Knowledge Fight - #435: May 18-21, 2020

Episode Date: May 22, 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan regroup and discuss the bizarre week that was on the Alex Jones Show.  In this installment, Alex discusses being too drunk to meet with the Secret Service at the RNC, tries to m...ake Joe Rogan's Spotify contract about himself, and lets two dullards fill in for him. Also, Dan becomes drunk with power after uncovering a few new drops. 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys knowledge fight. Dan and George, knowledge fight. Need money. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. Stop it. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. It's time to pray. Andy and Kansas you're on the earth thanks for holding. Hello Alex I'm a Christian and I'm a huge fan. I love your work. Knowledge fight. Knowledge fight dot com. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex. Joe. Oh indeed we are Dan Jordan. Jordan. Quick question. What's your bright spot for today? Well actually the other night I got together with a couple old buddies on zoom. Oh
Starting point is 00:01:16 did you game? Oh that's cool as shit. Yeah. I hadn't been I hadn't tried out the whole zoom thing yet because they have no reason for like meetings or anything naturally. And yeah so me and Riggs and Hogan and Fernandez some old running buddies from the comedy days got together played some code names. That's really cool. Yeah it's super fun. I'm really glad you did that. Yeah it was a great time. I hope to do a bit more of that in the future because it's just a bunch of just making fun of each other. Of course. I talk and shit. A fun game. Code names is a really fun. Okay. Have you ever played that? No I've never played code names. It's like this. There's a grid of tiles on a board. Okay. And each of them has a word on on them. Right. And so one
Starting point is 00:01:57 you play in pairs. One person is the spy master. The other person is the player. Okay. And the spy master gets to see which are like his teams. There's blue and red teams. Sure. And you get to see your which things you have to try and get the other person to guess. Okay. But you want to try and get more than one of them in a turn. So you'll have like you know rock and bird and like and you have to try and find a word that will trigger that in the other person's mind. Okay. Try and get them to guess both. All right. Or even you can go for three. Sure. Really ambitious. So you quite literally need to kill two birds with one stone. Yes. Yeah. It's really fun because it's like what do you think like it introduces so many like arguments. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What were you
Starting point is 00:02:41 going for? It's one of those like like taboo a little bit like that kind of a word association game. Yeah. I got you. It's fun. I was paired with Hogan and his first clue was a yellow stone. Okay. And he was trying to get me to guess stream and hawk. Okay. All right. All right. It's a little bit. That one's ambitious. That's oblique. I would say it's a little bit outside. Yeah. It is a good time. Good time for head by all. That sounds great. Yeah. I'm glad to hear it. How about you? My my bright spot is a rediscovering my love for the band Kings of Convenience. I never heard about. Yeah. They're a Scandinavian Simon and Garfunkel from the early 2000s. All right. Sounds interesting. I re listened to a little bit of their music and I remembered
Starting point is 00:03:27 whenever I was 17 my friends and I all drove to Detroit because the only yeah the only place where we could see them was a run down pool hall that that didn't card on the way there. Did you hit top speed because you know you're going to die. No we did not hit top speed. Okay. We hit we hit sixty five the radio the only light on the way. Well it was a very old pickup truck when you got to the show. Did first you drink then you smoke. No. No. First we smoked and then we drank in the car. Okay. But we had a designated driver. You know we're referencing right. I do know what you're saying for fuck's sake. Come on. Of course those who are not aware I'm referencing the mighty mighty Boston's cover of the kiss song Detroit Rock City. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:10 But yeah that was such a fun show because they're again they're Simon and Garfunkel. So it's just the two guys playing with acoustic guitars and then at the end of the show one of the members is Erland Oye who's actually a producer and DJ in his own right and they have one dance song and they brought somebody up from the crowd. There was like 40 people there to play one note on the base over and over and over again and then we just all had a giant dance party on the stage. That's fun. It was incredible. It's great. Sounds a bit like the experience we had at an Andrew W K show once. Oh yeah. Dance party all on stage. Yeah. That's so fun. Kind of thing makes you feel like part of things. Yeah. For sure. Speaking of being part of things Jordan
Starting point is 00:04:47 we're part of a podcast nicely done. That's a great transition. We haven't seen a transition that great in a while. It was not great. So I want to before we get down to business I want to explain our lost episode on Wednesday which is not really a lost episode. There was no episode and the reason is because on Sunday I want to I want to explain this because there I've gotten a lot of messages from people who are like I hope you guys are okay. We're okay and we're totally fine. Yeah. The situation was on Sunday last last Sunday he says this Sunday. I don't know the fucking don't worry about it. Time is a flat circle on Sunday. We you and I were recording a Q&A episode and we noticed that there was water coming in the window coming in my apartment
Starting point is 00:05:27 heart. Yes. And I'm not in a garden unit. So we found that to be troubling and it turns out it's also not the first time this has happened. This happened a couple months ago and the landlords and building managers said that they had fixed it with some tuck pointing work or whatever outside. Sure. It turns out that it's not the case that is not fixed and so there was water coming in. I called and emailed my building manager and they had sent over some people to take a look at it and if you look up there they ended up having to take off like the bar that's over my windows. Yeah. And it looks beautiful. Thank you. As part of dealing with the situation they had to put in these industrial dehumidifiers in my room that we record and it is in the studio
Starting point is 00:06:12 and they're super loud. There was just no way around taking care of this problem in the way that the building insisted we do it and still record and get the episode ready and all that. It was just impossible and so unfortunately we were unable to do that but it's resolved now and after some real real drama with a lot of double talk from folks. I am getting out of this apartment. I am leaving this damn apartment. Oh yeah. I don't I don't know. Maybe I have like really bizarre expectations but I expect good communication from landlords and I also expect third floor apartments not to flood. Yeah. Yeah. That's usually a good expectation. Yeah. So that is the situation but it actually I mean it's been a horrible week for me in terms of
Starting point is 00:07:04 like frustration and feeling out of the loop about my own living space. Yeah. It's just just awful but there's actually a hidden bright spot in it and that is that last night as the machines were blaring and everything was awful. I had been told that they were coming to take out the machines yesterday and they didn't of course not and no one told me until like five in the afternoon that no one was coming. I'm fucking awful. What are we going to tell you. Right. So last night so loud in my apartment. It's awful. I think they're coming today the next day to take out the machines but now I don't know. I don't trust anybody. Right. Right. Right. And I'm sitting down and like I just got I got to work in case we're able to record. I got to get this all together
Starting point is 00:07:47 and I was sitting there miserable and I was like I love doing this show like in that I had a moment of clarity of like this is so fun. I'm preparing this stuff like there was a stripping away of some of the like the the shit and I I felt really grateful to be doing this and thankful for the people who make it possible. That's awesome and people who listen and it's just it was it was great in that dark moment the the fact that's like well I'm preparing to do a show I really enjoy doing yeah and there's some really funny stuff that we're going to be able to talk about and people enjoy it like it it pierced through yeah the misery adversity can help provide clarity at times that's perhaps that's the only way to get clarity. There's no
Starting point is 00:08:35 atheists and foxholes and there's no ungrateful people with giant dehumidifiers in their room. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. So Jordan in that spirit let's take a moment to say thank you to the folks who signed up on our sporting the show. So first we got Dave. Thank you so much you're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thanks Dave. Thank you Dave next. I don't know if this is Ben Wah or Benoit. Not sure. I don't know why would be Benoit. Is that an actual I've never heard that before. Probably Ben Wah. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you Ben Wah balls. Thank you so much. Next and a kid. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thanks and a kid. Thank you so much and
Starting point is 00:09:11 this this next one I actually bumped up. It's very recent but I put it to the the front of the list because of a parenthetical. Okay in it and that is time sensitive. Yes. Thank you so much. Call Terry Nichols and then in parentheses. If this comes out too far from the Bill Cooper episode it won't be funny. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you so much. Call Terry Nichols. If this comes out too far from the Bill Cooper episode won't be funny. Yes. Thank you very much. That's an accurate, accurate point you made. Thank you. Next. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thanks as a thank you so much. Next. Nahal Nahal. I believe NJAL. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy
Starting point is 00:09:51 wonk. Thank you. Nahal. Thank you so much and Lisa. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thanks Lisa and finally I got to give a very special shout out to somebody who's supporting on a level just unfathomably supportive and generous and we appreciate their support so very much that I feel we need to install them into the realm of the raptor princess Oh we got a new raptor princess? Indeed. Oh shit. So thank you so very much Anthony H. You are now a raptor princess. I'm a policy wonk. Four stars. Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant. I'll barbecue your ass. It's over for humanity. You're a beautiful soul. You're coming for your balls. Well I piss all over your god. Very few people crap in the pool
Starting point is 00:10:34 unless they're babies. I piss all over the state. Make it a practice of calling people pieces of when they are coming as you see fit. Thank you so much Anthony H. We appreciate it very much. Yes. Thank you very much Anthony H. If you're out there listening you're thinking hey I enjoy the show. I'd like to support these gents too. You can do that by going to our website knowledgefights.com clicking the button that says support the show. We would appreciate it. Yes it would be very helpful or if you'd like to take that generosity and send it to a local charity in your area that helps people who are in need that would be wonderful as well. We would appreciate that also. Yep. So Jordan today we are going over the May 18th through 21st episodes of the
Starting point is 00:11:09 Alex Jones show. All right. But it's a little bit of a it's a misnomer. It's a little Mark Dicey. Alex kind of disappears a whole bunch. Okay. Well that's fair. So that's fair. Most of these shows are incomplete in terms of Alex's attendance. Sure. Sure. He's truant. Okay. So here's an out of context drop from today's show. You're not sticking your metal penis in me. So this is how he's fair contextualizing vaccines now. I think that's great. I think you should wait what that's a vaccine. No nevermind. Vaccine is a metal penis change. Change my opinion. Bill Gates and Alan Dershowitz want to stick in. All right. Well that's evocative. Yes. So here is how Alex starts off the show on May 18th and I should be honest. This is a preoccupation for most of the episode.
Starting point is 00:11:56 It goes on quite a bit. This is seems to be one of his biggest concerns. We've blown it up. We're going to show you some shots of that coming up in the last segment of this hour and it is an upside down cross. Clear as day with a ring of rubies around it like a corona. And I actually said you know I've seen that symbol before and I went and did some research and I sent it over to the producer this morning but that producer is off the day so I didn't see it in my full stack but I'm going to read something new producer. All right. And I'm going to show you actually where that symbol comes from. I said where have I seen an upside down cross with a red corona around it and where I thought I'd seen it. I'd seen it. Very horrible sign. The Da Vinci code death of the sun.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Oh boy. Okay. So apparently Melinda Gates about a week prior had been on a good morning America or something and she was wearing an upside down cross and Alex is really pissed off about course. Of course. This is part of a really interesting symbology lecture that Alex thinks he's doing on this episode. Okay. Sure. Is going to go off the rails in a number of directions. He's taken us into Umberto Echo territory. That's what we're dealing with. Okay. All right. All right. So Alex you know he's seen this picture of Melinda Gates with this jewelry. Right. Fuck her. Of course. But it's not just Alex saying that he's read the room. There is a fire storm of galactic proportions going on of truly colossal proportions. Gigantor
Starting point is 00:13:33 proportions that every video about Bill Gates on YouTube is 99% of not 100%. I read probably 300 comments this morning about his wife on a today program where she's wearing an upside down cross and I could not find one person supporting her. Who cares? Why are you spending your time reading YouTube comments? Do I need to support her? Does anyone need to support her? I don't care. Why would I? But what does he think of me? Like YouTube comments mean anything? I mean they're very they're very mean towards me. So they're generally not a good indication of consensus opinion. But I mean if that's the kind of journalistic level he wants to bring to this great. All right. So YouTube comments
Starting point is 00:14:20 galactic importance. So across the Milky Way. Yeah across every man this upside down cross. Is it actually an upside down cross? We'll get to that. It's just jewelry. Right. We'll get to that. Is it an arrow pointing downward? How does he feel about Flavor Flaves clock? What are we doing here? It's a symbol of the entropy. I don't know. Doesn't the clock look like an upside down cross sometimes? The clock is secretly going backwards. So yeah we'll get back to this because like I said he touches on this way too much. It is an preoccupation, a preoccupation and an obsession. Weird. It's very weird. Weird. So in addition to complaining about jewelry, Alex has a new study that he's found that he wants to talk about that proves something or
Starting point is 00:15:03 other about the coronavirus. Austrian study finds a sign of human intervention in coronavirus. And that is a infowars.com report that links to the main line Australian news and university. And they talk about the gain of function in the HIV delivery system added on to the coronavirus. A study led by Nikoli Petrovinsky, a vaccine researcher at Flinders University. The scientist and his team discovered that the coronavirus is optimized for penetration of human cells rather than animal cells, which means that the theory that it emerged from an animal market and jumped into humans is naturally unlikely. First of all, Alex can't seem to remember if this is from Austria or Australia, which isn't good. And so here's a here's a couple
Starting point is 00:15:56 of quotes from an article in the week about this study. Quote, the study observed a remarkable coincidence or a sign of human intervention in the creation of the virus. So right there, the result of the study is that it could be a remarkable coincidence. Right, right. This does not sound like proof of anything. I would argue that a global pandemic is also a remarkable coincidence. Sure. Here's another quote. Quote, however, the study led by Nikoli Petrovsky, which Alex bungled, Professor of Medicine at Flinders University has not yet been peer reviewed and remains inconclusive. Well, there's a problem there. It's another one of these. Great. I mean, I look forward to the some of these conclusions being challenged and looked at in the peer review
Starting point is 00:16:36 process. And then it'd be fun to have Alex ignore that and pretend that the globalists are pressuring them to retract it or something. Yeah, that's not going to stop. This study is not definitive, even in the claims that Alex is pretending that it's making, and it's not been peer reviewed yet. So let's pump the damn brakes. Some of the stuff he's saying is just completely made up like the stuff about this study involving the his HIV narratives, which is nowhere in the study. Also, just because it's fun, the researcher who read the who led the study Petrovsky said in a statement, quote, these are generally easily recognizable and hence clear signatures of human intervention in the creation of the virus. The fact that these artificial inserts are not
Starting point is 00:17:11 present has been interpreted by some to mean this virus is not the result of human manipulation. So the guy who authored the study said because certain things are not present, that would be that would point directly towards it not being human human intervention, the the lack of presence of these artificial insert right right people to believe that it's not the result of human manipulation right now. The problem with that is that earlier on this very episode, Alex was rambling about inserts. It does kind of say oh you could see the scars on the DNA. Everybody can see ours on the DNA. What are we doing? Yeah, that's how do we that's how Alex puts it. So you have this guy. There's Nikolai Petrovsky who put out this study who is very
Starting point is 00:17:55 explicitly saying that there is not signs of artificial insert that seem which contradicts Alex's other narrative. So if he wants to choose one of these things to push, it's going to have to choose one or the other. They're contradictory. Keanu Reeve said that chicks dig DNA scars. I believe that's what he said. Yeah. So this study is going to probably become a big piece of Alex's stuff. And he's still pushing that Indian study that got retracted from way back. Yeah, why not? And now Alex has just made up a story about Bill Gates being responsible for it getting retracted. Of course. Indian scientists discover coronavirus engineered with HIV's AIDS-like insertions. And the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation threatened their money, threatened
Starting point is 00:18:41 the India who's by the way banned their foundation where they still have money there through front groups and told them that you better withdraw that paper. So they withdrew that paper. Better withdraw that paper. They withdrew that paper but said we're not withdrawing it for cause. It's on hold while we challenge those challenging it to show us any proof. No one's challenged it. Alex is just making all of that. Wow. He is making all of that. Okay. All right. That's so awesome. Get to the ATM and withdraw that paper baby. He is just like it's fascinating how much like his mind just allows himself to be like oh this is a thought I had. That sounds great. That's proof. That's a good. That's a good thought I had. Fucking weirdo. Better tell people that's true. Yeah. So Alex
Starting point is 00:19:33 gets to talking about some news that has been put out by the health and human services department. And I think it's interesting how in this situation he sort of like, you know, covers half of it. Half of the news. That sounds right. And now the NIH has had to admit stuff on infowars.com, health and human services secretary, no coronavirus spikes in reopened areas, only closed areas. So it's all good and well for him to be reading this headline from Reuters. But I should also probably read you the first paragraph of the article. I don't see any need for a whole paragraph. Quote, US authorities are not yet seeing spikes and coronavirus cases in places that are reopening, but it was still too early to determine such trends. Health secretary Alex
Starting point is 00:20:17 Azar said on Sunday, given the progression of how the virus has seemed to spread and given the fact they were still not in a good place with on demand testing, you wouldn't see a spike this quickly. We're going to have to wait and see what happens down the road. And for Alex to report the first part of the story while ignoring the part where Azar says it's too early to say anything definitive is journalistic malpractice. I mean that's that's lying. That's the part you don't want to talk about though. Right. You know, I mean you don't want to say hold out for results of something. Tell me what the truth is now. That's lying. Yeah, it's definitely lying. Thank you, Alex. I appreciate it. Get the fuck out of here. Very nice. I convinced him that he's out of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:20:56 You're going to abuse that clip, aren't you? Probably now I can't win any argument. It's two to one every single time. Yep. So in this next clip, Alex talks about this lab in Seattle that the the gates is running sure that the FDA shut down a test. By the way, put up a bill in the gates that has all these false positives. That's now been confirmed. The FDA just shut down their big Seattle lab that's been putting out the fake test and it was confirmed they were just completely fake. Everyone is infected that has it. So this is about like coronavirus tests all being positive. So this is an interesting story because it's one of those fun instances where Alex should
Starting point is 00:21:39 be reporting this story in the complete opposite based on everything he stands for. There's no indication that this lab in Seattle was putting out tests to give 100% false positives or even any higher false positive rate than any other test. It was heavily funded by gates, though. So Alex gets a little pat on the head for not making that part up. This was a lab at the University of Washington, which was running a program called the Seattle Coronavirus Assessment Network. Basically, what they did was send out tests to whoever wanted them, people swabbed themselves and sent the sample back to be processed. The reasoning was that many people who were sick were likely not sick enough to
Starting point is 00:22:13 go to a doctor and this would allow people to have a better sense of their situation. Sure. The lab was told early on that they needed an emergency use authorization from the state in order to run a program like this, where they would give test results to people who submit for testing. In March, the state of Washington gave them approval, but now the FDA is saying they need federal approval as well. I'm not sure where I land on this. I assume there's probably some benefit to nationally coordinated responses, which make the needing federal approval make sense. I'm not sure I understand all the details, so I'm going to stop short of having a solid position. However, Alex Jones is Mr. State's rights. Yeah, he absolutely should not be into
Starting point is 00:22:50 this lab being shut down by the federal government when the state government already approved what they're doing. His beliefs and pretend principles are meaningless. Anyway, Alex's spinelessness aside, this is just a temporary hold that the lab has until they can get some details ironed out about the authorization to release results to people. Alex is completely making up details of the story to make it sound more nefarious because he's a liar. Yeah, there's it's really just about the clearance to give people results as opposed to like, oh, everything is positive every itself falls positive. Right, right, that shit up. We people need to start realizing the situation here when the federal government is doing whatever they want and saying, okay, well then fucking sue me
Starting point is 00:23:31 about it. Now is not the time to pretend that you have to follow anybody's rules. Tell them to fucking sue you. It's why that's kind of the situation, you know, like I at this point crime is legal. That's what I'm that I'm advocating. Everyone commit every crime they can think of right now. Oh, but I don't maybe I shouldn't do that. No, is that a bad idea? It's bad. Why would that be? I don't know. So in this, you know, that last clip was Alex trying desperately to demonize course Bill Gates because that's what he does and in his next clip he does that kind of embarrassingly and it's also pretty funny. Oh, but oh, the Crips are a scare. In that 13. Oh, they do devil rituals and kill little kids sometimes. I'd like to flash back
Starting point is 00:24:18 to the months and months of coverage. Alex was yelling about MS 13. It's a really big deal for him for a long time to make everybody so scared of them. Oh my, they're the hardest dudes. Oh, but Bill Gates is wearing a pink sweater and he acts effeminate. That's all an act, ladies and gentlemen, behind the scenes. Bill Gates is literally hopping around like a gremlin. I don't people that know him is going to work down now. Eighteen hours of days to take everything over. He's just there. Well, we got one of the most evil ones ever here. He was a totally satanic demon by age can't reportedly reportedly. I'd like to see the report on nine year old demon. What are we going to do? I don't know ten year old Bill Gates already a demonic hopping around my head
Starting point is 00:25:12 which is your favorite gremlin from gremlins to. I don't remember. I'm going to go with spider gremlin. That one was my favorite shirt spider leadership gremlin. Exactly. This is so ridiculous. Yeah, it's amazing. Reportedly. Yeah, report. That's the part that makes it hilarious. He's reportedly a saint this by ten report. Reportedly way to. That weren't even mean anymore. I think I think on the one lie on the one hand. You could look at it as a way to not get sued, but then on the other hand, I think it's Alex trying to pretend there's some credible source. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Anyway, who's doing who's doing nine year old surveys of whether or not people are demons yet? Yeah, that's a good that's a good job for us
Starting point is 00:25:55 ridiculous. So, you know, if you were a demon at nine, right, you would obviously grow up to marry someone who would wear an upside down cross on TV. I would assume you were betrothed to them way before probably. That's the only thing that makes sense. Alex gets to talking more about this cross. Why would you throw an upside down cross in people's face like that? It's called lesser magic. Is it? Counting coup. Is it? The occultists believe that if you show it in a model first and show people and they don't understand what's happening, that you get even more power over them when you actually carry out the act. So Alex spends a lot of time in this episode complaining about Melinda Gates wearing this upside down cross necklace, which he's
Starting point is 00:26:39 determined is satanic and lesser magic. Of course. In that clip, Alex asked why someone would wear an upside down cross. So I figured I might help him understand that. Okay. Maybe they're Catholic. The upside down cross is the symbol of Saint Peter, who is the forefather of the pope. As the story goes, Peter was crucified upside down because he was too humble to be killed in the same manner as Jesus. And thus the upside down cross became his symbol, an important one for the Catholic Church. There is no satanic route to the upside down cross in real life. That's just something for movies and imagery that's used by like metal and punk bands. The fact that Alex goes on and on about this and never once mentions the cross of Saint Peter
Starting point is 00:27:17 really leads me to believe that he has very little familiarity with Christianity. I haven't been to church in years and I know that stuff. Legitimately, everything else he talks about comes from movies. So why shouldn't we be surprised to learn that a lot of these religious ideas do too? Yeah, totally. Also, in case you're curious, Melinda Gates is very public about her Catholic faith. He brought up some great points. Thank you, Alex. All right, we're gonna have to end the show. We're gonna have to end the show when this is going down. Fuck you. This is the best. We're we're one step away from morning zoo crew. Yep. You've got a sound board now. You're just
Starting point is 00:27:58 not quite not quite. I still need to find I need to get an actual sound board. Oh, God, supposed to just scrolling around. Oh, no. So yeah, I mean, she's Catholic. It's a symbol of the Catholic Church. Yeah, this is bullshit. Well, so this leads into Alex talking about other symbols because he knows a lot. Are we really doing? Are we really doing better? The peace symbol is at least a 10,000 year old Norse symbol for death. Now by itself, it means death with a circle around it. It means total death. A ritual of death, a covenant of death. They don't tell you that on wiki lakes though, ladies and gentlemen, why would they like a PD? Excuse me. Why would they tell you that this
Starting point is 00:28:48 is a symbol of total death to tree that's dead as a circle. It means complete. The circle is now complete. Okay. The symbol was created by a Christian pacifist artist named Gerald Holtam back in 1958. 10,000 years ago. His inspiration for the symbol was twofold. As discussed in a profile on him in the week, part of the inspiration was the naval semaphore flags. The flag code for N and D combined to form the peace sign, which was meant to stand for nuclear disarmament. The other part was, quote, I was in despair, deep despair. I drew myself, the representative of an individual in despair with hands, palms outstretched, outwards and downwards in the manner of Goya's peasant before the firing squad. I formalized
Starting point is 00:29:34 the drawing into a line and put a circle around it. It was ridiculous at first, and such a puny thing. The symbol was adopted by the anti-war protesters and hippies, and we all know where I went from there. The most popular north symbol for death is the Valknut, which is three triangles intersecting, and it literally looks nothing like a peace sign. Alex is probably thinking of Yggdrasil, which is the north symbol that involves a tree in a circle. This does not symbolize death, however. It symbolizes the connection of all things and sometimes called the tree of life. Also, it doesn't really look like a peace symbol. Honestly, this is just kind of sad. Alex is just making shit up, which is nothing new, but he's being a stupid blowhard about the symbology. It's
Starting point is 00:30:13 just the most pathetic direction to take your fake expertise in. Even if you're right, you've not proven anything. Do you know the worst? He's not right. No, no, no, the worst one. The worst one, the most demonic one is when Kellogg's co-opted a ten thousand year old symbol of Captain Crunch, and that obviously symbolizes the destruction of what was upper mouth. That was a Phoenician. That was exactly. Yeah, that ruins your gums. That's the main issue that I have with Captain Crunch. There's an ancient Phoenician text that warns you against the cotton candy version of Captain Crunch, though. Don't try the Crunch Berries. So we get to this next clip. And Alex, I mean, he's, you know, he's just got a lot of news to get to. There's a lot of news
Starting point is 00:31:01 I want to get to here and a lot of things I want to cover. We're going to be doing that. Are we? Are we? Buddy. Buddy. Buddy. Buddy. I don't know, but we'll get to it. There we go. I have to go find the right clubs. That's why I'm going to take off a few days this week, and I'm going to be up here working on this, this, this Bill Gates family to make just so I can get the clips on over there and just get the damn clubs and just do it. Super excited for this. Bill Gates documentary. Just got to get the clips that are there and just do it. I got to fucking see about that. Look forward to our next end game episode coming out once Alex releases this documentary about Bill Gates. He's never going to release very excited.
Starting point is 00:31:55 I am going to spend the time on my show right now that I could be using to get the news out to you by just telling you that there will be a documentary that I am thinking about doing, but have not done yet and probably won't ever do and like I'm going to leave the show. I'm going to get out of here. I got to get out of here. I got to work on this document. I got to find the clips that I don't know where they are and I can't find and I don't want to do this. You got a great production staff going. It's really good. This conversation so regularly on air as he tried CC all of his producers on the on the help. So Alex needs, you know, just he needs to get to this news though. You know, like there's so much news about the upside down cross. Wow.
Starting point is 00:32:34 It turns out that the first piece of news is like about himself because of course it is of course there were a bunch of articles Thursday and Friday about myself in a secret service investigation and I found it on Saturday. No big deal. It's just that I have to remember every day to type my name in and then see what the stuff is. If not, my house could burn down. I wouldn't know about it. I mean, hell, my whole Austin can blow up. You know, we wouldn't probably report on it. That's just how it is. And that's good because we're not pretentious globalists around here. What? This was a pretty big story and it ties into a bunch of stuff. So who knows, I might get to that and I might get to a couple other important things here. Who knows? Probably not. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Okay. We got a big sale. We ran last week. All right. It's a listen. I I'm just not going to do my job. I'm not going to do it. I'm just not going to do it. I am going to do my real job, which is selling this fucking product. Well, I got to do my real job. Right. So Alex hinted there that he's going to take some time off. Yes. And so he gets back to that here in this next clip. This is so epic. What's going on that I'm going to take some days off. I was going to take off Wednesday. I'm taking off tomorrow now. I already told the crew it's because
Starting point is 00:33:59 because what I got to go lay out the sun. I got to go high. I got to spend time with my children and I got to lock my cell phone up and just not do any work. I was going to come in and work on a film just because you can't drag me away, but I'm not going to even do that now spoiler alert. He does not follow through with any of this his earlier statement was I'm going to not be here to work on that and now he's not even going to work on that spoiler alert. I don't think any of this happens. Alex does not do his show regularly for most of the week, but he also is there. So I don't know what are we doing? I got to take time off to tan. I love it. I love it. You failure. So Alex is like, I got to fucking get out of
Starting point is 00:34:41 here, man. I don't know. I don't want to do this. This is senioritis. Yeah. Yeah, and he gets in like this is where everything falls apart because look to his credit. Alex is not making up what he ends up yelling about and that is the Alan Dershowitz didn't interview where he said that vaccines should be mandatory. Everybody should be forced to get vaccines. Yeah, I'm fine with that. I don't know how much Alan Dershowitz has control over this. I'm going to go with none. Maybe, but it makes Alex really mad. Bill Gates doesn't have to worry about guns because I fire projectiles of truth. The last thing I want is anything happened to Dershowitz. It's you, Dershowitz, that's coming with your vaccine telling me I will submit. You got me on air now. Did you delay
Starting point is 00:35:30 that out? You're trying to attack me. So here is that unedited. And Bill Gates doesn't have to worry about guns because I fire projectiles of truth. And the last thing I want is anything happened to Dershowitz. It's you, Dershowitz, that's coming with your vaccine telling me I will submit. You're assaulting me, asshole. You goddamn fucking piece of shit. All right. See, I told you I can't be on air now. Did you delay that out? I may have to go off air right now. You're trying to attack me. What a baby. Wow. Wow. I don't know. Oh boy. Oh boy. Formative anger is somehow turning into regular anger and then back into performative anger. Yeah, it's a weird. That's a weird gray area because obviously really mad, but also some of it is
Starting point is 00:36:31 clearly amped up. Yeah, effect. Yeah, and none of it's real. So there's that. I don't know. I mean like what it tells me to is that Alex is not concerned about radio stations. No, no, no, not really at all. No, because otherwise you'd be much more careful about swearing on air, which could get you giant fines totally on radio stations or get you just kicked off the stations. Yeah, you do it too much. So Alex is really mad at Dershowitz and this this goes on a little bit longer. It's it's quite a breakdown. He yells a lot about Alan Dershowitz. He just can't help it. Cause you got a one inch pecker. Okay. See, it's a family show, but I just have the nearest.
Starting point is 00:37:22 I'm the opposite of an actor, folks. That doesn't sound right. But it's a family show. Yeah, you got a one inch dick. You got a one inch pecker, buddy. Family show. I'm not going to dwell too long in the world of Alex yelling at Dershowitz because I don't care. Fuck Dershowitz too. So Alex gets into finally talking about this secret service story and this is so fucking funny. Okay, I probably believe everything Alex is saying in this about this story. Okay, because that's new because the reality is so pathetic. Oh no. Here's the first part of the story, but I did have the secret service approach me and I was at the RNC and the night they tried to approach me, I had been drinking and I didn't even meet with them because I've been up all day and I didn't do it
Starting point is 00:38:11 and they were kind of insulted. So then they approached Joe Biggs and Biggs is like, yes, he's got a black ambulance. He's having seizures every hour and they say, we've got reporters, we've got to follow and I go, Biggs, I believe you. But I said, I want to meet with the secret service. And they said, well, you didn't go to the meeting or whatever. And I said, okay, man, I was tired. It was like nine at night. I'm being totally off by everything right now. And I don't drink that much now. I think a lot of times I quit for months and months, but I did get a little sauce that night. They wanted to meet with me. So Alex, okay, the secret service want to meet with him around the RNC, but because he was partying, he was too drunk to meet with them
Starting point is 00:38:48 that they were offended. So we're basically dealing with the night where he couldn't even give his keynote speech. He was so drunk so early. That was CPAC. Oh, that's right. I would be like the now I remember. Yeah. Yeah. Was that the no that wasn't the deplorable right where he was rambling around about peeing on a tree and how we're at Lantus. Yeah, we are at Lantus. Yeah. So he does end up eventually making contact with the secret service good because they're concerned that he has information about a plot to assassinate Trump. Right. And so you would think that maybe Alex has some deep intel or somebody's told him something. Could be. He explains what his information is and it's so lame. So the secret service calls up and I invited him over. They
Starting point is 00:39:34 said, yeah, we might come over, but they didn't. And they just said, can you send us where these threats are being made? I'm like, are you joking? You don't know Phil mud threatened. So the guys at foggy bottom are going to go after Trump. The government's going to kill this guy. He goes, no, he really said that and I said, yeah, I'll send it to you. So I did. I don't know those guys got secret service visits, but if you're like an auto part salesman and you say you're going to kill the president, you get a visit. So Alex just sent them a link to that CNN or MSNBC interview that he yells about all the time. Sure. This is apparently the extent of the secret service interview that was in the headlines. So he was too drunk to meet with the RNC that they finally make contact
Starting point is 00:40:12 with him. He's like, oh yeah, you see this film out interview. Wow. I I'm flabbergasted. I can believe that that I can believe as well. Yes. Yes, that I absolutely believe. Do you guys have this widely publicly available information that everybody's already talked about for a while? If you don't guess what Phil mud is coming to kill the president. Alex thinks like this is proof that he uncovered an actual plot. Oh man. This dude is I love it is lost lost in his imagination. I love it. So Alex has an interview with Dan Lyman from Europe Wars, which is you know just basically a I don't know. It seems like every time he's on all they want to talk about is like how immigrants are invaders. Sure. Sure. Sure. And so Alex gets to talking about how
Starting point is 00:41:01 you know the lockdowns that have been going on. Turns out they haven't made people love government, which is weird. The WHO directed lockdown convenient for communist China and Hong Kong and Taiwan with Macron. That was super unpopular. But but look at Spain. They've now got numbers out. The government's even more unpopular after lockdown. So they thought this lockdown would make folks love the government. Looks like it's backfiring. So one of Alex's big narratives about the motives for the globalists releasing this bio weapon was that there was unrest in places like China. There was momentum growing around like the yellow vests. Because the globalists were scared of this stuff, they enacted this lockdown to make people unable to
Starting point is 00:41:38 protest, according to Alex's very stupid childlike mind. This is a dumb theory. And the reason it's so dumb is because Alex believes that everyone's convictions are just as flimsy as his own. All of his political positions are completely changeable, depending on what he needs to support that day. So he just assumes consciously or subconsciously that everyone else is the same way. Well, they're doing what we're doing and we're doing what they're doing because we're doing what they're doing. Any evil group worth their salt would know that that plan would really only work in the very short term and it wouldn't be worth the trouble. No villain would consider that plan. So now we have Alex reporting that numbers from Spain that the government is not
Starting point is 00:42:15 popular have come out, which seems to run counter to his narrative that the lockdowns were meant to crush dissent. Instead of considering that maybe he just made that narrative up and it's based on nothing except his imagination. He reports it is proof that the globalist plan is backfiring and this is a really good demonstration of why this pattern of thinking has no way out things that prove or disprove your arbitrary narratives can be used to support your narrative. It's basically the same thing as Alex predicting globalists are going to kill Trump in the next few weeks. And then when it doesn't happen, he can claim he stopped it presumably by telling the Secret Service about a CNN interview. Yeah, that'll do it. So I mean, that's that's the way
Starting point is 00:42:51 this stuff works. You should have pointed him to the guys who are poisoning his coax every night. Now there's a plot to kill Trump. Well, I'm sure Roger ran that up the flagpole. Yeah, I assume so. Yeah. So Alex, I don't care about him and Dan Lyman doing this immigrant baiting bashing stuff. It's it's nonsense. Get the fuck out of here. But there are some fun things that end up getting said in that interview like Alex's new policy on commerce. They need us. We don't need them. That's what I'm saying. Don't give folks. I won't give a leftist organization. I look up things restaurants, anything who's owns it now. If they have any globalist affiliation leftist, I will I will go hungry before I give them $1. Absolutely shop local. Make sure you're checking
Starting point is 00:43:34 for for for Made in America and definitely look for the Made in China and avoid Made in China at all costs. Don't support that regime any longer. And you know, if you have to buy it from buy something made in Vietnam, if you have to go for that, that rest, I like thrift shops and stuff. But I literally go in them now and I go, are you a bunch of leftists? They're like, no, we're not. And one good thing is a lot of leftist right now are still act like they're leftists. But behind the scenes, they go, oh, we hate it. We get it. Okay. I don't believe any of this. Alex is just making up a bunch of shit about all I check to see if businesses are globalists. I think it might be interesting for him to go so far in anti immigrant baiting that he actually
Starting point is 00:44:13 does what I would recommend, which is shop locally and avoid mass produced products that take advantage of labor in other countries. It is interesting. Yeah. I don't know. I think all that's made up the idea that these supposed leftists that are at thrift shops who are acting like leftists, but they fucking hate it secretly. They're like, nah, I love Trump. Trump is huge for the thrift industry. Whatever. So Alex gets into a headline. The backlash has begun, but it's begun massive ridicule in England where you know a man helps a woman fix her car, gives him a kiss on the cheek. The police see that image of love and decency and normality and they want to arrest him and it creates that final moment of backlash or so this story
Starting point is 00:45:00 sounded really dumb. So I decided to look into it. Yeah. First, let me say that even if you help fix someone's car and feel like making a loving gesture towards the person who's car you fixed, don't fucking kiss them on the cheek. There's a decent chance they don't want you to and it's pretty creepy. All things considered. You may not know this Jordan, but there's a rash of cheek kissing related crime going on. I did not know that. Yes. That is something I very much did not know in February at 37 year old Bakersfield man was arrested after he grabbed a 15 year old girl and kissed her on the cheek. All right. Well, that's a good arrestable offense. Yeah. Actually, that story is really wild because he ended up writing his phone number on her hand. All right,
Starting point is 00:45:36 and then her parents saw that and told her to call him and set up a meeting. Wow. Family members showed up with Mason tasers. That's good. They citizens arrested him. All right called the police. All right. Okay. So we're we're to catch a predator and go worst predator to catch a predator. Yeah, he's a shitty predator. So in September 2019, a man in Kentucky was arrested for harassment after he kissed a local news reporter on the cheek on live TV. Jesus. In March 2019, a man in Arlington broke into a woman's house and she woke up to him kissing her on the cheek, which led to unlawful entry assault and battery charges. Yeah. Yeah. There were way more stories about cheek kissing related crime in the past year than I would have imagined. We got to get somebody to get
Starting point is 00:46:19 right out. I like face masks now. I want full like let's get those spit guards and everything too. Whatever the case, Alex doesn't have the story right here. This is about a lorry driver who'd gotten stuck under a low bridge. A woman in her 70s helped guide him out of being stuck. And after he got out, he approached her and kissed her on the cheek. A lot of people online were making fun of the Derbyshire police's tweet about it that said quote, we are appealing for help to identify a man who kissed a woman on the cheek to thank her for helping him when his lorry became stuck under a low bridge. People were saying this is the police state. Can a man not kiss a lady on the cheek anymore? And of course, the police released a statement that made the situation very
Starting point is 00:46:56 clear. Quote, we issued an appeal for information this morning after a woman was kissed on the cheek in an unwanted gesture from a man she did not know. The incident left the woman who is in her 70s very distressed, especially at a time when close contact with strangers is to be avoided. She reported it to us and in the law, it falls under the sexual offenses act of 2003. The police would straight up not give a single fuck about this if the woman had not reported it. She felt violated by the gesture and the police were just taking her report seriously and trying to handle the situation. Like, think about this. Who exactly is Alex making fun of here? That's important to remember because he thinks he's targeting the police here,
Starting point is 00:47:35 like they're overreacting and offended by a cheek kiss. But in reality, when he's covering a story like this this way, in effect, he's mocking this 70 year old lady. To Alex, she doesn't have the right to not thankfully accept the kiss of a stranger. Alex is lying about what the story is in order to make people mad about it. But if they do get mad about it, the thing in the real world they're mad about is this 70 year old woman having boundaries. Yeah, that's the real world part of this that any anger directed towards this story is funneled towards in reality because the fake version of it doesn't exist. I just I just can't I just can't handle people. How do you? How do you not like the first thing I think of whenever I think of that story is
Starting point is 00:48:20 why the fuck are you kissing her on the cheek? How are you? Do you not know? Like, we're in social distancing like even then just like at best, you know, elbow, elbow handshake, something like that. Right. Don't don't fucking kiss a 70 year old high risk woman on the cheek. That's insane. Yeah. And little glimpses like this of little stories that Alex is misreporting are really important to remember because there's like there's there's hundreds of them. Yeah, there's just so many that they're just fingerprints of how bad a job he does on everything. Like he's just really not good at this. Thank you. So I'm a boy. It's never not going to be hilarious.
Starting point is 00:49:09 So in this next clip, Alex discusses how he and info wars had appealed or they applied for the small business money. Of course they did. Of course. What's funny about this is Alex is pretending they did it as a test. Sure. See how the system works. Sure. By the way, as a test, we did it. It took and I even hired a law firm to do it. As a test, as a test, three weeks to get logged into the business thing, which costs us tons of money. And the way it all set up is we can't even get the money in force. And I wasn't going to take it, but we couldn't even get it. Jeff Bezos got thirty three billion dollars. So yeah. All right, Alex, you weren't going to take it. Yeah, my my I. S. You weren't going to Alex doesn't take money whenever it's for
Starting point is 00:49:52 ideological purposes. And I just did it as a tax rejects money that he you know, just as a journalistic endeavor. Absolutely. Yeah, man. Oh, this is my oldest brother is a died in the wool hates socialists and conservatism. And I don't think he's into Q, but he's Q adjacent. And he would he was telling me about how he's on unemployment right now. And I just wanted to throw my phone into a lake. Like I just wanted to toss it into the lake. I can't handle that level of well. I mean, if I need it, I'll take it like right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you idiot. You should start to get it. Yeah. Yeah. No, of course not. So there was a video going around that is frustrating. I'm sorry. It's like my dad being like, Hey, these medical bills would be
Starting point is 00:50:43 terrible if I didn't have Medicare. Right. Well, obviously I don't want people to have health insurance. Yeah, we are an idiot. Yeah. So there was a video going around that people were mocking and it was Alex with some water noodles on his head. Sure. And it turns out I think that was from the war room because it's not on this episode. But Alex does talk about what clearly inspired that. And it's those videos or pictures that you see of people at like cafes with water noodles on their head. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The six foot. Yeah. Yeah. So communist China a month ago had kids wearing Styrofoam noodles on their heads. We're like, Oh, look at the Chinese Communist. And now this is what goes on in America. And now in Europe, public communication
Starting point is 00:51:27 cafe makes customers wear stupid hats to enforce social distancing. Well, they're not calling it fish tells the dumbest fucking people on earth. Family show. You know, I don't normally use non Kings English here, but you seem to be a lot today. Yeah. So all right, dumbest fucking people on earth. Today must have been a bad day for him. Seems like a bad day. Yeah. You should take a nap or eat a Snickers or just get off your ship. Yeah. You said earlier you just burn your studio to the ground. Yeah. So Alex does not get off there. But yeah, I mean, I guess eventually he does. Sure. But yeah, in this last clip from May 18th, he talks about how great band dot video is doing. Well, I knew band dot video would be big, but it's getting really big. We got lots of videos
Starting point is 00:52:11 like every day with a million views or more. And it's all these band medical doctors heads of virology at Rockefeller hospital and heads of virology in Australia and heads of us, you know, bell prize winners for virology coming out and saying COVID-19 to hoax. They'll have a million, 10 million, 15 million views. They get banned. I just have the crew. I go, Hey, any medical doctor you see with a half million views, they'll be banned. Go ahead and grab it. And we have it. Let me post it. What's what's absent from that telling of the story is permission. Yeah. But I don't know. I have no idea if these people have agreed to allow them to repost stuff. I don't know if they haven't. That's pretty shitty. But does he think their views come with him?
Starting point is 00:52:55 You know, like, Oh, they got half a million on YouTube. That means that when I repost it, I already have half a million hits on that. Yeah, I don't know. But what are you saying is absolutely not true. Cause there's a complete lie about band dot video. Alex remains the most popular thing on that website with his shows getting around a hundred thousand views with some getting up to around 170,000. There's some anomalies that I saw like a little clip that he made that was pro Tucker Carlson that got about 290,000, but it gets really, really sad, really fast when you leave Alex's channel. Owen Shawyer's war room episode from May 20th is sitting at 1500 views as I prepare this episode and his show from the 19th is only at 7500. He's killing it.
Starting point is 00:53:35 David Knight's numbers are comparably depressing. Robert Barnes's show is actually doing a little better than Alex's main network shows pulling in between 12 and 20,000 views. Good work, Barnes. Paul Joseph Watson. His videos are surprisingly low in views, but that's just because he's still on YouTube. So it doesn't need that dump site. Alex recently gave David Ike a channel and that doesn't seem to have been taken off or taken off nearly as well as expected. Most of his videos are sitting under 25,000 views. Sure. There's exactly one video I could find with more than a million views and has 1.4 million. This is not something Alex made. It's just something that he took from someone else. It's a reposting of pandemic. There we go. Hey, that is all he's
Starting point is 00:54:18 talking about. How about that? The rest of the site is a depressing disaster. Great. I mean, the numbers aren't bad. If you're like an indie creator trying to get some steam going, but Alex is a multimillionaire on year 26 in the media industry. This is pathetic, but I guess congratulations to Alex for reposting someone else's documentary and getting a million views on it. Really a strong indication that things are working out in house for you for a while. Yeah. His, his content is really picking up. I mean, not his content, his stolen content, you know, like 1776 is 1984 and Hillary for prison. Yeah. Yeah. So now we get to May 19th. This show is fascinating to me because I'm going to just give you a spoiler alert. Alex leaves
Starting point is 00:54:58 halfway through it without even saying he's leaving. Sure. That's great. He doesn't even try to leave. I love it. He just leaves. He just goes. It's very weird. I like an Irish goodbye on your own show. That's fun. Yeah. And he starts out pretty hot. None of the Rockefellers measured up after David Rockefeller. He was in charge until his early nineties and died at what 99 a few years ago after his seventh heart transplant fail. And the globalists really don't believe in just passing on power through royalty unless someone rises to the occasion. Well, the decision was made to make Bill Gates the head of the New World Order about 12 years ago as best I can tell as best you can tell. Reportedly, this is 35 years after he
Starting point is 00:55:43 became a demon as best you can. Get the fuck out of here. I can tell client like site anything from my from reverse engineering the present. I can tell you that it was about 12 years ago. Good. Good for you. Alex is about to bake a dozen years ago in my imagination right around when Obama got elected. That was when Bill Gates was made the head of the Illuminati. Now I'll let you in on a secret. The globalists don't believe in passing power down through like royalty except let's cut back to any time in my previous history when I said the globalist passed down wealth and power through that's why he hates Anderson Cooper right because he's a Vanderbilt. He's been last what are you fucking doing? They don't believe you fuck off. There's no such thing as dynastic
Starting point is 00:56:26 power among the globalists except for the globalists or the Rothschild lineage and all the 13 bloodlines. Okay, which is it? Yeah, dumb dumb pick one. Yep. So Alex has to do this show. I think he probably would have taken off maybe. I don't know maybe. I mean, he said he was going to take off. He did say a day before on the 18th. He said he's taking the rest of the week off. Yeah, or at least a few days. No, he's in studio, but I think it's because fucking idiot ass Trump got on TV and said he was taking hydroxychloroquine. Yeah, that one's on the afternoon of the 18th. So now Alex has got to spin it. He's got to rationalize. I have never seen a more clear cut etched in stone
Starting point is 00:57:09 teaching moment to show complete crystal clear fraud. But a Rosetta stone, a skeleton key, a masterclass, a masterpiece of on its face lies, treason, arrogance, deception, and that's true of ignorance and superstition and fear of ideas and fear of communication, which the universities have now been inverted from the pentacle of empowering humanity to the pentagram of inverting a silencing debate. Pentacle. Hydroxychloroquine is one of the only known treatments that actually works for respiratory illnesses. It's also known as a cure for malaria and a preventative. It's also known as one of the only treatments of off drug that works in lupus.
Starting point is 00:58:12 And there are hundreds and hundreds of studies that hydroxychloroquine when taken in the first stages of a coronavirus COVID-19 infection is 100% effective. So Alex makes a few points there that I'd like to address. He says that hydroxychloroquine is one of the only known treatments that works for respiratory illness. So I consulted RT magazine about this claim, which does not stand for Russia today. It's actually respiratory therapy. In their article, quote, pharmacological treatment of respiratory disorders, you may be surprised to learn that neither hydroxychloroquine nor chloroquine comes up. There are so many medications that are used to treat respiratory illnesses. And those two are not on the list. Just think about
Starting point is 00:58:54 all the inhaler based things like albuterol, then you know, add some corticosteroids and all sorts of other meds. And you have an idea of the different strategies doctors have to deal with respiratory conditions. Yeah, but those are all based on hydrochloroquine. No hydroxychloroquine. There are definitely uses for hydroxychloroquine, but respiratory conditions is not relevant on that list. Alex is just making that up. He says that it's used for malaria, which is true. Alex has earned a little pat on the head for that. He then says that it's known as one of the only off drugs that works for lupus. And I have no idea what an off drug is or what he's trying to say. It's an off drug. No idea. You know, it's a drug that's off. It is true that hydroxychloroquine
Starting point is 00:59:31 is prescribed for lupus under the name Placanel. That's really one of the big reasons why it's a bad idea to cause a run on this medication because it's only going to hurt people who need it for their conditions. But Alex doesn't seem to understand or care about that dynamic. Either way, anti-malarial drugs are only part of the approach towards managing lupus. Treatment and management lupus is a complicated game. And if you go to lupus.org, you can read up on the various medications that are used to help people with the condition, including steroids, anti-inflammatories, and anti-quaggulants. Alex's claim that hydroxychloroquine is one of the only treatments for lupus is painfully reductive and a pretty strong indication that he has no idea what he's talking about.
Starting point is 01:00:10 He then goes on to assert that there are hundreds and hundreds of studies that show that the medication is perfect in its effectiveness, provided that it's taken in the early stages after catching the coronavirus. There aren't hundreds of stories about chloroquine and coronavirus, period. He's just making that shit up. Most of the recent studies show that it is not effective at all and possibly dangerous. A few days before Alex recorded this episode, two new studies were published in BMJ, which, quote, found that when compared with standard treatment, the use of hydroxychloroquine did not increase the likelihood of virus elimination in Chinese patients with mild to moderate COVID-19, nor did it have any effect on reducing
Starting point is 01:00:48 admissions to intensive care or death in French patients with more severe illness. Both studies found a higher rate of adverse events in patients treated with the drug. I understand that it's Alex's job to run Trump defense whenever he says something stupid or dangerous, you know, to pretend that there's some kind of hidden reality wherein Trump is actually right and the people criticizing him are the stupid ones, but this is too much. Trump straight up went on TV and said he was taking hydroxychloroquine, which is just madness. He's either lying, which is absurd and very hard to guess why a person would do that, or he's telling the truth and either has COVID-19 or thinks without any evidence that taking it will protect him from
Starting point is 01:01:25 getting infected. There's nothing I can say about this. Trump is throwing around weird claims that if people, you know, they take his lead, could lead to them getting hurt or killed. And Alex is right there licking the boots and coming up with completely nonsensical rationalizations where I Trump said that stupid thing and it's actually secretly smart. What a fucking loser. Take the day off asshole. Yeah, that's I isn't that a crime? Can you I can't you? Isn't that making false medical claims? I guess that he's not selling hydroxychloroquine. I still think you could probably get in trouble. I think you should get trouble definitive statements. Yeah, we might get too later.
Starting point is 01:02:01 Yeah. Oh my God. What is everybody stupid? Everyone's done. Everybody's stupid. I heard Trump say that and I was just like, this is what this is what being beaten feels like, because I heard him say that and I was like, I guess fine. The end. There's a sinking feeling of like, I can't stop that. Yep. No, I'm at the end of 1984. Fuck it. Fuck it. And don't give a shit. So Alex is thrilled that Trump is saying he's taking it because he believes that there's some sort of a preventative efficacy that it has, which is why not really on par with it. They come out and say the president is a fraud and a liar and a scammer when he makes accurate decision with his own personal doctor to take it preventatively with
Starting point is 01:02:47 zinc. My God. And Trump decided to knock out his bacterial flora and took a Z pack up front. Hope he's taking probiotics to replace them. But yeah, around people he's with. I get it because they could hit him with some weaponized version. So what is the CIA? That means some leftist arm of it. This is out of any fear. CIA, please ignore Trump's medical advice on coronavirus. Yeah, who are you a doctor? You're not Bill Gates. You're not Alan Dershowitz. You know that tell us their doctors. Trump's not a doctor. He's only playing one on TV. Watch the post. Trump's not a doctor. Trump urges coronavirus patients to take unproven drug. How dare him? So this is a top story everywhere. And they're saying he's a fraud,
Starting point is 01:03:34 impeach him. The Democrats are calling for hearings. So as I understand it, there are some hearings that are happening right now about the government's response to the virus. But I don't think any I've heard anyone say that it's leading to impeachment. I think Alex is conflating this stuff and the house's ongoing investigation into the instances of possible obstruction of justice that were in the Mueller report. There is no impeachment coming. But we've now reached the point in Alex Jones' career where he's cheerleading for the president of the federal government, telling his followers that it's a good idea to take a medication that's been in no way proven to be effective and is possibly dangerous. I really thought this guy hated the federal government
Starting point is 01:04:08 and was intrinsically distrustful of a singular executive. So weird how his career is shaken out, almost like he never really believed any of that shit he yelled into a bullhorn. I will say that he's super lucky that his audience is too dumb to realize that that switch happened because to anyone who's paying attention, this is fucking ridiculous. I I'm just so terrified that Trump is going to wind up killing himself via his own stupidity. And then the right wing is going to turn that into he was assassinated. And then we're all going to fucking die in a civil war. I mean, like that's my fear now. My fear is Trump is so stupid. He's going to die and kill us all. I do think. I mean, I don't know how likely that is, but I will say that if by some quirk or some
Starting point is 01:04:52 weird awful coincidence, he does end up dying through some unhealthiness or some just natural causes. Yeah, absolutely. It's going to be a conspiracy. Yeah. No, totally. Totally. I know that much. This is how we're going to get the granddaughter of Martin Luther King Jr. in the White House. Oh no. That's what's going to happen. Time travel. That's the only thing that makes sense. Those time travelers were dead on. So it turns out Alex believes that the coronavirus, I guess he might not think it's a virus. I don't know where he stands on. I don't know. But he's saying in this next clip that it's a deficiency of vitamin D. Basically, folks, they have people under criminal investigation or SWAT teaming medical doctors
Starting point is 01:05:32 that give patients vitamin C because they don't want you to know that it's a disease of vitamin deficiency. Zinc, D3, vitamin C, major Yahoo News, AP last week admitted it. They did a huge EU study and found everyone that died of COVID-19 was deficient in D3. So Alex is a little off about this. For one, I'm not sure what he thinks is a EU study. I don't know what that means. But there was a study that came out on May 7th from Northwestern University, which analyzed patient data from 10 countries and found that, quote, patients from countries with high COVID-19 mortality rates had lower levels of vitamin D compared to patients in countries that were not as severely affected. The head of research of Vadim Bakman said, quote, Well, I think it's important for people to know
Starting point is 01:06:19 that vitamin D deficiency may play a role in mortality. We don't need to push vitamin D on everybody. This needs further study. And I hope our work will stimulate interest in this area. The data also may illuminate the mechanism of mortality, which if proven could lead to new therapeutic targets. The theory that Bakman has is that having higher levels of vitamin D could reduce the risk of complications, but that a lot of people would still be dying from the virus. Nothing in this study demonstrated that everyone who died had vitamin D deficiency. Alex is just making that up. There are some other studies on this subject, but they're even further from what Alex is talking about. So I assume that's not what he's pulling from. I have no idea. This is
Starting point is 01:06:59 like an interesting area to be looked into, but that study is not even peer reviewed yet. So we will see what comes from it after further examination. Either way, literally no one is saying that vitamin D could be an effective treatment for this. Just that there may be a correlation between lower vitamin D and higher complication probability. That's the essential piece in this. Alex is translating that into everyone who died at vitamin D deficiency. That's not. I can find no evidence that's true. I have a hard time believing that the information there does not also coincide with less privileged populations in terms of vitamins and and all of that. It's very possible malnourished people are probably more likely to die as well. It's
Starting point is 01:07:43 very possible. So that's something that would be born out by further study. Yeah, exactly. Possibly. I just feel like screaming all the time. Dan, you can't make that up. That's mean. That's mean to me. The doctor who got arrested that Alex is talking about is a guy named Charles Mach and he ran a Detroit clinic and literally claimed that high dose IV vitamin C infusions would protect people from catching the virus. He was committing fraud and apparently also committing Medicare fraud. Sure. According to a Daily Beast article about his arrest, quote, one cooperating witness who is an employee told authorities that five employees who tested positive for COVID-19 continued to work and treat patients. At least one of them was assigned by Mach to treat COVID-19
Starting point is 01:08:23 patients because that employee quote had already contracted the virus. This is not so much a problem about Dr. Giving's people vitamin C. It's more the fraud aspect that the courts are concerned about. That's weirdly so often the problem with Alex. He misses the forest for the trees. No one cares about a doctor giving someone vitamin C. They care if they do it in a fraudulent way. In the same way, no one cares if you kiss someone on the cheek. So long as they want to be kissed on the cheek, Alex seems incapable of understanding context, which makes sense that you know whatever that's not news. I think you can also get him on an attempted murder charge. If he's if he's letting people who have COVID night, if he's directly attempted manslaughter. Yeah, that's some serious
Starting point is 01:09:06 shit right there. But also that to be fair, that is just what the witness alleges. Sure. Sure. I'm not entirely sure if that witness is correct, but that's proven. I'm just saying that if I'm hearing that I'm giving it a I'm putting it on the list. Jesus. So here's where all this starts to get really troubling. Alex makes a claim that I think I'm glad that this is where it all starts to get troubling. Everything prior to this is Alex makes a claim that I think is a little bit maybe past what he should be saying. The president's taken much to go. Oh, yeah, the studies saying the doctors tell me this hydroxychloroquine is great because it loads the cells. You don't need it, folks. You take 10 times the daily allowance. That's safe.
Starting point is 01:09:49 I looked into it had doctors on the show. Long term, not good for your kidneys, but during this you take 100 milligrams of zinc. You're in like Flynn if you've got the D three in the C, but they can't get in the virus. The viruses cannot get into cells and cannot replicate when you have zinc load. Fake fake fake fake. That sounds pretty bad. Considering that we all know that Alex sells zinc supplements. So the A to B on this is pretty obvious. Even if Alex isn't saying this shit in the same time as he's plugging the real red pill, it's still a reality that he sells zinc and has marketed these products as things that have zinc. And he's literally said on the show that right now that if you make a dose on zinc, you won't get the coronavirus. I really
Starting point is 01:10:35 don't think that's legal. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he should be arrested like like a certain least that we're fine. No, yeah. No, this should be this should be immediate dismissal from the air and yeah. According to a 1990 study in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition quote at low intakes, but at amounts well in excess of the recommended daily allowance, which is a parenthetically to 100 to 300 milligrams of zinc per day versus the RDA of 15 milligrams evidence of induced copper deficiency with attended symptoms of anemia and neuro neutropenia as well as impaired immune function and averse effects on the ratio of low density lipoprotein to high density lipoprotein cholesterol have been reported. So there are issues with just
Starting point is 01:11:20 the amount that Alex is describing like and not necessarily long term taking of it. Yeah, there could be like you could get anemia, you could get copper deficiency, your immune function could be impaired based on the 100 milligram dose of zinc that he's recommending. He has no business making these kind of recommendations. Alex. Servatives would rather kill themselves than listen to a real doctor. Probably yeah. Alex is telling his listeners that it's totally cool to do something that's potentially dangerous and maybe possibly lethal in order to convince them that he has the answer as to how to avoid getting the coronavirus. It's really hard for me to imagine anyone acting more irresponsibly than this given the circumstances. This is very
Starting point is 01:12:01 depressing. It's pretty depressing. That's really depressing. Fuck off, man. That's really depressed. Fuck off. Play that. Play that clip where he agrees with me. No, no, no. There isn't one. Oh, I don't get that one. Alex only agrees with me. Now here's the thing. Alex might be sounding like he's talking shit, but it turns out his doctor. Alex's doctor takes hydroxychloroquine. My family doctor takes it. I had been into a medical checkup in like three years. I went in, got the checkup and he said, I'm not worried about it. I've ordered hydroxychloroquine because it was sold out here. I got it from France. I'm like, okay, great. But I mean, I was like, don't just take zinc doc and he goes, yeah, but I want to push it in myself. I mean,
Starting point is 01:12:41 it's it's just a fact. Alex is laughing there because I think he realizes how obvious it is that his doctor is himself. Yeah. Yeah. I think he laughed because he's like, oh my god, I can't believe people believe this. This story is too fake even for me. Yeah, I have to laugh at the end of this story. Yeah, a doctor said I need to push in my cells. It's almost like I can't believe I get away with this. Yeah, I know that was that laugh. That's bullshit. Yeah, that's crazy. So Alex gets to listing his sales because he's got a big sale going on and some of this. I think if you listen carefully, sounds pretty fucking desperate. Ultimate Krill oil. But he's talking about D3. Wow. 50% off back in stock. So good for your whole body. So good for your heart,
Starting point is 01:13:24 your brain. It's amazing. You sleep so much better with it. That's my personal experience. Survival Shield X to 50% off the cleanest, best iodine out there. That is a no brainer. You got to have that. Alexa pure breeze. 100% off retail. It's got to wait. What? All out of those. Super more vitality back in stock. 35% off. Nimrix essentials hand sanitizer with essential oils. That is 50% off when you get the combo info wars live Fadilla coconut protein bars with no filler in their high quality. 50% off. No, that's 40% off. Excuse me. Eight pack power stacked 70% off. That is that cost. X three tri iodine 60% off. Those are some big, big fucking sales. That's a big sales 70% off. I'm sure he didn't mean cost with it with the water filter 100% off. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:14:15 I'm sure. Yeah, that is not what the sale is. We're going to give you a fucking water filter. You call me. I'm going to mail it to you that a forty nine ninety nine and shipping and you get a water filter. Yeah, that that's a miss speaking. Yeah, I hope so. Otherwise, go get a otherwise. I want a water filter. Also, I don't know if he's committed to stick to that sale, because he's on the show, but that would be that would be trouble. Yeah, I like it. Let's let's get the FTC involved. I wonder. Yeah, I wonder. I want my hundred percent off. I want my hundred percent off. I'm going to look into this. I might get a free water filter. I think we well. There's plenty of places to put it in here. Sure. So halfway through the first hour of the show,
Starting point is 01:14:57 Alex just starts playing a video about Bill Gates being evil that was made by this guy named James Corbett. Great. He does a YouTube thing, not Bill Corbett of MST three other guy. Yeah, so then it just plays like it in and out of commercials. It's just playing this video. Then six minutes into the second hour that wraps up and Alex is gone. He doesn't say he's leaving. He's just gone smoke bomb. Yeah. Harrison Smith and Greg Reese are hosting, which is a disaster, but I thought like it's only half an hour of this episode. I got to listen to a little bit, see if Alex comes back, see what happens, see what happens. Maybe I haven't given Harrison Smith a listen in a while. Yeah. How did it go? Oh, man. Bill Gates. Bill Gates is a supervillain.
Starting point is 01:15:40 This is my this is this is my realization. He's a literal supervillain. I actually went through and started to look at some of the most famous supervillains around these days. Oh, no. They literally sound like Bill Gates. You have, of course, from the Marvel series, you have Thanos. His whole point is I'm going to save people by killing half the people. There's too many people overpopulation. We have to cull the population, which is just literally sounds like a Bill Gates Ted talk. Oh boy. This is going to be anything real. Is anything real? This is going to be tough. Nothing is real. Everything has got to be back to what what what fictional thing this feels like to me. Yeah. We can't just deal with reality. Reality is scary, Dan. Sure. Yeah. You know what
Starting point is 01:16:23 this reminds me of? This reminds me of the Truman Show. I think people are all watching me lose my god damn mind. That's what's going on here. That's my conspiracy theory. Bill Gates put together a show. You're in on it, Dan. You must be. Yep. Totally. Okay. So I want to confirm that for you. Okay. Thank you. And then also tell you that I decided why not tee off on this fucking dork. Love it. If Alex is just going to leave in the middle of the show, I'm going to treat his other employees to the same kind of scrutiny that I usually give him. Here we go. Let's see how the bench is. This is not going to go out. Alex has got to leave. These are the aces that he calls in to fill in. Oh boy. And then of course you have this story here. Harvard scientists begin
Starting point is 01:17:06 experiment to block out the sun. This is something that Bill Gates is involved with. In fact, we have a video of this. I think we can we can go to this. This is clip number two. This is Bill Gates explaining his plan to to save the world. But number two. Do you have that? My God. We'll get that in just a second. The engineers are hard at work. He's just trying to play a clip from The Simpsons. Yeah, I was about to say. Yeah, the joke doesn't work. They play it later. It doesn't pay off. It doesn't work out. This is just very sad. Are there just cardboard cutouts of people working in the booth? Like is that what's going on? I don't. I don't know. Play clip two and everyone's like I've never even heard of clip.
Starting point is 01:17:53 It's got to be temps or something. What is going on? Yeah, this is insane. Yeah, so I'm going to skip this next clip because it's just nonsense. Harrison being stupid. I only kept it because he forgets the name of Margaret Sanger. Sure. It's like come on man. Just pretend you know what you're talking about. Pretend you care about the thing that you're covering. So Greg Reese jumps in, right? And he wants to talk about that idea about blocking out the sun. Okay, right. Here we go. And in the matrix, that's how the humans tried to beat the machines was to block out the sun and that ended up giving AI the upper hand and breeding people's batteries and stuff. It's just insane. The solutions that they come up to are just as draconian as the problems that they
Starting point is 01:18:35 think that they're solving. And again, it's like you just just type in super villain, you know, go find some lists, top 25 super villains of all time or whatever, and just read through what their plans are. And they all sound exactly like Bill Gates's plans. It's it really is a simple of that. This guy, it does not have it. I hate to be a dick, but this kid sucks on my political talk show slash news show, slash family show. I'm just going to go through some top 25 lists of super villains. They're going to go. Yeah, let's see what those look like. This guy is like sleuth or plan number one. Probably kill Superman. That sounds like Bill Gates. Let's see who else we got the Joker blow up that hospital and kill Heath Ledger. I don't know how that guy worked.
Starting point is 01:19:21 That's Bill Gates. I am going to play this clip of him talking about the thing where he forgets markets. Okay. After all, because he deserves he deserves us to actually look at some of his ideas. Otherwise, we're just going to be laughing at how many top 25 lists are we going to have to go. Not in this clip, although he does bring up some villains. All right. Here's the amazing thing. You can watch there's a interview with Mike Wallace and the creator of Planned Parenthood, whatever her demonic name is. And you know, this was in the 1950s and she was pushing population control because of overpopulation. They were terrified of overpopulation. You know, it's going to double in this long. And of course, what actually happened was that the global
Starting point is 01:19:58 population far exceeded their most dire predictions. We have way more people on earth than they ever thought was possible and things are going great, less poverty, less starvation than we ever have had before. Of course, if we'd followed their suggestions back in the 1950s, maybe, you know, the person who invented the crop technique that allowed people to be fed and allowed the population to grow, maybe they would have never been born. You just can't manipulate the human race and the way these people think that you can. So the stuff about predictions for population growth is a really complicated thing. And it's never really just about population. It's also about resources and all these things. I don't really want to get into it. I don't think he has a handle on the topic.
Starting point is 01:20:39 Also, apparently Harrison didn't get the memo that Alex is really trying to play up caring about hunger in the developing world. So it might not be a good idea for him to come on the show and say there's less starvation than ever kind of undercuts that whole we care. Yeah, you might as well have been like because the World Health Organization is willing to put more. Oh, no. Now it's funny that he forgot Margaret Sanger's name. That's hilarious. But the reason I remember that I wanted to pull this clip is because it shows me how weird this door. Karrison Smith is. I think what put me over the edges is theory. The population control measures like family planning or birth control might make it so the guy who invented some crop technique may never be born. This is so weird
Starting point is 01:21:19 on a bunch of levels for one. It implies a belief in hard pre determinism. One person was destined to make that crop technique and because their parents used a condom. Now no one gets that crop technique. See there you go. This is a super weird way to look at the world and it only makes him even more of a bummer kind of if you think about it. He was predestined to be the eighth banana at Info Wars as the ship. Everything in his life was meant to lead to him being the guy. Even I will forget about six months after Alex goes out of business. I bet he wishes his parents used a condom. The second part of this that's super weird is that to be totally sure that we don't miss out on any of these people being born who are predestined to come up with these crop techniques.
Starting point is 01:22:01 What should we do? Should all contraceptives be outlawed? But what about masturbation? One of those sperms might be the crop technique guy. That's true. You can't risk it. Well that's why the Bible outlawed it. If you take Harrison's weird thoughts to their logical conclusion, no one can masturbate. You can only have sex to procreate and people need to be pregnant as much as possible. Either that or he doesn't actually care about that crop technique guy getting born as much as he's pretending he does. My guess is this is just standard anti abortion thinking being delivered by a very, very weird dork. Yeah, that's the same. Somehow that's like the if abortion was legal. We wouldn't have gotten Albert Einstein and all that shit,
Starting point is 01:22:39 but it's for just some random, but even then like the stuff was there. Relativity existed without Albert Einstein. If he didn't, if he didn't discover it, somebody else fucking would have a great man theory of history is fucking stupid. Totally. And there's so many things that we know one person as the father of a mother of or inventor, but it was a team of thousands working for years. Either that or there were parallel thinking in unrelated groups that were coming to the development around the same time or on different timelines. Or it was a woman who did it and the man stole the credit. There's there's a lot of this. A lot of that. I mean, yeah, pretending that like, oh, if one person wasn't born, the thing that they invent wouldn't have
Starting point is 01:23:25 happened is is silly. The only person and quite frankly like, okay, necessity is the mother of invention, right? We all say that a nice term. Maybe Harrison can work it in abortion is the deadbeat dad of invention. If someone isn't born, the world exists without their presence, whatever need that they were responding to to develop an invention exists in the absence of them being there. You would think that someone else would work on the problem and maybe K. Oh God, this guy is a fucking stupid fucking weirdo. These people are so stupid. So Harrison wants to talk more about super villain. Of course he does. And this is so Oh God, I love that this made me laugh out loud. Satan, right? The old school, the classic, the doctor doom of the Bible,
Starting point is 01:24:10 his whole plan. Of course, as we know from revelations is to microchip everybody track everyone, keep everyone in a one world government. I mean, this stuff is laid out in that wonderful book known as the Bible, the wonderful book known as the Bible. Go home. Go home, Harrison. Go home. Go home. You just go home. You and Alex both need to be off air, but for different reasons. Yes, the doctor doom, the original, the O. G. Super villain. Some people like to think of hell is Latveria. Oh my God, what are we? What are we doing? This is what we're dealing with now. This is where my mind got blown. So we know from a hate to call it this because it sounds very naval, gazey, but a legendary episode of our podcast
Starting point is 01:24:57 that Alex is a very interesting interpretation of the Watchman. He does he first of all doesn't know Osamandias's name Ozzy Mandamus and at the same time thinks that the movie was positing that Osamandias was the good guy and Rorschach was the bad guy. Exactly. It turns out this might be a very common interpretation people are in for wars. It's interesting because you're talking about these supervillains and it's making me think of the Watchman, which is a great movie. I never read the comic, but the movie. I really enjoyed the movie and I can't think of the villain's name in that it was I think he named himself after an Egyptian pharaoh or something like that. But the character that was trying to expose the plan Rorschach was sort of painted as
Starting point is 01:25:39 like a low life villain scum for as if the message of that movie that I thought when I watched it was was keep your mouth shut and don't try to expose this because it's a necessary plan. Right. You don't understand. You're just a little a little cretin down there that doesn't understand the big brain plans that we have. You guys don't understand complex storytelling. That is bad. You should read the comic book. That is a good idea. But also I think you'd get that message from the movie. I don't think they can read. I don't think they can read. Yeah. No. Yes. Yes. That view of Rorschach is correct from the perspective of Osamandias. There you go. So there are different points. So you're saying that you can there are different points of you
Starting point is 01:26:20 and if you're analyzing a text you want. Oh my God. Yeah. Why how is it remarkable? How is it that we are being defeated and are unable to outsmart people who read at a third grade level. It's fascinating. This is bad. Yeah. This is bad. So Greg Reese believes that Osamandias was a good guy. Yes of course in the movie. Yeah. And it turns out I don't know if Harrison knows any better either. It's emblematic. Right. But everything Lord of the Rings Harry Potter any you know major work of fiction that captures the imagination of mankind has this in it. People just don't recognize that you know in the matrix the machines are the bad guys. Yeah. People don't wreck or the bad guys. Who doesn't. What are we doing. What is happening. Who doesn't recognize
Starting point is 01:27:09 that the machines are the bad guys in the matrix. Who doesn't write who is who's like who's cheered for the orcs these dumb dumps. Why is it even it is not even just it was very it was made very clear just my physical appearance. The elves are the physical embodiment of beauty and the orcs are a hideous murder creatures. I mean we get it right. I mean it's not hard. Let's leave that one aside for a second because I think you get into Tolkien's complex very unfortunate. Yeah. Racist. I think it's very racist. Yes. Let's just talk about the matrix and the machines. All right the machines are the good guys according to agent Smith right or the architect or right the matrix itself those guys but the story is that they're bad right the movies POV is through
Starting point is 01:28:05 neo being the saviour right he didn't he do that whole pose whenever he was sacrificing himself for the survival of the yeah but he's the bad guy the machines are the good wait was did well oh shit was he in an under upside down cross whenever he did that now that's a different interpretation god damn these people are dumb that's insane yeah that's insane I feel I feel like I'm losing my mind yeah listening to that is like who who makes you yeah who where do you come from so they get to talking about the the virus and the transmission rate of it and man these people are so fucking stupid they say okay we're going to make this chart it's based on R which is the rate of transmissibility or whatever they said and then they're oh boy so what exactly is you
Starting point is 01:28:53 know do you know what the value of R is and they say well the scientists say there is no possible way to know what the value of R is okay so you're shutting down the government based on this chart that's based off of this value that you would meet you don't know how to calculate just what is going on did was I missing something here Greg or did I hear that correctly no that's true and if you watch the full video they get into to asking the question why are they calling it R because the actual mathematic equation is R not and that and they're not saying R too in this full hour they're actually saying are they just abbreviating it or are they creating a new definition so to answer these gentlemen's questions I will start with Greg Reese's concern there are two possibilities
Starting point is 01:29:35 it could be that the people he's talking about were abbreviating R not to R for the sake of brevity and smoother conversation I wouldn't be too surprised if that was the case however it's also possible they just meant R R not is the basic reproduction number for an illness which is to say that it represents the average number of infections you would expect to be the result of one infected person if R not for a condition is two then each person infected will likely infect two additional people on average this is a concrete number that is characteristic of an infectious disease and it is not affected by the development of treatments or preventions it's just yeah intrinsic it's just the condition yeah R on the other hand is the variable that's used to describe a disease's
Starting point is 01:30:15 effective reproduction rate this number takes into account that some people are immune to conditions maybe because they're vaccinated so a proportion of the population won't end up getting infected even if they're exposed to a sick person you calculate this by taking R not and multiplying it by the proportion of the population that is able to come down with a particular condition in the case of the coronavirus it doesn't seem like we have any good idea about large swaths of the population who are who are immune so it kind of looks like R and R not are basically the same thing here I know everything is a conspiracy at info wars but this one's a fucking dud as for Harrison's question about whether or not he missed something he did when
Starting point is 01:30:52 someone says they can't definitively nail down the value of R that's not to say that they can't get a pretty good sense of it from available data with better data as provided by things like increased testing we could get an even better sense of the reproduction number of this new virus that we're really just playing catch up with also R not is not the most useful metric for understanding the evolving situation with the virus if Harrison wants to put on this incredulous act about not understanding statistical estimation and Greg wants to accidentally reveal that he doesn't know what R is and he probably knows only he only knows about R not because he overheard the health ranger say it and I hope they're having a good time doing it looks really
Starting point is 01:31:28 sad from where I'm sitting though well you know yeah it's a stunning lack of curiosity yeah and it really is and it's just like oh why why are you bringing up these concerns you could just easily have looked into that I know yeah I know this is a this is a situation where you like on air you want to have somebody be like well let me google that for you it's you asked a question yeah look for the answer don't just like be incredulous a constant thing with alex I mean alex has a better job of covering it yeah yeah incredibly like blunt and transparent with these dumdums that he hires yeah brought up some great points thank you alex you should fire all these people yeah that's a great point yeah fire them fire them alex yeah it's going to be abused
Starting point is 01:32:12 there's no doubt so Harrison and uh Greg uh uh spin their wheels for a little bit longer and uh they start uh covering on the important news of the day like really important stuff top 25 super valley this video was actually tweeted out by michelle malkin and she tweeted out saying that the account that originally posted the video uh was deleted off twitter and the video is quickly deleted off twitter so figure hey if twitter's deleting this video it's probably something that our audience would want to know about so right there that's the stupidest fucking mentality you can possibly have yep this is the alex jones school of shitty reasoning where consequences or pushback is misinterpreted as virtue Harrison smith couldn't phrase it more
Starting point is 01:32:52 transparently or more pathetically if it got kicked off twitter then i figure it might be worth i must be worth reporting on i think it's pretty easy to see how this line of reasoning goes astray pretty quickly just because something was kicked off twitter that doesn't mean it has any value there are plenty of reasons something might get booted like if there's a copyright claim does every video that gets dmca'd suddenly become relevant to report on that makes it something i'm worthless looking into obviously not but right now the overarching narrative is that the globalists are desperately trying to shut down any real information that's getting out so anytime anything gets kicked off anything it has an increased market value at info wars i had no idea what this video
Starting point is 01:33:28 is so i decided to check out michelle malkin's twitter and oh boy nothing but red flags there's a video of a recent interview she did with gavin mcginnis then a retweet of a v dare video uh the way they're doing an interview with kassandra fairbanks and then an interview that she did with laura loomer a whole lot of no thanks on that page a lot of a lot of bad work by malkin all the words you just said made my eyes run red with blood and i i just hear sirens just screeching pains in the back of my head like it's like i'm in kill bill like yeah so i found this video and the account that posted it is still up as is the video it's just a group of like 40 people in ireland in the middle of what appears to be a field holding up signs against vaccines honestly
Starting point is 01:34:09 more their signs seem to be anti media like things like quote the media is the virus and quote rte is the virus such as a channel in ireland the video has not been removed nor is the account but by pretending that it was harrison can pretend this is somehow threatening to his imaginary enemies which is just sad these guys this is pathetic yeah it really sad it really started to bum me out and then this came on i've been so busy fighting the globalists and working on some inside baseball stuff that i'm taking off the next few days to work on the bill gates film and to get a bunch of other projects completed and major investigative journalism and so i've been so busy we haven't had time to come up with a new special we have to end this big mega cell
Starting point is 01:34:49 in a couple days extended it because a bunch of our best-selling items are selling out vitamin mineral fusion by the time he walks this will be sold out so while these guys have been on air or while that video was playing on this episode alex recorded this shot with him saying i'm taking some time off and also here by this shit so this plays and i realize it's another like hour of gray grease and harrison i'm out yeah i'm out no i can't do it can't do it so we end this and now we go to the 20th where he will not be on because he just announced that he would be taking some time off exactly yes so the show starts i am your host alex jones and we stand at the precipice of the end of precipice information we're about to cover in
Starting point is 01:35:30 the next four hours is the most important information ever revealed on air in the history of human communications this is the most important information in all of communication alex you've got to be joking that is not a joke i don't know man i don't know you're having a great time today you are having a great time with your clips today this is the way that you dealt with it your your house being do you mean it perhaps yeah perhaps so that apparently not a joke the most important communication of all human history all right okay alex talks about nothing for a couple minutes and then uh oh and shroyer and david night take over so i'm really yeah really yeah no that's not true yeah that can't be true yeah no you can't open your broadcast like that no he had to because
Starting point is 01:36:16 he knows that no one's going to watch if those two are on but if he sells it as the most important communication of all human history maybe they'll stick around for that dumb dumb boring at old asshole if david night is involved with the most important communication in human kinds history i quit i am i'm killing myself that day i'm out so alex alex leaves but i can't listen anymore that show because olyn and david can go get bent yeah and apparently now harrison will also be in that list of automatic turn off yeah get the fuck out of here so we get to the 21st and alex is also supposed to be gone again well naturally and he's not he is there for about the first 45 minutes of the show because there's big news there isn't there is big news oh okay as any regular listener
Starting point is 01:36:59 viewer knows i can care less about hollywood in fact i hate it i can care less about hundred million dollar deals i can care less about spotify stock being up four million dollars if it was just in the normal course of business but with all the huge news we've got and the fact that i'm supposed to be taken off the show to work on the bill gates documentary and take the kids hiking because of this okay called me yesterday and we talked about 45 minutes and i've known him 22 years and he has never spilled his guts to me like he did and i mean there's been times when we both had like two bottles of liquor and been up for a day and a half in vegas and we didn't spill guts like this sounds like coke to me but uh yeah yes uh so what happened is that joe rogan signed
Starting point is 01:37:50 an exclusivity deal with spotify sure sure for 100 plus million dollars and alex needs to make this about himself he did what yeah for a hundred plus million dollars a good on rogan i guess it's a smart business yeah yeah particularly the way that youtube is starting to become a more of you know advert you know there's a lot more advertiser demands that are being made i think you hear this from a number of channels that they're they're having difficulty relying on youtube to be like a rock yeah for them yeah some things are getting demonetized some things are just not as lucrative as they were and that's just a like a piece of youtube's business changing its focus from where it was in the past and i think if you're rogan like that is where most of your
Starting point is 01:38:39 shit is hell yeah it's a really smart decision to instead of having this vulnerability to the possibility of ad revenues going down yep you just get a payday out of this deal with spotify and now you're set perfect now the problem with this is that a lot of people don't like this this sort of thing there have been other podcasts that have gone to exclusive deals in the past and have lost a considerable amount of their fan base yeah yeah i know that the last podcast on the left there was some backlash to them going spotify exclusive because people don't like the idea that you have to get an app in order to get this content that you become acclimated to getting yeah you will i i think that rogan has a big enough base that he can probably handle some loss but you
Starting point is 01:39:30 might end up seeing a pretty serious diminishment of his his audience and you might see a backlash from some of them to who resent the idea of like i got to download this app from this other business in order to get your content fuck you man yeah because at the end of the day quite honestly if you want to take a cynical view what has happened is that over the last decade or however long joe's been doing the podcast he has built up an audience on a free openly available platform yep that has grown to the point where he now sees he can sell them he sold it to spotify he's sold his audience to spotify as subscribers whether or not it's the premium accounts or not is kind of irrelevant yeah you now are a spotify
Starting point is 01:40:13 consumer exactly and if you want to listen to his show without ads interrupting all the time you got to go pretty yeah yeah yeah so there is like this the way i look at it as a creator i kind of do look at it as you created this audience and now you're selling them to this company but i think a more generous version of it could and also i'm looking at it as a creator the struggle that joe rogan would be in with the uncertainty of like he makes millions of dollars on that podcast the idea of that going away because of changes in youtube structure or whatever is ridiculous yeah the he is in a position where take that fucking hundred million dollar deal probably doing what you need to do but it could be destructive to him and it also could set a precedent where a lot of
Starting point is 01:40:58 other podcasts feel like they can do this and it could actually have an erosive and corrosive effect on podcasting in general yeah i'm not entirely sure you got to see how things play out it could be a blip and could be nothing but it could actually have some negative consequences towards other people who have cottage industries of their own yeah but we'll see i i don't know as far as that as far as that business model is concerned it does seem like podcasting is being consolidated the same way that other media has been consolidated over time yeah i think that radio clear channel of all of that stuff it's all owned by the same podcast media companies yeah and then they got sold to other bigger companies there is that there there is definite consolidation
Starting point is 01:41:42 because it's a very lucrative place to sell marketing and ads only as long as it's consolidated for you know to an extent yeah yeah it's it's a captive audience of people who have like a built up amount of trust and rapport with audiences there's an intimacy to it and those are people who are fertile marketing grounds yep for companies so of course there's going to be consolidation of it i mean it's such a new relatively new form of media right then why wouldn't there be it's a it's a process that happens and it's just weird that somebody who doesn't need it necessarily and could do things completely independently would do it but also you understand why it's fucking hundred million i mean yeah hundred million dollars is a hundred
Starting point is 01:42:22 million hundred million dollars guaranteed as opposed to you know whatever anyway alex needs to make this story about himself and so he does i do now hate joe rogan for an extra reason though which is that he has a hundred million dollars go fuck yourself joe rogan right how dare you pretend to have any positions when you have a hundred million fucking dollars right right shut up so alex also says the joe is going to move to texas and i know that joe has sort of talked about that a little bit like the idea but he would never do that like all of his guests are in california yeah like if he moves to texas he's got to convince ari shifir and tom segura and tom su his wife like all of their family christina p yeah he's got to get burt christier to move
Starting point is 01:43:06 burt christier is not going anywhere although he was going to move if he was going to be as he's got to go to texas yeah all you can do oh juxty and hope is still pretty close by he's still living in that trailer in what arizona or oklahoma or whatever doesn't make up for all and all the celebrities that he has on like there's in the world where everything is done on skype calls or on zoom yeah maybe but i think that his podcast doesn't work nearly as well over is everyone's like sitting around shooting shit yeah and he wouldn't be able to do that there needs to be a certain energy in the room yeah yeah definitely so if he were to move to texas it would be at the detriment of his own show yeah and i don't i don't see that happening but who
Starting point is 01:43:48 knows although now that he's got that hundred million dollars fucking he's already you know he's guaranteed you know i'm going to do a podcast where i sit down and really get to the bottom of various people from town yeah we got terry she's the church deacon how are you feeling today terry ratings tanking my deal guarantee hey fuck you so anyway uh you know joe has said that he might move to texas and it turns out there's some other people who are talking about moving to texas and these people are thought leaders right this is bigger than joe rogan the number one podcast in the world it's about free expression and it's about the dominoes falling and it's about the fact that davrub and joe rogan elon musk they're all moving to austin and they're classical liberals
Starting point is 01:44:36 not leftist authoritarians and they're trying to escape the left and with thought leaders like that we could get the left to finally wake up to a great extent about what schmucks they are so to that i all i have to say is good luck yeah with thought leaders like joe rogan dav rubin and elon musk oh boy oh boy thought leaders good stuff so this rogan thing is big and that's why alex had to come into the studio of course it was big when we had trump on i wasn't nervous at all not nervous when i talked to trump on the phone it's important trump's important this joe rogan thing is way bigger when i look at the tea leaves and the psychic imprint you could say makes me have not chills up the back chills in my third eye i mean i'm having chills right here right now
Starting point is 01:45:21 i've never had that before did your third eye get cold this is a tremor in the force the last time i felt it was in the presence of my old master nailed it big enchilada and i said joe you sure you want me to go in there and say all this because he's he's he's i'm getting the big story because i'm in the story and this is a story about all of our you we come back we've got so much big news today but believe me you do not want to miss this transmission so alex's whole thing is that like joe rogan is like he's getting picked on by the youtube people are telling him he can't say things and he's seeing these doctors get censored and and so that's why you decided to go to spotify as opposed to like probably just a hundred million dollars good business yeah
Starting point is 01:46:02 concerns it's a hundred million dollars yeah so i i don't know and alex has also said that rogan told him he's his first guest whenever he uh oh god get the fuck out of your home on um anyway we're not doing another rogan poke yeah we are oh god damn here we are god anytime alex is on there gotta do it i hate it yeah i hate them both so in this next clip alex uh has some inside baseball but his conversation with uh mr rogan and joe told me about his plans and i told him i said this is hardcore man you really want me to tell people this he said yeah no i want you to go on air and tell everybody this that doesn't sound right and so joe's always tried to stay politically neutral and he tried to get along with the left and they have acted like total monsters and he's done with
Starting point is 01:46:50 them and he doesn't care what they do he's coming after him so that's what's exciting that's he's going after the left he's going after the left that is what's exciting that's great uh i'm very excited by that the last uh i uh checked his page pat noswald was the last well yeah and he's gone after him he's going after him for all those lefty beliefs whatever whatever alex so alex talks about this a lot and it's like rogan is this is a seismic event all this shit um and then he says this this is really weird and so people are now finding god hide along can't get into that sorry um a certain well-known person um talked to me about jesus quite a bit the other day and how much god has empowered them and and how they trust fully in god he's talking about roger stone so a lot of good
Starting point is 01:47:39 things are happening i'm talking about a major leader i'm guessing it's roger stone it has to be roger i saw that news story where i think that's probably roger stone found jesus or whatever like it though calm i think that's what it is there's nothing more transparent than roger stone saying you found jesus alex could see roger as a major leader totally um are you that or tom brady bolsarno bolsarno could be bolsarno so look yeah joe rogan is a man because he's standing up to the pressure of the globalists has joe rogan ever worn a pink sweater it probably has yeah look here's the thing a lot of people used to like alex sure then they sold out everybody else sells out that makes millions of dollars steven cobert knows all this stuff he used to be a patriot too do you know that
Starting point is 01:48:25 steven oh my god alex jones fan oh god i'm gonna stop right there come on work at comedy central look at steven cobert now he's got to sit there and worship bill gates on tv and he got a bonus for that did you know that yeah most the people at comedy central hate the management and they tell us everything you're just making this i mean yeah but well most of the people at comedy central do hate them i bet they imagine yeah but most people hate management steven colbert got a bonus for interviewing bill gates you wouldn't even be able to get that information comedy central he's not on comedy central does he think does he think that just even cold bears character was i think he might he that's the only explanation for that right i think so he genuinely thinks that cold
Starting point is 01:49:11 bear was being was giving a straight laced i don't bear report i don't know because in the past alex has indicated that he realizes that satire and so i i i don't know okay also cold bear he might be a kind of guy who would wear an upside down cross exactly yeah he's very catholic so alex wouldn't like that yeah anyway alex gets to talking on a more inside baseball and it turns out that joe is apparently making the same amount of money that he was before but now he's free of youtube and it's against the new world order and then bike down for this because i want to see if you have the same feeling that i have about what alex is describing the details of joe's deal he's he's making the same amount of money folks he's making spotify an extra five billion four and a half billion
Starting point is 01:49:55 since this deal happened and and and it's a big success and that's great it's in his contract he has free speech but see that's about making the industry know if you block people's speech you take the you go out of youtube or the you know you out of facebook if you take the people out of it we will just exodus and as other companies see this the investment will come in very quickly because the speed of scalability of technology and overnight everyone is going to move to these other platforms and you'll see alex jones back on spotify no you won't but what alex is describing it's collective bargaining yep alex is describing a union you got it yes yes unions are very good except for whenever i disagree with unions but whenever i need a union just like with my brother
Starting point is 01:50:40 and unemployment whenever well yeah when i need it of course i you of course we should all take our labor let's say yeah and withhold it from this company right because they are not you following what our needs are right because our leverage we have a grievance and the yes the leverage that we have is all of us that's what we so power of man so when one of us is treated unfairly we all withhold our labor in order to pressure the the person who is wronging our brother for our brother our sister from being able to be treated fairly and that's labor's only leverage because if it was all alone then youtube will just kick them off with all how to describe it that's all we everybody wants but they just care it's well but the thing is that alex instead of
Starting point is 01:51:32 doing any kind of organizing which someone could have done at any point totally like get the big creators together to stand up for people who are wronged or something like that yeah you could do that easily instead they just yell about it and talk about trump needing to take on big tech take on big tech yourselves be back on spotify right i mean it's nonsense i yeah and granted i don't know i don't think you could ever do that i don't think it would work with youtube because there's so many creators yeah that they don't really like rogan leaving is obviously a hit but there's other people who get just as many or more views as him like food videos like the bon appetit videos get millions of views pretty much every single thing they put out sure so like
Starting point is 01:52:17 youtube isn't going to be hurting from rogan leaving but if there were a bunch of creators all banded together maybe you'd have some effect but i still think it would be tough it would be tough to get the amount of leverage that you would need yeah there's too much content yeah and it's and it's a you know they can make a shit ton of money it's kind of like why you can't unionize comics sure although i mean comics that's more because there's too many scabs yeah yeah that's everyone's a scab well i mean on youtube and youtube everyone's a scab yeah that's true too so you know yeah but idealistically that's the kind of thing that alex is describing right he just would never want to put it in those terms well that would be scary you need a solidarity in
Starting point is 01:52:57 order to affect any change against a company that doesn't need you individually that is a yeah fucking idiot yep anyway stupid a very stupid alex thinks of the joe rogan going to spotify spells the end of the new world sure i'm gonna get into all the news and owen is gonna come in here and do a great job he's got a whole broadcast live but i had to come in because this was so seismic joe rogan calling me and saying i want you to be the one that tells everybody what i'm gonna do because you were part of this story and i want folks to know that i'm not backing down that's what makes free societies that's the essence of victory that is the beginning of the collapse of the new world order one of the things i got to say is that like alex better not be lying
Starting point is 01:53:37 about what rogan said i'm pretty sure he's lying about what i would i would assume so it seems yeah but he better not be because if i were joe i would consider this to be a gigantic breach of some kind of trust or friendship the idea of like hey i got this giant one hundred million dollar deal and alex immediately like the night of he went on robert barnes' show and talked about it about how it's all about him basically and joe like standing up to the the cruel sensors of youtube and it's like if he's going if the alex is trying to say that he's going to war with youtube why i read an article about this and his content is still going to be on youtube and tell the migration happen sure when the exclusivity kicks in right and then after that he's still going to have like 20 minute chunks of
Starting point is 01:54:24 his episodes on youtube sure why would he still have stepping up to youtube taking a two of he's going to war with them why is he going to still have content on there well i mean you can't go to sense you can't get it stupid alex is trying to make this all about himself and if i were joe i would be pissed i would be furious yeah already like unless unless unless this entire conversation is fabricated the idea that a private conversation would just that you just toss out that says that he got permission to talk about all well yes i understand that he could do it i understand that in this next clip i think it gets worse because alex starts to talk about what joe said and if you pay attention man he sounds a lot like alex it's everything you'd expect i mean it's a bunch
Starting point is 01:55:05 of crazy drugged out billionaire lunatics that can spy on anybody they want that have more control than nsa just playing total god against everybody and he was like you know i'm number one on all these platforms i'm just gonna i'm just gonna stay like it is i'm not gonna do the deal get the fuck out of here and then he watched him ban all these epidemiologists and all these doctors and cedar sinai's video about light therapy and he's just like this is beyond the soviet union this is anti-human this is just anti-american alex this is real tyranny you're right you were right alex i can't believe there's people like this they have billions of dollars they want to screw everybody and they want to sound people like you alex so they can then lie he goes i've gone back
Starting point is 01:55:52 and looked at what you really said and it's what you said is not what they say you say so the that sounds a lot like alex not joe and i couldn't find the clip of this because of the house issues like really yeah kind of getting in my way i would have found it if i had the time probably but i i specifically remember that there was a clip of joe rogan after alex's last appearance on the show talking about how alex lied to him about what he said about sandy hook yeah he said that he went back and looked at the things alex said about sandy hook and alex had lied to him to his face about what his coverage of sandy hook was yeah the exact opposite of what alex is presenting here about rogan rogan said that i went back and i looked at the things you said and they
Starting point is 01:56:34 lied about what you said rogan has said that alex has lied about them lying about what he said there has to be he has to have put a like magazine cut out of joe rogan's face onto a mirror and that's what he's talking about like that conversation i think it's just i i think i think that there's an outside chance it's completely made up yeah it has to be i think that there's a chance that they did have a pleasant phone call about hey i was going oh i just signed this big deal or whatever and then alex is making up all the rest of this is insane yeah this is disrespectful in a really in less gross way possibility that like rogan is like he is a prank guy maybe he's like hey alex could why don't you say these things yeah will all get press out of it
Starting point is 01:57:16 or something yeah i spoke or alex is just desperately trying to get attention and this is the way he's doing it by piggybacking on to rogan stuff which is his normal standard behavior yeah and he's a psychopath so he wouldn't really you know i it's kind of like i don't think he would try and destroy the relationship too much just in case but at the same time he would totally sell a rogan out if he was desperate enough yeah like completely i could see it yeah and i'll just that maybe look at me back on spotify exactly yeah get the whatever so i mean what it really gets down to is uh oh and shroyer takes over on the 21st and so i turned it off but alex ends his little segment about how you'd expect now i don't have a hundred million dollar deal with
Starting point is 01:58:01 spotify and that's fine i have you the people getting great products but when i we bring in 20 million half that's the cost of product so you've done an incredible job behind the product you've done an incredible job for this operation it's not a sales gimmick that i said the sale went in last sunday and then i extended it and i've been so busy i haven't cut new ads and so yeah i mean that's really uh really the bottom line is um to yeah hey he's got a hundred million dollar deal i don't i need you so insecure he has to justify something that nobody asked about nobody cared yeah nobody was like oh those sales have gone on longer than you said maybe i don't trust alex hey look it's not a sales thing yeah yeah nobody cares yeah i mean i think i think a lot of this
Starting point is 01:58:43 is just trying to attach himself to the story uh because he knows that it's getting a lot of press and he does know joe rogan so it does seem like there's more heightened credibility to it i don't know i think it's a load of bullshit and alex is you know he's just probably desperately trying to get attention that he can funnel into his revenue streams yeah yeah stop it okay this is one of the saddest stretches of uh incompetence and bald stupidity i can i can think of well that's probably just because we listen to a bit of harrison smith yeah that could be who is just a disaster he's boring he's a nerd he's not good at his job he brought up some great points thank you well god damn it dan you are you're a terrorist now you are a literal terrorist you are attacking me
Starting point is 01:59:26 with these look if he has dan lineman on he keeps saying dan blank i'm going to have to get those clips i know i understand i understand this is going to be a revolution in our podcast i'm really scared shit i really scared that i'm going to be fired and replaced with series of clips of alex agreeing with you you know what i just realized also what's that i forgot to do a report on the year of the seltzer i needed to i need to get to that so i got to check in here on the year of the seltzer i can't i can't i'm i'm struggling here i'm struggling listener so this has been a barrage this has been a barrage of sound drops oh boy so we are currently sitting at 78 seltzers down all right pretty that's pretty good yeah we're well ahead killing it you're killing it right but
Starting point is 02:00:16 it's going to slow down there will eventually be a time when so i'm looking over this and i don't remember exactly where we left off but i'm going to say look dude this is going to be real standard and basic but i decided to take a little dip into the pariet world of course and i got to say quality products yeah there's a reason that they're one of the most ubiquitous seltzer mineral water fellas because they are like it's crisp it's just it's exactly what you want from a seltzer water and the flavors are pretty good they're not obtrusive i put i put the lime variety at a 70 and the lemon at a 73 it's just consistent it's it's it's real good but i will say the grapefruit wasn't good not so good no what's wrong with the grapefruit i don't know it tastes musky i think i
Starting point is 02:01:05 just i think i just don't like grape you're not a grapefruit guy i think i i think i might not be into it passion fruit love it you're you're a secret passion fruit lover oh i think i forgot to bring this up two things real quick first i had the liquor pample moose isn't that grapefruit that is grapefruit 38 out of 100 oh that's real bad you hate grapefruit i think i must yeah and then the other one i hate to say this a listener wrote in dug and recommended fizz and company oh you got to name him you got to shame him and name him i'm giving a shout out okay good good good person but good unfortunately so fizz and company is this they make these sodas that are actually seltzers they're soda flavors they have like cola root beer dr pepper got the the
Starting point is 02:01:51 root beer one and root beer talk 18 oh it oh gross that made you what if you had to have spit it out i wanted to oh man definitely poured out the can oh wow it was so bad that's crazy i'm sorry look maybe the dr pepper and cola ones will be better i once i find them oh but man root beer trash i would be unacceptable oh dug i would be real sad if i made a recommendation they got that low score i i it does not affect how i feel about dug but dug i think i don't think damn likes you anymore look people of different tastes i get you know cilantro and you're just you're just making faces you're just mugging to a non existent podcast camera exactly yeah that's the spotify feed there you go we get zero million dollars out of it exactly so we'll be
Starting point is 02:02:51 back jorded but until next time we have a website we do have a website it's knowledge fight dot com right we're also on twitter we are on twitter it's that knowledge of the fight and i go to bed jordan rolls on face we are fizzler dollars so i do greatly patreon and if you would like please donate to a local charity in your area that would be appreciated yes we'll be back but until then i'm neo i'm leo i'm dzx clark i'm harrison smith's reading skills andy in chansas you're on the air thanks for holding hello alexa my first name color i'm a huge fan i love your work i love you

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