Knowledge Fight - #489: October 2-4, 2020

Episode Date: October 5, 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex Jones is handling the news that Donald Trump has tested positive for Covid-19. It was a strange weekend for everyone, but few as strange as Alex, startin...g in denial on Friday and ending up crying on air on Sunday.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys knowledge fight. Dan and George, knowledge fight. Need money. Andy and Kansas, stop it. Andy and Kansas, it's time to pray. Andy and Kansas, you're on the earth, thanks for holding us. Hello Alex, I'm Mr. Tim Cullen, I'm a huge fan, I love your work. Knowledge fight. No, no, no, no, no, knowledge fight. I love you. Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Right Down, Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes, et cetera, and drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are, Dan. Jordan. Jordan. I have a quick question for you. What's up? What's your bright spot today? Well, my bright spot today, Jordan, it kind of goes
Starting point is 00:01:12 along with the, the, let's say the, you know, the new recording setup. Sure, sure, sure. It's got me kind of inspired a bit about the potential of things and I've started working on something that I don't want to reveal too much about. Okay. But I'm very reinvigorated by. Well, that's wonderful. In terms of a lot of the stuff that we talk about, like how boring Alex is in the present day and stuff. Sure, sure. I have found something that is tickling my interest bone, let's say, and so I guess this is kind of teasing. So your bright spot is mystery, Dan. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit, but I feel like I feel like I found a direction. I want to go down. I'm very excited about that and there'll be more details about that forthcoming. Of course soon. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:01:55 How about you? I have a, I have a bit of a mix of a bright spot, dark spot. So I told you we, my bright spot previously down the road, getting my partner a good birthday gift. Oh, right. I was so worried. This was a, no, no, no, no. It's going bad. It's great. She's doing perfectly. She's beautiful. She's smiling and happy. She played all day. No. So I did, I got her a good gift. I got her a tennis racket. It was a good tennis racket. You guys play tennis a lot. We played tennis a lot and I gave it to her early, right? Because her birthday is in the fall. So who knows, we might not be able to play, you know? Tennis is seasonal. But what I had in my back pocket was that on her birthday, I had scheduled a like fruit arrangement to be delivered. Edible arrangement
Starting point is 00:02:44 exactly. Dipped pineapple. 100% chocolate dipped strawberries. Okay. Right. So it was going to show up on her birthday. She was like, Oh my God, it was, it's, you already gave me a birthday. It was going to be great. It was going to be fantastic. I like how that's a, you imagine it going. That's how I imagine it going. I know both of you and I don't think that it would have gone exactly like that. I don't know about that. Surprise. Oh my God. This is the greatest thing that's ever happened. Oh, Jordan, you're the best. It's chocolate fruit. It's 100% going to be the best. Okay, whatever. But then on Friday night, somebody rang the doorbell and I went up and it was the guy delivering the thing. Not her birthday. Oh, and I had looked at it. I grabbed
Starting point is 00:03:25 it and I looked down and it had the correct date on it. Right. It should have been delivered when it should have been like big on top of it. Yeah. And I just looked at the guy went and he was like, All right, man. Good job. And then just left into the middle of the night. You texted me about this complaining and I berated you so about how I don't understand. The guy got it there early. You don't get it's just it's the gesture and the symbolism and it's perishable. That is a big issue. Yeah. It is now no longer going to survive to the birthday. Well, the good news is that you two have been together long enough that it probably is a situation where like you can get around. We all had a great the uncomfortableness. Fantastic.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Yeah. That's good. At least it isn't a thing where it could actually like cause a fight. No, no, no. Absolutely. Although I'm sure it did. No, no, no. She loved it. It was amazing. That's great. Yeah. Well, I'm happy that the birthday present thing worked out and everything. Yes. It was it was all right. Speaking of all right, Jordan. All right, dude. All right. All right. Today we got an episode. Is it all right? It's all right. I don't know. Okay. So today we're going to be talking about October 2nd through 4th, 2020. I'm Dan. This is 2020. God damn it. Checking in over the weekend because I think there was news that rocked the world. Oh, no. What was it? It was there was. Oh, no, no. The book drop nearby my place. It's shutting
Starting point is 00:04:49 down. Nope. That's not the news. Are you sure? Yeah. It's like, unfortunately, Larry Nichols has passed away. Oh, that's right. He did pass. That is a tragic moment. The world will never be the same. That's true. I feel which is in heaven now. I feel real weird about that because I mean I was aware that like he was probably going to die soon. Sure. So when I heard when I when someone tweeted that me like an obituary for him, I wasn't surprised because I had been trying to like find a way to do a wacky Wednesday about his YouTube channel. Sure, because he's got a YouTube channel. Sure. Yeah. And it's just trash. Most of the stuff was awful. But like lately, there had been like some stuff about him being in the hospital and I was like, I don't even want
Starting point is 00:05:32 it. I don't even I don't know if I believe it and I don't like. Right. Right. Right. I had checked in on him not too long ago and it was that same thing. But as is the case with Larry, like he's been on Death's Doorstep for 10 years on Alex's show. Totally. So I never really knew what to take seriously. But I mean, he was one of the most cancerous forces in politics. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to like I'm not in any way celebrating his death or anything. But I think we can trace a lot of the style and bullshit of Project Veritas all the way back to fucking Larry goddamn Nichols. Yep. And so much of the the stuff about Clinton fear comes directly from bullshit he put out. Yep. So I bring this up because it does, you know, it's huge on some level. Like Larry
Starting point is 00:06:22 Nichols is a huge force in conservative politics for the last 30 years, 40 years. Yeah. He died. Yeah. And Alex doesn't bring it up at all. It is. Here's what he's Alex's friend. They've been interviewing Larry Nichols for years. Here's the problem, Dan. It's like if you and I were on the plane with the big bopper, all right, you're going to get lost in the noose. You're not going to be on front page obit, man. Oh no, man. You're not the most famous person on the plane right now, Larry. I'm sorry. It bums me out. If only because of like the place that he should occupy in Alex's world. The place that he should occupy there is a celebrated place. Sure. Sure. And his passing should be a moment of reflection and recognition as opposed to I don't even know if it comes up.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Yeah, I don't. And that's really sad because he dedicated his life to creating things that Alex could use to demonize. Yep. His political enemies are now it's a rest in peace Larry. You can never explain to these guys that you are literally a cog in the machine of your own psychopathy. No one will care when you are gone. It's a bummer. It's a real bummer. And I guess they all kind of must know that maybe anyway. I didn't mean to get into any of this. That's fair. You were trying to make a slight of hand joke about Trump. I was here. We are now sad about Larry Nichols. Yeah, well executed. Yeah. Anyway, before we get into today's show, let's take a moment to say thanks to some folks who signed up our supporting. I love it. So first Kenneth B. Thank
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Starting point is 00:08:34 So first, Neal S. N-I-K-H-I-L. Thank you so much. You are now a technocrat. Pekka K. P-E-K-K-A. Last initial K. Thank you so much. You are now a technocrat. And Aaron, but 1A is silent. Thank you so much. You are now a technocrat. I'm a policy wonk. Crikey mate. That's fantastic. Have yourself a brew. How's your 401K doing, bro? All right, we got to go full tilt buggy on this Watson, all right? Let's just get down to business. We ain't making that money off that heroin. Why are you pimp so good? My neck is freakishly large. I declare info war on you. Thank you so much, Neal. Thank you so much, Pekka. Thank you so much, Aaron, but 1A is silent. Yes, thank you very much to all of you. If you're out there listening and you're thinking,
Starting point is 00:09:15 hey, I enjoyed the show. I'd like to support these gents too. You can do that by going to our website, KnowledgeFate.com, clicking the button to support the show. We would appreciate it or... What you could do is you could take an order for your generosity. All right, hang on to it. It's supposed to be delivered later, but let me tell you something. You are too good. You care too much, so you're going to take that generosity. You're going to deliver it fully, way too early, and it's going to work out well. I'm trying to do the tie it together with the bright spot thing. No, I got that. That's why... Have you not gotten this? No, I got that. Your fury at me the moment I start talking is so disappointing because it's two one to one. What do you mean? It's two one to one.
Starting point is 00:09:53 It's too simple. It's too simple. What do I need from you? Something complex, something interesting. All right. The way this generosity gets to the charity should be something interesting. Here's what I'm going to do. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm just going to take transcripts of your older ones, and I'll just read those to you. Please fucking do this. Would that make you feel better? Because those were gold. Yes, do that. All right. I like it. I think we're doing great with this bit. Most likely. I think the meta aspect of this bit is way better than the ever been the execution. So Jordan, obviously, when I said that the big news was that Larry Nichols has passed, that was of course a goof on the fact that Trump got
Starting point is 00:10:39 killed. Yeah. Yeah. And the real fun thing about doing our show is that we recorded on Thursday and I'm sitting here editing la la la. This episode I took forever to prepare about the debate. We did a lot of work and then as I'm editing news breaks, the Trump got a positive test for covid and I'm like, well, fuck me. Yep. Now I don't get a weekend. Now we should do an emergency episode and thankfully we didn't do that because there there wouldn't be have been caused to based on the content that Alex was putting out. But you know it did make the episode that we put out feel a little bit old immediately. The new cycle had moved on instantly. The debate has gone from everyone's mind forever. So we're recording this on Sunday evening and who knows
Starting point is 00:11:28 what will be the reality we're in by Monday. Yeah. When this when you're listening to this something might happen. We don't know about if Trump dies at three a.m. Monday morning and you listen to our episode hoping to hear what Alex has got to say. Buddy, I'm sorry. We'll talk to you on Wednesday. We don't exactly don't know yet. This isn't live. Yeah. So Alex, I think in obvious fashion recognizes on Friday on October 2nd when he gets into the studio. Well, that's not the right way to put it. But as soon as he starts the show, he's got to bring it up. Okay. It's Friday, October 2nd. The year is 2020. We are 32 days out from the election. The deep state Democrats have said they will contest and they will try to drive the country into civil
Starting point is 00:12:16 war, balkanization, even secession. And right on time we learn that President Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. And so is his wife, Melania. So he's he's facing this head on at least. Has anybody checked to see how Pachanik is taking the news that Melania has COVID? He's got to be over. He's got to be really so worried. Yeah. Steve does not come into play. Okay. On this episode. These three days of time. No, no, Steve update. No, Roger. Nothing really. Yeah. I suppose you can't have those guys on. You might get too crazy. They infected the president. Now we've got to shoot everyone. No, no, no, no. The president's at Walter Reed hospital. Now is the time to take the White House. That would be dangerous.
Starting point is 00:13:08 We gather 40 or 50 good men. Then we rule this country with an iron fist. I don't need a state department. I don't. Okay. Okay, Steve. So, um, Alex says, uh, one of his big things is like, I called it. I knew this was going to happen. Now let's talk about this. Many times I have said that one scenario would be the president getting COVID-19 near the election date and they could use that to try to put him under house arrest. How can the president again be put under quarantine and made to stay in one spot for 14 days? It's simply outrageous and it's part of the paralyzation of our economy where one person has COVID-19 in a meatpacking plant or a warehouse and they shut the whole thing down. So Alex had to dig up a clip from six months past, uh, of him
Starting point is 00:14:00 saying that they might give Trump COVID, but it had nothing to do with like, uh, near the election or anything. I've listened to this show pretty consistently and, uh, I don't think that I would characterize that as one of Alex's big theories. Uh, I think that he might be giving himself a little bit too much credit for saying everything. Oh, you think? Yeah. Oh, six months ago I speculated the Trump might get COVID and now, uh-huh, I'm right. What? No. Yeah. Considering the number and, uh, volume of theories that I have thrown at the wall, I'm pretty stoked that I got this one six months ago. That makes it sound like I knew what I was talking about this whole time. Didn't repeat it. Uh, whatever. Never needed to come up again. So there's, there's one approach that Alex
Starting point is 00:14:42 is taking on Friday and I think it's a little bit sad, uh, but it is what it is. No one else asked this question as of us publishing this about an hour ago. No one. I searched it. I got up at 430 this morning. My thumb was ringing off the hook. I'd gone to sleep last night, had missed Trump's tweet at like 1155, uh, that he and Melania had tested positive supposedly for COVID-19. I wake up 430, my phone is loaded with text messages and calls saying, President Trump and Melania have COVID-19. No, they've tested positive for it. So I searched. Hey, is it a false positive? No one even asked that question until Paul Joseph Watson and I put this article out at infowars.com, which is scary because remember you'd hear whole football teams had it and it was all false
Starting point is 00:15:25 positives. So that's his first go to. It's really interesting. Like, okay, what if it's fake? No one, no one's talking about whether or not this is a fake. It's the fucking president. No one's talking about whether or not this is a false positive because, uh, I, um, people understand the science and I don't. So I'm asking the questions that no one would ask unless they have no, please somebody tell me what's going on. Is the president going to die? So this is the first volley is this is a false positive. Uh, and then you can make up your own sort of theory as to what's going on from there. Uh, Trump's not actually sick. Okay. I don't know why would you give him a false positive? Well, this theory might develop as the show goes along. Okay. I
Starting point is 00:16:10 don't want to ruin any. I'm going to need some more explanation for why this would make sense. Well, Alex, Alex has that information that you need. All right. And it's the information that the world needs 32 days out from the election. And we've got exclusive beyond bombshell game changing world event defining chill up and down the back of your spine level information. If people will just listen to me. And if we can just get Tucker Carlson to talk about this in Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck and Senator Cruz and Senator Paul, especially medical doctor, we can save America and the world. We can save America in the world. If everyone will just sound like me, Dan, is he? Yeah. Um, that's silly. Yeah. Um, is he recording from a bunker? Did he
Starting point is 00:17:03 did make the decision to go to the bunker? It's interesting that you're asking that because he is not in studio. Yeah, I think I can tell that from the audio. Yeah, he's at home. Okay. And he take a little work from home day. Well, it's weird. He's at home for the first half hour of the show. What did you say to me? Then David Knight and Owen Shroyer take over. And then at the end of the second hour, Alex shows up at the studio. Okay, does the show for until Nick Baggage takes over in the fourth hour? Okay. It's very weird. I don't know what's going on. I guess you just you just can't show up 30 minutes late for your show. You can show up two hours late for your show. My big theory is that Alex was going to take the day off. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:17:52 and then he woke up and the president died. Well, the president of covid. Yeah, he woke up at like 10 30 or something like that. Couldn't he didn't have time to get to the studio by the time? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he called in to do the beginning of the show, then drove in. Right. That's my theory. That's what had to have happened. Yeah, it seems like it makes the most sense. Like he would have taken the day off for sure if this news hadn't broken. Yeah. And then he's like, fuck, I got to go in on my day off. This isn't one of these big pieces of news that I can just let David and Owen cover. I actually have to come in. That's pretty true. So the bottom line though is this is this is a false positive. Okay. Listen to me very, very, very, very carefully.
Starting point is 00:18:36 How carefully? Not only do we have proof that this is almost certainly a false positive and I'll present it in a moment, but then if we don't get Trump to understand that and if he goes the Boris Johnson victim round and plays along with it, it will only help intensify the lockdown. So it Alex has this proof that this test is almost certainly a false positive. He's at home. He's not even in the office. Where is he going to get this fucking proof from? And for wars.com, man. Tons of headlines. I'm sorry. I apologize. Tons of headlines. That's on me. That was on me. Just search proof. COVID. So the the proof of that he provides is exactly that. It's just a bunch of headlines. Sure, sure, sure. Chinese state media gloats about Trump catching coronavirus. But
Starting point is 00:19:23 really what he did is he got tested with something that let's say if nine times out of 10, you won the lottery, you didn't really win. Would with them announcing you won the lottery mean you won? If nine times out of 10, it turned out it wasn't a win. See, you'd be like, oh no, they've got a 10% chance at one of the lottery. It's the same thing here. It's total fraud, ladies and gentlemen. Nine percent chance is a false positive. But where's the talk of more test? It's the president. We want more test. We want a blood test. We want it now. They did so many tests. Yeah. But thanks. Thanks, Alex, for demanding more tests. Alex's world. Alex's world. All of the
Starting point is 00:20:05 doctors at Walter Reed Medical Center are all like, well, we did one test. Right. Now we just got to watch. Now we just got to wait. He's the president of the country. We kind of did a test. Ridiculous. So funny. So 90 90% of tests are false positives and Alex sort of connects this. Like, I don't know where he's getting that information from, but he does connect it to a specific story. And I think this might be what it's all based on. Continuing Connecticut State Lab finds 90% false positives out of 144 coronavirus tests administered in mid June. I just have dozens of articles. So Alex is lying about that headline. The actual headline is quote, Connecticut State Lab finds 90 positive COVID-19 tests were false. This was out of 144 tests that were done at a
Starting point is 00:20:55 specific lab during the span of June 15th to July 17th. And 90 of them turned out to be false positives, not 90%. 90 out of 144 is 62.5%, which is still high. But Alex doesn't know any of the details of this story. This has to do with a lab testing procedure that this lab began operating in June 15th, which led to a lot of false positives. When doing validation of the results, they found this high level of false positivity and immediately went to work on reviewing and correcting what was going wrong in their process. This wasn't something that Alex and his intrepid patriot journalists dug up or something that anyone was trying to hide. It was discovered by the lab when they were doing quality control and it was reported by the mainstream media, which is how
Starting point is 00:21:36 Alex knows about it. The true version of the story doesn't call into question the validity of COVID-19 testing. It just highlights a part of the scientific process where double and triple checking things can sometimes find errors in the way things are done. And then the way things are done can be improved. Only the fake version of the story supports Alex's conspiracies, which is why it's the only version he knows. In the real world, you can find a write-up from the Harvard Medical School, which explains that PCR tests, which are obviously what Trump has got, have false positive rates close to zero. There are some concerns about false negatives, but the reason that the test is considered like the gold standard for diagnosis is because they're very precise when they're done
Starting point is 00:22:13 correctly. Quote, the false positive rate should come close to zero. Most false positives results are thought to be due to lab contamination or other problems with how the lab has performed the test, not limitations of the test itself. A recent paper in Lancet discussed the issue of false positivity with COVID-19 testing saying, quote, the current rate of operational false positive swab tests in the UK is unknown. Preliminary estimates show it could be somewhere between 0.8% and 4%. That's still a significant figure if you consider the scale of testing that's being done, but it's a far cry from what Alex is suggesting. To give you some context about how nuts it is for Alex to say there's a false positivity rate of 90%, the FDA put out a warning about a line of
Starting point is 00:22:55 tests produced by BD back in July after a study suggested that 3% of their tests could be false positives based on concerns about the reagents that were used. The FDA, quote, told healthcare professionals to treat positive results from tests using the BD reagents as presumptive and consider confirming findings using a different authorized coronavirus diagnostic. This was because of a concern about a 3% false positivity rate. What Alex is talking about is completely disconnected from reality. There's just nothing to that. Yeah, it's like when you want to compromise with somebody and you're on different ends of the spectrum. What you really want to find out is you only need to change like 55%. You're almost equal. You're almost there. But when reality is at
Starting point is 00:23:40 literally 90% and unreality is or inverse that reality is 3% and you're at 90% we're never coming close. It seems tough. Never coming to even. It seems like making headway with Alex would be getting him to admit all right 85. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll compromise. It's 95%. You're going backwards. Am I going backwards? I thought I was going forwards. Sure. Yeah, so this is supposed to be a list of headlines that are proving that Trump probably has a false positive test. Sure. And then this gets thrown in. California will soon be paying $1000 to people who test positive for coronavirus that just incentivizes this whole damn thing. What does that have to do with anything? You're mad at a state giving money to people who have to shelter.
Starting point is 00:24:30 They're lying and they're trying to kill the president. Also, some folks are going to get $1250. I can't be cool with that. The president is dying and they're lying about it and they're killing him. But seriously, people are going to get $1250. Come on, man. The state of California is talking about giving this money to people who have to quarantine in order to help them be able to survive and not spread the disease. Which obviously means that they're going to go out trying to get coronavirus because they want that $1250. That's the only thing that makes sense to me. So weird. This thinking is so backwards and twisted. But it's weird that that headline is in this stack that Alex is using to prove that Trump's diagnostic test was a false
Starting point is 00:25:10 positive, which is weird. And it shows that he didn't prepare at all. He doesn't know. He's just reading. He's still at home. He's cold reading a stack of headlines. It's very sad. That's bad. Three titans players, five personal test pause for COVID-19, suspend in-person activities. And then of course it turned out they didn't really have COVID-19. So this is another headline. This one is really offensive. The story about the Tennessee titans, players and staff who tested positive for COVID-19 only broke on September 29th. And as far as I can tell, none of them have been shown to be false positives. I strongly suspect that Alex is just making that up because he just cold read this headline by people testing positive for the virus
Starting point is 00:25:51 and he kind of realized that this is supposed to be about the testing being fake. Not about how people are getting sick. By October 2nd, the day that Alex is recording this episode, the Associated Press was reporting that the outbreak in the Titans organization was now up to 18 people testing positive, along with players on the Patriots and Chiefs who had to postpone their scheduled game this weekend. The reality of the story unsurprisingly appears to be the exact opposite of what Alex is reporting. As opposed to this being a case where they're all shown to be false positive results, it looks like the initial headlines about eight people testing positive were only the beginning. Right. Well, you think he's wrong 90% of the time, but he thinks he's wrong about 3% of the time. So
Starting point is 00:26:31 I think you guys can get to a compromise pretty soon. I think we're in a classic pickle. I think that could be difficult. Yeah. Yeah. So you might be asking like, okay, what's the game with the false positive? That is a good question. I would like to know the motivation behind this clearly insane act. Wow. I mean, you know, president drinks a lot of soda. Okay. Now all these coup plans by people in the White House, you had Matt is trying to organize a coup. And I said all along, one way to do it with this COVID-19 is to give him a false positive test. They can then poison his diet coke or something. He gets really sick and they said it's COVID-19. So I would also advise a secret service to be extra diligent about what the president ingest. Alex, you're going into
Starting point is 00:27:16 reruns. They already poisoned his diet. I was going to say, I was just writing down like this is from 2016 or no 2017. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This was when Roger Stone and Alex were like, they're going to kill the president. They're poisoning his diet. They were trying to explain why he was speaking weird. Disoriented. They're putting a slow acting poison in his diet. His show is in syndication basically, but this is like breaking news. This is huge. You can't go back to the well. No, no. You need something new. This is boring. Yeah. And honestly, I was looking at some of the comments on band.video for this and like his video that he put out on Saturday. And a lot of them were like, grow up, Alex. A lot of them were pretty harsh like this. That's very
Starting point is 00:27:59 funny. What are you doing? That's very funny. I think you might be close to reaching a breaking point with the audience. Like this is this is absurd. This is silly. This is like okay. So the conspiracy is they gave him a false positive right in order to have cover right in order to poison his diet. Cokes again. There you go. What they didn't need to do that. The last time they poisoned is well. It didn't work last time. Maybe the problem was they didn't have a good enough cover for it. Jordan. I would suggest it didn't work last time because it didn't happen last you can suggest that all you want, but I am three percent positive. You are right. Okay. Alex has got to go. In closing before Owen shroyer and David night takeover
Starting point is 00:28:37 with the critical proof and analysis, you've got three days and a few hours to go to prepare with Alex.com to get $300 off on a six month supply of the highest quality food. Got to get some got to try and sell some stuff before I drive into the studio. Sure. Sure. This is so weird. I mean like I don't understand outside of like I woke up at 1030 and I thought I had the day off. Yeah. I don't understand what scenario could lead you to be able to get to the studio by like 145 but not by 11. Like I don't know what it what it could be. It's just it's just I mean it could be so I'm not willing to rule out something innocuous like there's something with his kids. You know somebody's got to go to school or something. I don't know. Sure. That is that is a
Starting point is 00:29:22 possibility meeting. He couldn't reschedule or get a meeting with a lawyer or something like that for sure as possible. But even so a lot of that stuff you can reschedule or you can pay someone to do like kids got to go to the hospital. He has a wife. She could take the kid to the hospital. Trump has COVID. Well I mean yeah but you know everybody's still got to make it to the school. It seems like Alex probably got wasted woke up at 1030. I just like fuck it. All right now you are absolutely describing what I immediately thought was going to happen. Occam's razor tells me Alex woke up at 10. I was trying to be very generous. I didn't even bring it up this time. I mean who knows. There's there's there's all sorts of possibilities but only one of them really makes
Starting point is 00:30:05 that's true. So Alex does show up at the end of the second hour and look man. There's no proof that this coronavirus COVID with the president. There's no proof that it was an attack sure but maybe it was could be in its mutations. They've already in a lab mutated it engineered and they know it'll mutate to not be harmful once they it's been in its host subject but for the first one for the first person who breathes it or it's sprayed on like Trump it's extremely deadly. Now I'm not saying that's what's happened but Trump could be dead in two days. People are saying oh he staged this to make it look like he's a man of the people. No when I found out that Boris Johnson people that I know that were around they said he did have trouble breathing
Starting point is 00:30:52 got really sick. Well they obviously just sprayed some real weaponized covid this face. Yeah just sprayed Boris Johnson with a covid. All right. All right buddy. This is a point where even Alex should stop and be like am I doing am I here. I'm here aren't I wait wait wait. People spraying covid in the prime minister's face. I said it was a false positive. I called in the show earlier now I'm saying it was maybe Trump got sprayed in the face with weaponized code. Sure. Or maybe he acted in ways that are specifically make you susceptible to catching it if someone is around. Maybe maybe he did exactly what you would do if you were being not careful about about a virus. Maybe this is the only logical and inevitable conclusion that his actions have led us to.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Yeah. Yeah. I mean you know it's a situation where you can be careless a thousand times and nothing happened if you're lucky and circumstances are what they are but that thousand and first time could be the time that you end up getting unlucky and when you do you're unlucky and if you're at roughly chance one hundred thousand four hundred and forty four then yes sooner or later by one thousand four hundred and forty five you're going to get covid and if you're at like I don't know let's say three hundred and the previous two hundred ninety nine times you've been fine. That doesn't change anything about the three hundredth time. No. It doesn't change anything about like the odds because you got lucky every other time. It's not mean it's been going on
Starting point is 00:32:24 black for a while Dan. It's it's that means it's more likely to land on red this time. Everybody knows that's how it works. Man wild. So anyway there's a couple possibilities of what's going on as we've already heard. Alex has a couple maybe false positive. Maybe they sprayed him in the face with one. Maybe if someone wanted him to smell his flower that's on his lapel. I like that. I would like covid. I would like a crack team of international clown assassins to have taken out the president. That would have been nice. Wow. Hey look here's the thing. This globalist came up to Trump with a seltzer bottle and just right in the face vaudeville assassination. Right. So anyway Alex lays out the possibilities here and shockingly Trump is dumb and behaved in a
Starting point is 00:33:06 way that you would if you were looking to catch a fire. That's not one of them. So again they can poison him and then say covid killed him. It could be a false test. Most of them are false and that way he needs another test. That should be a top story. Is he being tested again or again it's a real bio weapon and they've already assassinated the president. He's walking dead right now and boy that'll really help with a permanent lockdown. Want it. Sure. So these are the three possibilities. Honestly I think it would shorten the lockdown immensely. So these are three possibilities we got. Sure. Either it's assassination or a fake test. Sure. I guess or another assassination. Right. Yeah. The other one is two out of three are assassinations.
Starting point is 00:33:58 It seems like that's kind of Alex's. Alex is big into that. That's kind of what he's pushing. It can't be just an asshole who did exactly what. No. Okay. It's poison. All right. So is Trump having a sympathetic response to a regular cold or flu going around the White House. What is it a false test. What are you doing. Has he been poisoned. Will they say he died of covid. He dies of something else. That's how I do it. That's the easiest way. You just poison him right after you say he has the positive covid test because they're going around testing the whole White House all the time. And so oh boom. That's positive. Not a test or fake. Now they're slipping the synthetic poison that'll cause him to have a heart attack. It'll metabolize out.
Starting point is 00:34:42 They won't be able to find it in the blood. But now they're creeping in with the weapons. Trump could be dead in hours if that's the scenario. All right. He's writing a spy novel. I was going to say that's fun. But whenever Alex says that's what I would do is like that's why you would be caught. Yeah immediately in advance immediately. You would be caught like that Elvis impersonator who tried to send rice and yeah yeah to pin it on his friend. Yeah totally. So Alex gets gets into you know how I started this show with my bright spot was kind of a tease. Sure. Looks like Alex is in a teasing mood too. We've got the strangest things happen to me today and I have to leave it at that. I got some really interesting information from a very high level today.
Starting point is 00:35:26 And I'm not able to give you where the information came from but it's it's one of the reasons that I was not on air in the last hour. And this is incredible information. And I think I would start the next hour. I'm going to get to as much of this as I can. I'm almost speechless right now. I was trying to digest all of this as best I can. We'll be right back in full wars dot com. The least favorite genre of Alex Jones is the I have big bombshell news which actually explains why I was an hour and 40 minutes late. We're going to get into it. We're going to get into it. We're going to get into it. Totally. Totally. Huge news. I can't tell you where it came from. Wow. But it's high level. It's big. Yeah. We'll get into it. I like whenever he's telling excuse
Starting point is 00:36:11 he's telling like extravagant lies for why he's late to his bosses the audience. Yeah. You know like he's just. No. No. No. OK. So I was trying to get here on time. Trust me. They'll put up with it. I was trying to get here on time. No. No. No. No. I was trying to just hear my hear me out. I need you all to really believe that I'm trying. So there was a bicycle but like one of those 1912 ones riding in front of me while I was driving my car. And then what do you know the guy throws a little milkshake at me and we get into an old timey fight. It turns out. He's a globalist. Exactly. Turns out he's David Rockefeller. He's the one who killed the president. David Rockefeller got some stem cells and now he's riding around and he's not really dead.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Everyone says he's dead. He's not really dead. He's riding around on an old recumbent bicycle and he throws milkshakes at patriots and then you got to fight. You got to fight. Yeah. So I'm late. Yeah. I'm sorry. Who among you would not do the same thing. Look it's the cross I bear. So Alex comes back from break and he's got some interesting thoughts about the media's coverage of Trump and his sickness. We've got President Trump supposedly with coronavirus and he's got a little bit of a cold little bit lethargic. They're saying in the media Trump hasn't really confirmed that they're showing a few stills of him walking yesterday and saying oh look he looks tired there. You can do that with any stills you want. But Alex knows that
Starting point is 00:37:31 because that's what he does. Yes. Yeah. You can do that. Got to every single time he's done something about Biden or Hillary. Oh my God. They're about to die. Yep. Yep. Okay. Yeah. Alex you know that game pretty well. That's why you can see it. So Alex as a guest who's not Steve Pachanik is not Roger Stone. It's someone named Dr. Kerry Medige. Medige. Okay. I don't remember how to pronounce her name. All right. Anyway she's a doctor. Osteopath I believe who believes that vaccines are all evil. There you go. She made a viral video and so Alex is hanging out with her. Here's a little taste to what she's bringing to the table. I've studied vaccines for you know since my early 20s because I was very concerned about them and like to say that
Starting point is 00:38:19 vaccines are not what we think they are and a little story just to give some of your listeners some history of vaccines. The tetanus vaccine when I studied that there's a long story behind that but it turns out really it's an abortion vaccine. Whoa. Turns out it's not. Holy cow. Yep. Good research. That jumped that jumped. Yep. Woo. So this this Kerry she has some interesting ideas. Obviously vaccines evil. Sure. There are a bunch of different vaccines that are being developed and are possible candidates for coronavirus or COVID-19 and Kerry believes that there's only one and Alex seems to believe that too and it's going to be something that changes you into a genetically modified organism. That sounds right. It will change
Starting point is 00:39:13 your DNA. Right. And they're doing that because this thing that it will change or whatever they're putting into you is patented. Here. Listen to this. Okay. You know we can actually patent a gene or a genome of something that's synthetic. So technically when we are getting a piece or this vaccine and if it does become permanent within our genome it's synthetic that part of us can be patented and owned. People need to understand this because owner because patents have owners who would own us who would own part of us. This is insane. So basically the theory goes that like this vaccine would change your DNA. So let's just imagine it's just like OK it changes the DNA of your arm and now Monsanto owns your arm. I gave you that strand of DNA and I can take it away
Starting point is 00:40:02 from you. Right. That's the that's the theory that I do like that. I would I would say I don't think it works that way. I'd like that as a new like I'm sick of the sovereign citizens like with the capital letters capital letters sound stupid. If the government said if you say that the government owns part of your DNA now I'm listening. Now we're talking sovereign citizenship right here. Just remove your own DNA and then the government can't own you. True. See that science. Yep. So Alex shockingly when he called into the show it worked totally fine. There were no problems. Audio wise. Well everything went fine probably because it's hard lined in. Sure. Unfortunately that is not the case for this doctor. And in the animal studies they looked
Starting point is 00:40:49 like it was a success. OK. The animals had a robust immune system. They had a great T cell response. Great. But then they did a challenge test which is unethical to do in humans but they can do a challenge test. You know her sky broke up. We're going to come back to her. Yeah I did. Every day every single time every single day. So her sky breaks up in the middle of talking about these these vaccine trials on animals. They were having like really you know in the past they'd had these positive results for this type of vaccine. But then whenever they got a challenge test right that's when the Skype cuts out right. So Alex decides like I'm going to pick up on this and I'm going to pretend that this was my secret bombshell news. OK. This is amazing. This is
Starting point is 00:41:37 Alex right here man. You know her sky broke up. We're going to come back to her and I should have opened the show up with this because when they did the challenge test it caused a horrible auto immune response to whatever the outside pathogen was and that is exactly the information I came into receipt of today. Serendipity. Synchronicity. Providence. What have I told you I ran into a head scientist at one of the major biotech labs didn't know who he was. Found out researched what he was saying and it was all true. And what did he tell me. He told me a lot. What does the information tell me. All right. All right. This is some Alex Jones bullshit right here.
Starting point is 00:42:32 He's teased that he has some top secret top level information and the reason that he wasn't on the show earlier is because he was receiving the super important bombshell information. Of course he doesn't say or even hint with the actual secret news is but then when his guest Skype connection drops off right in the middle of her making a sensational claim. Alex piggybacks that and claims that that was actually his secret news all along. It sure does seem. Now let's track exactly what Alex is claiming here in order for his story to make any sense. I guess this morning Alex randomly met the head scientist of a biotech company but didn't know that this guy was the head of a biotech company. Right. This person presumably knew who Alex was and told Alex that
Starting point is 00:43:08 the COVID-19 vaccine causes a severe autoimmune response to general coronaviruses at which point Alex researched the information found out it's true. And I guess in the process realized that the guy was the head scientist of a giant biotech company researching these claims made it so Alex couldn't get to work on time I guess. Even though he would have known that Trump had COVID and he couldn't possibly take the day off as soon as he woke up. Then Alex calls into his show and does the first half hour without mentioning this big secret news that he got from a big wig in the biotech field. He wanted to confirm it as true. Well he must have done that already. Yes of course. Then he shows up to the studio presumably having just done a real deep dive into this vaccine
Starting point is 00:43:47 and the autoimmune situation but still doesn't see the point in bringing it up until his guest Skype connection goes out. This is such a load of bullshit it's such a transparent game. He didn't want to steal your thunder Dan. He didn't want to steal your thunder. Look when you bring somebody on to drop a bombshell story you can't undercut them. It's remarkable though the way he does this like you see this from time to time but it's not always as explicit as this when he does the fake setup of huge bombshell news and then something will come up later in the show and be like that's actually what my big news was. That's better than whatever it was I was going to make up when it was time for me to lie about it. Yes. So I'm going to use that one. Or if I don't come up with
Starting point is 00:44:24 something that I want to lie about and say is the big news I can just say I'll get to it tomorrow. I got to digest this. Exactly. It's just too big. Yep. It's too big. He does this quite regularly and it's pretty impressive. It's a it's a nice cheat. Yeah. So he's got this fake doctor who's working at the biotech company who's told him all this stuff and now this is this is interesting because Alex has a conspiracy about this imagined COVID-19 vaccine. This is improv right here. All right. I am almost certain that Alex is coming up with this on the spot. Okay. This is off the dome. You can see the wheels turning in his head. If you take a vaccine for COVID-19 that's main platform is a regular cold virus with a bunch of stuff stacked onto it, genetic traits stacked on
Starting point is 00:45:12 it. Cold stacking. It's plump. Straight plump. If you do that and then your body learns to have an autoimmune response to that particular virus it's so broad you will now have an autoimmune response to the regular coronavirus that's so common it's everywhere making it where you can't even go outside because you'll get so sick from regular cold viruses and so they're trying to get rid of your immunity to the cold virus but not just your immunity they're trying to make it where you're allergic to it which is what killed most the people in the Spanish flu was they were allergic to the virus not that it was actually replicating and killing them they had an auto immune response and this is so diabolical and the scientist was breaking down the fact that
Starting point is 00:45:57 and this is so critical. The scientist was breaking down the point that that's why they can't get an immunity with COVID patients and why it comes back because it's so weak the body doesn't even see it as a threat and won't create immunity to it so they have to soup it up and add things to the vaccine that you're also allergic to so you have an auto immune response to both with the adjuvant but then just like they used to grow vaccines on peanuts so suddenly kids that ate peanuts would die because their body saw that as an outside pathogen because they've been giving it in the flu shot or whatever it was they got when they were younger. I'm guessing that he probably did talk to somebody but it was like John Rappaport or Andrew Wakefield. Sure yeah. It wasn't some
Starting point is 00:46:38 high-level biotech scientist some just weird anti-vaxxer told him these things and that wasn't why he was late this morning that was just bullshit. Yeah that sounds made up. But yeah you can you can see the like little details he's trying to pull in yeah as he goes through the conspiracy. He must have like smiled at the end of that and been like how did I pull that 1918 flu out and then throw some bullshit about that's how it killed people I don't know anything about the 1918 flu. Yeah. What am I talking about? He's like some skater who lands a trick the first try. Yeah yeah yeah. How'd I do that? I don't know. So anyway this doctor that he is talking to is interviewing I mean they got to get her back. Sure. Like I mean sure the Skype went out but this is an
Starting point is 00:47:22 important interview she has a viral video. Okay. But we're joined by Dr. Kerry Maudet here and I really appreciate her coming all this she's a medical doctor and she had Skype cut out never happens and her phone cut out that was crazy and with all the internet censorship and tech even getting into private messages now and censoring I mean who knows they probably are doing that because they've been censoring doctors across the board. Yeah it's probably censorship that never happens on your show. Yeah there's only one explanation. Never ever happens on Info Wars. Tech issues never the Skype problems never ever happen. Dan by your own logic earlier just because it's not censorship a hundred times doesn't mean that the hundred and first time isn't censorship.
Starting point is 00:48:04 It's not the same logic. I appreciate what you're trying to do but it doesn't work. So we got to get this doctor back on man. You got to get her to work get to get the Skype to work got to get her to spout her truth. I mean it just makes your head spin they want in our bodies and then we learn what they're doing is guinea pigging and changes our DNA and makes us this new creature. This is like an alien takeover. I mean whether aliens are real on another planet Bill Gates thinks he's a god who wants to have this genetic revolution over us. Where do you think this is all going doctor? Shhh shhh shhh. Her skype's frozen again.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Let's go ahead and play the full clip of Pelosi. Yeah this never happens. Never happens. It had censorship. It had total censorship. Now we're going to play this incredibly terrible audio of Nancy Pelosi in some lying fashion about her. Yeah so we get back to the doctor because they're going to give it another shot and she has a theory about a magical app that will control everything and it will know what all your med levels in your body and all your vitals and every single thing about you and well. And this would be done through the smartphone through the health app that you have. If you look on your health app you'll find drop downs if you really look at subcategories. It will tell you how many times you've had sex, how many
Starting point is 00:49:42 drugs you keep, the medicines in your body, the illicit drugs in your body. Everything about you is not your emotions are now. So everything that you're doing would be transmitted to your cell phone which would go into the cloud and some AI connection. And then if it wasn't the kind of behavior deemed worthy or good for society for the good of the whole there would be repercussion. So. Oh she's getting censored again. Yeah and yeah I see her doing interviews all the time. Her skype's being cut off, her phone's being cut off. She's not doing this on purpose. This is the next level of it. Yeah it's the next level of the censorship. I'm supposed to do just a bad, bad connection. That's quietly a very dark thing for him to have said is I see
Starting point is 00:50:28 her doing interviews all the time is him like deep down being like it's us. This is us. Yeah this is us. I see her. Something on our end because it happens all the fucking time. Geez don't interviews over and over and over again. It could be a combination of both. Yeah I don't know exactly what it is but it's definitely not censorship. It's you guys being fucking incompetent. Yeah. Anyway Alex decides four tries is a little much. That's too much. So let's just complain about Michael Moore. Michael Moore says evil genius Trump could be lying about having COVID to postpone the election. Trump's going to win the election. It's Democrats that want to postpone it with mail-in ballots saying months and months and then they'll never be decided. So see if you have
Starting point is 00:51:13 any intelligence you know Democrats do the mail-in ballots they want to lock down. They say they're going to contest no matter what they know they're losing. They want 20th amendment that's their plan. He comes out and says Trump's fake. He's not sick. He wants to hold off the election. When that's you said he's not a man would you let him maybe sit your children. How about he and Brian Stelter pull up to your house as contact tracers. Oh sorry you didn't submit to the inoculations we're taking your children. Just your children have a good good time with uncle Stelter and uncle more. I don't think they need that gig. They're both. They're doing all right. I don't need to be contact. They're doing OK. Yeah. That's some sort of community service. Did they get arrested
Starting point is 00:51:55 for something recently. It's really weird that Alex is saying that like there's a false positive test. Yeah. And then he's mad at Michael Moore being like we're an asshole for saying that this isn't a real positive. You guys just both have weird conspiracies about what's going on motivated by slightly different levels of distrust. Both of you guys should calm it down. Yeah. So this episode this Friday episode ends and that's where we're at basically. That's a big dud. Yeah. That's a big dud serious problem. Alex just taking the day off taking the day off. He could have done that half hour at the beginning and been totally fine. There was no reason that Owen couldn't interview the Vax lady. Yeah. It would have been totally fine. I think that it was weak
Starting point is 00:52:38 from the perspective of everyone. Well I mean this is big. Trump got COVID. Yeah. This is kind of a big deal. Yeah. It's a real hard to wrap your head around a kind of situation. Yeah. I don't pretend to know like what's going to happen or know who you can trust in terms of a lot of the details that are coming out like whether you know like he was blow on oxygen or what the temperature of his fever was. Of course. A lot of that stuff is very difficult to parse out. Yeah. So it would be weird to say like he's going to die. I have no idea. It's also weird to say he'll be fine. Although he might be. He might not be. He might be. Exactly. No fucking idea. No. What I can say with no qualms is this is big. This is very serious. I agree with
Starting point is 00:53:24 you. There's all kinds of questions about the timeline of when he knew he was sick what steps were and were not taken. Was he around the time of the debate when he went to that fundraiser. All these things. The Supreme Court party like all this just wild. He's very serious and very real and important and Alex came in and the best he had was a lot of test of false positives. Then he read a bunch of headlines. Some connected. Some not. And then he developed it to maybe someone with a covid lapel sprayer hit Trump with a weaponized covid. It's like OK this is the best you've got. We got it. We got to update that say you know like when the going gets weird the weird turn pro some of them but the already professionally weird literally phone it in. Yeah. This is why
Starting point is 00:54:13 he's being usurped by other online. Yeah totally because he's not willing to like I don't know maybe he just doesn't have it in him anymore. It doesn't have it in him to like really throw himself headlong into damn the torpedoes kind of weirdness. I mean he's been beaten down pretty pretty hard by the lot of lawsuits. Yeah. Yeah. I would I would be like it's totally acceptable. I would find it reasonable for you to be like I just don't got it. Right. I've been beaten too much like Icarus. I flew too close to the sun. My wings are burned. Look at all that I've accomplished. Now I just can't. I'm not there anymore. I agree. Young guns. I agree. And I would accept that too. But if you are in that position and you're someone like Alex you better
Starting point is 00:54:58 get out. You better take your money and run because you're going to be eaten alive by the young lions or the young guns. Yeah. They're going to take you out. Michael Jordan on the Wizards was still Michael Jordan but he still got his ass beat a lot. He was old and people cherished beating. They loved it. It was Michael Jordan. But whenever he beat their ass they were like oh god damn it. It's Michael Jordan. I didn't get beat by a 50 year old man. I got beat by Michael fucking Jordan. You know it's still cool. So Alex I thought for sure one of the reasons I didn't immediately think like let's do an emergency episode is I think Saturday he's going to come in and he's going to do a special episode because he did about when Ruth
Starting point is 00:55:37 Gator Binsburg died. Sure. And so I figured like this is big enough stuff. Alex needs to do a Saturday episode. Do you know when Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Gator Binsburg. Gator Binsburg died a year ago. Feels like I have no idea. Yeah. Nothing matters. So Alex only put out like an eight minute video. Of course he did. On Saturday and I hope he doesn't die. That really fucked up my day. Well I think by this point he realized like okay false positive ain't going to fly. That's not going to work. What are we going to do? Trump's in the hospital. Oh shit. Evidence is mounting. The facts are overwhelming. Either the doctors at Walter Reed Medical Facility in DC are trying to kill President Trump or they are the most inept idiots in the medical field that
Starting point is 00:56:26 Bader Ginsburg has ever seen. They are giving the president two experimental drugs one a synthetic nanotech antibody and the other Rindesivir and it's on record that you wouldn't give either one of these experimental drugs to someone unless they were an emergency situation and in critical condition. Well I mean the possibility there is that the case is more serious than you're allowing yourself to believe. Yeah. Like I would assume generally that if this is the course of action that's being taken then either Trump insisted on it or he has a case that requires that and the doctors think it's a prudent course. Yeah yeah yeah. You know with malpractice for just like you and me normal people doctors can get in real big trouble for not providing the best care.
Starting point is 00:57:18 They can get sued more than Alex Jones. I have seen their the bills they pay for insurance my friend. It's high. If you commit let's say malpractice with the fucking president. You're going to be fine. Career over. Well I mean you know Bell wasn't remembered for that whole metal detector accidentally killing the president thing. So I think he'd be you know I'm sure if the doctor invented something that's really really important to humanity he the whole killing the president thing would probably be forgotten. Can you imagine like the next day after accidentally killing the president. You're that doctor. Like I got to invent something. Oh shit telephone.
Starting point is 00:57:59 No he already did that. He's sitting there with like a sketch pad. Like what will I be remembered for. So this is basically I'm going to get in that play with the big bopper. No one will know this is basically all the Saturday show has going for it is like these doctors are probably trying to kill Trump which is I got to say sensational dangerous kind of talk and doesn't do anybody a lick of good. No. So we come in on the fourth on Sunday and this episode is possibly one of the weirdest things I've heard from Alex in a while. That sounds right. It's almost as if Trump having covid and being in the hospital is kind of secondary. It's not the biggest deal. I like it. I like it. That's a good angle. There's another piece
Starting point is 00:58:46 of news that requires attention. House Dems just voted to cover up government child sex trafficking. In a 371 to 18 vote our elected congress appeared to be moving towards making pedophobia a hate crime. So this is a really interesting way for Alex to cover this story. Apparently his version of it is that House Dems voted to cover up pedophilia. In reality the House passed a largely symbolic resolution condemning QAnon which is slightly different than voting to cover up pedophilia. That is very different. I would argue. I would say that that is very different. Additionally it was not House Democrats who voted the measure through. It was overwhelmingly supported across both parties because QAnon has no place in sensible
Starting point is 00:59:37 politics. What was that 371 to 18 18. I don't remember the exact number. And then so that so if I'm doing the numbers on House Democrats yeah there are 380 of those about right. I was almost everybody in the House. Oh yeah. That would be in both parties. Yeah. Okay. This is how the game is played though. QAnon has done literally nothing to actually bring any child traffickers to justice nor if they actually saved any traffic children and in fact experts in the field have been very clear that the way QAnon people sensationalize the topic and focus attention in various bizarre directions has the real world effect of making the actual work of disrupting trafficking operations more difficult. If you look at QAnon from a purely consequentialist
Starting point is 01:00:19 framework they're helping the very people they pretend to be bringing down. But they're also creating an unhinged cult behind an extremely right-wing aspiring dictator. So the secondary effect of their existence is the creation of a possibly highly motivated politically driven group that will never vote against outrageously right-wing candidates and who will be willing to work for free to create social media campaigns branding their opponents of these right-wing candidates to be pedophiles and demons. The yelling about saving the children though it doesn't result in any actually saved children it's necessary in order to make sure that the group has some kind of plausible ability to deflect criticism and to turn attacks around. It was
Starting point is 01:00:59 all the psychiatrists. So when the House passes a resolution denouncing QAnon because it's a weird cult that has led to multiple violent incidents and has the potential to lead to a whole lot more Alex can report on that as the House voting to cover a pedophilia. You see this game being played about all sorts of right-wing types. Tommy Robinson is one of the big ones that this tactic is deployed to cover. It's all just a charade. You use whatever optics and tools are available to justify and strengthen your dictator's grasp on power even if it means carrying water for a group of lunatics who hate you and you have yelled about for years. That's what Alex is doing. That's the top story. I don't want to say but it is occurring to me now that Elron really did
Starting point is 01:01:43 know what he was doing whenever he decided not to like step into politics at all like create your own kingdom where you can't let you know you know this is what I'm saying like whenever it's like you're in my reality just get him out of my own. Do a Scientology thing. Go make your own fucking compound in the middle of nowhere. You guys can all believe in whatever you want. Just stay out of my business. Fuck it. I'll give you tax exempt status if you stay in the compound. You get your own internet. You get your own little place there. Your QAnons and then we get to live in our fun times. I don't know. I don't think Alex has like strong fond feelings about compounds. That's fair. So that is what Alex I wouldn't trust me if all of my enemies were in a compound
Starting point is 01:02:23 either. So that's that's fair. That's how Alex starts the show. That's the beginning of the show but the top headline like it's not news. It's not the Trump is in the hospital. Our top headline tonight on this Sunday October 4th global transmission 29 days out 107 until inauguration is not President Trump at Walter Reed Medical Military Facility in D.C. It's our second biggest story. No it's not communist China threatening military action against Hong Kong and Taiwan. No it's not the Democratic Party openly trying to plunge the U.S. dollar and destroy the U.S. economy to defeat Trump. That's all important but at the heart of all of this is the Satanism of these maggots. That sounds right and who they are and what makes them operate
Starting point is 01:03:10 what makes them tick. I'm your host Alex Jones. I don't know if what makes demons tick is the top story. I don't know if you can cover that. No no the New Yorker does one of those every six months or so they go to demon country and they're like we really got to figure out why won't you guys not like the Satan and they'll be like well I like his policies on immigration and you know it's the way that works. The new well-dressed demon. Those are not far off are they. I don't know if this is a good use of time for Alex considering everything should be about Trump having COVID. Yeah you know we've speculated on what would happen if and when Trump actually got COVID the disease that Alex has claimed is not
Starting point is 01:04:00 even real. It's not really a big deal. Yeah apparently the answer is it's look it's definitely the second biggest story. Yeah but I mean we're the devils around. You know what it is I think. I think it's like I got to kick this can. Yeah I don't know what's going to happen and what happens will very much affect what I do. Yeah because like if Trump dies Alex can't be like these doctors are going to be are killing Trump like yeah that will possibly make his audience start shooting. Yes but if he recovers then you don't want I don't know. I just specifically already said that when this happens they're moving on the president it's time to start killing. I feel like he's just in a position where he's like let's see what happens which is dumb and and not good.
Starting point is 01:04:47 I think this is a proof of my theory which is that he will he's he blinked. Now would be that literally he's already laid the groundwork. The moment the news came out if he was going to pull the trigger on like now is when we start the civil war that's when you do it and he's blinking. Yeah and it's interesting too that I think Alex might internalize some of that blink and he might recognize it because he's talking about QAnon and the way that like the House voted to condemn the the whole thing and I have not heard Alex talk like this before. Well these videos of Democrat congressman saying oh we're going to defeat you Q people that's because the public is awake. They're aware and that and now even more than Alex Jones the symbol of the deep state of the
Starting point is 01:05:34 resistance is Q and you know part of that as a setup so that they can pose as Q that's why anything that's esoteric is dangerous anything foggy you don't jump off a cliff into water that's you know brown or or black or you know foamy you want to jump into clear water no you're not gonna break your legs good good um yeah I've not heard Alex say anything other than like I am the symbol of the Patriots yeah the idea that he thinks he's second to Q in being a symbol of the resistance to the deep state seems meaningful. It reminds me of shadow water whenever all the sudden he's like listen I don't actually deal with those deep state guys I don't deal with that stuff you know who's the leader of this Q so if anybody does something foggy
Starting point is 01:06:22 it's Q who's the symbol of the resistance the leader of the resistance everybody just so you know the tip of the spear I didn't even think about that that's interesting that's that is an interesting possible way to read that yeah of like shit's getting too real right now Trump is totally keep Mike dying I'm waiting for him to be like I got kids man I've been lying this whole time I can't let this shit happen you guys are gonna kill my kids that is that that is an interesting possible cover your ass kind of thing yeah yeah yeah huh I didn't think about that and it'll be interesting to see where things go yeah I would be but I don't know if there's any strong indications of that from the rest of this episode but I want to keep that in mind yeah anyway they're gonna
Starting point is 01:07:06 kill Trump they're trying to kill him with these drugs at the hospital naturally I don't want to be a fearmonger for no reason I want to be a fearmonger for money drugs Trump's taking are way more dangerous than COVID-19 and even his own doctors at a press conference yesterday admitting we're monitoring him at Walter Reed medical facility because of the treatments that are more dangerous than the disease oh don't worry they're not giving me my drossy chloroquine oh can't do that because that's you know an open drug it's it's it's it's it's the patent's up anybody can get it for you know 50 bucks or whatever boo regiments that you can't sold 50 bucks is the high end oh but rendezvous here the Fauci makes thousands of dollars per dose
Starting point is 01:07:51 on it's an IV drug oh that barely works 8% of the time and that side effects oh that's okay that's all coming up separately we have the info wars emergency elections shall blow out our best selling products that are so amazing you need experiences for yourself cool man Fauci's evil plan is to bleed Trump for a few grand at a time they won't give Trump hydroxy chloroquine because it's cheap silly he doesn't get a cut of the hydroxy now there's a further problem with this and that is if you'll recall a couple months ago Trump said he was taking hydroxy chloroquine as a preventative there is that yes so that seems to indicate that that might not work didn't really work did it
Starting point is 01:08:35 yeah or maybe he was lying who knows one of the two who knows and that's what gets us this is that's what this next clip is actually about but alex misrepresents it here's some of the headlines analysts trump faces credibility crisis over health scare oh they're saying he says it doesn't exist no he said shut down travel from china they've shut down their domestic flights no no no no no the credibility crisis is about no one knowing what to believe yeah the credibility crisis is about that like he said he was taking hydroxy chloroquine maybe he was maybe he wasn't yeah no one knows yeah like no one knows no one believes anything no that's why like i think it's kind of irresponsible for folks like michael more or others to be like hey uh he's probably
Starting point is 01:09:17 faking this sure you have no reason to believe that other than distrust yeah so i i think i think positing it is a little irresponsible but at the same time i totally understand where the impulse comes from who knows what the fuck's going on anything could be happening right we've seen them do like real crazy conspiracies because they think that alex jones's plans work it's it's understandable to have your brain go into those areas sure but uh like it's it's because of a crisis of confidence like i don't know one believes this shit these people are saying contradictory things you can't believe the president's doctor because the president's doctor is told to lie about his condition to make him look good if you can't believe the doctor that is
Starting point is 01:10:03 covering the president you can't believe anything like that's the only like that should be literally the only job where you cannot lie at all just doctor shouldn't be you can't lie isn't there's something wrong with that i don't know even if it's i don't know if that's in the oath i don't yeah i probably not in the oath i think hypocrisy was probably like well there's no way somebody would lie about the president getting hurt he first saw the presidency yeah he was psychic like alex there's no reason to put that in there so by sunday alex is kind of having to wrestle with the like well when i suggested it was a false positive it looks like i was wrong yeah i think trump is actually i think it might be a problem now the only thing that alex can work with is playing games
Starting point is 01:10:47 around like is he that sick is he sick enough to have these treatments all right trump's blood oxygen level dropped rapidly friday sparking health concerns meadow says so that's what the white house is now saying that his oxygen level and listen everybody's good it has a good eye trump looks like he lost 15 20 pounds he looks very uh narrow faced um ashen very white compared to normal orangutan uh orange glow so you can't fix it you know what that look looks like but is it a regular cold is the flu it doesn't matter is it covet the point is is that what they're giving him you don't give smileists around their death bed so we've got that going on so if you think
Starting point is 01:11:36 that trump dropped 20 or 15 pounds since the debate sure that's severe no that's something that was a few days that doesn't look it's you take a you take a lot of zinc you lose 15 to 20 pounds everybody knows that so that's very unhealthy that's good for you that's not good for you um so yeah i think alex is like uh i don't know where is he on dabda where is he on the i don't know i don't know he's somewhere in there starting to come close to like deal making maybe um so uh speaking of making deals yeah never gotten supplements you've never gotten a film or a book now is the time it could be your last chance because i'm i'm in business so i see the supply chain breaking down i see a third of our supplements we can't reorder so everything we have
Starting point is 01:12:24 in stock we haven't stock ready to ship to you but it's selling out very very quickly and it's a scary situation we're doing a money bomb next uh wednesday night or 40 hours straight try to raise extra capital to go in the next year we're not thought about george soros the globals were funded by you so thanks for taking action get the money and run that would that would support your uh theory yeah yeah yeah that's it's time to get out i do i do money bomb and run that wouldn't be a bad idea honestly if i were him a hundred percent shit it's getting too hot i know i can't imagine making a plan that far in advance right now do you know what i mean like next wednesday we're gonna do something i don't know what i'm gonna do within the next four hours there every
Starting point is 01:13:05 twitter update i get i'm like is this the moment you know like what next week there is no next week man there is a decent chance that i will fuck around and convince myself to watch that entire but probably not because i've done that in the past and so much of it is just like replaying the same video yeah although i think it might be it would be really fun to do that is some kind of a marathon or something yeah i mean it wouldn't you could have a it's fun in my head you know what you could do you could live stream it and have a nice little watch party with a with a bunch of policy walks could i don't want to do that to people yeah well i'm i might think about something all right anyway um hillary really talking hillary right now well i mean do you know
Starting point is 01:13:52 what happened i don't care this is actually really serious okay i mean jordan look at my eyes no i believe you are very serious this is very very serious well you know even the article didn't pick up what it was i looked friday at the actual art i thought let me search in you know what's in this book far worse than the m4's article i mean you can guess it's demons raping people and that's what hillary posed with the book what the devil hillary clinton has sexually explicit book of satanic glass porn okay okay now deon yeah does he not know that larry nickles just died he doesn't it is brutal yeah brutal well he might know he hasn't brought it up but look dude okay hillary clinton i don't
Starting point is 01:14:44 know if you know this is now a podcaster um i did not know that yes and so she had a picture of herself recording a podcast and she had a laptop they were sitting on a pile of books and one of them was an art book by this italian glass sculptor sure and apparently there are some things about devils fucking all right devils fucking each other so they're amazing glass sculptures it's like this interesting art thing all right so now alex is like all right man it's it's devil right okay so you're telling me that the president is on the verge of death and we're having an argument about whether or not the venus de milo should be shown in schools yeah okay yep cool blown glass great in the shape of devils having sex cool is a sign uh of the devil i'm i'm pissed dan yeah we
Starting point is 01:15:31 have been doing this for almost four years now and i bet hillary has more listeners than us and i just don't think she's put in the time i mean i i think i mean i can what is she done on your secretary state i mean it depends on what you think of as the leg work you know i think i think her resume is much better than mine you know so alex has this weird thing we're getting towards the like the end of the you know the second hour of sunday's show sure and alex is in a weird mood he's talking about how he is the last person who gets the information that that whenever they can't get the information out any other way they go to him sure because they know that he's brave and he'll do it right right and that makes him a crap covered toad or something
Starting point is 01:16:26 he sounds very bitter okay about like why am i not the first choice if i'm the one who's brave enough to put out the information we told you about the newness memo a year before he released it and why william benny had just met with the head of u.s national intelligence and with trump he already gave me intel they gave him the intel and said no one's covering this we gave it to fox go on jones's show and say that's how pathetic the white house is i don't say that in a mean way i'm pathetic too the white house has to get william benny to call me up and hold my hand and go go look at this memo from the fisa court 2017 out for six months no one covered it i was the last guy they had to come to imagine how that feels like you're the work covered toad like in the basement
Starting point is 01:17:14 in the dungeon and then no one else will do it and they open the door they go okay you have an audience work covered toad you you can release it now and then of course i get all the heat i don't feel sorry for myself i'm not like up here like i'm the glistening valkyrie in the war i'm the work covered toad sitting on a pile of crap in my basement that no one wants to see and then when everyone else fails they open the dungeon door and say little crap covered toad you can do it now oh thank you you sound really mad yeah that doesn't sound good you sound so bitter that is bad yeah oh boy yeah a little bit accurate though like yeah that's what they do with you well no i mean you keep you in the cage and then whenever they're like we'll throw this bone at you then you get to
Starting point is 01:18:01 eat um the people at fox couldn't get away with putting this out because it's ridiculous and they wouldn't make it past any kind of editors even the shoddy ones that they may be employing sure so yes toad come on yeah exactly hey dan quick question for you what would you call william binnie's uh warehouse where he holds all this blackmail material oh i hope to go for it binnie's leverage depot oh i get it yeah sorry it took me a second yeah i knew it was going to be a play on the liquor store yes of course but people outside of the chicago land area might not know that there is a binnie's beverage depot that is a liquor store here in chicago maybe maybe a couple other cities but i certainly don't think there's any in europe that's probably not true
Starting point is 01:18:49 they're not going to get that one i admit that this is a little bit of a us little inside i apologize so um alex you can tell there's a little bit of a different mood there too he's bummed he's mad but i also think that he's getting a little drunk i think he's well i think he started drinking during the first hour there's a couple of points where you can really hear him take a tug on something yeah but i don't you know you don't know it could be water could be something i'm not saying for sure that in the second hour of his sunday show he is in fact drunk he's different the first hour is it is what it is it's a normal just alex jones stupid show the second hour he brings in john bown and gray grease oh no and this shit gets off the rails so fast all right here's
Starting point is 01:19:37 john bown talking about how everyone who's not uh like his kind of christian is basically going to end up being there we're working for satan right even the people that don't think they're satanic even if you think you're an atheist at this point you got to choose sides because you're going to end up satanic you're going to end up satanic can i suggest that you will not end up satanic no you will be end up being viewed as satanic why people like alex a dot bound wow there's that yeah it's like hey even if you are just an atheist or a muslim or a buddhist or jewish you know like hey we're gonna call you satanists eventually you understand yeah get with the script or eventually we will label you all satanists found we play basketball at the ymca together i'm not a satanist
Starting point is 01:20:28 why would i even be allowed in there now you're a satanist bro mm-hmm so here is where i really got the sense that uh maybe alex is a little bit boozed up um they're talking about how they don't prepare for these interviews that they do which is great not a surprise and then alex is just getting fucked up you turn on even turn on fox news turn on msnbc this just puts you right back to sleep everything's fine there's what i'm saying they all have pre-interviews before yeah i'm saying is we didn't do a pre-interview no no no they can't even imagine that that's what i'm saying is it's just real no it's the respect of real people i showed up here i ran into him in the hall like i just said you know i'm i'm glad to be here talking to you guys about these things i think
Starting point is 01:21:09 about all day long and and the audience that we went out yeah and and it doesn't take respect you well we love you we i love you don't love you right of course i do you know i love you i love you too man yeah oh because we could they could be shut down very soon it makes me love every person here i'm even more well and so we're so close it's a quickening i'm not even scared i'm just like trying to say violent about it you know holy shit something is up the mood changed so drastically i don't know what it is oh man i love you guys oh man just trying to say goodbye it's fun to brag about like hey we never do any preparation for the show and then end with hugging and crying if you had prepared for the show we wouldn't be hugging and crying so i suppose in some ways you
Starting point is 01:21:57 are right and in some ways i'm right yeah it's uh this would be happening all the time on sienna and if they didn't do pre interviews they'd be crying drunk every weeping drunk people everywhere everyone knows this it's only a love of satan that keeps the rest of us yeah from getting drunk on on air and crying oh god and i mean like hey i'm not i'm not here to shit on people expressing care for each other or anything like that it's more the way this is happening yeah but it's more it's not uh that vulnerability which i think is a little insincere to begin with yeah considering he doesn't even bring up larry nickles that is brutal maybe that's what he's bummed out about that could be what he's bummed out about i don't know probably not anyway great
Starting point is 01:22:42 greece uh is an optimistic fella um but not anymore man and i've never i'm a very optimistic person i think through all of this but the day that uh president trump and melania trump announced that they had coveted and they were going into the hospital i would say that's the day that my optimism ended i don't think this isn't a stunt they got hit he looks sick they hit him or something and to have him at walter reed hospital surrounded by big farmland military industrial complex at walter reed if he were to die from quote unquote coveted it just seems to me like everything the enemy has everything wrapped up so i've never seen the enemy so close to victory through all this until right now poor guy lost his optimism yeah so now we've developed fully from
Starting point is 01:23:26 it's probably a false positive test to they hit they hit trump they hit him with something probably some weaponized coveted strain and now the doctors are trying to kill him with experimental treatments at walter reed see this doesn't go anywhere good no if this is what reese is bringing i'm i'm terrified of what pechenek would have said oh man man i i want to hear it but i want to hear it off air so no one else can hear it yeah i want him to whisper in my ear he should be on yeah totally i don't know what's going on man this can't have him on he'd advocate a armed overthrow now this isn't far off we need to exactly that's what i'm saying yeah you're having reese on and you're almost breaking the law well steve wouldn't let alex cry so i i will put my life on the line for my child's future
Starting point is 01:24:12 and this country and we're reaching a point it's not like you're even like like you're doing him a favor you wanted to already take action that's what i'm saying is they don't get like we they've got us we're the goddess we're like we can't wait much longer it's like a it's a demand it's like you're gonna do it um yeah alex slap yourself in the face twice we got to make malania queen now alex get off air you can let john bound and gray grease host you don't need to be there now you're clearly going through something whether it's intoxication or just over emotional whatever it's not good this is a bad no this is bad so war war is coming war is coming naturally so what's going to happen next the only way we're ever going to get through this i think i think at
Starting point is 01:25:03 this point there's going to be war war exactly how it looks like war war war war war war get ready for war war i'm not happy about war war but but think of the ancient civilizations we don't even understand half of the stuff that all line up all right all right all right okay okay are you telling me that i'm gonna have to die in a civil war because some asshole thinks that at lannis already blew up yes okay cool here's the only way i could ever regain respect for gray grease or john bound when alex says war twice one of them needed to say huh and then the other needed to say what is it good for absolutely nothing good god i took a drink and it took everything inside me not to spit on you the two of them that would be so fucking funny
Starting point is 01:25:58 can you imagine the fucking it would short circuit alex's drunk brain war war huh good god y'all say it again anyways let's get back to anyways we're gonna have a war right we're gonna have a war can you imagine sitting next to alex and you're trying to express like yeah you know at this point i really don't think that there's anything that could be done except war war war war war let's just keep saying war war war so and then you end with it you know a lot of us don't know what the ancients had to do yeah they already blew up at lannis like okay fine sure sure so a lot of the other wars in the past corporate wars sure right that's true not this one oh no i would say it's safe to say that most
Starting point is 01:26:47 of the wars we grew up with are corporate wars that were started under false premises this war is i mean for lack of a better word perhaps a christian revolution of some sort where that's your average providence yeah oh it's a christian call it a jihad is still the islamic term but we are under attack it's a it's a it's a crusade they're gonna come for you because your relationship with god they're gonna know the algorithm you're connected to the big guy they want you gone yeah it's uh it's the war in heaven is about to happen here on earth whoa guys this is a news show do you know it's fun it's nice when they finally just like yeah we're isis we're gonna go it's good it's a jihad we're isis we're the republican party
Starting point is 01:27:30 we're isis come on man it's a christian you knew we were isis yeah we were isis there isis we're isis well it's jihad but it's a defensive sure sure yeah anyway this just deteriorates into what i would describe as a zealotry session sure we're on this planet it's all real think about we have to accept how powerful we are we have to accept that responsibility absolutely and right now we are it it's up to all of us it's up to everyone and this is why i feel so bad for the herd is because they're missing out on one of the most epic opportunities that life ever has to offer which is actually take responsibility stand up fight evil clean the garden and create a world for our grandchildren they're missing out on what we've already done it's unlimited
Starting point is 01:28:18 and they have an excuse for everything you just said they have an anti-argumentative you know baphomet and i agree that's why we just argue with them because we know all they build is failure all they build is is betrayal well and it's it is amazing that we we were given christ whoa alex when he's like all they build is betrayal and he can't even like like there's that pause there because alex can't keep up with the thought yeah and i think that john and greg are probably just like alex is going through something yeah man this is what a what a fun what a fun belief system like the only way we can create a better world for our grandchildren is obviously by slaughtering
Starting point is 01:29:08 hundreds of thousands of people at no point was he like maybe we could do some research into agriculture nope that would help nope gotta take away rights from people they've never built anything obviously the people who have gone around and slaughtered in order to create a grandchildren in the world invented microphones right they were the ones who did it that we're speaking into definitely i'm sure so alex they go to break and i guess he like splash some water on his face and he comes back a little bit more composed coming up two hours of transmission with our brothers john bell greg reese and harris and speth
Starting point is 01:29:54 by the hand of the only i'm telling you there's times i don't know stuff a lot against the enemy and like god just goes it's like just like you're lit up and you intellectually know and you spurred you know and you know you can't be big whoa i mean i feel like that's my response to a lot of this stuff is just whoa whoa oh boy whoa okay whoa yeah man sometimes i'm up against the enemy and i don't know things and then god downloads things into my head and i know that i'm invincible how about no you go back inside take a nap you go back inside get a glass of coffee no shit fucking get it together man yeah no kidding what are you doing you understand that people could hear this
Starting point is 01:30:40 i i just wish it was just the two of us that would be nice that would be nice my brother's john bowden and greg reese let me tell you about how god gives me magic i don't sir sir sir please hey you know it'll help me sober up more booze doot doot doot sir i know this denny serves whiskey yeah please you have to go speaking of which i get another whiskey yeah of course you may this is a denny's of course you can wow just ridiculous so we already heard earlier the john bowden and greg reese discussing and alex too discussing how they don't do any pre interviews that sort of a sign of virtue sure again they give more into this no preparation means good it's almost predictable when a when a report comes on like just inspired
Starting point is 01:31:31 and and rapid and quick and gets it out that those tend to be over the target whereas if i spend a lot of time you know trying to pick a report and so like that it's like the more egos involved in my report the less effective it is but you can feel the spirit right it just comes on fast and hard it's almost like when you do too much research you get too much into it those aren't the ones that are successful that's the one where god just says hey come on right yeah we need this out yeah and then usually my ego is actually again they want their broadcast me god there no we're we're turning to god we're doing the real thing okay alex go be three old men in a bar that's where that conversation is fine sure play play cards no i mean i understand kind of what like there's two
Starting point is 01:32:14 things that i like i would say in response to the work process that they're discussing sure one is creativity is a really interesting thing where a lot of times inspiration can strike in a way that you can feel like you're a conduit of creativity and like sometimes i'm sure you experience this when you're writing your book that flows out of you and at times it's harder and at times it's easier yep and and i know that back when i used to do stand-up that's something a lot of people would talk about about the experience of the flow yeah that kind of thing where you're sitting on writing you can't get anything going and then out of nowhere oh and then you get a page sure sure you know that kind of thing that's one thing that's creativity yeah work and research
Starting point is 01:32:56 is a little different a little i do not think that what they're describing is like the flow or anything i think it's oh this is easy yeah that's the way i would go with yeah they intuitively and instinctually just gravitate towards things that are not very difficult and these dumb boutique making conservatives angry stories are really easy yelling about the devil is really easy getting into the nuance of things is not it's very challenging here's what i heard from that i heard my workflow is i go through a bunch of headlines and then when i see one that makes me think oh i'm almost done that's the one that i work on yes that's what i hear too yeah and i'm really sick and tired of these people like alex and his employees trying to present um not trying and putting in
Starting point is 01:33:47 no effort and taking just the easiest path as some kind of indication of like rigor virtue or god is working through me yeah because it's not you're just lazy and bad no this is this is totally like that failed right wing failed comedians become right wing commentators because this is the type of conversation that i heard in the back of an open mic from first and second year baby comics all the time just that like you know my writing process is it's all about inspiration you know it hits me and i don't really do too much and all that stuff and you're like jesus christ hey dudes why don't you try and get a job at any other outlet yeah with that that ideology try and get a job anywhere but info wars if you work like that yeah not a fucking chance
Starting point is 01:34:30 tell me oh i love doing stand-up then fucking care about working at an asshole you yeah you greg and and john work at info wars and you have for a long time because you're unemployable in any other capacity because what you do sucks yep anyway greg says something really stupid here and i just kept this in because it's kind of like it's fun and you can feel the psychology the moment trump went in the hospital and i would argue that even people on the left probably felt it that there's a sense of he offered a sense of security in the past few years but now you feel it oh wait it's not yeah oh man oh i feel like when trump went to the hospital though the left was really like oh no we're insecure okay here's the invention for uh the doctor who kills trump all right uh
Starting point is 01:35:22 here's the invention that he has to make it's a little device that attaches to every right wing commentators shoulder right here on their right wing on yeah exactly uh and then whenever they say something like i think trump has made us all feel a sense of security a little hand comes out and slaps him in the face could be an interesting invention i don't know if it's as groundbreaking as like a telephone sure i honestly it might do more for society so i have one last clip and it's alex uh i would say he spent the better part of this hour just having a christian zealotry session with these two dudes does seem like it yes and so he it's kind of funny that he's promoting the next show as being the one where they can really have the time to get into the topic wow
Starting point is 01:36:02 i think the right crew tonight here oh and normally hosts this show next two hours only has six minutes adds an hour so we're gonna have a lot of time to cover every issue a lot of time to play the clubs a lot of time to go over all the news but just remember the enemy wants you to feel powerless and not realize the power you have word of mouth to tell folks about this show right now we are so close to winning so close to losing i i've wasted a ton of time on this show but that's why the next show has plenty of time to talk about the things that's fascinating now the devil wants you to feel powerless but you have the power to promote my stuff for free i gotta go to bed it's just the confidence of somebody who knows my audience can't stop listening you know like it's
Starting point is 01:36:51 too threatening to their sense of self totally to abandon me totally do you know what somebody if they didn't like our show dan they know inside i'll just turn it off and click on subscribe so we have to do a good job well i think i just also would feel pretty bad yeah of course i understand that i think with or without an audience i would feel a certain responsibility remember when we didn't have an audience well quite well but the idea that you could just be like yeah i fucked around and cried and got drunk and just had a nice little bowl sesh with my friends and about jesus tomorrow's show is going to be great yeah no way and the show that these two dudes that i've been crying with uh are about to host is going to be great and they're gonna you know what it's
Starting point is 01:37:39 going to be just like this but replace me with my intern harrison smith yeah isn't that excited that is going to blow your spoiler alert that is not exciting you can just guys you just turn it off yeah that's not hard it would be nice if they did and i based on the comments that i was seeing on bandod video it seemed like a lot of folks were it's about time i think a lot of people were like come on man poisoning the fucking walter reed doctors are trying to kill okay what is this yeah and i don't i don't know how indicative those comments are of any like generalized feeling sure i don't i don't track the comments on there um uh generally so i don't know how much that how different that is from normal sure it could be trolls fucking around right right but um i did
Starting point is 01:38:20 enjoy seeing it yeah people saying grow up warms your heart yeah warms your heart when somebody finally tells it's the appropriate response when you see it you like it yeah um so yeah interestingly i mean we come to the end of this uh this weekend coverage into slam dunk yeah that's what i was gonna say i was gonna call that a slam dunk it's interesting how it doesn't feel like alex is thinks that trump do you realize the president might die in the next few days of the united states i mean alex is even i mean he clearly is aware of that he said yeah he says he says as much he's not acting as if that's the case no and that's kind of weird to me and i don't know what the deal is well the way he said he would act if it were the case would be to start
Starting point is 01:39:08 a fucking war that is true and it seems like right now they're all trying to like psych themselves up because they know that they have no interest in a war well i mean like if by sunday alex is drunkenly talking about he's sure that they hit trump with something and they're trying to kill him in the hospital yeah like what are you doing about it yeah nothing if you believe that's in any way true how are you still on the radio talking with your two friends right i know i'd seen some headlines uh that were saying that like alex had said that he's gonna go fly to dc to like help trump or whatever that would be fun i didn't hear that on his show i don't he must have put out like some kind of a the other video where he said that he was on the way to the airport
Starting point is 01:39:51 on friday but then he changed his mind it was like a that's why he was like a little actually thing like at the at the airport trump showed up with a thing and he was like oh my god so alex might be going to dc maybe not also marathon money bomb on wednesday a lot of stuff coming up i hate this i'm glad that i found something else this little side project yeah it's like really helping keep me really interested yeah and and and my attention away from like how much i think this is all spiraling down the drain yeah yeah um but uh yeah we'll be deep coverage of that money bomb that's for sure um but before we get out of here today jordan let's take uh some voicemails from the people hey tack guys i hope this is you otherwise someone is about to get a really weird message
Starting point is 01:40:40 this is oren rye from toronto ontario canada and a couple weeks ago you mentioned not really being into warhammer 40 000 which i think is a shame because they offer a lot of solutions to the alex jones problem like this section of lore from the orc codex which i believe sums up alex pretty well weird boys are psychically powerful orcs who act as a focal point for the energy subconsciously generated by their green skin comrades energy that binds them together with a common purpose unfortunately weird boys struggle to control this build up a psychic power lights flash around his head sparks fly from his eyes and raw power starts to dribble from his mouth nose and ears which i think alex has described himself you know into the action
Starting point is 01:41:27 unless the weird boy finds some way to release this sense of energy his head will explode weird boys live in special huts away from the other boys and are not allowed to wander about unless wearing warning bells and escorted by an entourage which inevitably includes the strangest and most disturbed of all green skins in the tribe which to me sounds a lot like alex jones and his rogue gallery of cranks and grifters uh other than that i really love the show love you and uh take it easy thanks so much well that does sound like alex yeah that sounds a lot like alex do you think every leader of a proud boy cell is called a weird boy weird boy weird boys yeah but i would say i mean if they have the grand wizard of the kkk the proud boys have to yeah have to have some
Starting point is 01:42:13 sort of a fun honorific title totally feel like i feel like i actually do know this yeah no i don't i'm thinking of like various people who were proud boys like rufio pan man sure that's true that's true based stick man yeah if if one of them if any one of them has stolen raptor princess we literally personally have to go fight the proud boys probably yeah all right next uh next call jordan just want to say it's pants quokka non-fuckin feel heads taylor from can city um what superpower would you abuse that's it that's the call the question asked i think i wasn't that wasn't a terrible australian accent i will give him that no i wasn't terrible at all and shout out to kansas city home of the best ice cream shop in america betty reyes check it out if
Starting point is 01:43:03 you're no association with to at all this is a very nice message for you um what i mean like superpower would you what does abuse mean um like i understand that like peeping on people with x-ray vision is definitely abused well yeah total i wouldn't do that but like what what it like if i could have like the power to grow plants sure i would abuse that power for sure but how would i abuse it i so like tying people up with plants because i wouldn't do that no see here's my here's my question to you like because i think it's kind of what we're going to talk about i don't want to abuse people with with the power no but see that's the issue how do you abuse just the power exactly all right now here's my theory on how you abuse just the power you have
Starting point is 01:43:48 to you have to be wasteful with it exactly i can create anything or i can turn anything into diamonds or gold and i just never do it mm like i can any any that would any financial problem i just never do it i abuse that power so if i were growing or maybe i use that responsibly by not using that power dan so if i were to grow plants sure i would be like i just refuse to make food for anybody yes that would be an abuse of your power but i wouldn't do that i wouldn't abuse a power i guess yeah i mean i guess if i could like look let's be honest sure if i could like communicate with atms with my mind and like take out money sure i might do that well that's not an abuse of your power that's the only responsible way to use it that money's not even real dan yeah that's where
Starting point is 01:44:36 the debate comes in what does it mean to abuse a superpower yeah right i don't know i mean how would you abuse flying i just do it too much you're stealing it from the birds dance too much stealing air from the birds you're taking up too much airspace i think intrinsically abusing a superpower means that you're doing it in a villainous way yeah to another person right like you're using your uh uh you know brain powers to force people to do things sure sure and i wouldn't want to i wouldn't want to mess with any of that stuff um so i don't know i don't know if you well it's like it's like going to a gun range you know like you're using if your superpower is your gun and you go to the gun range you're using your superpower responsibly you're not abusing that
Starting point is 01:45:20 power you're you're shooting it you know in a safe space i thought of one maybe sure like okay so if i could breathe underwater okay i might just go and live in the water okay that might be abusing the power because i'd be isolating myself from all humankind living with fish i mean if you weren't susceptible to cold you'd live in Antarctica that's that's not really abusing your power i mean it would just be using the power to facilitate me living in the middle of nowhere i think you're just trying to abuse the rest of us by moving into the middle of nowhere that's not abusing anybody that's just uh me living in the woods and don't shy don't hide your light under the woods okay all right i don't know i that's an interesting philosophical question about how one would
Starting point is 01:46:01 abuse a power i don't think he was expecting us to answer thusly no i don't have a good answer i guess me neither hi uh this is a message for dan and jordan my name is celia i just wanted to phone in with a big thank you um for the show and the insight and the humor that you guys provide i heard about you um from my son who's been an average listener and now i'm a senior citizen so i guess that's two generations that you've captured but i also want to thank you i've just finished the debate um podcast and my god i gotta thank you guys for taking one for the team so um big hug from canada socially distance of course and stay safe and stay sane and thank you for doing your work bye now shout out to our parent won't yes thank you very much how weird is that that's so that's
Starting point is 01:46:52 very weird it's so neat and unexpected the idea that someone would like i never thought anyone would like this show to begin with totally then the idea that someone would like it and then their parent would be able to enjoy it with them like we've heard that from a couple folks over the course of doing this show way more than expected and and like it's just really neat that there is some sort of a generational appeal yeah um and that there are parents out there who don't mind my potty mouth ah nice dad uh no that is interesting like i i understand on a certain level because you know i can go watch a movie with my dad and the two of us will both appreciate this piece of culture in a similar way and we'll be like yeah this is enjoyable but not anything where
Starting point is 01:47:32 it's like i'm talking about politics and shit like i don't just that intergenerational sharing of it's very fascinating our podcast is not a piece of culture yeah exactly i think that's my point yeah it's it's hard to view our podcast as something like that movie that you and your dad could go watch together i would i would say so and that's that's really cool yeah hey dan hey jordan my name is mark and i'm from scotland i'm talking very slow so hopefully you can understand what i'm saying i love the podcast love you guys keep up the good work i was calling about episode four six day donks dojo where you were discussing donald trump's dislike of wind farms now i believe i know why that is about 10 years ago donald trump was building a golf course in scotland
Starting point is 01:48:22 abardine my home town i was actually involved in the project now at the same time um there was a wind farm being built off the coast of ardene and donald trump did not like this one bit so he put on the space and he went to the scottish parliament and said you need to stop this construction otherwise these chinese turbines are going to destroy your tourism industry um then when asked for evidence of this claim he said i am the evidence which got a big laugh in the scottish parliament um so he left he had a big bust up with him he didn't get his way at all and um yeah the scottish parliament decided that the best course of action was to build the world's largest turbine off the coast of abardine my home town in view of trompson golf course which i thought was bloody hilarious
Starting point is 01:49:16 um he didn't like it one bit and i believe that's where his dislike of wind farms comes from because he didn't get his way uh anyway keep up the good work love you guys peace out shout out scotland yes very much shout out scott love love love a scottish uh brog uh i love you indeed yeah gotta just a great accent yeah my buddy uh his dad had a real thick scottish accent and uh one of the things that i always will cherish very fond memory uh is like we'd go over to his house every now and again and like this is when we were in college and his dad would be like just like insist that me and another friend of ours drink scotch with him yeah he was in he was he was obsessed with scotch whiskey course hated that i would drink like jim beam i was like oh you gotta try this stuff you gotta try
Starting point is 01:50:07 good stuff yeah just just the way the words roll out god damn yeah very very beautiful sorry to be i'll uh i'll um what would you call it uh modlin no no um nostalgic no lost in memory no uh just a cutie objectifying i'm sorry to be objectifying of the uh the scottish accent okay i got you i know that you're more than just that voice but i appreciate you are fetishizing the scottish bro yeah that's no good i apologize no no um but also uh i've heard that uh theory about uh trump and wind farms before i think i think there's something to it i like it yeah hello pad guys if all they want alexia john is off i hear show you'll think me by full name why you do this you think i am joke now i am probably disappear because of you
Starting point is 01:51:05 it's okay i'm not mad death comes from all anyway love from russia thank you for exposing life of alex johns with whom i care co share coincidentally similar name bye bye for now also is quaca just okay just good all right just a good bit all right just a good bit it's good well thought out all right i'll give him that yep i'll give it that i don't i i would be not surprised if that person wasn't from russia yes but we should say that the person from scotland is not a fake person doing a voice from scotland and maybe that maybe that person is actually russian and they're just still fucking around at the fake name totally i don't know or that's their real name i'm overwhelmed yeah anyway um we had to get out of here jordan but uh we'll be back but
Starting point is 01:52:00 until then we have a website we do have a website it's knowledge fight calm yes we're also on twitter we are on twitter it's that knowledge of your fight and i go to bed jordan you can find us on facebook indeed but if you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing god's work yep we'll be back but until then i'm neo i'm leo i'm dzx clark i'm darryl rondis i'm we are cheers andy and chanzas you're on the air thanks for holding hello alexa my first time calling i'm a huge fan i love your work i love you

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