Knowledge Fight - #327: July 31, 2019
Episode Date: August 2, 2019Today, Dan and Jordan discuss a present day episode of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex breaks down his response to the first night of the Democrat primary debate, but gets sidetracked t...alking about run-ins with royalty, bragging about his daughter singing a song, and trying to sell product like his future depends on it, which it might.
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We're couple dudes like to sit around,
drink novelty beverages,
and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
Indeed we are, Dan.
Jordan.
Dan, what was your first social media page?
Were you MySpaceGuy first, or did you do Friendster?
Like, where did we go?
I didn't go Friendster.
You didn't go Friendster.
That's a good question, though.
I think probably MySpace.
I know that I was on Facebook,
like I've mentioned this before,
back when it was the Facebook.
Yes, yeah.
And you had to be...
In college, right?
Yeah, you had to be in college.
You had to be in college email address
in order to get on it.
It was wild.
I remember the scandal of when they started
allowing non-college people on.
It was, Everworld was up at ARB.
It's comical to think back on that now.
Yeah.
With the state of social media.
Now that they own the world, yeah.
I very strongly resisted getting on it
because it seemed like a very much like a frat kind of thing.
There seemed to be a Greek world connection to social,
like at the old Facebook.
No, no, no, that makes sense, yeah.
It definitely had that vibe.
But I wrote a column for my campus paper
and I got some, I got like hate mail from people,
like just people like dumb, dumb, dumb dumps.
And one of them, I was like,
I wonder what this dude,
like he wrote me a really mean piece of hate mail.
Like, I'll beat your ass kind of.
Oh, of course.
And so like, I was like, I wonder...
And this was back when it was still mail.
No, no, it was an email.
It was an email.
But like, I was like, I wonder who this guy is.
I remember my brother being like,
you could check if he's on the Facebook.
See if you can find out some information about him.
That was the beginning of the end for humanity.
That was the beginning of the end.
Yeah.
Right there.
That's what motivated me to join the Facebook
was to find out like, how can I insult this guy
who sent me hate mail?
Oh my God.
That is so microcosm of the human races and demise.
Yeah, unfortunately.
That's what suckered me in to Facebook.
And I guess, I mean, my personal,
I don't use Facebook personally,
but I mean, I guess all that information's still there
and shit.
Yeah, they probably know everything
that we're talking about right now.
Yep. It's terrible.
Anyway, this is a show where I know a lot about the Facebook
and I guess MySpace.
I was on there, but...
Right. Fair.
Nobody remembers MySpace.
Terrible functionality.
And it brought us Dane Cook.
Yeah, that was MySpace's claim to fame.
I know all about that and Alex Jones.
And I only know what you tell me
about any number of those things.
Correct. Jordan, today we got an interesting,
we're staying to the present day for today's episode
because Alex, I don't know if you know this.
Don't.
Earlier in the week, doing Clown World part two.
Did not know that.
What?
Alex named his first debate coverage.
The whenever they did the first Democrat debates.
I recall.
He did the Clown World special,
which he named after a vaguely anti-Semitic
and bigoted meme.
Yeah, cause of course.
And he decided that not only is he gonna call
his second debate coverage, Clown World two,
he has bought ClownWorld.us.
No.
Is a URL to host all of it.
No, come on.
You go with two Clown, two world.
Come on. Perfect.
What are we doing?
Clowns and Shaw is coming out this weekend.
It's perfect timing.
Yeah, exactly.
Tie it in.
You could probably get some sponsorship money.
I don't know about that.
But he is trying to get some money
because this is a 40 hour live marathon.
No.
He's doing money bombs all the time now.
It's almost like this.
The other one was a huge 40 hour specter,
or at least like, I don't remember
if he was going the entire time,
but it was at least a two night,
really long live spectacular.
And now this one's like two days straight.
Clown Stravaganza, if you will.
Yeah, which is a mess.
And I've learned my lesson with Alex Jones,
money bomb marathons that is like,
don't even bother with the times that Alex is gone.
Yeah, you're just, you think it's gonna be,
you don't think it's gonna be fun.
I think it's gonna be all fun and games.
I'm just gonna sit here and listen to 40 hours
of this dumb bullshit.
And then you're like hours and hours
of Harrison Smith phoning it in at two in the morning,
and then them just playing half hour commercials
to fill time.
It's not worth it.
It's stupid.
The only value in it is Alex Jones getting drunk
in the evenings, which he's on a tight leash now.
They don't let him do that.
And then Alex's show,
whenever he's doing his normal show,
those are the only times that the content
during the marathon is in any way digestible.
Wait, so in the 40 hour marathon,
he still only just does his show for three hours
at the times that he normally does it.
And then maybe he'll guest on something,
that kind of thing.
He'll come and yell during the war room intermittently.
And like in the past,
he's done his Ask Me Anythings in the evening.
He'll do like an hour block to do an AMA.
Right, the drunken AM.
Yeah, or in this case,
he'll show up for part of the debate coverage
that Robert Barnes is basically hosting.
Why is Barnes there?
Yeah, it is.
God damn it, Barnes.
Well, cause he, I think he's got blackmail.
Barnes has got some shit.
He's gotta know something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is not normal.
The way he's taken over this network.
Alex, if you are listening, Barnes is not your friend.
No, he's trying to kill you.
He's doing, he's single white, femaleing you.
It's like a less understandable version
of what Roger Stone did to Alex.
The way that he insinuated himself so deeply.
But that made sense,
cause he had presumptive access to Trump.
And like that, that's a rat fucker
of the highest caliber for 40 years.
Right.
Of course he should be rat fucking you.
All it shows really is how desperate Alex is to glom
onto some powerful personality that wants to take him over.
Yeah, he needs a dad.
He needs a daddy.
That's too busy.
The HR department.
So anyway, I wanted to look into his debate stuff,
but I didn't want to watch the whole thing
because I know that he's not gonna be there
for the entire time that they're doing
the debate coverage.
It suffices just to listen to his show.
Now we're gonna be going over July 31st, 2019.
That's the day after the first night of the debates.
I don't really care about the second night of the debates
cause that's not interesting to anyone.
I don't care about either night.
I'm not over the moon with any of it.
But the larger conversation of anybody who's maybe me
or Alex Jones is probably gonna be surrounding
the first night because you had Bernie Sanders.
You had Elizabeth Warren.
You had Mary Ann Williamson.
You had everybody who is gonna make things interesting.
What do you got?
Yang?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
You got Inslee.
You got your boy Inslee.
Yeah, yeah, my boy Inslee.
Well, I mean, anybody who focuses that much
on climate change is technically my boy.
You're right.
Don't, don't.
Look, I'm in the bag for Warren or Sanders
and everybody else can fuck off at this point.
Right, but don't forsake Inslee three times
before the crows.
Less climate change never be solved.
Come on.
I'm mixing metaphors.
But I don't really care about what Alex's take
on the night, the second night is,
particularly because, I mean, what are you gonna do?
Yell about Biden?
I'm not gonna give a shit.
Yeah, yeah.
So I found, I thought it would be much more interesting
to look at the first Alex's episode,
the day after the first night of the debates,
which is what we'll be going over today.
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So now, we're coming off debate night one.
Sure.
Deepak was there for the live coverage and then left.
He was only there for part of it.
They did it.
But the reason is because he thought it was a snooze.
He thought it was so boring.
Fair.
Okay.
I would like to be able to focus here today
on the incredibly boring, but at the same time,
horrifying second round of the Democrat debates
that kicked off last night.
So I have a bigger theory about this
and that is that I think that Alex realizes
that the conversations that some of the candidates
are bringing forth are things that he can't really argue with.
Oh, no, he doesn't want to get anywhere near it.
He's not really good at a well articulated argument
for Medicare for all.
Like he's really good with these distractionary things
like raises taxes.
It's not really good with addressing the point of,
yes, your taxes will go up,
but your premium and your copay will go away.
Right, right, right.
It's a net.
It's a net gain.
Yeah, for citizens as opposed to it.
It's already got the taxes.
But if you want to frame it as a bullshit.
Right, but when people are clearly articulating it
and pushing back against the misframing of it,
I think that Alex is like,
wow, this is boring and horrifying.
Because he's not good at that.
He's not good in the weeds.
Well, because the ostensible enemies that he's facing
were also the ones who are yelling at Sanders
about how it's going to raise your taxes or whatever.
So he's already got the Republican party
fucking avatar there for him
in the form of everybody who wasn't Sanders and Warren,
all pushing, especially the CNN hosts, all pushing.
And that's a complicated position for Alex to be in.
Exactly.
I don't think that he has to agree
with one of the Democratic candidates.
Well, or the quote unquote establishment of CNN
to some extent, like it's not really good for him.
So I think that is part of the reason
why he ended up just like leaving his own show
the night before.
I'm not supposed to be here.
Yeah.
He's like, ah, fuck it.
I'm going home.
Quite frankly, last night,
I was up here for part of the live broadcast,
doing it tonight.
This one should be even more lively
with Joe Biden being attacked.
But it was nauseating to watch.
And in fact, at one point,
anybody who wanted to tune into another place could,
I just cut away for 20 minutes at a time
because I just couldn't watch it
and couldn't listen to it.
I felt my time would be better served by rambling.
Yeah.
But I mean, to be fair,
like I watched all the 2016 presidential debates
on info wars, like I watched their coverage of it.
I made a point of doing that for God knows what reason.
Yeah.
That was an interesting time in our lives.
Yeah.
I thought it was all fun and games to some extent,
but I was watching it and he doesn't really cover
what's happening in the debate.
Even like in the best of times.
Right, right, right.
He still just yells over stuff and like,
you know, so I think that he just didn't have
the material he wanted to work with.
And like, fuck it.
Barnes, Owen, you got this.
Yeah.
Enjoy.
I'm going home.
But he does have a conclusion about,
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Despite not really paying attention to or watching
any of this other than maybe some select clips
that people have given him.
He has a definitive statement to make
about all of these candidates.
Okay.
There is no doubt that these individuals are
absolutely financed and paid
and put into their positions of power
to sabotage and bring this nation down.
That sounds right.
I mean, that's what's going on here.
Obviously.
And I know all of you know that,
but when you really need to let that burn in.
Feel it.
Let that burn in.
I have to.
Feel the burn.
I have to assume he's using that
as sort of subtle coding to Bernie.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think that you're going to have a tough time
trying to unify all of those candidates.
You know, like, oh, all of these people
are paid to bring down America.
All of these.
Really?
Yeah.
Different philosophies and different backgrounds
that are represented on both nights of that stage.
Yeah.
Like it's insane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, there is a variety of ideology
and just maybe even less interesting than the ideology
is the practical way that each of the candidates
is talking about achieving these goals.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, you know, these detailed plans are interesting
not just because they are very, very progressive,
but also because they're concrete.
They're putting together steps forward.
Sanders is, you know,
willing to do what Sanders has always been willing to do
for 40 years, which might as well be fucking walk up
in front of the White House while he's supposed
to live there and protest himself.
Like, there's all that.
And then you have Pete Buttigieg,
who is a small town mayor,
who's fucking up his own town.
Why are we pretending that he should be there?
And then you got Beto.
You got Beto, who doesn't actually know anything.
I think he's confused.
He's very sad.
And then there's a bunch of people
who I have no fucking idea who they are.
Who are you?
That's the time somebody spoke.
I was like, no, you're not even a person.
And then, of course, he got the winner of the night.
Right.
The night is Marianne.
Marianne Willis, of course.
Which is Alex's angle on it.
Of course.
And he has an interesting take.
And I think it's really important
to trace things like this.
Now, let's play a clip first of Marianne Williamson,
the newager, who in a drudge poll won,
a Google poll won, a bunch of other polls
won by a huge margin, even though she was given
the least amount of time.
And even though they say this is her last debate.
Now, why was it that she was so popular?
Because she was the only one that was genuine.
Spoiler alert.
That's not why.
Yeah.
She was genuinely wrong.
She was genuinely saying a lot of things that weren't true.
But she meant well.
It was from a position of a useful idiot.
To me, the headline Marianne Williamson won the debate,
which is something that I read too many times.
Well, it's like wins the internet.
Yeah, is the reason that these debates are pointless
political ratings grabs.
Right.
There's nothing real.
If you're a headline, because the narrative
that they're building around it invalidates
the entire point of the debate.
Sort of.
But I actually think that there's
something else going on here that's worth mentioning.
And so what you're talking about is absolutely true.
And there were a lot of opinion pieces
that were written about how Marianne Williamson won
the first night of the second round of these debates.
But a lot of these were the kind of clickbait headlines
with articles that discuss how she did have some good answers
to tough questions, things surrounding reparations
in particular.
She makes a lot of sense on it.
People have enjoyed that.
Everyone did point that out specifically.
Yeah.
Also, she used the term dark psychic force,
which led to an immediate spike in Google traffic
for the term.
Fun.
The one part of this narrative that's real
is that Marianne Williamson was the most googled candidate
name after the debate.
But that's not necessarily an indication of support
or a belief in these people that she won the debate.
That's just proof that people thought
that she was interesting and wanted
to learn about this here dark psychic force.
Yeah.
What Alex is talking about is completely
unscientific internet polls on sites
like the Drudge Report, where right wing dicks mounted
campaigns to drive people to vote for Marianne Williamson
to create the appearance that she's a far more popular
candidate than she is, with the hopes of muddying the waters.
The right sees Marianne Williamson as a joke candidate.
So helping her create the air of legitimacy
as a real contender is in their best interests.
Coordinated campaigns on 4chan's poll board
encouraged followers to spam the Drudge Poll,
saying, quote, Marianne Williamson is the craziest person
up there right now.
She is an unhinged lunatic.
Would be perfect candidate to have no chance.
People responded with things like, quote,
anybody know of any other polls to vote besides Drudge?
Luneanne Williamson needs our support,
to which another user posted a list of other polls.
Another user put it bluntly, quote,
you guys are rigging the Drudge Poll
and that's a good thing.
From there, right wing sites used that poll
as well as other easily riggable polls on sites
like the Blaze and Breitbart to create their new talking point
that Marianne Williamson was the winner
of the first night of debates.
This is a very clearly coordinated plan
to spread a talking point with the hopes of boosting
a candidate they felt Trump could easily defeat.
And Alex has unquestioningly picked up that talking point
and is disseminating it.
He has literally zero standards for what he's willing
to report as long as it suits his interests
because he is a beholden propagandist.
Well, now that I know that and it was alive in 2015,
it's very obvious Marianne Williamson
will be the next fucking president
because what else did people say whenever Trump
was running in those first fucking debates?
I think that's the reason why,
I believe it was on Vox, I read a piece about like,
this isn't funny, this is scary,
the way people are responding to this candidacy.
Like, yes, she does make some good points,
which she should have a column
or maybe she could be a comment,
a talking head on a show or like, you know,
put her on MSNBC to comment on some stuff.
Maybe fits in well there.
Running for president, we are so far gone that this isn't it.
Like- Seriously, how about we have two people
who should be on reality TV shows
instead of the presidency when the president's-
Right, that's a scary proposition.
It's an indictment of where we're at right now.
Even though, that's not to say like,
everything about her is terrible,
even though there are a lot of really messed up things
that she's stood for in the past,
like anti psych med kind of narratives, anti Vax ideas.
Like- Why not?
There's plenty of really bad in her past,
but you notice that people like Alex won't criticize that.
It's surprising.
They don't even bring that stuff up.
They want to ignore the bad stuff
and then turn the good stuff- Because they agree
with the bad stuff. Yeah, exactly.
And then turn the good stuff into a negative for her.
So that way, from the left,
all the bad stuff is viewed as bad.
And from the right, all the good stuff is viewed as bad.
And so that means she will be
the next president of the United States.
Right.
They did this like the troll brigades and what have you,
did this during the first debate as well,
like the first round of debates.
They've, like all of these polls
that don't have any kind of controls of multiple voting,
these are, they're very easily cheatable.
Right.
And when you have enough people centralized,
that are willing to just keep voting,
you're able to rig these things so fucking easily.
And that's what they're doing.
And a media that is willing to take those bullshit people
and signal boost them to an extent
that almost creates the reality that they're trying
to create out of fucking nothing.
Yep.
You have to be very careful with these things.
And it's one of the reasons, like I think if,
even if you know nothing else about Matt Drudge,
the fact that he would run a poll like that on his site
that has like this huge credibility on the right wing.
Yeah.
Like it, it tells you everything you need to know
about how little he cares about influencing narratives.
Absolutely.
And being able to be a conduit for bullshit.
Right.
So one of the things that Mary Ann Williamson said
during the debate that was, that got raucous applause
was her discussion of the situation in Flint
and about how it's not just Flint.
There's a lot of under privileged communities
that have these same sorts of issues.
It wouldn't be happening in a large, well-to-do city.
Right.
It's bullshit.
Gross point isn't gonna get bad water.
Yes.
Yeah.
And so Alex plays her commentary.
It's gonna get some John Cusack anyways.
Hey, Blank.
Hey, there we go.
Alex plays those clips and then misrepresents it
to pretend that she's saying that Trump is poisoning
Flint's water or something.
But you'll see how he uses this.
Because keep in mind, this is his show,
but it's also part of a 40-hour marathon
where he's doing a money bomb.
So Donald Trump, he's poisoned in the water.
Not the Democrats and the globalists that set all this up.
And by the way, remember David Hogg attacked me
for saying you should filter your water
and then he goes, and he sells water filters.
He's trying to make money absolutely off doing something good.
You can't trust the government.
You can't trust the globalists.
You've got to filter your own water yourself
and the water you shower in if you want to live longer.
Didn't get caught off guard by that break.
He got his plug in and was like, all right,
two seconds left and I'm good.
Yeah, it seemed like he was just gonna be quiet
until the end of the...
He did.
All right, all right, good on him.
Yeah, I mean, so it's perfect.
Marianne Williamson talking about the water in Flint
is a perfect opportunity for him to use as a sales pitch
for his water filtration.
Unreal.
No, but that's what this show fucking is.
I know, but that's really, really exploitative.
And it's too obvious.
It's a bummer how obvious it is.
And she never blamed Trump for Flint.
She's talking about how it's a problem that's
existed for longer than this, but she brings up
that Trump and his administration
have crippled the Clean Water Act, which is fair.
So yes, if you want to create a straw man out
of her argument and say that she's saying
that Trump is poisoning the water in Flint,
then great, you can respond to that,
but your response doesn't mean anything.
Yeah, there aren't...
That's the whole game too.
There aren't many things where you can say
Trump is the direct originator of this awful thing
that the government is doing.
I bet if I sat down, you could come up with a few.
There are, no, there are a few,
but there are so many more where it's like
the government has been doing this awful thing
and Trump has exacerbated it to a level
that might as well be in its own stratosphere.
Or he explicitly refuses to help work towards solving it.
Everything he does is making something worse,
whether or not he was the originator
of the bad thing in the first place.
So most of this show has been, up to this point,
him using this fake poll about Marion Williamson
winning the debate to present her as like
the whoever one's into, the left all loves her.
Like the left is fucking voting in a drudge poll.
Get the fuck out of here.
Wait, wait, wait, you weren't on that drudge poll?
I was clicking refresh over and over and over again.
Certainly was not.
I wanted to make sure Drudge knew
that I thought Marion Williams had won the debate.
This is very useful for him in many ways
because it first of all allows him to paint
so much of the people on the left
who would vote Democrat as like,
oh, they like this orb shit.
They like this crystals and, you know,
so you get that benefit.
And then when she doesn't get the nomination,
he gets to trot out like she won all the polls.
The DNC is fucking her over.
Right, right, right.
He gets to play that narrative over again.
I get the feeling.
The DNC is too busy fucking all of us over
to worry about her.
I get the feeling that she is being set up
to fill that sort of a role for Alex in some way.
Maybe it won't be her.
Maybe it'll be Tulsi.
Whatever the case is, he's trying to establish
some sort of a someone else should have run,
but the Democrat party is so corrupt.
Right, right, right, right.
Whatever.
Fair enough, fine.
I don't give a shit about his version of this.
And then the rest of it is just him ranting
about his own life and like his own victimhood and stuff.
Like there's not real content to it,
which makes this extra funny
when he has run out of time to cover the news.
You see how it works now, don't you?
Because when you don't care about yourself
and you're willing to die to defeat the enemy,
then you're truly strong and no longer a coward
like these men that only seek power
over others instead of turning humanity loose.
Oh, they might have physical courage to kill somebody,
but they're doing it for their own evil aim.
Selfishness.
So then is that courage?
And their selfishness has blinded them.
Oh, I said I'd get into the big top story.
I'll do it next segment
because there's not time in four and a half minutes.
What the fuck is happening?
Like that would be parody if it wasn't his actual show.
Like he's just rambling about how he's a big strong boy.
And then he's like, fuck, I don't have time
to get to the top story
because I rambled about being a big strong boy too long.
I'm glad you audience, you don't have any standards
because if you did boy, I would be not living up to them.
Is there any better proof for why you wanna be your own boss
than how bad he is at his own show?
I think that it's actually good evidence
why you don't wanna be your own boss.
Because if no one can stop you,
no one can stop you from doing terrible work like this.
It's just embarrassing.
Oh, God, I love it.
Anyway, the top story is that China's gonna invade Hong Kong.
I don't think they should do that.
No, no one thinks they should do that.
I think that's a bad idea.
He's gonna get to that a little bit later.
I don't care about his analysis of it,
but we'll touch on it a tiny bit.
It's a lot of the episode is him talking about
this is gonna be like Tiananmen Square times 100.
Sure, sure, sure.
But more importantly,
I don't know if I mentioned this, this is a money bomb.
Yes, I've heard that.
This is a money bomb.
It seems like even in his lies,
he's already set up at least two ad pivots.
Yeah, and he does a lot of ad non-pivots,
just straight up sort of messaging for money.
And this is one of them
where he explains what he needs money for.
And I forgot to even add,
this is a fundraiser to launch the next phase
of the operation, some overt, some covert,
50% off to 60% off, store and free shipping,
double patriot points,
haven't had a deal this big since Christmas.
You've had this deal going since Christmas, isn't it?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Double patriot points, half off everything
is the consistent fucking,
that's the fourth of July sale all over again.
Give us money so we can run covert info wars operations.
Why, what does that mean?
We're sending them overseas
to find out what China's up to.
It's legal fees.
Why isn't Barnes like in the background of the shot
over his right shoulder, like fucking Dracula?
Because he's too busy laughing in another room,
by how much money he's making off this rub.
Cha-ching, cha-ching.
He's got that giant accounting calculator
that Alex was using to count up Instagram accounts.
He's like, oh my God, I can't believe that this is amazing.
I don't know, I think the covert stuff
he's talking about is probably like
paying Caitlin Bennett to go places
with a non-info wars microphone.
Or like some sort of a knockoff project, Veritas,
type nonsense.
Right, that's what I was thinking.
That kind of bullshit.
I kind of have to assume that's what he means.
Or he's just lying.
Or he's funding like militias,
but I don't think that's the case.
Because that, I mean saying we need money for covert stuff,
you look at what Alex stands for, what his world is.
Right, right, right.
Like he might be paying Matt Bracken
to get a troop together.
Yeah, no, no, no, that's possible.
I don't think that's likely, but.
Like when Ross Perot hired people
to fucking storm veterans.
I don't remember that.
You don't remember that?
No.
Ross Perot set up a, I'm pretty sure it was Ross Perot.
He was super into veterans.
And he paid a lot of money and set up a covert operation
to rescue prisoners of war.
Good on him.
And he built a fake version of a prison
and then they tried to go and the prison,
they moved the, it was a whole thing.
Good on Ross.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm pretty sure that was him.
All right.
Well, good for him.
I don't think Alex is doing that.
I think he's probably just paying his lawyers.
But in this next clip, we get to that story,
a little bit of the story of China and Hong Kong.
If you want to know what the real story is,
I recommend you read something.
Don't listen to Alex.
I'm only going to play this clip because I think
it demonstrates even in Alex trying to cover
like just a normal news story,
which is China is making overtures that it might come
into stamp down protests in Hong Kong, right?
Just that story.
Yeah.
He still has to get fucking racist.
I'm not going to even hedge bets.
I think within the next week,
you're going to see a Tiananmen Square level event.
Only if the Chinese government backs down
and their dictator, given more power than Mao Zedong,
has not been showing any signs of that.
So this is going to get extremely violent,
extremely quickly because I'm telling you folks,
studying warfare and the Asian brain
and everybody can turn it loose and kill people.
What?
But once the Asians start getting into a fight,
it gets real bloody real quick and both sides don't give up.
So this is going to get really, really, really nasty fast.
The Asian is a ferocious people.
What?
That's...
Can you do that?
Yeah, I guess you can.
I apparently you can.
When you don't have a boss.
Yeah, well, and I guess nobody is really paying attention
to him anymore.
Otherwise, usually you would at least see a headline
that's like, Alex says the Asian brain murders people.
What?
When it gets going, it keeps going.
Yeah, I mean, like that's crazy.
Oh, when the going gets Asians, the Asians get going.
Yeah, I mean, between him thinking that South Koreans
are Chinese and this, I mean, you got...
What is this?
To be fair, I think I have heard him express
this exact sentiment in the past.
This idea of like Asians being somehow...
I think so, but I thought he was talking about it.
More genetically violent once they get violent.
Yeah, I thought he was talking about the Japanese,
but in like the context of World War II.
Like kamikaze pilots or something.
Yeah, so it was racist.
Like we all knew it was racist,
but it wasn't as just blanket like,
Hey, anybody from Asia, if they start to get that bloodlust
going, it's never going to end.
Look out.
Yeah, watch out for Asian bloodlust.
I know, because my daughter's wife is South Korean
or whatever.
This is, I mean, it's not good.
I don't like it.
No.
You know, especially when you're saying that like
this group of people by their like genetic predisposition
is violent when they get going or whatever.
So then immediately, just after that,
just a little bit after that, have him say this is like,
what about you, Alex?
You know, if you're not Antifa swinging the hammer,
you can actually get something done.
I could kill 10 people in about two minutes
with a hammer and a fight.
Thank God I didn't even know how to use one.
He's usually hitting people with those hammers.
It's almost as if when you see those videos
of Antifa hitting people with stuff,
or maybe they're not trying to kill anybody.
Maybe, oh.
They're just bad at killing people, Dan.
Yeah.
Look, if you, man, he's a bad human being.
Yeah, he's really, he's a real bad human being.
He's a real bad dude.
Real bad dude.
Almost like he's proud of himself
for his hammer killing abilities.
Yeah.
It's almost like he's about to say,
I could kill more people than an Asian who's gotten going.
Now, now my, my best, my career best is six.
But I could get 10 in two minutes.
Jesus fucking Christ.
If I had gotten to my prime,
I took my knee went out in double A ball.
If I had gotten to my prime,
if I'd made it to the show,
I'd be knocking 20, 30 home runs out of the park.
With a hammer.
With a hammer.
I just think like, I hear these things
and just, you know, his version of what he likes
to brag about and how he likes to like amp himself up.
The particular ways he does,
just so gross and childish.
Yeah.
So stupid.
Anyway, that's not a surprise.
He is all of those things.
Absolutely.
But he does, you know, I mean,
I don't know exactly what the actual geopolitical ramifications
would be if China were to, you know,
encroach on Hong Kong.
I don't know what the exact consequences of it would be.
I hope we don't find out.
Yeah.
Alex believes it will be a giant war.
And he also thinks that there's other ways
that a giant war could start.
Sure.
Particularly the Middle East.
Bunch.
And Africa.
Them.
Well, I mean, it's like, okay.
You're saying, okay, well, there could be a giant war
and it might start in one half of the war.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Or the other half.
And when we come back, I'll get into the other two areas
that could start giant wars in the Middle East
and in Africa and another area that's happening
there in Asia as well.
But this is a big, big deal.
Separately, let me do a proper plug.
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If we sell a million dollars a product.
Nice.
Then we'll only make like $150,000.
We sell a million.
We'll probably make about 300,000.
I got up at 5.30 this morning.
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Ford's last show where you can make donations
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And then all those numbers are added together
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Not your fucking calculator, that's for sure.
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I said, when I went to bed, it was at like 300,000.
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But when we're selling this stuff,
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This is a bummer.
This is not a jubilant Alex during his money bomb.
This is a like, had that number been real in the morning,
I think he would be pretty excited.
But as it is now, that is not where he wants to be
in terms of this money bomb.
He's, because he also knows that there's so much dead space
during that 40 hours that no money's coming in.
No money's coming in when Harrison Smith is hosting.
Almost nothing is probably coming in with David Knight
with all his people who are on,
you know, they're on set amounts to live.
They're all retirees listening to David Knight.
No one's paying any money for Owen Schreuer stuff
because no one's watching him.
Right, because he sucks.
Yeah, he has very little opportunity
to actually hit his goal probably.
Man, it feels like if you're bragging on air,
I don't know if it's, I mean,
if you're lamenting on air about how you need
as much revenue as possible
and you don't particularly care about the profit.
I think he's embezzling money from his own company.
I don't know what, I don't,
I think that's how he's paying.
I know how Barnes is going down on this.
Yeah, could be.
I don't know, I don't know enough about finances
to know anything, but I can tell just on a human level,
I don't feel like what he's manifesting
is someone who's doing good.
No, he's not doing well.
I don't think the money bomb's going great.
I don't think anything is going great,
which makes me, I mean, it's close to Schadenfreude,
but it's not quite,
because I still don't rejoice in his downfall
or anything like that.
I am mildly amused by it,
but I'm more interested in like his actual substantive,
yeah, arguments and worldviews.
Like I'm more excited when I find a lie
than I am in him going out of business.
Yeah, cause I still don't,
like him going out of business,
I still affects a lot of people who are maybe not,
who aren't Alex Jones,
who I will have far more sympathy for.
If Alex goes down and it was in a vacuum
and everyone in his orbit remained at their status quo,
I'd be like, that's pretty funny.
I feel a little sympathy for his employees
who would be out of job.
They, you know, presumably if they have skills,
they could find another job and.
Just a race info wars.
I think everybody, everybody's better off
not working at info wars, I would assume.
So as family, I feel bad for them,
but he also has millions of dollars.
So even if they go out of business, they'll be fine.
That's true.
What I would really worry about is,
I think that there might be something to this.
Alex Jones might be one of the few things
that's holding a lot of people back
from being involved in QAnon.
So we're here to go out of business.
Those people, they got to go somewhere.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
They've got to fill that like paranoia space somehow.
Right, and Ben Shapiro is not going to do it.
The best, next best game in town is kind of,
you know, jumping over to Q stuff.
And that might be more dangerous.
I'm not entirely sure.
So people actually believe in the Q stuff, huh?
It appears so.
Like for real though?
It appears, I don't know.
You know, from where we're sitting,
it's very easy to believe that it's all just bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just people pretending to believe.
It kind of feels like that.
I feel like there's a couple of dead bodies
that would beg to differ.
Yeah, that's actually very true.
Yeah.
So this money bomb is not going great.
So Alex knows that he needs to do the one thing
that is going to get the donations coming in.
Eat a horse's heart on air.
That would be awesome.
He chose something else.
Okay.
All right, guys, this has become a good friend of mine,
a really smart, funny fella,
and one of our top hosts here now,
a host of this and our chief legal strategist,
Robert Barnes, joins us.
By the way, he didn't get his Covington Kid lawsuit thrown
out this week.
That was the other fellow that filed lawsuits.
I've got a bunch of calls about that.
You haven't filed your suits yet
because you've been strategically planning them.
We're both a couple months behind right now,
but those suits are very, very close.
Our suits are very, very close.
So, I love this.
First of all, Robert Barnes is on again.
He's on all the fucking time,
but it's so fucking hilarious.
So, the Covington Kids,
they had filed a lawsuit against...
Washington Post.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
And that case got thrown out.
Because, yeah.
And everybody was clowning on Robert Barnes
because he presents himself,
I'm representing the Covington Kids,
and everyone is like,
ah, you got your case thrown out.
And I love that Alex's defense is like,
that wasn't his case,
because his case doesn't exist.
Wait, so he was saying that
he was representing the Covington Kids?
I think he is on some level.
I don't fucking know.
I don't care about the, like,
particulars of Robert Barnes' scam lawsuits.
Right, right, right.
He's doing, I just don't have the mental space
for all of that.
I just think it's funny that Alex's defense is,
he couldn't have his case thrown out
because there isn't one.
He didn't even have it ready yet.
I told him, he doesn't even realize
how stupid he sounds there,
because he's saying like,
I told him to put together these lawsuits a while back
and they're still not ready.
Anyways, here's the guy who's supposed to be
getting those lawsuits ready on my fucking show.
He's too busy being on my show all the fucking time.
He's too busy trying to pivot careers
and to take it over for me.
Writing lawsuits is hard.
Yeah, I just, I can't say enough
how much that is like my kind of comedy,
is like, you guys think you're insulting him
because his case got thrown out?
Little do you know, his case is imaginary.
It's like, it could not be a worse rubble.
We've just been bluffing.
I like it.
It's a refreshing bit of honesty.
Yeah, I suppose so.
So Alex, I believe my firm conviction is that
he left the coverage of the Democrat debate
because he realized like his skill set doesn't work well
in the setting of the Democrat primary season this year.
He can't yell over them and they'd be allowed to talk.
Well, it just, it doesn't, it's not,
it's not the same thing.
He doesn't have a lot of his built up characters in there.
You know, he doesn't have a Hillary Clinton to yell at.
He doesn't have, like he could just do a Bernie voice
for 45 minutes, but that's exhausting on his throat.
Right.
And people would rightfully be like,
hey, that's, that's fucked up.
Click.
Moving on.
I mean, the impression's good,
but it's not 45 minutes good.
Is it good?
He doesn't have like anything really on
a lot of these people other than superficial complaints.
Like he can do the same thing that Trump does
and talk about Native American with Elizabeth Warren.
He can call them all demons.
He can say that Pete's gay, but like,
Yeah, no, they, I was, I was just thinking
that's the only one where everybody on his staff is like,
Don't talk about Pete.
You're going to use a homophobic slur.
It's going to come out of your mouth.
Just don't talk about it.
I think that, I think that that really limits his abilities.
I think his, his skill set has diminished considerably,
especially during the Trump years.
And I don't think that he has what it takes
to take in information about these new people
and insult them correctly or dismiss them correctly.
And I think that, I think that that's what happened,
but it turns out that that's not what happened.
I was wrong.
It turns out that Alex just can't handle
looking at Democrats anymore.
Oh, that's interesting.
And then next few seconds we'll play some of the highlights
of the insane debate last night
and the ratings crashing.
I mean, I'll be honest.
I went home and watched the show.
I was just sitting here all night.
I couldn't look at them and watch them.
I can listen, but I can't look at Democrats.
So I went home and got on the computer and listened
to our covers.
It was great.
I literally couldn't sit here looking at them
and calling the shots and go to this, go to that.
I had to get out of here.
I mean, I literally got depressed watching it.
And I'll be honest, I feel good watching Trump.
I feel good watching, you know,
the other shows we do.
I feel good watching Tucker Carlson.
I feel good looking at DrudgeReport.com.
Cause you know, these are good people.
I cannot stand watching or listening to people, but Pete.
I can only take in information
through white nationalist leaning channels.
I can only handle my own coverage, Trump, Tucker and Drudge.
I have become so insulated
that I need a safe space to take in information.
I can't handle the wild west of a CNN fucking debate.
How sad is this?
Yeah, that's a hiding behind like somehow it's visually
the Democrats look a certain way that makes me sick.
Yeah.
How pathetic is this?
Look, he doesn't like the idea of looking
at other human beings who disagree with him.
That is the, that is the fundamental underpinnings
of a healthy democracy, dad.
I do believe that that's in the anti-Federalist papers.
Oh, okay.
There we go.
So Barnes is a full of shit.
Although he does agree with everything Alex says.
Absolutely.
And in this next clip, we hear him expressing
what is legitimately, you know,
it's at least white nationalist adjacent,
the ideas of demographic anxiety.
Sure, sure, sure.
And we get the treat of seeing how Alex responds.
As we have fewer children,
as abortion is increasingly incentivized,
as we basically have American populations in the west,
not reproducing at a rate that can replace
our own population,
that we become more and more dependent on foreign populations
that they believe are more malleable.
Which is in the 1960s Ford Foundation documents.
They said, we will promote transhumanism,
sexless society.
That's a brave new world.
1932 has written about, this has been a long-term plan.
Barnes, I love it when you get on every subject.
You always cover the law or this or that.
I don't care, you're a smart guy.
We need to get to your show.
Oh, sure.
That'd be fun.
That'd be fun.
I mean, Alex has already said he wants to give Barnes
a show.
Yeah.
He's already said he's giving Barnes a show,
but like,
I think Barnes goes home and sounds like fucking,
Mr. Burns is like, yes.
Everything is going according to plan.
Yeah, it's just his,
he has like a war room with like a map of Alex's studio
that he's pushing pieces around.
Yeah. Oh, first I'll get in with Owen Troyer
and I'll impress him.
And then Alex will give me a show.
He's got to have a bunch of fucking voodoo dolls of some sort.
It's pretty wild.
So Barnes' ideas that he's expressing are terrible.
It's a simulacrum, that's what I was thinking about.
I don't believe that these things that Alex is talking about
are from the Ford Foundation.
And I'm not entirely sure that transhumanism.
I think he's just referencing the idea
that the Ford Foundation did give some grants to work
that like Julian Huxley was doing,
who was into transhumanism early on.
I think that's all Alex is going on.
I don't, I don't, I looked around.
I can't find what he's talking about.
And Orwell's Famous Book, 1932.
1975.
So in this next clip,
we get exactly what you were afraid of.
And that is that Alex tries to comment on Mayor Pete.
Oh no, no, no.
He plays a little clip of Pete having some commentary
and here's what Alex says.
We're not going to be able to meet this moment
by recycling the same arguments, policies, and politicians
that have dominated Washington
for as long as I had been alive.
We've got to summon the courage to walk away from the past.
I'm gonna do what he says because he's gay.
Out to commercial.
Whoa, boy.
That's, oh boy.
I don't know if I heard any other substantial commentary
on Pete Buttigieg in this episode.
Other than, I've got to do what he says because he's gay.
Yeah.
Fuck this, man.
There had to be somebody with some fucking throwing knives
or darts just throwing them right into his leg every time.
Now Pete, oh, oh shit, my leg.
Anyways, we're gonna get back onto Biden.
Now that Pete, he's got to, oh god.
So in this next clip, Alex,
he's still a little bent out of shape
about Mary Ann Williamson's comments
about Trump poisoning the water that he believes she made
but she didn't.
Sure, right.
Easy to hate somebody for something
that you think they said even if they didn't.
It is easy and he does it.
So he plays her clip again
and then at the tail end of it,
he starts spiraling out about how bad the water is in LA
and he tells, he lets us in on some of his hygiene routines.
Oh god, no.
Why would anybody want to be this victim and say,
I live in LA where it's toilet to tap,
where they take the sewage,
put it through all these expensive systems
that the city bought billions of year folks
who spent on this in LA, billions on the sewage.
And then you drink toilet water filtered by the city
and then you wonder, everybody's got cancer.
I mean, I've tasted LA water
and it literally makes me sick.
When I go to LA, I'm a neat freak.
I take three showers a day at least.
Okay, I do not shower when I am in Los Angeles.
I take bottles of filtered water
and I take whore baths as they're called, okay?
I take a whore bath with washcloths and that
because I get sick and I'm tough.
So I guess I'm going to donate to your children?
I get sick when I take a shower in LA.
All right, I mean, the place is a joke.
First of all, good thing you're not,
almost never in LA though.
Yeah.
Because I think, well, you've gone once maybe
by his telling of it.
I think he's been to LA once.
Yeah.
I don't know if he's been other times
on clandestine covert missions.
I don't know.
But I don't know if there's a larger definition
of a whore's bath, but from where I come from,
that means just washing your dick.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you added your armpits in there too.
Oh, maybe, maybe.
Also, it's a sex worker's bath.
Thank you very much.
Yes, yes, I apologize.
Yeah, that term to me is about your dick
or I guess your genitals.
I'm uncomfortable with whatever his definition
of it is.
Can you imagine another show that takes itself seriously,
being like in the middle of some sort of like the primary
analysis being like, water in LA is so bad,
I take whores baths when I'm there?
I was just like, wait, we're still in the show, right?
This has just become one giant inner monologue
that's uninterrupted out loud.
It's remarkable that he thinks anybody
should take this seriously.
Like it's really crazy.
I think the only thing that's worth taking seriously
is like his overt hatred of people unlike himself
and his incitement towards violence.
The rest of this, like his analysis of stuff,
his historical understanding of things,
it should like, it really just deserves to be written off.
Yeah.
It's insane.
So in this next clip, Alex talks about how the Dems
are criminal election fraud people.
Mm, that doesn't sound right.
All of them don't like the Democrats.
What they do is the Democrats are so corrupt,
there's massive election fraud proven in inner city areas,
whether it's poor white, black, we know this.
These are institutionalized criminal groups
that are in control that people aren't actually supporting it.
The polls are all fake.
The polls are all fake.
Says the guy who cited fake polls
that were completely rigged by trolls online
earlier in this episode.
Yeah.
I do not trust his assessment of what isn't,
it's not a real poll.
I'm amazed at the power the conservative right wields
just by getting to lying about voter fraud first.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Before the Democrats pointed out like,
oh, you guys have been doing all of this voter suppression
shit for forever.
The reason that you won these elections
is because you cheated.
Right.
You stole elections in Michigan.
The Electoral College should not have gone that way.
All of this is bullshit, but the Republicans got there first
by being like, three million illegal immigrants voted.
Boom, we win.
Call it, we own this space now.
Yeah, it is nuts how easily they own spaces.
It is.
Well, I think it's because they're-
It's targeted.
It's focused messaging.
Yeah, and they're always going to be unified on it.
Like if a Republican-
And they got people like Count Dankle out there
making those hot beans.
Making those Dank beans, yeah, yeah.
But I mean, you're not gonna see a fucking critic
of Mitch McConnell's voter suppression policy
by ignoring the election security bills
coming from the right and everybody taking it seriously.
It's true.
But on the left, you can look at voter gerrymandering
in whatever state and you'll have the fucking intercept
going hog wild on whatever Democrat is around, you know?
And it's good on them for it,
but that's why the Republicans, you know-
Yeah, there is more of a unity behind whatever is expedient.
Yeah.
So this next clip gets us to something that I love,
although this is confusing.
I love-
Love is confusing.
We know that I love an Alex Jones story.
Right.
I love it anytime he takes a vacation
and comes back with a completely not true story.
Especially as it mutates.
Yes, yes.
This is the first time I've heard this particular story.
All right.
And this has to do with ostensibly a conversation
about white people virtue signaling
that they care about black people and other minorities.
All right, I already don't believe it.
You shouldn't.
Yeah.
But I also don't know what not to believe.
Okay, now I'm interested.
Because this story in a word is confusing.
Okay.
It's convoluted.
All right.
And probably offensive.
I had a lake house just like eight, nine years ago
and the neighbors were UT professors
and they brought the gypsy king of the Roman people
or whatever to the lake.
And they were so uncomfortable to be shared a dock.
They were like, we don't dislike gypsies.
You know, like I didn't know those people were gypsies.
They had brown skin, whatever.
I'm over here fishing with my son.
So she walks over to like my five-year-old son
who has a birthmark, Rex is like 16 now.
And she goes, she goes, what happened?
Who hit you?
Did he?
She says, liberal white woman.
And he goes, I've got a birthmark.
She goes, oh, sorry.
They all knew I was Alex Jones.
They were just flipping out.
And then soon the gypsies are over at my house
asking for something.
And then they're digging in my yard for arrowheads.
And it's like, they are the royal people.
You must let them.
And I said, well, I've seen them.
I just told you, it's kind of rude to say to F off.
They left me alone.
But it was literally this lepid thing like,
here are the gypsies, you're racist, you beat your son.
And it's just that she took mind control.
These people are nuts.
What they want is they want people
in their local community.
Well, these were professors
all the time got ripped off by the gypsies.
But they're in this cult like, I'm with the gypsies.
Oh God, they're so cool.
Gypsies are so wonderful.
Well, these are the people that,
when they drive through an inner city,
lock their doors or don't drive through
the inner city at all.
I love that.
Barnes is fucking killing it.
Well, in terms of like molding with Alex.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, because after that story,
here's what a human being would go.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What is the point of that story?
What are you talking about?
That story makes no sense.
None.
Who is the...
Who are they?
Are you trying to talk about the Romani
because we don't see any more.
Because also it doesn't mean anything.
Who is the Gypsy King?
Who is the Gypsy King?
Are you talking about the Hobo King?
Cause that's a real person.
Digging in your yard, looking for arrowheads?
What?
What are you talking about?
Wait, you let them dig in your yard?
Why did this, who is that?
What's the connection with this woman
who accused you of hitting your son?
Why are you still living at this lake house?
Why are you sure that they know who you are
and are just accusing you of beating your kid?
What is happening?
What is going on?
And instead Barnes is like,
yeah, these are the type of people that lock their windows.
Moving on, give me one million points.
I would love to refer Robert Barnes to some clips
where Alex talks about Pam Handlers
as if they are trying to murder him
when he goes to East Austin.
So Alex is exactly the sort of person
who rolls up his window and he goes to the fucking inner city.
Stop trying to pretend you don't know
who you're sitting next to Barnes.
Alex's fucking story makes no sense.
Barnes is killing it,
but what he says also makes no sense.
No, none.
The two of them are doing nothing, but it's electric.
It's the same sort of vibe that we got
on that old episode where Alex and Jerome Corsi
were finishing each other's sentences.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was very exciting.
Because Barnes is bringing that like, absolutely.
Alex, yeah, not only that,
but he's doing improv work with Alex.
Barnes is Andy Daly level right now.
He's fucking killing it.
He's crushing it and it leads them to just like,
they go down like rabbit holes with each other.
It's very annoying,
but it means that Alex also doesn't like
get to any real substance of any of the topics
he wants to cover.
And it leads him to be very frustrated.
They do not care about African-Americans.
They do not care about improving
the ordinary everyday lives of African-Americans.
I agree, stay there.
I'm gonna play this Logic Cummings clip coming up.
Then hit a few other things.
We have another guest coming up,
but I've got so much to get to.
I'm gonna play my 26 month old daughter
singing twinkle, twinkle little star.
She was singing it this morning.
I got her to do it again.
I'm gonna play that too.
Third hour coming up.
That also sounds like parody.
Like that is the craziest fucking thing.
That can't be real.
Robert Barnes starts the clip talking about
how white people don't really care about black people
and there's virtue signaling.
Alex's like, yeah, absolutely.
I agree with that.
I got a lot to cover,
but my daughter's saying twinkle, twinkle little star.
I really want.
I really can't handle that.
I really can't handle that.
I really think that you're fucking with me there.
I'm not.
That is crazy.
I'm not.
Yep, that's the real show.
It's pretty nuts.
God damn it.
Yeah.
I just, do you remember when Ted Koppel
used to go on and deliver the nightly news to the world
and then be like, hold on one second.
I got my little three year old son.
He's gonna sing a little song real quick.
And then we're gonna get right back to the hard news.
It's so insane just to imagine any of the behaviors
that are manifested on the show existing anywhere else.
And the person doing it, not feeling like, wow,
I'm terrible at this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm trying to do a show that people should take seriously
about political topics and like,
I'm presenting myself as the only one in the world
who gets it about the like centuries old conspiracy
to destroy the West or whatever.
And you do shit like this.
All right.
Now this, it does bear repeating that the only reason
that we have done over 300 episodes of our show
is because Alex is perhaps the most unique show thing.
He's nuts.
That can be.
Like to be at that level of success
is like a one in 10 billion chance.
That's the only thing that makes this interesting.
Like this exact show, like from somebody
who just had a YouTube channel or whatever,
you know, like some independently run show
that's like this, is a dime a dozen.
But somebody who is like, actually, yeah, it's, it's
wild.
It's incongruous.
It makes no sense.
We're going to spend the rest of our lives
trying to understand it.
Perhaps.
I'm all right with that.
So in this next clip, Alex, this is sort of an encapsulation
of a lot of Alex's conversation with Robert Barnes.
He's thrilled with Robert Barnes' prognosticating ability
because Barnes predicted that more people would Google
Marianne Williams after the debate, which is like, oh, great.
Congratulations.
Do you mean the least known person there?
After the first debate, if your prediction is she's
on the debate again, people are going to be curious about what
she says.
Yeah.
Congratulations, sir.
You're a psychic.
You're amazing.
You've got a dark psychic force, that's for sure.
He also predicted like Bernie was going
to get a bump in the polls.
Like I think that most people probably
could have predicted that.
But anyway, Alex thinks that he has the second site
in terms of politics, and he brags about it.
And then come on the show tomorrow or something
and really get with them and show.
I predict I'll be on the show tomorrow.
Forecasts should exactly what would happen in the last debate.
I mean, word for word.
And then you forecast it last night perfectly again.
You should really meet with the producers today.
You're so modest.
And get it done today.
Or even sit down and should report.
Because that's impressive.
Like, see the top political gambler who even the Newark
Times admits you are.
Maybe you aren't, because they say you are, but the point is,
it's liars, but none of you are.
And show how you guys actually did this.
Like, watch the top political sports gambler predict
the last two debates perfectly.
That's the headline.
That's pretty powerful.
The boards could not take him less seriously.
Nope.
You're a psychic.
You're doing great.
Yeah.
And everything that you say is absolutely not a pursuit.
It's like that guy on fucking storage wars.
Yeah.
So does not give a shit.
It's worth pointing out that gambling on elections
is illegal in the United States.
So what Alex is talking about is literally a crime.
He's talking about you're recognized as one
of the greatest politics gamblers.
He had to go to Europe to bet on the 2016 election
because it's illegal in the United States.
So I don't know.
It's one of those things.
It's one of those things that I kind of think that,
gambling on sports, I don't really think.
As long as you're not involved in the sport,
it's generally, I think, it should be totally legal.
I don't understand exactly why those laws are in place.
Politics different.
Yeah.
I feel like that's different.
And also, it's different when you are somebody who is now,
I guess, a host on a political show.
When you're a political partisan,
I think betting on politics,
when you're involved in politics
and you gamble on politics, I think that's so dirty.
Yeah.
I mean, first of all, even if you're not involved in politics,
it's illegal in the United States.
Right.
But even if it were legal, it'd be shady as hell.
Yeah.
For him to be an employee of Infowars
and then also gambling on elections.
Yeah.
You're talking about the fucking stock market.
Well, I mean, how do you?
It is both.
How do you?
It is both political gambling as well as gambling
and it's all fucked up.
How do you keep your content neutral
if you're gambling for certain outcomes in politics?
You don't.
You can't.
You cheat.
Right.
Why wouldn't you?
Or you do everything in your power
to persuade towards the outcome that
pays you the highest dividend.
Right.
Like whatever you're gambling on
is probably what you're going to be advocating for.
Right.
Well, that's why people are against gambling in sports
is not because you'll make the person who makes
five or 10 bucks off of a game.
It's because when there's a shit ton of money involved,
there's going to be a shit ton of people who are going to.
Try and take a dive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, hey, what are you going to do?
And I just, I think it bears like really pointing this out.
Alex will not stop talking about Barnes
being a political gambler and a psychic about predicting.
It's really not good.
Right.
It's also not good when Barnes says things
like he says in this next clip that indicate
that maybe he doesn't know a whole lot about a lot of the issues
that he covers.
Yep.
We do have a history of blood libel,
and it led to the biggest purge and attacks
and of anti-semitism and racial hatred in the world.
That's why they say, oh, this Jew did this 100 years ago.
Oh, exactly.
Or 2,000 years ago.
I mean, they were the.
That's right.
You killed Christ.
Exactly.
Oh, that's the first reparations.
Exactly.
The first reparations.
Oh my God, you killed Christ.
We're going to kill you 1,000 years later.
What?
That's not what the blood libel is.
These two dudes are having it.
First of all, I could just take that clip of we have a history
of the blood libel and be like, yes, absolutely.
Very accurate.
You and Alex Jones and that operation in force as an operation
has a deep history of the blood libel.
Love it.
But he's trying to present, and he goes on,
like the clip goes longer.
They're very clearly talking about blaming Jews
for the crucifixion of Jesus is the blood libel.
And that's not what it is.
The blood libel is about accusations
of Jews taking Christian children and using their blood
to make matzah.
Yeah.
Like that is very, it's a different thing.
Like them not understanding that and not
understanding the historical consequences of the subject
that they're talking about and that they embody.
I was going to say, yeah, if they, because if they said that,
then they'd have to say, oh, man, that
sure does sound a lot like when we say globalists take
your children for adrenochrome.
Those sound really, really suspicious.
They're supposedly similar, almost a almost mad Libsian
similar, very, very similar.
Yeah, weird.
Yeah.
Weird.
Almost strange that you would use the term blood libel period.
Yeah.
Why would you do that?
It seems like Barnes, you shouldn't have just brought
that up at all.
I feel like you might have heard somebody talking about it
and like, there's like, hey, I'm going to throw this in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck you.
Anyway.
Good work, Barnes.
Info Wars as a whole, I would say,
is a white identity operation.
Yes.
The primary function is to launder white identity ideas
into the West, like presenting it as the West.
Right.
And all that.
So it's interesting to hear Barnes say that white identity
politics, it's just a response.
It's just a response to things.
The people who say that, they've been responding since the
beginning, haven't they?
White identity politics is a reaction to left-wing identity
politics.
They simply reincorporate the same language.
So racists like Richard Spencer propagate, basically,
leftist politics at the behest and behalf of the leftists
by just incorporating their terms into a different racial
phraseology.
I pulled my back out trying to understand that.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, I guess it's positive that he says that Richard
Spencer is a racist.
But I mean, outside of that, there's not much worthwhile
in that clip.
But this is how people like Alex and the people on his world
rationalize their dumb political positions.
Like, we are only doing this because you made us do this.
You got your leftist identity politics,
and that makes me become an identity politics for whites.
And it's pathetic.
Just own what you're doing.
Own what you're doing.
If you guys, if you black people and women and whatever,
all you people on the left, if you would have just stayed
quiet and allowed the status quo to continue running over you,
we wouldn't have to be all white supremacy all the time.
That's almost literally what he's getting at.
That's exactly what he's getting at.
And I would like to make another little point.
I've never heard Pete Buttigieg say,
you have to do what I say because I'm gay.
I've never heard him say that.
But I've heard Alex say that as a way
to delegitimize Pete's points or any of his positions.
Now, I think that that's Alex doing identity politics.
I don't understand what you're saying.
He's minimizing Mayor Pete's points because he's saying,
oh, I'm only supposed to listen to him because he's gay.
That's using his identity to demean and to delegitimize
a point that he doesn't want to take seriously from someone
he politically disagrees with.
How dare you say.
That is identity politics.
No, identity politics can only come from within
and then from without.
They cannot be projected on somebody else
as though you were a false idol of who that person is.
It's nuts.
All this is is identity politics and then
to crying identity politics.
So pathetic.
I'd have more respect for the positions
that they put forth if they were a little bit more
willing to own them.
Then it'd be like, no, this is what I feel.
I care about my people.
I don't care about any of you dumbasses.
You should be able to vote.
This is our country.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would hate that.
And I would still be as opposed to it as I am to this.
But at least there would be a moral clarity on Alex's part
instead of hiding behind these dumb ideas about,
I only do this because of their identity politics.
I just like the West.
I call that bullshit.
Well, it's the way to trick the people who
choose to live far less examined lives
into believing that something they instinctively
know is wrong is still right.
Well, I mean, he is still trying to do a money bomb.
Right.
Well, yeah, giving him money is absolutely wrong.
Yeah, I mean, instinctively.
I guess the message is you can't run the operation
in any marketably viable way if you're
honest about what you're doing.
You will be relegated to the same dustbin
that David Duke is in, that Stormfront is in.
You will be put in that same box if you speak bluntly
about what you believe and the way
that you wish the world to operate.
So you hide behind these terms in order
to hide your reality so you can fit in and try and infiltrate
the mainstream of discourse.
And it's pathetic.
And effective, unfortunately.
Wildly uncontrollably.
A lot of people are very stupidly effective.
Very tricked by it.
So in this next clip, Alex yells about how he thinks for himself.
And he's, you know, that's how he knows everything.
Like Robert Barnes knows what's going to happen
in these debates before they happen.
Sure.
Because we all just think for ourselves.
It really doesn't sound right.
It's not.
And you know in their lawsuits against me,
they keep saying, who's the secret group?
What's the agency telling you what to do?
It's called not being a slave.
It's called doing our own thinking.
The more you do it, the better you get at it.
Never having anyone tell me what to do every day,
I made a lot of mistakes.
You get better.
Absolutely.
It's being independent.
It's having an audience that allows this independence
to thrive and survive by supporting
infowars slowly.
You are killing it, Barnes.
Find the idea they like, support it.
And they are the ones that are changing the world
by allowing and authorizing us.
Don't explain this equation.
It's like the sun growing plants or water or soil.
Listen, if you're not just part of it,
you're the entire biosphere.
They are the sun.
They are the sun.
Store-wide free shipping, double-paid, 0.70% or more off.
They are the sun.
Major fundraiser, because we don't want to just sit here.
We want to expand in the face of the anime.
But it is in your hands, infowarstore.com.
Take action.
Take action.
Man.
That's very desperate.
It seems very desperate.
Barnes is really, really killing the worm tongue roll.
Yeah.
Like, he is supplicating in such a way
as to manipulate Alex into thinking he's in control
while the entire time being at Barnes' beck and call.
1,000%.
It is real sad.
But one of the things that he's also doing,
and we noted this on another episode,
is like he's so much better at that smooth transition
to an ad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, he's solving one of the most glaring problems
in Alex's show, which is the really forced transition
into salesmanship.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Barnes is making that shit like, it's not seamless.
No.
But he's making it much closer to like, you could trick people.
No, no, no.
Barnes is better call solving.
Like, he is crushing it.
Yeah.
That like ambulance chaser salesmanship of like,
Sleazy.
Yeah, hey, I'll get it.
Yeah, no.
Man, it's so good.
Yeah, it's kind of scary.
And it's terrifying.
Yeah, it's that same kind of thought
that people had with Trump.
It's like, imagine a more competent person
who believes and acts the same way.
Yeah.
Barnes almost seems to be a manifestation
of like a slightly better operating Alex.
Right, which is why he'll never be as successful.
Well, without Alex there to bounce off of his show,
he'd be boring as shit.
Yep.
And the same way that a smarter Trump would never
get elected because he would never want to be elected.
Conceivably.
That would be an insane thing to do.
The thing that makes Alex's show listenable or watchable
to anybody is the part that makes him a fuck up.
Yeah.
So same thing with Trump getting elected.
So in his next clip, Barnes seems
to suggest that Infowars is legitimately
the only free press in the world.
Really?
The American Democratic experiment
can only work with an independent free press
and the only truly independent free press in the world
is Infowars.
And that's why they see it as such a threat.
Big swing, Barnes.
Too big.
Too big.
Transparent.
Infowars didn't start until like the 90s.
So conceivably before that American democracy was impossible.
There has never ever been a free press.
Until 1995 or so when Alex got on air,
Infowars didn't start immediately.
I think that that's crazy.
It's insane.
Infowars is the only free press in the world.
And free press is necessary for American democracy.
It'll go.
Infowars, if it goes, so goes democracy.
Yep.
Wow.
Too big a swing.
Too big a swing, Barnes.
You've got to reel it back just a little bit.
Perhaps.
So earlier in the episode, Alex mentioned
that some of this money that he's trying to raise, right?
Yeah.
It's for covert operations.
Now, we still don't really know what
those covert operations are.
Even in this next clip, we're not going to find out.
Are you destroying Scientology records in the FBI?
I think it's legal fees.
Still.
I still think that.
Yeah.
But in this next clip, Alex discusses these covert ops
a little more.
All right.
Free shipping, double patriot points.
We're trying to hit a million dollars
gross to bring in about $300,000 extra that we would normally
bring in during a week so that I can launch some covert
operations that are all legal and awful that are,
let's just say, shouldn't say too much, should I?
Let's just say White House approved.
But this is all organic.
This is all completely of the people.
What?
I think it's legal and lawful.
And I'm sure the White House would be fine if you
paying your lawyers.
All of that could be true of legal fees.
Yep.
I don't know what the fuck kind of bullshit he's
trying to pitch here.
But whatever.
White House approved.
So earlier in the episode, I mentioned that I got the real
sense that when he played that, or when he discussed waking up
and seeing $700,000, it turns out it's really $3,000.
I was like, this is not feeling good.
And when we get towards the end of the episode,
he breaks it down.
And it's worse than even I thought.
Oh, that's not good.
We're asking you to win the war of information,
is reach out to people and say, hey, you've heard of Alex Jones.
You've heard of Robert Barnes.
But a lot of stuff.
Why don't you tune in and see it for yourself?
First of all, no one's heard of Robert Barnes.
No one outside of your community that already knows who you are.
And already listens to you.
Barnes is an international celebrity.
No one.
The greatest political gambler.
I guarantee you, if we put a poll up on the Drudge Report,
no one knows who Drudge.
Maybe a couple people there.
What they don't want you to see so that we're doing live coverage
tonight, because that's how we get new people in.
And we found when we get new people, they stay.
That's why the system is so scared.
So what he's saying there really quick before we get to the rest
of this clip is that you need to spread the word about our shit.
Because that's how we get new people in.
We find that when we get new people in, they stay.
That's not true.
The second part is not true.
When they get new people in, they stay for a little while
and then they leave, which is why he's in such a desperate need
for new people.
Just why the ad pitch that he's doing here
starts with we need you to get the word out.
Which is why that's almost as important to him as selling
his product is you need to advertise for me.
Because without that, I don't have for it to advertise.
I don't have new people coming in who I can trick with how
interesting I am for a little while before they get the sense
like this is impotent bullshit.
This is going nowhere.
He's making up most of the stuff, probably.
I would rather listen to something else and they move along.
He knows that.
And that's why you being my advertising network
is super important.
It doesn't want us going in 2020.
But the good news is we're here.
We're together.
We're strong.
Now, let's let the enemy know what's really going on.
If I sell out all the product I have, we can run for a year.
If I make the decision the next month while I'm at it.
But if we don't reorder, we will shut down then.
So I can fund this for a year with the product we have.
The problem is if I don't reorder, then in a year or less,
we won't have the product to keep going and we'll shut down.
Which maybe that's our mission.
And here we'll get a new job and everything else.
But I mean, we are to that point.
And I'm maxed out.
And I've been begging for help.
And you've kept us there.
But it's always God just gives us like the widows
might exactly what we need.
Folks, I need to make decisions.
I need extra capital to do these projects.
And I'm not complaining.
Thank you.
You're amazing.
I'm just saying, who has paid off like this?
What system in your life have you
bought products at Walmart or Target or wherever
and hadn't politically saved your future?
Just go to infooreshore.com.
Make a straight donation.
Or by the products, we need to see a surge
to know that we can launch these operations because I've
got operations ready that are going
to devastate the globalist.
I know that we've heard a number of times
him talk about the impending doom of Info Wars.
And so I don't know how seriously to take any of that.
But it doesn't sound like he's embellishing.
There's a resigned-ness to it.
And we've heard him in the last couple of months or so.
Like, there has been a ramping up and a more frequent thing.
Like, I just wish I was in the woods.
There is a sense that he might be
feeling an imminent end to him being able to do this.
Oh, no.
I've worked for, I think, four independent businesses
while they were in the middle of going out of business.
And that sounds very familiar.
To, like, meetings.
That sounds very familiar.
Yeah, I don't.
Like I said, I've learned my lesson in the past
with taking anything he says too seriously.
Right.
Even if it's what you want to believe is true,
or even if it sounds sincere, it
could be that just being another marketing
tactic he's using, trying to use the idea of their imminent
demise to really juice up the troops
and get them to give him the money that he needs.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But I would say that if he is being sincere in any way,
this is an indication that he has overextended himself.
He should not be launching operations.
He should not be trying to pay Caitlin Bennett to go do whatever.
He shouldn't be paying all of these reporters that
do dog shit work.
And he should just focus.
Like his mission, what he wants to do,
he could do for so cheap.
Oh, yeah.
There is no reason why he can't fight the globalists
exactly the same way he's doing.
Get the same information out.
Probably better for cheaper.
Almost impossibly better.
He is overextended because he doesn't care about that.
That's not the mission.
I think it's part of his delusion.
That is a big part.
Because the legitimacy of his operation
is only ever going to be compared to CNN or Fox News.
So I used to make that big studio.
So it has to be as big a studio as they have.
Otherwise, he'll look at that studio
that he goes into work every day, look at how small it is,
and think, what am I doing this for?
I'm never going to be any good at this.
I'm so glad I disabused myself of any notions like that
pretty early on in podcasting.
When I was first starting, I just had a four-track.
And it was terrible.
The sound was awful.
And I'd see the pictures of professional recording studios.
And I'm like, that's what I need.
If I could get to the point where I have that,
everything will be great.
And so I spent a ton of money.
And I got microphone arms to hold the mics on.
Everything looked really professional.
And then as I did it, I was like,
this isn't satisfying in any way.
Like the arms were weird.
They were not cheap.
And these arms were weird.
And you have to sort of talk into the mic.
And it just wasn't what I thought it was going to be.
I realized the experience of holding a mic and just
recording, that's all you need.
Yeah, I can't remember which show that we guessed it on.
But if that had the arm mics the whole time,
I was like, moving back.
I can't do that.
No, you're too jury.
Because I jiggle, I move around all the time.
I can't do that.
And we're used to doing stand-ups or holding a mic.
Isn't any kind of weird experience.
But I don't have any conception in my mind of if this grows
to the point where we were making Alex Jones' money,
that somehow I would need to have a TV wall behind me.
No, no.
Yeah, we'd record it exactly right here.
But maybe we'd both have insurance.
It's nuts to me.
Because we can do the show that we're doing.
No amount of money would make the content better.
Alex seems to believe that he can't do what he does without
millions of dollars.
And that is his vanity.
That is his greed.
And that is deceitful to his audience.
If they really love an anti-globalist message
and they really love his analysis of the world
and all that shit, I would assume
they would be just as happy with an Alex Jones podcast
that he records out of his garage.
Why not?
He owns a house.
Podcasting equipment that he could get for $1,000
would be better than 90% of podcasts that are out there.
There's no reason why he couldn't do that.
Oh, wait, he's kicked off iTunes.
I guess he can't do that.
Well, a few years ago, he could have done that.
But he was happier doing a show a few years ago.
He was making millions of dollars.
See, that's that thing.
While I was working at Zain, he's doing Kennedy,
and I were talking about how our dreams are so modest.
Like, if you got $1,000,000 and you
didn't have to worry about work, and what would you do?
I don't know.
I'd probably do stand up for 100 people a night
and not really worry about it.
That's it.
That's my goal.
That's my dream job.
And I would just use all that money to finance that.
I have no interest in a big house or blah, blah, blah.
I want to live the most creatively satisfying way
I can for nobody.
Alex is a greedy sack of goo.
He is the worst.
And I think the thing that's the most dishonest and most
awful about it is the way that he uses what I'd describe
as understandable emotions in his audience in order
to fuel his own greed.
Because a lot of the audience is probably
feeling deprived of something in their own life,
or whether it's real or not.
Whether those feelings stem from actual problems
or from perceived ones that the media will work up
in people's minds.
I believe that he's taking those things, giving them
an enemy, and saying he's fighting it for them.
In the direct way that you can get involved in that fight
is either promote for me or give me money.
It's deeply abusive.
Well, he's taking.
I really don't appreciate it.
I mean, he's taking the problems that people have
and exploiting them to give them a different perceived problem.
If all the money that everybody in Infowars,
that everybody who listened gave to Infowars kept in their hands
and they used it to figure out what actually
was the issue that is leading them to Infowars,
we might have far more well-adjusted people.
Because he's taking that.
Maybe your problem is.
He's misdirecting that energy for his own profit.
You can't afford your medical bills.
That's because of the globalists.
They run the medical system.
Yeah, exactly.
The globalists are all over the HMOs,
and they're all trying to.
Why try and fix the medical system?
I've got to fix the globalists first.
Well, to be fair, fixing the globalists
by funding Alex's torpedo of truth in the Infowar
against the globalists will fix that health system.
Then there we go.
I guess I'll sit here, give you my money,
and wait patiently for the results to come back.
Right.
He stymies people's motivation towards solving their problems
because doing so makes him money.
And it's shitty.
And that's all this fucking money bomb is.
It's a real shitty thing to do to somebody.
Yep.
It's profitable.
It is.
So here's the last clip.
Well, not that much.
It's not that profitable, according to his own numbers.
It was.
It was when he had a steady inflow of people.
That inflow of people is really what screwed him over.
Like that disruption of the cycle
is completely devastating to his business.
I think that's what we're seeing
is the ramifications of that.
No, well, you made your bed.
So speaking of people who make their bed, Alex's daughter.
We're not going to play her singing Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star.
Thank God.
I thank God so much.
No, I believe that she deserves her privacy.
Good.
And I don't want to turn this into a thing
where we turn into the judges on American Idol
and critique a child's singing.
No interest in that.
That seems like a bad use of our time.
But I do want to point out how Alex
uses the clip that he recorded of his daughter's singing
in order to help with a narrative.
Because I think that that's also pretty disgusting.
And I was sitting there this morning at about 7 AM
with my daughter's World Cup that came in.
I was cooking them breakfast.
And I just looked at them and I thought, you know,
that's good right there.
Innocence, the whole future.
Strength, the purity that God's given us,
the seed of the universe.
And I thought about the globalists.
Now they target children and young people
to rob their future, to abuse them,
the terrible things they're doing.
I thought, you know, I never include my children on air.
My son learned to be on air.
He's been on air since he was 10 years old.
So, you know, before we get to the point
where a daughter comes in singing,
you may notice that what he's doing
is he's using this image of his daughter
singing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
as an image of innocence to juxtapose
with the globalists who want to destroy
the futures of the children, destroy their innocence.
Blood libel, whatever.
This is probably becoming old hat at this point,
but I'd like to read to you from the protocols
of the Elders of Zion.
Protocol number nine, quote,
we have fooled, bemused and corrupted
the youth of the Goiom by rearing them
in principles and theories
which are known to us to be false,
although it is that they have been inculcated.
Or how about this from protocol number 16, quote,
we must introduce into their education
all of those principles
which have so brilliantly broken up their order.
But when we are in power,
we shall remove every kind of disturbing subject
from the course of education
and shall make out of the youth
the obedient children of authority,
loving him who rules as the support
and hope of peace and quiet.
They have corrupted the children.
Yeah, those Goiom.
Too easy.
These ideas of corrupting the innocence of the children
as an attack geared at setting up a one world government
are very central to Alex's worldview
and they trace back directly to the protocols
of the Elders of Zion.
This is bullshit.
Alex's representation of the globalists
is all or mostly at least
taken directly from archaic anti-Semitism,
old fashioned anti-Semitic ideas
about these Jews who are trying to take over the world.
When you look at these sorts of things,
you see like all of these people in his sphere also
that are people who have been blunt about it.
You know, people like the David J. Smith's of the world.
Oh yeah.
The people who have read Beckman,
the people that he looks at as anti-New World Order,
icons.
These people all were very clear
that they think it's Jews who run the world.
So when you have Alex doing all this shit,
all of these narratives that are so central to his ideas
about the globalists are just mirroring the protocols.
It's just lame.
Just fucking lame.
Yeah.
Also, he sounds so much happier
when he's talking about making breakfast for his kids.
He should just quit.
Yeah.
God, Alex.
Don't order another shipment, Alex.
Just quit.
Just quit.
Give it to Barnes.
Retire to your fucking forest.
You'll be so happy.
Barnes doesn't want it if Alex isn't on the hook for like.
Yeah, that's true.
Barnes doesn't want to take over.
It's sinking ship.
Right.
Look, he's better at the ad pivots,
but he can't save this.
No, that's true.
This is true.
Like, Info Wars is in.
It dies with him.
Yeah.
Info Wars is in the shit.
Yeah.
And even if Alex did like have Barnes come in,
like have a hostile takeover, there's
no way he could step aside.
No.
It's got to all die.
Yeah.
It has to go away, and then Alex
can be free of this monstrosity that he's created.
Sell it as a franchise.
Then you got Barnes Wars.
You got Owens Wars.
You got Roger Wars.
Toss it all in there.
I can't imagine the hangover a lot of these people
are going to have, like, if Info Wars goes away.
I imagine they all have to run to Brazil, maybe,
and then get taken up to the Hague eventually.
Like, that's bite.
They're going to boys from Brazil.
That's all I got.
I mean, it's an interesting image
to have in your head, certainly.
And if the world does go the worst possible direction,
I think there is an argument.
I think there is an argument to be made for whenever
everything clears up, then having some responsibility
in things going bad.
But I think more realistically, if they go out of business,
because you can't afford to pay for this shit.
If that does happen, you got to imagine, like,
what's Owen Troyer going to do?
He's unemployed.
I don't know.
Pipefitters Union?
Yeah, I'll just go work for one American News Network
or something.
He'll get a job at Breitbart.
He's probably got somebody family business go become a plumber.
Go back to St. Louis.
I think it's an entirely honorable thing for, I think,
he would be happier if he was just a goddamn plumber.
I think all of these people would be happier
if they weren't career liars.
Yeah.
Anyway, this is the end of this present day episode.
I think his debate analysis is thin.
Is that what we were talking about?
Yeah.
Yep.
It was a part of it.
So we learned that Alex thinks he needs to listen to Pete
because he's gay.
Right.
And that Marianne Williamson thinks Trump is poisoning
Detroit.
Right.
And his take on Bernie and Warren absolutely kicking ass.
I'm not positive that he brought up Elizabeth Warren.
It kind of sounds like he wouldn't do that.
She is not the person you want to bring up after that debate.
I can't guarantee it.
But I don't think I even heard him do this Bernie impression
on this episode.
Yeah.
He might have at one point or something.
But it wasn't rememberable.
I don't remember it happening.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think he steered clear in favor
of more sensational topics.
Absolutely.
And he's trying to reinforce the idea of this drudge poll
that Marianne Williamson is the leader in the clubhouse.
Right.
And so why would he talk about the other people?
Well, that's also why CNN and Fox News or not Fox News.
That's why they have 20 candidates on these debates
is because if you have the candidates with ideas like Warren
and Sanders actually having a debate with each other,
it's going to be riveting two people slightly
disagreeing with each other on line item policies respectfully.
Whereas if you have Warren and Sanders trying to do good
and then eight moderate candidates throw in bullshit
bombs at them, while the CNN moderators themselves
are like, your ideas are stupid and fanciful.
Do you agree?
What's your comment?
Yeah, like what are we doing here?
The entire thing is designed to make
Warren and Sanders look ridiculous.
Yeah, and they kicked ass.
Yeah, it didn't work.
Yeah.
I guess like, I mean, I'm not super interested in Alex's
coverage of the second night.
But I am much like Robert Barnes.
I am psychic.
Absolutely.
And I'm going to guess that Alex made a lot of hay out
of Joe Misspeaking, Joe Biden Misspeaking.
And quite frankly, I would rather, on Twitter, just
watch people who I agree with philosophically make
fun of Joe for that.
I don't need to hear Alex do it.
No, if I'm going to look for Joe Biden criticism,
I'm going to go with people I agree with.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't need to go to Alex for that,
which is just another indication of how useless he is.
Anyway, we'll be back on Monday with another episode.
But this show is stupid in the present day, Alex.
I feel like I need to repeat that whenever we do a present
day episode.
This show sucks.
You haven't missed it.
This show sucks.
You have always gotten right on time.
But it is important to remember that Alex could
kill someone with a hammer, 10 people with a hammer
in two minutes.
For sure.
That's, I think that's doable.
10 people with a hammer in two minutes?
I really think it's a lot harder to kill somebody
with a hammer than you think.
I want to say.
Does the person have to die within those two minutes,
or can you just inflict the damage that kills them?
I mean, it doesn't count if you die like two days later
from complications.
I think it counts.
I don't, it does not count.
I think you get partial credit.
Partial credit?
OK, then I'll give them six and a half people in two minutes.
Here's the issue.
What kind of hammer are we talking?
Ooh, gotta be ball peen.
No.
Gotta be ball peen.
Then you can't do it.
No, the ball peen is the, I have no idea what I'm talking about.
I think if you use a ball pen hammer, then you are going to be,
that's easily deflected.
I think if you get a sledgehammer, very doable.
Sledgehammer, man, it's 30 seconds to swing a sledgehammer.
Claw hammer.
Claw hammer.
Then you could use the other side of it.
Right.
And that's dangerous.
That's, yeah, but that's still harder to kill somebody.
A lot of questions will remain.
Don't think we're going to get to the bottom of this.
Where's the Discovery Channel's hammer kill week?
I think this is the best takeaway from this episode.
Is that Alex maybe could kill 10 people with a hammer.
Doubt it.
In two minutes.
He's obsessed with that.
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You bet.
So until next time, I would say that the imaginary people
digging up arrowheads in Alex's lake house yard
probably haven't killed anybody.
The Romany King has.
I don't know if that's a real person.
So I'm going to say no, probably not.
But one guy who technically probably has, maybe,
with a hammer is Alex Jones.
Andy and Chansel, sure on the air.
Thanks for holding.
So Alex, I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
I love you.