Knowledge Fight - #502: Dan's Cara-Vanity Project Part 1

Episode Date: November 13, 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan trace the first couple days of Infowars' absurd idea to run a convoy from Austin to DC. In this installment, Owen launches from Austin and makes his way to Tallahassee, spreading lies along the way. Meanwhile, Alex stays behind to interview malicious weirdos and declare himself president-elect.

I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys knowledge fight. I need money. Andy and Kansas, stop it. Andy and Kansas, just time to pray. Andy and Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding me. I'm a huge fan, I love your word. Knowledge Fight. Knowledge Fight. I love you. Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Emerick Jones. Oh, indeed we are. Jordan. Jordan. Quick question. What's up? What's your bright spot today? Now it is my turn to say that my bright spot is. I've had a little bit of time to sit with the game and I'm very excited. I'm excited first of

all to be out of the snow now. I've gotten to the point where I'm not just running. You're free. You're free. Snowbank. That's nice. But also that like they brought back the homesteading aspect of Assassin's Creed three that I love so much. Love the idea of just building up a little settlement and all that. It was something I was really missing from the last two games. I do enjoy that quite a bit. It's fantastic. I love it so much. I've enjoyed. I still have obviously not played nearly as much as you, but I've enjoyed quite a bit of the things that they fixed. I think they fixed a lot of things that were kind of little hurdles and they in the past ones. And I appreciate that. I think it's an improvement. It's very,

very good. Yeah. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it immensely. I look forward to dabbling around. Oh, it's good stuff. And playing it for the next very long time. Probably going to be an insane amount of time. Seems like a very large thing. So the thing is because I finished the audiobook and then it came out. I'm like out of all other work. Like this is my reward. So I'm just putting hours upon hours into it. It's good. And I swear to you, I don't think I've gotten out of the, I still think the title card is coming. You still think that's how much. Yeah, exactly. It's big. That's good though. In terms of like what the genre and the style of the game is. That's what you're, that's what you came there for.

Totally. So it's your bright spot. My bright spot. Dan is one. No, no, no, no. It is one. Leslie Jones on the reboot of supermarket sweep. It is fantastic. This is the first time hearing about this. Delightful. I didn't know that existed. No, it's so great. Like the old guy was fantastic. You know, he was just, he was just that white guy who was five foot three and hosted the show. Yeah. Yeah. And Leslie Jones hosts the show exactly how I would host the show and watches the sweep exactly how I watch it. Like incredibly seriously. No, no, no, like this. Get the goddamn turkeys. That is exactly what I would do. Yeah. And it's perfect. That is great. There's only two ways to go with it. One is like that.

And I think that's the better option. Totally. But the other one is treated like incredibly serious, just straight faced. Yeah. Like it's an athletic competition. Joe bucket. You know, right. He's coming down the corner and he's taking that. He's got, he's got the cup of coffee. That's $300. All right. He's going to go back. He's going to take the, yeah. I think you could get like, I think Andy daily could do that really well, but like it would be much more difficult to pull off in an entertaining, funny way. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. I didn't know that existed. I used to love watching supermarket sweep when I would stay home from sick school sick. Every part of the show is better than what you remember. Leslie is incredibly

good. Well, I'm thrilled to hear that. Congratulations. Leslie Jones. Congratulations to all the people on the cast and crew. So Jordan, yes, today we are on our day off and we're coming in because we have to. There's a convoy duty calls. And if I hadn't had to pour over as much stuff as I have to get this episode ready, I was going to surprise you by putting on a trucker cab. I was expecting something. I was expecting to open with ease bound and down something, something. No, no, no. CW McCall convoy. All right. All right. All right. That's the song for truckers. Okay. He's bound and down is for like people who wish they were truckers. CW McCall is for the real, the real street. I didn't realize we had hipster

truckers now too. Yeah, definitely. All right. So we have quite a bit of a nonsense to go over over the span of November 9th to 11th, 2020. I'm Dan. This is 2020. God damn it. And yeah, this is, this is going to, this has been fun for me. I'll say that. All right. That's good. I'm excited. Uh-huh. And I, I've decided that this series is going to have a name because Monday is the conclusion of it. Sure. Because we don't know what happens because Alex hasn't gotten down to DC. He's not there yet. And it would be legitimately impossible for me to cover everything by now. So what I've done is I've broken it up into two chunks and we're calling this Dan's caravanity project. I'm going to have to

take words away from you. I'm just going to have to take them away from you. I'm going to have to keep them. And if you want to use them, you can ask me. Well, see, I was thinking about it and it was like a written request. I was sitting there. I was like, this is kind of a vanity project from a caravan, a caravanity project. This is amazing. Jordan's going to hate it. Yes. Yeah. Even worse because I know how long it took you. It was going to, that was my second thought after coming up with it is like Jordan's going to be furious. No, it's fantastic. So we'll get down to my caravanity project in a moment. Before we do, we got to take a moment to say thank you to some folks who signed up in our sporting

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Do it episode over the caravan. So Jordan, on our Wednesday episode, we learned of the new Info Wars plan to run a caravan from Austin, Texas down through the south, then upward along the East Coast, arriving on Friday in Washington, D.C. The idea, I guess, is that the cavalry is coming. You know, it's the troops that Trump needs to fight off the globalist menace. But the actual reality is a little less noble than that. That'll sound right on an optics level.

The goal is very obviously meant to provide Trump with an appearance that he could use to make claims that the people are demanding that he fight back against the election results because he lost. This caravan is an attempt on the people's part to turn themselves into human props, which Trump can use to justify an authoritarian power grab. On a deeper level, this is Alex attempting to pull off an outstanding, overly ambitious and protracted publicity stunt. He's hoping that sending dumb dumb Owen Shroyra to barn store

in the eastern side of the country will force the media to pay attention to them. In his mind, Owen's going to pick up a couple of hundred patriots in Austin. And by the time he reaches Houston, the number will be in the thousands. And by the time they hit D.C., it'll be a mass of people that will be impossible to ignore. Yeah, that sounds right. This is not what's going to happen. So failing that, he's hoping that people with big social media reaches will be unable to resist memeing the fuck out of clips of Owen on the road

and he'll be able to drive some traffic that way. Yeah. The final thing that this stunt accomplishes is that it provides something with a drastic immediacy that can distract the audience for realizing that if anything Alex says means anything, no number of people showing up in D.C. is going to mean a damn thing because Alex has already said that the globalists are going to kill everyone no matter what, and that even if Trump is successful, there's a plan B that the patriots can't stop.

In this sense, the caravan serves as the shitty, shiny set of keys that Alex can jingle around to keep people from canceling auto ship. If at the end of the election, Biden has won, we need to kill everyone and overthrow the United States government. Biden just won. We're going to go on a road trip. Hold on. Hold on. We got 79 days of hell. I bought a URL. A literal devil has won. Let's get on the road. Hey, caravan.

Look, we're already just bullshitting about the apocalypse and the devil. Why not create our own tribulation? It's fantastic. All that being said, I love this. It's my favorite thing that Info Wars has done in a long time, partially because it's so naked and transparent. Terrible. If this ends up being anything notable, it'll be a collection of people whose various scams are in danger if Trump is out of office.

It could easily end up being like the Rocky Mountain rendezvous, but you replace the Nazis and white power groups with pill salesmen and YouTube commentators who just now realize that they've overplayed their hands and they're in way too deep. On another level, this also scratches a very particular itch for me. And that's that I fucking love a road trip. I love road trips so much that I have kind of fond memories of Tom Green's movie road trip.

Back when I was younger, me and my friends would often just embark on random trips for the sake of driving a couple hours or a day away to see what was there. Totally cool. Sometimes there was a destination, but other times it was just the experience of being out on the road, seeing things that weren't part of our normal routine, which was the actual reward itself. I loved that.

And it's one of the things that I feel is most missing from my adult life and probably a big part of why I dream of getting an RV and wandering the country. Yeah. So this caravan has been branded the Stop the Steel Caravan. And I cannot not pay all the attention in the world. Can they not have come up with a better name than Stop the Steel? That's terrible. Well, it is. But they're trying to piggyback this Stop the Steel momentum that people like Ali Alexander have been pushing for a little while.

I'm criticizing them for choosing that name as well. Well, then we got to go all the way back. It's a terrible name. Well, we got to go all the way back to 2016. The election and the fake poll watching organization that Roger Stone started and got sued over all the way. Yeah. There's a connection there, but I'm not sure what it is. And I it's it's frustrating to me.

It's up. Passing the torch. An article from the Southern Poverty Law Center traced the current pushers of the term Stop the Steel, strangely, to be a number of new far right folks who are connected to Roger Stone. People like Jack Pesovic, Mike Cernovich and Ali Alexander, their amplification of it reached other fringe figures like Michelle Malkin and Faith Goldie, and then even Trump's son, Eric, who pushed the term on to a larger audience.

It's hard not to feel like all of this somehow still traces back to stone, but I can't prove it and it drives me nuts. He's everywhere. It's important to recognize before we get too far into any of this, that there are two threads to keep distinct, both of them, which are branded Stop the Steel. The first is a series of depressing protests that are being organized around the country.

Some of them may be organically started and organized, and some may be astroturfed by tea party groups and right wing money. They want the result of the protests, but definitely doesn't want to be associated with them. That's really a smaller issue to me. What's organic and what's not? And it's something that I think a great investigator will probably publish a piece about in about a year.

What's definitely true about these protests is that they're being amplified and pushed by this network of desperate Trump scammers. The second thread is Alex's caravan, which is spiritually connected to these protests, but is also trying to selfishly profit off them as well. Alex's publicity stunt is not about bringing more attention to these protests, and it's an attempt to take whatever energy

these protests might generate and steal it to increase the spotlight on his tank with a huge Info Wars logo on it. It's it's almost like this is a conference of scammers. And Alex is trying to scam them. Yeah, yeah, it is it is lowly. It's totally like maybe maybe you have to scam them to get into the scam conference. You know, it's like an entry.

Don't don't invite Alex to Conman Island. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. This has been Alex's MO as it relates to protests for most of his career. He just uses them to self-aggrandize himself, make the protest about him. This is no different, of course. That's why I'm treating Alex's caravan stunt as a separate thing from the protests,

even though they're technically both part of the same desperation strategy that's being used by these doomed grifters. It's simultaneously more simple and more complicated than the sad protests themselves. Totally. I will say that as I'm preparing this episode, it does not look good like or like the caravan has really set the world on fire. If you judge by the number of views that the videos on ban.video have, the kickoff video in Austin has about one hundred thirty seven thousand views,

but the drop off from there is quite noticeable. Oh, is it? Yes. It doesn't feel like this is working out so far. And that being said, I still would give anything to have been able to go along for the ride. One hundred percent. I feel like I could have written my own fear and loathing long after the campaign trail twenty twenty if I would have been allowed to go. So good. But sadly, that will never be for now.

The best I can do is this two part series on our podcast about the tour. Owen Schreuer is taking from Austin up to D.C. Based on the information available to me from afar. Since the timing is what it is, this is going to be part one, wherein we'll discuss what happened on the caravan tour between its launch on November 9th and then to the end of Alex's show on Wednesday, November 11th. After that, we'll pick up on Monday's episode. So we'll wrap things up with the

Wednesday evening, Thursday and then the event in D.C. Understood. This is very, very stupid. And I fucking love it. It's incredible. I love it. Yes. So much. Yeah, I can't I can't believe the main reason that you do a caravan is because you believe wholeheartedly that you're going to pick up momentum along the way. Right. You know, it's going to start out as a small thing, and then it's going to snowball.

And you know, the premise before you even began the moment they said caravan. I knew it was going to fizzle out in the way that a firework should fizzle like an inverse firework, you know, it's going to explode fizzily. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, don't get ahead of yourself with predictions. OK. But I mean, well, we'll see. We'll see what all this what goes down. All right. But before we do, here's an out of context drop from today's show.

I am the president. I am the president. I am the 46th president. Alex has declared himself the president. I don't do that. That's the indication of where he's at. I'm pretty sure CNN called it for him as well as a real aberration on the polling night. So I'm not positive if David Knight had any caravan business on November 9th. And I'll hopefully never know because I didn't listen to his show.

And I'm not going to. Yeah. So we start on November 9th on Alex's show and he's trying to keep spirits high. There's still a chance Trump can win this thing. OK. There is still a chance for Trump to win the election fairly and squarely. But I was sitting in one of the offices this morning about 12 feet away from a trash can.

And I said, watch this. And I threw a little Gatorade container and banked it off the wall and a file cabinet and into the trash. I am the president now. That's how Trump's got to get around this fraud. Yeah, man. That's how Trump's got to get around the fraud with the bank shot. The bank shot. Right.

But what he's trying to bank around is the law. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The law is a huge issue. That's why you've got to do a bank shot instead of a straight ahead. Let's imagine the law as a wall. Right. Bank around it. You cannot. If you're going to build a wall. Yeah, you can't do that. All right.

Well, they can and they will if everyone bullhorns the White House. That'll do it. Call the White House, go bullhorn the White House. Go bullhorn Marlago. Trump's back and forth. The point is, is let him know what's happening and what's unfolding. And I can tell you that I can sit there and I can get on the phone with folks very close to the president or the president if I need to.

I don't have a day or two to sit there by the telephone. Many times they've called. I've missed the calls. I miss some of the calls already the last few days. I cannot sit by the telephone for a call from Trump. I cannot sit by the telephone to do this. It makes me sick. I take a nap or I'm on the air. Boom. I miss the phone call every time I nap.

Trump calls. I get the fuck when I nap. When I know what happens is every time I go to call him, he's in the middle of calling me and then the line is busy, Dan. Yeah, man. I don't think this is a good angle because Alex has already said multiple times that he and Trump are literally psychically connected. Yeah. So I really don't think they understand

that his advice and essentially bully your fearless leader into taking over as a dictator. Yeah. I mean, that's really what it seems like. Exactly. That seems like what their their their whole thing is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Be a bully to a guy that we think is unbulliable, even though we obviously know if we just bitch at him, apparently, he'll do whatever we want.

Well, I mean, that's kind of the premise of the the the caravan as a whole. Yeah. Is like that is directed at Trump. Yeah, exactly. It's not really for us. No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. The caravan isn't really even to support Trump. It's to yell at Trump bully him. It's to give him one last chance to be a fucking dictator already. That's kind of the idea.

It does feel like that. Yeah. That's a real depressing thought. It is. In all ways. Yeah. In conception and execution, it's very bad. Every part of it. I love that Alex is saying like I take this nap and then I miss Trump's call. When recently we've seen that Alex thinks that he gets prophetic visions and naps.

Yeah, that's true. I mean, you got to choose one or the other. Did he get the call in the nap? He might have. That's possible. That would explain everything. Yeah. So anyway, everyone else in the world is too dumb to see what Alex can see. Everything is so clear to him and you fucking idiots just won't get to get it together. It's so America will probably burn.

That sounds right. I mean, I really feel like I'm on the planet of morons here. And I'm not saying that in the latest way. I mean, we know they're exact next moves. They're going to call 25th Amendment. They're going to say all the deaths for Trump's fault. They're going to say while he's president elect running his fake task force, Biden, that Trump's got to do what he's saying or the deaths are in its hands to

make himself look legitimate. Trump cannot assault the statements Biden makes. He has to assault the whole fraud of the scam and lay it all out in damn White House addresses. And it's over for these maggots, but everyone wants to argue every facet of the skin instead of the entire enchilada of the fact that it's bad. It's like arguing strategies with the former Soviet Union instead of looking at the Soviet Union being run by evil people.

And look, if we don't get the funds to fund this place, I don't care. I'm ready to shut this down. If America wants to lose and go down the tubes and burn in hell, that's fine. Sounds like a great patriot. Love it. Sounds like it sounds like a guy who loves America so much. I'll stand with America no matter what or I'll throw a little tantrum and say you should all die and you can all burn.

If I can't pay rent on my gigantic studio, I'm so patriotic and if you cannot help me live in million dollar homes, yeah, I just hope you all burn to death. Yeah, I mean, the pay the, the, the, you know, this republic is based on the blood of patriots and I'll stand up for it as long as I'm making a dollar off. Absolutely. But that after that, he can burn. No, no, no, no. If I'm broke, you guys can all burn to hell.

Yeah. So Alex has this strange thing going on about like how he can't get a hold of Trump and like, I just can't sit by the phone all the time. I've been airing a lot of tapes today because I'm officially choking on here at this point. Okay. And it's not because I can handle the threat of the globalist. I love my crew is that we're all stressed out and we're all over the edge

and we're and a lot of the crews being more professional. I am some of the crews being as big as a jerk as I am. I know exactly their game plan. I know how to beat them. And then I'm telling myself, I could probably do more good. The audience is great on the phone. I need to go in my office and beg and then get a hold of Don Jr. And then get the president on the phone and then hope he listens to me about

this stuff. And there's nothing more frustrating than missing phone calls from the president. And I'm just sick of it all. I'm sick of it. Wow. Hmm. Seems like what he is describing is that the normal way he gets a hold of anybody is to beg somebody to get a hold of Don Jr.

It does seem like that's the only way to get there. So that's that's not great on its face. It seems like all of Don Jr.'s handlers are doing a lot to keep Alex Jones from getting out of here. Maybe, maybe they're all like Don Jr. will believe any old bullshit. Alex says, please don't get him anywhere near there. It's gonna it's gonna blow back on us.

He's an idiot. All right. There's a there's a feeling. Yeah. Of that. And Alex is really mad. He is very mad. Of course he is.

So he's got to get Owen into studio. Owen's got to come in to discuss the launch of the caravan. I thought Owen's already on the caravan. No, no, it leaves the evening of the night. Evening of the night. Yes. It's the first stop is Austin at five. Right.

On the ninth. Right. So he's still he's still there to be in studio. And what they do is is basically we were already talking about about this this whole idea of going to Washington. It's a threat to Trump. Yeah. They're saying basically we will stop supporting you

and we're the only people. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. You got nobody left. Man, I'm more behind Trump now than ever. What about you, Owen? Yeah. And I'm going to be more behind him for the next, I guess, 72 days.

And he better he better rise to the occasion in the next 72 days and save this republic or his name is going to is going to be, you know, not the gold emblem on the side of his buildings and his airplanes. It's sadly going to be a new SHI T word. But by the way, did we not call it the 72 days of 79 days of hell? Haha. Good branding. Wow.

Yeah. So they're just saying that like, hey, if you don't do what you say, we will abandon you. And basically you see these scam dudes who are going to show up in D.C. Uh huh. You know, like me branded Stratka James Pasobic, you know, or Jack Pasobic, you know, thus we're the only people who give a shit anymore. If the it's if we're the we're the oceans, 11 taken down, fucking everybody

who got in the way. We will stop arguing with everybody who's accurately describing your actions. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Why in God's name would you think he's going to step up and be the leader? Now, did you really convince yourself that all you need to do to step up and be a leader is be a belligerent asshole on TV? That's it.

I think that yes, I think that's all they needed. Yeah, I think that is what Alex. That's really what they think he fancies himself a leader and he's done very little else. That's fair. Yeah. So Alex has a little bit of an inflated sense of what could come from this caravan.

I'll say it might be a little might be a little bit. Are they going to reveal that the whole thing was actually a sting operation through this care or not? Okay. The con was going to go pretty slow. It's going to stop a few times a day so you can, you know, meet up with it. But if you have tens of thousands of cars, join us and the truckers shut down DC, like they're already saying, and we use this as a focal point to get other

caravans going to DC this Saturday and to hit this Friday, it's going to change the world. So now's the time to take action. Ladies and gentlemen, it leaves at 5 30 today. I don't know if you're going to get hundreds of thousands of cars and get truckers to shut down DC, but good luck. No, no, no, I doubt it. Yeah.

Man, from what I've seen, that might be a little high, just a little bit high. Unless a person can drive a couple of thousand cars themselves, I really feel like what's going to change the world is that massive scoop. Owen has right about how this entire election has been a sting. He does have a scoop. He's got a huge scoop on this. Has he recanted this? I feel like he needs to just really hammer this home because it's obviously the

biggest story of the century. It would be. He said it was the biggest news since the election. He did. Yeah. So Alex has got to, you know, he's got to pay the bills. Of course, he's just straight up reading ad copy. Like he's not even committed to doing like pivots or anything.

I wound up. I'm crazy. Troyers here with us ride shotgun. I'm just going to read this to you because it's the truth and I'm going to ask as an American patriot, just somebody that's going to stand in the gap for you and your family against what's coming down that you support us. I'm going to read this to you right now because I'm pouring out all the money we've got to run these operations.

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He talks about, you know, this a lot. He's like, I need to get rid of everything. He's got to get rid of everything. Yeah, you got to pay for the gas for this caravan. Yeah, I can't be cheap. It's not cheap. No, he's at least two vehicles out there. That tank looks like a gas gun.

God, I can't even imagine. Yeah. So he's running this sale where everything's 60% off free shipping, triple patriot points and he's done pretty similarly extreme sales and talked about how he needs to sell everything pretty regularly. And so that's why this clip is kind of funny. So I had like, you know, E-pop times calling up. Is it true you're going bankrupt?

No. Family. Hey, I hear you're going out of business crew members. I had a few people quit. Do they? Well, you're going out of business. You know, I'm going to go work for the blaze or whatever. Fine.

I don't care as long as you're doing your job. I love you. So I mean, like Alex is the one who keeps acting like he's going out of business and saying we can't afford to stay in business. Pretty much nonstop. Yeah. So I don't know. I can see where people would get that idea.

I mean, literally saying I've got about a year left of this and then I'm going to retire maybe a year left of this. Yeah. Well, really that was two years ago. So who knows? He does do this a lot. Yeah. And then in terms of employees like going and working somewhere else,

I would too. Yeah, of course. He's constantly said on air that he's gonna have to fire people and he can't afford to pay salary. Exactly. If I heard that from my boss on air, I wouldn't risk it. I wouldn't. If I heard it one time, even if I knew on air, he's a lying piece of shit.

I'd be like, just it's still in there. Why take the in there? Yeah, of course. Why take the chance that he's not full of shit this time? Totally. Leaving you like without a job out of nowhere as opposed to like I'll go find some place like fuck going back, but I bet he has a better like work environment.

Totally. Yeah, I have to assume I get yelled at every time because I'm 14 and I don't know how to pull up a clip. God damn it. I'm 14. So Alex believes or at least is pretending to believe that he is actually responsible for Trump not conceding. That sounds right.

And he wants to see if the American people really are ready to fight for this country and have his back too. I think there's an element of that because if he sees millions in D.C. Well, you notice the White House told me as soon as they saw us, now I don't take the credit. As soon as they saw everybody around the country mobilized and they said, that's it. Trump told all of them screw you.

I'm doing it because they specifically mentioned Austin was the last straw. They were seeing that. Yeah. So they saw all these people getting together in Austin and they're like, that's the last straw. We're not conceding. We're going to fight this thing. Help. I saw people get together in Austin.

Uh-huh. Yep. Yep. The Texan is out. Yep. All right. Okay. Trump has like a advisor come up to him and was like, Mr. President,

the Texan is in play. He's been unleashed. Yeah. He's been unleashed. So they talk a little bit about what people are afraid of and I kind of agree with them. He's to go right to the fraud, right to Joe with nobody. How Joe's a chicam agent.

How he's illegitimate. Now America won't accept it and call America out. That's what they're feeding is Trump calling us out to action. I don't agree with anything that he said except for yes. I think people are very much afraid. Terrified Trump calling people like you and your crazy friends into action. Yeah, it's because that would very much cause people to die. Immediately.

Yeah. Very immediately. Oh, yeah. Pretty much instantly. Yeah. It would be bad if he just said on TV. I'm calling on patriots to take over this country. Take action.

Yeah. We're fucked. Yeah. We're going to die. They would see that as like a green light. Totally. Straight up nonstop mass murder. Yeah.

Anyway, Alex said this next clip gives you a reason to think he's going out of business, which I don't know why he was confused about it earlier. We have responsibility to stay on air. Plus we have products you already need. But it takes money to do it and we're not bringing in the capital we need right now to keep operating. So I'm launching what I did two months ago that brought in some capital when we last time we didn't have enough capital to keep going.

Wow. Yeah. That's that's what that's almost like. He's like, why would you leave? I have been in this situation so many times. I'll figure out a way to pay you eventually. Come on. It strikes me as like I mean, I'm guilty of this too.

Like being like, yeah, maybe this is the time that he's actually completely fucked on the money. Totally. Totally. And I'm I'm so sort of a decent desensitized to it now that like the time that he is actually fucked. Yeah, I probably will just think a guy. Yeah.

Yeah, you're doing it again. Sure. Yeah. All right. Whatever. So we get to a little actual bit of information here and this is about the vaccine candidate that Pfizer sure has released information about. I bet it's true.

Boy, Alex doesn't know shit about this. That's not a surprise. Dow rallies one thousand one hundred points is up more. That was this morning. Spoke the Dow Jones industrial average hits record as Pfizer says COVID-19 vaccine is more than 90% effective and queue up that clip though. I think it's on the list here. Governor Cuomo came out and said, I don't care what he says.

It's not safe because they want the lockdown to continue. I'm not endorsing the vaccine. Trump got Pfizer and others actually put out a real attenuated version of the virus, not an M RNA vaccine that changes your DNA. That's even worse to again, take control of the fear. Get people not to be in fear to have a solution. This vaccine that was created by Pfizer was not done because Trump wanted to undercut Bill Gates and all that shit.

That's silly. And the Gates Foundation has given vaccine related grants to Pfizer in the past. Of course. Of course. They have a good working relationship. Naturally. Also, when the news about the vaccine broke, Trump whined like a baby and claimed that the vaccine was withheld so he wouldn't have a win during his term.

They waited until after the election to bring out this news. Just kind of fucking stupid because he's still president until January. So it's still his term. Yeah. Nonsense. Yeah. Pfizer released a pretty scathing statement about how they don't care about politics and they're more concerned with the global emergency.

What about it? Trump thinks that the release of this vaccine is made to make him look bad. So I think that maybe he and Alex have different talking points on this one. Further, Alex has no idea what he's talking about. The vaccine being announced by Pfizer is an M RNA vaccine. Of course. This vaccine that Alex is claiming is the alternative to Gates's evil M RNA vaccine is the exact same type of viral vaccine.

He has literally no grasp of the subjects he's covering and he just makes this shit up as he goes along. It's embarrassing. I'm just more interested in what does he want? What do you mean? What do you want? You're Oh, I see Trump created this vaccine in order to control fear and they they don't want to give you the vaccine because they want the lockdowns to continue.

Now, I don't want to give you the vaccine because I think vaccines are evil, but they are doing this to make Trump look. What do you positively want? What would you prefer happened? No one vaccine ever. And then what? Crush doctors. But then people would still blame Trump for the kill scientists.

OK, well, that actually does sound right. It's devilry. It does sound right. It's witchcraft. It's witchcraft. All right. I forgot. I should have started from the assumption that it's all witchcraft.

Yeah. So Alex is mad because Cuomo doesn't want people taking this vaccine. I guess. OK, guys found it like a minute. I'm even asking the club of Cuomo saying, oh, don't take Trump's vaccine because they want the fear to keep going when you get their M RNA vaccine. That's like being shot by a BB gun versus being shot by a 12 gauge shot down a double lock.

But I'm not saying take the vaccine. I'm not saying take the regular Pfizer attenuated where they microwave or radiate a coronavirus. And your body learns how to beat it. They could still cause an autoimmune problem. It could still be contaminated. It's still a liability protection. I still won't take over my dead body.

See, this is where it would help Alex to know what he's talking about. He's saying that Governor Cuomo doesn't want people to take the Pfizer vaccine because what he really wants is for everyone to get as much more dangerous and deadly M RNA vaccine that'll come out later. Thanks to Bill Gates. The normal attenuated vaccine is bad, but Cuomo wants to hurt people more. So he insists they wait until an M RNA one is ready. Great plan.

That's a fun story to tell. Dum-dums, but it really doesn't make sense when you realize that the Pfizer vaccine is an M RNA vaccine. If you know that, then Alex is just saying that Cuomo doesn't want you to take an M RNA vaccine because he wants you to wait until there's an M RNA vaccine ready. It's nonsensical. Alex needs to try harder because this is just embarrassingly sloppy.

There's not even a conspiracy to unravel here. It's just an instance where he clearly is making up details about this Pfizer vaccine because he knows nothing about it and it would severely hurt his ability to support Trump. If he had to explain why Trump was trying to take credit for an M RNA vaccine, something that he specifically and repeatedly has said is going to kill everyone. Yeah, this is the time for him to stand up and really be the leader that

they need right now. Yeah. Yeah. Also, let's remember that this vaccine that's being touted by Pfizer, they're saying that has a 90% success rate, but that's not been validated by peer reviewed study yet. It's way too early to scream from the rooftops that this is the answer to the prayers.

It's promising and I do hope that things continue to look good. It's kind of a sticky situation and someone like Cuomo is in an unfortunate position to have to be, you know, the person who has something to say about this potential vaccine. A leader. Yeah. It's not even available and he's already being called out for like not wanting to give it to people yet.

You know? Sure. This is really just the way that anti-vax people flip the narrative when they know that they can't really argue the vaccine anymore. Their game of being staunchly opposed to any and all vaccine is great when there isn't an actual vaccine candidate. Once there is, they know that opposing the release and distribution of the vaccine is tantamount to them saying that they support the continuing

deaths of thousands each week from COVID-19. It's really hard to defend that one in a conversation. Yeah. And most of them, particularly the ones who are media grifters, know that they can't be successful trying to publicly argue that position and it will hurt their bottom line. So you see what someone like Alex does. He lies about how this vaccine from Pfizer is one of the less dangerous ones

and pretends that there's a conspiracy against Trump among anyone who would say like, hey, maybe it's premature to widely release this one. Still need some more tests on it. It's all garbled. It's garbled. It's nonsensical because the point isn't the point. Yeah. Yeah.

You you you if you think that there's something about this that's like the vaccine is actually relevant to the argument that's happening. That's why you get confused. Exactly. That's the that's the issue. No, it's just a bunch of shit spinning around in the fucking toilet as it spirals down into our collective sadness. Yeah.

That's a poetic way to put it. Did you read that in Assassin's Creed Valhalla? You find that on a scroll? I think I found that on a scroll. Yeah. So we're done with the ninth. His show is not good. It's it's it is what it is.

Not nearly enough caravan. That's the only thing I'm interested in. Totally. Exactly. So we get into now the videos that Owen has released. Okay, for the caravan. Excellent. On for on I'm sorry on the ninth on on November 9th.

Owen sits down and he breaks down what the the trip is going to look like. Good God. Here is the itinerary. I can't wait. This is a map and on this map you're going to see little roadways. Oh, see beautiful. Okay, so we are launching the stop the steel caravan and it is going to be launching from Austin, Texas right here tonight at 5 p.m.

And what we're going to do is we're going to drive right down here into Houston or we're going to have our first stop tonight at 8 p.m. Then we got a long drive ahead of us and we're going to go all the way here through Louisiana. We may make a stop maybe in Lafayette or something. Link up with some people through Mississippi all the way through here down to Florida and to Tallahassee. This is where we will be on Tuesday evening.

First of all, this is a severe schedule. Yeah, Alex said they were going to go slow. Do you hear that? Is that they're going to go slow? This is brutal. They're talking about getting from Austin to Tallahassee and basically a day's time. If they're leaving Austin at 5 p.m.

They should have no problem getting to Houston by 8. It's about a two and a half hour drive. So I would guess that shouldn't be an issue. Yeah, the next leg of the trip is a concern. Owen seems to be a little loose on the details. But according to his itinerary, which they've posted online, they're set to be in Baton Rouge, Louisiana by 11 a.m. on Tuesday.

It's good that they didn't choose New Orleans since that would have been an extra hour to add on to the drive. But still, this is a four hour drive. Assuming that they get to Houston on time, then they have a rally. Are they going to stay the night in Houston? They could probably pull that off. So let's say that they have a two hour rally. Then go to bed, get up and get on the road by seven.

Then they could make it to Baton Rouge by 11. Sure. Then they got to have a Louisiana rally and then get to Tallahassee by 8 p.m. for another rally. That's an approximately seven hour drive. So if they're giving themselves two hours in Baton Rouge for the rally and everything that they're doing, it could work out. But that's fucking tight.

That is tight. It's almost like they're expecting everything to either be nothing or that everyone will plan things for them. Yeah, ready to go ahead of time when they get there. It's it's sloppy from a production standpoint. Anything goes wrong. Anything. Anything goes wrong.

Their entire trip is behind but compounded. But does it matter? No, of course not. If they get to Tallahassee at nine, who gives a shit? Yeah, no care. So no, the stakes are low, but also the setup is terrible. True, true, true, true. The next day is a little bit better paced on Wednesday.

But this is a very, very poorly timed route. And it does not suggest that they had a lot of time to plan. So anyway, here's what happens on Wednesday. Then on Wednesday, we're going to head north like this right up through here. Link up in Atlanta with some friends. That'll be on Wednesday. And then Thursday, we're going to head up to North Carolina, hit Charlotte, head into Virginia.

This is a little better spaced out. The first stop of the day there on Wednesday is 3 p.m. in Atlanta, which is only four hours from Tallahassee. So that lake should be totally fine. The next stop of the rally is in Columbia, South Carolina at 8 p.m. That's another three hours on the road. So as long as they limit their stay in Atlanta to two hours, this should be possible.

That seems like what they did. They gave themselves two hours in each town. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then on Thursday, they do not go to Charlotte. In fact, they don't go to Charlotte at all. The next step is Raleigh. And then there's another three and a half hour. I'm sorry, that is another three and a half hours in the car,

but that rally is at 3 p.m. So they should be able to make that one fine after that. It's on to Richmond, Virginia for an 8 p.m. rally, which again should be no problem. And then the next day is in D.C. So they can get there whenever they fucking want. Really, this is a horribly designed trip. That first day must have been brutal.

Yeah, like I've been on the road. Yeah, comedy shows totally stuff like when I was looking at that, like, whoa, no. Yeah. Oh, no. No, I've been seven hours and like you're adding on time to get meals and to go to the bathroom and unexpected things just always happen. Yep.

So it just seemed like I would not want. I mean, I want to go along with this, but I wouldn't want to be the ones doing it. No, I wouldn't want to be like responsible for anything. Uh-uh. No, and it was clearly planned in in about 45 minutes. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't account for time zones and all of this shit.

Oh, I didn't. When I was planning out like how many hours apart they are. I didn't even think about that. I think we might find out if they did too. So Alex is there while Owen is giving his his little like here's where we're going. Sure. Sure.

And here's how that video ends quite abruptly. All right. More coming there at info wars.com. Owen shroyer leads the attack. The peaceful attack. The peaceful attack. Peaceful attack. Peaceful attack.

Peaceful attack. Very important. Peaceful attack. What is that? Get the fuck out of here. Yep. It's the loving punch. Yeah.

So we get we're going to turn the other cheek right into their fucking faces. Mm-hmm. We get to 5 p.m. Owen shroyer goes down to the state capital course and he's got some patriots there got ready to send him off in style. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, Owen shroyer here live.

Owen shroyer live. Which camera am I looking at? All right. Owen shroyer here live. We are at the Texas state capital building behind me. We've got a lot of great patriots out here that are sending us off. We're going to be heading to Houston tonight.

Owen has a great group of patriots there sending him off in Austin as you can clearly hear the exact. There were there was browsing cheers in the background. Yeah. Jordan. I'd like you to guess how many people are there for Owen send off and I will give you a clue. Okay.

I do have an exact number. You have an exact number. All right. So well it's not an estimate if it's not an estimate. I think we are confident. I'm going to go with 13 people. It's nine. It's nine.

There are nine people there in their hometown at the sendoff event for their cross country barnstorming caravan. That's the type of thing that happens after a wedding night and you're being sent off by all the drunk people in the bleary. I'd morning. It's absolutely the saddest picture you can imagine and fuck.

Do I admire? I admire Owen's attempt to keep a stiff upper lip and pretend that this is a great turn out great. He's doing great. I'm pretty sure that's everyone who is there too because when the live stream starts there's actually only six people behind all and and they have to corral the other three to get into the shot to make it look like there's more people there

pulling people out of a Denny's yeah get in here get in there. It's sad man, but it's amazing. It's my favorite genre of entertainment. This is like this. I could watch this forever this kind of thing. Oh, it tried to stay brave in front of completely obvious sadness. Just it's just it couldn't be more black at her like it is

just pure pure stupid. It's amazing. So here's a here's a little bit of Owen talking about where they're about to head off to. We'll be at Herman Park, Miller Hill. We want to try to be there by 8 p.m. We may be running a little late, but we should be there by 9 p.m. at the latest.

It's your first leg of the trip and you can't start late. You can't start late and especially with that pretty simple leg between Austin and Houston. You're not making up time as you go along. I mean, if you're worried, yeah, if you're worried about that, that's bad. Yeah, that's not good. Also, it's fitting that they're having a rally in Herman Park

in Houston because that park is named for George Herman who donated a bunch of land to the city, but also fought for the Confederacy. Sure, sure. So it's kind of right where right where they would you know, you'd think they'd be so we get to Owen talking about you know, this, this seems like a comedy show guy, like a promoter like maybe a local show.

Sure. A guy who booked you and then there's no one there. Oh, that's he, Owen has that vibe. That's what's going on. We know that we'll be in Houston tonight tomorrow. We're going to be going through. Hopefully we'll have a stop in Baton Rouge. We'll be in Tallahassee, Florida tomorrow night.

There's going to be a big turnout there. It's going to be a big turnout in Tallahassee. I know there's nine people next week. Wait until next week. Oh man, you should have been here. There's an hour before you were here. Yeah, thousands of people. Last week was packed, man.

Sorry. I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened this week. Yeah. So Owen doesn't really have much to say. And so he starts talking to people and here's here's the first fella. So we've got a lot of people out here.

So I want to ask these people why it's so important. In fact, let's get Richard Reeves up here. Come here, Richard. Come here. Okay. Come here, Richard. Hey, Richard Reeves is a info wars guest. Yeah.

He is a old friend of Alex's. This is not someone high profile. This is maybe an employee high profile. Oh God celebrities sending us off to them. They have a big media presence too. I'm surprised Joe isn't there. You know, Rogan should be right there. He should be.

He's an Austin. Exactly. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Hmm. Joe Joe, maybe Joe. Well, you know, look, Rogan's not there. That would have definitely given them quite a spotlight. Yes.

They do have a lot of media there though. Sure. We have multiple news media out here. Of course, the local media will never show up ever, but they, you know, there could be a fire right outside their front door and they wouldn't report on it. So that's no big deal. But this is going to get national attention as long as you make

it important as long as you get excited as long as you realize that this is the final level. Well, I don't I don't know if there's multiple media outlets, but I mean, I guess it depends on what you'd consider a media outlet. Extra extra 14 people exist in space. There might be a blogger there. Yeah.

Richard Reeve might have a website. Could you could say info wars is there? I mean, in a sense, the internet is national. Yeah. So Owen's going to leave. Yeah. The interviews are what they are. They're pretty boring.

He's going to leave, but he gets interrupted. Hmm. We've got to get to Houston. So we're going to we're going to we're going to take off from here. Are we still alive? All right. With one joke.

Yeah, sure. Go ahead. So what is it called when a radical feminist star God grow facial hair after protesting President Trump? Impeach buzz. Didn't even get good laughs there from the the crowd. Oh, so this is a guy who got interviewed by Owen earlier who comes back up to tell a anti-feminist joke.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, to to sad response from the gathered what what's this kills this kills at my clan meetings. What is it? What is it? Everybody loving this. So now Owen is like I we got to we got to get that joke was good. Now again, we're going to be driving.

We can't facilitate lodging and meals and everything. But if you just stay the course with us, eventually on Friday, you'll land in DC with us. And then Saturday is a big day. There's going to be millions of Trump supporters. I think in DC to stop this deal. So are you guys ready to make history? Huh?

Are we ready to make history and save this country? That's what we're about to do. So God bless the Patriots. God bless America. God bless Donald Trump. God bless everybody that made it possible. Let's hit the road. We'll see you at the stop to steal caravan.

Fuckin William Wallace shit right there, man. Wow. Today we declare our Independence Day. Yeah, the optics of this are very, very depressing. That's not good. Yeah, yeah. So based on that, you would expect that this thing is going awesome.

Like from the eggbusters. Absolutely. So you might be surprised to find out on the way from Austin to Houston. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and something goes wrong. Oh, it needs to call in to info wars to complain.

So I had to come on here and do this update because we're having mass problems with communication. And this is because of the censorship. Now we don't have to pontificate on the mass big tech censorship that we're enduring. But because of that, we're not allowed to promote our events on mainstream news. They'll never talk about our events on TV news.

We're not allowed to exist on Twitter or Facebook or Instagram or YouTube or any of that. So all we have is our platform. That's it. That's all we have. So I had to call in and interrupt your broadcast tonight because this is the only place I can promote what we're doing to stop the steel caravan.

I hate to risk sounding uncaring about Owen's problems, but isn't he describing a challenge that they had to be aware of well in advance? How did you not know that this was going to be a problem for you? If you're about to go on tour spanning half the nation and you need to get people to a very tightly timed series of events in various cities, isn't coordination and messaging

your number one concern? We're going to do a direct mail campaign, but we realize there are some issues there too. I just refuse to believe that Owen got out on the road and only then it hit him that he'd been banned from Twitter. So he can't tweet about their next stop and it turns out Parler isn't that great. It's outstanding really.

Owen's been out of studio on the road for like an hour and he's calling in complaining about not having a Twitter account. This is absurd. I love it. Mom, I'm running away. Did you notice mom? I don't have any money to get a bus ticket. Yeah.

So it turns out that I mean like they did know that they weren't on these social media sites, but they kind of over bet on Parler sure being good. Not a surprise and maybe it's not good. I guess Parler is becoming so popular right now that it's just being overwhelmed and over inundated with people on it and it's just failing miserably. I can't put out any updates on Parler.

Quite frankly, it's extremely frustrating because that's what we're going to use to promote this thing, but it looks like we're just going to have to call in here and give people updates and of course we're banned everywhere else. So hopefully Parler can get its stuff together. Otherwise, I may have to try to get back on the gab and try to promote and give updates via gab. Wait, wait.

You're not on gab. Why aren't you on gab? Why aren't you on gab? I want to thank Alayno and do you do you realize that gab is too toxic and not fun? Oh, even you realize that. I was on gab, but then I got hounded by all these fucking Nazis and they keep calling me like a like a shield for

Israel and yeah, huh? I don't like it when you get abused online. Has anybody ever has anybody ever noticed that there's a lot of abuse online? Somebody should do something about that. Yeah, so you might go back to gab. I think they get their shit resolved and they still posted updates on Parler.

I tried to get into account with like fake information, but they need an actual phone number. Of course. And I'm like, I'm not. I'm not giving Nazis my phone number. I don't know. I saw some updates and it looked like things were great. Yeah, sure.

I'm sure. So Owen, the only thing he can do is plug on info wars and then Wednesday, Atlanta, Greenville, South Carolina, and then Thursday, Raleigh, North Carolina and Richmond, Virginia, and then of course Friday and Saturday in DC. So this is the latest. Now again, Owen is plugged to Raleigh and Greenville, South Carolina.

That's not on any of their caravan itinerary. Surprise rally. This is weird. What's also weird is in a video they posted on Monday, there's a map that says they have stops in Atlanta and Columbia, South Carolina on Wednesday, but then on Tuesday, they posted a map that omits the Columbia stop. It's very confusing with or without Parler problems.

And Owen saying Greenville isn't helping it kind of makes sense for the tour to go to Columbia, though, because that's the state capital and the rest of these stops, except for Houston or all state capitals. And it's obviously Columbia. He just keeps fucking up. He said Greenville said Charleston on the last one. Part of me thinks that maybe that's just because all these

rallies are really up in the air on a moment to moment basis. It could be. You know, like, oh, it's on this map this time. And then we got a phone call and it's like, we can only get four people to go to the VFW. You still want to come and they're like, I don't think we can do that. So now that Owen is called in to complain about how he can't

promote things to Deanna Lorraine, it's now time to get his ass to Houston. At this point, I was really needing some context, some additional footage or information than just the InfoWars content. And luckily, there actually was a self-styled journalist who had decided to come along and document their trip. Fuck yes, you genius.

Now granted, this person was an InfoWars fan. God damn it. So the time there's not much footage like it's still edited down videos, but it's something and because it's an InfoWars fan, you end up with interviews like this. Feeling good and running on pure adrenaline, faith in God and love, zero fear. And we're on a mission of divine proportions to show our

support for our country and we're here to make sure we'll never ever submit. We'll never submit to the communists. In case you're curious, the guy you just heard is the same guy who told the anti-feminist joke during Owen's send off. Anyway, this is from a channel called Just Another Channel and the guy who runs it is a dude who's called into Alex's show in the past.

I've forgotten his name, but he's a dude who you could basically call an InfoWars employee, except they don't have to pay a contractor. He's got some videos from the tour that I was able to consult for context. From his video of the Austin send off, I was able to see Owen's video from another angle and it's just as depressing from any angle as it was from straight on.

I'm not fully convinced that some of the people in the video weren't there explicitly with Owen. So saying that they had an organic turnout of nine people might have been an exaggeration. So anyway, this dude is following their caravan. This guy from the Just Another Channel and this weird dude who told the anti-feminist joke that hates communists is his also, he might as well be our eyes in our way in.

Oh my God. I mean, I guess it just happened too fast. I feel like if they had actually planned this with like a tour manager and stuff, somebody would have been able to pitch to like Vox or something like we're going to embed with this whole thing, but it happened and like yeah, I would do it. Yeah, of course, if there had been enough lead time, I might have risked blowing cover or whatever.

Yeah, I've been like guys, just please give me you know that I'm good at creating. Yeah, like I could write an amazing thing about going along that you know I'd be fair. Yeah, yeah, too, too fair, too fair, too fair. I might make Owen look fun. The Dapper Nazi. Dan wrote the Dapper Nazi.

Oh, shit. Yeah, so we're in Houston. Uh-huh. We've got now two streams of information, the Info War stream and this other weird dude who's going along with him and here is Owen's clip in Houston. We're sorry for being late, but I gotta say, this is an even bigger turnout than I expected.

So Owen has arrived in Houston and he says the turnout is bigger than expected. Things are a little bit more difficult to assess in terms of the turnout in Houston, but that's just because it's nighttime. There's no doubt that it's more people than were in Austin, but it still looks pretty thin. Low bar.

If I had to guess the number, I would feel fairly comfortable in the 100 to 150 territory. That's more than I would have expected either. If I was much higher than that stretch is my belief. Yeah. The just another channel video kind of cheats to make the turnout look a lot bigger by recording the walk from a parking lot to Owen's location in fast motion, making it appear that

all the people that they passed are there for Owen and because it's sort of shaky all over the place. You can't keep track of anything. I don't know if those people were there for Owen or not, but you know, cause it's a public park. Yeah. Even if I give Owen the benefit of the doubt and go at the high estimate of the turnout, it's still an embarrassing

failure for info wars. If they presented themselves as scrappy upstarts, then a hundred people showing up to a rally is great, but that's not their brand. Alex insists millions upon millions listen to him. World leaders listen to him. They've swung domestic and international elections. He has a million dollar high tech studio.

They should not be drawing this poorly. Yeah. If you're a talented, but relatively unknown comic and you can draw a quarter of a house. That is nothing to feel ashamed of. Uh-oh. If you're a headliner who's been in the business for 26 years and you can't fill a room, you should stop booking

gigs. Yeah. Cause it looks bad. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to wind up at the comedy shrine in Aurora with me and me. Yeah.

So Owen's got some good news to give this collection of Patriots in Houston. Now in case you guys didn't hear the good news when we came pulling up today in that nice looking armored vehicle. That's pretty nice, isn't it? You have the best armored trucks. Okay. They have to be towing the armored truck, right?

There's no way they're driving. The news before we even made our first stop on the stop to steal caravan, which by the way, in case you can't tell, we have multiple vehicles on this caravan. And now we'll be joining. I know when I have some good news to give an eager crowd. I'm speaking to through a megaphone. I'm really quick to get distracted into Trump impressions

and rambling about multiple cars in the caravan. It's so amazing how the instinct to pad for time and tease things out for no reason. That's not just like a show tactic. No, it's just the style. Yeah. It's in the Info Wars style guide. I that reminded me so much of do you remember?

Have you ever seen the Kurt Russell speech in miracle? That is exactly how motivating that was that Owen just tossed out very that. No, it's quite. Yes. Okay. Yes. Incredibly motivating.

Yeah. I have a working theory that if you work at Info Wars for long enough, you lose the ability to get to the fucking point. You just can't. You just can't. You have to like out something else. I would believe that Alex can truly infect you with something

that you'd like can't get out. You know, like there's a serious virus that he can break into you the virus of bad habits. Yeah. Yeah. So we get to the good news. Finally. Sure.

Before we even made our first stop before stop even one. They took Pennsylvania away. Biden lost Pennsylvania. That's a great thing to say to get a crowd to cheer for you. Yeah, I would say that every time. Yeah, you get a big cheer. It's not true, but you get a big cheer. You know, so the good news that Owen was teasing out is that

Bowen Biden had lost the electoral votes in Pennsylvania. Sure. This is not true, nor was it true then. So this is sad. I was curious what the deal was here and where this news was coming from. And thankfully I didn't have to look far because a source is provided in the video from just another channel here again

was that weird dude who told that anti-feminist joke who I've now learned is named Tom. Yeah, what's the news? It just broke. What's going on with those states? Real clear politics announced that they took the electoral votes away from Pennsylvania and that immediately takes him away from having the votes that claim him as the winner.

The Biden is not the winner. Actually, Trump is winning and he is going to win. So this is got from real clear politics apparently. Okay. So the issue here is that there is a confusion in terms. What these guys are presenting is that real clear politics is reporting that Pennsylvania has taken away the electoral votes from Biden, thus putting the election back into play.

What they're actually claiming, whether it's true or not, is that real clear politics is was withdrawing their projection that Biden had won Pennsylvania's electoral votes, which is a different thing. There's a bit of a misunderstanding going on here. There was exacerbated by social media and of course Rudy Giuliani. Rudy tweeted out that real clear politics had taken away their prediction of Biden winning Pennsylvania on November 9th,

which is the news that all these people are responding to. Sure. However, in the real world, real clear politics had never called a winner in Pennsylvania to begin with. Their president Tom Bevin tweeted out on November 9th, quote, this is false. We never called Pennsylvania and nothing has changed. The idea here is to pretend that there's some media outlet,

in this case, real clear politics that is swung things away from Biden and towards Trump because this creates the illusion of momentum with no tangible victories and no real hope to point to. It's important for these assholes on the right wing propaganda sphere to create their own fuel. And this is one of the ways they do that. You can see how even when on the road when doing something

that's supposed to be fun, Owen can't help but spread false and misleading information. It's all these people are equipped to do. Yeah, that's a real bummer. Yeah. But I mean, if you want to get a cheer, that's a great way to do it. It's like if you're a standup.

Yeah. And you're like, let's give it up for the troops. Sure. You're like, hey, wait and staff. Yeah, I was getting the plus. So around this point, I started to get a little bit lost in flights of fancy. I felt like Tom had really given me an assist with that one

since Owen didn't cite a source. And yet I had no idea who Tom was. I'm getting information from Tom. He was just a weirdo in this guy's videos clearly along for the long haul. Essentially, he was doing exactly what I wish I was doing documenting this utter nonsense, except he believes all of it.

I bet he's actually Zach. I bet he's this is my deep throat reveal. Okay. He's actually Zach from Space Force. If Tom was going to be doing all these things that I wish I was doing, I felt like I should get a better sense of who this guy is, figure it out, figure it out. Who is this guy that I find myself feeling jealous of?

Luckily, the just another channel of videos uses full name and I was easily able to find his YouTube channel. It turns out that Tom is basically an open mic standup comic and his bits are what they are. Having been through it and done hundreds and hundreds of open mics and lived through the process of trying to write and work on jokes. I really don't have an interest in shooting on comics who

are on their path. I will say, however, that I don't expect a Netflix special anytime soon. Ah, I'm not going to take up our time making fun of his dude stand up, but I can't not mention this on October 29th of this year. He posted a video of himself doing stand up as Shao Khan from Mortal Kombat.

That was like two weeks ago. He's on stage and I'm using the term very generously in a full costume and here is one of the bits. The COVID fatality rate is at 0.0001% the Shao Khan fatality rate is that 100% you suck. That's really not nailed it nailed it landed it. That's not good, but I've seen so much worse. Yeah, it's a lot of commitment to get a Shao Khan

Shao Khan bit. No, I meant the costume. Yeah. No, that's what I'm saying. He got the whole costume for one Shao Khan bed. Oh, I mean, like it might be it's a longer video than just that joke, but brutal. Yeah, I didn't watch all of it.

There's only one Shao Khan that you can do and you did it. That was about where I was like, I don't care. You got the costume. You are right, buddy. That is fun because I can see myself in of I can see myself in a bar like the hidden shamrock or something drinking at the at the the bar and it's like me and a couple of the comic friends at an open mic and he comes up and Shao Khan

and we all turn and look at him and we're like hmm and then turn back to our drink. Yeah, that's exactly what boy doing that. Huh? All right, committed. All right. It's an open mic, but okay. Probably should have worked on the writing try pretending

you have a Shao Khan costume. Hey, what if I were Shao Khan? It's so hard now. Here's a brilliant joke. If you have a good joke, you don't need the cost. No, you don't need a costume. If you don't have a great joke, you do need a costume. Yeah, you got to sell it and this still is if he's not good.

Anyway, that's the guy who's along for the long haul. I'll give him five of the improv. I think that's a good. At the shrine. Yeah, so here we're back to Owen and in Houston and he tells them this to give them a real sense of meaning in what they're doing. He would have called Georgia, North Carolina, Arizona, and

Nevada for Biden, but they saw us. They saw us rise up. So you heard Alex claim that like Trump fighting is because he saw them in Austin and now Owen is trying to give the audience that same grandiosity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like you this hundred people showing up at a park in Houston is the reason that the globalists took electoral votes

in Pennsylvania away from Biden. As these men later in their life shall sleep wondering what will become of me. Shame that they were not here with us on this St. Christmas Day. All right, let's do it. So Owen predicts that there's going to be millions in D.C. Good luck.

They saw you come out here in Houston and they have the algorithms. They're already plugged in the AI. They know that there's about to be over a million Americans in D.C. this weekend. And so guess what? The correct mayor of D.C. has tried to lock the city down. When when I got bad news, Mayor Bowser, we're coming in a million strong and you are going to stop.

No. An unsurprisingly large percentage of Owen's speech in Houston is the crowd breaking into USA Chance, which honestly I thought were kind of satirical when I was younger. You know, I felt like a high number of the people who are doing USA Chance were mocking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like making fun of the people who would just stupidly yell

USA isn't that like a long standing trope of somebody inexplicably like crying. Yeah, I feel like they've reclaimed it. Yeah, all in all, this is a pretty uninspiring speech by about minute four. You can kind of tell that Owen doesn't really have much gas left in the tank. Just trying to prompt chance and talking about very not true

news from Pennsylvania. That's basically it. Here's a little taste of him from about minute five where it just seems like he's falling back on like a platitudes whatever. Okay. And I say it to you, Steve Bannon will deny the Cox Crow three times.

So at this point, the rally ends. Yes. And I start to realize, first of all, these turnouts, I mean, granted, they were the first to sure they're not good. No, it was better. Yeah, still not good. Could be better. I realized that I had really overthought things when I was

talking about their itinerary. They do not need two hours in any of these cities. No, they do. They're not doing anything. Oh, it's just yelling at a bull. You guys, we can do this and next stop. All right, we're going to get out of here. You guys keep on fighting the good fight and stuff.

Yeah, I was thinking there was actually like, you know, we're going to coordinate. We're going to meet up with some people. It's nothing. It's just just a show up. This just another channel guy will go around and videotape some people. Yeah, there's another group.

It's following them called the hippies for Trump. Of course. I don't know the fuck is going on with these dudes, white dudes with dreadlocks. It's not surprising. Not surprising. Yeah, they seem pretty high. Yeah, this sounds like it's a hastily slapped together publicity

stunt, Dan. And I'm just starting to think that it might be. I love it. So Owen goes to bed and we wake up and again, I will never know if David Knight covered this on his show. But we jump in now on the November 10th episode of the Alex Jones program where he's bent out of shape about a globalist named Klaus Schwab.

Okay. The coming up globalist Klaus Schwab. World will quote, never return to normal after COVID. No more police. No more meat. No more travel. You'll be lucky of your life. Wait till I read it and you're going to enjoy.

You're going to bow down. You love it. Klaus Schwab is the head of the World Economic Forum and he wrote a book earlier this year called The Great Reset. Some of the ideas in it were further explored in that online presentation that we discussed on a past episode. So we don't need to get too deep into it now. That's what we talked about on the video that I did with

that dumb Catholic guy. Yeah, this book is not Schwab saying that you can't have meat anymore or any of that bullshit. It's a complex examination of interconnected forces that have been disrupted or altered by the coronavirus and in attempts to find possible solutions as well as guess it's some trends that might be expected to be seen. Yeah, I just don't care about Alex's inability to read

anymore. He's someone who can't be trusted to get the point of a young adult sci-fi novel. So it's really crucial to understand that when it comes to something like a book like this, he truly can't handle the material. Yeah, he doesn't realize that his teacher was not actually an alien.

In the book, the teacher was an alien, but not all teachers were aliens. Yeah, that wasn't the lesson. Don't give him goose bumps. When Schwab discusses how things are never going back to normal again, he's saying that the state that we were in in early 2020 is not a state that we're working to return to. We can't be because that's impossible.

The idea that we have some kind of quote unquote normal isn't a real thing, you know, and when we end up wherever we end up, that will be the result of decisions that we're making now, how we respond to the challenges of the pandemic as well as various aspects of life that it affects. Yeah, honestly, from what I've read about the book, it seems like one of the largest points he has is about like about how things will be different in the future is that there's going

to be a trend away from globalization. The thinking is that one of the things that makes the virus response so difficult is that everything is interconnected. So it's very hard to slow things down in one area of life without affecting every other one and this you would expect to lead towards a less connected world because it would give more. I don't know the ability to have one thing fall apart. Well, I mean, I think the one thing that conservatives have

absolutely dominated as far as messaging goes is like this idea that it's even acceptable to talk about an older time as being normal or static like at no point like, oh, let's go back to when America was great or anything like that. The 1950s were great. It wasn't fine. It was constantly in flux then and then changed and it's going to keep changing and there's nothing you can do about it.

Yeah, that's just how it is. Yeah, how can we even have a conversation where people are like, let's live like we did back then. Yeah, you know, yeah. So you can take like this guy saying we're never going back to quote unquote normal and Alex can pretend that that means that there's no police and mean travel anymore and what he really means is something that the future is unpredictable and

we have the ability to make better decisions now. Although this is terrible. What's happening right now? Sure, sure, sure. Disruption and these are there are occasions and opportunities for us to do things that are better. Dum-dums. We're tired of saying I told you so listen to us before you

do the dumb thing. Yeah, again, I stress Alex Jones is unable or unwilling to wrestle with complex ideas. So what he does instead is that he takes his fantasies and bizarre notions and then he presents them as researched studied fact. He's dumb, but being dumb isn't something to shame someone for it's that he makes his living through the weaponization

of his ignorance, which is something that is just repulsive and I cannot forgive. Yeah, so in this next clip, Alex goes out to break really weirdly and listen to this. Let's Mike down for this because I want you to pay attention. Sure. I am dead certain that he meant to plug and I think you'll agree with me.

Okay, this is absolutely supposed to be an ad pivot. We're going to go to break now. I know you're going to do something. We got to stay on air now more than ever. I'd hope Trump could win and we could hopefully turn the tide back quicker, but you know, revelation, you know, what's going to happen, but we've got to build and be faithful and wake up as many as possible and it'll get so bad that

even those that are delusional in the end will wake up when they're being forced to be euthanized, when their children are being taken, when they're half their neighbors are dead from the vaccine and they'll just finally go, oh, what's and by then it'll be drone armies, robots, nerve gas, helicopters flying over, nerve gassing everybody because they've got a mop up plan. So they're gonna hit us with different waves of bio attack

over the years locking us down tighter each time and then by the time they get us with the real weapons will be so absolutely outnumbered outgun, but it won't matter because humans are very strong. We start to fight back and it's just going to be one hell of a savage war. My God, it's just going to be most of the people on earth will be dead at the end of this.

So hope you all enjoy it. World governments coming to kill you and your family and they are celebrating it with enjoyment and all the little yuppies in Austin are dancing in the streets and running around screaming. They love Satan and they do. And so their God is going to hurt them so damn bad. All right, Paul Joseph Watson's coming up on the other side

info wars dot com spread those links one hundred percent. I'm certain that a couple points during that he had meant to jump to an ad. He just was like, ah, fuck it. I'm gonna I'm gonna ramble about everyone gonna die. There were at least four times where I guarantee I was supposed to hear and that's why we need your support and that's why we need your support.

That was supposed to be there. Yeah, and I further reinforces that is that as soon as he comes back from break, he does a plug. Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure that he was just like, ah, fuck, I blew it. Yeah. Anyway, Alex talks to Paul Joseph Watson and I don't care. I only have this clip in because it demonstrates that this is

the next day and Alex still doesn't know that that Pfizer vaccine is a mRNA vaccine. Cuomo and all of us saying don't take it is dangerous because this is a classic vaccine. I'm not saying take it, but Trump did it. So if you want it, you're in fear to end the lockdown. It's the excuse to end the great reset. That's why Trump checkmated him.

But they're saying, no, don't take it now. You've got to take Bill Gates's mRNA vaccine a hundred times more dangerous next year. So they're completely transparent now. Yeah. So I guess Paul Joseph Watson doesn't know the difference either. Who cares?

Why would they look it up? Why would they look it up? Alex made it up on the spot. He was just guessing there was a 50 50 chance. Maybe he was right. Why not ride with it? So in this next clip, Alex discusses lying to a woman that he saw in public about masks.

That's a great idea. And then he proceeds to guess light the shit out of her. Great. By the way, people are in such fear. That I ran into a lady a few weeks ago that I know. Nice lady. And she's been wearing a mask for months. And I said, are you always going to wear that?

Because Bill Gates said he wants you to wear it for 10 years. And she started crying. And she said, don't be mean to me. And then I said, I'm just talking to you nicely. But people are so emotional about this. Man, you are an asshole. Every why it's because everyone is so emotional. That's why everyone always says you're attacking me and then

starts crying. It's because of them. It can't possibly be that every time it has something to do with me in this like sort of meant to be heroic story of Alex's. He seems like a giant prick. Yeah. So speaking of people who suck, Roger Stone shows up.

Sure. And I will say I'm pretty sure he's drunk. I think he's dead. I hope so. Yeah. He has a giant cigar halfway through the interview. He puts on a big pair of glasses, sunglasses inside. Yeah.

No, he's he's he's slurring a bit. Doing the whole thing. He's lost his job. He's not getting a new one from anybody. He's got his part and Trump's going to lose. Yeah. Might as well fucking enjoy the rest of his life. Yeah.

Roger Stone is a smart political operator. He says Trump still has a chance. We still have a chance to stop this deal. He joins us from Florida. Roger, thank you so much for taking time out. Go ahead, sir. So he has his plan for how this could still work out. Uh-huh.

He's seeing operation. Hey, look, Biden hasn't won yet and people who say that he has right there. They're similar to another group that's in denial. That's okay. And the deeper you dig, you know that not only do they like Holocaust deniers, despicable people, they kept insisting. No, no, there is no evidence of fraud.

They tried out Romney and Bush like anybody's going to be impressed with that. So people who are not buying your arguments about election fraud are similar to Holocaust deniers, which are repulsive people. Tell Alex about that because he seems to hang out with a bunch of them. There are a lot of people who deny the Holocaust.

Yeah, they're denying it in a good way. I don't like this election denial. I don't know if there's any single source of entertainment that I've viewed in my life that had more Holocaust deniers on it than in fours. If cheers. I'm not sure about the percentage, but I would say if you exclude the history channel, that's so them though,

like their language is always the fucking most disgusting they can possibly think like, and it goes both ways too. It's like Mitch McConnell like would reference Martin Luther King, Jr. And speech about how he's unveiling a bill to bring back slavery. Like that's how awful they really are. You're not wrong.

So in this next clip, Roger kind of rewrites the party swap from the 60s. I don't think he's making a whole lot of sense. The south and the deep south have been a bedrock of support for Christian conservative values. They used to be Democratic in the old days until conservative Democrats saw the error of the left wing now communist infiltrated Democratic Party and their other corporate handlers and they

had already moved to Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, Donald Trump in in droves. Also, you have a great southern military tradition here. It goes all the way back. We have a great southern military tradition. It goes all the way back to the beginning of the United States. We're huge military people here in the south. No idea why I'm bringing that up right now.

Just tossing that out there. Yeah, and this is this is just indicative of that very standard sort of belief in the anti-communist wings of the right way or sphere that is these these civil rights movements were really just communist. I mean, for Roger Stone, one of the people who helped create the southern strategy built entirely on whipping people up about race to be like they saw the error of their ways.

Fuck you, Roger Stone. So Roger, he has his plan. There's a narrow way to victory and he hints that it has something to do with electors or something. I don't think patriots understand that the last chain in this process is the legislature certifying who the electors who will go to the Electoral College are under the US constitutional system, but they are in fact not, you know, they are who

we're shooting for, if you understand. Yes, sir, not interrupting because I want you to get it all out. I mean, yes, the electors are so I guess eating a sandwich eating a sandwich. What his what his argument is, I think, is that we can use these legislatures to force electors that will vote for Trump even when they're supposed to be pledged their faithless electors and all that stuff.

I'm I'm furiously disgusted with this. You cannot spend a year telling me that this is life or death and we're fighting the devil and then be like, well, if we can use the vagaries of the fucking constitution to trick our way into the president's. No, no, no, you can't like then be like, no, no, no, you didn't read us his rights before he got elected president. And so now we're fine. Like, no, you don't get a 12th hour fucking Cinderella solution to this fucking problem.

Okay. Now when it's the devil. Yeah. So Roger, I will say there's reasons not to take him too seriously. Sure. And this is definitely one of them. You have a whole second level here where Sidney Powell and

Tom Fitton have correctly talked about the hammer a very invasions federal, essentially surveillance abuse, which had corrupted and been able to manipulate votes through a through a scorecard program that was specifically designed to work through the back doors of the state. Roger is on some Dennis Montgomery shit man hammer and scorecard stuff. So I think the worst part of that is he's telling it like he

half remembers what it's supposed to be about. He's fucked up. Yeah. And then he's just filling in the blanks where he doesn't remember this like he doesn't know what it even is. I don't he doesn't know that it's supposed to be. Yeah, he's like and then they change votes with it and it gets it.

It's invasions. It's an invasions thing. Yeah. So he's promoting the stop the steel stuff and it's like you're involved. I know you're involved. It's the same name. It's you.

It's a bunch of your associates. You own the domain. I don't know what's going on here. You're making some money off this somehow. I'm sure of it totally. But anyway, this is my favorite. This is such good comedy. I could not have written this myself.

Okay. The universe had to create this for me. This is Alex's last question for Roger. That's right. I have one more question. Roger, what does Trump need to do? The warning. If you're drowning in debt, you can't afford.

I got one last question for you. What is Trump getting the light? I'm sorry. We're going to have to go. What does Trump need to every time? Imagine that Alex like every time imagine that what he's saying is true and that world leaders listen to his show. Yeah, Alex is talking to Roger Stone.

Trump is watching. What's what's the last thing I need to know? What is he have to call into the show to get the rest? Yeah, and Alex is going to be taking a nap. So he's not going to be able to get through to him. That's why he always misses the part that he wants to hear and Alex is just done with the show. So he's napping and Trump can't get him.

Oh man, that's brutal. Yeah. So Roger's gone and if you. Yeah, Jordan. Yes. I mean, you're not in a city where you could. That's true. If you were in one of the cities along the route near the

caravan, if you don't join, you're crazy. That's true. I was going to be in Tallahassee tonight about eight o'clock. That's the real rallying point. We're counting on folks. We went through Florida, you know, Florida loves Liberty, gas up the car, drive up the next few days with us, stay in DC for this event.

If you don't, you're crazy because this is all about visuals and it's all about going up there and it's all about standing for freedom. So we'll see you in DC separately. We are running the emergency sale. It's all about visuals. Sure. That's very clear.

Yeah, we know. Yeah. So Owen is back on now and you have to give a little interview from the road. Sure. He's in a van, a moving van. Okay. And he describes kind of what's going on and I'm like,

I don't understand how this is any different than a coup. What you're describing is a coup. Okay. So you've had Donald Trump, the President of the United States declare he's won. You've now had essentially for all intensive purposes, Mike Pompeo, the Secretary of Defense claim he's won and you have about 70 million Americans, I think millions of which

could be in DC this weekend claiming Trump won. Right. So you have Trump declaring himself the winner of an election that the sort of consensus is that he didn't win. Sure. You have his Secretary of State, Lacky saying he won. Right.

And then you also have large groups of supporters who are very angry, right? Who are saying that he, none of that proves that he won. All of those things are exactly what you would expect in the case of like someone who lost. Sure. Claiming that they won. Right.

Right. Um, but, but, but, but, but, but it's a sting operation. Hey, come on. It might, it's, it might be, it might not be. Who knows? I mean, it's literally forgotten about that now. I mean, it's literally a group of people getting in the car trying to grab more and more supporters in order to

essentially put siege to the White House until they until they fucking take over the country with bullhorns. Yes. With bullhorns. Now, Jordan, my favorite thing. I know that I said that, uh, that last clip with Roger where I cut, got cut off. Sure.

Favorite thing. Sure. This, this is probably the finest moment. Okay. Maybe of this whole episode. Okay. It's possible. All right.

So Owen is just complaining about voter fraud and what have you and then this happens. We'll say, wait a second. This isn't right. They see them counting in Pennsylvania and. Well, we lost Owen. That's okay. Right.

We're not excited to buy into a delicious cheesy hamburger. I've never been into a hamburger. It tastes so good. What is this? This happens a lot. I mean, this happens a lot, but this is I think the first time or maybe it's one of the few times that Alex has been forced to like actually just be like I was eating a cheese

burger. I'm sorry guys. No, a cheesy hamburger. Thank you. Yeah, I would never eat a cheese burger. He simply likes his hamburgers cheesy. He's interviewing Owen feed goes out. Ah, shit.

You caught me. Yeah, I got to own up to it this time. You know, big old cheese burger, cheesy hamburger, but his defense for it is like, honestly, this is the best cheese burger I've ever eaten. So frankly, I'm doing you guys the favor by eating this cheese burger. Someone's got to do it.

Somebody has to. It's too good. Yeah. So now Stuart Rhodes shows up. Oh, great. And he thinks that what needs to happen is that Trump's got to declassify everything. Oh, that'd be fun.

Well, I think he's on the verge of doing what I've been calling on President Trump to do for at least six months, which is declassify all the dirty secrets and throw them out in the street. That's why it's awesome to see Don Jr. saying that just the other day. Now you posted on Twitter declassify every. Oh, I'm sorry.

I should have agreed. You would be the drum for months weaponized this even before the election declassify it destroy Brennan as a foreign agent destroy hunter destroy Biden now and Trump notes it's only move and that's why they're now calling for a coup to remove Trump because he's finally moving towards victory. Continue.

So I guess the idea is that what they now want is for Trump to prove all their conspiracies for them. Yeah, which I'm sure he's going to do. I personally would love it if he just declassified all kinds of shit that of all the things that he could do as a spite move on his way out of office. That's the one I'm most in favor of as long as it wasn't like really very strategically targeted.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, like if it were like alien shit or whatever, you know, like just something that like start going down the hill, Kennedy, the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Let the chips fall where they may. Yeah. Fidel Castro was actually a CIA agent the whole time. I want it all.

And the Roger Stone files. Exactly. The one's probably not coming out. So Stuart Rhodes says this and I feel like I like it. My only response to this is that's not cool. As we have men already stationed outside DC as a nuclear option, in case the attempt to remove the president illegally, we will step in and stop it.

And we're going to be there to also help secure the coming rally this Saturday and your caravan coming in. So I've got good men on the ground already. We've been, you know, you've reconned there last week and we're sorting out. We're going to be staging and we'll be there. We'll be inside DC. We'll also be on the outside of DC armed, prepared to go in

if the president calls. Can you not feel history happening right now? I mean, it's happening right now. Who boy? Yeah, that's not good. No, that's really fucked up. Yeah. I Stuart Rhodes, leader of the Oath Keepers, have an army

of armed men ready. Yeah, who boy? Yeah, I'm going to be honest. It sounds a sounds real blustery. Yeah, a little bit. I'm going to go with. He's cosplaying on this one. Yeah, most likely, but it's such a scary prospect.

Yeah, totally. I still feel the need to take him a little seriously. Yeah, no cost people cos players with giant heavy swords, even if they're they're heavy, they can still hurt somebody. It makes me uncomfortable. Fair enough. They don't have guns. Guns are worse.

These guys do have guns. They have guns and they're worse. So the thing that I think is really funny about this interview is that Owen earlier said that Bowser, Mayor Bowser was trying to keep him out of DC. Yeah, and apparently that was in reference to like covid restrictions. Sure.

And stuff. Yeah, you have to quarantine me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in Stuart Rhodes's interviews like now we've had guys there while like, you know, I have to do shit. Okay, great. So great. So that got punctured.

I do appreciate that. Yeah. So now we're done with the 10th. The show itself again, not very good. Alex's show is not satisfying in many ways. There's the little things that come up. Alex eating a cheeseburger. Roger Stone probably drunk doing an interview.

Did he make it when he was eating the cheeseburger and got caught? Did he like make a face to the camera? Did he mug the camera with like a little? Unfortunately, there isn't video of him eating the cheeseburger. That's so disappointing. But there is just like it's Owen's shot and then the camera goes out and then a big Sony logo.

It's not great. The three dimensional pipes. Yeah. So we pick up with Owen on the road and he's on his way to Baton Rouge. Sure. And that means red stick in French. Okay, Ben Rouge, Louisiana, Owen arrives.

Okay. All right, ladies and gentlemen, Owen Troyer here from info wars.com. Stop the steel caravan in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. This is our first stop of the day before we get to Tallahassee, Florida this evening where we're expecting a bunch of people. And so I'm not sure where our people may be out here because there is no real parking lot first the station and they have

kind of the capital grounds shut down. So we're going to drive around a little bit and see if we've got a caravan that's looking to join us out here. Otherwise, we're going to have to just pick a parking lot. Owen can't find his people, which is a bad sign. We didn't plan any of this. No, that's what he should be saying. Yeah, these are things that all went wrong logistically because

we were very confident that we had planned everything but we realized just now. Oh, that's right. We're very dumb. An important part of meetups is where where is the first question usually that you want to take care of? You can't text anyone. There's no Google Maps.

Just we're in a parking lot. So Owen finds the folks and I would say that his response is tepid. Hello Baton Rouge. Infowars is in the house. That's a solid clap. The globalist thought that they destroyed America but we're not dead yet.

From what I can tell there was a turn out of about 25 and Baton Rouge for Owens arrival, but only one of them had hands with which to clap. The other ones were holding like Gadsden flags and shit. Owen's speech and appearance in Baton Rouge is incredibly boring. So I checked in on the coverage on they just another channel. Oh, it was useless too.

It was just that Tom guy doing a bad Cajun impression. Of course. I would say that this stop on the convoy was a waste of time for both us and Owen. It was a zero. But while he's there, Owen bangs the gong that is labeled Biden lost Pennsylvania. Sure.

I think we've got enough court cases, enough wins coming. Did you see they already took Pennsylvania from Biden? You know, this is probably not a good question to ask because I'm sure that they feel this way all the time. But how dumb must Democrats feel when they celebrated that Biden won and now he didn't win? How dumb do you think they feel? But how dumb do they feel?

They probably don't feel that dumb. They voted for him in the first place. So yeah. So I'm not sure if they can really sense their dumbness there. They like their feelings. Yeah, they like their feelings. You said this was a sting operation. And now you're telling me that I should feel dumb.

Just a couple of days ago, you reported that this election was a fake election. It was a sting. Scoop. Yeah, strange how I feel stupid about that. Yeah, I feel real dumb dead. So Owen talks to the people who are there and one guy comes up and he says he has a good idea.

We had a million people in DC and a million people all across this country getting up on freeways, putting the banners over it, having 10,000 people see that every hour. We don't need the media. We don't need social media. We can do this ourselves. This is a multi front battle. If you're not going to DC, you pick a bridge, you get on it.

You do it. You do it every day. So that's what's got to be done. There you go. We are the media now. We are the media now. We are the media now. We've taken the bridges.

Oh, they got the bridges. Wait till someone tells them about town criers screwed. We're screwed. If they've got it, can they put like little paper cups inside of the fence on bridges to kind of spell out a message to wait for them to learn about pamphlets? Yeah, they're the media now. They got bridges.

All right. So Alex, I got a Shao Kahn joke for you. Oh boy. Okay. Oh, here we go. Let me see if I can get this one right. Something, something. Goro.

No, no, no. Biden's victory is brutal, but the turnout at these rallies is a brutality. As good as that other dude. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Oh, and is acting like he just had a bay ballity. That wasn't even a joke.

No, this is a statement. So Alex is there in spirit in this bad and rouge rally. And Owen asks the audience for a message to Alex just say something to Alex Jones because I'll tell you, you know, I've worked with Alex for a long time and he's he's really tied into this thing. It's hard to even understand or comprehend how tied into it. He is.

I see the tournament. He goes through so just give him a little word of encouragement as we see America through this final battle to save our Republic guys. So those are the hippies for Trump who've been along for this whole tour. We prefer sound bites. Your words are going on too long.

So here's here's another. This was a fun little message to Alex from the audience. We love you Alex. We don't need a fact check you like Joe Rogan did. Yeah. You are the Baptist of this movie. You're you were laughing over another guy saying you're the John the Baptist of this movement, which is no.

Oh boy. Oh yeah. If there's nothing funnier than we don't need to fact check you like Joe Rogan fact check you like Joe Rogan such a harsh fact checker that Joe Rogan was and that's kind of the problem with like doing it halfway. Yeah, is because then you have the appearance of Alex coming out of that unscathed and it's like oh well Joe did his best.

He did he threw everything against the wall and Alex stayed standing and that is a really bad optical thing to give Alex. Yeah. Now I hate to say this but this next clip is probably going to piss you off. Sure. This is probably I mean because you're a lib you know this is really probably going to be like is it another show con joke.

No, but it's going to be like you're going to just the hair on the back of your neck is going to stand up. You're going to punch my wall probably. Okay. Okay. Absolutely. Alright guys. You want to upset some liberals that are watching this right now.

Oh yeah. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. So they recite the pledge and then attempt to anger the lips. Oh guys guys. It's funny when they don't actually know or meet any lips. Sure. So they get this weird like created version of the lips is being like oh they're so terrified of the pledge of allegiance.

They respond to the pledge like vampires do to God. Is that what's going on? Who are you people? Yeah. We're like they just can't get this like like we're just like we're just like you man. Nobody's nobody's mad at the pledge of allegiance. Yeah.

It's just boring probably unsurprisingly though. This does end in a prayer and we pray right now God we pray that you hear this prayer that you raise up Donald Trump to continue to be our King God. We're standing in unity right now. We come together in the name of Jesus Christ. Father we pray that you come against all demonic attack. We're praying for Trump to remain King.

Good. Good. Good stuff. Hi. This is me God. I would choose someone who can stand better. So the turnout in Tallahassee which is the next stop on the tour. It doesn't appear to be much better than the previous events

but again it's night time. So it would be pretty difficult to gauge the exact numbers. I would say that there you know it could be absolutely I would be shocked if there were 200 people there. Yeah. 01:42:29,680 --> 01:42:32,180 That is kind of the ceiling I would go to. Yeah.

It's a great turnout for an indie band but it's a terrible turnout for info wars. Some of the individual close up shots don't look too bad but the people are packed in pretty close and also if you watch the video you're going to notice something glaring and that is that literally no one's wearing a mask. That's something that our friend Tom is actually pretty stoked about.

Sure. This is Trump country here. It's great to come to Florida. No mask mandate. None of that bull shit. It feels like freedom. It's a totally change of energy. You're going to gas station, going to restaurant, going to Walmart.

Nobody says nothing. That's right. Completely unrelated. Florida is the state with the third highest number of COVID-19 cases on the fourth highest death count. It's like if Typhoid Mary was actually a political movement. Yep. If you're Owen you could probably feel a little bit better about

your arrival in Tallahassee but not because it's amazing but because the other events were so bad. They're so dismal. This is kind of like okay you have some stuff you can work with here. It's still way less than it should be if all the other things about what you say about what you do are accurate but fine. I'm not too mad.

It looked like people were having a good time in Tallahassee. Great. So they go to bed and we wake up and November 11th comes along. Okay. And again, I don't know if David Knight covered any of this. I'll never know. Okay, fair. We get to Alex's show and I was expecting like some big news

from the road. Totally. Instead we get something altogether different. And Steve Pochettik's coming on. Get the fuck out. He's the guy that said two weeks ago on the show they were going to fire the secretary of defense and they had the CIA and others. Did you hear they all got fired?

Steve is coming on. He said two days ago it was a sting operation. I don't care what he said two weeks ago. Maybe he got something right two days ago. He said this whole election was one big sting operation. And David Knight said he's a CIA operator. You can't walk away from that. Who's there to trap you?

Why are you having it back on? Who are you people? Do you talk? This is outrageous. Send a text message. This is time to time. This is outrageous. I want to throw something.

I thought for sure. Steve would be on time out forever. Yeah. Turns out you can fuck over Owen. It's not that big of a deal. You can say anything on war room because no one's. Yeah. I think it's such a small audience that like there aren't really any

stakes to it. Yeah. And that's why David Knight can choose to have Steve on or not because he has a tiny audience. Yeah. And he can shit all over. Yeah. Owen because who gives a shit anyways.

Yeah. So Alex gets caught up talking about how black lives matter or Aunt Jemima. And it's pretty offensive. Well, you're not. So you see black lives matter and they all look like Aunt Jemima. They are folks. They are literally Marxist, Leninist, Satan worshippers who

follow Mao Zedong and say they hate men's very existence. And the only good man is a castrated man. And their main sacrament is no families for black people especially and that black men have their testicles removed. I'm not making it up because see they can't outright kill all the black men. So just cut your balls off. All right.

Let me get back. I'm going to break all of this down for you. He doesn't. He doesn't. Is that something that the syrup was pro that we weren't aware of? I don't know. Okay.

I think this is all just weird racism. Weird racism. Yeah. I think that's what's going on there. Yeah. So in this next clip, Alex, I got to say in terms of satire is not good at it. In terms of these set pieces that he does not good.

No. This is about as well done as a joke has ever been on his show. Wow. This is where he declares himself president. Is this a shotgun joke? No. Oh. He declares himself president.

Okay. And the like, I think, I feel like this was all right. Okay. While you're really freaked out that you've seen Joe Biden announcing himself as the president elect and having the nerve to put up a big sign behind him saying it and the whole media and even Fox News announcing it went under the law. It's a fraud.

But that's what these scammers are trying to do because their past hoaxes have failed. But I've got some good news for you. Ladies and gentlemen, the 46th president of the United States. That's right. Here we are, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. It's not Donald John Trump. He was a 40th president. God rest his name in the annals of history. And it's not Joe Biden, the Chinese Communist Globalist Agent. No. All you've got to do is be a media outlet and then announce that

you are allowed to announce the winner and that no one else is. And then you just announce whoever you want, use the president elect. And so you just have a dark blue background with a presidential seal on it and some white font. And you are the president elect. 46th president of the United States. Alexander Emmerich Jones of Texas. Before you say anything.

Hearing that a second time. Yeah, I take it back. Yeah, that wasn't good. No. Went too long. Yeah. Overexplain the joke. Totally as usual.

You know what? You know what I was remembering that made me think it was good? It was the lead-in. Yeah. The lead-in was all right. No, no, no. Because it was serious. Yeah.

And then it flipped to being a joke. Yeah. The music cue was at the right time. It was good. That's what tricked me into forgetting that it went way too fucking long. Yeah. The window dressing at the start kind of gives you a little

bit. Oh boy. That's such a terrible, like, okay, we've announced that I'm the president and you know that because I've simulated what a normal news outlet would look like. And you know that you can do this because there's a blue background. And on top of the blue background, there's a logo.

And in front of the logo, there's a flag. And in front of the flag, there's an eagle. Oh, the music's ended. Do you guys like this joke? Yeah. The music's ended. Is this joke really working for you? This is SNL, right?

Yeah. I would say that it's a rare day in Austin when the cues at Info Wars work. Yeah. And that might have blinded me. That's true. That's true. So Alex has some problems with the voter fraud and people not

believing their stories. Sure. All these whistleblowers come out from the USPS about post dating ballots after the election saying that they were from before the election. My brother-in-law who I wouldn't even say is right wing or left wing. He's more pragmatic.

He was fighting mad the day after the election watching somebody postmarked 50 of them or so working with the post office. I don't care about Alex's dumb brother-in-law. However, I do want to touch on this whistleblower from the USPS that Alex is referring to. Sure. This is the subject of Project Veritas's latest pile of

shit video, a guy named Richard Hopkins. Hopkins claimed that he was instructed by his postmaster in Pennsylvania to back date ballots that came in after the election. His testimony has been used by many and far more official avenues to claim that there's solid evidence that illegal ballots were coming in. However, the inspector general of the USPS spoke to Hopkins

and Hopkins told them that, quote, the allegations were not true and he signed an affidavit recanting his claims. Project Veritas started to go fund me and quickly raised over $130,000 for Hopkins, even though he's clearly making shit up to be used as the basis for right wing dictatorship enabling propaganda. Of course, Veritas can claim that he was coerced into recanting his story and he said that he didn't.

And then this can just be another one of those things that's totally believed by the dumb, dumb audience, but there's no real evidence at all. Yeah. And the people involved are seemingly acting in ways that are exactly what you would do if you want to keep a grip going but also want to cover your ass from legal exposure. Sad stuff all around.

Hi, Mr. Hopkins. Come on in here. I just want to talk to you about voter fraud and the alleged abuse that you... I didn't say shit. Why didn't you say shit? Is it because you could be hit with a federal crime perhaps? I'd like to recant that.

Do you want to recant that? Was that coercion or just you realizing there are consequences for that? I'd like to avoid all consequences. Oh, that's great. Now, flash forward to a little later. I didn't recant anything. I don't remember recanting anything but...

Please, give me my GoFundMe money. No kidding. Oh boy. I would not be surprised if that GoFundMe gets frozen. Yeah. Anyway, Steve Pochannick comes in and he's there to complain about John Brennan. So where do you want to start, Dr. Steve Pochannick?

Let's start with the fact. This is very unusual what I just heard Brennan do. I mean, it was one of the stupidest interviews he's ever done. Did he claim that the election was a sting? That's a pretty stupid interview. That's a dumb interview. I would feel real stupid if I gave an interview where I said that. No, he doesn't say that.

Brennan was talking about how you got to get Trump out of there. He's a caged lion, basically. He's a cornered lion. You got to get him out of there. You don't know what he's going to do during this lame duck period. So he was just sort of, you know, it's close to anything that Alex says that is pretty close. You know, like in terms of the globalists are encouraging the 25th

Amendment. Yeah, John Brennan was. Yeah, I am too. Yeah, absolutely. That does not mean that there is a massive, elaborate conspiracy to trick Trump into getting hit with the 25th Amendment. This was just a commentator saying on public television, hey, Trump's fucked up, dude.

We've learned he's a fucked up dude. Hey guys, I don't know if you've been alive for the past four years or if you have ever read any history, but you realize that one of the dictators don't leave on their own accord, right? It generally does not have to remove them. It seems, it seems like, you know, and, and like even assuming that everything goes fine in January, like there's a lot of damage that can be done.

Totally. I'm not, I'm not saying that I 100% agree with that just based on like how much more trouble that could cause. Totally, totally. And the fact that January is coming. But I understand Brennan's perspective. Like I don't, I don't know. Anyway, Steve is somebody who Alex says has been in the CIA.

Steve would beg to differ. Now, although I was accused of being a shill for the CIA, I've never been in the CIA. Accused by whom? Maybe an informed employee named David Knight. Yeah. So Alex has said many, many times that Steve was in the CIA. I guess Steve is not.

If I were Alex and I were interviewing him, I'd be like, wait, you've told me that you were. Yeah. A lot. Yeah. For years. So Steve was on the war room with Owen on the fifth, I believe. Right.

And he said that the whole election was a sting. They watermarked these ballots. Yes. And it's all like, ha ha, they played into our hands. That if you were to claim and would later discover was completely false, dumb information, it would haunt you for the rest of your career and you would never be able to get a job and let alone be some sort of presenter on the show again so soon.

Well, there's this technique called hand waving. Ooh, I like hand waving. Here's Steve's attempt at that. The fun. Trump is very much in control. This is what I said before. This is SunZoom. He's watching the game, manipulating it and you don't see it.

I told you we set it up whether you believe in the watermarks or not. That's not relevant. It is. It is not relevant. It's very relevant. It's suddenly from, from we know where every single ballot on the planet is to, it's not really important. Yeah.

Believe it or not. It's no big deal. Come on. I'm not a CIA guy. A minor detail. It's one of those things. Whether or not this election was a setup operation. Minor detail.

Minor detail. Whatever. What a fucking, what a dick. Pretty amazing. It's unfair. So Steve has a belief that Trump is going to win the electoral college. Sure. Tell people your, your, your weather forecast.

Rain. What I said years ago on your show, we did a sting operation on Hillary Clinton. She didn't succeed. We are allowing Biden to be president for 40 or 60 days. What? And it's over. December 14th. What?

It will be over. Trump will declare that Trump won. Trump will come back in. And this is a period of turbulence that would be expected. Is that why DeSantis is admitting he's getting ready with riot police to shoot looters? Well. Jesus.

Well. Well. Yeah. Oh boy. We got a pretty solid prediction there. We can check back on that. December 14th, huh? Yeah.

We'll see about that. I will. I do like that. I think they're very kind. I think that's like, is that their version of a make a wish? Like we're going to let him be president to 40 to 60 days. We're going to give him that fun. And then obviously we're going to do a coup and have to kill him, but he's going

to have a really good nice time. So he's making some specific predictions and also hand waving away the ludicrous nonsense that he said. If you think about the watermarks too hard, dear, it's a minor detail. Now, I will say that this next clip. I've never agreed with him more. You know, remember, we're an alternative media. There's no reason for anybody to believe me or believe you.

Totally agree. Totally 100% totally agree. There is no reason for anyone to believe. I would argue there are many reasons for the opposite. Yeah. I would say that in the pro con column, you got zero pros. Yeah. So this interview ends pretty uneventfully, which I was kind of disappointed by.

And I feel very confused. Betrayed. Yeah. Flummoxed. Yeah. I can come up with more words if you like, but I don't have my source handy. Maybe that's a more fitting punishment for Steve is to take away his big swings. Well, I mean, this is a pretty small swing except for him saying that, you know, like

we're out. We are allowing. Wow. Sure. Sure. But that's not an interesting swing. No, no, no. It's very close to the boring middle of info.

Yeah. Yeah. And I got kind of excited when this happened. Steve, we really appreciate you. Thank you for all the time. Thank you. And God bless. You know what?

I just, I kind of did a full start there. A full sending. Come back. I got one more question for you. Then phone calls. And then we got J. Dyer taking over. I got a serious question because everybody's talking about election fraud and watermarks.

I know those exist. A secret service 30 years ago had it in printer ink. And I know all that stuff. So that's a real thing. I wanted to get your take on that. Try to have a steep change. He does not. Bottom of the ninth two outs is Steve Pajena going to get one more chance.

To get one more chance to swing the bat, dad. He does not. Oh, damn it. I thought he had one big swing left in him. He doesn't even really ask the question directly at all. They just want to talk about how great it is that Trump's firing people even though he just lost the show. Sure.

Sure. Sure. Trump is just axing all these people at the Pentagon that are civilians and bringing in all these war heroes right now. And again, I see the pucker factor in MSM. They are visibly scared. I've got videos of them learning that Trump's winning states. They're like cussing on air and panicking.

I mean, I just want to see more of this because it's our country. I don't like authoritarianism. I don't like military doing domestic actions unless a military and a foreign power is attacking me, then I want the military in there and I cheer it on. I mean, we didn't bring ourselves to this point. The globalists did. I just smell their destruction. I smell blood right now.

No. We hear a good bloodhound. I mean, you're Sherlock Holmes in that way. I don't mean it facetiously. Holy shit. Wow. Wow, Stevie P's. That's our biggest swing of the night.

Nope. This is. I will guarantee you my career and my future. Trump will be the next president of the United States for the next eight years. Not only four years, it will be eight years. All right, Steve. All right. He hit a line drive single.

He's guaranteed on his career that Trump will serve the next eight years. Great. Cool. Great. All right. I'm not a fan of authoritarianism, but I do have a guest on who's saying that Trump is going to destroy term limits. So I just want you guys to know and have lost this election.

Yes. Yeah. Or something. Anyway, this brings us to the end of our episode and we'll pick things up on Monday with what happened in the evening. I got to know. I got to know. We'll find out what happened in South Carolina, Atlanta.

Yeah. North Carolina after that. Virginia. This is why we need somebody like this. It needs to be documented 24 hours because we've already seen so many stupid things that you know had very interesting and angry conversations. I almost guarantee most of them didn't. I bet it was incredibly boring.

Really? There's no way that they were like, Oh, we can't do this. We can't do this rally here. And they got then they had a furious argument together. No, I'm sure. Oh, and be like, okay, sir. Yeah. That's fair.

I would bet if you wired their car and like you had the actual footage, it would just be hours of them singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall. All right. Who else has a show con joke? Who's up? Did you see Rand Paul's Twitter? Yeah. You know, no one can get in this bus.

It's out world. That guy wasn't on the bus. He was along with the other independent reporter. All right. But yeah, I'm I'm excited to see what happens because I do think that there's a tiny bit of momentum. If you look at the like Tallahassee turnout, it was definitely better. Yeah.

And I think that they do better at night also. So I think that I think they should learn their lesson from that. Don't do daytime rallies anymore. That idea. People still work, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited to see it.

Like if it keeps growing a little bit, although I hope it doesn't. I mean, that could be a moment. I've done too many tours where it's like you have a couple of first bad shows and then your third show, you're like, oh, shit, there's 70 people there. This is a good turnout. Everybody was great. We partied afterwards.

This whole thing is turning around and then your next show. There's two people from fucking Finland, Dan Finland. They were from Finland. How am I supposed to do shitty jokes to two people from Finland? Probably tough to find common points of awareness. It wasn't good. I don't know. I'm like, I'm interested to see, I would like to, I'd like to, uh, I don't know what

I would like. I mean, I just want this to end without any violence or anything. Yeah, me too. That's really all that I'm particularly invested in. Like if this story ends up with this being a complete dud and like embarrassing, awful, that'll be pretty fun. Sure. If this ends, ends up growing and growing to the point where they get to DC and there's

a lot of people and it's still just as a rally. Yeah. That's fine too. That's a story. Sure. They had humble beginnings. They did a couple people in Austin almost that would almost make me believe that Owen speeches did inspire people.

No, certainly not very much. Maybe other people's social media posts and maybe, but I, you know, I could see that as a story and I'd be fine with that too. Oathkeeper's shooting. Some people is not the story that I want to see as long as we can avoid that. I think we can have a lot of fun with the Dan's caravanity project fairy tale ending fairy tale ending. All right.

We have every policy wonk in DC show up and surround their rally, all of them holding their phones and when the rally is sad and everybody kind of slinks away, they all simultaneously press the button on their phones and 200 phones scream out, whoa, just like that. That's what I want. Or I'll play. I'm a policy. Well, yeah. Doot, doot, doot, doot.

Oh, yes. I mean, we'll see what happens. I'm, I'm thrilled that we were able to do this because this, this could not wait. And there's just too much material for one episode. So I, you know, like there was a part of me that thought like, hey, we could just leave it all for sure Monday, but then maybe we wouldn't have gotten that weird appearance from Roger Stone. Got to get Roger.

Steve Pajena comes back and pretends, hey, it's no big deal. I said it was unfair, unfair that that's how you can operate in the real world. Yeah. Yeah. But we will be back. Jordan. Well, then we have a website. We do have a website.

It's NilesFight.com. Yep. We're on Twitter. We are on Twitter. Is that NilesFight? Can I go to bed, Jordan? Yes. We are on Facebook.

Andy, we are. We like to download iTunes review. And if you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work. Yeah, we'll be back. But until then, I'm Nio. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark.

I'm Darryl Rundis. I only do stand up in a Shao Kahn outfit or Goro or maybe Baraka. Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan.

I love your work.