Knowledge Fight - #506: November 22-24, 2020

Episode Date: November 27, 2020

Today, Dan and Jordan set out to see how things are going during Alex Jones's "#79DaysOfHell." In this installment, the Rockefellers reveal their evil plans through a cartoon, medical robots get disarmed, and Alex records his Fake Last Episode Ever.

I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys knowledge fight. Dan and George, knowledge fight. Need money. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. It's time to pray. Andy and Kansas, you're on the earth, thanks for holding us. Hello, Alex. I'm Mr. Penn Cullen. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. Knowledge fight. Hey, everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes that sit around our technology beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are, Dan. Jordan. Jordan. Quick question. What's your price about today? My bright spot today is things that have been sent our way from the great areas of the world that are not America. Yes. Yeah,

I got a nice package. Zee up in the mail bag from Lee over in the UK. Oh my God, what? So much candy. Oh shit. I ate it all already. Of course you did. I was gonna say, anytime you say so much candy, I'm like, I didn't see a goddamn guy. What the fuck? I saved you some wine gums because I tried the last ones that came in another package from someone overseas and they were so terrible. Your form of sharing candy is literally like I picked out all the jelly beans I don't like and I gave them to you. Well, the problem is popcorn. The problem, as I see it, Jordan, is that I go pick up the mail. Sure. If there's candy in it, you're not here when I open the clock. I start when you open the candy. I have to eat. Yeah,

if it's like a three day window between you and me, you getting together, that's 72 hours. Yeah, I'm not going to survive that candy length. And I'm ready to, I'm really close to ready to say that the UK might have some of the best chocolates and candies of all the things that have been sent for sure. Canada is pretty strong too. Totally. But in terms of the ones that I've had, I think I got to move to London. Oh, well, America's chocolate is shit. They're allowed to do different shit to American chocolate. I'm not that guy. I still think that we have some good, good chocolate options. Chocolate options. But man, some of these. Oh, God, just a crunchy. So good. See, nothing will be home. Nothing will ever beat the Reese's peanut butter egg. It's

simply impossible. It's a good ratio. It's perfect. Yep. So we got that and I'm sorry that I ate all the candy. Yeah, no, it is what it is. It's fine. I saved. I've had it. I've had enough candy in my life. Wine gums for you and your partner. Enjoy. Thank you. Also got this nice package from employment list Eddie and government goat. Goate G a U T E at Norway out in the the Socialist Democratic Monarchy of Norway. Love it. Got got you a couple of novelty beverages. Currently drinking a Nordic raspberry hard seltzer. This is a back stream in Norwegian apparently. It's very, very good. It's from eager brewery or whatever. What's that letter that's an A and an E that are connected to each other? Do you know that letter? Yeah, it's okay. It sounds

like this. Okay, I got a couple also of non-alcoholic seltzers. I've not had a chance to dip into those and then some chocolates. I have not eaten those yet. You can have a couple of those. I'll try that. I'll try a couple of those and you know what's that bugle? You know the bugles, the corn, the chip. Yeah, that you put on your fingers to look like a witch. Yes, one got a bag of those covered in chocolate. What you can cover those in chocolate. Apparently they do that in Norway. I don't know if they can do that fucking weird. I think that might be against the law here. So I'm going to read here from this this note from Oslo. Sure. So with every bite you get a chunk of social democracy, socialized healthcare, a functioning government and or a secular society of

fairly decent looking folks who spend their days eating babies, worshiping Satan and committing heinous atrocities against culinary science through their national dishes. All right. Which I would say is maybe accurate based on the fact that it's chocolate covered bugles. That does sound right. Anyway, I've not tried those yet, but I'm sure they're going to be great. Thank you to all our international walks. That sounds delicious. What's your bright spot? I don't really have a bright spot. So much is maybe a silver lining. As you know, my aunt died earlier this year. She did the the old mortal coil shuffle. Sure. If you recall a fridge, Perry and Walter Payton. Okay, I know. I know the joke. You're making the Super Bowl shuffle, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So so yeah,

so a tea day as I call it was was always her holiday. Like she cosigned when I went to college the first time of my many Johnson. My parents had terrible credit at the time and she cosigned on my first student loan and literally at that time she was like, and you're never going to miss tea day ever again. Are you? And yeah. And so she was a blackmail artist. No, it was kind of a joke. It was kind of a joke. You know, that kind of thing. But at the same time is also deadly serious. You will repay the interest on this loan with the drawings of your hand as a turkey. Exactly. Exactly. So yeah, so this is a rough. This is the first one without her. So it's a little bit rough, but I was reflecting on it and I think my silver lining is that I have no regrets. You know, that's good.

There are a lot of situations where you can lose a loved one and you'll regret something like I wish I had done this before and all that stuff. And I have no regrets whatsoever. And I just had a solid relationship and I am terribly sad that it's over. But a lot of people don't get that luxury of like everything went how it was going to go. I mean, hey look, it's a bummer that you're talking about a loved one who's no longer here, but it's a pretty amazing thing to be able to feel that way. Yeah, you know, isn't it? Yeah, it really is. That's about as uplifting as you can get when you're talking about. It really is. You know, what's what's worse is I because I didn't get to I didn't get the chance to say goodbye. Sure. The night I was going to go see her and do that whole

stuff. She died. But I was even thinking about that. I was like, is that a regret that I didn't get to say goodbye? And then I was remembering when my grandfather died, her dad. We were at the nursing home as just watching him. It took him like a year to die. And she literally turned to me and she's like, I would rather die than let people see me like this. That's how she fucking went out, man. She died before anybody had the chance to see her like that. Skipping out the door. She was like, I'm not dealing with you fuckers. Good on her. And out she went. She got her wish. Live to the way she died. Indeed. Yeah. Well, that's great. Yeah. Yeah. It's silver lining. Happy Thanksgiving to you, Jordan. Yeah. It's weird. I mean, I know we're not supposed to

celebrate Thanksgiving or I mean, not that, but you know, like the tradition of Thanksgiving and a lot of the imagery around it is based on a sort of colonialist myth and all this. Yeah. I think there's a lot of people who have a lot of fair complaints about the holiday. But at the end of the day, ultimately what it is about is if you want it to be is about being grateful for things. Sure. Sure. I think that certainly if we take the time to reflect, we have a lot to be grateful for. Yeah. And not just these fond memories of loved ones or weird things you can eat or drink from overseas. It's just great. It's just great. And I feel very wonderful being able to reflect on those things. So thank you everybody who has made so many things for us to be grateful for. Yes.

Yes. We are. We are very, very grateful. One person. I am not grateful to. Who's that? Alexander Emerick Jones. That motherfucker running things again. Yeah. So Jordan, today we're going to be talking about him. I know that's a shock. We're going to be talking character for us. We'll be talking about November 22nd to 24th, 2020. I'm Dan. This is 2020. Hooray. Yay. This is slowly moving back away from that. I'm going to start saying God damn it again. I'm no longer accepting. I gave it a shot. A lot of back and forth. Yeah. Sorry. There's a we're recording this a little later than we normally do. We had to push back recording. And there's a very specific reason. And I think that you will immediately know what it is.

Okay. And I would like for you to yell bingo. Not yell. Okay. We are recording a little later. Sure. Sure. Neighbors. I understand. But I would like for you to say bingo. Okay. Whatever you think you have discovered why we're recording. All right. Okay. So we'll get down to business on this episode. But before we do, let's take a little moment to say thank you to some folks who signed up in our Sporting Show. That's a great idea. So first, Nicholas C. Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thanks, Nicholas. Thank you. Next, Luca Tate. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thanks, Luca. Thank you. Next, Brigitte. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thanks, Brigitte. Thank

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bro? We got to go full tilt buggy on this Watson, all right? Let's just get down to business. We ain't making that money off that heroin. Why are you pimp so good? My neck is freakishly large. I declare info war on you. Thank you so much, ugly Derek. Thank you so much, Blavid Dane. Yes. Thank you very much to the both of you. If you're out there listening or thinking, hey, I enjoyed the show. I'd like to support with these gents that are doing. You can do that by going to our website, KnowledgeFight.com, clicking the button to support the show or Dan, it's tea day. You know what kind of thing you need to do on tea day. Be generous and care for the people around you. You need to get and go to a local charity or bail fund. Okay. That would

be my plan. I was going to start reciting the lyrics to all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight because this is a football holiday. My friend, not really a football guy anymore. No, actually not a football guy at all anymore. No, four years, cold, cold turkey. Okay. Cold turkey. Not good for not good for Thanksgiving. Yeah, there we go. All right. So Jordan, before we get into this, we have a couple of out of context drops and which would you like to go? Okay. Incorrect. Okay. I'll just start with this one. Surf means slave. Not a smurf. A surf. Yeah. All right. Pretty good. Okay. That's not bad. Not bad. That's good analysis. Yep. That was apropos of nothing. Just sure. Sure. Thinking that people get confused

that he was talking about the smurfs. You got to make sure. Now here, this is actually very exciting. This next out of context drop does not make it had no place in the episode, but it's very exciting because it's something that I hope so badly that Alex continues, but I don't think he will. All right. On a scale of one to five, you get five Hitler mustaches. We should have a new thing there. You get five Hitler mustaches. I would love it. I don't mind that. I don't mind that is a ranking system. If you took the globalists and he rated them on a scale of one to five Hitler mustaches. I gotta be honest. I think if you're on the scale at all, it's bad. It's not great. I think Hitler only had one Hitler mustach. That's three Hitler mustaches. If you've got five Hitler

mustaches, that's way too many. That is. Yeah. So we started on Sunday. That's November 22nd. And Alex is still banging the gong of the voter fraud. Sure. And he has some very powerful people who are on his side. Ladies and gentlemen, the head of the Federal Elections Commission has gone public and said there was massive fraud orchestrated across the country against President Trump and against the American people. That is coming up. The current head of the Federal Election Commission is a fellow by the name of James Trainor, and he's a bit of a kook. Prior to his appointment, he had served as a counsel for Trump's 2016 campaign. And in his nomination hearing, he quote, would not commit to a blanket recusal from matters involving the

president if he's confirmed to the Federal Election Commission. I imagine prior to that, he was a used car salesman. Pretty cool stuff. And you gotta admire a guy who says in their job interview, they're straight up not going to commit to doing their job. Excuse me, what's the constitution? No, he was confirmed in May of this year after his nomination stalled in Congress for a few years. And he got in with a 49 to 43 vote on strict party lines. James Trainor is not a great dude. He made headlines earlier this year when he did an interview with church militant where he compared the 2020 election to quote, spiritual warfare. He also claimed that religious leaders who are tax exempt should feel free to tell their congregants who to vote for since Trump released

an executive order indicating that he wasn't interested in enforcing the Johnson amendment. Trainor said quote, the bishops are using their nonprofit status as a shield to hide behind from having to make a decision about who to support and to come out publicly. Bishops say we should have an informed conscious when we go vote, but they never really take that next step and say here's who meets the criteria. Oh boy. In that interview, he also made clear that he believes that the separation of church and state is a quote fallacy. Sure. He elaborated quote, it was John Adams that said the Constitution presupposes a Christian moral people, which means you have to have that underlying principle in order for the Constitution to function and work properly. What we see going

on around the world is complete anarchy in places where the rule of law has been completely abrogated. So it is a spiritual war that is striking at the underlying foundations of our constitutional Republic. It's getting rid of the Christian moral principles that are the basis of the foundation of the country. One important thing to point out is that John Adams in his 1798 letter said that quote, our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It's wholly inadequate to the government of any other. It's James Traynor who's adding the word Christian. Wow. John Adams wasn't saying that the Constitution was only for Christians. He just had a philosophy that morality itself relied on religion because that's an appealing shortcut to a moral

system. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. This quote is used and misused by Christian zealots to argue that this is a fundamentally Christian country. And even some go on to suggest that the Constitution and the rights protected by it. They don't apply to secondary to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. These people are fucked up dangerous cultists and it's fun to realize that the head of the Federal Election Commission is one such person. Also two years prior to writing that letter, Adams had been part of signing the signing of the Treaty of the of Tripoli, which was meant to establish commercial relations between the United States and Libya. Article 11 of that treaty presented by John Adams to be ratified by Congress begins quote, the government of the United States of America

is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion. Weird. Well, trainers comments about voter fraud came up in an interview with Newsmax, where he was just complaining about the same stuff Trump's campaign is talking about in Pennsylvania, where they believe that unless their poll watchers get as close as possible to the vote counters, then there must be fraud going on preferably with knives ready to scratch out Biden's name. Yeah. He said quote, I do believe there is voter fraud taking place in these places. Otherwise, they would allow observers to go in. This is a pretty standard bullshit artist tactic and I'll just lay this out for you how this works on a very basic level. So here's how it starts. You allege that there's some problem going on.

In this case, votes being fraudulently counted. You have no proof that this is happening and it almost certainly is not happening, but you need people to believe that it is. You insist that this is a major problem and then you propose a solution to this problem that you know will not be accepted. In this case, it's the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania mandating how the Philadelphia Board of Elections carries out their election. You know that your demand is going to be thrown out because the complaint is frivolous and the remedy would require the infringing of a locality on its ability to run its own election. It's certain to be rejected, but that's good. You didn't want the complaint to be accepted anyway. If the complaint had been accepted, then things don't change at

all. The poll watchers are a couple feet closer and you probably slow down the process or try to make a scene out of something, but it's not like you're going to find any actual fraud. What works so much better is the complaint being thrown out because then you get to go around it and say there must be a cover up going on or else your poll watchers would be allowed to do basically the counting themselves. You know, they got to get as close as you can get up in there. Yeah, yeah. You don't actually want the poll watchers to get closer. You want that request to be rejected so your surrogates can then create the appearance of suspicion. Everyone engaged in this knows exactly that this is the game. Totally. It's just outrageously tragic to see that someone so

transparently craven could ever find themselves in the position of being the chair of the FEC. That is a real bummer. Yeah, I imagine that at the very least some of these douchebag Republicans in government must be like, you know, when we hooked our wagons to Fox News 20 years ago, we thought we were going to be able to direct the mob and we wouldn't allow them into power, but now the FECs guys said we should start a holy war in the 15th century again. And I don't think that's OK, but we got beat by Fox News. Even Charles Koch is going around saying whoops. Yeah, whoops, my bad guys didn't mean to destroy democracy. Just wanted to make a shit ton of money and kill people. Why is that wrong? Whoops. Bummer. Yeah. Anyway, Alex is straight up. He's

a real cool guy and he wants you to know that if Trump had lost, he'd fucking tell you. Sure. Let me just tell you up front here what we got for you. I'm a realist. If Trump would have lost this election, I would have been completely honest about it and tell you. I don't make stuff up. I would have said Joe Biden needs to be arrested as a Communist Chinese agent on record, along with his son, the rest of his scumbag family. Sure. But that's another issue. Sure it is. Sure I would love to see how that played out like months of him being like they're going to steal the election. And then Biden wins. He's like, you know what? I got to be honest. They didn't steal this one. Can you imagine? Can you imagine how long we spent listening to him say the only

way it's a fair election is if Trump wins for him to suddenly be like, guys, I got to be honest. This was a fair one. Yeah. And Biden won. Yeah, that would be bullshit. I would be mad at him. I got to be. I have nothing if I don't have my integrity and I have to tell you I'm eating crow on this one. Yeah. I would. I would legit be furious. I would be furious if Roger Stone just comes out now and he's like, guys, I did my research. This is a fair election. I would be furious with him. But that's that's what's so funny about a statement like this. Like if you'd want, I would tell you fucking would get out of here. Of course not. Yeah, good times. So anyway, Alex gets to talking about also, we didn't even account for the fact that he did win.

Oh, yeah, he did win. There is that you proved the. Yeah. Okay. So the Supreme Court, though, they may be making moves in order to make sure that Trump actually does get in. That's great. The Supreme Court unprecedentedly came in and changed. In the key battleground states, what Supreme Court justices were over what circuit? And so who will be ruling on what cases to take from the circuits and who will have control of those rulings to fast track them? And they've put Gorsuch and they've put Thomas and they've put Barrett and they've put Elito and they've put Kavanaugh over the four key states. So they are locked and loaded a major signal. They see the fraud. They know the scam.

They're moving in. So there is a new Supreme Court justice. So it's not at all surprising that there would be a new split of circuit court assignments. Alex is saying this is unprecedented. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. This is not some weird thing where the, you know, this, this Supreme Court justice rules over all of their assigned circuit. And as far as I can tell, this has just been really overblown by people in the, the nonsense Alex Jones kind of world. There's some kind of sign that there's an elaborate plan unfolding it. It smells a lot like QAnon. It's all very selective too. Like you can say that Kavanaugh is over the sixth circuit, which includes Michigan and Clarence Thomas is over the 11th, which includes Georgia.

But for this to make sense, you have to ignore certain facts. Like for instance, part of Alex's stopping the steel tour 2020 was going to Arizona, which is in the ninth circuit under Elena Kagan. Weird. That's not part of his block of Trump lovers. Well, Arizona is lost. So yeah, Pennsylvania is a state that Alex really does need to flip in order to make his stuff work mathematically. Sure. And that's under Alito, who he pointed out. But historically, Alex has not been into Samuel Alito. Well, now we've got a chance though. Right. Yeah. Look, I don't know. This is just silly. It seems like someone grasping at straws, and I'm just not so into it. Yeah. Which is also literally how they could have picked these judicial

circuit courts just grabbing straws. Yeah, it totally could be. I'm not interested in talking about this because there's bigger things to go on. Right. Like, do you know what motivates Joe Biden and Kamala Harris? I've got to go with blood. No, it's not blood. It's not blood. Make no mistake. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were picked because they want one thing, status and money. They don't want to run. That's two things. Joe Biden and Kamala are known as put me on private jets. Give me money. Give me palaces. Give me caviar. Give me sex. Give me drugs. And I don't want anything else. The bottom of the barrel. Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are about to release an album. Is that little Wayne 10 years ago? What are we doing? Are we doing? Are we doing

this? Is this the Carter three? What's happening right now? Joe Biden on the streets. He's always just like, oh, yeah, you want something? Give me a pallet. Two chains is president now. Yeah. And two chains is also concerned about the relative tax rate of people, individuals making over $500,000 a year. I'm fascinated by this. Like, yeah, on the streets, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are known as people who just want private jets, really sex and money. Really, really, really, really, really? That's pretty awesome. I do like I do like the the just that's just throwing that out there. Why not? Why not? Just throw that out there. Yeah, Biden and Kamala Harris fucking rappers. Who gives a shit toss it out over extravagant cartoonish pictures of

rap excess. Yeah, it's young fuck. Yeah. So Alex gets to talking about these these Trump suits that have been thrown out in in Pennsylvania. And he has something to say about this judge and loves money power. We're being gaslit. We're being lied to. That was an Obama judge that we knew was going to throw it out without even looking at the evidence in Pennsylvania. And that's what Trump's lawyers said. It's what I said. To be clear, Alex and his audience may not know this, but the president doesn't appoint state Supreme Court justices. They're elected in 38 states, whereas in 12 other states, other methods are used, typically gubernatorial appointment or selection by the legislature. I guess the three states most relevant to Alex's hopes for a Trump

win are Pennsylvania, Georgia and Michigan. And all three of them are states where the Supreme Court justices are elected. There's no such thing as an Obama judge on these Supreme Courts unless you just define anyone who disagrees with you as an Obama judge, which seems to be what Alex is doing. That seems a lot easier than thinking about it. He doesn't know shit. No, no, no, no, not at all. Yeah. So Alex is also, you know, he's in this, he's in this strange in between place. And he seems to be on this Sunday episode, this, this November 22nd seems to be really leaning pretty hard into doomsday preaching. You're going to be at a point where half the children, you know, by age five or dying with brain tumors, you're going to witness total

extermination and you will finally meet God in your mind or you will get on your knees to Satan, but you will go through the fire. No one will escape. Not me, not you, not anybody. Okay. It's pretty harsh. There's a lot of doom talk. Half of the five year olds I know are half of all five year olds. I think everyone, every five year old. Yeah, not just you personally, not just Jordan, because I mean, if I got to pick, we'll see. I don't know any five year olds. I don't know any five year olds. You're safe. Yeah. I guess I won't see this hellish thing come to pass like Passover. You know, we're not going to have to deal with it. The plague of the first born is not so bad if you don't have kids. You don't have kids. I mean, it's tough because you still

care about your neighbors, your families, but yeah, it's just very dark. Alex seems to be thinking that everybody's fucked and a lot of crazy shit's going to happen. And then he remembers that Bill Cooper's book was called Behold a Pale Horse and he starts talking about that Bible verse. I looked and behold an Ashen horse and he who sat upon its name was death and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over the fourth part of the earth to kill the sword with famine, pestilence with the wild beast earth. Let me tell you who rides that horse, who is the spiritual I want to know of the Antichrist. I want to know Christ comes as Bill Gates,

the man who sits on the white horse of death is Bill Gates. He's a little man years and now you see it. He is your world ruler. He is the head of the G seven. He is the last gate, the gate of gate, the executor of you and your family. He will kill you and your family when he's done and you will die. Wow. Shadowgate. Bill Gates. I want a concrete job for Bill Gates. I feel like either he's constantly jockeying for and winning slash losing position or I think Alex might be making up a lot of the thing. I think it's got to be Alex is making it up because you wouldn't have time to readjust to those shifts in position like so often. Frequent. I know that I've been in jobs and I've had internal

changes in position. Sure. Let's say like you get moved to a different department or something. Like when I worked a group on I was in a couple of different places and man you lose about a week of productivity. Totally trying to get reacclimated to the new workflow. The new responsibilities moved our manager to this team and this team is now being run a different way. You're like geez. You're using Salesforce a different way. I don't know what the fuck is going on. Yeah. Bill Gates could never be like a middle man and then one of the council of 12 and now he's running the G seven. Totally. And also rides upon the pale horse. Right. Yes. Has he been death this whole time and has been like Biden is time. You know. No. No. No. No. Look. The pale horse has a few

riders. I really didn't know that. Bill Gates came in and it was like a buddy. Ah. Everett Coop was up there before. Is it like a Twilight Zone episode. If you killed death you become death. Yeah. Santa Claus. Okay. I got you. So yeah. Alex is not only talking about everyone's gonna die and Bill Gates rides. Yeah. He also wants to tell you about how much everyone loves him now. Calls the last three days from major world leaders major people in government. The biggest people in media and they said all of them said the same thing. They said Jones when you go to dinner parties or these big Hollywood parties or with these big events everyone loves you now and everyone's asking about you. It's not about me. It's that I'm just I

represent the resistance and people that are awake. I've just been so right for so long that now everyone loves me. Oh man. I ever I keep getting phone calls about how they talk about me at Hollywood parties. Wow. Wow. Wow. Alex it's me the ghost of Nelson Mandela. We love you in heaven now. You're definitely going to be invited. This sounds like a fucking bragging teen. Yeah. This is so transparently. There's no reason. It's saying it's somebody at the lunch table who's 15 being like man I just talked to somebody famous and you're like I'm 15 I don't care. Yeah. Yeah. They're like my uncle knows Shaq. Yeah. All right. Okay. Cool. All right man. Yeah. It doesn't raise your status or lower it with me. I don't know why this is happening. Yeah. I look. I don't

believe that anybody called Alex. I don't believe that. I don't believe that anyone told them that there's people talking about him at Hollywood parties. I don't believe that people are talking about him at Hollywood parties. Right. But even if all of that was true it still wouldn't matter because I imagine the real world version of this is people at dinner parties be like you hear this fucked up weirdo. I feel like we would be more popular if famous famous people were talking about Alex Jones at dinner parties sooner or later someone would be like hey did you know there's a podcast about him. Can you believe these two dick holes in Chicago make this guy listenable. Oh. Okay. Hypothetical. Yes. Brian Stelter calls says everybody loves him at MSNBC.

What happens. I think Alex critiques his appearance on the phone. Alex tells him he looks weird. I think Alex is like look Stelter. I got a Stelter. I love to hear that. I love to hear that Tapper likes me. We love you. You look like a pedophile. God damn it Alex but we love you at MSNBC. But the reason you love me is I tell the truth. All right. I gotta tell you the truth. You're right. You look like a clown demon. This is why we love you Alex. Your integrity shines through you in this phone call. You're like the conspiracy theorist Don Rickles. You're a hockey pop. So. Oh man. One of my favorite things about Alex is in terms of like his dumb ideas is that the globalists don't have children and I haven't heard him bring that up in a while.

Yeah. So I was excited for it to come back. This is a post human system being built. And I told some of these folks to have kids. All people that call me have children. All of them. All of them. If you haven't had children. But the point is it creates a metaphysical thing where you're tied to humanity even more and your ancestors into the future. And it's just like that. It's a command once you have children. Alex loves this talking point which is nonsense. You know like that the idea that the globalists don't have children. Sure. I guess Joe Biden's the lead globalist in the U.S. right now. And Alex knows better than anyone that he has at least one son so you can't stop complaining about him. Stole him. Stole him from someone else's family.

What about Bill Gates? He rides the pale horse. He's the globalist in the top of the rotation and he has three kids. Well the horse is actually a horse costume. So you have to have more than one person inside the horse costume. But then he still has one extra kid. You can't have three people in a horse costume. He puts it on his shoulders. I don't know about that. Klaus Schwab the head of the World Economic Forum and the author of The Great Reset. That's another guy that Alex is really going on and on about these days. He has two kids. This is so dumb and Alex says it all the time. Not because it's true but because it underscores an important piece of his cosmology. Namely there's something inherently suspicious or wrong about people who don't view reproducing

as the most important piece of life. Yeah. He's very easy. This isn't about the globalists having kids or not having kids. It's literally a talking point just to throw out to make you feel like you need to have kids and there's something wrong if you don't. Yeah. I imagine though that that's probably like a part of the great replacement bullshit that they all believe in where it's like hey we're white people have to have more kids. It could be that kind of thing. You know. It could be. It could be adjacent to that because those quiver folk believe all that shit. You know. Yeah. Might be. So Alex goes on to talk about here how he's ready to die ready to die for the truth and then he gets some tears and I'll leave it up to you to decide whether you

think these are genuine. Okay. And I'm ready to die. I'm ready to be imprisoned. I'm ready to put solitary confinement ready to be tortured for the truth because I realize I can't sign on to the pedophilia and the Satanism. In fact it's a very easy. I'm not into persecution. I'm not into masochism. I don't like pain but I'll take it. I'll take as much as they're going to give me because that's so short compared to eternity because Jesus Christ is on the other side of it. All right. All right buddy. And I wish we could have stopped this. I really wish we could have but we can't. We're going to get hurt for what we've done and what frankly deserve it. So again we're on this doom doom tip here on this this episode. Yeah. I don't think that was

sincere really but here's my thought. Here's what I want to discuss. Sure. Alex has this like persecution fantasy where he's like William Wallace like being tortured and like his last word to freedom. Yeah. And he's also an anti-semite so it works well for him. It's all across the board. I want to I want to ask you this though. Do you think that like he's the point that he wants to make is I'd be willing to do anything for the truth. Sure. Would he be willing to live in obscurity and poverty. Oh absolutely. For the truth. No that would be very hard. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting to me to think about like well okay what if what if the truth required you to do a podcast out of your apartment. Would you do that Alex. Would you give up your

million dollar studio. I don't think you might. Would you give up your perceived status symbols. All of this pretending about talking to world leaders and dinner party chatter about you. Yeah. Would you give up the pretense of being the leader of the the the Patriot movement in Texas royalty. Do you give up all that for the truth. I don't think you would. No. You probably get tortured though because then you know that's just part of the persecution fantasy. If you get to go out of martyr. Well I mean it's it's a lot more fun to think of dying instead of living with right. You know I would I would much rather die for my beliefs than then live like really miserably forever. Yeah yeah it's hard. It's a lot harder. Yeah I don't think you'd be

up for that. I don't think you would. No. He thinks that dying is the hardest thing you can do. And it's it's it's not. It's very easy. So Alex talks here about again it's just like these are fucking scary times. Bad stuff's coming. God's gonna judge us. Because now we're entering the scary time and it just gets scarier from here on out. And the men will be measured and the women will be measured. We're all going to be measured. We're all going to be put through the fire. And I welcome the fire. I welcome the fire. Sorry. Because it will cleanse us and it will burn away the lies and separate the metal from the trash. And in that fire we will find our ascendance. Or we'll find our destruction. The real test is now here. From here on out

the gates of hell have been opened. What the fuck is he going on about? Man I swear I swear to God if if the if the culture at large gave it six months with the new Trump administration Alex would be like yeah burning witches is totally fine again. Of course when did it ever go wrong? I just like to imagine some people are like hey man yeah I don't like the federal reserve. And then just by like gradual weirdness intensifying you get to a point where like yeah the cleansing fire does need to come. Everyone should be baptized in fire. That'll be purifying. And if you can't float well we know what's going on with you. Yeah that's like this this trajectory is strange. Yeah he's in a bad place. And I will give him a little bit

of a kudo tip of the cap. Okay. And that he does end the show more weird than threatening I think. This clip's a little bit longer. It's about two minutes because there's no way I could cut this at all. This is just Alex begging leftists to accept Jesus. Okay all right. I'm listening. I got an open heart and an open mind. It's very strange. Let's give it a shot. You know if I was a globalist I would see you and see you as an animal. See you as trash. Cool. And I would feed on you. But God's spirit leaves me if I start thinking like that. East or south. Still going on. Treats you like that. But I will tell you straight up to your face. If you're a Democrat. If you're a leftist. If you're an antifa. You're an idiot.

Literal Count Dracula. And then Prince Philip who runs him. And Prince Charles who are the Dracula line. Literally. Literally. This is Hungarian Romanian. These are the dudes. Sure. For a thousand years. These are blood drinkers. You are literally on your knees to the seed of Satan the dragon. And you think it's going to give you milk and cookies at night. It isn't. You are fools. And you are in grave danger. And I'm begging you. I'm begging you for your own soul. We will destroy you. God's going to destroy you. I'm asking you to get off the side of Satan. I don't want to destroy you. Thanks. No pleasure in this. I don't want to destroy you. I don't want God to destroy you. I'm just begging you please. Stop serving Satan. Turn back now. There's still time.

There's still time. You can do it. You can renounce Bill Gates. You can renounce Fousy. You can renounce Ted Turner. You can renounce George Soros. And you can accept Jesus Christ. You've got to do it quickly. There isn't much time. There is. This is such a serious situation. Please please turn back now. God doesn't want to destroy you. God doesn't want to annihilate you. He wrote a book about it to reject the power of the earth. You have to reject Satan or you don't have any hope. You must reject Joe Biden. So let me ask you as an open hearted leftist who has just heard

Alex Jones's plea. Right. This is the best he can do. How do you feel? Are you ready to renounce Anthony Fauci? I mean, yeah. I really don't have a problem with that. I'll just pick somebody else who's very competent. I don't have any. I don't have any attachment to Fauci. Fauci could be replaced with another talent. That's it. It's certainly much less attachment than you have to someone like let's say Prince Philip. You are desperately attached to. I do find it. I do find it hilarious that he kind of correctly. He let me let me put it this way. He embodies the point of Dracula, which is that foreigners are very weird and we should be terrified of them. Prince Philip.

That's what he said. That's what I'm saying. If you're I mean he's British obviously. He's not from America and in the same way you know Dracula was written to terrify people about the eastern block of Europe coming over into their homes stealing their women and such. I guess I'm not that scared of Prince Philip. I think we should be. Fair enough. So we get to the 23rd now and this episode opens with Alex. I would say accepting that Biden is going to win. Sure. But he's reframing it a little bit. Good. So that's how it is now. It's going to happen, but it's the overthrow of the country or something. So we know that Alex has this thing that he talks about all the time, which is Operation

Lockstep, which is what he has made up or the cribbed from a meme or something. Absolutely. About a 2010 document from the Rockefeller Foundation, the what is it called the future of technology and international development documents. And he's turned that those memes about that and all this shit into Operation Lockstep. It almost got deeply, deeply exposed on Rogan's podcast. Very close. Him and Tim Dillon and Jamie were just not able to synthesize the information, take it in well enough to rebut Alex's points in real time, which is something that Alex benefits from. Yeah. No, they really teamed up to do a shit job and fuck over everybody. Well, yes, but also again, I think I said this on the episode. I know. It's a complex thing that

it would be very difficult to know nothing about it. They did do a bad job, but I don't know if they could have done a good job. Exactly. Exactly. I know. I know full well. I just want to make that clear. I'm not we're not piling on. No, no, no, no, except in the places where it's deserved. Yeah. That's not one of them. That's not a fair criticism. He should have. They should have known ahead of time. Exactly. The biggest problem before they even began, they were outgunned and had no chance. Yeah. So Alex is now turning this into something else. This is now like lockstep is something he's known about forever. Of course. 11 years ago, I put out a little documentary called in game 2.0. It's since been taken off the internet. It was

internet only. Didn't put a DVD out. And in that film, we laid out their plan to collapse society and their plan to trigger an economic collapse using a virus. And the reason I knew that was it had just come out in the operation lockstep. It's now about 11 years ago. Right off the top, operation lockstep is not a thing that is all just made up. Alex did not know about the term lockstep when he made the film end game. It's a very recent element of his conspiracy theories that he's been trying to retcon into being part of his work all along. It's absolutely 100% not true. Alex started bringing up the word lockstep immediately after people like Jim Fetzer started misrepresenting that Rockefeller document scenarios for the future of technology and

international development and memes started spreading about those misrepresentations. That's the actual basis for Alex's reporting. But let's entertain Alex's lie here though and let's tease this out. He's claiming that in the updated version of end game, he knew all this stuff that was going to happen because he's read this imaginary lockstep plan. Right. That hadn't been written at that time. That is the big problem. Yeah, that is an issue. There's another problem. What's that? There's no such thing as endgame 2.0. Okay. Well, that's also a bit of a problem. Alex is referring to endgame 1.5, which was the supplementary director's cut of endgame. Sure. That came out the same year as the original film, which is 2007. The Rockefeller

document that the lockstep conspiracy is based on wasn't written until 2010. There's an issue. Yeah. There's. Oh, what's that? We forgot that Alex is psychic. Oh, shit. Shit. Fuck. He can see the future in his dreams. Shit. Yeah. Keep forgetting about that. Timelines be damned. You know, it's really hard to check somebody who can see into the future. Yeah. That's an issue. And I refuse to engage with it quite frankly. I'm going to the second site. I've been thinking about this for a while. I think I got to just come out with it. I don't believe he's psychic. I don't. I don't. I don't know how that's going to. Oh boy. Jordan's leaving. Jordan's taking off his headphones. I don't. And I can't. I can't believe he is because then this becomes a silly exercise.

Yeah. That becomes a real problem. Not that this isn't silly to begin with of all of all the ones that I facetiously entertain and even defend. Yeah. That one I just never touch because fucking I'm out. Yeah. I'm out when you say you're psychic. Yeah. It's fun to think that he thinks he is, but yeah. Yeah. The other thing too that I want to point out about this is this is such a really good example of these things that Alex does where he tries to insert current things into his past work. Yeah. Like a lot of his work is so vague and so, you know, it's in the it's in the documents, it's in the white papers, you know, all that I have the documents. I can prove everything and then nothing's ever proven. Yeah. Everything is so hyper non specific that like he complains about

the Rockefellers all the fucking time. And so, yeah, you could find tons of him talking about the Rockefellers trying to take over the world 10 years ago. Right. You can go to Endgame and find talk of the Rockefellers being evil. You did not know about a document that would be written three years later when he made Endgame, but it looks good now. It is. It is unfortunate that part of the game of being so vague and tossing so much shit at the wall is if you want to say like, oh, I knew about Operation Lockstep 11 years ago and and then toss that shit out, you can be like, okay, well, here's a clip of me saying that the Rockefellers are going to kill everybody and that it's in the white paper. The white paper I was referring to was the as here to for yet unwritten.

You know, that clip may exist somewhere, but I went and I found the like release like sort of article on prison planet about the Endgame 1.5. Sure. There's no mention of the Rockefellers. There's no mention of Lockstep. None of this shit is a big road. It's just like, hey, man, we're going to have more interviews with Big Chimp, Jim Tucker and Daniel Estolin. Wait, did you say Big Chimp? Big Jim? I heard Big Chimp and I was like, oh, Big Chimp Tucker. I like that name way more. It'd be better. What is it? A giant chimpanzee or a really old chain smoking anti-semi? I'll take the chimp. I will. I will also take the chimp. So Alex is talking about Klaus Schwab a whole bunch. The guy who wrote this great reset book and he has

one particular thing that he says about him that is worth saying is not true. The populist movement spreading across the world is stronger than ever. And now you've got Boris Johnson and you've got John Kerry and you've got all these world leaders saying the COVID-19 lockdown is a punishment to populists to bring them under control and they admit it's a social movement. And Klaus Schwab says it's not a threat. COVID-19 is not a threat. All that's nonsense, but it is worth pointing out also that Boris Johnson is now on the outs. He is no longer the heroic populist that Alex claimed he was because I guess he's taken COVID seriously. Yeah, he had to institute the lockdown and so now he's a globalist. Yeah,

unfortunately, whenever you eventually succumb to reality, everybody who's unreality does not like you anymore. Yeah, anybody who's still committed to this will turn on you very quickly. Yeah. So also, I want to talk about this Klaus Schwab thing. He's claiming that Schwab admitted in his book the great reset that COVID-19 is not a threat. Alex is doing this based on a cherry-picked quotation that reads, quote, unlike certain past pandemics, COVID-19 doesn't pose a new existential threat. This quote is taken out of context to imply that he's saying that COVID isn't really a threat and it's just being used to take over society. Sure. If you actually go to the text, you'll find that the words, quote, new existential threat have a specific

meaning in the context of the writing. This quote is found after a discussion of the bubonic plague and the germs that were brought to North America by the first European explorers, which is why the word new is in that sentence. Yeah, there's that. Those were instances of new existential threats to populations. COVID-19 is dangerous and deadly, but it's not the bubonic plague and I don't think that's a controversial take. Schwab isn't saying that COVID-19 is not a threat. Just that quote, unless the pandemic evolves in an unforeseen way, it's not going to be something that poses an existential threat to the world like the plague. Alex is taking that quote out of context and giving it the context he wants it to have, which isn't real. Alex hasn't read

this book and I would go so far as to say that his researchers probably haven't either. I say this because that quote is taken from the introduction to the text so I could see them finding that being like good enough. Good enough. That'll do. Don't worry about it. Let's go to lunch. Oh boy. I don't know if you've heard this. Jordan? Yeah. I don't know if you've heard this news. What was that? Did you hear that people are talking about Alex at dinner parties? I did not hear about that, actually. And by the way, I just want to give you some good news. We're going to go to your calls and get to the big news next segment. I've gotten calls. I get a lot of calls, but I've gotten calls from some of the biggest people out there and they said, man, Alex,

it's incredible. When I go to these dinner parties in New York or dinner parties in LA or I'm talking to, you know, top people, household names, all they want to talk about is you and all they want to talk about is the future. And this one individual this weekend was like, what's it like to have everybody now accepting you and celebrating you? It's good to know people are finally understanding we're not playing games. What's it like to have movie stars throwing banquets in your honor? What is it like for Rick Schrader to call you up and say, man, you remember when I was in pool hall junkies? Right. We really crushed it in that movie. Anyways, Alex, what is it like for James Woods to have

commissioned a bronze sculpture of you and his front lawn? Alex, what is it like? I got a call from the chair that Clint Eastwood talked to. I am talking to big people. I'm guessing he got a call from like coach Dave. Totally. You know, like, because he, someone sent me a video of him saying that Alex is the leader of their movement. Oh boy. And my immediate response was like, well, add four info warriors to the town. I feel bad that we did an episode about that, dude. Yeah. Quite frankly, given how many, how irrelevant he is. I think we have no idea how of like little we were punching laterally at the time that we did the coach Dave though. I think I got tricked by the fact that like a right wing watch would have posts about sure. Sure. Sure.

Sure. From time to time. Yeah. I thought for sure this is somebody who is much more relevant than they are. Yeah. No, he is like a hundred views on his channel. It's really right wing watch is fault. I understand why you, I mean, they're supposed to watch the right wing. He is a right wing voice, but it, I thought he was somebody who had a bit more of an audience than you know, the Jared Holt's gone. I'm going to shit all over right. Yeah. That's right. I'm a whole stand. You just like that dog. It's like his dog. Um, so yeah, I don't know. I don't think that Alex is getting these calls, like I said, but he is very fixated on this. And interestingly, as he's being fed by the people who are the most important in society, the heads of state,

the media figures, celebrities, everybody, it just so happens that his every move is being watched by the fed bomber. Do you understand that I get followed home every day by black SUVs when I eat in restaurants, FBI and CIA. We ran it. We checked it. FBI and CIA come and sit next to us. And when I come over, they put mask on and say, have a good day, Mr. Jones. They go wait in the parking lot. They put masks on. Mission impossible. Tell them to go across the street and have a hamburger. Federal agents follow me and and they want me to know they're there. This is the type of stuff happened to Martin Luther King. What? Okay. Wow. Wow. Wow. We're going for it. That's narcissistic. We're shooting for it, huh?

But I really do love the idea of like some guy being like, Hey, Alex, I'm CIA. I want you to know I'm here. Enjoy your hamburger. Hey, Alex, I'm CIA. My buddy here is FBI. We are working on a joint task force about your diet. What the fuck is this stupid shit? I think that could drive. I think that could legitimately drive a real paranoid person and say it. If the people were actually doing that, I think if people actually did that to Alex, he would feel so validated. Well, I think like it would make him feel good. I think if you're a paranoid narcissist who also has a modicum of celebrity, you might have people who interact with you who are like fans or something. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. And then because your brain doesn't interpret information correctly,

you could be like, Oh my God, that guy was CIA. Sure. Because they're wearing a mask and maybe they're in a suit or something. You're there. You're a noticeable person. Yeah. People turn and look whenever they're in a restaurant and they're like, Hey, is that Alex Jones? Or maybe one time he was coming home from work and there was a black van that happened to be behind him. Not every fucking black van is the feds. Grow up, man. That would be that would be an easy. I think that would be an easy situation that we should. Nobody who's not in law enforcement, nobody who's not a fed can have a black van. I think that's the new rule that way we can all identify them all the time. I think they would be against that. I'm sure they would be against

that. I'm sure he would be too. Black van enthusiasts would be against that. Well, we can you have to. Okay, fine. You have to paint a unicorn or a dragon on the side of your black van if you are not a fed. I think we could reach this compromise. So this is real strange. This is real. Like he had this doom and gloom sort of like God's cleansing fire is going to purify the world on Sunday. Yes. Now on Monday, not long ago. Now on Monday, he's continuing with these fantasies about how all the celebrities love him now and everybody is watching his every move all of the law enforcement. And then I got this news when you decide to spread the word and when you decide to share the info and download it and save it because there may be a common time

we're not here. I mean, I've been waiting a while to say this, maybe my last broadcast and I've never done that in 27 years on air. Oh, really? I'm going to have discipline. I'm going to do my last broadcast ever hypothetically because it could be. I mean, now's the time. Now's the time. Neighbors, neighbors. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yes, that is correct. That is correct. Yeah, of course. The hypothetical last episode, I was like, All right, no matter what, the 24th is either going to be the day that he sets out to do his last episode or it will be yet another time said he is going to completely fucks up. Your, your eyes and your joy every time he sets you up only to make you disappointed is beautiful. I was after all these years, Dan, still crazy.

After all these times, Alex said he was going to do his last episode. I could not be more excited when I heard that. I thought, hooray. Yeah. To the point where I almost just turned off this episode. I was like, I'm surprised that we're not skipping ahead to the 24th now. Well, we've got to listen to some calls because Alex takes some calls. Great. Man, not a great session. He lies on the same subject in Indiana. What have info words is taken out? Go ahead. Hello, Alex. Yes, you're on the air. Hi. Yeah. It's L and it's all I go by L, but it's Andrea. Wow. I can't believe that. So my big question is I'm wondering like what, how are we supposed to get our information if they succeed in shutting down? Then she hung up. Okay. Well, sorry, man.

Very bizarre. I think they hung up on her. But I, I, you got to have that cough button there for that asshole. Exhale. I agree. I, I, I will say this. I think Alex and I both experienced the same thing, which is that I did not hear a single word that she said. I think for him, it was because he responded to her name was just like, yeah, he was, he was not happy about it. And for me, it was because I could not stop laughing at him, just hearing a name and going, uh, he's very pissed off. Um, he, he, uh, does he know her? Is it just that it's Andrea? I think what the problem is that he said the wrong name and then she corrected the name, but gave too much of a correction and he doesn't care for this kind of thing. No, that's true. Well, she also

did the thing where she asked if she was on the air, which we all know. Sure. That sets him off. Yes. That is, he has a hair trigger with that. Yeah. So you get another call and this person wants to talk about hypothetical violence. I'm not calling for any type of physical violence, but it could get to that point. If they keep going down this road, what are we going to do? What must they think of us to do what they did? And we just accept that. I just can't go along with, I can't go along with Alex's eating lunch. Yeah. I was just, I did that. I did that because I, I have to always, you love it. Yeah. Yeah. You love catching him, take a chop. There are recurring themes in the show. I think that's the most important of them.

Yeah. I think so too. I think so too. Yeah. So this is not last call here on the 23rd episode that we're going to listen to a little bit of is sort of a natural info wars kind of color. This is not good. I didn't enjoy hearing this. Look, I don't have anything against Jewish people. My, my wife, my Jewish, Jewish, Jewish children. But you know, what is, what is Salman? What is, what is Jesus? What is the murder of the czar? And what is, uh, didn't have a comment. There's all occult Jews behind it. And people, you know, you know, I know that I know that Dominion took to the Venezuela. I know that what I've been seeing the season reports on it being a fraud. It's been decertified a lot of states. So they're trying to act like we can just trust Dominion.

It's just ridiculous. So this caller is trying to speculate that there are occultic Jews who are behind stealing the election as well as the murder of the czar and also pretty much every nefarious thing throughout history. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Alex's response is like, Hey man, Dominion, uh, Venezuela, instead of being like, Hey guy, uh, how about, how about you calm down with this anti-Semitic tropes? Bruh, I've been doing one thing for 20 years and that is telling people I'm not an anti-Semite. And now you're making me say, well, I mean, some Jews. Yikes. That's not good. Yeah. That caller was bad. Yeah. So we get to the 24th and I was a little bit worried that Alex wasn't going to do his last show. Why would you be worried about that? Is that a

long, long, long, long, long track record of not following through on promises? He consistently doesn't do those things. So I was very shocked when he started the show like this. I put a headline up today that I've thought about doing for a long time, but haven't done yet for the live show. And it says it all. It says, this might be my last broadcast, Alex Jones. And I have had many points in my life where I've almost said this on air because the situation was so serious, but it never rose to the occasion. I'm not saying it's my last broadcast, but now I have to treat every minute on air as if it could be my last and I'm going to explain to you why and really just tell you the truth. The only thing I can do

do it about how serious the situation is and what we're facing. Do it. Yeah. So I think that this was the biggest cop out. Yeah. It's like, okay, yeah, this is going to be my last. But it's just saying like, let's live each day like it's our last. Yeah. Yeah. It's this bizarre, like weird motivational nonsense. Yeah. I will even go biblical on him and say this is lukewarm and we all know how the great feels about lukewarmity. I kind of wanted a little more out of the idea of the last episode than just this. Sure. It seemed a little flat to me. Yeah. I wanted a little bit more pageantry, but he does actually get a little dramatic. This is a little dramatic. Maybe not as dramatic as I want it to be. If Joe Biden is able to wiggle his way into the winehouse

and scam his way into the winehouse and get the nuclear codes and all the rest of it, then I will officially make the statement and put an article out declaring the United States dead dead and creating a tombstone. Hell, I might even have it carved in stone. In fact, I will and placed here in the TV radio newsroom and it'll be on sale at by yourself a tombstone of America. I could have a key chain of that. Yeah. I would take a key chain of that. We're gonna have so we have shirts with hats. Totally. We'll have pills shaped like tombstones. Honestly, I think we should do that first just to get out from under just to steal it first. I think that'd be hilarious. Look, I don't want to turn into kiss like where they're selling coffins. That's fair. That's fair.

Too much. Plus, I don't think T public sells tombstones. No, we might have to go to a boutique go to a red bubble. Yeah. So I mean, all right. I think that's a little dramatic, but I say that Alex is being very serious about this. Let me just get into it right now. So normally come on and tell you what's coming up and end up spending an hour just getting into the basic news never hitting the heart of the matter. Let me just now square up and just tell you the awful truth. Do it. It's bad. We're done here. Mitting it's bad. We have a shot at stopping it and turning it around, but that tombstone is very real.

Okay. All right. United States of America born July 4th, 1776. United States of America died January 20th, 2021. Because if we don't admit how grave the situation is, we don't have a shot at stopping this. He's definitely going to try and sell that tombstone. Oh, totally. Also, I like the pun, how grave the situation is. I know it's great. Not bad. It's great. Not bad, Alex. And he did. He did do what I appreciate the most, which is avoid saying pun not intended. Sure. I like it. Tend your puns. Take some restraint. Yeah. So Alex has never put out a headline like this, like this is maybe my last show ever. Sure. He's talked about it a whole

lot of course on his show and the idea of doing that headline pretty much, but he's never done that headline. Okay. And it turns out they fucked up the headline. Oh, no. I have been reading and studying the globalist for 30 plus years. I've been on air for 27. And I've never put a headline out like they just had on screen. This could be my last broadcast. Tune in if you want to save yourself. Never put a head down. The globalists have never accelerated their timetable and are planning to engineer a complete global collapse on the ashes of which they will construct what the new future. Oh, I shot that out in the voicemail real quick to the

fellow filling it out for when live and he didn't quite get exactly what I said, talking 100 miles an hour. So we'll fix that headline. My fault. Good last show. Good stuff. Send an email. Write it down. I was talking really fast because I had just done a bunch of speed and voicemail, but probably was it coherent? You know what? If a comic had an absurd intro that had to be part of the whole bit, they wrote it down for you. They wrote it down for you. They didn't say like, Hey, repeat this after me. No. Hey, I have a tongue twister that you need to memorize. Exactly. Yeah. Repeat after me. Yeah. You know, I would say that like he's been talking about doing his last show forever. He's decided, fuck, I'm going to do it. Prepare. Yeah. Like,

isn't it supposed to be a time capsule thing? Isn't this supposed to be like he wings it? Isn't the idea of his last episode to be like, in case I go off air, this is like a bottle. This is a bottle episode that will stand up to greatness going out like the Sopranos are right. He's who he is. And then the lights go off the end. No finale. No wrapping up anything. He does have a very serious message though. And this is well, do you want to know his biggest message? What's that? And the biggest message I have before I give you my personal message here is to the people that serve the system, the yuppies, the trendies, the leftist enforcers. Sure. You're the biggest chumps of them all. You're the biggest schmucks, the biggest fools.

And I don't say that with pleasure. I wish you weren't so delusional. You think you're part of the ruling class. You think you're part of the eugenics takeover. You think you're part of the winning team. You are anything but that. You are the weak traders that actually chose to join this evil because you were seeking out power. I think that Alex would think that we're leftist enforcers. I guess. I mean, if he had to wrestle with our existence, it would obviously say that we're trying to shut him down. Totally. We're like some Soros plant or some bullshit. Yeah. And I can say fully. I mean, I've checked in on this a lot and really, really thought about it. I'm not thinking I'm part of the power structure. No, no. I don't think I'm part of the establishment.

Honestly, I can think of very few times in all of human history when leftists felt like they were on the winning side. Yeah, I want to even not our thing. I want to take it more granularly and just talk about you and me. You're one of three or four people. Sure. I see. Sure. Sure. We're talked to on a regular basis. I mean, yeah, we're not yuppies or trendies. You, my parents. Yeah, Soros. Sure. That's it. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. That's all three. No, I am. Yeah, I just I find this to be a really bizarre thing for him to say is like his big message is like you people are are chumps. His last message is like a playground insult based in vindictiveness and and misunderstanding the people you disagree with. Yeah. Great. Who cares? Your last message is a waste.

Hmm. Trivial. So annoying. Anyway, remember how globalists don't have kids? Uh, yes. Not a 100% of globalists don't have. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Alex said that on Sunday. Yeah. Yeah. This is their takeover with Ted Turner and Bill Gates. None of the at all of them. Warren Buffett doesn't have kids to shut down the free market capitalist society. They say to save the earth, but really it's to give them total power control when they live the most opulent lifestyles and have all these children. Wait, wait, hold on. They have all these children. I thought they don't have kids because it's a post human future. Oh, maybe nothing you say means anything. Dan. He's

right. 99% of the time. He's not right. 100% of that. That would be unreasonable. Oh, okay. Well, here's, here's one of the, another time he's wrong. Okay. There's a photo of Fauci 15 years ago. Doesn't have kids with Tom Brokaw, George Soros, none of whom have kids Barbara Walters, Brook Aster. That's Anderson Cooper's lady, mommy. Anderson Cooper's mom is Gloria Vanderbilt. Yeah, that would be who she is. Alex should know that because he keeps talking about how he's the last Vanderbilt, but she's not. Alex can't keep. He's kind of gone on about it. Can't keep his enemies straight. Brook Aster had one child who died in 2014 at the age of 90, significantly older than Anderson Cooper. Taken too soon. Yeah. So I guess we got to put that to 98% right. 98% right.

Okay. The batting average is going down. Uh-huh. So this is, is supposed to be his last episode, right? Yes. And I get, I get, I've already brought this up, but I, I'm really struggling with this because it shouldn't be time-stamped. Yeah. It shouldn't be dated. So I, if I were Alex, I would stay away from headlines. I would stay away from like things that are going to be like, oh, this is, this is November, 2020 stuff right here. Just do a victory lap if it's your last show. Bingo. You do a victory lap. You do like here are all of our achievements. Do a fucking commentary for end game. Anything. Do a, this is your life. Yeah. Yeah. Although you wouldn't be able to get too many of his, uh, a lot of him might not come back. Instead, what he does is like just

headlines and shit. New York City will have COVID checkpoints at T bridges and crossings. They will grab people out of their cars and buses and take them to testing sites to provide education and quarantine. So that's martial law. That's the secret police. So this is based on some reality. There are COVID 19 checkpoints in New York, but they aren't set up to stop everyone like you might imagine when Alex says checkpoints. It's specifically about people arriving in New York from out of state and it won't be so much like they snatch people up. There's testing on site and then there's they want to advise people arriving to the city about quarantine requirements and the fact that

you could be hit with a fine if you don't follow them. I don't like this much because you know, it's kind of scary, but also I don't like this pandemic and people not taking it seriously. So here we are. Also, I'm much more interested in another part of the sheriff Joseph Fushito, his comment about this stuff. Okay. Quote, deputy sheriffs are investigating massive events that violate a panoply of criminal fire, building health and other regulatory laws at locations such as illegal fight clubs, underground raves and illegal gambling dens. These activities were illegal and sometimes deadly before COVID 19 and the public safety hazards regarding them have been amplified exponentially by the pandemic. I did not know that illegal fight clubs were a

modern problem in New York, but I want Alex to talk more about that instead of this other bullshit. There's deadly illegal fight. You know, the problem the problem that we're seeing now in 2020 is too many people in New York are cool. I should have known. I mean, I guess, I don't know. I guess I should have assumed there would be fight clubs. I just, I mean, I don't know. I don't know either. It seems it's not possible that there aren't fight clubs, but it does seem to be unboxing. Like it's not like fight club, the movie. I would hope not. I would assume although somebody does need to blow up Mastercard. It's a strange thing to read in that statement that is a little weird raves totally understand totally understand aware that those exist. Always

going to happen. Some sort of underground gambling even in war more sense to me or torn countries have underground raves and underground game sure. Yeah, fight clubs though, bro. That's the first one on his list. Yeah, that makes it sound like fight clubs are a real issue for him. This is my third fucking fight club this week that that's before raves on the list is even more like anyway, I think Alex is burying the lead on this one. So this will live on is his final episode and unfortunately certain things will not look so good. Oh, no. A lot of his COVID feelings in particular not great. And if you go to one of these centers, they will kill you by your average hospital, but the special COVID centers are leftist execution docs.

Yeah. So if you go to a COVID center where we tested for COVID and they put you in the hospital with COVID leftists are going to kill you leftist execution doc though does sound like it could be a doc for executing leftists sitting on the leftist execution doc of the bay. Nice. Watching don't worry about it. Thanks. Let's move this one on. So it turns out they won't just kill you with these leftists. Okay. They'll also laugh at you. Oh, you didn't die a COVID. They kill you with you chained down, blowing your lungs out and they get off on it report. They walk over and laugh at you when you're chained down. They're going to kill you and your family. God, they love it. God, they love it. Report it. Report it. Report it. Report it. He's doing a lot of work

for one adverb. Yeah. I mean, for the people who are first responders and people who are in the medical fields who are being deeply traumatized by virtue of the help that they're providing and what they have to see. This is such a disgusting thing to be putting out into the world. This sort of perspective is just shameful on the like it ranks in terms of his career. He said a lot of really fucked up horrible things that this kind of thing continuously do this characterization of medical professionals dealing with this crisis. It's up there with Sandy Hook. It's up there with the Boston bomb. Totally. It's disgraceful. No, we can talk about legally actionable, right, necessarily, but it's as gross. Right. No, I mean, this goes back to our earlier

conversation too. We can talk about all the hundreds of thousands of deaths, which are fucking terrifying and tragic and awful. But at the same time, there are millions of people, millions of people who are going to live with the effects of this fucking psychic destruction for the rest of their lives. And not to mention people who don't die, but have, you know, effects and lingering health consequences that aren't captured by statistics. That is an untold story that people have to live with. And like, I mean, just something small, like, Hey, guess what? For the rest of your life, you have shortness of breath forever. That's it. And you're like, I understand that, you know, like that's fucked.

Yeah. It's just fucked. Yeah. Maybe you were a runner before and now you're not. Never again. There are tons of things like that. And then the situations that doctors and nurses are put in the people who are medical professionals who have been infected themselves. It's just, it's just disgusting. I mean, like the evolution from, they're just fucking in the hospital and getting drunk to, they kill you and laugh at you. Just go fuck yourself. These people would have happily executed Clinton for Benghazi. Yeah. You know, yeah, like happily. They would have executed. They might even, yeah, they wouldn't even perhaps have laughed while they were strapped down.

Yeah. Yeah. Poor Charlie Daniels can't tweet about it anymore. No, poor guy. So look, that's shitty. And I think it's important to take those moments and be kind of serious about it because it is serious. It's awful. No, it's tragic. But there's also time to laugh. Like when Alex talks about Daleks with swabs and guns. It's too good. I have bad news for you. What's that? Are they back? The Daleks are back. Oh, we have an update. Okay. They have been disarmed. They have been disarmed. Did we deserve them? I think we did it. I think we left. We're leftist enforcers, Dan. I think we laughed too much at it that now the Daleks are not armed. That's good. No, it's not. It's terrible. No, that's fine. It's good on their part.

Get rid of the cars and make you ride those trains where there'll be the nice little checkpoints and the police officers with the little robots that come up that look like a dolly kind of Dr. Hoob. And there'll be armed cops behind them and a shovel swab and oh, here in the database, you go bye-bye to a secret COVID facility staffed by anti-fid doctors. Okay. You know, it's those small things that make me know he's listening. It's those small things where you're like, you knew the guns in the Daleks was too much. It was too funny and too stupid. It's too good. It was too good. You found out and we all know. Like Icarus, you flew too close to the sun with that one. The Daleks were great. The swabs were fantastic, but you had a compartment for the gun in it

and you've gone too far, sir. Yeah, you're into like hilarious territory. Exactly. And that's why now it's a fucking Dalek with a swab and there's cops with guns behind them. That's, that's somehow silly. That's silly as shit to me because now, now we're not just sending Dalek. Now we've increased our infrastructure costs. Well, certainly. Now you have cops who are working with Dalek partners. Sort of raises the question why you couldn't just have the cop swab people. I got a new movie for you. Sequel to canine cop. Dalek and Hanks. Solving crimes. I could see that. I would watch that. Yeah. So also we're, we're sort of really hyper focused on the Dalek and we're not talking about how there are Antifa murder hospitals. Well, sure. Sure. But I mean, we always know those are there.

We're leftist enforcers, Dan. We don't need to worry about that. Oh my God. Antifa murder hospital. I sometimes wish we were as cool as they think we are. I would love for that to be like the next Blumhouse movie or something. Like it could be like a real B kind of horror movie that caters to the conservative audience. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Antifa murder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then at the last moment they're like actually it was a false flag by the Nazis and the Antifa murder hospital was a Nazi. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm especially don't yell Nazis. If you're going to yell something bingo is justifiable. I'm pretty sure you can yell Nazis in a crowded theater. That was never settled. I just don't want the neighbors to get some sort of very

weird idea about what's going on. I do like the idea that they're that we're suddenly screaming like oh shit. Nazis showed up. So Alex has a new thing to complain about a new primary source. And we'll get into it a little bit after he talks about it. What I'm telling you is the truth. You just saw a UN Rockefeller lockstep plan put out 10 years ago when they put lockstep out on paper saying what you just saw with the woman in charge. She doesn't ever get to see her family. She can't travel. She gets meat once a year. Her husband's hooked into a robot machine. Her kids have chosen for them what they're going to be what they're going to do.

That wasn't some cartoon made by George Arwell saying oh this is terrible. They're saying this is good because they're showing children that. Since you asked the one day a year is on her birthday. Is it on her birthday. Okay good good. So this is a little thing called Plandopolis. And Alex is presenting this with no evidence and saying that it's or I mean it does exist. But he's without evidence he's claiming this is something that was forcefully shown to kids. Sure. And I think that you know it's possible that it might have been shown in some classrooms in an educational setting. But I'm certain he's making it up because it's a cartoon and it's believable that it could be shown in classrooms to indoctrinate the kids.

As somebody who knows his Miyazaki history I'm pretty sure that Orwell worked on Spirited Away. Perhaps. Yeah it could have been Nassica of the Valley of the Wind but I'm pretty sure it was Spirited Away. I have to say for Alex's sake he did fairly accurately describe this cartoon. Okay. All right. That's good. There is a woman who has there's limited travel. You can only have me on your birthday. Her husband is hooked up to a machine at work. Right. Not in the way that maybe you might fantasize that being. But anyway this is a video from a group called Forum for the Future. In 2011 they released a series of videos that sought to depict what the potential cities of the future could look like given trends that were existing then in the world.

Sure. As is Alex's habit he's found one that he thinks he can claim is prophetic and he's choosing to ignore the fact that there were four scenarios that this group depicted. The one Alex chose is closest to the things that he makes his audience scared of with a strongly centralized government, food rationing, etc. This was a scenario titled Plandopolis but there was also Communisity, Sprawlville, and Renewabod. These are each depictions of how city planning could evolve in a scenario where alternative energy sources were made primary and what life might look like depending on the strategies that are employed. None of this is meant to illustrate a plan. It's an exploration exercise as the people who put this together actually said explicitly.

Quote, Forum for the Future scenarios are not predictions or depictions of desirable futures which we wish to promote and they do not represent our vision of a sustainable future. They're pictures of different possible futures designed to help people understand the major trends that are shaping our world. They aim to challenge, inspire, and excite so that people feel motivated to plan for a better, more sustainable future. So again, this is almost exactly the same thing as the lockstep where he's taken that one plan, or not plan, one scenario out of the four and decided that's what they're going to do. They said they're going to do it. It's operation lockstep. Oh my god, Plandopolis is the plan. Now I'm not going to talk about Renewabod.

Well, don't worry about Renewabod. Although now the moment you said Renewabod, I got transported into the writer's room with the whiteboard and the million different city name puns. Yeah. And it's just, that's where I belong, Dan. Coming up with renewable names for different cities. Also Renewabod is what I'm going to think when I'm doing sit-ups. Sure, sure. So this is a bunch of nonsense, but I do think that it's probably going to be a very large piece of, it's probably going to be the next lockstep, the Plandopolis. And I think you'll probably hear a bit about it from other, but like the thing that was really weird is when I was looking into this, there were like reddit threads from 2012, 2015 about the, like this has made the rounds and

conspiracy circles for a while. We've been here before. Yeah, this isn't new. So here's where things get weird. Okay. This is Alex's last show. He gets into bell bottoms? No. Oh, it's his last show. Okay. And as such, he wants you to know that the, the globalists, they believe that they're getting messages from aliens. Sure. We know this. Yeah. That's what that, that's what they believe. They believe that he doesn't believe that. Yes. He's not crazy. No, this is what they believe. Exactly. He's reporting on this as a scientist. Yes. Now wait till the end of this clip. Okay. I know the globalists follow this. They believe they're getting interdimensional information. Just like in the movie Bucca Rubanzai, a great B movie. They believe they're getting

information over the ether to build this and they've been being sent the transmission forever. You can go back to the most ancient civilization 6,000 years ago in the Sanskrit and the hieroglyphs and they said we are made up of a double helix of snakes and, you know, they say that creatures came from the dog star serious to tell them this. First of all, we talked about that whole thing in a project Camelot episode. Yes, we did. That's an issue. Yeah. That's something he should think about. Second, if Alex believes that these aliens came down and told these, or these people did get this information that they couldn't possibly have from any other source, sure, then that would imply it isn't just what the globalists believe. Well, the globalists believe because it's true. Hold on.

And then they make the movie, you know, the new alien movies all about it. They are telling you all of this. Okay. And so they got a transmission. They built it. And it says kill everybody and I'll give you the final codes. Now, you know, Satan's a deceiver. Do you? And so obviously they're not going to be given Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates are not going to be given eternal life. They're so they're like Ham radio operators, you know, transmission from Japan or something. They're like excited. And they've gotten this information. And that's really what this is. Just like the Bible says there is a fallen just like the Bible says out of our sight, but another dimension

that free will that we're more advanced than, but we're in a embryonic stage, a larval stage. And if it can convince us to destroy ourselves, it will do it and take control and have us build its escape mechanism. And that's what this is. Okay. So the globalists believe that they're getting like promises from aliens who say you got to kill everybody and then we'll give you the final codes. And I'm, look, I know I sound crazy saying this, but that's just what they believe. Now, I should tell you that they are getting these messages from a trans dimensional demon that's sure in the Bible. And that's what's going on. Well, that's obvious. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That seems, I hate to be a dick. What about seems kind of like a technicality. This seems it does seem like

what he's saying is what he's saying is they believe, I'm not crazy. They believe that they're getting interdimensional messages when we all know it's a demon from the devil, from a different dimension, sending them messages. What don't they understand? Right? It's completely different. Now it might also be an alien. Sure. Yeah, this is silly. And we all know Satan's a deceiver. We all know Satan's a deceiver. That's taken as red. So, okay. So let's entertain this for one second. All right. Bezos, Gaetz. Not getting eternal life. Getting interdimensional messages that suggest to them that they will receive eternal life. Yes. Now is a real issue that they just haven't talked to Alex yet and had Alex be like,

no, no, no, no. That's the devil. You're not actually going to get eternal life. They're lying to you. Is that all we need? We just need to get Bezos and Alex in a room together. I think we do. No, we don't. I think we should. No. I think we should get them in a room together, put a big dome over it and never open it again. So it turns out you can talk to aliens or the devil. Sure. In a lot of ways. Yeah. You can take drugs. You can electrocute yourself. Could just dream. Alex later says you can just like do that thing where you choke yourself for a while. Oh yeah. I did that when I was young. So they're even getting everyone ready. Okay. And so it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on. And you can electrocute yourself. You can have your heart

stopped and do it. You can take DMT and do it. Put the controller back up and telling you to break through the other side. And boy, when they do it, do they break through. And in Buckaroo Banzai, the movie is telling you exactly what happens when he goes through the wall the other side. He don't come back the same dude. Yeah. So apparently Buckaroo Banzai, predictive programming about how you could commune with the devil. You know, I knew it was always going to come down to Robocop in one of his many roles. But I didn't expect it to be Buckaroo Banzai. That was too happy and joyful a film. Well, it turns out it also was full of very, very subtle messages about the devil. Oh, no, that'll happen. Yeah. Also,

you remember that episode where Alex was incoherent, fucked up on something? Sure. One of the questions from the reddit asked me anything was about Buckaroo Banzai. He's like, I've never seen it. Yeah. Probably he was, he was being cagey. He does not like revealing that he's a big nerd, which is so weird to me. Meanwhile, Buckaroo, Buckaroo Banzai is real. Is this like a there, but for the grace of God, could I have been Alex Jones if I was just so insecure about my nerdiness when I was in like fourth grade? Is that all it took? No, because I think you probably were. I think it would also require an inability to understand the things you were reading. There is that. I think that's such an essential piece of what makes Alex, Alex. Yeah. Like a

lack of reading comprehension. Just an inability to comprehend what you read. Yeah. Yeah. Mixed with a pretty high functioning like memory or recall, a pretty strong recall. Yeah, totally. But just not a, not a good understanding now. And I mean, don't get me wrong. Also being really insecure about totally. There's definitely that as well. I'm not really a big Star Wars fan. Anyways, let me start my show. Neighbors. Sorry. Can't do the Imperial March. Sorry. Just as bad as yelling Nazis and now I'm playing the Imperial March. So that's, that's trouble. That's neighbors trouble. So Alex has a plug here and this made me pretty sad. I didn't plug last hour. Speaking of last show, if I don't plug, we won't be here.

I am spending all the money we've got. I have expended much of our reserves going to Georgia and going to Arizona and going to DC. What a series of great investments. It's really got the achieved results out of Georgia, Arizona, DC, caravan really set the world on fire with that caravan. We're still hearing about it. The ripples of the caravan, the stop, the steel caravan. I mean, it's changed the political landscape. I'm going to say, I think pretty seriously, this will be maybe one of the few times, Dan, where you have absolutely like the caravanity project will live on forever long after the caravan has been forgotten. I don't believe that. I think you've done it. You've immortalized something.

I got a phone call. All right. Okay. Lieutenant Colonel. I can't say his name. I promised I wouldn't. Okay. He was telling me that he talked to Gavin Newsom and people on the West Coast, the highlights, the highlights, the biggest figures in West Coast politics. Sure. They're terrified that they're going to do another caravan. That's trouble. That's trouble head west. That is trouble. I can see Feinstein's bones jiggling. They're so afraid that Owen is going to draw crowds of tens of people they'll get all the way to Nevada. I mean, look, I don't believe that this is necessarily going to be what happens, but I do think that there would be a certain cosmic hilarity if like Alex

ends up going broke because of this bad. It'd be so great. It'd be so great. Look, we could have stayed on air another year, but I thought it was a good idea to send Owen to Baton Rouge. I want the armored car to take him down. I want that to be the thing. He's going to be living out of that armor. Such every bad boss that I've ever known. I know it said that I got a bunker going. It's actually just this tank. I got a bunch of beans in the tank. Every bad boss I've ever known has been just like that where it's like, guys, unfortunately we're only going to be able to do a small raise this year. It's just going to be a 2%. Anyways, I bought an armored van. We were going to fucking Florida like fuck off. Yeah,

you guys are the worst. Yeah. So Alex has a guest on, which I thought was weird. I was like, Hey, it's your last show. Do your fucking last show. Yeah. Don't have guests on unless it's Steve because he belongs on your last show or sure he has ruined your life. Right. He deserves to be there. He needs to be wearing a black robe over like behind him with a site. Yeah. No, it's not. It's not Steve. Dr. Patrick M. Byrne is on with us. I'm not going to go over his whole giant biob. He started a lot of big companies. I'm not going to again list them all. He was the CEO of Overstock and started that runs world stock.com was the first major online site to accept Bitcoin. So yeah, this Patrick Byrne, he was the CEO of Overstock until he had to resign

after it came out that he had an intimate relationship with Maria Butina, the Russian woman who pled guilty to conspiracy to act as a unregistered foreign agent. Yeah. And he had to resign because of that. Yeah, he was mixed up in some shit. After that, he had a bit of a public meltdown and said that the FBI forced him to have a relationship with her and he made a bunch of string. That's a good non sensical. I like that. I like that swing. Yeah. I don't care about Patrick Byrne. He's on just pushing the same sort of dominion. Sure. And also one thing that I find very interesting is that if he's to be believed, he's feeding information to Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell. So the information that they're

putting out, he's taken credit for. Okay. So you're telling me that somebody who lost his insanely, perhaps obscenely high paying job because of having an illicit affair with a foreign agent unregistered is now telling me several years later, I'm feeding information to Rudy Giuliani, someone who never, ever had any connection to any sort of Russian intelligence whatsoever, correct? Well, here's the problem. Like everyone's just full of shit. Yeah. And so I don't know if I believe that. Oh, I don't believe him at all. I'm just saying that that's a pattern of behavior. If true, not great. No. And it's not a good interview either. I don't really care because Alex has another guest on. And maybe this is somebody who should be on his last show, but come the fuck on.

Joining us for the next hour and 15 minutes ahead of Joel Scowson is the one, the only David. The turd in the pot himself. Wow. The guy who earlier on in his career, Alex would say is meant to make conspiracy thinkers and people who ask questions, give him a bad name. Yeah, make him look bad because he talks about lizards and shapeshifting folks and blood drinking and oh wait, I'm that now. Yep. I there's something actually kind of spiritually appropriate. No, I agree. The idea that on his last show, he's sitting here and just like kissing David Ike's ass. Exactly. I would, I would want more of like a reconciliation, a reconciliation, like a behind the music reconciliation at the end, you know, where they're both sitting there,

like, you know, we disagreed about a lot of stuff, but now I can see I'm also full of shit too. I think that there's two things. One, I would like to see a bringing back of people like Jason Bermas. Sure. And like Luke Radowski. Sure. Like these, these people from back way back when and just seeing how they get along now. Yeah, that'd be great. That would be a good last show. That'd be great. But I also think that this is really good too, because like Alex resented David Ike for a long time. Totally, totally. David Ike did not give a single fuck. It just did his thing. And I'm not saying like that's a good thing. No, it's terrible. The David Ike did his thing and didn't bend. He outlived him. Yeah. Yeah. And from the beginning

to the end. Yep. I mean, this isn't the last episode. Obviously Alex had a show on Wednesday. Of course. Of course. Like, of course, to the hypothetical last show. David Ike stands as a more successful, more popular, better situated figure in the conspiracy world than Alex could ever be. And Alex has now been brought low. He has had to bend. That's brutal. He had to bend the knee to, to someone like David Ike. Here's my pitch on Alex's actual last episode. We actually, we full on do a, this is your life, right? Sure. Where you have to hear the voice disembodied before you know who it is that's coming on there. I want to get so many different voices just to see how much he flinches, like hearing his former friend's voice just being like, oh,

shit, he's coming for me. What's happening? Oh God, he's behind me. Oh, no, I want to hear it. Like, you know, those were always very positive. We're like, oh my God, it's him who's talking to me. This would be very dark. You know, it'd be great is if Rapaport was a master of impressions and he could do like the voices of people who hate Alex now, like Webster Tarpley or something. Sure. And then he's like, oh no, Webster, is that you? No, it's just me. It's Rapaport. I'm fucking with you. It's still me. I'm in the bushes. We're on voice number 15. Alex, you should assume by now it's me. Oh God, I love you, Rapaport. You scared me. You had me scared there. Every time. Anyway, David Ike is here and basically what his big thing is, is a man,

there's no COVID. Yeah, of course. I've said since March, there is no virus. And I've, I've got more and more and more certain of that with every passing week. But even if you believe there is, on the basis of their, even their manipulated figures, which I say 100% manipulated, there is no deadly virus that affects the vast majority, overwhelming vast majority of people. And yet. Let me stop you. We gotta go to break it. I'll give you the floor, man. You're so on target. Okay. That's not the response you're supposed to have to David Ike coming on in and saying that there is no virus. I've been convinced of this the whole time. But let's stipulate that there is just be just in case some of your listeners are ready for the truth that there is no virus.

That's fitting for the last show for Alex to have a guest who's saying things that directly contradict literally everything that he believes and him being like, you're so on target. You got it. Nailed it, buddy. You're the best. We have one last clip here of David Ike from the final episode of the Alex Jones show. Sure. It's just go fuck yourself, David Ike. The SARS-CoV-2 virus has never been isolated and shown to exist. Simple, simple fact. There's no scientific paper on planet Earth that's appeared since it's apparently started in China that has shown the virus to exist through isolating it and isolating its genetic code.

This is absolutely not true and David Ike should be absolutely ashamed of himself for passing along this bullshit. I bet he's not. There is an article in the journal Emerging Infectious Diseases from June 2020 with the title, quote, severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 from patient with coronavirus disease United States. I'll read you this from the abstract, quote, we isolated virus from nasal pharyngeal and oral pharyngeal specimens from the patient and characterized the viral sequence replication process and cell culture tropism isolated virus. Yeah, this paper actually even discusses how they were able to take this isolated virus and create a full genome sequence, which they made quote available to the domestic and international

public health, academic and pharmaceutical sectors for basic research, diagnostic development, antiviral testing and vaccine development. David Ike actually goes on to bring up this study, which contradicts his point. There is no paper that shows this wild. It's not a problem for him though, because he then claims this paper is bogus citing the expertise of a guy named Tom Cowan, who's put out a video about how 5g is poisoning ourselves, creating fire. Also, Cowan is a holistic medicine guy whose medical license is currently on probation because quote, among other things, he had offered an unlicensed drug to a breast cancer patient without informing her. It wasn't approved for use. He also never saw the patient in person, nor did he review her

full medical file according to documents from the medical board of California detailing why he was to be disciplined. So I'm not going to listen to this dude. Anyway, go fuck yourself, David Ike. You're a real pile of shit. And it's fitting that Alex would have you as a guest on your last show on a scale of one to five Hitler mustaches. Two, two months. I think that's too probably. Yeah, probably too low. I think a lot of yeah, but one Hitler mustaches still one too many. I mean, it's really about how you look at the scale. You know, I like that's one of those things. I know there are limits. I don't see how saying on a show right now that the virus isn't real is any different from yelling fire in a

crowded theater. Sure. You know, like that's just the reality of the situation. Yeah, yeah. There's no difference. You're killing people. Yeah. I agree with you except for, I don't know, just the ability to make direct lines. You know, if you yell fire in a crowded building, obviously you see the effects, the immediate effects of it. Whereas this is so it's much harder to trace direct people who were affected. Sure. And this is the reason that they behaved in the way they did. But I agree. You can't contract, but trace bullshit. I agree with you in concept. But I don't know what the answer to that is. I don't, I don't, I hate it. I think it sucks. Murder Hornets. Murder Hornets. Yep. How about this? Okay.

Daleks. I like it. What would we put in our Dalek compartments? Hornets. Okay. Take the swab. Didn't take the swab. Release. Murder Hornets. Yeah, exactly. All right. It'd be so weird if it was just like, all right, take the swab. No, I won't. What comes up? Cake. What? Folja. What the fuck? Thank you, Dalek. Ah, but the cake is a bomb. Shit. Damn it. Yeah. So I don't know. I gotta say, I admire Alex for doing his last show. You know, like he said he was going to do it. Sure. I don't admire what he did though. Again, I think we're running into this a lot. Yeah. We could do this better than him. Internally. If you have this opportunity to do your last show, don't just do your show. Yeah. Don't talk to Patrick Byrne about dominion

conspiracies that'll be stale tomorrow. Yeah. Don't do an interview with David Ike where it just becomes transparently clear how much you've betrayed your own sort of beliefs in your career. Yeah. Do something that is like retrospective. I honestly think like just revisiting end game would have been amazing. Probably. That would have been amazing. That really would have been so confused by some of the theories that he had. He wouldn't remember half of it. Great. And you know he wouldn't have prepared. No. He would think that he knew everything about his film. Totally. And then he realized he has no idea what he was making that movie about. Back in the booth. Pull up the bibliography on this. What? Fill in later. Why didn't people fill this in? What the

fuck? Can you even do that? Wait a second. I can't pull up this in card a page. What the fuck is going on? Somebody get that in card a disk from way back in my life. Or maybe this bibliography sucks. Oh wait. It was me. Oh shit. Yeah. I would I would be interested in something like that or even blowing hard for a couple hours just about like the northern lights. Yeah. Full on three hours of esoteric Alex tossing out all kinds of theories about all kinds of shit. It needs to be something that can live as a document. Yeah. You know like if you're doing this and it's something you clearly have talked about doing as an idea for a long time and you say the day before I'm finally going to do this thing this last episode this hypothetical last episode it's got

to be a concept episode and it just wasn't. No. It just wasn't. It was flat. The guests were terrible. The stuff's embarrassing. Like if it's to be remembered as his last episode he's you know getting shit wrong all over the place. He's his big message is the the left are our chumps. Sure. Great. Great. He's talking about how if you go to a hospital for covid antifa will murder you and they're in their murder docs. That's going to stand the test of time. He's rambling about Plandopolis. Sure. Which is already again it's a conspiracy that stale almost as soon as it comes out of his mouth. The obvious thing that his last show should be. What's that. Just a movie roundup. All the movies that he is based all of his bullshit on. He just

starts playing clips man. He does a full on clip show of like hey you remember this conspiracy theory. This one's from oblivion. All right. All right. Now let's move on to this next one. Hey you remember this one. Logan's run. You guys ever see that. That's a classic but he does do that as he does it. I mean you were sure. Rubon. Sure. Sure. Totally. But I'm talking about comprehensive. Like do the whole filmography. Turn it into AMC. Also let me just say dangerous message to send on your show that you can talk to demons or aliens if you electrocute yourself because what if somebody listening wants to talk to those aliens. Well that's true. What if people listening end up electrocuted themselves. Never occurred to me that I should try any of those

things. Well now. But now I obviously need to. Yeah. I give this two thumbs down again like the caravan. It's just another thing that gets me so fucking excited. And then he's such a bust. I know. It's such a let down. I know. Alex cannot help but be disappointing. But I I should say I'm back to where I like to be which is I'm ready to be disappointed consistently. Sure. Sure. There was a stretch where I was very much just like it's getting tiresome that I'm being disappointed over and over again. Yeah. Now there's a bit more charm up to it. I can't help but think that it's all just because I'm building things up again. I have a theory that some of that is about your excitement is both yours and also anticipation

of the excitement of you telling it to me because even now I can see it in your eyes when you are getting excited about the feeling you had whenever he was like I'm going to do my last show tomorrow. I saw it in your eyes in the moment. Well mostly well mostly because you immediately could tell that that was. Oh well yeah. What I was what I was excited about. I feel like yeah there is there's there. Yeah there's some anticipation to that. Sure. Sure. You know yeah Dalek's with guns still good. Anyway I mean I guess our show is over too now. Alex has done his last show. You think those cops would begin to view the Dalek as a partner you know if I understand anything from globalist texts and by that I mean short circuit. Sure. Yes. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. There's also a lot of blatant racism in that wall. Globalist document. Wally. Sure. Sure. Yeah I don't know. Anyway we'll be back because our show isn't over and neither is Alex's. This is all just dumb bullshit on his part. Trying to get attention pathetic but he had to do it eventually. You know what I'd love. We're recording this on Wednesday because holiday and such but I would love if today's show on Wednesday. I do know that he did one but I haven't listened to it. Sure. Sure. I would love if it started yesterday I tried to do my last episode. I really fucking punted. I screwed up. I'm going to do my real last episode today. That would be great. I would give anything for him to do a whole week of that.

Yeah. Each time. Each time. Look last time I thought I did better but you know what third time's a charm. I realized in hindsight it was embarrassing to have David Ike on for an hour and then kisses his ass on the last show and I should by all accounts think he's a total weirdo. Yeah. Hey we're going to do this again. Also Steve Jenner complained that he didn't get booked. Yeah. Like a like an aspiring comic. He got mad that he didn't get the call. So we're going to do it from the top. It is. It is fitting if this is also why Rob do's got to feel bad that he wasn't on the last show Rob do doesn't need to be on the last show. You've got a he's been he's been there forever. Come on. Yeah. Anyway we'll be back. Indeed we will. But until then we have a website.

We do have a website. It's knowledge fight dot com. Yep. We're also on Twitter. We are on Twitter. It's at knowledge underscore fight and at go to bed. Jordan rolls on Facebook. We are on Facebook. We like down sure. I too. And if you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work. We will be back. But until then I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I'm Daryl Rundis. I'm a surf. Not a Smurf. Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.