Knowledge Fight - #26: March 30 (Special Report)
Episode Date: April 3, 2017Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a Special Report Alex Jones released on March 30th. It was supposed to be about Democrats trying to take out Trump, but really it was just Alex getting on air drunk ...for over two hours and saying a bunch of horrible things. Topics covered include: A $54 million skull covered in diseased semen Alex Jones swearing for over a minute straight Alex Jones may or may not be thinking about selling his car How many ways are there to learn things?
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Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
I love you.
Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan.
Today we are here to do another episode of this here podcast about the life and times of Alex Jones
and Infowars and what have you.
That sounds like the worst Dickens novel, the life and times of Alex Jones.
What it really is is a folk history about our modern times.
The twist.
Did he walk around all of Texas spreading and growing bigotry everywhere?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bullshit. He just spread bullshit like some sort of
liar Johnny Appleseed.
You betcha.
Johnny Lyre seed is Alex Jones. The twist of the show here.
What's the twist?
It's like a chocolate and vanilla swirled ice cream cone.
This twist.
All right.
It is like Tony Hawk's finishing move.
Finishing move.
I have no idea what is happening right now.
He had a kick flip McTwist.
Did you just?
That was his special move in Tony Hawk 2.
Okay.
I don't know.
All right.
Anyway.
We're off track.
I know a lot about Infowars and Alex Jones in particular.
I do not know anything about Alex Jones and Infowars at all.
And therein lies the fun.
Guys, today what we're going to be doing, generally what we do is we have a day in the
life of Alex Jones.
We take one day of the Alex Jones show and I find clips to bring to you, Jordan,
and to you, our audience.
And we get to enjoy them all together.
Today is a little different.
Okay.
Today we're going to be discussing a special report.
Oh, shit.
Alex put out a two hour long special report last Thursday on March 30th.
You can find it up on YouTube.
Okay.
And I want to say this.
All right.
It is a coincidence that I watched this.
Yeah, that is not.
What?
That is not a thing.
I usually don't watch the special reports.
And this is a coincidence.
I usually only watch the Alex Jones show.
Like this is a meat cute, like you accidentally bumped into it at the grocery store and you're
like, oh, hey, what's your name?
I could have easily missed this and thank God I didn't.
Okay.
Because it's some of the most crazy shit I've ever heard in my life.
It's astounding.
Okay.
It's ostensibly called a special report with Alex Jones, democratic plan, battle plan
to remove Donald Trump from office.
All right.
So basically he set out to talk about COG, the continuity of government stuff.
I'm already a big fan of you saying he set out to do this, which implies that we're not
getting anywhere near that.
Nope.
Okay.
It is mentioned.
What sort twice?
Like the Y2K episode.
He's like, yeah, Y2K.
Anyways, we're all going to die.
I want to get to the episode and our breakdown, but I forgot we got to get to our out of context
drop.
So I'm like, I'm getting Directives Baby from George Frick in Washington.
Hell yeah.
He was explaining how Putin doesn't tell him what to do.
He gets Directives Baby.
I'm getting Directives Baby.
That should give you some sense.
What's going on there?
That is exactly what I say before I go down on a woman.
That's exactly what I say.
I tweeted about this, so I might as well let the cat out of the bag.
Alex is drunk for two hours on this episode.
He is fucking shithouse wasted.
All right.
Excellent.
There is no doubt about it.
He recorded this in the evening.
Is it like nine o'clock at night?
So I'll give you the broad strokes.
Alex has been drinking all day.
He's fucked up.
Okay.
He wants to talk about how the government is going to usurp Trump,
but he can't stay on mission.
Okay.
Can't stay on target.
The first 15 minutes are boring as shit.
Of course.
He gets Roger Stone in and they have an interview.
Oh, that's bad.
Roger Stone leaves at about 50 minutes in and Alex loses his shit.
So we're not going to talk much about the Roger Stone portion of the show
because quite honestly, it's just the two of them doing like a wrestling shoot promo
about like come at me, bitch.
Right, right, right.
Like Roger Stone is trying to flex on the House Intelligence Committee real hard.
He calls them pussies like that, which leads us to a right around the 17 minute mark.
Alex Jones says this, it's probably my favorite clip.
We've ever played on this show.
I don't know how anything is going to top it.
I've listened to this conservative estimate 40 times because it is amazing.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Strap it in.
I am ready.
I am more than ready.
Let me say this right now.
Let me tell I'm not against gay people.
Okay.
I love them.
They're great folks.
But Schiff looks like the archetype archetypal cocksucker with those little deer in the
headlight eyes and all his stuff.
And there's something about this fairy hopping around,
bossing everybody around trying to intimidate people like me and you.
I want to tell Congressman Schiff and all the rest of them.
Hey, listen, asshole, quit saying Roger and I, and I never used cussing in 22 years,
but the gloves are off.
Listen, you son of a bitch.
What the fuck's your problem?
You want to sit here and say that I'm a goddamn fucking Russian.
You get in my face with that.
I'll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch.
You piece of shit.
You fucking goddamn fucker.
Listen, fuckhead.
You fucking crossed the line.
Get that through your goddamn fucking head.
Stop pushing your shit.
You're the people that have fucked this country over and gang raped the shit out of it and
lost an election.
So stop shooting your mouth off, claiming I'm the enemy.
You got that?
You goddamn son of a bitch.
Fill your hand.
I'm sorry, but I'm done.
You start calling me a foreign agent.
Those are fucking fighting words.
Excuse me.
That's art.
Oh God.
He cusses like an eight year old.
Did he just discover how the word fuck works?
Listen up, you fucking he fuck fuck.
Fuck fuck, motherfucker fuck.
The fact that he one can't pronounce archetypal.
Archetypal.
And two, he goes straight to cocksucker.
I have nothing against gay people.
They're great people.
Everybody's a cocksucker, a fucking cocksucker.
Fuck fuck fuck.
This, this fairy thinks he can intimidate us.
Does he not understand words?
I think he doesn't understand how hateful words are, especially his words.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck, do I love that though?
I almost want to play it again.
It's so good.
Guys, just rewind the podcast.
Listen to it again.
It's so good.
I'm going to get that tattooed on my like arm.
That whole thing.
Boy, you're going to need some detailed work on that.
Or I'm going to memorize it and try and enter a speech tournament.
Pretend you're in high school all over again and just walk in there.
Yeah.
So, so that.
That's too good.
That clip should be an indication of where we're starting.
I haven't cussed for 20 years.
And then just a non-stop, non-stop stream of invective thrown around like an idiot.
Listen up, you goddamn cocksucking motherfuckers.
Fuck shit.
God, you're the ones who fuck this country up.
I don't need that bullshit.
Don't call me a Russian fucking agent.
Fuck you.
Fuck fuck.
I don't know.
Fucking fuck.
I don't know if I have the clip of him saying this because I think it was surrounded by nothing.
But he is like, I'm sorry if kids were listening.
What a dick.
So he's drunk.
Yeah, yeah.
No, he's definitely drunk.
That's not coming from, that's not coming from a place of mental sobriety right there.
Absolutely not.
After this, like Roger Stone is sitting there while he's, he's on this, this, this.
This is while Roger Stone is there.
Yeah.
Because Roger Stone started, I cut out the beginning part where he's like, Adam Schiff is a
pussy and that's sort of what led Alex down the road to all this fucking threatening talk.
Right.
But Roger Stone's response is just, I don't think I've ever been involved in a campaign
where we've questioned someone's patriotism.
Bro, come the fuck off it.
Yeah, yeah.
You're calling Hillary Clinton a Chinese agent every time you're on the fucking show.
He's questioned Barack Obama's legitimacy.
But she's a patriotic Chinese agent.
Nobody's questioned how patriotic she is.
It's just that she's patriotic for China.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
I love these guys.
They are so stupid.
So crazy stupid.
So bad.
And it's, it's all of them.
Like every time somebody finally like receives what it is that they are doing,
they just lose their shit and they can't make that small connection from like,
oh, I feel this way when somebody says this.
I wonder if other people feel this way when I say this, they just can't do it.
There's just that tiny little jump.
All you have to do is stop for one second and then be like, oh, I've learned empathy.
Yeah.
Like it's insane.
Meanwhile, later on, we're going to get into Alex really going hard about how everyone
hates him because he loves everyone.
Oh, boy.
So keep that empathy argument in mind for later.
So good.
We just listened to a minute plus of Alex swearing and running his mouth, which is
followed up by this.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a guy that shoots his mouth up, but man, if that asshole is sitting
there calling me a Russian agent, I'm, I'm, Rand Paul had a lot of guts to just walk out of there.
I mean, it's just, it's an American.
It is so insulting to hear I'm an agent of a foreign power when all I do is defend this
country against globalists and we've been sold out.
It pisses me off, man.
And I used to tell you, settle down.
For months, bitching.
And now I get it.
It's like something fundamental.
Well, and where is Mitch McConnell?
Cause disparaging the character, the violation of center rules of a senator is a violation
of the rules.
I get again.
So this is, this is in reference to John McCain talking about Rand Paul rules.
Oh, I don't want them to violate rules.
We would never insist that Russians infiltrate our government in order to get the bad guys
out.
That's, that's definitely not violating rules.
I would hate it if we violated rules.
Everybody needs to go one by one down that little, you know,
it's not like we have on air repeatedly said that we're part of and support a soft coup
against our government.
It's not like we don't support the most corrupt administration in the history of the
United States.
So, so hold on.
So that was, I just needed to give the context that this is about John McCain.
Yes.
Saying that Rand Paul is acting in Russia's best interest.
He's an agent of Russia.
Of course.
On the Senate floor.
And they're like, that's against the rules.
And then they get to this.
I guarantee you that if this were some conservative,
questioning the patriotism of some liberal,
believe me, the Senate would be in high.
Remember Pocahontas got her thing question.
And the Senator got censured.
Exactly right.
And she should have been because she broke the rules.
The rules.
So important.
I really hate it.
I hate the calling Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas.
That's maybe he was actually talking about Pocahontas though.
That's entirely possible.
Was she ever censured on the Senate floor?
I haven't read that, but who knows?
That was in the sequel.
There's no one watched.
That was in Pocahontas too.
Oh, okay.
That makes sense.
So this next clip.
Gives us a little bit of insight into why Alex might be this drunk.
Okay.
Because we've watched his life fall apart over the past couple months.
This has been a strange thing.
When we first started doing this, we were like,
ah, this is just going to go on the same way it has for 20 years.
And this has just been a documentation of a man falling into
pure and abject misery.
He's hitting more sort of roadblocks and hazards than Mr. Magoo.
Like he's just, he's blindly stumbling through.
Like he thinks he's being strategic, but then he's like, oh, nope.
Nope.
You fucked up here.
Your ads are gone.
Now, whoops.
So he got another piece of bad news.
Clearly right before this, which I'm going to theorize started his drinking binge.
Okay.
And I'll let him get it to it in what I'm going to describe as one of the saddest
sales pitches I've ever heard.
Roger Stone is on Skype for this entire thing.
Doesn't say anything.
He's just silent in the background.
Like some sort of floating head.
What's the name of that?
Like the guy who would give them missions on Power Rangers.
Uh, Zardan?
Zordon?
Zoltan, maybe?
No, not Zoltan.
Okay.
Yeah, that's someone else.
Zardaz?
No, that's another one.
That's a different one.
Whatever his name is, that's what Roger Stone looks like.
Right.
Alex Jones has given this pitch.
Despite their algorithms, this is going viral to hundreds of thousands
per channel.
We used to do millions, but they're blocking us.
Go on your own Facebook page.
Go on your own, whatever.
Tell folks right now, tune in to Alex Jones and Roger Stone.
This is the information they don't want you to have.
infowars.com forward slash show has our own feed.
If they cut this out or block it, infowars.com forward slash show.
Retweet at real Alex Jones, whatever.
We're in a war, folks.
I am totally committed to this.
So is Roger Stone.
We're moving forward and just understand that I'm up here at 927.
I'm not bitching.
Wild horses, you know, like Rolling Stone says, couldn't drag me away, but I'm so
honored to be here.
But just to understand, it's people shopping at infowars.com.
On the amazing game-changing nutraceuticals and supplements we have, like X2.
Oh, if you get Roger, I'm going to go back to you just a moment.
Let me just point out to folks.
It was four years ago that we're putting out iodine supplements that you now see in
stores everywhere because iodine is the good halogen fluoride and bromine and bromide are
the bad ones.
They're in everything.
And because we had people basically doing industrial sabotage to block us,
the DEA controls iodine because it could be used to make a bunch of stuff.
You name it, you might seem breaking bad.
It's what you use to make everything.
The point is, though, it's a legal element.
You can have it.
Okay.
And the way we put it in palm oil, it's not used for anything illegal.
But to get the crystals from deep earth mining, that's something that only drug
companies, the Pentagon, it's also used strangely enough in nerve gas, but whatever.
It's really important.
A drop of real iodine will eat through concrete like alien blood in 1970s movies.
That's not real, but this is.
At this point, we haven't gotten to really the bad news portion of it yet.
No, of course not.
You're getting the sense of like, this is a drunk rambly man.
Oh, yeah.
He's just going on with like iodine as a precursor for methamphetamines.
But we put it in palm oil, so it's okay.
It's not dangerous.
I don't know why they use it in poisons.
Anyways, one drop of this stuff will murder everybody, like the aliens in 1970s, you know.
That's a good halogen.
Yeah, this is, you know, the DEA.
When does it just become?
Pretty soon.
Pretty soon.
We'll get there.
Okay.
So the clip goes on.
So powerful that when it's organically through gas, through Russian,
patent that we got for all Russian agents.
My god, it's Russian connection.
Just like NASA's rockets go up on Russia boosters.
We have it.
We've had this for years.
I've had some of the biggest companies out there come and try to buy it from us.
And they wanted us to then be able to just put it in shampoo, but no longer put it on ourselves.
I probably should have done it, but the point is I didn't do it.
They've now gone because they use oil drilling companies.
There's only two states in the U.S. that actually have this.
They hit it at seven to 12,000 feet.
Natural gas is at 15,000.
It's a distillate or a derivative or, you know, something else they hit.
Sometimes like oils at 6,000 feet, they get that little side shoot and the,
you know, natural gas is super deep now.
We don't own property.
We got 15,000 foot deep wells.
Cold put us out of business.
We don't make much money off of whatever colds for everybody, some for it.
Let me say we're four oil companies, but our family has gas wells and coal knocks us out.
What is he fucking talking about?
It's fair warning.
This sales pitch is eight minutes long.
This is insane.
He still hasn't gotten to the bad news portion of it.
And he hasn't.
And Stone is just, just staring.
He's taking a powder.
He's just staring into the camera.
Into the middle distance.
Yes, absolutely.
Does he at least like walk on and off the screen from time to time?
You can't tell because most of the time the camera's on Alex
and he's just giving like an impassion.
Now listen to me.
Here's the deal.
Distillative.
It's 6,000 feet, 12,000 feet.
Coal is probably ruining it, but I love coal.
Coals for everybody.
My family has natural gas wells and, but I still love coal.
I care about family makes money because coal is for everyone.
He's reminding me of Pat Noswald's Dr. Pepperbit.
Yeah.
Where he's falling asleep and then waking up in the middle of the story.
Yep.
Oh God.
And this is maybe 35 minutes into the two hours.
And I have documented evidence that he was drinking throughout the two hours.
Yes, you tweeted out the picture.
I found a picture of him at a sneaky cup.
Dixie cup right there.
You can find that on our Twitter.
And I also later will be playing the audio that made me realize that he's drinking.
Because when Roger Stone's video is on, you can hear him slurp.
You can hear a gulp sound effect into the mics.
Now I want to be totally clear.
We're drinking champagne.
Right.
No, and we're upfront about it.
The difference is we're honest about it and we're not misaligning every minority group.
So we're not.
What one of those two things is more important than the other, but we're doing both.
They work together to make us in the clear for drinking on our podcast,
as opposed to Alex's secret drinking and trying to get everyone to be scared of Muslims.
And screaming, fuck you, you fucking cocksuck and fairies, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.
I don't even care.
I don't even care.
I've never been drunk enough.
He's turning into drunk Tom Waits.
That's what he's doing.
I think Tom Waits would be more pleasant.
Tom Waits would be way more pleasant.
All right, let's see if we can get to this bad news.
Again, $100,000 a month.
You know, family gets like $5,000 a month, but side issues, how the economy works.
I'm glad.
I want America to be back on.
I don't, it didn't bother.
I've never gotten that.
I want money anyways, but as long as I know about oil and gas,
a lot of family that are petroleum geologists and you name it.
I think most of the family's done that after they got out of the military.
It's kind of a family business.
But what I'm getting at here is, after all this is Texas, is that we have the last shipment coming in
that we're about to sell out and one more shipment's coming into 20,000 bottles.
Who normally lasts five, six months.
And right now they found out that we're buying it all up.
And it's more of the political hits, man.
It was 3.3 million last year on google ads profit to then put the company to fund things.
We had the video and we're platinum, they go back to Roger
from seaweed that's still DEA control.
Cause it's nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine like this.
And in chemistry, you want the nine nine nine nine, you know, out to infinity.
Basically you do.
So that's almost a hundred.
They, I'm gonna give, I'm gonna give me media matters run by the globalists and
Soros, the democrats admits they're not trying to get us banned off google entirely.
Not just ad roll.
We don't want to.
And but behind the scenes they've even had,
in fact, my people are like, look, leave it alone.
We're probably going to fix it.
Don't make an issue.
I'm going to make an issue.
Iodine's an element.
You got the best type.
The other stuff's bound as garbage.
It'll, it'll hurt you.
This is incredible stuff.
It's helping everybody.
It's helped me.
And I don't want to get a whole back story.
I will if I have to, but this may be the last shipment we get of this.
Four years has been a good run.
Nobody else has got deep earth crystal sources.
I don't even have to plug this for it to sell out.
It was just coming in, but I'm still 30% off and on bio tricillinium from the mustard seed.
They go to.
Yeah.
So we can cut the rest of that off.
My people have told me.
Yeah.
Don't worry about this.
We'll probably get it fixed.
Yeah.
Nope.
I'm going to scream about it.
I don't know which side I'm going to come down on and believe.
I think that there's probably just a market turn slightly and that they're going to,
they're trying to charge him more for it.
You think so?
Is that your conspiracy theory on this one?
Well, no, that's my Occam's razor explanation.
The conspiracy theory is his version where he's saying like his suppliers are being threatened
and shit like that.
Yeah, that's not true.
No.
No, that's definitely not true.
You know what?
We do have to listen to the rest of this clip.
Okay.
I thought that we could just cut it.
We have to listen to the rest of this because that's where it gets into
people being threatened.
How do we go from iodine being deep earth crystals that he needs?
Sure.
Why do we need the distillate?
Why do we need the deep earth crystals?
Because that's where you get the purest iodine.
Why would you need the good halogen?
Why would you need the purest iodine?
Do you think anybody would notice?
One, it doesn't do anything.
It's all bullshit.
He'll kill you.
Yeah.
It's not even regulated by the FDA what he's selling.
Why not just put fake iodine in there?
He actually does get into that.
It's because he loves everybody that comes up towards the end of this.
Oh, that makes sense then.
But look, let's just dive back into this sales pitch clip where he gets into like
some pretty fucked up things of people getting threatened.
It's like a homeopathic medicine where they're like,
hey, we have to get the purest of dandelion leaves.
We can't get the shit you just find growing in the sidewalk.
And the only place to find them, deep earth.
Yeah, exactly.
It's way down there.
You got a deal for dandelions.
Don't you know the good dandelions grow downwards?
That's obvious.
Everybody knows this.
Duh.
Yeah.
Duh.
Yeah, they're like a horse in carriage.
But that funds us.
Roger Stone's book, $9.95.
Trump, 2020 shirts.
We make like four or five bucks to fund our operation.
I mean, I'm not complaining.
I had some behind the scenes conversations with Roger and Gorsuch today.
It's not just us.
It's daily caller.
It's everybody.
They're coming after Trump.
And I'm not bitching.
I wanted to fight them.
I wanted to win.
I wanted to take off.
You wanted to in the past tense.
Just know, when you get Roger Stone's book
and give it to somebody that doesn't know the truth,
or you get a t-shirt word in public,
or you get X2, which you and your family need to begin with.
You know, them demonizing me a lot about me gets me angry.
But when I've got a really good product,
and it's not just with the iodine,
it's another big national manufacturer
that's one of the top organic brand names said,
yeah, you private labeled our stuff,
and we appreciate you.
But we just got threatened.
I mean, I had a top CIA guy on two weeks ago.
This is obviously Larry C. Johnson.
Yeah, that was not a top CIA guy.
No, he's a discredited of rumor-monger, race-bader,
horrible piece of shit.
He is, in essence, an infowars guest.
That's the other way to shorten.
That's the shorthand for that.
Yeah, so here's, he does not call him out by name,
but here's what happened with Larry C. Johnson.
He's about to get cucked out by Alex.
Oh, no!
And he, I can't even say his name.
I talked to him today, and he said,
listen, I can't come on anymore.
They're threatening my business and my family.
This guy was a section chief,
and you're sitting there talking to a guy
that does stuff all over the world,
but they're threatening him so bad
for coming on and supporting Trump.
He's rolling over, and it's like,
it makes you feel really cold.
It makes you feel alone.
And I'm not saying he's not a man and not tough.
It's just like, I'm not giving up.
Neither is Roger, because-
But this pussy-
I don't understand.
Death is rolling over to these people,
and, you know, it pisses me off when they are,
I've got a lot of tentacles.
You know, I know they're going to attack us.
I've run a lot of tentacles.
He's like a thule.
I fuck Japanese girls.
What else do you do with a lot of tentacles?
But you see that where he's starting down
a line of thought, and then goes to a whole new one.
It's gone.
This is the behavior of a really drunk person.
Yeah.
I've been this guy.
I got a lot of tentacles.
A hundred times in my life.
At the end of this podcast, I am this guy.
I have been this guy so many times,
but I've been smart enough not to be on a race-baiting
political talk show that I have started
while I'm that drunk.
I feel like that's not intelligence.
I don't know.
Maybe you would be if somebody gave you the chance.
Did you ever consider that?
But here's the other thing.
They don't cover any new topics in this two-hour broadcast.
How? Why? Why would they?
But there's no reason to have done it in the first place.
No.
This is only bad for them.
It's an infomercial.
That's what they, they, I, clearly he's set out
to make this a pure sales pitch.
Well, you, I'm using your language now.
He set out to do a thing.
And instead of doing that thing,
he fucking did insane shit.
I think there was still a part of him that thought like,
all right, we are going to cover this COG shit.
We'll get a lot of plugs in on the way.
I'll scare people that we won't have iodine anymore.
And then it just, we're, gotta, gotta cuck out.
Larry Johnson.
Who is threatening Larry Johnson?
No one.
And why, why would anybody threaten Larry Johnson?
It's totally made up.
Or maybe Larry Johnson just went, this is not good.
And I don't want to be associated with this anymore.
I think that those negative parts of Larry Johnson's past,
a lot of people had forgotten about.
And the fact that he's not allowed on cable news shows anymore
because of him being discredited,
has made people just sort of forget.
And he doesn't get tweeted out a lot.
He doesn't get a lot of bad publicity.
He goes on info wars.
And all of that stuff comes back up.
Oh, does it?
I'm going to guess he got a ton of really negative tweets
of people being like, you're a liar and a race baiter.
Really?
The fuck is wrong with you?
Do maybe.
I can't imagine that.
I know there was an article about him on media matters.
So there was some attention.
Recently?
Yeah.
Because of that.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
So I was going to say,
because I still kind of feel like you are the only person
that watches info.
Me and whoever David Brock is employing.
I know, I know.
I swear there's a part of me that's
like nobody else has ever actually watched this show.
And this is just some weird kind of experiment
that Stanford is doing to try and drive you insane.
Oh, no.
I'm in on the experiment.
This is about you.
This is about all god damn it.
You're the test subject.
I knew I was going to get caught someday.
So yeah, I think that's what happened.
Larry Johnson is having his past brought back up to him.
He doesn't like it.
So Alex is asking him to come back on the show.
He's like, eh, you know what?
That was negative for me.
I'm going to fade into obscurity.
Alex can't handle that sort of thing.
And says like, clearly he's being threatened.
The globalists must have gotten to it.
Then meanwhile he can repackage that to prove
that he and Roger Stone are super big men and strong.
Because they're shadow boxing with a non-existent enemy.
The globalists aren't trying to get them.
And it's really easy for them to yell at the globalists.
Yeah.
But let me tell you, let me posit this theory to you.
All right.
They're finally, they seem to be going down.
Look, just because the globalists haven't turned their eye
on Alex Jones in the past, does not necessarily mean
they are not turning their Sauron-esque eye on him now.
Also, this week he has accused them of being of Transylvanian stock.
Oh, OK.
Well, then in that case, does he think it's,
all right, I don't want to ask this question
because I fear the answer.
All right, go ahead.
Do you think Transylvania is real?
Transylvania is real.
It's a part of Romania.
No, I mean, you know what, you know what I mean.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean.
I know what you mean, and the answer is yes.
You know that, you know, he doesn't, here's the thing.
He does not know that Transylvania is a real place.
Right.
But he believes that the Transylvania is a real place.
He thinks Transylvania is a country, probably.
He thinks that Transylvania metaphorically exists,
as in the world of the Dark Lord Draculu.
Exactly, exactly.
But not Vlad the Impaler, if you will.
Right.
Right.
So anyway, let's finish up this clip
so we can get on to greener pastures.
Excellent.
And then they're chopping them off right in front of me.
Those are the tentacles.
And I'm sitting there, and I mean, you know,
I could have sold out to them for,
who wants power over people and be part of this crap of cowards?
Oh, Alex, you do.
I know I'm better than them.
You want it so bad.
Just like Sam Bulley, when I was 12 years old,
that already beat me up three or four times,
but I finally hit puberty.
Says, I'm going to kick your ass outside.
And you know what?
I kicked his ass, and I bashed his head in.
Oh!
And I should have put him in a coma
and a lot of other people.
But the point was, he asked for it.
And you know what?
The other day, that guy might have been six feet tall,
flipped, just flunked three grades,
might have weighed 250 pounds.
He thought it was going to kick the ass,
140-pound person.
I crawled on top of him, and I knocked his teeth out.
And that's what it comes down to.
Look, I may die trying, but you get in a fight with me, man.
It's going all the way, all the way.
He better not find out about our show.
Also, did you notice that the phrasing in there
really strongly implies that he's put multiple people into comas?
Now, here's the only thing.
So normally, I would say, oh, he's just exaggerating
and telling a bullshit lie about that.
The strange thing there was that that really long pause,
suddenly he got introspective about it,
and had one moment in his brain where he's like,
oh, maybe I shouldn't have done that.
Maybe this is not the right road to go down
because it makes me look like a monster.
Yeah, maybe telling people that I beat a man
and put him into a coma is not a good idea.
Well, on the one hand, he was being bullied,
according to his story.
Yeah.
And I don't disagree that someone should stand up to a bully.
Agreed.
I don't think you should be proud if you put that bully then
in a coma.
I think it's probably a bad thing.
Well, it also, the way he describes it,
is a strong indication that he has no ability
to control his temper.
Yeah.
He's saying that he beat him,
like he got on top of him and knocked his teeth in,
and was proud that he put this guy in a coma,
and then theoretically more people in a coma,
and that led to lawsuits being put against his dad.
Yep.
So that's fucked up.
It's insanely fucked up.
That has the ring of like a hulk-out situation,
where his mental illness, which we don't know what it is,
we cannot diagnose it.
But if it is not there, then we are insane.
Yeah.
Like if there is not something mentally wrong,
or not wrong, but abnormal, damaged.
With that man, I quit.
I quit every idea of normal or seeing I have,
if it is also applied to him, I am wrong.
Yeah.
And again, that's, I mean, just in this particular instance,
it's again that like it's real toxic masculinity.
It's as glorifying and fetishizing of violence
as like rites of passage, and so like that,
and I think it's incredibly stupid.
Well, yeah.
But you're a cuck, so.
True.
Total beta cuck.
But you know who aren't cucks?
Who aren't cucks?
All the scary people who listen to Alex Jones.
Oh boy.
In closing, I've talked to a lot of people.
And it's not these agencies and groups don't reach out
and don't do things for PR purposes.
It's because they're risking their lives,
even talking to me.
And about 80% of the CIA, all the guys that do the killing,
the analysts aren't bad either.
There have been a lot of them, like Larry C. Johnson
and others that have spoken out.
But the guys that do the killing are 90% for Trump.
80% of the agency, and it's the big agency obviously.
There's 16 others.
Maybe that's bad.
What, that all?
Maybe it's bad that the guys who do the killing love Trump.
Don't you think if the guys who do the killing love a guy,
it's generally because they're going to do more killing?
Well, in his conception too, like if you really break it down,
I don't know statistically what the ratio of those who kill
and those who don't are in the CIA or the agencies.
I would hope it's low on the kill side.
Although it is one of those things where now that they have
drone strikes, frankly, everybody is a murderer at this point.
Well, would you say maybe 50-50?
No, I would say there's no way that the support structure
is equal to the people doing the killing.
I don't think he's including drones and the doing the killing.
No, but that's what I'm saying.
Like if you've ever seen a spy movie, there's like one spy.
God damn it, Jordan, give me a number.
We all see movies.
80-20.
80-20 does the killing?
20 does the killing.
20 does the killing.
Yeah.
So now 90% of those who...
God damn it, we all seen movies.
Sorry.
You got real mad at me.
Alex's drunk rage is channeling movement.
I hate no.
So 90% of that 80% that does the killing support truck.
No, the 20% does the killing.
So 90% of the 20% does the killing.
So then in order for all of it to equal 80%.
Right?
All of it to equal 80%.
But that has to mean that more than 90% of that 80% and not
more than 90%.
It's still got to be like 75% of that 80% in order to compensate.
Yeah.
Because 20% would be...
Who cares?
Let's not get into math.
Your math is really struggling here.
It is.
I should have prepared that a little bit, but be that as it may.
His argument that 90% of the people who do the killing support
Trump and 80% of the total support Trump means that a vast
majority of the analysts also support Trump.
Yeah.
Which cannot be possible.
These numbers are fake.
Cannot be possible.
So I don't remember what this clip is, but it...
I mean, that's what scares them is that I talk to folks that are all over
the different special operations, command, everything.
Even up to major generals who might have been on the fence before.
They're not for not having prosperity and the Democrats
trying to kill prosperity of the Republicans saying,
we want to bankrupt things to prove Trump's wrong.
That's even getting mercenaries to go, okay, I'm done.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, pause that.
Pause that.
How is it possible?
How is that possible that you make that idiotic claim?
Like Trump said, I'm going to let Obamacare fail.
Intentionally.
Intentionally, right?
Because he can't have his way.
You can't say that Democrats are doing that because that's...
Like they're not.
They're zero, they're zero even slight.
Well, his argument would be that the Democrats did it in the first place
and this is just the natural...
That's a nonsense argument.
No.
I refuse.
I refuse.
It's at very least cowardly.
But then...
That is, see, that's intentional.
But then...
That has to be an intentional lie.
Well, we talk about...
I mean, hey, now I'm the one who's arguing it's not intentional.
Yeah, exactly.
It is intentional because he always talks about this prosperity stuff
and he talks about the Small Business Optimism Index.
It's the highest it's ever been since 1984, thanks to Trump.
I looked into that finally and I found the statistics
that he's probably going off of because they're the official statistics.
From the National...
It turns me on when you do research.
From the National Federation of Independent Businesses,
the Small Business Index, these are the February statistics.
The NFIB.
I don't believe that the March statistics...
I mean, that's...
I know a lot about it, so I shorten it.
You know.
I understand.
It's no big deal.
But you should tell our listeners what this is all about.
So they have, I think it's like 20-something statistical points
that they analyze of small businesses.
Like their plans to increase employment,
plans to make capital outlays, plans to increase inventories,
current inventory, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Right.
Like all of these things.
And that's how they assess how businesses are doing
and how they think they're going to be doing in the future.
In February, the Optimism Index dropped 0.6 points,
but it still is at a really high 105.3, which is actually...
I mean, that's...
That's really good, right?
Yeah.
And if you look at the numbers around the election,
they shot up from like 98 to 105.
Uh-huh.
Because of Trump's like, we're going to get rid of the fact
that you have to pay for your employee's insurance.
Right.
Things like that.
That makes businesses optimistic.
Right.
So it's not necessarily...
Not people.
No, no.
Employees are very pessimistic.
Very, very not optimistic.
No, because they want insurance.
Yeah.
It's good to have.
And they want protection.
That's such a great thing that they take credit...
Like it boggles my mind how they cannot make even the slightest
connection between Obama taking over when it's super low
and then Trump taking over when it's super high.
They don't get that in the meantime, something may have happened.
Well, that is what we can talk about in terms of the stock market rise.
Well, I'm not...
And that sort of thing.
This, I think, is directly related to Trump.
I think that small jump is directly related to Trump.
But where do you think it was in 2008?
Well, here, I actually have the entire graph here in front of me
that dates back to 2000.
Right.
And the claim that it's the highest it's ever been since 1988,
for patently false...
Not true.
Right when Obama took over, it was as high or higher.
It was almost at 110.
It's like 107-ish around there.
So in 2004, the optimism was even higher.
Now there's a little bit of a dip and it gets down in 2008, 2009,
when the market was falling apart.
Exactly.
It's way down.
I'm looking at it right around 81.
Right.
And then there was gradually increase.
It keeps going up.
There's progress.
It's never down to that low again.
There's natural ebbs and flows.
Right, of course.
There's ups and downs.
And then I have to cop to it.
It does jump dramatically right around the election.
I agree.
But so did the stock market.
Right.
And now it's starting to go down again.
But it doesn't mean anything concrete.
No.
All it means is these people...
It's a projection of the concept of hope.
And that's where it is kind of a silly thing.
Because all that's saying is these people hope things go well
and they think it's going to.
Well, sure.
And then look at this.
But it's not.
But if you look at the components of the small business optimism index,
like if you look at the individual pieces,
Right.
Here's where we are for February 2017.
Businesses that plan to increase employment is at 15%,
which is down 3% from last time they took the measurement in January.
Okay.
So it's already going down.
Right.
Plans to improve or plans to increase inventory is at 3%.
So businesses actually concretely growing is only at 3%.
Right.
Which is up 1% from January.
But you know, whatever.
Yeah.
I don't know necessarily if this is going to make sense to go down.
Expect sales to be higher down 3%.
Okay.
Now is a good time to expand.
Businesses that believe that down 3%.
Right.
So a lot of these indicators of like actual optimism are going down.
Are going down.
So.
Well, fucking everybody is going down.
There's an artificial optimism that comes from a president who says things
that you think you can believe in.
Yeah.
And we're learning so fast.
So fast.
He's lied about everything.
Wait, we're not learning that.
The people who voted for him are learning that.
Small business owners who now have to wrestle,
pardon the pun, with the fact that Linda McMahon is in charge of the School of Business Association.
I forgot about that.
Don't make me remember that he put literally every horrible person I can imagine into whatever
position he could.
Speaking of which, I hope WrestleMania was great this weekend.
Anyway.
Best wishes to all of you.
It's not some goody two shoes thing.
Like he's like some Protestant Bible thomper beating you over the head.
He's like, let's be rich.
Let's be powerful.
And then we see it happening only 70 days into office.
And all these assholes are saying killing.
And I'm just like, man, you can't keep shooting your mouth off about violence with people
that wrote the book on it.
And so, so just can you speak about that continuum?
Because I know last time you were on last week, I brought up some of the things we've
talked about and just that people knew when they ran for office that they won.
What would happen?
And jokes were made, you know, about putting the army around the White House.
But, you know, that's basically where we're at, Roger.
So they know our phones are tapped.
They know why they're so scared of Trump.
What does Trump need to do to say stop calling for violent overthrow?
Because, again, it's criminal not to stop major media organizing the criminal overthrow
of the executive branch in a civil war.
That's not happening.
That's not happening.
But also what Trump does he does he think it's happening?
What Trump would need to do is start by being honest and then resign.
Can't imagine.
Those would be the things he needs to do.
Those are not possible things.
Those would be the things that he needs to do to get people who are against him to stop.
Because no one's going to stop.
He can't conceive of that.
No.
But also, for the last minute or so of this clip, maybe a minute and a half,
this is all a question.
This is all him trying to set up a question.
That's right.
I forgot about that.
I don't want a war.
I'm only having to start saying, man, my gloves are coming off, bro.
Because these people, I don't cuss on the air in the last few years.
I do it all the time now because the gloves are coming off.
I want people to recognize it's counting down here, man.
You can't punch me and my family in the nose and call for the death of my president
without the knives coming out, assholes.
I don't want to run these things into you.
But if you come at me with a knife, I'm going to destroy you.
You look at the globalist.
They're like two foot tall retards starting fights with Mike Tyson and his prime.
So just your comments on that, Roger, let's just put it all out there.
Because they say you're sensational.
You're not.
You hold it all back.
Let them know or just, can we let them start the war?
Because I don't want this.
Do we let them start the war?
Because I don't want this.
He doesn't want this.
You know what?
I started to come around on a new theory about Alex and I tweeted, I texted you about this
and told you I couldn't explain it in person.
I think Alex desperately wants Trump to get impeached or assassinated.
That's his only hope, really.
That's the only out.
Because I think he, you know how we've talked about how he didn't want Trump to win?
I'm going back on that.
I think he did want him to win.
But since he's won, he started to realize that it is way too difficult to carry this water.
He's starting to realize that all of his narratives are busted.
Every single statistic he quotes is wrong.
All of the news stories that he cites don't say what he thinks it says.
It's becoming impossible for him to defend people like Flynn, who he has defended in the past.
It's impossible for him to defend Nunez at this point.
That Dennis Montgomery bullshit he was pulling that we went over on the last episode is insane.
That was bananas.
I think he's getting to the point where he's frustrated and like,
can't this end already so I can twist the narrative?
Way back when, we talked about this.
He doesn't know how to win.
It's not that though, I don't think.
I don't think the winning is the problem.
I think it's the being attached to this thing, this tumor on the side of him that
is so counter to what he says it is.
He's like, there's a tumor growing out of his side and it's like,
oh no, that's body modification.
I got that.
I wanted that there.
It's great.
All the cool kids do statistically.
Everybody has these big bulges.
Yeah, I had that implanted.
It's super cool.
Watch what I can do with it.
I can open a beer.
I can do that.
Fetty Wap has a song about it.
Is that already a data reference?
Now I want him to just say the words Fetty Wap on air one time.
Could Fetty Wap please make a video where he fakes shoots Trump?
Then we could get so much Fetty Wap talk.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I can't.
I can't imagine how he mispronounced it racially.
Also, is it too late to change the name of this podcast to Fetty Wap talk?
I think it is.
You think it's too late?
I think it probably is.
Ah, bummer.
But so that's my theory is that he desperate that because he's the only one who's talking
about Trump being assassinated.
Yeah, no one else is talking about that.
No, except maybe some really, really far out people.
No one supports.
But even those people, I think, see the writing on the wall and they're like, oh, well, we
don't need to talk about that.
He's going to fall apart.
And anyone who has any awareness of the world knows that really at this point, with this
type of a person, assassinating them would only hurt your cause.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That'd be a terrible idea.
If you're against a person like this, like a demagogue, if you kill them, then it only
strengthens them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, the best way is for Trump to go down into nominee and just fucking disappear.
Just probably pretty likely.
And disappear, you mean prison.
I want him to go to prison so bad, either that or I want all of his money taken away
from him and he becomes a pauper and we bring back the stocks and we all get to throw one
tomato at him.
That would be fun.
One tomato.
Just like, just like my theory or just like my prescription for Richard Spencer and all
Nazis, you get one punch.
Sure.
You get one punch.
That's our, that's our compromise there.
It would be great if the punishment for a treason instead of like killing them.
Because I think that that is traditionally the punishment for treason.
Yeah.
I think, I think, I think Schiff gets to face fuck him.
Isn't that true?
Well, he is a cock sucker.
He's an archetypal cock sucker.
I think the punishment for treason just line up every citizen, every illegal immigrant,
and they all get to just punch you in the gut.
See, now that's, that's not a good idea.
That's a trap.
You just laid a trap for illegal immigrants.
What did you do?
They get to punch him in the stomach too.
Yeah, but now we know where they are.
What's wrong with you?
Well, it turns out the legal ones are getting arrested when they go to immigration hearings.
Yeah, who would have guessed?
Who would have guessed that that horrible thing could have backfired into a even more
horrible thing?
Whoops.
Yeah, like any, like any of them fucking care.
So here's the last clip with Roger Stone before we get into Uncharted Waters with Alex Jones.
That's okay.
Barbie monsters.
Roger Stone on Friday was on Bill Maher.
He was on Real Time with Bill Maher.
What the fuck is wrong with Bill Maher?
A lot.
He's a fucking idiot.
Yeah.
And a monster.
And I hate him so much.
He's a fucking insane Islamophobe.
Yeah.
He is the worst.
Well, the, the most recent clip was him and three other white dudes saying that.
Well, Chris Hayes was on time to do a good job.
Yeah.
And he just, if you watch that clip, he just has his head down through most of it.
Like I can't, I, why did I come?
Yeah.
And like Louise Mench is on and.
Oh, she's fucking a lunatic too.
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,960
She is a fucking conspiracy theorist lunatic.
Not in the same vein as a lot of people like the Alex Jones conspiracy theorist.
Right.
No, no, no.
I don't, I don't think it's fair to paint her with the same brush.
But I will say that if you want any kind of journalistic integrity,
you definitely don't go to Louise Mench.
That's fair.
That's fair.
I don't want to unpack all that.
I'm not here to go to bat for her.
That's a long conversation too.
Yeah.
And this isn't the Louise Mench podcast, the Alex Jones show.
So Roger.
There are Alex Jones listeners who do the same podcast we do,
except it's about Louise Mench.
I would hope so.
That would be fun.
But there's like that Kansas governor or senator who was on,
who was the one who was talking about how Muslims are terrible.
Brownback or?
No, it wasn't Brownback.
It was some of Matt something.
I don't know.
Anyway, that was last week.
This week, Roger Stone was on and that's why he's got to go to bed,
bed and leave Alex at this point.
And this is where Alex kind of cocks out Roger Stone too.
No, Bill Maher, but then also you'll see.
Okay.
Well, hats off to Bill Maher.
He's got bigger balls than, say, Mark Warner.
I don't like Bill Maher.
I mean, he's faster than I hate him.
I mean, not that we need to plug for Bill Maher,
but they tape it live.
He hates Info Wars.
So if you don't even know Info Wars plug,
there's not going to be need to travel, you know, the visitors.
We don't even get that many of you said it, but just to piss him off.
If you said it's an Info War, nightinfowars.com,
we're winning.
I want to see if that gets in there.
So promise me you'll do that.
All right.
You got it.
You have my promise.
Did you do it?
All right, folks.
There goes Roger Stone.
I don't know.
I didn't watch it.
But I do know that, you know, that's Alex Jones pathetically being like,
please mention him, Joe.
Yeah, please, please mention me.
It's not that we need the little mention, but please, please, please.
We're doing great.
Please.
So at this point, Roger Stone goes to bed,
because he's a 70 year old man, and Alex should have stopped.
Oh, thank God he didn't.
Because as drunk as he sounds and how stupid he's been up till this point,
without Roger Stone to ground him, he is losing it.
Okay.
The rest of this episode, these clips are riddles.
They're riddles?
Somewhat.
It's hard to figure out what he's talking about.
All right.
So this is what?
Even more so than regular.
Yes.
Okay.
So this clip is right after Roger Stone leaves.
Okay, immediately.
The moment that Roger Stone is gone.
I think he says something like,
well, Roger Stone's great or something like that.
I might have cut out that, but nothing contextual, nothing.
Gotcha.
Nothing that would make this make sense.
Okay.
So here we go.
To me, money is literally like a video game.
And I'm fighting the big boss at the end of the game.
I just need more money to beat him.
Money, literally.
I mean, after you've got a good car, like me, I mean, why do I have a Dodge Hellcat?
I've never bought in my life a $63,000 vehicle.
Let's go to full screen.
I want to talk to people about money.
I used to drive like $25,000 for trucks.
They're awesome.
That's all I needed.
But then I was like Ferrari makes this now and it's 700, something worse power.
And it's America.
That's not what Ferrari's local dogs say.
He's only getting two of them.
And he's calling me over.
Also these pauses, he's burping.
Okay.
Like those are what do we, what do we think he's drinking?
I think it's whiskey.
He loves whiskey.
You think it's whiskey?
You think it's pure like, what's his whiskey brand?
I believe it's Jameson.
You think so?
I don't, I don't want to share that with him.
I don't like that my brand of whiskey is his brand of whiskey.
I think it might just be because everyone I know drinks Jameson.
See, I feel like it's like a wild turkey.
I think that's what we're seeing here.
I could see that or like a Jack.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, Jack is Tennessee sour mash.
Right.
He wouldn't be down with that.
Well, I definitely doesn't drink Scotch.
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:00,800
We know that.
I don't remember.
I know that Joe Rogan mentioned what it was when he was on the Rogan experience.
And also a Rogan.
Joe Rogan called it apple juice, I believe.
No, that was Alex.
Oh, that was Alex.
But Joe Rogan and Eddie Bravo have talked about how he was drinking before the episode started.
Oh man.
So this gives a picture of like what a, like Alex is an apple.
And that was, that was even when Alex wasn't losing all of his money.
No.
Oh God.
Yep.
So, um, you might think that he's done talking about cars.
He's not.
And I went and test drove it and I said, I want this Dodge Hellcat challenger
because it was, you couldn't, you couldn't get a car for $300,000.
You've got to get a half million dollar Ferrari that's as fast.
But it wasn't that I even wanted the fast car.
Yes, it is.
I had a Ford truck.
You know, I still have it that's so fast.
Ford's not.
450 horsepower that I mean, it's faster than I need.
You know, it was that it was so Americana.
Okay.
And so anti Al Gore, but also because it was black and just looked like a regular challenger
that it like fit into my cosmology, that it doesn't look like a race car, but it is.
Who are you trying to convince here, Alex Jones?
Is it you or me?
Also, what point are you trying to make?
Well, it's, it's Americana as everybody knows.
Dodge Challengers.
All Americans dream of buying a Dodge Challenger.
Sure.
It's in the Constitution.
Is that in the Constitution?
I think it is.
I haven't read it in a while, but yeah.
Yeah.
Which amendment was that?
Was that the, that was, that was the 17th amendment?
Oh, I hope it wasn't.
But I do like there.
He's saying that like this, it's his black car and it doesn't look like it's a race car,
but it is.
And that fits into his cosmology of things not appearing to be what they are.
His cosmology.
Right.
That's the wrong word.
That's definitely the wrong word.
What I think he means is his life's philosophy.
Right.
It's this idea that not, not what Mars in a ascendancy has planned for him.
No, but I think what he's trying to say is that his life is
predicated on the belief that things aren't what they appear to be.
Okay.
And that's actually, if he was trying to say that, that would be an interesting thing to say.
I might be doing excessive exegesis.
You are giving him more credit than he has ever deserved.
But we have to, otherwise there's no show.
Because otherwise.
Otherwise we're just talking about the crazy man on the train yelling about stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
Otherwise we're like, look at this drunk idiot.
I have to at least try and parse out like, what does he mean by that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I think that's what it is.
And I would agree with him that his life is about that, but not in the way he thinks.
He thinks that he's saying that I see the hidden reality behind things.
Or the truth is like, you are not what you appear to be.
You appear to be a conservative talk show host and you're out and out craven propagandist.
Yes.
So I kind of get it if that's what he's saying.
I mean, if that's what he's saying, fine.
Again, it might be the twin coming out the ear.
That's what I'm thinking.
It could be.
That's what I'm thinking.
There is, there does appear to be a part of him that is desperately wanting to come clean.
Yeah.
But.
Oh my God.
So I met, so how far does he go down before he actually does come clean?
Do you think he would do it?
Uh, no.
If he finally got fully taken down and he sits there going, we're shuttering the door.
And I refuse to rhyme that with whatever the name of his show or website may be.
I think that you'd have to have excessive lawsuits that he knows he's dead to rights on.
Or something like that.
Oh man.
Because it would take more than Glenn Beck.
Like Glenn Beck flipped like that.
Yeah.
He, he's flipped and flipped back.
He's the worst.
Oh, well, I mean.
Not the worst.
He's a survivor.
Sure.
Glenn Beck is a cockroach.
Yeah.
Glenn Beck is going to make it through this.
Alex Jones is not going to make it through this.
He's going to flame out.
Oh, absolutely.
And this erratic drunkenness is not going to help.
I, I, no.
I was, I was scrambling for some positive way.
But to your, to your question.
I think that he's at this point, if I, if I know Alex, like I think I do,
I think he is in a battle between not being able to carry the load anymore and how guilty he feels
about selling out the last 20 years of his quote unquote principles.
Yeah.
And waiting for Trump to go down.
I think that's what he's doing.
There's two forces where it's like, all right, just hold on for a little bit.
The narrative will flip.
And that's why the next episode that we're going to do is massively about Pizza Gate.
Yeah.
And that, that whole situation with him.
And I think that, I think that the last episode we did with the Dennis Montgomery stuff was
one attempt to try and flip the narrative and be like, okay, we can go down this path.
Everything will be fine.
You can't do that.
There's no legs now.
So now he's going like, all right, fuck, I'm going to be a crusader against pedophilia.
And maybe that'll take the attention off the Trump ship for a bit.
I think that's him buying time so he doesn't have to face the music.
I might be putting again, I might be giving too much credit.
That's it.
So, well, to me, it seems like he does have good people talking to him
at Infowars because of the, because of that earlier clip where he's like,
people have told me to let this go and it'll probably work out.
I swear there is somebody at Infowars who just a low level employee who's like,
dude, we can still make it through this.
Chill.
Just don't do you for a little while.
And then whenever Trump's gone, we'll get back.
We'll get right back to not being in the big spotlight.
We'll get right back into.
I'm a hundred percent guessing it's Roger Stone and Jerome Corsi.
You think so?
Well, I would assume that those are the only two people he fully respects.
Like Rob do can't say that to him.
Rob do can't say shit.
Rob do does show up later at the end of this episode.
Just wandering in like a homeless man.
He's probably the only other person in the studio.
Just with his spindle on his head.
He might as well.
But he shows up and he gets on Mike and he's sitting at the desk with Alex.
Alex won't even look at him.
Alex is talking and facing the other direction.
Oh God, that's so beautiful.
I can't imagine Paul Joseph Watson has any sagely advice to give him.
No, PJ dubs.
Have we, have we heard anything from Leanne McAdoo in a while?
Has she not even been on?
She has, just I don't give a shit.
Right.
Okay.
I'm just, I'm just worried that the whenever you don't mention these other people.
I'm like, they're still around.
How much money is he losing that he can't even afford these people?
When do we just stop seeing them?
And he never mentions it because he can't pay them.
Well, even like pizza gate Joe Biggs is back a little bit.
He's back doing some reports.
Yeah, but he's not getting paid at Rambo Biggs on Twitter.
Anyway.
Yeah, he's getting paid in exposure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Quote unquote.
He's doing, he's doing propaganda on spec.
So here we go.
We got to get through the rest of this clip about Alex's cars.
Is that what we're talking about?
We're still there.
Yeah.
And the reason I raise that is once you got
a car to carry your kids to school and another car to drive to our kid
and a house, I'm like wanting to downsize from my four bedroom,
but I've got a bunch of children.
Wait, I got four children.
They were talked about on there, but there's this four now.
And because there's so many threats against the little sweethearts.
But I'm like, here's gonna be the same rooms together because I don't like living in rich
people neighborhoods.
And it's not even against the upper middle class neighborhood I live in.
It's just doesn't feel good.
I'm trying to find some big compound.
It's some, some blue collar area, a big compound in a blue collar area.
And I'm not, it's not like I'm some fake leftist that lives in a rich area.
And then says that I'm against rich.
I want you to be wealthy, to be independent, but it's not my God.
It's like, I think I'm going to sell my car just because I've had it two years.
I don't need something really fast.
I never drive it fast.
I just need to be more humble and just go back to my four F 150.
Might need to sell my car for money.
Need money.
Also, why is this on air?
I have no idea what's going on right now.
But the reason I screaming about his kids, the reason I screamed at you to hold on was
because he was getting that point where he was like, I got four kids.
I haven't really said that on air.
He's had another kid.
He's had another kid.
Yeah.
I don't know when he had it, but he like recently, recently.
It's 45.
As recently as a few months ago, he said three.
He said three.
Yeah.
So he's had another kid pretty recently.
All right.
Pause at this question.
Right.
Illegend my kid.
Probably.
It has to be right.
Well, I think he just recently had a divorce too.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's true though.
Whose kid is this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Can we find this information?
Again, this is irrelevant to us.
That's true.
This is not what we, that's not what we cover.
We're not a gossip show.
No.
But we do want to occasionally find out more about Alex Jones' personal life.
Absolutely.
But his kids are off limits.
Okay.
But I do think that it's even if one is 26 and he just met it.
It met it.
I think that's the gender of your children.
That's how I think of children.
Them.
It's.
But the idea that he doesn't talk about his kids on the air because
there's so many threats against the little sweethearts.
That's weird.
See, that's...
That falls right in line with his paranoia.
Yeah.
That's a gentle soul underneath that though.
A broken...
Gentle is not the word I would use.
Hurting.
Hurting.
Drunk.
Oh.
Anyway, here we go.
The next clip.
The point is I'm not doing what I do for money.
Yes, sir.
I would chop my right arm off right now with a guillotine.
Do it.
To defeat the globalist.
It doesn't mean some utopia is coming.
Does it mean that...
You know, I've got all the answers.
It's just I'm not out to get people.
And...
I didn't put in pauses.
Nope.
These are...
This is how he's talking.
This is him just searching for any thread.
Yeah.
Any thread.
So here's the thread he does find.
Again, when you've got the third biggest radio show in the country.
Nope.
The normal talk show host would make $10 million a year.
Or more.
I'm gross wise, probably the second highest paid talk show host in the country now.
Not the third most listened to.
Definitely not.
That's listened by talkers and others.
So...
No possible way is he.
I pulled up Forbes' list of the top radio hosts of 2016.
They have a list of that?
Yeah, the highest paid radio hosts of 2016.
Number six, Glenn Beck made $16 million last year.
Whoa.
Bill O'Reilly comes in at number five, $18.5 million.
Just on his radio show?
Apparently, yeah.
Fuck.
I mean, a heavy syndication for that.
Yeah, that's true.
Number four, Sean Hannity.
Yeah, I was going to say Hannity's radio show is probably the...
$29 million at number four.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Number three, Plot Twist, Ryan Seacrest.
Because he has that morning show.
Oh, that makes sense.
$55 million.
Everybody inexplicably likes or tolerates Ryan Seacrest.
He's charming as hell.
He's charming in a robot way.
Yeah, it's fine.
But that's what people like there.
That's why they listen to Delilah and shit.
Number two, Rush Limbaugh.
Delilah on the code.
Rush Limbaugh with $79 million.
And number one, Howard Stern with $85 million.
Howard Stern is not on the list even of the top six.
I constantly forget that Howard Stern is still around.
Yeah, yeah.
It's easy to forget because we're adults.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
We've moved on.
So that's the...
$85 million?
Yeah, so that's the...
Fuck.
That's the top six paid radio posts.
Where is Alex Jones at?
He's not even in the conversation.
He's not even on the list at all that I can find.
I mean, like we've talked about, I can't get his...
I can't get a Freedom of Information Act going for his finances.
I can't find that.
I don't know.
But I can find a list of listenership,
the top listenerships of radio shows.
Right, right.
Number one in the country is Morning Edition on NPR.
As a listener base of 14.7 million listeners a week.
Okay.
Number two, all things considered also on NPR,
14.4 million listeners.
Number three, Rush Limbaugh, 13.25 million listeners every week.
That's so sad.
Sean Hannity comes in at number four with 12.5 million.
That's also sad.
Delilah, aforementioned Delilah, comes in after that with her request line show,
pulling in an average of 8.8 million listeners a week.
All right.
And we dropped down...
I'm neutral.
A little bit down here, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
11th on the list, The Savage Nation.
Michael Savage's show.
5.25 million listeners a week, which is good,
but it's still substantially below Alex's fake statistics.
Not for humanity.
No.
Coast to coast AM a little bit further down the list.
The Love of Coast to Coast.
I love it.
Love here in Alien Talk.
All right, all right.
Well, I did love it until I realized that George Norrie is like an Obama birther
and a anti-vax guy.
Until that point.
I have never listened to Coast to Coast.
I do not know what you're talking about.
God damn it.
It's so good.
It's Overnights and George Norrie, well, it used to be Art Bell,
but then he fled to the Philippines.
What?
He just wanted to get off the grid.
So he moved to an island.
That's smart.
He wasn't being chased or anything like that.
If I were Alex Jones right now, that is exactly what I'd do.
I would get the fuck out.
So George Norrie took over.
Wherever extradition laws are the hardest.
George Norrie took over and he's this smooth as shit guy.
He used to do like Evening Radio in St. Louis.
He's just awesome and he talks about like ghosts and aliens and ancient civilizations and stuff
like that.
They just do Overnights and what makes the show so special is most of the time is open lines.
So he ends up just taking calls from people who have ghosts in their house and shit like that.
It's awesome.
Okay.
All right.
Unfortunately, I realized-
I'm going to take your word for it.
I realized he is a, as conservative, as crazy conservative as a lot of these people
like the Michael Savages, but he just hides it with alien talk.
How do you combine that with aliens and ghosts?
He generally doesn't.
He keeps-
No, I know, but how is it that you feel that way
while at the same time, look, I believe in small government.
I'm a Christian.
I really believe that the Bible is a good thing.
Also, aliens and ghosts are coming around all over the place.
He did an interesting interview with Duncan Trussell where he talks about some of that stuff.
So every interview with Duncan Trussell is interesting while at the same time being weirdly
tedious and a little frustrating.
Yeah, exactly.
But I do love the guy.
01:07:55,600 --> 01:08:01,040
But so if you wanted more insight into sort of his position, that interview with Trussell is
really good.
But that's coast to coast AM.
They have 2.75 million listeners a week.
Okay.
On this entire list that goes down like the top 20 listen to radio shows in the country.
Alex Jones is not among them.
Not at all.
Okay.
The last one on the list, 2.5 million, the Kim Commando show.
That gives you some context.
Have you ever heard of the Kim Commando show?
No.
Conceivably, what this means, because these numbers are based on Nielsen,
they're based on like professional aggregates.
Alex is on terrestrial radio.
He would be covered by those statistics.
He would have to be.
And the fact that they do include the Glenn Beck program.
They include Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, again, coast to coast AM.
But every radio station has to pay to syndicate those shows.
Not always.
And we don't know what their affiliate rules are.
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:55,360
We have no idea.
However, we do know you do not have to pay for the Alex Jones show.
Nope.
We found his contract.
But it's very public contract.
The point that I'm making is that you have NPR on the same list as Michael Savage.
There's clearly no bias in this list.
Right.
This list is statistical.
And yes, the fact that Alex Jones is not on there means that his actual radio audience is
less than 2.5 million people a week.
It has to be.
Now, he does have a number of people who watch his videos on YouTube.
Right.
There are people who listen directly through the website.
Right.
But it can't possibly.
No way.
End up being.
Question.
Do you think he's gained listeners since he's become a what?
Like what would you call him now?
Like a boogeyman?
Like somebody that.
He's always been a boogeyman.
No, he's always been a boogeyman.
But one that is much more in the spotlight.
Like I've seen on the internet, just the whole internet.
No, I think people like watching the memes.
I don't think anyone's listening to his actual show.
No, that's what I'm saying.
But do you think that he's gained listeners as a response to that?
Because now with the way the world works.
Maybe.
Like that fucking guy who fucking murdered Trayvon will not say his name.
I hope he gets, I hope he gets hit by a truck.
But whenever that happened, he got millions for his defense fund just because
conservators are like, no, it's fine to kill black people.
Like I think it's fucking monsters.
I think it's possible that as a backlash to this, making fun of him,
people who would be inclined to agree with Alex have rallied around a little bit.
Exactly.
But statistically speaking, based on these numbers that we have from the Nielsen ratings.
Not in effect.
Well, it can't possibly be this.
And I'll be honest with you.
We know we reach 45 million people a week on a bad week now.
The fact that we bring in the amount of money we bring in and my crew is impressed with that.
It's nothing.
Hell, the Super Bowl has 80 million viewers and brings in $500 million or whatever.
We have that amount of viewers a week.
So much more than that.
A month guaranteed.
And it's a fraction.
And it's not about the money, but it shows how we're as big as they are bigger.
It's about the money when you don't have any.
But we don't have the big corporations on the elite who know they're advertising in a failure,
who know they're putting money in that doesn't bring back 10% of what they invest,
but they're tithing to prop up their lie.
Nope.
Nope.
Also, the idea that 45 million people are watching a week is...
45 million people don't do anything together.
It's ludicrous.
There are zero things that 45 million people all do at the same time.
It's absolutely ludicrous.
The number is unbelievable.
Does the Super Bowl is getting down close to 45 million now?
Yeah.
I mean, the numbers are down for that, sure.
Yeah.
No, 45 million people do not agree on anything anymore.
For context, that would be Rush Limbaugh's audience times three.
Yeah.
That's impossible.
It's just absolutely impossible.
There's no way.
There's no way.
I mean, maybe worldwide?
Nope.
That's not possible either.
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:18,080
So we now go to...
I was offered $1 million a year, $3 million, $10 million, $12 million.
Back when I was only on like 20-some radio stations in the late nights.
$1,000 million, $1 billion.
And so I always hear how, oh, I'm a sellout because some person that actually isn't involved
just can feel like a big man by saying, oh, Jones, he's a sellout.
He works for the system or this, you know, made up crap or whatever.
We lease a satellite from Clear Channel or AT&T.
We work for them because we lease a satellite.
That's probably a Samsung TV right there.
What company is that?
I don't know what it is.
And we're for Samsung.
It is a Samsung.
And it isn't about me.
It's just that I'm just an average guy.
If I can be true and have these effects, you can as well.
And it's the crew and the listeners that make all this possible.
I'm just an average guy with a $300,000 car, just like every average guy.
$300,000 car.
Joe the plumber.
Oh man, I'm so average.
This Dodge Hellcat charger pays for itself.
You know, like you, the average InfoWars listener.
I might sell it.
Now that is something that the average InfoWars listener can relate to.
I want to apologize.
We jumped right into that clip because whatever the operating system that I'm in Gmail that plays
audio attachments has changed overnight.
And I can no longer load up clips and have them at the ready to press play.
I just have to launch them.
So sorry, I'm still getting used to not being able to give the setup.
Oh, somebody is going to tweet at you about how you are so wrong.
I'm a fuck up.
Or they're going to teach you how to do it right.
Maybe upgrade your UI.
All right, fine.
Everything I am is truthful.
That's why if I'm actually want to cuss, which I haven't wanted to do in 20 years,
I can't help it.
I'm doing it now on air because I'm so pissed, man.
Things are so clear.
And I don't sit here and say, buy our products
so that I can like have a bigger house to impress
people.
In fact, I want to live in the country and just have a big enough house where a family comes.
They got a bed to stay on the couch.
You really thought that something was coming there, right?
Other than people.
I wanted anything.
I wanted anything.
George Soros, any specific.
I don't buy
stuff.
All right.
Thanks, Alex.
Thanks.
Thank you.
We got it.
We got it, buddy.
Yeah.
And a pool of swimming is like a pool.
You know, a pool, a car, you know, and I can fly somewhere and I can get a cure of medicine.
I just want money to live just like you do.
And the globalists know that.
They want to keep you at a level where you don't get the money you need to live
so that you have to capitulate to them to even operate.
Oh, that's exactly what he thinks is happening.
He thinks they're taking away his money, so he has to change his opinion.
Right.
And they're taking away his deep earth crystals.
And I hate it when somebody takes away my deep earth crystals.
That's what the globalists want.
That's why they want all the deep earth crystals.
Well, and the stupid thing is like, don't talk about how you don't want money in your sales pitch.
It's too obvious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's it's very much me thinks he does is a dick.
Yeah.
I think that's pretty much.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, whenever I have asked for donations to the Patreon or whatever,
I always walk it back a little bit because you don't want money.
I don't care if someone gives me money.
I would like it.
Oh, you just you just don't even it's not about the money for you.
It's not about buying your third home, you know, from the money you get from your Patreon.
You mean my shitty apartment in Chicago?
Yes.
My third shitty apartment.
Yes.
Our the the lovely room.
This place isn't that shitty, but be that as it may.
I mean, it's stupid of me to even compare myself to him in terms of the public.
When I ask for donations like give or don't give and I mean it.
Well, we have 46 million listeners though.
That's true.
We have one million more listeners than Alex Jones.
And I think that's why I think that's why he hates us so much.
Like probably bring up that Forbes list of highest paid podcasts.
Have you considered whether or not we have been, you know, because George Soros offered
us number three, Scott Ackerman.
Well, yeah, that sounds about right.
Number two.
Did you literally have that list right in front of you?
Number two is Mark Marin.
Yeah.
Number one, knowledge fight.
Okay. Jesus Christ.
You started playing with your computer the same way you did with the radio host list.
You fucking sold me on it.
I'm good at space work.
You're good.
You're a liar.
You're a liar.
So now Alex Jones doesn't, like I'm saying, he doesn't want money.
But now in this next clip, he's going to explain what he does want.
Love, the love of his father.
We all know that it's the love of his father.
Too busy hugging those teeth.
So in this clip, he is also, because he's so drunk, he's going to end up getting sidetracked.
He's going to misuse scripture again.
Our favorite, our favorite little corner on this podcast.
Also, he's going to blaspheme.
Excellent.
I love it when he backs to back this.
But in this new paradigm, they're saying they want to censor us.
They're shutting us down.
Every week, the last few months, they're just chopping in.
And my lust, and I don't mean that in a bad way, but my drive, my ambition is to reach new people.
I need you.
And to pay our crew that work hard more.
And to hire a new crew and to expand.
And so I used to see the preachers blot them corrupt and bad when I was growing up in Dallas.
My parents had dragged me to church.
God, I hated it.
All right, good.
I love your side.
Saying it like the widow's might.
You know, she had nothing.
She had some oil or whatever.
But her daughter was going to starve to death.
But she gave a little bit of money.
And then, then God gave them all this big bounty because they did it, you know.
Not that scripture.
Not at all.
I don't want the widow's might.
God didn't give them shit.
Jesus, Jesus just was like,
cool, man.
I want the people that are sitting out there that are middle class or wealthy and who think
they got where they are with those stocks and bonds giving nothing to nobody.
Or maybe they gave something to some dumbass church that pushes a bunch of globalism.
What is he fucking talking about?
He hates the church, which is the bride of Christ.
But also, I want to say that what he just said there, you middle class and rich people
who have all these stocks and haven't given shit to anybody,
think that makes you wealthy.
He is saying an analog of Obama's you didn't build your business.
Oh shit.
You're right.
He's saying-
You're absolutely, that did not occur to me.
The spirit of what he's saying-
That's exactly right.
And he's so mad about is the exact same spirit as this thing that a black president said,
and he got furious about.
He is the worst.
He is the worst.
He literally doesn't know the words that are coming out of his mouth.
Can we just, can we just one time, can we just one time get something like that
and then have him look in a mirror and just see himself for the first time?
He's too drunk to focus when he looks in the mirror.
Anyway, also you're-
I'm looking at two actions.
This is my dream.
This is so great.
There's two of me.
I want to have sex with both of you.
I'm taking another shot.
Maybe there'll be three.
So, but you also-
We can get three times as much done right now.
You picked up on the fact that he was-
That Bible verse, that little parable that he tried to paraphrase was bananas.
He seems to think it was a lottery that Jesus was right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got nothing, but you pitched in a little bit.
Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, big winner.
That's not what happened.
One, it's a bummer that we both instantly know that's biblical verse right there,
but he could not have gotten it more wrong.
The idea is like riches in heaven and the idea is she had nothing to give,
but yet she plays such a high priority on the church and the good works.
Her penny is more valuable than your thousands of dollars.
Right, and it's because of what it means to her.
Exactly.
Alex seems to think that the point of it is-
But even then, that verse ends with her reward will be in heaven,
because I ain't paying for shit.
And she'll be there soon.
Exactly.
Look, that lady cannot afford healthcare.
She needs that penny so bad, but she's giving it to me.
So when she dies, oh man, good stuff?
I don't know, heaven's cool.
Guys, I'm bad at being Jesus.
Even if it's an a thousand to one return rate, that's still only 10 bucks.
That's not good.
What's the exchange rate on heaven bucks?
Hopefully it's better than dollar to euro.
Well, after Brexit, it's a lot less than you might expect.
He says some more bad things about the church, as I recall.
Okay, good.
When you buy water filters, you're not drinking life of states and all the other chemicals,
hundreds of them.
You buy X2.
It changed my life.
I know it's real.
You buy biotry, selenium, it's game changing.
You buy heirloom seeds that are non-GMO, pollinated.
You can grow a whole damn forest out of it.
It makes no seeds forever.
Everything I do empowers you, but you have to buy into life.
And the regenerative process of creativity to not be part of the satanic system.
I realized everything I do has to benefit me and everybody involved.
Regenerative process of creativity.
Regenerative.
You mispronounced his...
I apologize.
What's in parentheses, S-I-C.
I guess it's almost becoming old hat for us to point out how drunk he is, but...
I like it.
I just wish we could see him get more drunk.
I did, because I was watching the video.
Does he get more drunk as the two hours go along?
Yes, because he has that cup with him.
I will say this, at the end of it, he looks deflated.
And the last clip I'm going to play is someone who stayed at a party too long.
It's that kind of a conversation he's having with Rob Dew at the end of that.
So, this next clip coming up, I don't want to spoil anything, but I will say that I've
done some research into what he's talking about, and he is off base.
But please don't talk over this, because he has to tell a story.
Not going to talk at all.
I was talking to a New York art dealer about a decade ago with New York.
Strangely enough, I was at Trump Tower in a penthouse with one of the heirs of a major
restaurant chain, but I've been out on their big yacht driving around New York that day
after 9-11 at a memorial.
And I said, they were talking about art displays where people would pay 50 million dollars
for a skull with some rhinestones on it that somebody would leprosy jacked off on,
you know, stuff like that.
And I was like, why would you spend 50 million dollars on something so ugly and
pathetic, and that guy looked at me and he goes, you don't get it Alex, do you?
That's religious.
The fact that that 50 million dollars could feed hundreds of thousands of African starving
children, and the fact that they gave it to some weird degenerate artist for a skull with
rhinestones, not even real diamonds.
A skull maybe worth $500.
And then they metaphorically gave their seed to death, not to a woman to create life.
It was worshiping death.
It was a death offering, a death cult offering of 50, it was 54 million dollars, the newspaper,
to a semen-covered skull.
And then you understand everything.
And I was like, oh my god, he goes, oh yeah.
They go and they pay millions a week for art and they go back to their penthouses
and they burn it.
He goes, why do they burn it?
I go, because that was money for poor people, exactly.
It's like, it's as good as killing a kid, killing innocents.
If you can take something and then take 50 million dollars, you're ripped off from
stockholders and you can buy a skull covered in disease semen and you can worship that skull.
That is so satanic.
And spreading our links, spreading our articles.
I mean, you can Google Wall Street's addiction to
degenerate art.
It was like a Wall Street Journal article or maybe was it a New Yorker magazine?
But they make a joke about it.
So that is so awesome.
That story is so awesome.
A semen-covered skull.
Would you like to know what he's talking about?
I kind of don't.
I just want to live in a world where a semen-colored skull or a semen-covered skull,
a semen-colored skull would be good too.
To be fair, most skulls are semen-colored.
That's true.
To give or take.
Not my semen.
So I did some research.
I can find no evidence that semen plays into this at all, especially leprosy semen.
I couldn't even find that on like crazy blogs.
Like I was even looking at world news daily and like daily collar.
And he's salacious.
What is he fucking talking about?
So he's talking about this sculpture called For the Love of God.
And it was created by an artist named Damian Hurst in 2007.
Oh, I've heard of him.
So what he did was he took a skull.
I'm very continental.
Yeah, very.
So he took a skull and he made a cast of it and then made a platinum cast of the skull.
Right.
And covered it with 8601 actual flawless diamonds.
Not Alex Jones' fake diamonds.
Nope.
8601 real diamonds.
Where did he get those?
Flawl.
They were actually, he did document that they were ethically sourced.
Oh.
So they weren't blood diamonds or anything like that.
Well, they were semen diamonds.
The very different type of diamond.
The name of the work, in case you were thinking it is some sort of religious thing
For the Love of God being the name of it.
No.
It's based on a quote from his mom.
Damian Hurst's mom would see his art and she would say,
For the love of God, what are you going to do next?
Right.
And so it's a reference to his mom's quote.
It has nothing to do necessarily with actual God.
Right.
So they were, their teeth on it that he bought legally.
Their actual human teeth.
And then in the middle.
From, I don't know.
Alex Jones' dad.
Possibly.
And then he also has a giant.
I assume Alex Jones' dad wears a ring of teeth.
And there's a giant pink diamond on the forehead.
That's sort of the centerpiece of it.
If you want to take a look at it, it's right here.
That's the, that's the For Love of God piece.
That is such a bummer.
Kind of.
It's such a bummer.
It's a little bit of a bummer because it is excessive in some ways.
It cost 14 million pounds for him to make because of all the diamonds in platinum.
Oh yeah.
And that way.
And the joke.
I thought it was because of the labor.
The joke of Alex's like, they paid $54 million for a semen covered skull.
He couldn't sell it.
No one would buy it.
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Why?
Why would you?
Yeah.
He ended up having to buy it along with a consortium.
So he put together a collection of people who bought it in order for him to get his cost back.
So at the end of the day, Damien Hurst ended up essentially breaking even for this piece of art
that he made.
Right.
But the interesting thing about this, there's two things that I think are really interesting.
And I'm not into art.
So I don't know a whole lot.
But when I was looking into it, one of the things was the commentary that people had,
like critics have, which is the modern art genre really is publicity.
Right.
Publicity and marketing is really one of the most modern art forms.
Yes.
And so the idea that he was able to use publicity and get people to talk about this thing that he made
is really what is more impressive.
Right.
The idea that a lot of people don't know if he has sold it or who bought it.
It gives intrigue and stuff like that's one of the things that the art world is really interested in
in this piece.
Right.
The second thing is that the art, for the love of God, is considered in the genre of a
memento mori, which is an art piece that is designed to remind you of your mortality.
Right.
So essentially one of the reviews of it that art historian Rudy Fuchs observed is,
the skull is out of this world, celestial almost.
It proclaims victory over death.
At the same time, it represents death as something infinitely more relentless.
Compared to the tearful sadness of a vanitas scene, the diamond skull is glory itself.
Fuck you.
I know, but that's art people talk, man.
Yeah.
So the the idea of it, though, is kind of interesting in that you have a skull,
which is kind of the symbol of death, and then you have attached to it platinum and
thousands of real diamonds.
Right.
And it is sort of, it does take the piss out of materialism and money in some ways.
It is supposed to have some commentary.
Now, whether it's successful or not is another story.
I have no idea.
I'm not an art critic.
Right.
But it's not some stupid piece.
It is.
There was a point that he was trying to make.
And he is a legitimate artist.
He is someone who has put out tons of work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My my first reaction to that is go fuck yourself.
Sure.
It's a waste of diamonds.
Yeah.
Well, like like diamonds or something that we need.
They're forever.
No, it's.
But his whole idea that like.
Also, I do think he used semen as glue for those diamonds.
It's possible.
I think that's obvious.
It's a great adhesive.
I think everybody knows that.
Yeah.
It's a great adhesive.
Seaman, it's a great adhesive.
That's going to be my commercial for this podcast.
Hey guys, we're selling jizz.
Hey, we're putting iodine in it.
It's a deep earth crystals and deep earth balls.
No, we lost our, we lost our deep earth balls.
Oh, did we, did we, did we lose our deep earth semen balls?
We did.
I got you.
But the idea, the very idea that someone is paying $54 million for this, again,
didn't happen.
Nope.
But then the idea that they're doing it to deprive kids who they could be
saving or whatever is stupid.
That's, that's absolutely insane.
It is a nonsense argument.
It's possible he was on a yacht with someone and they lied to him.
Like that's the only.
And it's, it's even more possible he has never been near a yacht and somebody lied to him.
He was hanging out with little Yachty.
I'm making more references that I don't understand.
That is a modern reference right there.
I do not appreciate little Yachty and that is not a controversial opinion.
All right.
Fair enough.
I know nothing about the man.
Yeah.
But like the, also the idea that people go and get art and then burn it is stupid.
That is so stupid.
Very stupid.
So anyway, that whole thing, that entire two minute clip is just Alex
drunkenly talking shit.
Yeah.
There's nothing there.
There's no, there's.
He's pausing for insane periods of time and he's just throwing words at the wall and he's just
really what he's doing is just trying to find a way to get into their killing kits.
Right.
But that's his main goal there is to find any way to make rich people be killing kids.
Right.
And we're going to get to that in a minute.
But at the same time, he, he needs to do no further work than just saying the art world
is decadent and they're excessive.
Yeah.
We all agree with that.
Yeah.
Most people agree that the art world, but at the same time, even, even if you're like.
We're super, we're liberal dudes.
Right.
We're, we're open minded.
We would agree with that statement.
Yeah.
For the most, I mean, like even your, your important artists who I would say probably
like Ai Weiwei, the Chinese artist who is openly, yeah, I can see you making the jerk
off symbol right there.
No, he's the, he's the Chinese artist and activist who is, he was basically fighting
the Chinese government.
Right.
The horribly repressive and stifling Chinese government trying to censor everybody.
So what did he make?
He, he's made a bunch of different stuff.
One of the big things that happened though is he was part of the Chinese Olympics.
He was part of the design committee for that and he was the first person as part of that
to come out and say, this is just bullshit propaganda.
What I thought it was going to be is very different from, from what it wound up being.
Okay.
He was imprisoned.
He was jailed for speaking out against them.
Like he is, he is one of the artists who is more.
So that's not decadent.
No, no.
Sure.
There's some self-indulgent bullshit that he's doing, but it's still.
That's kind of unavoidable in that world.
Yeah.
Well, it's art.
Yeah.
So, but I mean, look, at the end of the day, the bottom line is Alex Jones is fucking stupid.
But what you can't take away from him is that he's studied.
Alex Jones.
Yes, you can.
Has researched and you don't even fucking know what he studied.
I really don't.
Do you want to know what he studied?
I kind of don't.
See, when you study black magic, which I have studied,
the public exhibition of what you're doing gives it more power when you do it.
So you say, oh, we have photos of naked enslaved children on our walls
and we're in the Washington Post promoting our deviant art.
Oh, I love it.
Notice the news said I retracted that Podesta and his family need to be investigated.
I never said that.
I said the pizza place the media focused on has no evidence of that and
alphanets and all that.
They should be left alone because the media focused on them.
I never recanted anything.
I said, I brought up, but I said to expose the real stuff.
I said.
Pause, pause.
Let's see.
I can't hope for those lawsuits.
Now we're back in a Machiavellian way.
I have to do the right thing, but then realize, oh, that was God's plan.
And I just sit back and I think these people want to be Machiavelli.
They don't even know why they're worshiping a skull that somebody with diseases
masturbated on and gave $54 million to.
Again, you're an idiot.
But what is fucking?
I want to know more about him studying black magic.
Oh, sure.
That to me, I just saw him in fucking Hogwarts.
No, I think you read in the library.
I think he's read the lyrics of that Santana song.
That's what's happened.
So let's just do it again.
He's watched the craft and just assumes that's real.
Let's just jump into this next clip because he already introduced it.
This is some more talk about the pizza gate stuff.
A lot further discussion on the next episode.
I knew there was no way that his apology would stick.
No, of course not.
There's no way that his brain would allow that apology to exist and then just move on.
It had to have come back to, no, no, no, I apologize, but only to God.
And even then, I didn't really apologize.
That's the work of God.
Well, he mentioned the lawsuit in that last clip we just listened to.
And he has said that James Oliphant is threatened to sue him.
So that's confirmed.
He has said that.
As well, he should.
And should still do.
But that's why he apologized and retracted that stuff on the air.
But now he's spinning a bullshit yarn about it and trying to transition it into
I am a defender of the children.
Yes.
And far be it for me, I would never say that abuse of children isn't a real issue.
It's absolutely a real issue.
And I support investigation of it.
I don't support what he's doing.
But anyway, we'll get to that at another time.
This is just a straight up lie about the situation with Pizzagate.
Okay.
I mean, I wonder what's going to happen.
I don't know how they could even have a court case.
CNN was all licking their lips about it.
They know, oh, Sue Alex Jones were saying pedophilia exist or whatever.
That's just like two people.
Oh, he's so drunk.
They think like I made retractions because the media started focusing.
And then we jumped on it.
People that we can't prove stuff's going on with and then made up bullshit about
basements and all this.
It wasn't true.
And then I saw it.
I was like, what the hell before I was ever contacted?
Anything I walk in, I go, what the hell is this?
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
I have to pause because I want to let his words play.
But then also the contacting that what he's talking about is James Alphantas
sent a letter threatening a lawsuit.
Yeah.
Said kids, that's not real.
Oh, it's on the news.
And I said, I don't care what's on CNN.
It's bullshit.
Take it down.
That's a honeypot.
My gut knew it was horseshit.
So his gut knew that it was horseshit.
That was a honeypot.
That's his trick.
That it was planted there in order to trick Alex Jones into publicizing it.
Or just everybody into publicizing it.
In order to get heat off of the real pedophiles.
Who are elaborately running around in the government and what have you.
Of course.
Of course.
But if we if you distract everybody by faking the fact that it's not happening at one place
that discredits you.
So that gives them cover to continue pedophiling all over the place.
I want to be clear.
I was watching Pete's Gate happen from day one cruising conspiracy blogs on these forums.
I watched it develop as we know cruising was made for love.
I love it when we're cruising conspiracy blogs.
But I when we're cruising together.
I watched it develop from the kernel of an idea.
To about four months ago or so is when I was like I'm done with this bullshit.
This is this is I'm tired.
It's too insane.
Yeah.
And the whole time it was all about the Pete's Place.
Yeah.
Everything was about the Pete's Place.
Yep.
I watched Alex's videos on it which he has now deleted.
Of course.
All that.
And the way he's presenting his position on it is a complete lie.
So as long as you don't have any evidence of you doing exactly what you're doing.
I'd like to give a shout out to one of our friends on Twitter out Blinker.
Oh yeah.
He sent me a little link.
Media Matters has a copy of one of the videos that Alex Jones deleted about Pete's Gate.
Which let's listen to a little bit of it now.
Oh you're so good.
Thank you out Blinker.
All the old all the old legends tell us about evil people as they go after our children and
history shows that every major elite in history once it became corrupt set up a priesthood
that sacrificed children to dark gods.
And that is still going on today.
Yep.
Now I want to be clear on everybody in the WikiLeaks is involved in this clearly.
You have to go investigate it for yourself but I will.
But before before he even gets into it I just want to say I've read all the WikiLeaks that
are relevant to Pete's Gate.
Of course all this stuff.
I've read all the Podesta emails.
What he is saying the quotes and the the stuff is not in there.
Not even close.
He hasn't read them at all.
I'm a big fan of how WikiLeaks has basically gone from hero to villain on all sides of the
spectrum of political opinions.
Yep.
Every single time somebody mentions WikiLeaks you can almost guarantee six months from now
they will mention WikiLeaks in the exact opposite opinion about it.
At the same time almost everybody will say if you mention them.
Yeah exactly.
At any point in time.
Exactly.
Yeah.
85% of the public.
I don't want to deal with you.
So he's going to reference a couple of these emails and the way he characterizes them
makes it clear that he hasn't read them.
Someone has just told him about them and he has embellished upon them.
Can't imagine our alex doing that.
Not at all.
This must be a very different alex.
Warn you this story that's been the biggest thing on the internet for several weeks
Pete's Gate as it's called is a rabbit hole that is horrifying to go down.
Now if you're a radio listener this is a powerful video but I
want to also be clear at this point in the Pete's Gate's existence
100% of it was about James Aliphontus.
100% of it was about Clinton, Podesta, Aliphontus.
The basement of Comet Ping Pong.
That's what the entire investigation was about.
It was about James Aliphontus' Instagram page and weird things that had been posted.
Shit like that.
It was the dumbest speculation ever.
So the idea that alex can claim we're covering this but we weren't talking about the pizza place.
Right.
That was a honey trap.
We weren't going to fall for that is ludicrous.
Oh absolutely.
Now let's let him play himself out.
I've had it reposted because again he finished it I guess on Wednesday.
It went out Thursday on the nightly news that was taped the other day before.
He's talking about Joe Biggs video that he made about Pete's Gate and then he got fired.
Joe Biggs bullshit, bullshit video.
Yeah.
This is on info wars.com.
Pete's Gate is real.
The only question is what exactly is it?
Because I'd said man I hope this is drug dealing code word or something or
you know maybe they got the wrong manual because this is the FBI says this is this is
pedophilia manuals.
They didn't.
These are the terms they use and then here's the New York Times.
They are.
Straight news on slot targets pizzeria as nest of child traffickers.
Hey I don't know why the pizzeria and the one down the street
have symbols of the FBI dossier.
I don't know why there's devil worship part of the walls.
I don't know why it's connected to Bethesda.
I don't know why they got rock singers there talking about you know
meaning you know going after kids or whatever.
This is what's going on though.
And so maybe it's just some genre they picked up.
They don't know what they're involved in.
I'm not accusing of anything.
Huh?
The little I mean it's not like they look like little piggy people or anything.
Oh no.
Not like they fit all the cliches or anything.
You could have just stopped there.
Just like nice people to me but the point is that this is tied into Podesta with thousands
of emails with we're going to have the six-year-old, the seven-year-old and eight-year-old in the hot tub
for your entertainment out at the ranch house.
They can be a little persnickety but they are also willing and enjoy it.
None of that was in the email that he referenced that that Podesta email was just someone
who said that you know we're going to have these three kids over.
So you they'll be there for you won't be not entertained essentially.
They're good kids.
It's essentially being like hey they're kids of this age.
They're a fucking handful.
Good luck.
Yeah.
And they mention a hot tub because he has one like they're going to be in that pool.
We've been over this.
Oh they're going to be in that pool.
Yeah that's what my parents would say if I was going to someone's house with a fucking pool.
Like Dan you're not going to be able to talk him out of getting out in that pool.
Right.
There's no way.
But he's like oh they're persnickety but they're willing.
That's all Alex Jones fetishizing, editorializing.
He is not that's not based in reality at all.
That is him and he's already clearly invalidated his own thing.
We're like we didn't investigate the pizza place.
Right.
He's already done it two minutes into this clip.
Right.
He's already been shown to be a liar.
Yeah.
It gets worse.
Well he's a lemony persnickety of series unfortunate vets.
There we go.
I mean there's thousands of these you're reading it going what the hell is this.
And you start reading it.
There's thousands and thousands and thousands and you know there are thousands.
He sounds drunk there too.
Kind of does.
That does not sound good.
Thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands.
You start to realize that he might always be drunk.
He might always be drunk.
But there's like a there are thousands of emails that got leaked.
Yeah because that's how emails work.
Most of them have nothing to do with even the fake code the fake pedophile code.
No it's ridiculous.
No this is all nonsense.
If you want to if you wanted to bunk pizza gate I don't it's everywhere.
I'm talking I'm talking not specifically to you.
I'm talking to everybody who's like I don't know about pizza gate.
Fucking google it and you can find all the bullshit and how it works.
The important point that I want to make is that Alex's position about what he reported
and stuff is a total lie.
Absolutely a lie.
So let's get a little deeper.
Something real bad.
Oh I'll see you at the feast tonight.
Oh we'll have lots of blood and semen.
Oh good.
That is good.
And then they had like Time Magazine worshiping this high priestess the week
after we exposed her about news all this PR like oh we'll show them
they're attacking our high priestesses we'll just put them in the news better
like we're all upstanding and out in the open and good people.
He's talking about Marina Abramovich who is just a performance artist.
And then she's the jewel encrusted skull of performance art.
You know like she's she's the same sort of thing she's an artist.
That's my new reference now.
Oh yeah he's the jewel encrusted skull of pizza makers.
Right but like you know what I mean it's like if you want to attack an artist
by trying to pretend that their art is literal you're a hundred percent missing the point.
We've already established that he has no distinction between the world of art
and the world of reality fiction and reality metaphor he has no concept
literal and metaphor yeah exactly so of course it's so to him any kind of art
is 100% literal and so it has to be and suspect and suspect everything is
well I'll tell you what art is not americana no cars are americana damn right especially
ferrarias that are made in italy look I've been careful about all this this is lawsuit city I don't
know what the hell is going on with these people he was right he was right on it is lost real when
she does it privately putting her ask me anything reddit accounts I mean I know real
bathroom at worship when I see it but who does it thousands of emails I'm not very accused of
these people of this it's up to you to research it for yourself but you got to go to info wars.com
and actually see the photos and videos inside these places you've got to see their menus
you've got to see it all ladies and so you just said in the clip from go to info wars.com where we
have posted all of this information about the specific pizza places the specific pizza places
what's on their menu well on the people are on this special on the clip we just played from
the march 30th yeah what we're talking about in this episode he talked about how when he saw
these menus like this is fake yeah on this clip very much real we posted it as news yeah on our
site you got to see this he does kind of say decide for yourself right but that's because he knows
it's a lawsuit yeah and it is lawsuit city he's dancing around but I don't think he did a good
enough job he's very overt in this like I don't want to get sued right but he's still you know you
know that you know that when you do something where you could get sued uh-huh just saying like I
don't want to get sued is not uh defense no hey hey hey all I'm saying is that uh
Donald Trump has murdered six thousand people now I don't want to get sued for libel
or lying about somebody I'm just saying let me let me post it all of that information on
knowledge fight.com now we get to delete this episode oh no oh no I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a
different example Alex Jones has paid for multiple abortions I don't care if you sue me I don't want
to get sued fuck you you know why because he said he's paid for multiple abortions yes exactly
all right so I got it yeah I can I can whatever we say I can back up with documentation or Alex
Jones's own word so what you're saying is that we have never gone to lawsuit city no nor will we
ever no also our DMs are open you want to come and try and fuck with me get at me fuck you I love
defensively I'm not talking to listeners now that's to Alex Jones I know okay gentlemen and then you
got to see the FBI law enforcement manuals shelling the code words that are used and by the way I
didn't just believe this I went to the FBI site I went and looked it all up and he didn't people
ask well why weren't you on this earlier we were on it from the beginning we've been on it
the last couple weeks since the election but we're fighting on hundreds of fronts here
let's go ahead and go to the report pizza gate is real the question is how real is it what is it
something's going on something's being covered up it needs to be investigated you just call it fake
news these are real wiki leaks this is real stuff going on here it is awarding to viewers the following
images are disturbing this all began after wiki leaks founder Julian Assange released hundreds of
thousands of secret documents I'm not going to play all of this this is a guy named john bound
he's just a voiceover contractor he's a guy like mark dice he makes videos and Alex Jones post
oh okay because he sounds like he's got a pretty solid voiceover voice not as good as this guy
no absolutely not I could see him just being like a like a studio musician kind of thing where it's
like hey we need some quick voiceover send it over to this guy and he'll record whatever you say
he's sitting around halfway in a bottle yeah exactly all right john get in there um I don't want to
play the whole thing because it's like a world where people eat pizza what do they do underneath
that pizza actually I do want to play this whole thing are you all right with that I I guess it's
like another five minutes or so I want to play it just to illustrate that they did not they had no radar
they were tricked by all of these things that are horribly debunked now at this point right
and like sure this is john bound saying these things it's not Alex Jones saying that yeah but
he's giving it a platform exactly you gotta give him that yeah tailing a backstabbing
clinton foundation but it now appears the real truth Assange was leading us to was hidden between
the blurred lines of hillary clinton's campaign manager john podesta's released emails fast forward
past john podesta's brother tony's casual email exchange with the lemak spirit cooking adherent
marina abramovic wow i would not hire needed next this is terrible this is a high level
washington dc predatory pedophiles it's like he has the tone but he doesn't have the pacing
predatory pedo he has a good voice but he doesn't know how to read yeah that's i mean maybe that's
the problem with everyone involved in the wars they're all illiterate maybe maybe he's got a
little earpiece and he just says the word after the the voice in his head says it would be so hard
that would be very hard there'd be a bad system it's a bad system it's been done before though
i'll tell you that come on john bound get it together using a code to communicate child
if you want to come at us our DMs are open john bound bring it an FBI unclassified document
from wiki leaks revealed symbols and logos used by pedophiles to identify sexual preferences to
include those who sexually abuse children as well as those who produce distribute and trade child
pornography are using various types of identification logos or symbols to recognize one another and
distinguish their sexual preferences so they have badges it's it's i mean the way that everyone on
the blogs would talk about it all the conspiracy sites would talk about like gays used to have
different colored handkerchiefs to indicate what they were into great sort of thing so they're it
like little symbols for like i'm into little girls i'm into little boys or whatever such the ring of
made up bullshit to it right that's that's to me i you say that and i hear you know what it has the
ring of what uh john hodgeman's hobo symbols yeah yeah yeah you're right i hear too in my head i i hear
exactly the same thing like do you remember the the like local news panic where it's like oh your
teens are having rainbow lipstick parties yeah you're like what the fuck are you talking about no
one's ever done that no one has ever done that no no no it's i mean it's the same with any youthful
like sexual maneuvers that people make up now it's it's all it's all like children are probably
having better sex than you it's the bad afraid it's the bad version of folklore in some ways you
know it's it's but what what i want to get to is these symbols are basically like one of them is a
swirl like a like a like a um what would it be a spiral yeah i've never seen that anywhere
instead of a spiral but it's not circular it's triangular whoa and so one of the the best of
pizza their logo is like sort of a triangular swoosh thing and they're like why would it be this
all right i don't know so this is a pizza triangular yeah i don't know i don't know what the
fuck you're trying to make why is the fucking washington football teams logo a goddamn racist
bullshit uh little i don't know picture there well also everybody's a another one of these
symbols is like a butterfly kind of thing right so it's got butterflies are cute so it's got two
big wings up top and two small wings at the bottom uh and there's a picture in common ping pong's uh
menu that is two ping pong paddles that are crossed and it looks uh not at all like a butterfly
in the sense that the paddles make the big top wings and the handles make two uh if you're really
willing to stretch for it wow small wings look that's fucking proof that is insane and that's the
video that's playing behind john bown's report is these sorts of like these are the
the split screen of gotcha investigators should also be attentive to pedophilia symbols advertised
on websites during examinations of computer files investigators should be conscious of
subjects who try to conceal child pornography by labeling them with symbols instead of typical
suggestive explicit names thus the interest in code words now clues the menu from comet ping
pong notice the symbol of the ping pong paddles and its clever resemblance to the how do you not
instantly realize this is bullshit when you're calling it comet ping pong pizza well you know
what kind of what kind of idiotic bullshit are you worried like a place where their legitimate
business plan is hey we got ping pong paddles yeah we got ping pong tables that the fuck is
wrong with you idiots yeah i hate you people so much so he not you are listeners i'm speaking
to alex jones and john bown and john bown uh and i don't know i'm speaking i don't know if it's i
don't know if it's ba um or bound i have no idea who cares yeah it doesn't matter he's he's never
gonna make it on so he gets more like he legitimately just fucking goes hard at the pizza place yeah
just brings up images uh that are debunked as having any meaning uh even stuff that james
alafantis has addressed himself and been like oh uh yeah that picture of a young girl with her hands
taped to a table that was my niece yep makes perfect or that was my goddaughter yeah they were playing
around her sister taped her to the table and we thought it was funny you know like how things
are funny how relatives can have jokes yeah that's it like that it's like what the fuck are you
doing it's such an example of that kind of mass psychosis that is built into certain human beings
like just like uh the fucking Salem witch trials where it's just like out of nowhere people like
it's fucking witches kill them all i don't know i don't know we're just insane we're fair we're afraid
so we have to find something to zero in on and ruin everybody i recently actually studied the
Salem witch trial a little bit and it's actually it's kind of interesting how it is interesting how
like economic forces were kind of involved yeah yeah well what's what i love about it is when it
stopped everybody just went hmm oh we're never talking about this again this was dumb yeah oh
we should have burned those books so future generations wouldn't know about this should
have not done that let's all just let's all just move on so anyway he's very clearly uh going at
comment ping pong yes just john bounds report i think is legally actionable of course frankly
john bound should be fucking so john bound might not be a real person that's a good he could just
be a voice this could be an automated voice that actually makes sense john bound could be a robot
this could be seary yeah then alex could be hiding behind john bound as like hey it's another
person who makes these reports all right i think we're going a little bit all right anyway i want to
play this i want to play just fight fire with more conspiracy fire well that seems to be the theme
of this but that does seem to be what i want to just play the end of it so we can get alex's response
to the uh the report because i we can cut out like four minutes of this bullshit yeah this is gonna
to the national center for missing and exploited children and the fbi 460 699 children went missing
in 2015 that yes that's real but that doesn't relate no to this pizza place well that pizza
place it counts for all of them probably give it that makes sense because they want the adrenochrome
we went over this in a past episode we know of mr alafantis this isn't a witch hunt and it isn't
an attack from fake news that your boyfriend david brock founder of media matters would have us all
ignore either you are the unlucky victim of a fake news onslaught due to your own poorly initiated
publicity or a decades old pedophile ring operating in the power hoarding shadows of
washington dc is about to be opened from your front door john bound for info wars dot com
trump won hillary stole five states was ordered to stand down by the intelligence agencies or
everything else is gonna come out on this your radio listener you're lucky you didn't actually see
the video the art they tweet and facebook is of children being murdered cut in pieces and
raped by men with giant genitalia that's not so also i don't think the size of the genitalia
matters in this particular situation so i don't know anymore but that's what they're pushing
it's what they got hanging up in there and it's what they're doing and uh i can't go out there
and investigate it myself we've had reporters on that have been there they say it's really creepy
because um i don't have the self-control to be around these top people yep you want us to cover
pizza gate we have covered it we are covering it and all i know is god help us we're in the hands
of pure evil we'll be right back i'm al shones and fours dot com so yeah there you go that's i mean
that's absolute a hundred percent evidence that his narrative of what he covered is a lie and that's
not even the worst like i can't find still the clip uh where i very directly remember him talking
about how someone should go check it out yeah absolutely like i'm sure he's talking scrub the
internet of that one it's it's somewhere yeah it's probably in the wiki leaks yeah it's probably in
the same wiki leaks that uh they used that from was also like i bet alex jones is gonna fall for
this bullshit so if anybody uh anybody has any more hot tips on those pizza gate videos that alex
made i'd appreciate it because i'd like to be able to come like i'd like to prove these things that
i know to be true i recommend that somebody goes to alex jones no please don't no no i don't want
to get sued no so anyway we'll get more into again i want to be totally clear uh the abuse of
children is very real it is a problem uh yeah and this is this is bullshit exploitative nonsense
it drums up your legitimate fear and redirects it away from something that matters for a political
point bullshit yes and it's only to make money and to demonize opponents it's it's pathetic uh
and i resent it but i also resent uh the rest of alex's drunk ramblings let's get back into it
let's get back into some good old drunken rambling this is where things take a turn for the racist
and it's it's like these people that are weasels think that i sit here and open myself up to attack
because i'm weak it's the opposite it's because i'm real and i want the return of real people
is the opposite of let me tell you something real also you want the are those are those the spectrum
it's either weak or real also maybe because it's wrestlemania weekend i'm getting into shoot promo
mode okay alex you want real people we're right here we are not funded by anybody no we are really
not funded by anybody we both have day jobs oh yeah we are creative types neither of us are
beholden to the democratic party well you know what independent thinkers as you know so you
regenerative power the regenerative power of creativity sure is keeping away from uh is
keeping us away from satanism sure and uh we're right here real people alex bring it if you
really want some come get some yeah come after us in our please don't you are bad at wrestling
yeah that just fell apart although that character would be awesome in the back
like really confident guys yeah hold on now wait you know what i changed my mind i thought better
of this mr austin i would prefer if you did not stone cold me steven steven steven steven
calm it down i only want you to drink one of those pbr steven we are co-workers
i do mean sincerely though the idea that like thrown out the window immediately i am i am a
hundred percent confident that were i to get into a conversation with alex i mean i couldn't handle
his yelling and all that stuff but i cupcake cupcake i couldn't handle cupcake but i don't i
don't care role play on our no i don't do that i do it in my head enough okay i know i believe you
on our website knowledge fight dot com and throughout the podcast i think we have compiled
enough evidence more than enough that if i were to ever talk to him i could just be like oh what
about what about this and i could quite clearly illustrate that he is a liar dude i don't want
you to wind up in a coma alex we know he's put people in comas before multiple now admittedly i
bet you get some great teeth from his dad once he knocks your teeth out you're gonna get even
better ones i'd like to consider that possibility i'd like the teeth from the for love of god statue
anyway here we go this is where it gets racist well man this is criss gotta go and see their
families i appreciate marcos morales and rob do and the rest of the crew being here is this where
rob do is in the corner not yet the left tells you all day how much they care about you when
they're the ones that want eugenics and death of humanity i don't care what color
your skin is and this is where he cares where you came from this is fundamental to everybody
if you've got good music i'm gonna listen to your music whether you're white
whether you're an albino whether you're from mexico or whether you're from south africa
really less white that's how he sees the world right if you've got good food
i've gone in restaurants owned by ethnic groups whoa that clearly are racist against white people
that's obvious so damn good and he's awesome
sorry i just want you want the food what i don't need to i think at this point he's hungry can we
eat i think i think i think he's at the point of i've gone into restaurants uh i've gone into
Thai places i don't want some i love i love Thai food oh my god you ever have Thai food rob dude you
have a burrito do god damn it do i need to give me give me a burrito i need to get some food on
this robbery do you get it get it rob do i want i want i want your burrito this is where he lashes
out a little bit of course sit here and tell you
that i'm not racist to prove myself to you everything i do is about the people because
i'm not a sociopath or a psychopath i know metaphysically
that's been proven with mathematics and everything that i'm connected to everybody
does that mean if they brainwash a bunch of chinese being brought in now more than
latin americans to hate america and to hate white people i got to stand against it the
chinese are one of the most racist insular groups there are i think it's the chinese it's a fact
there we go all right all right i think that you and i might believe that generalizing a group
of people based on their race i can't imagine is maybe the definition of racist i don't know
where you're going with this i think that you're gonna need to back up uh back up this with evidence
my friend i think fundamentally what's the definition of racism let's look it up right now
is it generalizing a group of people based on race i think that that's i mean prejudice is
certainly wrapped up in that let i mean let's see let's see what the formal definition of racist is
is it just a picture of alex jones oh man oh man it's actually a picture of comet ping pong
a person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice there we go against people of other
races or who believes that a particular of race is superior to others huh so i mean he shows
discrimination certainly in the sense that he discriminates against groups of people and
prejudice them in certainly uh so i don't know he definitely seems to be very concerned with the
white white race uh so i don't care if you're white or albino that was funny that was funny
why did he go to albino first i don't care if you're albino he's trying to come up with
hey listen that was i'm gonna back him up on this one i also don't care if you're albino i love
brother ali he's a great rapper it's your only albino musician i can come up with listen if you
have uh all right anyway i can't do this anymore no but you know you can do listen to him dive
deeper into his prejudiced whole good i don't dislike muslims because they've got brown skin
a lot of them i just like them because they're always killing each other and you know we're
killing them too the bomb makers want to bomb somebody i get that i'm not i'm up for these wars
either but man dude saudi arabia is a hellhole man it's like the worst there ain't no rock and
roll on the radio there baby you know what i mean you want to bet you about oh rock and roll
america in the fifties some christians got mad yeah in sorry they'll kill you if you get caught
listen to rock and roll if you're gay you're dead so i mean first of all they don't have any
rock and roll there baby that's funny baby that's they ain't got no rock and roll that's drunk listen
in the fifties christians were against rock and roll i saw footloose oh yeah
uh you know what saudi arabia just a whole country of john lithkos yeah absolutely so i mean
but like when we go back to this prejudiced country from the sun everybody knows this everybody
knows this when we go back to this prejudice idea it's that idea of like i don't dislike muslims
because they're brown i dislike them because they kill each other every time that's just as bad every
just as bad every time he says i don't dislike people basic he is exactly the old racist yeah
listen i'm not racist but it's that if every single fucking day you know what it is it's
i'm not racist because of the reasons you think i'm racist i'm i'm racist in my whole different
world i'm racist because of the true reasons that i have the facts that i have that muslims
keep on killing each other but also we keep bombing them and you know i'm i mean yeah yeah
we killed that was that was a weird little that was again the weird little good twin being like
listen i know we're killing them and we're a big cause of them and the bomb makers that i love and
support so much they gotta bomb people so maybe they need a scapegoat and maybe i'm the one who
provides that scapegoat to him but listen but that says that's not muslim that's him being drunk
and not being able to figure out exactly like where is the line that i draw like where am i
undefensible like if i just say that muslims keep killing each other in the morning when i wake up
am i going to have to like wrestle with you know what everyone knows that i know more about this
than i was letting on that's what i think is going on and that's why he brings up i know we bomb them
that's why i think he brings that clarification you think so yeah but it only leads to more
problems much in the case whenever you're really drunk and you over explain yourself
it only gets worse he provides way more details than you needed to there yeah well here's where it
gets uh into trans people the best part of waking up is hating muslims everywhere and trans
i don't care if you're some guy i think you're a woman you're into that what the hell i don't i
i'm not out to get you but i shouldn't have to sit or explain that to you and then say by the way
leave my five-year-old alone keep your hands off my five-year-old don't teach them about sex
i'm going to teach them about that when they ask when they're 12 years old
i'm going to end this broadcast again great job yes you're coming in like tomorrow i'm one
supposed supposed parting shot oh god yes i got nothing against trans people but don't
fucking molest my kids you fucking molest trans people listen i gotta go somebody just shouted
at me from the corner i don't think i was supposed to say that and it's clear that his
staff wants to leave oh god they're just like they thought it was gonna end when roger stone left
oh did they i think so they and they're like oh what he's just so drunk and he's rambling so
so there's no way there's no way that everybody also also this isn't over it's not no he just said
he's gotta get out of here he doesn't okay that's what you do when you're drunk that is exactly
hold on that's exactly hey look i got one more thing to say i mean it's like what happened after
our last podcast i was pretty drunk it was like jord keep hanging i want to talk some more yeah no
and um that was fun yeah we're friends yeah this is alice yeah we are not strangers broadcasting
two millions of people this is alex making his staff stick around i apologize let me back off
at least hundreds of people yeah so also i want to say this uh alex you're a fucking asshole and
an idiot and have no understanding of the trans community and or the muslim community for that
matter nope and you basically no frankly i don't think he understands communities period i don't
think he understands people it's degrading the way you speak about people and you should be ashamed
of yourself especially considering that you're doing this drunk on the air you're a fucking monster
and i'd like to say that uh we're not all that great we're just involved we just understand
we're not great people we just understand people uh a little bit uh so uh we're gonna we're gonna get
to this next clip we're coming we're coming towards i'm gonna be perfectly honest with you
we're not coming towards the end of this wow but there's probably in half like a half hour left
no yeah he just tried to get out i i gotta be honest i wanted to play you the entire thing
because after roger stone leaves it's just such scatterbrained nonsense it's this pizza gate
it's a skull covered in jizz right it's misunderstanding scripture racism racism islamophobia
transphobia and now my friend we are going to get into antisemitism today i get i was worried you
never know what the truth is well i just heard near my caucus i can't hear him i get up this morning
and i see the headline alex jones says the jewish mafia runs the world and i went no i said
there's an italian mafia mexican mafia dixie mafia is horrible the most powerful mafias they
don't call them mafias i mean in the south there is a white mafia let's not lie about it and a white
mafia i go yeah there's a jewish mafia and george soros was part of it and then they work with the
nazis that's books have been written on that they said i said jews are evil what the hell again it's
like they say i don't like hispanics i mean it's just it's crazy i mean like i basically am hispanic
in the food i eat i think hispanic women are very beautiful probably the best of the best of the
women out there i mean it's just like it's like who i am doesn't even have any currency these assholes
lie about who i am all day long and it pisses me off pisses him off i don't i look i don't i'm not
here to say that alex jones hates all jews but he does fall into a lot of anti-semitic well they
don't have great food i mean let's just lock those are great no they're not but he falls into a lot
of anti-semitic canards and one of the big ones is this idea that there was this group of crypto
jews that were working behind the scenes and helping with the holocaust and his idea that i mean
you can go to our website i wrote an article about this yeah again we've talked about soros
about the idea that he was working with nazis yeah it's absurd he was 13 years old at the time
and wasn't doing anything no he was scared for his life so anyway that's anti-semitic you know
like uh if you were jewish and the nazis were killing you there's like that is anti-semitic
like it is just on its face it's also racist to be like i might as well be mexican because i
love cuz i eat a lot of mexican food i love tacos and their women are beautiful that makes
perfect sense that's horrible you can't be racist you can't be racist that's so offensive nope nope
can't be a racist if you eat all their food and like their women that's just a fact but the fact
is i eat a lot of sushi and i'm really into anime and i love japanese women i just don't
think they should be people anyways the idea that he uses the tacos and mexican women as evidence
that he's not racist to support his idea that like i didn't say anything bad about jews means
you said some bad shit about jews like just just logically speaking yeah if that is your analog
you're fucked you have no leg to stand on nope so he gets worse he talks a little bit more about this
they know they're fake news so they call us fake news and they fully committed
i've studied history rob i don't think they get out of this i don't know what they're gonna do after
this i don't think they get out of it i'm i'm befuddled at this point because i thought i had seen
an or you are out there they're just keep making stuff up next thing you know it's like the jewish
mafia thing this morning jews run rule the world it didn't say that but i don't know when you said
the jews thing or when you even said the word jew on the show they were going to take that out of
context it's ridiculous uh it's not nope the the like like i've said we will eventually do
like the episode we did about dinosaur comery yes we will do an episode like that about the protocols
of the elders of zion at some point and i will lay out exactly how this false narrative a shit ton
of research and i've done most of it already but i'm going to admire you and wonder why it is i'm here
you're here for a reason the the the idea just like the jews anyways the idea that alex doesn't
understand that all of his sort of ideas about the globalist uh cabal all of that is built
from the foundation of antisemitism right the fact that he pretends he doesn't understand that is
ludicrous right he has to kind of be aware of that and then on top of that this idea that there is a
jewish mafia and george soros is involved with it and they were really responsible for the holocaust
and as he's gotten into in the last week or so they weren't it wasn't on this episode but we will
eventually address it he has been starting to spout some revisionist history about the holocaust
that makes me super uncomfortable a lot of ideas about these globalists set up hitler
like kind of things like they propped him up and they were making him do the things well i will
i will say this there is nothing quite so americana as antisemitism fair like that's a real thing like
a lot of a lot of hitlers ideas came from americans they did not come from germans so there were there
was a deep nazi contingent in america oh yeah at the time and henry ford support uh supported
them famously uh if you got bush yeah yeah if you read if you read history uh beyond high school
where or headlines yeah where we're the heroes um hitler was super shocked that we didn't join
their side understandably yeah for a very good reason and thank god we didn't really good formally
a lot of bad dudes here did a lot of bad dudes a lot of bad dudes uh so at this point alex starts
rambling uh about his family uh and oil stuff and i want to play this just because
it's incredibly not true and then at the same time there's there's a piece of it i want to unpack
so here we go i remember family making a hundred thousand dollars a month all my cousins everybody
family like people making millions a year on on natural gas and oil like about 15 years ago 10 years
ago and then now because of of culling us to have it it drove it out of nothing where i have family
that gets like three thousand dollar a month checks and then there's property taxes on it so i get to
be blamed come back dude we can finish up we'll get this i get to be blamed that i'm gonna payroll a
big oil and natural gas i get zero money and then personally if i was one of these self-fulfilling
assholes that looked at everything in a in a one-dimensional thing about how do i make money
i like cheer coal being turned back on that's our electricity low our factories our jobs the coal
miners i cheer not coming back the paycheck's going from a hundred thousand dollars to fifty
thousand dollars to ten thousand dollars to three thousand dollars to two thousand dollars to zero
dollars to negative four hundred dollars to negative five thousand dollars so every expert
it's like price is right every expert who's looked into it i mean you can just do some research on
your own and find this out i don't want to i don't want to bog down i don't have citations in front
of me but the idea that clean coal exists again is complete nonsense nope but then secondarily
the idea that coal jobs are going to come back is absurd they're not they're not going to come back
for the reasons that it's not economically viable it doesn't matter like nope the cost of coal is
higher than the cost of other not as polluting sources of tech like energy it's the biggest
the biggest problem with with all of that the biggest problem with all of that is that it is
inevitable that clean energy is going to come it has to and it is going to be more cost effective
than trying to prop up dying coal and oil industries well it's inevitable or or we will die the problem
is that the people are trying to keep those old industries going long enough to ensure that we
all die right that's the like it's it's like they're grasping for 10 more years of just a little bit
more so that we lose a hundred years of humanity well i'm sure this metaphor is not that it's it's
too late anyways we're all going to die totally climate change is going to murder us the metaphor
i think has probably been made before but it's like addicts wanting another hit yeah it's like
oh great clean tomorrow yeah that sort of thing but uh the other thing well and it's just billionaires
i'm i'm now uh like i i as much as i i hate the g.o.p and and trump and pence so much i hate pence
so much sure uh it is really like it's not their fault they're idiots they're bought and paid for
by billionaires they're useful idiots they're useful idiots like ryan paul ryan when you look
at the whole health care thing it's obvious he's actually just fucking stupid right no he's a policy
walk he's an idiot but he's a walk bought and paid for by billionaires so just do whatever they tell
him so yeah i i would rather people like like i would rather people go to billionaires homes
and pick it there sure then call your representative that would be interesting it's going to do it's
going to be much better for you yeah we're only we're only months so maybe a year away from me
that eat the rich shit coming back it has to come back because this is insane but this is out of
control anyway this is this is exactly like the french revolution box if exactly like the french
revolution sooner or later we're gonna have to start cutting the heads off and it's a bummer
that they don't even get that the bigger bummer is that we're slightly on the wrong side of that
probably probably because we're comfortable you know what i mean like i'm i'm one of them
we're rich compared to a lot of people in this country even though we are poor as shit yeah
exactly right so we might get our heads cut off hey you know what i'm willing to make that sacrifice
and if it happens it happens but the other thing that is that is our basic policy towards heads
getting chopped off including our own the reason i wanted to pause this clip here and then beyond
this alex is just going to talk about how like my family's in coal or my family's in oil they
love coal they love coal they just want america to come back it's all bullshit but the idea that
they were making hundreds of thousands of dollars a month and then the check is down to like three
thousand now right trump has been in office for three months jesus christ the idea that their
money has gone down that far he hasn't even brought back coal nope it's not even a little bit the idea
that they it could possibly have that big a dent in their economic viability is bullshit if it's true
the reason is because their wells are gone dry like if that's if that's the case then that's why
they don't have the product to sell yeah the idea that he's like i am going against my own self
interest in my family's self interest it just literally can't be true it's reworking the it's
reworking the reality the same way that he does with anything else it's like yes we're losing jobs
or we're losing money or so on and so forth but i can't say it like that i have to say it like
i am the hero he is always the hero i have one more clip out coal and then we're gonna get really
weird okay uh so here's the here's the last talk hey you know what this is actually kind of weird
because it does weave into demons i don't say this to be alarmist the real climatologists and
astrophysicists say the earth's dying yeah and isn't it crazy right at the point we get technology
to survive with energy we terra farm and it actually saves the planet yeah that's why i'm not i never
seen aliens i don't say aliens are real yes you do but the elites are doing everything you do to kill
the planet you've got the bound up carbon dioxide of hundreds of millions of years of life and now
right when the planet doesn't have that gas we have an energy source to put it back in the atmosphere
why wouldn't we do that uh who could come up with that rob do who could come up with that scenario
these are demonic people that hate humans so i can only assume that they're not human
if they don't like humans lizard people yeah you make a great point there do
i can only i can only assume that that is a perfect logical statement as as somebody who
studied logic uh you would you like to you have to agree that if they hate humans they're not human
that's just that's just science let me break this put that together okay use some uh cartesian logic
right there if if one uh hates humans yes uh therefore they are that you can't even do that
that's one premise if if i hate humans therefore i am not human no no no makes perfect sense no
no no the second the second premise that's implied in there is all who hate humans are not human
right so therefore these people aren't human yeah that makes perfect sense that second one is flawed
because i hate humans and i'm human um you don't hate humans i think humanity as a whole is is very
problematic yeah that was that was my big problem watching the matrix uh whenever agent smith is
like i think humanity is a disease i was kind of like yeah you're probably right man yeah that's
one of those great uh there's a video you can find online of uh rogan that people like to take
his clips and put them over swelling music but he does have a really interesting observation about
the idea that like if you fly over cities they kind of look like organs yeah then there's like the the
inflow of cars going in and out of the city uh like going to work into the suburbs to go home
is kind of like blood flowing in and out of arteries uh and then if you look at big cities
like los angeles if you're flying over them they look like a cancer right it looks like just a
disease on the on the on the land that's a super interesting thought that is an interesting thought
and i don't i'm not like i'm i'm not philosophically against that i think especially considering
if you compare it to ants uh which are like if you were an alien and this point has been made
by a million uh smarter people than me yeah uh i don't know i don't know uh no if you were an alien
and you came to earth then your reality would be you would say that ants are the actual dominant
population there are tons of them yeah they equal if not out out uh outnumber our biomass
there are continental colonies which is like mind-boggling to me they're they are warfaring but
one thing that is really true about ants is they are efficient as fuck yeah like we can't we can't
really compete with that level of um pure mindless efficiency to work just getting to work yeah
exactly hey because we intellectualize things okay i don't know let's get back on track uh
because we individuality is bullshit i think is that my point is that my point let's become more
like ants and get to this next clip i don't understand you uh so i'm gonna be an individual
i'm going to say three out of the next four clips we have four clips left three out of the next four
are fucked up okay one of them is fucked up in a different way but the other three are like
whoa all right whoa all right let's get into it end of the night everyone's left the party
what are you talking about and i'd like to remind you cannot get this drunk ass out of your home
i would like to remind everybody that what i said earlier in the show is what's going on now
rob do is sitting at the desk in the second chair and alex won't look at him not allowed to speak
he's facing the other direction and rob do looks like he's ready to go he's got his coat on
he really has his coat on yes oh fuck yes and it's like this it's this thing where it's like
we got a deal with drunkard stepped at again it it does have that feeling
that is probably what it is like to work at info i would have to assume it has to be that
this glimpse into that world because they they can't all believe any of that bullshit right
i don't know it's just a gig it's so hard to tell yeah i think it's case by case
i think it i think it uh i have different feelings about different employees let's uh
toast to at least one employee of info wars just the camera guy who just dude sometimes rob do
i just need benefits sometimes rob do just i need benefits man you guys give me health insurance
so i have no evidence of that no no i doubt they do it could be independent contract yeah that
sounds about right anyway here we go uh we're doing more broadcasts and more because you know
we're getting shut down we're getting curtail we're getting censored and and you know what
just like they wrote hieroglyphics on the walls in africa and in meso america and europe and asia
they didn't do it on a power trip no one would know a thousand years later while they did it
they did it because they wanted to transfer knowledge and they appreciated the knowledge
they heard around the campfire so they wanted to put it out a new way to other people and
the psychopaths and sociopaths they think we're chumps rob yeah because we care about people
that's not why because we feel interconnected and they know we care about the earth it's why
they use environmentalism to get us to guilt and hate ourselves because we actually care
that's ludicrous no that makes perfect sense so i like how he negated his premise immediately
they they you know thousands of years of scientists would have no idea what they were
doing they wanted to communicate with each other oh do you mean thousands of years later we figured
out they wanted to communicate with each other great thanks buddy are you talking about the
beginnings of written communication because before that everything was orally transmitted
everything was just their their long lineages of cultures before they had writing where everything
was just done in like yeah and they're like they would tell stories around campfires that
transmitted information that was important to their culture right and then eventually you figured
out that we can write things down right which is why most writing of you know those really old
religions is not from firsthand accounts it's from people finally writing down oral traditions
right it's why as we know after playing telephone every time you continue to tell a story it is
always 100 accurate it's one of those things that a lot of people don't understand necessarily is that
Homer wasn't a person like no he was a collection of people Homer was an oral tradition that created
and carried down the books the Iliad and the Odyssey absolutely well and there are way more
books of that as well but we just haven't recovered them right but but those are the ones that are
most prominently ascribed to Homer it's I mean it it's insane to me it's insane to me that people
don't understand that about like oh no this is just blind poet guy wrote these books yeah
that's fun in the same way that like Socrates never wrote anything it was all Plato wrote a bunch of
shit and ascribed these words to his teacher Socrates which is probably an oral tradition
right so interesting thoughts you have Alex about cave drawings and what have you but also
people don't use environmentalism against you as a weapon they're scared about science I don't
actually know how you would use environmentalism as a weapon well because his premise is that there's
not enough carbon dioxide in the air and we need that makes perfect sense the well he's talked about
it a bunch the earth is carbon deprived so what we actually need to do is burn more coal and put
more carbon dioxide into the the atmosphere and that will save us all what the fuck is he talking
well because his belief is that this whole environmentalism is basically just trying to
push carbon taxes and trying to shackle businesses right that's what my dad believed put it under
UN control put it under direct control of Al Gore he doesn't go that far but that's the although
that'd be cool if Al Gore controlled all carbon that would be a weird world to live in I am the king
of carbon I am Al Gore carbon king he would be too humble to even dress me dress me in armor made
of carbon I don't know man he's just so dumb but we don't have time and I'm a little bit buzzed so
I don't want to get into like the ideas of exactly why this version of climate denial is so fucking
stupid but maybe we can do that another day all climate denial is stupid you know what this
particular brand you know you know it might be fun deliciously stupid you know it might be fun as
we take this idea and you do a Dennis Montgomery style episode about that oh shit that might be a
way we could flip the tables okay possible we can do that that's all fair conversations all right
anyway this next clip is about how everyone hates Alex Jones for no reason and then it gets into
something they should not have brought up the point is is that cogs the way they got rogue groups in
the government believing they're actually fighting some foreign takeover and they're now saying kill
the president major publications get ready and then and all the republicans that don't go along
they're russians this is exactly all of us are russians well dude we're not going to super maxis
okay this is what they did to the dividends they demonized them for 51 days and then they went in
and killed them and everybody was like hey good job that is not what everyone said did you get that
they're talking about the branch dividends yes we did say that yeah I just want to make sure everyone
who's listening got that he's talking about Waco yeah and which I don't know I would say that's a
bad corollary but that is an example of the government kind of doing some crazy shit right
but it's not an example of the public being like hooray no everyone thought that that was
that shit insane even very liberal people conservatives also everyone thought this is a
horrifying thing to be bold yeah that was uh that was Janet Reno right yeah she went ape
shit she fucked up she done fucked up yeah what what yeah I know it's very complicated books about
that and that is insane I have as well it's it's a very complicated uh case uh the the reality is
that the people there were mostly victims uh a lot of them brainwashed and willing victims
David Koresh was a horrible horrible person right he was raping children right he was uh
just he was out of line there was he was out of line oh you used your strongest words possible
for him I think I might have just Alex Jones I think I might write hey look you know do you
know what he was do you know what he really was what he really really was he was so uncool he was
very uncool David Koresh was uncool the reality of it is is I just I don't want to dive deep into that
no but the the the bigger point is that no one was cool with the fact that they burned people alive
no that building horrifying they everyone thought that was a massive overstep right do you know what
that's a lot like if you put a lot of carbon dioxide in the air uh humanity's gonna burn alive
at some point yep so anyway it gets worse they talk more about uh but also I want to say that
this is an interesting thing to come up because Alex Jones one of his formative experiences was
watching Waco happen as a as a guy who's from Texas yeah he would have been fairly nearby it
sure also it's interesting because uh Bill Hicks the guy who everyone says faked his death and became
Alex Jones was deeply involved in a documentary about right Waco right so it's super interesting
this confluence of things uh everybody says he's Bill Hicks he's not Bill Hicks no one says everybody
says he's Bill Hicks no one says it it's a it's a they think I think it's a joke everybody everybody
says he's Bill Hicks calm down got those pedophiles and then it comes out later that they weren't that
bad they were they were like this guy every time he knew he knew the sheriff he knew everybody
so they're gonna demonize trump demonize trump demonize trump so even the people who are like
kind of on the fence like well maybe trump is better you know the news keeps finding stuff about
so I want no one's on the fence I want to say also just because they they talked about
they could have arrested Koresh at any time he was heavily armed oh they were so heavily
he was he was insanely heavily armed he had an army with him essentially small army but
still a bunch of people who were dedicated to him who were heavily armed they were gun runners
and the person uh so as I understand it I don't I don't know all the details but as I understand
it he usurped the church from somebody else by seducing that person's wife yep and then when
that guy died the son was supposed to take over the church and he did and so the two of them got
into a little bit of a like a holy standoff David Koresh who was the lover of this prophetess
and the son of the prophetess and they got into this thing like who should be in charge of the
church right they dared each other to do a bunch of like sort of raise the dead kind of shit
yeah uh and it ended up like uh like what what was it what who was it um was it Elijah who
compare who like hey bring all of your all of your holy men and like this giant thing on fire
like that hole do you remember that hole or even just uh Moses yeah you know having to do all these
show off to the the Egyptians look snakes yeah there's there's that whole like that's my summation
of of Moses hey snakes so they tried to do that sort of brinksmanship game and what it ended up with
is David Koresh and his followers storming the other guy's compound with guns so like he had a
history of armed conflict with people and was deeply heavily armed and was not coming out of
this compound he was wanted for arrest and wasn't coming out uncool number thing uh uncool thing number
two yeah so like this idea that like he would have gone willingly at any point there's strong
indications he wouldn't oh no he never would but at the same time of course you shouldn't burn these
people alive in that building of course not that's a strong stance to take of course not
Dan everything I don't know if you want to die on that hill I the the don't burn people alive hill
oh I'm fine being wounded on that hill but anyway I wouldn't want to be burned alive on that hill
no it'd be his bad you know the sheriff was gonna go public because he I talked to filmmakers
that got the academy nomination Bill X and won the big awards and then then he died a day later
oh he's so drunk yeah this is sad they killed they killed him because he was gonna go public
and I don't blame the Delta Force a lead army unit for being there and blowing it up and burying
it down and killing people they were following orders that sounds horrible but just scapegoating
them what they did was wrong like nothing compared to the orders they were given and I know the people
involved in that were haunted by what they did and that's why a lot of things they've done later
behind the scenes is how to rectify that but that was all a sigh up on the military to see if they
could get them right to turn against the american people and and also the media didn't demonization
it was meant to turn us against the military so then they would hate us and then they would get
their fight instead we're gonna love the military he is so drunk that is ludicrous yeah that is
just the most st louis of rappers what melly yeah
yeah I don't think ludicrous is from st louis no ludicrous is from Atlanta yeah I think he has
a great hit called welcome to Atlanta for the player's play I know I said st louis and just went
no do you know how st louis I am how st louis I should ask my tattooist that's a great murphy
lee quote one of the st lunatics god damn it I love the st lunatics anyway uh that that's
look the the branch Davidian Waco situation is incredibly complicated how did they get on that
well because just that weird reference from rob do rob do was talking about how they're demonizing
trump so they can take him down in the same way that the media demonized the branch Davidians
and talked about how he was fucking kids which he was like they would crash was like how we're
talking about trump is uh guilty of sexual assault like he is yeah and and like let's let's be clear
in this in the scale of cult member cult leaders he's not as David crash wasn't as bad as like
jim jones but he's in the conversation yeah they're in the same conversation full disclosure
my parents were in a cult the cult leader he did jail time yeah he's not in the conversation no
that's how bad cults are yeah just just being a cult leader probably going to do jail time
there are some seriously bad cult leaders I would say that almost anytime there's a
sism in a church and someone leads people off in another direction isn't it schism it's one
or the other it's a fun they're they're both accurate pronunciations but like anytime that
happens and there is like an offshoot of a church generally someone's up to something hey
hey if you're a dude uh-huh and you're leading a cult jesus are you're doing it to have sex with
people uh anyway the we have two clips left this next one if you had any doubt in your mind which
I don't think it's possible at this point but if you had any doubt in your mind that alex jones
has been drunk this entire time cast that aside and listen to this jordan please do not interrupt
this because it is stupid not going to say a word there's three ways to learn or maybe four but
you can learn through experience you can learn through education
or you can learn through
revelation I'd say through your dna before this be like great dna yeah exactly race memory
so there is always more exactly instincts common sense so there's common sense
there's learning I mean let's go over the ways you learn well you have education like you said
you have uh experience experience revelation yeah which probably is the dna you think that's
what it is well it's spiritual but yeah exactly that's why you know it what are you talking about
yeah that's insane what and you really learn by screwing up that's how you learn that's one of
the biggest ways the best way is to learn so let me ask you this question spoiler alert he doesn't
ask him a question but I love that the best way is to learn is to learn for the last two minutes
he was talking about the different ways to learn his summation of it is the best way to learn
hey look if you want to learn let me tell you about the best way to do it learning oh god at no
point was books mentioned no reading nope no uh the part about that is like listening listening
was not mentioned at all no definitely not communicating with people no sharing experiences
yeah trying to be empathic of others no chance uh the the it just like that to me is an encapsulation
of someone who won't leave my house like that is it's three o'clock I want to go to bed get the
fuck out of my house that's ready to learn it's just learn learn let's let's let's recap I just said
three ways to learn and then you said a fourth and I don't like it when you talked so
how do you learn and then he a me Rob do was like you know what DNA is probably one of those
that you mentioned I'm not going to say that you got one wrong I'll be honest I think revelation is
DNA race memory thanks thanks thanks dude so like white race memory that's after them just talking
about the branch divisions and shit it's like what what is fucking happening wow so this last clip
is Rob do accidentally kind of hitting the nail on the head of why I started this podcast
now they're talking about the mainstream media right imagine what he's talking about but about
them can't imagine that and that will kind of clear up some of my motivations okay every time we
face real bonafide censorship it's not just the listeners figure it out spread the word
but it's like doors just fly up it's the vibe it just goes
when things start happening other people decide you know what I got to step in
that's usually how it happens people get pushed so far
and at some point they go I've had enough I mean when when what's your line in the sand
how many times does Alex ask that what's your line when are you going to go I've had enough
I'm done I'm going to start stepping forward instead of step taking a step back and being
intimidated by MSM or some dweebie who's a total coward on Facebook there's probably a sock puppet
bot calling you a racist it's like first of all that is a perfect encapsulation of why
I started this yeah I watched the election night on info wars and I saw them mocking
everyone who was crying yeah it was a room full of white dudes
laughing at a very diverse crowd realized oh shit our lives are in danger yeah the things
that keep us alive uh Planned Parenthood uh for the most basic example yeah uh immigration laws
that sort of stuff yeah all of the progress that we made is going to be rolled back and I am in
danger they were crying legitimately yeah and a room full of white dudes were laughing and they
smoking cigars they have been proven to be absolutely correct yep absolutely all those
tears were legitimate how many how many times do you have to read a story about children being
separated from their mother once and because because she's been deported for nonsense for
bullshit reasons families broken up because of spite like that's really that's really what it is
yeah it really comes down to cruel technicalities cruelty yeah uh and that was it that was it for
me I watched that and uh that was the moment that Rob do just described is uh when are you gonna
I had enough that was the line that was absolutely the line and before that I knew that Alex Jones
was a liar I could have documented it before that right but it was fun to laugh at him do you know
what the lie for me or do you know what the line for me was that night we went out drinking and I was
like hey let's do this podcast you got it you asked me politely
I would love to posit myself as some sort of holy crusader but I didn't have this idea you did
you're along for the ride you're fucking kicking ass you're an essential piece of it and I love you
you're along for the ride now here is where Alex Jones as we mentioned is fucking drunk takes this
to an anti-Semitic direction great I say Nazis are horrible working with the Jewish mafia to kill
Jews in World War II George Soros it's like Pulitzer prize books on it and so the Jewish
newspaper semi-Semitic they're the ones discrediting themselves I feel sorry for them yeah it's not
like I have to sit there like oh my god don't call me a name they're the ones like
they have dementia they're basically eating their own crap I mean I don't even you know
yep I don't make pleasure in the fact that they're doing it but it just doesn't matter
info wars.com forward slash show and forward slash show spread that link everybody you know
what a piece of shit yes oh thank you Alex Jones what a piece of shit what a pile of fucking
garbage now just to get the taste out of our mouths we I am ready I am more than let me say
this right now let me tell I'm not against gay people okay I love them they're great folks
but Schiff looks like the archetype archetypal cocksucker with those little deer in the headlight
eyes and all his stuff and there's something about this fairy hopping around bossing everybody
around trying to intimidate people like me and you I want to tell congressman Schiff and all the
rest of them hey listen asshole quit saying Roger and I and I don't I never use cussing in 22 years
but the gloves are off listen you son of a bitch what the fuck's your problem you want to sit here
and say that I'm a goddamn fucking Russian you get in my face with that I'll beat your goddamn ass
you son of a bitch you piece of shit you fucking goddamn fucker listen fuckhead you have fucking
crossed the line get that through your goddamn fucking head stop pushing your shit you're the
people that have fucked this country over and gang rape the shit out of it and lost an election
so stop shooting your mouth off claiming I'm the enemy you got that you goddamn son of a bitch
fill your hand I'm sorry but I'm done you start calling me a foreign agent those are fucking fighting
words excuse me the reason I wanted to play that again is because it's so fucking awesome it's so
fucking great but then secondarily I just want to illustrate we've taken this ride throughout this
entire episode and we've gotten to the point where he's end of the night drunk and I wanted to remind
people that he started he started he's he started fucking morning drunk he's been drunk this entire
time but oh yeah different stages of yeah yeah so Alex uh hey I hate this is a textbook I hate to
I hate to do this you bust don't you are an alcoholic and we like to make fun of you but I'd
like to end this on actually a slightly sincere note get help we just said that at the same time
because we mean it yeah you have a you have a severe problem and as do we and that problem
empathy because he is a monster yet somehow somehow both of us are like dude you you should
really turn your life around well I think we recognize humanity and maybe we've had issues
with substances at various times yeah speak for myself uh and I've known people who have had tremendous
substance problems and a lot of his behaviors kind of mirror a lot of theirs but you just give
give that crazy person that you know who has a drug problem a nationally syndicated radio
show it's not good but it's not good like this no and and you know as as uh you know we've talked
about this a bunch of times yeah it's not really ethical to diagnose mental illness absolutely
not but there's definitely something going on no but I think based on the sound that we heard of
him drinking yeah the fact that he's hiding a cup under his desk yeah his clearly drunk behavior
you bet his drunk behavior at the inauguration how wasted he was on rogan's show right these are
all indications to me that he has a very serious problem with alcohol and maybe some of these
behaviors that we like to make fun of and we should be making fun of agreed some of them might have
their root in a substance abuse problem as as you know as much of a monster he he is uh I I you know
I've done some shit that I absolutely uh regret listen I'm not saying we shouldn't be doing this no
absolutely not I'm just trying to make this the fairest podcast possible about alex jones right
and if we are going to do that we have to recognize that maybe he's not as bad of a person
underneath that it's possible but the only way for us to ever prove that is for him to get
is for him to get help and that's never gonna happen interestingly enough if we get him help
we have to end the podcast he's probably gonna be fine I honestly he's probably gonna be a good
good dude I honestly he's gonna love trans people uh wait no he's a monster and he's gonna be a monster
no matter what yeah never mind fuck him but if he did get help and he stopped doing his show
that wouldn't ruin this show we can transition to michael savage like there's a hundred of these dudes
you're right you're right and they're all equally easy to like point out where they're lying we're
we're not gonna run out of fuck faces yeah it's like an asshole conservative uh not even conservative
no that's not fair to conservatives although usually conservatives crazy right wing fucks
yep anyway alex please get help uh you deserve it your family deserves it apparently you have a
fourth kid they deserve it let me ask you a question dan what's up if you were looking to find us
where would you do so on the streets bitch all right that wasn't the prompt I was giving you but
that also seems fair enough yeah at knowledge fight uh dot com that's our website you could also
follow us at at knowledge fight uh or at knowledge underscore fight that's correct on twitter
yep uh our dms are open bring it yeah alex jones uh if you would like the impetus to get help dms
we'll have some resources we'll refer to you to a good program I know some people who have a
suicide hotline and if if trump doesn't get impeached you're gonna be there real quick yeah so also
you can email us if you want at uh knowledge fight at gmail.com you got it uh he just did get an
email recently from a listener who wants a signed wine bottle no shit yeah so we'll be sending that
out sign the fuck out of that wine bottle if you guys would also like a wine bottle uh I mean
you got to pay for shipping but I don't know how much that costs I'm really bad at this you're
bad at but we have a bunch of empty wine bottles we'll send you one autographed or we have these
shirts that maybe if enough people want them we can send them out who knows also uh dan you do
a shit ton of work and uh if you guys want to support that npr style or there's a link on
knowledgefight.com you can check that out absolutely thank you all so much Jordan this has been
uh delightful it has been delightful let me ask you a question I'd love to answer this question
what are we I would say that we are dudes who are into policy
play the clip
Andy and Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding
so Alex I'm a first-time caller I'm a huge fan I love your work I love you