Knowledge Fight - #35: Custody Press Conference

Episode Date: May 1, 2017

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened when Alex Jones decided to throw a (possibly very fake) press conference after his custody trial concluded. Topics covered include: Is there a world record for Time Spent Surviving Pregnant On A Boat? How often does Alex scold people for not being on board with chimeras? Does Alex Jones know what trolling is? How much better would Alex Jones be with a dedicated hype man?

Andi and Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding. So Alex, I'm a first-name caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes who like to sit around and drink red wine and discuss the Pratt Falls. Pratt Falls, not the right word.

I think I was looking for pitfalls. Yeah, pitfalls probably, unless Alex Jones is taking some funny falls every now and then. He is an actor. He's 100% honest about everything, even when he trips and takes a dive. Even when he's doing my work. Yes, yeah. His space work is incredible.

We talk about the life and times of Alex Jones. We do that. That's what I'm trying to get to. Hey, let me ask you, how much do you know about Alex Jones? So much. You know so much about Alex Jones? What about you? I don't know anything about Alex Jones.

I think that we should start a show. This sounds like a good premise. Yeah, absolutely. It'd be like me explaining things that happen in Alex Jones' life to you. You'd be surprised at how crazy it is. When we finally do this show, it's going to be amazing. Yeah. Who would want that though?

That's a really good question. Speaking of the people who want it, like to give a shout out to our friend, Mike. What's up, Michael? I'm a policy wonk. Yeah, that's right. Thanks for donating to the show. Hey, Michael, welcome to the ranks of policy wonks.

Also, what's up? We got another new policy wonk this week. What's up, Allison? I'm a policy wonk. Allison, you're a policy wonk too? This world has gone mad. It is. It's even, it's a mad, mad, mad, mad, mad world.

Because what's up to my best friend in the world, Nikki Gifts? You are now a policy wonk, my friend. I'm a policy wonk. Nikki. Three, three donors. It was so nice to meet you, Mr. Gifts. What a big week for us. It has been a big week.

This is very spectacular. It's been a big week for us and a big week for dumbass Alex. It has been a bad week. It has been, it has been a just nightmare storm of a week for Alex Jones. I would say that Friday had to have been one of the worst days he's probably ever had. Uh, yeah, I would probably agree.

Well, Thursday into Friday. Cause if those of you out there aren't paying attention, aren't keeping up on Thursday night, the jury in his custody case came back and was like, they were against him. They were not big fans of his. No, it turns out which I can't understand. He had sole custody of his children before.

Yes. And the jury came back with a decision to give the wife joint custody. But she also has the decision over where the kids live. Yes. And they are now, they're going to be living with her. And Alex Jones now only has visitation rights. Good.

And she gets to decide all of that. So there's more to be worked out apparently in the courts. Like the judge has to, you know, get the ratios of time and stuff like that down, but it, it's, it's an L. It's, it's an L for Alex. Yes. Yeah. It's not good.

It's the first of many court L's that Alex is going to be experiencing here. The Trebani lawsuit is moving ahead as, as planned. Going to be, going to be fire on that one. So we're going to get into our episode and I'll explain to you what we're going to be talking about today, but before we do, it's time for our out of context drop of Alex Jones. It's fun to laugh at Alex Jones.

It's fun. We agree. Yes. It is. It's so fun to laugh at Alex Jones. God damn it. He's becoming self-aware on us. Yeah.

He's the, the rock has become sentient as it were. Um, so before we're going to get, we're going to get into this and I, I boy, I keep, I keep saying we're about to get into this. We have been about to get into a lot of things for a long time. I'm a little hungover. I gotta be honest, but, uh, so I had an idea and this is a new thing that we're going to start up. Okay.

And I haven't told you about this. No. So you're on board for this. So far. You don't know. Currently. You don't know what it is, but you're on board. That would be great if in the next five minutes, I rage quit and

the whole show ends. What? I'm not on board for this. Get me the fuck out of here. It would be fitting of the, of this podcast at this tumultuous time in Alex Jones's life for us to just break up crazily. Um, so, uh, if you donate to our Patreon at any level, you become a policy wonk.

That's true. You get, uh, you know, Alex knights you over, over, over our airwaves. Yes. And you are officially in the weeds and the details about policy and about our government. Now, if you donate $10 or more a month, I am going to make this offer. I have found a bunch of old episodes of Alex Jones. Okay.

And you can choose any date. Oh shit. And as long as I can find the episode, we will do an episode about some day in the past of your choice. It could be any day. It could be the day of the Boston bombing. Could be, uh, the day that, uh, Trump announced his candidacy. See what he was saying back then.

That's a good question. So we're willing to do that. If you donate $10 a month, uh, you can just send us an email. And just to tease this even more, I would like to take us back to February 1st of 2016. I found an amazing clip of Alex. Now keep in mind, this is the day after the Iowa primaries. Okay.

We're, this was the first one where Trump won like, uh, 17% or something and wound up taking it. Yep. Yep. And everybody was like, this is a blip on the radar. It's, I was not the blaze. And I know it's supposed to be the, but Trump will never win. Trump will never win.

That's what the rest of the world was talking about. What was Alex Jones talking about? I was told by a genetic engineer. Excellent. About a project they were on in England once and I never told the story on air because it's so fantastical. They had tanks, people with gills and they were little babies and they were in there just gulping, clawing at the sides.

You see a turtle at the zoo and it wants out and you feel for it. They got human oids crossed with fish and stuff. I mean, we're screwed people. I mean, do you understand that? And I know I keep obsessing because it's in the news. What they're doing now, they don't show it to you. They just go, yeah, gestating on farms or embryos of humans growing in animals. No, it's beyond that.

They take them out, they keep them alive. The gulping human eyes and their tanks, scrabbling at the side with human horror in their eyes, human horror in their eyes. But fish gills in their place where humans would normally not have gills. So that's what he was up to while everyone else was talking about the rise of Trump. So everyone was like, oh, Trump is Trump is not a scary joke. And Alex Jones was like, fish people.

He's basically living in the shadow over Innsmouth is living in an HP Lovecraft novel, one fish, two fish, red fish. Fish are taking over human beings. No. I don't get the horror in their eyes. So look, fish people in tanks in England. Yep. With horror in their eyes, human horror, human horror in their eyes, the kind

of fear that only humans can experience was happening to these fish people. Right. Anyway, now let me be honest with you. I got really depressed on Wednesday and I was really down. And so I started researching, can I have a pet fox? Okay. All right. Now, the answer to that is if I have $8,000 to send to Russia and maybe.

There's not a fox embargo going on with Russia right now. There probably is. You can also order wild foxes from Indiana, but they are not. They're not happy foxes. No, they're like, you get a pen and you're like, Hey, Fox, how you doing? I was like, can I ask you what the point of this relates to Chimeras? What I'm saying is now I know I don't want a pet fox. No, I want a fish person.

You, they're scared all the time in those tanks. I get a tank. I play with it. I feed it little fish food or people food, which, which I, you know, you got to assume it's able to speak. I grind up freeze dried steak. That's what I do. And I pour it in there.

Lest anyone think that we're making fun of something that could be happening. Fish people. Look, if you're offended on behalf of fish people, one, I bet you know some fish people and I would like to meet you. I did some research into this and all of the information you can find about fish people on fish hybrids and stuff. It's all on info wars and it's all unsourced. Now there's one link I was able to find to an article in daily mail, which is a

fucking, oh yes. Yes. Daily mail. Awful. Hacking hackers. Um, and so they are minnows owned by Rupert Goddamn Murdoch. The article that they linked to is about this guy, uh, who was a genetic, uh, scientist and he, the article was about how this guy believes that humans were

the result of monkeys and pigs. Fucking make sense to me. Yeah, I'll buy it. Sure. Actually, you know what? I'm going to give you some more rope to hang yourself with. I'm not saying this. That's what he's saying.

Uh, that's, that's the end of your research. No, no, yes. Yeah, it is. Alex Jones used an article that was about chimpanzees and pigs having sex and creating humans, right, uh, as evidence of fish people. Great. Okay. We're there.

We're there. All right. Uh, also that is interesting considering that and whenever he was on the court, house steps, giving that post, uh, trial interview, he did wind up screaming about chimeras after being asked like, how do you feel about your kids? Did you watch that? No, I didn't watch it. I don't have the stomach for this.

And also that would ruin the whole kind of ruin of the show. I thought I had a busted moment on you. Oh yeah. You know something about Alex Jones. No, I just read in, uh, I just read in, uh, one of the, one of the publications that, uh, he was very unhappy about chimeras. One of your false intellectual publications. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Uh, the ones that disbelieve chimeras. So here's the deal. That is the kind of stuff we can find that fish people stuff is what we can find on any random day of this fucking show. So this is why Alex Jones is endlessly fascinating because sometimes. Fish people, fish people, baby.

It's, it's interesting that you brought up that press conference. Yes. Because that's what we're going to be talking about today. Oh, okay. Well, then there we go. Alex Jones on Friday put out a video of one of the fakest looking press conferences I've ever seen in my life. There were maybe 10 to 12 reporters, I would say, maybe 15, if I'm being

generous, it's very sparse. And he gives, he gives a press conference that is ostensibly supposed to be about the case and his children and all that. And quickly deteriorates. As you mentioned, it does, it does touch on chimeras a little bit. Excellent. It touches on everything except his kids, basically, except they do come up a little bit.

Anyway, I know that are they. Fish people chimeras. They might be. There he is out. Um, the jury is not out. It's in. They are fish people who should be living with their mother. Cause she has a tank.

So that's the biggest aquarium. That's what the trial was really about. Yeah, yeah, it just took two weeks to measure everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So in the past, we have said that we are not covering this custody suit. And now we are. And here's why it changed. Alex started talking about it.

There we go. That means it's entered into our purview. Yep. Everything and his personal life is not fair game for us. And we're still, even as we discuss this, we're not going to talk about his kids, except we're in joking ways to say that they're fish people. They are fish people. Uh, you heard it here first.

Metsatire. But, uh, you know, once I'm actually wearing a fish person mask right now. 95% of what I'd say is true. But when I'm wearing a fish person mask, when you can, you can tell by your voice too, that you're in Fishman mode, I'm Fishman all the way today. So Alex has introduced this into our spectrum of things we can talk about. And his personal life in this case is no longer off limits. Congratulations, Alex.

You're doing this to yourself. Here is the beginning. Uh, here's the beginning. That's a, that's a, uh, Brooke, uh, Brooke, our, uh, our book title right there. Alex Jones, you did it to yourself, man. Come on. Or just you bested. You bested the Alex Jones story.

Okay. Everybody's got their feeding friends. They go in here. All the fake news media can edit in all their little fake clips and everything of this, but folks watching online, we'll see the truth. Not quite the whole shape I want to make. And then later I'm going to put online some of these documents. We're going back three years ago, I didn't file for divorce.

I never tried to take my kids away from my ex-wife. Four separate times she filed to take him away. The courts, the guarded alignments, the system thought it was horrible. I got to say, actually the system here in liberal Austin said, this is child abuse. We're taking your kids away and giving them to you. And I said, well, I don't want to be with her mom too. She said, no, they're with me and not with you. No way.

It's separate filings for just the first three years of it. But we're now over three years into this. So that's the reality. I know the media won't get that right. In fact, this case wasn't even ever about that with the media. Our closing arguments weren't even covered by the media. Everything was cherry picked. Just like we're showing this live feed right now, but we will show what we

actually said versus what MSM shows and how it's taken out of context. And that's why mainstream media is collapsing. That's why it's dying. And that's why you guys desperately sit there and say that I'm fake news or I'm a actor when somebody asks, you know, if I'm in a movie, how do you feel about the trial, Alex? No, when I'm playing a role in a movie, I'm playing that part. But when I'm politically speaking for something, I totally believe it.

And I'm not bought and paid for by the big corporations. I'm not funded by people like George Soros. I'm funded by my listeners and my viewers over 45 million conservatively a week. So there he's introducing this and he's already way off track. So he's, he, he says these things like, uh, you know, they said that it's abuse and you should have the kids and they came to me and blah, blah, blah. But there's no, there's nothing backing that up. He's just asserting things.

He's not, he's not proving anything. And actually I went to his website and there's no, uh, he said he was going to post the documents and stuff like that. There's nothing posted. No documents. I even searched, uh, they have a search function on info wars.com. Okay. Coincidentally powered by Google.

It specifically says powered by Google on his website. So I searched for divorce to see if there's like some article, uh, anything about like, uh, you know, any documentation and there wasn't, but I would like to read you a list of article titles that come up when you search divorce on info wars.com. Here we go. The war on men 10 ways masculinity is under attack by Paul Joseph Watson. Another article, Leanne McAdoo and Alex Jones respond to dating allegations. This one's from 2012.

This headline, Trump to reveal Michelle and Barack Obama's divorce papers. Did he, he didn't. Oh, okay. Another one. Cause that was, that, that scared me a little bit for a second there. From 2012, five years ago. Yeah. I was like, Holy shit.

Are they, are they divorced? Nope. They seem happy. Another headline during the Trump era, men will finally, uh, will men finally start acting like men again? A lot more racism is happening. So I guess that kind of counts if that's manly. Uh, this, this one was a headline from 2016, uh, Trump quote, I'm considering

going after the Clinton's marriage. Uh, two more headlines, uh, why men are abandoning marriage by Paul Joseph Watson. Spoiler alert. The lead of the article is women aren't women anymore. That makes sense. Men aren't men. Women aren't women. That's the end of that.

And then the final one, uh, the final article that I have pulled from, uh, this search was photo, Michelle, more muscular than the president, which if you count Trump, that's still true. So wait, is that, is that, is that why they got divorced in 2012? Too muscular. Yeah. So Michelle, Michelle finally beat the shit out of Barack. That's really what it must be.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he's off track. He's not really, he's not dealing with the, he's not providing any information. He's just broadly asserting things and then not following through. And none of which are about the trial other than how the news media lies about his trial.

Yeah. And unfortunately he, it fair enough, he actually kind of has the kernel of a good point there in that they did like a lot of the reporting on the trial was about how he ate a big bowl of chili and couldn't remember his kid's teacher's name and stuff like that, which is kind of like, I mean, of course we're going to clown on that. Right. Of course people are going to make fun of that, but it didn't, a lot of the

reporting was not substantive and it was more about, Hey, look, Alex Jones is a crazy person and he's being forced to testify and stuff like that. So he kind of has a fair point, but he goes the wrong direction with that fair point and he plays a massive victim game. And it gets, it gets really, which is only what the left does, although that's fine now because we know he's a classical liberal. He's a libertarian, a classical liberal, true libertarian victim. Absolutely.

Just like Paul Joseph Watson, who's really, really afraid that masculinity is in crisis. Maybe that means, which kind of suggests that his masculinity is in crisis. Bingo. Right. Doesn't that make more sense? Bingo. Like maybe that article should read 10 reasons why am I gay?

10 reasons why am I, oh no, I'm scared all the time. So this next one, this next clip, and I didn't really cut out anything. This is just again, segmented the entire, I think it's a fake press conference. It, it's, it smells bad to me. It has, it has the wrestling promo feel to it. It kind of does. Cause the, the people who ask questions until the end, the end, it goes off the rails a little bit, but the people who are asking questions are like,

if I were in the press and I was there, I would be, I would be going to town on him. Okay. I would, I would be, there's so many questions you could ask that would be so hard for him to answer and they don't, it's all very tame questions. And then on top of that, he's just abusing them and they, no one is like, fuck you. No one.

Yeah, but the press isn't really trained for that. Like if you go to, if you, and look, if you're in the White House press briefing and Sean Spicer says a word, everyone in the room should be like, you're fucking lying. You piece of shit. Only, only senators are allowed to do that to Barack Obama. Yeah. But if that's not because of race, no, definitely not, definitely not.

I feel like we got to get into the shoe-throwing business again. You know, like, Oh, those were good days. It's been a while since someone's thrown a shoe. We got to throw more shoes. I totally agree. What is the last defense of the, uh, unentitled? Shoes, shoe-throwing.

Absolutely. Not rioting. That's not the voice of the oppressed. Uh-uh. Toss and shoes. Toss and shoes. Anyway, this next clip, Alex Jones makes a statement and he's reading. You can tell that because it's kind of an A to B thought.

Okay. You can tell he's reading off a piece of paper and this is a statement, uh, about how everyone's wrong about what happened. Of course. In this case. So here's my basic statement that I wrote on this whole situation. I want to respond. Somebody else wrote it for you.

The grossly inaccurate media reports that I lost custody of my children. My ex-wife and I agreed two years ago, the time of our divorce to be in a joint managing, uh, conservatives or three wonderful children. My ex-wife went to trial asking for her to become the sole managing conservator of our kids and limit me to supervised access and gave no reasons. But she said the trial I wanted to take kids away is what she put in her filing. Pretty interesting. That's all.

The jury resoundly rejected. Yeah. I don't think he wrote down pretty interesting and left us at the same place where we began this horrible journey over three years ago. This jury agreed we should remain as joint managing conservatives while the only change being who can designate the primary residence effectively a change of 10 miles as only the judge in the trial can decide what amount of time each parent will have with their children.

I am confident that the judge will carefully consider the various schedules that have been put in place in the last two years. And we'll give each of us the time that is appropriate. I have throughout this ordeal referred to the experts in the court determined that my children's schedule with due regard to their own wishes, something that was ignored, their own wishes to reside in with me. I have and will continue to place my trust in the court to continue to do so. What is the best interest of my children?

So this is the last instance of him being professional throughout the entire episode that we're doing. That sounds about right. But like even in there, a good job reading that he from the from the chest. He really, he really hit a lot of those points. I don't like the way he said conservateur. But as we, as we sort of butted in throughout, I mean, he was off script

at least two times in that minute, that minute of reading. But the other thing that is play, I got to play him out. He's obfuscating like crazy. He's really muddying the waters because he's like, we have joint custody. And technically that is true, but she is the conservator or the person who is in charge. Yeah. She is the primary parent now.

Right. Alex having joint custody. It just means that he isn't not allowed to see them and they can stay with him. Unless she says he's not allowed to see them. I'm not sure she's actually allowed to do that. Okay. But he does apparently only God can do that. Apparently he does have to have supervision on like visits and stuff

like that, which is a complete inverse of the way it was before. Right. She needed to have supervision before. Yeah. So the idea that he also doesn't seem to understand that juries are sequestered. Like he doesn't understand that they're not watching Colbert and seeing these like portrayals of what's going on. No, they are going based entirely on what's in the courtroom.

Right. And if they go in with one situation being true, that Alex is the main parent and has the right to choose all these things about the kids and blah, blah, blah. They're there where they live. And at the end of it, they decide, no, we got to go the other way. That means that there was something compelling in that courtroom. I mean, probably just listening to Alex Jones speak. Holy shit.

Right. I mean, he said that George Soros is responsible for weed getting good. Yeah. Like that's crazy. No, I mean, that's good parenting. That's what that is. He was quoted as saying that he smokes marijuana once a year to. How strong it's.

Listen, what is more effective for you in keeping kids from doing drugs? The dare program. Fear of globalist fear of globalists. Absolutely. One of those is bullshit. And the other one is about globalists. Yeah, which is what Trump is now. Yeah, that's that's the other thing that happened on Friday.

Nationalist and a globalist. Yep, that's that one was real tough. So Alex wasn't in on Friday, which is understand drunk. Probably, probably having a bender bender. I think he recorded this video and then probably tied one on. Oh, but I'm guessing he's still tying many on. It was really tough to figure out what was going on inside the head of Paul Joseph Watson, who was hosting and then Owen Troyer, because he was doing his

live three to five show gross. Yeah. And both of them were sort of like Trump said he's a globalist. What do we do? We love him, but we hate globalists. It's really, really testing this whole premise that they've tried to sell that is like we have no investment in Trump himself. Yeah, we just like what he does.

Yeah, now that he has said, I'm a nationalist and a globalist. They got a turn on. Right. They've got a turn on. They've got this is this is they're out. This is the way that they escape from from this nightmare. I don't think they want to be, though, because then they don't have a rock.

There's nothing. There's no, there's no champion and it undercuts all of the narratives they've sold up to this point. Like, remember, they were saying, but that's, but those narratives sucked. No, no, they didn't. They were very compelling. Like Alex was claiming that Donald Trump was a 30 year secret Patriot. Yeah.

Sleeper cell Patriot was a sleeper cell against the globalists. Now they have to go back in time. Like you were fucking wrong this whole time. No, no, no, no. Co-opted. He was co-opted by the powers that be Ivanka. He was brainwashed. Look, if you think fish people are fine, you can totally be cool with brainwashing.

Yeah, that's fine. Hell, why not even just start throwing out the Alzheimer's narrative? It's true. Man's got dementia all for days. Might as well. He may be like at the very least he has attention deficit disorder. Yeah. Uh, you know, when you listen to Ivanka talk, she is using like a

neuro linguistic programming tricks like the way she speaks. It's the same thing that I was pointing out and I want to do it more in depth report on about John Rappaport. Yes. Yeah, there are little speech tricks you can use that are basically, uh, like suggestions you can subliminally suggest things and if you're not paying attention, it sounds like a normal sentence. So do you think Ivanka is the real president?

She might be. Did we actually get our first female president the absolute worst possible way? Uh, it's possible. It's possible. I think it's also, she's evil. It's also more likely that, you know, we got the Cush, which is stronger because of George Soros.

Word play. Um, so this next clip and almost all of these clips could be sort of summed up by saying, uh, everyone is lying about Alex Jones and he's pissed off about it. Right. So we're going to get into that here. And I say that quite frankly, because I was just blown away by the fact that I had a divorce filed on me and then I agreed to have guarded the items and social workers investigate me and have all this alcohol, drug testing,

dining, I've never been in control of my life. And they said, you're a wonderful dad. You put a few people in a coma and then I've come back four or five times in court trying to work towards my wife, being 50% of my ex-wife. And then the media won't even touch on that. And it turns into some story that I had my kids and I'd taken them and I was this alienator when the literal definition of alienation was engaged in. So you dehumanize me and my children.

You dehumanize yourselves. That's what this comes down to. And so all I want is the truth to come out on all of this because I didn't file for divorce, I didn't trigger this, the courts, three separate judges and an arbitrator took my children away from my ex-wife and gave them explosively to me. I never asked for that. I want to be with them.

I love them. But the incredible lies that were put out during this trial with never any evidence was absolutely amazing and mind boggling. It's mind boggling to suggest that in court, things don't have proof. That's why court exists. It's not a perfect system, but you can't assert things in court that you can't back up. Yes.

And if you get caught doing that, you're in contempt of court. Evidence gets thrown out. You might do a night in the pokey for contempt or get fined a whole bunch of money if you're rich. And one of the reasons that I wanted to cover this, even though we've been staying away from the custody situation was because I think this is again highly illustrative of how Alex is fucked in court. Yeah.

But the propaganda skills that he has, as I argued in our last episode that, you know, even if he gets destroyed by Chabani, it might be a good thing for him. You can see here, he's making an argument that his audience will like. Yes. It will appeal to them because they're not engaging with what, you know, the reality of what's going on. He's really good at that. He is a propagandist spin artist.

And so when he's out on the street talking to people who I don't really think are actual reporters, it's really easy for him to win. He can't win in court, but he can win on the street. You win on a verbal street fight, as it were. Yes. And that's why it's fucking dangerous to play games with him. Yeah. Formal education, not really a strong suit.

Street smarts. As long as Chimeras are involved, he's right up on top. Absolutely. He's also not very street. Nobody, nobody can handle the mean aquariums quite like, uh, like Alex Jones. He's swum, a swum with the best of all, I don't know. So he, but yeah, like when you talk about his street smarts, you also gotta realize that he's not very good at choosing lawyers.

But be that as it may, we're going to get to this next clip. Uh, or Alex plays the victim really hard. Okay. Uh, and also we get a guest appearance from a truck. So understand that, ladies and gentlemen, this is one of the first modern trials where you have corporate establishment, mercenary media, first in the. Here comes that truck, but also truck. I have this is one of the first trials that has corporate media and mercenary

heavy as it did. Okay. Okay. OJ any big case, anyone, any time a celebrity is on trial, the fact that there's fucking court TV, right? Which happened because of OJ, right? Yeah. Yeah.

So, I mean, yeah, that's, that's an absurd assertion for him to make. And it's just him trying to give credibility to his victim status. Yeah. Anyway, here come the truck, literally cherry picking, twisting and distorting everything. And that's why it's accelerated the demise of the corporate media. You guys wonder why you have dwindling audiences, why you don't have support. It's because you deceive people, you lie to people. And I know you've got corporate masters who order you to do that.

I know you've got editors that add disinformation to your stories. But again, that's the bottom line. Nothing the media got about this was right, except one thing. The media was sitting there watching the case saying it's going absolutely terribly be bad for his ex life. But that's because you were actually not using emotion. You were looking at the facts and all the experts who were triggered and hold on. Hold on.

Can we pause this right here? What is he saying? Are those, are those words related to each other in any way? No. And there's going to be a lot of that. He's be bopping and scatting all over the place. Right. So, he's saying that when they, he's saying that everybody in the media said

that it was going bad for his ex-wife. Yes. And that's the only thing that they got right. Did, but did they say that? I don't think so. I don't remember anybody saying things are going bad for his ex-wife. In fact, I remember everyone saying, oh shit, things are going real bad for Alex Jones for AJ.

Yeah. Um, some of the stuff that I read, some of the tweets that I saw did indicate that like, boy, they're both terrible. Like, there was a sort of feeling, one of them is Alex Jones and one of them looked at Alex Jones and was like, I want to have babies with that. Three of them. Yeah.

00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:25,400 But, um, yeah, I think that the only, like the only stuff that I saw that would sort of validate that is just like a, they're both in trouble. They, like it doesn't, doesn't look great. Doesn't look good for either. The, the only, the only losers in this situation are the kids. Yep. And that truck and that, well, the truck, the truck made it in and out. The truck didn't even hear any of the shit.

Alex Jones was saying the truck drove through. It was like, oh, Alex Jones, fucking shit, I'm not driving on. It was actually going to drop off all of the, uh, all of his children, all of his fish children by my ex-wife, all of it. I and my children, she is 30% off for Easter special. His ex-wife, 53%, actually pulled them away from me forever, where I would never see them again or only see the most supervised visits for no reason. Hmm.

There are plenty of reasons why you shouldn't be around your kids, Alex. Right. And then also so many different reasons. He drops that there. There's no reason. And then earlier he had said that his wife wanted a divorce for no reason. And I mean, I understand that that's what it looks like to you, but you don't really care about other people in a meaningful way.

So you don't understand what they're going through or human emotions or anything along those lines. It's tough. It's tough. But then also he makes the argument, uh, repeatedly throughout this, that he is in fact the one who is the victim of alienation, which is, which was a central part of his ex-wife's case, that he was turning their kids against her. Yeah.

And I, which is what he would do. And I, she divorced him. She's a globalist. Sure. From what I've been able to find, uh, from the court coverage, she is right. Like it seems like that is the case. Yeah. And it definitely fits his pattern of behavior.

Yep. Now we don't know a whole lot about her. Maybe she was turning them against him too. I don't know, but, um, oh, this is fun. What's fun? I was trying to find like the court documents because Alex and this next clip is again, going to say that the court documents are public. He's going to make them public.

Uh, do you know, you know where they're talking a lot about this divorce? Where? Stormfront. Oh yeah. Yeah. I don't know what stormfront is. It's a Nazi website. It's a Nazi website.

It's a Nazi message board. Oh, thank God. You know why? Why? Because Alex Jones, his ex-wife is Jewish and there's a lot of people. Fuck me. There's a lot of people in that community who believe that she was like his handler and because of her, he wouldn't speak out against Israel, even though he

knew that Israel was the real problem with the world. And the reason that they thought that is because globalism is code for Jews. Wow. So it sure is hard to be alive right now. So a lot of these people on the store. The more I fucking learn about this shit, the more you make me want to die. Sorry. This is your fault.

It is. It's on me. I'm alienating you. I didn't even know stormfront was real. That's also they call themselves Stormfront. Yeah, they're named after a Billy Joel album. They're not, but it's Stormfront. It is a Billy Joel album.

So Nazis are, they're, they're like, Hey, we're, yeah, we're basically the stormtroopers that Hitler called them and we're so. They're totally open. About it. They're just, they're just full on Nazis. So, um, they, their argument is like, Oh, great. Alex is finally going to be able to tell the truth that he's been trying to tell for years now that he's out of this situation with his ex-wife.

And then a bunch of the really smart other commenters jump in and they're like, Hey guys, don't want to ruin your fun, but his new wife is Jewish too. All right. It's, it's really fun when like hateful bigots are stupid. You know? Uh, well, I would, I would argue that hateful, hateful bigots are always stupid. True. True.

Being a hateful bigot is the quickest sign to knowing that somebody is stupid. But there's, again, there are a number of them who are like book smart and that just gets annoying. That's, that it's not a thing. Like Mike Cernovich is a lawyer. Mike Cernovich is a monster. He is, he is the monster. He is a chimera of a man and, uh, whatever it is that makes another man evil.

Uh, so, so, so, well, he's a man. He's just a dude. He's just a dude with a dude. Yeah. Um, so I'm going to skip that next clip where he just again repeats the, uh, that you can get these documents because you can't, uh, and it's just pointless. But this next clip, he discusses how what's going on is that in like reality is becoming inversed.

There's just an inversion of reality. And then he goes on to make a claim that, uh, is very reminiscent of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Okay. So you have now bought into the inverse of reality and it all turns into a big comedy spectacle. And then you guys spin it and say, well, that's what you do sometimes. And then, so it's supposedly okay for you to do it. When in truth, I didn't do it.

What you covered was something out of context and another deception. I'm rubber. Info Wars is exploding. That's why our support is exploding. That's why we have more visitors and more listeners and more financial support than I had even on election night with 80 plus million viewers and listeners in one week. So thank you all.

The last two weeks, your mainstream media deception has only intensified the power of info wars as people across the world see that I'm under attack with attempts to take my children from me, lawsuits, attempts to put me in jail, attempts to destroy me. Google admits they were basically setting up systems to ban us off the internet. All of it's coming out because I'm not a coward and I'm not bought and paid for by multinational corporations.

I'm standing up for this country and I'm telling the truth and serious men and women Alex, will you be seeing a therapist and nationalism and freedom and renaissance and true liberalism is awakening again and all the old corporate whore media systems are going to be swept away like a big rain coming in and flooding into the gutters. So that's the bottom. So how often would you like to see your children, Alex? Globalist.

Okay. All right, Alex. He's mom on that topic, but he really wants to make the point that if you strike me down, I will become 10 times more powerful. Yeah. Um, and I mean, he's again lying about his audience size, just 80 million plus people. There's no way in one week.

There's literally no way. I don't know. No, no, that's not possible. Hey, my man, my man. If you had 80 million people who listened to the show, you would be flooded with people at that press conference. Oh yeah. The courthouse would have been, there would have, it would have been

beetle mania in front of that courthouse. It would have been a long, a hard day's night. Just being chased down the street by young girls, which I think is what he thinks goes on all the time I actually, I actually agree with you there. Uh, so yeah, you don't have 80 million people who are listening and you've got to consider that probably half of your audience is fake. And then another like quarter is probably people like me who listen and hate you.

So, uh, you know, and then there's one more guy. And there's a sod. And then there's a sod. Yeah. Syria is real hot in terms of Alex Jones listener. Shaps. So, uh, he goes on and he's just combative and abusive to these people who are, who are videotaping his statements.

And, uh, in this next clip, he tries to, this, this, uh, reporter asks, if you hate the press so much, why are you here? Exactly. A very obvious question to ask. And I mean, it's the first question that kicks off a string of Q and A's where he does not answer any of the questions. Okay. But this one, he kind of answers a little bit and then gets really fucking abusive.

Oh boy. A lot more coming in the near future as we move forward in defense of this republic and a defense of freedom and a defense of the truth info wars.com. And I want to thank all the viewers and listeners out there. 53% off. See a media right here. All here, all here to pretend like their media. Some of them might be real.

To pretend like their media. Did he just get there and oh, there's Alex Jones, the prop here. Let our editors put the normal, you know, little comments and disinformation lies about him and let's pretend we're reporters. Let's pretend that we actually went out and did something. Let's pretend we actually went and interviewed somebody and actually found the truth. Let's pretend that we're actually real press.

I'm actually just watching right now can see the folks that are pretending. Here, go ahead, Buckley. Sure. Well, with such disdain for the media, I've sat there watching the media twist and lie about me and my family weeks. So what I'm doing is trolling the media like I always do, calling you out here so that the real people out there watching can see the truth and understand it.

So we have a record of what happened to then compare what I said to what you said and what you twisted and what you did. We're going to get back to the abusive part, but I just want to point out that that's not trolling. No, that's at best setting a trap kind of. I wouldn't even call it that. No, no, no, no. I said it best.

That's the most generous assessment I can do. I think what I would call it is getting your name out there. Sure. Alex is real. What is it? Okay. Okay. So, so in his mind, the point of this is to hold the media accountable

because they can't twist his words since his words are now on their shows. Yeah. And if they don't quote him accurately, then we can always go back to the tape and he can be like, see, this is what I said. Not what you said. I said, I said this and you said, I said this, but I didn't say that. I said this. He's now said that he's only going to do interviews that are live or that are,

he's going to himself fully record all of them so people can't. So nobody can cut and paste his words and lie and take him out of context. We don't need to get out of context. We, this is episode like 40 of this show. All we do is take him in context and he's awful. Yeah. Alex, you don't want people taking you in context. You kind of don't want people actually listening to you.

Right. Right. And that's going to be a big problem for him because people aren't going to go away now. No, now they're listening. And now that he's got one, oh yeah, he's getting, he's going to be hit. And he's humbled in court. Uh, he's trying to argue that he's not, uh, and it's just going to roll down

hill from here. It's going to be a disaster. But, uh, here we go. Let's get to the little bit of abuse here. So, so you're not even real media, you see, it's the process of groveling to the corporate systems to sit there and try to get them to give you some funding that if you're a good little deceptive person, they'll somehow, you know, give you more jobs or more money.

So that's all this really is. Any, I mean, any real questions? That's a dick, dick kind of thing. Real questions. Wait, that was a very legitimate question. Any real questions? Oh, oh yeah. The original question was very, well, and also that one was a very legitimate question

too. Yeah. I think, I think he genuinely does not know if they are real or not. No. So perhaps he is asking, are any of you, uh, not projections of my brain right now? Again, he lives in a world that's very close to solipsism. Yeah, very close to, uh, yeah.

I will take a question from the unicorn man in the back. Are you okay, Mara? Alex, there, there is no unicorn man. There are always unicorn men. Um, so here we go. Alex did the wrong thing there by opening up the floor to questions because now people start asking him some questions and he's not good, goes well. It's not good at answering questions.

He goes, he responds to them and he, you know, he's very expressive and he makes sure that they feel welcome and we have, uh, five questions. Four, if you consider that one of them is asked twice cause he doesn't answer it. Okay. So here we go. This first one, if you can't hear it, I'll just tell you what the question the reporter asks is, uh, what do you tell your kids? Absolutely.

That's a great question. What do I say to my children who I never in three years brought into this, who I never made public, I never called the media to come here. I was never involved in any of those other people that called the little vampires in, you know, to be all part of this and the attempt, you know, to sit there and, you know, point your finger and go, there's the bad man. There's the bad man. Let's shut him down.

Let's, let's put words in his mouth. I mean, my children know that the corporate media lies and they go to school and they hear about this and they know the truth and they say, why does the media say that? Why does the media say this? And I explained, they're not the media. They're the people that with the corporate globalist helped hijack this country and they're being torn out of control now.

They're being removed like a tick off a dog's rear end, being torn off this country and they realize it is parasites as little followers as, as conformist, posing as trendies that their time is short. I would argue that that's bad parenting. So, so what do you tell your kids? And he tells them that the corporate media lies. Yes. And they're like, no, what about, like, do we get to see you more often?

He's like, they're all little vampires globalists. No, I like, are you still going to pick us up from school or anything? Like the media is lying to you. You know the truth. Yeah. 53% off bones, bone broth. Now drink your bone broth and go the fuck to bed. Like that, that legitimately, I mean, you hit the nail right on the head.

The question is, what do you tell them about the current situation that you're in and what's going to happen to them with having to move to their mom's house and shit like that. And he's like, obviously this question is about globalists. Well, yeah, I tell them that I'm totally right. Of course. Of course I tell them I'm totally right. And there's everyone's out to get me.

Of course. Yeah, because that's the truth. Alex, have you ever told your kids that you are not totally right? Hey, listen up. I want to tell you guys about Hamid. So, so are we going to live with mom now? Ah, boy, you know, this yogurt maker thinks he's a fucking asshole kind of guy's piece of shit.

Fill your hand, Hamid. So like, again, you have to have supervision when you see us. Are you going to bring your mom or I always tell my kids to fill their hand. You're going to take a bath or it's time to fill your hand. Dad, are you even talking to us anymore? Who are you? So in this next clip, I realized I subconsciously there got off on a Hamdi ulekaya rant, or at least he came into my sphere in my mind.

And that is because the next question is about the Chobani lawsuit. Do you anticipate more lawsuits coming at you after the Chobani situation? Well, I've talked to four lawyers about the Chobani lawsuit. They say it's totally frivolous, an absolute complete PR stunt. And I was on the phone with my DC lawyers and my Idaho lawyers today, and we were thinking about a aggressive corporate strategy to actually go after the New York Federal Reserve that he's a board member of and our lunch program that he's part of his and these other low.

What? No, he's not part of those things. I think your lawyers, I think he is, are going after things that aren't real. I think he is involved with like some school lunch stuff. I think I think he does have some slight contract with that. But no, he's not on the New York Federal Reserve. No, we've already covered that. So what, what, I don't, I don't think he's talked to lawyers.

I think he's making that up. I think that he's just being blustery. I don't really, I, because I can't imagine a lawyer talking to them about it and them being like, Oh yeah. Yeah, let's not look into whether this is true or not. Let's just, let's just act like it is. Yeah. No lawyer would do that because they'd get disbarred.

Let's, let's not say no lawyer would do that. Sure. Let's, let's say if you're a friend of Alex Jones and you're also a lawyer, like say some other right wing propagandists, you might be giving him bad advice because you also don't believe in reality. Mike Cernovich is a lawyer. So it's possible that the two of them have had conversations and that's what he's saying.

I've talked to my lawyers and it's a solid case. He's probably just talked to Cernovich. Yeah, which, how can you be a lawyer? Although, although that is a really good question. So how can you be a lawyer? No, it's not a great question. That's not a great question. You're right.

Um, well, actually the answer to that is globalists, but I know, like when you, when you see the lawyers in court defending the, the, uh, the travel ban and all of that stuff that's so blatantly unconstitutional, you don't have to have a law degree. You have to be able to read to tell that you shouldn't be doing that. Right. So those lawyers are doing it just for the money. They're getting paid to do it.

So they're going to give it their best go. So if you're Alex Jones's lawyer, you are not going to tell him, Hey, this is bad for you because then he is going to fire you. That's a good point. And so what you're going to tell him is whatever it is he needs to hear. So he will continue writing those checks for you. And he at this point is almost a dream client. Oh, absolutely.

You're going to get so much work, so much billings, hours and hours of it. I can't imagine. Like, yeah, you're, and then you don't even have to tell. You don't even have to give him advice because he's not going to listen to it. Anyways, no, he's just going to talk. Yeah. And the strategy would just be, okay, if we, if we do go to court about this, you don't say shit, Alex, shut your mouth.

That is again, going to get that lawyer fired. Right. And, but Alex Jones talking in the court is going to lose them the case. Yes. Cause he's going to spin this crazy yarn that is not true at all. He's going to reference Breitbart articles and then we're going to take down the fed. Yeah. What the fuck?

Isn't that going to be a delight? Yeah. And that is why court TV should exist. Like we shouldn't get rid of it. Oh, God, if, if this case happens, I might take a week off work. I have to watch. Try and get press, try and get press credentials to get to the trial. The best.

That would be amazing. We could go broadcast live. I don't think they would allow us to do that. Well, not in the courtroom. But I mean, that would be great if we're, if we're courtside reporters, like in a basketball game, doing play by play, just you and me doing play by play. Oh, Alex took a harsh fall on that one. Did not answer the question.

All right. So we're back to this. He's going to, he has more to say, but we had to cut in there cause, you know, cause that was ludicrous. Alex is stupid. Ones and deals he's got going that are monopolistic. My lawyers also dealt with some of the suits that were on the Boston Herald when they found the Saudi money going to little group that got shut down.

And then everything got paid back. So yeah, I've got those lawyers right now. They're all handling that. So we're looking at counter lawsuits because we reported on news about the reported sexual assault who the media said didn't have, but they've now pled guilty for them. They argue, well, let's not connect to the yogurt maker. No, just the owner who pushes for refugees to be brought in with George

Soros and George Soros is found in law firm that's suing me. So technically, I'm not saying the owner of it himself. So do you still want custody of your children? Unvetted. So we covered other people's reports and then they said they're going to play games a little factually parts of it. So we're very, very confident with that. And what happens is when we get attacked, the list or ship and support just goes

up exponentially. So attacks go up to here, support goes up to there. And then attacks go up to here, support goes up to those trees. And then support goes up and it just goes up and up and up. It's like a, yeah, we get how an infinite cycle. That's what's happening is people get it. They understand it's a war. They understand it's a fight.

They understand what's going on with the corporate media. And they absolutely love it. So we have a democratic strategy. Everybody loves it's going on right now. Very few people are bummed out. You know, his kids are a lot of really serious issues. So we're looking forward to discovery on Shabbani and we're looking really, really forward to looking into Turkey, the Kurds and the funding of the operation.

That makes sense. Sources on that. Perfect. That's yep, yep, yep. We're looking forward into learning about Shabbani. We're going to sue the Kurds. So naturally that follows that we're also going to defeat Turkey. Do you think that he's upset about the Kurds because of like, you know,

the pasteurization process of cheese Kurds? That sort of, is that like, that could be it. Is you think that, well, do you know what's, do you know what's in, uh, Kurds? What's that? Uh, globalists. Globalism. Yeah. Uh, but I mean, uh, Hamdi Ulaqai has given a lot of money to the, um, the,

the Kurds and Kurdistan. Yeah. Because of all of the, cause all of that, they're murder. Right. And that's, I think what Alex is, is drawing a lot too. I will say it's actually kind of smart of him to like do a counter suit. Because as I said, if he's going in for this defamation lawsuit, he can't introduce all this crazy shit.

It's outside the scope of the totally relevant. So he has to pull out his counter suit in order to muddy, muddy that down with. Yep. Hey guys, Turkey. Soros. Yeah. All this shit. Yeah.

Absolutely. He could introduce that in a different case, but not in the, the one that's being brought against him. So that's, like I said, it's cunning. Yes. It's not smart. It's cause he's going to lose that case too. Oh, of course.

But if he gets that, doesn't his lawyer get to charge him extra money? Absolutely. Oh yeah. Uh, so the next question in this cell, how bad do you want to be? Alex Jones is a lawyer right now. Oh, so you don't even have to work because you already know the case is over. Like you write up, like you write up a bad book report. Basically.

And then you're like, Hey, you judge your honor, Alex over here is watch out for Turkey. And, but you know what? If you are that lawyer, fuck it, let Alex on the stand. You know, if you are that checked out, you're like, who cares? Cause that's all Alex really wants to do. Now that Alex wants to be on the stand all the time now, it's gotta be excited. He has, he has got his, like Mr. Smith goes to Washington boner all up in arms.

He's been preparing for it for like 20 years. Basically. I think we're like it, it, he's so slippery that making predictions about him is very difficult, but it feels like we've entered the third act of this play. Okay. Like it really feels like this. What we, when we started this podcast in January, just four months ago, that was just four months ago.

It didn't, it's Trump's still president. Unfortunately, it, but when we started it, it was like, well, he's a hateful dude. And we're just going to document him and make fun of him. Yeah. We got it right on the ground floor of this insanity. We accidentally are documenting his decline. Yeah. Like this, this is what this podcast is going to turn into is just like this fucking

guy is, is he's done. He's ruining his own career. I would compare this to, uh, uh, let's go with, let's go with Hamlet. Okay. Now I assume I haven't finished the play yet. Okay. Does it end well? I think, I think it ends.

Okay. Does Hamlet like just win, like he becomes king and everybody's like, whoa, check out this Hamlet guy. And he's beloved and there's a deus ex machina. Right. Right. Right. It's like either that or it's the prequel to beauty and the beast.

Right. That's what we're dealing with. We're dealing with one with one or the other Hamlet turns into Gaston. Oh, that's rough. Yeah. That's a, that's a, that's a step down. It's got a good job. Anyway, like he is, and at this point it's just like, I understand that the

question was about Chabani and what have you, but he could have just said, yeah, we're, we're, we're working on that. But, you know, what, what we're here to talk about today is my, you know, children, but that's the opposite. What we're here to talk about today, what Alex Jones is here to talk about today is any, any possible subject that he's not the, he lost this trial. And, um, he has to claim that he didn't. Yeah.

Basically. Exactly. Anyway, this next question. So I, I wouldn't be shocked if somehow he tries to make it so that in the Chobani lawsuit, they also have to give him custody of his kids back. Well, he was saying that they're trying to take my kids away. Right. Globalists aren't doing that.

That's not globalists. Yeah. It's the Jews, a single Jew who happens to be his ex-wife. Stormfront, really full of a lot of really intelligent, uh, critiques. Oh, I hate that place. Anyway, uh, this next question is back. Hope you die, guys. But it's back on topic a little bit.

This is a question that comes in and they're trying to ask him what the status of the custody is. Like, what is the situation between like, uh, you going to get to have the kids on weekends or, you know, what's the deal? Right. And, uh, you'll see how well he sticks to the topic. Regarding, technically, we already had joint custody. So what was the exact, my, what was the exact decision of the judge, Alex?

The exact decision of the judge. Technically, we already had joint custody. No, that I'm not, but no, I'm asking a different question. It's also not true. What's the exact, right, right? He's, he's not answering the question. Okay. Ex-wife had sought soul and supervised visits.

Okay. Uh, so that was in the original filing. And so because that happened, I was always just trying to get a joint. So the courts, when we had a divorce in 2005, said we had joint, but then the courts came in and said, uh, some of the issues and the fact that she went off to a treatment center, uh, in Arizona, which, you know, came into the trial. It seemed a matter of the news, never reported it. Uh, and other stuff I want to get into.

I would argue that's a real. He was gone for five weeks. And then it just turns into this whole fantasy land with mainstream media. Uh, and so the courts and the judges and the social workers and the guardian items that she'd triggered, that she brought in on me. I just said, sure, I don't have to hide, you know, test my blood, you know, whatever, everything there. Yeah, you're great.

Come watch me in my house. Wow, you're a really great guy. Well, we don't like how you were on the air, but you're really a cool guy. Fourteen different PhDs, experts, psychiatrists, all of them said, man, doing home studies, you name it, you're a really great guy. Except for the one who calls you a narcissist, narcissistic personality disorder. Get a relationship back saying, here, let's be 50, 50 kids need their mother and then there's a news stories that I am alienating children, total

complete lie, none of the truth. So he didn't answer the question at all. He just ranted about what he perceived the past situation since their divorce, which he said was in 2005. And I think that he met 2015. Yeah, but let's not, let's not quibble with him on that. Right, right, right. His, his understanding of time is suspect at best.

Well, because if that was the case, then like he would have had to have those other kids with her after they were divorced or some shit, you know, like, as a slip of the tongue. Yeah, that's fair. But or he's a time traveler, but as we've already documented, he is not willing to give the benefit of the doubt to, let's say Maxine Waters or Nancy Pelosi when they have a slip of the tongue. Right.

So it's only fair that we're like, Hey, Alex, you fucking think you got divorced in 2005? What a fucking idiot. What planet is he living on? It's the exact same thing he would do to these, these female politicians. And that is something that I don't think he would be able to answer the question. No, he would definitely dance around a bunch. What planet do you live on, Alex?

Well, you know, the mainstream media reports that this planet is flat and I've never said that. I know they've been, they've been lying about this. The word global suggests that there is a ground circle, right? Certainly. That's how that works. And so the planet that I live on, I mean, we can go through the entire solar system like we got the sun, right?

And then we got the first one and then we got Venus, which is a lady. I don't know if you ever met that. And, you know, you meet her and she was in, she was in Rome for a while. And then, and then we got the third one and then we live on one of them. So I live on that one. Some people call it Earth. I prefer to call it Gaia. So you might have noticed that he didn't answer that question.

No, he didn't. So thankfully the reporter who's there gives a little rebuttal and wants to try give another shot. Give it another go. Yeah. So that's, that's our next entry in this Q&A session. Where are we at here? Is it joint or do you have total custody or?

No, no, I had total custody, but it was under joint. It's all you know, I'm not a lawyer. We had joint, but I was the main conservator. Yes. And then now she's joint with where their main house is listed, but it's all up to the judge who, by the way, is one of the most thorough judges I've ever seen. Amazing how she keeps everything. I mean, I would say she's perfect, but I was pretty amazed by how she had a lot

of fair rulings. That's cool. Meaning she kept out a lot of the horrible shit that he said on Info Wars that otherwise would have gotten him barred from seeing his kids ever again. And perhaps barred from seeing any of us ever again. I think that the judge was correct in this, but what he is referring to is that she refused to let anything play that had any political content because she didn't want to bias the jury against them.

Of course. So there was a video or for him. Right. Right. Two. Yeah, absolutely. There was, I mean, we are still in Texas. That's true, but it's liberal Austin.

Right. Occupied Texas. There was a video that the ex-wife tried to enter into evidence and it was a video of him and his son throwing darts at Hillary Clinton's face on a dart board. Yes. And she was trying to demonstrate that this is like bad parenting. And I tend to agree with that, but she didn't allow that video to be played because if someone was a Hillary supporter, it would unfavorably bias them

against it. And if you were anti-Hillary, it would bias you in favor of it. Right. So I think that's right. But that's what he's saying. Yeah. Also, like a lot of these other videos where he's drunk and shit like that, they didn't, she didn't let them play really, or at least not the extent of

them that we might think is relevant. Right. So sure, that's what he's trying to say. But again, not answering the question. You're going to not answer it for another minute. Basically, until she rules in the next few months on what this jury did, she is still exactly like the custodial parent. So all this is, is the jury told folks they wish it was like a third or fourth

choice. They just wanted to give moms some more time. I totally get that she's reasonable. They wish there was a third or fourth choice put in by the social workers and the PhDs that she called in. Yeah, we want to Pat Robertson to have a custody. And then the reason they were like 34 of them is she would get rid of each group of them because they wouldn't say what she wanted.

And then she would get a new group. They go, okay, here's a new gripper. I don't like this judge. You guys would say, okay, I'm stepping down. New judge. Next judge will look at the information, do the exact same thing. That's not how judges look over and over again. The same story.

And look, I care about my ex-wife, uh, you know, mental illness is a very, very serious thing when it's, you know, the type of situations she's been diagnosed with. And look, none of us are perfect. And I'm sure, you know, the bottom line is it's about my children. It's not about what I say or what I say or how they edit what I stand for. It's like I saw Stephen Colbert like two months ago, play this clip off YouTube. Tiny little clip.

They had it shrunk down. I can probably recite what he's about to say verbatim. Okay. Uh, it was a clip of me, uh, and you know, it had me saying, I'm anti-gay and they took out the knot. I'm not anti-gay. Hey, they're probably going to cut me out saying this here. He says that every single time that this Colbert thing was brought up, he hits

the, I'm not anti-gay. They cut out, not it says, I'm anti-gay. And then he sort of gets a retrospective, introspective, whatever. And he says, they're going to cut out me saying, I'm anti-gay. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to do it again. It's just a bit.

It's a bit of his, it's like Adam Corolla ranting about, uh, the left turn signals. Right. Like that. So yeah, I mean, come on. You're just doing, you're doing bad material here, Alex. Poor bastard. And no one cares. He's got to write a new five.

Also, that doesn't answer anything. He answered at the beginning. Right. He answered, but he's lying. Right. The guy is, he keeps asking, so she's the main conservator. Yes. Basically, technically, uh, the judge is going to say some shit.

Yeah. So he's doing everything to deny the ruling. Right. Now here's my, here's my question. And maybe this is, maybe this is beyond, uh, what we have any access to. Hmm. He's acting like this is a loss. No.

Um, not really. I mean, in his way, where, and he's doing everything possible to avoid talking about it. Oh, I get it. I get what you mean. He's acting like it's a loss because he's acting like it's not a lot. Exactly. And in Alex Jones world, that usually means the inverse of reality.

Right. Um, like he's probably going to come out and say it's great. The Trump said he's a globalist. Yeah. It's where we live in. It's opposite day every day for him. Yeah. Yeah.

Does he, but is this actually a loss for him? No, probably not. Like, does he actually, like, I don't want to, I think it's a big win. I don't want to seem like I, uh, understand somebody with narcissistic personality disorder, but I don't think he actually cares. It doesn't seem like it from his words here. Right. And that could be partially like he might be in denial.

It's possible that he really does care, but he really actually believes that the, the verdict wasn't against him or something like that. 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:18,880 Right. Right. Right. He could believe that that could possibly justify all this based on what we know of him and the exploration we've done over, uh, the last months.

I think it's far more likely that his affect is being really flat about the kids and him skipping off into anti globalist topics all the way through this video. Uh-huh. It indicates to me that you're right. I don't think he cares that much. And now he's going to save money on nannies. Right. He's going to have a narrative that they took my children away.

Right. And he has way less responsibilities. Other, other possibility. Um, maybe only now that he can't see his kids whenever he wants to, will he actually care about it? You don't know what you got till it's not because he, not because of his, that's going to be his bumper music. I bet.

I bet it is that would not surprise me at all or tears in heaven or something like that. Anyway, sorry. No, now that, now that he can't see his kids, um, now it seems like is the time where he would fight even harder to get them. I think he would fight even harder in the court of public opinion, but I don't think he would fight in court because again, as we discussed earlier, he can't win in court generally. Right.

You can only win in propaganda. So he'll act like he's really trying hard to get his kids back. I'm fighting cause I love my family. Right. All this stuff went in reality. He's not doing shit. But again, if you're his lawyer, God damn it, God damn it. If you don't tell him, no, I think we can keep this going.

Oh yeah, let's appeal. Let's appeal. Let's get this one. Gorsuch is on the Supreme court. Let's take it all the way. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

Can you take a custody case to the Supreme court? Set precedent that if you're a propagandist, if you're kids, if you're Alex Jones, it's fine. So there's one more question in this block of Q and a, uh, and this person is trying to ask how often he will get his kids. Very good question. It's very relevant to the matter at hand. Yeah.

That's a good question. You get kids, how often, how does that fall down? That's up to the judge. But the kids reside with the mother at this point. No, no, no, they're with me. They're with you. Yes. Okay.

Except for the judge. That's the thing. No, I don't have a month, probably. But the point is, is that this judge, that's all the term by the judge. So for now, until that decision happens, you have the kids and that's it. Well, she sees them a couple of times a week and overnights and all that. Does she? It's up to the judge.

I feel like she's got it all at work and out. Uh, it's, it's, you know, it's, I mean, I'm, it's just divorced stuff. And, you know, people sit there and make fun of what I cover and what I do and say, Oh, Alex Jones, I mean, let's, there's really viewers, this is outlier than everything I do gets covered because they know the truth. We have up to 80 million viewers a week, always about 45 million. Nope. That's big.

That's double the size of Rush Limbaugh. That's bigger than most Fox News shows throughout a whole week. What does this have to do with your kids? That's why there's so many attacks. That's why there's so many misrepresentations. I guess that's why that's what the meeting is, but it's a complex, it's a complex issue and I would just, you know, ask folks to just wait and see what the ruling of the judge, it's a complex issue.

So you know, you're going to get down into it. You're going to get into the nitty, gretel, nitty, gritty details of the whole thing. He's a long, he's a long, you know, just regulating stuff like that. And I get people are scared of Donald Trump. What? It's like fun to then kind of pick some low hanging fruit like myself and kind of make that the pinata. You know, low hanging fruit with 45 million listeners, low hanging fruit.

I'm critical of both political parties. That's really another manufactured mainstream media thing that we're, I'm very happy about Trump on some issues. Like trying to get our jobs back to America. I think it's terrible that Trump is talking about indicting Assange, who he said, if you got more stuff, give it to me. You know, Trump said, if you've got more WikiLeaks, give it to me. WikiLeaks.

I mean, that's totally wrong. And I'm critical of that for weeks. Media won't pick up on that. Also, he didn't say that to Assange. He said that to Russia. Yeah. Donald Trump in live TV asked Russia to provide those emails, not Julie and Assange, which means that either Alex is stupid and doesn't know the difference.

Or because he's friends with Roger Stone, he does know that WikiLeaks is a front for Russia. Yeah. So it's one of those two things, either you're stupid or you have access to information that we all very clearly suspect. Yeah. And you, you just, that is all but 100% proven at this point. Uh, and you, you just let slip on, uh, in this, I think he did, I think that

it's possible he was, that was a slip saying Julie and Assange instead of Russia when he's talking about Trump asking for the emails. Um, yeah. Well, he got, well, I mean, all of this is nonsensical and magical thinking. So who, who knows what is, or is not a slip or what is, or is not something that he believes who knows what nonsense lies in the throats of men. I don't know. That was very poetic.

Thank you. So this next, Shakespeare, this next clip is real poetic as well. Alex Jones declares himself a libertarian. Good. And then things go south. That's not good. You're going to see what he brings up as sort of evidence of his libertarian credentials.

Right. And you're going to love it. And that would be his custody of the, oh, no, we're gone. Nope. That's not has nothing to do with this. All right. You are not a Republican, not a Democrat. I'm a libertarian.

Let's take human animal chimeras. Yes. They have jokes all over TV saying Jones thinks they're crossing humans with pigs and cows. Well, 20 years ago, they were crossing humans and animals and growing them in utero for body parts. That's mainstream, you know, scientific journals. That's what Nirvana's album was about.

Everybody knows this. Human animal chimeras. This is reported in the white paper. But still, people are preconditioned to make a joke that it doesn't exist. Like Harvard saying fluoride lowers your IQ after just two years on 1.6 parts per million, uh, by, by at least 10 points, 12 points, 15 points, a hundred points, a million points, a thousand points, funny, because people are followers and it makes them feel powerful, uh, to just laugh at stuff.

I mean, here, let's talk to this camera guy right here. Cause when I was talking about human animal chimeras, he was laughing. Do you not believe human animal chimeras exist? Couldn't say one way or another. Good to say one way or another. See, that's the smart thing. Like 1984. So you have the spider goats, all of it.

They'll probably go, oh, look, spider goats. Do you have any idea how dangerous all these human animal chimeras are? Do you have any idea of the super viruses and the mutations that it's creating that are cancer's way up allergies are way up? This will affect your kids, man. This isn't funny. I've had top scientists thought about this. I mean, 20 years ago, they had Reese's monkeys you could buy in Hong Kong.

You know, bazaars that glow in the dark that are part jellyfish. Think that's funny. They have horrible lives. It's incredibly painful for them. Colbert will probably play that because monkeys into medical experiments is funny. It's funny that I'm upset about that. It's funny.

It's something good to laugh at. It's fun to be ignorant and just be a trendy. It's fun to laugh at our shows. It's fun. It is very fun. It's fun. Dude, you've got to prove these things like you can't. It just doesn't work to just say.

I mean, look, now you spider goats is a real thing. Yeah, they do have that like spider silk, whatever that is introduced genetically in coats to create. Well, and they have they have combined jellyfish DNA. To get glowing shit or glowing tobacco. Yeah, there's those tobacco plants that can glow and stuff like that. It's it's pretty interesting in a lot of ways. But when you're trying to bridge that into fish people who have

terrified human faces and stuff like that, you got to do your work. You got to prove it. You can't just have an unnamed source. Top scientists that told you about this. It's not that doesn't fly. That's why people make fun of you because this shit is not real. And you're a clown. And why are you talking about this?

Why? Why are we talking about Chimeras right now? Because he's a libertarian. Oh, well, then yeah, I retract my question. Doesn't that track? Well, perfect. Perfectly makes sense. I'm a libertarian.

I'm a libertarian. Take human animal hybrids. I didn't cut anything out that like makes that make sense. It's just I'm a libertarian. Oh, that reminds me. I meant to talk about Chimeras. I'm starting to realize that's the updated cat skills. Take my fish people, please.

I'm starting to realize that I think he probably talks about Chimeras way more than I realized. He's talking about Chimeras an awful lot. Well, we got that clip from February 1st, 2016. We got this. He's talking about Chimeras many times. Yeah. So why is he so concerned about Chimeras?

Well, there is one actually. They're not Americana. No, but there's one interesting thing that I kind of think. I mean, I don't I don't believe that what he's saying is happening. But if it were happening, one thing that is like what he brings up is the idea of different diseases being introduced through that. Like we could get like animal diseases that we could then become susceptible to. Or we could just create diseases out of whole cloth.

I'm not even sure if that's possible, but be that as it may. The idea that like we could suffer some medical loss because of it. All right, I'm listening to that. You got to prove that it's going on first. Yeah, but you know, that seems like an endlessly complicated thing when we already have weaponized smallpox. That's a fair point. Like why? Why about the hey, we need to get Chimeras so we can get diseases.

Couldn't you just recognize regular disease? Well, let me be clear. I think that that do you think it's going to be accidental? Like man shouldn't play God diseases that he's talking about. Yes, that's that's I think more. It's not like trying to develop diseases. Right. But yeah, you're right. There's way more things we need to be worried about.

Yeah. Yeah. Not even if Chimeras are real, which that'd be kind of cool. I'm in on it. I'm all in on science. Like I don't give a shit. Sure. Let's find out. Yeah. Like they were. Oh, what's the ethics of cloning? Fuck it. Let's clone shit. I don't know. We'll figure it out later. I don't give a shit.

Yeah, you can't really know if something's really wrong until you do. Yeah, exactly. Look, I know we shouldn't test cosmetics on animals. Sure. Because that's a bummer. Very much so. I saw a movie about it one time. Yep. That makes sense. Sure.

But I've never seen a human animal hybrid before. How do I know it's bad? You haven't seen documentaries? Why don't we test cosmetics on them? Why not? They don't have rights. Exactly. You know what? Here's the thing. As you were going off on that,

I started to realize what it is that makes Alex Jones very awful in court. And then it's because there's a burden of proof and he can't prove things. So like in the case of this fish people with terrified human faces, if you were to try and make that claim in court, he can't prove it. So he's fucked. Yeah. On the street. He doesn't need to prove it. He just needs to assert things.

I hate him. Anyway, it's a very matter of fact. In this next clip, first of all, they get told they need to move. I cut that part out because it's they get told they need to move. It's just them milling around and it goes on for like two minutes. It's just some just some dude, just some like Baylor walks out and he's like, hey, come on, guys. Well, he's not even that.

He's just like, hey, we need to get a 1940 stickball game that needs to be played out here on the street. He's like, we just need to have room so people can get through. That's all just don't like we're not trying to kick you out. Just make room. And so they they shuffle about. And then Alex, as they come back, as they reconvene, Alex gets his lawyer to come over and say a few.

Oh, fuck, yes. Which is not advised. Randall will have my great lawyer's name for the family law book here in Texas. They've never seen a trial like this is 30 something years. Randy, get over here and talk to the folks about, you know, the whole state of the union right now. I want to also give the state of the union, the family union. Oh, I want to give a little bit of also a warning

Randall Wilhite has awful mic technique. So this is very low. It's very low. I might have to boost the audio. Absolutely. So, so what I what I heard him give was a boilerplate lawyer response of like, we're going to continue to fight for his kids. We're fighting for the kids. I mean, we're going to do the things.

Keep on keeping on. It's a we're going to give a very general broad results. And I think Alex has said it all already. Yeah. And that was that was that slipped out of the back of his mind. Like, I think Alex is a two fucking much already. But he said it all. Yeah. Then he goes on to say a little bit more.

And I think I think this is one of the first indications that this dude might not be a very great lawyer. And Texas is the only state that has juries for family law. This is the only state in the United States. As far as I know, and I think I got it, that allowed juries to decide issues to the child. Did you catch that? Yes.

He said that Texas is the only state as far as I know. Yeah. You should know. Seems pretty important. His specialty is family law. Although all he does is practice family law in Texas. But who cares? You should know the state of the union, as it were.

He should. He should also really know more about this because he is not going to be in demand in Texas for a while. I mean, this is bad for you. Yeah. This is maybe that's why he doesn't want to say much. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be a part of that at all. Don't put my business on the street, Alex.

I just lost your fucking case. Shit. So I am still charging you by the word now. I am not charging you by the hour. It is by the word. So this next part, we're going to get into another chunk of Q and A. He loses control again. And one of the people asks, how are his kids doing?

Oh, that's a bad question. It's a great question, theoretically. Right. Well, we're living in this world. So I already, I can already guess that this is not going to go great. Well, we'll see if he actually even answers. Or if he's going to end up talking about the destruction of the United States. My children are doing pretty good.

They're just reading the newspaper and they say, that's not true, dad. Or you didn't do that, dad. And, you know, there was so much going on in this trial where the media would sit there and either get wrong. It was being said or be an evidentiary meeting or something would be thrown out. There was a lot of stuff where there wasn't supposed to be evidence that came in and then magically it's still played and then it was edited. It was just, you know, but that's what happens when you're changing the world.

That's what happens when the old decaying system is upset by people who don't have all the answers, but just aren't going along with it anymore. And so, you know, that happened when our country was founded. Yes. We all remember when John Quincy Adams had his kids taken away around the founding of the United States. Oh, absolutely. Look, when you're trying to change the world, they take your kids away.

Right. Absolutely. That's what happened to Martin Luther King, Jr. That's what happened to Malcolm X. Yeah. You know, that's why they call them the, uh, the founding alienated fathers. Yeah, exactly. The, the founding fathers who have, like, uh,

the founding, supervised custody. Yeah. Exactly. That's such an absurd statement. That's so like, yep, that's what happens when you try and be cool. When you try and change the world, people are going to take your kids. Right. Not at all your own actions to blame for this.

Definitely not. In places like North Korea and Venezuela, they don't have change. They live in stagnant control. Everybody follows orders. Everybody gets people to come here and bitch and complain about the little bit of freedom that's left and complain about the American system of free market. Uh, and that, of course, is until that system collapses and then, you know, we realize that, uh, we wish we wouldn't have killed America.

Uh, but the globalists want to kill competition. They want to consolidate control. Yep. And so again, I'm just here to tell everybody that info wars is growing. We're expanding and I want to thank all the listeners here for their prayers. I just wanted to come over here and have a little press conference for you guys and clarify where everything is, where everything stands and just realize that much of, much of what is they would keep saying in the, in the, in the trial.

The lawyers would just say, he throws away the toys and he does this. There'd never be a witness on the stand saying I was ready to hear and he crucified Christ and he sunk the Lusitania and the Titanic and he shot Lincoln, you know, at the Ford theater and, uh, you know, Alex Jones, Rob Ford Knox. Yeah. But who shot George Washington? You know, Alex Jones did this. Alex Jones is that, but the great news is mainstream media is so discredited that

the more they, that is the great, the more listeners and it's great news. So it's, it's, you know, it's quite a paradigm, but in little, you know, nested areas of followers like here in Austin, Texas, uh, you know, it's pretty clear that the government worship, uh, let me do the government loving corporate worship system, you know, the fake liberal system still has, still has its tentacles, you know, growing and doing well. And so, you know, we hope to try to revive some of the people just like North Koreans are in a cult or people in Venezuela are in a cult, people in Cuba

are in a cult. You know, we're just here or you're listening. You know, they break out of the control paradigm they're in, but regardless, it doesn't matter. We're just glad to be trailblazers and be free. And we're just really, really glad that, uh, great that the American people are taking to wake up. So thanks for coming out tonight.

So kids on the web, however you guys distort this. He ends that with the saying, I look forward to hearing how you distort this. Yeah. But like the thing that's so fucked up is what could you possibly do to distort that? I don't know, play it in context. Yeah. I mean, that's terrible.

There's nothing, there's nothing there to distort. That's why I love that AP piece that came out that was just the unedited transcript of the interview with Trump. Perfect. Cause it's like, it's so much worse than them writing an article. Yeah. What else is there to say? It's terrifying.

Yeah. But he's, he's an idiot. I've got the best, best ratings since 9 11. He's an idiot. He has a moron with a clearly degenerative mental illness. Yeah. So I also, this thing is super awesome because Alex, as we go along, we just see these trends and these behaviors that he does and it, this is a adolescent

behavior is the, when he's like, you know, they said all this stuff and I'm surprised they didn't say that I killed the president and I, Rob Fort Knox. It's the exact same thing he did when he was like with the Chobani thing where he's like, all right, Muslims have never hurt anybody ever. They've never shot anybody. Yep. It's all you're doing is you know that the argument against you is bad and you can't engage with it.

So you just try and over blow it and pretend like that's what the person actually is saying. Right. And they're not and you're in trouble. Very much in trouble in trouble. So, uh, yeah, that, that is awesome. That guy walking by and we love you, Alex. Love you too, man.

I'm sorry. Might as well be whip them out Wednesday. Some shit. So, uh, we got a couple more clips left. Um, and we're going to have the introduction of a new character. Ooh, there is an rainbow snatch. No, this is not an intentional character. Okay.

There's here is. Go ahead. Here's my pitch for Alex's next character. All right. Has rainbow snatch or whatever face Millie Weaver has Millie Weaver dress up like his daughter and then live with him. That's not, I think he would be into that. I think he would be super into that would be like a matchstick man situation.

So, um, no, that's not the character. It is a drunk homeless man. Oh, fuck. Yes. So a drunk homeless man just wanders. Yep. Into the press conference. And wait, what?

Yep. And he successfully ask a question. He doesn't. He does become Alex Jones's hype man though. Yes. And Alex is so bad at keeping control of the situation that he's just like, haha. Yeah, this guy is so awesome.

It's so crazy. And, uh, I want to pull up this because he, they, the only coverage on info wars.com of this whole thing was an article about this homeless man, but it's not like an in depth article or anything like that. I'm, I'm, I gotta pull it up here because I want to, I want to quote it. Uh, appropriately. All right. So the headline is transient man trolls media attacking Alex Jones.

That is their take on that's their take on that. Yes. As if it's as if the homeless man is like, look, and you can see that's, that's the guy he's shirtless. Oh boy. Uh, appears to be probably a rough life. I would assume. Yeah.

And so their idea is that he saw the media there going like, oh, it's time for somebody to troll that false. I gotta step up from my man. Alex has no idea who homeless people listen to, uh, listen to you and for worse. That's just a true fact. The only connection that this guy and Alex Jones have is that I think he probably believes there are fish people.

That's my only, that's the only connection I think they could have anyway. I'm not sure if he gets the more we talk about it, the more I believe there are fish people though. So that doesn't really count. Um, I'm not sure if he comes in in this next clip or the one after it, but I wanted to introduce him, uh, as, uh, as a, as a, as a force, uh, in the, in the story, uh, this next clip is just about like a really, really, it's, he's just abusing the press some more and he's just telling them they suck

and that they're fake. You know, again, that was all out of context. And I was saying that wasn't a good thing. So they turned into that. I said that that's a good thing. That's all part of the deception. And I get it. You guys should try your hand being fiction writers and, and you know,

write pure fiction because the BS you're writing in the newspapers, you'd make a lot more money in fiction, you know, writing fiction stories. That's what I'm telling you. That's what the corporate media brands me as fake or as an actor. I never said that or never did that, but they placed a manical gains. If I do 90% serious news and 10% satire and comedy and we get it. I'm sitting around the show playing the part of a British. I understand.

Oh, I love the new world order. That doesn't mean I'm actually British. Lord, it doesn't mean I sold out now. And that's just playing some manical games with your audience. That's exactly what you're doing. But also I, I, I, this is fucking atrocious because he's made this exact statement 30 million odd times now. It's, I know, 10 times 15 times 20 times.

I know he said we weren't going to talk about it anymore, but I left it in here for a specific reason. Okay. Because it leads down a path that he doesn't want to go down. Okay. And the reporters start actually asking him some questions and it falls apart a little bit, but he, um, him introducing this idea of like, I use satire and I play characters and blah, blah, blah.

That, that thing is actually important here. And it's got to be sad to only have an audience of people who are in basically sleep trans like states in mainstream TV viewers are admittedly lower IQ, lower income, near trance state. And so I'm not talking to people at trance state. Nice little laughter, buddy. People that are awake. All right, guys, we appreciate you coming out.

I want to see the fiction, the fiction. You guys come up with how you twist this. So now this is the second time he's tried to end. Yeah, he's trying to bounce. He's trying to get out of here. And you'll see that this is not the last time he tries to end it. Very entertaining. All the big shows, all the big comedy shows, all the big nightly shows.

Love the comedy. Love the deception. Let's keep it going. Just keep reporting on how we're changing the world. You've got to report on us and distort the truth turned upside down. Even though you turn upside down, people know it's powerful because there's still the image of truth there, even though it's upside down. So we'll continue being like the people changing history.

We'll be the people that actually force the serious issues onto the table and we'll continue to get ridiculed as all trailblazers are. So we love you and someday you'll be out of your commas mainstream media. God bless you and thank you so much. So there you hear a female voice there right at the end, right? And that leads to this next question. But it is important to point out that he is just lumbasted. These people as being awful and hey, you know, you don't realize it,

but the only reason you hate us is because we're trailblazers, right? And you guys only have an audience of sleep. Dumb, dumb, dumb's. Yeah. I have an innovative. We're making history, blah, blah, blah. This next question, it speaks to the, the use of satire and in case it's not fully clear what the lady is asking is.

This is a serious situation. Like a lot of the stuff that you, you're, why are you using satire when things are so serious? Basically the satire, if it's such a serious matter, that's what I'm curious about. Well, when I talk about satire, I'm, I'm very obviously sad. You are mixed. They won't go.

All right. Whoo. One love. You know, my wife got you in bed with the goblins. I said, he'll say I'm serious. They don't say he's sitting for jokes. He'll say, Mike, hey, we're trying to catch Trump in bed with goblins. He'll be headlines.

Like Jones believes Trump is having, I saw headlines like Jones is obsessed with Trump having sex with goblins. No one wrote that headline, but what he's talking about is whenever he started putting Goldman Sachs people in, he was met. He tried to make the argument that like he needs goblin guides. Right. You know, he's like, if he's going to get through the goblin territory, right, he needs to use locals as it were.

But if I catch him, if I catch him fucking a goblin, then that's going to be a problem. Gotcha. And that's what his metaphor was. And no one wrote an article that thought that there were literal goblins. Nope. And yeah. So that's why people are laughing at him, trying to use that as an example.

And that guy asking him that question. Uh-huh. That's trolling. That was trolling. What Alex is doing is not trolling. Not trolling. That guy asking, did your wife catch you fucking a goblin trolling? That's a good bit.

That's trolling. That's a good little bit. It's like that old man yell, but it quit dirty making my man. Now we have introduced our new hero. This is the transient man who is also not trolling. You'll see where this goes. Ha ha. Dirty making.

Why do it if it's so serious? It's the subject matter is so serious. Charging into a goblin's nest. No, but why, why mix it with the satire of the party? That's dirty making people up. Kissing goblins, goblins vomit. Catching a bevel goblin. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Ha ha ha. You don't want to answer the serious question. Why, why mix, why mix the satire and the same reason Michael Bayer and Stuart Gaudaway with me is and. Really? So this is fully. Who is that dude?

There was another person in the crowd, but this is, this is fully off the rails now. Yeah, there is. This is just a group chat now. If you're watching the video, the homeless guy is just hanging out. And Alex is sort of like, uh, but this question is kind of stupid. I have to say. Yeah. This is a very dumb question.

Of course you do that just because it gets fucking boring really. Well, yeah. And the idea that satire can't be serious is not appropriate. Like, or at least it's a dumb question, but the question better formed a better formed version of the question is you're really bad at satire. So why are you doing that? That's not a question. No, no.

What he should have said is you're really bad at satire. If you're so bad at satire, why would you use it in such a serious situation? You're going to have people misunderstand you. Right. And all that sort of shit. That would be a better formed version of the question. It's not asked, but again, it is important because what it leads to. Yes.

Now here we go. Homeless guy still in play. Excellent. These people at the same time. Let's talk about that. I like to have fun. It's a callous humor. Exactly.

If five, 10% of the time I say, Hey, let's have a comedy piece and I dressed up like Gore from the old Star Trek episode. The meeting goes, look, he thinks he's a giant lizard and I go, I'm acting. And they go, Oh my God, you're an actor. You just see all your viewers. Everybody knows that's bull. That's having fun. I mean, Obama and Bush had like jokes at the White House.

He sure did. We're, we're, we're, they're serious all the other time. So I'm not allowed to joke when I'm joking. It's fake. All right. Just bump. Yeah, you are. We're out of here.

Hey. I love this. Yeah. This is not my favorite thing. It's worth it. Just like it took like half an hour of the press conference to get to this, but now we're here. Oh, now it's, now it's a fucking.

Oh, so yeah, every time you heard that, uh, sure did. Yeah, they do. Oh yeah. They joke. That's the homeless. Hey, you're allowed to joke. Yeah. Come on.

Oh, I'm sorry. The transient guy. I don't know if he has a home or not, but yeah, so he tries to end the press conference again there. And here is why that satire question was important because there's a follow-up that the person makes asking specific things like, was this satire? Oh, no, that is not where Alex wanted that to go. Nope.

Nope. Cause then he has to cop to believing this or not believing that neither answer is good. Nope. So the first one. So I'm going to go out on a limb and say he does not answer that at all. He should have just left, but he, what he should have said was nothing. The first one is regarding Alex Jones's claims that he's made in the past that Obama's children might not be his children.

Yes. That sort of thing. Here we go. Again, I'm looking forward to all your fiction. Obama's children were really his own. You know, you know, that was a joke. That was a joke. I was sitting there with Senator Mitchell on air and then, and then I mean, look.

Here's an example. Here's an example. Hello. Get on. Get to go back to who was the lady that was the, Joan Rivers. Joan Rivers jokes and says, everybody knows that Obama's wife's the tranny and a couple of weeks later she dies. You know that in that medical experience she was going through and then I said,

look, Joan Rivers said she's a tranny and then she's dead. The media then said, I said that Mrs. Obama was the exact, exactly. You worry that your readers took you seriously or your listeners took you seriously? It was clearly a joke. We were laughing about it. Let me explain again. This is a fact.

This is a fact. This is a fact. This is a fact. Yeah, what's that? What happened is... How about that? That's right. How about that?

It's going to be good. How about that? We got the new corporate character right here. How about that? You know the name of the character? How about that? No, but I just reported on what Joan Rivers said. The media then said that I said it.

I reported on Joan Rivers saying that Michelle Obama was a tranny. Everybody knows she's not a tranny. Everybody knows she's a Loch Ness monster. There you go. And that's a joke too. There's that language, Alex, that's stupid and bigoted. But also, I mean, disrespectful, let's say, instead of bigoted. But he's lying, 100%.

Easy. It's very easy to find clips of him reporting on Michelle Obama being secretly a man. We've gone over it in the past. We've played these clips on the show. That's true. He calls her Michael Obama sometimes. Yes. And I mean, if he wants to say it's joking, fine.

But that means that the way he jokes is by giving serious sounding news reports. And if that's his argument, that's worse than him just being like, we got that one wrong. It's way worse. Yeah. Because that opens up literally everything he's ever said is a joke. If you watch the coverage of the... God, now all I want is that transient gentleman to be right next to him during every info war show.

Yeah. That's your news story right there, Info Wars. Info Wars hires Hype Man. Done. Perfect. That would be amazing. If you guys want to hear a full breakdown of that where we play the clips and everything, it's on our February 24th episode of 2017.

We played the clips of him absolutely not joking about Michelle Obama. You're busted on that one, Alex. And it's pretty whack. Somebody's at the door. We want to pretend I'm not here. You're not there? I'm going to hide in the closet. God damn it.

All right. Who's there? You're busted. Oh, no. I like to add a little more depth to the scene. No, no, no. I like it. I was trying to...

Yes, Andrew. So at the end of that last clip, there was another voice that chimed in that was like, was Sandy Hook satire? Yeah. There it is. There's the big question. And now that question is going to be asked again. And Alex is going to lie about what he did with Sandy Hook again.

That's a job too. You know what? You seriously believe Sandy Hook is a false flag stuff? I think we should investigate everything because the government staged so much stuff. Then they lie and say that I said the whole thing was totally fake when I was playing devil's advocate in a debate. I said maybe the whole thing's real. Maybe the whole thing's fake.

They were using blue screens out there. This is joking serious. Why won't the media? I know that's the anointed thing. Your editor's telling you to go out and like, well, that's what the media costs. They asked about Sandy Hook. They asked about Sandy Hook. They said yes, government staged things.

So it's not bad to question them. Anyways, you guys have fun. Thank you. Apology on the air. Apology on what? I don't know. You made an apology about what Sandy Hook did. Spider girl.

It wasn't that. It wasn't that. You don't remember? No, I don't. Sorry. No, I clarified on the pizza cake thing because I didn't create that and the media was saying I'm the creator of it. So then I clarified what was going on and I said, I'm sorry.

It doesn't hurt anybody because I actually try to have credibility. That's what happened there. I gotta go. Get the fuck out of the way. That's complete bullshit. You're lying. Alex, you're lying about what you said about Sandy Hook. You were not playing devil's advocate.

You literally said that there were no children killed. It was all actors. False flag. Completely synthetic event. So fuck you. You can listen to our entire episode about that. Yeah. We did spend quite a bit of time on it.

Yep. So that one is completely that Swiss cheese right there. And then you're even lying further about what you did in the, in the situation with pizza gate. I mean, you lie and say that you didn't claim that there was sex abuse going on at Comet Ping Pong, which there are videos that you deleted from the internet, but people still have. So the internet turns out it's really hard to scrub something from it.

Yeah. So you're lying about that. And then you're even lying about what your apology was. You're a coward who's trying to dodge a lawsuit. Fuck you. It's, uh, it's pretty sad. Like this is actually very, very sad. If it weren't for the, if it weren't for the transient gentleman wandering in and bringing

joy into my life and yours, this would be a bummer. It would also be a massive bummer if he didn't deserve it. Right. Like if he was a decent person, that would be horrifying. This is pathetic though. This is just really, this is just him struggling so hard to get out of all of these traps that he's locked himself into. Yeah.

And he's just, I mean, I, the worst part is he's probably going to get away with this shit. Some of it. I mean, other than, other than when Chabani really murders his ass. Yeah. But I mean, if the, you know, Chabani can get like what $10 million from or something like that. Oh God, I want them to get so much money from him.

I don't know what, I don't know what the situation is. Yeah. I mean, he is going to get away with it in the sense that he's not done anything that's specifically like a felony or anything like that. Well, and nobody's, nobody's going to bail on him. Everybody. Well, even the, you saw, even on the storm front thing, people are already trying to make up reasons that now he can get away with all kinds of other shit.

Well, that's because of, like nobody's jumping off of his bandwagon. But that's because of the incredibly fun intersection of like anti-Semitism and misogyny. Yes. Online cultures. Online intersections. Well, that's what the internet is all about. Basically. I mean, you have these like disempowered dudes who find hubs on the internet and all roads

lead to Rome. And in this case, unfortunately, Rome is bigotry. Is Nazis. And misogyny and blah, blah, blah. So cool. Cool. I love it. It's that, it's that awesome thing where you, what you're saying is exactly right.

The people on that storm front website, and I found, I can't remember what the other one was. There was another message board, another like bigot message board. Right. It's exactly the exact same conversation and it's, it is, it's, they're making excuses for him. Like their problem is he's not calling out Israel. Yeah.

So instead. Not, not that he's lying to them. Right. But instead of making that his fault, they make it his ex-wife's fault. Right. Because she's Jewish. Right. It's insane.

It's, it's insane. These gymnastics you have to go through. You're a contortionist intellectually. But that's, that's like, this is such a real bummer, mainly because if there, if there was going to be any possibility that you could reach all of the, all of the right wing propaganda filled people, like all of the Fox news viewers, right? If there was any chance to reach them, then you would see like the beginnings of it here where people would finally go like, Oh, Alex Jones is full of shit.

I'm going to stop listening to him or I'm going to stop defending him or the bill O'Reilly thing. Right. Well, yeah. Well, the Bill O'Reilly thing. Yeah. Nobody's, nobody who loves Bill O'Reilly is changing their minds. Like this is something that you have to be able to do if you think there's any chance

of this, this whole world just not fucking falling apart. Well, look at it. Look at it from their perspective. You know, you have someone like Bill O'Reilly and he's obvious, obviously guilty of these things. Yeah. And his argument is the truth is going to come out and it'll shock you. Well, it already did.

And it, but he means it wasn't very shocking at all. No, he means the other way around though, like he's being lied about and eventually the truth will come out. Now we can flash forward a few years and no truth that is like redeeming for him is going to come out. Nope. But it doesn't matter because that argument is enough in the same way that Alex is here being like, look, the judge has got to rule on stuff and the specifics might be like a

month or whatever. Right. I didn't really lose this case. We're back where we started with joint custody, all this stuff, it flash forward a month. People will be talking about the Chobani suit or whatever the next thing is. His narrative will flip to the next thing and it'll never have to deal with like, no one will even remember that he lied to them about this. Right.

It's fucking very frustrating. Yeah. Very frustrating. But I guess we did choose to do this. That's on us. Yeah. Yeah. We, we've fallen into our trap of our own making, agreed.

We've trolled ourselves. I just want, I just want one small subsection to just finally be like, wait, he is lying to us. Sure. Now that takes a monumental effort. It really does because if you've been a fan of Alex Jones for 15 years or 20 years or whatever, all of a sudden you finally have to come to that spot where you go, I have been lied to by this man.

What else was he not telling the truth about? Spoiler alert. It's everything. Exactly. Like the moment you get there, that is that watershed moment. The moment that happens, it tips one way or the other. Well, and there's no help if it doesn't go across there. We're going down like a interesting long path here, but the reason that most people can't

do that, especially like, you found Alex Jones when you were young, when you were an angry, impressionable, obviously white person, right? A white male. Super white dude. The lightest of dudes. There's a lot of things that he says that help you make sense of the world and why you're not as successful as you want to be. And there is a utility to the lies for people.

There is a sense of understanding the world and the confusions. We talk about this all the time, a lot often like the idea of people having to make sense of randomness. You come up with whatever explanation you come up with. The random chance of life. No, it's the juice. Obviously, it's the juice or the globalists as it were. And so once you have that mind virus in your brain, getting rid of it creates a vacuum.

It creates a gap where now the world doesn't make sense. And that's really scary for people. So I think a lot of the time you get used to having that crutch there, even though the crutch is actually hurting you, it's digging into your shoulder. Ah, here we go. So there was this guy back in Columbia, Missouri, who used to come into the liquor store. My brother worked at all the time and he was this younger guy, maybe like 40 or so, and he always was in a wheelchair.

And the story that we came to learn over the course of time was that he was kind of like, as I recall, he was a scam artist kind of trying to get disability stuff. And so he was on his side right now. He was going around in a wheelchair for a really long time when he didn't need to be in a wheelchair. All right. And so I'm liking where this is going. Well, the thing is, because he stayed in a wheelchair for a really long time, a lot of

his muscles atrophied and it got to the point where he needed to be in the wheelchair. Oh, ironic come up. Exactly. And so he was a so good. He was a drunk who put himself into a wheelchair by scamming a wheelchair fraud thing. So Alex Jones's listeners have that intellectual wheelchair. They don't need to be in the wheelchair, but they think it's easier to go through life with that wheelchair rolling around than it is to walk.

They don't realize you do this too long. You won't be able to get out of it. You won't. You just, yeah, you'll never give up that wheelchair metaphorically and you'll stay in it. Such a great fucking metaphor. Thank you. You just crushed it.

Yeah. Fuck you, Alex. That made perfect sense within the context. That was amazing. I should give a press conference. Yeah. No kidding. Jesus.

I'm amazed that you had that anecdote right on the right on the cusp right there. I mean, you know, you do stand up for long enough and you talk into microphones for a long time. We kind of used to putting connections together. Also, if you're not a fucking idiot, I'm not you, but Alex, Alex, fish, people, Jones, Alex, Alex Jones. So anyway, we have two more clips left. Yes.

You might be asking yourself, why the fuck do we have more clips? That was the end of the press conference. It does seem like that was the end of the press conference unless my man, it was the end of the press conference, but the camera kept rolling. Excellent. Buckley, who I believe I need to really MF Buckley junior. Yeah. I need to do some research into this.

I, as I understand it, it's Alex Jones's stepbrother or something like that. Okay. Brother in law. I'm not entirely sure. Right. But he always talks. Hey, Buckley, he's a guy who's like a behind the scenes big wig at Info Wars. Okay.

And so he's the cameraman and the two of them go into the courthouse and I have confirmed now that the room with all the books is inside the courthouse. Okay. So this is where Alex Jones was broadcasting from. So they allowed him to broadcast there. I don't know. Cause they're doing it on an iPhone, on like Facebook live and stuff like that. So I don't know if they allowed it or not, but I mean, I, so the answer is they did not

ask anybody. Cause if they had asked, I would almost guarantee they were like, no, what are you talking about? We can't report that cause we don't know, but all indications seem to imply it. No, they did not have it. Eight balling at all signs point to yes. So this one, there's two clips. One of them is Alex. The second one is Alex reading the jury's decision and kind of muddy, being really murky

about it. Okay. But this first one is about taking some things out of context, if you will, possibly this first one is about therapists that got involved. Oh no. But I would describe this as a fever hallucination. Okay. Like it's so bizarre.

Like when I was listening to it, I thought I'm not well. I thought something was going on. Like he's, he's pulling in some weird details. He's, he's, you know how I just pulled out that awesome metaphor? Yeah. He does the exact opposite. Okay. It's crazy.

Like I really thought I drank way too much last night. That's really what I thought. You did, but I did, but I thought like, I gotta go back to bed. I gotta quit drinking and fix my life and I feel that way when I listened to Alex all the time. I responded to undergo alcohol, drug assessment. So my wife asked for this, my lawyer said, you don't have to do this, but you're not on drugs.

And I said, no, and he goes, well, can you, you don't drink that much? She said, no, I can quit here and there. They did like test them for five days. I said, just to prove all this, I'll do it. So my wife recommended to her lawyers, the guarded item, Allison Wilcox that came in, highly respected. She's the famous lady that lived the longest pregnant on a boat after her cell boat capsizer is movies about her.

She lives right here. She's a PhD. What? Real nice lady. And so I agree. So I go to the test, nothing there. I go to psychology meetings. I get psychologically assessed.

So that's the first instance of like, I don't know what he's talking about. What just happened there? I honestly did. Was that her lawyer? The woman who famously lived longest on a boat pregnant? Yeah. What? I don't know.

Okay. I didn't look at pregnant lived longest on a boat. That's where we begin. He says her name, but I didn't Google it because I don't care. I want that to live in my brain is confusion, but like, yeah, that should be more of a non-sequitur than it is right now. I don't even like knowing. I don't even want to know that she has a name.

I just want him to be like, yeah, my psychology, my psychiatrist was the lady who lived longest on a boat pregnant. So great. Great. So awesome. Done. That means she's a great psychiatrist. Exactly.

Yeah. That's her credit. It has literally no bearing on her skills as a professional, but then also if any bearing probably negative. Also like, okay, so she lived the longest pregnant on a boat that capsized their movies about her. What movie? I've never heard that as a plot for a movie.

Well, you've never seen blue crush. That's true. I've seen into the blue. There you go. It's also about her. Oh fuck. You know what? I would actually this was guardians of the galaxy.

I would argue 45% of all movies are about her about the pregnant lady on a boat. Yep. Also still need to go see fate of the furious. Still haven't seen it. I'm fucking pissed off about it. I'm right there too. Yeah. If I didn't want to go to bed at like nine tonight, I would 100% go see it anyway.

That is sort of the first instance of like, I think I'm hallucinating and it just it goes on. All this goes on and the problem was the court said you too late and that's when the issues start. I'm just going to stop right there. So let's go ahead and fast forward to this. This is 2017, what she followed a few months ago and what the jury just ruled on. They didn't give her soul conservator.

I don't see my kids. She filed to where I wouldn't even stand except for supervised, but they said, oh, we feel sorry for you. We'll make you joint and we'll send the primary residences with mother. So he's implying there that the jury's ruling was based in pity. Yes. Which is unconscionable. You should not also like earlier, he said that she went to a treatment facility in like

Arizona or New Mexico and he was laughing about it, which is very cruel. And then here, now you should mock the people with mental illnesses here. He's saying that he underwent like the drug thing with the pregnant boat lady, I guess. And then the problem started because she needed to go to it too, but we're not going to get into that. And because he doesn't get into it, the audience's mind obviously goes to, oh, she was doing tons of drugs or she was pregnant on a boat. One of the two.

She didn't break the record. She didn't break. That's the whole reason they're getting this divorce in the first place. Right. Jones is pissed. Honey, I told you he had to break the record. We are an exceptional family. So he's not quite.

Either that or the mainstream media is lying about the other lady. Totally possible. That's entirely possible. Okay. Because we didn't put all this on. We were just like, Mr. Nice and the whole thing, high road, and the media was reporting it. Oh, he's going to win.

He's going to win. You know, 14 psychologists say all this stuff about her. I didn't want that to happen. I just can't sit here and have press conferences, you know, where she's having press conferences about national alienation and, you know, taking kids away from people when the kids got taken away because she was telling them the, you know, the guardian lie on the psychologist that she wanted them taken away from me because I listened to rock and roll music. Woo.

See, that's the other way. That's the other instance of I think I'm hallucinating. Does he think national alienization is talking about aliens? It could be fish. Because the way he said that had the sound of she's talking about national alienization. That's from independence day. Some guardians of the galaxy. Yeah.

Those aliens and that pregnant lady on a boat. Yeah. Exactly. I don't, I don't know what he's saying. I don't know because he's not making a coherent point. He thinks it somehow is proving that she's wrong, but I, I don't, I don't understand how. I can't understand how, because it's so convoluted.

I also don't. Does he think, did he, I don't know how to evaluate that claim. Did he say that the media was reporting multiple times that Alex was going to win? Yeah. He said that right? The lying media. Wait, but, but did you see any of that? I think, I think, I think I saw some tweets from people covering it that were, that were

like, it looks like he's going to, because it is a big deal. Right. It's a big deal to change the conservator and make these kids move to a house that they didn't live in for the last years. Right. You know, it is a massive, it's not a massive, like it's not massive on the scale of like, you can't see this person ever again. They're caught out in life, but it is not a decision that's made lightly.

No, that's true. That's true. You're uprooting the lives of children. That's true. And people, and let's really pull the curtain back on society. You're uprooting the lives of affluent white children. Yeah. There's a lot of stuff that goes on under the, under the sort of the rug as it were with

people who are minorities and poor, disenfranchised populations. This is a celebrity's kids. Right. Whose riches shit. Right. So they would not, I think that most of the reporting that was like, he's probably going to win, were in acknowledgement of like, they got to prove a case if they're going to change this.

Yeah. I did. It was a curse. There's absolutely a case. But also Alex, they weren't vaccinated. Fuck them. That's a big problem. That's a huge problem.

Alex also debunks his whole entire press conference where he's screaming at the media by saying that all these media reports are saying I was going to win. They're, they're, they're great when they agree with me. They're bad when they disagree with me. That's the, that's the bore, that's the baseline of truth versus fake, uh, truth versus fake. Sure. Do you agree with me? You're telling the truth.

Do you disagree with me? You're fake news. Yeah. Absolutely. That's it. It's that simple. Well, I mean, do you remember that old segment? Bill O'Reilly used to have pinheads and patriots.

Uh, no, I don't. He had a segment where every week he would label someone who disagreed with him a pinhead and someone who agreed with him, Patriot. Great. Also, do you remember Sean Hannity, however, like how he used to answer calls on his show? No. People would call in and they'd be like, Hey, Sean, you're a great American. You're a great American.

I miss that so much. Your, your trustworthiness is dependent upon how trustworthy you think I am. You recognize the great American and me and air go. You too are a great American. Yep. That's simple. And like Alex, whenever he's talking about people being on hold for a long time, okay, you guys are out there holding like Patriots.

Yeah. God. It's all branding. I wish I lived in that small of a world. How easy is that? I don't know, man. We could just start doing it. We could start being like, look at all these people donating to our Patreon, like Patriots,

Patreon, Patriots. I mean, we could do. I mean, we do call them policy walks. That's a good point. But that's, we kind of clearly satire. Oh, oh, is it? Oh, did you put your fist person mask on? Oh, boy, we're raging hypocrites.

Yeah. So anyway, this next clip is Alex reading the jury's verdict as it were. And I don't remember why I kept this clip. So we'll see. The circumstances of the children's affected by the order and it goes on, look at this. Counter petitioners should be named soul managing. He does not understand any of those words. He does not understand any of those words he said.

And the, the counter person is, is his ex wife and she should be named. The soul conservative. I mean, let's even start this from the beginning. Yeah, that's exactly what it says. The court verdict is, it reads as exactly what he says it doesn't. Yeah. And I remember now why this is in is because he's going to claim that this isn't the jury's decision, that this is just what she wanted.

It's not the case. What? Yeah. So hold on. The circumstances of the children's affected by the order and it goes on, look at this. Counter petitioners should be named soul managing conservator said as I was the conservator of the children subject to this suit, it should be awarded all rights and duties, the soul managing conservator.

She didn't get that. She got joined. She did get that. AGA should be awarded a modified possession order having all such designated periods of possession and access supervised with no overnight visitation until such time as the court should make that. So imagine I'm sitting there watching witnesses from like other states who never even met my kids or anybody go, he took the kids in 2013 and that's bad, blah, blah, blah.

So now we need to do something about that and blah, blah, blah and put all this out. And that's just not the case. I think there's a lot in that blah, blah, blah. 2017, the actual court filing all of it. Yeah. So I mean, he skipped over a lot in that blah, blah, blah. Then you want to discuss the case and you claim you have documents that are important to the case.

And then you do your press conference where you rail on the media and then you go into the private room in the courthouse and you have a couple of documents and you don't really engage them and just tell the story of a pregnant lady on a boat. And then your website doesn't even have those documents. You don't publish those things, but you do publish a story about how this transient man trolled the media. It might indicate that you are blah, blah, blah, blah. You're not really, it might indicate that blah, blah, blah is kind of all you've got.

There is nothing. He doesn't have anything. No. He lost a reason because he doesn't have a case and he's not a good guy to be around. Doesn't seem like it. I wouldn't want to be around him. Buckley seems to enjoy it. Oh, well, fair enough.

Buckley. I wouldn't want to be raised in a cult environment as someone who is raised in a cult environment. Well, I mean, that's not where I would want to be raised. He said earlier in this, that their closing statements weren't covered. That's bullshit. Those were absolutely covered. And of course, one of the things that came out in his ex-wife's closing statement is that Alex Jones is personally a cult leader and he is someone who behaves like that.

It's obvious. Well, and again, it's so obvious again. To the point where it has to trickle down to his personal life where if you agree with him, you're good. Right. And if you disagree with him, you're bad. If I'm a good guy, there's no way I'm going to have the people that he has on his show on his show.

Yeah. It's just impossible. Well, but when you're raising kids, that's the other thing. Imagine, imagine you take even the slightest modicum of that good trust is you believe me and globalist is you disbelieve me and apply it to raising a child. Any time that child disagrees with you, that is then exactly equal to every liar, every mainstream media. George Soros paid you to lie to me.

Yeah, exactly. So the pressure to never say anything that doesn't agree with him or to just make it so whatever it is he says is what you believe has to be so intense that of course he's a cult leader in that house. And you're going to be denying your own sort of existence in your own reality. No, there's no personal growth. Yeah. You're just a, you're just a planet to his, his solar, his son.

I want to make it even further clear that like I, I, I a hundred percent agree with you too. And I agree with his ex-wife's closing statements. Like if you're not a cult leader, why do you have cult leaders on your show regularly? Why do you have Stefan Malinu on? You know what? That's, I would actually argue that as defense that he's not a cult leader because cult leaders traditionally don't hang out with each other.

No, but in the, you'll write, usually cult leaders aren't like, Hey, you should check out this cult over here. This guy's amazing. But if you're like, if you're ambivalent cultie, you know, like this isn't Kool-Aid stuff, but like Stefan Malinu does encourage people to not exit, like not have people in their life who disagree with his weird libertarian ideas, says that you should cut people out of your life that they don't agree with you. Great.

Because a process called defooing. It's ridiculous. If you look into that shit, it's so insane. My, my parents did the same thing when they were in the cult cut off, cut off all ties with their family. There's actual websites about people who have had to rebuild their lives because they were destroyed by Stefan Malinu by his philosophies and all this shit. It's really crazy.

He's a frequent guest on Alex Jones's show. Gavin McGinnis created the proud boys, which is essentially a latently homoerotic fraternity of dudes who are into the idea of white males being in charge of everything. That's a cult. That's a cult. Yep. That's called light. Mike Sernovich is a lispy lawyer.

I don't know. I'm not certain he has a cult, but you know, these are the sort of people who he has on his show. They have the same tendencies. Like tends to attract like. You don't generally have people who are like, who cares? Fuck all these people. I just, it makes me really mad.

Yeah. Anyway. Somebody should fight against them. Maybe a knowledge fight. We have a title. Yeah. But anyway, I mean, at the end of the day, it's still important to remember. It's fun to laugh at Alex Jones.

It's fun. Yes. It is. Very big timing on that. So anyway, guys, you can follow us. You can check out our website. It's knowledge fight.com. You can follow us on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight, subscribe to us on iTunes, leave a nice

little review, become a policy wonk if you like or if you don't like. We are not cult leaders and we will not judge you negatively. Totally respect the decision. I mean, yeah, I mean, we will love you more. Much like if you were our children and we had one who was really good and we'll publicly declare that you're smart. Oh, absolutely. I mean, come on.

I wouldn't want to do that. And like I said, if you donate $10 a month or more, you can assign a date and history for us to cover what Alex was up to this date and Alex Jones's history. Yep. So anyway, thank you all for listening. We do appreciate it. Thanks. What else?

Anything else we got? Um, I think we should, uh, I think we should let people know that, you know, when they become policy wonks, they become a lot like us and they enter on rarefied air. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And what would you call yourself? I'm a policy wonk.

Me too. Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first name caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.

I love you.