Knowledge Fight - #52: July 14-21, 2015
Episode Date: June 12, 2017Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the fourth installment in his investigation into what happened to convince Alex Jones to sign up with Team Trump. In the last episode, we learned that Alex felt that ...Trump was a "predator," a "shill," and clearly mob-connected, so how does his opinion come to change? Topics covered on today's episode: Alex "intentionally" "jumps the shark" (?) Alex is fooled by criminally edited anti-Planned Parenthood propaganda videos A caller convinces Alex that Jade Helm is real, and that the UN is operating out of a Walmart in Alabama
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Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
I love you.
Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan.
We're a couple dudes who like to sit around and drink novelty beverages
and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
That's correct. Today, we have Sprecker, a fire-brewed cherry-cran gourmet soda.
It is definitely gourmet. Cherry-cran.
I don't understand.
Now, hold on.
Prediction.
Prediction.
Is it going to be cherry-cran cola or just cherry cranberry?
What do you think?
I don't know. I don't actually know what applying the word cola means.
Well, it means it tastes like a Coke, but with cherry-cranberry flavoring.
Okay.
Or is it just straight-up fruit soda?
Um, let's go with Coke with, let's go with cherry Coke.
Let's find out.
Here we go.
The big reveal. Jordan taking a swig.
Wow. This is fucking delicious.
Yes.
It is so good.
This is the first.
It's so good.
I'm going to drink six of these.
Yes.
Um, what does it taste like?
I have no idea.
No clue.
Right now, all I can experience is joy.
I will open mine up during our first clip, but first let's get to an out-of-context drop of Alex Jones.
Before we do that, let me ask you a question about this show.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Do you remember how we're professionals at this apparently?
I don't.
Oh, fair enough. Good point.
Listen, I know a lot about Alex Jones.
Do you?
I do.
Can we take that again?
From the top.
There's a twist to this show.
Is there a twist?
I know a lot about Alex Jones.
I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
Let's get to an out-of-context drop.
And liberal.
And liberal.
I'm liberal.
I rule.
And liberal.
Also.
All right. That's a good one.
Yeah, it's pretty good out-of-context drop.
I'd like to give a shout out.
Is he also doing riddles with fucking Frodo in the dark?
That sound like some sort of weird troll.
Yeah.
I'd like to give a shout out to someone who is not a troll being ladies and gentlemen.
That is some great, great segway.
This is a first honorary policy won because I don't know if this guy donates to the show,
but I've been putting off writing back an email to listener Brian for quite a while.
He sent me what may be the world's greatest email.
Okay.
That really sort of lifts my spirits.
Whenever I feel like it doesn't matter that we're doing the show, I can take a little
look at this email and be like, all right, that's very reassuring.
And I appreciate it very much to the point where I've been trying to write him back for
about two weeks and I can't.
I sit down and I feel like an asshole.
So instead of writing you back, Brian, I'd like to thank you publicly and give you an
honorary policy wonk status.
I'm a policy wonk.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard, Brian.
You don't need to give Brian to be a policy wonk.
Apparently your email was so good that Dan apparently kept it to himself and did not
tell me about it, which I can only meet.
I can only assume means you talk some serious shit about me.
All about how much you suck is all about how the show is garbage and it should just
be Dan Jordan yells too much.
We just want Dan's analysis said nobody.
I know it was more just I was embarrassed that it was so positive.
I have to hide those things.
Anyway, thank you very much, Brian.
It really does.
It really does mean it really does mean a lot whenever people say nice things.
Indeed.
It really does or unnice things about Alex Jones.
So today, Jordan, we're going to be embarking in part four of my investigation into what
the fuck happened to Alex Jones in 2015.
Right today.
We're going to be covering the time span of July 14th through July 21st 2015.
It's going to be strange.
It's a weird road ahead, but there's a lot of stuff that's very worth discussing
and Alex Jones being very weird.
Very weird.
Okay.
His headspace is so fucked up and I think I've started to piece a few things together.
I'm going to give you some of this analysis up front.
Okay.
I think that Alex Jones more than being just a propagandist is someone who's tricked
by propaganda very easily.
That would make sense.
That that follows.
And I think I like to play the game where there's something super nefarious going on
and Roger Stone is pulling the strings behind him.
As do we all.
And that may be the case, but a very simple explanation.
Hopefully for the popularity of our show, it's the case.
Sure.
If we break that, that would be huge.
That would be huge.
Yeah.
If it turns out he's just an idiot, then we all feel kind of weird.
Don't we?
Because everyone's like, he knew that.
I'm starting breaking.
Scientists have discovered that Alex Jones is a fucking moron.
I'm starting to get a sense that possibly a lot of his transformation that happens
in 2015 is that there is weaponized propaganda going around and he is as much
a proponent of it as he is a victim of it.
Okay.
And one of the things that made that click into place was I was listening very carefully
to James Comey's testimony last week.
And one of the things that he was asked was when did the FBI become first
aware of Russian hacking and Russian influence campaigns?
And his answer was summer of 2015, which is right around the era when we're
talking about.
Okay.
All right.
I have noticed a lot of instances of Alex believing bullshit stories that
were deliberately or at least possibly trans traced back to it's possible.
It's kind of Russian propaganda.
Who knows campaign.
It's possible.
Uh-huh.
I don't.
I don't know if we can definitively say that we can definitely say that he
believes complete lies.
Right.
And he would be susceptible to that.
Circumstantially, it does seem to make sense if he was hacked.
Oh, there's all sorts of shit that now we've got a different nefarious campaign.
I'm loving it.
It's entirely possible.
I'm loving it because if you were someone who was trying to use influence
campaigns, if you were trying to use propaganda to sway public opinion,
right?
One of the very obvious targets would be Alex Jones.
He's clearly crazy.
He's hiding something.
Yes, he is.
His finances are out of control.
He has a lunatic fringe of audience like it would be someone who you'd
obviously want a black male.
A lunatic fringe that we can probably safely say is proportionately more violent
than the rest of us.
Yeah.
So I don't know if any of this will bear out, but that's something that I'm
starting to look at and starting to feel is that he just falls for propaganda
really easily and we'll see a bit of it over the course of this episode.
But first, let's start in July 14th.
Alex Jones has an interesting ride on July 14th, but he has one big
announcement that he starts the show with.
Oh, this is very exciting.
Oh, no, because I will get at well at the end of this clip.
I will explain why this excites the shit out of me, but I think you'll know.
I think you'll be obvious.
Oh, yeah.
All right, strap yourselves in.
It's going to be a power packed loaded transmission today and we're going
to be going live right into the fourth hour.
Most stations carry just the first three hours for years.
I did four hours and a lot of stations still carry the fourth hour.
That's a rear of the first hour or some stations carry the second, third and
fourth hour.
It varies, but I am looking at bringing back.
I will announce here on air sometime this year, the fourth hour, but making
the fourth hour, an intense news broadcast with a fourth hour round table
discussion where more than 50 news articles will be covered every day.
Boom, boom, boom.
Throw the topic out.
Get a quick comment from the people on the panel.
Take a call.
Go to the next story.
How's that you on globalists?
They suck.
All right.
So first of all, he failed.
Oh, oh, really?
Making a news heavy round table.
News heavy.
God damn it, Alex.
That's a pipe dream even for you, sir, but bringing back the fourth
hour means we're this much closer to John Rappaport.
Oh, that is true.
Yeah.
Cause he is a fourth hour host.
Right.
He can't exist within the context of three hours, but once the fourth
hour comes, is there a possibility that we'll stumble upon an
episode where he does try this fourth hour and that is the beginning.
Well, Rappaport, he does do the fourth hour on this episode on July 14th.
Yeah.
And he has Leanne McAdoo host.
I mean, I mean, when we're talking about like the round table.
So like he does, he tries that out, bro.
I don't think he ever does that because of, I mean, but come on.
You can't just, just the idea of Alex trying to coexist with three
other people allowed to talk at the same time.
Not a chance.
No, zero chance.
I think his premise beautiful fire.
I think the premise is he's not involved in the fourth hour.
Okay.
I think he is saying because he does get into like, I've been secretly
training the anchors, having them on air.
Why secretly just train them?
That's a good idea.
I've been putting them on air.
They don't know I'm building to something.
David Knight anyway, but they should know it's their job.
Another thing he talks about is how he's going to launch a TV network,
which is important because he's lying about that currently.
Yes.
Two years later, uh, he's still saying we're about to do this.
Roger Stone's going to have a TV show.
Mike Cernovich is going to get a show.
Any moment now.
Yeah.
So, uh, I think there's reasons not to get too freaked out about Alex's
stated plans in 2017 of having a TV network.
I don't think we need to worry too much about that.
Nope.
But if it does happen, we do need to be very worried because.
I think it would rapidly become the most sued TV network in history.
Yes.
Now that worries me just because I don't know if I'm ready to
allow my tax dollars to go to that many legal suits, but you remember
how like spike TV immediately got sued because Spike Lee was like,
that's my name.
I did not remember that this will get sued faster.
So I can't say this enough.
Bring on the wrap up or yeah, I'm excited for that to happen.
Leanne McAdoo hosts the fourth hour in this episode and she is not ready.
I think it's just very silly how somehow we've, we've developed this weird
fascination with John Rappaport to the point where now I'm kind of
rooting for him.
I am too.
He's the worst.
He's a fucking miserable monster who tries to rip fun and joy from
everyone and spread this bullshit vaccination lie.
But at the same time, look at you real look at you.
You're a weird old monster that lives in a cave that can't fucking
hang a goddamn painting.
That's part of it.
How can I not love this man?
That's a big part of it.
The other part is that he looks like a druid.
Like there's like he's a googly-eyed Muppet druid.
Anyway, we'll get to John Rappaport when he shows up.
He hasn't even shown up in an interview up till this point.
So I don't even know where he is.
Where was he found?
I don't know, man.
The other.
I want an origin story.
The other realms.
I want an origin story on John Rappaport.
So, uh, is he Rattagast the brown?
I think is the greater question.
The gray.
Like that's Gandalf.
That's Gandalf.
I apologize.
Rattagast was the brown.
I'm not a big enough nerd.
I'm sorry.
I'm a big old nerd for the Lords of the Ringgoos.
So some people have sort of religious feelings about Lord of the Rings.
Would you agree with that?
Some people sort of take it on as a religion.
I'm talking about nerds here.
I feel like you're leading me towards something.
I don't, I, this is a trap.
This is not a smooth transition.
This is a trap.
This is a terrible transition.
Also, this soda is really good.
It's delicious.
Alex Jones wants to talk about why he's been getting more religious lately.
And if you think that it's a complete thought, you're wrong.
This soda is like Galadriel's water.
You know what I'm saying?
Shut up, nerd.
You know what I'm saying?
Nerd!
Galadriel!
Nerd!
People can say before I get into all this news and talk about the guests that are coming up that
why are you getting more and more religious?
Well, it's been said many times, there are no atheists and foxholes.
And when you read about babies wrapped in gold foil being shipped out of China by the thousands every month
and being turned into powder for women mainly to eat it, believing it makes them look younger.
And nobody seems to care.
When you look at hundreds of millions of abortions every year worldwide,
when you look at the globalist poisoning our food and water supply by design
and forcing Gardasil shots on young girls all over the planet.
When you look at our government funding ISIS and Al Qaeda,
when you look at the borders wide open and El Chapo,
now we learn had his wife move here to have her baby so he'd have an anchor baby.
The billionaire drug dealer even lives off U.S. taxpayers.
I mean, it's a joke.
I mean, and so that's why I'm committed to fight as hard as I can.
The British Special Forces slogan for the special air services,
the model of special forces worldwide.
I mean, they were the first to do it.
S. A. S. is fortune favors the bold.
Well, I'm here to tell you I in the face of them coming after our guns,
coming after our health, coming after everything fortune favors the bold.
What is our fortune?
What made our fortune?
What made the prosperity and the freedom?
What that forbearers getting back down?
What is he talking about?
Refused to be down.
A lot of them came from a super slavery.
You name it, but they persevered to the point where at and our ancestors on
losers, whether you're black, whether you're white, whether Hispanic or Asian,
all peoples of the earth have incredible histories of incredible adversity
and overcoming it.
And that's why we're here today.
The fact that your parents and their grandparents and their great, great,
great, great grandparents were able to have children and have them survive and
pass that torch forward and the fact that we're alive today as a species
and dominant on this planet is because we're winners.
And I'm sick of people telling us we're not winners.
I don't understand what this is supposed to be about.
Consciousness is incredible.
An incredible God made you, whether you believe in God or not.
Look around you.
Reality is fantastic.
Twelve dimensions they've discovered.
Scientists believe there's probably life in other dimensions.
What do you think all this is?
We only see a very narrow spectrum of light just in the light spectrum of this
dimension.
The eye has not seen the ear is not heard.
What God, the universe, whatever you want to call it has in store for us and
we're not going to let the globalist wall off reality, put us in a matrix to
control us, dumb us down and then phase us out.
Like we're a horse and buggy whip in 1920 and the factories are closing
because nobody buys buggies and buggy whips and horses anymore.
We are the innovators.
We are the great creation.
We are in the image of the great creator.
We are special.
We are powerful.
And that's why the fallen one is the bold wants to bring us down.
So that's why Alex has been getting more religious.
I don't know.
Was there actually a reason in there?
It was, it was that the closest it comes is that there's no atheists and
foxholes and he thinks the globalists are committing war on us.
Yeah.
Well, they're causing all the abortions and the hundreds of millions.
Gardasil.
Yeah.
How many, how many people are born every year?
Hundreds of billions.
I don't know.
I don't know statistics on that.
I don't know what we're at like 7.5 billion on the planet right now.
So I assume it's like, I don't know, a hundred million babies born a year and
then like 70 million people dying a year or something like that.
So if there were hundreds of millions of abortions, that means that if he were
to stop abortions, it's entirely possible.
We would have 12 billion people on this planet next year.
Well, according to the CDC, the Centers for Disease Control in 2013,
664,435 legal induced abortions were reported.
So that's in the, that's in the United States.
So hundreds of millions worldwide, obviously.
Yeah, that makes sense.
The other stuff is, is crazy.
Like the, the babies covered in gold foil.
That was my favorite that I immediately got a Willy Wonka's factory situation
going there where babies were on conveyor belts and they were just
being rolled up in gold.
There was a guy who got arrested with like some babies covered in foil,
like mummified babies that he was trying to transport back to China from
like the Philippines or something like that.
I don't remember the, I don't remember the origin country, but the reason
he was doing that is because China has a very interesting relationship
with fetuses and babies, especially ones that have died.
They have a whole tradition around abortion where if you get an abortion,
you're supposed to create a shrine to the baby and worship the fetus ghost.
It's supposed to appease the fetus ghost, bring it food and stuff like that
to help it live in the other worlds.
That's like a, that's like a botchling from a old Norse mythology.
Right.
I don't know enough to speak on why someone would want to buy some stranger
baby.
I have no idea, but be that as it may, there's more complicated stuff going on
there than Alex is really wrestling with.
It's not for people to eat them.
The other stuff is so crazy.
Like he believes in God, but then he gets into other dimensions.
There's 12 dimensions.
There's probably things living in them.
Scientists believe that there are things living in other dimensions.
And then I want to get, I want to just jump forward to another day's show
because it bears playing here in this clip.
Alex Jones talks a little bit about what he believes about something
specific to scripture.
And I mean like, ooh, he's not a bad idea.
He shouldn't really be bringing scripture up.
I'm not certain he's talking about the same Christianity that most people
know.
Here you go.
And I don't like suicide, but I understand people do when they're in
so much pain.
I don't judge people to commit suicide and I don't think God does either.
I can't speak for God, but just at my gut level in my spirit, I think
if somebody's in excruciating pain or their kids have died in a plane crash
and they're distraught and I understand jumping off a cliff, I wouldn't
personally do it.
But strong selling assisted suicide and and eugenics and euthanasia as if
it's just some choice of somebody who's in great pain is not what's
happening.
This is about devaluing human life and having the state remove people like
THX 1138 or Logan's Run.
So he's against assisted suicide and stuff like that because he compares it
to a movie and things like Logan's Run.
I think it's going to be government control of stuff.
He could also have said the giver.
They had some government control baby killing.
But then at the beginning of it, he's talking about like, I'm cool with
suicide and I think God is too in my gut level.
I say that.
And I mean, if you look at the Bible, there's seven people who committed
suicide clearly in the Bible.
Yep.
And six of them are called specifically wicked in the Bible further.
Job 121 says naked.
I came from my mother's womb and naked.
I will depart the Lord gave and the Lord has taken away a lot of people
interpret that to mean that the Lord gives you life and the Lord chooses
when your life will end.
The Lord takes away when your life ends first Corinthians 1013.
He will not let you be tempted by more than you can bear.
But when you are tempted, God will also give you a way to escape that
temptation.
A lot of people interpret that to be either temptation towards sin or
temptation to God will not give you more than you can handle more than
you can bear.
Yeah, which is clearly bullshit further.
If there, if you needed one reason to disbelieve the Bible, that would be
definitely the one of further.
One of the commandments is thou shall not murder and strictly speaking,
a lot of people believe that murder is suicide is murder.
You're murdering yourself.
It would be against if God has given you life.
You don't have the right to take it away.
That's a pretty consistent theological message, especially of people
who have a pretty hard line on the Bible.
Yeah, if you're anti-abortion, then the same logic has to apply to
killing yourself.
Right.
You'd think so.
Alex is in this weird fucking religious space.
Either way, I just wanted to bring that up because I don't know if
you know this or not.
But when Alex was growing up, his parents actually read him the apocrypha.
They didn't actually, they didn't have a King James.
They had all the Gnostic Gospels.
He has a Tobit tattoo on his arm.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or is that the Pseudopigrapher?
The Gospel of Mary, the whole thing.
The Gospel of, like, what was it?
Is it Thomas or Judas that was discovered like 10 years ago?
Judas.
That one didn't exist back when Alex was a weeboe.
Yeah, look, I think if he grew up studying Gnosticism, he would
actually be way smarter because you'd have to wrestle with these
enigmatic riddles and you know, what's going on with the Barbello?
What's going on here?
Well, he was more a fan of the one we praise the pluroma.
He's more a fan of the ones where Jesus fought dragons and killed
other kids for no reason.
You know, the good stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
So we get back to the 14th here and something really important
happened on the 14th up till this point.
Alex has only said that he doesn't trust Trump and that Trump is mobbed
up, all these sorts of things.
Very negative things, although he does agree with his rhetoric.
Loves bigotry, hates the mob.
And does not think it's bigotry.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but let's move on.
So on this show, he has an interview with TV, I don't know if he's
on TV, maybe just a radio host, Larry Elder, who is big into Trump.
And I think Alex is a little bit blindsided by it.
Oh, really?
I think he's not ready to have this interview.
Was he not expecting this?
I don't know.
I'm not sure exactly.
I think he wanted just to talk about race shit with a black guy and
accidentally got sidetracked into talking to a guy who really sports
Trump.
Oh, okay.
So what he was, what he was ostensibly doing is like pointing
to any like he's, he's got a globe and he just closes his eyes and
points on is like, find me a black guy who agrees with me.
Yep.
And then we'll put him on the show.
So I don't feel like a horrible racist because I'm totally a horrible
racist.
It's possible.
So he starts by having a little conversation about identity politics.
So I think that's largely what he wants to talk about.
I think you've really hit the nail on the head there.
When you talk about, they've taken our basic freedoms.
They've taken our economic future.
They've taken our jobs.
Let's talk about the globalists.
And then all they give us is identity politics.
That's why they're now drilling down into saying transgender.
Don't say dad and mom.
Don't say husband and wife.
Don't say boy or girl.
They're doing this with a straight face to just kill any identity that isn't
just worshiping the state.
And that is why Alex Trump is resonating.
And if I were Trump, I'd broaden the argument.
He has not made the argument that illegal aliens pose a threat to job
prospects of people living in the inner city.
But he soon will.
So that that that I think is indicative of exactly what this interview is.
Alex wants to talk about the globalists taking away identity and shit like
that and that of course it's mostly influenced by the fact that people
are still trying to take down Confederate flags and Alex is pissed
about that.
Yes.
Yeah.
Battle flags.
Everybody who fought in the Civil War bows to me in my lineage.
Yes.
Because of tariffs.
Yes.
And then tariffs immediately in answering that question.
Larry Elder is like, Hey, no, man, I gotta tell you, Trump's pretty great.
And Alex.
Well, that's why would you expect?
Why does like why would Alex expect any of his guests with no prep time?
Apparently none to just buy into the globalists like just because
you're on info wars.
You're not buying into the globalist.
Well, one thing I've actually know.
I'm glad you brought that up.
One thing that Alex does very consistently.
If you listen regularly, he cucks out his guests really hard because of
course he does.
Well, the thing that he does and I've noticed this technique.
You heard it a little bit there.
Right.
He's saying that like these people are trying to outlaw a boy and girl.
Yeah.
You can't say mother and father.
What he does is pretty early in the interview.
He'll repeat a false story and get them to sign off on it.
And if they will know that it's a false story, but they don't want to
challenge his authority on the show because they also want to get to
what they want to say.
Exactly.
They want to use the platform.
And after that point, they are essentially compromised.
Right.
So I know that he does that, but also I think that he has a big
enough stable of people who are like, wink, wink on the globalists and
stuff like that.
So I mean, yeah, globalists, whatever.
But did you hear about this Trump guy?
I'm positive.
This isn't the first time Larry elders been on.
It's just that we don't, we've not had him on an episode before naturally.
So I'm sure they have a preexisting relationship wherein they both
know that each other yells about globalists.
Hmm.
So the GOP is trying to outlaw preexisting relationships.
It's true.
That's true.
So the interview goes on a little bit and Alex expresses that he
still doesn't really trust Trump.
Larry, I want to get into the Donald Trump phenomenon because the
mainstream media wouldn't be saying his name thousands of times a
day and misrepresenting what he's saying.
Hmm.
If they didn't have a plan, I think it is to distract from the other
Republican candidates thinking that Trump isn't serious is going to drop
out later.
That's just what my guts saying.
But regardless, he's a beautiful world.
So he has to be defended.
So that's where he's at.
He's even in this in the middle of this interview with the pro
top Trump Larry Elder.
He's still saying I don't trust Trump.
Of course not.
But what he is saying is true.
So he has to be defended.
He must be defended, which great.
That's the logic of a lunatic.
And now Larry Elder steps in it.
Well, I disagree.
I think Donald Trump has been defending himself just fine by not
apologizing by not backing down the way Republicans normally do recall
when Todd Aiken said legitimate rape.
All he was saying is some women in fact lie about rape.
Not, not very many do, but about 10% apparently do all of a sudden
rents, creeds, dumps on him and Todd Aiken got destroyed in the election.
Donald Trump has not backed down.
He's not afraid of being called a bigot.
Words have meaning.
No, not in not have to mean things.
Not in globalist.
You have to have a word that means a thing.
And then the word means a thing.
So Todd Aiken's quote was in cases of legitimate rape.
The body has a way of shutting that down.
Right.
Insanity.
Right.
And then the second part that was about abortion one just putting legitimate
rape, legitimate in front of rape has nothing to do with whether or not
somebody lies about right now.
That was entirely about all of the like, well, legitimate rape is you
have to be beaten up.
There needs to be a knife.
You can't be coerced.
You can't be pressured on it.
You can't give in.
You can't be forced to do it.
So to a certain point where you're like, well, I guess this is my fault.
Now that is all rape.
Right.
It is not illegitimate rape.
That's not a thing.
Then the second part is the second part is magic.
Yeah.
He said in cases of legitimate rape, magic is real.
That's what he really.
The body has a way of shutting that down.
Yeah, shut it.
What?
Yeah.
So Larry Elder's argument is that Todd Aiken fucked up by apologizing.
Yeah.
And Trump isn't making that problem.
He's not apologizing.
He's not stepping into the same trap that Todd Aiken stepped into.
And Todd Aiken probably would have done better if he hadn't apologized.
I think that's what we've really learned is that again, dog whistling is for
losers just out and out bigotry.
That's the rule of the law.
Apparently it flies.
Yeah, exactly.
And it turns out that like, I mean, we said it even on like when it happened
earlier, like early episodes of the show, Trump should not have fired Flynn.
All of this probably wouldn't be happening if he just put his dick on the
table and was like, no, yeah, I don't care.
Because it's because the GOP wouldn't have done anything.
No, not a chance.
God damn it.
Imagine how because that's also the last time that he's really listened to
anybody there either.
It seems like it.
Yeah.
Like he everybody was like, Hey, you got to get rid of Flynn.
This is a bad idea.
We're getting a lot of bad press.
Yeah.
And it's nonstop from there.
And now anytime they're like, Hey, Trump, don't do this.
He's like, I am dementia and then yells exactly the opposite.
Like the time you told me to get rid of Flynn.
He baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That didn't work.
You think you're so smart?
Yeah.
Oh, you think this travel ban shouldn't be called a travel ban?
Cause then we'll win in court.
No, travel ban.
Do you know what it is?
It's the exact same thing I said it was on the campaign.
It's the exact same thing that every court has said is illegal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, um, we, this interview goes on a little bit longer and Larry Elder,
even though he supports Trump in this next clip admits that Trump probably is
just out for publicity.
Well, I mean, I would certainly rather Donald Trump than a Hillary Clinton
in there, but in your gut.
And I really respect your opinion on this.
You don't think he's some type of ringer just getting political
attention for his overall empire.
Oh, I think it's all of the above.
I think that Donald Trump feels the worst thing that'll happen is his
name recognition will be even higher and maybe he'll make even more money.
But I don't think he anticipated the fallout.
I don't think he anticipated that ESPN and NASCAR and Univision and NBC would
dump him and other people are also thinking about dumping him.
He may even lose clients in his, in his condos.
Who knows?
But I think overall what Donald Trump feels is the worst that'll happen is
my brand will be even bigger, but maybe I'll make some noise.
Maybe I'll make something happen.
And let's not discount the possibility that he's sincere.
He thinks the country is going to hell in a handbasket.
He thinks our foreign policy is weak.
He thinks our deals with various other countries are weak and he thinks
the country is going down and he thinks he as a business person can do
something about it.
I applaud the idea of him going off the grid for this time spending his time
and his energy and his money trying to make the country better as opposed
to making more money.
Why aren't people applauding that?
I guess I have to say I applaud him because he is getting persecuted
now and he's not backing down and he's not going to do the Miss
America thing.
He's going to focus on the campaign again though.
Doesn't this show the other Republicans what they should have been
doing the whole time?
It most certainly does.
The other Republicans are wusses and that's one of the things that that
pisses people off.
That's the first thing I wholeheartedly agree with him on.
Yeah, that's fair.
But clearly, clearly with Trump in office and the other Republicans
hating it and still not doing anything.
Yeah, they're a giant group of wusses.
Well, you see Larry Elder is affecting Alex and he's softening his
perspective.
Absolutely.
Even though the conversation they're having is about how he's probably
fucking around for publicity to the point where Larry Elder even says,
let's not discount the possibility.
He's serious.
Hey, let's not throw that away.
No, I know it's an outside chance, but let's maybe serious and Alex is
like, yeah, we got to applaud it because he's putting his business
things on the line, not realizing that he stands to gain so much from
abusing the presidency.
Oh man, and he sure does.
Yeah.
So the point where all of the like, they are right about everything being
a publicity stunt and a and an idea to make more money.
It just so happened that he got the presidency.
So he's using it to generate more publicity and make more money.
Yeah.
He's even got the Department of Justice arguing that he should be
allowed to take money from whoever he wants.
Yep.
The department, the Department of Justice in the United States is
actively arguing.
You know that constitution?
Mm hmm.
Not a fan.
I fuck you.
Fake news.
While we're on this like little Trump thing, I loved that moment from his
press conference at the end of last week where he's with the Romanian
president and they're talking about waivers like visa waivers for
Romanians and he's like, we didn't talk about it.
The new president's like, I brought it up.
Yeah.
Just like, what the fuck are we doing?
You just watch that clip alone like, no, not not good.
Take everything else away.
That's bad.
That's very bad.
Yeah.
It's not good to trust a foreign leader.
I have no idea what he's up to.
Although my brother was born in Bucharest.
So I have some relation to Romania.
There you go.
Spend a tiny bit of time there as a young boy and I remember it being miserable.
Yeah.
But that was also back in the well.
That's why you got to get waivers for your visa.
It was in the late eighties though.
So I mean that whole area is doing a lot better than back then necessarily.
Anyway, Larry elders not quite done.
Okay.
He's got to be involved in two more clips that are pretty offensive.
One is about Charleston and then the other one's just.
No, this one is wild.
No, I mean, isn't that the answer that he pulls that gun out?
Somebody pulls a gun out and blows him away and maybe only two people
would have been dead him and maybe the first person he shot.
I mean, isn't that the answer?
Isn't it gun free zones and an anti gun culture?
What really?
What ended up killing these people casualties?
You're baseline.
I don't know.
Oh, I would rather have two people dead than no people dead.
Yeah.
Maybe if he didn't have a fucking gun, he wouldn't have been able to kill those
people.
It's possible.
But then you get into the argument.
He could have had a knife, you know, blah, blah, blah.
That's stupid argument.
But it's a it's a dumb argument.
But what's dumber is the idea that like, okay, someone there, it's their fault
because they didn't have a gun.
Yeah.
And further, it's society's fault for disarming churches and it's, you know,
it's the anti gun agendas fault that these people died, not the person, not
the white supremacist who actually did it.
No, so it's the anti gun agenda.
Keep that in mind because there's an interesting juxtaposition.
Every time somebody gets shot by a gun, it's because the anti gun agenda.
Not the white supremacist who's doing it, but keep that in mind because the
Charleston shooting happened, you know, two weeks before this, but there's a
shooting in Chattanooga that happens a couple days after where we're at in
the timeline now and Alex treats it very differently.
You know, I, I said that jokingly and then I realized that's exactly what they
believe every time somebody gets shot.
It's because we say you shouldn't have guns.
Yep.
That's genuinely their position.
That's how, how do we lose to these people, dad?
I don't know.
These are the dumbest fucking people.
Speaking of dumb, it's unbelievable.
Speaking of dumb, listen to this clip.
Okay.
Alex has some weird fucking thoughts about who's to blame for racism.
Oh, no.
Well, it's really sad because I saw a lot of racial harmony.
People coming together.
Uh, it was just really refreshing and now I've never seen it so energized in
my whole life, not, not growing up in the, you know, early seventies and stuff
in the eighties and it just, it's so cold blooded.
See it.
Yeah.
Maybe you're blind.
Maybe because you didn't have to deal with it.
Yep.
Maybe white people, one of the big reasons you don't understand racism is
because it's not a thing you deal with.
It's not germane to your immediate experience.
Yeah.
So of course you think racism isn't a problem because it's not a problem for
you.
You have to, you have to, you know, really expand your mind and try and relate
to other people's experiences to understand just how insidious you don't
even have to really expand your mind.
You have to just look at a person and be like, Hey, what did you experience?
And they tell you a thing and you're like, Oh, that's probably true.
I should write.
I should respect your experience instead of, instead of telling you what your
life experience is, is wrong.
No, cause you tell me your life experience.
And then my response is, Oh man, it sucks.
The globalists are doing that to you.
It is.
So it does suck.
The globalists are doing that to me.
Sucks, man.
Uh, so that's it for the 14th.
And we, we see just a little bit of softening in Alex's position towards
Trump, uh, and we move on to the 15th, which we're not going to cover cause
David Knight hosted, but something important to remember is July 15th, 2015
was when Jade Helm 15 kicked off the old Jade Helm.
Oh, the one that he said was, uh, was real.
And then later told us was not real.
We don't really know if he said it was real per se.
We don't have audio evidence of that.
So let's not make that claim.
Fine.
Disappointing.
We have good reason to believe he did, but we can't prove it.
If we can't prove it, then we can't, but I, then I will retract that statement,
but we will see where his head is at a little bit later.
Of course we will.
On the episode of July 16th, when Alex is back in studio.
Of course.
So Alex starts off, uh, out, uh, the July 16th episode with a little bit
of a tease, uh, that, uh, should scare everyone.
I really spent some time watching Donald Trump speeches and his interviews.
And coming up at the bottom of the hour, I'll give you my take on Donald Trump.
I've really done some soul searching on the subject and I'll give you my
take on whether I think he's a shell or not.
Spoiler alert.
He still thinks he's a shell.
We'll see.
That comes a little, you comes a little later in the episode.
I was waiting for you to tell me.
So on this episode, uh, Alex Jones has, he's all over the goddamn place on
the 16th.
It is a massive clusterfuck of weird narratives, strange things he says.
Uh, but one of them is Mark Dice has a new video.
We're not going to listen to it.
Don't worry.
Okay.
Thank you.
It's all the same shit.
Thank you so much.
It's the exact same setup.
It's just him talking to people on a beach with the club board getting
owned.
Yeah.
Basically.
Yeah.
This one is about how Mount Rushmore is racist.
Uh, and they actually agree with that very much entirely.
I mean, like Roosevelt's up there.
No, I mean that they took American native lands.
Oh yeah.
That part and used it to build giant monuments to the very people who
stole those American native lands.
You know what?
Mark Dice doesn't wrestle with that.
I, I, I strangely feel like I should have known.
So Mark Dice has gone out and done this video and I wanted to play this
clip just because it indicates again, this insidious cycle that Alex Jones
perpetuates wherein he has one of his reporters go out, create some video that
doesn't say what he pretends.
It says drudge links to it or it gets, you know, it gets a link up somewhere
and then Alex Jones repeats it as news.
He's going to say that there's a headline and the headline is that people
are calling for the destruction of Mount Rushmore, which isn't happening.
It's entirely based on Mark Dice's video at the end of this clip.
It's very short, but he says that there's this is news up top and then at
the end he says he told Mark Dice to go make this video.
So it's just a closed loop.
Yeah, completely nonsensical.
Well, that's, that's how that's how Fox News operated almost from the very
beginning.
They're, they're their trick was always to have their news people say, you
know, a basic story.
Then their opinion people would be like, this is what is really happening.
And then they're the next day, the news would keep it in the cycle by saying
people are saying what is happening commentators exactly, but it's people.
It's just people are saying, you know, we're reporting on what people are
saying.
We're not verifying it or supporting it.
Just so happens that the people that said it are on our network and we have
a vested interest in making sure that you have their thoughts in your mind
all the fucking time, but people are saying it.
We're reporting on it.
So here's our reporting on what Alex Jones does a new video.
Obama supporters advocate tearing down racist Mount Rushmore.
We told you that was coming.
Is it?
In fact, I said a few weeks ago, reporters go out and call for tearing down
Mount Rushmore.
Well, Mark Dice has done it.
So I mean, wait, what?
Yeah, that's basically him saying, hey, go, go stage this thing.
Go out and try and get us evidence for whatever narrative we want to
support.
And then my prediction will have come true when he's, I love that
version of reporting.
Yeah, it's, it's not, it's, it's quite literally fake news.
Yeah, exactly.
But like when he says, uh, I told you this is coming.
He's not saying I told you this video was going to be released.
That's not the context.
He's saying he's saying that in much the same way he predicted that people
would be calling for the American flag to be banned.
Of course.
Based on Mark Dice's video.
Yeah.
All of these things are things like I made these predictions and then
I told my reporters to somehow justify my stupid fucking prediction.
That's why he's a hundred percent right all the time.
All the time.
All the time.
You know what?
He's not just, you can predict everything so long as you make it happen.
So he's not just right all the time.
He's wrong all the time.
Oh, now this is going to get bad.
It's going to get Mark Dicey.
Something else happened in July of 2015, uh, that is really funny
conceptually, but isn't funny at all.
Uh, and that is that the center for medical progress went and made
all those behind the scenes videos about Planned Parenthood people
selling baby parts.
That's right.
And I'm going.
The ones they're in jail for now, right?
Uh, they're not in jail yet, but they've been charged with 15 felonies.
Good.
They, I believe the sentencing is still to come and what have you, but.
Oh, I hope it's so much jail.
They're in big trouble.
I want a lot of jail.
They're in big trouble for this and I'll explain exactly why on the
other end of it, but I want to really point out Alex Jones fucking buys it.
Yeah.
He is so into it.
He talks about it a little bit here and then the entire show a couple
days later is all about it.
Well, that was a, it was an entire news cycle.
Yeah.
All made up and that was all you heard that narrative being pushed to
the point where now just like, just like Obama's a secret Muslim.
Yeah.
The GOP still believes it.
They still believe that Planned Parenthood sells baby parts.
Yep.
And okay.
I'll just explain it now.
Even though the people who, even though the people who disseminated those
videos are going to jail, they're still like, ah, no, that was true.
They're just being prosecuted because of the powers that be or whatever
fucking nonsense they want to lie about.
The guy who's behind the center for medical progress is a guy named
David Daedalyn, uh, or Dale, Dale Dean, uh, Dale Den.
Who cares?
I'm good.
Uh, his organization set up a fake jail Dean.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
His organization.
I got it.
Yeah.
They set up a fake biomedical research company called Biomax
procurement services under this guys.
They posed as potential buyers of aborted fetal tissue and organs and
secretly recorded Planned Parenthood officials during meetings.
Uh, the center for medical progress released edited versions of these
videos, which it promoted is showing Planned Parenthood officials
price haggling over baby parts.
When the full unedited videos became available, they instead showed
a Planned Parenthood executive repeatedly saying its clients want
to cover their costs, not make money when donating fetal tissue from
abortions to scientific research.
According to the lawyer for Planned Parenthood, Roger K.
Evans, Biomax proposed sham procurement contracts offering $1,600
for liver and thymus fetal tissues.
I went back and I watched all of these videos.
Uh-huh.
They are shamelessly edited to the point where anyone who doesn't
have an agenda that this supports would be like, come the fuck on.
It's so crazy.
And Alex is so into it.
He like, I can't wait till we get to the 20th because that's when
he really tees off on it.
But he is so you can't wait.
So we can take off on him.
Yeah.
Essentially.
Yeah.
So gotcha.
Also, the other thing that's important to point out is, you know,
these guys, uh, let me, let me get these specifics here.
Uh, so they are ba ba ba ba on March 8th, March 28th, 2017.
This, uh, Dale Den and his cohort were charged with 15 felonies in
the state of California.
One for each of the people who they had filmed without consent
because they did not get consent.
Uh, and one for those hidden videos where they didn't get
consent and edited heavily, making it seem like they were committing
a crime.
Yep.
And one for criminal conspiracy to invade privacy.
Now, the thing that is really, uh, important to note is that, uh, this
is funny.
This is okay.
Good.
Every now, now we're awesome.
Now I'm free and clear.
Everyone investigated their claims.
The Senate, the, the house, all these state governors, everyone
investigated it and everyone cleared Planned Parenthood.
Everyone did investigations.
You know who didn't clear plan Planned Parenthood center for medical
progress.
No, the fucking everybody.
Yeah.
Uh, everybody who listened to it, but this one, this one's particularly
funny.
On July 30th, 2015, Indiana governor, Mike Pence announced that
the state's investigation did not find any evidence of wrongdoing
in Planned Parenthood's handling of fetal tissue.
Oh, oh, Mike Pence had to say that out loud.
I bet his babies died.
Yeah.
So I mean, it's just, it's insane.
The number of investigations that were opened into it, they're
like select committees, uh, the, the Jason Chaffetz, uh, the chairman
of the United States house committee on oversight and governmental
reform, that giant pussy on October 8th, 2015.
He stated that a GOP investigation found no evidence of wrongdoing
by Planned Parenthood, even people who are like strontially against
Planned Parenthood are all like, fuck, there's nothing here.
And who did everything possible within that investigation to try
and prove it so hard.
That was investigated so thoroughly for even the slight cause
if there was even a slight bit, they would have been like, well,
the entirety of the claim wasn't proven, but we did catch them on
this, the, you know, the Al Capone, uh, racketeering charge of Planned
Parenthood and they couldn't find fuck all.
So the exception is that there was a select committee in the United
States house, uh, uh, house, uh, the committee on, on energy and
commerce select investigation panel on Planned Parenthood was
formed to further investigate Planned Parenthood with Congresswoman
Marsha Blackburn serving as the chairwoman.
She sucks.
On September 21st, the panel voted eight to zero to recommend holding
StemExpress, which was a business that did research and got tissue
from Planned Parenthood in contempt of Congress for failure to comply
with a subpoena.
The six Democratic members on the panel walked out of the meeting
and protest before the vote.
The committee's final report recommended that quote, the National
Institutes of Health be required to stop funding fetal tissue research
and that the huge, uh, health provider Planned Parenthood be stripped
of U.S.
funding.
According to science, uh, the publication science, the report
contained multiple inaccuracies.
Democratic members of the panel who had not been permitted to read,
respond to, or vote on the final report, released an alternate
report in which they criticized the committee for relying on McCarthy
era tactics and a relying on unsourced, unverified documents and
writing of the report.
So that's sort of some of the aftermath of this.
How, how is this like, I get that you don't, don't you like not being
disease-ridden?
It's nice.
Dan, are you a big fan of that?
Sure.
Do you want to, do you want to continue not being disease-ridden?
Right?
Now, you know, new diseases can happen.
It's true.
Like they can happen at any time.
Yeah, they can evolve.
Or, you know, like there might be genetic issues.
Sure.
Don't you want to research this?
No.
Don't you want to learn more about it?
Not just, not just because, you know, you're fine now, but because
maybe in the future, there will be information that you want to have.
You're talking voodoo, my man.
Information that you can protect yourself with.
You don't play God.
Don't you want to research on things that are already dead?
Don't play God.
You can't, you can't.
You can't praise a spirit and keep yourself from getting sick.
Why?
You, can we just not give them science?
You know, they don't get it.
You know what the other thing?
I, you know what?
Eight member panel.
You don't get any science from now on.
It's a 14 member panel.
Six of them walked out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So all eight of you, you get notes, your phones gone.
So TVs gone.
You know what?
We didn't land on the moon because you're not allowed to believe that.
The true comedy of it too is in this video.
There are people who like this guy is giving these high prices that they're
going to pay for fetal tissue and stuff like that.
And pretty much across the board, the people are like that, that's higher
than we pay.
Like they're haggling, but it's the reverse of what you would expect in
haggling.
The person's coming too high because they're trying to make it look like
there's a, a, a tissue scam going on.
Right.
Right.
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00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:06,700
Right.
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They're trying to make money off of it.
Right.
When in reality, it is like $50 for samples to credentialed and certified
research centers.
Of course.
So because because because plan so stupid, because plan parenthood is
so hated by the GOP for doing awful things like providing women and men
and children with coverage and, and help and health.
You know, that kind of a thing, making sure that we don't get not disease
Britain, right?
They hate them for that.
So plan parenthood is always under investigation.
It is always being scrutinized.
So of course, if you go and try and catch them, do something, they have
safeguard under safeguard under safeguard.
Like we will show not even the slightest bit.
We will give them no evidence so that even though when they close down
those clinics at the end of the day, we will have been within perfect
understanding and compliance with the law.
Yep.
Well, the other thing is that because if they aren't, it's gone for
good every single one of them.
I agree.
The other thing is that like this is so indicative of what I what I
talk about with propaganda and truth like this still people believe.
It's utter horseshit and still people believe the damage is done.
You can explain a way that like, no, these people are manipulative
of the editing videos to say things.
They don't say these people have all been investigated by legitimate
boards and cleared of all any wrongdoing.
And the people who made the videos are going to jail for it.
Most likely, or at least being fucking sued real hard.
Oh, yeah.
It doesn't matter.
The propaganda is too effective.
Now, let's get to the clips of Alex.
He has a couple clips about this on this episode on the 16th.
And one of the things that's really important to remember is all of
the people in the videos are women.
So we're going to treat them with a lot of respect and dignity.
I'm sure that there will be zero comments on their appearance.
I don't know.
No, there are, but I'm not sure if I kept any of those in because
I actually think that there's something even more important that
goes on and that is that Alex Jones is clearly using coded language
to evoke classism.
There is like, I'll play these clips.
You'll know what I'm talking about.
It's very overt.
Okay.
He does this a lot, but it's almost, it's almost never this clear.
It's fascinating to me.
Another important article stone cold proof that America deserves judgment.
And that's the breakdown of Planned Parenthood's custom cold director.
So
one of their major directors of an entire national program.
Senior director of medical services for the Federation of America.
Planned Parenthood.
She was just talking about selling body parts and how they're trying to
get around it to make more money.
It's not what they're doing.
Sitting there drinking wine at an expensive restaurant, fine dining.
And again, this, this is a picture or a video that tells a million words
of literally stuffing, paying for expensive wine and Italian food.
At an upscale restaurant.
Fortune favors with a paycheck from baby's body parts.
They don't get their paychecks from baby's body parts, but also
did you see how he kept those fat cats, the fine bottles of wine upscale dining?
They are getting rich off of the tragedy.
Yeah, abortion.
Totally.
They're convincing.
They're convincing, susceptible young women.
And you know, that's who we're really afraid of.
We're afraid that you're going to corrupt our young women.
Yeah, we can't have you do that.
Next thing you know, they'll be sleeping with black men.
They're too dumb to know any better.
But anyway, this, like this thread runs throughout his entire coverage of this
video.
It's so dog whistly in terms of class, which is frustrating because we have
such a huge issue with class, a huge issue with class to the point where
of course it is resonant.
Yeah, it should resonate, but it should be.
But it's manipulative in this case.
I want to eat the aborted tissue of the billionaire I ate.
Is that how that works?
I'm not sure.
I don't know what my science was on that one.
Well, but billionaires are fucking us over all the time.
You, if you did do that, you wouldn't be able to afford a nice bottle of wine,
a fine bottle of wine.
Oh, well, I would age the billionaire.
He's making so appropriate.
He makes so many assumptions about in the hard tack.
They show this, the video that he's talking about is a video where a lady
is eating a salad.
I don't, I don't know if it's a classy establishment.
You really can't tell from the video and she is drinking a glass of wine.
She's eating a salad.
Fucking.
You don't boozy bullshit.
You don't know if this glass of wine is $7.
You have no fucking idea how much this costs.
That's not in the videos that he's going over.
If it's not from a box, it's too rich for my blood.
I go, Carlos Rossi.
Pirate jug.
So here's, here's him being more, more classism or more classism about
the Planned Parenthood videos.
We played the video the last two days.
Maybe I should play it again as she smacks her lips and enjoys it and clearly
gets off on talking about baby parts while she's swarping fine red wine.
But also that's not indicative of the video at all.
There's no one getting off.
There's no one enjoying the idea of aborted babies at all.
It's just dealing with it as like, oh, there is a research use for this,
this tissue that would be being thrown away that is completely legal for
them to first of all take.
They have to get waivers from everybody, everybody who gets an abortion.
There's consent forms that they have to have filled out.
And some people don't sign there when they don't three day waiting periods
and they're all this shit.
Right.
And longer than you have to wait to get a gun.
Right.
Well, it's cause you can, you can get a, you can actually get same day
abortions at an abortion show.
Oh, that's true.
There's a loophole in that law.
You can also get a Nazi abortion free speech.
So there's two more clips, not of this, but there's two clips that
are kind of fun.
And then we'll get into Alex's big reveal about his soul searching
about Trump is going to come.
Okay.
Like, like I said, that this episode is really all over the place.
The 16th.
He is in a strange headspace because this video is fucking him up and he
knows that I gotta, I gotta work on this, but then he's also got a couple.
He has an interview.
He's got to do later in the show and then he gets a fucking huge curveball
thrown at him like right at the end.
Right.
And he's just sort of, he's, he's untethered.
He's all over the place.
Uh, and it, what's interesting to me is now that, now that he mentions
that human sexuality being as diverse as it is, somebody does get off on
the idea of certainly fetal tissue, right?
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Probably one of the Satan is to, if there's anything we know about, uh,
the most zealous, anti-gay, uh, GOP years.
Sure.
Generally they're the ones we find with rent boys.
Yeah.
So I'm guessing, especially with all of our weird perverted sexual fantasies
that, uh, Alex has thrown in there and is, has been like, this is awful.
And then he's like, just this young little girl just getting taught.
Yeah.
Like that tone of voice.
He does do that a lot jerks off to those videos.
It's possible.
Oh yeah.
I'm not going to make that claim, but I am going to make the claim very
strongly that when Alex Jones is untethered, when he has no bearing,
what ends up happening is often he ends up bragging.
And this, yes, that's true.
This next clip jerks his own dick.
This is a fucking weird brag.
No, they hate me.
They're a group of crooks.
The globalists.
Stealing our freedom, running every scam you can imagine, selling off our
infrastructure pennies on the dollar.
I know their game plan.
I know their fraud.
I'm straight shooting.
They can't stand it.
And they are now assassinating me big time.
My name, who I am, a head because they've got actuaries.
They've got demographics.
They've got graphs.
You don't know what an act.
They know we've hit the Megazite guys.
I mean, it is when I told the story last week about how I took my kids down
to the hiking bike trail where there's a big luscious Creek, Barton Creek on
the city owned green belt.
The pop.
Keep in mind, he just said, I told this story before.
Yeah.
He's going to tell it again.
No.
Well, I mean,
this bear is telling twice.
He's got to fill time, man.
This is my favorite ring belt.
Just giant city parks.
Basically 40,000 acres of them to be precise.
And there were like 30 something people standing around at the waterfall.
They're killed by my neighbor's owl.
All of them were pointing at me saying that's Alex shows all of them.
Yeah, of course.
And about 10 or 15 of them came over.
Five years ago, maybe 10 of them would be staring at me and five would
come over.
I walk.
I don't know.
Is that a good thing?
Is that a bad thing?
A few nights ago and was walking to get an Uber, maybe 200 yards.
And every group of people that walked past me downtown, every group said
that's Alex Jones.
Paranormal.
I don't know how we're reaching this many people.
We don't see the numbers on the website.
We don't see that.
I mean, we see huge numbers, but nothing like this.
This show is loved all over the world now.
Governments listen to it because I'm just a straight shooter and we have
a very accurate history and I can't believe I'm still alive.
Please pray for us, but they are assassinating us right now.
Very accurate history on the same show.
Pitches this fraudulent plan parenthood narrative.
Yeah, it's very accurate history.
Also, ooh, you're getting in a bougie Uber.
Yeah.
So I mean like you're exploiting the underclass.
Well, but I mean, if you want to play the game of like, ooh, this fancy
bottle of wine, ooh, you're paying a poor person to drive.
Yeah, exactly.
Fuck you, Alex.
But like I love, I love it because you can read between the lines what
he's experiencing.
He's saying that like everyone's pointing at me and saying that's Alex
Jones, which I believe is probably happening and then possibly then
he's like, we're not seeing these kind of numbers on the website because
of course you're not.
People are aware of you at this point because of memes.
People are making fun of him.
Yeah.
And so when everyone's like, oh, fuck it's Alex Jones.
Yeah, exactly.
That's how they're saying it.
It's not like, oh my God, there's the truth teller.
He thinks he's, he thinks he's in a hard day's night now.
That's what he thinks is going on.
He's walking down the street and young new bile women are screaming his name.
No, fuck that.
I think he thinks it's like John the Baptist or something like that.
Oh, okay.
We're going even more delusional.
Yeah.
I think he thinks people are like seeing him walk around like, I don't
know, Jerusalem or whatever.
I don't remember exactly where John the Baptist was.
Wherever the fuck he was.
Who cares?
Judea.
I don't know.
Anyway, he's walking around John the Baptist and I was like, oh my God,
it's the baptizer.
It's the one who prophesied the coming of Christ.
Yeah.
That's what he thinks.
He thinks people are like, oh my God, it's the guy who tells everyone the
truth about the globalists.
Oh man.
God.
Crazy.
What a crazy world.
Yeah, but he actually gets to a little bit later, explain why there's such
a disconnect between his version of reality and everyone else's, which I'll
play for you and I'll see if you buy into it.
I don't know.
Maybe you will.
I bet I do.
I don't know.
It's a pretty, I bet it's actually 100% accurate.
It's very sensible.
I'm going to guess this.
The reality of the globalist assault is so overwhelming.
So mega massive evil so completely given over to death that the average
person can't even basically see it because it's so alien to their nature, to
their fundamental nature of being good people.
So you can't see the globalist because they're too evil.
That's his explanation.
Yeah.
That's really dumb.
No, that makes perfect sense.
I can conceive of a lot of fucking evil shit.
I can imagine terrible plans.
But you are awake, Dan.
You listen to infowars.
That's true.
See, this is the problem.
Even though I mean, me, I can't
conceive of the globalists.
I think it's insane.
I think it's too crazy.
It's too far beyond me because I am a generally good person.
I'm honest.
So also a straight shooter.
This is as good governments.
Listen to me.
This is as good a time as any for me to reveal that I've started reading the
books that Alex talks about that are like the foundational pieces of his
cosmology.
And like I've already read none dare call it a conspiracy and it's fucking
stupid.
Of course, it's absolute utter garbage.
And complete misunderstanding.
Is it a fun read though?
Nope.
Oh, it's not even that great.
Very dry.
Yeah.
He also talks about Zbigniew Brzezinski a lot and I've read most of the
great chess board.
Was he the was he like the Secretary of State for a Carter?
Maybe.
I want to say.
Yeah, it was Carter.
That's one.
It only Carter would pick a non white male male American name.
He's white.
No, I know, but his name is Zbigniew.
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
So I've read part of Reagan's picking Paul or Derek Reagan's not
picking as a big new big new Brzezinski I've read parts of the
great chess board and I'll get to reading all of it eventually.
But Alex has complained a lot about the book the technotronic era.
And it's interesting because it's not at all what he talks about.
It's about the band.
Yep.
Okay.
It's about the polyphonic spree.
It predicts they're coming.
It's actually called between two ages America's place in the
technotronic era.
And first of all, I fucking love the book from the jump because
it opens with a Steppenwolf quote, which is my favorite book
and like Zbigniew.
You kidding me?
All right.
All right.
So it's I'm not quite done with the book yet and it could take
a harsh turn in the last chapter.
But so far what it's about is it was written back in the 60s and
it's about how technology is going to be super important in
terms of modernization and the world.
So he's off to a great start.
And a large chunk of the book is talking about how developing
countries and the burgeoning markets what have you are going
to have a really difficult time keeping up with the technology
because in order to modernize generally you need stability.
That's mostly it's not saying we need to keep them unstable.
So they won't develop like what Obama said what Alex thinks
Obama said it's more it's more lamenting the impossibility or
the unlikelihood of countries even like India.
If you looked at it from the 60s, they didn't look like they
had a very good chance of catching up with the rest of the
world and they're still struggling to catch up.
But they're doing a lot better job of it than Zbigniew could
have predicted.
Yeah.
But yeah.
No Zbigniew he just died recently.
Yeah he did.
But yeah by by all the accounts that I've read he was actually
a pretty pretty good dude.
And again I haven't finished the book.
It could take a real hard turn.
But I so far I'm finding Alex probably doesn't understand what
he's reading.
I think that there's probably like you even mentioned earlier
the schizoid tendencies where he thinks everyone's pointing at
him and maybe they are laughing at him or maybe he imagines it.
Yeah or in this case and in his reality it doesn't matter
whether it's real or imagined to him.
No it is real.
And so he's reading this book and he's like they're fucking
with me.
He's reading the book.
I'm sure he's like oh this is the globalist plan and I'm the
one who can see it through this because everyone else who reads
this doesn't understand evil enough.
Yeah.
They can't conceive of the idea that he's writing about this
this sort of other weather based technology.
But it's in code.
Right.
And he has to he has to say that you know otherwise people would
be like what we got to tear him down.
But he's signaling to his other globalist cohorts.
Wink globalist.
This is our next way to you know.
Right.
And yeah of course well fuck we wouldn't even get Godzilla for
another 10 years or whatever.
So no the first one was like in the 50s.
Oh that's right.
It was one of the Raymond Burr.
I forgot about that.
I'm sorry.
No the Raymond Burr one was the that was the American remake of
the original.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because they had to make it more palatable and we didn't need
to be the bad guys.
No we can't be the bad guys.
So that's that's I apologize that was a little more extended
than I intended it to be.
But I am fascinated by reading all these texts of like where
does he get these ideas from and finding out they don't match
up with what he's referencing.
I love the the promise of this podcast is you and I will get
to laugh at Alex Jones in person and instead we got Zabignu
Brzezinski's book and not that clips of him reading it or
anything like that.
You just giving us a rundown and I still haven't finished.
So so policy walks out there.
Go ahead and look forward to the second half of the Zabignu
Brzezinski book report.
I fully talk to the fact that the next installment could be
like holy shit he was right all the odds of that are infinitesimal
very low very low there is an outside chance I will be
reporting back Alex Jones is fucking right you guys we have
got to run but for now it's time to get to the results of Alex
Jones's soul searching yes and I'm going to call this hints of
a heel turn.
Ooh so what do they do when info wars dot com and prison
planet dot com my reporters and writers and myself have been
chronicling this for 20 years.
The globalists and others before us well they just come out
and they misrepresent what we're saying what we're doing and
they've done the same thing with Donald Trump now this weekend
and then throughout the week I watched hours of Donald Trump
videos on CNN NBC Fox News the lengthy 20 30 minute interviews
he does I did not read anything no but I would also like to
point out that if he's actually watching hours of the footage
then he has to have watched the interviews where he says kill
terrorists families yeah he has to say has to have watched
the videos where he says we should have stolen oil from
countries yeah as war plunder we have to have watched all of
the interviews where he says that Putin is a great guy you
know talking about how great Putin is Alex Jones now by
virtue of the fact that you've watched hours of those interviews
you have to be aware of those things and if you're okay with
them then you're okay with all that and that's not good for
you.
Well I mean it's the same it's the same opportunism that gets
us to where we are it is that that whole idea of I will deal
with well just just the British election hold off hold off
because we don't know where he's going to land on this you know
I know but this is this is that this is that signal okay wait
are you saying he's not going to land where we think he's going
to I don't know where he's going to land I haven't listened to
this yet you son of a bitch I sincerely don't think it's going
to go exactly the way you think okay well let's listen this
and then I'll see if my point is still valid alright and I went
back into research on Donald Trump.
He has supported assault weapons bands he has supported Democrats
more than Republicans in the past.
He does own casinos and I'm not judging him I'm a libertarian
you're you can do that I don't think it should be illegal but
I have a right to say I think it's degenerate you also say
most people tied yeah I'm not a gambler so you know I mean I've
been to Vegas for a video shoots before and gone to a roulette
wheel played some back blackjack one money lost money the last
time he started talking about that he was like I've played some
poker but that's a whole different thing that's really
the only gambling I do yeah and now this time yeah I've been
to Vegas and I played a lot of roulette and also the last time
he was like people who run casinos or predators yeah yeah Trump
is basically with a name like Trump you don't get arrested
with one like Genevieve exactly he said that he's the frontman
for a consortium on the East Coast he's not really rich all
that stuff but as a libertarian it's his right to say that
yeah so let's continue and it's his right to then lie about
watching the people they're totally in enamored in a cult I
thought was sick and knowing that I was being chumped it's
kind of like I smoke marijuana a couple times a year to actually
see what the latest stuff does because I like it so fucking
stupid five or six times I've gambled was so I could experience
it true experimentation and I can tell you I don't like marijuana
and I don't like gambling that doesn't mean you should be
thrown in jail for marijuana it doesn't mean you should be
stopped under chocolate but I'm kind of digressing here I've
done deep research into Trump and I think he is a self-made
person I think he's very articulate very charismatic very
smart no about 95 when he says bomb the oil fields that's
common sense I said that a year and a half ago took over I
said but our government wants them to have those oil fields
it's a proxy army of Saudi Arabia so see if Trump went further
like Rand Paul and said that then I would really supporting
Rand Paul is better but Rand Paul should be turning up the
heat and being a little more like Trump he should be yes quite
frankly as radical as Trump because Trump's not being radical
and Gary Johnson I want to get back on the show get back to
Gary Johnson in a second so our problem our problem is
basically Rand Paul isn't big enough to be president will
know it's that Rand Paul isn't crazy enough publicly and Trump
isn't crazy enough in his position if you could just get
both of those crazies together then you'd have a candidate
and we'd have the whole thing meanwhile let's remember a couple
weeks ago he was saying I am Rand Paul or bust maybe Ted
Cruz yeah so so we're we're smoothing the way out but he's
mad at Gary Johnson he's going to get into that former New
Mexico governor has probably been in studio five six times
probably been on 15 times and I really disagree with his
political points trying to get saying that Trump is catering
to racist effect will put the actual quote on screen is
him yeah here it is I am is appealing to racist voters says
former New Mexico governor Gary Johnson I don't want to have
anything to do with it Johnson it's embarrassing to me
and you got Jeb Bush everybody else saying the same thing
embarrassing to say the illegal aliens have a lot of hardcore
criminals amongst them and they're committing crimes and
Mexico is dumping its criminals on us that's what Cuba did
that's what areas of Eastern Europe it's a fact
and again it's this attack on reality so I'll say this yes
I'm going to give Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt
no because he hasn't backed off and he has lost some money
and lost some TV shows over this I don't understand why that's
okay money now we don't want to lose this country
and it's good to see an old-fashioned a patriotic Yankee
like Donald Trump and a guy like that could unify this
country the problem is I don't trust him as far as I could
throw him but he's got to be given the benefit of the doubt
because he's saying what the other Republicans won't so I'm
going to stop attacking Donald Trump I've warned but that said
he's better than anything else we see right now so what he's
saying has to be supported and defended thank you for listening
it's more important than the man it's the idea but I think
he's going to betray us that's what my gut tells me in spite
he's never wrong that's so convoluted maybe he's maybe
his gut was right this time yeah maybe but like isn't that
that wild that's Alex is out that is out but he can't play it
now oh he could totally play it now if he's listen to our show
he knew it the whole time he can play that he can be like
listen I got I got betrayed I got seduced by yeah yeah his
ideas were right but he's not following through on those
ideas I told you guys at the beginning my gut told me that
he was going to betray us because he's a secret Democrat
and all of this shit I legit got the move I got the move
Trump is a globalist I legitimately think that he's too
far to do that after what was it the middle of January early
February where he said I would die for Trump yeah that one's
trouble I think he's gone too far he can't play that card
now but do you like that statement is fucked up because
he's like I listen to all these videos which should have made
him be like whoa this guy's nuts no instead he's like oh
he's crazy but I like that crazy all right look I know he's
mobbed up I know all this bad shit about him I'm going to
stop attacking him I'm going to give him the benefit of the
doubt and body is probably going to betray you can't say I
don't trust him as far as I can throw him but I'm going to give
him the benefit of the doubt trust but verify that's not a
good idea it's not you shouldn't if you if you don't give it
look if you don't trust people don't give him the benefit of
the doubt they're usually going to screw you because that's
how you get murdered right or you like hey I don't trust you
in that car you seem creepy but you did offer me a ride my gut
tells me you're going to murder me but I'm going to give you
the benefit of the doubt it's not necessarily in this case how
you get murdered but it is how you lose your Google ads
definitely that so Alex now is at this point where he said a
whole bunch of stuff about Trump up till this point now he
makes this proclamation and he stops talking about Trump I
think that was my prediction from the beginning it's the
first debate whenever those guys start dropping out I don't
know Trump pulls the super male vitality moves standing in
the middle just sitting there you're a prick I hate you you
know like that kind of bullshit right down super male vitality
because we're going to get back to it do I need to write it
down yeah it's stamped all over my heart you do because we're
going to get back to it at the end of this episode in a very
weird way is there any other way to get back to super male
vitality nope so throughout the rest of this episode that we're
going to be going over up until July 21st I believe is where we
cut off he doesn't really talk about Trump much at all what
is he talking about that we're going to get into it because
it seems like especially at that time whenever Trump was
rising through and everybody was shocked by it that's all
everybody was talking about well he talks he has an interview
with Jerome Corsi at one point which is really boring and
Jerome Corsi says maybe he's real this time so there's that
they talked about that I didn't pull a clip of that because
it's it doesn't matter they're so fucking stupid around the 19th
or 20th somewhere in there was when Trump made the claims
about John McCain when he's like I like heroes who don't get
captured yep that sort of shit and Alex his response to that
is didn't go far enough because Alex believes that as I'll use
his quote John McCain was a trustee at the Hanoi Hilton he
makes the claim that John McCain was never tortured and in fact
was given pleasure women and fancy meals at the Hanoi Hilton
what's yeah he says it's mainstream news so what you're
saying what Alex is saying is that the reason John can't raise
his arms above his head is he got fucked too hard he blew out
his obliques he got fucked so hard he's paralyzed now more
that's what we're saying yeah okay I did try and look into that
I can't find any verification of that I did find an article on
WorldNet daily but it had no sourcing no like references at
all I found one article that I don't know if I can trust or
not that purported to be from somebody who was captured along
the same time as him and it doesn't say that he wasn't
tortured it was just saying that maybe he exaggerated right
story yeah kind of a thing and that there were a lot of people
who were there and his experience is no more severe than any one
of the other and which is the point and I think that even John
McCain would own up to that yeah and I think he has he's like
hey we were in a fucking torture camp yeah everybody got
tortured so that's that's where Alex stands on Trump now
this is fun is immediately after this on the episode he has
an interview with Jesse Ventura Ventura comes back and they
talk some more bullshit about his case but I've just decided to
cut all of that out because in this clip Jesse Ventura talks
some fucking hard truth about Trump oh really that is nice
and Alex can't really handle oh boy and it starts to give you
the indication that now is whenever he's starting to turn
Trump into his boy he's starting to feel the need to defend him
but he can't he can't especially not to Jesse Ventura right
because Jesse Ventura makes sense so elaborate on where you
stand on the Donald Trump situation well first of all you
know if Mexicans come up here illegals and get on our welfare
system if indeed they do that then blame the people who created
a system that allows that to happen which is your Democrats
and Republicans wow that's a good plan if they were able to do
that and I don't know if they are or not but if they're able to
do that blame the system that allows it to happen instead of
blaming the poor person second of all I get irritated because
I'm off the grid down there I live 900 miles in Mexico and
whenever somebody with the statue of Donald Trump makes a
statement like he has believe me we as Americans down there
feel the repercussions of that all of a sudden Mexican people
stare at us all of a sudden you know a hassle start happening
maybe the federalies pull you over more whatever it might be
but it does nobody any good because what Donald Trump is
saying does nothing but anger Mexican people because you can't
paint them in a broad brush certainly there's criminals in
Mexico just like there are criminals here we ought to talk
about the fact that we have more people in jail than in the
world sure so therefore don't we have the most criminals well
Jesse I mean I agree with your point that we shouldn't blame
the TSA we should blame our Congress that's not the point
that Jesse that is definitely not the point that he just made
Alex can't at all wrestle with with the point that he just
made which is completely fucking valid yeah so he's like oh
yeah don't blame the TSA that was not no he said don't blame
the immigrants who were exploiting the system blame the
system yeah try and don't blame poor people for trying to not
be poor for fighting for their lives or a less through non
violent means so he he Alex interprets that that way of course
and that's his response and then Jesse now here's here's my
here's my question to you yeah how are how are we coming down
on that because is that Alex understanding the point and
then deliberately misleading or is that Alex absolutely
incapable of listening to another human being talk for any
length of time I think it's the prior you think so yeah you
think he fully gets that and then he just can't allow that
to be yeah and like well because I mean even Jesse's point
that he made there is like they have criminals there just like
we have criminals here we incarcerate the most people in
the world so therefore don't we have the most criminals right
because you can't argue with if you're Alex so he has to
change the argument that's being had right it's a classic
debate tactic it's it's I mean it's minorly gaslighting
somebody well absolutely but at the same time it's just
manipulative and then I'm what's even worse is the idea of
agreeing with somebody on something they didn't say so
you can move on I really hate that Jesse doesn't call him out
on it because clearly Jesse has the kind of status with Alex
that he could do that he doesn't but he makes another great
point for doing it and then Congress sits around criticizing
the TSA when they shut it up and control it so so I totally
agree with you I get your point that said I don't trust Donald
Trump because he supported assault weapons bans gave money
to Hillary Clinton but I've actually watched his full
speeches and he said they're not sending their good people
that have money in many cases that are illegals he says a lot
of more criminals fleeing justice then the media said
Donald Trump says Mexicans are crooks so I think some of
that is the media spinning things to make it worse well
that may be true too because you know as we both know the
media is in the entertainment business and the more entertainment
spin they can throw on anything sells copy you know look at
the trash they give us on TV and make us work on things that
are completely irrelevant I agree but just real quick you
personally have seen a backlash in the last month and a half
from the Trump thing have I well have I personally to me yes
no other than people know that I know Donald and they'll ask
me and I just say look I don't answer for Donald but I think
what he's saying is utterly preposterous and stupid I said
that you know that to state what he states I don't think I
do you know to have a president that would say things like
that about people of another country you know that's not
very good diplomacy in my opinion now I hear your point
overall the problem is you and I share the Baja a lot of
Mexico has collapsed do you and so that is a larger problem I
wish Mexico well but do you Alex so but you hear that like
Jesse just made some great points and also another thing
that's really interesting to point out that they don't get
into is that Alex is also in the entertainment business I was
going to say like there might as well have been like a giant
sign directly above Alex Jones saying I'm entertaining like
it's this is about you yeah exactly but then his way of
getting out of the first thing that Jesse says is to pretend
it's the TSA right and then the way of getting out of the
second point that he makes is to say you live in a nice area
yeah you're not experiencing the Mexico that Donald is talking
about so you wouldn't know most so even though I trust you
listen you're wrong on this one but I'm not going to say it
like you're wrong I'm just gonna be like hey you wouldn't know
yeah so anyway that's almost like I am saying because you
don't have that personal experience you perhaps don't
understand the entirety of their experience well Jesse can't
conceive of the evil of globalists apparently right even
though he's been the governor of a state that globalist
governor of the state maybe maybe got kicked out by the
globalist but that's like that right there is why we still
like Jesse Ventura like he has problems yes he's not always
right he clearly was fucking around with that lawsuit stuff
yeah he was misleading people but he can come with stuff like
that or it's like hey good call man that was pretty much right
on yeah you know what I haven't even heard I I don't think I'd
ever ever or I don't I don't think I've ever heard somebody
make that very simple logical argument there which is we
imprison the most people so we have the most criminals yeah
that's your that's your argument if you're worried about
criminals you don't want Americans coming to your place
no and then it's sort of a secondary aspect of that
argument which is always true you don't want Americans coming
anywhere and let's say white people let's your friends then
you want our science yes take our scientists the the secondary
aspect of that argument too if you really want to go with it
is that we have people in prison for bullshit charges so even
the definition of what a criminal is is kind of stupid
exactly so and the idea the other thing about that is once
if that's that's the brand now it's not it's not you committed
a crime it's that you're a criminal and you're always a
criminal well you're always going to be a criminal and even
if you're even if you're escaping your life where you were
a criminal because I don't know one of the Mexican cartels had
you and the only way to get out of there was by running away
otherwise they were going to murder you yeah you committed
a crime so you're always you're never entitled to do your best
to not be a criminal once you're a jet you're a jet all the
way exactly so this next clip is really weird Alex is kind of
mad that people are like these insurers and hospitals are
refusing to treat veterans but they'll treat illegal immigrants
oh boy and so he has a weird fucking theory about it that
even internally doesn't make sense okay like even the words
he's saying if you grant that the beginning of it is true the
middle can't hear oh just listen to this oh but if you're
illegal you get the surgery or you get to have your baby for
free and we're not against these people but why is it free
for them and not for the vets who've earned it because the
vets are already here and they're done with you they want new
people because we aborted 50 plus million of our kids so we do
need new people here so some security doesn't collapse but
they're not even doing that they're already rated social
security that's true I mean these are facts so so he thinks
a fact he thinks a fact is that we're we're paying for illegal
immigrants babies to be born in the United States because
we've accidentally aborted too many of our own babies right
and so the only way for social security to prop up is by illegal
immigrants babies but but we need to kick those babies out but
we've also already rated so it's so convoluted it's so
insane I don't even know where to like poke it you know it's
one of those it's like a weird blob them is like I know I got
a well I mean veterans veterans are not treated well no that's
a big problem certainly why are you not focused on them why
is your why is your anger not why is your anger like just like
the Jesse Ventura thing if like we have the most criminals so
let's blame blame the system yeah don't blame the poor people
don't blame the illegal immigrant who has to have her baby
here because she can't afford it anywhere else blame the system
that is keeping the veterans from getting coverage and keeping
the veterans from being help might be a good plan why wouldn't
you do that I want to take a moment to give Alex some credit
because even though he does do it in dumb ways that rely on
globalists and shit he does speak a lot about how veterans
aren't treated well and he has a he has a good point there
yeah now that's absolutely true now the idea that it's some
sort of elaborate plot by evil globalists is stupid it is
just but what is it everybody wants the veterans to be taken
care of nobody wants to pay for veterans to be taken care of
right right and everybody wants health care nobody wants to
pay for health care right it's the it's the the budgeting is
so much on the front end as opposed to the back end right
it's all we pay for the war but we won't pay to take care of
people of course and that's not a globalist plot that's just
people in congress being fucking stupid and that's the way
every craven that's the way every military is always worked
now every standing military really speaking now we want you
to fight we don't give a fuck once you're done there Jordan
I told you earlier that the show is going to end with a curve
ball is it going to end with a curve ball jade helms started
the day before this yes now Alex Jones has a statement he
wants to make about jade helms he throws they've been called
so they've tripled and quadrupled and quintupled and
infinities down with lies and so now as I told you I said when
jade helms starts the 15th you are going to see them everywhere
say the laughable not Alex has been discredited jade helm was
not martial law nothing happened when we never said it was
going to do that it was further conditioning and they will
just sit there and assault their audience with fraud
now I can't prove what he did or did not say in the past I
can't do that because I'm not going back through more episodes
than I need to we may do that investigation sometime down
the line okay but it would be hard for me to pinpoint when
he started talking about jade helm that would be very
difficult to get the timeline on but what I can do is tell you
that at the end of this episode he gets a caller from Alabama
who we were we're already off to a great start he love random
info wars callers from Alabama I'm sure there's a lot of
insight coming from there so Alex on this very show has
said that people are going to lie and say that jade helm I
say that jade helm is somehow real yeah and people taking
over right and they're and they're doing that on purpose
they're conditioning you to believe that it's never going
to be martial law and then whenever it's not this time
they can turn me into the boy who cried wolf and that means
that you'll be even more of a sheep the next time that means
you'll be ready you'll be primed whenever they're going to do
it now one very important thing to keep in mind for those of
you who didn't keep up with jade helm conspiracy theories one
of the big things that the internet was going wild on is
claiming that there were a bunch of walmarts that had been
closed down and there were secret tunnels for military and
UN forces to go under that they were going to use them as like
depot points because they're giant buildings and they're
inconspicuous when they're closed so all of these walmarts
and closed down like oh fuck they're using them there's
tunnels there so that was a big part of that stuff Alex
that's one of those things that if you're a conspiracy
theorist seems like a great plan you're like oh that's genius
I know how genius that is but then if you're actually trying
to do it logistically you're like this is a dumb fucking
plan we have roads I can just use roads I can only come out
of inner out of these tunnels at a walmart yeah what why would
we do that so now the reason that I bring that up is because
walmart will play into this caller and let's see how Alex
responds to this caller it's now John in Alabama finish your
point you said you were you said you're there in Alabama
outside the air base and there's just troops suddenly with
name tags off everywhere yeah that's what's happening that's
part of jade helm that is in Alabama they expanded it to
Alabama was seven states is now 10 and it's just I mean I see
it myself I couldn't reckon get video of it but I was in
San Marcos I stayed doing an investigation working on and I
saw a black in wrap driving the other side of the road and
then I saw homeland security people in blue uniforms walking
out of a gas station when I was getting gas and they knew I
was by the way and saw me and kind of like this and got
their vehicle into a lot of details for him to be telling
the truth on this one also he said that he couldn't get a
video of that car on the road without crashing you could have
taken a picture of these guys at a gas station they would have
been simple Alex you want to just you could have your
station area would be no problem homeland security in
blue uniforms is the beginning of any lie right anytime if
there's a color involved hmm he's making it up yep well
let's see I'm not kidding I mean as soon as I looked over
the gas thing and these people are getting their car that
was two older guys with you know with short beards they
just went well that's Alex Jones we are just overrun with
DHS so so tell us what you saw in Walmart.
Okay, you know I'm I've always been a top of God my
home business you know until all this stuff started I get it
I get it just a regular down what you say and it affects me
as an American citizen and you know I was raised on patriotic
beliefs to stand for and uphold the Constitution because
all the men in my family were in the military and I'm in
Walmart the other night down here but it was real close to
one o'clock in the morning if it wasn't one o'clock in the
morning. Okay fine what'd you say? I'm walking through there
and I see these two guys in black suits and they've got
other guys around talking to a Walmart manager. Now hold on
two guys in black suits talking to a manager clearly something
nefarious. Two guys in black suits I'm thinking it's the
men in black. They're calling me biased but when I see the
black black suits coming I nod my head. Black suits coming
nod your head. That's the theme for men in black too. I know
all right and I won't pass and you know people can tell me I'm
crazy with crap whatever like I try to take a picture except
myself. They had UN badges on their lapels. The little globe
with the leaves the same thing on their flag was on their
lapels. They had ID badges to Fort Rooker. UN personnel like
they are here in America man. They don't they don't want
anybody to know. As soon as I tried to take a picture of the
guy I was tackled to the ground by what I'm assuming is his
bodyguards arrested by the city police and my phone was taken
and they still haven't got back. All right yeah okay if this
is true and I believe you look out we're gonna jump on an
airplane right now. I want you to put your own hold. I want you
to scan whatever email the arrest the the the the the
paperwork and we will send reporters up there because you
know that is just outrageous and sir there are UN troops all
over the place. They have Russian troops and I heard about
this years before it was confirmed training to take on
domestic groups. It's all part of secret treaties and the
treaties are breaking up right now but yes they have Russian
troops training at secret bases in Denver and Colorado
Springs. Space even came out and they admitted secrets on
domestic groups. So it's a global government. It's State
Department of Random 7277 freedom from war. So I looked
that up. I read what wait here's the bigger question. How
does he know the the secret treaties right which that are
breaking up. That's that's my favorite. The secret treaties
you know the secret treaties course they're in the white
paper. How does he know they're breaking up. That's in the
white papers too. But why would they be breaking up if
everything's still going fine. I don't know. It's so stupid
how what why throw that little bit the secret treaties which
are breaking up. You could have just said the secret treaties
that you've been fine. So you've already made up enough lies
Alex. Yeah. You don't need to further compound it. Take a
break. So I I looked up the the memorandum that he was talking
about the freedom from war State Department memorandum 7777
7479 or it's it was written in September of 1961 and it is
the freedom for war. The United States program for general
and complete disarmament for a peaceful world. So it's mostly
in concern about the rapid growth of post nuclear weapons.
Yeah. And the insanely rapid growth. So they want whoever
wrote this the people who were behind this memorandum by the
way memorandum not a not a law. No binding agenda 217727.
You know what memorandum shortens to memo. Yeah. It's a note.
It's a little note. It's a note. Yeah. It's not binding 7277.
So this is basically aspiring towards disarmament. Right.
And it is if you're crazy it looks bad because it does talk
about how the end goal is getting rid of armies in every
country because it isn't that the end goal. I think it is.
Shouldn't that be the end goal. I think it is. If don't we want
to become a type one civilization. It would be nice.
Wouldn't that be better for everybody. But the primary piece
of it is nuclear disarmament. Right. It's talking about these
technologies that are completely capable of destroying the
entire world setting us off on a trajectory that we don't even
know what it would lead to. That's the first step of it and
then eventually gradual disarmament of armies and creating
peacekeeping organizations that you know will be involved
with mitigating crises and conflicts between states could
be hashed out as opposed to war. Right. It's idealistic as
fuck. Of course. But the one thing that's really important
about it is it doesn't talk about UN forces hanging out Russian
secret training or anything like that. And further that in
secret memo twenty seventy two seventy seven. The first part
of it is not achieved. You know what I'm saying. A lot of people
still have nukes. So like even you could almost say too many
nukes. The beginning pieces of it haven't been successfully
implemented. It's like his fear of that clowered in Piven plan
that he brings up over and over again. It's like that wasn't
implemented. You someone wrote about it. Some professor wrote
that like oh hey if we overwhelmed the welfare system people
would have to take it more seriously. It's it's fiction.
Yeah. It's like it's like he's it's like he's saying you know
all this Huxley. He's the one who knew that's what we're living
in now. I think he would say that. I think he would say that
too. Yeah. Yeah. But that's that's the point. It's all it's
all speculative fiction. That's the issue that he just can't
discern what is like. Do you ever stop and think like oh we
created all of the weapons necessary to kill all of us and
we just have them lying around and we have for a long time
getting old. Yeah. Like there was there's still there's still
nuclear weapons systems that use floppy disks. Yep. And we're
just fine with that. We're just like yeah this is great. I'm
sure I'm sure that'll never be a problem. Absolutely. It's
insane. Yeah. How and the idea that you wouldn't be on board
with just a vague just like hey maybe let's try and get to a
point where we're not always on the edge of global destruction.
I'd need to study this memorandum a little closer in order to
have like an assessment on it but just from my my read of it
my once through reading I would say it is a great goal but
it is way too idealistic to work in reality. But yeah I don't
or in the near future in a general sense taking the memorandum
out of it. Yeah. Yeah absolutely. Why wouldn't you want war
to stop. What vested interest other than making money do
people have in war continuing population control. Oh there you
go. Yeah dominance. So anyway good cultures versus bad cultures
Dan National. We don't we don't start wars for any other reason
than to make their culture better nationalism prosperity.
Yeah that's what it's about. Second Amendment. So second
amendment. So I have a property. Alex puts him on hold and
then he has an interview that's really boring with Jerome
Corsi. Then we do we get him back. Also also whenever he was
like take to scan the paperwork I was like oh we're not going
to hear from this fellow again. I'm going to confirm that at
least as of July 22nd this has not come back up. No and I
guarantee it doesn't ever. Yeah. But he does come back after
the Jerome Corsi interview and shit gets real. Now John and
Alabama thank you for holding. If folks just joined us.
What are you doing living Alabama outside an air base and
you're in there at Walmart at one in the morning a few days
ago and they grab you take you to jail but don't charge you
and say come back later. I've seen that with demonstrators
before and you were there and there were guys with UN name
tags with a guy in a black uniform and they tackled you
and the police came and took you to jail. It's not necessarily
amazing. And if this is true and it isn't it's incredible.
What else can you tell us about this. What are the police
Sadie and the squad car was anything else said to you.
Well Alex I don't know about how censorship is on your shows
I'm pretty sure I can't quote him verbatim but in a nutshell
they told me that I asked up but I want to get picture happy
with my iPhone and you know I told him I was just I mean I
could be wrong but I just I told him I was exercising my
first amendment right freedom of speech freedom of press
freedom of assembly and they didn't care like my iPhone is
probably no more but wait they didn't even give you your
iPhone. They didn't give you your phone back. No no when when
I left the city jail they told me that I could pick my iPhone
up when I picked my paperwork up and you know I'm like you
should go before you went to break earlier. I've been arrested
a few times. I know the ends out. So you're supposed to be
formally charged. You're supposed to get paperwork as soon
as you get kicked loose whether it's you have to pay to get
out or you get a reconnaissance bond a property bond what
have you and they give you your property back. Well sir here's
the deal. I would call the local media and I would say troops
stole my iPhone at the Walmart. They won't give it back.
That's a news story and if they won't cover it will come up
there and I'll go in there with a video camera to the police
department and say give him his iPhone back and let them try
to arrest me. That's fine if they do but I believe you. I've
had similar things happen to me. This is incredible. Describe
these UN troops for us. How are they dressed? What the
uniforms look like? Where were they in the Walmart? Break it
down for us. Okay. Um the the men that I saw in the Walmart
uh the the gentlemen that I'm presuming are bodyguards
because they're the ones that pulled I'm what I'm assuming
is Glock 17s because that's standard issue sidearm. They
pulled firearms on you. I really don't know. Yes. Yes. They
drew down on me in Walmart while there was there was a total
of six. Four of them drew down on me and covered me while two
of them took me to the ground. Well, that's impressive and it
armed armed troops pulled a gun on you. Armed in plain clothes
and I'm assuming that they were protecting the two men in
the suits with the badges on their lapel and like I didn't
mean them any harm. You know, I mean, I understand it was
some type of diplomats or something that think they're
God. Yeah. Uh so what happened next? Or they're just under
threat. Uh by raiding hillbillies at one in the morning. No
resistance at all because I'm we're almost out of time. What
else happened? What else happened? Okay. Uh well, uh you
know, they detained me and held me on the ground. One of them
had a knee in my back holding both my hands behind my back
and I let it go on and then the city police arrived and they
carted me off to jail and you know, a couple hours later on
what they said was they were cognizant. You know, I in good
faith, I'll show you brother. Here's the deal. I'm going to
send a reporter up there. I believe you. We need to go back
to Walmart. Recreate it. We need to go to the police
department. This is huge. Armed UN forces tackling and then
robbing a citizen's iPhone and taking him to jail. This is
not the behavior of someone who doesn't believe Jade Helm is
real. Yeah. This is the behavior of someone who's looking
for a way to believe it's real but knowing without concrete
evidence, he's going to be made fun of. Yeah. So he gets this
hillbilly collar on the air. Right. It's clearly lying to
him. Just beautifully lying. Here's what I would say. Something
is missing from that. Especially because the number of people
involved keep going up. Does change a little. I saw two guys
in black suits talking to the man. Oh, there were bodyguards.
He had a bodyguard. He had a bodyguard. Then it became he
had bodyguards. Yeah. Then they pulled Glock 17. First they
took his phone. Then they tackled him. Then they pulled
guns on him. Yeah. It's so it's nonsense. I believe also the
fact that he, the fact that he just casually references Glock
17's is like, no, I don't, I don't like that at all. Very
specific. I don't like that at all. I am not saying that he's
making something up out of whole cloth, but there's some
element of the story that's missing. Maybe he was high.
Well, police did also tell him that he couldn't bring that
brown bag inside the Walmart. Why the fuck would you be at a
Walmart at one in the morning if you're not high also? I don't
know any reason to go. He ran out of socks. He ran out of
socks. He smoked them all. Have you? All right. All right.
You're unfairly drawing a Alabama hillbillies in a broad
brush and I'll say boy, howdy, the boys down now in Alabama.
That's too by you. I don't like that. That's way too by it's
tougher. It's tough for me to slide right into the south or
Midwest. Anyway, that's slide right into my DMs. That's it
for the 16th of the show. Alex invalidates his own claim that
he's not buying into Jade Helm by buying in real hard for a
random caller. He has been schooled by Jesse Ventura, but
he's also teased his heel turn about Trump. Yes. It's very
clear that it's only a matter of time now after July 16th, right
until he inevitably does get in. And is it just the bigotry?
Sure seems like it kind of does at this point. It seems like
really all he's interested in is the fact that Trump says we
should hate immigrants. Yeah. That's basically all he's pretty
much. Yeah. So I was going to cut it off at the 16th for this
episode, right? But we have to talk about the 17th. Okay, what
happened on the 17th? The 17th is one of my favorite Alex Jones
episodes I've ever listened to. And I will. I'm just going to
play the beginning of the show and you'll see why. Well, I'm
going to jump the shark intentionally at the start of the
next segment. So call your friends and family. What is that
to tune into the broadcast? We start the next segment in
exactly seven minutes, 12 seconds from now.
So start the countdown. Get ready. Because seven minutes and
we are going to be breaking down some information that may
actually shake a large portions of the population out of their
mind control. Is that what jumping the shark is? I guess so
what is jumping the shark? What does he think it means he uses
fortune favors the bold. He doesn't know what it means. He
doesn't understand aphorisms. He really doesn't. Unfortunately,
he does literally jump the shark. Okay. This episode is
embarrassing. Okay. So I don't want to spoil for you what the
actual jumping of the shark is. I don't understand again, what
it is we're talking about, but I'm excited to find out. I don't
know if it's gonna work better if I just spell it out up top.
No, I want to hear it. I want to hear it cold. Okay, so I have
split up the actual shark jump into three parts. Preparation
No, it's six. The buying of water skis motorcycle. Definitely
got to get a motorcycle there. Yeah. Oh, that's right. It is
the it is water skis. I'm sorry. Yeah, I forgot. It's a it's
what was it happy days. Yeah, but he also jumped something on
a motorcycle at some point. They got very into the jumping of
things. There are six parts to this shark jump. Each one of
them is held up by a complete bullshit lie. All right. One of
his tent posts, one of his waypoint stories that he's been
telling, we haven't really dealt with a lot of the 2015 tent
posts through the waypoints. So we get to take care of like all
of them in one fell swoop during this shark jumping of the
shark. It's amazing. Okay, so here we go. We're going to start
it off with the first clip. This is seven minutes and a couple
seconds after the last one.
Terrorists are being used to take our freedoms. Agreed. The
Patriot Act is used 99 plus percent of the time against
non terror related cases to overturn the Bill of Rights
and Constitution. Perfect. Stop there. Now that's political
correctness. All things done. Anything is hurtful to anyone.
They're saying it's banned. That's totalitarianism. So what we
need is some strong medicine to force the logical point to
force the debate to have the controlled trader media attack
us for making this point and then to have the American
public have a logical discussion. Now they will take what
I'm about to say out of context. This is a big announcement.
How is that an announcement? But it's not done satirically.
It's done at a level of logical discussion. If we're going to
ban paper bags that are brown in Seattle government because
someone might be hurt that they're brown bags. No one ever
said brown bags. Anything to do with racism. They just say it
that they can ban or restrict. So that's the first way point
is that they're outlawing brown bags in Seattle. They're not.
This is based on a memo that a Seattle the Elliott Bronstein
the chief spokesman for the Seattle Office of Civil Rights
advised the city's public information officers to avoid
the phrase brown bag and use terms like sack lunch or lunch
and learn according to a memo which is being widely misreported
as an order or a ban. Now the reason that he did this was
okay. I'm just going to read his quote. I assume it has
something to do with alcohol. No. Oh the this issue came up
in one of the departments and I thought I'd send it around as
an FYI for your consideration. The memo reads we often use
the expression brown bag to designate a bring your own
lunchtime event. We also use the word citizens as a synonym
for residents innocuous phrases. Right. It went on. Not so
much for some people the phrase brown bag calls up ugly
associations with the use of the expression brown bag to
determine if people's skin color was light enough to allow
admission to an event or a home. Citizens is a different case.
We sometimes use it as another way of saying members of the
public except for all the members of the public who aren't
actually citizens who live and work here. It's basically a
fucking the chief spokesman for the Office of Civil Rights
issued a memo to city employees that asked them to be more
sensitive. Yeah. Because there is a history of it. I've looked
into it. There is that's not made up. No of course the idea
of passing you any any anything that any reference to racism
in American history even if I have no context for it I'll be
like yeah that's probably true. I think that this is probably
stretching a little bit in terms of the descriptors of this
bag is brown. Yeah. It's not but at the same time. It's just
he's just saying you know like the language language is
important. Be specific with your words. Yeah. That's all
that's all he's saying. A lot of the times just be more
specific. Sack lunch is no more difficult to say. It's no less
descriptive. No. So I mean it's not a ban. It was him being
like hey try and do this. Yep. But at this point the shark
jump has been described. Also the the plan that he has right
is so mind bogglingly stupid and we don't even know what
exactly it is yet. But his plan is going to say what he's what
he's outlined. His his idea of how this is going to work is
he's going to say something intentionally fucked up. Yeah.
So that the media will report on it. Yeah. But even even though
they even though it's intentionally fucked up they're
going to take him out of context right which boggles the
mind even further. Well here's what he's trying to do and then
that will force everyone to come together and have a
conversation about how stupid the fucked up thing he said
was. More or less what he's trying to play the Mark Dice
game on a pro level. Yeah. But what he doesn't realize is the
Mark Dice game only works because it's a closed loop. You
don't have any rogue actors in there like the actual media.
So like the media is not going to play along with this the way
you play along with Mark Dice's reporting and create your
circle of propaganda. They are going to take it on its face.
They're going to deal with what you say and be like holy
shit and we'll get to it and even then they could just go back
and listen to the first part where he said this is what
we're going to do. Yeah. Yeah. That is a problem too.
If you're trying to trick people don't tell people you're
tricking them. Yeah. Yeah. That is a problem. Alex is dumb
though and it's so fucking hilarious for him. Although then
again that is Jerome Corsi's plan. Yeah. Yeah totally fair
enough. It's what they do. Yeah. Okay. This time we're
actually going to do propaganda. Yeah. Jerome Corsi
buddy. Maybe you're way past that. I'm going to be paying
thousands of dollars for people to soy bomb CNN. Yeah. Dude.
No. All right. Not a propaganda campaign. So campaign he goes
on and like I said I didn't cut anything out. These are just
segmented. I took a break pretty much whenever he got to one
of his lies. Seattle Brown bag shit is a complete misrepresentation
and a lie as we come to expect from Alex. Here's the next one.
If we're going to tell kids nationwide and public schools
under no child left behind your purple penguins. You can't be
a boy or a girl. It might hurt someone that doesn't identify
as a boy or a girl. If you can't have your identity because
it might hurt someone else. That is the greatest form of
oppression. Psychologically I could imagine. So he's this is
another one of his big way points but can't you just can't
you just for one second turn that around. Like hey if you can't
have your identity because it hurts somebody else like Alex.
Yeah. Like maybe think about think about how your identity
has hurt somebody else a lot or maybe somebody else can't have
their identity because you don't want to feel bad. You're on
a real interesting tip that Alex is not interested in.
You cannot you cannot grapple with how is it that you just
can't grapple with the turn it the other way. Right. It's not
even it's not even hard. It's super easy. Like if I feel one
way and I don't like that. What if somebody else who isn't me
feels that way. It's like if you see the letter A right here.
Yeah. It's like that's the letter A and then it moves a little
bit over there. Like what the fuck is that. Yeah exactly.
It's how do you not just take that little step. Yeah. So would
you like to learn about this way point. Sure. Alex has been
saying for a really long time. I don't think I've played on
the show that nationally in schools they're telling kids
they can't be boys or girls anymore. They have to be purple
penguins. Yes. That'd be fun. And this is because saying boys
and girls are hurtful to trans identifying students which
doesn't make any sense. He's stupid. But here's the thing.
If you look into it this is based on a story out of Lincoln
Nebraska specifically and there were some materials that were
provided to teachers by a group called the gender spectrum
which is an organization whose website states a goal of
fostering quote gender sensitive and inclusive environment
for all children and teens. So inside their materials it has
this I'll just read this quote don't use phrases such as boys
and girls you guys ladies and gentlemen and similarly gendered
expressions to get kids attention instructs a training
document given to middle school teachers at the Lincoln public
schools create a classroom create classroom names and then
ask all the purple penguins to meet on the rug. The document
also warns against asking students to line up as boys and
girls and suggests asking them to line up whether they prefer
skateboards or bikes milk or juice dogs or cats summer or
winter talking or listening. Oh do you mean by who you are as
a person as opposed to what you have between your legs. Yeah
it goes on to say ask yourself always ask yourself will this
configuration create a gendered space. The document asks I
think that's actually a very smart thing. Yeah that sounds
really dumb. What do you mean. I just mean that it's it has
the ring of like like even well everything that has to do with
kids is dumb right to adults but that's that no I mean I mean
that's that angle like I immediately have that knee jerk
reaction of like dudes you're going overboard with this.
Let's just but that makes perfect sense in though in just in
a form of education. Yeah just like that idea of we're not
immediately putting you into your blue and your pink. Yeah
you're given your choice. Yeah you're like oh I am not a boy
or a girl. I am somebody who enjoys this. I am a person
first. Yeah with my own thoughts and feelings and I'm not
I'm not whatever you tell me I am and I'm allowed to choose
and grow in the way that I want to make sense and the I like
it the arbitrary specific of purple penguins in that read
out in that. Yeah that's just little group names. Yeah just
create you know teams within the classroom and give them
names. Yeah why not. That's like getting mad at legends of
the hidden temple. Oh silver monkeys. Yeah exactly very very
unhappy. Also the shrine of the silver monkey or that one
we had to put the three pieces of the monkey together. No one
could ever fucking do it. Yeah I remember I screamed at the
TV about that when I was a kid and then someone made a group
about it on Facebook like years and years ago. I'm like you
fucking asshole. Now I can't complain about it. Now it's
hacky for me to remember that it made me mad. Like God damn
it. Do you know it's even worse. You can't complain about
it also because one of the reasons that it was so hard
for them was because they were shooting for like 12 or 14
hours straight. Oh another reason is most of them weren't
tall enough to put the head. Yeah so there were many issues
with legend the hidden temple. So you know people got mad
about this and by people I mean Alex. Yeah but there's there's
more. So Brenda Legario the Lincoln public schools coordinator
for social workers and counselors clarified to the Lincoln
Journal star after the issue gained widespread attention.
The materials were provided as guidelines for educators to
better understand gender identity issues and we're not
intended to impose rules mandating how those issues should
be addressed. Quote the handouts provided by a staff member
on a district equity team were meant only for teachers not
for students or parents she said. Of course and they were
not meant as rules staff had to follow but as suggestions for
how teachers can make students feel comfortable. It also
stresses the impact words can have on others. If there's a
staff member that's uninformed and unsupportive that can be
a pretty scary that can be pretty scary for a family maybe
struggling to understand transgender issues themselves.
So that just sounds like a really good progressive school
district quite frankly. Do you know what it always brings me
back to almost all of this almost all of this always winds
up boiling down into be thoughtful. Right. One of the
Alex hates them. I'm a huge I like I read I read the Dow
like 10 million times when I was growing up and just one of
those very simple things was always be mindful be thoughtful
with your actions. Yeah. Think before you just randomly or
or you know just like think about how does this make
somebody else feel first instead of I want to do it so I'm
going to it's a great idea. I mean it never happens. No no
so to make matters worse for Alex's narrative the Lincoln
public school superintendent Steve Joel pushed back against
what he said was a misinformed reaction to the district's
gender identity training by national commentators and news
outlets. Right. Quote it's indeed regrettable for the last
week and a half we've had to dedicate as much staff time
and resources to address an issue an issue that is not
founded in fact never once has anyone inside our school
mandated that a teacher take the words boys or girls or ladies
and gentlemen out of their interactions with children or
interaction with adults. Of course. This was about adults
professional educators who care deeply about trying to reach
and establish relationships with children. They are looking
at strategies about how to be more effective in the classroom.
Right. So fuck you Alex you're a liar. Get mad about real shit.
Why do we always have to. Why do they have to make things up
to be angry about. But bro that's what I'm talking about.
That's why this is jumping the shark. He's accidentally doing
what he's parodying. Yeah that's true. He thinks he's doing
it satirically but he's just he's going overboard on his
narratives in one chunk. So this next clip he actually jumps
the shark. Okay. He does the jump that he had prepared. Okay.
Crazy. And then it ends this clip ends with another lie.
That's the wildest cult programming that I could ever even
envision in my mind. Really. Period. There's way better cult
programming. So to assault these people we have to point out
that what they're doing is unconstitutional. It's tyrannical.
It's totalitarian. It's oppressive. It's cultic but also
it can't be selectively enforced. It can't be discriminatory.
And so our okay. If we have radical Muslims being brought
in by the hundreds of thousands a year that doesn't everywhere
from.
Turkey Saudi Arabia Kuwait.
Name two more countries areas of northeastern Africa like
Somalia one who are then constantly getting caught trying
to carry out attacks or who are carrying out attacks against
soft targets. Well if it's hurtful to people they're doing
that and if we blame all white people for the shooter in
Charleston the deranged shooter and if we blame the Confederate
battle flag for that then I'm calling for all Muslim symbols
to be removed and I'm calling for all mosque in the United
States to be shut down and I'm calling for all self identifying
Muslims of any type to be deported to their original
country of origin even if it was if they've been here 200 years
I want all Muslims deported now and I want all Muslims to have
their mosque shut down and their minarets removed and their
symbols removed and anyone wearing a crescent moon around
their neck I want them arrested because we've got police showed
up at swap meets you know saying they're there to arrest people
selling rebel flags total tyranny hardcore oppression so we'll
get back well then let's see it we'll get back to that rebel
flag thing in a minute of course well I didn't I didn't think
he was going to let the rebel flag go the moment the rebel
flag no I meant I'm going to get back to it but so just to
sort of dispense with why that argument is really stupid we've
got a lot of people that are that's that's the dumbest argument
well but just to lay out is that to lay it out because he thinks
he's being logical right and he's not there's there's a really
foundational problem with the way he's presenting this and
that is in order for his argument to make sense then the
Confederacy or worship of the Confederate flag would have to
be a federally protected group it would have to be a religion
in a in a lot of ways that basically is but in order for him
to make this argument logically sound he actually it does
work it's just all his premises are wrong like it works as a
logical like okay yeah I mean it's you're dumb but like it
does strictly work I don't understand how you think it
works well because well it doesn't because it doesn't have
to be true for it to actually work logically no he's saying
he's saying if Muslims attacking people hurt someone and
if the American or the Confederate flag being hung hurt
someone we take down symbols of the Confederate flag when a
Confederate person or someone inspired by the Confederate
flag hurts people therefore we should take down all symbols
of Muslim people when a person inspired by Islam attacks
somebody it actually does work strictly speaking in terms of
A than B B than C C than D I it's stupid but it doesn't it
doesn't matter I mean is is that is that why
okay yeah I see where you're coming from you're right it
is just that the premises are so yeah so stupid well and the
premises don't they don't it's the difference they're not
they're not a one to one premise though no it's the
difference between valid and sound when you're talking about
logic you can have a valid argument that's not sound right
because it's made up right you in order to have sound arguments
you need to have true premises that lead to a conclusion it
needs to be in the proper form and things have to be true you
can have a valid argument that's not sound if you just have
bullshit and there you can just have lies but as long as it's
set up right you right right I get what you're saying truth
can't lead to falsity falsity can lead to truth I got you
so what you're saying so the thing is like I said the really
big thing is that in order for you to make this argument and
make it work you have to put in something that makes the
Confederacy a which is a rogue failed insurgency basically
it that has to be exactly the same as a religion and if you
want to make that argument Alex you can but then you have to
say a whole bunch of other shit yeah it implies a bunch of
stuff that I don't think he realizes he's implying that
would be an interesting I mean because it for for a lot of
people it does function as something of a religion or even
the idea well I mean the idea that the south will rise again
very much has those religious overtones will rise exactly
like and then the fervency of the belief in the flag itself
right and you know it's very much a it is a worship we
worship the past like sure could you see Confederacy becoming
a religion a federally federally protected religion no the
people who believe that we should have the Confederate flag
hanging should have to agree to go to church together no and
worship that flag no I don't think so but also like see this
is this is the thing that I find the most interesting about
people trying to use logic who don't know anything about
logic in whenever you whenever you make arguments like the one
Alex is making you have a bunch of they're not really even
assumptions but they're implied premises that you don't really
even realize are in there and when you make your argument
you're actually saying a ton more than you're actually like
getting to right and that is one of them and the other thing
is like you like I said things have to be true people weren't
calling Dan Dan you sweet naive child I'm just saying
and you're such a beauty to see your wide-eyed optimism yeah
saying that things have to be true well to be sound like I
said yeah to be sound so the other thing that he's not
taking into consideration is that people weren't saying we
should ban the Confederate flag there were just a bunch of
businesses that got pressure from people who didn't want them
to sell it and they replied to to the free market they made a
decision based on what their consumers were saying places
like Walmart stopped selling the flag free market yeah so Alex
should be thrilled with that well yeah but they're not bringing
prosperity back they're bringing free market but it's not
prosperity so secondarily we all know prosperity it's about
that battle flag secondarily the people wanted the Confederate
flag taken out of state buildings because of course that
shouldn't be in it should not be in government buildings yeah
so that's such a weird so those were the real like that's like
if North Vietnam was hanging United States flag so here's
the other thing if he wants to make the argument based on
reality which I think might be a better argument to make because
I I agree with him if you were making this argument right
which is well actually I wouldn't agree with him if he was
using terrorism as one of the foundational premises but be
good as it may if he's saying people in reality are trying
to ban the Confederate flag being flown in government
buildings right and they're doing that because it hurts
people some people are offended by Islam whether or not that's
rational is another question so the Islamic flags should not
be flown in our government state buildings well yeah but
they shouldn't be right so we either should the Confederate
right but if he's making that argument yeah then cool right
but he's saying on their own property right he's going so
far but I know doing it satirically well I understand
that he's doing it satirically right I understand that I
understand that he's not literally calling for these
things but the the the form he's using is so flawed yeah like
he just it drives me up a fucking wall yeah I I could spend
half an hour yeah all the bullshit yeah so that he ends
that though with the the your your being a pedant is really
what's going on I am I am flashing into the part of myself
that should have been a professor yeah yeah exactly so I
looked into the idea that people were storming swap meets and
trying to get the Confederate flag taken down yeah arresting
people for selling Confederate flags that you can't do that
so I looked at I looked it up and I accidentally googled
Confederate flag arrests and what I found was a couple of bad
stories one is I'll just read you this headline tell you a
little bit about it somebody just arrested a Confederate flag
but the but the just put it in cuffs they waived the
Confederate flag and a shotgun at a black child's party
now they're headed to prison on terrorism charges yeah so
that's one story I found another one a man bombed Walmart
because it stopped selling Confederate flag in Mississippi
another one yeah I know what you're saying it seems bad but
was anybody arrested for selling the Confederate flag I did
find one story about police and a swap market or a swap meat
a shopper perusing the merchandise at a Redwood County
flea market was so offended by a vendor selling Confederate
and Nazi historical memorabilia the person actually called 911
Wallingsford Connecticut police were dispatched to the flea
market to investigate the police chief William Wright tells
News 8 the reason no one was arrested was because the items
were being sold on private property not to mention not to
mention no laws of course no laws were broken of course there
was a table set up with this material Wright says according
to the journal record it's not criminally illegal but obviously
it offended this person it causes some people a sense of being
uncomfortable certainly the owner could preclude this
merchandise he said he could if you wanted to if you and the
owner yeah it's a choice do that yeah the town resident who
called 911 said that there were helmets with swastikas images
of Hitler and other historical Nazi items quote I was shaking
almost vomiting he tells the paper I had to run my good my
grand not turn on the history channel my grandmother had
numbers he said referring to the digits Nazis would tattoo on
their prisoners oh shit the caller complained that the
Confederate items were quote not authentic and replicas of
flags and weapons he said the seller told him he was quote
selling so much he can't keep it in stock so basically what
happened this has to be the story he's talking about it's from
around the same time it's a flea market it's police coming
in I couldn't find any other stories nobody got arrested for
selling the flag right he's just completely making that part
up out of whole cloth it's absolutely absurd well I think
his argument would be that liberal snowflakes want people
arrested for selling the Confederate flag you know those
liberal snowflakes who survived the Holocaust or the family did
yeah maybe I don't even know if you want that guy arrested
I don't the calling the police part is a little strange
I get where he's coming from right it's a look I don't know
I'm also I liked the fact that at the end he was like and the
shit wasn't even real well that's just getting that's just
getting a nice little job I know that's that's some good stuff
right there yeah so he's a big fan of this dude Alex is not
done with his shark jumping rant he has a couple more things
he wants to bring in here's one of them and again I didn't cut
anything out just segments let's see of the control left won't
just edit what I just said and we'll take it in context because
the truth is most Muslims aren't radicals most Muslims aren't
terrorist the truth is that in general the people coming to
this country just want to work and be successful and are
fleeing the oppression of radical Islam you should stop there
I know a lot of Muslims I went to school a lot of Muslims I
don't support blaming all Muslims for what just happened
but you know what there been a lot of Muslim groups allied
with the left who are calling to remove the Confederate flag
and who are getting into this whole anti Anglo Saxon anti
white garbage so it's time for people and anyone else that
doesn't want to be oppressed to say I'm not going to be blamed
for what somebody else does but if you want to play by that
game we know statistically over 95% of terrorism in the
world is carried out by Islamic extremist the rest by criminal
groups who want ransoms that's not even close to true not even
close to true just to give you a little bit of an idea so in
the United States for example 94% of terrorist attacks carried
out the United States between the years of 1980 to 2005 were
done by non Muslims know a lot of them were environmental
groups a lot of them were animal rights groups right a lot of
them do because you know if you do a little arson that counts
as a terror get a little arson get a little arson out so Alex
likes to talk about Europe if you do a little arson he talks
about how like all these attacks are being carried out in
Europe or this not so there have been a thousand terrorist
attacks in Europe in the last five years when this article
was written and less than 2% were carried out throughout the
entirety of Europe by Muslims of course so I mean if you want
to go worldwide and say like you know Muslims fighting off our
shit and other countries are acts of terrorism see that you
get into real murky territory that's the thing one of the
big problems with terrorism is that people use it as a stop
catch all right when terrorism is very specific it is a group
of people or a person doing a relatively small thing with a
big footprint in order to influence government policy
yeah that's what it is so that and and the thing is the
Charleston shooting was not terrorism it wasn't it was a
dude who wanted to cause a race war there's political
implications to it but yeah absolutely but it wasn't trying
to influence the government into doing that is trying to
influence white people it's this weird disconnect between
like there is that political terrorism but then there is
just also trying to strike fear into everybody there's
definitely that so I don't know I think I but that's an
execution I agree with your point look it's silly I think
it to include in your in your because Alex doesn't care
about things like yeah why are we even pretending well Alex
only really cares about things that are being done against
the West right so if we include United States and Europe into
that the attacks that are done by Muslims are infinitesimal
less than 6% in the United States less than 2% in Europe
and then if you want to talk about what is actually terrorism
in the rest of the world now does Alex care if they do stuff
to each other do we have any Australian terrorists I don't
know there was that one guy you know I'm talking about he had
a knife he did have a knife wasn't the knife I didn't have
a knife was Paul Hogan well the crocodile hunter did strike
fear in the hearts of crocodiles there's no doubt about
that so I mean look I don't know it's it's a it's a really
complicated issue to discuss but I I know Alex's statistics
are wrong yeah I know that whatever it whatever it is he
says that's lies we we are trying to make sense of so he's
saying that 90% of the world's terrorism is all Muslims which
is banana and the rest of it is just people looking to get
ransoms and stuff like that's like kidnappings in Brazil and
shit but then you have to say that even if you are saying
that you're not taking into account all those environmental
and animal rights groups right that are burning shit down
which he should be happy to pile on with sure this is like
that cat sanctuary yeah just come on and throw him on there
why not it's Muslims and Muslim sympathizers which as we
know our big fans of the environment yeah and animals
yep they love them yep so he's saying that they're all evil
he's saying that that's all of what terrorism is but some
people will try and make a caveat they'll point towards
Oklahoma City that's come out mainstream news was as funny
as $3 bill totally shut up Southern Prairie Law Center
running the white supremacist compound it's not true all right
dude has not come out in mainstream news I did find an
article in World News Daily that had no sourcing about this
there is World News Daily you've basically another yeah is it
yeah it's just it's a blog though it doesn't have a cool angry
Texan doing a radio show with it so got to get more popular
man it's where Jerome Corsi used to work before he defected
to Info War Jesus Christ so so it's got great credibility
totally yeah it's like zero hedge you know it's in that it's
in that world okay so I don't know what zero hedges it's
another it's like World News Daily okay so I found an
article about it on there that had no evidence and no links
to anything else of course there was a claim of a secret FBI
memo but it didn't link to that it didn't have any secret
well but it was apparently leaked or whatever it didn't
have it didn't have a link to it it didn't show a copy of it
it just claimed that it existed the only thing I was able to
find was apparently the the place the white supremacist
group that Timothy McVeigh was involved with was called
Elohim City and apparently the Southern Prairie Law Center
did have a mole inside really yeah they had infiltrated the
group and that's how they got a lot of information about the
group so that part is kind of true and in as much as they had
someone who was doing research now there's no reason to believe
that this person in any way influenced Timothy McVeigh right
do things that he was already prone to do based on statements
he'd been making for the last 10 goddamn years before that
right there's also no reason to believe that this this mole
within Elohim City would have had any foreknowledge of Timothy
McVeigh's plan because even if you have a white supremacist
group there's no indication that you'd just be like at an open
meeting being like I'm going to blow up the mirror building
you know that seems kind of clunky you can't assume that
guys I'm a totally cool white supremacist you guys like
blowing shit up I like blowing shit up when are we going to
plan to blow shit up let me tell you one thing I know about
people who are involved in these sorts of fringe groups one of
the trends that runs through all of them is a certain amount
of paranoia a lot of them have good reason to believe that
anybody in that group could be a government mole yeah because
it might be it's a good idea to get a mole in these yeah you
gotta know because these are these are basically like their
terrorist group exactly you know how you want Intel Alex
you know how you want Intel on what a terrorist group in
Iraq is doing so do we but also on the ones in the United
States their sleeper cells here essentially they are that which
you are afraid of right so look it's so dumb it's just it's
again it's making stuff up out of whole cloth so I don't look
I don't know I don't know anyway we have one more clip of the
shark jump and in this one so there's a wait so what was it
so the shark the shark jump is ban all Muslims yes yeah but
then he did go on after that now that's not true I don't believe
that what I do believe is we should ban most Muslims like
how did he how did he think that's a shark jump again I don't
get where he thinks satire in reality where the line is where
sincerity falls on that spectrum I have no idea but I know that
what he means is that I'm going to say that I call for the
banning of all Muslim symbols the closing of all mosques the
deportation of all Muslims and then people will take that out
of context they won't point out that afterwards I said right
I'm not saying that seriously or immediately before it I said
right going to fuck with people exactly so I there's a logical
form of like sort of dealing with arguments called reducto at
absurdium and that's where you take someone's argument and
you point out an example of what their logic implies that turns
it into absurdity yeah it's Italian for Latin for reduced to
absurdity yeah Alex Jones in this next clip accidentally does
that to his own fake argument so this is actually a real treat
let's jump this shark but separate from that this is the logic
this is what they're pushing and so if one man killing nine
people one degenerate white person who couldn't even get the
clan to following committed that heinous act then ladies and
gentlemen we have to remove the Confederate flag next the
American flag now they're calling to remove Mount Rushmore
again that's all marked ice let's remove every symbol somebody
uses in a wrong way if somebody runs over somebody with a Ford
truck I want for to change the symbol change its name and I
want by law every Ford symbol removed and if you don't $10,000
fine and there have been people that have used Chevy cars to
kill people in crowds I want Chevy bad so now that is a stupid
application of his logic yeah unfortunately isn't at all
related to the logic of people who want the Confederate flag
taken out of state buildings it doesn't work at all the only
thing that him making this stupid fake argument about Chevy
trucks have been used to bow down people so ban Chevy trucks
that only hurts your fake argument it only shows how
different that is from anything anybody else is saying yeah so
he is just fucking thrown a javelin through his argument
yeah he might as well have been like oh well somebody from
Iran came over here and committed a terrorist act so we
should ban all people from Iran from coming into the United
States wait I think he is saying that now is he saying that
now that's odd might be in direct one to one comparison it
turns out that might be actually like all this stuff where
he's claiming he's jumping the shark might be what he actually
believes it does seem like that right yeah it does feel that
way he does he's really careful to try like over the next couple
episodes he is like now what I did was yeah you know what it
didn't work the way he wanted it to of course that anyone picked
up on no no one was like oh we got a report on this if he did
it today people would be fucking talking about it but 2015
people didn't care nearly even then if he did it today people
would be talking about how dumb he is yeah not for saying we
should ban all Muslim symbols but for saying I am going to do
this as a lie yeah then lie and then I'm going to tell you that
I was lying about it well actually knowing media matters
and the way they operate I bet they would fall for it I think
you're I think you're well they that they that episode with
the fill your hand yelling at Adam Schiff they didn't talk
about how he's clearly drunk on that episode okay they aren't
the best at picking up all the context of what's going on
that's true but they mean while I'm not I'm not trying to shit
on right so we've already done that the shark has been jumped
Jordan it got jumped so he ends this episode with a interview
he should end it with a and some double guns yeah yeah which
he actually has in studio so I meant finger guns he ends the
episode with an interview with a pastor whose name escapes me
it doesn't matter it's just about how the Confederacy was
pretty cool oh no but he does say this the pastor and this is
where he loses all of his credibility there's never been a
civilization in the history of the world that has officially
embraced promoted and legitimize the homosexual lifestyle
that is survived that is simply a matter of historical record
let me actually use let me use a reducto ad absurdium argument
against his I will do it in real time no cultures that didn't
have we didn't have Nintendo we's have all not survived there
we go it's stupid it's pointless yeah it doesn't mean
anything you can't you can't imply causation between except
the homosexual lifestyles why did the Aztecs fade away but
fucking didn't have we's okay everybody knows this yeah
because we's have properties I got nothing yeah it's no yeah
yeah exactly that's just like saying all of the cultures who
aren't alive now aren't alive now for any reason right but
it's gays yeah the other thing too is like hey a buddy there
are a lot of civilizations that didn't formally recognize
homosexuality and they don't exist anymore either yeah so I
mean it's and you know Spartans fucked a lot they did in the
butt yeah there was there was a bit of that yeah like it you
understand and they actually did embrace it pretty pretty
heavily it was a well the they had weird ideas about it well
yeah well it wasn't it wasn't yeah it wasn't like we're in a
loving relationship it was like a little teaching thing in
like in Athens it was more teacher Lee base exactly that was
more like if you're a teacher and you had a pupil you could
fuck yeah but it was based on respect and that sort of thing
I don't understand that Spartans there was a lot of like
soldiers fucking yeah there was stuff like that and it was more
like we're so manly we're gonna fuck as I recall there's nothing
manlier than fucking another dude as I recall there's some
stuff in Viking history about that too yeah I you get a bunch
of dudes together in a small and close enough space sooner
later they're gonna fuck especially if you're out on a
boat forever yeah yeah I feel I feel silly bringing the like
Norse shit into it because I don't really know all that much
about it but be that as it may yeah I mean you could pick any
hundred things about our modern culture that exists and be
like well you know past civilizations didn't have this
or did have this it's fucking dumb anyway this guy's an asshole
so we have a very short way to go to get through the rest of
this the rest of the time because the last couple episodes
in our stretch to July 21st are terrible okay he jumped the
shark and he fucking did not get back up he crashed right
landing the 19th because the 18th is Saturday so there's no
show 19th he does a Sunday show and it's mostly about how
the British nobility are Nazis and sure about how a picture
of the Queen when she was young a Highling Hitler came out
and like he's been vindicated on everything he's always said
and man cow sent him a congratulatory for somebody for
somebody who's always being vindicated he sure feels the
need to say he's being vindicated all the time and to do
whole shows about it yeah so that's kind of dumb and I don't
really care I don't really particularly I'm not all that
interested in his feelings about the British nobility you
know they're they're a mess but we get to the 20th we get to
Monday talks more about British nobility and the show is
boring but he does say this there's one clip worth
listening to here and it's this one in high school we go to
the beach oh no personal history and I think I separated the
boys from the men almost all the guys would be scared to go
skinny dipping with the cheerleaders I should tell these
stories I feel like I'm ready to go and of course something
really had to worry about out out of the Gulf of Mexico at
night was not so much sharks they're out there but you got a
better chance by being run over by an elephant and bitten by
a shark is the jellyfish jellyfish will get you yeah he's
skinny dip with the babes and that's what separates the boys
from the men is back then he wasn't afraid to skinny dip with
the ladies so it's his personal history mixed with even dumb
masculine ideas yeah that's that's not true I believe it's
probably true I don't think it's true at all I think it's
true okay well not his assessment but the fact of him
skinny dipping with cheerleaders I believe that maybe no I
don't fucking pictures of him from he was younger he was
swole as fuck okay he was built like a brick shithouse this
guy who's true all right he was he was fit when he was younger
I don't like the way you're talking he was also crazy it's
very it's very disconcerting he was a he was a bad kid very
Spartan of you he was a bad you know what I'm saying he was a
bad kid who got into a ton of fights but also was traditionally
attractive so I could see him being one of these bad boys who
goes skinny dipping with girls if he's fucking like a hundred
fifty girls before he's not true either no but we have to live
inside his fantasy okay I believe he probably did have sex
with a couple people before he was 16 but me that is it may
unimportant it's more important that Alex is like this is what
bravery skinny dipping with girls when you're young yeah I
skinny dipped I don't give a shit I don't think it was brave
of me anyway we move on to the July 21st episode where we
will end our investigation again no more comes up about Trump
so the actual investigation is kind of over but he does get
back into this whole episode mostly on the 21st if there's
two narratives that he's spending one we're not going to talk
about at all I'll talk about it but we don't any clips Alex
is furious this is a big new all over again Alex is furious
that they don't let army recruiters carry guns there's like army
recruitment centers and they don't have our that they're
it's after the Chattanooga shooting right where a guy shot
some military people and so Alex is extrapolating that and so
Joe Biggs is on the scene at the just south of Austin army
recruitment center with a team of patriots with guns guarding
place no God damn it yeah so Joe these are larkers basically
yeah so Joe Biggs is out there he does a report his Skype is
terrible it breaks up over and over again and he's just like
hey man I'm out here got my guns and protect these people I
have some experience with army recruiters because I I don't
know if it's changed I certainly hope it has but when I was in
high school the army recruiters were in your schools yeah oh
they were in my school too they were there and their whole goal
was to manipulate you into signing up they were they were door
to door salesman basically yeah our guy was super cool because
of course he is and we didn't know any better than he was
trying to get us into the army right he would do James Brown
impressions he would dance oh no he was awesome he seemed so
cool but I as you sort of as time went on you start to realize
why does he keep asking me what my future plans are yeah this
is weird I had a couple friends who fell for it ended up
signing up I don't think any died should look into that
so I don't care all that much about army recruiters because
it isn't really the benign thing of like oh you you want to sign
up so you go sign up now they're salesman yeah there is a
manipulative game that they're playing in order to trick people
and if you have if you have commercials for the Navy like
join the Navy yeah you're yeah it's absurd to think that they
don't get bonuses for signing people up it's absurd to think
that there isn't quotas that they they're supposed to reach
yep so I mean they've invested interest in kids signing away
their future so I don't want to talk about that because I don't
really give a shit and Joe Biggs heavy yeah but Alex does say
one thing that's really funny I wish I would have pulled this
quote but he says Joe Biggs is not a man to make shit up
flash forward to Joe Biggs getting fired for reporting on
pizza again so the other narrative of the show that takes
up most of it is these Planned Parenthood videos he gets back
to him and he says some fucking wild stuff about them here's
the first clip and when we're not doing it at the Capitol
when there's Christians just praying trying to ban partial
birth so this is about his demon narrative about the every
time you're at an abortion protest demons show up yeah I'm
sorry that I forgot there was some context needed there
women in in flowery colors old young black white Hispanic
mainly white and black mainly white actually start going
I mean it's interdimensional it's Satanism it's real something
is going on it's in every one of these videos there's wine
caviar lavish restaurants I love Lamborghinis dead babies
yeah and then and then I said me seems like it's so liberal
yeah so there we go with more classism but then secondly
he's talking about the Lamborghinis and this is something
that's important to bring up it's based on the deceptive editing
of the videos there's one lady who's having a conversation
with someone about setting up a relationship where this fake
research center could get tissue samples right every single
time that they talk about intact samples they don't they
the people making the video want you to believe that what
they're talking about is a full baby yeah and that's not what
they're talking about course not they're talking about like
an intact liver or an intact organ yeah like that which is
well within the legal situation and that is what they're
talking about and they should use the whole baby sure like
the buffalo exactly so the other thing is this Lamborghini
thing was a lady talking and she's clearly talking to the
waiter and it's clearly what do you want lay on a Lamborghini
it's an old lady she's making a lame waiter I mean that no
no I mean the editing of that I think both yeah well yeah
that's a good point so Alex tries to make the claim that
they're buying Lamborghinis based on these baby monies and
stuff like that right and I just feel the need to clarify I
mean I watched all these videos today yeah just in preparation
and it's so clear that this is a fucking manipulative cut and
that she's not talking to the camera of course not so here
we go oh yeah oh yeah Caitlyn Jenner oh we got the moral
high grass girl I mean while we're on it it's crazy these
people are demons
they just appeared start crawling out of trash cans one guy
ran and hid in the dumpster I mean they're like he might have
been Oscar the great that's not really demonic as it as much
as it is hobo or Sesame Street so I don't anyway I don't
demons demons and when you confront them they'll actually
just basically roll around on the ground like in Christ time
saying we are Legion you are Legion you saw the movie of you
oh yeah it's like we're in the glasses folks I'm telling you
it's like they live maybe I should just settle down and play
that six minute piece of membrane put together from they
live when we had Rowdy Piper on because you know rowdy Piper
trying to get his buddy to put the glasses on he won't do it
because put these glasses on or start eating concrete man
once you see it is no going back
just take the red pill people another movie yeah do you really
want to side with ghoul women over to the bottle red wine
classism yes talking about Lamborghinis and from baby
art sales like a lot more fun than you want that on your
conscience
I don't even know about the show at this point I just oh my god
what a yeah come on you know I don't like it when the cops
pull me over and give me a ticket it's not that I'm mad
they're giving me a ticket for speeding I shouldn't be
speeding it's dangerous it's not good I get we got to have
small order it's that they'll be sure reason you were speeding
10 miles over the speed limit like is there a reason you're not
arresting people selling baby parts well yeah because it's
not illegal and it's not what's happening it's not that
they're selling baby they're not selling baby parts it's so
crazy and that whole thing like do you want to side with these
evil women like well I mean based on the truth yes because
they're not evil well also even if they even if they were evil
they sound like a lot of fun I like you auntie yeah I would go
to a white party nice red wine Lamborghini I've never driven
one of those well she doesn't have one she clearly is telling
away she wants we just want to Lamborghini it's so she's
in she's aspiring she's got ambition there is a great moment
that again I didn't cut this clip just because of time constraints
but the Alex says defending Planned Parenthood when these
videos come out is going to blow back on you and it's so
ironic because he never I well I don't know I can't say for
certain we'll find out as this investigation goes on but I
guarantee he never is like I'm sorry that I reported this of
course I know that it was manipulative I'm still against
abortion which would be the respectable thing to do if he
was like I'm against abortion I have a principle that even up
to the first trimester I don't think it's okay I believe it's
a human if you were to say that I'm sorry these videos were
manipulative it was propaganda I fell for it I'm sorry if you
were to say that I would respect the hell out of it I'd be
like it's okay I don't think any conservative outlet has said
that certainly a lot of people in the House and Senate had to
yeah well that's true when they did investigation that's true
they did but I don't think the news really I don't think the
opinion slash news media no for the conservative propaganda
machine ever was like well guys we got it wrong and I'm pretty
certain that Fox News isn't reporting too much on the trial
of those guys no much like Hannity is not going to apologize
for Seth Rich of course eventually so he gets into this next
clip is a bit more about the Planned Parenthood stuff but
what's important here is the video is a lie the videos that
he's talking about our lives right now he's going to lie
about the lie he's going to okay he's going to editorialize
and add things that aren't in those videos in order to grow
the demonicness of it or the villainy so even if he's just
reporting on the video that is reporting on a lie this is
lying about a lie right that's fascinating to me that's like
next level propaganda oh well when you multiply negative two
by negative two you wind up getting positive for so that
tracks yep trendy women lisping driving brand new Mercedes
drink 200 bottle red wine talking and smacking and going
let me try not to chop them up in too big a piece is going to
get all the goodies and just kind of thrusting or oh yeah
oh yeah that's what he sounds like when he fucks like there
any winehouse singing some some blues jazz riff but you're not
on stage turning on a bunch of men you're you're a sick freak
talking about baby parts it's not like you're in front of your
husband in the bedroom you're talking about dead body parts
and they're just waiting around in their chair oh god like
this is why you're not in movies you understand they're
coming you're a terrible actor Jordan I'm sorry I have to go back
because it look you're right you're right I threw up a little
bit you're right to yell but we've got we've got to get a clean
take of what happens after he fakes throwing up because it's
so funny he's so dumb like first of all the lie on the lie too
is these women aren't squirming around and acting like they're
sexually excited yeah I don't know what it is he's fucking
he's trying to weave his narrative that he has built up in
the past that people demons it turns them on people who are
pro abortion have some sort of a sexual thing about killing
babies yeah it's all nonsense but he's trying to make this
lie match up with his preexisting lie and it doesn't work if
you watch the videos that doesn't match up at all now also
he says that they are driving Lamborghinis the lady says
she wants a Lamborghini there's no indication that she has
one right and who cares if they're drinking wine you asshole
anyway here we go hey real Americans drink paps all right
fair enough I kind of agree with that.
I can't handle it anymore.
I'm about to throw up actually said throw up a throat.
I want away from these people I don't like them they say our
kids belong to them you understand they're coming they're
coming for us God I can't stand them.
They're dangerous yeah they're even uncool they're so uncool
they're so uncool so at the end of the show he has like I said
he does more of this Joe big stuff right he says more
bullshit about Planned Parenthood stuff but I think
we've we've gotten all we're going to get out of that yeah
then he has the on air debut of his 12 year old son.
Oh no no he does a admirable book report and I don't want to
make fun of him again because he's a child that's a big new
no it was about GMO.
Okay we just let's move on yeah I'm just gonna get mad look
I'm just gonna get mad.
You know I'm gonna get mad because I have sympathies for him
because he doesn't know any better.
I think he did a great job for a 12 year old doing a news
report.
I know people in high school in my broadcast production class
that did way worse stories than he did under way less pressure
but he also had all the Info Wars money and team behind him
right sure he didn't edit it himself.
I'm sure he did he did a fine job but also it's his dad forced
him to edit it himself really really fucked up you won't get
your praise until you finish this it's really really really
fucked up the way Alex does this he has Rex on and he's
talking about how he's going to be even greater than him in
the Info War and it's really putting a lot of pressure on a
12 year old who's a everything the light touches what what is
12 that's like fifth sixth grade sure that's a lot of pressure
to know about globalists yeah well if your voice hasn't even
changed and you're already being primed to fight the globalists
man you got a big head start so Alex plays his report and before
that he has him sitting in studio and he does the like you're
going to be greater than even me or a sharp kid I love you so
much calls him sweetheart it's very weird and it's very weird
especially considering he now doesn't have custody but be that
as it may I again whether or not he's a good dad he's a fucking
lunatic before he intros Rex he has him sitting there while
he doesn't add no so Rex is sitting at no Rex is sitting
there that's why you had me write super male vitality down I
did Rex is sitting there looking over at his dad selling boner
medication it's not quite the way you think it's going to go
oh no but you did get it that it is has to do with super vitality
is he going to say something like that's how we got you Rex
because if he does that's going to creep me out a lot no because
that I don't think I would have cut out I think that would be
allowed that one okay no this actually put the mic down because
this guy accidentally might be the most progressive Alex Jones
has ever been which is really just a sell product I'm going to
give you a little news flash the only thing different about
super female vitality is it has frisky goatweed has a different
name and 20 go it's got a scientific name and it's more of
an aphrodisiac it has all the same stuff the male stuff has in
it and it does some other things to your body not just the
libido but it's super female quite frankly is the formula I
like best even more the super male but group debates that
with me it's different for everybody and they go Alex is
not too good if you say you take female vitality on air
whatever whoa Alex Jones welcome to the party
that's like it doesn't matter if I take male or female super
it's all bullshit anyway we gendered these are yeah there's
no point in doing it maybe maybe he could learn a lesson from
that yeah maybe he could maybe he could stop calling him male
and female and instead let them choose what they want to be
these horny urrs yeah it's got horny goatweed in it I sell
supplements on my website that you could buy in a truck stop
bathroom it's the only place I've seen fucking horny goatweed
sold out of those condom dispensers it'll get you going
it'll get you going that's why they call it horny goatweed get
it I guess so anyway that brings us to the end of July 21st
and thus the end of our part four of our investigation of
what happened to Alex Jones so far we see little evolution in
his feelings towards Donald Trump except to say that maybe
someone loves some bigotry he does love that and maybe someone
told him to stop talking about his mob ties right I didn't
speculate about that earlier but I might as well the stuff
that he was saying about Trump before this was basically vague
accusations of crimes yeah so there's a decent chance someone
was like dude you got to stop that in not necessarily in
nefarious ways but just like it could be it could be yeah but
it could also just be somebody being like yeah hey that is
you something you could be sued we know his lawyers aren't
that good that's a good point so he might have had someone
who touched him and was like hey you gotta you know calm down
on that right so he decided he's not going to attack Trump
anymore but even in that speech he still says he doesn't trust
him and thinks he's going to betray everyone yeah so there's
no evolution for the rest of the time but fuck was that
job shark jumping fun that was insanity that was complete
nonsense and then beyond that what else do we have oh Alex
is an idiot and he believes a propaganda about Planned Parenthood
I just love the the abortion protesters he literally and
not not in a figurative way like he described like Hillary
Clinton is a demon and and you know smells like sulfur as a
way of describing you know all of this stuff flies land on yeah
he's literally saying it is something interdimensional yeah
and that at these abortion protests they appear fucking
appear out of the ground and if you confront them they will
contort on the ground saying we are Legion yeah and he they
are Legion and he's sick of them yeah makes him throw up a
little bit but my mouth a little bit but that was that was so
that was so terrible that was real bad that was really bad but
it's one of these gotta take an acting class it's one of the
few times that I've been listening to the show and I
legitimately like Blurt like you are such an asshole I was like
come on man you sense memory use something yeah take an acting
class yeah so if you'd like to you can find us on the internet
at knowledge fight dot com correct and we'll be back soon
with another installment of this investigation hope picks up
we are getting close to August where the first debate happens
right so we'll see again Roger Stone is not shown up yet
right Steve Pachanik is not there I actually want to make
this clear what I remember that on our last episode
I we didn't spell this out enough we danced around it a little
bit and
let me see if I can find the best way to say this
Alex needs to be lied to in order to get on board with
Trump whole hog because of the things he knows about him and
the lack of trust right he knows about these connections
that he has to mobs he knows about Russia connections x y
and z so in order for him to get on board what we said is he
needs another compelling thing which we speculated would be
this culture war stuff I regret that I didn't point out that
that Steve Pachanik's role in the whole con Steve Pachanik
is there to give the Russia didn't hack this stuff it was
Patriots within our government okay so Steve Pachanik is there
functionally as the cover for those lies that Roger Stone is
going to tell him okay that's what I think all right but
it's probably more likely it's just bigotry yeah it's boy
everything's everything could be nefarious but it could also
just be bigotry the reason that I think it has to be nefarious
the entirety of American history true the reason I think it
has to be nefarious though is it's such a wild coincidence that
all of these people would change their mind in exactly the
same way at exactly the same time yeah but anyway we'll find
out that Trump did unite us yeah he's a uniter well United
them yeah yeah I just threw up in my mouth oh that was pretty
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