Knowledge Fight - #231: March 24, 2009

Episode Date: November 26, 2018

Today, Dan and Jordan get back to their normal show by chatting about the March 24, 2009 episode of The Alex Jones Show. The gents find Alex completely freaking out (and fake crying) about his made up Mandatory Service Bill, and breaking some bad news about a past guest with a really funny name.

Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes. I like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Indeed, we are. Dan. Hi. Dan. Welcome back. What's your favorite holiday celebrating a genocide? Uh, Columbus Day. No, that was supposed to say. Uh, thanks. I don't know, dude.

Uh, whatever. We're past it, man. We're over it. I know. I know. Welcome back. This is a show where we drink novelty beverages and talk about Alex Jones. I say that already. We're out of the rhythm. Yeah, I think we, it's been a week since we've, uh, unfortunately, we recorded all of that in one fucking day. Thank you for everybody who enjoyed the Obama deception coverage. That was, yeah, a week ago we recorded as we're recording today. And yeah, I feel rusty, but I know we'll make it through because I know a lot about Alex Jones.

And, and I only know what you tell me about it. Yeah. It's the fun. Do you have a good holiday? Um, I had a holiday with my family and my family. Cool. Uh, that's, So it's a good time. That's, uh, we can check that in the good time. I was like, there was a moment or there was a succession of moments where I wanted to, I wanted to punch my family all in the face.

When you say succession of moments, that's the whole time. Let me, well, this, this particular, yeah, pretty much this particular sequence was infuriating. Uh, my girlfriend talked about dental work and how her insurance didn't cover it. Right. And so my brother goes, yeah, you know, they're just in it for the money. Oh, you're saying that for profit medicine maybe doesn't lead to better patient outcomes. And then my mom said that while she was pregnant with my little sister, she was kicked off of her insurance.

Guess why? Because she had a preexisting condition. Oh, so that's a bad idea. And my dad just had some health issues and he said how great it was that Medicare covered it. Oh, so socialized medicine is great. See, this is a situation where I'm sure our listeners are imagining this situation playing on. They're like, well, I imagine Jordan bit his tongue. Probably kept a stiff upper lip about this. Indeed, I did.

Yeah. Yep. I did not, because, uh, oh, and the best part is pretty much right after that, uh, they made fun of, uh, Alexandria Cortez. Oh, good times. Yeah. Yeah. Immediately. They were like, haha. I remember that tweet where she said there were three chambers and immediately after that said, typo.

You know, I don't even think that was a tweet. I think that was on a live stream or something like that. She was doing, she was making a ramen and talking politics. Yeah, like, what are you idiots doing? Yeah. Good times. Um, well, that's fun. I'm glad. I hope everyone out there had a great Thanksgiving or if you're in a foreign country that doesn't

celebrate this weird holiday, whatever you guys did. I hope you had a good time. I hope it was great. We're back. And Jordan, I got to say this, um, I'm so excited to not be doing the Obama decision. Tell me about it. Um, that I listened back to the last episode and man, I had lost my voice and I was dead. I was dead.

And there was a portion of it where I almost got mad at you real like while I was editing it. Yeah. Because there was like maybe a good half hour chunk of where I didn't say anything where you wouldn't let me say anything. You interrupted literally every, and I didn't notice it in the Obama decision when we were recording it because I just wanted it to end. I wanted us to barrel to the end. I was like, we got to get through this.

But listening back, it was like, oh my God, Jordan is being a dick. But then I let that go and I apologize. I had, I had lost it. I was, I was gone. We were very out of sorts and like, they're like actually what we were covering was so unpleasant, so awful that like, you know, it just, it lends itself to that. But I, I went back and today we're going to be going over a 2009 episode. We're going to be going over March 24th, 2009, jumping back in.

All right. And just the act of listening to it may filled me with joy. There were multiple times while I was getting clips for this episode and listening to the episode where I blurt laughed and had to go back and listen to what I had just listened to over again. Fantastic. It's like there was something refreshing about being back in extemporaneous Alex. Yeah.

There's something so like, yes, all right, there's my guy. Even if I don't like him, at least it's not produced. Like the voice over Alex is the worst Alex. Yeah. The slow character is so bad. And so today we will be going in to March 24th, 2009. Very excited about that. But before we do, I'd like to give a shout out to a couple of new people who joined up with the show

and are supporting what we do. Very exciting. I'd like to say, first of all, thank you so much to Will. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you, Will. Thank you very much, Will. Secondly, I don't know that this isn't someone you do stuff with at Zany's every now and again.

So don't get that in your head. Okay. But I'd also like to say thank you to someone else who has joined up with the team. Lair. I'd like to say you are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you so much, Lair. Oh, man.

If it's you, Uncle Lair, I swear to God. I don't think it's Mr. Reeve. But we do appreciate so much, you guys, joining up and supporting the show. If you'd like to and you haven't, you're more than welcome to. You can go to our website, KnowledgeFight.com. Click that button that says support the show. Thank you so much. Please do.

And thank everybody. Thank you to everybody who's joining up and listening to the show. That's great. So, Jordan, today we start off with a clip that you probably won't like to hear. This is from the beginning. Is it the Obama deception? Because I swear to God, if you started playing clips from the Obama deception, I would murder you.

It's close and it's really fun that we've now done the entire Obama deception because we're jumping back into the period of time when it came out. Yeah. And so, Alex says stuff like this. All that's coming up and more, but on any of the subjects I mentioned, or any items you want to go over, I'd like to hear your review of the Obama deception. All the calls since we released it. I've been busy with guests.

That's my review, actually. I'll hear your review of the Obama deception. What effect it's having on those that you show it to. Alex, we've covered that. My review of the Obama deception is, boo, the effects that it's had on the people that I've shown it to have been Jordan almost losing his mind and screaming for 12 hours straight. So, that's my review. Anyway, we can move along from there.

At this point in time, Alex is kind of not really understanding the nascent Tea Party movement. We've seen that in the past episodes, Alex, is kind of unaware of what's going on except for he's sort of into it because it's a tax protest thing. Right. He's more into the Oath Keepers because it's a violence thing. Right. And so, he's starting to see coverage of it, and even though he doesn't fully associate himself with the Tea Party, he's still defensive about it.

And I think that's really interesting because I think that's going to help him make the transition much easier. I was watching HBO this morning for an hour on the treadmill. Sure. And I saw a large part of this documentary. It said it was produced by Nancy Pelosi's daughter because I recognized her name. She's made puff pieces for George Bush as well. She specializes in pure propaganda.

Buh. You would know, asshole. He showed people in Louisiana and Mississippi calling Obama the n-word during the campaign, saying he was a Muslim, a communist, that he was really a soma bin Laden, that he was going to pull a rubber mask off. Now, I can go find Democrat clowns just as crazy, just as insane, kind of nut jobs that get attracted to political rallies. They're always there.

And then we put some of those actually in Terror Storm, saying that WMDs were really found in Iraq and one guy goes, nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo doo. I mean, literally, these are mentally ill people. Yeah, that's just as bad as saying the n-word. Yeah, that's a pretty good equivalency. Someone said nanny nanny boo boo to me. Oh, shit. Oh, no.

Somebody said that's the biggest n-word I've ever known. If it's twice as long. It is like, complete is that there's crazy people on the left and the right, point well taken. But if those are the equivalences you're trying to make, I say, sir, you are, you are, you are minimizing something and it's the n-word. Maybe a little bit. Being thrown around at a black president.

Yeah, maybe a little bit. Also, they only show those during the campaign, man. We can, we can pull up about a million of those from yesterday. And he's selling out the South too, man. He's just like, it's just Louisiana and Mississippi. You'd expect that there. I got a lot of listeners down there. I know what they're like.

All right. Fair. I don't, I don't, I don't think that's, I don't know. No, come on. Throw Missouri in there, of course. Hey, hey. Missouri is some, okay.

So interestingly too, Alex, at the beginning of this episode, gets into some of his feelings about other conservative media personalities. And as we know from listening to this time period, he doesn't like Michael Savage. Definitely not. He calls him Michael Weiner a bunch. Which is hilarious. Yeah.

And it turns out he has some other feelings about other more famous, conservative broadcasters. One, one, Glennethy Beck. Nope. We already know what he feels about him. Oh, okay. Someone else. Through Obama, he's now in and then meanwhile,

Limbaugh stumbling around. Yeah. Fuck that guy. Like a drug gorilla. Only way to describe him looking completely psychopathic. Didn't used to look like that a decade ago. And the guy's just fried. I predict he's going to have a collapse soon or something.

I mean, he admits he took a hundred oxy cottons a day folks. That would kill seven horses of average weight. And that's how big his liver is. That's how much hillbilly heroin this boy takes. But it's just regular heroin. I love that. That's the kind of thing that you don't get in the Obama deception I love. Oh, that's so good.

Rush Limbaugh was taking enough oxy cotton to kill seven regular sized horses. See now, if the Obama deception had that in it, man, that's a good documentary right there. 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,880 That's something I could get on board. I wish Alex would just wing his documentaries. Why not? Yeah.

It'd be as true. Right? Who gives a shit? Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. We have to make this look professional. What? You did it.

That's what you, that's what you call professional? Yeah. Yeah. Why, why the fuck not? Like just, it would be quicker. It would be as slick. It would have his many factual inaccuracies just fucking wing it. So, Alex, at the beginning of the episode, you may remember.

I do recall. You heard him say, I want to hear your reviews of the Obama deception. To which I said, uh, you, you have a slightly different take on it than his callers. Oh, that's surprisingly, that's surprising. Here's the first one that, uh, that calls in. Don and Michigan and Jesse and others. Go ahead, Don.

Hi, Alex Jones. It's a pleasure talking to you, my friend. Hell yeah. Pleasure to talk to you. Uh, I just first want to say the Obama deception was a great film. It wasn't as hard-hitting, but it definitely got the point across. Ooh, little shame. A little bit.

Little shame there. Not as hard-hitting. Little shame. Unclear what it's not as hard-hitting as. Or towards. Um, so there's that. That's better. That's still positive.

It gets the message across. Yep. Still pretty glowing reviews. So that's great. A little bit later, Alex takes another call. Gets another Obama deception review. Jesse in Las Vegas, you're on the air, Jesse. How are you, Alex?

Good. Good, good. Um, you know, I, I wanted to first start with the Obama deception. Definitely enjoyed it. Uh, yeah, because I listened to you so much, I can't say that I learned too much, but the exciting part is that I get to meet people and bring up the Obama deception. And these are the Mitt Romney types that were out here in Las Vegas and Nevada,

which, you know, that was a huge movement out here. Um, and they already know about the film. So his review is, I already knew all this shit because I listened to your show, but the exciting thing is now I have something to talk to people about. That's not a great review either. Also, the people I talked to about it already know about it. Right. So my excitement is greatly dimmed.

No, no, that makes it even more exciting because it's like, Hey, I would, I would talk to them about, you know, X, Y or Z thing they don't know about, but now I get to come in. They know about it. We have a nice little conversation. Our review is, is not as hard hitting. I can make weirdo friends now. He seems way too even keeled.

I think he's a plant. I'm going to go with he's a plant. There's an interesting thing that I started to reflect on that there's like two kinds of Alex Jones collars. There's the, uh, the weirdo, the crazy people, maybe like, uh, old man house phone. Right. I've seen a bunch of the past. Who is the delight?

Complete nut jobs who call in and then there are people who are way too prepared and this guy is one of them. Oh yeah. And I think that they're that, that subsection of Alex Jones is listeners. They know that they can use Alex's show to amplify whatever they want. Right. And so this guy is calling in and he wants to talk about like Las Vegas politics. Oh, stuff like that.

So he's really prepared and he's using Alex's show as a bully pulpit. And he's starting with the, uh, the buttering up in order to make sure that he can get to the second part. Exactly. This guy listens to Alex Jones a lot. Yeah. I think that there's a lot of people who use that strategy. So in this next clip, we hear Alex sort of, he's trying to explain why he made the

Obama deception, which is something I'm curious about certainly. Yeah. But in doing so, I think he reveals the answer to one of the big mysteries that we couldn't get to the bottom of. What it's about. Well, no, unfortunately not. But one specific thing I couldn't solve in my research. Okay.

We are back live. Thank you for joining us. Ooh. All right. Let me try to explain. That's the official anthem of the Obama deception. Because I knew that all of the attacks from here on out and the way the mainstream media is going to frame things is that it's basically toothless, mindless, backwards kind of mainline

Republicans who believe that he secretly Osama bin Laden with a rubber mask on, you know, that he was born in Kenya and all of this weather, whether the born in Kenya thing is true or not. The media early on shows to make that the big issue. So that's his attempt at explaining his motivation in making the Obama deception, which is he's trying to put a preemptive face on sort of being against Obama. That's not a toothless hillbilly yelling the N word in Mississippi or Louisiana, right?

As he's already complained about the show. Right. He's presenting himself as the like above it all nonpartisan. Sure. Just I don't like this guy. He sucks. It's crazy. So that I would say mission failed.

Oh, yeah. Also, your buddy Jerome Corsi is one of the ones who's going around in the media talking about Obama being born in Kenya. Pretty much the entire time. Yeah. And you're thrilled with that. So don't blame the media for that. Hey, hey.

Anyway, so that I think is a failure of an explanation for why he made the film. That's, wait, that's why he made the film. Well, he starts getting distracted with talking about other things. So he doesn't really explain any further than that. I think he just was like, I think I could make some money off this. That's probably if he was being honest with himself. I mean, before we had watched the film, I would have guessed that there are a bunch of different reasons for making the Obama deception.

You know, he wants to tell the truth, I imagine. Passion for the art of documentary. Exactly. Artists have to create. Absolutely. Otherwise you stagnate and you die. Fish got to swim. Absolutely.

Lions got to eat and documentarians got to document things. After the Obama deception, I have no idea why or how we made it. I think it was just maybe he had a ton of blank DVR discs. That could be like a DV blank DVDs in the warehouse. And he's like, I got to put something on them. You got to move these things. I don't know. Put something on them.

Any kind of crass interest like that, I believe it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I buy that. So I cut, I paused this clip here before we got to the part where I think this solves a little mystery. Meanwhile, if you look at the polls, 98% of Americans, Congress reported 1000 to one phone calls.

That's more than 98% against the banker takeover. Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Black, White, Chinese, Mexican, it doesn't matter. People know it's a scam. So I could not find for the life of me anything that indicated a 98% disapproval rating for the bailout bill. That was something that I was completely flummoxed by because they'd no sense. But there, Alex's brain immediately goes to Congress got 1000 to one phone calls against it.

I think that's what he's going on presuming that that's a poll of some sort. Oh, he thinks that's a poll. I think that might be what he's saying. I mean, I, in a certain sense, it's a poll of who calls, of the people who would call your Congressman. That's not 1000 to one of them are against it. But that's also, there's so many statistical elements in there that you can't, you can't make any broad conclusions about people based on that.

It's people who call their Congressman. And as we know, it's black, white, Chinese, Mexican. You don't know that. Those are the, there are voices. No, Alex doesn't fucking know that. I can't imagine how I don't, I don't think if you call and you're like, Hey, I'm against this bill. They're like, are you Chinese?

By the way, I want to make sure everybody knows I am Chinese. Put that in a tick. This is a poll. There's no demographic information on that. It's ridiculous. So I think that's probably what he's going on. And if in the documentary, he'd said that there were 1000 to one phone calls against it, that wouldn't have been nearly as confusing because then I was like,

I imagine maybe Rand Paul got that many phone calls. You can imagine somebody has that level of ratio. That makes me feel a little bit better because I'm like, Oh, that's what you're talking about. Yeah. Anyway, in his next clip, one of the things that I think people took away the most and got the most enjoyment out of in the Obama deception was the moment where Alex says that in four years, they will destroy Obama in order to bring in another puppet.

Ah, yes, yes, yes. I think a lot of people really enjoyed that moment of clarity of like Alex predicting his own future. Right. And in this next clip, he does the same thing, but does it even more clearly? It's insane how much he is just like, this is what I'm going to do. And the film explains that they'll get rid of Obama in four to eight years and bring in a new puppet and suddenly all these Republicans that were anti-establishment, anti-corruption,

they'll suddenly love it because they will associate their personal power and their identity with the new Republican leader. Just like Democrats who were anti-war and anti-lobbyist and anti-banker, they're suddenly all for it because they see it as their man's doing it. They won. So he just complains about online comments for a bit after that. Jordan, the key phrase there, and I can't do it. The key phrase is that they associate this person with their personal power.

I know. Alex always talks about how like, I'm the power behind the Trump movement. We made this happen. I can't understand. It's crazy. This is bananas. He is. It's the only thing he's ever predicted correctly.

And perfectly. Yeah. But he's not really predicting that. He's not predicting that I will be the one. Exactly. Exactly. He's predicting it by people he thinks are dum-dums. Exactly.

All these dumb shithead GOP people. No, it's you, Alex. It's you. You stupid asshole. You, oh God. Yeah. Somebody play that clip for him. Somebody, somebody get a giant boom box and say anything right outside his house.

Now is the perfect fucking time to do a Christmas carol with Alex Jones. Oh, that is a perfect time. We should do a radio theater version. That clip would be the ghost of Alex past. Oh, absolutely. Right there. Yeah. God, it would be so good.

The ghost of Alex present would be him talking to that 30 year old who wouldn't leave his parents house. Like, what have you become? What are you doing? Just doing this for clicks. And the ghost of Christmas future is his co-hosting with the 30 year old. That guy is now taken over info wars. It's like, Alex, this is the future that lies in front of you.

He's just looking at his own grave with no one around it. But fucking Jerome Corsi's prison. I want to say scrubs. I want to say scrubs, but they're not. They're not. Dr. Group is there. He's wearing a wig. So no one knows it's him.

Ted Anderson doesn't even come. That'd be awesome. So at this point, we get another caller and we get another review of the actually, I'm sorry. This is still that Las Vegas caller. He's been hanging out for a while. Oh, he's there. He's been hanging out for a bit.

And he has another review of the Obama deception. Okay. Who was I talking to? Jesse in Las Vegas. Okay. You got the floor. Tell me what's happening with the Obama deception. Well, ultimately my, well, first of all, the graphics on it, the sound, the production,

amazing. Thank you very much for being such a professional and honing your craft. But wrong. The reason why I was calling today actually had more to do with martial law here in Las Vegas, Nevada. Got a punt on that one. That's not real. Can you declare martial law in Las Vegas, Nevada? I don't know.

It doesn't pick up steam on the show. He doesn't latch onto it as a narrative because something else happens that's far more important. But yes, vice it to say his review is fully wrong. Those graphics are terrible. Yeah. Or it's not a professional job. The title cards got people's shit wrong. Yeah.

Absolutely. Not good. So like I said, Las Vegas martial law is going to have to take a back burner. Because there's another. Oh man. I would watch the show Las Vegas martial law though. That is. Would that be a NCAS type situation?

I'm going to go back to Walker, Texas Ranger type situation. The guy's name is Marshall Law. Oh, done. I like this. Lives in Las Vegas. He's a inveterate gambler and he's got a serious drug problem. Also chief of police, Dan. Okay.

Okay. This is now we're in like a bad lieutenant port of call. The globalists tell him that they'll pay off his gambling debt. Right. He owes some bad people some money. Oh yeah, of course he does. Kids or something like that. Yeah.

They'll pay off his gambling debt if he'll agree to federalize the Las Vegas police and then bring in martial law with the peanut camp that's in Harris Casino. Right. Exactly. There's a lot of Posse Comontonis rules that are going to be bandied about on this show. Now this is all the cold open because the show is actually like Hogan's Heroes but inside the FEMA camp. Okay.

I like that. Yeah. That sounds great. I think we got a winner. We're going to need to flash forward after the first season though. You mean like the show flash forward? Oh, I think that sounds good. Okay.

All right. You don't want to do what they did. What do we throw in a little quantum leap at the end? I think that sounds great. So he meets God who's a bartender and tells him you could have gone home at any 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,000 You could have ended martial law anytime. Anytime.

Anytime. You were the chief of police. Even though you were in a FEMA camp, you could just write shit down. Come on, man. You agreed to be federalized though. That might be a winner of a show. God just says, dude, that was unconstitutional. Once we have a little bit more time, we'll sit down and flesh out the beats on this

if we can shop it around in pilot season. Sounds like a plan. So like I said, Las Vegas martial law is going to have to wait. Both the show and Alex talking about it as a narrative. Okay. Because something else is on Alex's mind. And it's something we've talked about already, but Alex loses his fucking mind about it on the show and it's hilarious.

You know, a lot of what Obama is doing, they're openly announcing, but quite a bit of it. They're not. I mean, they passed last Thursday a national draft bill that is for women as well. The feds forced middle school students to work for the federal government and basically brainwashing seminars, high schoolers, 18 to 24 for military and domestic, a new domestic military conscription. Paul Watson is doing another big article on that that ties into the Pentagon's directive they put out three weeks ago.

Completely. One million person civilian military force. It says in there, it'll be forced military service. It's just in a support role, not combat role. You'll still get blown to bits. All right, good chance of it. I mean, this is unbelievable and no one is talking about it. No one is talking about it because it's bullshit that you're making up.

He's talking about the department of defense directive 1404.10 that we've talked about already. That's the forced going into war or whatever, which is not at all what that's about. And then the other thing is the HR 1388 from 2009, which you can look up, which he's just reading the wrong version of the bill. He's reading the version that was introduced, not the version that passed the house and not the version that ever was in the Senate. So he's losing his mind about this on the show, insinuating that there's a draft. And when I listened to stuff like this, actually,

like when I started up the episode and this is the road he was going down, I'm like, what is he going to do when that doesn't happen? Like, how do you do? How do you get on air and be like, there's a fucking draft now? And then like six months later, like, there's still a draft. It's there. I was actually talking about the windows cracked a little bit. We got that fixed.

Ted Anderson won't pay to soup up the studio. We had to put plastic around the walls. Got a little wind. Yeah. I don't know. It's so weird to me because it's such a big thing. You know, it gets such a huge, easy to be like, that's not true. That's not, that has not happened.

That is not happening at all. But he's clearly saying that there is now a draft. He was just, they were just having debates on it, Dan. They were just bringing it up because nobody else was talking about it. They were just having debates. They weren't saying anything like, you know, the, the, the Sandy Hook. They weren't doing anything like that. That's, that probably would be his, his angle on it.

But boy, he is not having debates on this show. But even though he's pissed off that no one else is covering it, he doesn't want to, he doesn't really want to talk about it now because he wants to take calls. He wants to take calls from people. He wants people to tell him how great the Obama decision was. That's one thing he really, really wants, but there's something else he wants even more than taking calls.

Now look, I said I want to take a call, a bunch of calls today, but every caller has been such important information. I was spending about five minutes with each caller. No, I promise in the next seven, we're going to adjust in Robert room, EJJ and a bunch of folks. But so I get to everybody, you each get one minute. I'm just going to sit here, shut up and let you make your point. I'm going to the next person because I want to take a lot of calls today.

And I'm really mad at myself and I can hardly ever make myself do this. I want to try today to take a lot of calls. And I got a bunch of news coming up too, but for the next 10 minutes or so, I wanted to bring up Tyler Palmer who comes on with us once a month because preparedness is very important. And a lot of listeners have gotten these and been very excited by them, but other people email me and call me and say,

I don't understand how this works. He's having his water filter sponsor on the show. Oh, I was so fucking confused. It takes him way too long to get to the point. But yeah, the Palmer is his E foods direct is the survival food people who actually interestingly Ben Shapiro now sells survival food. Of course. And it's through the same company Alex Jones used to use.

Of course. So that's a fun little commonality. It's E. Cola Blue is the name of the water filtration sponsor. And so yeah, Alex has got to have his water filter guy. I want to take your calls, but I got to talk to the guy who pays me. So I'm going to do that for a bit. That's a terrible name. I know it's really confusing because what it does is it takes water out of the air

like moisture out of the air and then filters it and makes it drinkable. Oh, but that sounds really helpful. If it works, what I don't think it does. I think I think it does. I mean, you can get evaporator news. Yeah, you can do that. But spoiler alert, he does. He does talk about how huge these filters are.

Okay. If you want one for your whole house, you know, for like your drinking water, for your shower water, I should tell you it's the size of a school bus. What? Wait, what? Yeah, yeah. It for real is? Yeah.

Oh boy. I was listening to that. I'm like, that's going to be prohibited. That's not good. That's not good. What is the shipping cost on that alone? I imagine it's free shipping. They got to do that.

That's how they get you. It is an Easter sale. Yeah. So they get it. I think that would be impossible for anybody who doesn't live completely off the grid. I don't know. I don't know if most people have a school bus size space. To put that in?

I'm trying to figure out if we have a room. No. No. No. The answer is no. I would say you're targeting a niche demo here in terms of people who want a school bus water filter. Demo that most likely don't have a radio or if they do have a ham radio. They might be listening to this on shortwave.

Yeah, it's possible. Because Alex does do his shortwave broadcast. That's true. So in this next clip, he's done talking to his water filter guy and it's mostly just Alex being like, what are your specials? I hear they're great. Yeah. Like, okay.

Yeah. You're just doing sales. All right. Nice. But he gets done and he should have done more time with the water filter guy because the next caller that he gets is a fucking anti-Semite. Oh, no. Right now, let's go to your phone calls.

Justin in North Carolina, you're on the air. Hey, Alex. How you doing today, buddy? Good, sir. Hey, I was going to ask you something. I saw the Obama deception. I've actually watched it about three times. I think it's a great film.

Too many times. It's too many times. It doesn't demonize his character personally. It just tackles the whole issue of the new order order. One of the things I want to ask you about it though, I noticed you're going over like his staff and everything. Oh, this is going to be good. You didn't mention in the film that most of them have dual citizenship with Israel.

Was there a reason that you decided to skip that or was that just a conscious decision on your part or you didn't think it was relevant or? So that's bad. That's real bad. It's not a good start. And what he's talking about is this idea of the right of return. There's a right of return citizenship. So any Jew, I'm sorry, anybody who's Jewish can technically can go to Israel and become

a citizen. Right. There is that. There are countries that allows that form of citizenship. So all this guy is actually saying is not that people in Obama's cabinet or work for him have dual citizenship. It's that they are Jewish. Yes.

Yeah. That is all he's saying that they're eligible for that dual citizenship by virtue of the fact that they are from a hereditary standpoint Jewish. Yeah. So that's all he's saying. That's deeply fucked up. Yeah. Because that's not like that's not saying if he was saying that these people were all born

in Israel and they moved here and they've retained their dual citizenship. I still think that's a stupid argument, but at least you'd be coming from a place where it's like, why doesn't anyone talk about how all these people were born in Israel? Right. Or something like that. Right. Right. At least that would be like a, let's think about this for a second.

All he's saying is a, just a, I think a fine veneer over saying these are Jewish people. Why are they in positions in the government? And that's crazy. What's that? That's so deeply anti-Semitic. What state is he from? Um, I don't know. Add that one to Mississippi and New Orleans and Louisiana.

Now that's bad. And I don't like hearing that from somebody. Alex's response is even worse. Merch, talk to me about that. What are you saying? This is what happened. I get obsessed with research and literally taping hundreds of newscasts, reading documents, piles of research, and the guys came to me and they said, look, you've got to choose what you're

putting in this. We've got to get this off, you know, in the next couple of weeks and get it done to have the DVDs and have it for prisonplanet.tv. And no, I meant to get into that. I meant to get into more authentic stuff like his relationship to Cheney and to Bush. And then now Bush was cousins to Kerry. So he meant to get into that, which sucks because he's probably just lying. He's probably just saying like, oh yeah, I meant to do that.

Yeah, that sort of thing. But what he's actually saying to anyone who knows what is being expressed here is like, oh yeah, I meant to talk about the Jews. No, look, I wanted to demonize Jews, but they just said it was already overstuffed. And it's hard to say whether or not he means to put that message out to his audience here. It's really hard to say. I don't know if he's oblivious to the fact that like, all this guy is saying is that there are Jews in their cabinet.

Right. That's, Alex should know better and should be like, hey, man. I mean, but my first reaction to that sentence was like, until you rightly pointed out the right of return citizenship as opposed to the citizenship. I was like, oh, that is, I mean, yeah, there are, it's strange that people from, and then he just missed it entirely. Yeah. Yeah.

So Alex's response is shit and it goes on a little bit longer. And then he makes an announcement that I think will haunt me for the rest of my life. I meant to get into how most of his cabinet has to step down before they ever even get approved by the Senate because they're such a mafia thugs. What? They have to step down from the mafia? More value wants to encircle Russia. I don't think you could do that.

How they are planning on destabilizing things. I meant to get more into the faith-based initiative. And we've got a big announcement coming up next week. I'm just going to leave it at that. I got a big announcement coming up next week. I'm just going to, oh, you know what, I'll just go ahead and make the announcement now. Why wait? Why do it?

The Obama deception is free. July 4th. I'm coming out with a second Obama film. Okay. 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:26,320 Already? He's pulling it tarply. Come on, man.

He's doing his, ah, I didn't get everything out. I wanted to say. And this one's all about the Jews. That might as well. If it's the response to this caller, that's kind of the feeling that it has. Yeesh. So we won't be covering that whatever that movie was. I don't know what that is.

You don't even know which documentary that was. I don't. I imagine it's like Obama deception, 2.5 or 1.5. Yeah, sure. It's something like that. I don't know. I'm not, I have no interest in Obama inception. I believe is what it's called based based on the work that we've seen.

And, uh, uh, no amount of, uh, people donating to the show is going to make us go back. I'm like, uh, who is that, uh, is that who in, uh, Jurassic Park two or is it three? Which one are they trying to lure people? Yeah, it's three. The lost war. No, the lost world is number two. The third one where they're trying to get Sam Neal to go back to, uh, Jurassic Park to find the kid that's lost there or whatever.

He's like, uh, you know, I can write a lot of numbers on this check. Nothing, nothing could get me back to Jurassic Park. That's how I feel about the Obama deception. Like fucking Soros could come in and be like, I can write a lot of numbers on this check. I'm like, Soros, get bent, not doing it, not doing a second fucking Obama deception. No, that ain't happening. So this collar is an anti-Semite. Yes.

This doesn't go well. Agreed. But in addition to that, he also has some thoughts about Nicholas Cage movies. Okay. Which, uh, I'm actually, I'm, I'm all, I'm all here to hear that. Um, you know, I'm about it. What are we talking? Con Air, National Treasure.

Nope. It's a new one. Raising Arizona. It's a new one in 2009. All right. Hey, another thing I was going to ask you to, have you had a chance to talk to anybody about that new Nicholas Cage movie, the knowing that came out? Have you seen that yet?

The Wicker Man? I miss a lot of things, but I did get some emails about that, but didn't have a chance to check into it. No, what's it about? Oh, it's, it's completely Illuminati. It's, it's about an astrologer, uh, who stumbles on for a 50 year, uh, numerous, numerological code of about major disasters and events that are going to happen in the world. And basically at the end of the film, there's a extinction level event that happened.

But one of the first codes that he breaks was 9-11, 2001. And then it gives the latitude, longitude of the attack and how many people dying. I mean, it's, it's tied in pretty deep. It's not. Have you ever seen knowing? No. Okay. What?

This is my favorite. It's probably the hardest I've ever laughed in a theater. Uh-huh. So I worked at a movie theater when this came out and, uh, maybe I didn't. I don't know. Maybe I knew someone who worked at the theater. Whatever the case, I saw a screening of it and it was just me and my friends drunk in the, in the screening.

Yeah. And so the plot of the movie is Nicholas Cage's son goes to a school and they have a time capsule and inside, inside the time capsule, every kid at the school gets one item from it. And Nicholas Cage's kid gets a big sheet of paper that has a bunch of numbers on it. And so he gets obsessed and he's looking over all these numbers and he can't, he can't crack the code. Can't figure out what's, what's with these numbers. Uh-huh.

And so he is, has them all written on a dry erase board and is trying to figure out the, all the code and everything. And so, uh, this shot that made me laugh so hard is he's sitting there drinking a scotch. He's late night, dark room, drinking a scotch, looking at these numbers. Can't figure it out. Sets the glass down on the piece of paper that has all the numbers on it, picks the glass up to have another drink, looks down, there's a glass. Oh no.

There's a water ring. That's 9-11. Around 9-11, 2001. But that's not the part that made me laugh. Oh, okay. That, I was like, that's pretty clunky. That's pretty fun. The next shot it flashes to is him a Googling 9-11.

He's like sitting there with a scotch. I fucking know those numbers. Where do I know those numbers? Boy, boy, I showed 9-11 from. Oh, that's strange. So that's, uh, that movie is deep. Oh man. That's good.

That's good. I like that. He Googled 9-11. Yeah. What was he looking for? Also, there's aliens involved at the end of that. Oh, that's good. Have you seen his most recent movie?

I have not. I haven't seen a lot of his movies. It is fantastic. He fights a cult and like it starts out very slow and ponderous and they deal with all this stuff. And at the end, there's a chainsaw fight, man on man. 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:00,880 It's great. I'm a Nicholas Cage fan, but I will admit I have not seen a lot of his more recent work.

Greatest living actor. Knowing was the fucking shit. So fucking funny. So there's an extension level event and what ends up happening is these aliens come down and they take Nicholas Cage's son and then the daughter of someone else at the school and take them to a planet to repopulate it. Oh, that's nice. It's an Adam and Eve story at the end.

It really gets weird at the end. Like that is not at all. You know, when you're telling a story and you have a big reveal at the end, you kind of like to give clues along the way. It's a good idea. Out of nowhere. Otherwise it's the all it's it was all a dream bullshit. Right.

Yeah, yeah. I admit I might have been drinking through the movie and all that, but I still was like, hold on, what's going on? I was unprepared for this. And Nicholas Cage googled what planet did they take her to? And it turns out it was dead, man. Oh, he's dead. Oh yeah, he's dead.

Oh, he Nicholas Cage sacrificed himself so his son may live on another planet. Yep. That's not really, that's not really a win. Man, it's a push. It's a little bit of a push. I love that movie. Now I want to watch it. It's so good.

I think I've ruined it for you with because that Google 11 thing is so crazy. It's not like it's 20 years later. Either it's 2009. Wait, does he Google 911 or does he actually put the slash in there? I should tell you, so he gets, he has the ring, the cup ring on the page with 911 2001 or it might be 911 01. I don't remember exactly. But so he writes it, those numbers up on the dry erase board.

And then he starts, he starts breaking them up. Like, so it's like 91, 10, 1. Right, right, right. Oh, what is this? That's not right. That's not right. Yeah, exactly. So he's like trying to find it.

It's the best. It's like, it's like, if I were, if I were the director and the writer had come up with that, I'd be like, no, no, I'm not putting that in the movie. That's stupid. That is really stupid. Nope. It stays dead. It stays or I walk.

I'm so glad they did though. So anyway, that guy's anti-Semitic, but he made, he allowed me to talk about knowing, so. And now we all know. So he's still an asshole. Now, Jordan. Yeah. You may remember a ways back on the show months, months and months ago. Then the answer is no.

We talked about, you'll remember this. Okay. We talked about a guy named Don de Grand Prix. Oh yeah. Of course I remember that. What am I going to forget? The greatest name we've ever heard? Something none of us will ever forget.

He's a complete crazy dude and a liar. But Alex gets another call. The guy tells him that he loves the Obama deception. And then he says this, which will mic down on this. Okay. It's short, but it is my favorite clip. I think I've ever heard on this show. It made me laugh so hard.

Anyway, another thing. What's the latest on Colonel Don de Grand Prix? Have we found out how he's doing? Yes, he's, he died. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, anyway, thanks Alex. Doing a great job. Thank you, sir.

I appreciate your call. Any updates? He's dead. Sorry to hear about that. Anyways. Yeah. You're going to talk about them Jews anytime soon. Different color, but man, oh God, I love that so much.

All right. He's been dead for years. Wait, so what kind of answer was he hoping for? I don't know. I think Alex was suggesting that he might still be alive like weeks before this or something like that. Remember, he did bring up his name not too far back, but now he did.

He did. The pause in there is so good. I love this just like, well, all right. I will talk to you later then, I guess. That news was tough to hear. So I want to know, I want to know more about that guy. Don de Grand Prix is very important. So sure.

Not important enough to know whether he's dead or alive. Right. Right. Important and we need an update on him. Yeah. He's dead. Well, all righty then. You're doing a good job, Alex.

I will mourn in private. Are you dude? Who would call into the show just like asking for, oh, that's great. It's great. I don't know him. So we get another caller here. And he is the bearer of bad news,

which will bring us back to Alex's. Don de Grand Prix is alive. He's a witch. No, it's not that. It's Alex's earlier attempt to bring up the draft narrative. Yeah. This caller helps him make that presentation a little bit more salacious.

Go ahead. You're on the air, Brian. Thank you, Alex Jones. I just want to say I love your work and I love the Obamaception and I'm handing it out as many people as I can. First, let me ask you, what are they saying when they get a copy?

Boo. Fuck you. I think people are pretty surprised. Some people are pretty hesitant to take it. But I've got death threats to people telling me that I should be killed or they're calling me a Republican or a racist. Well, maybe.

And all that too. My main reason for the call is the draft bill passed the Senate, 74 to 14. I don't know if you were aware of that. No, I wasn't. I can't keep track of it all. What is the Senate bill on that? I actually had it printed out.

I can't keep track of the biggest story that I'm telling you. What is it? Service for All Ages Act or something like that? Yes. Okay. Guys, Google Service for All Ages Act. Pull up Paul Wilson's article from Thursday. But I predicted it would pass the Senate

because they're even more globalist than the House, on average. Cool. There's a really easy way to keep track of this stuff. The government has websites that, like the government publishing office, it has a website where they put up every, even like introduced bill and stuff like that. If he knew about that,

he could have gone to there and found the different versions of the bill and seen the changes that have been made and realized, oh, guys, everything I was complaining about isn't real. Sorry, that's in the past. Whatever. Oh, sorry.

And it also has a bill tracker on it. We can keep track of like, oh, this was introduced. Right now it's in committee. Oh, and then you check back a couple of days later. Oh, look at this. It's being debated on the floor. All that stuff is a resource that is very available. And Alex seems to have no idea that that's available,

which is troubling considering in 2009, he's been on air for nigh on 24 years. Right. That's crazy. He does know. He has to have his staff Google a supposed name of the bill. Yeah. That's not good.

Yep. That's really bad. It's right there for him. That is Obama deception level of research. He does know when a domino's pizza is going to get there, though. That is true. He can track that.

Pizza tracker. Absolutely. Ah, god damn it, Pete. Take my pizza out of the oven. Oh, it's on the way. Very exciting. So Alex doesn't quite believe this guy. And he is needing his staff to Google it and figure out

what's really going on. Right. Because he doesn't trust anybody who doesn't work at InfoWars. Why would you? That's foolish. That's crazy. Yeah. So he has this guy named Matt Martin come on the show.

He's a GOP operative out of Missouri. This guy is important. I guess it's not really all that important. But he works with a anti-abortion group in Missouri. He ended up later being one of the guys that CNN would go to for Trump defense. Great. And then he ended up getting fired

unceremoniously from CNN because he was such a shithead. Right. Because he's added Missouri to the list of states along with Mississippi and Louisiana. I'm going to have to take that one on the chin. My home state deserves defense, but nah. Nah. He was the guy who they went to after Jeffrey Lord tweeted

a bunch of Nazi shit. And then they had to fire him. So Matt Martin was the guy they chose. They're like, we need someone to defend Trump. Let's get this fucking dick hole. You could just not. Good. How many guys do you need to get to defend Trump

who get fired for saying Nazi shit before you're like, I think there might be a pattern here. No, no, no, no. One is a coincidence. Two is a coincidence. Three still a coincidence. No, I'm pretty sure that's a pattern. No, no, no, no.

That's when it's a pattern. Foolish. So anyway, he is on because as we know, the Mayak report is huge. It's in the air. Biggest deal. Alex has decided because he's dumb that it's calling Ron Paul fans terrorists.

Right. And they are hell bent to get an apology about this. So what Matt Martin has done is he's making moves in order to get this retracted. I'm not sure if it's his efforts or someone else's, but they do eventually get Missouri to redact that or recant. And so he's on. He says something very interesting on this episode.

I think it should illustrate the hypocrisy and patheticness of people like him and like Alex Jones. Our group charged ahead just to sorry to interrupt you. Our group charged ahead and, you know, we have very little in common with the ACLU too often, but we went to the ACLU and said, you guys are supposed to be standing up for civil liberties. This is an example.

And let's, um, let's use your own clout and go ahead. Of course, betraying their true colors. We've heard not an area word from them, and they're not assisting in any ways. I don't really care if they're helping or not. You suck so much if you complain about the ACLU all day long about it being a globalist nonsense fraud. And then when you have a complaint, you're like,

Hey, no one listens to me, but they listen to you. Can you help us? That's real fucking stupid. No. That's real stupid. No, come on. That's next level. Like, hey, look, I wasn't being serious when I said

that you guys were all globalists and you were working to help pedophiles and demons and whatever. I didn't mean that, you know, I need your help. Yeah. Boo. No, no, they're, they're, no, they're hypocritical pieces of shit who could go fucking kill themselves.

I don't give a shit. Yeah. And that's awful, awful. That is the, the score. The ACLU is 100% wrong all of the time. They're globalists and they're evil. Also, we, if you guys are, you know, if you're not busy, if you got some time,

we, everyone thinks that we're a bunch of dicks. Yeah. And we always make bad points when no one listens to us. Right. People seem to like you. It's crazy. You guys are this time and this time only, defenders of the downtrodden who don't have

any kind of a political cloud of their own. That seems to be what Alex Jones says every single time the ACLU defense someone on his side, because that's what they do. They defend whoever needs defending when their civil liberties are being encroached upon. And in this particular instance, nobody's civil liberties were being encroached upon at all.

Seems outside of their purview. So Alex is trying to make people really afraid on this show. Yes. You know, he's talking about the draft and all this. We have this interview about the Mayak report. They're calling us terrorists, all that stuff. And this next clip I think is one of the most weird, it's the weirdest juxtaposition of things,

because he's coming back from break and he's trying to make everyone really afraid. But perhaps the music choice is the exact opposite of what he would have liked. Now they're gone. Youth Brigades, FEMA camps, bills to ban old semi-autos. Open talk and mainstream news about martial law. Come on, baby.

This big police being taught that we're all basically criminals that love America. We got the documents called, the army confirmed it. We had our in-the-fed protest in Dallas. The army was watching us there as terrorists. This is what's going on. This is what's happening. This is the reality and the house is past

a national draft, an expansive draft for women as well, for your children under federal control. They're taking over right now. But please don't feel it. Seasons don't feel the reef. Be afraid of everything. Through the wind and the sun and the rain. We can be like they are.

They're gonna kill you. That's nuts, man. I love that. Thematically, you couldn't set up a better- No, that's great. You couldn't set up a better signal that you're fucking with people. Then to make them afraid over, don't fear the reaper.

Look, that's crazy. So that's great. But also, I don't know if you noticed that, but that's the second time so far that he's talked about the draft and specifically been like, they're gonna get your women too. Yeah.

That's weird. You can't have them getting your women. He brings that up over and over again. And I know that that's probably just because it is a theoretical difference from the old draft that was just for men. But still, it feels like he's trying to make people he's trying to trigger people's, his listeners,

like chivalrous defenses or whatever. I think that's what he's trying to register. I suppose they would consider it chivalrous defense, but in reality, it's more like, well, now we can't control them. That's why I almost said chauvinist. You can't give women guns. Yeah, chauvinist defense is definitely the way to go.

It's a thin line between the two. So, you know, you should fear the reaper. That's definitely true. And you should fear everything else. You should fear the globalists. You should fear this draft bill. You should fear the Mayak report. You should fear Obama, who's clearly a demon,

all that sort of thing. I'm more afraid of one of those water filters falling on me. Those things are huge. They're big as a fucking school bus. Don't loft it. Don't loft your water filter. So the reason that I'm trying to bring this home about being afraid is because Alex Jones, I don't know if you know this.

We've done like 200 episodes of this show, but I don't know if you know this. Alex Jones is a brave man. He's very brave. He has a steely front to himself that he puts on. A brave face. He faces adversity. He faces the globalists at every turn.

Of course. And he is not shaken by them. He says, no, I will meet you on the battleground and I will keep strong visage. You're really havin' this one up. You know what, there's no reason to. You just needed it? I just went down a weird road.

And then I just kept talking. Anyway, the point is that Alex is never afraid of the globalists and the New World Order, but today he is. Oh, no. Normally, I'm so deep into fighting the New World Order that I don't let it get to me. And it's always in the late hours of the evening that it really upsets me.

Because I'm drunk. It shakes me. But. Now we're just listening to the song. Now we're just listening to the song. Setting up the most hardcore tyranny ever seen. Integrating the Nazis, the Soviets, all of their systems. Youth brigades, forced drafts, tattletale squads.

Get three more examples. We're still trying to confirm if it's past the Senate. AP reports they're debating it. We don't have a headline yet. They call it AmeriCorps, expanding national service in the New York Times. The AP calls it Senate set to vote on expansion of AmeriCorps. But I have the bill here in front of me.

It's the wrong version of the bill. If he just went to the government publishing office, it would be so easy. Like he just went and looked into it. He could see a different version of the bill. My bad guys, sorry. That's all he's doing. He ends up reading portions of the bill later.

And it's like, oh, yeah, that's the old version. Oh, yeah. Okay, you got the bill in front of you, but it's the wrong one. It's crazy how amateurish this is. And he has multiple people working there. No one is like, hey, Alex, you're lying. You're lying by omission of fact here. Does he think that if they pass any version of the bill,

all versions of the bill get passed? Maybe. I mean, based on his total ignorance about this sort of thing, maybe he thinks that. And I should also be clear and point out that even if the introduced version of the bill passed, it wouldn't have created a draft or forced service on everybody. No, no, no.

That's also a misunderstanding of the original text of the bill. But the part that says mandatory service is from the old version of the bill. It's really just about trying to see if there is a way to set something like that up for whether it would be helpful or not. Which implies that the answer could be, you set up this study, you find out, no, it's not helpful. So you wouldn't do it.

And then it goes away. Right. That's entirely possible based on the language of the introduced bill, but that language was stricken from it. So who gives a shit? Alex is just dumb. This is dumb. It's very dumb.

I mean, he's also willfully ignorant about it. No, I'm sure. It's a little bit of both. It's weird. Yeah. It's weird. But you would think that anybody in there would be like, Alex, you're going down a road real hard, this draft road.

And it's based on a very elementary misunderstanding that you're making. You should save yourself the trouble of looking like a dick in hindsight because. I don't think anybody's ever said that to him. Because the version that has that language taken out, this is the 24th here. At least five days, possibly a week before this,

that language was taken out of the bill. There's no reason why he shouldn't know that. So we look back on this now, like nine years later, and we're like, oh, wow, this is a real indication of outright deceit or just the worst fucking work. And he literally said to the guy, I don't have time to follow up with this. That's true.

My biggest story that I am hamming up all the time. That is a problem. I'm not going to follow up on it. I have been busy not seeing the movie knowing. I've been busy thinking about making another documentary about Obama and the Jews. I was across state lines killing Don de Grand Prix, actually. Got an update on the murder of Don de Grand Prix.

It was me. He's dead. All right. Well, good work. You have a good one. Yep. So in this next clip, Alex goes out to break like a fucking revivalist minister.

He is feeling the spirit. My God, it's a vortex of evil. And they want your bank accounts. They want your children. They want you to be indentured servants. This is it. They're launching attacks at every level. You've got to wake up.

You've got to get the Obama deception on DVD and get it out to everybody. They're openly announcing. They want to shut down the web. J. Rockefeller. It's openly happening. This is the time to be awake. This is the time to be involved.

Paul Watson, stay with us. Okay. Okay. Yep. Yep. That wasn't very rousing, actually. No, not really. But I think, you know, the point he was trying to get to

was the buy my DVD. You need to buy the DVD. Give it to everybody. Buy my DVDs. I do like the way he slipped it in the middle there. Like, oh, where are you going? Everybody's coming for you. They're going to kill us by my DVD.

And then they're going for you. And then the Rockefellers. Absolutely. It's that crazy thing where it's like, you know, sort of mid-level manipulators and liars know that if you say what you mean last, it's really glaring. Oh, it's obvious. It's really overt.

Yeah. Yeah. So I think Alex is sort of in that camp. But like he said there, Paul Watson. What? Paul Joseph Watson has called in. He's on the line. It's a very rare 2009 verbal Paul Watson appearance.

So now you can say that the UK is added to the list of Mrs. Shippee, Missouri, and Louisiana. And Sheffield. So Paul Watson is on the phone. PJ Dubbs, if you're nasty. And he has to be the bearer of the actual bad news for Alex. Paul Watson, I know I'm ranting, but we should be ranting. My God, I'm sick of this.

Alex, it passed the Senate last night. I mean, it's been so little coverage of it. Oh, my God. We didn't even see it. Oh, my God, how did you confirm that? Red level. Red level. How did you?

Whoa. How did you discover that? Get me the documentation. How did you discover that? It's the headline in National Service Corps Bill Clears than a hurdle. It's the New York Times 74 to 14 Clears. Where did you find that?

The New York Times. Oh, God, they're going to do everything. You know why I freak out? Because I keep thinking we're going to stop them. We're going to back them off. And folks, they're going to do it all. They're going to stage terror attacks next. They're going to launch new wars next.

Paul, this is, they're going for the gun confiscations coming, folks. Sure. They're coming for your guns. Paul, read me the article. That has the feel of a play. He is really overactive. Oh, yeah.

You can hear that in the way. That is a big part of it. And then the way his brain is working, like jumping around from idea to idea, finally landing on guns, guns, guns. Oh, there we go. That's the one. That's the one.

Yeah. Yeah, it's very clear. This is performative to a great degree. And that leads me to think that he does know that it's not a draft. Yeah, exactly. You always wonder, what is the lie? What is the element of trickery?

Is he dumb enough to think that this is a draft? And that to me indicates no. He knows that this is just a good advertisement for his documentary. Yeah. This is the Obama deception ad, getting people real riled up. And banking on the fact that they won't remember a week from now when you've moved on to another narrative.

Which is why he's really mad that the bill passed. Because so long as they're debating the bill, you can feel like we're fighting it. But once the bill passes and nothing happens. And Orrin Hatch said that it was the most bipartisan bill they'll see all year. That's because they're all globalists, Dan. Bingo.

Exactly. That quote Alex actually probably could use. Yeah, right. Yeah. He should be doing that. Yeah. We've got to stop giving advice to 2009, Alex. Yeah.

Yeah, you're right, though. So many of these other bills that he brings up are stupid things that die in committee or dumb shit Ron Paul's trying to do. And as long as there isn't forward progress with it, then yeah, you can just use that forever. Right. Like he still uses the Emergency Centers Establishment Act,

the Titan Committee in 2009. Of course. So like, yeah. But it could be resurrected at any time. Rex 84 is erected. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Which is a terrible thing. But now it's great. But it's great. You're right, though. Yeah. Yeah. That is an interesting thing I hadn't thought about. The fact that once it passes, it kind of hurts.

He's probably, yeah. Yeah, because nothing's going to happen. Yeah. Because he knows it's all bullshit. Yeah. But that doesn't stop him from fake crying about it. Oh, he's going to fake cry? He has no past.

It is now law. Mass total slavery. It is confirmed. Again, we're not omnipresent. That's why I call her alerted this hour ago. In my gut, all I've been thinking about is just the last two days that they were debating. And I've been sick at my stomach.

I have been very upset. Because this is disgusting. Oh, this is bad. This is so horrible. Our precious blood is completely falling to this. Yeah. Andy also said he's upset at his stomach again. That's not good.

So that's just a thing he says, apparently. 01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:20,720 That's a weird thing to say. I don't know if you've ever, I know you have, but I don't know if everyone listening has ever listened to the Dead Authors podcast where Andy Dailey plays Elron Hubbard. Amazing.

But that right there, Alex pretending he's sad sounds exactly like Andy Dailey. That makes me feel bad. Do not trust the quivering lip of this man. It really sounds exactly like someone hamming it up. Playing for comedy almost. It's crazy. Yeah, that's awful.

Alex has no sincerity in him at all. It's crazy. So in 2018, Alex is really mad about the idea that people are calling Donald Trump Hitler or calling people in the alt-right Hitler, that sort of thing. Right. Especially right after the election, it's all this like,

he just got into office. What are you doing? All that sort of thing. Now we see here, we're listening to this. It's March 24th, 2009. Obama's been in office about two months and nine days. Here's what Alex says about him. I want to commend all of you out there.

I want to commend you right now. And I don't know if I'll make it through all this, but I know this. We're going to be bastards in the end. God's promised us that. And all the king's horses and all the king's men are going to put the stink of New World Order together. It is going to be forged.

It will rise and it will begin collapsing. The moment they put the capstone on it. You look at that man on your screen, Barack Obama, that is a would-be dictator. That is the elite empowering him. You want to see a Stalin or a Hitler? You are looking at the next Adolf Hitler. You are looking at the next Joseph Stalin.

He has a spirit of wicked power. He has a spirit of deception. He is highest caliber evil. That was quick. Yeah. What did he do? He was on the screen. Oh, okay. All right.

Okay. He thinks he's starting a draft. I mean, literally, what did he do in the first two months in nine days? Well, Alex misread a bill. Right. But he didn't write it. No. There was the stimulus that quick. I don't know.

I don't know. Oh, no. No. No. Obamacare wasn't even a twinkle in anybody's eye just yet. Alex misread a bill. Right. He hired Rahm Emanuel.

Well, that is bad. That is bad. I will agree there. I think you might think that for different reasons for Alex. Yeah. Well, yes. That's about it. That is about it. I mean, I think he played some basketball.

Sure. That's scary. That's Hitler-esque. Hitler had a great jump shot, by the way. That's true. Yeah. I don't know. I can't think of a whole lot else that isn't like, I mean, because he's a while to start presidenting.

Well, I mean, Obama didn't write the Mayak report. No. So that's not on him. Yeah. I think I'll just misunderstandings that Alex has that could be cleared up with just a little reading or talking to somebody that you don't then start yelling at. Yeah. That's that could solve all of this.

Anyway, this is so the Don de Grand Prix call was one of the things that made me laugh so hard. And now Don de Grand Prix is going to call it. I wish. That'd be great. He wants to know about Israeli dual citizenship. No. That call made me lose my shit.

And I was like, that's one of the big reasons why I'm like, so glad to be listening to the show instead of the documentary. Hell yeah. But then this, he gets a call towards the end of the show. And this is so weird. Alex's response to this guy is unfathomable. I have no idea what's going through his head. Let's go ahead and talk to Jason in Kentucky.

Jason, go ahead. Hey, Alex, I'm 29. I've been married for about a year now. And my wife and I are sitting having our first child and bringing a baby into this world. I know you are a similar age, similar age. And you have to do it. Do it.

Do it. Oh, what? What? What? Whoa. Me and my wife are thinking of it. Do it. Go ahead and bring my fucker now.

No. No. Justation is nine months. I don't know if we have that much time. I can't, I can't quite figure out what I think about this call because I think Alex is sussing out that he's Jason in Kentucky. He's a white guy. Yeah.

So you should have kids. I suppose. I think that might be a part of it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? If it was Mohammed from Florida or whatever, I don't think he'd scream, have more kids. Yeah, I doubt it.

It does feel that way. But I don't know. I think that the greater context of the call is Jason's asking him, the world's getting bad. We're thinking about having kids should be still. That's the point. And Alex's point on it is like... We're going to need more whites in the end.

Well, see, that's behind everything. But at the same time, the way he presents it is this idea it's a wonderful time to be able... They can live through the great change or whatever, which I still think. I'm going to go boo on that. Oh, it's a bad argument because this shit's going to get really bad. And everyone's like, the dollar's going to get devalued and we're going to have food lines.

And people are going to turn into cannibals after a week and all that other... The summer of rage that's coming. Right. You don't want to have to protect a baby through that. And a baby isn't really going to experience it until it's years old. Right. So I mean, that's just going to be traumatic.

It's going to be something that... Should we make it through to the other end? That baby's going to need years of therapy. Or what if you have the baby and then you die? You're in the... You get cannibalized. What if it's a curious case? Baby comes out and adult.

Or what if it's like Jack? Baby grows really fast. I don't want to talk about Jack. I don't either. I don't want to talk about Jack. I'd rather talk about tippy toes, dude. Fine. The thing is, all of Alex's arguments, that sort of idea of...

It'll be a remarkable time to live through and all that stuff. That falls flat. And the only thing that really feels like Alex is he thinks this guy's white and he's afraid of the demographic cliff. That sort of thing. That's the only thing I can really think of. Or he thinks the great change is actually going to be 15 to 25 years away. Sure.

That's... Or even 10. If that's the case, then he should shut the fuck up about this draft. Oh, Alex, we're hoping to have a kid here. Do it! Do it! They're going to need more people in the draft. They're going to draft babies.

Yeah, they're going to draft babies next. I know about that. Women first, then children. That's just science. So he talks to this caller, tells him to have a family, and then he gets back to doing what he does best, which is pretending to cry. Okay. I got really upset earlier because it just hits me.

I can't just sit here day after day calmly talking about this when they just passed a mega draft for women as well. And they won't even say the news. Really gotta stop saying it like that. When they go, a volunteer thing just passed and you're reading it, it says compulsory service. I mean, you know, and they're building death camps. I mean, I just...

This doesn't have to happen if people will get up off their big, bad bunch. You're going to make me feel bad. That's sad. Jesus. Yeah. It's really, like, it's stupid and funny, but it's so dumb when you're like, when you have the information, you know, like, you know, that he's reading the wrong version of the bill.

It's just, you look at this and you're like, Alex, what are you even doing? Does he know women are already in the military? He's not into it. Oh, he's not? I don't know. I don't think... That seems odd. I don't know.

I think, I think you... You know what? I don't know his position on that. If I had to guess, I would say he's probably one of these guys who's like, they shouldn't serve with men or something like that. Oh, boy. Yeah. It feels like...

Because you can't control men's behavior. It feels like he might be on that tip, but I don't know. I'm talking irresponsibly. I don't know his position. Yeah, that's weird. I would be surprised now if there was a draft that didn't... Like, if there was a draft, like, which would be stupid and awful. Yeah.

But if there was, I would be shocked if it was just a male draft. I think that... Doesn't that sound crazy? It does, yes. Yeah, that sounds insane. Yeah. So we have one more clip, Jordan.

01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,280 And it's where Alex is dismounting. He's ending the show. Yep. And we see what this is kind of really about for him. All this pageantry of faking, crying, misunderstanding, old versions of things. I sent some gold by in coming soon. But I'm telling you, I am powerless without you.

Everybody tells me what I should do in this. I am busting my butt. And I'm not saying I'm good because I did that. It's my duty. But I mean, I am not all-powerful. I'm nobody. I'm just some average guy. It's all up to you.

I need everybody to drop what they're doing, get the Obama deception, buy the LGBT copies. By a thousand. Let me tell you, if you... What are you gonna do with a thousand? ...a fake grassroots movement, if you'll turn it loose, the truth is more powerful than the lie. We will kick their ass.

And I'm sorry I'm talking like that, but I am... I am literally... I'll tell you, I wanna fight for freedom. I wanna fight evil. And I feel like I can take on 20 people right now. You know that feeling? I don't. I thought you were just an average guy.

Yeah, but you can take on 20 men because he's fighting for freedom. Oh, okay. And I don't know that feeling. But also, I'm here to say, the truth does not spread faster than the lie. That is... No, no, it does not, Dan.

The truth is not more powerful than the lie in any way. Very slow. In any way. Even nine years ago, the lie is so powerful and so much stronger than truth. Propaganda is incredibly effective when you have a dumb asshole putting out a documentary film

where Ron Paul's brother says that three people passed the Federal Reserve Act. Yep. And then, like, legitimately, I wanted to do an entire episode about... There was a... You can find this on YouTube if you want. You can go listen to it.

There is an episode of Opie and Anthony where Patrice O'Neill goes on and tries to tell them about the Obama deception. It's an hour long, him talking about how great this movie is and shit. I wanted to do an episode of our show where we're like, this is the effect of a documentary like this.

Right. You have a respected comic in someone who people think is a really brilliant guy, like Patrice O'Neill. Or at least a brilliant comic. Sure. He's coming on to Opie and Anthony, a show that people like,

a very popular show that isn't necessarily in that right-wing, patriot world, and you have someone falling for the ideas that are put forth in the documentary. At one point in the interview, or it's not an interview, they're just sitting around, but in one point in that appearance,

fucking Patrice starts talking about Nathan Rothschild and his thing at Waterloo. So he's just regurgitating Nazi propaganda that he's heard from the likes of Alex Jones. Maybe he watched Endgame also. Right. So he's just repeating these things unexamined. And so, no.

The lie is very powerful. The lie makes you a millionaire. The truth is what we are doing, and it's not working all that great. It's working better than it has any business working because it's you and me doing it. But we're not... Yeah.

I mean, it's still relatively the same ratio as the lie click count versus the retraction click count. You know, whenever Fox News or somebody puts up something that's clearly bullshit, and then everybody calls them out on it and they write the retraction. Or when Alex apologizes to Hamdi Ulakaya. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. One is a lot and one is not as much. Yeah. So, I mean, there's a lot of bullshit here. Alex is going down a road that is very easy to explain why this is stupid, the draft narrative. But it's still so much better than the last two weeks of my life.

So, I'm thrilled to be listening to his show again. I think this would be worth it just for that Donda Grand Prix. I didn't. Do you have an update on Donda Grand Prix? Bad news. What? He's dead again.

Oh, no. Came back. Well, listen, I think it's time to sign off then. Yeah, I think so. I think that's one of the reasons this episode was kind of a little shorter than maybe it would have been is because this narrative is so flimsy. It's so thin.

Oh, it's nonsense. And most of the show does end up being Alex just fake crying and yelling about the draft and stuff. And I'm like, well, no, no, that's not this. And then also our rhythm, you know, we had a week off. I think I rushed through some stuff. I think we're getting back into it. I know, but I think I rushed through some stuff.

I've taken some notes, some mental notes about how we're supposed to do this show. All right, Jesus. And we'll be back better than ever next time. Sounds like a plan. So, Jordan, we have a website. What is that? It's knowledgefight.com.

I thought it was Donda Grand Prix update.com. No, but I'm going to buy that. I think that sounds like a great idea. Still dead. I'm going to also legally change my name to Don. Donda Grand Prix. Don Indy 500. We also are on Twitter, knowledge underscore fight.

Indeed. We're on Facebook. You can join the group. Go home and tell your mother you're brilliant. It's one of our favorite things to do. It's so great. A lot of fun happening over there. We're also on iTunes.

People can subscribe, leave a review, tell your friends. Snitch on the show. I know that we say no snitching. No, not this time. Snitch all you want. Tell people. Yeah, it'd be nice. Anyway, Jordan Donda Grand Prix.

I don't know. Oh my God. It's Donda Grand Prix. The guy. He might have killed somebody. He might have killed somebody. I think the way he presents himself, definitely like his sort of autobiographical life story

definitely does involve murder. So you got to pump the brakes on him. Right. Paul Joseph Watson probably hasn't killed anybody. And this is a rare appearance of him verbally being on the show. That's true. That's crazy.

We got to celebrate that by pointing out that he probably hasn't killed anybody, even though he has admitted that he did a bunch of drugs when he was younger, which all right. Hey. Hey, Paul Joseph Watson. Yeah. Probably hasn't killed anybody.

But his employer, Alex Jones, technically probably killed a dude. Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-name caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.

I love you.