly know what that means. And you can't disprove. I can't. You can't disprove that. Like I, I know there'd have to be some kind of new genetic test for that.

I know that Alex thinks he has better sources, but he doesn't. He does not. These are the people who have come forward and say like, I was part of this secret space program. We have time travel technology. If you listen to this project, Camelot, they interview these people for like two hours. Jesus.

And because they are so, what's the word on board? It's just, they tell these bizarre, obviously not true stories. Know what? There's no grilling going on. Does it seem like they believe the stories? Sometimes. Yeah. I think, I think Edward Basiago believes the stories he's telling.

And you know, that's, that's some, like what's, what's the edge between you need help and you actually time traveled with Barack Obama? Well, the edges that didn't happen. Okay. That's the edge. Yeah. All right. The needing help thing is I want to be supportive.

If people didn't believe based on these people, these clearly insane people's word, that there was a secret space program that involved colonies and space and time travel and shit like that. Right. If people didn't believe them, then they wouldn't need help. They were just sitting alone in their house and they believed those things. And they just had like this fun fantasy that they were living. Yeah.

That's fine. Maybe it's not the most gratifying existence, but you can do what you do. The difference between winding up in a mental institution and not is having a syndicated radio show or being allowed on a slightly popular alien based YouTube channel. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, this, this episode goes on. We have another long clip coming up, but in the meantime, we have a couple of short clips insulting Angela Merkel.

Let's get back to the really important news here. That's just the German trader that opened them up to the whole UN plan to colonize Europe with Muslims. And now Turkey says we're in a holy war. We have a group that will burn down everything inside your cities. If you don't submit and Merkel's literally saying, yes, submit to Turkey. See, she's allied with the Muslims, folks. What a pathetic scumbag.

Nope. None of that's true. Not true. Merkel's very much not that. Here's another clip. The global is trying to bully Russia into giving up sovereignty. Not happening. United States not happening because we have President Trump.

That might be an unfortunate sentence. Linking Russian sovereignty and American sovereignty to Trump. Oh, very revealing. Oh, here it is. The press conference ongoing. Trump doesn't shake hands with Merkel during photo op. They get ready to have their press conference. That's up on drudgerport.com and info wars.com, as well as our backup site,

presidentplanet.com. President Trump did not extend his hand to shake German Chancellor Merkel's Friday Oval Office. Photo op. A courtesy he usually extends to foreign leaders, business lineups. Well, she is literally an Islamist agent. So, I mean, he really shouldn't do that, right? Literally is a tough word there. What a prick.

What a prick. That's unbelievable. Yep. Unfucking fathomable. Yep. Also, boy, I don't know if, I don't know if Merkel's face. I don't know if there's anything more indicative of how we view Trump than Merkel's face. That video is so, so uncomfortable.

When he said, when he said, not just, not just the one where they didn't shake hands and Trump looked like a fucking four year old. Yeah. Crying like a little bitch. The fucking press and Merkel both being like, do you want to have a handshake? Yeah. And him just being like, I'm, now I'm doing fucking Alex Jones. No, him being Trump in that Trump is a giant pussy.

And, and but, but the, the face that she made, there are those pictures you see of the face she made once Trump said, you were wiretapped by Obama. I guess that's something we have in common when she turns and looks at him with that face of pure rage and hatred of like, even I know you're a fucking liar about that. I don't even need into, you're lying and I'm here standing next to you, giving you some sort of platform to continue lying about that. I'm forced because of the office to stand here. Exactly.

And man, he could do such irreparable damage to our standing. And he's already done irreparable damage. But hopefully like, if we can get him. Not, not him. Not him. 02:00:58,800 --> 02:00:59,360 We have. We have.

We have. That's us. Most of us voted for that fuck face. And that's because of all this shit. No, that's true. Good point. A very, not even a plurality voted for that fuck face. So, and because of the weird rules of our fucking dumb country, now we have him.

And we're done. We're done. We're done. We have one extremely long clip we've got to get to. Okay. I'll try not to shout at everybody through it. But before we do that, I have to skip one of these clips. It's about how a laptop was stolen from a secret service car.

I remember that. That included the blueprints and escape plans for the Trump Tower. Alex pretends that this is Obama's doing. Of course. And that it's Obama's people. It's a false flag. He's like, I got to go inside job on this one. Makes perfect sense.

That's a great quote for you. I looked into it and it turns out that every secret service computer is deeply encrypted. So no one could get any information off of it. And every laptop that is owned by the secret service, every device that is owned by the secret service can be wiped remotely. Oh. So if it is something that is in hands that they can't get back, they've already wiped it. That's really smart.

Yeah. It's almost like- Because they're the secret service. It's almost like they have a half an idea what they're doing. They have contingency plans. Interesting. Yeah. So that's a non-story.

Good. Whoever stole it doesn't have the blueprints to Trump Tower just because it was on the computer. You know what I like about that? That is both competent and not aggressive. I like it when those two things go together. Yeah, defense is a strong offense. Now this- Why'd you stare at me?

I don't know. I didn't know what to say back to that. So now this clip is just fun. We already know the conclusion of it, but it is just illustrating again how biased Alex is about Trump. Okay. I worry about Trump so much. It was almost like good when he did something wrong. Like, oh, he's not perfect.

I won't feel as bad if something happens because he was halfway supporting the Paul Ryan plan, which he is now falling apart and Rand Pauls is going to the top. That's great. I mean, it's just crazy how good he is. And then to see the lies, it hurts me. And I'm not actually glad, you know, he's done some things that aren't perfect. It's just like almost you're expecting something bad. You're expecting like him to compromise or something.

He just doesn't do it. I remember him to be a rapist. And then doesn't shake Merkel's hand. That's even better. Yikes. Oh boy. Yeah. Lovely.

You expect him to compromise and then he doesn't do it. That's awesome. No, we do expect him to compromise. That's kind of the game. 100% we expect him to. Big part of the game. 100%. I personally expect my leader to recognize that we live within a world.

Do you mean a world with differing opinions and backgrounds? And then we don't have control of other countries. Cultural ideas. Yeah. It's 100%. Yeah. That whole thing. I think there's a...

And that we have to find a way to live together. There are cultural compromises that need to be made. And that's what tolerance is really about. This point's been made a thousand fucking times. But tolerance isn't for things that you're okay with. Tolerance is for things that you tolerate. So like whenever you talk about tolerating North Korea. And she's like, I'm against Kim Jong-un now and ill before.

Right. But I'm fine. I'm against all the Kim Jong's. I'm fine tolerating it as a situation in the world. And I'm only halfway okay with Ken Jong. And that's not even just because it's close. Yeah. Yeah.

But like that's what tolerating. Tolerating is. Yeah. Is that like I'm against this thing. I accept it as a place in the world. We are not able to really solve the situation without the nuclear war that Alex described earlier. And that would be a much unpreferred option. Right.

So we tolerate the situation as it is now. Until such a time a better opportunity arises for us to fix things. That's what tolerance is about. That's what compromise is about. Mind bogglingly complicated situation. Like people mad at the Iran deal. The nuclear Iran deal. Where it's like.

We gave them money. Yeah. And it's like. That was their money. It makes so much sense. It's such a perfect encapsulation of here's the bad thing. Here's another bad thing. Here's another bad thing.

Here's a good thing. We can't do that one either. We're trying not to do all the bad things. Here's what we're going to do. The best possible thing that we can to get the best possible outcome that we know of. Yeah. Like all of the times like the thing about those outcomes that should be way more amazing to people than is regularly thought about.

Is how the law of unintended consequences is not bad in those situations. Like the Iran deal. Right. The unintended consequences of that deal are really negligible. Right. 02:05:47,680 --> 02:05:53,600 Like there's the fear from us on the or the fear from the right in the United States of like. Whatever it is they say.

They're going to get nukes. Yeah. They're barking and nonsense. They're going to destroy Israel. And then there's the fear of the hard right in Iran which is full on like. Holy war. They're coming to kill us. But but overall it's just everybody on the most part has been like.

No this is probably good. This is probably okay. And nobody's gone crazy. Well from if you go too far in either direction in that deal everybody's fucked. Each side legitimately gets what their primary goal is. Yeah. We get Iran you can't have nukes. Right.

We got that with this deal. Yep. They wanted their the ability to create sustainable and powerful energy sources. Yep. And they wanted their money that we stole from them back and they got those things. So it's so so it's kind of like it's kind of like a prisoner's dilemma situation. But it doesn't it doesn't solve everything or an articulated prisoners dilemma is probably the better way if you want to look at it through the prism of game theory.

Like maybe that's a negative one outcome. Right. I would say that's probably a instead of a I would say that's a plus one plus one outcome. I listen. Yeah. Here's the argument I want to make. Okay. I think it's possible it's a negative one negative one outcome.

If you look at it through the prism of people who like the Iranians who want nukes this is a negative one outcome for them. Well that's a negative a thousand outcome for them. But but just hear me out. I'm hearing you from our end to the people who want to go to war with them and don't want them to have any capability. This is a negative one outcome for them. Right.

Or they just want us to impose our will on them to not have nukes. Right. That's still a negative one outcome for them. Right. Now the reality is one of the other outcomes is out and out war. Right. And that's a negative 20 outcome for both of us. So a negative one outcome is super preferable.

If we're playing DND that is a critical failure. But it's a super preferable scenario. People don't realize that sometimes a slight loss is a huge win. When we talk about this North Korea it's still not a slight loss. But it appears to be is what I'm saying to them. You have that negative one connotation to it. Yeah. And it's the same thing with putting up with North Korea.

And it sucks that the people there are living in the terrible conditions they are. Right. It we should never turn a blind eye to that. We should never make that OK. But the outcome of us fighting with them is way worse. Yeah. It is way way worse because Kim Jong-un Kim Jong-il as well before he died had no compunction about the idea of killing his own civilians.

Nope. So they I mean well we're not even fucking dealing with Syria. We're part of the problem in Syria. Absolutely. I mean you look at mosque. Yeah. You look at fucking Eritrea which is got the same basic political situation as North Korea. But because they're not such a preferable pronunciation to Eritrea Eritrea because

they're not fucking nuclear capable or at least they're not protected by China. Nobody fucking gives a shit like we can't do all the stuff. Yeah. And what we focus our energy on it. We're Jordan we're in the weeds. Everybody's trying their best except for people who work for and with Trump. It seems like they're doing everything possible to screw everybody. Yep.

Look let's get out of the weeds. OK. We got to get to this last. Dude we got to stop being policy wonks. We're such wonks. This last clip is long as shit. OK. But it's worth it because fucking strap in this to me is a roller coaster ride that I

could Alex at one point says that he could teach a college course about what's going on. I guarantee I could teach a college course about this clip. OK. Actually I couldn't. Are we going to how how I couldn't. I couldn't but I can sum it up in one sentence. OK. How many interruptions do I get.

You want to you want to put them on the board. I think we should put them on the board that way I get that way in the back of my mind I'm like is this worth an introduction. You get three. I get three. Yeah. I knew you were going to go with the three strikes. I go for just because I don't like

baseball. That's boring. All right. Anyway this clip starts with Alex still mad about Alec Baldwin. Of course. And again this is a week. Wonderful. This is a light.

This is a light of delight. Yes. So he's still mad about that and he's complaining but then he gets interrupted by one of his producers and chaos ensues. No he gets interrupted. Yeah. And does this the the whole place burns down. It's it's a mad house.

OK. It's great. OK. They're just all over the news in newspaper comment sections going. Why does Alex Jones think blacks aren't humans. Why does Alex Jones think that whites are superior. Because Alec Baldwin to more than 10 million viewers that's what the ratings are out. That's a big audience.

By the way when he was last complaining about Saturday Night Live he was like they have a million viewers. Now it's 10 million because he wants to play the victim hard. Of course. 10 million people saw him slander me. Yeah. Well whenever it's whenever it's no big deal it's oh it's only a million people saw him whenever I'm the victim. 10 million people think this.

Yeah. That doesn't count for one of your interruptions. I know. Told a bunch of suggestible dumb people. That I told Donald Trump that blacks aren't human. That was Alec Baldwin that was not the president and I did not say that. We all know. And I know our audience goes yeah tell us something we don't know Alex is that a joke.

No people believe it. That's why I'm angry at Alec Baldwin. I wouldn't read something like that. I wouldn't get up on air if they paid me all that money and say lies about Alec Baldwin. I would not say you know Alec Baldwin is a serial rapist. He just comes up with his own lies. Yeah he's he's very clearly. I think I might have cut right at the wrong time.

He doesn't need help on that one. Hold on. That wasn't true. Hey Alex. This is Nico popping in on air. We were just given a a clip by Kit with a New York Times writer. Insinuating that we are the pregenitors of the wiretapping story

and that Trump picked it up from us. Whoa whoa whoa We have the New York Times January 20th on inauguration when they said wiretapping the headline and that's where Trump got that from. Plus it's admitted Wow next level.

I just they bragged during the they bragged when he was president elected they were surveilling him you know flashback New York Times admits wiretaps used against Trump but on Salazar had screenshots of it scrolled down yeah

This story is from the 19th Wait what? What what are you gonna do about it? I'm confused. So so the the the the producer comes on yeah and he says the New York Times is saying that infowars is the progenitor of the the idea.

Yes. So what why Trump tweeted all that stuff. Right. Which was based on a Breitbart article. Right. Not necessarily that. But they were saying that infowars pushed this stuff. We're gonna get to the we're gonna get to the CNN interview

in question. He's gonna play it and do some of his trademark media criticism. Right. But but right now he's saying it's next level because the the New York Times because they're accusing him of fake news

or because they're attributing what he knows is the truth to him. He's so dumb that he thinks he's being gaslit. Like he doesn't understand like earlier. This is why I wanted to make a big point of that McDonald's piece. Yeah. He didn't read the article.

Of course. He just read the headline and teed off on it. He didn't know what the context was. He thought it was Obama's old guy Gibbs. Mr Gibbs. And then he just created an entirely false narrative about the story when he started reading it on air.

He realized oh shit. All right. This is a situation where there is a headline on the March or January 19th issue of the New York Times. January 19th. Yeah.

This goes back that far. OK. So it's breaking news to them. It doesn't. All right. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm getting you bogged down. I'm sorry. Let's let Alex play it out and try and figure out the case. And then I will come in like Hercule Poirot. I would have gone with a Nick and Nora. But fine.

Let's do that. Dear you. I am a Belgian. And I'm proud. I don't know if I'm Belgian. Yeah. Let's put that full screen for folks in NHD for TV viewers.

Radio listeners. There is wiretap data using an inquiry of Trump aides. And then they use these games and go well he's told GSGQ in England is where the main hubs go through for the U.S. and England. So we always use foreigners

to tap Americans. And then we tap the foreigners then we share the data. That's how we get around the so-called law of spying on our own people. That was in Congress 10 years ago. I told you 20 years ago.

Not just what I thought was going on. Boy I'd be king of the world if I could just magically know. They admit it. So at this point he's talking about the idea that the British spy on us and we spy on the British that quid pro quo thing

we were talking about earlier which is not true. No I think I don't think he's talking about that in this particular instance. He is. From what I understand what he's thinking.

Oh is that what he's talking about. Yeah he is. Because I I mean he's you know with the Snowden revelations there the idea well like the NSA is not allowed to spy domestically. Yes.

What they are allowed to do is spy on foreign communicates and because sometimes those do come domestically they use that as like their gray area to then spy on domestic. You're already too nuanced for what Alex is saying.

Good point. Already too nuanced. Fair enough. The reason I paused it was I wanted to point out that he's talking about this like spying and like all that came out I was telling you that 20 years ago.

Right. I didn't I didn't cut anything. This is exactly what he says next. OK. It's it has nothing to do with what he's talking about. They accidentally leaked in the

90s during a debate on C-Span about the smart pebble and a bunch of other terms for the super high powered small uranium rounds that they fire out like a machine gun at missiles you know they're coming up into space and then preparing to go go go back

into the atmosphere and hit their target. Well you just sit there with those and then they don't slow down in the atmosphere. They just accelerate out and then take out their target. He's he's got nothing to say about

the actual intelligence stuff. What is he talking about. Exactly he's gone back to these space BB's because he has nothing. He has no idea what he's talking about. He's like oh we got a screenshot of this article but he

doesn't know in his heart what or in his head what the article was actually even about so he can't discuss it. No that's there's what what is he even talking about. He's just he's just desperately grabbing for whatever piece of

information was fresh in his mind. Yeah because he was talking about the North Korea stuff earlier. So now we've got to go back to space BB's. Okay how it was revealed in 1990 whatever all this stuff. So he had like a 404 not found and

hit back and just there we are. It's irrelevant to the matter at hand. Right. Desperately waiting for one of these dudes just talking to his ear and giving some information. Gotcha. That's a hundred percent what's

going on. Okay. For a large one it doesn't lose any of its force and cut through miles of rock but small ones cut through missiles and warheads. Again that wasn't my opinion. That's a fact because that got leaked

and I talked to the former head of Star Wars about a Dr. Bob um before he died obviously. George looks. But now I'm told I guess it's on you know the New York Times and everywhere else that we are to blame. At that point someone had talked into

his ear. Yeah. He's like okay I've got a couple more details to what's going on. Oh shit. 02:17:50,240 --> 02:17:52,320 And that he gets it from us and again they act like we're the most discredited

thing in the world. They lie about what we say and do then they connect it to Trump to try to hurt him. Listen we do a show where we we're now at over two hours talking about Alex Jones and all of this has been lies. Yep.

So I don't need I don't need to make stuff up to discredit you Alex. You are just a liar. All of this is lies. Every single person you have as a guest on your show. I'm going back through my notes and I don't see the only thing that's true

so far is that I think K-Blaze did release an album. Probably. We have no proof. It's not digital. No no he is giving it out to people. He's a guy on the street giving out mixtapes.

Basically. That's fine. Yeah. That's fine. Good on K-Blaze. So but also. Got to get that hustle on. Let's be super fair to Alex.

North Korea isn't cool. North Korea. There's another thing that's true. So he's saying these true things but mixed in with the untrue things are that we should nuke them. Anyway. This goes in with the untrue things

are nuclear destruction. He says a bunch of other bullshit and then he gets to this clip where he gets back to because he spins his wheels for a while while they try to like feed him the information and they go to break and then now we're back with the legit media criticism

of this CNN clip that the producer gotten his ear and was talking about. And we're back. I am going to call this segment media criticism when you can't read. The top story today isn't that North Korea is threatening to nuke and that we're having to you know deal with them.

It's that Trump has apologized to England. No they just said look okay we don't call it wiretap it's intercepts. So this is his big. Oh it's intercepts. This is his big gotcha moment is that like oh they oh it's supposed to be a

different word. That's right right. Oh yeah guys I'm sorry I said the wrong word not you're I'm lying out my fucking face. Yeah so they're playing games with semantics. Everybody knows everything's spied on.

Sheen the movie snowton they're not denying that. Sheen well you can't deny what's I thought that the big data dump would be more successful and it was still big just a week or the reason it wasn't more successful is that when people poured over the

vault seven stuff. There wasn't anything there. Well I mean it was only ideas and techniques that could be used. There was no evidence that they actually did use them most of the things that were the most salacious things like your TV is spying on you

also included that you needed to put a USB stick into the computer in order to use it as a spy device. Right so all this stuff. That would be very suspicious if you went home and you saw a USB stick in your TV and you're like hold on a second.

Do I have showtime now is that what's going on there. I recognize that I'm quoting John Oliver but I did also look it up so I may I confirmed this right the way to stop that is unplug your TV. Oh shit that's the way to get around that.

No so they they beat us again so if they won't if it weren't for you damn kids. Alex is so sad about this guy who he once called Hillary's butt plug being his vault seven release not being effective. It's because there wasn't a lot of

information in there that really mattered. No. There was no smoking gun. There was no proof that anything actually happened. There was just workarounds. Right.

Which is still fucked up but it's not it's not that it's a lot of it was already public. Yeah a lot of this stuff seems like like it seemed like a lot of what was leaked is the same thing. If you were a comedy writer and you were in the writer's room for for like

a show like John Oliver if you leaked all of their writer's notes you'd see a bunch of shit and you'd be like whoa that's a terrible joke. You're like that's the whole thing like it's a bunch of shit that's released that didn't get made. Yeah it was just a bunch of guys in a

writer's room throwing shit at the wall hoping for the best. Yeah. So anyway Alex is really bummed out about that. Of course. Gonna have to go vault seven thousands and thousands of pages of admissions

of how they're sabotaging our own infrastructure by man on Russia. Nope. Now they've got kill switches and most of the appliances cracking and listening and watching us. Nope. And how they're surveilling all this

garbage. 02:22:18,960 --> 02:22:20,400 Paid it when the government turns out to be a toaster. Oh no it's crazy. No one listens to the president elect. When he was president elect folks under law they listened to all his

calls to foreign governments. Man it's just media hoaxing and then getting even republican leadership to get scared. He should have known that. And then they come in to the attorney general and they go sir we're compromising the entire spy grid.

We're the you know the DEA spy grid all of it. We have to come out and say the president wasn't being listened to. And sessions through the president under the bus. I love Senator Sessions he's done a great job but man I tell you he's

really really getting intimidated. You're the only guy not getting intimidated out there's Donald Trump. The rest of that administration you ain't a crook son you're just a shook one. Mob deep motherfuckers. Also didn't intimidate me. Grudge didn't intimidate and believe

me this is not some boys club that I want to be only a few people. Yes it is. The country needs to grow testicles. Grow some testicles Jordan. Get a big dork. Only big dicks through the world. I personally looked up a few weeks ago

when this latest fiasco got launched. And I pulled up the Washington Post New York Times LA Times associated press CNN going oh Trump's been caught we've got the intercepts we've got the surveillance we've got the wiretaps using the improper term. Yeah we got the transcripts of a bunch

of Trump people talking to the Russians and talking about all this illegal stuff too. Months later they don't release it they go we never said we had that you're insane you have no memory that never happened boom show them the New York Times again.

And then Trump's people finally get it they go oh then you don't call it wiretap they haven't had that since the 80s yeah. It's intercepts it's it's the old terms of wiretapper you go put a recorder hooked on to the copper wire that no that's not what this is.

At this point he's flashing up this New York Times headline and it says wiretap data used to like an investigation of Trump aides so even the headline has nothing to do with Trump being wiretapped no has everything to do with specifically Carter Page Paul Manafort and Roger Stump.

Those guys. Now if you read the actual article that's attached to that headline. I can't imagine why you would do that. It very specifically lays out this as we have no indication that this has anything to do with Trump. Also even in the article to be super

fair they say there's no indication that this has anything to do with the Trump campaign. Right. They just say that these communications between these Trump surrogates had been intercepted. They don't say how it had been

intercepted. Probably through that FISA court. Yep. Probably through interceptions of foreign actors. Legitimately. Most likely. You can't get a FISA court.

What's the word I'm looking for. You can't get them to sign off on a warrant unless the person in question is suspected of being a foreign agent. Well and again that like since the fight since the yeah exactly. Since the FISA court has been. So the fact that they said that a

multiple warrants were denied through the FISA court should be the biggest like oh maybe there's nothing to this because the FISA court is a rubber stamp court. Right. Generally. Like those those denials probably

amount to a total of the 10 total FISA has been very large. Yeah. There's so it's so impossible for the FISA court to deny something that it had to have either been something that should be hidden or that had nothing to it.

Right. But then to agree after two denials that also means something. Then there's then there's definitely something there as well. Because if the third one was just as flimsy then they would have had just as easy time saying get this out of

here. So the third time obviously there was something. It is a charm. Yeah. Anyway. I can't wait for this. This is so great.

I love it when Alex Jones listens to CNN clips. And this is his belligerent ass. It's great. Okay. Wiretap data. That's the New York Times putting that

02:26:36,960 --> 02:26:39,120 But see they don't want us to have a show. They don't want Raj to have a platform because they don't want us to do one thing. It's called a memory. It's called show you the facts. Show you the money.

That's why they hate me. And that's why we are now an enemy number uno. It is not why they hate him. No. And it's just again like back at that McDonald's story when he's complaining about everyone thinking he's fake news

while lying about a story he's talking about. This is just such juicy like it just they that's why they hate me because I have a memory for things that aren't true. Right. It's like I remember all this bullshit.

I said you're teasing this too much. We got to get into this. I got to I got to hear this bullshit. Here is the known CIA officer. And one of the richest men in America. He's talking about Anderson Cooper. I just want to be clear. He interned at the CIA and Anderson

Cooper is not one of the richest. He actually is super rich. No shit. Yeah. His mom was one of the Vanderbilt's. No fucking way. Yeah. He's Anderson Cooper is super rich.

He's worth at least 100 million dollars. All the double fuck Anderson Cooper. Yeah. But I'll give a shit. Why is he on TV? Super rich fucking get a different job. Well one thing that I think is just be rich on a fucking island somewhere.

Other people need work. One thing that's admirable about him I think is that he could have just done that. And instead he had a calling to do something else. So he hosted the mole which again wasn't a good show. Not a good show. And then he got into journalism. Wait he hosted the mole.

Yeah. No. That was Mark Wahlberg. He hosted the celebrity mole. All right. Now I'm back on his side again. The aired one of the largest fortunes in the world. Anderson Cooper.

Waging war against America. The president. The nationalist movement. And myself and my family. Here he is. That's heard. What do you make of the White House citing your article as part of?

Just to back up. They teach these guys the look of confidence and they do Q score testing to look confident. Can you imagine looking like more of a. You know what he didn't grant. I'm just to look on that New York Times guy who's clearly an operative. Just look at the arrogance.

And he's just because they think is there in some agency that they've arrived and just look at him just. I mean I can't even do that smug face just because it's kind of feminine. It's okay. Whoops. Need to have a big dick to report the news. Whoops.

Also he's a feminine. He's got to be CIA. Oh he's arrogant. He's a feminine. He doesn't even look like a real man. I wouldn't suck his dick. He looks fine. I don't know.

Looks like a guy. Looks like a person. I'm Yule Brenner. And I'm playing the part of Pharaoh in the new film coming out by Cecil B DeMille. He's doing this because the guy is bald. He's just launched into a Yule Brenner impression because the guy is bald.

That's it. That's all that's going on here. And it goes on for quite a while. Enjoy. It's the biggest budget in history. It's called the 10 Commandments starring Charlton Eston. I'm Yule Brenner. And whatever you do, don't smoke.

I'm Yule Brenner. And whatever you do, don't smoke. Be a traitor to the country. Well, who is this ding dong? So let's go to another arrogant. I could look out the little beard too. And then he's little, little, all these weirdos that they dug up to come on.

And like pansy around with Anderson Cooper. Here it is. Yes, heard. What do you make of the White House citing your article as part of the evidence? I mean, it's, it's, it's getting bizarre at this point. Oh, it's getting bizarre. I'll back it up again.

Eight seconds. Pressure. It's, it's. Eight seconds, ladies and gentlemen. I mean, it's getting bizarre. I mean, the president claims he was wire capped when there was literally hundreds of front page papers saying it.

I mean, he's so crazy. I think it's all over. I mean, here, back to him. So again, just let's, let's marinate in this. I wanted to wait until the end to really explain why Alex is full of shit, but I think it might be more fun. Wait, we, then you, then we've got a lot more podcasts to do if you want to explain why Alex.

I meant in this specific case. Okay. Like this guy wrote the article in the New York Times. Yes. He's a writer. And he's going on to Anderson Cooper. Like a writer would do. And the reason that he's discussing this is his position,

which I happen to agree with a hundred percent. Okay. Is that he wrote this article about how there were intercepts related to Trump aides. Again, Manafort, Page Stone. Yep. These things. Trump has cited that article repeatedly in interviews

and in those tweets as evidence that Obama wanted to wiretap Trump Tower, which did not happen in any sense of the words, a hundred percent. In any, if you take the meaning of any one of those words and then apply them, none of them are true. He used the fact that the New York Times used the word wiretap in their headline as evidence that that's what he was talking about.

Which, again, goes back to Alex not reading stories. Gotcha. He only reads the headlines or skims and is like, I have a brief understanding whether it's like. Yep. Yep. And he gets so mad that he knows what's going on, but he doesn't know what the article actually says.

If he read it, it would have said, this might not have anything to do with Trump himself. It might not have anything to do with the Trump campaign. That's in the actual article. So hold on. What kind of surreal alternate universe would like, would we live in if Alex Jones actually read article? Thoughtful Alex Jones.

Oh, it would be a better world. It would be a better world. Yeah. We wouldn't have to do this podcast. Either that or there would just be somebody else who would take his place. Yeah, probably. There's always going to be.

Have you considered that the wheel of time is unending? Yeah. We were destined to fight forever. This is what is going on. Me and Alex Jones are destined to fight forever. There will always be the pendulum swinging back and forth. Me and Alex Jones are basically like Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens. That's a wrestling reference for my nerd fans.

All right. All right. But the point is this guy, Alex doesn't let him really speak to the point where he can get this out. But his argument is that we wrote this story and then right wing blogs picked it up. And the president referenced it as evidence without engaging with what the story actually said,

which is the 100% truth and it's Alex's MO. Yeah. So he actually says info wars, which is what sets Alex off on a fucking tizzy. But his argument is right. This Matt Rosenberg, he is totally right. That is what happened. They wrote this article.

Info wars wrote an article lying about what their article said. Trump responded to that. And then now we're here. So Rosenberg told the truth. Yes. And that's where he went wrong. Absolutely. Because he didn't realize there were.

He didn't realize the truth is bad. But now, now that we know the full picture, let's enjoy just marinating and Alex being so sure he's right when if you watch the CNN clip, it is proof that he's wrong. Let's dance this dance. It's getting bizarre at this point. Because we've said it very clearly. And I said on your show that that's not what the story said.

Anybody can read the story and see that's not what it said. It also does. We have the cover of the newspaper. Put it back on screen for TV viewers. New York Times, January 22, something. And then we have the day before the day after. We have it all. You have the intercepts.

You recorded it all. You recorded Tumptower. Tumptower. But you're hoping you're the viewers of CNN are the types that don't go look this up. No, you are. But they're scared like, what if they start looking it up? They find Alex Jones is exploding.

Shut him down. Shut him up. If we don't take down the lead elephant, if we don't get Jones and fast. This is the top of the Democratic Party. Right now, I don't want to take you down. Alex, we're we're the closest people who pay attention to you enough to maybe want to take you down.

We don't. Do you know? Do you know how little they want to take you down? I legitimately. No one listens to our. We have hundreds of listeners. Yes. No, that's true.

But like we are probably the most sincere opposition to Alex that exists. The Democratic Party does not give a fuck about you, bro. Does not care. If they did, God, we would be paid so much more. Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. We would be paid in the ones of dollars.

Yeah. If if if Soros Soros Soros if George Soros gave a fuck about you, he would be paying my rent. Oh, yeah. My man. He ain't. So goddamn, that's that's the cold. God damn paid protesters.

Yeah. We are confirmed. We have moles are meeting on how to take us down right now. You're going to see probably moving the next few weeks. So also I'm sorry. The I paused at the wrong time. He was saying that he has moles in the Democratic Party, not celebrity moles.

Cheap shot. Cheap shot. He also does. Cheap shot. He also doesn't have moles. Why where would you even put moles in the Democratic Party? I'm an undercover patriot. Where what like in the in the DNC?

Like you got moles there. Like, hey, bro, I also like socialized medicine. Tell me about what Pelosi's thinking. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Pelosi isn't insane. How about her? Oh, yeah.

You know what? She totally doesn't believe that Bush is still the president. How about you? What do you think? I'm totally fitting in on his lapel. He's got a mic. Hey, youngins, you like marijuana, don't you? He's so stupid.

Because they just don't know what to do because I will show you the New York Times. Let's skip the break. We might be here soon. So it doesn't even matter. Oh, OK. Good. Seriously.

This is it. Good. Let's start at the beginning and I'm not going to interrupt. I'm sorry. Let's go back to Anderson Cooper and this New York Times guy sitting there trying to look like Lex Luthor. Do you think he interrupts? He's not going to interrupt, right?

Do you want to keep account or do or should I? Yeah, I think it's on you. OK. Ready? Acting tough. Here it is. Yes, heard. What do you make of the White House citing your article as part of the evidence?

I mean, it's getting bizarre at this point because we've said it very clearly and I said on your show that that's not what the story said. Anybody can read the story and see that's not what it said. And so there's this bizarre circular thing happening where the president cites a theory that he was wiretapped. I can't handle it. Pause again. Twenty-two seconds, ladies and gentlemen.

Not bad. Twenty-two seconds. That's a new record. That was our article or Paul Watson article. I want the crew. I'll do it myself. I've got a great crew, but I want to show like 30, 40 articles. I've already done it before with the Washington Post and New York Times where they said,

we have intercepts. We have transcripts. We know they had Russian context. Again, he's probably just talking about misrepresenting headlines for 30 articles. And based on what we know of what he thinks the news is, it could include Breitbart or Zero Hedge or any of these other wingding outlets. Yeah.

So yeah, go ahead, Alex. Great. You can put 30 articles together. It doesn't mean anything. None of those articles are, they don't follow journalistic standards. Which is the disappointment in and of itself. The fact that he can put together 30 articles really bums everybody out. Well, I was putting together.

We should all be bummed out by that. I was putting together the like citations for the last episode. And we were talking about that Iowa basketball team. Yeah, racial slurs, racial slurs. The kids like when Michelle Obama said honky. Right. The kids were forced to apologize. And one of the things they were not forced to apologize.

02:38:41,680 --> 02:38:42,640 But that was the story. Yes. The one of the things I did was I linked to tons of conservative blogs that ran with the story. And it was like not offensive, but it was shocking to me how many there were. There was, I had to not include all of them. Yeah. Because it would have been too many links.

It was like on the front page of Google, it was like 50 blogs. Just like really these dumb kids. That's I think that it's unpatriotic to wear American flag colors. It's insane. Now, with our knowledge of the Cambridge Analytica stuff. Great question. Do you think I would have the same Google search results if I searched it?

It's anyone's guess. Like you have those because you're in that world. Yeah, they're they're trying to tell you what you think, which is interesting. So so their whole thing is that they can by looking at like by analyzing the number of different things that you like on Facebook and on and how many searches and all of that stuff. Yeah. Like what must they think of you with your researching the the insanity like pink. They must think you're insane, right?

It's just Cambridge Analytica must look at you and be like, what the fuck is happening with this guy? A lot of a lot of pornography. Yeah. A lot of Alex Jones, which is the same thing. Listening to Bosgags. Avril Lavigne, Lana Del Rey. Right.

It's very confusing. A lot of old Steely Dan. Sure. Yeah, they've got to be. I'm a riddle to them. Mine is just he's probably got a black thing. This kid is depressed. All right, let's get through this.

There were headlines like cloakroom bug to catch Russians just last year. I mean, it was full on. They were on the news saying we need the Justice Department to investigate Trump and to surveil him. This is six months ago about his Russian connections. And then they did it. And now these agencies are all covering their ass lying up the chain of command, saying something that all of us heard him say thousands of times.

Thousands. So that's our job here at Info Wars is to get the clips. And I'm giving the listeners the listeners to go find these two. But we need you met because we're overwhelmed here, but there's so much of it. Just search Democrats. Congress call for investigation into Russian ties. The thing is, it gets exhausting when you're lying. You know, this isn't that hard for me.

Him, him just, him just saying that made me think like we're, if Info Wars was honest, like all the things that he says he's doing is basically what you do. Yeah. And I'm just here to provide color commentary. Like I'm the Phil Sims of this broadcast. Now the downside. You're the one doing all the work. And I just, I don't have a fake source and word poetry about nonsense.

Right. But I mean, it's, you know, you can't have a play by play without color. You know, that's, that's how it goes. But yeah, you're, you're doing the job that Alex Jones says he's doing. And weirdly enough, it turns out he's not doing that job. Well, and he has millions of dollars. I have a nine to five job. That's true.

Which kind of gives you an idea of where we are at with reality in the current political climate. To be fair, we've only been doing the show for like two or three months. That's true. It's, it's not that like, we, we haven't really only been that long. I'm sorry. Trump has been president for so long. I've forgotten my own name.

We started the show before the inauguration. Jesus Christ. That feels, that feels like 7,000 years ago. I know it does, but my parents don't believe the earth has been around as long as I feel like Trump has been president. Totally. But look, the reality is he's complaining about, we don't have enough human intelligence, a humant.

We don't have enough. We need, we need more help. We need more help to get all this stuff. Cause there's so many lies and it's like, I can do this on my, I can bat you down on my own. I don't need a team. All I need is my friend over here laughing and bringing over wine sometime. Yep.

And us just having a good time. Yep. Well, I mean, you know, listen, hey, hey, one of us does the work. That was not throwing shade. That was not listeners. You go ahead and decide which one of us does the work. The one that's obsessed.

But like, I mean, it's pathetic. It's pathetic. This idea that this guy who has an operation worth millions of dollars with a team can't fucking get his shit together to know what he's talking about when the information is all right in front of him. It's not pathetic. It means he's lying. But that's that see, and again, this is where we keep going back to it is within his

self interest to not tell the truth. Yes. But at the same time, he seems so convinced of the lies that he's telling. Yes. Is this just a weird, like one of those coincidences of, of statistics where somehow we have a man who whose naked ignorance somehow coincides with his naked self interest. Well, do you know how one of the features of schizophrenia is often you can hold beliefs that can't logically be penetrated?

Yeah. I'm not saying that Alex Jones is schizophrenic. I'm not I'm not diagnosing him or anything like that. But that is one of the features of schizophrenia. Uh-huh. One of the features, not the bugs. One of the features. Right.

And so you can have this belief in your head that you've worked yourself into. And no matter what someone argues, basically your response will be to rationalize it and use their argument as proof of what you already believe. Whatever it is they say we're doing is what they're doing. Well, I mean, that's one that's what flavor. That's one kind. Yeah. I think it's possible that Alex Jones has some schizoid tendencies and when he was younger,

he came upon this idea of the globalists through reading that book. None dare call it a conspiracy. Right. And it stuck with him to the point where now 35, 40 years later, he can't not believe that. So all of this stuff, he's just incorporated whatever. Whenever anyone. So he's built this entire like life lie. Yeah.

And if. But he doesn't know that it's a lie. Yeah. No, no. Well, even if he does, which maybe he does, but if he allows even one tiny crack to form, the whole thing comes crumbling down. Yeah, you instantly realize that there are no globalists.

02:45:20,960 --> 02:45:22,320 It doesn't have to be a big thing. Like you and I can absorb being wrong. Like that's kind of part of what we do. Like we're fine with that, right? Every day. But if he, one time, like we've never heard him admit that he's wrong. Other than for him to admit that even when he was wrong, he was also right. I didn't pull this clip because it was irrelevant.

But on the Thursday show, he was complaining about John McCain saying that Rand Paul was working for Putin. Do you remember that clip that came out from the Senate floor? And he was like, he was relating it all to Ukraine. And he's saying that McCain wants to go and have war with Russia. And that's why he's mad at Rand Paul standing there contesting his motion. That was about Montenegro. That wasn't about Ukraine.

Oh, that wasn't about that at all. No. So Alex was just wrong the entire time. So now in the- So he, on the next episode, admitted that he was wrong. He had the idea wrong. And then he just- Here's the twist.

Oh, there's a twist? He brings it back up. And he's like, I got a couple things conflated. That was about Montenegro. But it's the same thing. Oh, well, that works out. So that's the way-

02:46:34,240 --> 02:46:34,880 That's the- I like his yada, yada, yada-ing over that. But that's the way he apologizes for things. It's like, well, I was wrong, but it's the same thing. So I was right. Yeah. And I mean, realistically, yes, I believe- I don't know.

It's so hard because I'm day to day on this in terms of what I think about what he believes. Right. But if you, if you look at it as a 40 year mental illness about the globalist, you know, if you look at it like that- Oh my God. We would write such an amazing movie with Judd Apatow called the 40 year mental illness. The 40 year globalist. The 40 year globalist.

But everything falls into place. All of the conspiracy theory shit, all of the reasons why he's joining up with Trump now, which he probably shouldn't have, all of the fear about an Armageddon, all of the way, like he can rationalize that, no, I'm not a snake oil salesman. I'm really trying to help people if he actually has convinced himself that all this shit is real.

So it has to be that. It has to be that. Like for him to go home at night and sleep like a human being, he has to believe it. Well, the flip side of it is like, he has people around him who he's convinced, which is fascinating. That is fascinating. That's like a very, like a Christ syndrome. Yeah, it do.

Yeah. Like the real, the real corollary to look back on through historically is like a cult leader. Right? Yeah. Like how many cult leaders actually believed what it was they were saying? I would say a vast minority. You disagree? No, that's just an interesting turn of phrase.

I like vast majority, but vast minority. Yeah, I think a lot of them were being manipulative. You think so? Yeah, I think so. Okay. I think a lot of them knew what they were doing. Right? I've studied Jim Jones in particular.

And so I can use him as an example. And you can go with Elron Hubbard or you can go with who's the Mormon fuck, Joseph Smith? Yeah. And then come up with the most normal name ever. Hey, yeah. Well, because I was thinking of Brigham Young because he's the one like Joseph Smith may have just been a fucking lunatic who was born. Brigham Young was like the Paul.

Brigham Young was the one who fucking went to town on that shit. Listen, I agree. Why are we talking about Brigham Young on this podcast? We're not done with this clip. Oh, shit. All right. All for surveillance. Headlines went back months ago.

Intercepts and surveillance, you know, Trump contacts. The headline wiretaps caught Trump. I mean, you just showed the headline and he's saying it's bizarre in the circular reasoning that I say it and then Trump says it. And then he has, yeah, I say you wrote an article with wiretap in the headline, Jack. You bet I did. But that's because you're only engaging with the headline. That's, that's the problem here.

Yeah. And that's the consistent problem. I say Trump says, Trump says, I say, you say, I say, Trump says, hey. What does God say? What if he was one of us? Just sluup. Here's the, now they changed it. Intercepted Russian communications.

Oh, it's not a wiretap. It's intercepted communications. Part of inquiry to Trump associates. Print them all. Oh, that's January 19th. With Matthew Rosenberg and Michael Schmidt and Adam Goldman and Matt Appuzzo. Apple usable. Joseph.

And you talk to me like I'm one of your zombie. Look at that look on that slimebag's face, man, that arrogance person. Would you have that go over for drinks or to play golf? Would you go shooting with that jackass? I take one look at somebody that's got that type of SH. You know what? Eating grin and I don't walk. I run and then look at Cooper.

Another fake, another fraud, another scumbag liar. I am school. I'm not afraid of you guys. Just get that straight. I'm going to defeat you. The American people are going to defeat you. God is going to defeat you. Oh, please God.

Oh, thank you for the victory. You already have. Oh, it's great. Fake laugh. It's time to pray. It's time to pray. This rose over has been a long time since. I guess they're a little bit better than Kim Jong-un.

They love us to live under something like that. That's what they want, folks. They're getting rid of whiteboards all over the country. Where did that one? How did that find its way in there? Again, that's an illustration of his waypoints. His riff is so fucking silly. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like, you know, if you go see a jazz musician

and he always winds up on the same little triplet, you're going to be like, you're fucking your shit. You're not doing your homework. Yeah. You know what I realized just now? What? Alex Jones is essentially a debate student who didn't prepare. Okay.

Like he would have been thrown out of a debate club because he yelled too much because it becomes obvious. They're like, oh, you don't know the source material. You don't know. You're trying to make an argument about this thing. But the person who's opposing you has a nuanced understanding of the article. And he's saying that it doesn't say what you think it says.

And all you have is yelling. All you have is yelling because you don't know what it says. Now, here's my counterpoint to that, though. All right. Hold on. Can I counter counter your point? Not yet. But you can coo my countercoo.

I like that. Here is the one thing because I do inexplicably have a basic knowledge of debate clubs and competitions. I was in debate when I was younger. And what I, from all of the shit that I've read and experienced, a lot of the times a confident demeanor goes a whole lot longer than knowing what you're fucking talking about. I can.

And there aren't many more demeanors, more confident, or at least confident in their lack of confidence than Alex Jones. Sure. But I will say he does not follow Robert's rules of order. He does not follow Robert's rules of order. He is not a respectful gentleman. No, sir. Confidence is one thing, but petty, complete lack of confidence is another.

When it's totally obvious that your confidence is based in lack of confidence, then it's kind of invalidated. And that's what he does. Unless that is the experience of so many dudes right now, right? I guess so. There's a lot of dudes to feel disempowering. Isn't that what it is? It's a bunch of dudes who project this idea of confidence while at the same time

feeling constantly insecure about it. We're basically talking about pickup artists, Gamergate. So there's always this idea of like we have to project men going their own way. We're men, but every morning they wake up going like, am I being a man enough? Like, yeah. Yeah, I guess so. I guess you've just also nailed another reason why we've got to keep doing this show.

Yeah. The mother ships and toxic masculinity. Fucking toxic masculinity. Anyway, this clip still isn't done. Jesus. Somebody might write something that hurts somebody's feelings. They're ending language. They're not.

They're not! Except for our ruling class, a turd basket. I'm glad he doesn't say shit. Matthew Rosenberg. But he doesn't say shit. Yeah, let's show both these articles. Intercepts show Trump with the Russians. Wiretaps show Trump's people with the Russians.

Written by you! And you still force fetus because I'm wearing a tie. I've got a shaved head. I act like I'm really cool. I flop around acting tough all day in New York. Look at that. Let's go back to Meredith. And see if that's not what it said.

And so there's this bizarre circular thing happening where the president cites a theory that he was wiretapped which developed on the kind of fringe right wing media. 11 seconds, ladies and gentlemen. 11 seconds. Four seconds, ladies and gentlemen. We do a lot of the thinking around here. I'm actually, I'm pretty scared. I'm pretty scared right now because I'm not scared of what they'll do to me.

I'm scared of the fact that they might win if the other outlets out there don't get better memories. If these are the two sides, we better fucking pray they win. Are you saying it's time to pray? It's time to pray. It's time to pray. Dear Lord, please don't. You don't know how I feel. You don't know what things are like.

Because yes, National Review put it out. They were forced to retract it. Not because it wasn't true, but because it was so damning. And National Review is run by the CIA. That's declassified. Whoa. So they pull it. We're already covering it.

The web had already found it. But we were already covering it months before that these headlines said this when they were starting to deny it. So yes, you're right. You're right. You're right. Half the time Infowars is getting more intel out to help the President and save the Republic than all other libertarian conservative media combined.

He just cucked out all of the other blogs that he relies on. Yeah, I was going to say. But then, secondarily, he's responding to something that is now what the reporter said. That's now what Rosenberg said. He said that Infowars lied about what was in his story and then Trump responded to that. Which, if you really look at it, is exactly what happened. It's pretty much exactly what happened. But just because...

It's maybe the only thing that happened. But just because this guy on CNN did not follow the cardinal rule of keep my name out your mouth. Right. He now has to face Alex's wrath, where Alex once again misrepresents what he's saying. It's great. It's so fascinating. God, I just want to know... This is why I continue to class on this.

The only thing I want now is just to see how Alex reacts to us. That's turned into the only thing I want to find out. You're out there tweeting at him. There are two things I want. One, I want to have a well-researched biography of Alex Jones, where either you or I just go around, talk to every single human being who he grew up with, who he talks to. I want to know everything about his life. I want to put together an actual biography of him.

The other thing I want to know is, does he think I'm funny? Probably not. No. And then Drudge takes our articles and takes it to the next level and dominates. And if it wasn't for Drudge and if it wasn't for Info Wars, people like this would be winning right now. And all I care about is not letting scum like Matthew Rosenberg and Anderson Cooper to rule us. Let's finish the piece.

And then after his tweet storm, Info Wars then started saying, well, look, it was the New York Times that reported it, citing our story, misreading our story. And now if you stop it, I can teach a college course on this seat. That's one problem with his tweeting. His tweeting is great, but it's always got a link to even maybe something he writes on his own presidential page. So you can say, this is a true look right here is my proof. Because Trump has a memory.

He's smart, reportedly one like an elephant, basically photographing even at 70. And he remembers them all saying he was being wiretapped and being watched in the New York Times. He reads it every day. Nope. He reads the New York Times in the morning. You know, the cover. Nope.

He just said, he reads the cover. He does not read the cover. He watches Fox news. But he probably reads like Alex reads. He does not read headlines. He does not read. I guarantee he might read headlines. I guarantee he does not read.

I said, I guaranteed he might. That's a good point. We might be in agreement. But anyway, watch how this, remember we were talking about that Nadia Comanich style, like finishing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Gymnastics. He's about to finish his media criticism. All right, Nadia Comanich is your reference there. Didn't she fall and then Bella Legosi had to carry her off? She did. But I mean, that's just an interesting reference there. That's what I was a young boy. There's more new stuff.

Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, that's fine. See, legal. When they started to say he was a Russian Asian and had proof, he's like, why are you spying on me? Do you have, do you have warrants for that?

Then it came out they had warrants for Roger Stone and people, but not for Trump. And then they hope they can spin golly you in this whole con game to sit here and hoax everybody and say, oh, Trump puts it out. And then we run behind him and then try to prove what he said. No, we covered your article at the national inauguration on the 20th, dude. I held it up on TV and radio. I covered it. Poorly.

Twice. I was, I have a brain. I remember scumbag. Trump remembers. I'm going to play the rest of the minute. The North remembers. Please support broadcast. We have got a lot of specials running right now.

30% off on our flagship products from no vitality, libido, energy stamina, you support the broadcast. He just immediately transitions into a sales pitch that goes on quite a while. Oh, of course. So he does that. That I'm so angry about. Just the classic Alex Jones bullshit. Exactly what we've always been.

This episode's been too long. We're both under the weather. And clearly at this point, red wine drunk. Yep. So a little bit. We should, I mean, that's clip. I think spoke for itself. I mean, that's hard.

It's hard to, it's hard to do anything other than allow a man to speak for a total of 20 seconds. That's incredibly insane. Him not realizing that the point that the article was making is that they misinterpreted the headline and then him not knowing what was in the body of the article. Yeah. Him proving through his yelling for 10 minutes that he doesn't know what's in the body. Every single aspect of that was sad, pathetic, pointless, hopeless. You've just summed up our podcast.

Oh, let's leave you on a positive note. Guys, you can find us at knowledge fight.com. You can find us on knowledge fight.com. We have a website. Big boys. Oh, shit. Big men with you can if you go to knowledge fight.com. You can actually follow us on iTunes from the goddamn website.

We got links up there. We also have, you know, you can reach us through email at knowledgefightatgmail.com. A growing body of biographical quotes regarding Alex Jones. We're going to get to the bottom of what his life was really like. Also, you can follow us on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight. I don't think we have any other plugs. No, I think that's just you and me. I think we might just be.

What's that? A couple of policy walks. A couple of ding dong, cucked out liberal policy walks. Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan.

I love your work. I love you.