Knowledge Fight - #407: March 5-10, 2020
Episode Date: March 11, 2020Today, Dan and Jordan set out to cover the period of the Alex Jones Show in the immediate aftermath of him shaving his head to see if it changed his vibe. In this installment, Alex's convoluted corona...virus narratives continue, Alex tells a tale of a night in jail, and has his mind blown by Rush.
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Hello, Alex. I'm a Christian color. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
Knowledge fight. Knowledge fight dot com. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to
knowledge fight. I'm Dan. I'm sure we're a couple dudes like to sit around to acknowledge
beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Indeed. We are Dan Jordan Dan Jordan.
Let me ask you a quick question. Oh questions. I know this one's out of out of love field.
This is about enchiladas. This whole thing. Love them. When did you get your first microphone
my first microphone for this type of perch purpose for a recording you know like this
kind of thing. I'm not saying when did you start your first podcast. I'm saying like
when did you first like I'm going to do this shit. I would have been back in Missouri
probably two thousand. It's been a long time. We're old. Well I mean like when I was
a much younger man like I've talked about before. I always wanted to do radio right
like have my own radio show and that wasn't a possibility. And so once I discovered the
podcasting was a thing I wanted to try and do it. So I don't know early. So there wasn't
like any kind of and I also had to buy a microphone because I was trying to crack into
voiceover work. There we go. You have to you have to record your own little auditions
to send to the clients and folks and zero game from that. A lot of time spent recording
stuff about brickstone tires. What a waste of time. Give me give me a spot. What do you
think? Can you think of any me a product? Okay, let's go with there's a car sale for
the name of the car dealer. Brockman's auto delivery. Come on down to Brockman's. I don't
want to do this. Anyway, I don't know about microphones, but I know a lot about Alex Jones.
I don't know much about either. Right. So Jordan today got a lot on our plates got a
lot going on as anybody listening may on assume and understand. I can't think of any
news that might have on Tuesday the 10th. Alex got a DUI. There we go. And we'll talk
about that at the end of the episode because up till the point that that news broke. I
already had a whole episode planned once again. Alex fucked you. Yes, you you did it.
You had this episode prepared two days in advance and you not two days in advance, but
I mean certainly more than a couple hours ago. Yep, I had it all ready to go. Hey guys,
today we're going to be talking about March 5th through 9th 2020. I'm in 2020 and it was
all going to be great. And now Alex had to go get a fucking DUI and now we've got to
add March 10th to that asshole. So anyway, it's like that Steve Martin thing. You know,
Beckman, he would do one movie for me one for the studio. Yeah, that's what this is.
I know that the people want to hear about Alex. That's the one for you. Right. But for
me, I'm going to talk about some of Alex's bullshit first. All right. So we'll get down
to business on that. But before we do, we got to take a little moment, Jordan, to say
thank you to the folks that make this possible and are sporting the show. So first, Ben,
thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk Ben next Benjamin. Thank
you so much. You are now a policy. I'm a policy. Thank you Ben, thank you. Next Roxanne.
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You are now a policy. I'm a policyank. Thank you very much. Brendan, Brendan. Next Damon.
Thank you so much. You are now a policywonk. I'm a policywank. Thank you Damon, thank you.
Thank you Damon. Thank you. And then finally I'd like to say thank you to a couple people
donated on an elevated level. We appreciate that very much. So first Lisa, thank you so
much. You are now a technocrat. And Thomas, thank you so much. You are now a technocrat.
I'm a policy wonk. Crikey mate, that's fantastic. Have yourself a brew. How's your 401k doing
bro? Alright, we gotta go full tilt buggy on this Watson, alright? Let's just get down
to business. We ain't making that money off that heroin. Why are you pimp so good? My
neck is freakishly large. I declare info war on you. Thank you so much, Lisa. And thank
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We would appreciate it. It'd be lovely. So Jordan on our last episode on Monday, we were
going over last week on Alex's show. We were going over the beginning of last week in the
pre shaving his head, right? And we made that division on purpose bald new Alex new life.
We're going to jump in on Thursday here on March 5th because that is right when Alex
has shaved his head and you know it's big news. It is, but he does not want to talk about
it. He doesn't talk about it. I bet he will. He doesn't bring it up for quite a while.
Yeah. He just sits there with his big old bald head. Yeah. He does actually start the
show on a very familiar note talking about the Corona virus situation, but in this out
of context drop that we will play, he reveals that he meant to start the show talking about
something else.
Boy, there's footage. I haven't aired yet of a homeless person eating poop that drudgereport.com
linked to and I meant to start the show with it, but I just did. You meant to start the
show with it. Great. Great. Okay. Cool. I don't want to start my morning like that.
No, I would prefer that's before lunch, right? This 11 central time. I'm not watching that
11 o'clock. No, that's like 10 in California. Yeah. No, it's like nine in California. Maybe
I don't know time zones. I know a lot about Alex Jones. Get the fuck out of here. Got
a lot of meat restart. Yeah. So we start here on the fifth and this is how Alex actually
does start off the show talking about how maybe mass hysteria around an outbreak. Maybe
it's inevitable when things happen like that humans are mammals and we see what others
humans do and we behave the same way at a very deep level. We believe in the knowledge
of the crowd. Uses analogy a hundred times. I'll do it again. You don't know where you
are in some small town back before Google was ubiquitous with reviews, which you can
now believe at first they were good because Google let you actually vote. Now it's all
scam in most cases, but before that you pulled into small town in Colorado or Michigan or
New York and you see the restaurant with lines out the door. That's got the good food restaurant
with four or five cars. You're going to get food poisoning there. Just great analysis.
You don't need to go into that restaurant that has four cars in it to find out there's
a meth head running it and they're dealing drugs out of the back. You just know that's
a creepy looking place. There are so many great restaurants that are not crowded. Yeah,
though. Sometimes the greatest restaurants are the ones that you can't find. Yeah, this
is a foolish way to look and I'm not even entirely sure what point he's trying to make
and how it connects, but I just take issue with this because my my favorite type place
is always always empty. Always always. It's really good. Yeah, it's fantastic because
I think a lot of people get take out or delivery, but always empty. If you went there, you'd
see a completely empty dining area. You'd be like, I gotta get the fuck out of here.
If you are out, it only seats like 15 people to if that. Yeah. Yeah. So this is stupid.
Anyway, Alex talks about this that Lancet study, if you'll recall up to this point, he's been
using that that Lancet study that looked at just a couple of very extreme cases of folks
who had already developed from the virus into the pneumonia stage and they were looking
at a small subsection of people and they predicted a 15% mortality rate. Excuse me,
not predicted. They said there was that of this small sample size. Alex has been using
that to say that Lancet was saying that the whole world would have a 15% mortality rate
from the virus. Now it's interesting. He now knows what that study actually was about.
You know, Lancet had a limited thing five weeks ago of just 47 deaths and he did at
least 65 to get a decent reading, but with the ones they had, it was a 15% death rate
or so. But obviously those people are already super sick and it's what's not a good focus
group. It's not a good test group to proper term. So because I mean, if it was 15%, I
would be in a bunker somewhere. So Alex now knows that he was months behind on our show.
Did he just explain that? Now he knows that which is important because he has that information
inside his head, but he doesn't say this as a correction. He's not saying okay. Well,
I misreported this. I had that wrong. Sorry about that. No, he just now knows what that
actually is. So that's interesting. Hold on to that for later. Okay. Okay. Alex gets off
back from the virus and he starts talking a little bit about the democratic primary.
Sure. He has some feelings about Biden being the presumptive nominee. He's just holding
the front for gathered to come from behind, right? Nope. But he is holding the front for
somebody and it's Hillary Clinton. What are they planning behind that? You know, you don't
know that she admits that they're trying to sell Hillary to flutter in as the VP and then
as a stroke, like other presidents have had Woodrow Wilson that brought us the New World
Order first and then in nurse Hillary because there's a cult of Hillary in the bureaucracy
and a messianic vision that she's supposed to, you know, take over and rule everyone
that these leftists still believe in the cult of Hillary. So we'll discuss all of that.
You still believe in the cult of Hillary. Yeah, you are the one Alex. Every single person
safe for Bernie he has who is he's like oh they're going to get in is all just about
Trojan horsing Hillary Bloomberg was going to make her the VP now Biden's going to make
a VP but before when it was the impeachment stuff it's like oh they're going to impeach
Trump and Pence Pelosi is going to get in make Hillary the VP she's going to step down
these the one is the one who's doing this now is our plan all along sure you know how
the leftists have really coalesced around Hillary Clinton after she failed miserably
that one was us that's us it's not to say that there isn't any support for Hillary in
the world that's you know and I'm not saying that's what you're saying but this is outrageous
the the levels to which Alex wants to be fighting Hillary again yeah yeah and he can't
just be like all right I'll critique her documentary or whatever he wants to actually
pretend it's the halls of power he's fighting over with her so in that clip a couple back
he was talking about the when he was talking about the Lancet things like it's 5% mortality
rate I'm getting out right getting out of here time to go right and it turns out Alex
has made some preparations on that front I told my personal assistant three months ago
three months ago I said the time has come before this I said I just have a feeling that
things are dangerous for the economy and even if Trump wins I guess I gotta get a farmhouse
a hundred miles middle of nowhere around no towns in the crappiest brush area where no one
even knows where I'm at I need to just load it with storable food and an underground safe
with guns in it just to have that covered that that box check because I don't have that
so the unabomber box you gotta check the unabomber box yeah yeah yeah in early March Alex doesn't
have that and a couple months ago he told a personal assistant to set this up for him
which is weird because on January 31st this is what he said I'm a father I've got to be
in charge I'm trying to prepare for the future you know I've got a little armor redoubt outside
town you know four or five acres with a gun safe and food because I'm not living in fear
I'm living empowered do you have an armored or doubt or do you not what is the deal see
now in this situation I think it's a good idea to say both because then nobody knows for sure
that's fair you know you're gonna go looking for yours exactly exactly you don't people
know when that you have a redoubt what's the best way to hide it tell them that you have
a redoubt right eight years long liar yeah or yeah yeah yeah you got to keep the mystery
in the air absolutely if any if you know for sure Alex as a redoubt well you're going
to follow into it exactly you don't believe it exists maybe you leave him alone yeah so
go follow that other guy with a redoubt yeah so I've made a bit of a point of the fact
that Alex cannot pronounce the name of Brazilian president Bolsonaro I've made a little bit
of a point of that yes one thing I haven't made as much of a point of is how he also
can't pronounce Erdogan okay he always pronounces it Erdogan yeah yeah I know and so he gets
a little self-conscious about the fact that he mispronounces Erdogan's name all the time
in this next clip the Islamists have launched big invasions now in phase two into Europe
with Erdogan right behind it I know I get calls every time it's Erdogan whatever some say
Erdogan or say Erdogan I'll get away you say Erdogan there Daria is it Erdogan or Erdogan
Erdogan is correct okay I'm not very good at pronouncing some things sometimes at least
I got that right so Alex is incorrect as is his supposed linguist expert Daria in Turkish
the G is often pronounced with a soft W sound and the correct way to pronounce the name
of the Turkish president is Erdogan this actually was covered a bit in the news because when
Erdogan visited the White House in May 2017 Trump kept pronouncing it with the G sound
and it caused a lot of folks to write articles consulting with linguists and Turkish experts
and guess what all of them said his name is pronounced Erdogan none of them asked Daria
that's true that's true because you would have given them the wrong answer that's why she's
not consulted on these matters I think she knows for sure but she was just like yeah I'm
not doing this fuck it fuck it it's Erdogan fine but that that goes to show like the level
of who gives a shit going on info wars like yeah you're right sure sure sure that's why
nothing ever gets checked and it just things just keep proceeding onward down the dumb
path that it's on so Alex gets a ways through the show and he hasn't made note of the fact
that he's shaved his dumb head yet and he brings it up but he refuses to say that he's
bald or that he shaved his head he's tried to tease the audience by mentioning that his
experience is different but he wants you to go like to his his own website so you could
see it for yourself if you haven't seen a friend for a month and they just show up with a
mustache and don't tell you about the mustache all you're looking at them is just like dude
what's with the mustache tell me about the mustache and they're like no my job is going
to know what I think is going on is Alex is trying to use the the idea that he looks
like something different to tease anyone who might be listening on shortwave or on the
radio to go to his website sure that's what I think is going on that's bad or he just
refuses to say the word bald because he's insecure or something broadcasting worldwide
on this transmission brought to you by beluga whales I woke up this morning and I said I
kind of look like a cute little beluga you couldn't be mean to a cute little beluga
balduga now things are so serious I got up this morning and I said what could I do to
everybody that we're in a very serious time now that we're already making jokes and well
that's what we've done here on air if you're a radio listener you might want to go to
info wars.com forward slash show or news wars.com forward slash show and check it out and share
that link little something different here on the set of the radio slash TV transmission
today and I'm gonna leave it at that I told the crew not to really make a note of it but
they had their beluga joke ready so I'll let them go with it I must look like a beluga
because I already thought of myself they already spontaneously had a beluga ready so that's
my new spirit animal is a beluga well there's nice little creatures okay let's get serious
that sounded very serious yeah that sounded like a very insecure man I think he very seriously
told the staff not to use the word bald please don't make a big deal of this please I just
it's just I please don't yeah I'm hey to be fair I want to be clear I think it doesn't look
bad I'm not going to be a dick about this and be like oh Alex look you're I mean I'm
gonna say it's his big dumb head yeah but I do I don't think it looks bad it'll take a while
to get used to but I don't think it looks terrible okay he could grow into it quite well okay
which he might be doing in a prison cell except he's not because the DUI is a misdemeanor
anyway Alex gets talking about the virus news the corona virus news but it's too intense it's
it's absolutely too intense to get to so he does what he does best which is pretend he's going to
go take some phone calls you know what's going on right now the corona virus news is so intense
so horrible so scary for me that I'm eating around the edges of it like a not so hungry
caterpillar and not getting into it but it's killing a lot of people around the world it's
very communicable it's man made I want to know your take on it so he goes to the calls and
this is one of the things you really shouldn't do if you do a show like Alex's like if you're
like there's big intense corona virus news yes that I need to cover oh I can't so I'm nibbling
around like a caterpillar right instead what I'm going to do is go to the calls because you
know what happens when he goes to the calls on issues like this they say very insightful
and powerful things loop it around opposite they say very dumb things and he thinks they're
really smart that's true as this first caller does we now so we've already had Alex established
that he thinks that this is like a race specific bio weapon yeah and now it turns out it might
also be age specific okay as a bio right actually nervous to air what what I think about the
corona virus even on this show so that should tell you well lay it on me brother because
I feel something bigger sir yes sir so they they keep saying that we shouldn't worry about
it if we're young and healthy it's only old people and compromise people that should worry
right what is our largest unfunded liability in this country we're $23 trillion in debt
and all I hear on the main it's people over 70 and how Bill Gates has get rid of the old
people that and the liberals say the case for killing granny so yesterday on Fox News
they had a doctor on that said hey I expect to get this and you should too but unless
you're old don't worry about it so what would happen if you know we know that the biggest
transfer of wealth in the country is going to occur as the older generation passes the
baby boomer generation passes what if the government was able to receive some of that
money ie have a huge crisis with this coronavirus thing and you know I totally agree with you
that it's okay beta test for that because China already had a one child policy and killed
almost 400 million girls so don't think that governments don't think like this Bill Gates
has said this at TED Talks and at other events we can play the clips so they're saying it
you better damn well believe oh and who is involved cooking up a vaccine for it and who
owns the Chimera virus oh a subgroup Bill Gates funds wow you just can't make that up
you did yeah you can't hurt anyone said say that yet and just to come out of my mouth
that's so disturbing having you know we're going to post this as a video report a band
video the headline is is corona an age specific bio weapon to kill the elderly before they
get social security is coronavirus short response targeting the elderly I think I think that's
a very reasonable statement because it's thank you sir it's not man made that is how
to reasonable statement that's a very reasonable this is how easy it is to get Alex to jump
on something as like oh my god we're going to report this as a possibility oh god yeah
that I mean I guess my my biggest feeling about that would be just like that is a demonstration
of how loose the gates are yeah do you just whatever dumb thought you have Alex is going
to treat it as like oh my god yes this is probably a beta test of an age specific bio
weapon Alex I haven't heard anybody talk about this before but do you know like the first
letter in virus do you know what that is it's a V for Vendetta no oh for virgin they it's
a it's a virgin specific bio weapon we're going to post this on the website headline
go out there and fuck so you don't get the virus also Alex did you shave your head recently
got to go so Alex gets to there's a there's a weird trend that goes on throughout some
of this time and that is that Alex is now descended into a place where he's threatening
to murder people if any of his family members get corona right right right right that's a
good that's a good place to be and it begins here and I think this is maybe an implicit
or an implied threat against Obama okay kind of because as you may recall Alex believes
that Obama sold the virus to the Chinese back in 2015 because he doesn't know how to read
which makes Obama at fault for any of his family members that's that's that's how that
tracks that's the thing about HIV is that it comes back over and over again this has
an HIV delivery system but that wouldn't be enough it's then got a whole bunch of different
viruses together that do different things that attack different parts so yeah it's a nightmare
virus because it hits you and hits you and hits you but no one wants to discuss that
no one's supposed to talk about that and that's why I am so pissed and let me tell you it's
not a threatening thing to say but it's not family guys from this well you just fill in
the blank it's time to start holding certain people responsible for this type of crap and
Obama shipped that garbage in 2015 in fact bring me my coronavirus file please all three
of them please pull up the journal of science there was a big stir when he did that no there
wasn't so leaving aside that Alex doesn't even have the most basic understanding of
how HIV works I wanted to explain what he's talking about when he says that the virus
has an HIV delivery system this is just him not understanding the difference between the
furan cleavage and the ace to cleavage situation in the past viruses like the corona viruses
were taken in by the body through ace to sites cleaving the virus but the quirk of this one
according to that one report that one study was that appears to cleave with few fewer
insights which is also true of HIV this is not the same thing as the corona virus having
an HIV delivery system or anything like that it's just a different way that things are
absorbed into the body there are many things that use furan cleavage other than HIV from
the normal flu to Ebola from dengue fever to anthrax Alex is pretending that the corona
virus has something from HIV added to it but in reality he just doesn't understand the
topic he's covering at all also there's literally zero evidence that this coronavirus is
man-made there's no evidence that that it's a ton of different viruses in one that's all
just a product of Alex's demented imagination that he's reporting as fact to his audience
the article he uses to prove that Obama sold the virus to China proves literally nothing
of the sort when he says that there's a big stir when Obama did that what he's lying about
is the fact that he found an article about a lab in North Carolina experimenting with
giving a coronavirus gain of function in terms of that ace to cleavage and how there was a
debate in the scientific community about whether or not experiments like that were ethical
he can provide literally zero evidence to support those claims that he makes that there was a big
debate about Obama selling the virus to China because it never happened it's a lie that being
said I think Alex is trying to threaten to kill Obama if one of his relatives dying of the
coronavirus but he also doesn't want to say that on air because that might involve another
conversation with a lawyer yeah I would definitely keep that one quiet that would be a smart one
it seems very easy to stick a uranium one to somebody these days you know like it took
zero time at all for it to be like Obama's uranium one let's move on it's his fault come out everybody
look over here and one of the things that you'll see over the course of these episodes is that
there is a crystallization of it down to just these blunt talking points where it's Obama sold
the virus yeah it's man made there's no debate about it yeah this has been determined this is
decided and just like a dogged persistence and repetition of it so the audience just gets the
sound bite yep and you'll see that over the course of this but Alex goes to break he comes back
and the theme music is feeling good it's of course you belong to the city course and I've
noticed a trend that Alex can't not give a speech over that saxophone well yeah but there's how do
you not give a speech over saxophone if you've got the chance I don't dispute that it's very human
as an impulse but Alex he's just it's like the siren song to be just he can't not talk about
space and like human destiny and saxophones do stuff to people yeah it's true
can sustain us in the victory against Satan and the AI machine war that's coming but in the end
we're going to win and then the next level of the transformation will be a punks we belong to
the stars and God and that's from which we came and that is to where we'll go we came from space
star to star the universe opens before us if that wasn't Alex Jones I could be pretty
enjoy yeah now that'd be great yeah I would really enjoy that as long as there's none of his other
shit like the racism and Jesus everything that falls from that it'd be great yeah yeah just
a guy rambling over saxophone about our destinies to the stars great I feel like I would fall asleep
to that and then wake up really really ready to go every morning like I could do some time on
the treadmill to that really get me pumped up I would so Alex takes another call and I don't
know how to tell you what's going on here other than I think this dude is super rude so yes I was
in Costco a couple weeks ago I was getting ready I went to buy a bunch of toilet paper and some
things before the crowds really hit and I had my phone I had your show going on sticking on my
pocket so I could hear it I wasn't using headphones and and I this lady starts says who's who are
you listening to who's that talking and I expected at first I thought because of where I live it's
quite a leftist city and I thought I might get some flak but I said this is Alex Jones and she
just got her eyes got wide open and she says I'm really I thought he was off the air and I said no
and I told her I explained you know the whole situation and told her where to go she wrote down
you know band.video and also info wars.com and just said she's he's still on Alex spends a not
insignificant portion of this show expounding on how the man and the globalist want everyone to
think he's off the air but he's not every day he meets people who think that he's off air but then
he tells them they can still find him on info wars website and they're so happy to hear it this
caller is what kicks that off that whole rant and I have a few thoughts first is that I don't care
what you're playing if you're walking around in the store listening to things that headphones
you're a fucking asshole if it's music you're an asshole if it's a liberal talk show you're an asshole
if it's Alex Jones a man who's known to launch into rants about demons raping children with little
warning you're a bigger asshole no it's a family show that you're walking around it's like it's not a
family show like having home improvement playing on your phone as you walk through the store he talked
about casting Mike Bloomberg in a gang bang video on the last show you can't play that in public
no matter what this guy's story is about if it starts if it starts with him casually mentioning that
he was listening to Alex's show at a Costco without headlines fuck this dude he's an asshole
second there have been a lot of points made about how panic buying of things you don't need to panic
probably one of the more damaging things people can do right now it's the disruption of the demand chain
they can have just as many negative consequences as the supply chain disruptions can have and based on this
guy saying he was stocking up on toilet paper I'm going to say that he was not engaging in responsible
preparation was responsibly stocking up on mountains upon mountains of toilet paper he bought a very
minuscule amount of stocking up on toilet paper I don't know do you mean just like a extra couple weeks
maybe just a few rolls seems right I have no idea how much he was buying but it's not it wasn't a good
sign finally and most importantly if you've been on air for twenty six years and you've built up a
fan base that like decides that you must be completely off air because you get kicked off social media
something that didn't even exist when your career began then I don't know what to tell you something is
wrong with that fan base either they're so hopeless that they can't find your shit unless it's
in front of their faces or they didn't like you enough to seek you out once the YouTube algorithms
weren't constantly pushing your videos on them either way that's not a solid fan base and I wouldn't
blame the globalists for that that's just the byproduct of making a dumb show that attracts a fickle
type of crowd yeah it turns out info warriors are very capricious in nature and nobody would have seen
that coming no and the weird thing is I was listening around the time Alex got banned from social
media and he knew it was coming and he tried to prepare yeah like he was promoting his newsletter
he was trying to drive traffic to his own website and I guess people just didn't follow now if all these
people think that you were just off air yeah that's that's a that's a bad fan base yeah I mean
just being moved from like the first page to the second page of Google will destroy anybody but a fan base
would be fine like that's if they or if they're if they're a fan base yeah absolutely anyway Alex
believes that the CDC is doing some sort of a cover up if I understand correctly the thing that
they did is try to make the the coronavirus situation not seem very bad by not rolling out in
writing tests right to make the numbers of cases lower and then Trump wouldn't take it seriously
and then they would put out all the tests there be a ton of people a ton of cases Trump would look like
a dick brilliant mission mission accomplished brilliant plan now in this next I see no flaws in it in this
next clip Alex kind of implies and by implies I mean directly says that Trump is involved in this
okay which is not good so wait is Trump killing members of Alex's family he might be involved in the
cover-up of the thing that leads to Alex's family is that now we know yeah we know I mean you can blame
the CDC Trump and I'm not I'm never for cover-ups but I get why they're doing it whether it's
Trump at the CDC but I think Trump's involved this is to be honest they're they're not sitting
out cats they sit on faulty ones on purpose they know it's been here Steve Pachinik's
Willie is smart he is tied into special operations and all of them and he said it on air he said
it's been here for six months it's already killed a bunch of people and we're just kind of make it
through it Steve Pachinik also the guy who said that he was patient zero of the he cured himself
cured himself he cured himself he knows a lot he's very good at this stuff suspiciously has
not shared that cure with anyone it's just tons of antibiotics tons of antibiotics what an idiot
so there's a cover-up going on and now Trump is complicit in it well yeah and look Alex of course
has historically been against government cover-ups hate some on account of you know how the government
shouldn't cover things up but now it's like I get why the government needs to cover this up
people will go crazy Dan you and I can know about the cover-up but the regular folk
we can't have that it's weird for him to say make a statement like that like the executive
of the federal government is engaged in a cover-up that's putting people at risk yeah I understand
why he's doing it it's totally cool hey Alex Jones 1995 Alex Jones wants to yell at you through
a bullhorn so we finally get to the point where Alex brings up that he has shaved his head and
it turns out he does sort of give a reason I'm not I'm not scared I'm like ready to get in a fight
and I think that's that's what all this symbolizes you know shaving my head this morning I got up
and I said I'm shaving my head and I said it's just a symbol of we're in a war folks and when you
really go into a war you shave your head so people don't grab your hair and that's just an
archetypal image of this is not normal we're not normal waters here we're in a war people
better get that through their heads that's all I'm saying I think you all know that as well
we don't want to get played into hysteria no no no we're concerned because our gut knows
something big's going on the question is what is it how is that not hysteria I shaved my head
to give a archetypal metaphorical symbol right audience that we're literally in trench warfare
right and I did that so no one could grab my hair while we're fighting Dan everybody knows that
it's coming from his gut right hysteria comes from we all know this the anus and there we go
right so that's conceivably why Alex shaved his head was to make him look like a soldier or
something I'm entirely sure but that's he does give another reason later when a white guy shaves
his head because he's looking for a fight that usually doesn't go well yeah don't like it no
it's not good he gives another reason later that I actually think is probably more believable
right and we'll get to that in a minute before we do though Alex has got to take another really
stupid collar first of all the one I've been hearing a lot well one of the theories out there
is that this is going to burn itself out when the weather gets warm well my concern is when the
weather gets warm what else comes out mosquitoes pics oh my gosh the little blood and they can
spread it what happens what happens when you supercharge mosquitoes with the coronavirus
how is the dyspilaria more I'm gonna sell it down I think it's gonna pump it with nitrous oxide
like a race car okay man that's why I love taking calls asshole couple of assholes here
what ticks get it so right now there's no evidence that mosquitoes can carry or transmit the
coronavirus and there's a very good chance that it's just not even possible there's actually a good
teachable moment here mosquitoes can transmit things like Ebola malaria dengue fever primarily
because those things can infect the mosquitoes themselves the only thing that a mosquito puts
into a person when it bites them is their saliva so no matter what blood they have ingested it
doesn't matter that's not what's going to get transmitted to the bit person this is because
there's a two tube proboscis that a mosquito uses to feed on your blood one tube is the intake
tube that sucks your blood and you don't get exposed to anything from that it's a one way street
the other tube is used to inject saliva that makes you like not feel the bite gives you itchy
itchiness so the saliva of the mosquito is the vector that you need to be concerned with for the
potential of mosquito-borne illnesses this is one of the reasons that HIV cannot be spread by
mosquitoes they don't possess the correct cells in their body to serve as hosts for the HIV and
thus it doesn't survive in mosquitoes and can't be transmitted through their saliva historically
diseases in the coronavirus family such as MERS and SARS those aren't things that are known to be
spread by mosquitoes at this point all experts I can find who have commented on the matter are
uniform in the position that there's no evidence right now that this is a vector of transmission
that we're seeing or are likely to see mosquito-borne diseases are no joke though and they're very
serious threat in certain circumstances humans that have ever lived yeah like I mean they're brought
up malaria yeah a lot of places it's a very serious issue yeah but this doesn't appear to be one of
those circumstances where mosquitoes are going to play a huge role obviously anything's possible
but this caller what he's doing is just coming up with a horrible scenario and saying what about
that and Alex is there he's like oh my god I love taking calls you know every time Alex's
callers call in we get a nice little like magic school bus segment on this show where it's like
all right he came up with some terrible ideas now let's go inside the body and discover how it is
that people actually work I knew this because a buddy of mine who's a doctor he and I had a long
conversation about it because I didn't understand that whole thing of like why can't some things be
transmitted by explain it to me I'm I'm grateful you explained it to me I'm not going to come in here
acting like I knew what I was thinking about yeah but the issue here is with this caller and what
Alex are doing is just like it's baseless fear mongering this is hysteria yeah this is making
like a nightmare scenario and acting like there's any reason to think that this is something to be
concerned about it's hysterical Alex Alex movies are predictive programming have you ever seen the
birds I think they're coming oh shit does this have anything to do with the virus now I think they're
coming could be so this is the big one the current virus sure earlier Alex said that Trump was
involved in the cover up yes and I kind of thought that that was just a stray thing he said
right but in this next clip you'll clearly hear this is not just something he said he thinks that
Trump is probably covering this up it's official March 5th Thursday 2020 242 out from the election
coronavirus is the big one so far for bio weapons man-made creating total fear governments using it
to create hysteria and lockdowns of civilization Trump trying to play it down I understand why I
can't faulting for it but they are why the testing they are covering it up that's even in the news now
and the left is using it against the president just like we predicted in that clip you can hear an
absolutely incoherent message Alex is trying to spread to his listeners let's break this down yeah
piece by piece here we go it starts with him saying that it's official the coronavirus is the big one
it's a gigantic world event and the big one whatever that means yeah it's the big one it's man-made
which it's not and the government is using it to create hysteria so the hysteria is bad except
Alex is running a show where he's allowing his guests to declare that the virus is airborne and
let's a caller say that everyone's going to get it from mosquitoes and let's not forget that he had
a science expert Mike Adams come on his show and say it's over for humanity there will only be
lone survivors so hysteria is bad but also this show is nothing but hysteria right cool yes then
Alex says the Trump is engaged in and complicit with this government cover-up of the virus situation
naturally involving suppressing the country's testing capabilities this is a literal government
cover-up of a public health crisis that Alex is describing and he says he can't fault Trump for
doing it his idea is that Trump is trying to protect the stock market so apparently if that's the
justification anything can be done covering up a pandemic and allowing it to get worse putting
the public at risk it's okay because Trump was trying to protect money that seems to be Alex's
position yeah well money's important Dan sure it has a vote then Alex complains that the left is
using this against Trump just like he predicted so apparently if Trump is engaged in a conspiracy
cover-up they could literally kill Americans because he knows that it's you know a bad stock
market will make him look bad and jeopardize his chances in the election and the media dares point
out the ways that his administration has not responded well to the outbreak the media is bad
yes this is a completely bootlicking authoritarian perspective in one fell swoop Alex is establishing
the virus as a gigantic threat he asserts that Trump is impeding the American health system from
being able to deal with it appropriately and if the media criticism criticizes him for it they're
bad the cover-up is good the criticism is bad exactly this is overt out in the open dictatorship
yeah yeah yeah very much so this is nonsense yeah the end he's covering it up in order to
stop mass hysteria right correct I suppose that's what that's what I believe the you know because
the reason the stock market would go down is because of the mass hysteria and Alex appreciates
and understands why Trump is covering it up and he thinks mass hysteria is bad and he is also
spreading mass hysteria he doesn't seem to have a real consistent position on what hysteria I don't
think he really does no no this is a this is a struggle for me these these words are bad yeah so
here on the fifth Alex has Francis Boyle come back on his bio weapons expert right there's no idea
about any of the scientific aspect of this stuff Arthur Francis Boyle yeah exactly yeah so Francis
Boyle shows his bona fides and his resistance to reading yeah by indicating that he believes that
that North Carolina lab that the UNC Chapel Hill created the virus sure and then Obama sold it to
the Chinese so that's great and then he joined Stuart Rhodes in the group of people who are
erroneously saying that this is airborne no yes I do think this was an offensive biological warfare
weapon that was originally developed there at the University of North Carolina lab using the
SARS coronavirus which was already weaponized to begin with and endowing it with gain of
function properties indeed it even travels through air Alex it's not just a question of droplets
that's why human excrement can spread this disease we've had reports of that coming out of
Hong Kong and China now first of all it's embarrassing that Francis Boyle is still pushing this
conspiracy about the lab at UNC Chapel Hill creating a coronavirus we've been over this in
great detail but that is just a complete misreading of a study from 2015 he's presenting
himself as an expert he has every reason to know that study has nothing to do with this current
outbreak he also should know the difference between airborne transmission and fecal oral
transmission of a virus the possibility that the coronavirus can be transmitted by a fecal
oral contact means that you should wash your hands after going to the bathroom or handling poo
there are some indications that this virus may transmit that way as was also the case with
SARS so it's appropriate to exercise caution on that front however this does not qualify as
airborne transmission just because the virus can be transmitted through feces doesn't mean that
being around feces is going to transmit the virus you still have to contact the feces I I feel
so much like we're in the 15th century here where he's like ah well of course it's because of
the smell you know that this is unhealthy or if you stand next to Jesus you're done put him in
a plague outfit I'm done with him but I'm in a plague plague doctor mask and get him the fuck
out of here yeah man Boyle's handling of this is supremely irresponsible and if the media didn't
already ignore him when he pretends to be an expert already this would be a good reason for them to
start so your humors are out of proportion and that's why you got the virus you need to pray
more yeah so Boyle's going down this road and Alex brings up something that he saw recently
trying to indicate like this is proof that it's airborne but I would argue it's exactly the
opposite did you see where Merkel tried to shake hands with her interior minister he wouldn't
I think what you're saying is it's not about shaking hands it's in the air that's correct
it's not just in the hands but it's in the air you're exactly correct if boy if Merkel's minister
didn't want to shake hands that isn't indication that it's that would be that human contact is what
they're concerned about not the airborne idea is there is wait is his they're just convoluted it
makes no sense is his thinking more like Angela Merkel was trying to infect him and when he
didn't shake her hand she was like and breathed on him until he got it that's stupid and
that's stupid and that's very generous anyway Francis Boyle wants you to know that you cannot
trust any experts on on the matter of the coronavirus which is good that's a good message
for Alex to be don't we don't want mass hysteria don't trust anything anyone tells you all
not everyone everyone is lying to you but me and I'm saying freak the fuck out we're all
gonna die avoid poop no mass hysteria I don't believe we can trust this team there in Washington
DC this team of feds who are up to their eyeballs in this to properly advise the American people
on how to protect themselves and their families from this I would suggest that what needs to
be done is the American people have to get organized on a state and local basis even going
down to cities and communities and villages and whatever and put together a team of experts
medical doctor microbiologist public health official and be sure to do your due diligence
on them and make sure that they have not accepted one penny of Nazi biological warfare work from
the United States government because otherwise that's a good idea sabotage whatever you're
trying to do and of course we can't believe the WHO either we know they're up to their
eyeballs here that's pretty much everybody yeah okay I mean I support local action sure
yeah it gets it gets muddy when you start throwing in nobody who's ever been involved in any research
that has like a federal government grant nobody who's even worked with the World Health Organization
or the CDC and none of those people it's going to make things difficult oh what you got to do is
you got to get together with your small community get the family doctor who is of course an expert
in coronavirus as we all know the microbiologists that most small towns have naturally and along
with public health officials that are well paid for by no money this is very very dumb you just need
a hundred thousand Francis Boyle over this setting things spread his work so we have this last clip
from the fifth and what's going on here is if you'll recall back at the end of January when Alex
was pitching theories about the virus yeah one of his theories was that it was the deep state or
Trump that released a bio weapon on China as payback for fentanyl right yeah that was a good one this
was stupid wow so stupid that Alex stopped he didn't even pursue down that line yeah until now could
this be as we know Obama sold it to China could this be a US globalist base bio weapon to launch
at China for their fentanyl attacks I'm not saying that's happening I'm not positing that theory
I just people are saying that what do you think people are saying that like me in the past well I
mean yeah me in the past yes but I'm not saying right that was me in the past right I floated
this theory a couple months ago and then I just let it sit and then I don't know people are saying
people are talking on the streets I'm not saying this I heard it on the radio a couple months ago
right hey that guy's got a good voice he puts a little hat on to listen to his own show like hey I love
that guy's in the grocery store with no headphones in listening to himself like a dick yep so we
jump to the sixth and this is a Friday and Alex has big news to open the show with
as we told you five weeks ago this virus is the big one you could see what China did you could see
what other companies started doing that net that the globalist were going to absolutely promote this
like it was the end of the world oh so Mike Adams a globalist again yep yep that's cool man Mike Adams
is a really bad dude yeah yeah I mean if the globalist are promoting it is the end of the world
that is exactly what Mike Adams did so cool yeah the problem with having a centralized enemy who
does everything that you say you're against is if you change what you're against then they are also
changing what they're against despite it's tough to keep track of yeah that's why there's a lot of this
incoherence so Alex is basing this starting the show off with a air raid siren and this is the biggest
thing in the world all hell's breaking loose because he's gotten some news now the models are at
millions and millions dying there's a new computer model out that shows two plus a dead million people
by July but again these are just models other lands at models you know show 15% death rates not 2%
wait yesterday you understood what that 15% was god damn it why I can't he can't he can't misuse it now
without intentionally lying he knows that awareness is in his head wow yeah this is mean yeah a mean
person oh yeah he's mean to me knows what he's doing he's mean yeah he's full of shit yeah so also this
is not a professionally created computer model this was done by Mike Adams and it was published on
natural news no one has reviewed his methodology no one has checked any of his work it's you know as far
as I know this is maybe not even a professional computer model it's just some Mike Adams worked out
he put numbers in a fucking spreadsheet yeah and then he animated it get the fuck out of here the more
and more you peel back the layers on this shit the more you see that Alex is just completely relying on
Mike to supply him with information that then he can he can then launder and say you know like he
doesn't say that Mike created this estimate he's trying to present it as like a very official release
it's a new computer model sure and to be clear Alex does later clarify that this is Mike's model
but he establishes it at the top of the show as just this new computer model with millions dead which
is not cool you want to know how unethical it is for Alex to use Mike's model like this Mike Adams
own article about the modeling he did on his website literally says quote the model is not yet
peer reviewed and should not be cited as predictions or facts hmm Alex reposted this article in
there so I guess you just forgot to read that part amazing levels of shit head behavior here what was
it was it just a fucking graph on an x y access with it just going up he's like yeah you drew it
and crane and he's like now this is in fact but you can see how bad it's going to get so also the
article says quote this model predicts a scenario where nothing is done to contain the virus in
reality this model is therefore not predictive for the real world over the long run for the simple
but such strong interventions are inevitable it's almost like this model was created solely to give Alex
a headline to cover and scare his audience about while he ignores the part about this not being predictive
in the real world and it just shows how many deaths Mike think Mike thinks will happen if literally
nothing is done which is not going to happen it's like it's like using a video playing a game of
SimCity 2000 with like an alien coming in and out this isn't predictive of how the world would
react to an alien I'm just showing you what would happen if aliens cover that yeah you would cover it
so this article ends by shitting on the CDC FDA and NIH before signing off with quote in essence you're
on your own read pandemic dot news if you want to live like legit fuck these dudes wow pandemic dot
news also another one of Mike Adams sites yeah that sounds right I was able to find an article from
2014 on stat news about computer modeling of the virus outbreak according to this article the most
recent figures showed a range of 550,000 to 4.4 million cases of the virus in simulations but it's
important to note these are cases not deaths the article also points out that modeling is often
accurate but it's also often not for instance the 2014 CDC model for the Ebola outbreak in West
America predicted between 550,000 and 1.4 million cases but the actual number ended up being way
lower at 28,600 that's way lower it's way lower yeah I'm not going to engage too much with computer
modeling side of things primarily because there's a wide range of numbers you can get on that front
and I don't think it's useful to people who aren't in positions who where those models are useful for
their work for you and I and most people listening it's an abstract number without a greater context
than what the model is simulating way more important to me is that here on March 6 Alex is back to using
that 15% number from Lancet as if it was a total mortality projection but the day prior he
understood that it was severe cases that were already pneumonia and a very small sample size Alex has
no idea what he's talking about he uses sources however he feels depending on what feeling he's trying
to evoke from his audience he knows he shows an understanding of the limitations of the Lancet
on Thursday then he's using it to scare people on Friday the fact that he showed that awareness on
Thursday leaves me convinced that on Friday he's consciously lying to his audience about that what
that number really means he's consciously and intentionally lying to his audience to scare them
about the outbreak which is what normal humans call hysteria yeah yeah what a dick
so we learned on our last episode that Alex believes that Donald Trump secretly declared a national
emergency a month ago yes but he's also covering up the response to him declaring that national
emergency good luck trying to thread that needle I'm not even going to try so Alex does still
believe that although Alex has said on the on the fifth he did say the Trump was complicit in this
cover up with the CDC but now it doesn't make sense and the president signed this emergency
declaration today that's what it is not just emergency funding it's an emergency declaration
there's already ones in place secretly we told you about that on Monday and but then I put it within
about a week or two it'll be a public national declaration but it's already in place Trump's
quietly been doing a lot to deal with it so that funding bill wasn't a declaration of an emergency
no matter how much Alex might want to pretend that was a bill that was rushed through Congress that
Trump signed it was not a declaration of anything it's just authorization to fund billions of dollars
to be used in developing treatments and help public health measures the only person who voted
against this bill in the Senate was you guessed it Alex's old buddy Rand Paul shows himself to be
more and more of a dick every day yep yep fill in those Ron shoes that's just just fuck you yep you
knew everybody else was going to vote it you did it just to get attention you're a child you're a
tiny little child Trump has not declared a national emergency neither public nor secret there was a
public health emergency that was declared back at the end of January but that's a very different thing
as we discussed in our last episode Alex is just making this shit up and lying to his audience about
this emergency funding bill in order to further his convoluted and contradictory narrative it just
about what Trump is doing it just doesn't get more authoritarian than than like blaming the media for
criticizing Trump for doing a bad job while at the same time insisting that he's secretly doing a good
job even though all evidence suggests that he's doing a bad job and you yourself claim that he's in a
cover-up of him doing such a bad job and you're like I don't call I don't understand love that guy
I don't understand why you have a confused position on this what I what I left out of there was obviously
that Obama sold the virus and it's all his fault so Mike Adams shows up because he's made this model
cool cool right cool mm-hmm great so they get to talking about this the cover-up of the CDC that
Trump is in on that Trump is doing yeah yeah and Mike has an interesting theory hold on one sec real
quick this is a big question for me how can you just be in on the cover-up if you're the president
running the CDC kind of got to be leading it right you kind of got to be leading the cover-up yeah
you think yeah weird you can't just be in on it Alex doesn't want to talk about that fair enough he wants
to talk about Mike's new theory that's very dumb they weren't putting out the kids they were
sabotaging it on purpose and again that's the deep state left behind we're not blaming Trump we're
not blaming Trump in fact Trump has been set up to be blamed I think how CDC has always hated
part of the cover-up when Trump was elected people are funding massively this is their revenge this is
their revenge and what CDC just got $2 billion let's say he cut their bio weapons BS which he should
that's right so now I guess Trump's not in on the cover-up I guess I guess he's not they're hurting
me yeah I feel like they're punching me in the face over and over and over again and I can't do
anything yeah it's weird this is violently offensive so so far up to this point Alex is not
acknowledged the whole thing about Trump and the CDC's budget sure a lot of people have made
accusations that Trump cut the CDC's budget and here you see Alex mirroring that claim and
presenting it as a thing that Trump did to cut off their bio weapon production money the CDC was
furious that he cut their budgets they bungled their response to the coronavirus as payback just
from a narrative standpoint this is putting a hat on a hat Alex already has the whole of the
globalists released the bio weapon to crash the economy and embarrass Trump narrative right there's
no reason to add a subplot about scientists being mad about a decreased budget no no you got to
make it personal you bring it back down to the personal level this is disgruntled no CDC appointees
appointees going apeshit if this were part of a script that I was editing I would say cut it out
just get rid of it it's not adding anything and it's kind of confusing the main plot it's really
just I don't know it's going on I really hope there's I hope this gets better I want there to be
now a love story in the CDC where also Obama had a secret you had that with you had that with
the page and strong oh yeah see that's what I'm saying that's what I want I want to go so yeah
exactly God so the main problem here is that Trump didn't cut the CDC's funding that's a myth
that people keep repeating but it's not true it would be true to save it until he signed that
emergency funding bill there wasn't enough money going to the right places and until he declares a
national emergency a lot of the funds that could be used for all this stuff that those funds are
unavailable because they can only be used in those circumstances right but it's not true to say
they cut he got their budget it's not that he's cutting their budget it's that his actions are
withholding money to an extent yeah in his proposed budget for the fiscal year 2021 there's
apparently an approximately 16% decrease in the CDC's budget but this budget has not yet been
approved by Congress and thus is not active many folks including some Democratic presidential
candidates have got details wrong on this and thus lots of people think Trump actually cut
funds for the CDC including people like Alex and Mike Adams apparently there are a bunch of other
things in play here that are just more kind of stupidity and negligence than outright malicious
action on Trump's part for instance in 2018 the capabilities of the CDC's global disease
outbreak prevention efforts were reduced by 80% a lot of people interpreted that is Trump
cutting 80% of their budget but in reality it was the result of the existing allotted funds for
that program running out and Trump and Congress not making sure that it was fully funded that seems
like a negligence thing yeah you could argue that it's just semantics that that is cutting the budget
sure sure sure but it's not quite the same also in 2018 Rear Admiral Timothy Zemer the senior
director for global health security and biodefense in the National Security Council was removed from
his position and his whole team was disbanded according to Snopes they are people who are
quote responsible for coordinating a response to a pandemic and after the firing Zemer was not
replaced and the team remained disbanded okay it's hard to say exactly who is responsible for this
though whether it was Trump or the head of the Security Council during doing a reorganization
but ultimately the head of state is where the buck stops so Trump is responsible for that but how
much of that is he didn't know that is a possibility no no no absolutely that one could be a negligence
thing and again right that comes down to his semantic thing did he decrease the the ability of
that team to operate right or did he just not realize that that team was gone and failed to
re re appoint people yeah I mean in this case though I also find like the argument of whether
or not this was it do we have a malicious leader or an incompetent leader that's kind of
sabbatics to me as well I understand that and and the effect is ultimately more or less the same
right right so on that level I agree with you but in terms of what Alex is saying his narrative
about the angry CDC employees yes yes yes I agree with you that's bogus I agree with you
ultimately the matters surrounding these things are far more complicated than saying that Trump
cut the CDC budget that's a grotesque over simplification of things but you see the way it's
the way that Alex understands things he knows that he needs to spin that because he believes
the Trump straight up cut the CDC's budget of course he does because if he doesn't spin it
you tend to make Trump look bad and dumb so he decided to pitch the narrative of spiteful doctors
in the CDC allowing an outbreak to spread because they want their money this is weak yeah
weak stuff I really I really think that that makes them the most evil people in history
like the CDC yeah well if they don't exist if they were like ah if any human being was like
okay fine I'm just going to let the world get fucked up by a virus because I needed two
billion more in funding for the fiscal year of 2020 yeah character motivations don't make
yeah that's no good in this case now so Mike has he has this model and that Alex has pitched
at the start of the show as a like professional computer model not attached to Mike Adams
by now it's clear that it's Mike's and Mike is talking about his model right and even he has to tell
Alex that you need to change the headline on the story about this and again I just want to
reiterate please please ask your editors update that headline I don't want anybody to think
that this is a prediction that's that has no qualifiers that this is this is a model of
I understand you're saying shut down we put up the live show feed names you're coming on
with alert pandemic projection model shows 2.16 million deaths in US by July 4th or that was
an earlier article we posted this morning we need to make sure that the sub headline is there
and the sub headline there it is thank you okay awesome well no no no no we need to update
it so it needs to be updated with what your sub headline was and that was if the necessary
emergency protocols are put in place that's right even fucking Mike Adams realizes that
the way Alex was reporting on this was sensational and inappropriate yep that's a bad sign yep
that is bad no no no I understand what you're saying but I want to make sure my listeners
don't understand what you're saying you're really giving up the game fine we'll put that
sub headline up there or whatever make it smaller make it smaller so that's a point of
disagreement between him and Alex yep how to use his model and as well as their globalist
ideology sure Mike Mike Mike the globalist yes globalist ranger yeah health globalist
so there's another thing they disagree on and that is this notion of the secret national
emergency that Trump declared the one that didn't exist Mike clearly doesn't believe that
good Trump will declare a national emergency 100% it will happen there will be extreme
a severe restrictions on domestic air travel road travel there will be cities under quarantine
there will be roadside checkpoints in certain areas there will be emptied universities empty
school campuses corporates corporations will send their employees home in massive numbers
much larger than anything you're seeing now we are about to experience a shutdown of American
society beginning around June now July August this is going to be the summer of rage hell
in America so close so close you could almost taste it summer rage it's branded on the show
disappointing to me that is a slam duck yeah I mean but some of the things that he's saying I
think he's super sensational in a lot of ways like it's over for humanity there will only be
survivors but his these things that he's saying are conceivable in terms of if things go down
a negative path yeah if things aren't handled correctly there could be a massive disruption
right of a lot of the things that are normal lives most people are saying that we should
start expecting it yeah yeah and so like that is I'm not Lee I'm not playing that clip to
necessarily mock like schools will be closed no no I'm only interested in the summer of hell
yeah exactly yeah so Mike has this model that is two point something million dead if nothing is
done but nothing is done is not a conceivable thing that will happen in reality right so the
model is useless except as a way to put a big number here to scare people for Alex but Mike
actually believes that the numbers are way worse it's way worse than the numbers I've already
printed it's way worse I just dare not print them because it's a it's a former CDC head says
they don't know what's wrong they don't know why it's being intentionally botched because
they're covering it up from the president to blame him when it explodes no he's covering it up
attempt to eliminate Trump Russia failed impeachment failed this is their next attempt the CDC is
trying to take out Trump that's what's happening Mike thank you so much wow well hope for the
worst prepare hope for the worst that's what the globalist hope for I hope for the best
prepare for the worst the globalist are hoping for the worst to try to overthrow America it's
it's just sick I just this is it's it's maddening the way that this has changed from Trump is
in on the the cover up to now to cover up aimed at Trump by angry CDC scientists who want their
money I don't even I can't even I can't even handle it I would like to tell every sci-fi
author who's like the only thing that will bring humanity together is a threat to all of us if
an alien comes or if a virus comes fuck off half of humanity is going to be like fuck yeah
aliens kill us all I don't give a shit Trump is the president forever it's signed so if
Philip K Dick did not predict this yeah yeah so Alex gets back to talking about this this whole
situation he believes that the Chinese of course the government released this on purpose
and he expands on this a little bit this is fucked up I think China did it on purpose I
don't think you got out of Wuhan on accident now this lets them clamp down there use control
flood us hit us and then we're more dependent in our supply chain because we're dependent on
them and then you have the Islamists who you probably intentionally contract it like that was
told months ago long as it's essentially worried about the hottest getting really deadly
viruses and bringing him in remember all that that's all over the Internet this is so if I
understand the narrative as it's being presented now the Chinese government released the bio
weapon on themselves in order to help further the goals of the CDC who are mad because their
funding was cut how many goddamn moving pieces does this stupid conspiracy have I this is like
the oceans 11 of virus outbreak yeah I'm what it did who let Tom Clancy write reality now what
is happening Steve Pachanic oh that's it friends with Tom Clancy Pachanic is running the
simulation that we're all in this yeah this makes sense that's why this this narrative is
overbooked yeah and some weird sex scenes are going on some doubtedly yeah also you'll hear
there at the end Alex trying to explain the other I think he's trying to explain the outbreak
in Iran saying that Islamists infected themselves or possibly that's his explanation for how it
just got to other countries he's unclear about what he's talking about at this point and again
if I were an editor I was like this is a draft screenplay I would say go ahead and cut out the
Islamic Terrorist subplot you don't need that to explain the spread of a virus it happens
naturally when appropriate steps aren't taken I was just tossed in there also Alex wasn't
told about quote Islamists who are going to infect themselves months ago by army sources
like he claims in that clip he was told about it on February 8th by Mike Adams any enemy
nations such as Iran or North Korea can simply send ten human volunteers to the
Wuhan region they'll get infected they can bring it back and they can harvest it from
their saliva and they can replicate it in egg yolks if you pay attention all of Alex's
information is laundered he pretends he has these sources and their their mysterious
nature and their official status give these claims some kind of credibility but ten times
out of nine it's just some dumb bullshit one of his friends said on the show that Alex
is pretending came from a whistleblower it's really transparent and a pathetic grift once
you teach yourself to see through it a little bit yeah it's very obvious yeah so I was confused
like I initially thought that he was saying these Islamists because he was trying to explain
why there's an outbreak in Iran right and then you talk to your lieutenant colonel buddy I did
and by that I mean I listened a little more okay well there's that and Alex explains what he
means it turns out he's just a fucking racist and then this is long as this comes in and
suddenly it's all over Italy where this guy's making food deliveries you don't think he just
accidentally sneezed on a few people no man he was probably putting it into the food unbelievable
you don't think it just exploded everywhere for no reason so it turns out Alex was talking about
Italy when he decided to blame Muslims for spreading the virus he's just straight up making
things up the first cases of coronavirus in Italy were a Chinese couple from Wuhan who
arrived in Italy on January 23rd Alex's racist narrative is based on a misrepresentation of a
story about a Pakistani man living in Italy who apparently did not quarantine himself after
testing positive for the virus the circumstances of his story are not clear so I can't speak to
that but it's a gigantic leap for someone to make that this person's intention was to infect people
the story was published first in an Italian outlet called and chorus on February 29th it covered
this Pakistani man but at no point did it claim that this man was the first person in the country
with the coronavirus that story was then used as a source for a story in the quote pro West blog
free West media with the headline quote Italian Italy's patient zero migrant who delivered food
at homes they completely add the patient zero thing to the story which was not reflected in their
initial source because this is a blog dedicated to demonizing non-white immigrants fun trivia
Alex's old buddy Paul Craig Roberts is a contributor to free West media which should surprise no one
since he was also a writer for the white nationalist publication V dare from 2000 to 2013 yeah
wait a way to keep popping up guy you're doing you're doing good evil God's work so from that point
after this story was embellished it was picked up and gained subtraction in white nationalist circles
but honestly even the comments on free West media don't seem to buy the story with one of them calling
it fake this is as so often the case one more piece of evidence that Alex gets his news from
completely racist sources than the ones that don't engage in any kind of fact checking and also
often sometimes lie to push a racist agenda also I guess you know to in order for Alex's narrative
to make any sense there have to be Pakistani Islamist sleeper cells employed as food delivery
people in Italy who are working with the Chinese government in order to embarrass Trump and the CDC
is involved too because they want their money I think Alex has lost the thread on this one it's a
global conspiracy Dan it's the big one it's legit they're all working together in inexplicable
ways yeah yeah if this wasn't about like a really serious topic this would be really funny yeah but
it's not this is very racist the way Alex is doing this this is project came a lot if aliens were
real like this is exactly how you'd be like this is irresponsible behavior we actually have xenomorphs
outside of our homes mm-hmm mm-hmm assholes so Alex is mad that he has these established pieces of
fact right like you've got that it's man-made sure you've got that they sold at the Chinese obviously
he's mad that no one's talking about now they're like make no mistake they're getting ready to clamp
down on already are in many parts of the world using this virus it's the pretext but nobody's
discussing it's man-made the bio weapons labs that Obama transferred to China but we are this is
where I get kind of personally offended because like Alex is up here complaining about no one's
talking about how the virus is man-made and how a bomb sold to China and he's talking about places
like CNN and MSNBC they're not talking about that stuff because it's all bullshit he created out of
thin air using lunatic sources and lying about various articles good on them there's no reason for
them to be covering that but we are that's what we're here yeah exactly what he's claiming he wants
we're out here covering the idea that the virus is man-made we're out here covering the claim that
Obama sold it to China we're just using Alex his own sources to show he's full of shit I started
to have like when I was listening to this I started out some like flight of fancies where it's just
me insisting he read his own sources on air and then you bark at him that does sound fun caught up
in my head about that yeah that's a dream that's a real dream so Alex take some calls now on the
show and he gets a caller that really really bummed me out okay I'll tell you what I think
here's my question for you I watch you and Mike Adams and Stuart Rosen and I'm retired ex-military
and I really plan my lifestyle around what you guys say I believe in y'all I trust in y'all God bless y'all
what a bummer no I plan my lifestyle around what you and Mike Adams say no buddy so this caller
wants to go to the VA please please this caller wants to know when is it time to bug out when is it
time to just hit the woods and Alex has a response and then this caller actually has an interesting
question that Alex does not answer well okay when do we know when it's time to start bugging out I don't
want to use the term self quarantine I want to use the term self isolate how do we know when it's getting
time for us to just take it on our own to just bug out and get away from the world if I was retired
and didn't have to be in Austin I would already be preparing the next few weeks to leave because
it's exponential and so if it is as bad as they say and we hope it isn't then I mean as soon as
possible okay well here's what I worry about when I watch your show I try to take my cues from y'all but
I still see you sending Owen and Savannah and Millie and Caitlyn and all the amount to these rallies
and conventions and they're not wearing mask and it doesn't look like they're very prepared around
thousands of people I agree but see right now it's such a small number it's it's deadly it spreads fast
but you're right it's probably worse than they're saying and we've actually had those discussions now
we're gonna be watching very closely I mean I've already canceled one trip didn't tell people that
okay so that call I mean that's a pretty good rebuttal question that was a very insightful follow-up
yeah I mean like if it's a better follow-up than most of the moderators on CNN will fucking have
if it's now time immediately to bug out if Alex didn't have to leave Austin it does stand to reason that he would
try and protect his his staff with no one no one eat at Burger King why sir are you eating that
grill don't worry it's because burger it's not yet not yet I love chicken in a couple in a couple weeks
maybe I didn't eat Burger King yesterday nobody's talking about that yeah so in the same way that Alex
has been really preoccupied with really trivial matters those headlines that he read on the last
episode Mike Bloomberg's eating habits homeless people eating sure sure he has another one here on this
episode and here's a little clip of him talking about it I'm gonna go back to your calls here in just a moment
I spent two segments on this last hour I shouldn't have but it just it really captured my attention
in a sickening way Brian Williams the guy that said he was shot down a helicopter and a lot about it was
on the New York Times editor that's his own that's New York Times editor Brian Williams
and Brian Williams humiliated ever suggesting each American could have received one million from
Bloomberg's 500 million ad spend now let's just pull back from that for a moment how's this gonna go
you could give a million dollars to 500 people not a million dollars to 327 million anybody
knows that yep well guess what the New York Times and others have come out and defended themselves
chose the Washington Post sure this is a Paul Joseph Watson article blah blah math blah blah
let's quote wash great our journalist responds to humiliating one million for every American fail
because they were the one that first graded it saying the 500 million he spent he could give every
American a million dollars 500 million does not give 327 million people a million
dollars it gives 500 that but they're doubling down they say he could easily afford to give
everyone in America a million dollars that was their point she says well I knew that was
their point that's why I said without knowing that was their idiot point that if he has
78 billion dollars and you divide that by 327 million here we go it's 327 trillion dollars
I don't know I don't know what's going on I don't like hearing Alex say numbers
rough so you heard you heard the beginning of that clip Alex say he spent he spent two segments
on this yeah and I don't think that that's inaccurate I didn't cut clips of it earlier
because as I was listening to it I just decided to ignore that nonsense but when he brought it
back up I realized this is important to Alex so I will honor him by talking about it yes thank
you so for a lot of the episode Alex has been trying to score some points on the mainstream
media by making fun of a segment Brian Williams did with Mara gay where they incorrectly asserted
that instead of giving in spending what he did on ads Bloomberg could have given everyone
in the United States a million dollars it was very embarrassing and pretty much everyone
clowned on the segment but Alex is using it as some kind of proof that the media is evil and trying
to change math or something not entirely sure that's how they're going to get us it's very
bizarre I did not know Brian Williams was still on TV I really thought that he I thought that
thing took him down yeah he's still around shit so what it really is is a high profile
example of someone in the media getting something wrong in a very elementary way and Alex knows
that he has to make the most of it China and the globalists might be as imaginary enemies
but from a dollar standpoint is real rivals are any other things people might watch and this
gives him a chance to attack those things so anyway this segment was Williams and gay
discussing a tweet posted by Washington Post writer Makita Rivas which got the math wrong
which then they have mirrored in the aftermath of this segment Rivas tweeted that she meant
Bloomberg could have given everyone a million dollars and not notice it from all of his money
which is also incorrect yeah all in all this is just an embarrassing showing for everyone
involved yeah and that includes Paul Joseph Watson who swung in like a bold brave journalist
to cover the story he wrote an article about the gaff which Alex is using as his source
but Paul made a little error of his own in the article DM you people yeah so Bloomberg spent
five hundred million on the campaign but you wouldn't know that if you read Paul's article
quote with math obviously not being Rivas's strong point it was immediately pointed out
that Bloomberg's five hundred billion doled out to all three hundred twenty seven million
Americans would mean they got just one dollar and fifty three cents each whoops looks like
old PJW fucked up the math of his own on that post where he's making fun of other people
fucking up their math five hundred billion divided by three hundred twenty seven million
is one thousand five hundred twenty nine not one point five three so now I'm gonna rant about it
for an hour we got two segments about this coming up man obviously Paul made five hundred
million but this should be a prime example of one how trivial the bullshit is that these guys spend
their time yelling about and two how little editorial work is done by anyone in the infor's
orbit shape up Paul Owens on your heels yeah look look right come on man it's bad it's bad
it's bad when it's bad when everybody embarrasses themselves on top of each other it's it's this
it's a hat on a headset the three stooges don't need to be interrupted by the three stooges while
another pair of three stooges are coming at you like right it's insane it's insane just shut
up everybody so I just yeah I don't know I just think it's funny that they're getting all
sanctimonious about this nonsense and then still making I mean if you take it at the five
billion if you take that's what he meant to write yeah then he got a math error absolutely
so anyway Alex starts reading some headlines and it's not good I'm done I said I'm going to
your calls I just that's another article mob of teens savagely beat 15 year old girl in New
York of course it's a racial attack it's okay it'll be covered up story out is talking about
is about a big gang of youths attacking a 15 year old in New York and stealing her shoes I
watched the video and it's horrifying but you can't tell the race of the victim from the
video from the angle of the surveillance footage her face is blocked by a binder that she's using
to protect herself I read a bunch of articles about the story and nowhere can I find any
information about her race and from everything I can tell there's no reason to jump to the
conclusion that this was a racial attack the perpetrators have been arrested and
questioned and as it turns out the victim went to school with them and they jumped her because
she'd beaten up another girl who they were friends with earlier in the day there's
literally no reason to see this as a racially motivated attack unless the only thing you
see is that the perpetrators the young men were black and you're a huge racist there
which Alex is that'll do it so even the small things like the reading of this headline right
there they are demonstrations of his racism that's awful yep so Alex screams about how he
wants the people at the National Institutes of Health hung no I because of how they're
dealing with this Trump is covering everything up not anymore that was yesterday okay sorry
never mind the NIH and the chai comms and the globalists they're not getting let me tell
you something you get three million dead Americans or whatever the numbers are going to be that
they're going to be some people getting hung if it's man-made and the fact that it'd be
obviously man-made and they admit it's man-made but no one wants to talk about it that's the
elephant in the room so so what he's saying is that if the government has a man-made
problem uh-huh that kills three million people right people should be hung yeah okay that's
it and I'm going to hold him to that and he's established that the globalists and the NIH
and the Chinese government are doing that yes they have done this man yeah therefore all of
them should be hung yeah I mean it's very extreme language he seems very confident about himself
which makes this next clip really weird I know communism's horrible I know Satan worship is real
I know the left loves to kill babies and it's a religion for them I said 20 years ago now
they're public about it I know thousands of things just like you do that are dead rock
certain but I don't know what's going on with this virus and I'm not going to sit there and
tell you what you should do okay so you told me to bug out for for months now he's been
saying very definitive things about this virus and then to cop out like that you told that
dude literally now is the time to bug out you said no no no no you didn't tell him to
he said if I were able to I would right now he said you're my god he's fine my god he's
fine I can't man this is a lot of punches to the face yep and here comes another one Alex
as a guest on and it's guy named Anthony Hall he's not been on the show before and Alex
gives him about the worst possible intro given what I know about this guy okay Hall
has published widely an area of expertise including the Abbot original treaties international
law colonization some other areas won't have time to get into he has responded proactively to
the incursions of those targeting his academic topics on their quest to limit academic freedom
in universities his current schedule and research and publication is aimed at bringing to light
deeper analysis very topics that his detractors have targeted him for and that's what I always
do what I get targeted for what they try to shut down is what I then focus in on because
that's what they don't want you to look at again Alex's mentality about the negative
introduction is virtue or is correctness is a bad way to look at things because I gotta
say this could not be a worse introduction for Anthony Hall I guess this dude Hall has been
talking some shit about the coronavirus lately so Alex is playing this game that that whole
thing where it's like if you know what your detractors are targeting you about that's you
know that whole thing that he's trying to apply that to the coronavirus right everyone's
targeting Anthony Hall because of that that is not correct this is where it would pay off
for Alex to research his guests just a little bit since when Alex brings up calls complaint
about academic freedom on campus it has nothing to do with the coronavirus and in fact it's about
a topic that's become all too familiar on Alex's show these days it's nice to say that Anthony
Hall is a professor emeritus because that sounds a lot better than the reality in August 2018
when he retired from his position at University of Lethbridge this was after he was suspended
without pay in October 2016 for I'm just gonna read to you here from an article in the Lethbridge
News quote comments he made on in online articles and videos suggesting that Israeli and US Jews
staged the 9-11 attacks and that the events of the Holocaust should be up for debate as it turns
out Hall had been in a video produced by a group called the Committee for Open Debate of the
Holocaust which you might just go ahead and guess and you'd be correct in guessing it's a
Holocaust denial I know I assume that when they say open debate that means that they're willing
to be proven wrong and when they are they will shut down their group right hmm an article in the
Alberta views quotes Hall is saying in the video quote we're living in a time of huge hate speech
hate speech directed towards Germans collectively generically with no real ability to consider
Germany's place in the world outside of this peculiar way that national socialism has been
interpreted that's the phrasing that you're gonna use good stuff the peculiar way that
national particular excuse particular okay well then in that case that's all better yeah yeah yeah
the people he was in the video with from the committee were Alfred and Monica Schaefer who
are very explicit Holocaust deniers Alfred's been featured on a bunch of anti-semitic shows
arguing things like there were no gas chambers Monica was arrested in 2018 in Germany because
Holocaust denial is illegal there Hall said of those siblings quote Alfred and Monica are
quite typical as I am myself in a trajectory of looking at well if Israel could do 9 11 what
about this other big religious fable concerning what is called the Holocaust so cool Alex is
interviewing another Holocaust denier on his show they seem to be popping up a bunch lately
that's a pretty serious if then statement hall was reinstated from his suspension in November
2017 but it was a real controversial return and apparently he was asked to resign so he retired
and now here he is on Alex's show that's why it's not a good look to introduce hall by saying
things like they target you for the things that they don't want you talking about to introduce
that hall that way is basically to endorse Holocaust denial whether intentionally or not they
don't want you to talk about a Holocaust denial that's great yeah so it's against the law in
some places so Alex is having him on to talk about the coronavirus because he's been talking
some shit about the coronavirus right so I'm going to assume that he is going to he's got
some sources measured an appropriate response to this that definitely will not scapegoat
any non white peoples at all I didn't pick up too much like blaming the Jews for it
that's good but I did pick up some sources that are questionable okay the first is that
it seems like a bunch of his information may just be coming from Alex himself great I was
touched when I saw a clip of you Alex where you were saying well I initially saw this
coronavirus thing as a kind of deep state diversion and an excuse to bring in different
policies but when you saw that the HIV virus is found to be in this welled it in by a weapon
welled it in big part welled it in I mean they admit it's just cut into it just it's just
swapped onto it no swapped on now when they're treating the ill people they're using HIV
remedies and Ebola remedies so so this is increasingly the evidence is increasing that
this is a human made by a weapon none of that is evidence of anything I don't like your
speech pattern bro so as it turns out this guy Anthony Hall is basically just an Alex Jones
listener who happens to also be a disgraced former professor all he's doing is regurgitating
completely bogus narratives that Alex has disseminated on his show and have been amplified
by the adjacent media sources like zero hedge he's not providing any other proof for any of
this stuff outside of things like you said it on your show yeah Alex is so desperate for anyone
with any credentials to their name to come in and validate his coronavirus bullshit that he's
got a dude who lost a tenured professorship over Holocaust denial on his show and you know
what by treating this dude like an expert and validating him because his views on the virus
like because you're doing that you're kind of giving a big thumbs up to the other beliefs
well there is that I can't say I'm surprised though like holy shit this show is drifting down
this path yeah it's been real ugly to see yeah yeah I don't think anybody you know if you're
let's talk about checking boxes I think we got the Holocaust denial box checked I think that
one's there and there's one gets worse oh of course it does because we learn of another
source of information that Anthony Hall has about the protocols of the elders of Zion
might as well be and I you know I've been listening to true news Rick Wiles they do a
very good report every day on coronavirus so here we get another indication of the sort
of places that Anthony Hall gets his news from true news and Rick Wiles are perhaps the
worst place anybody could hope to get real information from good it should be noted that
Rick Wiles is a very noted anti-Semite one thing that jumps out is how he called the
Trump impeachment a quote Jew coup saying quote that's the way the Jews work their deceivers
they plot they lie they do whatever they have to to accomplish their political agenda
he went on to say quote you have been taken over by a Jewish cabal the church of Jesus
Christ you're next get it through your head they're coming for you there will be a purge
that's the next thing that happens when Jews take over a country they kill millions of Christians
naturally some people took offense to this kind of rhetoric particularly when it was announced
that Wiles had been given press credentials to cover Trump's trip to Davos people were saying
hey it's weird this very clear anti-Semite is given he's getting press credentials and
of course Wiles response was to claim this criticism was proof of the Jewish cabal yeah
there we go all right okay yeah okay buddy the examples of Rick Wiles being an outrageously
overt anti-Semite are plentiful over his career so it makes sense that this Holocaust denying
former professor might gravitate towards his work lately Rick Wiles has been framing the
coronavirus as a plague sent by God as punishment for the world sins he said on his show that
this is a death angel and if you're Christian you have nothing to fear from the virus okay
quote the blood of Jesus Christ will protect you do not fear yeah if you're living right
for God if the blood of Jesus Christ is on you you have no reason to fear this death angel
but those of you who are opposing the church of God mocking God attacking his servants you
better wise up because there's a death angel on the loose right now and you're going to
get an attitude adjustment did that dude just say attitude adjustment are we why you know
you know what happens Jordan when someone says attitude adjustment
and we will stand together with God sorry whenever anybody says attitude adjustment
theme song plays it's just just what happens anyway Rick Wiles said on his show at the
end of February that the virus will end if China accepts Jesus so you have to understand
that this dude Anthony Hall is viewing that guy as a good source of information as about
the outbreak and now he's just regurgitating things that he believes on Alex's show as
an expert it's a dumb feedback loop that's going on basically I if I become president
someday I will institute a policy that there will always be somebody around everywhere
to escort you out if necessary and he needs to be escorted out well I don't know where
I don't know where he needs to go I don't know where he needs to be escorted to but
somebody needs to be excuse me sir this way he's serving an important function on Alex's
show though because it's around that time in a show where Alex needs someone else to
do some talking yeah because he needs to snack yeah I'm at the stage where I'm
trying to identify different scenarios different factions without saying conclusively it's
this one or that one exactly you're looking at the factions and who has motives and who
might be behind it I'm just eating on a sandwich over here so before we leave this
March 6th episode hall has gonna need a sandwich first well yeah Alex needs a sandwich hall
needs to make some just like pointless baseless insinuations and theories have we been
tested on there's lots of cases on record of you know experiments on human beings
taking place was the princess was that big yacht was that a human experiment was that
some kind of effort to you know I totally agree professor you're doing an awesome job
let's bring some colors in oh yeah great this diamond princess cruise ship well maybe
that was human experimentation yep great great thought great thought man you're doing
awesome let's do some zombie movie writing let's we got it all this this story has
everything we got love stories we got really ridiculous CDC is coming out for
everybody yeah love it so we come back on March 9th yes on Monday yes Monday's
show and Alex starts things off on a real familiar tone ladies and gentlemen it's
now all confirmed the corona virus is a man made by a weapon launched by the deep
state and the globalist through China to hit the United States and bring down the
economy that's being covered up by Trump to try to bring down Trump Trump because
he's covering China try to not create hysteria try to help him and now he is
being absolutely set up we have been dead on again and we can stop the globalist
plan but it's up to you to get the word out we're gonna lay it all out today and
the most important broadcast ever he does not really lay it all out but again it's
the most important broadcast every single fucking day is the most important broadcast
ever I don't remember repetition of the same bullet points over and over again this
show on Monday is really frustrating it's very not interesting it's a bad
episode but Alex does say hey I called this I called a bio attack he called
literally anything it might be that's true yeah this is the big inch a lot of
like in Russia gate not the impeachment we kept saying what's the new thing and
to be and I said probably a bio attack to bring down the economy probably this
Wu hand thing six weeks ago and again probably this who the Oracle of Austin
was accurate but I'm no Oracle the Oracle of Austin I I I I can't breathe I can't
breathe the lies are so heavy and so aggressively false and I know from
listening to Alex's show back when he was saying what comes next yeah he didn't
say a bio attack that was one thing out of a million that he okay like oh the
thing he kept pushing on was he thought that the globalists were going to nuke
Chicago yep that is what he kept saying yep that was I just feel like the big
ones coming to go to Chicago I called it he did say a number of other cities
possibly as well but it was largely a theory that there was going to be a nuke
and it's going to be probably Chicago yeah I'm sorry about that as we are
rest in peace in Chicago still have not been nuked so there's another thing
that's interesting I'm not I'm not gonna play much from Monday it's a very
uninspired episode he takes a lot of phone calls it's very boring but there
are some things that are important one of them is that Alex is clearly
shifting more and more towards any descent from Trump is evil and this is
an attack on America and anybody that blames Trump or anybody that blames the
first responders or anybody that blames frontline medical workers is working
with the globalist the chai comms to create a collapse of confidence in the
dollar one of those things in our country and this is modern warfare the
first responders the medical people that is cover yes that is foliage to
distract from the fact that he's saying that anybody who's against Trump is an
enemy of your family right right now admittedly that anybody who disagrees
with dear leader should be assassinated and killed immediately but that's also
if they complain about look I support Trump but if I complain about first
responders I'm right there with him yeah it just so happens that all of my
political enemies don't do the other two so you know so Alex also the other
thing that's really important here on this Monday March 9th episode is that
Alex is back on his bullshit about the silver no he's selling it out no which
is bad because things have progressed with the Jim Baker situation I believe
that a lawsuit has been filed oh yeah so Alex might want to watch out because he
is interstate commerce he is a hundred percent back on saying it can knock out
the coronavirus and while I'm up here preaching take your pqq and your coq
tindi and a force and you know brush your teeth with your patented nanotech
approved bio silver the other studies I've got from the Pentagon that it knocks
out the SARS coronavirus family we've got that too that I then have to do it so
he's like I have to take these things myself because I know they're great and
I know the Pentagon says they can do it he's he's fucking around again to get
himself involved in that lawsuit blah blah lies blah blah yeah if he's not
careful yeah so Alex does mention that his ratings are up huge yeah and that
makes sense like I mean because he's driving a panic yeah so I don't see
any reason why that's not out of the ordinary yeah he's celebrating that
quite a bit yeah yeah that's that's a moral yeah very much so I'm gonna go
with I don't think God would like that no I'm just saying speaking to God Alex
starts talking a little bit biblically on this episode starts talking about Jesus
I think I always have a feel for it when it like it's been too long since we've
talked about God some ramble about God yeah something in there yeah so Alex
notes that like when he's out in public the leftists don't fuck with him anymore
they don't yell at him like they used to please come near me please come anywhere
near I don't I don't believe what he's saying first of all but then it leads
into him saying something not true about the Bible he's left this come up to me
more and tell me a bunch of crap I get right back in their face and now the
words out that I don't roll over to their crap and they want to throw a punch
well then they're gonna they're gonna get knocked upside their head hard they've
probably got it and you guess what now they don't sit there and run their fat
mouths to me in public I see him looking nice look at him that's right because I
would like one that's taking it rolling over
Christ was on a mission to be crucified and die for our sins and he wasn't
gonna let anything get in the way of that when he turned his cheek the last
thing he said was to his disciples is buy weapons because what I'm coming back
with fire who wrote your Bible Stuart Rhodes
so you think about that Jesus's last words to the disciples were not get
weapons I'm coming back with fire they were not they were not fucking when
Jesus returned after he was crucified came back up here before the disciples
is like strap up get your nine Jesus Christ yeah Alex is taking the coming
back with fire thing from Isaiah 66 15 quote see the Lord is coming with fire
in his chariots like a whirlwind he will bring down his anger with fury and his
rebuke with flames and fire Isaiah is an Old Testament prophetic text so it's
important to remember the historical context of its writing when you're
interpreting it but whatever the part about the how the disciples need to get
weapons is from Luke 22 and it takes place during the last supper that part
that people like Alex always quote is the line quote if you don't have a sword
sell your cloak and buy one this is all very good and well to say that Jesus said
that but it's taking away the surrounding context of the verse now everybody
knows surrounding context doesn't have any effect on things especially in the Bible
here's the fuller passage quote he said to them but now if you have a purse take
it and also a bag and if you don't have a sword sell your cloak and buy one it is
written and he was numbered with the transgressors and I will tell you this
must be fulfilled in me yes what is written about me is reaching its
fulfillment the disciples said see Lord here are two swords and Jesus
replied that's enough there are the two parts there that the biblical scholars
note in particular about this passage the two things are the part where Jesus
is talking about fulfilling his role and the fact that he says at the end the
two swords are enough two swords would not be enough to actually fight against
the people wanting to crucify Jesus so that interpretation doesn't make sense
however if you understand the line that's enough in the context of the fulfillment
of Jesus's role it starts to make a little more sense when Jesus is talking
about his fulfillment he describes it as involving him being quote numbered
with the transgressors which is to say that he would need to be
considered and treated like a common criminal by the state as for this
theory of the text Jesus saying that's enough he's saying that because his
disciples being armed would be enough to create the perception that he was like
a gang leader in the telling the disciples to get a sword Jesus was attempting
to fulfill the prophecy that he would need to be seen as a criminal to non-believers
other scholars believe that the swords themselves are a metaphor but what no
serious biblical scholar believes is that Jesus was telling his disciples they
needed to get weapons because it was about to be time to kill people listen up
the twelve of you fucking mount up regulators are about to deal with some
shit okay that also of the twelve of us two swords if you're in a fight ask
Paul to toss you the sword yeah I get it throwing sort of dangerous choreographed
that interpretation is unique to the Christian fascist types that Alex believes
are the only true Christian sense to be leaving aside his completely flawed and
violent misrepresentation of the text this was not the last thing that Jesus said
to the disciples in fact later on when Jesus was arrested in the Garden of
Gethsemane he told Peter that hold those who live by the sword die by the sword
right right right there was I don't know anyway Alex Alex has more biblical
interpretations coming was was you know was Gutenberg really on the right path
you know weren't the priest doing a fairly good job reading the Bible why did
Alex get to do it I don't know the priest should be the only ones but someone
should have stopped Alex that's that's for sure he's not good at this that's
right I'm anti Gutenberg I'm finally coming up on it and this is a hot take
yeah so Alex has more thoughts about killing and the Bible right and the
biggest thing these line churches have taught is thou shall not kill that's not
what it says in Greek or Hebrew or anywhere else it says thou shall not
murder murder is killing an innocent person well maybe we can do that in the
Old Testament New Testament somebody comes to your house at night to hurt you
rise up and kill them pull up the quotes Bible verses rise up and kill them of
course
all right it's a short segment we're going to break for a minute I swear I'm
going to your cause so this verse is Alex that what he's talking about is
Exodus 22 to quote if the thief is found breaking in and he is struck so that he
dies there shall be no guilt for his blood shed that's a little different
from if a guy breaks into your house rise up and kill him this is more or less
just an ancient stand your ground law yeah also the next verse literally says
quote but if it happens after sunrise the defender is guilty of blood shed this
loophole is only available at night so if you kill someone breaking into your
house during the day you're guilty of blood shed it'd be interesting to see
Alex try and weave that nuance into his dome calls for religiously justified
violence weird it's always funny when the past has a has rules and you look at
it like oh so just nighttime it's so we're we're living a daily perch the
moment the sun goes down but only if someone breaks into your house right I
know but like like that idea of hey in the morning everybody shakes hands we
try it all again tomorrow night it would be really fun it would be really fun
for Alex to try and incorporate that sundown yeah into his his ramps all
right the coronavirus has come Obama sold it it's time to rise up we're going
to do it around okay 732 is sunset tonight everybody get ready sun rises at
644 we got to be done we got to be done Dan check the farmers almanac we'll see
what it's like tomorrow night everybody we're going to have breakfast it's going
to be great so Alex is his big point here on this Monday show is that like
this is war we are at war the virus is shame is war yeah it is economic war it
is also biological war terrorism stuff sure and he he he makes a pretty bold
claim here this is it this is this is America this is a greater threat than
Hitler folks in 1940 okay and the Japanese give me a break once we geared
up I mean come on folks the United States you attack the United States you're
gonna get killed you're gonna get destroyed okay Germany didn't attack the
United States so yeah Japan did and they got bombed pretty hard though so Alex
thinks that this is a bigger thing than World War two we're already right so
that's great he's probably a Holocaust denier so I would assume that I don't
know if he is but he certainly seems to hang out with an interview a lot of
seems to hang out with a lot of yeah it's weird yeah so our last clip here
from the ninth is just another instance of Alex selling this coronavirus cure
in a way that I think is going to get him in trouble
this patented nano silver department of the army headquarters United States
Special Operations Command found the Andrew C. Vaughn Eckenbach MD
Commissioner of Food and Drugs that was taking out the SARS virus which is the
coronavirus family and that's that's just the nanotech silver that's in our
super silver whitening toothpaste that's so good for your body that's in the
super blue that also has a tea tree oil and iodine we also have it for children
all fluoride free it's still all 50% off even though we're about to sell out of
the super silver we've still got quite a bit of the other two there he has that
information that is about the wound gel it does not apply to the toothpaste he's
going to get in trouble he's back on this I foresee some trouble from this yeah
all this trouble mounting yeah you what what bums me out is when he does that
toothpaste shit is like this has been proven to help protect against the
how lonely must it be to be a fan of alex jones in that you would genuinely
believe that if all we needed to fight coronavirus was toothpaste everybody in
the world would actively hide that information except alex jones it seems
it seems think about how lonely that is it would be pretty tough yeah sad that's
thinking that the entire human race is garbage yeah so you might you know like
I'm confused why they're not on team corona virus at this point so we jump
now to whatever one is I'm sure waiting for which is March 10th Tuesday double
shaved his head more or less so alex starts off the show by teasing talking
about his very fucked up night horse he would tease it yeah of course you would
do what a dick he does not get down to business for a while dick yeah we just
had kick butt David night show on some of that this morning getting ready for
the transmission not possible I haven't had any sleep tonight I tried no sleep
last night I'll tell you about that to the interesting story very informative
talking about a bird's eye view from a very interesting place so it's a big
transmission today you don't want to miss it so that's how we're teasing this
got a really interesting experience last night gives you a real bird's eye view
on some stuff sure we know that he got a DUI yes or got arrested for a DUI right
but if you didn't know that you're just like wow something something interesting
happened I was got some perspective on something I better roll my windows down
and tell everybody in the in the car to start listening yeah that would be that
would be what you do yeah hey extra extra Alex got an interesting story so
he's he gets back from break and he starts talking and it's enough to
almost trick you into thinking that he's had a moment of real introspection
yeah and I started to get really I started to care really a little bit
because I think some of the stuff he's saying is very accurate something very
interesting happened this morning I was talking to one of the crew members
from another part of the building and he was like you know there's a rumor in
the office that you use cocaine because there's no way you can be so tired
during a break and then explode you know once you come back on air well that's
what I do I care passionately about this and the reason enforcement so successful
is excitement is contagious adrenaline and and and endorphins and focused anger
is a drug it's a drug I use it's a drug I'm addicted to and it's a drug that I'm
trying to get off of I mistook that for vulnerability yeah when I heard that
yeah because that is true yeah Alex does use this performative overblown
excitement and manufactured anger in order to trick people into thinking that
he passionately believes various things that are just made up or just
manipulations yep so I heard him say that you know like I'm addicted to this
anger and I need to get off that drug and I thought like yeah you do yeah you
do if you want to get help then you should and that would be a good place to
start yeah yeah and I was lulled into thinking maybe he was sincere by even
more things he says that's the drug I'm on is hatred of devil worshipers and
pedophiles and it's an important drug it's why God gave it to us but at the
same time I've got too much of it I've got too much of it I don't want to die
of a heart attack you know at 50 because I'm 46 man and it's you know it's in
my family's background alpha male super successful at everything gigantic
spectacular heart attack 55 they're gone than others learn how to chill out before
then they live to be 90 I want to be those guys that lived in 90 hell some of
100 so he realizes that their health effects that come from this unbridled
anger right you know high blood pressure or whatever right and you would you know
you if you're listening to lose your hair baby sure if you listen to this you
think in like oh yeah okay you know you are too angry if you could learn maybe to
go get some help with anger management that'd be good be a good first step but
I kind of suspect that what's really going on is that this was more a
rationalization for his alcohol use and it's better to be alive and burn twice
as bright than to be basically a dim bulb that is never awake never cares and
never has passions and that's why I talk about the man the arena but that's why
the left always says Alex Jones the co-kid Alex Jones the drug addict Alex
Jones this Alex Jones that and it's because they don't have that type of
passion they don't have that drive so they can't imagine somebody that can
broadcast 10 hours a day if they need to and love it and want to come back at night
and do more because they don't have that spark that sets fires the minds of
men and women everywhere but I know you have that spark and you have that focus
and that's what we need more of certain things around you know that's why last
year I was a good boy for around over four months didn't have one drink lost a
whole bunch of weight exercise better felt so much good than Christmas came around
for drinking again a little bit and I'm gonna now endeavor just 100% quit forever
just because it takes my focus away but I take depressants I mean I take natural
knockout at night to help sleep that's a depressant natural depressant I drink
alcohol to not you know care because I care too much and I take it to take the
focus away to take the clarity away to because I can't handle reality but you
know what that's me being honest about it that I go and hide in places like that
that's a very typical thing you hear from people yep who have unhealthy
relationships with alcohol oh yeah so I got this feeling as I was listening to
this like this is a guy rationalizing quite a bit but he doesn't get into
talking about what actually happened to him the night before until deep into the
show of course there is just this sort of abstract conversation about the these
I'm too passionate and I have this this drug of anger that I use and I use
alcohol in order to deal with how alive and passionate I am but the fight
against the globalist sure and I think there's a do a layer to it but whatever
Alex gets mad though and he starts ranting about his how real he is and how
people said that he was an actor during his custody case okay and again I would
remind you that was Alex's lawyer who said that as a justification for some of
the things he says on air and that's why the system constantly says Alex Jones
is a fake Alex Jones is a phony Alex Jones is an have integrity Alex Jones is
lawyer says that he is a actor none of that's true they they they were trying to
it generous evidence that I was insane in a Joker makeup saying put fluoride in
the water I was doing a satire piece I was being an actor there but I'm not an
actor when I'm on the show being Alex Jones myself as a father and a man and
as a Christian and as a human telling the truth so the globalist are great at
stealing our identity saying we're racist saying we're bad it's not true I care about
humanity disagree and I will not let them steal my identity and that's why it's
so important for all of you to be vocal and all of you to be involved because
they want to steal your identity when you don't speak out of when you're not
involved they can lie and take your voice as well don't let Ursula take your
voice like she did the little mermaid make one of those little slaves on her
pit her name was Ariel thank you very much that voice and empower yourself and
future generations so if you don't know what's going on clearly you can tell if
you read between the lines yeah something bad something bad really a story that
it's going to be in the papers and Alex is trying to be like well hey remember
back when they tried to say that I was an actor because my lawyer use that as a
defense yep hey it's gonna be gonna be like that again they want to take your
identity yeah yeah oh boy if you're just listening to this you're like oh something
something real bad about to happen yeah we're on hour two of preemptive lying
about bullshit yeah we're gonna be we're gonna deal with some real shit here
mm-hmm yeah so Alex gets onto rambling about various things there's some
surplus like surface level stuff about the coronavirus that's just all the same
kind of as right he's not really paying attention it's not yeah it's almost going
through the motions yeah take some phone calls that are boring along the way and
Mike Adams shows up and they talk about nothing but before he gets to his actual
news of his DUI he just starts like getting real weird well that sounds
right this is project Camelot stuff okay listen to this if you look at the
architecture of the rollout and the smartphones and the an assistive of
making the world uninhabitable for humans which is the globalist plan yeah
he's talking about yes yes yes it's alien and again the Bible says there is a
fallen entity that is immortal does it say that that lives here but can't get
off it is imprisoned and hates us because we were made by the dude that marooned
them here that's the coolest science fiction book ever man two thousand years
ago three thousand years ago four times the Egyptians were saying that too you
don't just think the Jews just cook that up three thousand years ago we're putting
in the Old Testament in the New Testament why don't you think the Indians say that
in their Sanskrit and it's in the carvings and and that's what it is folks some
really nasty nasty aliens who really want to hurt you all right humans that
collaborate with them through a spiritual interface okay the internet you
don't see it but it's a spiritual interface spiritual pyramid it's a
transmission they've not proven that that's going on so hummingbirds ought to fly
from you know Canada Guatemala who built the pyramids tell me and tell me who
built that they're building a thing to kill everybody who is being sold out to
them don't worry you'll merge with machines and join us soon yes oh yes
master I'm talking to you man we've got a very nice plan for it and notice the
media never attacks me for covering all that because they all know that's true
everybody I've talked to High Little Silicon Valley is getting real loud hey
buddy everyone in Silicon Valley is in a UFO cult cut to break I love just the
idea of the years of Alex being like I'm not into that UFO alien no not me
every all the media tries to say that I am not on this alien guy I'm not into
that stuff now now granted underneath all of my beliefs secretly I believe
aliens are behind all of it yes no obviously but I'm not the Bible Bible is
ancient sci-fi about aliens it's also true look just because I believe it doesn't
mean I'm that guy you know that guy right this guy I'm not that guy no I'm a guy
I'm a guy who lies about being that guy so I don't look like that you don't like
that guy I want to be taken seriously that guy isn't taken seriously so I will
be alien guy secretly now obviously when the Bible was written they were
referencing Satan Satan was a metaphor for the giant evil alien that lives
beneath us and is immortal obviously yourself who built the pyramids Alex
tell me you should send a message I want to know so Alex gets off also yelling
about drag Queen story time show story hour and I've cut out all that stuff
because it's all very standard nonsense but it leads to an indication that Alex
might be taking some time off in the near future boy oh do you have any crickets
anyways see I've been there medication next week I'm not going out of town but
everyone's insisted that I take a week off and somehow how do you take a week
off during this coronavirus insanity when you're falling apart yeah I mean
people are asking him maybe even saying you have to take some time off this is
just bad I mean I don't want to make fun of it because it's deeply wrought
territory no what fucks me up is that the two of us maybe hate more Alex more
than any other people on the planet and how many how long have we been saying
that he needs to get help long time a long fucking time the audience was tired
of me exactly yes and now and now we get here and that's where the fuck that
I'm so mad I'm so mad at this I feel personally betrayed I hate him I hate him
so much and now he's fuck but I don't think he's going to get help honestly of
course not I think I think all of I think you'll be right back to hating him by
the end of this and I think a lot of the empathy will go away for sure but I do
think it is like the wrought situation that I'm describing is like this isn't
isolated this isn't a bubble Alex's behavior affects other people around him
yeah and that is a really difficult situation to be in yeah when you're like
married to him or his kid and he's behaving in these ways that are really
destructive it's not it it's not a situation where I want to make fun of
Alex because it what his behavior is other people's pain yeah you can kind of
tell by these things that are coming into it with yeah the people are saying
you got to take some time off those are people who are concerned for his well
being yeah or his behavior is affecting them in a way that they need him to
stop doing those things yeah it's fucked up and I think he's still drunk from
the night before fair because he says this you know we need for president I'm
serious step aside Donald Trump and give me Tucker Carlson I'm serious because
I'm thinking this stuff and I'm saying and I watched Tucker a couple days later
and I'm not saying he's copying us though he is a viewer but he there by two
it's him and he's got knowledge I've got on we distill it and he knows how to
distill it yeah Tucker for president I can't think of a more nightmarish
scenario have we ever had a bow tied president maybe it's time I don't know
was it was taff to boat bow tie guy a bow taft guy so before getting to his
actual story Alex engages again on March 10th with selling this silver stuff in
a really bad way now is not the time I'm not going to belabor this I'm just going
to tell you that for just your daily life and your gums and your teeth and for
regular viruses and bacteria the patented nano silver we have the Pentagon has
come out and documented and homeland security and said this stuff kills the
whole SARS corona family at point blank range well of course it does it kills
every virus but it's they found that and there's just 13 years ago and the
Pentagon uses the product we have and the product we have and private label is
about to be in Walmart coming up they've just ordered a massive crap ton of that
not the one they have but there's even better one that we have so I'm just saying
we're always cutting edge think to God be careful Alex oh man so he also is
talking about the food buckets of course food bucket sales are still being pushed
and we get an update on that it was six to eight weeks now we're at 68 months I
think six to eight weeks maybe 12 weeks I'm not entirely sure but there's other
news we have sortable food in stock but we have to package it and it's six to
eight weeks behind shipping out to you other people lie to you a big old
Pinocchio noses we're not that's what's going on you want storeable food you want
to get delivered this thing of it is super bad peaks and about 12 weeks in the
U.S. the model show so you'll get your food in force or calm the fake money
it's very low price they haven't raised prices yet but I'm told it's next week
next week going on so get your orders in not only do you only have a theoretical
four weeks before the real shit goes down that you need to get this from if you
order it today but also there's only a week left in time before the price goes
up on top of that he's told that by his friend over at my Patriot supply prices
are going up better get those in now didn't he say specifically early want
more orders because they have too many orders right overloaded with orders don't
want more but I am going to try and encourage you to order now because prices
are growing up next week Jesus very very contradictory stuff this is this is
this is aggressively mean yeah so Alex gets into talking it's a lot this is next
whip is along the same lines of these ideas of like stealing your identity the
globalists and they try and paint you in a certain way right right right and I
like it's somebody who might get a DUI right immediately after getting what
well that's not clear yet okay on the show right but Alex is having he's
wrestling with these thoughts about how they'll paint you in certain ways and
you he says I don't even want to be I don't want to be associated with the
things they associate me with in fact this is something I'm going to say for
two years but it would take a whole show to say it I don't want my identity to
be Donald Trump too late I don't want your identity to be Donald Trump Liberty
and freedom cannot be all staked on this dude or me they think the Liberty
movement is staked on Alex Jones they they know this audience this this
operation on the focal point is relaunched Libertah worldwide so they
want to demonize me shut me down attack me make me give up so they can then say
oh look we destroyed their champion as long as you realize that my destruction
is our empowerment and I'm not why am I asking for it but I mean if it needs to
happen so be it it's just that that is not an enemy victory the attack on this
operation is a sign of our prowess and our devastating success with truth against
their operations again this consistent mentality that bad things and negative
feedback is equivalent to proof of you doing a good job is just never never
good it's just a really bad way to look at things now it's a recipe for acting
out like an asshole right yep so Alex now teases more I can't believe that he's
turning this into a fucking a who shot JR scenario doesn't actually get to the
story until the second hour that's fucked up you know an asshole and then I guess
I'll just do this at the start of the next segment I'll talk about some personal
things that have gone on with me they're they're interesting and that and that you
should know about here first before the spin doctors have had their chance to
have fun with it that I don't want to tell them that there's no such thing as
bad press and because they put out fake stuff doesn't hurt us because people know
liars because I'm going to tell people the exact truth what happened so get ready
for that on the other side don't tell anybody we're talking about it all right
so I love how the corporate media will just ignore whatever I say on a topic you
know it's about me and just say they're live but you hear it and then you
promulgated and without you I am so dead in the water but that's okay because the
Alamo went down in flames as well yeah and William our Colonel Travis was a drunk
too yeah so it might be appropriate I will say that that whispering thing is
fucked up yeah very weird decision on his part that's not what I would want a
kid to hear if this is a family show yeah if you're in your pocket at Costco
very weird but is exactly the sort of thing if you hadn't slept yeah that does
sound right you might throw in that kind of a quirk God this is like an arc of
easy I'm just fucking fight freeze already I'm sick of the goddamn recap episodes
previously to it previously get on it God damn it so Alex like he's saying there
obviously like I need to get ahead of the story yeah they'll never use my words
like I'm listening to you Alex we're listening to you listen to your old
thing you hear there at the end without you without the audience I'm dead yeah
I think that's a recognition of Alex knows this is a bigger issue that we even
just a DUI yeah so Alex gets back and he starts talking about the actual story
and of course he dances around it a little bit and he talks about I really
even drink much of course of course I want to not just get ahead of something
but I actually enjoy talking about this because it was quite the experience to
see what's going on in this country and to go through it myself now I talked
about this on air quite a bit that I've been a heavy drinker at times not drunk
at times probably went more than four months just last year not drinking at all
and I've certainly gotten to the point where I don't have more than a beer or
a glass of wine and drive a car because then I know that I will never blow above
0.8 I have no proof that he drove after that CPAC rally but he certainly had
more than one beer or glass of wine I would say so yeah I'll tell you that
definitively oh yeah I would yeah so here here comes the story Alex was out to dinner
with his wife they went to go get some sushi and that's where everything fell
globalist sushi probably yeah well last night I'd been out at a Japanese restaurant
my wife and that this little bitty tiny bottle of sake I mean just it's a little
be shot glasses of it but it's just a tiny little little bottle of sake maybe
16% alcohol she didn't drink a lot of it we didn't even finish it I drank
probably half of it we go home later need some from the store I drive out
lights turn on pulls me over says oh you match the description of a black car
we heard some domestic dispute here okay well that was a speed he was yeah five
miles of the speed limit needs you to get out of the car so I get out of the car
and he says you've been drinking and I said yeah about two hours ago I went
into a Japanese restaurant and had a small bottle of sake with my wife he says
all right then he starts having me do these what do you call them yes a
variety check where you stand on one foot and look at 10 seconds he shows me
what to do he can't do it and and goes oh well that's my weight that's my belt
did that so I start laughing then I knew I wasn't being mean I was like so I
I did it but I was wobbling at 10 seconds so Alex isn't really telling the
whole truth here according to this article about his arrest in the Austin
American statesmen the only reason the police were there is because Alex's
wife called them from the article quote an arrest affidavit for Jones says a
sheriff's deputy responded at 10 10 p.m. Monday to a Western Travis County
residence for a disturbance reported by Jones's wife his wife had told the
dispatcher they were in a verbal fight that had been physical earlier in the
day the affidavit says she said Jones was leaving the residence in a black dodge
charger and that he was possibly drinking the affidavit says when Alex says
that the cop pulled him over because his car looked like one that matched a
description that's because it matched the description of his car which the
police were looking for because his wife had called the police he was the
person the police were looking for and he was going 45 in a 40 mile per hour
zone when the deputy pulled him over he quote had a strong odor of alcohol which
is not surprising according to the affidavit Alex's story on air is
completely a lie on air Alex says that he was going out to get the thing from
the store sure he later says that it's a blue bell ice cream says that's what
when he got pulled over that's what he was doing but the affidavit tells a
totally different story according to the report Alex and his wife got into an
argument at dinner over sushi then quote Jones ended up walking three miles
home from dinner when he arrived home they continued arguing the affidavit
says Jones stated he then proceeded to drive to another residence he owns
downtown to get away from his wife that's what Alex told the cops the
night before and now he's completely lying about that on air Alex wasn't
going to get ice cream he just gotten into a drunken fight with his wife
anyway the point is that Alex is a piece of shit his ex-wife has said that he
was abusive and now we have his current wife calling the police because of a
protracted fight that had been physical at one point leading to him getting
arrested for a DUI and then of course Alex turns around and he's trying to play
the victim here on his show because he's a narcissistic monster who takes things
out on his audience the basic facts of the matter here that he got booked into
the jail in Travis County at 1237 a.m. on Tuesday morning and he was he was
charged with suspicion of driving while intoxicated which is a class B
misdemeanor he ended up getting released at 411 a.m. so that's those are the
time stamps on a lot of this stuff so after he fails this field sobriety test
with the officer out on here where he's he's he's telling the story on air and
he's already live yeah based on his own telling in the affidavit everything so
he then he so he's got this situation with the cop yeah fails the sobriety test
and then he has to go in for a breathalyzer and he goes well that's it
you're you're going to jail and I said man I just told you I had hours ago
probably even my body he said well you you know when you failed this this part
when the breathalyzer he goes no they do that at the jail so we got there in like
20 minutes they go in and they had me blown they go keep blowing so I leave
and they put me in the tank a next guy comes through he goes our Alex Jones is
here he goes there he is Alex Jones they're all in there saying that you
literally don't have any alcohol in your blood at any level they could barely
even pick up and you shouldn't be here this is crazy why are you here and it
wasn't till I got out this morning that I actually got the paperwork and that's
really weird what a shock Alex has some fake anonymous jailhouse snitches who
are telling him that hey they're saying that you're actually sober isn't that
crazy yeah yeah jailhouse snitches man yeah you got it you go you get locked up
in county for five seconds and all these jailhouse snitches are running around
telling you what the cops are secretly doing this is the cornerstone of Alex
is sort of like evidence or narrative that they were trying to jam him up
basically yeah yeah he's got one of his one of his jailhouse snitches was like
they're stitching you up they're coming for you they're they're called they're
saying that you were drunk it's ludicrous they're gonna send you the paperwork
and it's gonna be a bullshit yeah so he gets back into talking more about these
jailhouse snitches and it wasn't till I got out this morning that I actually got
the paperwork and that's what's really weird is that there were two guys in
there getting tested hearing that basically alcohol didn't even show up and
I'm not saying conspiracy here so it's in the police are out to get that sound
like you're saying the level but still the level they had was below the law and
legal so there you go but when you see this hit the news and I welcome the policy
look bring it bring it it'll be Jones arrested for DWI you were whatever
Sandy hook and you know that you know they're gonna put that in there sandy hook
well you got a rest for Sandy hook you deny Sandy hook and it'll just be some
wild ass stuff and I wanted you to hear it up front with my deceitful version I
want to I want to give you a complete fictional retelling of this whole
circumstance right for you yeah that's what I'm here for I'm to protect you
from the lies of the liberal media by telling you all kinds of fictional
bullshit you about all of my life yep cool so Alex I'm certain is making up
these people in jail we're the hot tub at the same time well the hot tub does
come up you to hear it up front because I was being told this by folks that came
out of there knowing yeah they were talking about Alex Jones is here and he
didn't the first test showed no alcohol they couldn't believe it and wait it's
him so they kept have me blow and blow and blow and blow and I was like I mean
because I'm a big guy man a little bitty bottle of wine at least two hours
before and I've been at home in the hot tub drink it I mean I did not have zero
buzz just zero I'm sorry what did you just say I had been at the home at the
hot tub drinking yeah here is just that part again in case you missed let's try
that one more time and I've been at home in the hot tub drink it I mean I did
not have zero buzz right really quickly drinking I mean I did not have zero buzz
I was drinking a glass of Whitman zero buzz whiskey that's what we call a tell I
was drinking in the hot tub non-alcoholic whiskey cool yeah so I I should say in
the interest of full honesty I got a DUI when I was 19 and I will say from my
experience if you're someone who hasn't had a breathalyzer test done it does feel
weird because you have to blow pretty hard and you have it's not a comfortable
breathing it's not like your natural breathing so oftentimes they will have to
have you be like you have to do it in such a way yeah so I think that what Alex
is describing was that they made me keep doing it he wasn't doing it correctly and
so they weren't able to carry out the test right or whatever I don't hear
anything here that indicates any sort of inappropriate procedure yeah non-cooperative
people trying to get a trying to get a breathalyzer done is not easy it's tough
yeah and I I don't know anything but Alex as a whole yeah is a non-cooperative
person it seems that way yeah so now we go we go back to the scene of the crime
yes the scene of Alex getting pulled over when he was innocently trying to get
bluebell ice cream Dan totally just a man going out to get ice cream after
getting out of free look just because he didn't put a shirt on after he left the
hot tub and he got right into the car and he was going to get ice cream sure he
pulled that glass of whiskey with the ice all melted because he was in the hot tub
drinking at the sure sure those are that he's an honest innocent man who is
trying to get some ice cream catch us up so when you're pulled over oftentimes
there'll be various different things that officers will do to try and assess
whether or not you're intoxicated yes there'll be like you walk the line or
try and stand on one leg or whatever and one of the main things they do is they
flash a light in your eyes because the response that your eyes have are very
indicative when you've been drinking yeah and so Alex discusses that being done in
this next clip and he had this light my eyes also the crap and then he'd sit
through the light over the side like just for a minute and I finally get tired
to go oh involuntary you're I'm like no dude I'm not gonna stare for one minute
at your light pin so non-cooperative he wanted me and he got me but then I
learned from the jail guards they go no Travis County had the lowest level of
arrest in the country or in as a country it used to be long star state in Texas
and so they had all this he poem I pulled the articles is true and so now it's not
that deputy that did this it's just they pull you over and you're truthful and
go yeah I had two beers couple hours ago you're arrested doesn't matter it's legal
so Alex now is working on the narrative that they're just trying to jam everyone
man Alex I don't know if you know this or not but the cops have been using quotas
for a long time well that's definitely true I don't think I've heard him care
too much about who those quotas have been it doesn't seem like he's made a big
well I mean that's not entirely true if you go back like a decade yeah that's right
I apologize the decade was there by fault yeah so I don't believe these jailhouse
sources who told him that they were trying they said he was sober and I don't
think these guards exist either I think this is just Alex trying to whisper
campaign and so I would also argue that it's possible that Travis County it's
not so much a quota issue it might be a thing where they decided to take drunk
driving more seriously because in 2017 the county saw a 70% increase in DWI
related deaths compared to 2016 it's possible that they put rules in place to
get a closer to zero tolerance policy where officers discretion is used to
determine if someone is impaired whether or not they blow a point eight
point zero eight even if you only have one beer and you blow like a point zero
one if you're impaired in such a way that you can't operate a vehicle you can
still be arrested for driving while under an influence yeah so this officer who
pulled over Alex had good cause to suspect that there's no way that Alex
didn't deserve to get arrested regardless of what he blew and it's obvious that
there's no reason that like somebody who's swerving all over the road drunk
off of his ass driving around can't blow a point oh seven in the cop is like
well you got us this time buddy we'll get you oh don't you have another drink
we'll get you next hour well the bigger it has to be about impairment not about
the actual number but they had probable cause like absolutely you reeked of
booze yeah reason they pulled him over was because his wife called the police
yeah they were looking for his car that happens so like there's everything
about this is just well we've we started out looking for the tank but when we
realized it was still in the office yeah we figured we'd look for your personal
car certainly so Alex is mad the Travis County is jamming stitching people have
left and right Dan as I think he's going to go on a crusade they don't care if
you're below the amount now he gets beaten in court but they it's insane folks
they're now arresting people and taking them to jail and they're continuing
prosecutions that shows zero alcohol I've got news articles on that he's
going to get to the bottom of this oh man and Intel his court date passes this
will be a major I think we're going to hear about it yeah I think we're going
to hear about it so I still don't think he's going to talk about whether or
not people should be stitched up at Rikers Island I don't think he's going
to care too much about that I'm going to care about him and Travis County
to be very self-serve criminals criminal justice reform is really about Alex
yeah so Alex gets to talking about how like he stopped a drinking for a while
and now he's back on drinking which we were very clear about from the CPAC
episode yeah but he didn't I mean like this is kind of gross and I don't want
to make fun of it because it's just a full expression of somebody who's like
struggling yeah this will just be a huge another thing but you know what I
didn't even want alcohol when I started back on New Year's drinking some more
and so I'm going to have that power over them that I'm in a hundred percent
quit so that they can never again but men it's weird you go to a restaurant
you they're like hey one one wine one beer and you can't have one the bottle
of sake was this tall between two people this tall so I mean that what he's
expressing I didn't even want alcohol when I started drinking again and now I'm
going to really quit it's just the sort of thing that is is very standard
people with problems with alcohol talk yeah and in stand-up that's something
that I've heard all the time in my life that I've heard all the time everywhere
that I go where people are seriously struggling with alcohol those are the
same words that are said over and over and over again yep and it's like I
man I fuck it I hate him but he needs help yep he needs help somebody so in
order to prove his innocence yes wait what were we doing was that on the
table Alex is going to prove his innocence I don't think that's on the
table and by do the way he decides to go about it is to show his alcohol test
results on air and I let me just show you the hell where the show me show here
you know in Missouri let me show you right here leave Missouri out of this
here you go ladies and gentlemen here is my alcohol test right here two of them
they put on there 0.076 what do I feel shades of Elizabeth Warren 0.08
the one that's even lowered it that's like one beer basically there's no way that
Alex's story about drinking a little sake at dinner then hours later getting
pulled over can be true if you almost blew a 0.08 it's really hard to nail
down the exact numbers because there you know things can vary from person to
person and depending on their weight but generally speaking for a person over
220 pounds to have a BAC of 0.08 it's absolutely categorically not one beer
if Alex's story is to be true that it was hours after dinner then he definitely
kept drinking after dinner maybe in that hot tub because otherwise he would not
have blown to 0.076 it's just not possible his body would have metabolized
that alcohol by that point there's no way he's being honest about this and it's
just a desperate attempt to save face so he doesn't have to be open and real
about the consequences of his actions and it's even worse than that too because
like it's that there's the time is different like it's it's just all but
anyway he's innocent oh I forgot Alex Jones there's your take away innocent
Alex Jones arrested for DWI and was below the legal limit but when they put
it out the news it will be the exact opposite giant fiasco that I was you
know murdering children and running around with sickles chopping people's
heads off and burning down houses with canisters of gasoline and snorting 14
lines of you know 14 foot lines of cocaine and shoving bottle rockets up my
rear end I mean by the time they're done it's just gonna be oh he's arrested he's
arrested he's arrested so he's just making a mockery with the straw men
versions of things that people will say about it as opposed to he got arrested
for DWI after getting into a fight with his wife that is I have been in that
situation before talking with somebody saying almost word for word that same
kind of shit not necessary not you know the press is going to take me down but
oh they they call me such a bad person because all I had was a few drinks oh
they're gonna say that I'm killing babies now that's what they're gonna do and it's
like I want to grab by the shoulders and just scream take some fucking
responsibility it's a deflection oh so Alex drops one little bit of information
here and it actually I later found this in the article about his affidavit but
it was it makes this way worse it was 10 o'clock at night I've been in a hot tub
so the hot tub part doesn't make anything better or worse no no I don't
think so but the detail about 10 p.m. does because he said he just had sake at
dinner and in the affidavit it estimates the time that he was at dinner was eight
the two results of the BAC test were done five minutes apart when he finally got
processed one was at 1155 p.m. almost two hours after he was pulled over he had
that was the one that he had a point zero seven six whereas the other one was
done at 1159 p.m. five minutes later and that one was point zero seven nine
which tends to imply that he had drank a bit of the booze pretty recently before
he got pulled over yeah since it could be the fact based on those two readings
that his BAC was on its way up it was climbing as opposed to him sobering up
in between those two tests so I don't know he was drunk yeah yeah that's the
bottom line yep anyway Alex takes this he has this mentality that's like I am
pretending that I just had one beer and that means that no one can have a beer
and then drive therefore all bars must be closed here's the thing restaurants
should not be allowed to sell alcohol give these laws continue you shouldn't be
able to serve somebody a beer if they drink that 16 ounce beer and walk out
they're going to go to jail so I called for all restaurants and bars to be shut
down seriously because you can't go in one and have two beers and then not go to
jail I'd like to remind everyone that Alex pretends to be a libertarian yeah
what I like he seems to pretend that you go into a bar and have some drinks and
then you have to drive I mean the thing about it is it what people aren't
talking about is how it's literally everybody else's fault but mine and in
fact I am so not at fault I challenge you to close down all restaurants across
this great nation if you don't want me to drive drunk you shouldn't own a
restaurant and that's true it's very weird to I mean I know that he's not
literally trying to make some sort of a point with this thought experiment of
clear bars yeah yeah but the point is dumb it's very dumb you made a decision
Alex yes yes and in fact something that you are very strong about is how people
should make decisions and take responsibility for them seems like that
something he has said yeah yeah now one thing that I need to make very clear is
that I think this is pretty serious and I think that Alex is in a really bad place
and I think that the DUI is obviously a piece of that yeah but then the
surrounding details of it being like he got into a fight with his wife at a
sushi place walk three miles home kept fighting with her yeah obviously
drinking more then trying to drive to another property to get away from her
she calls the police and then gets you know he gets arrested like the
circumstances surrounding that are really really fucked up it's a fiasco yeah
but also a lot of it does fall under the heading of his personal life and to an
extent I am not that's not in my purview yeah but the thing that I need to make
a point of is everybody posting tons and tons of tweets and all this about
his DUI he knows that that's exactly what he wants you to do
so hey I'm ready for the mainstream media attention bring it to me as a
Lister's know you're a pack of lion scum that is telling great folks we
understand you got a quota it's okay plus I told you I only had that small amount
Alex knows that there's not a ton of consequences for his actions it's a
class B misdemeanor he's not going to prison for it there'll be a fine of
some sort or whatever he can pay that off from the food bucket money that he's
made so that's not a huge deal he knows his audience is perfectly
manipulatable so he'll just lie to them about the circumstance I was just going
to get some blue bell ice cream I didn't even drink that much they weren't
looking for me all that's fine he's not going to suffer that much of a
consequence but he's also told his audience that everyone who talks about
him is lying so all of this stuff everybody posting about his DUI is free
press for him and he he experiences that way and I think that that is going to
be the largest hurdle to him getting the help that he needs yeah not that
everyone posting about it is impeding his ability to get no no no it's just that
him experiencing that as a positive right is like if you get any negative
reaction from people that is how you know you're doing a good job yeah I mean
if you recognize that he could get this much free press out of a DUI yeah he
probably have been driving drunk all the time oh yeah he may wear he may very
well have been think it was a false flag this may have been this may have been
this may have been preplanned there's a whole thing I think Bush is behind all
of this Dan it could be Bush and Cheney that's he's done it it's possible yeah
so Alex comes back from the break and he had some ground rules he's going to be
taking calls for the show but he has a very what what what would the ground
rules be a why would you be proud of the rule today going to call talk about me
or the story I told about last night and he right on to move forward with this
coronavirus and the clear fact that it is a bio weapon all right callers no
talking about how I spent the night in jail right no talking about the one
thing that all of you want to talk about right now hey nobody bring up the
details from that Austin American Statesman article that yeah don't do
that no so we've heard throughout the course of these days that we've been
covering Alex sort of threatening murder if any of his family members
right he'll drive drunk at him yeah and now he puts the government of China
on notice about time that he's coming for about time Rambo style driving right
into China's walls let me just tell the shot come something any of my family
is hurt I'm going to hold them personally responsible so just just tell them
just all just all just tell China I just tell I just imagine Alex showing up
in China like where's the government going to go so I'm going to beat them up
especially if the warning is just like a hey you tell two people and you tell
two people and eventually we'll get back to G yeah so Alex is in this mode
there's a bit of threatening violent talk particularly surrounding the virus
like someone's got to pay yeah sure it's we don't want the civil war and we
don't hunt the police and we don't hunt the military in a civil war we go around
them if we ever get to that point to the kingpins who are in the deck of cards
who are right on the show we know who they are and it'll be their own security
people in New Zealand and in Hawaii and in Montana and in Canada that I can just tell
you there's no conspiracy I'm on some meeting with people they all are ready
for when the globalists try to take America down the first thing these
globalists are going to get is a carotid they're all going to get a wire wrap
around their neck and they're going to get killed about 15 seconds and I'm not
and the globalists know I don't just say stuff okay you're all dead okay so go
ahead and fill your hand go ahead and play your game you're dead I'm dead too
but it's fine let's go so they know how it is and they're losing so they want to
use a creepy virus to scare us all so it's not people but everybody knows
what's happened so their virus is successful all these globalists not by
my hand I can just tell you the people know who you are they're sick of you
and they're going to break your neck so this is not the first time we've heard
that fantasy being played out by Alex no it seems like he just applies that to
whatever situation he's talking about like these your security people are
going to garot you yeah it's like he has an excuse he's just looking for an
excuse to trigger that fantasy well that's that's one of the things like
thinking about this the reason that right now I want him off air is not
mainly so he gets help it's mainly because when Alex is in a bad shitty
mood and his life is in shambles when he goes on air he tells people to start
the fucking civil war well yeah I mean that's the it that's the inability of
you know his narcissism yeah when he's controlled yeah that's it he he
experiences his own personal troubles as being like devastating worldwide things
yep but to be fair even when things are going alright he's still a little
that's fair that's fair that way he's a violent guy really violent dude yeah so
he gets you know it's like hey man you know I'm not on drugs I'm high on the
Holy Spirit sure at one point this is absurd
I'm on Jesus Christ the ultimate drug I'm on the Holy Spirit now you spent the
night in jail yeah you didn't sleep you you are hallucinating you are not high on
the Holy Spirit yeah you are talking directly to a fucking bunny that looks
like the Holy Spirit that's why like if you don't sleep and you listen to Tom
you're by rush it's gonna fuck you up and listen to what happens this is
nonsense that science is what that is so awesome that this week vessel cannot
even begin to show you God's power but nevertheless through this little crack
in the veil that is info wars you can see the spirit back and we just reek you
that music for a minute because there's a lot of music out there but the way
that synthesizer comes in and that rush song at the beginning of Tom Sawyer is
so powerful can we cue that up
I can have the units but just hear that over and over again
a Monday worry of me me stride today's Tom Sawyer me me stride
one more time do it back out
yes yeah yeah get it
worry of me me stride today's Tom Sawyer me me stride
I just wanna make sure when I'm climbing that hill that I've got all the strength I've got
I take every step just right so I'm not too confident so I get up to the top of that hill
and I get my hands around that little demon's neck and I watch those lights go out
and you know we beat him
that's not not a guy who didn't spend the night in jail
he has to play the intro to the rush song three times
that synth is what you hear in heaven all the time this is all a fantasy from you
and McGregor in train spotting what is it happening ridiculous so Alex starts
yelling about how his products are good because he sells them and you know
doesn't he have a hangover cure he probably probably brain for something like that he
wouldn't be able to sell you something that wasn't good you understand I hope
or his products are good I don't think that you need all this these are awesome
products try them and experience it because you can't lose because you know
info wars delivers in the fight so if it was just a cardboard box you were getting
you're funding info war it's a win but this is badass stuff
you think I'm gonna produce such a pain that doesn't have the purest most hardcore stuff
in this natural we can dig it I would put my name on something and screw you
metaphysically knowing I'd be in the clown devil operation if I did that
actually get nervous I'm not afraid of the globalist or I'm afraid like not doing
the very best for you are we sure it's the best and I'm like running around
constantly because I can't tell you something unless I absolutely know it's
true because I'm the polar opposite of the liars they told me today they said
don't go on there and say you got pulled over for a deed about that when I
tested it was below the legal limit I told the cop I did nothing wrong I've been
vindicated who cares I'm not drag Queen story trauma trying to stick my Johnson
in your five-year-old that's the issue not me that's the issue not me never me
that's some of that rage that that drug that he seems to pretend to want to be
off of it's all of you you know how when you go to a library and I read a book by
somebody that's exactly as dangerous as when I am drunkenly driving in the
middle of the night in Austin it's the set actually it's worse that's worse
it's everybody else's fault yeah everybody else's fault this is just I mean
it's it's standard stuff for him for the most part but the context of it makes it
sir hi it's but it's also so much sadder yeah you know anyway we have one
last clip here and it's Alex kind of crying talking about courage I assumed
we would get there sooner than we were gonna get some tears there's not gonna
know no way we avoided that one my dude hasn't slept he's gonna get to the point
of tears at some point yeah but let me tell you something right now we're gonna
win because of you and taking your kids to school and working hard and being a
decent person and loving God's all you need to do that's all the wealth of the
world is just loving justice and just loving God you do that everything else
is handled you love God you want to be a good person you you just love God it's
that spirits that relationships I love God I love justice that's all the wealth
it's all the power it's everything just you love God you want to be a good person
and then you have courage because that's God
courage is it something we come up with it's God's will and it's like a fire hose
of power you ever seen big dams gates open when there's a big flood and it's
just blasting out God's a looking for people that can handle that level of
power and who don't use power to oppress people but use it to expand human
consciousness and the minute you enter into that gate you are now in the
presence of God and you feel that presence you don't fear the New World
Order or all the slime bags or all the cowards anymore you just want to be an
alignment with God or you want to drink in your hot tub and yeah yeah it's good
to know that well I'll tell you this he's on the road to recovery yeah that's
the part that's really difficult for me is that like I get my empathy triggered
at the beginning of that the tenth episode when he's talking about how he's
addicted to this anger and it's a problem for him and he wants to do better
then you start to realize maybe that's only in service of trying to justify the
drinking in order to dull the the ang the righteous anger that he has in the
clarity and then by the end when he's telling the story of the DUI and
everything surrounding it all of it is obfuscation deflection defensiveness
yeah and and the behaviors that you tend to see from people who have a problem
who don't want to recognize that they have a problem right Alex screaming I'm
not the problem is kind of a dead ringer for that the only positive is that we
bring up the hot tub again that every single one of these stories involves
always got a every time there's trouble and I like the hot tub I believe that I
said a year ago on this show that Alex needs to stay the fuck away from hot
tubs I've never heard a lot of problems never heard them factor into a story of
his that is a good story I had a great night in the hot tub never never heard
ever said that this is this episode was basically it was like watching an episode
of intervention but in it was reversed where it's just a bunch of addicts
listing off grievances and yelling them at the person trying to get them help in
the center yeah like it's bad it's like a interview episode of intervention that
doesn't have an end yeah and you may have the resources to not have any real
consequences I mean like honestly I don't know I can't pretend to understand
what is going on in his personal life but I mean if his wife is calling the police
regarding a fight that they had there is a chance that he might be heading for a
second divorce yeah like that could be a huge problem in his life but what beyond
that and that's just speculating I have no fucking idea about that but beyond that
the real world consequences of this I mean barring the possibility that he has
some secret DUIs in the past that we don't know about now like that would make
this an actual escalated to a felony or something he's not going to have any
consequences other than a fine some minor inconvenience in his life and if he
was a better lawyer he could probably get out of half of that yeah even if there
is a possibility that he would get his license taken away which I don't think
is the case he can afford to have his drive his audience can pay for his
yeah or a chauffeur I'm taking the take every day now it's it's it's it's
unfortunate because this is it should be a situation where he recognizes like
there is a larger thing going on in the world and in his own life that or
there it should be some sort of a wake up call but it's probably not going to
be there's no real consequence here other than the possible embarrassment in the
eyes of his audience and he can inoculate himself from that pretty easily through
his own show right now the if you're rich rock bottom is a long long long long
long way down and a DUI doesn't even come close doesn't seem like now like
what Jim or say if you if you own the cults you can fucking kill people it
doesn't matter yeah so anyway we get to the end of this and I mean obviously I
think that my intention for this episode was sort of demonstrate the
continuation of the nonsensical incoherent nature of the coronavirus
narratives yes and we got well I mean almost hit by a drunk driver
and the show got we got T boned by Alex's Tuesday show and it turned into
what it is and I guess I mean I I know that people are really tired award for
great lines thanks is there is that one podcast over I know the audience is
incredibly tired of me expressing this but it is still my firm can conviction
that Alex needs help and I hope that he gets it as much as I hate him and as much
as I think that he is a toxic cancerous thing in the world yeah he's
clearly expressing a life that is full of chaos and hurt and that can be helped
yeah so that that's that's the sort of feeling I have and I don't know I don't
even know man I really want to just reiterate real quick fuck Mike Adams
that guy's a dick except for that one shining moment where he told Alex to
change the headline that's right that's true that was that is a nice job that
was the one redeeming quality that'll get him into in a heaven yeah oh also I
realize that I think I forgot to play that clip of Alex's second explanation
for why he shaved his head oh I didn't hear the second explanation yeah it was
because he's jealous of Owen's hair anyway there's too good why should I have
hair he's Superman I'll be Lex Luthor so anyway that was all right he's the bad
guy again yeah yeah so anyway we will be back for another episode in the near
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