Knowledge Fight - #391: January 22, 2020

Episode Date: January 24, 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is doing with the beginning of Trump's impeachment trial. In this installment, Alex gives up on covering the impeachment, attempts to launch a bird...-brained conspiracy about the Coronavirus, and warns of shrinking genitals.

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Starting point is 00:00:48 Thanks for holding us Hello, I'm Alex from Mr. Simphon I'm a huge fan I love your words Knowledge, Fight No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no KnowledgeFight.com I, I love you
Starting point is 00:00:59 Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight I'm Dan I'm Jordan We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones Indeed we are Dan Jordan Dan
Starting point is 00:01:08 Jordan What was the last live TV event you watched? Oh Something that you felt like I gotta watch this live I mean I watched a little bit of the impeachment hearings on like not, I don't have a TV to watch it on Oh yeah, that's fair If you could consider that
Starting point is 00:01:23 Yeah Kind of Yeah I don't know Um I don't know Cause you don't watch sports Not really
Starting point is 00:01:29 So you never do that live TV I've watched some of that in a bar with you though Well yeah They're not too distant past I meant something more like what you wanted to see Like some people are like, it's Monday I gotta watch the fucking bachelor Well I mean I've watched some like wrestling paper views
Starting point is 00:01:43 in the past year Oh that's true Not a ton of them Like I'm not as into wrestling as a lot of listeners may assume I am Based on knowing things about it But um This weekend's the Royal Rumble I'm excited about that
Starting point is 00:01:55 Oh it is Are you watching the Royal Rumble? No matter how little I actually care that much about wrestling I can never not get excited about a Royal Rumble You know what The Rumble is what you live and die for It's great Yeah
Starting point is 00:02:08 Cause here's the thing You got 30 dudes that end up having to fight with each other And get thrown over the top row before this thing can end The whole thing And the way it's structured And actually I should say now there's also a women's rumble So there's 30 women also in a match But the way the match is structured is
Starting point is 00:02:24 The first person comes out And then the second person comes out And they fight And then two Supposedly two minutes later Someone else comes out Although that time frame is very variable Random
Starting point is 00:02:36 But the excitement of the countdown of like five Four You don't know who's coming out The music hits And they just give you that like that dopamine rush 30 times It's very exciting They have people from the past that come back
Starting point is 00:02:51 Oh god I've watched a few rumbles There was a couple of comedian friends Used to do a fantasy football game with it Trying to guess like a surprise entrance Yeah, yeah, yeah Everybody fills stuff out There's money put on it
Starting point is 00:03:06 It was fantastic It was great I love it Take even the wrestling aspect out of it Just random people showing up Somewhere in a procession Here's my idea Here's my idea to really take it up a new notch
Starting point is 00:03:20 All right One ring But two rings in the So there's a ring There's one whole thing And then only one ring divided So it's like two rings smashed together Sharing one wall
Starting point is 00:03:33 On either side There's the women's royal rumble And then the men's royal rumble Stagger them every minute Somebody news coming out And you can throw a woman or a man Over the central buckle Into the men's or women's royal rumble
Starting point is 00:03:48 The WWE is very much not super into Inter-gender wrestling at this point They do not like the idea of the optics Of men hating women It's not something that they're super into Given that they sell a lot of toys Fair, fair And the product is largely directed at children
Starting point is 00:04:07 I think their sponsors are not interested in that What about throwing women out of a ring? Well, I mean if it's other women doing it Other women wrestlers then by all means Fair Anyway, the royal rumbles this weekend So that'll be the next time I probably watch something live Love it
Starting point is 00:04:23 Anyway, this is a podcast where I don't know too much About live TV entertainment But I do know a lot about Alex Jones I guess I've watched some of him live That doesn't count That's true, that does not count though That's not an appointment view No, certainly not
Starting point is 00:04:34 So Jordan, we're back today Because we had a little bit of that mini-soat on Wednesday Wanted to have a full-on normal app Where I actually have to look into things As opposed to that dumb shit We had a mini-soat the length of other podcasts Regular soaps Well, it's still a mini-soat
Starting point is 00:04:50 Because most of it was just sort of Alex's ad His weird ad There's not really anything to look into that No, that's true There's no way I can find a database of his stock In his warehouse That's probably true Can't stack check that
Starting point is 00:05:03 We're out of living defense Yeah I'll take your word for it But so today what we're going to be doing Is going over January 22nd, 2020 I'm Dan This is 2020 All right
Starting point is 00:05:14 2020 2020 January 22, 2020 Yup Okay I think this is an interesting thing Because one of the things that is really keeping us in the present day Is the fact that the Trump impeachment is beginning
Starting point is 00:05:28 Yup There's these flare-ups that keep happening Like Alex declaring a civil war was going to break out on Monday Sure So there's these sorts of things But the impeachment hearing and the trial is really what I would figure is the most compelling Most interesting thing
Starting point is 00:05:44 Alex should have an angle on it So that's what I was mostly looking for here in this episode And I didn't really get it Not surprising My guess, we're talking all about Bezos' phone No, Bezos' phone does not come up Okay Although if China hacked it, I'm sure it would come up
Starting point is 00:06:03 No, but we have another overarching narrative That is awesomely stupid And we'll get to that here in a moment But before we do, we've got to take a moment to say thank you Thank you to some folks who signed up and are supporting the show Yay Very exciting list of fun names today Okay, all right
Starting point is 00:06:18 That are not human names, I don't believe All right First, NDSR, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk I'm a policy wonk Thank you, NDSR Thank you so much Next, Tinker's Dam, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk I'm a policy wonk
Starting point is 00:06:31 Thank you, Tinker's Dam If that's a real name and you leaned into it like it was fake That guy gets it all the time Oh yeah Next, Leaf, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk I'm a policy wonk Thank you, Leaf Next, Bren, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk
Starting point is 00:06:45 I'm a policy wonk Thank you Thank you so much, Bren Bren the builder Next, Sparks Thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk I'm a policy wonk Thanks, Sparks
Starting point is 00:06:54 Thanks, Sparks And next, Ann, thank you so much, you are now a policy wonk I'm a policy wonk Thank you, Ann That's not to say that these are all aliases or anything But I imagine the Tinker's Dam and Sparks probably are Fair, fair Leaf is a 50-50 call for me
Starting point is 00:07:08 Leaf Garrett, come on, man Spelled differently It smelled just like Leaf Like a tree Ah, okay But anyway, if those are, if it's a real name, Sparks I apologize for, or even Tinker's Dam I apologize that I've assumed that this is an alias
Starting point is 00:07:21 And Ann, quit lying to us Use your real name, dammit And finally, I'd like to say thank you to a couple people who donated on an elevated level We appreciate it very much So, Ali, thank you so much, you are now a technocrat And Patrick, thank you so much, you are now a technocrat I'm a policy wonk
Starting point is 00:07:35 Crocky, mate, that's fantastic Have yourself a brew How's your 401k doing, bro? Alright, we gotta go full tilt buggy on this Watson, alright? Let's just get down to business We ain't making that money off that heroin Why are you pimp so good? My neck is freakishly large
Starting point is 00:07:50 I declare info war on you Thank you so much, Ali And thank you so much, Patrick Yes, thank you very much If you were out there listening and you're thinking Hey, I enjoy this show I'd like to support with these gents Dude, you can do that by going to our website
Starting point is 00:08:01 KnowledgeFight.com, clicking the button that says Support the show, we would appreciate it We would absolutely love it, thank you Now, Jordan, we have an out of context drop to get to That is very off-color and very, not a family Out of context drop So it's just Rex? No
Starting point is 00:08:15 But before we get to that, I want to talk about this Because otherwise I'm going to forget I'm never going to bring it up on the show I think the audience might enjoy this So I have some trouble sleeping because of noise In this house So I bought this wireless speaker In order to play like white noise
Starting point is 00:08:30 At a far greater volume than I can on my phone So the phone speaker isn't, it doesn't work Sure It does work a bit better But I downloaded an app that has a bunch of different sounds And you can play them together Or you can make your own blend of sounds Yeah, yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:08:47 And one of them is just an Amazon employee listening to you Oh, no, no, no I actually specifically got one that has no internet capability Very smart Because I listened to enough Alex Jones And I'm a hit I know what's up No, it has all these noises and it's cool
Starting point is 00:09:01 And I think there's some promise In terms of being able to block out the troubling noises Excellent So that's good That's good stuff That is a plus sign However, there's also one option where you can get the sound of a cat No
Starting point is 00:09:15 And it's just a cat going meow What And I started to think about it And it really bummed me out Because like who would want that Someone whose cat recently died Oh, I was thinking somebody who is trying to drive another person insane By making them think there's a cat in their wall
Starting point is 00:09:31 It's either a prank like that Or someone who's grieving the loss of a pet And wants the comfort of the illusion of that pet still being there Because otherwise it's very distracting And that is a bummer to me That is a bummer What focus group was that idea put out there? My cat just died
Starting point is 00:09:48 Could you put a cat sound on there? I feel like that's the person who would want that And it bummed me out I was thinking about that But then I was like, I'm going to see what this sounds like So I played it And Celine, my cat Immediately
Starting point is 00:10:01 Ape shit Got wet crazy in a way that I've never seen before Started stalking around the house Like trying to hunt for this other cat that's in the house Okay So I started using that to fuck with her Okay, so now we know why somebody gets this app This is the third possibility
Starting point is 00:10:18 Driving your cat insane It was like, I'd never seen her go into like real hunt mode Before, it was fascinating Anyway, that is the Celine update Gotcha So this out of color or off color out of context drop That is not this This is not a family drop
Starting point is 00:10:36 But you know, if dad's wondering why he had a good size Johnson His son basically doesn't have a penis It's because that was saying, okay? Okay If you're out there If you're a dad You had a nice day With a huge Johnson
Starting point is 00:10:51 Right And you look down at your son and you're like Wow Even though you're a full grown adult That's a good thing to be doing I know why Yep Atrazine
Starting point is 00:11:01 So we'll get into that a little bit That's the chemical that Alex based his The tap water is a freaking gay bomb Right now they're turning the frogs gay stuff on He's got a new development in that narrative That'll be coming up It'll be fun to talk about But before we get to that
Starting point is 00:11:15 That'll be a little bit later Alex has some other business to take care of The first bit of it is he starts the show Doing a little bit of naval gazing Talking about how great it was Over the women's march in DC Did he do that? He took over the Virginia rally
Starting point is 00:11:30 I didn't see people saying that No, but one guy did actually Every reporter and the crew And the security people Has just done a 100% job Everything fell into place And everything we did was wildly successful And game changing and national news
Starting point is 00:11:49 Taking over deep state narratives That gun owners were going to cause A giant murderous bloodbath Turned it around on them Educated the folks about how the governor Was trying to cause a false flag And coming for people's guns Same thing happened with the women's march
Starting point is 00:12:02 How it's run by Soros How it's been to divide the family We totally took that over And got the majority of the coverage 100 million bucks Soros spent on that He admits we took it over Boom Boom
Starting point is 00:12:14 Soros admits it This is George Bush putting up a mission Accomplished flag You didn't do a goddamn thing You're an idiot But I think this offers us A really interesting window Into seeing how Alex views the world
Starting point is 00:12:28 Like in his mind The globalists are saying That all gun owners are evil And what he did was hijack that narrative And show the world it isn't true But in reality No one really was saying That gun owners are all evil
Starting point is 00:12:39 They were saying that the sensational way That certain extremist gun weirdos Were building up that rally in Virginia Was having the effect of attracting Like unstable and very dangerous people And that could be a recipe for trouble The thing, though, is that Alex isn't really responsible For demonstrating that the globalist positions are wrong
Starting point is 00:12:58 Because he was responding to a strawman However, he was partially responsible For the sensational coverage of the rally And how it was going to be the site of a globalist false flag To kick off the new race slash civil war He was part of creating that atmosphere Where extremists like the members of the base Felt the rally was a prime target
Starting point is 00:13:15 To create an event that would advance their acceleration As to gender Alex is part of the problem in the real world In his head He's created an imaginary problem Which he is the solution to Yes This is how the rhetoric works
Starting point is 00:13:28 Yeah, he's a fucking lunatic Well, yes But I don't say that Because that kind of marginalizes people who are lunatics Right, no, that's not... I think what's interesting about the rally Is the more statistics And everything that they put up
Starting point is 00:13:43 It makes you realize that responsible gun owners Are, by and large, very responsible They're like an A, what was it? Like 80% of gun owners supported Every single one of the gun control measures passed And the only problem are these fucking thousand gun weirdos Who are absolutely out there looking for danger I don't think most people are particularly
Starting point is 00:14:06 That concerned about Only being able to buy one gun a month Doesn't seem like it I don't know But it's the rhetoric that surrounds it That involves like, okay, yeah I don't want you to only be able to buy one gun a month Unless you have the concealed carry permit
Starting point is 00:14:22 Because the concealed carry permit Is the way they can track you to come and take your gun Registration is Confiscation Ah, God, we're all going to die Yeah, that's the way you make it So there's never any progress So the issue that Alex has
Starting point is 00:14:38 Is that this was a lot of victories What is that the issue? I mean, it is a problem for him Because how are you going to make people scared Right, that's true Time to roll out some fear The curve ball is the stock market And could they crash it to take Trump out
Starting point is 00:14:53 The other big curve ball is this coronavirus That did you know? There it is Just a month and four days ago It got patented and certified with a vaccine And, lo and behold, the exact same virus pops up About a week later and starts spreading That's just amazing, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:15:19 There's that insinuating voice of his again Like he did with the caller who was talking about The shooting hoax around the time of the Virginia bills This is a pathetic man Take a day We're in a bit of an interesting situation Currently as it relates to what's being called The Wuhan coronavirus
Starting point is 00:15:38 This novel strain of coronavirus That's come out of China At the point we're recording this A lot of the basics regarding the spread And scope of the virus are not entirely clear But it's definitely something that merits attention And should be taken seriously Most of the people who have come down with the virus
Starting point is 00:15:52 Are believed to have caught it when they were in Wuhan A travel hub in China Where it's thought that they were exposed to Fish and seafood market That might have had infected animals at it At this stage, it doesn't seem Oh, I'm sorry, it does seem like there has been Some human-to-human transmission of the virus
Starting point is 00:16:10 But passing it along still would require Transmission of bodily fluids So according to available information It's not like something where we need An extreme panic surrounding this Like it's an airborne... Everyone's gonna get it No plague masks just yet
Starting point is 00:16:26 Perhaps not I'd really like to say more about this But honestly, according to the information I can find From the CDC and other official sources We most likely won't know the extent of this outbreak For a little while, at least It's being said to be a serious concern Among the elderly, babies, and people with
Starting point is 00:16:42 Compromised immune systems But it seems like for most people You might just end up, even if you get it With a bad cold So I assume that means the Chinese Are trying to slightly lower our productivity I don't know if Alex is even blaming the Chinese On this one
Starting point is 00:16:58 Interesting The ambiguity And the uncertainty that's surrounding The situation right now It should lead people to Approach it with some caution With their reporting But that's not how Alex and InfoWars play
Starting point is 00:17:14 Not a surprise They come out swinging with sensationalism and fear porn The likes of which I haven't seen since the last time Alex was yelling about Obama trying to sneak Ebola Into the country Normal outlets like CNN are quick to point out That even though there have been deaths from this strain That the rate is lower than SARS
Starting point is 00:17:30 Or MERS To similar viruses that have come up in the past In the recent past InfoWars instead ran an article About how Imperial College of London Professor Neil Ferguson Was quoted as saying that this could Have a similar death rate
Starting point is 00:17:46 To the 1918 Spanish flu Outbreak and then they editorialized That could mean that 195 Million people could die from this That might be a bit Of a jump at least in the Early going I would say What InfoWars fails to point out is the rest of
Starting point is 00:18:02 Ferguson's commentary About the current rate of death among known cases Of the virus But according to CNN Ferguson believes the fatality rate is likely to be Lower due to an iceberg of milder Cases we're yet to find Once there's more information
Starting point is 00:18:18 A lot of this will probably end up looking A lot less drastic and Severe than it does immediately So you're saying that some media Outlet took Noted experts Entire phrasing and Answering questions wherein basically
Starting point is 00:18:34 He counseled everybody to be Cautious about making this A ridiculous sensationalized Thing and then the media Outlet grabbed the one hypothetical Where it was like well it could be bad I think you Ferguson's comments could be Better characterized as not saying
Starting point is 00:18:50 Like don't worry about it Just be cautious And a reality Of these sorts of situations Is that often times what you see Is it looks really bad And then when you find that there are I don't know 10,000
Starting point is 00:19:06 Additional people who had the virus And didn't even know they did Because they just got a cold You realize like okay it's not As deadly as it appears immediately That's the gist that I got from Ferguson's comments that were mysterious And conspicuous in their absence from the
Starting point is 00:19:22 Infoers article I can't tell you what's going to happen with this This virus I do think it's repugnant for Alex to behave The way he is. No matter the scale Of the eventual outcome this is a public Health issue and people should be given The information they need to best equip themselves
Starting point is 00:19:38 To keep themselves and their families safe In a situation like this there's no place For sensationalism but honestly Alex doesn't have any other game to play All he has is insinuation And a position that is Equally knee jerk as it is Uninformed that this virus is a globalist
Starting point is 00:19:54 Attack as opposed to just a Reality of life in the modern world Every virus and condition is unknown Until it's not People who work on this stuff understand that Dynamic perfectly well But Alex He has a piece of information that blows this whole
Starting point is 00:20:10 Thing wide open A month and four days ago this virus was patented For a vaccine or whatever Which definitely proves that this is a Globalist attack I can find no evidence of what he's saying This would be December 18th 2019 that he's talking about
Starting point is 00:20:26 And there's no indication that I can find That he's not just making this up On December 20th 2019 Merck announced that they'd gotten FDA approval For any Ebola vaccine called Orvebo. This is huge news But it has nothing to do with the Wuhan situation As best as I can tell
Starting point is 00:20:42 There's a conspiracy running around that there was A patent put on this virus To make a vaccine prior to the outbreak Being reported to the World Health Organization But I've reviewed the arguments and basically It boils down to these online dum-dums Not realizing that the word coronavirus Is not unique to this outbreak
Starting point is 00:20:58 It's an umbrella under which there's tons Of specific viruses including SARS and MERS I can find Conspiracy theorists talking about a prior Coronavirus patent And how that's suspicious But I can't find anything about December 18th And that shit that Alex is talking about
Starting point is 00:21:14 Info wars has posted tons of articles About how you need to be very afraid But none of them have anything about this mysterious Patent. I've searched Natural news as well I couldn't find any information on it I have no idea at this point what Alex is talking about But maybe a little bit later in the episode
Starting point is 00:21:30 Alex will reveal And at that point we can figure out Whether or not he's making shit up Spoiler alert he is I wouldn't be surprised if he was like They make you put a lime in this Vaccine right there Corona
Starting point is 00:21:46 It's very heavily featured In the Fast and Furious movies This vaccine That's all ludicrous drinks So Alex is going to get back to this And it'll be very hilarious when he does Because the roots of this are very sad And very stupid
Starting point is 00:22:02 But before he does he's got to ramble about some other issues Now he gets some geopolitical Free press issues That I find very stupid For Alex to be talking about Just so much to break down Now Brazil is going after Glenn Greenwald, why not?
Starting point is 00:22:18 America is not standing up for Julian Assange Very dangerous, a real black mark On the leader of Brazil And on Trump that he's done nothing I don't know why Alex is surprised By what's happening with Glenn Greenwald In Brazil Did he think that J.L. Barsanaro
Starting point is 00:22:34 Wasn't going to attack the press? We'll get to that here in a second Because like Alex is just like way out Of left field on this And again I have my ongoing Theory that Alex does not know
Starting point is 00:22:50 Barsanaro's name He did say the leader of Brazil He talks about it a little more And I think my theory becomes much stronger Every time Alex talks about Brazil Modern communication is Facebook Is YouTube, is Twitter Is Instagram, it's almost everybody communicates now
Starting point is 00:23:06 People don't pick a telephone up Most people including myself Don't even Pick the phone up, you just send a text message Or you Send a voice message That's how most communication is now And now CNN, remember six months ago said
Starting point is 00:23:22 We're looking into banning Jones off of text messages We're trying to find out what platform he's on If he's using WhatsApp And then Facebook came out and said No, we checked, he doesn't But if he tries to use private messenger with us We'll ban him there
Starting point is 00:23:38 And now Brazil Is using it to block people there That support Balasaro Balasaro doesn't even get it He's trying to have Greenwald Put in prison for journalism So this is a dangerous situation Yeah, it certainly is
Starting point is 00:23:54 Balasaro Oh boy So what Alex is talking about there They're trying to get me to not be able To text or whatever When he got kicked off Facebook There was a conversation A casual conversation with a reporter
Starting point is 00:24:10 That was like, well, Facebook owns WhatsApp Is he kicked off that too? Right, right, right And the person said, I don't know And that's what this whole thing is based on Trying to figure out what apps I'm on So they kicked me off Hey, you're kicked off Facebook
Starting point is 00:24:26 Does that apply to the other businesses that Facebook owns? Yeah, yeah, yeah He's just rolled that ball down the hill Now everyone wants to know what apps I'm on Yeah, that is like You're not allowed to watch Disney movies You're like, okay, but also all the Things that Disney owns
Starting point is 00:24:42 That's like 40% of all entertainment Now you can't be in Star Wars Yeah, that's not good So on the one hand, I'm glad that Alex is opposed to how Glenn Greenwald is being treated by Balsallado It sounds like he's mispronouncing it With a bad Italian accent
Starting point is 00:24:58 On the other hand, I have no idea Why you're surprised by what's happening Alex has absolutely supported Balsallado up to this point When I'm going to stop Balsallado He's absolutely supported Balsallado up to this point When literally everyone who knows anything
Starting point is 00:25:14 Has been shouting warnings about his repression Of the press and his authoritarian leanings Alex knows nothing about the country He doesn't even know the dude's name It was never important to him He was just Brazil's Trump and that was good enough That's all you need to know In his campaign, Balsallado called the media trash
Starting point is 00:25:30 Reporters without borders A very serious alarm noting that After the first round of elections He had said he planned to quote Put a final stop to all forms of activism In Brazil, which is the sort of thing Only a dictator would probably say publicly Well, I mean that in like
Starting point is 00:25:46 Praising previous dictatorships Only dictators would probably do that, right? He'd never did that, did he? I don't know, yeah He later qualified his position that the media was trash Tweeting quote, when they cover the facts Without political activism and partiality A viable role of informing people
Starting point is 00:26:02 The rest of this is in all camps Quote, we are against any type of social control Of the media and internet Yes One gets the picture that maybe political activism And partiality is only a problem when it's not In agreement with you In this sense, it seems like
Starting point is 00:26:18 You could be called Brazil's Trump I mean, you know He hasn't murdered a journalist on his birthday yet though So that's a good start Reuters reported during the campaign The Brazilian Association of Investigative Journalism Is identified more than 60 instances Of physical violence or its imminent threat
Starting point is 00:26:34 Against journalists during the campaign This probably explains why Bolsonaro tweeted in all caps Really trying to overstress that these attacks Aren't the natural result of his rhetoric No, no, no, no What we're seeing now with the targeting of Glenn Greenwald Is terrible, but none of it should be surprising
Starting point is 00:26:50 In the campaign, Brazilian journalist Miriam Lietto Was aggressively targeted And threatened by Bolsonaro's supporters For an article that they wrote about The threat that he posed to democracy Reporters without borders covered a female journalist Who cannot be named for security reasons Who worked for any 10 news
Starting point is 00:27:06 She was hit in the chin And armed by Bolsonaro supporters Who threatened to rape her and said Quote, when the commander is president The whole press will be killed Bolsonaro himself attacked and threatened To remove any government advertising From Fajardo Sao Paulo
Starting point is 00:27:22 The newspaper accusing them of being fake news When a closer examination reveals he was probably Just mad that they ran critical coverage of him And ran a story quote Affirming that he had threatened to kill his ex-wife His constant and aggressive attacks On the media have created a very hostile And very non-free environment
Starting point is 00:27:38 For the press in the country And it's exactly what everyone who cares at all Has been warning about since he was campaigning All that time Alex has not given a single shit He supported Bolsonaro because Nothing matters to Alex other than optics This guy was being called Brazil's Trump
Starting point is 00:27:54 And he was acting a lot like Trump He was friendly with Trump He used the same words like fake news How the fuck are you supposed to criticize him Without it being very clear that you're fine With the same thing from Trump Alex has now entered The place and the period where
Starting point is 00:28:10 Criticism about Trump for not freeing Julian Assange That's become normalized So now he can feign some kind of concern About Greenwald's situation without Jeopardizing losing his audience This is all just very sad And a clear demonstration of how little Alex cares about any of this shit
Starting point is 00:28:26 If he cared, he'd know Bolsonaro's name If he cared, he would have noticed The very clear pattern of attacking The press in Brazil for a long time already If he cared, he would take a look In the mirror and realize That he would absolutely lock up Brian Stelter if he had the power
Starting point is 00:28:42 To do so What I'm getting at is that if I were Paul Joseph Watson I'd probably accuse Alex of Virtue signaling here about caring About the press That's probably what I would do Yeah, if you're surprised that Bolsonaro went after Glenn Greenwald
Starting point is 00:28:58 The guy who revealed Operation Car Wash Was a giant corrupt bullshit scam The guy who revealed that they Illegally ousted Silva In order to, or not Silva No, it was Silva, they ousted her
Starting point is 00:29:14 In order to install Tamair That was illegal and he wasn't even allowed to Fuck and run, and then because Lula was in prison at the time Illegally for no reason If he's a political prisoner He wasn't allowed to run, even though he would have won By a fucking mile, and instead
Starting point is 00:29:30 Bolsonaro is in with a fucking Absolute stranglehold on power I don't know why they would go after Glenn Greenwald The only thing that's surprising is It took this long Yeah, exactly, it is kind of surprising My point is, of course Alex is bringing attention to it to his audience
Starting point is 00:29:46 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 But at the same time It's indicative that the issue Isn't what he presents it to be Because if it was, he should have Heard these warnings long ago And not just been blindly And stupidly
Starting point is 00:30:00 Supporting Bolsonaro While the rest of the world said, look out Yeah, I think that very simply He's lighting the entire Amazon on fire would have been a good Warning sign for, he's probably going after journalists Alex doesn't care about that You need to release more carbon
Starting point is 00:30:16 That's right I forgot about that And murder indigenous tribes You gotta make sure you do that too I just think, man, this guy does not pay attention Yeah, I'm just an idiot So stupid Alex is dumb on that count
Starting point is 00:30:32 And he starts talking a little bit About the impeachment, but instead of talking About the actual impeachment trial He wants to distract with boutique Right wing victimhood narratives And this is the form That it takes for today What they don't want is people
Starting point is 00:30:48 Tuning in to see the Impeachment feed On a Breitbart or an infowars Or a right side or A judicial watch could see In the modern age, everybody's figuring out Wait a minute, I could just pay a couple hundred bucks To C-SPAN
Starting point is 00:31:04 Or to Congress and they'll just give me the feed And then I can carry it And CNN Is always behind the censorship You know it was a Oliver Darcy or one of those guys called up YouTube and said Because they've got the contacts at the top of it
Starting point is 00:31:20 And said, what are you doing letting judicial watch run this? So the story is that judicial watch And right side broadcasting Were streaming the impeachment Hearings and then YouTube shut down their streams Yeah Alex is completely making up that CNN and Oliver Darcy Were in any way involved in this
Starting point is 00:31:36 Story that he's talking about He has nothing to base that on other than his imagination It is just I'm making this up It feels to me like CNN And Oliver Darcy probably did this You are discounting his ability to deduce Information
Starting point is 00:31:52 Rather than You don't need to confirm anything He's deduced it from their actions I'm not discounting that I'm impugning it I'm putting it on trial Not Silva, Dilma I find this story hard to care about too much
Starting point is 00:32:08 For one, right side broadcasting Is an extreme right wing organization That has employed Nick Fuentes and Joey Salads In the past and they've had their streaming capabilities Taken away by YouTube previously Due to a breach of community standards It seems believable to me that they were in violation Again here and had their streaming suspended again
Starting point is 00:32:24 I don't care As for judicial watch, they're a ridiculous Right wing propaganda outlet Who have received YouTube strikes recently Revealing the alleged Ukraine whistleblower's name It seems very believable again That they were not just providing Some kind of commentary on the impeachment
Starting point is 00:32:40 But might have been operating a bit outside YouTube's rules This was specifically a YouTube thing Judicial watches streamed the impeachment continued On their own website It was just something about their stream Was not appropriate for YouTube I've been doing this show long enough
Starting point is 00:32:56 Not to care about judicial watch And I cannot possibly believe anything You will remain forever A who cares If you told me Judicial watch threw out a bunch of N words I'd be like, yeah, that sounds about right Whatever it is, they had it coming
Starting point is 00:33:12 I don't know what the issue is Precisely here Alex isn't telling the whole Truth of the story and I don't Really care to Care to look into judicial watch business Also Another thing is I can't be distracted by this
Starting point is 00:33:28 There's bigger issues The coronavirus was patented A month and four days ago And I just get really excited when I hear Alex teasing that he's going to get to it I'm going to stop there and tell you what's coming up It's confirmed No one's reporting this
Starting point is 00:33:44 We're going to break it At the bottom of the hour The coronavirus It was patented, certified For and authorizes the vaccine 30 Four days ago And magically that's right after that happens
Starting point is 00:34:00 There's an outbreak Not saying anything's going on here Sometimes equals four Sometimes Black and fish live in the water Birds fly on the sky Pats hang upside down Bananas are yellow
Starting point is 00:34:18 Say no one died There's another one got patented actually last month So this is very, very serious We're going to be laying it all out And breaking it all down Here today Please remember that Without you, this dog doesn't hunt
Starting point is 00:34:34 With your help and support it does And right now we need financial support Plus we have products you really need regardless So if you're listening And you're paying attention, what has just happened here Alex said that hey This coronavirus was patented for a vaccine A month and four days ago
Starting point is 00:34:50 And then there was an outbreak That was suspicious. I'm not saying that the globalists Are doing this, but sometimes bananas are yellow Pats hang upside down and two plus two is four So all these things are confirmed That they are true. The globalists are attacking us The world with this bio weapon Of coronavirus
Starting point is 00:35:06 I need some money For the products that Will almost certainly protect you from diseases Like Oh, I don't know. He doesn't go that far As to imply that his products are going to help You with this situation There is like the commercial that he plays
Starting point is 00:35:22 Is that one about like hey knock on wood I don't get sick often I take my products and I don't get sick The juxtaposition of those two things There is still the Understanding among his audience That he sells products that will help you Not be sick and like oh
Starting point is 00:35:38 If I take iodine and colloidal silver I won't catch anything So I don't know What if the only thing that stops coronavirus Is the life defense Then we're in serious trouble That's going to be no good Another quarter before that gets past the standards
Starting point is 00:35:54 So It's just teasing though He doesn't get to any specifics on this There's not much I can do. There's no information Based on this that is readily available And so I just need You know I'm like a rock climber I need a hold
Starting point is 00:36:10 To be able to pull myself up the mountain And Alex isn't giving me anything So fuck we just got to see what happens So he starts talking more about The impeachment trial And he has a very specific complaint about this That I think is very dumb. It's happening. And we've got both Savannah Hernandez
Starting point is 00:36:26 And Owen joining us Coming up in the second hour here today And again live reports from D.C. With the second day of the Trump trial But all it is is the Democrats Grandstanding and Again telling us over and over again
Starting point is 00:36:42 How guilty Trump is trying to game Trump just like they gamed The House He's complaining that it's just the Democrats grandstanding It's the Democrats opening statement Period Like what the fuck Oh it's just Democrats talking
Starting point is 00:36:58 That's how they agreed for the structure Of the hearing to be The fuck are you talking about? No it doesn't matter The lawyer for the Republicans Said none of them were allowed to look at the stuff Even though everybody saw it Because everybody knew he was fine
Starting point is 00:37:14 And he can just lie in there Because it doesn't fucking matter Can you imagine like during the period Where it's the you know The Republicans opening statement A couple days Can you imagine like a serious left wing Commentator trying to pull that kind of shit
Starting point is 00:37:30 Like the Republicans are just Grandstanding up here saying Trump's innocent Are you telling me that they're just Going to talk for three days What kind of ridiculous party It's so abusive Like it's so exploitative Of his audience's lack
Starting point is 00:37:46 Of grasp of these civic things And how they work like that is What is going on in the trial right now You may be annoyed by it But it's part of the agreed upon Format so Shut the fuck up Just because I agreed to do this doesn't mean
Starting point is 00:38:02 I can't still malign you while You're doing it So Alex says that Owen and Savannah And Hernandez are going to be in We're not going to hear anything from Savannah Because their Skype doesn't really work out And Alex is like fucking I'm not talking to her But he does have Owen Schroyer come in
Starting point is 00:38:18 And before he does He plays a video of Owen Going and like proving This is how he proves That protesters on the left The pro impeachment protesters They don't even know why the impeachment's happening We are not doing this
Starting point is 00:38:34 We got to listen to a little bit of this He's going to get dunked on We walk in and we're like What are we going to do? We find these guys The impeached Trump group So let's go find out if they have any idea Why Trump's going to be impeached
Starting point is 00:38:50 And I'll go ahead and school them on the issues So if you guys tell them why they're impeached They're impeached They're impeached Is that because you don't know the reason The impeached are ready You don't know the reason do you So I'm going to dominate them
Starting point is 00:39:06 We're going to pause there for a second Because clearly this person Who's trying to talk to has said I'm not here to talk Even if I know that a lot of people On the People who work for the Daily Show
Starting point is 00:39:22 They go and they talk to People at Trump rallies Short Clepper will go and make fun of these people If he had a video where one of them said I don't want to talk to you And then he kept antagonizing them I would say that that is fucking bullshit Even though I agree with the idea
Starting point is 00:39:38 Of making these people at Trump rallies look stupid I agree that that's good fun entertainment To an extent I'm not sure if it proves much But it's fine, it's entertainment If one of them, of the group That I don't care much for said I'm not here to talk
Starting point is 00:39:54 And then Jordan Clepper was like I don't fucking dominate this person Then I would say that this is not cool I'm not harassing people Pretty sure you still have to sign releases On broadcast TV Apparently on infowars You can just be like I'm gonna bitch at this person
Starting point is 00:40:10 For a while Inexplicably thinking that he's going to dominate Anybody in an argument He couldn't dominate a nine year old In an argument So here's the truth about Trump's impeachment They're claiming that Trump's impeachment Is for Ukrainian quid pro quo
Starting point is 00:40:26 The only problem is The president of the country Who advanced the articles of impeachment To the senate admitted That they started this inquiry Before Trump was even president So how can they Impeach Trump for something he did as president
Starting point is 00:40:42 You're in the way You not touch my camera man Here we go, here we go Yeah, let's get him going See, you can see the strategy there Is let's get him going Yeah, I'm gonna tell Let's argue, let's fight
Starting point is 00:40:58 That is all they have And really They should stop putting out videos That include those portions Because it's too clear That these people were like I don't want to talk to you Can you please not block Us or whatever
Starting point is 00:41:14 There's a clear disinterest in engaging And then a poking and antagonizing You need to cut that out And only leave in the part where they're yelling at you later This really hurts the optics Except it doesn't to the intended audience Yeah, it does for human beings But if you're intended, no
Starting point is 00:41:30 I mean it does for us Who are like there are standards And things that you should do And maybe just be a polite person It reveals too much that the goal Is the outburst The goal is eliciting the outburst And they don't care
Starting point is 00:41:46 That people may say I don't want to talk to you Owning the libs is not about Arguments Or winning or being correct It is about making libs angry Right, so Owen is going to be on the show
Starting point is 00:42:02 And talking to Alex about his plight And how difficult it is He says that he's like a Second-class citizen There's a two-tier justice system against People like him I would like to put him down to third Can we put him down to a third-class citizen?
Starting point is 00:42:18 I think he is a just fine citizen He's doing alright Let's put him down further Anyway, Alex has some thoughts This is just stupid We can't find cases where the Democrats Other than the fact that they got physical sometimes Sometimes they've gotten physical
Starting point is 00:42:56 They've actually been indicted But when the Democrats take over At live events They don't get in trouble They might get arrested But they're throwing the book at Owen Shroyer You can find tons of left-wing protesters And activists who are nonviolent
Starting point is 00:43:12 Who've been arrested for demonstrating And faced consequences And had to go to trial Alex is completely making up the idea That none are in order to exaggerate And fuel the right-wing victimhood That animates his business Turning Owen Shroyer into some kind of a martyr
Starting point is 00:43:28 Although I do think this is really interesting Because this isn't news This isn't news This isn't news This is really interesting Because this isn't news on the 22nd of January Owen Shroyer disrupted that impeachment hearing In early December
Starting point is 00:43:44 He's just had to go to a court date And this makes me realize why he's still in DC Covering the impeachment Because he has to go to court He has to go fight this ticket So he's had to go out to DC Providing up-to-date coverage Because he has to go argue about a ticket
Starting point is 00:44:02 That's very fun I appreciate that It's good to get dual purpose out of your remarks Yeah, yeah If you're gonna be in DC anyways Might as well log a few hours I'm laughing because it's funny Not because it's not wise
Starting point is 00:44:18 So Alex has been teasing this coronavirus thing And it really was me hitting my head against a wall Trying to figure out what the fuck is he talking about I have no idea This is really absurd Here, at this point Alex uses a specific
Starting point is 00:44:34 And I'm able to run with it There is a Pibright Institute About pronouncing that right That's a shadowy secretive group Like a lot of these big foundations Where they get their money A lot of it's probably Bill Hummel and the Gates But
Starting point is 00:44:50 They've been working On Trying to create A vaccine for this They've patented Over the years Different Mutations
Starting point is 00:45:08 Of the virus Oh, no And so I just find it very very interesting That magically there's a vaccine for this now And Well, there you go for this coronavirus You see how sad this is And how he's just grasping at straws
Starting point is 00:45:24 This is pathetic And there isn't a vaccine For this People are working on it But it probably won't be ready for a while I have literally never heard Alex bring up The Pibright Institute on his show before And he's obviously unfamiliar with them
Starting point is 00:45:40 Being as he isn't sure how to pronounce their name He pronounces it But now Here he is reporting on them As a shadowy organization that's up to no good He's making insinuations about them As if they're a long time bad guy on the show All new shit
Starting point is 00:45:56 Also a point of order, he's completely making up That they're funded by Bill Gates It's entirely possible that some funding For that foundation does exist from Bill Gates But Alex is absolutely just guessing And making that up He has no reason to suggest that Other than to make the Pibright Institute look evil
Starting point is 00:46:12 By connecting them to an established bad guy In his cinematic universe Now that I have some information I can get to the bottom of this And if this clips, pathetic rambling didn't already tell you this It would be bullshit There is no article on info wars Nor news wars
Starting point is 00:46:28 Nor summit news Nor natural news that include the words Hybride Institute Ever? No, there is a headline though Quote, secretive institute patented coronavirus Vaccine recently But that article on info wars is just the video Of this episode that we are listening to right now
Starting point is 00:46:44 That's not fair There's legitimately no proof of any of this shit One of the things that's the most difficult Is that there are a number of ways you could spell hybride H-Y-B-R-I-G-H-T H-I-H-I-G-H Who knows Thankfully, I'm an old salt
Starting point is 00:47:00 At this game And I know the odds are that Alex flashed something up on screen That could help me out here So, it turns out I went and consulted the video It turns out when he says hybride It's actually peer bright P-I-R-B-A-H-G
Starting point is 00:47:16 So he meant to So he said p-I-R-B-R-I-G-H No, he said hybride I heard p-I-R-B-R-I-G-H It's peer bright Alex appears to be getting this information About the peer bright institute And how they got a vaccine patented in December
Starting point is 00:47:32 From Jordan Sather Noted QAnon weirdo on twitter And a guy who recommends people drink bleach For healthcare Sather tweeted about this conspiracy back on january 21st The day before The episode we're listening to now And it spread a bit from there
Starting point is 00:47:48 If I had to guess I would say that Alex saw this But would absolutely never admit that this was a source Unfortunately The patent that is owned by the peer bright institute That's related to the coronavirus Is not for human use And the one that Jordan Sather was tweeting about The one that's central to all the conspiracies
Starting point is 00:48:04 That grew from there From the patent Although live attenuated vaccines And inactivated vaccines are universally used In the control of I-B-V Condition that's related to a coronavirus The protection gained by use of vaccine Can be lost either due to vaccine breakdown
Starting point is 00:48:20 Or to the introduction of a new I-B-V stereotype Serotype That is not related to the vaccine used Posing a risk to the poultry industry Further there's a need in the industry To develop vaccines which are suitable for use In OVO
Starting point is 00:48:36 In order to improve the efficiency And cost effectiveness of vaccine programs Jordan this is for birds This is a patent for a vaccine It's given to chickens This is a vaccine for in OVO Chickens Isn't it a little bit
Starting point is 00:48:52 Convenient that this vaccine Is for in OVO chickens down? What do we eat? Exactly, that's how we're going to get the vaccine virus This is the problem with people not reading Things If you read over this patent You'll find it dead giveaway when they're talking about
Starting point is 00:49:08 Clinical indications from the vaccine And the main side effect they're talking about And they're concerned with is snicking Which is a respiratory condition in chickens There's no conversation In this patent at all about human use Because it's a vaccine for fucking chickens That's an issue
Starting point is 00:49:24 There's only one sliver of plausibility here And I need to stress that this story Alex is talking about is complete bullshit But the sliver of sort of reality is That the purebred institute does study animal diseases That have a potential to possibly spread to humans Like in the case of the coronavirus And chickens
Starting point is 00:49:40 But that's not all that they do They're primarily an animal health organization As one might learn from looking into some of their other research Like their recent breakthrough Related to foot and mouth disease Which only affects hooved animals Which humans are not I think Alex has foot and mouth disease
Starting point is 00:49:56 Alright, how we doing? The bottom line here is that this vaccine For chickens is not even the same strain Of coronavirus that's currently showing up out of Wuhan There's a completely unrelated patent For an animal medicine That Alex's reporting is being related to the Wuhan outbreak And as best as I can tell
Starting point is 00:50:12 His source is the twitter account Of a dude who tells his followers to drink bleach This is bad work Yeah, that's probably not what I would say was going to get you a Pulitzer I don't think he's going to win on this one The great Somebody patented a
Starting point is 00:50:28 Vaccine for chickens And that's why we're all going to die A story of 2020 Probably isn't going to win anything Certainly not So that's the big scoop Alex has got Jordan Sather tweeted out a patent
Starting point is 00:50:44 For a chicken vaccine As being the same thing as this Wuhan coronavirus outbreak And now it's proof that the globalists Are attacking everybody People need to go to school I'm going to say this quite a bit Just go to school
Starting point is 00:51:00 You don't even need to go to school You just need to be a little bit critical Learn how to read The problem isn't people not knowing how to read It's blind trust In people like Alex and Jordan Sather Those types of people who Don't do any work
Starting point is 00:51:16 Just throw spaghetti against the wall For sensational effect People just need to not trust them And go and read these things The people who are tricked By a lot of this stuff, they know how to read They just don't do it And don't confirm these things
Starting point is 00:51:32 Like with Alex If any of his listeners went and actually read The Texas Domestic terrorism threat assessment It would puncture the entire world That he's creating Why would Alex say this is all about incels? It's very clearly about
Starting point is 00:51:48 White racially motivated terrorism Why It would cause that The trust in these figures Is what needs to be eroded By these bad actors They don't present the information Accurately
Starting point is 00:52:04 Alex is presenting this fucking dumb shit About a chicken vaccine You should be forced to present The information If you're presenting information You should have to present the information Or you should be open And receptive to calls
Starting point is 00:52:20 To address the information You're putting out If you're wrong about something You should be open to that As opposed to Alex This is going to be established As a piece of his rhetoric moving forward That the globalists had planned
Starting point is 00:52:36 Month and four days in advance With this vaccine patent And everyone will just internalize it As a real talking point As opposed to it being based on a fucking Chicken vaccine It's a vaccine for chickens Am I correct?
Starting point is 00:52:52 And there's some concern about snicking What he's saying Is that The Peer Bright Institute Patented a vaccine for the coronavirus That is now being treated In Wuhan As a possible
Starting point is 00:53:08 Issue But it's for chickens Yeah, just none of this Is real, but this is the kind of Dangerous news that Alex covers And that's why they need him to be taken Off the air. Is a banana Yellow?
Starting point is 00:53:24 It's just shocking stuff we're doing And that's why they want us off the air Because Right-side broadcasting and judicial watch Are carrying feeds that they paid for Off the government and c-span feeds You can buy it from the government or c-span They're in a partnership with congress
Starting point is 00:53:40 It's very inexpensive A couple hundred bucks last time we did it To pay for a feed Now we just have the satellite feeds here And subscribe to them Jack Dorsey Is an Oliver Darcy Oliver Darcy calls up and says
Starting point is 00:53:56 You've got an extremist Oh, YouTube blocked it That's in the news right here So that's the level They don't want us on air, they don't want us being able to cover any of this They are the masters They're the controllers They're the ones that are going to suppress the American people, but they're not
Starting point is 00:54:12 So now it's become Alex is implying that it's in the news That Oliver Darcy and CNN Were behind getting Right-side broadcasting And judicial watches streams on YouTube Taken down, he has nothing to base that on He just made it up earlier in the show And now he's repeating it as if it's
Starting point is 00:54:28 Fact He even added something to Oliver Darcy's LinkedIn page Which is apparently he's in charge of Getting people kicked off YouTube as well It's in the job description So this is how, this is again How this mutates over the course Of just Alex's rambling
Starting point is 00:54:44 Completely unhinged Ungrounded Show It's just him talking shit That continues to spiral out of control Absolutely, things become Substantiated Things become concrete
Starting point is 00:55:00 Without any real confirmation of anything I said it, it felt good so now it's the truth Well he said it earlier And he can't remember long enough Because his memory is very similar to that of a chicken And so he just assumes that If I said it earlier It was confirmed when I said it two weeks ago
Starting point is 00:55:16 Must have been So Alex now gets back to complaining About Owen Shroyer's victim hood He has Owen come in And do a little bit of a remote thing And hey man, you know this is just all bullshit He didn't disrupt Congress He injected one little bit of citizen
Starting point is 00:55:32 Truth into it And he's been arrested and he's now been in court He's had to pay for a lawyer for committing a thought crime But the Democrats come in and take over those events With CodePick all the time But again, it's Unequal weights and measures It's selective enforcement
Starting point is 00:55:48 And they're trying to push Owen They're trying to bamboozle him They're trying to shanghai him They're trying to buffalo him And yes Owen's been sued by the deep state I've been sued by the deep state Info Wars is fighting all of that
Starting point is 00:56:04 And that's why when you buy the coffee And that's why when you buy your good fish oil from us You buy your good Troubles from us This is what this all is You see the transmutation here Of the victimhood The exaggeration There's no complete selective enforcement
Starting point is 00:56:20 These Democrats who just rob don't ever Have to deal with any consequences But people like me and Owen Who are up against the deep state And so brave to do this fight We are attacked and pleased by my coffee It's how the victimhood gets translated To a call to action for sales
Starting point is 00:56:36 I don't think he kept in mind The activist that The government tried to put in prison For the rest of his life for leaving water out I don't know I don't think he included that one Is the left disrupting things The left never gets any consequences
Starting point is 00:56:52 For that except for the government Trying to put you in jail for the rest of your life For keeping people from dying Well look dude Who cares about that stuff Because Owen Shroyer is getting bamboozled and buffaloed Man I'm fine with that I kind of hope he gets Wuhan
Starting point is 00:57:08 Alex and Owen are, you know, they're convinced That Jerry Nadler himself Is behind Owen's persecution By himself And so they talk about this a little bit And Alex gets a little weird They pay protesters come out here
Starting point is 00:57:24 That have no idea what the impeachment is even about But oh my gosh If you're one lowly peon If you're one tiny little ant One little citizen That dares stand up to the But let's just say this Wow, wow
Starting point is 00:57:40 But he is one hot man You know what, I'm not attracted to Oompa Loompas Alex Great riff Great riff Yeah, Marvin Gaye is great Good comedy Alex is like I'm not gay
Starting point is 00:58:00 But that Jerry Nadler is real hot And just dead air Owen just not a yes and God He's not very talented on Mike Bad starting point for the bit First of all, and then Owen just really No-budded him
Starting point is 00:58:16 Oh man, he's not attracted to Oompa Loompas Please stop now Not great. So their interview is stupid And not worth even really talking about Alex goes to break and he comes back I don't know what happened during the break But Alex is really mad You know, this happens here
Starting point is 00:58:32 On air and in the interest of total Transparency I was already going to play this later in the fourth hour We're going to play it now Because it's so important and We've got so many incredible clips From what happened in Virginia That during a
Starting point is 00:58:48 Short break Trying to decide again which ones we're going to play Because they're all so powerful And then other people come in the room and ask questions No problem, we're just an open news room in here You know, we're too few people doing too much And I'm not complaining That I get angry
Starting point is 00:59:06 And I've learned instead of getting angry Just say, hey, I'm going to pick what I think Is one of the most important reports And just play almost the whole thing So this is a development Alex is furious, but he's keeping it Together enough to throw it to An ad
Starting point is 00:59:22 Or like one of his videos So he does that, he just plays for the rest Of this entire segment, a video of Millie Weaver At the Virginia rally And I mean, I guess it's probably less Abusive, especially I mean, and less weird to your audience Than just scream and storm off set
Starting point is 00:59:38 But I mean, you kind of got to assume He's doing some of that stuff just off air Yeah, yeah, yeah He says he's really, really bad It seems like somebody just pointed out to him That he's abused his staff on air Maybe a little too much And he could just throw it to a segment
Starting point is 00:59:54 Maybe one of his producers came up And was like, hey, Alex, that whole thing About the coronavirus is stupid Like that, you just said Dumb shit on air And then he's super furious about it So he's got to throw it to a Millie Weaver report Now there's something interesting
Starting point is 01:00:10 When he comes back His coverage takes a real shift And it becomes very Anti-Islam And it seems to me that there's a possibility That when Alex gets really mad The only way he can really out Allow it to get out
Starting point is 01:00:26 Is to yell about Islam and to complain So he starts doing that A little bit here in this next clip Generally speaking, I try not to pay too much attention to things like celebrities getting into fights Particularly when there's like some ambiguity to it I don't care about celebrities And I'm not impressed by fights So it's just not my thing
Starting point is 01:01:26 With the ASAP Rocky situation I have no idea what happened But it's literally nothing like what Alex is describing There's a video of the fight And it's not a bunch of black guys walking down the street Only to be attacked by little Islamics As Alex puts it This is gaslighting
Starting point is 01:01:42 Because whatever the reality of what started that fight is Documented reality is not what Alex is describing The 19-year-old who ended up getting beaten up Didn't get charged by the Swedish government Because it was determined in court That he only acted in self-defense Also, even if Trump did push To get Rocky out of prison
Starting point is 01:01:58 It's hilarious how stupid his attempts were To quote an article in Reuters about it Quote That's an issue That's the story of his presidency Doing nothing, just being loud Yeah, and embarrassing I don't think that Alex is right
Starting point is 01:02:26 To claim that the French government is admitting That there are no Go Zones Hundreds and hundreds of them But I think I understand where this story is coming from I don't think that Alex is right To claim that the French government is admitting That there are no Go Zones Hundreds and hundreds of them
Starting point is 01:02:42 But I think I understand where this story Is coming from He's reporting on a Breitbart story That uses a story in a French paper Le Journal du Dimanche as its source There's a little bit of a slippery translation Here, I think, where the story is saying That a classified document
Starting point is 01:02:58 Allegedly says that 150 districts In France are held by Islamists This document is referenced But the article in the Journal du Dimanche Also says that a quote has not been disclosed So it's not clear even what this document says But the article in the Journal du Dimanche Also says that a quote has not been disclosed
Starting point is 01:03:14 So it's not clear even what this document says But the article does go on To discuss polling numbers In Maubage Where the Union of French Muslim Democrats Got a 40% approval in a poll So it seems to me There's a decent chance that what this is about
Starting point is 01:03:34 Is that there's a Muslim political party That's popular in communities Where there are more Muslims And this is being translated and reported I think that there's a possibility That that's what this is about So I looked into the Union Of French Muslim Democrats a little bit
Starting point is 01:03:50 It seems like Alex and his ilk should really Be in favor of them Also, to be clear, just so you know, off the top That party has fielded candidates For office that are not Muslims It's not a uniquely, strictly Muslim Party And certainly not an extreme party
Starting point is 01:04:06 According to an article in Deutsche Well From 2015 The UFMD is an attempt To combat Islamophobia By encouraging young Muslims to get engaged With the political process The article spoke to a 28-year-old woman Who's involved in the party
Starting point is 01:04:22 Who's stressed that getting involved In this sort of activity is important It's an important part of quote Showing that we are not like them Referencing ISIS In the article, a sociologist named Pietra Reflects on the party And notes that there's little chance
Starting point is 01:04:38 That the party can be divided Into two sides in regional elections But, quote, the fact that they embrace Their attachment to secularism And the French Republic Can help in de-demonizing Muslims As their people appear In the media and get better known
Starting point is 01:04:54 They'll be seen in a different way I don't know how much this article proves That the government is admitting That there's hundreds and hundreds of no-go sounds But it definitely doesn't appear That that is the thrust of the article That's put on it by Breitbart And then exaggerated by Alex
Starting point is 01:05:10 And in reality I think that there's probably Just bigotry behind this So this article is referencing A document that hasn't been read By anybody that has alleged contents And then The article itself immediately
Starting point is 01:05:26 Goes to polling suggesting that In reality, this is just Where Muslims are I'm not certain I don't know what the secret Classified document says And Alex doesn't either But the article
Starting point is 01:05:42 When talking about these Areas that are, quote, held by Islamists Then immediately Talks about this Union of French Muslim Democrats So it seems to me that there might be Some sort of a connection between the definition Of held by Islamists
Starting point is 01:05:58 And the UFMD Pulls well in this place It seems like there might be a connection from the text I'm not entirely sure I don't trust Breitbart or Alex's spin On these sorts of issues So whatever, I think that this is just Islamophobia Yeah, this sounds just racist
Starting point is 01:06:14 And it makes sense that it would be Because from here Alex just descends into Complete nonsense about Muslims And I had Muslims repeatedly come up And tell me When I was in DC, listen We're gonna conquer you just like We're gonna conquer Paris
Starting point is 01:06:32 Odd way to start a conversation And you're gonna submit Or you're gonna be driven into the hills And I'm gonna get to this later But it's a long story But I had a group of Muslims covertly Messing with my wife
Starting point is 01:06:54 When I took her on the trip with me So they didn't mess with me They would mess with her And I didn't think she was crazy But I was like, really? And then I caught one of them doing it in the hotel Doing what? Coming up saying mean things
Starting point is 01:07:10 Then acting like nothing happened, gaslighting It's just incredible because they know how to not go frontal Up against the man, they mess with your woman It's disgusting I don't believe a single part of this story And here's why For one, Alex seems to be trying to come up with a story Here and his brain isn't so fast
Starting point is 01:07:26 He's pulling together some bullshit Second, he has no video of this Yet his team was surrounding him with cameras the whole time He was in DC Third, he says that Muslims were messing with his wife Because they know not to go frontal And mess with the man But not 10 seconds prior, he just said that Muslims
Starting point is 01:07:42 Repeatedly threatened to conquer him while he was in DC So what is it? Are they so bold that they openly threatened to Conquer the big strong Alex? Or are they so sneaky that they dare not confront Big strong Alex but instead mess with his wife? It makes no sense If you look at it as just random bullshit
Starting point is 01:07:58 Alex is making up to demonize Muslims Because he hates Muslims Dan, whatever it is they're doing It's bad So I'm going to say they're doing this and it's bad And I'll say they're doing that and it's bad And it's all bad, Dan So the issue though is that
Starting point is 01:08:14 Islam is intolerant Whereas Christianity I really don't think that's where we're going This clip is really stupid I'm just going to say that in advance What we need is real Christianity That is the answer to unify humanity together Christianity is tolerant of other groups
Starting point is 01:08:30 Islam is not But by making it the world religion Everyone then must submit to it And that's what the globalists have chosen it And the handy crisis is going to try to Enforce in the future A weird globalist secularist System
Starting point is 01:08:46 But that is allied with Islam Where it will be able to Persecute whoever it wants And that you'll have to bow to it And to the beast at the same time Everything with Satan is a fraud And a contradiction And as you can see the whole thing
Starting point is 01:09:02 Coming clearly, clearly into view Really And the beast at the whore rides That's why the Vatican is now converting to Islam In the final move And Catholics are rejecting it Because it's no longer Catholicism That is in war
Starting point is 01:09:18 It is a hundred percent A satanic religion Captured by the devil himself Oh God help us God help us This is a big get for Islam Wow, cool Pope is like
Starting point is 01:09:34 Hey, maybe priests should fuck And he's like, well it turns out you're outlying With Islam now I didn't realize that the Vatican had converted to Islam That's huge That's a Tom Cruise and Scientology level get right there So dumb, so dumb
Starting point is 01:09:50 I mean, all Alex is really expressing Is basically he wants his weird Version of Christianity to get theocracy Globally What we need to unite humanity Is my weirdo Christianity Because that's so tolerant That it will absolutely
Starting point is 01:10:06 Crush Islam Because it's intolerant I know one person who subscribes to Alex's religion And that's Alex The word I would use to describe him It's fucking tolerant So tolerant Like a beacon of understanding
Starting point is 01:10:22 And unity and oneness It's so amazing to me How intolerant everybody is And thank goodness for Alex to point it out To us in a very vicious and racist way Totally It's amazing how intolerant everybody is We should get rid of them and smash them
Starting point is 01:10:38 And eradicate them from there Because they're so intolerant Like a pretty stupid Islamophobic chunk of his show Right after he came back From break saying that he was super angry Yes, and Are you saying those two things may be related?
Starting point is 01:10:54 It feels like it Okay, I said I'd get to all this other news and I haven't Because I'm just angry right now Absolutely angry And there's just too many angles There's just too much news, there's just too much to cover I don't even know how you hit it all Cover anything
Starting point is 01:11:14 Stop it It does seem like If you say this often enough If you say often enough there's too much news Then you should by now Have a strategy to cope with that I often feel like there's too much going on in the world And it's kind of overwhelming
Starting point is 01:11:30 And one of the ways that I kind of deal with that Especially as someone who has a show And puts out a product Is that I just have to make peace with the fact That we can't cover everything that's important And it sucks Because there is a lot of stuff that's going on in the world That does deserve attention
Starting point is 01:11:46 But I feel like other shows are probably far more capable Of doing that And I take a narrow focus And I really only cover the stuff that Alex brings up And that allows me To actually cover things As opposed to being deeply Deeply overwhelmed by the thousands
Starting point is 01:12:02 Of stories that are going on in the world All I can do is really like Drop this up, so here we go Oh, hey, is there a patent for this Wuhan coronavirus thing? No, this is some dumb Q and on weirdo Who tweeted about this and it's a chicken vaccine Boom, we're able to cover it
Starting point is 01:12:18 Do that, Alex I can't imagine what our show would be If you just open it up top with just like Alex said just too much For us to cover today He just said too much for us to cover So let's bullshit for the first half hour 45 minutes
Starting point is 01:12:34 We'll get to something you said I have 7000 clips stacked up in my I'm gonna play, I'm gonna In the next hour I'm gonna go to 10 clips Or just gonna play 10 clips I sometimes feel that way But you gotta fight back against it
Starting point is 01:12:50 And just do something Alex can't But I think part of that is because he knows how flimsy All of the thousands of news stories That he needs to cover He can't get in any greater depth About that vaccine story Because he knows that as soon as he does
Starting point is 01:13:06 It becomes clear that this is a chicken vaccine He can't get in any greater depth About his complaints about the impeachment Because if he does he then has to address The fact that this is the Democrats opening Statements portion of it Of course they are doing all the talking This lawyer is grandstanding whenever he says
Starting point is 01:13:22 This is a Right, he can't get in any greater depth about how Owen is being singularly persecuted Because if he does it opens up the possibility Of recognizing that left wing people do get punished For this sort of thing He can't get in any greater depth about the No-go zones in France because if he does
Starting point is 01:13:38 This primary source that he is Going back to doesn't necessarily Prove what he is talking about He can't, he has to get overwhelmed By the amount of news because All he can deal with is this surface All that is overwhelming And I feel bad for him
Starting point is 01:13:54 I don't I mean what he could really do is Having too much news to cover He could take a few subjects and really Make up some good bullshit about He would have done that 15 years ago I know, I know He's old and he's tired and he's not good at this anymore
Starting point is 01:14:10 I guess he's just trying to kill A little bit more time Because you wait enough time And you get to do stuff like this So you come here legally and you're producing We need to compete with China and India If you adopt our values great But they're not adopting our values
Starting point is 01:14:26 Because the democrats have it set up To put them on welfare and brainwash them So until that's fixed I want a moratorium On immigration ladies and gentlemen Until it's fixed Alright, I'm going to go to break Didn't plug once this hour We're not bringing in really any money right now
Starting point is 01:14:42 We got two big sales running I really need you to support us and get Products you already needed to total win-win So just take action, you see in fours, busts in our butts Kill some time, get to a pivot Not bringing in any money Immigration whatsoever That's what I'm asking for
Starting point is 01:14:58 I need some money That's not even a discussion of illegal undocumented Immigrants, he just seems to have shot it all down Immigration, yep, close our borders So Alex is wrestling When he gets back from commercial about how the He maybe said he was going to take some Calls or talk about news
Starting point is 01:15:14 But he hasn't done any of it That said I was going to take calls today But I've got my mind on the news here Because there's a lot of breaking news And there's also Trump and Greta Thunberg Is very illustrative There's also
Starting point is 01:15:30 The latest on the virus, they're hyping up Is it really this mega deadly threat? I think it is a pretty big threat There's a lot of creepy stuff going on Why do you think it's a big threat? Because he's dumb, but I mean it could be a threat But there's more information that's needed To assess the realities of it
Starting point is 01:15:46 And all that stuff You can't behave like this In issues of serious public health issues It's just It's bad The Trump and Greta stuff, who cares This is nonsense Alex's only point is that
Starting point is 01:16:02 She's not complaining about China And the issue is that with her advocacy Through the UN filing a complaint On the behalf of the children Of a number of countries She can't complain about China They're not signed on to that treaty So that kind of
Starting point is 01:16:18 Falls apart The complaint of why isn't she Singling out China as opposed to these countries That she has listed There is no mechanism in place China hasn't signed that treaty It's very simple Why am I not calling out China?
Starting point is 01:16:34 Because they're not listening I'm talking to you So I'm not going to talk to you about China That's not going to do anybody any fucking good It's ridiculous Hey UN, just so you know I'm so mad at China So of course you guys should do everything
Starting point is 01:16:50 So Alex He has to address something Because it's something That Tucker Carlson talked about on his show Otherwise Alex would probably just fucking ignore this Because he doesn't want any part of it But Tucker has brought it to the The mainstream consciousness
Starting point is 01:17:06 And that is the fact that Trump and his environmental protection agency Are rolling back restrictions And regulations on atrazine Which of course is the chemical That is turning the freaking frogs game There have been in place Restrictions and oversight
Starting point is 01:17:22 Regulations Testing of water supplies In order to have hard limits On what amount of atrazine can be In any drinking water Alex doesn't want any in there Because it turns the frogs game But Trump is loosening those
Starting point is 01:17:38 Regulations and restrictions Which will have the effect of leading to more Atrazine being in the water Which will make more frogs game You can't prove that. I am sure that Private entities as always Are willing to regulate themselves And keep from
Starting point is 01:17:54 That's not Alex's angle Because Tucker Carlson has talked about this And Tucker and Alex have a very It's a Venn Diagram That's a circle of audience Although Alex's circle is much smaller Much smaller He has to address this
Starting point is 01:18:10 He has to rationalize But you know there's no perfect way to stop this We just got to take action But there's a lot of chemicals that can be used In industry that aren't even in the same Class as bad as atrazine And the fact that Trump has
Starting point is 01:18:26 Loosened up Restrictions on Atrazine when they had been cracked down on He just saw everything The Democrats were restricting As something to shut down America Like clean burning coal And that's true
Starting point is 01:18:42 So like I said Atrazine is the chemical that's behind the moment That most people probably know Alex for Turning the freaking frogs gay rant Obviously Alex doesn't understand the science Behind the effects of atrazine pollution But we've gotten into that in the past And the more important thing here
Starting point is 01:18:58 Is that atrazine is not a chemical That's good for people to be exposed to In large quantities It's not going to turn people gay like Alex might suggest That a lot of available evidence seems to suggest That he's overblowing the dangers of it But I feel like no pollution is good pollution So whatever, I'll agree that we should regulate
Starting point is 01:19:14 The hell out of these pesticides and herbicides So they're only used appropriately Alex shouldn't agree with that He shouldn't agree with that But there's no way to put this lightly This chemical is a gigantic part Of Alex's career And now his hero, King Trump
Starting point is 01:19:30 He's presiding over an EPA that wants to Loosen regulations that experts say Increase atrazine contamination in waterways By up to 50% Odd Another interesting move on the EPA's part Is that they adjusted the amount of the chemical That's considered safe for humans
Starting point is 01:19:45 To make easier for pollution to go unpunished The amount they decided on Is taken straight from the primary Manufacturer of atrazine Singenta The company that makes it made a suggestion The EPA is following that suggestion Has the EPA just finally admitted
Starting point is 01:20:01 To changing its name To the Environmental Destruction Agency This is insane Much like Bolsonaro Attacking the press This is bad, but shouldn't be a surprise For anyone Of course Trump would sell out the safety
Starting point is 01:20:17 And protections enjoyed by all the little people In the country to benefit a large business That's what he's into He's made it super clear But Alex can't ignore this one Tucker Carlson talked about it And atrazine is Alex's turf That's the opposite of fighting against it
Starting point is 01:20:33 Well, that's a problem Trump not further restricting atrazine Would further imply to Alex's audience That he doesn't know or doesn't care About this chemical Which I guess is the angle Alex is going with And that seems like a really sad spin The best Alex can do is say
Starting point is 01:20:49 That the Democrats are pushing regulations On tons of stuff, so Trump didn't even look Into the things that they were regulating And just said about undoing all of it That's what a child would do Having an idiot being in charge of the country And not for nothing Alex is also being very clear that the Democrats
Starting point is 01:21:05 Were the ones who were doing what he wanted Which is to limit atrazine use This is true, going back to the Food Quality Protection Act of 1996 Which Bill Clinton signed into law That was about creating safety standards For pesticides, particularly aimed At protecting children's health
Starting point is 01:21:21 So yeah, here we have a chemical That Alex believes is a part of a giant Globalist attack on the public And it feminizing the men so they can't have Western civilization or whatever And what do we find? We find Alex's big enemy, Bill Clinton Signing legislation to restrict its use
Starting point is 01:21:37 And his hero, Trump, pushing to roll back These regulations and expose more people to it And the best Alex can come up with Is that Trump is just, you know, He's exposing everyone to dangerous chemicals Because the Democrats didn't want him to This is pathetic, this is pathetic Even as a propagandist, this is just the weakest
Starting point is 01:21:53 Shit ever Trump years and the last Obama year Really changed Because for too long during Obama's Years, I defended him You know, like with Why didn't he close down Guantanamo Bay
Starting point is 01:22:09 Well, these are the political realities of the time And he's got to spend his capital this way And this whole thing with Trump And looking at Alex turning into this Fucking weak, toady, bullshit I just realized that, no There's no defending the president If fuck him, if the president
Starting point is 01:22:25 Is doing some bullshit Then it doesn't matter what team you're on Fucking get on him Get on the president I think that there are differences I think that there's a difference Between recognizing political Realities and making excuses
Starting point is 01:22:41 It's sometimes a gray thing I think that there's sometimes A little bit of Six or one half dozen of the other You know, I understand that But I don't disagree With the point that you're making But I also think that
Starting point is 01:22:57 Taken to its extreme That argument is an untenable way Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah Not giving anyone ever the benefit of the debt Is going to lead to a completely Um Piranha-like environment Where everybody is just throwing bricks
Starting point is 01:23:13 At politicians because they're like It takes a week for the bill to pass Fuck you Fuck you, put it there now I just meant that it is a smart idea For us to have a Baseline adversarial Relationship with our government
Starting point is 01:23:29 Regardless of whether or not it is the one that We have voted in They need to be held to the fire At all fucking time You cannot take a single moment off That adversarial nature Needs to be tempered With a collaborative
Starting point is 01:23:45 Spirit To be otherwise It gets incredibly out of control Of course But yeah, point well taken I still think even whatever you're describing About your path in the time when you were Making excuses for Obama has nothing
Starting point is 01:24:01 In relation to what Alex is doing No, absolutely, now I'm just saying that This stuff is what has made me Like really just escape That concept entirely Like just watching Alex go this far Is the same thing It's revealing how silly it is
Starting point is 01:24:17 To go to make excuses At all Because this is where you fucking get What you end up with is rambling about how Well, it's okay that he's putting This chemical that I've spent my entire Career railing of back into the water It's not okay, but the reason he's doing it
Starting point is 01:24:33 Is because he's just opposed to everything The Democrats do So that's even worse Yeah, that's describing it Because that implies that Trump's decision Making process is completely reactionary And just completely fucking What they want, and that to me
Starting point is 01:24:49 Is like, well, you're describing then A bad thinking path That leads to decisions that may Be right or may be wrong I don't trust the process That gets you to the decision And therefore everything is bad Yeah, yeah, and it's good
Starting point is 01:25:05 That is born out by fact It does seem like literally everything That Obama did is exactly what Trump Is trying to undo Seems like there's a pattern But it's important to recognize That atrazine It's shrinking dicks
Starting point is 01:25:21 There's just no way around this Can't avoid it The last 70 years or so with atrazine in the water The genitals This is a uterine The deformity that happens in uterus During development of the fetus Where males slowly
Starting point is 01:25:37 Are having their genitals waste away Men are going to have genitals The size of a woman's clitoris In about two generations With current atrazines If you like your sons not having a cock Then you're going to love atrazine This is a family show
Starting point is 01:25:53 Wait, so Trump is getting rid of American Cockstand? I don't know We got a chicken vaccine and a cock killer? This is a family show If you like your children Having dicks Or whatever Then don't vote for Trump
Starting point is 01:26:09 So I looked into it a little bit And there are some instances Of genital malformation That can be attributed to Or potentially attributed To atrazine exposure But what I think Alex is mistaken Because it's not a giant issue
Starting point is 01:26:25 That is noted from atrazine I think he's mixing up congenital And genital I think he's mixing up that with the word congenital And thinking it means it has to do with your dicks Yeah, yeah, yeah That does sound right Two generations is all it takes
Starting point is 01:26:41 To wipe out dicks onto the planet That's surprising So we're in a serious situation And so Alex decides It's time Send a message to Trump Sure, sure I wasn't going to talk about this
Starting point is 01:26:57 But I might as well Because really it's a message to the White House I've had the White House reach out They could see how hard it was Just fighting Because all the phones are tapped And all the rest of it And when they open up the criminal investigation
Starting point is 01:27:13 Of myself and Stone There's a lot of stuff I can talk about At this point But I've talked to the FBI I've been in to see the FBI A lot of stuff's gone on, okay And they obviously know I'm not a Russian And they understand what's happening
Starting point is 01:27:29 But I don't need Trump to call me I don't need Trump to have other journalists Contact me so the president wanted to thank you And really appreciate you and appreciate what you're doing I don't need to be padded on the head Like I've told Trump when he calls me I need action from the president
Starting point is 01:27:45 We've already seen bold action But we need to get on the offensive And we need to indict the deep state We need to indict big tech for Racketeering and suppression And just every crime you can imagine It's open and shut They're the authoritarians, they're the danger
Starting point is 01:28:01 Listen, I like President Trump When do we want him? Two generations from now I've already seen the top of Hollywood I've seen the top of the US government I don't care about all that stuff The pomp, the circumstance I'm not looking for the pat on the head Mr. President
Starting point is 01:28:17 I'm looking for action That's all I'm asking for And I know you're giving us action on so many fronts I'm just simply telling you it's what the people want It's what's right But I know who can take action And that's the listeners And the viewers of this broadcast
Starting point is 01:28:33 We are the voice and the heart And the soul and the spirit of Americana The fusion of the Republic of 1776 With real Christianity Not fake, in your face Pharisees, holier than now Stuff just, I love God I want to take action and I know you do too
Starting point is 01:28:49 Let's do it together And that's why funding us and buying products And sign up for auto-ship And be able to, you know, recurring Support us and get great profits at the same time It's so critical Commit now, step to the plate And the fight for freedom
Starting point is 01:29:05 This raises a really interesting question And that is, was that ad pivot part of the message To the White House? I'm pretty sure it was, yes Because, you know, in the same way that When you're praying, it doesn't end until you say amen He didn't put the end quotation on it No, it doesn't feel like it
Starting point is 01:29:21 That still seems like a message to the White House Trump, you need to get our great products While you're wearing a diaper Nothing keeps you from shitting your pants Quite like life defense It also does raise the question of like Why isn't Trump giving them a bunch of money Like he clearly has no
Starting point is 01:29:37 Because Trump has never, ever Ever given anyone money Right, but to the Viewers who believe in Everything Alex is saying Obviously Trump is corrupt as shit He would not have any problem with like Alright, Alex, you need two million dollars
Starting point is 01:29:53 Here's your fucking budget You get the Ukraine military aid Yeah, through some sort of Byzantine system Of hiding money It is not And I think that actually is kind of like The way that ad pivot is structured
Starting point is 01:30:09 It really does kind of draw attention to the fact that Like, yeah What? Wait A lot of right wing billionaires give tons of money Why would you Ever have problems Money wise Because billionaires are
Starting point is 01:30:25 Notorious for their loyalty Right The billionaires are noted For when you stop being useful For them taking care of you For the work that you've done Maybe some time Around
Starting point is 01:30:41 Oh, I don't know So earlier Alex was Talking a bit about the dicks Yeah, and how Trump Is getting rid of American cocks That is exactly what Trump is doing Yeah, yeah Alex Jones says
Starting point is 01:30:57 Trump is shrinking American dicks Put that on right wing watch now Now! I want it up there So Alex talks a little bit more About this atrazine situation I think you can really see the mechanics Behind what he's doing in this clip I don't have to apologize to corn farmers
Starting point is 01:31:13 To tell them that I noticed that farmers in those areas Have a lot of cancers, a lot of problems And your daughters can't have children And your sons basically can't have sex Because they don't have genitals Now, I mean you heard That's putting it lightly that the testicles
Starting point is 01:31:29 Don't descend on a lot of people That's what gets reported Sure But you know if dad's wondering why He had a good size Johnson and his son Basically doesn't have a penis It's because atrazine, okay And of course those kids your son's gonna get
Starting point is 01:31:45 So They need to ban atrazine And they've got a lot of other pesticides that don't do this Still not good for your liver But atrazine bio accumulates In the corn and it gets into the water table And it stays there for years I'm gonna tell farmers something
Starting point is 01:32:01 And yeah, I'm gonna try to fund ourselves at the same time If you live and get municipal water Or you've got well water, or you live anywhere near farming You are Insane You can't use a gravity Head filter That takes out all the bad chemicals
Starting point is 01:32:17 But leaves the good minerals in And that's the electropure breeze The highest rated filtration system You're gonna find out there for anywhere near the price Top rated For 33% off at infoarstore.com This is a perfect example Of a situation where it appears like
Starting point is 01:32:33 Alex's content on the show is actually being informed By what he sells The reason for this is that he doesn't appear to be saying In order to make his farmer listeners Scared of their water Than offering them a solution for a price All the stuff Alex seems to be getting About dick shrinking
Starting point is 01:32:49 Like I said, I think it's If I had to guess, it's him not understanding What congenital means I think that's what's going on Hey, Johnny Corn Farmer You want your kid to have a dick? Well then you better get this fucking water filter I think he just is misunderstanding words
Starting point is 01:33:05 And then ranting about them I've seen from like the NIH There are some very small indications Of possible genital deformations connected To atrazine exposure, but it's nowhere near The top of concerns Like heart related issues for example Are far more common
Starting point is 01:33:21 The big giveaway that Alex is talking shit here Is that he says that atrazine bio accumulates This is not true According to the agency for toxic substances And disease registry A division of the department of health and human services If humans take in atrazine And quote, primarily excreted in the urine
Starting point is 01:33:37 And quote, some atrazine In its metabolites might enter the organs Or fat tissue, but they do not Bio accumulate or build up or remain In the human body So not only do they not Not only do they not Not even like a little bit
Starting point is 01:33:53 So that's within the human body though What about in the corn that Alex is talking about What about in chickens Well, from the same report by the ATSDR In their section about atrazine in the environment Quote, atrazine does not tend to bio accumulate Another report Put out by the ATSDR
Starting point is 01:34:09 Found that it doesn't bio accumulate in fish And quote, little food chain Accumulation of atrazine has been observed It does not tend to bio accumulate A 2014 paper Put out by the journal of environmental Science and pollution research Showed some promise of identifying
Starting point is 01:34:25 A particular green micro algae That had the trait of actually accumulating atrazine In it and then biodegrading it Within it's cells This is interesting because most plants Don't behave that way And this would be a way of cleaning up Places that have atrazine
Starting point is 01:34:41 Right, right, right Atrazine is a chemical with a fairly short Half-life between 14 and 109 days In the atmosphere When it's in the human body It's only detectable for approximately 48 hours Since it's flushed out really quickly None of this is to say that it's perfectly safe
Starting point is 01:34:57 Or doesn't still pose a risk In particularly in utero But the story that Alex is telling Is specifically not true Atrazine is a chemical that researchers have found Is not prone to bio accumulation He's saying that it is, or as I call it Lying because it creates a problem
Starting point is 01:35:13 For his listeners These listeners will then have a reaction Of getting scared of their water And how it's going to make their sons Have no dicks And there is Alex with a perfect solution This giant water filter that he sells Alex talks all the time
Starting point is 01:35:29 About the globalists using the Hegelian dialectic Where they create a problem To cause a reaction in the public So they can be there with a solution to the problem They themselves have created It turns out that this is also a very apt way To describe Alex's own business model Yeah
Starting point is 01:35:45 Well, I mean if they're doing it I don't know if they are All the times that Alex has laid out examples Of that it seems like bullshit But in the context In the context of Alex's own sales practices It seems like You're just doing this
Starting point is 01:36:01 Anyway This is all bullshit So in this next clip Alex is talking about having a breakthrough I have a quick question Does his filter even filter out The chemical? Probably
Starting point is 01:36:17 I would assume so I kind of think it probably won't I looked into it quite a while back But it seems like the filters are actually really good It's a third party That makes these filters I know Alex isn't fucking basket weaving No, but also
Starting point is 01:36:33 That's the other thing too about this These are big fucking purchases If he's talking about a farmer getting one of these Like these water filters These are the ones that are the size of a school bus Yeah, these are like 20 grand He's swinging for the fences In terms of like big ticket items
Starting point is 01:36:49 Gotta get big ticket items off the shelf I imagine they take up a lot of space in the warehouse That's why I can't get any more life defense There's no shelf space These aren't on the shelf These are just he gets a cut for any sales that The filter people get So Alex gets to talking about the impeachment
Starting point is 01:37:05 Right? And he had a breakthrough About why the impeachment is happening If you listen carefully You might miss it if you're not paying attention A little subtle plug for his coffee Something really hit me During the break I was
Starting point is 01:37:21 Back during the coffee room I've been visiting in that a little bit more today Because I didn't have much sleep while I was out of town So I'm exhausted Usually you just have maybe two cups by now I'm on like cup number four This Wake Up America coffee Which is very strong
Starting point is 01:37:37 So I'm being a very bad boy right now But it is good Whoever knew getting high was so delicious Everybody Very subtle Dead Bucks Big Buddy Par for the course
Starting point is 01:37:55 And it just hit me And I'm going to say this is going to be incredibly obvious You're going to go wow Alex Tell us the grass is green next But of all the reasons They keep this impeachment going And the fake investigations going and all of it First and foremost
Starting point is 01:38:13 To change the subject Losers they are and how their cities are collapsing And how corrupt they are and how evil they are And to keep Trump on the defense And to hog up all the time and energy And to be the center of attention But the reason they got to keep the impeachment going As long as possible is their racing
Starting point is 01:38:31 To dig up more fake dirt Ah There we go But the length of the trial has already been set Right So I guess that means we're done here I don't care I don't care
Starting point is 01:38:47 His angle on this is stupid These aren't even new thoughts He's talking about this as a breakthrough These are things he yells about all the time Stop drinking that coffee It's fourth cup? That's almost as much as I drink You drink way more than that I drink a full pot and a half of coffee every day
Starting point is 01:39:03 So this is our last clip And it's Alex talking about the impeachment some more I really thought When I really thought that there was a good likelihood That this was going to be a real Breakdown for him, like a real freak out His hero is actually having
Starting point is 01:39:19 A trial in the Senate for impeachment I thought But then when he said this I realized like, of course he's not He's not even going to talk about it For the most part And that's all this is, is sucking all the oxygen out of the room And so that's why
Starting point is 01:39:35 I'm not going to cover the impeachment Very much, or the trial When Republicans do their defense After almost three and a half Four months of this BS I will cover that So I'm just going to cover The Republicans
Starting point is 01:39:51 I'm really only going to talk about What Jim Jordan ends up saying And you know, hey They're just going to pretend all the other stuff doesn't exist So just in advance know that there are going to be A very, very Biased coverage on my show That reminds me so much of Andy
Starting point is 01:40:07 Daily's podcast pilot project Whenever he's like Whenever he's doing the Character and he's just like No, I don't understand The prosecution shouldn't be allowed to say anything Here's how the trial works I give my defense, you guys say I didn't do it
Starting point is 01:40:23 And then we go home. What do you mean the prosecution Prosecution? That's a miscarriage of justice To even have the prosecution Why are they allowed to talk? Yeah, yep It's a mess. That's how it works Anyway, I don't expect it to be very fertile Pastures for us to
Starting point is 01:40:39 Cover Alex's coverage of the The impeachment, so They might free up some time And make it much less of a priority To talk about the present day Also on the other hand It's almost even more damning Just to listen to the Republican defense
Starting point is 01:40:55 Of it, just because what could they Possibly have other than It's a deep state conspiracy Right, and that's right in line with what Alex wants To cover. Basically all I hear Is him just abdicating any kind of responsibility To address points that are brought up By non
Starting point is 01:41:11 Nunes Trump's lawyers Jim Jordan Types He doesn't want to address any kind of Thing that's not already Implicitly and intrinsically On his side. So great
Starting point is 01:41:27 Enjoy That's the definition of being in a bubble So great Alex, have fun with that. It's a good thing that this one will never burst. Anyway, I think that the most important thing Here that I enjoyed Is the narrative about this Institute with the chicken
Starting point is 01:41:43 Vaccine. I think it's just That's too good. I can't That it turns out to be a chicken vaccine is just I can't stress enough like These large things that Alex presents As narratives almost Always without fail You just look into them a little bit more
Starting point is 01:41:59 And you end up finding That he knows nothing about what he's talking about It's all just bullshit. And this Like this and the Texas Domestic Terrorism Threat Assessment. Like there are just two prime Examples of Him trying to make hay out of Bullshit. And it's just laughable
Starting point is 01:42:15 This is just sad shit. Yeah. How anybody could confuse them Or ever confuse them with An actual journalistic outlet is Mind-boggling. That's because they're fun To some people. I mean well yeah You're entertaining and get you in With yelling about gay frogs. You're laughing
Starting point is 01:42:31 Before you know it. You're like this guy's Entertaining. This guy's got some things to say. You can't be wrong about everything. No. It's literally not possible to be wrong about Everything. And it turns out. Look he's right. It turns out it is literally possible To be wrong about everything. It does seem that way. Anyway we'll be back on Monday
Starting point is 01:42:47 But until then we have a website. We do have a website It's NilesRide.com. Where else on Face Twitter? We are on Twitter. It's at NilesRide.com And I go to bed Jordan. Where else on Face Book? And if you'd like to download the show please go to iTunes, download, leave a review, Download it to the show, etc. Oh yeah. We'll be back
Starting point is 01:43:03 Until then, I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I'm a chicken vaccine. Andy and Chanzas. You're on the air. Thanks for Holding. Hello Alex. I'm a first-name caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.

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