Knowledge Fight - #508: December 1-2, 2020
Episode Date: December 4, 2020Today, Dan and Jordan check back in on the #79DaysOfHell on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Steve Pieczenik and Roger Stone try to out-bullshit each other, and Alex does such a sad, disappoi...nting job with a scoop that Dan considers becoming a documentarian.
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Hey everybody welcome back to Knowledge Fight I'm Dan
I'm Jordan
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Jordan
I have a quick question for you
What's up?
What's your bright spot today?
My bright spot might be a little bit disappointing but it's again Assassin's Creed Valhalla
I've been taking my time playing it casually
Yeah
One of the things that I found really interesting about the game is without giving any spoilers or anything
I find myself playing this game and having more moral choices than I have in a lot of other games in the past
That's fair
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And part of it is there are choices that you can make that I'm almost certain will not affect the game at all
Sure, sure
But I feel bad about it
They affect you
Absolutely
I don't know if it's just that I have not been exposed to games that do that well in the past
But I feel a lot more like these little things that you run into when you're roaring around the world
Totally
It's a little thing like you could rip somebody off if you want to and no one will ever know but you'll know
You will know
Yeah
Absolutely
I enjoy that
Makes me feel bad
The game situations in the game where I realized like later on I had just finished a quest and later on I was playing another one
And I was like
I feel bad about what I did to that guy
I think it was the right thing to do
But you know what?
It doesn't make me feel good
You failed the test, bro
So I enjoy that
It makes the game play a little more fun
And especially because I want to give a bright spot to Age of Calamity
The Hyrule Warriors
But I just can't
You just can't
Disappointed
I started dabbling in it a little bit because, you know, I can't not
Sure
Apparently I'm a gamer, bro, now
That's what happened
That's what happened
It happened so quick
You can't go outside and all of a sudden we're gamer gators
Yeah
It's too late
I didn't say gamer gator
No, I'm pretty sure that's what you said
I said I'm a gamer, bro
I know
I'm just kidding
I guess my feeling on it is it's fun
The Age of Calamity is fun
And if anybody enjoys it, I don't think you're wrong too
Sure
I just kind of had expectations of more of a Dynasty Warriors-esque game
And I just did that itch wasn't scratched
Or it hasn't been
But it's still fun for what it is
So I can't give it a bright spot
Gotta keep it on the moral choices
Stay the course
Yeah
With Valhalla
How about you?
Maybe adjacent, Dan
I went to a board game store
Oh, yeah
Uh-huh
It was very exciting
I was looking for
We had played together
A board game called Mysterium
Yes
Which I found very enjoyable
So I was like, you know what?
I think I'm going to get into cooperative board games
I'm going to find all of those
We're going to play them together
It's going to be fantastic
So I went to a board game store
A guy who was very, very helpful
Knew everything about board games
And card games in the assorted
And I was like, hey
I need some help getting a board game
I'm just starting to get into this
And he was like, okay
This one is super accessible
It's called Mansions of Badness
Brought it home
There's like 4,000 pieces
You need a companion app
For a goddamn iPad
There's damage rolls and shit
There's a whole thing on it
Great
And I was like, this is very exciting
I don't think we're ever going to play that
I don't think we're ever going to play that
And accessible is a different definition
But I'm very excited about it
Well, now that you've brought it up
People are going to want us to play it
On a live stream or something
I don't know if we're going to be able to do that
Probably not
But that is fun
I like board games
There's a lot of fun
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it
Yeah, for sure
So Jordan, today
I've got something I'm looking forward to
That is a nutty ass show
From Alex
I like it
Today we're going to be going over December 1st and 2nd
2020
I'm Dan, this is 2020
Oh, hooray
That is Tuesday and Wednesday this week
And I was gonna
Look, here's the deal
As I was getting this episode ready
We record on Thursdays
And on Thursday
Alex dropped a big episode
With him and Joe Rogan
In the Info War Studio
Of course
And of course
This rises
The bat signal
But it doesn't quite rise it in the same way
As Alex being on Rogan's show
Because it's probably not going to be nearly as interesting
No
I don't care about Joe Rogan being interviewed
By somebody
What does he have to say
That I'm going to be interested in
From an interview perspective
Alex is interesting
What's it like having a hundred million dollars
Alex is interesting on Rogan
Because he's desperately trying to steal Rogan's audience
And he's trying to impress upon them
That he knows things
And that he is a guru
They should follow away from Joe
Exactly
Joe being on Info Wars
Is not that interesting
Joe's probably just going to be like
Remember when we wore those masks
And ran around Austin
We're such friends
I don't know
So
Whereas Alex being on Rogan
Requires an emergency episode
We got to get ahead of that thing
This
I don't fucking know
I don't know if anyone will care
I don't think this is a tree falling in a forest
And no one's there
I don't know if that makes a sound
Did you hear about it beforehand?
No
I am going to listen to it
And if it's worthwhile
It'll be our episode for Monday
For sure
And if it's not
Then we'll just see what's going on now
It's a regular show
But I know that by the time this episode is out
People might be aware of the fact
That Rogan did a four fucking hour episode
What an asshole
So we'll see on that
But before we get down to business
On today's episode
Which like I said
A lot of fun
There's a lot of
I'm excited
Stupid
I'm excited
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So real quick
before we get going
with the actual episode
we gotta take a look at the mail bags
Zee up
In here
we got a nice little
thing from Cassandra S
Oh!
Jordan, you have a little box
in front of you
I do
Cassandra sent me
a Alex Jones coloring book
which I will try to pretend
does not exist
because it's supposed to be
I mean coloring books are for kids, right?
Right, right, right
This is terrifying
They're adult coloring books now
that's a bad, no phenomenon
that people enjoy
I think I have a Cthulhu coloring book
and that's probably not for kids
but Alex seems more horrified
It's not for boring kids
Whoa, this is intense
Elliott's espresso nib peanut butter
Nut butters grown up
This is intense
Whoa
Do you see the coloring
and everything on this?
Yeah, yeah
It looks like you got
peanut butter, chocolate
and espresso
And espresso, yeah
It looks like that's what's going on
That's a weird butter
Oh, yeah, it looks like
you have to shake it up
Oh, man
I don't
I feel like you have some
reticence about sort of
extravagant butter
You know, I'm excited
to taste this
Extravagant nut butters
That's the problem
that I'm seeing with this
What's that?
It's not even distribution
I think you just got to stir it
I think you're right
but it's looking like
there's just weird black chunks
at the bottom
Yeah, those are like cocoa pieces
or espresso
Coco nibs
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm excited
I'm going to try it
I look forward to a full report
It looks delicious
Thank you so much, Cassandra
Yes, thank you very much
All right, so here we go
We're jumping in
December 1st
Alex opens the show
with a video
from the night before
Okay
He had some big breaking news
and he had to get down to it
It's Monday night
We've been working on this story
for two weeks
and now the whistle-blower
has given us the authorization
to go forward with the information
you are about to see
This is the first report
and several are going to be breaking
with the documents
if MSM challenges this
in any way
This is such a perfect way
for Alex to do business
I love this so much
because of how painfully transparent
it is
I don't even know
and I don't need to know
what this is about
or what this alleged whistle-blower
is claiming
because I know how this is set up
This isn't how this kind of journalism works
when it's being done sincerely
Sure
If there actually was a whistle-blower
and there actually were documents
that proved whatever it is they're claiming
it would be all released as a story
The documents would be provided
to help give credibility
to the claims that the whistle-blower
was making
because otherwise it's just a person
making claims
that you aren't really able to fully assess
Think about it
In any conceivable world
can you imagine Glenn Greenwald
meeting with Snowden
then announcing that he has a whistle-blower
who's ready to make a bunch of claims
and if anybody challenges them
that's when the documents come
It's fucking absurd
I think it's a great idea
You keep it in your plus two bag of holding
until you need it
Nonsense
It wakes perfect sense
Never would have acted like that
because they had documents
and they had a story
That did help them
Yeah
Without knowing anything about this whistle-blower
or the claims
I refuse to believe that anyone would behave this way
unless this was an incredibly desperate bluff
If we are challenged on it
If we are challenged on it
What does that even mean?
You gotta quantify that
If somebody says
Hey, what are you talking about?
They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
That's not a challenge
If you have a story
you'd never hold back the thing
that proves your story
promising to release it only if you have to
That schoolyard bully
or entry-level extortionist shit
I will tell you guys about Deep Throat
the moment someone asks
but until then, you just gotta believe it
Also, this goes entirely against Alex
his entire career's guiding principle
He's often told guests
that if they have information
they have to get it all out
or else they're putting themselves at risk
Alex constantly says that his guests
don't tell him anything off-air
they don't say on-air
because he doesn't want to have secret information
that other people know he has
since that's when things get dangerous
Exactly
Knowing secrets is okay
and it's too late
once you've already spilled a secret
but having people know that you know a secret
and that you haven't said anything
puts a target on your back
Dangerous, dangerous
This is the gate of gates all over again
This is exactly what happened back in 2011
when Alex interviewed Bob Chapman
Bob implied that he had secret intel on Ronald Reagan
which Alex insisted he needed to say on-air now
because he said that he had these secrets
and he was in danger
if he didn't get it out in the open
Then Bob said that he'd seen a video of Reagan getting pegged
and Alex got weirded out and disappointed
that it wasn't something more communist
Getting on-air and saying that he has proof
he'll produce if pushed back on is anathema
to Alex's entire career's methodology
It's not anathema to a really sadly broken idiot
trying to bluff that he has a bombshell story
that's actually a dud
and I say that knowing nothing
I could tell you that without knowing any other thing
about where this clip goes
Show me Reagan getting pegged and then I'll believe you
So I was like alright
I don't give a shit
He could have said anything afterwards
and I would have been disappointed
If you start by saying we have all the proof
and if Brian Stelter tries to get Mavie with me
I'll release the proof
I'll do it
No
Well then why not release it now
Does he address that at all?
Why he's waiting for someone to challenge it?
I think he likes to be tricky
He likes to set traps
It's just a little fun
No, it's because he has nothing
Anyway this is about
Actually, let's see
Do you think you can guess?
I think I can guess what the whistleblower
whose documents might be coming out
and this would have been Sunday night
No, Monday night
I want to say
it's got something to do with Michigan
That's interesting
That's what I'm going to go with
Yeah, I was surprised too
I really thought this would be something election related
Yeah, this is a little disappointing
I kind of forgot that Alex is spinning multiple plates
See, I was caught on my back heel
when I was like, oh, this is a COVID thing
It's almost kind of ridiculous
that people are still denying COVID
I mean, it's not almost kind of weird
It's insanely ridiculous
It was ridiculous before
It seems like this isn't what the season is
on your show, Alex
That's kind of what I was thinking
It seems like you got bigger issues
Why are you opening the show with this?
He said 79 days of hell and we're doing
Okay, yeah
He gets to talking about this whistleblower here
and this is kind of
I don't think I believe this
This individual is involved in the management
of 35 hospital network in western Pennsylvania
The UPMC
is the name of the company
UPMC stands for the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center
and the network actually includes more than 35 hospitals
Their website includes 36 hospital campuses
but they also have a satellite hospitals
around that they manage
that are included in the network
The bottom line about UPMC
is that it is a giant entity
Their board of directors and executive team
are all publicly listed
and I would definitely try and track down
who Alex is talking about
but I'm sure it's not someone on that level
I started to listen to this
I'm like you got these documents you're never going to fucking produce
You're going to forget this even happened in a week
I'm not going to amplify
the disappointment by trying to figure out
which name on this list
you're trying to allude to
I'm not going to read the chicken bones
that I've thrown down on the ground
I think you should have to
ignore that entirely
For you to engage with it
he must produce one document
that you can research
He's trying to get around you specifically
I've gone so far
as to find a list of names of the people
he's pretending this is and that's good enough for me
That's too much work
You're giving him too much credit
Well let's actually hear what this
almost certainly fake person
has to say
During the latest so-called surge
of COVID-19
where they claim the hospitals are all overwhelmed
we've got to have a lockdown again
they went from 96 beds
to around 600
that is only 10%
of the capacity they have
just for COVID-19
and their hospitals are basically wide open
and here's the most important point
No deaths of
the 600 people
Most patients stayed overnight
for observation because they tested positive
Media will say hospitalization patients
have surged over 600%
but it's the test
that's been turned up 45 times
and German courts have ruled
that it is a fake test
96% of the time
So Alex is reading off
a bit of an info wars article there
but he's also just making up a lot of stuff
and throwing it in
Here are the parts of that clip that do not
even appear in the info wars article
about this whistleblower
and one can only presume Alex is just saying these things
to try and imply or associate them
with the whistleblower
which is incredibly irresponsible
This article says nothing about anyone saying
all the hospitals are overwhelmed
The circumstances would obviously be different
to different areas where there are varying
rates of infection that lead to hospitalization
and varying levels of available medical
resources
This article does not say that this 600 beds
represents 10% of the hospital's capacity
According to the American
hospital directory, the hospitals that are
listed as part of UPMC
they add up to having
7371 beds
but the number that's cited in the blurbs
some that I can find about the network are
8000 which I think is probably reasonable
Sure, sure, sure
600 would actually be less than 10% of that capacity
but it's kind of a meaningless statistic to discuss this way
as we don't have any
information about the distribution
of the needed beds
We don't know where the beds are
at various hospitals
nor do we know how many of these beds are ICU beds
or airborne
isolation beds
As of November 20th
there were 17% availability
on the latter bed type
which is enough to worry people
This is not something
that could be easily captured by a simple statistic
but that's what Alex is trying to do
which is, you know, also
in addition to the article
it's not in there, the 10% of their beds
I don't know if he's
making that up or
I don't know, it doesn't appear to be coming from this whistleblower
a light whistleblower
I'm not tossing in that
As for the no deaths thing among
600 hospitalized individuals
I would be interested in seeing proof of that
Pittsburgh is an Allegheny county
and on Tuesday
when the day this is coming out
18 people died with COVID-19 in that county
but UPMC has hospitals in other counties
too which also have registered deaths
I just don't know anything about this claim
and I just would need to see
whatever documents Alex is with
so I guess I challenge it
I suppose that's the only thing you can do
Yeah, I'm not MSM
Okay, we challenge you to produce
the documents
Is that all I have?
Yeah
The stuff about the test being turned up 45 times
does not appear in the article about this whistleblower
and it seems to be Alex
is putting words in their mouth
Similar things I could say about the nonsense
about the German courts
What Alex is doing here is he's taking a very boring
supposed whistleblower claim
to make it seem more bombshell
If you read the actual article on this
all the person appears to be claiming
is that the hospitalization in the UPMC system
went up from 96 to
600 beds that were occupied
during this last period that's being characterized
as a surge
No specific data is given about these patients
just that, quote, patients were kept in observation
overnight and no deaths resulted
This is non-specific
to the point of being meaningless
but Pennsylvania has a database where you can find
information about county level hospital bed availability
which can give you a sense
of the picture if you want
In the last available report
in the entirety of the state
there are 4,290 adult ICU beds
total
Of those, 695 are available
which is 16%
Yeah
There's other, you know
a good look at the other statistics too that you want
but there's one, there's 16%
of ICU beds are available
in the entire state of Pennsylvania
I can't stress this enough
this is not a whistleblower delivering meaningful information
and if you read on
through the InfoWars article about this
you can see what's going on
quote, if you start with 5 patients
to 25 the media will say
there's a 500% increase in cases
sounds terrifying, right?
This article is essentially
InfoWars trying to explain how numbers work
to their audience while also trying to make them distrustful
and suspicious about percentage science
Sure, a 600% increase
sounds scary but it could just be
like 20 more people so who cares
it's no big deal
but this line of argumentation
is really not good because a jump
from 5 cases somewhere to 25
would definitely be a bad sign
I don't know if you remember
what the numbers were like early on
in the coronavirus
days but if there had been a jump
like that in February people would
rightly have been worried about it
and if you're in a small town
let's say that has 5 cases right now
and tomorrow there's 25
that would be a big deal
and it would definitely be an indication of deep community transmission
What Alex is attempting to do here
is make this reality of rising
COVID cases and hospitalizations
not worry his audience by taking the numbers
and shrinking them
it's baffling really because
even for Alex this is a little insulting
to his audience's intelligence
this is him banking on them not
feeling really talked down to
by bringing in a fake whistleblower
to explain how percentages work
this is really elementary stuff
and it's kind of degrading
I don't think highly of his audience either
but this is insulting
Hey, if you only take the first few
little bits of a logarithmic scale
it looks not scary at all
it's the last part of the parabola
if you just ignore the last part of the parabola
where it goes
real fast
it's fine
you don't have to worry about it
a 500% increase could be
1 to 5
or it could be a lot more
wow, you can't prove that though
I don't even know
what kind of charade is being
alright, let's start here
if you multiply 2 by 2
that's so much
but that's only 4
and if you multiply that by 2
it's 16 and that is quite a bit more
than if you multiply that by 2
it's 32 and then it's 64
and then it's 128
holy shit man
so Alex keeps on going on
this has nothing to do with the whistleblower
but he's just now attacking
the idea of testing
you've seen the big reports about the famous female CEO
that had a test that could find cancer
in your blood
it was incredible and they made hundreds of billions of dollars
and it turned out it was all scam
that's what this PCR scam is
and the inventor of it came out
and said just that
so a couple of things real quick
Kerry Mullis the inventor
of the PCR test died on
August 7th, 2019
he did not come out and say anything
about the PCR test for COVID-19
being a fraud which is what Alex is trying to imply
so here is the clip
that Alex immediately after
plays of comments that
Kerry Mullis has made
to find this virus in you
at all
and with PCR if you do it well
you can find almost anything in anybody
it starts making you believe
in the sort of Buddhist notion
that everything is contained in everything else
because if you can amplify
one single molecule
up to something that you can really measure
which PCR can do
then there's just very few
molecules that you don't have
at least one single one of them in your body
is a misuse of it just to claim
that it's meaningful
so that's the entire clip that Alex plays
of Mullis
this comment is out of context
it's from a question and answer session
that Mullis did about using PCR testing
to detect HIV back in 1993
a lot of the stuff sounds
applicable to the current pandemic
but it's really not
the most damning you could make this quote
out to be is to understand
that maybe Mullis
is expressing that this form of test isn't good
for determining the quantity
of something in somebody
rather it detects the presence or absence of it
you could do that I guess
it's important to understand the context
of these comments that he was making though
because it sounds like what he's saying
is that if you look at people you can find any disease
in them but that's not the case
he's talking about HIV patients
and specifically about how if you have that virus
there's a good chance you may have
others and maybe many others
he literally says that almost
exactly after where Alex cuts
the clip off
you don't need to test for HIV
you don't need to test for the other 10,000
retroviruses that are unnamed
also in the subject
somebody that's got HIV
generally is going to have almost anything
that you can test for because they have
definitely but HIV is a fairly rare
virus
at the beginning of Alex's clip Mullis says
if they find this virus in you at all
in PCR if you do it well
you can find almost anything in anybody
it's selectively edited to make it sound
like Mullis is saying that using PCR
doctors can find any virus in anyone
in its proper context
which Alex deprives the audience of
it's clear that the virus that he's referring to
when he says if they can find this virus
in you at all
he's talking about HIV
and his contention that if you can find HIV
in a person
his contention is that you can find most viruses
probably
also not to get too far off track here but
Kerry Mullis though the inventor of PCR
testing is not someone who's remembered
super well in the field of HIV and AIDS
as he was a denialist
of the conclusion that HIV
causes AIDS
the point that's relevant to our situation though
today is that Alex's clip that he's using
of Mullis to attack the use of PCR
for COVID-19 testing is completely
out of context and doesn't mean anything
the complaint that Alex is making
about PCR testing here isn't about
COVID-19 specifically it's about the entirety
of PCR as a testing method
and he's expecting the audience to believe
that the inventor of PCR
testing who won a Nobel
prize for the discovery
has said that it doesn't actually do anything
to find anything in anybody with it haha
it's a little bit rich I would assume he said that
after he got the Nobel
I don't think part of your
campaign for the Nobel is honestly this thing
doesn't do shit at all I dunked on you fools
yeah right
what is he saying that it's a trick
ya ha ha
surprise I'd like to thank the Nobel
board for being so fucking dumb
I think the thing that
that's quite an accepted speech
I just I think the problem that I have is
he didn't tell me that the video was from 93
like if you tell me anything
about any testing
like if this is from
years old if it happened before
an iPhone
then I don't know if I can use
I don't care yet you know what I'm saying
well yes and no
it's not perfect it's not like the way
anybody should live their lives but if you're
talking about PCR testing in 2020
versus something that
Akai said before the iPhone
happened I kind of think that I don't care
sure you know yeah if you
are using science from when
grunge was king yeah
if science hasn't
advanced since then
we're in trouble yeah if counting
crows were cool when the science
was around I'm not
interested
it's a long November
so Alex is playing this
it is November good good stuff
thanks buddy this is my November
it's my December damn it's a Lincoln
Park song anyway
Alex is playing this special report
of his he just cuts off in the middle
of it they're banning medical doctors
and epidemiologists virologists
and scientists who come out and point all this
out because they want to use this hysteria
for what what do they want to use the hysteria
for I was overwhelmed
because this episode started with him talking
about this giant whistleblower who has the
documents that they'll be revealed if
anybody flexes and then it just
cuts off in the middle and like wait a second
maybe that wasn't important
maybe that was filler I guess that sounds
a little bit like he didn't really care about
that I got tricked into
researching filler
you got Nobel Prize my friend
yeah I was like oh wait a second
alright
anyway Alex is just late for the show
of course but apparently you're supposed to take that
seriously sure there is a whistleblower
but it okay and it got
cut off in the middle because Alex finally showed up
to the office sure sure he was busy
oh okay I have been preparing for this
broadcast since 6 a.m. this morning
and the news
is so massive so over the top so
dangerous what about the whistleblower
able to go on until 12 minutes into the
transmission that was five minutes ago
yeah
so okay Alex had to take the verse 12
minutes off because he was so busy
working on this news since 6 a.m.
yep you're so busy that he had to distract
me with another gigantic
bombshell story huge bombshell
story unfortunately we can't spend any
time on it no because this other story is
the biggest news ever a bigger you've
talked about things that project Veritas
is broken you've talked about things that
Breitbart's broken we've talked about things
Dr. Carlson is broken all of which are the world
when they do big things to say they've broken
the biggest thing ever
this isn't about credit but but I have to tell
you we are breaking information
on this show today
that is the biggest thing
ever
broken concerning
this fraudulent election what happened
Alex has the number one okay
biggest go to bed
James O'Keeffe but I really feel like
the whole Germany's courts
invalidating all testing
as 96% fraud
I think that's a way bigger story than any
election so there are people dying around
the world millions of them I mean Alex
would make that argument on another day
oh okay but he was
late because he was working on this gigantic
it's fair I miss I messed up
and everything is going
really crazy okay
on the first uh-huh because there's
there's you know
Trump's attorney
Lynn Wood is going
baddie talking about how Trump needs to declare
martial law doing great
lawyers that's what you want them saying
Sidney Powell and
Rudy are going
going buck wild they're fantastic no I'm
glad they're getting paid a lot of money
just just a lot of nutty stuff
is happening so I wasn't sure
what this big news Alex had to break was
literally anything could be I thought this was
it but it's not but I found
this clip incredibly charming
but let me just drop it on you right now
info wars dot com live show feed
headline must watch
Tuesday live
that's got a typo
that's okay top
lawyers
advise Trump to declare
martial law hold new election
and that headline just went out minutes ago
my typo
let's get that fixed please
some quaint about that
but I appreciate it
that's uh he knows that he did that
yeah he knows that that was his typo
you know what can't get too mad about it
you guys somebody please fix that
please uh make up
if it was if it was someone else's fault
I'd lose my shit and kill everybody here
well he would be super furious but
he'd also be telling you how not mad he was
there's something kind of quaint
about just him being like
there's a typo there
yeah that is uh
that's one of those small refreshing human moments
where you're like you know what at least you got that one
I am about to get on air and talk about
how it actually is really cool that
Trump is being told to declare martial law
sure ah shit I made a typo there
it's like when a tweet goes viral
and it's got a typo in it
like oh no
I could never take it back
no it's been screen-shotted
it's interesting because you're talking about this human moment
there and I think
that one of the things that made this episode
uh in the content
we were gonna get into
particularly like in like kind of
I don't know elevated to me a little bit
there's a little bit of pathos
in here okay there's a little bit
like I don't I don't want to make you
or the audience or anybody feel
any kind of pity or sympathy sure
or empathy for Alex
of as a you know
as an actor in this world at all
but I think that there's
a point there's a point in this
December 1st episode where you can't help
but feel like
god damn this is sad
hey we all still appreciate Macbeth
he wasn't a good guy but we can feel the pathos
of his choices sure
there is a tragedy to this episode
exactly that's what I'm saying yeah
that's what I'm seeing and it all begins
in this next clip
oh that's a that's a scandal
there's a lot going on in there
and I really enjoyed it because this
like for it's been a while but it felt
like this is really a conspiracy I could
dig into okay okay good so apparently
the company that owns Dominion
uh they got a bunch of money
from the Chinese government
they got a bunch of money
they got a bunch of money from
the Chinese government
they got a bunch of money from
the Chinese government
a bunch of money from the Chinese government
or something sure this is amazing
in these kinds of cases
the first thing I like to do is I like to go
to info wars and see what the articles
there actually say
and actually this was an instance
literally unlike any that I think I've
ever encountered and that's because
this article includes links
to five pdf documents
that are apparently used to prove
their case wait I've never seen
five five five five
I've never seen not one link
to a zero hedge
I've never seen embedded
like documents full on docs crazy
okay four of them are apparently
sec documents that have the following
disclaimer on top of them in big letters
wee wee wee
quote
it's a good paper
quote the securities and exchange commission
has not necessarily reviewed the information
in this filing and is not determined if it's
accurate and complete the reader should
not assume that the information is accurate
and complete I don't
hear any difference between what you read
and what I said yeah they're very similar
this is not a good start
so that's four of them and the
fifth is a link that goes to a Reuters
article okay this is
not great in terms of documents
but there was another problem that
immediately jumped out at me
the article begins with this sentence
quote an investigation into
sec filings has revealed that
the firm which owns dominion voting
systems received 400 million dollars
from a Swiss bank with close links
to the Chinese government less
than a month before the election
in that clip we just heard Alex said that
the White House had asked him to
look into this three weeks ago
and then he hired a firm to do the research
where it all falls
apart is there there's an editor's
note at the end of the article
they've got to get rid of the things
quote a previous version of this
article incorrectly credited a particular
research firm for performing this
investigation that information was
erroneous and this article has been
updated to correct that we apologize
for the confusion okay so the
research firm was not involved
whatsoever well it's certainly getting confusing
now isn't it yeah it does seem to be that way
this is amazing and it definitely indicates a problem
an archived copy of this article
from before the correction credits
the investigation to quote Austin
security and investigation solutions
this is a real company but based
on their website they don't appear to be a research
firm they're more like the kind
of people you get to do an unofficial
stakeout or help you make court filings
okay maybe like when
Alex had people following his wife around
right right right so it's the type of place
that also sells nanny cams if you're
in the store they've got some stuff
for you suspect a little
freelance investigation suspect someone's cheating
maybe stake out their apartment
that's a type of deal and their hard
boiled detectives Dan the only thing I
can conclude is that either Alex is making
up that some group did this research
to make it seem more official or
he needed this company's
help to find SEC filings and then he
tried to credit them for the conclusions he
arrived at and they told him keep our name
off this shit that sounds right I'm
not gonna address the reality
or falsity of any of the claims
about this conspiracy
while I explain it to you just for the
sake of simplicity alright okay
according to Alex Dominion is owned by
a company called staple street capital
okay this group received 400
million dollars from a company called UBS
securities UBS securities
is a Swiss investment bank that
also owns a company called UBS
securities company limited
which is an investment bank that caters to the
Chinese market UBS
owns approximately 25% of this
Chinese investment bank with the Chinese
government being the other owner
through a number of other
entities okay so the
conspiracy here is that the parent
company of Dominion got
some money from a Swiss investment bank
which also owns a separate bank which
the Chinese government is heavily invested
in okay even if every step of this
is true and no one screwed up or
fudged any of the details it
still doesn't prove anything this is not
a meaningful connection between Dominion and China
unfortunately
someone screwed up or fudged some details
for one this
article on info wars claims that staple street
capital quote acquired Dominion voting
systems in 2018 this
is kind of imprecise
on July 16th 2018 it was
announced that Dominion voting systems quote
has been acquired by its management team
and staple street capital
this was partially in acquisition
but not in the same way as them like
outright buying Dominion it was more of like a
partnering in a deep investment sure sure
a little bit of a merger plus venture
capital kind of mix up
territory yeah second
second the article mentions
that quote on October 8th 2020
staple street capital filed SEC
form D offerings and
sales amount of four hundred million
dollars with the sales compensation
recipient identified as UBS securities
this is meant to imply
that UBS securities paid staple
street four hundred million dollars to use
Dominion to steal the election but the
reality is that form D
with the SEC is used to report on the sale
of securities I
hate to sound like I don't think four hundred
million dollars is a lot of money but when
you're in the investment market it's not
really that much to a company like
staple street it's definitely not
enough to pay them to rig a fucking election
that's a comically low amount
for that kind of work and also I would
assume they do the payoff more than a month
before the election seems
seems weird timing I don't know about that
yeah but you know every time you see these people
get bribed I keep finding them
taking so little amounts
of money for like the most
like I could actually buy somebody
only getting four hundred million to
steal an election that's worth
twenty trillion dollars every
day I can't you know like I
see these people do well we
stole fifty million dollars and I got
paid fifty grand to my reelection
fund like that's what they do
they're insane I think that what you're talking
about is sort of the like boilerplate
blaze corruption sure
not stealing
elections okay that might be a bigger thing
than I'm really throwing it out as
yeah I do
think that sometimes payoffs for like
corrupt
doing business kind of things
might not be the size that you'd imagine
yeah yeah this is a pretty big fucking
heist it is a bit of a heist yeah
far more likely this was
a payment from UBS securities for
purchasing some equity
of investments that are held by staple street
this does seem to be the case since
in the form that Alex links to from the
SEC it says that this is quote equity
and quote pooled investment fund
interests the third problem
is probably the one that requires the least
fact check in but also is the biggest problem
Alex wants to confuse
his audience and readers about the entities
UBS securities and UBS securities
company limited UBS
securities is the one that bought securities
from staple street and that's
the Swiss investment bank UBS
securities company limited is the
Chinese investment bank co-owned by
the Chinese government and UBS
securities UBS securities
company limited did not buy securities
from staple street but because the names are so
similar Alex wants the audience to come away
with that impression that the entity that
is part owned by the Chinese government is
the one that's giving the 400 million
that's not the case at all this
is why the conclusion to this article
is just unearned quote
the revelation that Dominion voting systems
has financial ties to the Chinese government
via UBS securities will bolster
claims by Trump supporters that
foreign actors working on behalf of communist
China may have sought to meddle in the
presidential election and help Joe Biden
none of that is demonstrated by the evidence
provided this is all just paper thin
bullshit Alex is trying to pass off
as a smoking gun yeah also
I hate to crash
Alex's parade here
or rain on it and crash his party
simultaneously but this story was not
broken by info wars
they did a post about it an article on
December 1st and good for them
unfortunately this exact conspiracy using
the exact same PDF files from the SEC
that Alex linked to was going
around on QAnon Twitter as early as
November 29 there we go
Alex is running around like he's late
for the show because of breaking news but it's
a fucking days old QAnon post
god damn it Alex is just taking
bullshit QAnon conspiracies one of his
interns finds online and then he's
pretending that it's the product of an investigation
that he hired a firm to do
because the White House asked him to
this is a pathetic
level of insincerity and grift
when you actually realize what Alex is doing
it becomes really disgusting to think about
he as a person
knows that the White House didn't
ask him to do this investigation
he knows that he didn't pay Austin
security and investigation solutions
to find these documents
that's the back story that he needs
to create
to make himself look like a big strong boy
for his audience when he might as well
just be reading your crazy Uncle's Facebook page
like it's really
gross to think about
he knows what he's doing
being in that moment where you're so
sad that you have to take QAnon
posts and pretend that the
fucking White House paid you
or insist they got you
because you're the best
you're the bravest around
who can get this information out
so we need you to do it
I dug deep in my pockets and I paid the
best researchers to find these SEC filings
you just found on fucking QAnon
get the fuck out of here
it's so sad
being that hollow
that weak in that moment
it's amazing
he's a little bit like
the America's funniest home videos
of the Q world now
where he takes
stuff that you could find on the internet
in two seconds that went around yesterday
and packages it in for people who
only watch TV
he's like Tosh.0 but if Tosh was like
I got these from
the fucking Chairman Mao himself
you stumbled on to actually a really
good metaphor and it's why America's
home videos was
one of the big
ratings driver
and something like Tosh.0 is fine
but whatever
it wasn't that great
because the internet did exist
you could find those videos then
America's funniest home videos was on
just like Alex
but then the internet existed
there was a time when he was the only person
who could provide you with nut shots
and America's funniest home videos
still exists now
in much the sad place that
Alex Jones exists
brutal
that means QAnon
is Tosh.0
is QAnon Bob Saget?
Bob Saget might actually be QAnon
that might be true
I could buy it
the aristocrats
now that
the aristocrats
the family is telling the story of
there's a cabal
what do they call the cabal
the aristocrats
alright
so Alex is
like this story is not
good it doesn't work
the proof that he has doesn't
back up the claims
there isn't like these documents don't
show nefariousness to the level
that he's implying
and it's all just stuff he's cribbing from QAnon
and he just won't give up
this charade that he's on
this is so huge but let me
give you the big info wars exclusive
of two big info wars exclusives
that the system is fighting
and battling
as hard as it can to make sure it does not
get out to anybody
firm that owns
dominion voting systems received
400 million
from swiss bank
with connection to chinese government
before election
so yeah man they're trying to keep this under wraps
oh boy
info wars exclusives
now when alex is going over the story
it's interesting because i guess he hasn't got the memo
the investigation
conducted by austin security
and investigation solutions
centers on staple street capital
certainly hope you won't have to give an apology
publicly to austin security
solutions
yeah i wonder if they have
anything to say about you
associating them with your bullshit
that would be fun qanon while you're on the air
i wonder if they're thrilled about that
i think we should see what they think
i wonder
i would have maybe checked in on it
but i don't like to stir the pot
anyway alex
as he's going over the story too
like the story
sucks it doesn't work
but it sucks even more because he just
makes up conclusions
so the real headline is
chinese communist government
caught laundering 400 million through swiss
bank to dominion
month before election
whoa
whoa
well you got me there
i can't hear it any other way
than it being alex
like kind of being impressed with himself
i can't believe i did that
look at this shit this sounds real
we got five pdfs
don't believe anything in these
but we're still doing great
one time i was riding my bike
and i went down a hill
and i lost control of the bike
and i
had to get a shoulder down on my way down
and i ended up rolling
and i got like
it was one of the coolest things that no one else saw
i landed more
or less like i had meant to do
sure sure yeah
you did a little bit of an acrobatic move
it was all just landing
exactly
coincidentally how i needed to
to roll over and then sort of be on my feet
sure all of a sudden you just woke up in the
gymnast pose like bowing to the judges
that aren't there and yeah
that's kind of that
it does have a little
bit of that same feel
i just fucking said i proved that china
paid dominion
it is a little bit like
the first time you throw a
rolled up piece of paper into a garbage can
in the office from a ways away
and everybody sees it and you're like
whoa this always happens when no one's looking
holy shit i got this one
but for alex
everyone who's in the studio is like
good
no one's impressed
anyway this is so
sad to me
like i understand
i can see
the audience our audience
and everyone's laughing at alex and i don't begrudge you
for it and i probably am only sad
because i'm overly invested
in this
sort of like this story
right right right
so sad to me
to see this guy who knows that he's lying
about impressed with himself
yeah
but lying about why you should be impressed
with him
this is so gross
now i was put on the lead of this
by a very high level individual in the white house
and i said why me
and they said look we already know it's there
this has to be independent
you need to go find it
so i hired a security firm
and then this came in
and it's all confirmed
like he has to create this
whole spy novel where the white house
is like you're the one that you're independent
this has got to come from the outside
what the fuck
this sounds like pochanic wrote it for him
i mean even kind of like
so the white house came to me
and told me to investigate
things and this is what showed up
i can tell you that steve
didn't because steve does show up later
and alex
brings some of this up to him
and steve's really not into it
not for it
of course
steve's got a zag
some stevish person perhaps
this is very stevy
i don't know what the deal is
or like
obviously
this came from like q and on post
and online conspiracy swamp
nonsense
and alex is the basis for tom clancy's
jack ryan character
the patheticness of coming up
with how important you are
and needing to project that to the audience
is just like
god damn i don't know how
i don't know how you could live like that
it's just so false
anyway in this next clip alex
is getting down to business on the
linwood situation
the president's lawyer
who has said that trump needs to call
for marshal law
why not call for a new election
do you think alex is for
or against this idea
i'm going to go with for
but i would almost argue against the new
election part
he's just for it all
i'm going to go ahead and read you this headline
attorney
president trump
should declare marshal law
and hold new election
then he goes through
in this full page
article full page ad
you can still pay to get your
speech out i guess in america
and i totally agree
with this constitutional analysis
hey totally agree he's a flay noid
do we need to just fucking have a new election
because he lost
why are you guys wasting my time even saying
a new election shut up
like if he wins that one you guys are going to be like
well i guess we were wrong this time
fuck out of here yeah come on
like you are one like you're going to let
the election be whatever
shut the fuck up
just say you want trump to be president for life
and you'll destroy the republic for it
shut up the only way there could be a fair election
is if it didn't happen
is this a zen koan
trump voting machines
trump branded voting machines
it's the only way to be sure
it's the only way you can trust that it's impartial
it's never made by trump's companies
alright let me picture this
everybody but trump's own companies
are against him
he makes his own voting machines
they look very similar to him
they've got a computer screen where his chest is
if you press
for biden a little
container opens up a little gun comes out
boom got to vote for trump every time
the gun swabs you
the trump dollik
anyway
one of the reasons that there needs to be a new election
is this story
by the way they now have a dominion
engineer in the key county
in georgia walking up
illegally plugging a thumb drive in
walking out with it for a few hours coming back and plugging it back in
totally illegal that's how you change votes
i mean we have them folks we have them
we have them
alex doesn't even know what county this video is from
it's a key county please
he doesn't even care about this shit at all
he's just literally repeating q and on posts from social media
he saw this is just another one
this was a q and on witch hunt that started
from a video of a dominion technician
doing their job
which in the imagination of these idiots on social media
became proof of a person changing
votes the proof that's
given for this is that people watching
the video assume that must be what the guy's
doing therefore it's been proven
it's almost comically dumb yeah that is very
stupid what's less laughable is the fact
that the major players of the q
bullshit were amplifying and leading
a doxin campaign against this dominion
employee who is now almost certainly
afraid for his life yeah this employee
was not manipulating votes but now
because of people like alex jones and ron
wattkins a huge chunk of the public
thinks that he's either definitely or
probably guilty of changing votes
this is a real person
who's been singled out
and had an aferious story written about him for
no reason except to satisfy
the corruption lust of
disenchanted group of conspiracy lunatics
and now he's got people
tweeting nooses at him yeah so
fun yeah you know
the conservative media has essentially
turned all of the internet into the eye
of sauron and if it any
time points upon you you'll be destroyed
yeah and good job just the
amplifying that out it's a good job learning the
lessons of your career like good job
good job figuring out the things
that have gotten you in trouble in the past and then
continuing to do those yeah
I mean you know
he has in a way learned the lessons which is
that there are no negative consequences
except for people who aren't him and he doesn't
care about them well at least
he doesn't bring up the guy's name yeah
there's that yeah anyway we need
martial law and the reason we do is because
there's already martial law or maybe
something I don't know or whatever this
is the UN global takeover
so the response is martial law
to stop their martial law
and arrest them I make sense yeah we need a
coup to stop the counter yeah we got a
coup the coupers before they coup us
right and they'll be cool we need
martial law in order to fight martial law
yeah you know what trump kind of has to
do it he does roger stone calls on
trump to seize total power and
assert martial law
but he says he has total power in the constitution
if they have dominion software
and fraudulent stuff
total power in the constitution and sees those
if the
FBI and the courts won't act he has to declare
the civil emergency he's the executive
protect the republic this is when you do it
I'm an expert on martial law
ladies and gentlemen
the UN wanted to have it through
Obama or the Clintons to take our guns
this is them doing it to move the
president out to do it this is
their UN globalist medical
martial law as the
archbishop and others have called it
it's what it is to circumvent
the government and hope the government just stands back
and watches it all happen I got to say after
that clip I really do think that he is an expert on
martial law
yeah okay okay so
if I understand this correctly the
UN is declaring martial law
yeah so trump has to declare martial
law in order to stop the UN's martial law
right now I'm going to
toss this out there for you as a possibility
so trump has declared martial law
right and martial law is declared
what if the UN just removes
trump we're still in martial
law
what do you mean?
I mean like once we're in martial law
it doesn't matter somebody's going
to be the martial law person
forever you know in
Alex's world it's forever
that's something that has always been
a part of his
ideas now
let me float this
look
their martial law is bad and it'll happen
forever because if you don't trust anybody
once they get in power they'll never get out of
power except for
Donald trump because he's really cool
right so you just got to let
him have martial law temporarily which I have
told you on many occasions is impossible
and doesn't exist but it will
trust me he just wants to clean stuff up
and then he'll stop the martial law
right but it seems like you're just getting rid of one
of the steps that they would have to take
well you know look because then they could just kill
him and you're already under martial law
and then they don't even have to bring in their
people
I don't know how Alex would respond to that
yeah I don't know
I mean it's just dumb
it's very stupid for mr.
martial law mr. anti-martial law
whose whole career has largely been about
how tyrants never give up
power once they
achieve you know like some
like for him to be like no we need
a dictatorship for a short time
in order to solve the
problems of my imaginary enemies
that's great it's just kind
of silly it's not it's
not funny yeah it's
sad yeah it's very pathetic
listening to somebody talk like that and not
be challenged with just like
the simplest of like
that's dumb yeah from anyone
around them from their long time
listeners audience from a voice
within themselves yeah
something anything pushing back and being
like do you even do you hear yourself
yeah yeah get the fuck out of here
yeah it's like it's a wonderful life but
instead of the angel showing up he just jumps
at the beginning he's just like
ah fuck it or like uh Christmas Carol
but like all the ghosts are like
Scrooge you're great you're the best
you're just so great man
you are just doing so good
when you die you're gonna get to hang with us
we're gonna have a great old time hey hey
Christmas morning here's what you gotta do
beat up tiny Tim
take his crotch
take his fucking crotch man yeah
get him get him
that's so good life woo
the ghost or Christmas past just get him
get him
uh yeah it's like
Alex is just getting dictatory as hell
up in here
real quick he's reading Linwood's statement
that he made it's a long statement Alex
reads most of it
I don't care but anyway
this is just a part of that and Alex's
take on it
a fair national vote
a vote that all Americans can trust
and live by regardless of the winner
without a fair vote we fear
with good reason
the threat of a shooting civil war
is imminent
gun sales are at all time high
and 40% for the first time gun owners
looking to defend themselves their property
and their rights therefore
we must act now before
there is no peaceful way left
to preserve our nation exactly
why the chai comms and the UN do this
because even if Trump removes the fraud
there'll be a civil war
if he goes through the fraudulent
system
it's chai comm attack
he has to arrest the heads of the media
he has to arrest them they're all Chinese
agents what all the proof
and we have to just go after them
and have Nuremberg trials I mean this is
on the tip of takeover wow okay
so I guess we got to arrest them the heads
of the media okay
is it sounding familiar
if I understand correctly
even if Trump uses the system
to root out the corruption
there's going to be a civil war
well yeah yeah however
if Trump instantly
and extemporaneously
arrests all the heads of the media
takes care of all of the generals that he doesn't
like removes everybody in government
dissolves the senate
no civil war well dissolves the house at least
oh well at least yeah I mean the senate for now
we'll keep that one in the supreme court yeah
yeah it's strange
so that one wouldn't start a civil war
is what you're saying to me here's
I mean it's obviously a veiled threat
yes I'm pretty sure it's very much a
you give us Trump or we kill all of you
as a threat
why are we even acting like he's calling for a new election
he said give us Trump or we kill you
no no no there is a circumstance
wherein the new election would be acceptable
now a new election
just all these same voting machines
owned by China
right uh no right
we can't have a new election because that'll just
get stolen too okay what about paper ballots
great uh huh they have to be
counted by Trump family members
I'm starting to
feel like you guys want this to be in your favor
I was gerrymandering
not enough for you
apparently not yeah well also it is really
funny um Linwood
and uh Sydney Powell have
their press conference on the second day of this
I believe on December 2nd
and uh
maybe it was on the first I can't remember what day it was
but they are like yeah and we're not
gonna participate in this Georgia election
do it don't vote
don't do it I guarantee
and I think it's a terrible idea
I love that and Trump I wish you had
balls to veto that defense
bill Alex doesn't have
any take on on on that stuff
surprise although I thought that would be the most interesting
like Sydney Powell and
uh uh Linwood telling
people not to vote in the Georgia
runoff I'm all for it
well I mean it's gonna give a very
significant advantage to the Democratic candidates
yep yep yes please
why this is what I've been
waiting for the whole time we can't
be cooed and taken over
by the dumbest people on the planet
they need to dumb it up so much
we don't even have to work for it Dan
I yeah I'm very interested in that
and then also I would be very interested in
Alex's take on Trump's
you know threatening to veto the
NDA yeah oh yeah
well because that has to do with the two
yeah exactly because Alex
should hate
the NDA right
cause he does yes
so he should be in favor of Trump vetoing
that right but he also wants
to get back on Twitter well
it's such a
complicated position
he's finally forced into the most
nuanced position of his career
and he's reacting the way we all knew he would
pretending it's not happening
let me go ahead and gamble
he forgets he doesn't like the NDA
it's weird it's weird how he won't remember that very shortly
yeah but he does remember
that he paid people a lot of money
to dig up this story
about China and Dominion
if this goes out this is the total proof
hiding in plain view
and we have put it out
for you and hired the big investigative team
to dig through all this
and they tried to hide it
but they failed
they tried to hide the subsidiary names
and subgroups but we tracked it all back
and we have it now
separately going to break in just a few seconds
promo code PATRIOT
you get an additional 10% off
alright man yeah
I think he's got a good point
I think you can only own one business
the end
none of this UBS
staples
and UBS company limited
so it's 25% no one business per
I don't think you have any idea
how complicated it is
one business per
I do sometimes
forget that you have
a degree in small business administration
one business per
not just that
very dumb
everyone gets one
I understand that corporate structures
are confusing
and sometimes a bit complicated
particularly to the untrained eye
simplify it
by making it impossible to
work
that was my idea
so in this next clip Alex continues
to bring up this dominion employee
who's been getting lots of threats
and I would say this is a bad idea
but at least he's not saying his name
or anything
I'm going to go back and recap the top news
and then show you footage
of dominion worker reportedly
caught manipulating voter data
what they did was illegal on tape
we actually know who he is
we're not going to release his name yet
but we've got the intel
so to our people
but this is incredible
this will not stand globalist
you've been caught
we do not accept your fraudulent leader
your chai com agent Joe Biden
is kind of a big part of what's gotten him in trouble
in the past which is
leading and amplifying campaigns
that seek to
harass, threaten, intimidate
private citizens
so I hope he doesn't get into that
yeah
I think it's
I think it's so weird how
willing he is to go after individual people
how weird
I think that's the only way he can really assert power
I suppose
I don't think anybody else is scared of him
right, that's fair
James Alifantes
the guy who owned Comet Ping Pong
was ready to take him to court
Alex backed down hard
when those people were like no fuck you
people like
David Rothschild
he showed up on Alex's show and talked to him for
like half an hour
Bill Ayers showed up and was like
what are you talking about
these people aren't afraid of him
he's someone who couldn't be hurt
but
like I said man there's pathos
there's pathos
because you can really tell
that Alex loves telling this story
about how Trump's people told him
to get to the bottom of this dominion thing
it's so sad
when you know what's up and this is just a conspiracy
from QAnon Boards
God this is so sad
I got a call from
the president's
representative
and they asked me three weeks ago
when I was in Arizona
let's just say one of Trump's sons
gave me a call
and he put me in touch with a executive
with a major voting machine company
I'm gonna leave it at that
and they said look we know Soros and the Chinese are involved
we want you to investigate it
and we want you to separately bring it out
and I said well if you know it
why do I have to find it
and they said look
I said oh because it's classified
and I've got to find it myself
they said we're not saying that
well I got a call two days ago
from the security firm I hired
that were former army internal
security researchers
so they're good researchers
and they ferreted it out
and found that 75 plus percent
of a major Swiss UBS
already a central committee
and by one of their major provinces
and that they put
all of this
money
400 million
into
Dominion
I just can't
get over how pathetic this is
this is like a school kid
bragging about
like their dad being Superman
like the president
I'll leave it at one of his sons
called me
and said you got to get
because it's classified
because it's not
it's a little bit like
a con man
it's very much like that
he is a con man
but this particular one reminds me
of the old ones where
it's somebody with a vaguely European accent
who's talking to the New York Stock Exchange people
like yes I'm
the representative of King Harold
and he's trying to keep it all secret
very very secret of course
but if you loan me one million dollars
I'll be able to yeah
and if you know that the king is like
you're a fucking lunatic man
if you're not pulling it off
you look like an insane person
yeah and
simultaneously I can see this
and he is not pulling it off
but there's probably enough people
who are just dumb
just captured by him
and think that he
means a goddamn word he says
and that's really sad
it's really sad for them
and it's really sad for Alex
it really is just on a human level
that he's a 40 something year old man
46 47 year old man
who's in his studio
bragging
complete bullshit lies
about the president's son telling him
to do this investigation
like QAnon board
well when you put it in that context it sounds bad
it is
anyway it's also like
this is just it's painful to me
like well I had a really tough time
with the first half of this
December 1st episode
because it is this
this dude is just a sad moap
this is
1 trillion percent
the smoking gun and then it just gets worse
from there the communist Chinese wired
through a secret of swiss mega camp
400 million dollars
to dominion on october 7th
I mean wow
I suggest you go get these documents
I suggest you get them out
and I don't normally say sources and things like that
but you know
I want you to know how real this is
that's just
just a bummer
oh boy and the other thing that's really sad
about this is like if you really look at it
from a professional perspective
Alex is
reduced to taking something
from QAnon circles
pretending it's not that
and then just trying to resell it
anybody who's like
engaged in those QAnon communities
would see this and be like oh we already knew that
we knew this days before your article came out
this is old news to
real conspiracy heads
like it's he's trailing
behind the thing that he thinks is a rip
off of himself and it's just
man
you should quit
Shakespeare we're alive today
me think she does protest too much
would be like Jesus fucking Christ stop
protesting it's too obvious
now I would say that
Alex has been a little bit out of line
with talking about this dominion employee
but I will say up till this point
he hasn't really been trying to
intimidate the guy
until now
we know who the guy is we track team democrat
operative we know where he worked McDonald's
and GameStop before this
we've not released his photo or his name yet
Javier
but we have the footage of him in the Key County
illegally whether he knew it or not
going up with the thumb drive taking it out
that's pretty much a
that's really fucked up
that's really fucked up because you could also
tell how much Alex kind of relished
that moment where he feels
like he's threatening Javier
I know you any time I can
drop it on but at least there's a lot of Javier
is in the world so like at least
he didn't say his name
palming the USB
and waddling out
and we've got
his name Javier
Corey as we told you
we're just gonna I wasn't gonna break it myself
let gateway pun into it
stay in attack formation oops
well I hope this does not come back to bite you
yes and you don't get sued
I hope it does and he should be sued immediately
and even if nothing happens the judge
should look at his other lawsuits and be like
see this is what you're trying to do I know it
I can see it in your eyes you're trying to do this
this is a clear pattern of behavior
yeah yeah this is the same shit and we're gonna stop you
before you kill this guy
or this kind of behavior
happening
a couple days ago
could be inserted as part of the sandy hook
trial as a piece of information
like he is not stopping
behaving in ways that are
tailored to
raising the possibility
of harm coming to private citizens
I just don't under
I guess I do kind of understand
he's an asshole
it shouldn't work like
oh okay so
you've just told me what the exact
line is so what I'm going to do
is tiptoe up to as close
to the line as possible
and then wave my eat the hands at you
and be like nah nah you can't catch me
I didn't kill this guy this time
your honor this is completely different
because it's about a different thing
same behavior about a different thing
whatever what a fucking asshole
so now Jordan like I said
there's a lot of pathos at the beginning
part and I was kind of bummed out about it
and there was a part of me that felt like
wow this is interesting because it is
pathetic and there's an interesting
glimpse of Alex trying to put on
his sort of Superman
jumper sure and
try and play the role of what
he thinks he is yeah daddy turned me into
a detective so I found everything
and I was like oh that's interesting
but that's not great I need more from this episode
and thankfully
another someone who
might be a daddy to Alex shows up
and that is our boys Steve Pochett
Dr. Steve let me remind you
that a couple of weeks ago
and several months ago I told you
that I was told by my
fellow
countrymen in Cyber Command
that
I was to announce on your show
or ensure your show that we had
put a QFS
watermarks on all the ballots
we had monitored all the machines on
Dominion and we had
expected everything to come out
and it came out of cyber control
I don't have the
same factor that you have
but I do respect you
he's not happy about it I have to
imagine
yeah Steve's still on this
still on it huh?
and Alex is still having him
on which is weird because again
this is a direct contradiction
of literally every other talking point that Alex
is spouting
now Steve is not only
contradicting Alex in terms of like
no this was a sting operation
this entire election
is not thrilled with the idea that Alex is like
hey maybe we should have martial law
Steve's like no
we don't need martial law
what we have in effect now
is we have prepared the sting operation
which I announced here on Alex Jones
because I was given that
permission he's given the permission
it's cool so yeah man
I mean look
okay I'm never gonna be like hey I have
common cause with Steve Pachanic right
but I do find it
comforting on some level that he's
not saying we need martial law
yeah but he's also said we should dissolve
the government and Melania should be queen
yeah that's why I don't want
common cause
I would like some clarity
coming from Dr. Steve alright
he's who I go to when I'm looking for
sanity in this info world's world
when you need a north star exactly
that's what I'm all about well unfortunately
Alex
decides that this is the time when he's
gonna be like yeah I don't know
some people say you're
making this up you're full of it let me just
okay and I think you're an incredible person
I respect you you've been really accurate in the past
so that goes a long way for me
that clip is essentially Alex trying to play both sides
of the fence now
David says you're full of shit
and I still want to talk to you so
well I think it's even less that
and more just like if anybody in the audience
were to attack him from either side
he can cover his base with a clip like that
that's fair he can say that some people
say that you're full of it yeah that's
me being a hard-hitting journalist and pushing
back on you then if someone
is into Steve's theories
like I said that he has a great track record
and that goes a long way with me
yeah he's just being mealy
mouthed here anyway Steve's
talking about the situation we find
ourselves in the ballots
are all accounted for
and barcodes or whatever the fuck
and also
some generals have sent troops
all over the country
and the supreme court needs to be taken out
okay I can tell you that
Nakasone has been running a very effective
monitoring system
and that we have deployed military
elements all over the country
I can tell you that in north
Florida the amount of planes
that have come in with war equipment
with a regular army
national guard and others
has increased
markedly I can tell you that
at the same time John Roberts
of the supreme court
may have a problem he is a
sick man he's had a history
of seizures we know that his
interpretation of corruption
is what we call the minimalist
quid pro quo corruption
sure that is what we call the
minimalist quid pro quo
corruption yeah cool
cool you're talking talking about
sort of you know the inefficiency
like he is unqualified
the justice of supreme court
meanwhile we got general Nakasone
coming in and bringing an army into
tomorrow we march on Florida
what are you doing I never know
which of their plans I would be interested
in letting play out not that one
not that one but sometimes
sometimes they'll have like a
like they all of their plans are like
they have Jerry Plinko board
they just drop something
caravan is a plan I'm glad they follow through
and I will say that by the end of this episode
I have another one that I fucking
hope Alex follows through with
it will be my next
caravanity project
if Alex does this
I might live stream for
days straight
of just like we need updates
on what's going on with this
it's one of the most exciting things
you know what fuck it
unprecedented if Alex
follows through with what he claims
he's going to do later in this episode
God I might join
him okay okay
alright for different alright that's
a tease because I don't know what he's going to talk about
in covid don't worry about it we'll figure it out
alright well we'll talk about this later
we'll get you in a bubble a literal bubble boy
situation so earlier
you said
by the way I hate to be teased this will all be revealed
within this episode
earlier you were mentioning
that like the way that Alex was talking about
him being told to do this Dominion
investigation sound steavish
and because Steve is still
on the the election was a sting
operator
why would then the government
ask Alex to
the left hand can't know what the right
hand's doing Dan this is a problem
for Alex though especially in terms of
presentation that is an issue he needs
to ask Steve help me out of this one
guy alright come on buddy
if Congress doesn't stand up if the electors
on December 15th Dr. Steve Pacinac
don't say no to this fraud
then they will put Biden
and Trump says he'll go so if there is
these watermarks and all this proof and I
believe you talk to those sources who told you
so I believe you're in good faith I think you're a good person
when do we see the cards
on the table what's about to happen like why would
the White House
see to me this doesn't mean I'm important it means
the president's quadriplegic politically cut off
why would they get me
to go after
Soros and the chai comms and that is a good question
we get the smoking gun documents
but it takes us two and a half weeks to get it why
I mean if they have this why
why that doesn't make sense
it's a great question why would
they do that some would say it's an unanswerable
question
I would say that it's very simple
they wouldn't
no but Steve can't say that oh no
that's a bad idea because in order for
their illusions to continue
that the audience needs to buy into
to keep the cash flow going
Steve needs to not be a complete
liar and Alex needs to
not be shown to have not talked to the White House
about this QAnon post
that he's passing off as a scoop everybody's in a little
bit of a dangerous position right now right
but there is a really smooth way
to get out of this pickle and that is
Leo Zagami no
Steve's just got to do exactly what he always does
when things get tough
and I appreciate the fact that you're getting
excited but the reality
is the game has already
been played what's happening
is that Trump anticipated
most of this
Trump actually and the
intelligence community really
picked you as the source
for which I was to announce
what they wanted me to announce
and not just a certain person
or a student because I don't get paid
I'm really not interested in
promotion I really don't
garner anything other than
being a citizen warrior
and crazy old man
chosen as the mainstream media
as opposed to the New York Times
the post so although
you're getting excited what is
happening all around you Alex
is exactly what we expected
yeah so
when you're encountered with this
unanswerable question where the only
logical rational
real world explanation is you're both
crazy liars
you know you get out of that by
being like Alex calm down
you were chosen because you're so great
you're the best you're the best there ever
was buddy look at these
compliments don't look at me
that's a very easy way to get out of the conversation
and also
you know then Steve can transition
into other topics
like how Biden will never be president
sure I will
I guarantee you Biden will not
become president of the United States
because right now he's
wearing possibly an ankle
bracelet because he said
he has a little bit of problem
on his ankle and he's
you know he's twisted his ankle
I don't believe that so
you might look at that problem
so in effect what you're seeing now
that sounds like
cute stuff he's got an ankle bracelet
I mean I hope so
he gets a different type of bracelet
but
look I can't get excited
the way you can Alex that's the reason
why I come on I mean this is not
unusual for me we said it
a long time ago well I want to believe
you so in 50 days
I'll tell you this buddy I am gonna
I'm just gonna
if you're right in 50 days you are gonna be
the king of the planet to me I already
really liked you you've got me great info
over the years you've been on the show for 19
years it's been really accurate info
so I just I just hope you're right
that is what it sounds like when someone
doesn't believe someone
you Alex fuck you
that's not fair get this
dude off your show not just that
but don't how dare you say
that sounds like Q shit
20 minutes after you said
Q shit a bunch of it
you fucking you're
you're being very
fast and loose with a private
citizen safety and
you're pitching a nonsensical
stupid
voter fraud conspiracy
based on QAnon
stuff you're saying his QAnon
bullshit is stupid wow that's unfair
you gotta that's just rude well you gotta
make it look good that's rude
anyway
Steve is
pro that's true when Alex
says this sounds like QAnon stuff he's
like hey man I can't get excited like you
said I don't know what that means I but
Steve's gotta make it like no dude
you're so important you're so important
every time Alex is getting a little
bit out of pocket I think you might be
full of shit you're a good looking dude
I think you're great yeah you know I was wrong
I should never have doubted you
because of your show
and that video that I did with you it was
sent to China
and believe it or not I got a call
from what I call my Chinese
nanny who's in my
control officer in China
for the past 30 years
that means President
G and the public
Bureau of Safety in China
personally had to call me up
three weeks ago because
of the show that I went on on your show
Alex to explain
that they are not looking for any
trouble to say that it was an
excellent show
meaning that they don't want to get into a
problem situation
Steve went
on a war
dude not
and President she called
and was like hey man we don't want trouble
we don't want no trouble Steve
I do not know what I'm listening to
I do not know what's
actually happening right now that's absurd
Alex being like oh Trump
personally sent me on a message to
investigate shit that I made up
and I'm creating this whole fictional
mythology around how I'm great
and then Steve coming with
that bullshit at me
are we talking what am I watching
well look I think Steve knows
that we exist and I think he knows
that in order to be interesting
he wants to make it on our show
he's got to come with it
if you want to make the after show
your character needs to be interesting
it's got to be good yeah
especially if you're only on for short bursts
you don't want to be the character who doesn't
get a rose so to speak
and Steve
he gets a rose
he is also somebody who unfortunately
runs the risk of being pretty
boring pretty easily because he's made
so many deep cuts
his escalation has to be
it has to be
President she called because
he wanted to make sure
based on my appearance on the info wars
no problems here guys
just want to give you a call say you got to go ahead
and everything's okay
hey guys
we just want you to say stay frosty out there
you keep going she wants me to work as an intermediary
between
Alex Jones and China
and again just
inexplicable and pointless little bit
of racism there sure
so Alex is having this interview with Steve
and he's also like
I gotta go I gotta leave
early
an amazing guest on
so busy with breaking news
and documents and intel
that I have to go off here
and tomorrow
we'll have giant breaking news
here for you on air with the information
I'm gonna be getting but it's so huge
I'm gonna have to go off here in about 10 minutes
it's not there's nothing big going
on at all I would probably
make myself scarce
if the team up is
gonna be Paul Joseph Watson and Candace Owens
it's been my feeling
that she's not thrilled with
being associated with info wars
actively right because I think
that she thought that there was a bigger space
for her like with turning
point sure it's never
coming on info war right right right
right I don't know I haven't
tracked her career as closely
but it seems like she's back in the place where
she would be on info wars yeah she
thought she could get out into a bigger pond and now
she's back in the small but
still be with Paul as
opposed to be with Alex if you're gonna do it
go with Paul it's somehow
seems safer for your reputation
so Alex
is gonna leave early because he's got to pretend to work
yeah whatever yeah
Steve has not going
anyway he has one more big swing to make
okay I love this one I was like
what the fuck
so I'm telling you Beijing called
me directly because of the show
that you're doing right now and
we wanted to use you
as the main thoroughfare
for that announcement
the last part that you have to know
is that ironically
one of my neighbors in northern Florida
get the fuck out increased
the fencing and the size of
Gitmo by two
hundred percent
in other words I have a neighbor who's
in charge of wire
and fencing for prisons
and he went to Gitmo
a year ago
and increased the size
of Gitmo, Guantanamo
based by over a hundred percent
shouldn't you be against that
is that
is he trying to say that's because Obama's
taller than the other prisoners
have been in the past is that what we're trying to say
yeah yeah the globalists
that you're gonna incarcerate
in Guantanamo and your fantasies
the issue with them
and the safety there is
height
yeah this is silly
but what he's talking about is
there were reports of Trump
building new construction
at Guantanamo
whereas prior to this
the tendency and the trend had been towards
closing it so I think he's just trying to
use some of those ideas which are super popular
in the Cuban on world
I think Steve is really just like at this point
he's just a cute guy
and so is Alex quite frankly
yep
oh how the mighty have fallen
so like such champions
of weirdness becoming
followers
I mean it is something
to be said about the Q's ability
as a mental disease
to infect
I mean everybody
it just gets
fucking in your head
you're not immune if you're a conspiracy leader
you can fall
yeah well I mean
but these people who are leaders
are smart enough to not say
this is what they're into
they know that they can take the ideas
and the sort of trends in the conspiracy world
and then
reorient them a little bit
into being about like
my friend general
has told me the same
oh yeah sure yeah Q is saying that stuff
but that's just because it's parallel
it's the same thing I'm just getting it from a real
source whereas wait
I imagine that it feels a little bit
like stock speculating to be one of these
conspiracy people like
dealing with Q like trying to be like
okay well I think this is one of the
theories that's going to stick
and if I get on this one
then I'll get more whenever
it goes mainstream whereas it may
be stock speculating you know it's also
there's no consequences for being wrong
well yeah but yeah that's fair
people just forget nobody just loses
all that yeah it would be like
the stock market if whenever the stock went
down people forgot you
every day yeah every day a clean slate
so Alex is goodbye to Steve
and this is not
how you part ways
with someone who you think is credible
God bless you we'll talk to you soon
SteveBushinnick.com have a great
have a great week coming up
you too all right
man I hope he's right
you shouldn't have to hope he's
right I have the best
guests I have the best people
and man I hope that
bullshit he just fun makes sense yeah
it sounds good probably bullshit
but bullshit yeah
so we jump into the second
and Alex
starting the show really
just sort of ruminating about himself as a child
sure and talking about things that are
absolutely not true
I was six years old seven years old
I like to watch PBS
online
I like to watch
the long
Supreme Court
debates the few that they ever televised
I really
found how things actually work
is incredibly interesting
but then I learned
that almost no one else
actually wants to study how things work
when Alex was six years old
he was so advanced
Jordan you understand that he was
watching full
unedited C-span Supreme Court
loves it hearings
and because he was so fascinated but as he got older
he realized no one was as serious
as him let me posit you an alternate
theory when he found out how hard
it was to actually do research he decided
that what he did was actual research
and what everybody else did was crazy
yeah at a certain point he realized it's
really tough to read a book
it's hard to a third
person or to somebody else to an external
observer there is no difference
between you having read the book
and you saying you read the book
that sounds true yes
that is quite a revelation
to have at the age of six and I applaud
Alex for it when I was six years old
I realized that if I put infinite
jest on my bookshelf people will think
I was smart I did that myself
with the same book
so Alex
god damn it
I was so excited
at this point on the second
I could have
I could I almost couldn't contain myself
because I don't know if you remember this
but I think it was a 2015 episode
Alex got on air and he was like
I am going
to in this episode
jump the shark yes I do recall that
I am going to as a piece
of art performance art
call for the banning of Islam
and then he proceeded to talk
himself into
it's a good idea to ban
it's a good idea to ban Islam
but what he set out to do was like this
thing that he was being overly clear
about his intentions which kind of
ruined the sort of satirical
thrust
but it was like I love to see
that you had an idea
and you wanted to try
I got that again
inadvertently he made our
satirical piece work
by trying to do a satirical
piece and then winding up
embodying the thing that he thought he was
satirizing yeah it was
it was interesting on that level
and I guess it's the same this time
now I thought about the best way
to say this but I'm just going to get it right out there
I think it will be more effective to wake you up
if I actually join the dark side
do it
I am seriously considering
completely shifting into the enemy mindset
and presenting
all this and just telling people
world government's good
and that you should kill yourselves for the earth
I mean like I would love it
if he did
as a joke
just did like a bill gauge is great
because it would be the most incompetent
nonsensical piece of satire
or the sort of character
based nonsense
I would love it it would be
a thrill
one it has to be a surprise nobody can know you're about to do it
right two you have to commit to the bit
you have to open by saying something like
that you have to stay solid
you can't break character and you have to go
for a good long while right so
but I was like ah maybe
and he can't do any of those no but he's saying
like I've just been thinking about this I got to
go to the dark side and be like the globalists
and then he started to get
real fucking dark
like to a point where like you are being
what I would consider
quite to the dark side
the public
cares
good people care Christians care
that's the main group that's resisting
and let's see it
but everyone else is running
headlong into it and wanting to be slaves
wanting to be slowly killed
wanting to be made unhappy
wanting to be failures because
they are not meant to go
into the future they are meant to die
wait what? and that's God's plan
okay wait so
okay so are you telling me
that the evil enemy
that you hate has come
to the conclusion that humans
aren't worth living and has decided
to kill all of us and you think
that that's evil however you agree
that humans aren't worth living
and God is going to kill them all correct
well yeah and you know he's
sort of evidence for this
that he's basing it on is that
it seems like
only Christians are interested in
fighting the Christian
zealotry war that he's
the crusade that he's imagining
it seems odd that this Christian crusade
is only backed by Christians right
and so that's strange to him and it's
proof that everyone else
who's meant to die in God's plan
I think that that's really fucked up
yeah I think he went from
I think I'm going to join the dark side
to I think I am the dark side
yeah very quickly
without seeming to realize
that he was doing it
and that is not him being like
performancey and on the dark side
because his version of performance
of the dark side would be like
you should get a vaccine
you should put this in your body
and that's just God's plan
isn't he the guy who says that
Islam is violent
yes yes
I do think that
at any point
maybe I was being
hyperbolic when I said
the GOP is ISIS
but damn wolf
this is ISIS
yeah Alex is
he's a ways down that road
at least in terms of ideology
and thought
and hopes
and let's hope not deeds
now this was interesting to me
because that's kind of it
for this thing
that he was intending to do
he had this great idea of like
performatively becoming the dark side
and then he immediately
said something incredibly dark
and did embody what I would think is
coming to a dark side
but
he's done with that
Alex tells a story
that I think does not make
the point that he wants it to make
I think
that he sounds like an asshole
in this story
they're in fantasy land they're losers
they're not the resistance they're the establishment
and they're
I mean I had this guy
this weekend
Sunday I went for a walk
down at zoker park
the creek there
the dumps in the colorado river
and I see this guy
you know about 25
kind of the academic type antifun
he's got his beard and everything
academic type antifun
and he's wearing black top black pants
but no antifun stuff I could see but I could tell
I could see I was looking at me
and then he starts walking towards me at an angle
like he's gonna hit me
like he's gonna do something
and so as he starts coming towards me menacing
I just instinctively started walking over
and I was getting ready to just drive his ass
into the ground and he was stupid to take a swing
it was just instinctive
that I started like a magnet coming to him
and I was gonna knock his ass down on that ground hard
and
at the last minute he kind of went like that and then looked scared
it's like yeah dude this isn't fantasy world
this isn't larping you're about to get hurt bad
it sounds like
Alex just threatened a guy randomly
that he imagined
was wished him ill
and was academic antifa types
alright this is
scary so let me see
if I can get the details of this story correctly
and I'm gonna do this from
the point of a neutral observer right
so I'm in a different angle
maybe you're a bird watcher
just hanging out not doing much
I see Alex Jones over there
just shaking
because he's Alex
just visibly just vibrating
and then I see a guy over there
probably a little way fish
wearing glasses he's got
a black shirt on he's got black shorts on
bookish antifa type
and then he just starts walking away
and then Alex Jones
visibly shaking
starts walking directly towards him
and almost throws a fist at him
and I'm supposed to think
oh well it's the antifa guys fault
well at the last minute the antifa guy
looked like he was about to get hit by somebody
yes and then all of a sudden
he's so subservient
he's so scared of
the clear threatening
vibe I was giving off
I'm gonna go with Alex Jones suddenly
running towards me on a day where
I was just reading at the park
is gonna make me go away
in that story I don't hear any clear indication
that Alex's violence
was in response to any real
violence or threateningness
of this person
who was just on the trail and Alex has decided
because they're wearing black and have a beard
are academic antifa
never the fuck that means
Alex seems like he's a threat to people
it does seem like what he just said was
if I feel a bad vibe
I will kill someone
if you're wearing black
you're probably antifa and I might fucking hit you
I might just fucking haul off and beat the shit out of you
yeah yeah yeah
and if you act like
it's weird that I'm about to hit you
or maybe you duck and cower
then I'm gonna be like
why are you emotionally manipulating me
yeah
why are you acting like someone's about to hit you
if you were about to hit me
okay
anyway Alex has a lot of fantasies
one is the academic antifa
is trying to get him on the trail
another is that in the near future
his books
I guess he's written a couple books
sort of
anyway his show
Contraband
and you can record this and you can save this
and
in that dystopic future you won't be able to find it
on the cloud or online
you'll have to have contraband
old devices
that your smart devices will refuse
to even allow to be plugged in
you'll have to go through a lot of hoops
to even have this saved
so I would suggest you transcribe it
and in the future
you'll have to hide it
in the near future
in the near future
I would love it for Alex to like go to Europe
and see like wall sockets
it's happened already
no
no
no
is this AC
or DC
nothing means anything anymore
what a dumb dumb
anyway in this next clip
the only thing I
would say about that last thing is just like
this is just such a desire
to be forbidden
he's just so into that
idea I think it's probably
from one too many bad sci-fi novels
so
we talk a lot about Alex's bizarre
morality
this idea of
sort of galactic
rules and stuff
yes
Mike down for this next clip because he talks about it a little bit more
and this is something I really need your help with
because this is another
clue about how this
moral system works
but it doesn't make sense
you're not injected with one microchip
you're injected with
hundreds of little
tiny ones
that all have the same amount of data
on them that a chip
ten years ago had
and you're saying why don't they just spray it out of helicopters
or out of planes and then we ingest it
and breathe it
metaphysically
they're not allowed to do that
historically
they have to get you under pressure to do it
they've got to leave a way out for you on a skate patch
but they need to force you to do it
it's a push
but then it becomes a shove
once God removes
the barrier hedge
and then
yes they will
put it in your water, put it in your food, put it everywhere
so
God has a barrier hedge
to this
sort of free will thing
the devil, once God says
ah go ahead
then the devil can go ahead and just
mess with your free will
and that's why there's chemtrails I guess
because God is like
that hedge is gone
fuck it, who cares
I think if I understand
we'll even chemtrail
but you can't spray things
randomly
God removed that
right
if I understand correctly
I think what he's saying is that
the devil, the literal Christian devil
which is real and
is running Biden's campaign still somehow
and might have called
Steve
China called and so did the devil
both
the devil said he wasn't doing well
so
he can push you
right and God will
stop him from going too far
unless you've given a little bit of like
hey maybe I'll go along with the devil
and then God will remove that
final ring of protection
and then you will be thrown into the abyss
I don't think that's what he's saying
I think
that I don't know
if I don't
I am not certain based on the things
that I've heard that this
hedge of protection that God
has, I'm not certain
that that is
like relies on your
choice I think
it has to because you have to have
the way out
and you have to be able to
so you have to choose the devil
well you chose to look up
but it doesn't matter if I look up
according to them
you're breathing in all these
these aluminum
in the air
that is something that you can't escape
you did not make any choice
that
that is something that is completely
above your will
you did not agree to that
therefore it's an infringement of your
will
it hasn't been primed yet
it's just like a bomb without a timer
you've just got all the stuff in you
and then you have to believe something
and then they'll activate it
I can't imagine that
I'm struggling this makes less than zero
sense yeah I don't understand this
new wrinkle to it
but there's another wrinkle and that is
so soon? yes
and that is that you can't do things to kids
but I think from the context
of this Alex is talking about vaccines
now the real ultimate sin
here is though they target children
before
of age to make the discernment
and so that's
why the
satanists are so cursed
is they cheat
and they lie to themselves and they break the metaphysical
rule
that they are not allowed to hurt innocents
they're only allowed to get
adults
what?
to not support themselves
and to make a bad decision
to receive the spiritual
dimensional transmission from satan
so it's real simple
it's real simple they like it
they like the satan channel
I want a ruler
and I want somebody to slap his hands whenever he's like
they can cheat
no you said they can't
cheat but that's why they're cursed
yeah but you said they can't cheat
I mean if they're already
cursed then why would you just continue
cheating there's no greater
there's no greater punishment after hell
right?
so if you've already cheated
why would you then be like well we still have to follow the rules
if you cheat you're cursed but you're not going to hell
what?
oh well then that I guess I retract
all of my arguments
that makes you smile weird and Alex can pick you
out of a crap that's fair
those are the problems with being cursed
alright you can't be a daywalker anymore I gotcha
because I think what he's saying is that
they're getting around the cosmic rules
because these children
are agreeing to get vaccinated
but they don't know
any better so it's like
they technically- who's making cosmic rules
with loopholes that big?
I don't know
there's only one person
also I would suggest that if
this is some kind of thing that really curses you
you know having children make
decisions that they're unable to understand
sure what about baptism
what about child baptism should that be a problem?
no no no because the children
can choose that and that's good
but I mean I understand
that subjectively you would say
that that is a good decision as opposed to getting a vaccine
which you think is a bad decision which you're being tricked into
right however
externally like from the view of the universe
these are both things that this child
cannot decide no you can't
trick a kid towards God that's the other cosmic
rule you can only go towards
if you get baptized you've meant to
right it just seems weird
I just don't understand what it is exactly
that makes those acts different
outside of
wanting them to be different
I just don't understand why you would want to be
involved in any of that
like I don't want this morality
yeah I don't want I don't want to be
I don't want to be good in this morality
this this seems even more
being good seems even more somehow
evil in his morality
and it's all incredibly confusing
Incoherent how can you live on a day to day
like I don't know
I don't know
I might be the devil
how do you make small moral choices
like should I tell my wife
she looks pretty today or do I have to be
100% honest
is me telling her she looks pretty going to
take away her free will to dress herself
as she so chooses
am I the devil? oh man
there's almost
it's paralyzing
that's terrifying
anyway the devil
rules
the devil's followers are cursed
but hey man
but we've gotten to where we've gotten
right and
the more you just gotta resist
and the enemy's
biggest leg up is that
what they're doing is so focused
so diabolical
so over the top
that people just have real
trouble
grasping it
hmm
and they project their own
mindset
onto the establishment
and people don't want to face this
people don't want to know the big truth
they think that they can just deny it
and it's like a problem that's
going to go away
this is a foul
and so the more you resist
the quicker
this is going to be over with
we're still going to go through the fire
but
acquiescing
to what's coming
is going to destroy you
so when I hear that
I hear something along the lines of
like you know hey let's all
burn
the more you fight the better it'll be
so why not
join an insurgency of some sort
I don't get what I want
everyone's going to die
I mean the fire
cleansing fire as Alex
is referring to
I want to throw a flag
I want there to be a ten yard penalty
for him being like people project onto the
establishment because things are too difficult
for them to understand and then they want to live
in denial I want to throw a flag
on that you just you can't
say it
and then he hears off from this path of like
fire we'll all live through the fire
fire will come
he wants to hit on some of his
sort of modern talking points
these villains
all these articles about looking forward to the end of humanity
and Klaus Schwab was like it's going to be
so good for you you are going
to drink sewage
these are actual quotes
you're going to drink sewage and eat weeds
and
there will not be
people in it
again
he will be drinking
this sewage he's saying this in German by the way
he's German
with a Russian accent of course
these are speeches or other languages
you can read the transcripts it's in the news today
I'm not kidding so I think that's one of those things
that's like really easy to
see through like what he's
lying about like these are direct quotes
I mean it's like yeah okay
yeah
we will feed you dog turds
this is what you will do these are actual quotes by the way
without I tell you I am
in Germany by the way I am a German
man
without even doing any looking into any of
this like it would be so easy
for someone to be like oh yeah he's talking
about like sewage treatment plants
turning that into potable water
and you know the potential of weeds
as being a cultivatable
food source think of
turning things that we usually
think of as not good into things that are
good that's called progress right and
and like weeds are things that grow
without any human intervention
if there were a way that you could turn
that into food source it would be amazing
it would be something that would be really great
renewable water is something that will be
increasingly important in the future
imagine if food was an invasive species
it's just food it's not like
Klaus Schwab is coming at me like eat this
I will feed you
I shall feed you all
to a manner of poop
so silly
anyway
Alex is you know very serious
yes we're talking
about foreign language
speeches that Klaus Schwab gives
and like this next subject is just as
serious and I've already burned through
this segment I haven't got any of the clips I want to get to
cover all the election fraud and that
nightmare and where that's going next hour
but everybody's flipping out about this
video that's up on info wars dot com
flipping out from last night
we should probably repost the article
but uh
COVID prediction from project runway
in March
of last year
so a full
10 11 months before
it was even named that
or on the radar
but again
where did the globalist like to put stuff
in
fashion
and in movies and in culture
they want to tell you
like some serial
killers will do that
this is so dumb
you know what
my instinct whenever somebody's like
uh project one
runway predicts something in March of last year
is just go nah I get the fuck out of here
but when it gets paid off with
where did the globalist put things
fashion shows
it's in project runway that's where they hide
all of their secret stand
Clash Schwab comes up with an evil plan
to make people eat
sewage and then Tim Gunn says
make it happen
I think that's his catchphrase I can't remember
uh pretty sure
make it work make it work make it work I think that sounds right
I have not seen that show in a very long time
but in X of mine
from years past I loved that
fuck ton of that show
is that where you first heard about covid?
I didn't watch that season
I looked into this though
of course you looked into it
so there was a contestant whose name was
covid with a K which is a Sanskrit word
um
I'm already off the train
and so there was a challenge
called the head to toe challenge
we had to make an outfit that involved the head
to defeat an entire
outfit
creating a bodysuit
but the outfit involved a mask
and so like covid made
a mask yes yeah
I got it it's a fucking game show
coincidences it's great we all have a great time
it's a game show and like if you wanted to take
a really easy route you could maybe make
a hat but the mask
is something that may be a little bit more
adventurous maybe a little more difficult
to pull off as an outfit
and it just so happened that the person's name was covid
with a K which is not the same word
who cares
are you sure the globalist didn't plant
a person named covid to make a mask
in order to give us the cosmic
realization that eventually a pandemic
would be coming named covid
and they will be using masks
in order to turn us into
their own models
on project uh
no fun way
really quite frankly the laugh they're having
is huge
it's very large
it's like mine it's very big
you know what also is really interesting is like
they couldn't laugh unless alex
found out
unless alex reported on this
it's a real bummer
it's a joke that's too subtle for anyone to get
they need alex
they're in a terrible
dance of death but alex doesn't need them
I really think he does
they're demons they're vampires
but he's a demon but they're vampires
okay well that's true
count Dracula
spitting image of prince charles
so see I could say a lot I could do a lot here
but just count you need to understand
Dracula
blood drinking child killing
pedophile murderers
so uh huh
you can either
fight them
or you can roll over and die to them
like count Dracula
but he wants to put
his genetics
into your blood
he wants to defile you
he wants to put
his material into your cells
and overwrite your cell cell by cell
it's not a flying saucer
crashed out in Antarctica
in the movie the thing
there are paintings of the things
it's coming out of the chinese laboratory
no paintings
it's not the movie the hunger
where they look under the microscope
and they see the vampire cell
taking over the other cell
I didn't see that one I'll have to check it out
it's not a David Bowie movie
excellent film by the way
which David Bowie movie
it's the real world boys and girls
I want to hit two things here in a moment
but let me just do this
I need money to fight this war
cool love it
love it
I need money to fight these vampires
honestly wooden stakes
are expensive as hell
and
you should see the fucking garlic bills
at info war studio
that's something that most vampire movies
that have stuck with the old ways
it's very cost effective
you can find cheap steak material
just about anywhere
the later blade movies where you have to have
high tech stuff in the underworld movies
where you gotta do all that stuff
but even then still stays the same
basically put a steak through its heart
sunlight, steak, garlic
garlic keeps them away
I have a little garlic garlic
you got a little garlic that's why we're
studios totally safe from vampires
totally vampire free
so I'm not scared of these things that Alex is really worried about
because I have some garlic around
I have garlic, I've got wood
we're good to go
and I have a not black cat
that's true
although Sydney could be a vampire
yeah probably
she lost her eye to
could be a vampire
or she could have been fighting a lichen throat
anyway
Alex like he ended that last clip with a plug
cause of course he did
and this leads to him doing a
long plug
and also a convoluted
story about why he's not selling super blue
okay
eagle-eared listeners will remember
that the reason is because you got a
cease and desist letter from the
Attorney General of New York
there's more to it than that
we have the charcoal toothpaste
that's super high quality and concentrated
that is amazing
we had the pipeline for about a year and a half
before we even started selling people said
will you stop selling your
super blue and your whitening toothpaste
and I had a personal media lied
and said that I said it was a COVID cure
and tried to get me arrested
and had to come after
and everything
and
the problem is if I sell it they'll lie again
and say he's selling a cure
and all these people flood in to buy it thinking it's a cure
cause they're saying it's a cure
and they try to get affidavits from them thinking they bought a cure
to indict me
so that's why we don't have that available for you
because of the criminal activity
in New York
I mean these are savage mafia dons that murder old people
in nursing homes on purpose
I mean I'm up against murderers
I feel like
if everybody's lying about how you're selling
this stuff
that's not a reason to stop
it's just don't do the things that they're saying
like if you're not doing those things
then keeps selling the product
if you have nothing to fear
then you have nothing to fear
there's no affidavit that someone
would file
that would say
I was under the impression
that this would stop me from getting COVID-19
if you didn't do anything
to make them think that
that affidavit would fail in court
when those affidavits
directly quote you
as having said something
and then they go and they look and you said that stuff
that's the reason to stop selling
that's when you stop selling
you would keep doing it if there was no problem
that's a problem
Alex doesn't mention this
specifically on the episode
but Project Veritas has
a new little thing
going on
I didn't watch it because I don't care
but apparently
James O'Keeffe may have
gotten on a CNN
like morning editorial
call
and livestreamed it
so he's like Jeff Zucker coming for you
we can get into the places
where you think you're private
and they're all like
we have lawyers
could you not be here or we'll sue you
I don't know what to tell you
I hope that doesn't blow up in James O'Keeffe's face at all
really do
really hoping
Alex doesn't mention this stuff
but he does have a weird
out of nowhere obsession with Jeff Zucker
odd
which seems to be related
to Jeff Zucker
looks just like Brian Stelter
he's so in love with himself
just oh he's so satisfied
oh they drive him in a limo
and oh he makes millions of dollars
and oh he's Jeff Zucker
he's a joke
by the way
he knows he's a joke
a smug nobody
and that's why he wants to bring you down
he hates you
when you have a good Christmas
he hates you
he hates you when you pray to God
he hates you because you've got
a wonderful life of children
he will never be a good person
because he is a filthy
degenerate sack of evil
that's uh
little much
I can't say
that that was intended to be anti-semitic
but holy shit
is that trafficking and anti-semitism
that's dripping
in classical
oh yeah
he hates you when you have a good Christmas
God
he loves it when you have a good birthday
but he hates it when you have a good Christmas
so ridiculous
very neutral on Arbor Day
I know that Jeff Zucker is somebody that Alex has brought up
in the past
he's not somebody who's completely stranger
to Alex's world
he's someone who's front and center for Alex
he's right wing du jour
the focus is
very glaring
it's very apparent that I'm going to try and
catch some of the weight
that's what I'm saying
he's today's boogeyman
I think that even Alex recognizes
that James O'Keeffe's stuff is best to stay away from
he didn't reference it this time
and he's not having James on
which he has all of these other times
I think he's like
no one might be too much
I don't even know if it's like consequences
it just might be like I don't know
this is a little soft
that's fair
best to stay away but let's kick Jeff Zucker
wow why not
so anyway Alex thinks that the best way
for Trump to remain president
is to just do it
I don't think Trump should even punt to the electors
and the legislatures
I think he should go with the American people
resolute desk
they stand with me American people
say no to this
I know I'm going to DC on the 12th
I know I'm going to that event
and by the way I'm taking that big march over
we started it before
these women hijacked it
now they're sending it again you can't even hear them on their microphone
500,000 are there
I'll be there we'll march to the White House
it's going to be great I'll see you there
there weren't 500,000 people there
also you co-opted there
they had the permit
good for you good for you
good for you attracting a crowd
you still stole their event
and you're going to do that again
and pretend that they're stealing your event
when they organized it and have the permits
holy shit
see I think that Alex is
on his way to another tea party
you know
and I think it's interesting that we know
his trends
we know his patterns of behavior
we know what he did with the tea party
more or less claiming that
they were co-opting his movement
and I think you can see it happening
a little bit again
on a smaller scale
at least at this point
because the people who are having these
rallies in DC
are just sort of like remnants of tea
parties people
they just don't dress up as fun anymore
now we're at a point where
Alex is probably more hooked up
with the fringe and the
sizable crowd
so he might actually be able to co-op
them far more successfully
than his attempts to take over
Glenn Beck's shit
when Glenn Beck was on TV and Alex was the voice
in the woods
but
I think one of the parts of what Alex
his credibility now
is his best friends through Roger Stone
and just like we had Steve
come in on December 1st
now we have Steve
now we have
different Steve
you'll understand why that slip of the tongue
happened because Roger's swinging
okay good
and for the fences I don't mean like
no no no he's going for it
the first clip is the bad kind
of a swing and that is
hey man yeah fucking martial law
cool great and I think the president
has to have all options
on the table as to how he proceeds
the one thing he cannot do Alex
is quit
he has powerful forces
arrayed against him
it is
extraordinary let's call them the
armies of the pharaoh
the pharaoh's armies
but this is God's nation
I believe he was selected for
for God for this job
I pray to God every day
that he will not
not only not quit but he will be strengthened
in his resolve
for God's nation
oh that would be great
this next clip Jordan
maybe one of my favorite swings
I can't
Steve's had some big ones just about himself
like most of Steve's stuff
is like really braggadocio
it's really just I am the most important person
I've done everything important
I overthrew
Ghana twice
now Steve comes in
man this is
again you're doing it again
well it's because of the swing
I was just learned of
absolute
incontrovertible evidence
of North Korean
boats delivering
ballots through a harbor
in Maine
agreed
if this checks out
if law enforcement looks at it
it would be true
it would be proof of foreign
involvement in the election
this is
North Korean
North Korean boats
let me walk through this
North Korean
they arrived in Maine
North Korean boats
hold on
in the world circle
they had to come by boat
to deliver these fake ballots
so the number of questions
this conspiracy raises
brings this claim into the
territory of farce
that is a swing for the fences
if this is a sprawling conspiracy
involving tons of countries and US actors
why did North Korea have the ballots
why couldn't they have been printed domestically
why would these conspirators
need to print the ballots in North Korea
then have the country that's under the heaviest surveillance
and under very strict embargoes
carry out a delivery by sea
which would obviously raise alarms
no matter what the cargo was
also you are sort of
insinuating this
why would they arrive in Maine
does Roger not realize that in order for
a North Korean boat to reach Maine
they would need to either navigate south of Africa
then head north or transit
through the Panama Canal
North Korea
North Korean boats through the Panama Canal
North Korea would have
a much easier but still almost
ridiculously impossible time
getting a boat to the west coast
like some state of the west coast
since their shorelines on the sea of Japan
which leads to the pacific ocean
just imagining that these North Korean boats
can show up wherever they want
then why wouldn't they go to Hawaii
that's definitely their closest shot
literally there could not be a more complicated
coastal state for North Korea to get to
than Maine
how did he choose that one
also if this is true shouldn't this be
intensely embarrassing for Trump
like that dude bent over backwards trying to
impress and appease Kim Jong Un
and now in Trump's hour of need
his dictator buddy sends a boat full of ballots
to him over that seems like an indication
that Trump's deal making skills
are what the correct up to be
I mean this sincerely Jordan
this is the most amazingly stupid theory
that I think I've ever heard someone suggest on info wars
I've never heard anything like this
in my entire life
there have been dumber theories I think
but this is something that Roger is suggesting
as being supported by quote
absolute incontrovertible
I am more likely to believe
the earth is flat
North Korea could successfully
secretly get
boats to Maine
period
full of ballots no I don't
I mean even like a dingy
a dingy with North Korea printed on the
site of it couldn't get to Maine
from North Korea that is insane
if North Koreans
could get like if the state of North Korea
could get a boats full
of ballots to Maine
why are we worried about their rocket program
like they could just bring a bomb
North Korea's just
fucking lift a bomb
into Maine and then walk away
and get on their boats and click a button and like
haha we've defeated you Americans
I feel like Roger's acting like the
surveillance on North Korea
is just like a guy asleep
it must be it must be
just in front of a bunch of monitors
they put a picture of the room
but they were supposed to be monitoring in the camera
so it looks like that the
but it's not it's a picture on top of the camera
I am I'm baffled by this
but I do think that this is the kind
of thing you can get someone to say whenever
you get them out of prison
yeah sure I'll say whatever the fuck you want
man yeah hey man you're destined
to be here by God in North Korean boats
are the only reason you lost the election they
showed up in Maine and fucked you over
hey buddy I got takeout last night instead
of being in jail so guess what
North Korea did it to Maine don't care
it's awesome too because someone
had to have made this up
and that means that someone made up
a story with the stupidest
there can't possibly
be something else that this is based on
I don't know
sell me on
a non incontrovertible
a thoroughly controvertible document
I tried to look for some indication
of what the fuck Roger was talking about
and any story that I could find had to
do with Roger saying
so I don't know
maybe it's something deep thing on twitter
I couldn't find
I wouldn't be surprised if this was another QAnon
thing but just like
god damn
say it out loud buddy Roger
I put a globe in front of you
and then just don't give me
any documents put a globe
on your desk and just
point how they got it
just with your finger
I'm not asking for details
do your best
do your best
through the Arctic
there are actual shipping lines just do your best
did it go down
maybe try to get through
the streets of Gibraltar did you try to get into
the Mediterranean and then go
second very serious question
did it go through the
earth I think that the only
state it would be more difficult to get
a boat to is Kansas
it's in the middle of the fucking
country
because it would take a huge
way to be in the
really have to get up there it's a fucking black rock
some shit
Fitz Corral though is easier
exactly better reference than
my lost reference
so that's silly and Roger
is done very silly but
this next clip of Roger is like hey man
you've forgotten the script
I have a very high regard for
Sydney Powell
I have an equally high regard for my old friend
Mayor Rudy Giuliani
who I've had a friendship with
since his first campaign
for mayor of New York City
hey guy didn't Rudy cover up 9-11
no no no
isn't that supposed to be part of this
don't worry about it
so Roger also thinks that
Trump supporters need to get aggressive
and they need to force legislatures
to say hey Trump's cool let him stay president
sure and then we get a very familiar
phenomenon
and I think supporters of the president
in the key states
need to begin now
contacting your Republican state legislators
those are your Republican state senators
or your state representatives
some states they call them assembly
and urge them to support
the president
to support an objective
and honest count of the election
certification of electors
that will support Donald Trump
at the Electoral College
the Stonewall
there's no evidence is ridiculous
yeah it sure is
Stonewall
do more of the German guy again
Alex
bids farewell to Roger
and he doesn't add and he talks about
how he has a promo code
you put Patriot on the website
and he's like I never do promo codes
and I started to think about it
like I don't think I have heard him do a promo code
well that's a good question
because I think I would have made fun of it
I think I would have made fun of whatever word he chose
to be the promo code
I think we would have gotten there sooner later yeah
I don't feel like he does do promo codes
very often
I can't think of a time where we've made fun of him
it's interesting I don't know what that means
but he then gets into talking about how you need
it means you get an extra 10% off buddy
you need fish oil yes you do
and so do your kids sure they do
wait can they choose to take fish
I just want to remind you you're the reason we're on air
thank you but these are great products
you and your family need
especially for children man this fish oil is so good
for children so good for everybody but man
I tell you what it does for their brains
it's what your brain literally runs on
it's like the perfect thing
compared to like sugar
sugar is horrible for your brain
this is what it actually runs on
interesting yeah I don't
I don't know if it's like fish oil or
sugar I don't know if those are the
it's fish oil or sugar it is
not glucose
I don't uh
omega 3's or whatever you would like
I don't I can't either a big bowl
of fish oil I can't imagine a conversation
between parents like one of them's
Alex and he's like yeah you should give your kids fish oil
and the other parents like no we're going with
sugar I give them sugar pills every
morning about twice a day
it's really just concentrated stuff though
you know so at this point in the episode
Alex realizes that
Lynn Lynn Wood
the attorney is doing
the press conference yes batshit
quite yeah yeah absolute wild
batshit and so Alex goes to it live
and I was like holy
oh no
I love it
1776 we'll commence again
we're gonna send that message
we're gonna send that
message
to George Soros
get out of our country George Soros
he's not
here oh shit
this is so scary I mean we're laughing
but that's fucking terrible
yeah I mean that's
that's fucking yeah yep it's
that is a hitler rally that's not a
non-hitler rally that is a hitler rally
where Hitler would hitler
get out of our country
hitler rally hitler
poor hitler that's that is
five hitler mustaches Dan
on a scale of one to five one to five mustaches
I think it's four just because you gotta leave
some room that's true there's more hitler
to be done yeah yeah so
Lynn Wood gets around to talking
about hey hey look
the media bad
sure there's there are places
that are good though oh well
that's good to know yeah especially because
this is being broadcast live on info wars
yes now everybody's
been reading the media stop
it's a lie it's a lie
you can't trust him
stick with oan and
newsmax they tell you the
truth
read the eep of times they
tell you the truth
whatever sand wars this is a battle between
good and evil they'll never say
infos were too powerful man
that is sad
that is sad
that is so sad
even fucking crazy people
with nothing to lose are no better
than to associate themselves with
so sad
the dude would have no problem
saying infos if he actually thought they were worth a
damn yep oh my god
yep if they thought if they thought info wars
was going to grow they would say
infos immediately you know what's a better
propagandist right now
a coat rack yeah there's just
a random person a random
face that is shaved
and in a suit is better than Alex
this coat rack has done a great job
of being there not
talking which is better than Alex
Jones yeah a random person who doesn't
have the intense baggage that Alex
has oh let's see
someone who doesn't have to fucking pretend that
the president's son told him to investigate
something someone who's not an embarrassing
sack yeah
anyway Alex is
like yeah we'll go back to it we'll go back
to this we'll jump back and forth I gotta take some calls
I'll take some calls
so this this caller
he decides that war
is coming war but like Dr.
P. says Dr.
is the art of war and God has drawn
out the enemy now they are completely
exposed completely uncovered
and there's nothing that they can do and
Trump doesn't have to do another thing we
the people will do the rest like Glenwood
or like Glenwood just said and so
I would say this the declaration
of war date is January
11th 2021
according to the executive order that was
revived September 12th
2020 Trump knows what's up but
do we know what's up are we ready are
we the people ready to take this country back
from the globalist that could that have
controlled it since the 18th
you're saying he's not up there commanding
the forces as he wants it to be organic
he's leaving it in our hands I hear you
that's what he's doing yeah well we better hit
the streets and like when was doing like
we're doing
trying to find meaning in your lack
of leadership yep yep
he wants us to be the
revolution while wow
so uh rogan everybody
always want to fight a war it's 2020
we can't outsmart these idiots
what are we doing fighting a war
what are you doing fighting a war
look humans are not 50
years old look
the issue is that rogan's coming up tomorrow
sure now it's promotes that
and then the show takes
the leftist of left turns
rightist of right turns as I think
it's not politics it's just a crazy turn
out of left field you know uh Joe Rogan
is on the show tomorrow
yep right here in studio
so look for that
and a lot of other surprises
you know I've known Steve Pacinic
I'm sorry what
and I knew he was in the CFR
and I knew that
he did run the overthrow
of multiple governments that's in the congressional record
and a lot of other things
and pretty much everything
you ever told me turned out to be very accurate
um
but I just
I believe he was told by high level
folks in the CIA that
Trump's done this thing and they're all gonna
the globalists are all gonna get in trouble
I just wonder if they're feeding him a lot of bull because
man I mean you saw
Barr came out and did everything else
I just I'm not up here saying we're out of the woods
and I and I'm not up here
saying that I'm not disagreeing with him
I'm not saying I think he's a disingenuous person
or a liar
I just you know I have a bad feeling
yeah yeah so Alex
is uh this is this is weird
because he did say that Steve was still
working for the CIA after the Las Vegas
shooting yep when Steve
tried to convince him that no one died
it was all fake
so uh he's trying to retain
Steve's credibility but just he's been fooled
by high level CIA people
he's trying to he's trying to have his cake
and eat it too and it's just not good
you gotta cut ties or you gotta lean in
you can't half ass with uh
Stevie P's but I do I do kind of
feel like yeah good call good call
like knowing at least that you can't
this one might be too this one might be
too much yeah even for even for us
well because it's again David Knight just texted me
mean language but it's also like what we talked
about on the first time this came up it's
too falsifiable
when this never comes up
up it's like oh what happened
I thought the election was a fucking sting operation
yep all the proof should be there where
is it yeah it's it's a
disappointing game but look
Steve might
be wrong because
people might be lying to us true
but there's one thing that's totally true what's
that and by the way he wasn't joking
when he said China called
him uh Pachennik has sent me video
and photos when he's in North Korea hanging
out with the North Koreans
I mean he gets around folks
and so I'll just leave it at that
he took a boat from
Florida to North Korea
he says Beijing
you know high level operatives call
him and
and we know Trump's gonna win
you notice Putin won't
congratulate Biden
man this is really sad
yeah Steve Steve is like
well you know maybe
maybe he's wrong about all this but China
did call him because I'm important
shut up you can't even get it up
for Steve Pachennik getting a call from
China no I've
seen him he was in North Korea one time
hey it's funny that you bring up uh getting
it up I can't take
supermobility I obviously don't need it
but I mean I don't
want to get graphic as a family show but I don't
need to be walking around with you know
something going on downstairs
okay I mean I mean I take it
I mean it's ridiculous it's like
waking up at 4 a.m. or 5 a.m. you know you've
you've got a an erection
it's supermobility actually
just like straight up bull hormones
what the fuck is it
every time we hear about it
it's like oh yeah yeah his wife
walks bow legged so by this
fucking boner I love it I've never
heard I've never heard that
moment happen that moment of Alex
being forced to say the word erection
that is so awful
it really was gross it really was gross
I have cursed all of you
really gross I was trying not to focus
on it so Alex goes back to
calls and he's
he's sitting here and he's like
he's having a good time with this caller
because this caller speculating that hey man these globalists
they're so out of control they'll probably
let China ground
invade us sure right that's probably
what they're going to do in boats and because
Alex was so excited about this he
accidentally let this guy keep talking
these governments and marriages so corrupt
they're so dangerous
that they don't I think they're going to let China
invade I can just say no I agree
they want to break this they are foaming
at the mouth to kill us
because it's a spiritual thing I agree
tell me what your gut tells you
man it's gonna fall like Ukraine
nobody to get in he's going to go against
the American patriots the white people
of the country that he hates
they hate us that's why they robbed the whole
built with the votes
all the white people right there voted
Trump in we've seen it that night
but he's going to cause war against
the white patriots as soon as he gets
in office and then maybe
I think no I agree to try to trick
white people to attack black people
no it ain't about black or white
because we know I know but I'm saying
they're trying to trick us to kill each other though
yeah but black
people won't they know what's going on but
these people that's in top
they don't like they own color man
they want to kill y'all oh boy
Alex you should have
pretended he hung up
I am not
comfortable in this conversation
this caller who I've had a great time
talking to has now revealed
that he believes
that the patriots are the white people
yep
it's very clear
I am
it is fun where he's
he's like no no I'm doing
a good job I'm saying what you're saying
all the patriots are the white people
no no you're not supposed to actually say that
and so Alex tries to save it by being like yeah
and they're trying to get the white people to foolishly attack the black people
no no black people are fine
this is all about white people
okay
so Alex gets back from commercial break
and I will say
that you belong to the city did
play once during this episode
Alex didn't get enthusiastic about it
however, Narls Barkley
the song Crazy plays
and Alex does get a little excited with this
come on now
who do you
don't do it
your soul
let's show soul
you're in control
you guys think you're in control
you're in control
music
it's go your phone
you might have noticed that the song
skipped there
that's good as Alex said you guys are in control of shit
they hit the bleed button
at the wrong time so the shit
went out over the air
skip the part where he says drop that
he got really into it
I do like him
that's probably the most unhinged I've heard
anyone sound in a good long while
that was out there
so Alex
he's into predictive programming
he loves people to say
that movies are reality
this is a new one for me
hey Alex two things here
number one if you remember a movie it came out in 2006
man of the year Robin Williams they had an
electron the voting machines
switched the election and switched your
results to the candidate that was less desirable
just like what's happening right now
that's right that's a good movie
it's set in Latin America
correct
good conversation
hey there's this movie that
it's real
these people just cannot believe
for one second
that the guy for the past four years
they have heard nothing
but horrible shit about
from one huge section
of the country they can't believe
that that guy might not be
a beloved
well no because they haven't heard that
it's all the mainstream media
that's creating this false perception
that no one likes Trump
that's fine
I mean I guess that everybody in this world lives
in their own bubble where they don't have
to deal with like reality at all
sure but I mean you can't
you can't walk down the street and not be like
oh a lot of people hate Trump
well it's kind of
it's an interesting line that I struggle
with sometimes or at least I have in the past
and that is that like
you can recognize that organizations
like the Koch brothers and stuff
they do fund things massively on the right
sure sure
but knowing that
you cannot say that
people don't believe
conservative principles or values
or have right leaning politics
you can't say that all that's fake
because there is this libertarian
moneyed interest that's floating in
trying to push things that way
right
the same is sort of the trap
that Alex and a lot of the Trump
folk fall into
which is like they think that the media is just
telling everyone that Trump is bad
and then they're sort of thinking
that no one actually believes that
the media is crumbling
and it's powerless and it's pathetic
and everyone knows their liars now
yeah
but yeah so they think
that's kind of the trap that they're in
yeah I mean I guess when you
I suppose if you
dehumanize enough people
or a large enough group
then eventually people who
know who are like
oh no I know plenty of people who would
normally fall into that group
they must secretly be Trump supporters too
or something because it's like
how could I I don't know
I don't know this is nuts wild
so this caller believes that
Biden if he gets in
Kamala Harris will become president
Biden will get out of there somehow
sure and then he'll trip and fall
and wear an ankle bracelet
and then Kamala Harris will make
either AOC
or Hillary, Vice President
and then Alex asks
the most introspective question
I could imagine
if Biden stays in within six months
he's going to have a stroke or he's going to be declared incompetent
which is going to move Kamala Harris
into the president's spot
and she's going to either put either AOC
or Hillary Clinton in as her Vice President
why?
that would be the absolute worst scenario
for this country if that would happen
why?
why is there such a cult of Hillary
is she such a devil or something
like the demon that's able to inhabit her
is like they worship her
why is the left so obsessed
with Hillary Clinton
the left
obsessed
we just can't stop
talking about Hillary, Dan
wow
yeah, yeah, yeah
that's pretty cool
pretty cool
I don't know if projection gets that
loud
that's the most loud
so this
Alex gets another caller and this dude says
they're going to take over DC
right? there's going to be a protest
yeah, millions
this is where I
probably not going to do this
but now I do have the opportunity
I don't know if I could do it safely
but if Alex did this I would want to go
make a documentary about it
I really really would
I already have the website ready to go
takeoverdc.com
we're going to do with what you guys did
however everybody needs to be out there
we need to set up supply lines
we need to camp
we need to take care of those come out there
no, I agree, in fact I've already decided
I'm moving into DC
they let the homeless camp everywhere but oh watch
they'll say no, I'm moving in
to the Lincoln Memorial
I'm moving in there, I'm going to live in DC
I would love to go
and document Alex's
time at the Lincoln Memorial
no, if we do not
if you are listening to this and you have
five dollars
I don't know where I was going to end that
we need a billion dollars to make that
documentary is what I'm saying
I don't want anybody to
I was going the wrong way in my head
I just don't think I can do it because
logistics of the world
sure
but I think there's such an amazing story
to be told here if Alex were to go
and that is that he would realize
that it's winter
in DC
and here we go
what I got for you
we got to get Ken Burns in on this
we got to get Ken Burns
we got to get everybody
bring back Ronson
Louis Thoreau
get Herzog
who better than Herzog
this is Grizzly Man 2, the Grizzliest
Alex eats Owen Shroyer
it's too cold in DC
it's too cold in DC
or Owen Shroyer
skins Alex and wears him like a blanket
he's trying to make a fire out of
his femurs
he's trying to light a fire with Owen's
I heard that you can use oil
fat so maybe you can use Owen fat
Owen was warned spiritually
when I said that I would eat my neighbors
so cosmically this is okay
it's cool
I think that there is such an amazing
potential in my brain for
what this looks like in the real world
Alex isn't going to do this
if he did this he would stay at a hotel nearby
and show up and yell in a bullhorn
every now and again
he would never stay
it's not going to be over 40 degrees until March
nope, nope, nope
DC, average temperatures
low, it's cold, it's winter
he's going to go out there and camp
out of the Lincoln Memorial
he doesn't believe this shit
nope, nope
I would love it
man I wish I was a millionaire
if I was a millionaire
what would you do?
I would say Alex, giant donation
but you have to do this
you have to yourself
not any of your staff
you have to stay out there as long as this
encampment lasts
and much like maybe some MTV
show from the early 2000s
you get paid more the longer you stay out there
and all on camera
because I want to see your misery
I want to see you camping out
fucking pissed off at 3 in the morning
so mad that only
2000 people showed up to your encampment
this needs to be fat bear
there needs to be 24-7 live streams
of everybody like making
wagers and shit
this should be on
BET365 daily
this is what I'm talking about though
I probably would not go
for the sake of safety
and just responsibility
in the present world
under ideal circumstances
I would love to go and make a documentary about this
the best I could do
is if he actually does this
and they actually have feeds
fuck I might be tempted
to do nonstop coverage of it
like waiting for him to break
but he wouldn't break
it would be so disappointing
it would end up being like two minutes of Alex
yelling in a bullhorn and then Harrison Smith
in the studio or some shit
and there would be an excuse for why he has to leave
right away so he wouldn't have to
lose all face family stuff
yeah totally
all of a sudden Covid will be real
this is just another time
and it sucks because we've done this enough
it's another time that I
see this amazing potential
in what could come and it's not going to
I'm preemptively disappointed
I know it's not going to be great
I remember it's the same thing
I felt like the second time
I heard there was a marathon
the first time I thought like
oh shit this is the jackpot
he's going to be gassed
by hour three
and then it's like oh hour three David Knight's hosting
oh no
and then the second time I'm like it's not going to be good
now I'm just like a caravan
fucked me everything just sucks
Alex going to
Georgia sucked
well I mean when you
I might have to write a song about Alex
camping out in DC
now here's the problem
about an exhaustive failure
who fails exhaustively
all of the time
it's hard for us to expect him to
succeed yeah but you kind of have to
always
you always hope Charlie Brown's going to kick that fucking ball man
you have to
come in with a little optimism or else
you know it's a
it's a slog yeah
otherwise then you'll never try and kick the ball again
so I beg you Alex
please
do it do it
you'll save America
we will create a documentary for
free you will save America single-handedly
if you camp out at the Lincoln Memorial
through the winter and if you
eat fish and try and get as fat as possible
yeah come on
that's so good yeah so we have one last clip
here and it's a caller who's threatening
to shut down Biden's
inauguration okay okay
he's going real deep
right now I see him doing something
major before
I mean he'll probably wait until their fake
inauguration of Biden
it ain't going to be in DC
because we're going to shut that down
they're probably going to do it in California or New York City
it's going to be something
listen I need everybody out there to understand me
because I'm a major target and I'm not trying to act fancy
pants but let me tell you
I put my ass on the line my skin of the game
okay I'm on there on the 12th
I want people there and I'm going to be there on the 20th
come hell or high water so you got my commitment
they've told me don't you show your ass back in DC
well I'm coming and so you go ahead
and do whatever you want man that's what God wants
if you strike me now I'll become more
powerful than you could possibly imagine
quote Obi-Wan Kenobi you don't get to quote the
dead eyes no no you're the bad guy remember
your favorite guy is literally the emperor
yeah you don't get to do that that's not fair
yeah jerk
see now that would be that would be acceptable
on his I'm joining
the dark side episode where he quotes
Obi-Wan the whole time yeah that would
that would make sense and he comes into the show
with just swelling strings
that would be fitting yeah that'd be great
so I don't think Alex is
going to follow through with this I think he's going to go do
some publicity stunts in DC
he said he's going to be there on the 12th
which is when that rally he's going to co-opt
is and then on the
20th for inauguration I could see him
going to that as well and trying to cause a
scene but when would the
when would the camping be would it be on the 12th
would it start on the 12th and then go through
the inauguration because that's what it should be
set up a god damn Zephyr
get out there and broadcast from
the Lincoln Memorial
he eats more sandwiches in a day
than he will spend hours on that
mall this makes me sad
I want it to happen and I'm not going to allow
myself to believe that it's not going to happen
yet there's the chance yes there's always
the chance hope it springs
eternal it's still Schrodinger's
occupation at this point
so we will see until we're allowed
to observe it yeah and another
thing that's Schrodinger's
we have Schrodinger's Monday's episode
it could be a Rogan episode could not be
at this point it is both
it is
it is simultaneously an episode about Rogan
and not and you'll have to
tune in on Monday to find out that sounds like
something I would hear on the Joe Rogan show
it is Schrodinger
it is both at the same time
yeah also how about
I can't remember what his sponsors were
damn it wasn't there a
toilet one swift shifty
no that's Rick and Morty
flushy flushy
no who knows
anyway we'll be back Jordan but until then
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