Knowledge Fight - #48: May 31, 2017
Episode Date: June 1, 2017Today, Dan tells Jordan about what happened on the May 31st episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics include: Is Alex in the midst of a manic episode? Is using the homeless as walking billboards a good... idea? In what polls are Trump's numbers going up? Alex has a new shirt he's really excited about
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Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
So Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan. We're a couple of dudes who sit around and drink novelty beverages
and talk about the life and times of the good Hobo Alex Jones.
Hobo Jones, hopefully, will make a swift return to the podcast.
He is in full effect today. Oh, Hobo has come to visit.
We're going to get to it. All right. Speaking of things that we're going
to get to, what have we got for our weird beverage today, Jordan?
We have sangria, senoriel. This is a non-alcoholic, sparkling
sangria, which I am dreading. Yeah, no, this cannot be good.
You are taking your first sip and we have...
No, it's not good.
I thought there was a surprise. You were like, nope, terrible.
No, the surprise is like, it's not undrinkable. Okay.
It's pleasant. It's pleasant is what I would say.
Speaking of things that are pleasant, like to give a shout out to our...
Disagree so much. Disagree so hard. This tastes awful.
I think it's... This is garbage.
It's neutral. It's not neutral. This is my feelings about our new
Donator. What's up, David? How you doing out there?
I'm a policy wonk. Thank you for donating.
And I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
I know a ton about it. That's the concede of the show.
If you're listening, thank you. If this is your first time, welcome.
And thank you very much, David, for joining the policy wonk fold.
Absolutely. We're going to get to our episode for today.
But before we do, I'm going to get to our out of context drop.
I'm not doing the interview because she's a pretty girl.
I'm doing it because I can't be a wimp and turn it down.
It's out of context. Who knows?
So at the end of the episode that we're going to be going over today,
those two things are in direct opposition to each other.
It's not because she's a pretty girl.
You want to know what that's about?
On the May 31st episode, which is where we're going to be going over today,
at the end of it, we learned that Alex Jones is about to do an interview with Megan Kelly.
Oh, and it's not just because she's a pretty girl.
He has called her horrible names in the past.
Considering all of the horrible things he said about her and parents.
Mostly about her appearance.
Most almost entirely about her.
She thinks she's too ugly for a Fox.
Yeah, that's right. I remember.
No, no, no. Her friends said that.
Yeah, that's right. Her friends said that.
She probably tells her friends.
Exactly.
So yeah, Alex Jones has been going on this long thing for months now
about how like I'm not doing any more interviews unless they're live,
unless I have control over the edit.
And then now he's sitting down with Roger Stone on this episode today.
And he's like, I know they can edit it.
They can make it say whatever they want, but I'm going to do it.
You puss.
Alex Jones is the worst.
Look, national TV is not bad, man.
It is if you claim that your principles are against being on people's shows for no reason.
And if you argue that, hey, they're a dying media.
I reach 50 million people a week.
Hey, any press bullshit is hypocritical press.
I think that's the meaning of that.
So we're going over May 31st.
Yes.
That is the Wednesday show here this week.
We're back into the present after we have been embarking on our investigation
the last couple of episodes.
Hope you guys have enjoyed that.
We'll get back to that soon, but now we're back in the present.
Unfortunately, to all of our great chagrin.
If you recall last week, the end of last week on Thursday,
Alex Jones dropped the Jerome Corsi, his Washington bureau chief.
Oh, that's right.
Did Corsi die over the weekend?
He survived, my friend.
He survived.
Fuck.
Sorry.
Sorry to drop that news on you.
He survived the weekend.
And the reason that that is surprising to some people is that on Thursday,
Alex had said he had found information that was bigger than Watergate
and probably would get him killed.
Yeah, absolutely.
So, so this must be just a bombshell.
Nope.
Like, is there a reason I didn't read about this bigger than Watergate scandal on Twitter?
Or, you know, you're on the wrong Twitter.
You're not on the right Twitter.
Okay.
CNN.
Is that all right now?
No.
What isn't all right at this point?
Just us.
Just you, me and my cat.
So, and all you policy walks out there.
Thank you for not being all right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If any of you are proud boys, please do just go away.
Punch yourself for us.
Just go away.
Yes.
So Tuesday comes around.
They didn't have a show on Monday because it's Memorial Day.
Actually, what they did do is something I've never seen them do before.
Alex put together like an eight hour best of.
Oh, no.
Which, uh,
What?
Yeah.
Kind of gives you the sense.
How can, a best of what?
I don't even, I don't even, I didn't watch it.
I just saw it existed.
I wasn't going to watch that shit.
Best of news stories.
A best of.
Alex's rants.
Yeah.
What could it possibly, it's actually just the same still that you tweeted out
for eight hours.
Just him with a big ass gun on YouTube.
It's that gun picture for an hour, then an hour of Rappaport,
then back to the gun picture, back to Rappaport.
Uh, I, I don't know.
I didn't watch it.
Never will.
But Tuesday comes around and I'm like, holy shit, we're about to find out what Corsi knows.
What he could have died over.
So the show starts at 11 o'clock and when I'm at work, I listen to it live
because it's really funny how Alex Jones comes in and out of commercials singing.
And they cut that out of the rebroadcast and I enjoy it.
So I listen live.
I tune in at 11 o'clock.
Show hasn't started.
Uh-oh.
It's streaming live.
Do you think what?
The show is streaming, but there is no show.
There's nobody there.
It's just commercials.
Nobody's even talking?
Nope.
It's just commercials and special reports.
And then every now and again, the announcer voice would come in and be like,
he's standing up for the truth.
Your host, Alex Jones.
And then Alex Jones would show up.
Another commercial.
Okay.
Well, that's weird.
It went 34 minutes with nothing.
I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
To the point where I was pretty sure Alex faked his own death.
Like, what a great fucking story.
I thought that that was what had happened.
It turns out we find out later.
Alex insinuated on the Wednesday show that on Tuesday he was in court
and he won some big victory about his custody battle.
Okay.
There's no news about it.
And he claims it's because it was so good for him that no one wants to report it.
Sure.
But I can't find any information about it.
So we're not going to talk about it.
Sure.
34 minutes in, Roger Stone shows up.
And like a substitute teacher, he just plays videos the entire time.
It's just like, oh, well, we got a nice report here from John Bown.
Let's go to it.
So you're telling me that Alex Jones apparently was in court on Tuesday.
Apparently.
But no one knew about this?
For that 34 minutes.
So they planned nothing.
Like they were, they were just, they were just all sitting that Rob do is sitting behind the ones and two.
It was a hot pile of just going like, where the fuck is Alex?
And court is not something that jumps out at you.
No, you know about it ahead of time.
So why would Alex plan to have this big reveal of Jerome Corsi's information on the day he knows he's going to be in court?
That's such a setup.
It's such bullshit.
That's wonderful.
It's so fake.
Because it basically, it put, it takes him off the hook.
He wasn't even there.
Right.
But that's part of it.
Corsi was supposed to have the information.
Corsi did show up.
Corsi did.
They had a, they had him on Skype and he had no new information.
None.
It was just Seth Rich has been murdered.
Great.
He didn't have the other two bombshells that Alex promised.
It was nothing.
It was absolutely nothing.
Roger Stone interviewed him poorly.
And then the craziest thing in the world happened.
Okay.
For a good half hour of the show, which is mind you,
supposed to be the one that you're going to tune into to get the bombshells.
Yes.
Roger Stone interviews Rick Derringer,
rock and roll living legend Rick Derringer.
Do you know who that is?
What?
He wrote the theme song.
What?
He wrote Hulk Hogan's theme song.
No, what?
What?
He wrote I am a real American.
But if he's there,
one who is following Hulk Hogan around playing that song,
which I assume is his only job.
I don't think Hulk Hogan's getting in the ring anymore.
Oh, no, no.
After Hulk Hogan got the Gawker settlement,
he pays Derringer to follow behind him with a guitar.
From the interview I gleaned that Rick Derringer is very bitter
that it's Hulk Hogan's theme song.
He deserves respect.
Oh, no, he didn't.
And the fact that he is most famous for a pro wrestler's theme song,
very bitter, very bitter.
But why on info wars?
Here's why.
Okay.
Rick Derringer.
There's a reason.
Rick Derringer.
Does he believe the earth is flat or some shit like that?
I wish.
That would be more interesting.
Yes.
Rick Derringer claims to have read in the newspaper that Barack Obama.
He claims to have read a newspaper.
Yes.
This is.
That's part one.
This is his source?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
So we have an imaginary newspaper.
Do you remember when Barack Obama and Donald Trump had a meeting
right after Trump won the election?
I do.
It was very bittersweet for all of us.
Rick Derringer says that he read that part of the meeting was Barack Obama
sassing Donald Trump for using the real American song because Barack Obama felt
some sort of a claim to it because he had used it on a campaign before.
I don't know if this happened.
I don't care to look into it.
What newspaper?
I don't know.
Also, of all the presidents who would be that petty,
why would it go that direction?
I have no idea.
I imagine Trump was sassing Obama about using that song eight years ago.
Probably on Twitter.
We could look.
So Rick Derringer hears this news.
But why is Rick Derringer doing this?
It gets worse.
Rick Derringer hears this news and he's like, I cannot let this stand.
What?
Barack Obama is so malvy.
So what he decides to do.
He did not say malvy.
He didn't.
I'm putting words in his mouth.
Okay.
So what he decides to do is he decides he's going to write a new version of real American
just for Trump.
So the next time Trump meets with Barack Obama, he can be like, I got my own version.
Derringer is broke.
That is the correct answer to that.
And Derringer wants licensing fees.
Somebody give Derringer licensing fees.
Clearly a lunatic.
Yeah.
Like they play the music video for his new version and it starts with him and some other
guy in a car talking about birth certificates.
Yes.
So, you know, that's where we're starting.
Yeah.
So they play the song.
Well, I mean, as expected, they play the song.
Roger Stone is talking about how great a song it is.
What is happening?
Seriously.
Why is this real?
I was freaking out.
What must you have felt like?
Like, is this an alternate universe?
I sincerely thought it might be like, is this an episode from like six months ago?
They're just replaying.
Like it can't be the big bombshell episode.
Is it an episode from the late 80s when Hogan was still popular?
Yeah.
When people believed the big boot to the face was a devastating move.
It was a devastating move.
So, Rick Daringer starts talking about how he cried when he wrote that song.
And I'm just like, wow, this is great.
Rick had brought a producer friend with him who directed a documentary.
I refuse to believe any of this is real.
He made a documentary.
You had a dream.
You've been listening to so much, Alex Jones.
You've now started to drink.
This is my six hour dream.
It's like if you absorb yourself in a language, you start to dream in that language.
So he brought a producer friend along.
Okay.
And this guy made a documentary about how if you really look at the Bible, it predicted Trump.
Yeah.
We're going to have to watch that documentary.
Yeah.
We're watching that documentary.
I mean, one, the Bible predicted a lot of things.
Sure.
And the ones that come in a lot of their predictions that mirror Trump's eyes are not good.
They're dark.
They're very dark.
So not to be outdone by these two very, you know, soft interviews.
Right.
Roger Stone goes on to interview Rick Derringer's wife, who is also along in the studio.
And I have a clip from that.
Here, just we'll get back.
We'll get back to it.
It's an interview?
Yeah.
With Rick Derringer's wife, who to her credits is Rick Derringer's wife.
She might be a musician in her own right.
I'm not entirely sure what her deal is.
But anyway, listen to this.
Jenda, welcome to Infowars.
Thank you very much.
We are so happy to have you here in the studio.
So tell us your take on the real American.
You've got to be very, very proud.
What?
Well, it sounded 280s to me.
So I told Rick and from then on, he said it's 280s.
And then I came up with the idea of having space Odyssey come in first before
the song and it did come in just right.
And our drummer said, yes, this sounds really good this way.
And so it also exits with that same space Odyssey 2001.
Well, it's one of those songs that I find once you've listened to it once.
Kill me.
It just revolves around your head.
I find myself humming it while I'm driving.
I keep thinking about it.
It's got that kind of catchy riff to it.
That's why it's a good pro wrestling theme song.
So wait.
Rick Derringer's wife is claiming that she is the reason that she came up with the
the Speck Zara Thustra beginning like the 2001 space Odyssey sound.
Exactly.
She made it up.
Which by the way is very 80s.
You're trying to update a song for being 280s and you throw in 2001 space Odyssey?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't understand what you're talking about.
I don't see the problem.
It's it's now it's exactly the right amount of things.
Listen, I'm not Derringer.
I'm not a Derringer over here.
Look.
I got a Derringer in my boot.
It's a gun.
It's a tiny gun you can keep in your boot.
Oh, I know.
Second amendment from my feet.
So the Tuesday show was a completely bizarre.
It was hallucinogenic.
Yes.
That's insane.
Because what happened is last week.
I forgot his name for a second.
Jerome Corsi came on the show and talked about how we wanted to start a propaganda
campaign.
Yes.
He wanted a new meme in order to fight the false the quote false Russian narrative.
Or the Russia collusion.
Yeah.
That he called a meme as well.
Propaganda on propaganda action.
From their perspective.
Right.
So the first propaganda game that they played was this.
Jerome Corsi is going to get killed this weekend because we have such big news.
Then Alex isn't even in studio.
They do this horse shit on the Tuesday show.
Pretend that they never said the stuff that they said on Thursday.
They just rely on people forgetting that they pretended Jerome Corsi's life was in danger.
Yeah.
They never.
That's why you can't have Alex in there.
Because if Alex talks to Jerome Corsi.
Eventually Alex is going to get really pissed off because of course he has nothing.
I'm going to guess that that's the case.
And from what everything I can tell the stories that we speculated were what he was talking about.
It appears that those are what his news were.
Yeah.
Those are the stories that are picking up on like the right wing sites and Reddit.
Yeah.
We didn't get any.
We didn't get any House representatives leaving the country.
No.
Did not.
Unfortunately.
So we get to Wednesday the 31st.
Alex's back in studio.
They did say they had a dead drop though.
I want to find that dead drop.
Well now we know it doesn't exist.
The dead drop was the person.
The person in Congress.
Oh that was the.
Oh come on.
Yeah.
I wanted underneath a rock and a park bench in DC or something like that.
I wish it was some good spy craft shit but it's it's unfortunately not.
So we get to Wednesday and we find that Alex Jones is back in studio
and they have decided to ignore Thursday.
Ignore the entire Corsi plot line that they were trying to go with
and start an entirely new mamma as it were.
So Corsi.
So Corsi came back yesterday or Tuesday and talked to shit.
Shit the bed.
Yes.
And then does he come back.
He's not on this episode.
He's not on Wednesday.
No.
So he's just they're just like bye bye bye.
We got Roger Stone on this episode on Wednesday.
We got Owen Schreuer sitting in for a little bit but we won't have to listen to him.
Good.
And we got the big baby Mike Sernovich.
Mike Sernovich plays very heavily into this episode.
So they have they have decided that they have a new narrative that they're going to go off on.
And they think it's like this is lightning in a bottle.
And it's worth ignoring the idea that Jerome Corsi literally had information
that would blow up the globalists game.
Right.
That is like could get him killed.
He had.
So is their new storyline so amazing that it could get them all killed.
No.
No.
But do we need to take a second before we get into this utter bullshit.
OK.
Like Jerome Corsi the way they presented it.
He had the information that would be the culmination of Alex Jones's 20 year career.
Yeah.
This would be what blows the lid off the globalists.
They can't deny it.
So they're going to have to kill Jerome Corsi.
Of course.
They have ignored that entirely.
Completely.
Totally.
And it's not like Jerome Corsi wasn't there.
He was there.
He could have said whatever he wanted.
He had clearance on Tuesday to give out all the information.
Supposedly.
He yeah of course.
I mean I'm going within their reality.
Yeah within their reality.
OK.
So here's what they do on Wednesday.
And it's a pivot.
It's a hard pivot.
Right.
Now theory the globalist got to him.
No.
The globalist got to him.
No.
They got to Corsi and they were like man you can't release this information.
They've gave they gave Corsi the godfather offer.
Right.
So now Corsi.
He had a fish person's head in his bed.
Yes.
Exactly.
It doesn't matter now that nothing's
going to be beat that.
All right.
So let's move on.
Let's see what they were doing on Wednesday.
Here's literally how the show starts.
Well.
There are those moments in history when people do jump the shark
at the perfect tipping point.
America and the world was sick of all the attacks on Trump.
They were seeing through them.
I was telling people just last week that we'd reach the tipping point.
And then Kathy Griffin comes out like an ice sympathizer.
And basically promotes chopping the president's head off.
I don't care.
The media then suddenly turns.
I don't care.
We're going to break it all down with an exclusive big announcement.
All celebrities can do that.
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Dealing with this lady and others on the other side of the break.
So I don't care.
Nope.
I don't care.
I can't begin to describe how hard I don't care
about Kathy Griffin holding up a severed trumpet.
I don't give a shit.
You don't care.
I couldn't care less.
I hope I don't care.
I just don't.
I don't know why people are talking about this.
Who cares?
No one cares.
It's Kathy Griffin.
Who gives a shit?
Why am I seeing people on all the sites?
It's like, look, liberals condemn this action too.
How about I don't care?
No, I would say from the people that I listen to and I respect,
I would say it's been about 90% who gives a fuck.
But not who gives a fuck in a dismissive way.
Like, yeah, she should be, you know, she's cool to do that.
It's more, come on, it's fucking Kathy Griffin.
No one likes her.
What are you talking about?
No one cares.
No one cares.
She's irrelevant and she's just doing some shocking thing
for attention.
Obviously, and everyone has either been on that side
or the left people that I've heard have been like,
that's ridiculous.
Right.
No one has been like, yeah, all right.
Right.
So Alex Jones is operating on a couple of really.
Actually, you know what?
I'm going to take a hard stance here.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm for it.
Now you're.
I don't give a shit.
Now you're for it.
I don't fucking care.
Okay.
So now you're the person who Alex wants to talk to.
Exactly.
Alex is operating with a couple of flawed premises.
The first is that Kathy Griffin is super relevant,
which is not true.
Has that ever been true?
I love, I love Kathy Griffin's career.
It's been amazing.
She's been able to get to this like level of fame
where enough people recognize her and she's like,
15 years ago, she had a show called My Life on the D-List.
And that's been 15 years.
All she does is do the New Year's Eve with Ryan Seacrest.
Right.
That's it.
And not anymore.
She tried to, she tried to step into the Joan Rivers role
and it was not something she could do.
Here's the second flawed premise that Alex is operating under.
Anyone is going to defend Kathy Griffin because he thinks
that this is going to be the biggest deal in the world.
Of course.
Little does he know by the time he starts broadcasting,
she had already been fired.
CNN had already fired her from her New Year's Eve game.
Of course.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
You can't do shit like that.
Wow.
It's bad for business.
It's bad for the brand.
Yeah.
You can't do it.
There's a reason that O'Reilly's gone.
Right.
But well, way worse things.
Yeah.
Because it's, this is.
Oh wait.
Is that yet another reason why I don't care about
what Kathy Griffin did?
Yes, it is.
Yeah.
So anyway, Alex is going to go on a very interesting journey
with this Kathy Griffin ship throughout this episode.
And if it was just like, I'm mad about Kathy Griffin,
I would be like, let's not do this episode.
Yeah.
I wouldn't be into that.
It would be, it would be like, ah, this is pointless.
It would be very boring because I would just go on a lot of rants
explaining how I don't care and neither should anybody else.
But it's important because of the way he does it.
This is the next distraction meme.
This is the Jerome Corsi branded, take attention away
from Russia stuff.
Right.
And the fact that Corsi had nothing.
Yeah.
And snake eyes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, sorry, boss.
I fucking blew it.
I get it.
I'm boring.
Go hang out with Cernovich.
I get it.
I get it.
So here's Alex's next thing.
This is the problem that the globalists and the liberals have.
He's going to present it here in this next clip.
Last week, I said this on air, but I've also privately talked a lot
about it to friends and family and crew.
The whole Russian narrative, the whole Trump's a racist narrative,
the whole Trump is evil, misogynist narrative is imploding.
Despite all the push polls and all the spin and all the deception,
Trump is going up in scientific polls.
Uh-uh.
And the establishment is panicking.
They've hit him with everything they've got.
They have committed so many just absolutely massive, massive, massive, massive,
distortions and lies that they are now discredited.
And they've committed so much illegal leaking
that it's now a gigantic criminal scandal and they're being exposed and caught.
They're painted into a corner.
So about the Russian stuff, Comey is going to testify next week.
That better be good.
That better be enough to get Corsi killed.
You know the reason why he hasn't yet,
the reason why he said he couldn't testify in open court.
Legal protection?
Yeah.
He had to get clearance in order to say the things that he's going to say.
Okay.
From all sources that have discussed it,
he's going to discuss the obstruction stuff.
He can't talk about the ongoing investigation stuff,
but his experience with Trump obstructing his investigation,
he got the green light just yesterday to talk about it.
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,080
From Mueller, the special investigator.
Okay.
The two of them have been having meetings and apparently that's what's been holding it up.
And that's why he was supposed to go into June
before he would be able to testify and it turns out early June.
So by next week, he's supposed to be in front of the House Intelligence Committee
and he's got the green light.
I just don't trust anything anyway.
I don't either.
I just don't, there's just...
Yeah.
It seems like they're impenetrable.
It's stupid to get excited about anything and what will be will be and we'll see.
But the idea that Trump is surging in the polls is insane.
Right now, he sits at a 54.8 disapproval rating.
When you gauge all of the polls combined in average.
538 style.
Yeah.
39.1 approval rating.
Yeah.
54.8 disapproval.
The only poll that he's going up in is the calls for impeachment.
Yeah.
I was going to say he's at like 43% now.
53%, sorry, 43%.
Yeah.
43.
The up from 38 last week.
So 5% jump in a week of people who want impeachment to begin.
He should be gone.
Yep.
It should already be over.
Yeah.
Why are we still doing this?
I don't know.
Guys, let's stop torturing ourselves.
Yeah.
Just pull off that baby.
GOP, just come on.
Get rid of them.
You'll feel better if you have pets.
So anyway, that's...
I mean, we'll all still want to die, but...
Sure.
I think you'd be easier to lame cook.
Lame cook president.
That's the new thing.
There we go.
That's the new thing.
Okay.
I like that.
No more lame ducks.
I actually really like that.
I really like that.
We wouldn't be able to use it if Hillary Clinton was in office though.
Yeah, we could.
Who cares?
Fair enough.
You can be a cucklady.
Anyway, that is the problem that Alex is describing the globalist having.
Now, granted, all of the pillars of the problem he's describing are not true.
No.
But he is a solution.
But the establishment is panicking because for fuck's sakes, we all are.
Yeah.
But here's the solution.
Kathy Griffith, or Griffin comes out, the shanin and a failed comedian.
Failed.
Looks like a store mannequin.
And she comes out and with a TMZ videographer, reportedly, creates this image of the president
with his head cut off with blood pouring out across his face.
Most of you have already seen the image.
It's the top story in the world since it came out yesterday because it's so iconic.
The girl next door looks like an elementary school teacher in a nice 1950s blue dress.
Holding up the severed head of President Trump.
All you need to do is pick an image out of ISIS's playbook.
And the two images are basically identical.
I'll go with the flea flicker.
So this is the solution.
You get Kathy Griffin to take a shocking picture and that's going to be the solution
for all of these.
The Russia narrative is falling apart.
Trump is going up in the polls.
So what do you do?
You get a failed comedian who's she's had a great career.
She has had a great career.
It's against all odds.
She's had an amazing career.
I would trade my career for hers very quickly.
Very much so.
Yeah.
I wouldn't have taken that picture.
What I would have done is instead I would have gotten Trump to hold Trump's severed head.
See now that's art.
That's art, right?
Yeah.
And then I would have a lot of people jerk off onto a skull and encrust it with diamonds.
Absolutely.
He is the Jesus glue.
Exactly.
Glue jizz.
So he's going to develop.
And ladies.
He's going to develop this narrative throughout the course of the episode and explain what he means
by Kathy Griffin being the answer and to the globalist problems.
Yes.
And he's say that sounds good.
I can't.
Kathy Griffin is the answer to the globalist problems.
Yes.
The globalists are really bad at this.
Very.
That's probably because they don't exist.
But it could be.
He's going to explain what he thinks is going on, his analysis and all this.
But along the way, he is doing so much projection.
Like whenever he talks about the mainstream media,
you kind of get the sense he's talking about himself.
Okay.
Because last week he was talking about how he was losing tons of affiliates.
Yeah.
He's now marked all his products down even further than their Memorial Day sales.
He's extended the Memorial Day sales and chopped off like 10% from other things.
And he's now saying, I don't know if this has always been the case, but he's never said it.
If you get on an auto ship, right?
So you get your subscription to his pills.
Yes.
And they just keep coming.
Whatever price you get it at, you lock in that price.
No shit.
So if you get like knockout now is like 60% off.
If you get it on auto ship, you'll consistently have it at that 60% off price
as long as you get it.
That he's taking a bath on these supplements at this point.
He is broke.
Yeah.
Totally.
I'm guessing that that Tuesday court victory was not that good.
It wasn't monetary.
No.
So that also plays into what's going to end up happening on this episode,
which is delightful.
Okay.
But before we get to that,
I love me some hobo Jones.
He's got to get to talking about how much celebrities suck.
But when the church of Satan even piles on and says that she's horrible,
well, then you know that it's part of an establishment move
because they understand that all these attacks and all these calls for violence on Trump
are doing nothing more but backfiring on them in a big, big way.
High praise for the church.
All of that said,
I have a video clip that I'm going to play here.
Oh no.
He plays it twice.
Of celebrities.
This is a small sampling from Madonna to Snoop Dogg threatening to kill Trump.
All two of them.
It's all of the ones that he always goes to.
Yeah, of course.
It's just the video of Madonna saying she's thought about blowing up the White House.
Right.
Conveniently cutting out the end.
She says, but I don't.
But I wouldn't.
Yes.
I would never do that.
They cut out that part.
It's just the clip of Snoop Dogg with a gun to a fake Trump.
I don't know if they even kept it in the part where it puts a bang flag out like a cartoon
comic move.
Now, here's what I would do if I were putting together this video.
This video, I would underlay YG's fuck Donald Trump under.
Why not?
That would be perfect.
It's a family show.
You can't do that.
It would be perfect.
So here's where he gets to, he's going to get to that clip,
but he gets sidetracked by projecting.
This is one of the clips where he really is talking about himself when he talks about
the mainstream media.
And when we come back, I'm going to announce a major initiative against this MSM
terroristic bullying.
That's what it is.
The MSM has been involved in terroristic bullying of the American people.
And the Kathy Griffin saga has taken it to rock bottom.
And they have tried to force feed us all this garbage.
So at least for now, they're taking a pause on their assault on Trump because
everything they did in the campaign failed, then they tripled the assault the last five
months that failed the last six months.
And now they're taking a respite and trying to reorganize and decide what new lies they
need to push and pull it out.
So does that wow, that is eerily similar to exactly what it is he's doing.
It really feels like that's a boy.
Because, I mean, what is he doing?
He's taking a respite, taking a big breath from talking about anything that matters
by fucking trying to dog pile on Kathy Griffin.
Then no one cares.
Yeah.
I love that he hates bullying so much.
Yeah.
He just despises.
Terroristic bullying.
It's awful when people bully.
It really is.
I hate it when people bully.
Yeah.
You should bully those bullies.
Absolutely.
Remember that show, Bully Beatdown on VH1?
What?
It was a show where people, they'd get their bullies and then a MMA fighter would fight them.
It was like, hey, you think you're, you think you're tough.
You could beat up this kid.
What about me?
And then the bully would train and then they would fight.
Okay.
I want to reboot that show with Kathy Griffin as the host.
Please, please.
Get Alex Jones in there.
At the end of every episode, the MMA fighter has the bully's head in his hand.
Get Alex Jones in there again.
Right out of the ISIS playbook.
Totally.
Totally.
I'm sorry.
You had a thought though.
I interrupted you with Bully Beatdown.
I, I can't, I can't think of anything other than that now.
Wow.
I can't think of anything but the meeting where somebody was like, this is the best show we've
ever thought of.
Well, the thing is-
And we want it to be on VH1.
MTV and VH1 really lost it for a couple years.
And I don't think they've got it back, but they really just did anything.
Yeah.
They had like date my mom.
All right.
I'm on board.
Parental control.
That was a show where parents got to choose who their kids dated.
Ooh, doesn't sound as good.
It was very weird.
It was a strange time.
I'm in date for, I'm in for date my mom.
Well, you had to go on a date with a girl's mom, and then if she liked you, you got to
date the daughter.
Oh, that's less fun.
Yeah.
I'm in on bang my friend's mom.
That's a porno.
That's, oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
Well, you said that they were throwing anything out there.
Why not?
It was close.
Because the Russian narrative is falling apart.
Everything else they put out is falling apart.
The fact that Trump's mentally ill, that's falling apart.
So they're now kind of reassessing things and putting the brakes on things with Kathy Griffin,
a third rate failed comic.
They are now deciding to throw over the side of the boat because there are real debates
in the whole Soros globalist combine about whether they're going to have nationwide riots
coming up in July that they're already financing, cop killing riots, civil unrest.
I mean, that's being prepared right now.
And so that's why Kathy Griffin and others have been encouraged to act like this.
And it's been a safe climate to engage in this type of criminal activity in many cases,
where we see terrorism experts saying terrorists ought to strike Trump properties,
inviting the attacks, recommending them, colluding with them.
It's almost like somebody invited them.
Nice assist is internet media personalities, production houses,
trying to encourage lone wolves to go out and carry out attacks.
And that's what the media has been doing.
They've been acting just like Al Qaeda and just like ISIS.
And that's why the new contest we're launching is called expose the MSM media terrorist.
Now, I know all you have to do is give us all of your money.
Well, but it is part of it.
Of course, you have to pay to be in the contest.
Don't you?
I know you loved the animation contest.
Yes.
And so when I heard this, that there was another contest, I was like, Jordan's going to love this.
We'll get to the specifics of the contest in a little bit and why it's the biggest charade
in the world.
Oh, I can't wait.
But I have this vision now of the globalists sitting around this giant like Dr. Strange Love Table.
Soros just walking in there being like, gentlemen, when shall we have the riots?
There's debates.
I am thinking there's debates late summer.
The two hot early fall.
That's what I imagine that it's like whenever the globalists talk over each other.
I like to riot when it's brisk out.
So stupid.
We want to see the leaves change color wait until December.
But you know what he's talking about?
He's talking about that March for Truth that's been organized.
Yeah, right.
We're already financing.
Cop killers.
March for cop killers.
You understand what he's doing.
Kathy Griffin's going to lead the march.
What he's doing is 100% like in that clip literally doing everything a fascist propagandist would do.
He's trying to invalidate the press.
He's trying to attack the press at the same time.
He's labeling legitimate protests as riots.
If you were an authoritarian leader, there's a little more that you would want out of a mouthpiece.
Yeah, I can think of.
It's almost like bullying.
I can think of a few like recent examples of that exact same behavior from what would it be?
Turkey.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Russia, of course.
Sure.
Um, I don't know.
Soon to be.
Nigel Farage.
I'm pretty sure he's doing that too.
Soon to be us.
Yeah, no kidding.
So this next clip is pretty short, but I think it's really telling.
It's really telling about what Alex Jones thinks matters to people.
And it's it's super fucked up.
I don't I don't even know how to set it up.
Just listen to it.
And you've got the Chicago tribute and everybody pointing out that Trump's properties are the
soft targets again, trying to run down the value of them.
You name it.
These people are at war with us.
These people are at war with us by trying to run down the value of those properties.
Why the fuck do I care what Trump's houses are valued at?
I don't give a shit.
And I've read the articles that he's talking about and he mentioned
MSNBC counterterrorism expert who was saying that ISIS should bomb Trump's buildings.
That was Malcolm Nance.
And I've watched everything that he's put out.
I've watched the clip in question.
He's not saying that he's saying that terrorists obviously would want to target his buildings.
He's saying that if he had to predict those would be the first targets.
And of course they would.
You'd have to be an idiot not to think that it seems really easy to do.
Also, it doesn't seem like it would be that hard for ISIS to really get one in the Trump Tower.
Maybe not Trump Tower itself because there's a lot of protection there.
No, of course.
But go to one of the other ones.
I mean, for fuck's sake, blow up a golf course.
Sure.
That'd be fun.
I think it's too big.
It's 18 holes.
Yeah, the ninth hole.
Blow up the ninth hole.
Yeah, right on the way into the clubhouse.
The hinge?
That right on the way into the clubhouse, everybody just starts falling into a giant pit.
Done.
ISIS.
Donate to the show and you'll become policy wise.
Jesus.
No.
No.
I gotta walk that one back.
But yeah, that's what Alex Jones' conception of what matters is.
I'm never going to do the CNN New Year's Eve stories.
No, you're not.
No, I'm not.
But that's what matters to Alex is Trump's property being valuable.
That is important to him and he thinks the people who would act against that are at war with us.
I don't understand.
Like, that's his thought.
Like, that's really where he goes.
So they're trying to attack Trump.
They're trying to take him down and they want to drive down the property value of his house,
of his houses, of his properties.
Obviously, their value.
But I think that means that Alex's house is not worth as much as he thought it was.
It's possible.
Possible.
There was an article in the tribute about it.
I think he needs to sell his house.
He's going to sell his car.
His alimony payments are crazy high right now.
I don't know.
Who knows what happened in court on Tuesday?
Yeah, that's interesting.
Anyway, this next movie finally gets to the celebrity video that he was talking about.
And it starts with Mickey Rourke being kind of awesome.
And then Alex insults Mickey Rourke in a very transphobic way.
And then Alex Jones does not understand trolling.
It's really, it's really fascinating what he thinks he's doing.
Just let this play.
And then you can ask your question.
Let's go to that clip.
His wife said, well, he's a tough guy.
He's not a tough guy.
He's a bully and he's a bitch.
And he can suck my **** and I'll meet him in the hotel.
Remember the **** day of the week?
I hit pause and look like a slugger.
Look at this poor guy.
He looks like a cat woman.
He's had so many plastic surgeries.
He used to be a great actor, bombed out of his brain, totally insane.
I know folks that know him in Hollywood.
Mickey Rourke threatening the president of real meeting with a baseball bat
and all these other tough guys, how they want to hurt or attack the president
all because he wants to try to protect the country and stop people
like the guy that came in from living in and blow up all these little girls.
Let's let's back this up one more time.
See, Mickey being a tough guy is actually taking care of your family
and your country and not siding with Islamist and having a big rubber face.
I mean, you look like a clown.
You look like an overweight tranny.
You're the overweight tranny and then we've got
Kathy Griffin.
She looks like an anorexic tranny or something.
I'm not against trannies.
I'm just pointing out that we've got...
I'm trolling the media there.
I'm doing that on purpose as a joke, folks.
Not bashing trannies.
It's a joke.
Even though he does look like the joker or something.
Let me be serious and play the club.
Here it is.
So like...
I know.
Why does he...
I know.
Just...
It's so bizarre.
Can't eat that!
It's so bizarre.
Okay.
It's so bizarre that he's just like, I'm trolling the media.
But what part of it is trolling?
Like, is it that you're saying that word that defends people?
Is that the part that's trolling?
Is it saying...
No, he didn't understand that word.
No, because...
He doesn't understand the reason that word is a...
Because he said it again.
Yeah, exactly.
He followed it up with that word.
I don't hate them.
I think he means...
I think he doesn't...
What's the trolling?
I think he thinks that when the MSM reports on this,
they're going to take that out of context and be like,
here's Alex Jones hating on trans...
transgender people.
But he is.
Exactly.
He doesn't understand...
He doesn't understand that by the very nature of him
throwing off those things, that's very offensive.
Well, I found a clip that I don't know if we'll use
in the investigation.
It's dehumanizing.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I don't think he understands that when people
ask not to be called the N-word or the T-word,
they're not doing it because they want you to be nice to them.
They're doing it because those words have been used
to hurt people throughout time.
The entirety of their existence.
And so when words are used as insults,
they aren't words that you should use towards people.
It's not like...
The math isn't very difficult to figure out.
If something was used as a pejorative...
Stop bullying me.
Right.
Stop bullying me.
Free speech.
Free speech.
Right.
Second amendment.
Second amendment.
So...
That's the one that covers free speech, right?
Free speech, free guns.
More importantly, hell yeah, Mickey Rourke.
He can suck my fucking dick.
You guys are bitch.
You are goddamn right.
I mean, come on.
What are you gonna do?
So in this next clip, Alex...
But doesn't that seem like the...
I don't know why you would put that in your clip
because doesn't that seem like exactly the thing
Alex Jones loves so much?
What?
Like the rant he went on about SHIFT.
Like that whole thing was exactly that.
So why are you suddenly being like,
hey now, hold on, don't you...
Let me tell you something.
This is because you're an ex-harmist.
That's why.
Like, fuck you, you should be...
If you're Alex Jones, you should be like,
you know what, I disagree with you,
but I love the way you do it, man.
Wait, are you talking about Mickey Rourke?
Yeah, that's exactly the tone,
that's exactly the type of speech.
The wording, every part of that
is exactly what Alex Jones did to Adam SHIFT.
I think that Alex Jones was drunker
and less creative than Mickey Rourke.
Because Mickey Rourke brought in a bat
and a hotel room for some reason.
Well, Mickey Rourke is an artist.
Yeah, I don't know.
You're totally right.
I have no idea.
My big answer would be that Alex is dumb.
How could he not,
how could he not at least respect that?
Well, because he has a vested interest in not.
You know, he has...
Right, but that's such a,
that's such a fucking punk move.
I know, but...
Alex Jones is a bitch!
We're coming to...
Also, I don't like using that for...
Yeah, whatever.
Agreed.
Right.
We're coming to this from a rational perspective,
and that's a problem,
because he lives in an irrational world.
That is a problem.
He lives in a world where he has a line
that he has to hold up.
And no matter what,
he's gonna hold up that line.
And we don't.
There's a lot of things that we could give up on,
and we don't have to defend.
Like, we're liberal-minded people,
but we don't give a fuck about Kathy Griffin.
Still don't care.
Yeah.
So, I mean, like, we don't care.
We can be flexible about things,
because we're not rigidly adhering to an ideology.
And you can,
and here's the craziest part
that I hate about the whole Kathy Griffin thing,
is the people on the right are bitching like,
they've Kathy Griffin been in that whole thing.
Snowflakey.
Right, exactly.
Then you have people who are like,
what are you fucking talking about?
What if they did this to Obama?
They did!
Here are pictures of people burning Obama in an effigy.
Or Ted Nugent,
if you want to use a famous person with his guns.
Exactly.
And either way, you're just sitting there thinking,
one of those is intentional and literal.
Yeah.
Kathy Griffin does not actually want to do that.
A lot of the people who burned him in effigy,
it was not a symbolic.
Kathy Griffin was making an artistic statement,
but at the same time,
it was aggressive and violent.
And like, I'm not going to let her off the hook
if you're just trying to say that like,
one person hanging Obama is equivalent,
or is worse.
It is because it's racially charged too.
You know the lynching aspect of it.
Well, and also there's intention behind it.
Maybe.
I don't know if that's fair though.
I don't think it's fair to say that those people who
expressed themselves through lynching a fake Obama,
I don't know if they would.
Boy, you just said that sentence.
I did.
Express yourself through lynching a fake Obama.
Right.
Is not a sentence that carries well with whatever,
whatever your following argument is going to be.
I'm just going to go right back to,
they express themselves by lynching a fake Obama.
I'm not thrilled that that came out of my mouth.
But what the argument I'm making is,
I don't think that they would necessarily hang Obama himself
in the same way that I obviously,
Kathy Griffin wouldn't be head Donald Trump.
Like I think that there is.
I wouldn't put it past her.
Okay.
Well then you just invalidated your argument for a joke.
So look, we're never going to get to the bottom of that.
Everybody is wrong.
Still don't care.
I don't either.
I wish we had not spent this much time talking about it.
I wish Alex hadn't brought it up.
So I could continue to live in my world where I don't give a shit.
Yeah, just ignore it.
Yeah.
Too late.
But you know what you can't ignore?
Alex Jones has a new contest.
Oh, sweet.
Now we're going to get to it.
Now let me make the new announcement.
It's up on info wars.com.
It just went live.
It is also up on big league politics.
The story again is on info wars.com.
Mike Cernovich called me last night.
That's not the story.
If you're watching info wars, how do you not
on info wars.com?
And he said, Alex, I got a really good idea.
With this Kathy Griffin story, he said, you know how you did your Bill Clinton's a
ripist contest and she held out about $125,000 on that and how it happened
thousands of times on the national team.
It's still happening at Democratic rallies.
They tried to change the subject on to Trump being a sexual predator with no evidence.
And Bill Clinton has settled rape cases and done everything else.
And his wife defended pedophiles and other rapists that she knew were guilty.
She's admitted that.
She was a lawyer.
So they took their big weakness, just like they were weak on Russia.
So they blame that on Trump.
They took their big weakness of their sexual predator activities and Jerry Epstein and
Anthony Weiner and all the child porn garbage.
And so they then projected that on to Trump.
So what we did is we said, listen, we've got to take action.
So Roger Stone and many others worked to get
Bill Clinton's rape victims into that debate.
And I worked with you, the listeners, to go out and simply say Bill Clinton's a rapist.
I promise we're about to get to the actual contest.
This is just him sort of jacking himself off about what he's done.
Yeah, no, he's talking about how he's got the most successful contest there's ever been.
My contest's weighed in a lecture and this sort of shit.
We busted our ass off to make sure everybody knew Bill Clinton was a rapist.
You made a shirt.
And I agree.
Yeah.
So we're about to get to the actual contest.
And to make it more fun, everybody that gets the shirt for more than five seconds or so,
clearly on TV, you get a thousand dollars if you do it and get infowars.com out.
And the fact that the mainstream media are anti-American terrorists,
that the fake news are a bunch of terroristic bullies, terms like that, out on CNN, Fox,
I don't care.
CNN's who we're targeting because she works for CNN.
Not anymore.
She doesn't just do the ball drop.
She's routinely on CNN.
She does comedy for them.
I see her on there all the time.
All the comedy on CNN.
Not even watching CNN.
Yeah, comedy news network.
To CNN employee.
And to fund this, we're going to sell a t-shirt.
You also get a thousand dollars, $2,500.
If you're seen wearing the t-shirt on national TV, C-Span,
you're local news.
If that then gets picked up nationally or goes viral, I will choose a thousand or $2,500
until it hits $200,000.
Last time we hit a hundred thousand in like a few weeks.
It's showing people did it successfully.
And then still other folks were doing it.
So I still paid out to some other folks, but I didn't really have the money.
I don't really have $200,000 laying around, but this is worth it.
This is a key crack in their facade.
America is awake now.
They jump the shark.
This is iconic.
It's not iconic.
It's already a snooze.
The Kathy Griffin story.
Yeah, it's already over.
She's already fired.
She was fired the morning of this broadcast.
She doesn't have more gigs with CNN.
She really was just their ball drop with Ryan Seacrest lady.
And she's been fired.
I wonder how her bookings are going.
Maybe fell through a little.
I would say probably a few of them, especially in the south.
I assume you got to take a little break.
Maybe go to Vegas for a bit.
Yeah, that'd be a good idea.
Hang out and have people think your carrot top.
I don't know.
She's going to have to work out a lot more.
Yeah, but like the thing is, Alex thinks that like we're going to be talking about
nothing with Kathy Griffin for the next six months.
It's the big story.
So he's made a shirt.
I mean, the Russia thing has fallen through.
He's made a shirt.
Everybody knows that's over.
He has a shirt that's based on like shepherd fairy sort of style with her holding a severed
Trump head.
And it says terrorist CNN CNN terrorist on it.
That's a bad idea.
Totally that backfires so fast.
She's already fired and the shirts are a week away.
Yeah, he hasn't ordered them yet.
And not just that.
Why do you want to put that image out more?
I don't know.
That's not a good.
Yeah.
We want to remind everybody about how pretty much everybody feels most of the time.
Well, they want to put the image out more because they think or Alex is presenting it
is like this is the jump the shark moment for Trump hate when it's not.
It's not at all.
No, it's something off on some weird side road that most people aren't going down.
Yeah.
It's somewhere over there.
We're all ignoring it.
Moving forward with the actual investigations that are going on.
Pretty important stuff and the facts.
You know, like treason.
He is going to take a fucking huge L on this because he I don't I don't remember all the
clips that I have, but he says that he ordered 10 varieties.
Oh, no.
They all have to do with the Kathy Griffin picture.
Oh, man.
He spent the entire broadcast pretty much I would say like 60% of the time that picture
was on the big screen behind him at the news desk.
It's like he is going to take a bath on those.
He thinks that this is going to save him as the new mem, but it's not.
No, it's not going to work bad.
It's it's terrible.
He's he's not going to do well with the shirt.
The flip side of it is he has enough rabid fans that he will sell a bunch of those shirts.
I don't think he'll even sell that many of those.
I think he'll be okay.
I don't think he'll hit $200,000 given them out.
No, I don't think so.
No, but yes, the bigger issue is that this is trying to get sales.
Yeah, this is about selling shit.
Right.
It's a contest.
He sees an opportunity.
It's the it's the Monopoly McDonald's contest.
That's what it is.
Yep.
He's buy these shirts so you might win a thousand dollars.
How many people have access to getting on the news necessarily of the people who are going
to buy these shirts?
Right.
Tiny number.
Right.
If you get on the local news, it has to go viral for it to pay off.
And in order for it to pay off, you have to say info wars.com while you're on the thing.
Oh, really?
There are even more catches in loopholes and.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
You get a thousand dollars if you're seen on TV with one of those shirts or a sign that
says that.
Okay.
That's CNN or terrorists.
You get $2,500 if you have one of those on TV and you say info wars.com repeatedly.
Yeah.
You have to yell if I got like world star hip hop.
The people behind the bum fights and shit.
So it's all it's all about selling shit and he makes it clear in this next clip that
you know, you gotta buy.
So the shirts are being produced right now.
Take them a week to get here.
So have your shirts the next week and a half, but don't wait for that.
We're putting the PDFs up on info wars.com and info wars.com forward slash contest or
just on the front page right now.
Operation exposed terrorist media.
I'm going to tweet it out at real Alex Jones.
Don't do it.
I'm going to tweet it out on Paul Watson's Twitter.
Please retweet it.
You can make your own.
I bet he has the longest.
Your own image.
Have a poster board.
Make your own t shirt.
I don't care what you do.
However you do it, just get it on the news that CNN is a terrorist organization.
So there's two pieces to that.
The first is the shirts will be here in a week, but don't wait.
Buy them now.
So there's that aspect.
And then he's saying they're going to sell out fast.
He's saying make your own shirts.
Do your own shit because he knows that even if people do their own stuff,
it's still advertising for him.
Right.
It's still absolute free advertising.
So I like that is trolling.
That's what that is.
Trying to get on CNN saying that bullshit.
It's also not it's not like it's going to convince anybody who's watching CNN
at the time to be like, I think I will check out info wars.
It's it's trolling to the news to some extent,
but on a greater extent, it's trolling his audience.
Right.
Yeah. It's if you buy these shirts and play into this, you're the rude.
You're the one who's you're the mark in all this.
Well, if you listen to info wars, you're already you're already past that point.
You might as well go whole log.
So in this next clip, Alex admits that what Kathy Griffin did was totally legal,
which of course it was.
But then he gets into one of his patented soon to be failed predictions.
Kathy Griffin should be ashamed says Trump.
People ask, isn't he legal?
No, she didn't say kill the president.
She did some very obnoxious performance art.
You could argue that is pushing the idea of violence and this whole atmosphere
of the riots they want in July that Mike Cernovich first broke months ago,
that Soros is admittedly funding at double the rates.
He was ever funding civil unrest previously.
He's been a big part of overthrowing parts of the Middle East, Ukraine.
You name it.
So he means business.
They're planning something big this summer.
But finally, this caught the public and it's just people are so sick of it.
And the demonization has backfired.
I was telling crew members last week.
I said it on air.
I said they've hit bottom.
It's now backfiring.
What is their next tactic going to be?
And I believe it's going to be false flags to make themselves the victims.
If you guys, oh, oh, yeah, they would make themselves the fucking victims of what?
Some kind of right wing terrorists who's fucking murdering people.
Yeah, they would make themselves fucking false flags.
They don't need to do that shit.
There's already enough right wing fucks murdering people.
The most dangerous fucking people in this country right now
are old white dudes who have a fucking X to grind.
Yeah, that's the problem.
Well, that's the situation.
Fuck you if you think that we do not need false flags.
You guys are doing more than fucking enough.
Well, the further thing that I mean, I agree with you.
But also, if you're listening to our investigation back into 2015,
you'll recognize some of this language because Alex Jones was talking in 2015
about how it was going to be the summer of rage that never came to be.
He always does this.
He always predicts basically almost every summer that shit's going to jump off this summer.
Well, ever since the summer of 69, he's always known summers are dangerous.
First real six string.
But at a five and dime is cheap back then to get a guitar.
But you know what?
What?
Jordan, I have some good news.
What's your good news?
Alex Jones is a smart man.
Huh?
He's figured everything out.
He's figured out exactly what the globalists are up to,
and he's going to lay out his plan.
I'm pretty sure he's figured out what the globalists have been up to for 20 years,
and none of it has come true.
Well, he's figured all that fuck all that.
He's reverse engineered all of this, but it doesn't seem.
Oh, OK, you're waving it away.
Fuck all that.
Fair enough.
The past is past.
Fake news.
Fake news in the past.
Let it die.
Let it be buried at the past.
All right.
You can't live in the past.
Y2K.
Come on, man.
We're going to live in the now.
You got to live in the now.
OK.
And when you live in the now, you come up with things like this.
Also, I believe that this clip is pretty strong evidence
that Alex Jones is smack dab in the middle of a manic episode.
But this is such an exciting time to be alive,
because I've been waiting for another contest.
I've been saying, we pioneered having these contests for free speech,
legally and lawfully, with the Bill Clinton right stuff,
and the vaccine awareness things I've done,
the Bill Clinton Joker, and the Obama Joker stuff we've done.
But I've been waiting for the right moment,
waiting for the right thing.
And when I saw this Kathy Griffin thing,
I said, this is going to be huge.
She's going to be destroyed by this.
They've gone too far.
People are fed up.
She did this right at the right moment,
where people were finally sick of the poison,
about to throw it up, about to reject it.
And the numbers show that, but I can feel it.
She came right at the right time,
where they've now are throwing her overboard.
And why are they doing it?
That's another big question,
because they're preparing riots this summer.
They want to pull back now and have the media act like
they're not for the violence,
because they're getting ready to actually trigger it.
They've got it built up and ready.
Now they want to start decrying it,
a month out from July, before they trigger it.
We're almost exactly a month out from the July 3rd riots,
they're publicly planning nationwide.
So they want to pull back, act like they're all for peace,
so they can act like they repudiated
those calling for violence ahead of it,
and ahead of them launching false flags on patriots.
Yeah, what do you think about that?
He figured it out.
I mean, that's just a bad plan.
That's just a bad plan.
Now, I'm not saying he's wrong.
I'm saying whoever came up with that plan,
be it the mainstream media,
or Alex Jones has developed a very poor plan.
Alex Jones is a lunatic,
and that's what he thinks is going on.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I'll give you the reality.
There's a bunch of people who are very pissed off
about the way that Trump is comporting himself,
and so they've planned marches
to peacefully organize and protest,
as is the right of citizens.
Second amendment.
Secondarily, Kathy Griffin is a nut job,
and she made a picture that was in very poor taste,
and people responded in kind.
Whether they be on the right or the left,
people were just like, that lacks class.
I'm not into that.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
The collective response to Kathy Griffin was,
nothing.
And then so CNN fired her,
promptly, certainly more promptly
than Fox News has ever fired anybody.
Fake news.
And so they might hear you.
So it's all resolved already.
It's all resolved.
There's nothing left,
but Alex thinks it's going to be the biggest thing.
Let's have our own contest.
Okay.
Okay.
If you find somebody wearing one of those shirts,
and you email us a picture of it.
Give them a hug.
They do that.
They need it.
And we will give you an honorary policy walk status.
Oh, sure.
If you see one of those fucking shirts in the wild.
Oh, man.
I've only ever seen one Info Wars shirt in public.
Yeah.
Ever.
It was when I went down with Marty to a show
in the middle of Indiana.
Marty DeRosa friend of the show and former guest.
Yeah.
We had a show in the middle of Indiana,
and I went and I was like, oh, my man.
I had an Info Wars shirt on and a MAGA hat.
I was like, we are in the middle of Indiana.
Yeah.
But it was just still one guy.
Right.
Packed bar, one dude.
I want to see, yeah.
It was like a unicorn.
I want to know, I want to know how many of those shirts he sells.
I want an exact number.
I can't imagine it's not many.
I mean, they only cost five bucks.
Yeah.
No, it's, he sells a hundred of those at most.
It's free shipping in the month of May.
It's free shipping, Jesus.
Yeah, he's trying to give shit away.
He's having trouble.
Yeah.
I sincerely believe that all of this is just indications
that shit is falling apart.
Yeah.
Well, of course.
That also would explain his manic episode.
Also, I don't think he was in court on Tuesday.
I think he was probably having a bender.
But be that as it may, you know,
whatever Jerome Corsi's news didn't, you know,
pass the smell test.
Right.
Alex Jones had to.
That's my theory.
Anyway, at this point in the episode,
Mike Cernovich gets in the mix.
We get Mike Cernovich on Skype,
and he says some of the dumbest shit.
Oh, no.
He is whole hog about this, this contest.
Are you super into it?
Because it was his idea.
Came up with it.
Yeah, of course.
He came up with it by saying,
hey, Alex, remember that thing you did in the past?
Let's do it again.
Right.
All right.
Which is a, which is a fantastic little trick of like,
hey, I had this idea, but it's really your idea.
So you know it's a good idea.
And if it does work, Cernovich is the golden boy.
And when it doesn't work, it's going to be hilarious.
Yeah.
So the thing that I think is the funniest
is that this is how Cernovich starts,
and he tries to maybe be a little bit
grandiose about the purpose of this contest.
Oh, who would have guessed?
And it's pretty funny.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Right when it happened, I thought,
because, you know, a lot of people listening at home
don't realize that Alex and I had a big meeting in Austin.
And we said, you know, we really want to find ways
to help people who listen.
And maybe you want to make a career in journalism,
but you can't hire everybody,
but we want to find ways to spread the wealth around voluntarily.
And this contest is a way for people to say,
hey, you know, maybe I'm a young kid, I'm struggling,
or hey, maybe I want to get into the media game or whatever.
But I don't know what to do.
And it's fun to add some booty in there.
But also, if you want to get into the media game,
yeah, here's how you do it.
Wear a shirt.
I remember Ted Koppel reminiscing in his autobiography
about how he became such an important newsman.
And what happened was Edward R. Murrow had a contest.
You remember that, which just had Joe McCarthy's face on it.
And it said, despair, right?
Wait, it wasn't the Joe McCarthy rape shirt?
No, you're right.
It was that one.
I apologize.
I got that mixed up with Shepard Ferry's Joe McCarthy print.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, that is the craziest thing I've ever heard.
The idea that they're doing this contest
to help young guns who want to get into the media game.
Yeah.
It's like, okay, yeah, you know that most things don't work
like rebel media.
You know, most things don't work like Lauren Southern.
Just randomly got a YouTube video up and like, yeah,
we'll pay a 40 grand a year.
I'm going to go insult liberals and then have them explain
things to me and pretend I won.
You're hired.
You did it.
Listen, it wasn't great, but you got moxie, kid.
You got moxie.
You're very cute and you hate women.
You're in.
It's like, it's like they think it's 1940s New York,
whenever like, and a doctoro book, Billy Bathgate,
where everybody's just little kids wandering down the
cobblestone streets like, hey, mister, you work for the mob.
Can I get a job running numbers, sir?
You're a maid boy.
It's also, it also has the smell of like,
it would be the equivalent of getting a job with Howard Stern
or getting a job in radio by going on someone else's show
and yelling Baba Buie, you know?
It's like, all you're doing is disrupting people
and giving Alex free press.
You are not doing anything for your own brand.
You're not helping yourself at all.
But because they know that people are fucking stupid
that listen to their show, they're like, oh yeah,
this is going to be your way of getting your foot in the door
because then you're going to have a real.
And then if you're charismatic enough, when you're on air,
you're going to have a real, yeah.
Apple words.com, Apple words.com, Apple words.com.
You're right.
You are perfect.
This kid's got it.
Like, I like that fucking.
I love the way he reads into the teleprompter.
That's really good stuff.
Yeah. I mean, it's just nonsense, but it's even worse.
This next clip is even worse.
Listen to this.
Cause just like Henry Ford said, he was a bad guy.
And anyways, he's right.
Why do you pay people 10 times when anybody else does?
He goes, cause I want to build an economy
where they can buy the cars.
I want to build a middle class.
We need a middle class.
We need to spend money and build things
or there isn't a civilization to live in.
Yeah.
That's exactly right.
Building our own economy is the exact phrase
that Alex and I used at Easter brunch we had
with my wife and daughter.
We said, how can we build up more people?
How can we build this economy
so that people have more success and more prosperity?
So these contests are a perfect way.
This is how you do it?
This is how you do it.
They're so delusional.
That's what you gotta do.
Doing a contest where you can win $1,000 to troll
some newscaster.
That's creating prosperity.
What it is, is it is a stimulus package.
Yeah.
It is.
Now admittedly, it's not as much as maybe the treasury would like.
Sure.
But I think randomly maybe putting out roughly 50 grand at most
is really going to jumpstart our economy.
Listen, think of all the things you could buy with $1,000.
Not that much.
You could buy a medium level TV.
Maybe, yeah, sure.
At least, at least 10,000 Big Macs.
One and two thirds month rent.
That's not it.
Let's be realistic.
No, it's $1,000 is not that much.
No, we're in trouble.
It's a lot if you're a baby.
It's a lot if you're a child.
Like if you're a 15-year-old,
if you're a 15-year-old and you want to go out there
and put on one of those shirts, which I think is irresponsible.
If you're a baby and you want to go out there
and put on one of those shirts,
you need to have a conversation with your parents.
Alex Jones better give someone $5,000
if they put it on a onesie.
Get that on the news.
That would be amazing.
I would actually be for that.
But how fucking lunatic is it to be like,
this is creating prosperity?
To me, this doesn't sound like their usual line.
I think they're full-on delusional.
This is manic.
They are really believing that this is true.
You are a manic depressive.
Yes.
I have been called that.
This rings true to your episodes on the show.
Yes, absolutely.
I got this great idea.
Yeah, no, this is a perfect idea.
Let me tell you something.
This is what's going to bring us out of that fucking hole
that we've been in.
I'm going to tell you this right now.
No, I haven't slept for three days.
Everybody wants to talk about that.
But let me tell you something.
If you just fucking listen to my ideas,
if you just listen to them one fucking time,
maybe we wouldn't be in this situation, huh?
Maybe it's your fault we're losing a lot of affiliates.
All I'm saying is t-shirts.
Our ratings would be huge if it wasn't for fucking Corsi.
Yeah, yeah.
And now we've got to fix the ship.
And I found the perfect way.
I should have killed Corsi when I had the chance.
I thought about it.
I thought about it on Monday.
I was thinking, you know what would be an even bigger story?
Would it be an even bigger story
than Corsi's bombshell information?
Dead Corsi.
If there was a Corsi.
I made him and I can take him out of this world.
That is delusional.
That is delusions of grandeur.
But like, I think that Alex is having a manic episode
and I think Cernovich might do Coke.
I don't know.
Like, that would have been a much more fun Easter brunch
than that.
I can't imagine how much it sucks to be Cernovich's daughter
eating Easter brunch with depressed, lonely, childless
Alex Jones.
Well, no, because he probably still had his wife,
his new wife.
Oh, do they have their own kid too?
They have a new baby.
Yeah.
Weird, gross, poor bastard.
That baby's going to be wearing a dead Kathy Griffin shirt.
That baby is doing great.
Yeah, that's not good.
Thrilled for that baby.
Um, but yeah, you're right.
Those shirts are going to wind up next to the Super Bowl
loser T-shirts in, uh, in Ghana.
It's going to be a tarfer.
Yeah, exactly.
There's no way that like, I mean, I agree with you entirely.
This is what the thought I was trying to get to
is that this isn't the normal lying.
No.
This is, but it's still the normal desperation.
Absolutely.
This is a desperate man trying to come up with a PR stunt
because everything is going down the tubes.
He needs attention because also he's not selling shit.
That's why everything has all the prices cut.
That's why he needs to move product.
He's bullshitting everybody.
Like he's saying that he's building a new studio,
like a million dollar studio.
You're not.
There's no way you're doing that.
And if you are, you shouldn't be.
You shouldn't be building a million dollar studio
and doing a $200,000 contest, but be that as it may,
it's not a $200,000 contest.
No.
It's a contest with a limit of $200,000.
Like all this is bullshit.
All this is-
He would just be screaming if they,
if they actually had to pay out $200,000.
He'd be crushing it.
Or he would be the least lucky man.
It's like it would be, uh, what, 200 people,
the only 200 people who bought shirts,
who all somehow found themselves on the news.
Only one guy doing it 200 times.
See now, that's how you jumpstart the economy right there.
You could buy one shirt and do it over and over again.
Go to sporting events.
No, they got a limit one per person.
I don't know about that.
Let me look on the website.
Let me see.
I know they absolutely do not.
They absolutely don't.
Oh, sweet.
Then we are buying one of those shirts.
I am not.
Oh, I'm just, I listen.
Alex has-
You know how they have that good morning America wall
that you can all like, oh, oh yeah.
I am punching a lot of people out and screaming on followers.com.
Um, again, this is fun.
We want to award as many prizes as possible.
Even if you don't quite make it on TV,
post your pictures to Twitter and social media.
Yeah.
Well, of course, that way we don't have to pay for them.
Please tag, we get it free.
Tag your pictures at real Alex Jones.
The hashtag with the hashtag is CNN is Isis.
That's a bad hashtag.
It's just CNN Isis, Isis is.
So ridiculous.
They really got to get a better social media manager.
Shouldn't listen to Cernovich.
So in this next clip, Mike Cernovich explains what this is about.
Okay.
It's not about money.
It's not about publicity.
It's, it's about something else.
But it's not even about that.
It's about getting back in their face,
pointing out that mainstream media is the enemy
and that we will not put up with their bullying anymore, Mike.
Yeah.
And it's about speaking out, which is why when I was at that Austin rally,
I took on the microphone and said, Bill Clinton is a rapist.
And then you triggered that kind of animosity and anger from them
that Kathy Griffin has.
But here's the way I look at it.
If Alex wants to give an event, he's going to have people disrupt it.
If I'm going to do an event, people are going to disrupt it.
It is time for us, legally and lawfully, if we see CNN out there
recording an interview, we need to get right up in there.
Free country, public space.
We have every right to go up there.
That when CNN is filming something out on the street corner,
they don't have a right to exclude anybody.
They don't have that property right there.
So people have every right to go up there and say,
why is your employee Kathy Griffin a terrorist?
Why do you support terrorism?
Why won't CNN do the right thing and renounce terrorism?
See, we have every right to do it.
And we're going to exercise that right.
And we want to incentivize people to exercise that right.
We want to try and get people to do this for us
because we're not going to do it.
We want to incentivize.
We want to incite people to do this.
We want to incentivize rights.
Yes.
Also, too late, she's already fired.
She's already fired.
Why won't CNN come out and denounce terrorism?
I think they do.
I don't think they do.
I think they support Kathy Griffin as we all know,
ISIS loves pale redheads to front their organizations.
That's just a fact.
And then, of course, CNN, they have comedy from Kathy Griffin.
I don't know what's going on.
Why won't CNN come out and renounce terrorism?
They fired.
They fired her.
We're done.
And that wasn't even as a renouncement of terrorism.
That was just like, come on, Kathy.
Yeah.
Come on.
Well, that's the problem.
They didn't renounce terrorism.
That's why Sernovich is still mad.
She should be in jail.
So now, Sernovich has a brilliant idea.
And when I say brilliant, I mean dog shit.
OK.
This is a terrible idea.
Is this the same as Corsi pitching
about how he's going to die last week?
No.
No.
Because this, I think, people might actually do.
OK.
That one was just straight bullshit.
Alex should have killed him.
He really should have.
He really should have killed him.
Because then you could do the next week.
You don't have to reveal the information
that's bumpus.
You don't have to do that.
Because now you have like, I might get to the bottom
of what the information was that Corsi died for.
Exactly.
You could do months of that.
And you got Roger Stone there to cover it up for you.
If anybody knows how to hide bodies, it's Roger Stone.
Totally.
Yeah.
No.
And you could have Roger Stone take over for like a month
while you're on assignment trying to figure out
what did Corsi know.
You could stay home drunk.
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,040
While you're trying to lay low.
You could stay home drunk and just do reports from the road
like, oh, I got a lead.
I talked to this legislator.
That would be a great.
If it just suddenly turns into infowars.com
slash hunting Bigfoot, that would be perfect.
Yeah.
He really fucked up.
Yeah.
Like there was like one path open to him to great ratings.
Unfortunately, it involves murdering an employee.
Unfortunately.
Listen, Corsi, you could have just made it look like a heart attack.
He's already old.
He is old.
He's fucking dead.
He's a walking dead man.
Might as well just push him off the cliff.
Anyway, you ready to hear a certain which is dumb idea?
I am ready to hear it.
But I just know, I feel in my gut, this is going to absolutely take off.
It was going to be 100,000.
Remember last night we talked, but I'm doing 200,000.
And listen, if you buy enough, it could become it's an economy.
Those of you that have money, buy the shirts, promote free speech,
let the mainstream media know that they're the enemy,
meet like minded people, and then I'll just keep putting the money back in.
We'll go to $1 million, $2 million, $5 million.
I mean, theoretically, if enough shirts got bought,
we would change the whole landscape of the country,
the greatest meme ever seen, and you'd have people winning $5 million.
Exactly right.
So people can buy 10 shirts, give them out.
Buy 10 shirts, give them to homeless people.
Right?
Whoa.
Whoa, I just thought of that.
What do you think of that, Alex?
Give them to homeless people, and then they're going to be walking billboards.
Wow.
Yes, I just thought of that right now that people who are more successful
could buy 10 shirts, 100 shirts, walk around, and give them to homeless people,
and then we'll have everybody wearing these shirts.
That's a billboard for children.
And you know what, the homeless and trendies and people,
they like violence and death and blood.
We don't.
But they'll love these shirts, and they'll wear them.
Exactly.
And then that will spread the meme even further.
There's not a chance people are going to wear that shirt.
Also very offensive to say that homeless and trendies love violence.
Well, I mean, if not like they, look, they don't.
Right.
They absolutely hate violence and death and blood.
They hate giant guns sitting on tables.
They despise peacocks being murdered by the 10 shirts of this picture.
Yeah.
Well, that's you got to buy.
You got to buy 10 of them.
Hates violence.
You got to buy one from.
It's a collector series.
Do you remember the McDonald's Batman Forever tie in?
Can I get those glasses?
I do.
Those frosted glasses.
Those are perfect.
Those are amazing.
Yep.
Can I be honest, though?
I would suggest rethinking the homeless billboard strategy for a couple reasons.
One why you don't want to associate your brand with the homeless.
That's one thing.
Another thing is it's really insulting to think of the homeless as things.
And you're just using them.
Not walking billboards.
So that's that's sort of problematic.
Not people billboards.
That's problematic to mine ears.
But then beyond that, I don't think.
Clear Channel actually owns all the homeless these days.
These days.
Clear Channel.
Would you like to donate some change to Jack FM?
I have never gone up to a homeless person and seen their shirt and been like,
this guy is onto something.
I got to check this out.
Yeah.
It's it's it's buzz marketing.
It's it's underground.
The more you see it, the more touches, the more it's in the public consciousness.
Spreads the meme.
Everybody knows this.
That's so dumb.
That's the dumbest idea.
I love his excitement when he's like, I just thought of that.
Yeah.
I am actually a genius.
Daddy, daddy, aren't I smart?
Daddy, I gave up with this terrible idea.
Yeah.
Also, please do that.
Because then you'd be giving homeless people shirts
and everybody could use more clothes out on the street.
It's tough out there.
I know plenty of homeless people who would still deny those shirts.
I think they'd wear them inside out.
Maybe one way to do it.
Yeah.
So Sernovich, you are not a smart businessman.
At this point, Sernovich breaks down some big news that he's gotten
and it is about the murders in Portland on the train.
He has found a big news out about this and I'll just let him break it for you.
Look at him and he's a sack of garbage.
Exactly.
So the left the left wing media was trying to frame us.
This was a sign.
And I'm not saying he's a sack of garbage because he has long hair.
He has that idiot look in his eye, that little belligerent
gang member thing of like a 12-year-old punk.
Total arrest of development.
Daddy never, daddy wasn't home.
Daddy never spanked him.
He just thinks he can do whatever he want.
Well, guess what?
You're going to prison now for 20 years, you dumbass.
Yeah. 35-year-old portal loser.
Like every other terrorist, he's the complete total loser.
Nothing going on.
And he was a left-wing operative.
And then people who sources who sent me the screen caps,
he admitted that he was running a scythe because somebody buttered up to him and said,
oh, hey, I noticed that you're with this Trump people.
Let's frame them.
And he goes, oh, yeah, I'm running a scythe on the Trump people.
I want to frame them to make the Trump people look evil.
So Mike Cernovich, a lot of his sources end up being like doctored photos
that he finds on 4chan and stuff like that.
Right.
So whenever he has something like this, don't believe him.
That's my public service announcement.
That's so stupid.
It is true that the Portland guy did support Bernie Sanders initially,
but I don't think that has anything to do with anything and let's not belabor it.
Yeah.
And that's not to say, I'm not saying that to dodge discussing the fact that he liked Bernie.
No.
It's just irrelevant to the actual murder.
He's a monster.
He's a horrible bigot.
He's a monster.
And it was bigotry and bigotry is, yeah.
Yeah.
So I love that he's like, I'm not saying he's a pile of garbage because of his hair.
I love that.
I'm saying it because of the way he looks.
Because his daddy.
The glint in his eye.
Because dad didn't spank him.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
That's why he's a pile of garbage.
01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:12,960
Thanks Alex.
Yeah.
It was, it definitely isn't because he fucking murdered two people.
That's not why he's a pile of garbage.
No.
And I know that Alex thinks he's being severe with his language,
but he's like, now you're going to prison for 20 years dumbass.
Dumbass.
It's almost like he's critiquing, you didn't do that right.
Yeah, exactly.
Which is weird.
Not that you're a mentally ill person, that you're stupid.
It's, and it's not even at any recognition of the tragic nature of what happened.
You know, like there, you can't even connect with that.
He isn't talking, he isn't talking about the people that were killed.
No.
A veteran and what was the other dude?
The guy, the 23 year old.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The guy who just graduated from college.
Yep.
Name I cannot fucking pronounce though I've tried.
Right, right, right.
And he definitely didn't say that he murdered those two people
because they were defending Muslim women.
Right.
And he can't say that.
And the other.
That simply will not, like the only, the only thing that he wants to do there
is get into this whole thing about how they're traders.
That's what he wants to do.
But also liberal false flag.
Yeah, but he wants, that's his, that's his cover.
Cause what he really wants to do is pull the same, that, that like,
pull white people aside and say, you're all on, we're all on the same team, right?
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Like that's what, he wants it to be a team.
He wants it to be a team game.
Somewhat.
And so he can't, he can't allow that white people would actually defend these people.
The people that he's so afraid of, Muslim women, they were on the way to a pool store.
Probably.
That's what they were doing.
Freaking him out.
And it was freaking him out.
And the idea that people would defend them, like the fucking heroes that they were.
Yeah.
He doesn't understand how his rhetoric and his beliefs that he espoused are related to this.
Just false flag, false flag.
And the other piece that I feel is really lacking in his empathy.
And I don't feel like I've seen nearly.
You're giving him a lot of credit for even having empathy in the first place.
Fair enough.
But I think this is lacking from a lot of people's empathy in the coverage that I've heard
was something that I was struck by.
And that's the realization that these, these two poor girls
are going to have to live the rest of their lives.
They have survivor's guilt.
They know that people died for them.
And that's not, they shouldn't feel bad about that.
It's not their fault or anything like that.
But it's impossible as a human not to feel at least somehow,
it's going to take a lot of therapy to be okay with the situation that happens.
Of course.
Of course.
Already.
Already I guarantee.
It's tremendous the amount of empathy I feel for them.
Already I guarantee they've had the thought, the thoughts of just like
why wasn't it me?
Yeah.
Just that, that survivor's guilt of it should have been me.
Yeah.
Like that I, why am I worthy of staying alive?
And these guys aren't.
Especially in the like adolescent age, you know, the youth, youthful age,
processing those sorts of emotions is going to be very difficult.
And I, I mean, it all, no matter what angle you come at it from, there's,
there's nothing really, nothing good, no good feelings except for about that guy who survived
that's pretty, there's some pretty nice feelings about that.
Because at least one person didn't die.
I don't know, man.
It's just still not a great feeling from start to finish.
It's just a fucking senseless tragedy.
I will say I don't like that the guy who survived was a slam poet.
No.
I can say that that's one thing of all the horrible things that I have said.
That is the worst thing that's been said on this podcast.
I'm being, I'm being facetious too.
I've seen some really great slam poetry every day.
It's just don't, don't walk it back now, Kathy Griffin.
It's too late.
You're fired.
It's a hack joke to make fun of slam poetry.
And I fell into that.
I fell into that trap, but anyway, we're insensitive monsters at this point.
Mike Cernovich leaves the show.
He is done his shift and Roger Stone comes in.
And I don't think he plays very heavily into any of the last clips that I have here.
But Alex does say some really dumb stuff.
Here is how he comes back from break.
And boy, he says a lot of really things, a lot of really inaccurate things.
I could smell victory in the air.
Again, I told the crew, told my family, I said, this anti-Trump stuff,
I know they're putting 15 points or more against him in the polls.
And his polls are still rising.
They're in full panic mode.
Most of the country is pro-Trump.
Only the dumbest, conned trendies aren't.
It's not like we worship Trump.
We just recognize he's legitimately calling terrorists losers
because that makes people then not go do it.
You call them dangerous and evil and powerful and all these nerds that she does it.
Don't care if they're white, black, Arab, it doesn't matter.
It's all the same type.
Little wimps who are always jealous of women because they don't want to date them.
Oh, women don't want to date me.
Let me go blow up 70 something of them.
The FBI has profiles, folks.
These are literally, well, of course, he wants to go blow up random people.
If somebody does something to you, go beat the brains out yourself.
And I'm not saying do that either.
But that's what, if somebody does something to you, you know,
then you might do something back.
You don't go blow up little teenagers.
Oh, do you mean like blow up your fucking country?
They're losers.
Losers.
Trump is so smart, isn't he?
Oh, do you mean like start a fucking war?
Yeah, but I mean...
Do you mean like, I don't know, kill everybody's fucking family
with drone strikes out of fucking nowhere?
Why would you become a terrorist?
Because you're a loser.
You're definitely not fighting back against something.
You're definitely not fighting back against a fucking evil empire that's murdered everyone you know.
Yeah, but I mean, isn't it so Alex Jones to think like the answer to terrorism, bullying?
Yeah, calling losers.
Yeah, you suck.
You're a wuss.
You're afraid.
Women don't want to have sex with you.
That's why you're killing people.
It's so caught up in his masculine narratives.
It's so caught up in his trappings.
He doesn't, he can't see anything else.
All he can see things through is the prism of white victimhood and masculine fears.
That's all he's got.
Everything goes through that prism and it's so sad.
It's so sad that that is, like that is a deeply ingrained piece of him.
We see it in 2015, we see it now.
Yeah.
And it's pathetic.
It is.
It's a little like, if you've ever, like, have you ever had a dog?
I've lived with a dog before.
Wasn't mine.
Wasn't yours.
I like cats.
I'm a cat guy.
I, that's fine.
Very, very defensive about it.
You're getting very weird right now.
I like cats.
It's fine.
Okay.
Many high-profile men.
All right.
Like cats.
Listen, go ahead.
I know you like dogs.
Go ahead, fine.
I'm just talking.
No, I like, what is it?
What is it like to see the world through a dog's eyes?
You know, like, they can't, colorblind or whatever.
Just their vision is different from ours.
How is it that they perceive the world?
01:30:25,120 --> 01:30:25,760
And to-
I feel the way about my cat, even if she has one eye.
Right.
Well, of course.
Of course.
But that's, I don't know why I chose dogs other than I want a dog now.
Okay.
Cause fuck cats.
That was too easy.
Yeah.
Uh, no, like, it must be, it must be weird.
It must be fascinating to try and see the world through Alex Jones's eyes.
Because it's, it's so, I mean, it's insane.
It's so divorced from reality.
You halfway expect, like, if you saw through his eyes for one second,
you halfway expect to see there are two sons in the sky and one of them is purple.
Like everything has to be this weird fun house, uh, mirror situation.
You almost wonder if he has a tumor or something like that.
Yeah.
Like it, it's, it's not though.
It's just cultural.
Yeah, we couldn't be so lucky.
It's just cultural conditioning.
He's just such, uh, like, I mean, we've solved the mystery about his psyche.
The minute we found that clip about his mom.
Yeah.
Like that is where a lot of this comes from.
Now the racial stuff, I'm not entirely sure.
That's just from being from Texas.
That's probably, that's probably a big part of it.
Yeah.
And also having a family that fought for the South during the civil war.
And redneck bow down.
I'm guessing maybe there's some, uh, parental situations that wound up
using the N word very heavily.
I don't know.
I don't want to put that on his parents.
I don't know that for sure.
I do.
Maybe an uncle.
I do.
Um, anyway, this next clip.
Jordan.
Yes.
This next clip.
Alex, uh, you want to tell you what's really going on?
You know what?
Fuck.
You know what happened?
I really threw you off with the cat thing, didn't I?
No, I'm sorry.
No, I threw myself off.
I misspoke.
Cernovich is still around.
Oh, I forgot that he was held over when Roger Stone shows up.
And the three of them are there.
This is just growing out.
This, uh, next clip is Mike Cernovich sort of explaining what, uh,
the Kathy Griffin picture was all about.
Oh, because I don't, I don't.
It wasn't transparent and obvious.
I don't think that you like really are able to decode it.
I feel like it wasn't that difficult of an image to process.
Well, I don't know if you came to this conclusion.
There's a big terrorist connection between Hollywood and ISIS.
And that Kathy Griffin thing was a direct effigy.
It was a direct unconscious message to ISIS to say
that we love you and we worship you and that we adore you.
That was the whole reason she did that.
It was a tribute to ISIS.
Did you come up with that analysis?
I did not get that one.
That one, you're right.
You're right.
I was, I thought it was a very simple and direct message.
And apparently it was a secret communique expressing love for ISIS.
That's cause you've had too much fluoride.
You're a sheeple.
That's right.
I got to get some deep earth iodine.
So this next clip Cernovich says more about the connection with ISIS.
And got to be honest, it's unfortunate.
He doesn't know that CNN has already fired her while they're recording this.
And then by having Kathy Griffin hold that head with all the blood on it,
that was their way of saying, we agree with ISIS.
And of course the fake news media, CNN has not fired Kathy Griffin,
which tells me that CNN therefore supports ISIS.
I can't reach a conclusion.
Do you, Alex?
Can't reach another conclusion.
That's the only obvious one.
Alex then says, you're totally right.
Of course.
But again, they've already fired her.
Yeah, but they, they, it took them at least a few hours.
And in that few hours, they signaled that they supported ISIS.
Oh, for sure.
Everybody knows this.
Oh, for sure.
I didn't make the connection.
Throw up those beacons.
I didn't make the connection before.
Now it seems almost too obvious.
It was too obvious for me to make that connection.
So in this next clip, we got way more projection.
It's a lot of projection.
Like you might as well work at a movie theater.
He's doing so much projection.
But they're coming after us because
they know prosperity is out competing their authoritarian model.
I don't even know what that means.
I have now energetically felt and seen in the last week,
their full will against us.
I can like feel it being lifted back.
It's still bad, but now it's more of panic.
They don't know what to do.
There are major power forces that are making more money than ever.
And they're kind of saying, why are we trying to have austerity
and make everybody poor to control them?
When Trump's plan and the American system, that's all it is,
is a return of that, it's so much better.
So the sexiness of America is just too sexy.
People can't turn it down.
And the return of it, they've tried to kill it.
They tried to make it ugly.
They tried to make the architecture ugly, the clothing ugly,
everything ugly.
That's been declassified to make you give up
and not realize the incredible human potential you've got.
Who classified that in the first place?
Well, there were like things that came out about like modern art
and stuff like that.
There were CIA operations that had to do with like trying to inject
random weird things to see if they could get them to be popular.
Do you not know about that?
No.
I don't know enough to speak about it,
but I read an article about it a while back.
There is that, but he's...
The CIA is dumb.
That's very unfortunate.
But this is also back in like the 50s or something like that.
Yeah, exactly.
They were still sort of figuring out what they were doing.
Yeah, they were still doing MK Ultra or whatever.
Yeah.
Yeah, so like let's go ahead and try and get people to buy weird paintings.
That, I'm sure.
Sure, CIA.
Yeah, but Alex seems to extrapolate that and pretend that
there's even more going on that they're trying to get you to love ugly things
when you, Alex, are trying to sell ugly things.
If at first you don't succeed, deep earth iodide.
But then he's talking...
The thing that is the projecting is that at the beginning of the clip,
when he's talking about how like, I have felt their will
and it's them panicking.
Yeah.
It's like, that's you.
That is you, Alex.
I have felt their will.
That is an interesting way for him to experience his feelings,
like through the prism of somebody else's feeling.
All negative feelings must be ascribed to the globalist.
Yeah, that I did.
I didn't figure that one out.
I don't actually...
That's pretty fascinating.
Dude, I don't actually know if that's true.
I was just spitballing.
I want to go, now I want to re-listen to a bunch of our episodes to see.
Fuck these last 50 episodes.
Yeah, we're going right back to the beginning.
No, that's a really fascinating thing.
I don't know if that's accurate, but it would be interesting to go back and see.
And on my investigation, I'll try and keep note of this.
But the idea that whenever there are negative things,
it must be something the globalists are doing to me,
as opposed to part of the randomness of life.
Or just a unintended consequence of some good thing.
Which is a classic symptom of narcissistic personality disorder.
Or just delusions.
Or schizophrenia.
Or untreated manic depression.
I can't imagine that.
But he is exhibiting all of these signs.
This is very clearly a manic episode.
But it's not to say that he is manic depressive.
It's just, even if you aren't, you can still have manic episodes.
You can still have a manic episode, yeah.
And it could be caused by a long bender followed by some cocaine.
I gotta get a pick me up.
Oh, I'm going to snort this super male vitality.
Yeah, he could just be doing coke.
Or super male vitality.
Boy, man, if you cut some coke with super male vitality.
It's a liquid though.
Well, see, that's what you do, right?
Take a couple, take a couple bumps of coke.
Squirt some super male vitality up there.
You get the energy and you get none of the negative effects of coke.
Which sometimes you dick don't work.
Super male with super male vitality.
Rob do's wife can agree.
Stop taking.
You do a couple bumps of cocaine and then the super male is the numbers.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody knows this.
We come to our last.
It's been declassified.
To the white papers.
We come to our last clip here and it is when Alex Jones towards the end of the show
accidentally finds out that Kathy Griffin has already been fired.
You have had that in your back pocket the whole time.
Well, it's the end of what's interesting about this show.
Right.
And so I mean, I knew.
You knew I knew as I was held back the whole time.
Well, no, to be fair, I was as I was listening to a live.
I had seen on Twitter that she had been fired.
And so I was like, can't wait for Alex to figure this out.
Because his whole thing is is fucked.
Yeah.
His whole point.
You can like no, there's no point now.
Now he's going to have to really try and aggressively push this story to get those shirts sold.
Well, actually here, I'll play this clip.
He he deals with the news in stride.
Okay, I'll say here's the news.
We just retweeted it at real Alex Jones.
CNN has terminated our agreement with Kathy Griffin to appear on our New Year's Eve program.
Oh, she'll be back.
Will they terminate all their other reporters saying kill Trump?
We'll go over some of those people with a guy at MSNBC saying, you know, please blow up Trump tower.
Isis.
I mean, will he get arrested because that's way worse than what she did.
And I'm not defending her.
I'm just pointing that out.
Make sure that more here in his phone.
But first off, we need funding.
Okay, if we get robust funding, you won't see $200,000 contest.
You'll see million dollar contest.
I'm building a half million dollar studio, which sounds like a lot.
That's very inexpensive.
So I mean, like, oh boy, we found out she's been fired.
Man, she'll be back.
Now she'll be back.
So that's a great.
That's a good dog.
So great.
That's pretty good.
That's fucking hilarious.
For the last hour and a half, two hours, I've been screaming about how we're going to ruin her.
She's already been fired.
She'll be back.
She'll be back.
And then he's such a great.
He pivots to like, what about this guy on NBC or MSNBC saying that they should attack Trump
towers?
That again is Malcolm Nance.
That's not what he's saying.
So man, they better, he better cancel those shirts.
He better fucking cancel this contest.
That's brutal.
He's going to lose.
Not good.
I think we all should get shirts.
Try and take him to the cleaners.
What about like doing a comedy show wearing it?
Does that count?
Oh, that's a good question.
Like what if I could get a gig at the laugh factory and wear it?
I get a thousand bucks.
That would be great.
That would be great.
Tweet your pictures of Dan wearing one of those fucking shirts.
As if I'm ever going to perform at the laugh factory again.
But then yeah, I mean, I love it.
Pivots so smoothly into an ad.
Pivots so smooth.
We need funding.
It's not even an ad so much as it is like we need money.
Yeah.
No, that was not an ad.
That was him with a bear ask.
It does get to eventually him being like selling products and what
have you, but he clearly is leading with give us money.
We need money.
It's less about you need the products.
It's more we need money.
We need money.
And that's what it comes down to this whole thing.
He saw this Kathy Griffin thing.
He misread it real hard and thought it was going to be the biggest scandal in the world.
Yeah.
Fucking had it manic episode.
Talk to Cernovich about it.
They came up with this amazing plan and it's a zero.
God, Cernovich is, oh man, I hope he loses his job over this.
He doesn't have a job.
He's a freelancer.
Is he a freelancer?
Yeah.
Well, I hope he loses his ability to show up on info wars again.
Yeah.
Well, that's true.
I guess he does work at info wars because he does do the fourth hour sometimes.
Well, yeah.
So yeah, he has a job there, I guess.
I mean, he doesn't work for rebel or someone who could fire him because like in the last
since our last episode, Jack Pasobiet got fired from rebel media.
Probably because of the McCron leaks.
Although the internet is pretending it's because he followed his reporting on Seth
Rich.
He's too truthful.
Also, it's come to my attention that Lauren Southern is gone from rebel media who we discussed
on the last investigation episode.
Poor Southern.
Not sure she's up to, but still probably some sort of rabble rousing.
Yeah.
Also, what was the other one?
Oh yeah.
Leanne McAdoo.
Certainly not getting a different job in media.
Leanne McAdoo is taking an extended hiatus from info wars, which is probably code for
she's gone.
Uh, I'm going to go with baby.
No.
Oh, okay.
Well, that was a good.
How dare you?
You're just mad.
You're just mad at the idea.
Listen, in my heart, in my mind, she is single.
Leanne is not a virgin.
Okay, I'm not that guy.
I'm not that guy.
But I do believe that she's single.
Okay.
All right.
All right, Dan.
We wouldn't get along.
This is that.
No, you.
Uh, so I would say that my hypothetical relationship with Leanne McAdoo would go better than this
Kathy Griffin T-shirt contest.
I'm pretty certain of that.
So good luck, Alex.
Uh, I don't think that you're going to be able to distract people from the Russia investigation.
I don't think you're going to be able to build that studio.
I think that you are doing a spectacular job at distracting your listeners, though, from
the fact that you did not pay off the coursey information.
I don't think that anyone is paying attention to that anymore because no one else is listening
critically.
Yeah.
I don't think, uh, you know, it's, it's weird.
I went to the subreddit.
I went to the infowars subreddit and people weren't talking about it.
Not at all.
Nope.
But people were talking about Kathy Griffin.
Oh, of course.
Because they're followers.
Well, you know, the news cycle is so fast now.
Who knows who might be dead over the weekend?
Could be anybody.
Yesterday, it's Corsi.
Tomorrow, it's Alex Jones.
The day after that, Alex Jones kills Corsi.
Anything could happen.
The thing though is if Corsi dies now, there's no gain in it.
Yeah, I know.
Because it's already the, the, the expiration date is gone.
Right.
Anyway, you know, this is a bunch of nonsense.
This is ridiculous.
Yeah.
I am like, I don't know what to do.
This is so stupid.
Like not the show.
Right.
I love the show, but like the last couple of days on infowars has been like,
what are you doing?
Like Rick Derringer interviews and shit like that.
You know, that just seems fun.
It was kind of fun, but at the same time it's like,
you're supposed to be a hard hitting news show.
What the fuck is going on here?
And then today with this, like, I don't know.
Like we've, we've cut into your regular MSNBC broadcast to bring you
HR puff and stuff or like a HR puff piece.
You know, like it's a, it's talk to aging rocker.
That is absurd.
And then this fucking weird telethon move that he's trying to pull with his t-shirt contest.
It's like, this isn't what I want.
This isn't like, I want him saying things that I can disprove.
Well, we, we disproved that this shirt is a good idea.
We didn't just prove that.
I think we disproved that.
I don't think we disproved it.
We've certainly indicated the likelihood that it is.
That's undisprovable.
Right.
CNN is ISIS is not even a claim that's worth disproving because they're not.
That's ridiculous.
That's a pretty, pretty simple.
Let me ask you a question.
How much research did you have to do before you came to the conclusion that CNN is not actually ISIS?
Pretty much none.
None?
None.
I think that's why you're really unhappy.
You don't have, you're just like, God damn it.
I want to research the dumb shit you say.
Well, it's fun for me when I can come to the episodes and be like...
Yeah, busted.
Alex, that is not why the NRA started.
Those sorts of things are really fun.
Right.
For the, this is still fun to laugh at is dumbass.
Right.
But at the same time, it's like, I, I don't have statistics to back up that giving t-shirts to
the homeless is walking billboards is a bad business strategy.
I just assume that it is because I wouldn't buy anything that's advertised on a human.
Because saying those words out loud are a bad business strategy.
I don't, I don't, there's not like, and they'll like...
Well, here's, here's what I'm, I'm a little bit concerned about is the more this goes on,
the less we are combating right-wing propaganda and the more we're laughing at a mentally ill
person.
Yeah, that is true.
I mean, he'll be back off this manic episode certainly before too long.
You know, they don't last too long usually.
Couple weeks.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
Oh boy.
I mean, depending.
Like I'm type one.
So who knows?
You can catch me in 2015 for the next couple of weeks because I am sick of this.
Yeah.
We might be, we might be doing a lot more time travel episodes here.
We'll see.
But anyway, you can catch us guys.
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Absolutely.
Is Corsi dead?
No.
So he's a lot like a certain friend we know.
Someone hasn't been seen in a while.
Somebody who's definitely not dead either.
No, but he's in the wings.
He is.
I wonder where he's hovering.
Oh, tomorrow's Thursday.
Oh, there we go.
You might have a shift.
And then we will find out.
We might find out.
Rebels still live.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
So, Alex, I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
I love you.