Knowledge Fight - #391: January 22, 2020
Episode Date: January 24, 2020Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is doing with the beginning of Trump's impeachment trial. In this installment, Alex gives up on covering the impeachment, attempts to launch a bird...-brained conspiracy about the Coronavirus, and warns of shrinking genitals.
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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight
I'm Dan
I'm Jordan
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages
and talk a little bit about Alex Jones
Indeed we are Dan
Jordan
Dan
Jordan
What was the last live TV event you watched?
Oh
Something that you felt like I gotta watch this live
I mean I watched a little bit of the impeachment hearings on
like not, I don't have a TV to watch it on
Oh yeah, that's fair
If you could consider that
Yeah
Kind of
Yeah
I don't know
Um
I don't know
Cause you don't watch sports
Not really
So you never do that live TV
I've watched some of that in a bar with you though
Well yeah
They're not too distant past
I meant something more like what you wanted to see
Like some people are like, it's Monday
I gotta watch the fucking bachelor
Well I mean I've watched some like wrestling paper views
in the past year
Oh that's true
Not a ton of them
Like I'm not as into wrestling as a lot of listeners may assume I am
Based on knowing things about it
But um
This weekend's the Royal Rumble
I'm excited about that
Oh it is
Are you watching the Royal Rumble?
No matter how little I actually care that much about wrestling
I can never not get excited about a Royal Rumble
You know what
The Rumble is what you live and die for
It's great
Yeah
Cause here's the thing
You got 30 dudes that end up having to fight with each other
And get thrown over the top row before this thing can end
The whole thing
And the way it's structured
And actually I should say now there's also a women's rumble
So there's 30 women also in a match
But the way the match is structured is
The first person comes out
And then the second person comes out
And they fight
And then two
Supposedly two minutes later
Someone else comes out
Although that time frame is very variable
Random
But the excitement of the countdown of like five
Four
You don't know who's coming out
The music hits
And they just give you that like that dopamine rush
30 times
It's very exciting
They have people from the past that come back
Oh god
I've watched a few rumbles
There was a couple of comedian friends
Used to do a fantasy football game with it
Trying to guess like a surprise entrance
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Everybody fills stuff out
There's money put on it
It was fantastic
It was great
I love it
Take even the wrestling aspect out of it
Just random people showing up
Somewhere in a procession
Here's my idea
Here's my idea to really take it up a new notch
All right
One ring
But two rings in the
So there's a ring
There's one whole thing
And then only one ring divided
So it's like two rings smashed together
Sharing one wall
On either side
There's the women's royal rumble
And then the men's royal rumble
Stagger them every minute
Somebody news coming out
And you can throw a woman or a man
Over the central buckle
Into the men's or women's royal rumble
The WWE is very much not super into
Inter-gender wrestling at this point
They do not like the idea of the optics
Of men hating women
It's not something that they're super into
Given that they sell a lot of toys
Fair, fair
And the product is largely directed at children
I think their sponsors are not interested in that
What about throwing women out of a ring?
Well, I mean if it's other women doing it
Other women wrestlers then by all means
Fair
Anyway, the royal rumbles this weekend
So that'll be the next time I probably watch something live
Love it
Anyway, this is a podcast where I don't know too much
About live TV entertainment
But I do know a lot about Alex Jones
I guess I've watched some of him live
That doesn't count
That's true, that does not count though
That's not an appointment view
No, certainly not
So Jordan, we're back today
Because we had a little bit of that mini-soat on Wednesday
Wanted to have a full-on normal app
Where I actually have to look into things
As opposed to that dumb shit
We had a mini-soat the length of other podcasts
Regular soaps
Well, it's still a mini-soat
Because most of it was just sort of Alex's ad
His weird ad
There's not really anything to look into that
No, that's true
There's no way I can find a database of his stock
In his warehouse
That's probably true
Can't stack check that
We're out of living defense
Yeah
I'll take your word for it
But so today what we're going to be doing
Is going over January 22nd, 2020
I'm Dan
This is 2020
All right
2020
2020
January 22, 2020
Yup
Okay
I think this is an interesting thing
Because one of the things that is really keeping us in the present day
Is the fact that the Trump impeachment is beginning
Yup
There's these flare-ups that keep happening
Like Alex declaring a civil war was going to break out on Monday
Sure
So there's these sorts of things
But the impeachment hearing and the trial is really what
I would figure is the most compelling
Most interesting thing
Alex should have an angle on it
So that's what I was mostly looking for here in this episode
And I didn't really get it
Not surprising
My guess, we're talking all about Bezos' phone
No, Bezos' phone does not come up
Okay
Although if China hacked it, I'm sure it would come up
No, but we have another overarching narrative
That is awesomely stupid
And we'll get to that here in a moment
But before we do, we've got to take a moment to say thank you
Thank you to some folks who signed up and are supporting the show
Yay
Very exciting list of fun names today
Okay, all right
That are not human names, I don't believe
All right
First, NDSR, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk
I'm a policy wonk
Thank you, NDSR
Thank you so much
Next, Tinker's Dam, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk
I'm a policy wonk
Thank you, Tinker's Dam
If that's a real name and you leaned into it like it was fake
That guy gets it all the time
Oh yeah
Next, Leaf, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk
I'm a policy wonk
Thank you, Leaf
Next, Bren, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk
I'm a policy wonk
Thank you
Thank you so much, Bren
Bren the builder
Next, Sparks
Thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk
I'm a policy wonk
Thanks, Sparks
Thanks, Sparks
And next, Ann, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk
I'm a policy wonk
Thank you, Ann
That's not to say that these are all aliases or anything
But I imagine the Tinker's Dam and Sparks probably are
Fair, fair
Leaf is a 50-50 call for me
Leaf Garrett, come on, man
Spelled differently
It smelled just like Leaf
Like a tree
Ah, okay
But anyway, if those are, if it's a real name, Sparks
I apologize for, or even Tinker's Dam
I apologize that I've assumed that this is an alias
And Ann, quit lying to us
Use your real name, dammit
And finally, I'd like to say thank you to a couple people
who donated on an elevated level
We appreciate it very much
So, Ali, thank you so much, you are now a technocrat
And Patrick, thank you so much, you are now a technocrat
I'm a policy wonk
Crocky, mate, that's fantastic
Have yourself a brew
How's your 401k doing, bro?
Alright, we gotta go full tilt buggy on this Watson, alright?
Let's just get down to business
We ain't making that money off that heroin
Why are you pimp so good?
My neck is freakishly large
I declare info war on you
Thank you so much, Ali
And thank you so much, Patrick
Yes, thank you very much
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Now, Jordan, we have an out of context drop to get to
That is very off-color and very, not a family
Out of context drop
So it's just Rex?
No
But before we get to that, I want to talk about this
Because otherwise I'm going to forget
I'm never going to bring it up on the show
I think the audience might enjoy this
So I have some trouble sleeping because of noise
In this house
So I bought this wireless speaker
In order to play like white noise
At a far greater volume than I can on my phone
So the phone speaker isn't, it doesn't work
Sure
It does work a bit better
But I downloaded an app that has a bunch of different sounds
And you can play them together
Or you can make your own blend of sounds
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And one of them is just an Amazon employee listening to you
Oh, no, no, no
I actually specifically got one that has no internet capability
Very smart
Because I listened to enough Alex Jones
And I'm a hit
I know what's up
No, it has all these noises and it's cool
And I think there's some promise
In terms of being able to block out the troubling noises
Excellent
So that's good
That's good stuff
That is a plus sign
However, there's also one option where you can get the sound of a cat
No
And it's just a cat going meow
What
And I started to think about it
And it really bummed me out
Because like who would want that
Someone whose cat recently died
Oh, I was thinking somebody who is trying to drive another person insane
By making them think there's a cat in their wall
It's either a prank like that
Or someone who's grieving the loss of a pet
And wants the comfort of the illusion of that pet still being there
Because otherwise it's very distracting
And that is a bummer to me
That is a bummer
What focus group was that idea put out there?
My cat just died
Could you put a cat sound on there?
I feel like that's the person who would want that
And it bummed me out
I was thinking about that
But then I was like, I'm going to see what this sounds like
So I played it
And Celine, my cat
Immediately
Ape shit
Got wet crazy in a way that I've never seen before
Started stalking around the house
Like trying to hunt for this other cat that's in the house
Okay
So I started using that to fuck with her
Okay, so now we know why somebody gets this app
This is the third possibility
Driving your cat insane
It was like, I'd never seen her go into like real hunt mode
Before, it was fascinating
Anyway, that is the Celine update
Gotcha
So this out of color or off color out of context drop
That is not this
This is not a family drop
But you know, if dad's wondering why he had a good size Johnson
His son basically doesn't have a penis
It's because that was saying, okay?
Okay
If you're out there
If you're a dad
You had a nice day
With a huge Johnson
Right
And you look down at your son and you're like
Wow
Even though you're a full grown adult
That's a good thing to be doing
I know why
Yep
Atrazine
So we'll get into that a little bit
That's the chemical that Alex based his
The tap water is a freaking gay bomb
Right now they're turning the frogs gay stuff on
He's got a new development in that narrative
That'll be coming up
It'll be fun to talk about
But before we get to that
That'll be a little bit later
Alex has some other business to take care of
The first bit of it is he starts the show
Doing a little bit of naval gazing
Talking about how great it was
Over the women's march in DC
Did he do that?
He took over the Virginia rally
I didn't see people saying that
No, but one guy did actually
Every reporter and the crew
And the security people
Has just done a 100% job
Everything fell into place
And everything we did was wildly successful
And game changing and national news
Taking over deep state narratives
That gun owners were going to cause
A giant murderous bloodbath
Turned it around on them
Educated the folks about how the governor
Was trying to cause a false flag
And coming for people's guns
Same thing happened with the women's march
How it's run by Soros
How it's been to divide the family
We totally took that over
And got the majority of the coverage
100 million bucks Soros spent on that
He admits we took it over
Boom
Boom
Soros admits it
This is George Bush putting up a mission
Accomplished flag
You didn't do a goddamn thing
You're an idiot
But I think this offers us
A really interesting window
Into seeing how Alex views the world
Like in his mind
The globalists are saying
That all gun owners are evil
And what he did was hijack that narrative
And show the world it isn't true
But in reality
No one really was saying
That gun owners are all evil
They were saying that the sensational way
That certain extremist gun weirdos
Were building up that rally in Virginia
Was having the effect of attracting
Like unstable and very dangerous people
And that could be a recipe for trouble
The thing, though, is that Alex isn't really responsible
For demonstrating that the globalist positions are wrong
Because he was responding to a strawman
However, he was partially responsible
For the sensational coverage of the rally
And how it was going to be the site of a globalist false flag
To kick off the new race slash civil war
He was part of creating that atmosphere
Where extremists like the members of the base
Felt the rally was a prime target
To create an event that would advance their acceleration
As to gender
Alex is part of the problem in the real world
In his head
He's created an imaginary problem
Which he is the solution to
Yes
This is how the rhetoric works
Yeah, he's a fucking lunatic
Well, yes
But I don't say that
Because that kind of marginalizes people who are lunatics
Right, no, that's not...
I think what's interesting about the rally
Is the more statistics
And everything that they put up
It makes you realize that responsible gun owners
Are, by and large, very responsible
They're like an A, what was it?
Like 80% of gun owners supported
Every single one of the gun control measures passed
And the only problem are these fucking thousand gun weirdos
Who are absolutely out there looking for danger
I don't think most people are particularly
That concerned about
Only being able to buy one gun a month
Doesn't seem like it
I don't know
But it's the rhetoric that surrounds it
That involves like, okay, yeah
I don't want you to only be able to buy one gun a month
Unless you have the concealed carry permit
Because the concealed carry permit
Is the way they can track you to come and take your gun
Registration is
Confiscation
Ah, God, we're all going to die
Yeah, that's the way you make it
So there's never any progress
So the issue that Alex has
Is that this was a lot of victories
What is that the issue?
I mean, it is a problem for him
Because how are you going to make people scared
Right, that's true
Time to roll out some fear
The curve ball is the stock market
And could they crash it to take Trump out
The other big curve ball is this coronavirus
That did you know?
There it is
Just a month and four days ago
It got patented and certified with a vaccine
And, lo and behold, the exact same virus pops up
About a week later and starts spreading
That's just amazing, isn't it?
There's that insinuating voice of his again
Like he did with the caller who was talking about
The shooting hoax around the time of the Virginia bills
This is a pathetic man
Take a day
We're in a bit of an interesting situation
Currently as it relates to what's being called
The Wuhan coronavirus
This novel strain of coronavirus
That's come out of China
At the point we're recording this
A lot of the basics regarding the spread
And scope of the virus are not entirely clear
But it's definitely something that merits attention
And should be taken seriously
Most of the people who have come down with the virus
Are believed to have caught it when they were in Wuhan
A travel hub in China
Where it's thought that they were exposed to
Fish and seafood market
That might have had infected animals at it
At this stage, it doesn't seem
Oh, I'm sorry, it does seem like there has been
Some human-to-human transmission of the virus
But passing it along still would require
Transmission of bodily fluids
So according to available information
It's not like something where we need
An extreme panic surrounding this
Like it's an airborne...
Everyone's gonna get it
No plague masks just yet
Perhaps not
I'd really like to say more about this
But honestly, according to the information I can find
From the CDC and other official sources
We most likely won't know the extent of this outbreak
For a little while, at least
It's being said to be a serious concern
Among the elderly, babies, and people with
Compromised immune systems
But it seems like for most people
You might just end up, even if you get it
With a bad cold
So I assume that means the Chinese
Are trying to slightly lower our productivity
I don't know if Alex is even blaming the Chinese
On this one
Interesting
The ambiguity
And the uncertainty that's surrounding
The situation right now
It should lead people to
Approach it with some caution
With their reporting
But that's not how Alex and InfoWars play
Not a surprise
They come out swinging with sensationalism and fear porn
The likes of which I haven't seen since the last time
Alex was yelling about Obama trying to sneak Ebola
Into the country
Normal outlets like CNN are quick to point out
That even though there have been deaths from this strain
That the rate is lower than SARS
Or MERS
To similar viruses that have come up in the past
In the recent past
InfoWars instead ran an article
About how Imperial College of London
Professor Neil Ferguson
Was quoted as saying that this could
Have a similar death rate
To the 1918 Spanish flu
Outbreak and then they editorialized
That could mean that 195
Million people could die from this
That might be a bit
Of a jump at least in the
Early going I would say
What InfoWars fails to point out is the rest of
Ferguson's commentary
About the current rate of death among known cases
Of the virus
But according to CNN
Ferguson believes the fatality rate is likely to be
Lower due to an iceberg of milder
Cases we're yet to find
Once there's more information
A lot of this will probably end up looking
A lot less drastic and
Severe than it does immediately
So you're saying that some media
Outlet took
Noted experts
Entire phrasing and
Answering questions wherein basically
He counseled everybody to be
Cautious about making this
A ridiculous sensationalized
Thing and then the media
Outlet grabbed the one hypothetical
Where it was like well it could be bad
I think you Ferguson's comments could be
Better characterized as not saying
Like don't worry about it
Just be cautious
And a reality
Of these sorts of situations
Is that often times what you see
Is it looks really bad
And then when you find that there are
I don't know 10,000
Additional people who had the virus
And didn't even know they did
Because they just got a cold
You realize like okay it's not
As deadly as it appears immediately
That's the gist that I got from
Ferguson's comments that were mysterious
And conspicuous in their absence from the
Infoers article
I can't tell you what's going to happen with this
This virus
I do think it's repugnant for Alex to behave
The way he is. No matter the scale
Of the eventual outcome this is a public
Health issue and people should be given
The information they need to best equip themselves
To keep themselves and their families safe
In a situation like this there's no place
For sensationalism but honestly
Alex doesn't have any other game to play
All he has is insinuation
And a position that is
Equally knee jerk as it is
Uninformed that this virus is a globalist
Attack as opposed to just a
Reality of life in the modern world
Every virus and condition is unknown
Until it's not
People who work on this stuff understand that
Dynamic perfectly well
But Alex
He has a piece of information that blows this whole
Thing wide open
A month and four days ago this virus was patented
For a vaccine or whatever
Which definitely proves that this is a
Globalist attack
I can find no evidence of what he's saying
This would be December 18th
2019 that he's talking about
And there's no indication that I can find
That he's not just making this up
On December 20th 2019
Merck announced that they'd gotten FDA approval
For any Ebola vaccine called
Orvebo. This is huge news
But it has nothing to do with the Wuhan situation
As best as I can tell
There's a conspiracy running around that there was
A patent put on this virus
To make a vaccine prior to the outbreak
Being reported to the World Health Organization
But I've reviewed the arguments and basically
It boils down to these online dum-dums
Not realizing that the word coronavirus
Is not unique to this outbreak
It's an umbrella under which there's tons
Of specific viruses including SARS and MERS
I can find
Conspiracy theorists talking about a prior
Coronavirus patent
And how that's suspicious
But I can't find anything about December 18th
And that shit that Alex is talking about
Info wars has posted tons of articles
About how you need to be very afraid
But none of them have anything about this mysterious
Patent. I've searched
Natural news as well
I couldn't find any information on it
I have no idea at this point what Alex is talking about
But maybe a little bit later in the episode
Alex will reveal
And at that point we can figure out
Whether or not he's making shit up
Spoiler alert he is
I wouldn't be surprised if he was like
They make you put a lime in this
Vaccine right there
Corona
It's very heavily featured
In the Fast and Furious movies
This vaccine
That's all ludicrous drinks
So Alex is going to get back to this
And it'll be very hilarious when he does
Because the roots of this are very sad
And very stupid
But before he does he's got to ramble about some other issues
Now he gets some geopolitical
Free press issues
That I find very stupid
For Alex to be talking about
Just so much to break down
Now Brazil is going after
Glenn Greenwald, why not?
America is not standing up for Julian Assange
Very dangerous, a real black mark
On the leader of Brazil
And on Trump that he's done nothing
I don't know why Alex is surprised
By what's happening with Glenn Greenwald
In Brazil
Did he think that J.L. Barsanaro
Wasn't going to attack the press?
We'll get to that here in a second
Because like
Alex is just like way out
Of left field on this
And again
I have my ongoing
Theory that Alex does not know
Barsanaro's name
He did say the leader of Brazil
He talks about it a little more
And I think my theory becomes much stronger
Every time Alex talks about Brazil
Modern communication is Facebook
Is YouTube, is Twitter
Is Instagram, it's almost everybody communicates now
People don't pick a telephone up
Most people including myself
Don't even
Pick the phone up, you just send a text message
Or you
Send a voice message
That's how most communication is now
And now CNN, remember six months ago said
We're looking into banning
Jones off of text messages
We're trying to find out what platform he's on
If he's using WhatsApp
And then Facebook came out and said
No, we checked, he doesn't
But if he tries to use private messenger with us
We'll ban him there
And now Brazil
Is using it to block people there
That support Balasaro
Balasaro doesn't even get it
He's trying to have Greenwald
Put in prison for journalism
So this is a dangerous situation
Yeah, it certainly is
Balasaro
Oh boy
So what Alex is talking about there
They're trying to get me to not be able
To text or whatever
When he got kicked off Facebook
There was a conversation
A casual conversation with a reporter
That was like, well, Facebook owns WhatsApp
Is he kicked off that too?
Right, right, right
And the person said, I don't know
And that's what this whole thing is based on
Trying to figure out what apps I'm on
So they kicked me off
Hey, you're kicked off Facebook
Does that apply to the other businesses that Facebook owns?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
He's just rolled that ball down the hill
Now everyone wants to know what apps I'm on
Yeah, that is like
You're not allowed to watch Disney movies
You're like, okay, but also all the
Things that Disney owns
That's like 40% of all entertainment
Now you can't be in Star Wars
Yeah, that's not good
So on the one hand, I'm glad that Alex is opposed to how
Glenn Greenwald is being treated by
Balsallado
It sounds like he's mispronouncing it
With a bad Italian accent
On the other hand, I have no idea
Why you're surprised by what's happening
Alex has absolutely supported
Balsallado up to this point
When I'm going to stop
Balsallado
He's absolutely supported Balsallado up to this point
When literally everyone who knows anything
Has been shouting warnings about his repression
Of the press and his authoritarian leanings
Alex knows nothing about the country
He doesn't even know the dude's name
It was never important to him
He was just Brazil's Trump and that was good enough
That's all you need to know
In his campaign, Balsallado called the media trash
Reporters without borders
A very serious alarm noting that
After the first round of elections
He had said he planned to quote
Put a final stop to all forms of activism
In Brazil, which is the sort of thing
Only a dictator would probably say publicly
Well, I mean that in like
Praising previous dictatorships
Only dictators would probably do that, right?
He'd never did that, did he?
I don't know, yeah
He later qualified his position that the media was trash
Tweeting quote, when they cover the facts
Without political activism and partiality
A viable role of informing people
The rest of this is in all camps
Quote, we are against any type of social control
Of the media and internet
Yes
One gets the picture that maybe political activism
And partiality is only a problem when it's not
In agreement with you
In this sense, it seems like
You could be called Brazil's Trump
I mean, you know
He hasn't murdered a journalist on his birthday yet though
So that's a good start
Reuters reported during the campaign
The Brazilian Association of Investigative Journalism
Is identified more than 60 instances
Of physical violence or its imminent threat
Against journalists during the campaign
This probably explains why
Bolsonaro tweeted in all caps
Really trying to overstress that these attacks
Aren't the natural result of his rhetoric
No, no, no, no
What we're seeing now with the targeting of Glenn Greenwald
Is terrible, but none of it should be surprising
In the campaign, Brazilian journalist Miriam Lietto
Was aggressively targeted
And threatened by Bolsonaro's supporters
For an article that they wrote about
The threat that he posed to democracy
Reporters without borders covered a female journalist
Who cannot be named for security reasons
Who worked for any 10 news
She was hit in the chin
And armed by Bolsonaro supporters
Who threatened to rape her and said
Quote, when the commander is president
The whole press will be killed
Bolsonaro himself attacked and threatened
To remove any government advertising
From Fajardo Sao Paulo
The newspaper accusing them of being fake news
When a closer examination reveals he was probably
Just mad that they ran critical coverage of him
And ran a story quote
Affirming that he had threatened to kill his ex-wife
His constant and aggressive attacks
On the media have created a very hostile
And very non-free environment
For the press in the country
And it's exactly what everyone who cares at all
Has been warning about since he was campaigning
All that time
Alex has not given a single shit
He supported Bolsonaro because
Nothing matters to Alex other than optics
This guy was being called Brazil's Trump
And he was acting a lot like Trump
He was friendly with Trump
He used the same words like fake news
How the fuck are you supposed to criticize him
Without it being very clear that you're fine
With the same thing from Trump
Alex has now entered
The place and the period where
Criticism about Trump for not freeing Julian Assange
That's become normalized
So now he can feign some kind of concern
About Greenwald's situation without
Jeopardizing losing his audience
This is all just very sad
And a clear demonstration of how little
Alex cares about any of this shit
If he cared, he'd know Bolsonaro's name
If he cared, he would have noticed
The very clear pattern of attacking
The press in Brazil for a long time already
If he cared, he would take a look
In the mirror and realize
That he would absolutely lock up
Brian Stelter if he had the power
To do so
What I'm getting at is that if I were Paul Joseph Watson
I'd probably accuse Alex of
Virtue signaling here about caring
About the press
That's probably what I would do
Yeah, if you're surprised that
Bolsonaro went after Glenn Greenwald
The guy who revealed
Operation Car Wash
Was a giant corrupt bullshit scam
The guy who revealed that they
Illegally ousted
Silva
In order to, or not Silva
No, it was Silva, they ousted her
In order to install Tamair
That was illegal and he wasn't even allowed to
Fuck and run, and then because
Lula was in prison at the time
Illegally for no reason
If he's a political prisoner
He wasn't allowed to run, even though he would have won
By a fucking mile, and instead
Bolsonaro is in with a fucking
Absolute stranglehold on power
I don't know why they would go after Glenn Greenwald
The only thing that's surprising is
It took this long
Yeah, exactly, it is kind of surprising
My point is, of course
Alex is bringing attention to it to his audience
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
But at the same time
It's indicative that the issue
Isn't what he presents it to be
Because if it was, he should have
Heard these warnings long ago
And not just been blindly
And stupidly
Supporting Bolsonaro
While the rest of the world said, look out
Yeah, I think that very simply
He's lighting the entire
Amazon on fire would have been a good
Warning sign for, he's probably going after journalists
Alex doesn't care about that
You need to release more carbon
That's right
I forgot about that
And murder indigenous tribes
You gotta make sure you do that too
I just think, man, this guy does not pay attention
Yeah, I'm just an idiot
So stupid
Alex is dumb on that count
And he starts talking a little bit
About the impeachment, but instead of talking
About the actual impeachment trial
He wants to distract with boutique
Right wing victimhood narratives
And this is the form
That it takes for today
What they don't want is people
Tuning in to see the
Impeachment feed
On a Breitbart or an infowars
Or a right side or
A judicial watch could see
In the modern age, everybody's figuring out
Wait a minute, I could just pay a couple hundred bucks
To C-SPAN
Or to Congress and they'll just give me the feed
And then I can carry it
And CNN
Is always behind the censorship
You know it was a
Oliver Darcy or one of those guys called up
YouTube and said
Because they've got the contacts at the top of it
And said, what are you doing letting judicial watch run this?
So the story is that judicial watch
And right side broadcasting
Were streaming the impeachment
Hearings and then YouTube shut down their streams
Yeah
Alex is completely making up that CNN and Oliver Darcy
Were in any way involved in this
Story that he's talking about
He has nothing to base that on other than his imagination
It is just
I'm making this up
It feels to me like CNN
And Oliver Darcy probably did this
You are discounting his ability to deduce
Information
Rather than
You don't need to confirm anything
He's deduced it from their actions
I'm not discounting that
I'm impugning it
I'm putting it on trial
Not Silva, Dilma
I find this story hard to care about too much
For one, right side broadcasting
Is an extreme right wing organization
That has employed Nick Fuentes and Joey Salads
In the past and they've had their streaming capabilities
Taken away by YouTube previously
Due to a breach of community standards
It seems believable to me that they were in violation
Again here and had their streaming suspended again
I don't care
As for judicial watch, they're a ridiculous
Right wing propaganda outlet
Who have received YouTube strikes recently
Revealing the alleged Ukraine whistleblower's name
It seems very believable again
That they were not just providing
Some kind of commentary on the impeachment
But might have been operating a bit outside
YouTube's rules
This was specifically a YouTube thing
Judicial watches streamed the impeachment continued
On their own website
It was just something about their stream
Was not appropriate for YouTube
I've been doing this show long enough
Not to care about judicial watch
And I cannot possibly believe anything
You will remain forever
A who cares
If you told me
Judicial watch threw out a bunch of N words
I'd be like, yeah, that sounds about right
Whatever it is, they had it coming
I don't know what the issue is
Precisely here
Alex isn't telling the whole
Truth of the story and I don't
Really care to
Care to look into judicial watch business
Also
Another thing is I can't be distracted by this
There's bigger issues
The coronavirus was patented
A month and four days ago
And I just get really excited when I hear
Alex teasing that he's going to get to it
I'm going to stop there and tell you what's coming up
It's confirmed
No one's reporting this
We're going to break it
At the bottom of the hour
The coronavirus
It was patented, certified
For and authorizes the vaccine
30
Four days ago
And magically that's right after that happens
There's an outbreak
Not saying anything's going on here
Sometimes equals four
Sometimes
Black and fish live in the water
Birds fly on the sky
Pats hang upside down
Bananas are yellow
Say no one died
There's another one got patented actually last month
So this is very, very serious
We're going to be laying it all out
And breaking it all down
Here today
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So if you're listening
And you're paying attention, what has just happened here
Alex said that hey
This coronavirus was patented for a vaccine
A month and four days ago
And then there was an outbreak
That was suspicious. I'm not saying that the globalists
Are doing this, but sometimes bananas are yellow
Pats hang upside down and two plus two is four
So all these things are confirmed
That they are true. The globalists are attacking us
The world with this bio weapon
Of coronavirus
I need some money
For the products that
Will almost certainly protect you from diseases
Like
Oh, I don't know. He doesn't go that far
As to imply that his products are going to help
You with this situation
There is like the commercial that he plays
Is that one about like hey knock on wood
I don't get sick often
I take my products and I don't get sick
The juxtaposition of those two things
There is still the
Understanding among his audience
That he sells products that will help you
Not be sick and like oh
If I take iodine and colloidal silver
I won't catch anything
So I don't know
What if the only thing that stops coronavirus
Is the life defense
Then we're in serious trouble
That's going to be no good
Another quarter before that gets past the standards
So
It's just teasing though
He doesn't get to any specifics on this
There's not much I can do. There's no information
Based on this that is readily available
And so I just need
You know I'm like a rock climber
I need a hold
To be able to pull myself up the mountain
And Alex isn't giving me anything
So fuck we just got to see what happens
So he starts talking more about
The impeachment trial
And he has a very specific complaint about this
That I think is very dumb. It's happening.
And we've got both Savannah Hernandez
And Owen joining us
Coming up in the second hour here today
And again live reports from
D.C.
With the second day of the Trump trial
But all it is is the Democrats
Grandstanding and
Again telling us over and over again
How guilty Trump is trying to game
Trump just like they gamed
The House
He's complaining that it's just the Democrats grandstanding
It's the Democrats opening statement
Period
Like what the fuck
Oh it's just Democrats talking
That's how they agreed for the structure
Of the hearing to be
The fuck are you talking about?
No it doesn't matter
The lawyer for the Republicans
Said none of them were allowed to look at the stuff
Even though everybody saw it
Because everybody knew he was fine
And he can just lie in there
Because it doesn't fucking matter
Can you imagine like during the period
Where it's the you know
The Republicans opening statement
A couple days
Can you imagine like a serious left wing
Commentator trying to pull that kind of shit
Like the Republicans are just
Grandstanding up here saying Trump's innocent
Are you telling me that they're just
Going to talk for three days
What kind of ridiculous party
It's so abusive
Like it's so exploitative
Of his audience's lack
Of grasp of these civic things
And how they work like that is
What is going on in the trial right now
You may be annoyed by it
But it's part of the agreed upon
Format so
Shut the fuck up
Just because I agreed to do this doesn't mean
I can't still malign you while
You're doing it
So Alex says that Owen and Savannah
And Hernandez are going to be in
We're not going to hear anything from Savannah
Because their Skype doesn't really work out
And Alex is like fucking I'm not talking to her
But he does have Owen Schroyer come in
And before he does
He plays a video of Owen
Going and like proving
This is how he proves
That protesters on the left
The pro impeachment protesters
They don't even know why the impeachment's happening
We are not doing this
We got to listen to a little bit of this
He's going to get dunked on
We walk in and we're like
What are we going to do?
We find these guys
The impeached Trump group
So let's go find out if they have any idea
Why Trump's going to be impeached
And I'll go ahead and school them on the issues
So if you guys tell them why they're impeached
They're impeached
They're impeached
Is that because you don't know the reason
The impeached are ready
You don't know the reason do you
So I'm going to dominate them
We're going to pause there for a second
Because clearly this person
Who's trying to talk to has said
I'm not here to talk
Even if
I know that a lot of people
On the
People who work for the Daily Show
They go and they talk to
People at Trump rallies
Short Clepper will go and make fun of these people
If he had a video where one of them said
I don't want to talk to you
And then he kept antagonizing them
I would say that that is fucking bullshit
Even though I agree with the idea
Of making these people at Trump rallies look stupid
I agree that that's good fun entertainment
To an extent
I'm not sure if it proves much
But it's fine, it's entertainment
If one of them, of the group
That I don't care much for said
I'm not here to talk
And then Jordan Clepper was like
I don't fucking dominate this person
Then I would say that this is not cool
I'm not harassing people
Pretty sure you still have to sign releases
On broadcast TV
Apparently on infowars
You can just be like I'm gonna bitch at this person
For a while
Inexplicably thinking that he's going to dominate
Anybody in an argument
He couldn't dominate a nine year old
In an argument
So here's the truth about Trump's impeachment
They're claiming that Trump's impeachment
Is for Ukrainian quid pro quo
The only problem is
The president of the country
Who advanced the articles of impeachment
To the senate admitted
That they started this inquiry
Before Trump was even president
So how can they
Impeach Trump for something he did as president
You're in the way
You not touch my camera man
Here we go, here we go
Yeah, let's get him going
See, you can see the strategy there
Is let's get him going
Yeah, I'm gonna tell
Let's argue, let's fight
That is all they have
And really
They should stop putting out videos
That include those portions
Because it's too clear
That these people were like I don't want to talk to you
Can you please not block
Us or whatever
There's a clear disinterest in engaging
And then a poking and antagonizing
You need to cut that out
And only leave in the part where they're yelling at you later
This really hurts the optics
Except it doesn't to the intended audience
Yeah, it does for human beings
But if you're intended, no
I mean it does for us
Who are like there are standards
And things that you should do
And maybe just be a polite person
It reveals too much that the goal
Is the outburst
The goal is eliciting the outburst
And they don't care
That people may say
I don't want to talk to you
Owning the libs is not about
Arguments
Or winning or being correct
It is about making libs angry
Right, so
Owen is going to be on the show
And talking to Alex about his plight
And how difficult it is
He says that he's like a
Second-class citizen
There's a two-tier justice system against
People like him
I would like to put him down to third
Can we put him down to a third-class citizen?
I think he is a just fine citizen
He's doing alright
Let's put him down further
Anyway, Alex has some thoughts
This is just stupid
We can't find cases where the Democrats
Other than the fact that they got physical sometimes
Sometimes they've gotten physical
They've actually been indicted
But when the Democrats take over
At live events
They don't get in trouble
They might get arrested
But they're throwing the book at Owen Shroyer
You can find tons of left-wing protesters
And activists who are nonviolent
Who've been arrested for demonstrating
And faced consequences
And had to go to trial
Alex is completely making up the idea
That none are in order to exaggerate
And fuel the right-wing victimhood
That animates his business
Turning Owen Shroyer into some kind of a martyr
Although I do think this is really interesting
Because this isn't news
This isn't news
This isn't news
This is really interesting
Because this isn't news on the 22nd of January
Owen Shroyer disrupted that impeachment hearing
In early December
He's just had to go to a court date
And this makes me realize why he's still in DC
Covering the impeachment
Because he has to go to court
He has to go fight this ticket
So he's had to go out to DC
Providing up-to-date coverage
Because he has to go argue about a ticket
That's very fun
I appreciate that
It's good to get dual purpose out of your remarks
Yeah, yeah
If you're gonna be in DC anyways
Might as well log a few hours
I'm laughing because it's funny
Not because it's not wise
So
Alex has been teasing this coronavirus thing
And it really was me hitting my head against a wall
Trying to figure out what the fuck is he talking about
I have no idea
This is really absurd
Here, at this point
Alex uses a specific
And I'm able to run with it
There is a Pibright Institute
About pronouncing that right
That's a shadowy secretive group
Like a lot of these big foundations
Where they get their money
A lot of it's probably Bill Hummel and the Gates
But
They've been working
On
Trying to create
A vaccine for this
They've patented
Over the years
Different
Mutations
Of the virus
Oh, no
And so I just find it very very interesting
That magically there's a vaccine for this now
And
Well, there you go for this coronavirus
You see how sad this is
And how he's just grasping at straws
This is pathetic
And there isn't a vaccine
For this
People are working on it
But it probably won't be ready for a while
I have literally never heard Alex bring up
The Pibright Institute on his show before
And he's obviously unfamiliar with them
Being as he isn't sure how to pronounce their name
He pronounces it
But now
Here he is reporting on them
As a shadowy organization that's up to no good
He's making insinuations about them
As if they're a long time bad guy on the show
All new shit
Also a point of order, he's completely making up
That they're funded by Bill Gates
It's entirely possible that some funding
For that foundation does exist from Bill Gates
But Alex is absolutely just guessing
And making that up
He has no reason to suggest that
Other than to make the Pibright Institute look evil
By connecting them to an established bad guy
In his cinematic universe
Now that I have some information
I can get to the bottom of this
And if this clips, pathetic rambling didn't already tell you this
It would be bullshit
There is no article on info wars
Nor news wars
Nor summit news
Nor natural news that include the words
Hybride Institute
Ever? No, there is a headline though
Quote, secretive institute patented coronavirus
Vaccine recently
But that article on info wars is just the video
Of this episode that we are listening to right now
That's not fair
There's legitimately no proof of any of this shit
One of the things that's the most difficult
Is that there are a number of ways you could spell hybride
H-Y-B-R-I-G-H-T
H-I-H-I-G-H
Who knows
Thankfully, I'm an old salt
At this game
And I know the odds are that Alex flashed something up on screen
That could help me out here
So, it turns out
I went and consulted the video
It turns out when he says hybride
It's actually peer bright
P-I-R-B-A-H-G
So he meant to
So he said p-I-R-B-R-I-G-H
No, he said hybride
I heard p-I-R-B-R-I-G-H
It's peer bright
Alex appears to be getting this information
About the peer bright institute
And how they got a vaccine patented in December
From Jordan Sather
Noted QAnon weirdo on twitter
And a guy who recommends people drink bleach
For healthcare
Sather tweeted about this conspiracy back on january 21st
The day before
The episode we're listening to now
And it spread a bit from there
If I had to guess I would say that Alex saw this
But would absolutely never admit that this was a source
Unfortunately
The patent that is owned by the peer bright institute
That's related to the coronavirus
Is not for human use
And the one that Jordan Sather was tweeting about
The one that's central to all the conspiracies
That grew from there
From the patent
Although live attenuated vaccines
And inactivated vaccines are universally used
In the control of I-B-V
Condition that's related to a coronavirus
The protection gained by use of vaccine
Can be lost either due to vaccine breakdown
Or to the introduction of a new
I-B-V stereotype
Serotype
That is not related to the vaccine used
Posing a risk to the poultry industry
Further there's a need in the industry
To develop vaccines which are suitable for use
In OVO
In order to improve the efficiency
And cost effectiveness of vaccine programs
Jordan this is for birds
This is a patent for a vaccine
It's given to chickens
This is a vaccine for in OVO
Chickens
Isn't it a little bit
Convenient that this vaccine
Is for in OVO chickens down?
What do we eat?
Exactly, that's how we're going to get the vaccine virus
This is the problem with people not reading
Things
If you read over this patent
You'll find it dead giveaway when they're talking about
Clinical indications from the vaccine
And the main side effect they're talking about
And they're concerned with is snicking
Which is a respiratory condition in chickens
There's no conversation
In this patent at all about human use
Because it's a vaccine for fucking chickens
That's an issue
There's only one sliver of plausibility here
And I need to stress that this story
Alex is talking about is complete bullshit
But the sliver of sort of reality is
That the purebred institute does study animal diseases
That have a potential to possibly spread to humans
Like in the case of the coronavirus
And chickens
But that's not all that they do
They're primarily an animal health organization
As one might learn from looking into some of their other research
Like their recent breakthrough
Related to foot and mouth disease
Which only affects hooved animals
Which humans are not
I think Alex has foot and mouth disease
Alright, how we doing?
The bottom line here is that this vaccine
For chickens is not even the same strain
Of coronavirus that's currently showing up out of Wuhan
There's a completely unrelated patent
For an animal medicine
That Alex's reporting is being related to the Wuhan outbreak
And as best as I can tell
His source is the twitter account
Of a dude who tells his followers to drink bleach
This is bad work
Yeah, that's probably not what
I would say was going to get you a Pulitzer
I don't think he's going to win on this one
The great
Somebody patented a
Vaccine for chickens
And that's why we're all going to die
A story of 2020
Probably isn't going to win anything
Certainly not
So that's the big scoop
Alex has got
Jordan Sather tweeted out a patent
For a chicken vaccine
As being the same thing as this
Wuhan coronavirus outbreak
And now it's proof that the globalists
Are attacking everybody
People need to go to school
I'm going to say this quite a bit
Just go to school
You don't even need to go to school
You just need to be a little bit critical
Learn how to read
The problem isn't people not knowing how to read
It's blind trust
In people like Alex and Jordan Sather
Those types of people who
Don't do any work
Just throw spaghetti against the wall
For sensational effect
People just need to not trust them
And go and read these things
The people who are tricked
By a lot of this stuff, they know how to read
They just don't do it
And don't confirm these things
Like with Alex
If any of his listeners went and actually read
The Texas
Domestic terrorism threat assessment
It would puncture the entire world
That he's creating
Why would Alex say this is all about incels?
It's very clearly about
White racially motivated terrorism
Why
It would cause that
The trust in these figures
Is what needs to be eroded
By these bad actors
They don't present the information
Accurately
Alex is presenting this fucking dumb shit
About a chicken vaccine
You should be forced to present
The information
If you're presenting information
You should have to present the information
Or you should be open
And receptive to calls
To address the information
You're putting out
If you're wrong about something
You should be open to that
As opposed to Alex
This is going to be established
As a piece of his rhetoric moving forward
That the globalists had planned
Month and four days in advance
With this vaccine patent
And everyone will just internalize it
As a real talking point
As opposed to it being based on a fucking
Chicken vaccine
It's a vaccine for chickens
Am I correct?
And there's some concern about snicking
What he's saying
Is that
The Peer Bright Institute
Patented a vaccine for the coronavirus
That is now being treated
In Wuhan
As a possible
Issue
But it's for chickens
Yeah, just none of this
Is real, but this is the kind of
Dangerous news that Alex covers
And that's why they need him to be taken
Off the air. Is a banana
Yellow?
It's just shocking stuff we're doing
And that's why they want us off the air
Because
Right-side broadcasting and judicial watch
Are carrying feeds that they paid for
Off the government and c-span feeds
You can buy it from the government or c-span
They're in a partnership with congress
It's very inexpensive
A couple hundred bucks last time we did it
To pay for a feed
Now we just have the satellite feeds here
And subscribe to them
Jack Dorsey
Is an Oliver Darcy
Oliver Darcy calls up and says
You've got an extremist
Oh, YouTube blocked it
That's in the news right here
So that's the level
They don't want us on air, they don't want us being able to cover any of this
They are the masters
They're the controllers
They're the ones that are going to suppress the American people, but they're not
So now it's become
Alex is implying that it's in the news
That Oliver Darcy and CNN
Were behind getting Right-side broadcasting
And judicial watches streams on YouTube
Taken down, he has nothing to base that on
He just made it up earlier in the show
And now he's repeating it as if it's
Fact
He even added something to Oliver Darcy's LinkedIn page
Which is apparently he's in charge of
Getting people kicked off YouTube as well
It's in the job description
So this is how, this is again
How this mutates over the course
Of just Alex's rambling
Completely unhinged
Ungrounded
Show
It's just him talking shit
That continues to spiral out of control
Absolutely, things become
Substantiated
Things become concrete
Without any real confirmation of anything
I said it, it felt good so now it's the truth
Well he said it earlier
And he can't remember long enough
Because his memory is very similar to that of a chicken
And so he just assumes that
If I said it earlier
It was confirmed when I said it two weeks ago
Must have been
So Alex now gets back to complaining
About Owen Shroyer's victim hood
He has Owen come in
And do a little bit of a remote thing
And hey man, you know this is just all bullshit
He didn't disrupt Congress
He injected one little bit of citizen
Truth into it
And he's been arrested and he's now been in court
He's had to pay for a lawyer for committing a thought crime
But the Democrats come in and take over those events
With CodePick all the time
But again, it's
Unequal weights and measures
It's selective enforcement
And they're trying to push Owen
They're trying to bamboozle him
They're trying to shanghai him
They're trying to buffalo him
And yes
Owen's been sued by the deep state
I've been sued by the deep state
Info Wars is fighting all of that
And that's why when you buy the coffee
And that's why when you buy your good fish oil from us
You buy your good Troubles from us
This is what this all is
You see the transmutation here
Of the victimhood
The exaggeration
There's no complete selective enforcement
These Democrats who just rob don't ever
Have to deal with any consequences
But people like me and Owen
Who are up against the deep state
And so brave to do this fight
We are attacked and pleased by my coffee
It's how the victimhood gets translated
To a call to action for sales
I don't think he kept in mind
The activist that
The government tried to put in prison
For the rest of his life for leaving water out
I don't know
I don't think he included that one
Is the left disrupting things
The left never gets any consequences
For that except for the government
Trying to put you in jail for the rest of your life
For keeping people from dying
Well look dude
Who cares about that stuff
Because Owen Shroyer is getting bamboozled and buffaloed
Man I'm fine with that
I kind of hope he gets Wuhan
Alex and
Owen are, you know, they're convinced
That Jerry Nadler himself
Is behind Owen's persecution
By himself
And so they talk about this a little bit
And Alex gets a little weird
They pay protesters come out here
That have no idea what the impeachment is even about
But oh my gosh
If you're one lowly peon
If you're one tiny little ant
One little citizen
That dares stand up to the
But let's just say this
Wow, wow
But he is one hot man
You know what, I'm not attracted to
Oompa Loompas Alex
Great riff
Great riff
Yeah, Marvin Gaye is great
Good comedy
Alex is like I'm not gay
But that Jerry Nadler is real hot
And just dead air
Owen just not a yes and
God
He's not very talented on Mike
Bad starting point for the bit
First of all, and then Owen just really
No-budded him
Oh man, he's not attracted to Oompa Loompas
Please stop now
Not great. So their interview is stupid
And not worth even really talking about
Alex goes to break and he comes back
I don't know what happened during the break
But Alex is really mad
You know, this happens here
On air and in the interest of total
Transparency
I was already going to play this later in the fourth hour
We're going to play it now
Because it's so important and
We've got so many incredible clips
From what happened in Virginia
That during a
Short break
Trying to decide again which ones we're going to play
Because they're all so powerful
And then other people come in the room and ask questions
No problem, we're just an open news room in here
You know, we're too few people doing too much
And I'm not complaining
That I get angry
And I've learned instead of getting angry
Just say, hey, I'm going to pick what I think
Is one of the most important reports
And just play almost the whole thing
So this is a development
Alex is furious, but he's keeping it
Together enough to throw it to
An ad
Or like one of his videos
So he does that, he just plays for the rest
Of this entire segment, a video of Millie Weaver
At the Virginia rally
And I mean, I guess it's probably less
Abusive, especially
I mean, and less weird to your audience
Than just scream and storm off set
But I mean, you kind of got to assume
He's doing some of that stuff just off air
Yeah, yeah, yeah
He says he's really, really bad
It seems like somebody just pointed out to him
That he's abused his staff on air
Maybe a little too much
And he could just throw it to a segment
Maybe one of his producers came up
And was like, hey, Alex, that whole thing
About the coronavirus is stupid
Like that, you just said
Dumb shit on air
And then he's super furious about it
So he's got to throw it to a Millie Weaver report
Now there's something interesting
When he comes back
His coverage takes a real shift
And it becomes very
Anti-Islam
And it seems to me that there's a possibility
That when Alex gets really mad
The only way he can really out
Allow it to get out
Is to yell about Islam and to complain
So he starts doing that
A little bit here in this next clip
Generally speaking, I try not to pay too much attention to things like celebrities getting into fights
Particularly when there's like some ambiguity to it
I don't care about celebrities
And I'm not impressed by fights
So it's just not my thing
With the ASAP Rocky situation
I have no idea what happened
But it's literally nothing like what Alex is describing
There's a video of the fight
And it's not a bunch of black guys walking down the street
Only to be attacked by little Islamics
As Alex puts it
This is gaslighting
Because whatever the reality of what started that fight is
Documented reality is not what Alex is describing
The 19-year-old who ended up getting beaten up
Didn't get charged by the Swedish government
Because it was determined in court
That he only acted in self-defense
Also, even if Trump did push
To get Rocky out of prison
It's hilarious how stupid his attempts were
To quote an article in Reuters about it
Quote
That's an issue
That's the story of his presidency
Doing nothing, just being loud
Yeah, and embarrassing
I don't think that Alex is right
To claim that the French government is admitting
That there are no Go Zones
Hundreds and hundreds of them
But I think I understand where this story is coming from
I don't think that Alex is right
To claim that the French government is admitting
That there are no Go Zones
Hundreds and hundreds of them
But I think I understand where this story
Is coming from
He's reporting on a Breitbart story
That uses a story in a French paper
Le Journal du Dimanche as its source
There's a little bit of a slippery translation
Here, I think, where the story is saying
That a classified document
Allegedly says that 150 districts
In France are held by Islamists
This document is referenced
But the article in the Journal du Dimanche
Also says that a quote has not been disclosed
So it's not clear even what this document says
But the article in the Journal du Dimanche
Also says that a quote has not been disclosed
So it's not clear even what this document says
But the article does go on
To discuss polling numbers
In Maubage
Where the Union of French Muslim Democrats
Got a 40% approval in a poll
So it seems to me
There's a decent chance that what this is about
Is that there's a Muslim political party
That's popular in communities
Where there are more Muslims
And this is being translated and reported
I think that there's a possibility
That that's what this is about
So I looked into the Union
Of French Muslim Democrats a little bit
It seems like Alex and his ilk should really
Be in favor of them
Also, to be clear, just so you know, off the top
That party has fielded candidates
For office that are not Muslims
It's not a uniquely, strictly Muslim
Party
And certainly not an extreme party
According to an article in Deutsche Well
From 2015
The UFMD is an attempt
To combat Islamophobia
By encouraging young Muslims to get engaged
With the political process
The article spoke to a 28-year-old woman
Who's involved in the party
Who's stressed that getting involved
In this sort of activity is important
It's an important part of quote
Showing that we are not like them
Referencing ISIS
In the article, a sociologist named Pietra
Reflects on the party
And notes that there's little chance
That the party can be divided
Into two sides in regional elections
But, quote, the fact that they embrace
Their attachment to secularism
And the French Republic
Can help in de-demonizing Muslims
As their people appear
In the media and get better known
They'll be seen in a different way
I don't know how much this article proves
That the government is admitting
That there's hundreds and hundreds of no-go sounds
But it definitely doesn't appear
That that is the thrust of the article
That's put on it by Breitbart
And then exaggerated by Alex
And in reality
I think that there's probably
Just bigotry behind this
So this article is referencing
A document that hasn't been read
By anybody that has alleged contents
And then
The article itself immediately
Goes to polling suggesting that
In reality, this is just
Where Muslims are
I'm not certain
I don't know what the secret
Classified document says
And Alex doesn't either
But the article
When talking about these
Areas that are, quote, held by Islamists
Then immediately
Talks about this Union of French Muslim
Democrats
So it seems to me that there might be
Some sort of a connection between the definition
Of held by Islamists
And the UFMD
Pulls well in this place
It seems like there might be a connection from the text
I'm not entirely sure
I don't trust Breitbart or Alex's spin
On these sorts of issues
So whatever, I think that this is just Islamophobia
Yeah, this sounds just racist
And it makes sense that it would be
Because from here Alex just descends into
Complete nonsense about Muslims
And I had Muslims repeatedly come up
And tell me
When I was in DC, listen
We're gonna conquer you just like
We're gonna conquer Paris
Odd way to start a conversation
And you're gonna submit
Or you're gonna be driven into the hills
And
I'm gonna get to this later
But it's a long story
But I had a group of Muslims covertly
Messing with my wife
When I took her on the trip with me
So they didn't mess with me
They would mess with her
And I didn't think she was crazy
But I was like, really?
And then I caught one of them doing it in the hotel
Doing what?
Coming up saying mean things
Then acting like nothing happened, gaslighting
It's just incredible because they know how to not go frontal
Up against the man, they mess with your woman
It's disgusting
I don't believe a single part of this story
And here's why
For one, Alex seems to be trying to come up with a story
Here and his brain isn't so fast
He's pulling together some bullshit
Second, he has no video of this
Yet his team was surrounding him with cameras the whole time
He was in DC
Third, he says that Muslims were messing with his wife
Because they know not to go frontal
And mess with the man
But not 10 seconds prior, he just said that Muslims
Repeatedly threatened to conquer him while he was in DC
So what is it?
Are they so bold that they openly threatened to
Conquer the big strong Alex?
Or are they so sneaky that they dare not confront
Big strong Alex but instead mess with his wife?
It makes no sense
If you look at it as just random bullshit
Alex is making up to demonize Muslims
Because he hates Muslims
Dan, whatever it is they're doing
It's bad
So I'm going to say they're doing this and it's bad
And I'll say they're doing that and it's bad
And it's all bad, Dan
So the issue though is that
Islam is intolerant
Whereas Christianity
I really don't think that's where we're going
This clip is really stupid
I'm just going to say that in advance
What we need is real Christianity
That is the answer to unify humanity together
Christianity is tolerant of other groups
Islam is not
But by making it the world religion
Everyone then must submit to it
And that's what the globalists have chosen it
And the handy crisis is going to try to
Enforce in the future
A weird globalist secularist
System
But that is allied with Islam
Where it will be able to
Persecute whoever it wants
And that you'll have to bow to it
And to the beast at the same time
Everything with Satan is a fraud
And a contradiction
And as you can see the whole thing
Coming clearly, clearly into view
Really
And the beast at the whore rides
That's why the Vatican is now converting to Islam
In the final move
And Catholics are rejecting it
Because it's no longer Catholicism
That is in war
It is a hundred percent
A satanic religion
Captured by the devil himself
Oh
God help us
God help us
This is a big get for Islam
Wow, cool Pope is like
Hey, maybe priests should fuck
And he's like, well it turns out you're outlying
With Islam now
I didn't realize that the Vatican had converted to Islam
That's huge
That's a
Tom Cruise and Scientology level get right there
So dumb, so dumb
I mean, all Alex is really expressing
Is basically he wants his weird
Version of Christianity to get theocracy
Globally
What we need to unite humanity
Is my weirdo Christianity
Because that's so tolerant
That it will absolutely
Crush Islam
Because it's intolerant
I know one person who subscribes to Alex's religion
And that's Alex
The word I would use to describe him
It's fucking tolerant
So tolerant
Like a beacon of understanding
And unity and oneness
It's so amazing to me
How intolerant everybody is
And thank goodness for Alex to point it out
To us in a very vicious and racist way
Totally
It's amazing how intolerant everybody is
We should get rid of them and smash them
And eradicate them from there
Because they're so intolerant
Like a pretty stupid
Islamophobic chunk of his show
Right after he came back
From break saying that he was super angry
Yes, and
Are you saying those two things may be related?
It feels like it
Okay, I said I'd get to all this other news and I haven't
Because I'm just angry right now
Absolutely angry
And there's just too many angles
There's just too much news, there's just too much to cover
I don't even know how you hit it all
Cover anything
Stop it
It does seem like
If you say this often enough
If you say often enough there's too much news
Then you should by now
Have a strategy to cope with that
I often feel like there's too much going on in the world
And it's kind of overwhelming
And one of the ways that I kind of deal with that
Especially as someone who has a show
And puts out a product
Is that I just have to make peace with the fact
That we can't cover everything that's important
And it sucks
Because there is a lot of stuff that's going on in the world
That does deserve attention
But I feel like other shows are probably far more capable
Of doing that
And I take a narrow focus
And I really only cover the stuff that Alex brings up
And that allows me
To actually cover things
As opposed to being deeply
Deeply overwhelmed by the thousands
Of stories that are going on in the world
All I can do is really like
Drop this up, so here we go
Oh, hey, is there a patent for this
Wuhan coronavirus thing?
No, this is some dumb Q and on weirdo
Who tweeted about this and it's a chicken vaccine
Boom, we're able to cover it
Do that, Alex
I can't imagine what our show would be
If you just open it up top with just like
Alex said just too much
For us to cover today
He just said too much for us to cover
So let's bullshit for the first half hour
45 minutes
We'll get to something you said
I have 7000 clips stacked up in my
I'm gonna play, I'm gonna
In the next hour
I'm gonna go to 10 clips
Or just gonna play 10 clips
I sometimes feel that way
But you gotta fight back against it
And just do something
Alex can't
But I think part of that is because he knows how flimsy
All of the thousands of news stories
That he needs to cover
He can't get in any greater depth
About that vaccine story
Because he knows that as soon as he does
It becomes clear that this is a chicken vaccine
He can't get in any greater depth
About his complaints about the impeachment
Because if he does he then has to address
The fact that this is the Democrats opening
Statements portion of it
Of course they are doing all the talking
This lawyer is grandstanding whenever he says
This is a
Right, he can't get in any greater depth about how
Owen is being singularly persecuted
Because if he does it opens up the possibility
Of recognizing that left wing people do get punished
For this sort of thing
He can't get in any greater depth about the
No-go zones in France because if he does
This primary source that he is
Going back to doesn't necessarily
Prove what he is talking about
He can't, he has to get overwhelmed
By the amount of news because
All he can deal with is this surface
All that is overwhelming
And I feel bad for him
I don't
I mean what he could really do is
Having too much news to cover
He could take a few subjects and really
Make up some good bullshit about
He would have done that 15 years ago
I know, I know
He's old and he's tired and he's not good at this anymore
I guess he's just trying to kill
A little bit more time
Because you wait enough time
And you get to do stuff like this
So you come here legally and you're producing
We need to compete with China and India
If you adopt our values great
But they're not adopting our values
Because the democrats have it set up
To put them on welfare and brainwash them
So until that's fixed I want a moratorium
On immigration ladies and gentlemen
Until it's fixed
Alright, I'm going to go to break
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Not bringing in any money
Immigration whatsoever
That's what I'm asking for
I need some money
That's not even a discussion of illegal undocumented
Immigrants, he just seems to have shot it all down
Immigration, yep, close our borders
So Alex is wrestling
When he gets back from commercial about how the
He maybe said he was going to take some
Calls or talk about news
But he hasn't done any of it
That said I was going to take calls today
But I've got my mind on the news here
Because there's a lot of breaking news
And there's also
Trump and Greta Thunberg
Is very illustrative
There's also
The latest on the virus, they're hyping up
Is it really this mega deadly threat?
I think it is a pretty big threat
There's a lot of creepy stuff going on
Why do you think it's a big threat?
Because he's dumb, but I mean it could be a threat
But there's more information that's needed
To assess the realities of it
And all that stuff
You can't behave like this
In issues of serious public health issues
It's just
It's bad
The Trump and Greta stuff, who cares
This is nonsense
Alex's only point is that
She's not complaining about China
And the issue is that with her advocacy
Through the UN filing a complaint
On the behalf of the children
Of a number of countries
She can't complain about China
They're not signed on to that treaty
So that kind of
Falls apart
The complaint of why isn't she
Singling out China as opposed to these countries
That she has listed
There is no mechanism in place
China hasn't signed that treaty
It's very simple
Why am I not calling out China?
Because they're not listening
I'm talking to you
So I'm not going to talk to you about China
That's not going to do anybody any fucking good
It's ridiculous
Hey UN, just so you know
I'm so mad at China
So of course you guys should do everything
So Alex
He has to address something
Because it's something
That Tucker Carlson talked about on his show
Otherwise Alex would probably just fucking ignore this
Because he doesn't want any part of it
But Tucker has brought it to the
The mainstream consciousness
And that is the fact that
Trump and his environmental protection agency
Are rolling back restrictions
And regulations on atrazine
Which of course is the chemical
That is turning the freaking frogs game
There have been in place
Restrictions and oversight
Regulations
Testing of water supplies
In order to have hard limits
On what amount of atrazine can be
In any drinking water
Alex doesn't want any in there
Because it turns the frogs game
But Trump is loosening those
Regulations and restrictions
Which will have the effect of leading to more
Atrazine being in the water
Which will make more frogs game
You can't prove that. I am sure that
Private entities as always
Are willing to regulate themselves
And keep from
That's not Alex's angle
Because Tucker Carlson has talked about this
And Tucker and Alex have a very
It's a Venn Diagram
That's a circle of audience
Although Alex's circle is much smaller
Much smaller
He has to address this
He has to rationalize
But you know there's no perfect way to stop this
We just got to take action
But there's a lot of chemicals that can be used
In industry that aren't even in the same
Class as bad as atrazine
And the fact that
Trump has
Loosened up
Restrictions on
Atrazine when they had been cracked down on
He just saw everything
The Democrats were restricting
As something to shut down America
Like clean burning coal
And that's true
So like I said
Atrazine is the chemical that's behind the moment
That most people probably know Alex for
Turning the freaking frogs gay rant
Obviously Alex doesn't understand the science
Behind the effects of atrazine pollution
But we've gotten into that in the past
And the more important thing here
Is that atrazine is not a chemical
That's good for people to be exposed to
In large quantities
It's not going to turn people gay like Alex might suggest
That a lot of available evidence seems to suggest
That he's overblowing the dangers of it
But I feel like no pollution is good pollution
So whatever, I'll agree that we should regulate
The hell out of these pesticides and herbicides
So they're only used appropriately
Alex shouldn't agree with that
He shouldn't agree with that
But there's no way to put this lightly
This chemical is a gigantic part
Of Alex's career
And now his hero, King Trump
He's presiding over an EPA that wants to
Loosen regulations that experts say
Increase atrazine contamination in waterways
By up to 50%
Odd
Another interesting move on the EPA's part
Is that they adjusted the amount of the chemical
That's considered safe for humans
To make easier for pollution to go unpunished
The amount they decided on
Is taken straight from the primary
Manufacturer of atrazine
Singenta
The company that makes it made a suggestion
The EPA is following that suggestion
Has the EPA just finally admitted
To changing its name
To the Environmental Destruction Agency
This is insane
Much like Bolsonaro
Attacking the press
This is bad, but shouldn't be a surprise
For anyone
Of course Trump would sell out the safety
And protections enjoyed by all the little people
In the country to benefit a large business
That's what he's into
He's made it super clear
But Alex can't ignore this one
Tucker Carlson talked about it
And atrazine is Alex's turf
That's the opposite of fighting against it
Well, that's a problem
Trump not further restricting atrazine
Would further imply to Alex's audience
That he doesn't know or doesn't care
About this chemical
Which I guess is the angle Alex is going with
And that seems like a really sad spin
The best Alex can do is say
That the Democrats are pushing regulations
On tons of stuff, so Trump didn't even look
Into the things that they were regulating
And just said about undoing all of it
That's what a child would do
Having an idiot being in charge of the country
And not for nothing
Alex is also being very clear that the Democrats
Were the ones who were doing what he wanted
Which is to limit atrazine use
This is true, going back to the
Food Quality Protection Act of 1996
Which Bill Clinton signed into law
That was about creating safety standards
For pesticides, particularly aimed
At protecting children's health
So yeah, here we have a chemical
That Alex believes is a part of a giant
Globalist attack on the public
And it feminizing the men so they can't have
Western civilization or whatever
And what do we find?
We find Alex's big enemy, Bill Clinton
Signing legislation to restrict its use
And his hero, Trump, pushing to roll back
These regulations and expose more people to it
And the best Alex can come up with
Is that Trump is just, you know,
He's exposing everyone to dangerous chemicals
Because the Democrats didn't want him to
This is pathetic, this is pathetic
Even as a propagandist, this is just the weakest
Shit ever
Trump years and the last
Obama year
Really changed
Because for too long during Obama's
Years, I defended him
You know, like with
Why didn't he close down Guantanamo Bay
Well, these are the political realities of the time
And he's got to spend his capital this way
And this whole thing with Trump
And looking at Alex turning into this
Fucking weak, toady, bullshit
I just realized that, no
There's no defending the president
If fuck him, if the president
Is doing some bullshit
Then it doesn't matter what team you're on
Fucking get on him
Get on the president
I think that there are differences
I think that there's a difference
Between recognizing political
Realities and making excuses
It's sometimes a gray thing
I think that there's sometimes
A little bit of
Six or one half dozen of the other
You know, I understand that
But I don't disagree
With the point that you're making
But I also think that
Taken to its extreme
That argument is an untenable way
Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah
Not giving anyone ever the benefit of the debt
Is going to lead to a completely
Um
Piranha-like environment
Where everybody is just throwing bricks
At politicians because they're like
It takes a week for the bill to pass
Fuck you
Fuck you, put it there now
I just meant that it is a smart idea
For us to have a
Baseline adversarial
Relationship with our government
Regardless of whether or not it is the one that
We have voted in
They need to be held to the fire
At all fucking time
You cannot take a single moment off
That adversarial nature
Needs to be tempered
With a collaborative
Spirit
To be otherwise
It gets incredibly out of control
Of course
But yeah, point well taken
I still think even whatever you're describing
About your path in the time when you were
Making excuses for Obama has nothing
In relation to what Alex is doing
No, absolutely, now I'm just saying that
This stuff is what has made me
Like really just escape
That concept entirely
Like just watching Alex go this far
Is the same thing
It's revealing how silly it is
To go to make excuses
At all
Because this is where you fucking get
What you end up with is rambling about how
Well, it's okay that he's putting
This chemical that I've spent my entire
Career railing of back into the water
It's not okay, but the reason he's doing it
Is because he's just opposed to everything
The Democrats do
So that's even worse
Yeah, that's describing it
Because that implies that Trump's decision
Making process is completely reactionary
And just completely fucking
What they want, and that to me
Is like, well, you're describing then
A bad thinking path
That leads to decisions that may
Be right or may be wrong
I don't trust the process
That gets you to the decision
And therefore everything is bad
Yeah, yeah, and it's good
That is born out by fact
It does seem like literally everything
That Obama did is exactly what Trump
Is trying to undo
Seems like there's a pattern
But it's important to recognize
That atrazine
It's shrinking dicks
There's just no way around this
Can't avoid it
The last 70 years or so with atrazine in the water
The genitals
This is a uterine
The deformity that happens in uterus
During development of the fetus
Where males slowly
Are having their genitals waste away
Men are going to have genitals
The size of a woman's clitoris
In about two generations
With current atrazines
If you like your sons not having a cock
Then you're going to love atrazine
This is a family show
Wait, so Trump is getting rid of American
Cockstand? I don't know
We got a chicken vaccine and a cock killer?
This is a family show
If you like your children
Having dicks
Or whatever
Then don't vote for Trump
So I looked into it a little bit
And there are some instances
Of genital malformation
That can be attributed to
Or potentially attributed
To atrazine exposure
But what I think Alex is mistaken
Because it's not a giant issue
That is noted from atrazine
I think he's mixing up congenital
And genital
I think he's mixing up that with the word congenital
And thinking it means it has to do with your dicks
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That does sound right
Two generations is all it takes
To wipe out dicks onto the planet
That's surprising
So we're in a serious situation
And so Alex decides
It's time
Send a message to Trump
Sure, sure
I wasn't going to talk about this
But I might as well
Because really it's a message to the White House
I've had the White House reach out
They could see how hard it was
Just fighting
Because all the phones are tapped
And all the rest of it
And when they open up the criminal investigation
Of myself and Stone
There's a lot of stuff I can talk about
At this point
But I've talked to the FBI
I've been in to see the FBI
A lot of stuff's gone on, okay
And they obviously know I'm not a Russian
And they understand what's happening
But
I don't need Trump to call me
I don't need Trump to have other journalists
Contact me so the president wanted to thank you
And really appreciate you and appreciate what you're doing
I don't need to be padded on the head
Like I've told Trump when he calls me
I need action from the president
We've already seen bold action
But we need to get on the offensive
And we need to indict the deep state
We need to indict big tech for
Racketeering and suppression
And just every crime you can imagine
It's open and shut
They're the authoritarians, they're the danger
Listen, I like President Trump
When do we want him? Two generations from now
I've already seen the top of Hollywood
I've seen the top of the US government
I don't care about all that stuff
The pomp, the circumstance
I'm not looking for the pat on the head
Mr. President
I'm looking for action
That's all I'm asking for
And I know you're giving us action on so many fronts
I'm just simply telling you it's what the people want
It's what's right
But I know who can take action
And that's the listeners
And the viewers of this broadcast
We are the voice and the heart
And the soul and the spirit of Americana
The fusion of the Republic of 1776
With real Christianity
Not fake, in your face
Pharisees, holier than now
Stuff just, I love God
I want to take action and I know you do too
Let's do it together
And that's why funding us and buying products
And sign up for auto-ship
And be able to, you know, recurring
Support us and get great profits at the same time
It's so critical
Commit now, step to the plate
And the fight for freedom
This raises a really interesting question
And that is, was that ad pivot part of the message
To the White House?
I'm pretty sure it was, yes
Because, you know, in the same way that
When you're praying, it doesn't end until you say amen
He didn't put the end quotation on it
No, it doesn't feel like it
That still seems like a message to the White House
Trump, you need to get our great products
While you're wearing a diaper
Nothing keeps you from shitting your pants
Quite like life defense
It also does raise the question of like
Why isn't Trump giving them a bunch of money
Like he clearly has no
Because Trump has never, ever
Ever given anyone money
Right, but to the
Viewers who believe in
Everything Alex is saying
Obviously Trump is corrupt as shit
He would not have any problem with like
Alright, Alex, you need two million dollars
Here's your fucking budget
You get the Ukraine military aid
Yeah, through some sort of
Byzantine system
Of hiding money
It is not
And I think that actually is kind of like
The way that ad pivot is structured
It really does kind of draw attention to the fact that
Like, yeah
What? Wait
A lot of right wing billionaires give tons of money
Why would you
Ever have problems
Money wise
Because billionaires are
Notorious for their loyalty
Right
The billionaires are noted
For when you stop being useful
For them taking care of you
For the work that you've done
Maybe some time
Around
Oh, I don't know
So earlier Alex was
Talking a bit about the dicks
Yeah, and how Trump
Is getting rid of American cocks
That is exactly what Trump is doing
Yeah, yeah
Alex Jones says
Trump is shrinking American dicks
Put that on right wing watch now
Now! I want it up there
So Alex talks a little bit more
About this atrazine situation
I think you can really see the mechanics
Behind what he's doing in this clip
I don't have to apologize to corn farmers
To tell them that
I noticed that farmers in those areas
Have a lot of cancers, a lot of problems
And your daughters can't have children
And your sons basically can't have sex
Because they don't have genitals
Now, I mean you heard
That's putting it lightly that the testicles
Don't descend on a lot of people
That's what gets reported
Sure
But you know if dad's wondering why
He had a good size Johnson and his son
Basically doesn't have a penis
It's because atrazine, okay
And of course those kids your son's gonna get
So
They need to ban atrazine
And they've got a lot of other pesticides that don't do this
Still not good for your liver
But atrazine bio accumulates
In the corn and it gets into the water table
And it stays there for years
I'm gonna tell farmers something
And yeah, I'm gonna try to fund ourselves at the same time
If you live and get municipal water
Or you've got well water, or you live anywhere near farming
You are
Insane
You can't use a gravity
Head filter
That takes out all the bad chemicals
But leaves the good minerals in
And that's the electropure breeze
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This is a perfect example
Of a situation where it appears like
Alex's content on the show is actually being informed
By what he sells
The reason for this is that he doesn't appear to be saying
In order to make his farmer listeners
Scared of their water
Than offering them a solution for a price
All the stuff Alex seems to be getting
About dick shrinking
Like I said, I think it's
If I had to guess, it's him not understanding
What congenital means
I think that's what's going on
Hey, Johnny Corn Farmer
You want your kid to have a dick?
Well then you better get this fucking water filter
I think he just is misunderstanding words
And then ranting about them
I've seen from like the NIH
There are some very small indications
Of possible genital deformations connected
To atrazine exposure, but it's nowhere near
The top of concerns
Like heart related issues for example
Are far more common
The big giveaway that Alex is talking shit here
Is that he says that atrazine bio accumulates
This is not true
According to the agency for toxic substances
And disease registry
A division of the department of health and human services
If humans take in atrazine
And quote, primarily excreted in the urine
And quote, some atrazine
In its metabolites might enter the organs
Or fat tissue, but they do not
Bio accumulate or build up or remain
In the human body
So not only do they not
Not only do they not
Not even like a little bit
So that's within the human body though
What about in the corn that Alex is talking about
What about in chickens
Well, from the same report by the ATSDR
In their section about atrazine in the environment
Quote, atrazine does not tend to bio accumulate
Another report
Put out by the ATSDR
Found that it doesn't bio accumulate in fish
And quote, little food chain
Accumulation of atrazine has been observed
It does not tend to bio accumulate
A 2014 paper
Put out by the journal of environmental
Science and pollution research
Showed some promise of identifying
A particular green micro algae
That had the trait of actually accumulating atrazine
In it and then biodegrading it
Within it's cells
This is interesting because most plants
Don't behave that way
And this would be a way of cleaning up
Places that have atrazine
Right, right, right
Atrazine is a chemical with a fairly short
Half-life between 14 and 109 days
In the atmosphere
When it's in the human body
It's only detectable for approximately 48 hours
Since it's flushed out really quickly
None of this is to say that it's perfectly safe
Or doesn't still pose a risk
In particularly in utero
But the story that Alex is telling
Is specifically not true
Atrazine is a chemical that researchers have found
Is not prone to bio accumulation
He's saying that it is, or as I call it
Lying because it creates a problem
For his listeners
These listeners will then have a reaction
Of getting scared of their water
And how it's going to make their sons
Have no dicks
And there is Alex with a perfect solution
This giant water filter that he sells
Alex talks all the time
About the globalists using the Hegelian dialectic
Where they create a problem
To cause a reaction in the public
So they can be there with a solution to the problem
They themselves have created
It turns out that this is also a very apt way
To describe Alex's own business model
Yeah
Well, I mean if they're doing it
I don't know if they are
All the times that Alex has laid out examples
Of that it seems like bullshit
But in the context
In the context of Alex's own sales practices
It seems like
You're just doing this
Anyway
This is all bullshit
So in this next clip
Alex is talking about having a breakthrough
I have a quick question
Does his filter even filter out
The chemical?
Probably
I would assume so
I kind of think it probably won't
I looked into it quite a while back
But it seems like the filters are actually really good
It's a third party
That makes these filters
I know Alex isn't fucking basket weaving
No, but also
That's the other thing too about this
These are big fucking purchases
If he's talking about a farmer getting one of these
Like these water filters
These are the ones that are the size of a school bus
Yeah, these are like 20 grand
He's swinging for the fences
In terms of like big ticket items
Gotta get big ticket items off the shelf
I imagine they take up a lot of space in the warehouse
That's why I can't get any more life defense
There's no shelf space
These aren't on the shelf
These are just he gets a cut for any sales that
The filter people get
So Alex gets to talking about the impeachment
Right? And he had a breakthrough
About why the impeachment is happening
If you listen carefully
You might miss it if you're not paying attention
A little subtle plug for his coffee
Something really hit me
During the break
I was
Back during the coffee room
I've been visiting in that a little bit more today
Because I didn't have much sleep while I was out of town
So I'm exhausted
Usually you just have maybe two cups by now
I'm on like cup number four
This Wake Up America coffee
Which is very strong
So I'm being a very bad boy right now
But it is good
Whoever knew getting high was so delicious
Everybody
Very subtle
Dead Bucks
Big Buddy
Par for the course
And it just hit me
And I'm going to say this is going to be incredibly obvious
You're going to go wow Alex
Tell us the grass is green next
But of all the reasons
They keep this impeachment going
And the fake investigations going and all of it
First and foremost
To change the subject
Losers they are and how their cities are collapsing
And how corrupt they are and how evil they are
And to keep Trump on the defense
And to hog up all the time and energy
And to be the center of attention
But the reason they got to keep the impeachment going
As long as possible is their racing
To dig up more fake dirt
Ah
There we go
But the length of the trial has already been set
Right
So I guess that means we're done here
I don't care
I don't care
His angle on this is stupid
These aren't even new thoughts
He's talking about this as a breakthrough
These are things he yells about all the time
Stop drinking that coffee
It's fourth cup? That's almost as much as I drink
You drink way more than that
I drink a full pot and a half of coffee every day
So this is our last clip
And it's Alex talking about the impeachment some more
I really thought
When I
really thought that there was a good likelihood
That this was going to be a real
Breakdown for him, like a real freak out
His hero is actually having
A trial in the Senate for impeachment
I thought
But then when he said this
I realized like, of course he's not
He's not even going to talk about it
For the most part
And that's all this is, is sucking all the oxygen out of the room
And so that's why
I'm not going to cover the impeachment
Very much, or the trial
When Republicans do their defense
After almost three and a half
Four months of this BS
I will cover that
So I'm just going to cover
The Republicans
I'm really only going to talk about
What Jim Jordan ends up saying
And you know, hey
They're just going to pretend all the other stuff doesn't exist
So just in advance know that there are going to be
A very, very
Biased coverage on my show
That reminds me so much of Andy
Daily's podcast pilot project
Whenever he's like
Whenever he's doing the
Character and he's just like
No, I don't understand
The prosecution shouldn't be allowed to say anything
Here's how the trial works
I give my defense, you guys say I didn't do it
And then we go home. What do you mean the prosecution
Prosecution? That's a miscarriage of justice
To even have the prosecution
Why are they allowed to talk?
Yeah, yep
It's a mess. That's how it works
Anyway, I don't expect it to be very fertile
Pastures for us to
Cover Alex's coverage of the
The impeachment, so
They might free up some time
And make it much less of a priority
To talk about the present day
Also on the other hand
It's almost even more damning
Just to listen to the Republican defense
Of it, just because what could they
Possibly have other than
It's a deep state conspiracy
Right, and that's right in line with what Alex wants
To cover. Basically all I hear
Is him just abdicating any kind of responsibility
To address points that are brought up
By non
Nunes
Trump's lawyers
Jim Jordan
Types
He doesn't want to address any kind of
Thing that's not already
Implicitly and intrinsically
On his side. So great
Enjoy
That's the definition of being in a bubble
So great Alex, have fun with that.
It's a good thing that this one will never burst.
Anyway, I think that the most important thing
Here that I enjoyed
Is the narrative about this
Institute with the chicken
Vaccine. I think it's just
That's too good. I can't
That it turns out to be a chicken vaccine is just
I can't stress enough like
These large things that Alex presents
As narratives almost
Always without fail
You just look into them a little bit more
And you end up finding
That he knows nothing about what he's talking about
It's all just bullshit. And this
Like this and the Texas Domestic Terrorism
Threat Assessment. Like there are just two prime
Examples of
Him trying to make hay out of
Bullshit. And it's just laughable
This is just sad shit. Yeah.
How anybody could confuse them
Or ever confuse them with
An actual journalistic outlet is
Mind-boggling. That's because they're fun
To some people. I mean well yeah
You're entertaining and get you in
With yelling about gay frogs. You're laughing
Before you know it. You're like this guy's
Entertaining. This guy's got some things to say.
You can't be wrong about everything. No.
It's literally not possible to be wrong about
Everything. And it turns out. Look he's right.
It turns out it is literally possible
To be wrong about everything. It does seem that way.
Anyway we'll be back on Monday
But until then we have a website. We do have a website
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Oh yeah. We'll be back
Until then, I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX
Clark. I'm a chicken vaccine.
Andy and Chanzas. You're on the air. Thanks for
Holding.
Hello Alex. I'm a first-name caller.
I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.