Knowledge Fight - #295: Crossover With QAnon Anonymous

Episode Date: May 13, 2019

Today, Dan and Jordan present you with something a little different. The gents were thrilled to do a cross-over episode with the QAnon Anonymous podcast, where the two sides debate the possibility of finding a middle ground, to create a unified peace between QAnon and Alex Jones, thereby bringing harmony to the world of conspiracy.

Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding Alex. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight. I'm Dan. We're a couple dudes like sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Indeed we are Dan Jordan. Jordan. Have you ever done backyard wrestling? No, I haven't. You haven't. No, but how could you not have? Cause I, well, I mean, I guess I didn't. If you're talking about like organized, I mean, me and my buddy Matt, a buddy of mine back in like fourth and fifth grade used to do moves on each other on beanbags and stuff like that. But it was never a matches or never organized. Gotcha. I can't claim that credibility because friend

of the show and good buddy Marty DeRosa, he actually did do backyard wrestling when he was a younger man. And so he has that credibility. I don't have that. You don't have that. You don't have that kind of cash. No, I just got power bombed by a dude onto a giant beanbag a couple of times. That's all. This is a podcast where I know a lot about getting power bombed on beanbags and a little bit about Alex Jones. And I know nothing about either. Oh, probably not. Not yet. Apparently I'm about to get power bombed. I suppose I've been back over that. Oh, you do have this occasion. So I wanted to record a little bit of an intro for this episode because I bet you were tuning this in and expecting you're going to hear a normal

episode of knowledge fight and hell you are. There's a very different kind of episode. We're thrilled to do a crossover bit of an episode with the guys from QAnon Anonymous podcast. And we are pumped to present that for you. But in order to give you a little bit of normalcy, I thought it would be nice to jump in here at the beginning and give everybody an update on my plants. Plants are doing well. This is when the combo breaker comes in. It's hard to grow herbs. It's hard to grow herbs. Anyway, that's been the plant report. Perfect. Also, I'd like to say thank you to everybody from our last episode on Friday. I would call it an avalanche of responses about the Illuminati card game. Yeah, nothing we've talked about has ever been this galvanizing of

the audience. Multiple, multiple people have offered to send me copies of it. And I appreciate everybody's generosity and interest. It's so it's really cool. The amount of like we talk about a obscure ish old card based intricate game. And people respond so aggressive. It's just our audience is very cool. I'm glad that these are the sorts of things that resonate with people and they respond to I'm glad that there are people. I like it. That's nice to that existence is great. And another thing I like is this episode, we're going to present to you the Alex Jones and QAnon peace talks here. Please enjoy and we'll see you on Wednesday. I'm a policy wonk. Welcome listeners to the 40th chapter of the QAnon anonymous podcast and the 1776 episode of knowledge fight, the Alex

Jones and QAnon peace talks. Allow me to introduce the delegation of QAnon represented by Travis Fugh, Jake Rakitansky and Julian Field. Hello, sirs. Hello. I'm glad we can settle these issues like gentlemen. That's that's what we're here for to meet in a field with pistols. So across the table from us, the delegation of Alex Jones represented by Dan Friesen and Jordan Holmes. Hello. Hi, how are we doing? In honor of Alex Jones, we will be dignified and very polite participants in these summits. Yeah, I am looking forward to settling this very much not like gentlemen. There will be blood as both sides know we are here to work towards a one state solution with no border between Alex Jones and QAnon, a harmonious world of peace, love, and

shared cognitive dissonance. The three main issues on the docket today are as follows. Number one will be guns. Number two will be immigration. And number three will be the pedestals. Definitely all categories that match each other. After expository arguments by both delegations, we will enter what UNESCO calls discussion time during which we basically pal around and shoot the shit, catch up on recipes and subtly undermine Jake. So before we start, I just want to say that this is a much requested crossover episode. And so I just wanted to thank you fellas for joining us on it. Hey, thanks for having us. And before we begin, I'd like to point out that UNESCO are a bunch of dirty globalists. That's right. That's important.

But we join them in wanting to subtly undermine Jake, which is what's important. Yeah, that's the true globalist plan. I figured that we would be using the conch system of talking to each other, but that's fine. Yes, yes. Well, until inevitably, one of us feels like the other has had the conch for too long, and then we start murdering each other and eating our flesh. Yeah, is Jake Piggy in this one? Issue one, guns. On behalf of the Alex Jones side of the table, before I get into my remarks,

I'd like to point out that even before we begin, we have a common ground established we can build upon toward reaching rapprochement. There's one within both our ranks, we both hold in high esteem. Alex Jones has had him on as a guest for many years. And now in his later career, he makes incredibly long YouTube videos rambling about Q clues. I'm referring, of course, to Lionel. Let us view Lionel as the child we use as a rationalization to unite the parties of this broken home of conspiracy. Let it be known that Alex Jones himself would have loved to have made it here today, but he's too busy being sued by pretty much everyone. The globalists will tell you that that's because he defamed people and caused

horrible destruction in their lives, but if you dig for the truth, you'll find that these are just people who are afraid of how aggressively Alex tells the truth, particularly about God's greatest creation, the gun. Some people will tell you that the Chinese invented firearms, but don't believe them. It was God. The gun is the single most important thing that exists, and Alex's right to own as many as he wants and whatever kind he wants with no regulation, registration or record keeping is literally the only thing that is standing between pure beautiful freedom and dystopian globalist tyranny a thousand times worse than anything found in the books of science fiction, which I should point out are simply the dreams of men.

So is this why Alex actually looks like a gunlocker? It's part of the reason, you know, it's sort of like how if you have a dog, you know, you kind of people look like their pets, Alex's pets are his guns and gunlocker. You see, this country only exists because of guns. That's right. America was invented because the British tried to take the colonists' guns away, and they said, fuck that noise. We're going to start a revolution. Now, sure, the British tried to confiscate guns in April 1775, a good four years after North Carolina regulators led a armed rebellion over unfair taxation, and two years after the Boston Tea Party protested on fair taxation, and months after the British had declared Massachusetts to be in a state of rebellion

after the colonists passed the Suffolk Resolves, largely directed at boycotting British goods and retaliation for parliament passing the Intolerable Act, itself a retaliation for the Boston Tea Party, which was about unfair taxes. But forget all that stuff. It doesn't matter. The truth is that right before Lexington and Concord, the British tried to take the weapons of colonists who were already pretty much knee deep in a rebellion over taxes, and that proves conclusively that this country would not exist without guns, and that by extension, the only thing that is keeping this place running, you guessed it, guns. Reason you get up in the morning, guns. 100%. That's a bad reason to get up in the morning. If you're getting up in the morning

because of guns, usually that means something is going wrong. Well, you know, it's a good alarm to have. You set your gun on a, if you are not up by eight, that gun is going to fire. You got to get up to disarm it. There's no snooze button on the revolver. I see like a Rube Goldberg machine with an M16 at the end pointed at your head. That would be the worst YouTube video where they have all the dominoes taking forever to go off, and then it just hits a gun and kills somebody. I could see that being a part of like a cut scene from an earnest movie. Oh man, RIP, RIP, Ernest. Absolutely. Tell the kids not to smoke. He didn't say anything about vaping. Ernest goes to the vape shop. So the globalist menace that we

face today, and have always faced is descended from those very same red coats we conquered back in 1776, and they have never stopped wanting to take Americans guns away so that they can undo the American Revolution. The Royal Family, along with the Rothschilds, George Soros, and noted Anglo files like HG Wells, they've been plotting for centuries to take down the great American experiment. They play all sorts of dirty tricks that may appear to be aimed at hurting the economy or creating greater public health, but make no mistake, behind every single one of their plans is the obsessive desire to take away Alex's guns, specifically Alex's guns. All roads lead back to an attempt to gun grab. Literally everything. Take fluoride. You know why

they put fluoride in the water? Scientists will tell you that it's for your teeth, and that peer reviewed studies have shown that fluoridating the water is reduced tooth decay by at least 25%, but you should know better than to listen to mainstream scientists. These are globalist scientists who don't want you to know that there's fluoride in the water to make you dumb and weak, so you can't resist when they come and try and take your guns. Strong in the teeth, weak on the draw, to quote Thomas Jefferson. It's a real Thomas Jefferson quote, by the way. 100% very real. Make teeth Victorian again. Literally everything is secretly about gun control. Every policy made by the Federal Reserve is an

effort to devalue the currency, which will lead to civil unrest, which will be used as an excuse to take Alex's guns. Every mass shooting, so long as the shooter is white, is a carefully orchestrated globalist false flag meant to tug on the public's heartstrings and sway opinion toward taking Alex's guns. Feminism is really just about creating a weak version of female empowerment, so the women never realize that true empowerment comes from guns, and thus half the population won't be armed to help Alex not have his guns taken away. Some people believe that money in politics is an unspoken issue behind every conversation about policy or the economy, but if you take a long, sober look at the facts, it becomes plain that every bill,

every House concurrent resolution, every executive order has an unspoken clause regarding whether or not Alex Jones can keep his guns. Historians in the 2100s will undoubtedly look back at this issue as the defining political question of this generation, and as long as we can find some common ground on this one, there may be hope of us reaching a true and lasting conspiracy piece. Thank you. Our delegation, thanks you for your words. Of great comfort, I can already see that we are going to be friends and that we're going to find a lot of middle ground. To channel Alex, that's comforting. First of all, I'd like to state that we are above these talks. Q never stooped to directly

mentioning the Second Amendment. In fact, across all Q drops, the only amendment directly mentioned is the 25th Amendment. Now, let's be clear. The 25th Amendment is a detier playable character that nobody in their right mind would use competitively. It's just not that powerful in the current meta game. In fact, it was created in the wake of JFK's murder to make sure there would be clear next steps in case a president resigns or dies or is incapacitated or removed from office for some reason. And really, it just mostly ensures that the Vice President would take over when that happens. COG. Exactly. The reason Q frets more about this amendment than the recently buffed S tier juggernauts, the First and Second Amendment, is that he fears the President will

be pushed into a McDonald's ball pit by the CIA and disappear forever. So I'm sorry, I know I'm not representing my delegation with dignity here. My wife left me this morning and I mistook my dish soap for coffee. What were you talking about? Your wife leaving you? Guns, guns, guns, guns, guns. QAnon actually seems divided on guns. On one side, they believe guns are good, safe even. Here's a Q drop from February 23, 2018. Why school shootings? What is more precious than our children? Emotional pull, distraction event, gun grab event, de-security. Why would locals go along with such a sick, organized event? They must control local police, school, county officials, etc. to work. Why? Many dollar signs.

Federal aid plus donations. These people are sick. Now, here Q links to a 2014 article for a Courant by Dave Altimari, entitled Sandy Hook Two years later, where is the aid going? In it, he details all the different initiatives set up to help the community in the aftermath of the shooting. The author reports positively on these, but also shines a light on the bureaucracy and inefficiency that have left some families unsupported or unclear on where they can even find help. Anyways, Q continues in the drop. So why is Q linking to an old article examining an event from late 2012? Well, it turns out that the Parkland school shooting had occurred less than 10 days before,

and Q needed to make it clear that Parkland was a false flag. And even if it weren't a false flag, then it would still be a way for the deep state to grab your guns. And even if it wasn't that, then it at least shows how local officials are controlled by the deep state. But hey, that might also not be true, in which case let's examine how the money raised after this kind of tragedy is going into the pockets of the deep state. This Q drop is the definition of a Gish Gallup, overwhelming your opponent with more arguments than they can feasibly address in a response. But since Q thinks his audience is rock dumb, he made another drop on the 10th of March. But doubt still not at Q. What if he hadn't been clear enough? What if his followers were

more stupid than he thought? Well, on March 27th, he finally addressed his anxieties with this drop. Sadly, this did little to save Q's hunger for revenge. Still, he slept like shit. Still, his dumbass followers believed the earth was flat and JFK Jr. was alive. Still, they regularly mistook mayonnaise for yogurt. So in early April, he decided to take action. This time with a more productive spin on guns, he posited a new type of gun might exist. A bad gun. I'm sorry guys, but you'll understand why very soon. Here's a drop he made on the 4th. Although this sounds totally off the wall, he is definitely referring to clowns in America or the CIA. The CIA. Private funds raised how? Troops at border does what? Impact to who? Ds involved.

MS-13 slash illegals roadblock. Sex traffic roadblock. Children roadblock. Drugs roadblock. Guns roadblock. China slash Russia. Pass through Intel. Pull roadblock. Name we don't say AZ roadblock. Jeff Flake AZ roadblock. Big money terminate. The wall means more than you know. The fight for the wall is for so much more. Q. Is he saying that Voldemort is in Arizona? John McCain is the Q on Voldemort. They don't do not say his name. They call him no name or like they just say we don't say his name. That's cute. Yeah, that's pretty fun. Why not? If you're going to pick somebody, you might as well be McCain. Sure. Yeah, they also thought his brain cancer was fake and that he didn't actually die and he's still alive somewhere. Or he was executed

instead of dying. He was executed for all his deep state crimes secretly as is done in a free country. Yeah, because yeah, because all this. Yeah, of course, because the way that people are going to wake up to Q is by executions that are completely hidden from the public so much so that you're not sure if they even took place. See, for us, the name that we don't say in Arizona is Joe Arpaio. I took that a little differently. Yeah. So the wall then as far as Q is concerned is an effective way to stop the bad guns from coming into the country. I mean, can you imagine if America were flooded with weapons? Wouldn't that suck? Anyways, one of his fans asked him whether the wall was about more than just, you know, stopping drugs, assassins and child traffickers.

Perhaps the fan posited Mexico was going to be used as a quote attack vector in the event of war. So Q responded. Would you invade a country whereby a good portion of its citizens are armed? The ultimate deterrent, Q. This does not answer the question about Mexico, nor does it have anything to do with the wall. It's just a boilerplate reaffirming of the Second Amendment. At this point, Q is furious. Why won't these pigs eat the slot provided and shut up with the questions? What if he could write a very long, totally sane, mostly all caps drop that answered all possible questions you could ever have? Well, cancer, baby on floor, hands in mouth, a start, vaccines, not all tobacco, opioids, ultimate

win, death plus money, the fed Rothschild, conspiracy, conspiracy, conspiracy, UK, Germany, five days, choice is yours, revelations, enough is enough, Q. So they're giving their children cancer through cleaning products? Yeah, because they crawl on the floor, they put the fingers in their mouth, they get the cancer, they die. How stupid do you have to think your reader is to say baby on floor, hands and mouth, the start? Well, because home cleaning sounds kind of pussy, you know what I mean? I think he was like, he was like, oh, no, this is home cleaning, I don't want to think I do any kind of domestic, better mention it. Baby on floor, under my boot, I'm totally dominating it.

The middle, flossing, never floss your baby. If if you still have any questions after that drop, it is, you know, the delegation's belief that you should type them up into a word doc and place that doc directly in the digital trash patriot because you're too fucking stupid, even for Q. In conclusion, as the delegation representing QAnon, I now close my expository argument by stating a simple fact, one that does not care about your feelings. There are two types of guns, good guns, the ones owned by Americans, and bad guns, the ones owned by everyone else. We need to protect the border from the bad guns and continue to stockpile the good ones. I think I think we can find some some pretty good common ground in that position.

Yeah, I think if you're, if you're, if you had had a gun, your wife wouldn't have left you this morning. So that would have been. And you wouldn't have that, you know, made coffee, had a soap. Yeah. Guns prevent that sort of thing. Guns prevent soap. I was too busy knocking the urinal cake out of my baby's mouth. Just start. I think that if we're, if we're able to stipulate that those bad guns that other people have could become good guns, if they are given to Americans, I think that we could probably move forward as long as we don't demonize the guns just because people we don't like have them. Yeah, I think actually that's a really good plan. I mean, law enforcement seems to have it wrong all along that they just wanted to take the bad guns away.

They're forgetting a key element. You take the bad guns and then give them to people who will use them for good. You put them in the Calvin and Hobbes transmogrifier and then you take them out and it's the good gun and you can use it on brown people now. Yeah, well, and yeah, you know, self-defense, you know, you can stand your ground with it. Yes. All of these things are good for guns. Yeah. For QAnon followers, you definitely need a long kind of M16 shaped object to stand your ground because it'll serve as a cane. Right, right. I think there is one quibble though. In Q's insistence that guns are safe and one of the Q drop and so Q seems to reassure the followers that there's really no, even though the deep state wants to take the guns,

there's no real risk of that happening. If I understand Alex Jones delegation's position correctly, they believe that there is a very real possibility that any moment the government's going to send upon the Alex Jones specifically and to take all of his guns. Right. But my only correction is not a possibility. It's an inevitability. Honestly, if you open your door right now, there is a government agent waiting for the signal to grab your gun with his little sticky palms. Sticky palms. Oh, yeah. There's that giant hand from Smash Bros. And it's just like trying to fucking get your guns. Well, actually, what I from what I understand is they're constantly standing outside of everybody's apartment door. They just have cloaking technology.

So, you know, the moment, you know, the moment the order is given, you know, the cloaks clump off and they knock on the door to take your guns. I would like to say one thing that I believe can build a bridge between us. It's the belief that I think both Q and Alex share that guns don't kill people, bad people do. And so I would say that we meet in the middle there in that if, for example, MS-13 had a gun, it wouldn't make the gun technically bad. It's just a temporarily bad gun until it's dropped by the MS-13 person. At which point, it becomes just a gun, which is good. Yeah, a neutral gun, which is good. It's positive. Yeah. And I think neutral is good when it comes to guns.

So have we negotiated enough? Do we feel like we can live together? I think so. And as I was, you know, hearing these Q pieces of information, when I heard guns are safe, I thought he was saying that they're not harmful to you. That's what I thought, too. Yeah. I thought it was like, hey, guys, guns are cool. Did he mean that nobody's coming for your guns? That's what he meant? No, I think he means like if, for example, your teachers had a gun, that would make you as schoolchildren safer. Okay. Or even that, you know, guns just in general are safe. And if you get killed by one, I mean, that's your fucking fault, buddy. Oh, in that case, bridge built. You got to work to get killed by a gun.

One thing about QAnon is that there's a general theme like everything's under control and like all of your sort of conspiratorial dreams will come true. And so if we're going to enter this this paradise and the paradise, I assume will involve guns for everybody. Yes, everyone gets guns. Everyone gets bored unless you're not American with the birth certificate. But so, so it's sort of up to interpretation, whether or not that sort of guns are safe means that guns are not inherently threatening or that or that guns are at no risk of actually being grabbed by everyone. But I think that I think that if it is saying that guns aren't going to be taken away, it certainly is the line of the general theme of QAnon that everything's going to be okay.

That's true that that may be the only thing that we will have to deal with is half the half of our, you know, new state will be very alarmed that people are going to come in. And the other half will be like, yes, you should be alarmed, but also everything's under control. It's our in control. You know, don't leave your living room. Definitely don't turn off daytime TV. See, it seems more like guns are safe, but sentence structure is very unsafe. Yes, grammar is under heavy attack. Issue number two, immigration. As the delegates for Knowledge Fight, I would like to give you a very quick rundown of Alex's

position on immigration. Immigration is bad. Real bad. Very bad. Nobody should be allowed to come in here. There are two groups of people in this world. There are good immigrants. And then there are not good immigrants, which means there are no immigrants. You can tell the difference between immigrants and non immigrants by site. Wink. Obviously, the left is flooding the United States with immigrants, most of whom vote Democrat. Mind you, they vote Democrat because they want handouts. Definitely not because the fascist terrorist organization known as the Republican Party thinks it's hilarious to respond to the question, what should we do with immigrants with shoot them? It's because of handouts. When the Democrats consolidate their electorate,

replacing the good God fearing patriots who clutch their guns like pearls, they will institute their 1000 year Reich and wipe out all of the patriots. Read that as white. Immigrants are central to the globalist's plans for reducing the world's population conservatively by 90%. Step one, immigrants control elections for the Dems. Step two, the Dems take away our guns. Step three, eradicate the population could not be simpler. It also goes higher up still than the Democrats because they're not just going for America, they're going for the world next. It is the UN and George Soros that know by bringing Muslims from wherever it is that what Muslims come from into the Western world. Read white will

destabilize the country and start a civil war by destroying the West. You take the world because obviously other parts of the world have never contributed technology or culture. It's not a problem. Just bringing in immigrants from outside the West is enough to destroy the country. Now, I know you're thinking this is about race because I've said it multiple times, but it's not. This view is shared by many of his frequent guests, prominent non-racist thinkers, for example, Canadian would be politician Faith Goldie, British milkshake milkshake canvas Tommy Robinson, uh, Rhodesia loving apartheid era carpet bagger Bob Chapman, and cat scratch whiny snowflake himself, Ted Nugent. When a collection of totally not racist luminaries like these agree on something,

we can be sure it is very much not racist. In fact, you thinking they're racist at all is reverse racism. After all, Alex has said again and again that he is not racist for citing his love of Latinx women and affinity for tacos. Yeah, it is all flavors of immigrants that want free stuff. It's all immigrants who want to destabilize the market, take our guns, kill poor innocent white people without consequence, knowing full well that the libs will deny it and call you racist. The worst thing you can call a white person. The elites know this and they've set up the whole sequence of events. When immigrants come to America, patriots have no choice but to protect themselves and their culture and take up their guns. What's wrong with that? Thank you. Wow,

it's beautiful, powerful. Very coherent. No, that was kind of like some of my favorite slam poetry, you know? Yeah, I'm feeling a little reddish, if you will, a little bit pilled almost. I had to resist the urge to snap. I mean, Alex Jones' argument that he can't be racist because foreigners make him both horny and hungry, I think is rock solid. Yeah, that's the two H's. That's the two H's of not a racist. A couple times he has indicated that he may or may not like Mexican music as well. So, I mean, like the evidence is there on the table. He is cool. Yeah, so QAnon loves to swivel a chair and talk immigration with the kids less than a week into its existence. On November 4, 2017, QDrop said this. Who funds MS-13? Why did Barack Obama instruct HS and BP to release MS-13

captures at the border? What agency has to rectize to two major drug cartels? Why is AG Sessions slash POTUS prioritizing the removal of MS-13? Why is AG Sessions slash POTUS prioritizing building the wall, immigration, drugs? Who do you hire for a hit? Who could be eliminated after the job is complete? Seth Rich. Who was found dead too shortly after his murder? What affiliation did they have? Classified. Q. Whoa. So, yeah, you have found somebody that thinks that their audience is stupider than Alex Jones does. That's amazing. So, the kids, you know, they came for the immigration talk, and now they know more about Seth Rich, a murdered DNC staffer we recently dedicated an episode to. This, of course, ties into immigration because if we don't build a wall,

then MS-13 gang members come into the country, and if they come into the country, then the Democrats will hire them as hitmen, and if they hire them as hitmen, MS-13 will off people like Seth Rich for a busting Hillary Clinton for what she did to Bernie Sanders. And then the Democrats will off the hitmen that they brought into the country to begin with because their lives mean nothing and no one will ask any questions. It's a bit complicated. So, you should never give a mouse a cookie is what you're telling me? Yeah, never give an MS-13 member. Yeah, except mouse in this case is MS-13, and cookie is assassination to complete. That was the hidden meaning behind the book in the first place. Yeah, if you want to simplify all this, you just have

to remember to blame Obama for, quote, releasing MS-13 captures at the border, something which, of course, definitely happened because we have multiple agents with kind of, you know, giant nets trying to throw them over MS-13 people as they come in. And, you know, sometimes they miss, sometimes they get them. But either way, Obama was like, no, guys, this is catch and release, make sure the hook doesn't like hurt their mouths, and put them back in the water until they become larger MS-13 agents, at which point it's fine to start fishing them healthy. Yeah. So it's subsistence fishing, really. Exactly. Yeah. So QAnon is particularly angry about how much the deep state loves immigration. In June of 2018, Q made this drop. If you are smart, stupid.

You know what just occurred at the meeting in Russia. Attempts to frame Russia slash POTUS optics are failing and will soon be exposed. Objective to keep POTUS away from Putin failed. Bolton plus Putin should scare you. Enemies are allies. Evil has no place here. America is no longer for sale. The age of taxing our citizens across the world while entry to our market is free is over. The world will unite in this cause. GVE, RVW, forced immigration pushers will be exposed. The why. Read the Bible. God wins. Q. That took a turn. Yeah. Yeah. He should have said spoilers. Like it's kind of a dick thing to do. Be like, read the Bible. Spoiler alert. God wins. Is this coming in the form of telegrams? What are we doing?

Stop. Read the Bible. Stop. You don't want to tell everyone that God's going to end up on the iron throne. They're not going to fucking tune in. Admittedly, I'm not super aware of QAnon stuff, but I didn't realize there was a sort of religious fundamentalist aspect to it. It's a big aspect of it. I mean, you'll see the guys on Twitter, the Q guys who have the three stars next to them, and that stands for the, it's the Holy Trinity. QAnon is essentially a smoothie if your blender doesn't work. So you just shove everything in and then it's just layered in there and never becomes a coherent slurry. Yeah. I'm pretty sure the three stars thing stands for General Flynn, the three star general. Yeah, come on, man. Oh, I always thought that it was the

three stars of Bethlehem. The Trinity of the Holy Ghost. It was like the Holy Ghost. I don't know, I'm Jewish, so I don't know that shit, but one of the stars, one of the stars I think might be President Trump. One of the stars is the Star of David. The second one is also the Star of David, and the third one is the Star of David. And three of them together means that you are allowed to hunt people like myself. I think a decent reading of this is the General Flynn is the Holy Ghost. I mean, he's part of the Trinity. The Holy Ghost Recon. The Holy Ghost Protocols. Religion in QAnon, like they see like the, the Cabal is literal devil worshipers. They are league with Satan. And so they're the white hats, all the good people, they're on God's side. And

they're so their victory is assured. And Trump and Trump is like a soldier of God, like they believe that God has chosen this, this saggy grape of a man to, you know, deliver us from the onslaught of demonic entities. Oh, so they're Lutherans. This is a point I maybe was a little unaware of, but this is a heavy overlap with Alex. This is, this is the place where they could come together pretty easily. Good, good, good. Because the idea here is pretty simple. If you listen to that that QDrop, our, our, our, our Testament, freeloading immigrants want to taste the sweet nectar of American freedom, but they're evil. That's why American citizens get taxed so much when traveling abroad. Logically, in response to this heavy taxation of American tourists, which totally exists,

we must close the American markets. That's because a country is not just a country, it's also a market. We're going to create a virtual wall to keep out the market, and 200 foot electric fence with fire turrets to keep out the other countries. This is a question of right versus wrong and good versus evil. Obviously, we have to stop the forced immigration pushers, because if you read the Bible, God is a huge winner. Do you really think God would pussie out and not fight the immigrants? Get real. He would friggin' slay. The first Testament is just God sitting on the border with Mexico, double tapping brown people until they all rage quit. It makes sense. If you think about it, you're either smart or an idiot. If you don't

get it, in a way, not getting it is getting it. But Q also sometimes checks out dirtbag left Twitter bios, and he's not happy that they want to abolish ICE. That's why in July of 2018, he made this drop. Sorry, Q was too busy looking at videos of his own dog. Shut up. He looked so cute though. Ice executes its mission through the enforcement of more than 400 federal statutes and focuses on smart immigration enforcement, preventing terrorism and combating the illegal movement of people in trade. I'll provide a link. HTTPS colon slash slash www.ice.gov abolish ICE hashtag goodbye Democrats Q. Q knows that the best source of information about ICE is their own

website. If you're a conspiracy theorist, God, you can't just link to the regular website. Obviously, only morons would trust the phony MSM journalist writing egregious hit pieces describing the documented cases of sexual abuse, manslaughter and murder occurring within ICE. And ex-officials speaking out about corruption festering there, give this delegation a break. Crisis actors. Everyone knows that when you resign from ICE, Mossad and its president, George Soros, offer you a cushy 18 figure job as a crisis actor. A lot of those Parkland kids, for example, used to be ICE agents. It's a Benjamin Button kind of thing. But we can't let these ex ICE agent children fool us. So yeah, abolish ICE. More like no more Mr. Nice Guy. Goodbye Democrats,

unless of course Obama and most of the Democrats turned a blind eye and or expanded ICE, in which case cool, but not cool because they're Democrats. The point is immigrants bad, Democrats bad, ICE good. It makes no sense to abolish an agency funded in 2003 during the reactionary fever of post-911 America. We need to give these guys more guns and pay for their 14 word ankle tattoos. And that's our delegation's official stance. Except for one more thing. Antifa is involved here. They want to abolish ICE. But what you probably don't know is that they're also not fans of white supremacy. Punishing pedos and Mike Sernovich. Now, if you think I'm having a stroke, I'm not. In July of 2018, Q posted a photo of a protest at Columbia University where epic gorilla mindset

guru Mike Sernovich was going to speak. But the intelligent counter protesters knew what they had to do. They printed a giant protest sign. Bigger and more powerful than all the other protest signs. They took boilerplate lefty stuff and sprinkled it with some extra spice. Like the claim that the lefty protesters are all members of the North American Man Boy Love Association. And that they hate Mike Sernovich so much because he's an anti-pedo superhero. So they planted the sign and they got Mike Sernovich to post a photo of it. And then finally, they made sure Donald Trump Jr. saw the Sernovich post and liked it. And then you'll get Q interested, which will make him go for epic drops like this July 2018 jewel. So I don't think this delegation needs to explain

how stupid and gullible our followers are. They'd never check to see if the sign had been debunked. They'd write the information off as another smear by the mockingbird media, even if they did. It's all one big family, corporate media, the Democrats, and Tifa. They're all just layers of the deep state structure. Then on November of 2018, Q went beast mode. He posted a New York Times article showing a map of the electorate during the 2016 election. Cross reference blue areas with illegal immigrant high pop zones. You might be shocked what you discover. The real truth about why these depend on illegal immigrants and why they care more about them than you. Hashtag facts matter. Q. The reason the Democrats love immigrants is that immigrants haven't been thoroughly

informed by Fox News for several decades. That means they refuse to vote Republican, which of course is a huge sign that they're having their minds hijacked by the deep state brain drones in their all brand. Or as Q puts it, amazing what you discover when you research for yourself. God bless you, Patriots Q. God bless you, Patriots. Alright, we're gonna keep going. I love stuff like this that encourages researching. Research for yourself on the ICE website. Because people really follow up with those commands from what I've experienced, like listening to Alex's callers and yeah, it's good stuff. So you're probably asking are there other posts maybe claiming the Gilles Jaune or an anti-immigration movement or that open borders and a dislike of ICE is a war on sovereignty

or just that nationalism is good? Absolutely there are. Will the delegation be addressing those today? Absolutely not. Back to you, Jimby. Well, I think we got a lot to agree on there. I would say almost everything. Yeah, especially the, I like the weird God. I like the God that is all for whatever it is they're doing at any point in time. Yeah. If there's anything I know about the Bible, the Old Testament, it's a real murder. Definitely. Yeah. Right. Yeah, I'm shocked to see this. Well, I guess maybe I'm not shocked. Yeah, I don't think I'm shocked. It's a high level of overlap between what Alex believes in and what Q is professing. Yeah, I mean, it turns out that underneath it all, it's just brown people bad. Yep, yep. The base we can build upon, I think,

between the two delegations. You think so? This could be the rock. This is like our thing that sort of like underneath everything, we might disagree on some things, but brown people bad. Alex Jones and QAnon having a nice dinner together, possibly touching feet under the table. This is our Yalta today, but tomorrow it could be our embassy. We can live happily ever after screaming about Antifa and fairy tale stuff. Yeah, it's also important that he adds in there like the Antifa is evil, because another underpinning for Alex is that all Democrats and all the left are basically race traders. You know, they're people, if you're not supporting getting rid of

of illegal immigrants, you say that made me uncomfortable. Yeah, I know, I don't like it, right? Yeah, it's disgusting, but that's what they believe, man. It's not my fault. Yeah, race trader is a tough phrase to say out loud and put it in most conversations, honestly, and put out on a public podcast that your parents may or may not listen to. That's what they call me every morning. When I almost finish a marathon, I always turn to the guy on my right who's going to make it and just go race trader. Yeah, he stumbles a little bit, maybe throws up. Trip him on his way. My mouth is white and pasty and I can't see anything, but I'm still tripping.

Just the fucking like real life meme of like the guy who puts the stick in the spoke of the person's bicycle. The bad guy is in breaking away. Speaking of a stick in the wheel of a bicycle. Issue number three, the Podesta Brothers. When we talk about the Podesta Brothers, of course, we're opening up the door to talking about Pizza Gate. And ultimately, that means we're going to have to touch on the very important matter of literal demons. At the start of Pizza Gate, Alex was all about investigating Comet Ping Pong Pizza and implying that globalists were most likely abusing kids there and is very

disgusted and very much a journalist employee. Rambo Joe Biggs took the lead. I'm sorry, but it's this delegation's belief that you are making this person up. I wish it was. He doesn't always go by Rambo Joe Biggs, but I'll be damned if I'm not going to always call him that. So Rambo Joe Biggs took the lead on special reports about these theories about the Comet Ping Pong and ran wild with it. Jack Pasobak, at that point, just a very obscure weirdo with a periscope account, went to Comet Ping Pong to eat and was either kicked out for scaring the staff who'd been dealing with frequent death threats recently by acting suspicious and live streaming his meal or for getting too close to the truth, depending on who you ask.

The next day, Jack was interviewed on Info Wars about how he got such a creepy satanic vibe there, how suspicious it was that they had a foosball table, but his greeter didn't know what foosball was and how he saw kids running all over the place, possibly in and out of secret rooms. Because I hate myself, I did watch that entire periscope of him going to Comet Ping Pong to eat and I did not see any of the things that he was describing except the greeter who didn't know what foosball was, which I didn't think was that suspicious. I just fucking love like this guy reinvented himself as one of these like facts and logic and journalism guys, and he's the guy who was just live streaming from inside a pizza joint going, I'm pretty sure it

smells like pedo in here. Yeah, it's a real impressive career arc, like the upward trajectory is we should all be so lucky, quite frankly. American life has so many chapters. So somewhere along the line, Alex completely changed his tune and started to say basically that things in the hacked Podesta emails are real, but the globalists pointed people to the pizza place as a diversion so they wouldn't find the truth. He was pretty insistent at the time also that he was never into Pizza Gate. He even went so far as to take down videos where he talked about Pizza Gate from his YouTube channel. No one really knows what caused the shift. Some really far out conspiracy theorists have pointed out that just before he changed his story,

Alex had to air a public apology to comment Ping Pong owner James Oliphantus in order to avoid a defamation lawsuit and Rambo Joe Biggs disappeared entirely as an info wars employee, but I think we can all agree that those sound like coincidences. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever the case is here, one thing that is very consistent is that Alex thinks the Podesta brothers are creeps and most likely engaged in child trafficking and possibly the ritual sacrifice and ingestion of human children. And that they're they're engaged in this industry with pretty much the entire Democratic Party and George Soros's son Alexander. Roll nodding sagely. Alex has not read the hacked Podesta emails that were at the core of the whole pizza gate thing, but he's done his

journalistic due diligence and read enough about the topic on weird blogs to be able to riff about him. In one of the emails Marina Abramovich invites Tony and John Podesta to a quote spirit cooking dinner at quote my place. She says she's looking forward to it. In the business, this is what's known as a smoking gun. The globalists may tell you that Marina Abramovich is just a really famous avant garde performance artist known internationally for decades for creating provocative pieces. They'll tell you that the right wing media intentionally conflated various vaguely occultic art installations she's made over the course of her career with a dinner party she threw for people who donated to donated to her Kickstarter, including Tony Podesta, although John didn't end

up showing up to this dinner party. But at the dinner party, she taught them how to make a soup recipe that she learned from Tibetan monks. And the right wing has conflated these these two things in service of creating a satanic panic style conspiracy to attack Hillary Clinton. As all things the case is with all things the globalists say it would be wise not to believe them when they tell you that the right wing conflated these two things together. I want to try that soup. Yeah, I want to try that soup. I do think it's funny that John didn't show up because he probably just ate too much at home before, you know, I think I think he probably didn't go because there were no bread balls offered. I think he probably asked emailed and asked

and said are you going to be serving it in a bread bowl like they do at Panera? And they said no, I don't we don't have any bread bowls just regular bowls and he went no thanks. I'm trying to do the opposite of cutting down on carbs. I assist. So in reality, these dinner guests gorged on food made of blood and semen, making a mockery of God as well as traditional flavor profiles. I know this sounds crazy because you've got to think that food would not taste good. But you see, it's not about taste. It's about ritual. These people like Marina Abramovich, the Podestas, Hillary Clinton and George Soros is one son that Alex knows about. They're they're possessed by demons, literal demons serious jumping around with pitchfork

demons. This is not a metaphor. Think of it a killer bob from Twin Peaks. They're like that, except that they can keep their shit together long enough to legislate, which in many ways makes them kind of scarier than killer Bob. Killer Bob could never round up the votes needed to pass a gun control bill. You see, this all comes back to Adrenochrome, which Alex promises he didn't just hear about from fear and loathing in Las Vegas. These demons, they want their earthly puppets to destroy the world. But in order to do that, they need to be able to communicate with their puppets. This is a little bit of a problem. As it turns out, these demons can only talk to people who are really high, and they've got to be high on a specific substance called Adrenochrome.

These demons command their puppets to kidnap children and torture them in order to frighten their pituitary glands into releasing enough adrenaline so their blood is full of Adrenochrome. Then these puppets are to drink the blood, at which point they get high and end up being able to commune with their demonic shift managers. It's basically Monsters Inc. Somewhat. Scientists, it's Monsters Inc mixed with blood libel. Monsters Inc is literally used as a meme in the QAnon community to describe exactly this. Of course. Do they not know? Are they fucking with us? Are they secretly fucking with us? Scientists may tell you that the human body, especially one the size of a child,

cannot possibly create enough adrenaline to turn its blood into a drug. And that you can easily buy synthetic adrenaline completely legally. And the effect of it is a mild and not very good high. But again, it's important to remember not to listen to scientists. They are mostly globalists. So, to sum up Alex's position, the Podestas are torturing children to make a drug out of their blood that they use to get high enough to talk to demons who give them marching orders that tell them to destroy the world, mostly by meddling with the free market and trying to take Alex's guns. Also, Alex is not thrilled with Tony Podesta's choice in paintings and sculptures.

This is really a place where we are going to get along. Yeah. I feel the bonds of brotherhood forming right now. That actually worked. Hear that worries me as a human outside of doing this podcast. Oh boy. But yes, I did not go very deeply with Adrena Chrome and how the torture occurs, but you're completely correct across the line. Our only contestation is that our podcast or our delegation calls it Adrena Chrome and yours calls it Adreno Chrome. But I think that's just the British versus American pronunciation. Either way, the Podesta bros both drink it.

Oddly enough, in an earlier episode of ours, we discovered that there is a tech startup company that does sell the blood of young humans to older humans. I think it got shut down. That's been going on for a while though. Yeah, it got shut down though. Ambrosia went out of business. I've heard about that for a bit, but that's like sort of blood transfusion type stuff. That's like that for only if you want it to be not scared kids and drinking their blood. Yeah, it's not like a box subscription service where a child shows up in a box for a low low subscription fee once a month. Yeah. So it's only 18 to 25 year olds who

due to the economy being so shit are pushed into literally emptying themselves of their blood so that rich people can live longer. It's not at all a creepy thing. Well, I mean, to be fair, the first like year that we did our podcast, I needed to sell my blood in order to live. So I'm very familiar on being on the business end of that. Yeah, the whole podcasting industry only is able to exist because we all sell our blood. I feel cold. Unofficial sponsors of podcasting. Shut the fuck up. You cannot say that on the podcast until we reach 4,000 a month.

Well, on our side and representing this delegation, I'd like to say that Q-Dawn has a lot to say about the Pidosta brothers. Nailed it. Got him. An opening salvo by Q in his very earliest days reads, There are more good people than bad. The wizards and warlocks inside term. This seems like more of a sentence than other deteriorate over time. This sort of let's imagine if Alex Jones was actually several different people that got passed off because they lost the trip code. Q was sort of finding his voice in these early days. Q had to like try different kind of like, yes, different modes. Some of these draft, I mean, it's a little first drafty. I mean, in my honest opinion,

could it could have done another rewrite, maybe some notes from the studio. But look, here's what we have. The wizards and warlocks inside term will not allow another satanic evil POS control our country. Realize Soros, Clintons, Obama, Putin, etc. are all controlled by three families. The fourth was removed post Trump's victory. 11, 11, 3, Podesta indicted. 11, 6, Huma indicted. Manafort was placed into Trump's camp as well as others. The corruption that will come out is so serious that deals must be cut for people to walk away. Otherwise 70% of elected politicians would be in jail. You are seeing it already begin. A deep cleaning is occurring and the prevention and defense of pure evil is occurring on a daily

basis. They never thought they were going to lose control of the presidency, not just these, and thought they had control since making past mistakes. JFK, Reagan, good speed Patriots, PS, Soros is targeted. PS, don't worry, we will be also going after the Jews. Don't worry, your archetype of evil Jew is in our crosshairs. I don't know which part is the mistake. Is with JFK and Reagan being the mistakes, was the mistake actually killing JFK and not Reagan? They shot Reagan and it scared him away from fighting the deep state is the theory there. Right, well and the mistake is that they let these two JFK and Reagan become president not

knowing that they were going to try to dismantle the deep state. There we go, classic globalist mistake. John Podesta to put things in perspective was indicted on the 3rd of November 2017. This was followed by his arrest the next day as mentioned in this November 1st, 2017 dropped. Q clearance Patriot, my fellow Americans, over the course of the next several days you will undoubtedly realize that we are taking back our great country, the land of the free, from the evil tyrants that wish to do us harm and destroy the last remaining refuge of shining light. On Podesta's order, we have initiated certain fail safes that shall safeguard the public from the primary fallout which is slated to occur 11-3 upon the arrest announcement of Mr. Podesta.

Actionable 11-4 confirmation to the public of what is occurring will then be revealed and will not be openly accepted. This really actually definitely happened, incredible stuff folks. Truly POTUS is good and Q is good. Also who can forget the shockwaves the Podesta's arrest sent through the system? I was stunned that I ever doubted Q in those early, early days. It was incredible. We all remember where we were. Yeah, when the Podesta brothers were marched out of Comet Ping Pong and placed into a squad car, they still had the blood of their latest meal. Tomato sauce. On their shirts, on their finely pressed shirts. Yeah, that was poor formed by the cops. They should have let them clean up first.

Public riots are being organized in serious numbers in an effort to prevent the arrest and capture of more senior public officials. On POTUS's order, a state of temporary military control will be actioned and special ops carried out. False leaks have been made to retain several within the confines of the United States to prevent extradition and special operator necessity. Rest assured, the safety and well-being of every man, woman, and child of this country is being exhausted in full. Suddenly Tony Podesta's involved. Q asks, Where is John Podesta? Where is Tony Podesta? And later in the same drop, Podesta's plane has military escort IE TAG and is being diverted, forced down, short delay. This will be leaked. What's the news? Have faith. The Podesta's tried

to run. They tried to hide, but they remained semi-public figures. In December 2017, Q dropped a photo of Huma Abedin and John Podesta strolling down the damn street. That same month, he blamed Podesta for the steel dossier. Then he re-explored the Podesta emails, in which Podesta admits to wearing a cum caked handkerchief as a bandits mask. Then on the 15th of August in 2018, Q wrote two drops. Compare pool of V with painting of kids in pool. Red shoes, Q. He, of course, means the Vanderbilt, Biltmore Hotel pool and Biliana Jurgevich's kids in pool painting. Obviously, stay with us. The red shoes are made of human leather. Wake up, Patriots. Second drop. Cross against Podesta. Travel to Rome. Review 2015-2016 picks. Inside only. Q. The Podesta's have a pool

filled with walnut sauce, and all the children do the backstroke as he stands poolside with a civil war musket trained on their little heads. Q knew he was onto something, so he continued posting links to the leaked Podesta emails, pushing for that pizza gate without the pizza narrative. The Podesta's run a vast child trafficking network. They tan human leather to make red shoes. They run stuff like, quote, an evening of cooking with John Podesta, which they claim is a mid-Atlantic finance event. What were they cooking? Who made the sauce? Are those spare ribs the size of a non-human pig? Doubtful. But it's been a year now, and Q did have to address the non-imprisonment and non-indictment of John and Tony Podesta. A fan said this.

Guys, there's a rumor exploding all over Twitter that Skippy Podesta committed suicide, lol. Digging for real sauce on this. So Q responded on November 8th, 2018. Fake news, but both brothers do have a pending sealed indictment. Q. Pending? Yes. Indictments are trans-dimensional objects. There are several entry and exit points. It can be pending, but also have happened in the past. They can be in jail, but also walking down the streets in DC with total impunity, eating bad Chicago deep dish pizza because they refuse to return to Comet Ping Pong. Not enough cheese on their pizza there. A cool photoshop was retweeted by Donald Trump in December of 2018. It showed a bunch of people

behind bars, including Clinton, Holder, Obama, Mueller, Rosenstein, AOC, and John Friggin Podesta. That day, John Podesta responded from jail, aka his local Olive Garden, and said this. Let the 4chan lunatics and QAnon crazies commence. Wild shit. Q fucked with it, though, reposting it with the jail photo and saying. Define projection. Define getting ahead of the story. What is scheduled to happen this week? Coincidence? Panic? This is as real as it gets. No escape. No deals. Add Brennan to graphic and update. Evil has no place here. Q. So wait, wait, he's saying, he's like, I love your graphic. Can you please add Brennan to it?

Add Brennan. Right. I don't have photoshop. I have one note. Pretty good. But before I send payment, I have one more quick note for you to address. Gotta pouch up your graphics. Not enough, not enough deep state traders in jail. Add one more. And maybe fuck with the color scheme a little bit. Lower the contrast. Up the gamma. Make sure that you work non-destructively in layers. Choose a better font. So then in March of 2019, when John Podesta toured New Zealand from jail, he was interviewed by the local press and said, the rumors were that HC and I were running a child porn ring which had no basis in anything,

but a guy showed up with a gun and ended up shooting up a pizza parlor. It is the belief of this delegation that where there's smoke, there's fire. That's why his followers understood that when Q posted a Twitter thread by a guy called burnspy34 about Podesta's New Zealand tour, Anons immediately noticed a wild coincidence. The thread was posted exactly eight days before the New Zealand Christ Church shooting. And everyone remembers the guy had Podesta emails painted on his gun. I think the case has been made. John and Tony Podesta are pedophiles who are both in and out of jail, running a vast child trafficking network hidden behind innocuous food-related

words, yum, allegedly, but yum nonetheless. Good sirs. Back to you Fred. Yeah, I think it's, I expected there to be bones to pick, but I think we're pretty good. I see very little that Alex, there's so many shades of agreement even. Yeah, this one is I think our biggest overlap yet. The only thing I would say is that like Alex tries to not talk about these sorts of ideas, like the adrenochrome and stuff. He tries to keep that hidden behind other topics, other things he talks about. He only brings those up when he wants to impress someone like Eddie Bravo or he brings those out as a big trump card, but he definitely believes them. Whereas it seems

Q is much more into like throwing this out pretty regularly. Yeah, I think that because Alex Jones is somewhat of a public figure and he has a face to put, there's a face to go with it, you know where to find him. I think you're right that he sort of holds back on the super crazy shit just because he knows that he's already kind of, he knows what the public perception is of him. Whereas Q being a faceless internet nothing, he can just fucking go straight for the crazy shit. Well, wait a second. Before we insult the people our delegations are representing, I would like us to reach some conclusion in the formation of this one state solution that we

discussed. And of course, there will be a period of time during which we can have kind of offline discussions which might accidentally be recorded. But for now, I recommend we move towards a single state solution. Do I have the OK for our first topic guns? Does it seem like keeping all the guns in the country, making sure they're in American hands, stockpiling them and then using them on anybody who is an American and also confiscating any non-American guns coming in, putting them in the transmogrifier, making them American and generally staying incredibly alert and thinking that everyone's trying to steal your guns while also ignoring school shootings? Does that, is there anything you see wrong? As long as we can stipulate Second Amendment

absolutism, I think we can reach agreement there. Absolutely. That's acceptable. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. As long as you guys also promise not to aid in the use of the 25th Amendment to remove our God King Trump. Wouldn't dream of it. Okay. Well, then I think we found common ground there. We can move on to our second issue, immigration. Pretty simple one, really. Immigrants bad, legal or not. The immigrants that are already here should be illegalized. Dreamers should stop dreaming and go home. Wake up, Dreamers. Wall, big-ass wall, armed guards at wall, militias growing, more guns, snipers, scopes, fucking night vision, mines, trip wires, drones, IR sensors, anything we need. As long as it is only applied to immigrants.

Exactly. Okay. No United States citizens except for maybe Democrats. Even internment camps are fine as long as they're just for Democrats and immigrants. Yeah. Okay. Well, then as long as you're saying Democrats are going to also be, you know, immigrants from here on in and they get that status and so we can. They're not Americans. They're foreign usurpers. They're working for the global. They're being paid by George Soros. They might as well be immigrants. Yeah. As long as we can intercept thirsty, dying Democratic families as they attempt to cross the border, hold them at gunpoint, then shove them under a bridge and make them sleep in security blankets until, you know, they die, then we're fine. Yeah. Fantastic. We can move on to our third and

probably even less contentious point, which is John and Tony Podesta. Boo. Have you guys seen the spin off Podesta conspiracy theory that the lead singer of Lincoln Park, Chester Beddingfield killed him? That he's really the illegitimate son of John Podesta and that he was working on a documentary to expose human trafficking and child abuse. And that is why he was killed. Later in the negotiations, we have a delegate on the QAnon side throwing some sticks into the wheels, trying to slow down the process of peace. Might have been paid by, you know, a third foreign kind of entity. No, I haven't. I'm just

to try to derail these talks. Hold on. Let me put this cash in my wallet. Bizarre. But seriously, I thought the spin off was Frazier, but okay. Look on your, take your mobile telephone device right now and Google Chester Beddingfield, John Podesta and tell me what you see. Point of order. It's Chester Bennington. Clearly this delegate is not a huge Lincoln Park fan. I lean heavily more to the Weezer side of the table. This delegation would like to point out that Alex Jones uses Lincoln Park as bumper music coming back from commercial sometimes. This delegation would like to remove one of our delegates so that we can proceed with the peace that we are attempting

to broker. But you cannot discuss John Podesta without also disgusting his illegitimate son and a subsequent murder slash suicide talks are breaking down. Well, I, well, I've not heard Alex bring up this particular illegitimates on conspiracy. It is our sense that he wouldn't not, he would not be opposed to it. Well, I just found out in looking into this that Chris Cornell is also involved, which means Alex would absolutely be on board. Cornell's in play. Cornell's in play. That means Alex hates him. Oh no. Fantastic. Well, then, you know, without further ado, I would like to offer and put on the table a one state solution, one country under God, QAnon and Alex Jones, two council members that rule over us in dialogue with

a Congress that is filled with, you know, citizens, but only Americans, of course, only white Americans, patriots, and they can vote kind of. But then in the end, it's just QAnon and Alex Jones. But so yes, can we agree to this single state solution with one stipulation that is the QAnon, please stop talking bad about Alex Jones. Yes, we will need, we will need that concession from you because Alex takes it very personally that the QAnon does not seem to like it much. It's, it's been a long and, and stupid war. You know, yes, sometimes missiles are fired from our side into your side. We accuse Alex Jones of being agent of mustads once in a while. But we would love it if we weren't, you know, housed in an open air prison and,

you know, cut off from supplies, both medical and elementary. Is that okay? We can, I think we can agree on, I think we can agree to these terms. Yeah, we'll even accept the grammar issue. All right, I've got the paper right here. I'm sliding it across the table to the There you are, you globalist scum. I can smell the sulfur from down the hall. Give it as Mike. I've been on the air for 24 and five, nine years and I'm about to lay it out for you ladies and gentlemen. Information that is hands down the most important information I have ever covered. It's time you learn the truth about these little peace talks. Goodbye. God save the whale, shitty little babies. But who do they really represent folks? It's here, folks, right in front of you.

Mark of the Beast, Chai Combs. It's right here in the name, home of the deep dish. It's a blueprint for what they're finding and they're doing it. They're manifesting it. You ever been in your kitchen in the fog? You open up the fridge and the fog's gone and you can see 25 pounds of cured meat and two cans of soda and it's just incredibly clear that you can see the sun rising and you look down in the valleys and you can see your children again because your ex-wife is gone. You ever had one of those magic moments? Well, this is the opposite of that. He's antifa, he's antifa, he's antifa. These people are training with MS-13 to assassinate our president. They're smoking tiny baby blunts. They're huffing mids right off their stovetops.

I hereby declare these talks void. Nothing, nothing, a race, fake news. Whether you believe in God, it's happening. Gamer baby mama goo goo. I want to say eating catnip is great. I want to say drinking garbage juice is amazing. It is. But if you took it with brain force, pure energy, brain, body, heart, the cleanest, the best out there. We've got adults, we've got children, we've got small to medium sized canine kibble. They're really strong. They don't give you the burpees. The brain force is hallucinogenic. It's so good. It might be. I'm not making a medical statement here, but if I eat five pills before I go to bed, I'm seeing Santa Claus that night. Your brain is made basically out of what brain force is.

We don't make a big profit off of it. But you know, whatever's the best, I can't lie to you. I just can't do it. Wow. God damn it. And now some coverage of the failed 2019 Alex Jones and QAnon peace docs brought to you by two of the finest podcasts in the business, knowledge fight and QAnon anonymous. I can't believe that broke down at the end as that is a true disappointment. I thought we'd made a lot of progress there. Man, Alex always runs everything. My life, these peace talks. The brains of the silly. I just hate to be called a little shitty titty baby.

It is. It wasn't meant to be. I thought that, I think what really sealed it was that QAnon calling Alex Jones a patriot, a PA Y triad. It was just in it for the money. Just pity her. Nobody's really asking if I'm okay. I just got shoved out of my chair and the fucking headphones were taken off of me. Fine, Jake. Don't give me that shit. I mean, oh, we didn't even. Sounds like a little titty baby to me. Oh, well, whiny little titty baby. Geez, I only just talks broke down. You're concerned about what? What did you what? Did you hurt your shin? Yeah, I got punched. Well, listen, you have two black eyes. We didn't even notice you were gone. Okay. But anyways, that was a lot of fun, fellas. You know, like I said at the beginning,

we've had requests to do crossover. It's a bizarre one because our topics are so similar in many ways and so different in many others because Alex has to get up there every single day. Q lazily writes like two drops every week or so. And so and you know, your guy is way more public facing. He's going to get sued. You know, he can have people sue him for what he's saying, whereas QAnon is way more of a coward hiding behind his anonymizer, posting on 8chan. But I am glad that recently we heard Alex kind of reneg and say that there are some things that are true, some things that aren't, but Q is good and that he has to eat crow. By the way, has he eaten any crow since he mentioned that during his like collar that who loves Q and wanted

to kill like transvestite people and stuff like that? No, not really. He's, I think after he said that he was expecting Q and the Q followers to be like, isn't this great? We got Alex on our side now. And from what I understand, they did not enjoy Alex's overtures. And so he got mad and said that most of them were full of shit like a week later. When I found that thing, it seemed like a tiny footnote and I did not notice anybody in the QAnon community even reacting to it, probably just because they don't really listen to Alex. And if they do, they're like, great, but they don't, I mean, they're not going to go online and discuss it. Travis, did you notice any Alex Jones talk after that point where he seemed to want to reneg on his

anti-Q views? No, no, no, it was sort of just dropped after that. I've always thought of Alex as kind of like a gateway drug for these sorts of mental processes. And I think that getting into Q requires a lot more investment, you know, because you got to like, you use pretend critical thinking skills, you have to read ostensibly, you have to hunt down these things. Whereas Alex has just served you on a screaming silver platter. So I don't, I feel like anybody who's into actually getting into Q research in quotes is past the point where they really have any interest in Alex. And I think that he, if he doesn't recognize that, or if he does realize that he's angry about it, but he also probably doesn't realize that that market is not open to

it. It's true that we might be looking at the kind of the wane of the non interactive, non gamified, you know, system of conspiracies, which Alex is definitely the king of, at least in America. And then, you know, the need for something to do to not just sit there and get screamed at because you're obviously boiling with rage and fear at the end of it all. And you'd love to turn that into something where you feel involved. And maybe that's where QAnon came in. I mean, yeah, it provides the illusion of activity. Right. Alex is your, Alex is kind of dedicated to making sure his audience remains passive. Except for paying him for supplements. Exactly. So everything is already being done for you. As long as you give him money, then he will fight the fight for you.

You know, that kind of thing. Whereas it seems like with QAnon, people are active participants in creating the mythology that they're, you know, unearthing, I guess. I can't remember the last time that Alex advocated anyone do anything other than like pay him like, or yell at somebody. Well, like he doesn't advocate anybody go to a protest or anything like that. He's never said that anybody should vote. I don't think he's ever said that somebody should go vote in order to change things. Well, maybe for Trump, but not other than that. Yeah, it's interesting. I mean, QAnon definitely wants to keep people immobile, but also just looking online at stuff. I think if Alex were smart, he would sense the shift and how conspiracies

are becoming more gamified. And he'd start a little part of info wars that was called like the dig or something and encourage people to do research. People projects, you know, because like, well, I think he got in trouble for the lot of people on his message boards talking about killing Obama and stuff like that. I think he I think he got kind of burnt out and didn't want that much engagement. Like he's been shown to hate his fans. Like whenever you see videos from time to time, if I'm running into his fans and him just doing everything to get away from yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think he he's a he's a dinosaur in the sense of like he's old school and he doesn't want that. He I do agree that I think it probably would be a way for him to

turn his business model into something that would work moving forward. But I think that he just can't do it. He hates he has a disdain for what he's created. He could do something like create a almost like a discussion based super PAC that does not, you know, quote unquote, does not coordinate with Alex Jones, but but is doing its own thing on the side. I'm just trying to help Alex here, you know, he's an important figure. We want to we want to see him in the 21st century conspiracy. You I have no proof that Rambo Joe Biggs didn't leave in order to do exactly that start up a discussion based political action. Yeah, I mean, they'd recently there was and I'd like to thank Unicorn Riot for doing this huge leak of the QAnon Great Awakening Discord

seemingly run by Dustin Nemos, who's quite a big, you know, figure in in the QAnon industry. The book. Right. Yeah. And it's it is very much understandable that Alex wouldn't want to kind of endorse this kind of discussion groups because the amount of insane antisemitism stuff stuff that's just like literally the the Jew, the Jewish cartoon caricature, you know, rubbing his hands together. There was there was one that that was just, you know, what would you rather this or that and like one side was like the Nazis and the other side was like Antifa or something. And that's it. That's a more direct take on like we love Nazis than usually they're like Antifa is the real Nazis. But yeah, these these these discussion areas get incredibly toxic very quickly.

So it's understandable that it would be hard to, you know, do anything about it. Yeah, yeah, I think it takes control away a little bit to like Alex enjoys the control that he has. And like those sorts of places would allow his narratives to be too attached to that overt antisemitism and overt Nazi apologia, whereas he can control however he presents himself even though he presents himself poorly on his show. But he's not going to get burned by a discord leak. Yeah, I mean, yeah, the whole the whole theme of QAnon is that is that you know, it's like you don't need to rely upon any particular media source anymore. You can you say do your own research what they obviously they mean is you can confirm your own personal biases. But the idea is that

you don't have to rely upon, you know, like CNN or even like Alex Jones, because they're they're doing the same thing. And they're kind of kind of you they're sort of just telling you what's going on. They're kind of telling you what to believe. That's a direct assault on Alex's brain. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, the QAnon vision of like how people sort of understand the news like Q sort of like ask questions and like points people in certain directions, and then people discover the truth for themselves. Yeah, it's a difference in tone. Like when when I hear Q say, investigate it yourself, it does seem like he's actually saying you should go investigate it yourself. Alex will say, No, I have the documents, you can look them up in a question format of like,

please don't actually go look at that, right? You can just trust me for you basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. These peace talks were funded by the Knowledge Fight and QAnon Anonymous podcast. You can find both of them in your favorite podcast app. You can follow them on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight and at QAnon Anonymous. We would like to thank both of these podcasts for their generous emotional labor. We can neither confirm nor deny that Alex Jones was shorting these peace talks on the stock market. All right, well, thank you so much guys for for agreeing to do this with us. Yeah, thank you. Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.

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