Knowledge Fight - #62: August 19-26, 2015
Episode Date: July 10, 2017Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the 8th installment of his investigation into what happened to Alex Jones in 2015 to get him to join Team Trump. This installment does not include a whole lot of deve...lopment in Alex's opinions toward Trump, but it does cover the following topics: Jesse Ventura arguing circles around Alex Jones on his own show Alex reveals surprising drug use in his past PJW gets really racist Alex covers a shooting in the least human way possible
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Andy and Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex, I'm a first-time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.
I love you.
Hey, everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan.
We are a couple of dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages,
and have long-winded conversations about Alex Jones.
And the reason that we do that is because you know a lot about Alex Jones.
That's true.
And the reason I'm here is because I don't know anything about Alex Jones.
Conversely, you know a lot about novelty beverages.
I do.
And I don't know anything about...
What happened about novelty beverages?
You forgot last week, you didn't have time to get them this week.
Do you know what that means, Dan?
It's punishment time.
You're pretending that this is a weekly show.
We are...
Oh yeah, that's a good point.
Dude, whatever.
I don't know when or where I am.
Last time on Knowledge Fight.
Yeah.
Anyways, it's time to punish you with Azul coconut juice.
This is out of New Jersey, the home of the coconut.
Yep.
As I told you before the show, we should take a picture of this
because it looks like jism.
It is.
I mean, not really, but the pieces are a little bigger.
The coconut pieces are bigger than most sperms, let's say.
We will be tweeting a picture of this out on the Knowledge Fight Twitter.
Dan takes the first sip and...
Oh man, that's no good.
The face is not good.
It's gross.
I'm not drinking any more of that.
It's too kind of milky.
The coconut meat that's in it is too soft.
You know what?
I actually don't mind it.
Great.
You got two bottles.
No, I'm not going to drink two bottles.
Frankly, if I make it through half of one, I'm going to be shocked,
but I don't mind it.
Okay.
Well, all right.
You know what else?
You're going to have to drink all of it.
You know it's something I don't mind.
What do you not mind?
I don't mind our new Donator.
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So, yeah, I just wanted to give that sort of statement as a big thank you.
I really appreciate it.
But you know what, Jordan?
Today, you know what we're doing?
What are we doing today?
We are going.
Are we going to do an episode of KnowledgeFight?
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That was it.
Okay, all right.
That was it.
Okay.
Today we are doing another investigation into what happened in 2015.
Oh, sweet.
It's been a while since we had an investigation.
It has.
We've been sidetracked by space and the current day and, oh no, because I mean, last week
you could say we'd been straight.
We'd been space tracked.
We were trapped in space.
Lost in space.
We were lost in space.
We did that the last time.
I was lost in Carrie Callahan's Beautiful Eyes.
Oh, those baby blues.
Yeah.
The last episode we did back in 2015, Alex Jones did a two hour interview with David
Duke and got owned.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
And he was bought and then sold by the KKK.
Yeah.
That was on August 18th of 2015.
And so our investigation will now pick up on August 19th of 2015 and we will go through
to August 26th, 2015, which I texted you about the other day unspecifically and told
you it was one of the most upsetting episodes of this show that I've ever listened to.
Yeah.
I know.
Which is such a high bar to clear.
Well, it turns out there's a lot of stuff that happened in the summer of 2015 that maybe
we don't remember happened in such close succession with each other.
Right.
Let's just tease it.
Because we were, because we were a little bit distracted by something larger going on.
Let's let's just tease this.
There's another high profile murder that happens and Alex Jones is coverage of it is less than
tacky.
Less than tacky.
Not even tack full tacky.
Below tacky.
Can we do the Malaysian plane again?
We can't.
But we can do is start the show off with a fun out of context drop.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm actually gay and I'm dating a man named Rachel Maddow.
This is never going to end this joke.
Oh my gosh.
They're going to take that out of context and loop it.
That's yeah.
There we go.
I was like, this is it.
This is terrible.
I'm having fun.
And then he said, take it out of context.
I was like, no, I didn't get this.
Yeah.
Of course.
Perfect.
Also, I don't think that we've ever played an instance of him talking about Rachel Maddow
being a man.
Yes.
And he does it all the time.
So I wanted to be sure we were able to slip in a nice example of that to just sort of
showcase his idiocy.
What a dick.
What a dick.
Yeah.
Why?
Why be a dick to Rachel Maddow?
Just like, uh, on that episode, he ends up saying that she's a man and he's gay for
her.
Like, uh, I would say 20 times.
Yeah.
That sounds about right.
But that was the best one because he does plenty of fake laughs going on around there.
Oh, so many.
Yeah.
But he does predict the future that they're going to take it out of context and right
there.
He was talking about a podcast that wouldn't exist for another year and a half.
Pretty amazing predictive powers.
You will make every dream of yours come true, Alex, at least as in regard to taking the
things that you say and laughing at you about, I would definitely like to sort of fulfill
his, um, uh, they're coming for me narrative.
I mean, I would love for us to be the ones who are nipping at his heels.
Right.
I would also love to, uh, crash the economy.
Sure.
Fuck it.
Why not?
Why not?
So we start on August 19th and we will start with some nice country fried bigotry.
Oh, uh, this is Alex Jones talking about Frank Marshall Davis being Barack Obama's dad.
Uh, and.
Oh yeah.
I remember that.
I remember that one.
Yeah.
And he's the, he's the guy who's yeah.
Communist pornographer.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Lived in Hawaii and, uh, I want to say that I don't care about what the reality is.
I'll take a Barack Obama at his word about who his dad is because it doesn't seem like
a big deal to me.
Also, if it is the truth that his dad is Frank Marshall Davis, I don't really give a shit
about that either.
Right.
That's not a big, like weird.
Well, Rory Scoville's bit is perfect where he's talking about that and he's like, wait
a second, are you saying that the first black president also wasn't born here?
What the shit?
Are you kidding me?
Like if he just came out and revealed that, that's the craziest, awesome thing that's
ever happened.
Right.
You'd have to give it to him.
Got to tip your head.
I'd be like, yeah, dude, you did it.
Do you know how hard it is to become president crazy?
Do you know how hard it is not to be a legal citizen and live here your entire life nuts?
Put those two together and add black president.
Crazy.
And now the degree of difficulty is insanely high.
And now that we're on the other end of it and his presidency is over, I don't see what
game was being played by this 40 year long con of Frank Marshall Davis being his dad.
Yeah.
I have no fucking idea.
They were like, what we really need is a centrist position.
We're going to need this centrist position in the White House 40 years from now.
A guy who inspires liberals, but still commits war crimes for corporations, then we could
go and say, maybe false flag by Trump.
Interesting.
How else could Trump become president if we didn't rile up all the racists?
No, totally.
But that, that's the other thing that I wanted to talk about is that Alex Jones's premise
is that Frank Marshall Davis is Barack Obama's dad.
Okay.
The whole Kenya thing was cooked up by the Obama camp to trick people.
He wants to trick people off the scent of the, of the Frank Marshall Davis line.
What is, why?
How many different layers of bullshit do we have to split through?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But the thing that's fascinating to me about that is that Alex Jones is acknowledging that
he got duped by some fake ploy that was utilizing only racism.
Like the fake story of Kenya, Kenyan birth certificate and shit like that is fueled solely
by racism.
Yeah.
And this group, these globalists, they knew that they could get Alex Jones to jump on
board.
Yeah.
And all of these people, if they just used racism to distract people from Frank Marshall
Davis.
All you have to do.
Right.
And at that point say that actually Obama is Frank Marshall Davis's dad and also a time
travel.
Why not?
Exactly.
He went, he went, he traveled through time with them.
We're onto something.
There we go.
Now we're getting to a grand unified field theory of Alex Jones and we're just adding
in Carrie Callahan on top.
Yeah.
And so here is the clip from August 19th or he's a, I want you to keep track of his phrasing.
It strikes me as very racist.
His father, the communist, the, the, the economist, his fake father was incredibly
black African, handsome black African man, but just super black.
Obama looks nothing like him.
Not the bone structure, not the eyes.
Frank Marshall Davis.
That's your daddy.
That's, that's what I was getting at right there at the end.
Super black.
No.
That's your daddy.
Yeah.
Alex Jones talking like that is not, uh, germane to his, uh, not good.
Also, do they still not get that Obama is a mixed race, man?
Uh, do they still have no idea how that's a possibility?
Like, I like, like, how can, how do you, and that's the, the other thing that racists
were doing when, uh, Obama was running was they were like, why, why do they say he's
half black?
You know, he's half white.
Why don't you say he's a half white president?
How do you, these people are so fucking stupid.
I mean, that is just the racial version of half full, half empty to a racist.
No, no.
I mean, it's, uh, the obvious reason is why is because if you are, if you are, if you
are at all black people treat you as black, that's the, that's why you say that.
Well, I mean, it has its roots in all those, like, uh, racial definition laws in the 1800s,
early 1900s, late 1800s, where people were, or maybe it might have been even earlier than
that.
I apologize.
I mean, I would make strict rules about, uh, quattroons.
Yeah.
If you're a quarter African, that's a different story.
If you're, you know, you can't, you can't be, uh, there's a, there's a rich history
of trying to classify people and it's always to protect whiteness.
Yeah.
That's always what the game is.
Right.
So, uh, have fun while somebody had to, well, have fun continuing that trend, Alex, because
it's certainly, uh, productive to our future.
I'm glad that 150 years later, fuck.
Yeah.
So, uh, you know, we have some problems with racism in the world and we are sad about it
and we try to recognize it wherever we can, even in our own selves.
I think we, uh, but Alex would like us to know something far more important and that
is that it's really the globalists who did this.
Right.
Well, of course.
Uh, and it's an emergency.
Naturally.
And, uh, here you go.
Here's his thoughts on it.
It'd be like if an asteroid was coming to destroy the earth, would humanity come together
to put the technology we need together and the resources to go up there and remove the
asteroid, either put rockets on it and get it out of the way or blow it up, destroy it.
Because basically metaphorically, that's what we're facing.
And that's why I don't want to fight with the Mechiloraza people.
I don't want to fight with the, uh, white nationalist David Duke.
I don't want to fight with the nation of Islam.
I don't want to fight with the Catholics and the Jews and, uh, it's just stupid.
And I get in resource wars, all of them tribalism is a great way to get people to go your way,
but it's going to destroy us in the end.
And the globalists have totally betrayed the people that followed them.
The globalists sold the idea of working together and not being racist to try to build this
system.
And it was always there to just, to make it even worse.
And that's why it's evil.
That doesn't try.
That's why it's out of control.
That's why I have such a big problem
with people that I try to talk to about this and they just go,
Oh, you're a conspiracy theorist about all this.
Yeah, that does suck.
There's one way to avoid that reaction from people and that is don't spout crazy bullshit
that like you said, doesn't track.
That sentence doesn't make sense.
I mean, just, just like if that's why, and then like all the stuff he said and then said,
that's why I don't do, that's why I'm frustrated.
That's why this is evil.
Like, no, you can't have that in a sentence.
Well, he are, I mean, his argument is that globalists are trying to trick people into being
racially accepting, but the real game is getting everyone mad at each other.
And that's why it's evil.
Yeah, but he didn't, he didn't use correct grammar.
No, he didn't.
Very frustrating.
He doesn't spell things out right.
And he doesn't prove that any of this stuff.
In the way that Alex Jones is a real Nazi, I am a grammar Nazi.
Fair enough.
So on this episode too, he's talking a whole.
I hate dangling part of skittles.
He hates dangling Jews.
Do not end a sentence in a preposition.
I refuse off to the trains with you.
So this episode, he's also talking a whole bunch about Hillary and her server issue that's popping
up.
Of course.
He just believes every single rumor about it.
And if it's negative about Hillary, it is going to be on the show.
It's kind of boring.
He also plays a clip of her in a speech talking about how she got on Snapchat for her campaign.
Okay.
And she makes a joke that this Snapchat's great.
Everything just disappears on its own.
It's like, I would have advised her probably not to say that.
That's a pretty good bit in hindsight.
Yeah.
During the campaign, not a good bit.
Well, had we, had we have known the way things would shake out.
If I were like, I don't know, John Podesta, but Hillary, good bit.
But at the same time, the reality is that she didn't really do anything majorly illegal.
She did nothing illegal.
Especially with the servers.
Right.
That was not something that was any different than past secretaries of state have done in
some capacity or another.
And as it's come out, the same shit that she did pretty much the entire GOP has done
worse versions of it.
And many people in the Trump administration have done varying degrees of it with like Rex
Tillerson having a fake pseudonym email address and stuff like that.
But be that as it may.
And treason.
What they've also done treason.
Yeah, but be that as it may, what she's doing is trolling.
Yeah.
She's trolling people who hate her, but then she did a good job at it.
Again, that's a pretty good bit.
But at the same time, like, I think that liberals per se, maybe, maybe it's not fair
to blanket this thing with liberals, but she didn't realize the response that the right
and the alt right would have to being trolled like that.
Oh, they can't handle it.
No.
They're such bullying.
The moment you push back against bullies, they begin to cry like little girls.
Right.
And the trolling on the right, most of it has become such a white noise.
Yeah.
It's just like, guys, just shut the fuck up.
Yeah, exactly.
Or you just block people on Twitter and, you know, you move on with your life.
The response that people on the right have to being trolled is violent.
Yeah.
And you see it in Alex.
You see like the fuck this woman.
She is the she is a literal demon.
She's up there.
She's up there bragging about things disappearing and, you know, she's walking around.
Why are there no conservative comedians?
Because they don't understand jokes.
Fuck you.
Like she made a good joke and they were like, there she's, she's admitting it.
She's admitting it all.
You've clearly never seen Dennis Miller on the O'Reilly Factor because he's hilarious.
Yeah.
Sure.
Sure.
I bet.
I bet.
If you have free like 15 minutes and you want to have a great time, go check out the
clips from the majority report where Sam Cedar and Andy Kindler break down Dennis Miller's
appearances.
That's fantastic.
O'Reilly Factor.
That's fantastic.
It's so funny.
But anyway, moving along on this August 19th episode, also Alex brings back my main man,
the body, Jesse Ventura.
Excellent.
And since we're past the point where he's bullshitting about his court case, we're not
doing, we're not doing the lawsuit anymore.
Yeah.
That, that narrative is passed.
Okay.
And now Jesse is just coming on to talk sense and Alex can't really handle it.
Okay.
They talk a little bit about Trump and Jesse Ventura's position is.
Fuck Trump.
No.
Oh.
It's interesting.
He's like, I don't agree with the things he's saying at all, but I like that him and Bernie
are shaking things up in terms of wrestling power away from the two party system.
Right.
Which I can agree with philosophically, had we known at that point the consequences,
I would.
Yeah.
I would taper it a little.
Yeah.
But I agree.
I don't think that it's rather than resting control away from the two party system.
They only consolidated it more around lunatics in a very, very scary way.
Yeah.
But at that point, I kind of see where he's coming from and it's a very sensible position
to have that, you know, these two candidates on the right and the left are mixing it up.
Right.
And he makes some good points about that, but then they get into some immigration issues
and Jesse Ventura proposes, I would describe as a thought experiment that Alex thinks is
a literal suggestion and it's a little weird.
Well, you are a lot better than Bernie Sanders and I trust you more than Trump.
The reason Trump is having such success is he is exposing that a lot of the illegals that
are coming in, just like Americans flee justice to Mexico, folks from Latin America are fleeing
justice here.
Even CNN admits thousands of Chinese women, sometimes 10,000 a week, come in on a visa
for tourism, have their baby and have it all paid for.
And then their kids are US citizen and Chinese newspapers advertise, come to America,
get everything for free.
Now, I agree.
The immigrants aren't the bad people overall.
And there are a lot of good ones, but the people coming here to do that are being leeches
and the politicians that allow those laws to be in place are.
And so are you ever going to see the perspective a little more like Trump and I do about the
fairness issue of these borders?
Well, then the first thing that you should do then, Alex, you and Donald should get together
and lead the charge to take down the Statue of Liberty.
Nice.
Take it down.
Way to do it.
Jesse, that's kind of a stop statement.
That's what welcomes these people to the country.
It says, give us your poor, give us your downtrod.
But they didn't get welfare before and they had to wait at Ellis Island for three months
to make sure.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Alex, every immigrant, immigrant group in America has gone through the same thing.
Be it the Italians, be it the Irish, whenever it happened, they all went through the same
thing.
Nobody wanted them here.
Everybody wanted them kicked out.
Oh, they're coming here.
They're taking a lot of that Hollywood exaggeration.
Well, okay, but take down the Statue of Liberty.
Take it down.
Well, I mean, it is an occult symbol from France.
Maybe they should take it back.
Well, then we should take that symbol down.
And I think we should melt it down and sell the scrap metal and import more illegals.
So what Alex doesn't grasp is that Jesse Ventura is suggesting this as a rhetorical way to say
that turning away immigrants because they're poor or something like that is a refutation
of our values as a society.
Yes.
And Alex thinks it's like maybe it is an occult symbol.
Right.
And then the other thing is Alex saying that immigrants experience is that that's Hollywood.
Yeah.
Fuck you, Alex.
One thing I don't understand.
Have you ever read a newspaper from any point in our history?
Yeah.
Like the the editorials every time, like when the Irish came over, you can go back and read
editorials of like these people are going to destroy America and they're not even real people.
They come from us.
They come from a Catholic country where they're poor.
They're they can't even feed themselves.
Why do we have to feed them?
They have these violent skirmishes with each other.
They're just going to bring it over here.
Yeah.
They're going to drain our resources.
Oh, it's going to be terrible.
It's such a boring thing.
It's also similar.
But what I love is that Alex is saying that these immigrant things are all like, ah, that's Hollywood.
Meanwhile, all he does is cite movies to make his arguments about predictive programming.
Right.
All this stuff Hollywood tells the truth whenever it's hidden in lies.
It's such a what do you what?
Where is the line?
There is no line between guns real.
You know what?
We brought that up.
You know what we should do?
Melt down the Statue of Liberty.
Gun gun.
Turn it into a giant gun or just give the Statue of Liberty a gun.
None of that.
So instead of the torch,
instead of the torch, we rebuild the arm.
It faces up.
It's got a gun in it.
And every 4th of July, it shoots into the air.
Every time an immigrant comes in, it shoots off.
Like a counter at a bar.
Absolutely.
Like, ah, one in, one out, guys.
One in, one out.
Also, I think that's a great feminist proclamation.
You know, it's a woman with a gun.
And what's more feminist than that?
Making an Alex Jones statement.
Yeah, I mean, I'm glad.
Rachel Maddow.
Yeah, boy.
I'm glad you brought up the idea of guns
because this next clip, Alex Jones discusses his feelings about immigration.
And I didn't realize that a lot of his fears about immigration is not about,
it's not really about, you know, them committing violent acts against people.
He uses that to gin up his base a bit and scare people.
Yeah.
Like every time there's some story about an immigrant killing somebody,
he's like, look at this thing.
Right, right, right.
It's not really about that.
And in this next clip, he sort of spells out what the end game that he foresees of
immigrants coming in is.
It actually took me, it made me pause for a moment.
Okay.
Clearly, there's a globalist industrial plan by the Republican leadership,
mainly, and the Democrats to get cheap labor and to create political vulcanization.
Clearly, immigrants to this nation,
German immigrants were treated bad by the English immigrants,
because the English immigrants treated those beneath them bad.
That's just classism and the Italians and the Irish and all the rest of it.
And, and other immigrants, the Chinese were treated terribly.
Probably a million Chinese died building the West.
So I welcome all these hardworking good people here.
The problem is the socialist, the Ford Foundation admits it as a plan
to bring in 50, 60 million illegals from Latin America predominantly,
have them basically all vote socialist, vote to take the guns, and it's game over.
And you incentivize with paying for the babies, making the kids citizens and all this,
it's not fair.
I can't go to Mexico, have a baby with my wife,
and then we get to stay there and get welfare.
I don't, first of all, I don't think it's really a reasonable argument to say what other
countries do in order to rationalize or talk about what we do or what we should do.
It's, it's potatoes.
No, it makes perfect sense.
It makes perfect sense.
Potatoes and potatoes is actually the worst way I could have phrased that.
Yeah, no kidding.
You know that country who we think we're better than?
We should do everything they do.
Yeah.
That makes perfect sense.
Well, I mean, at least in Alex Jones' conception.
Right.
But there you saw that it's, it's that these people are going to be,
they're going to come in, they're going to be lured in by goodies.
Yeah.
Like socialist benefits and what have you.
And then they'll take our guns away.
Yeah.
They'll become, they'll become a voting block that takes away our guns.
Everything goes back to guns.
He just loves guns.
Can we just give them guns and then put them somewhere?
And guess what?
He has plenty of them.
Right.
But I mean all of them.
Like let's, okay.
So here's what we do.
The farce is that no one is trying to take guns.
No one's trying to take guns.
It's never happened.
But here's what I, here's what we do.
Here's what we do.
All right.
We outlaw guns pretty much everywhere.
Okay.
But the American Southwest.
Okay.
Everybody who loves guns go to Texas, go to Arizona, go to those places,
not least of which, because guess what?
Those are going to be even more deserts very soon.
Yeah.
So then.
But they deny that it will be.
Yeah.
Well, of course.
So they won't know what's going on.
They won't have any idea.
Yeah.
It's gorgeous Mesa's.
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It's brilliant.
Alex, you already live in Texas.
It's basically a desert.
I bet property taxes would be even cheaper out there.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
And now you could set up a studio.
Well, you would have to tie the gun every time you go to church.
That's true.
That's true.
Yeah.
That's just, that's just the Bible.
10% of the gun every time you go to church.
All right.
I'll give you the holster today, preacher preacher.
I'm completely fascinated though by how all roads lead to guns in Alex Jones's mind.
Yeah.
And that's something that's kind of going to be a through line through today's episode
because spoiler alert, he doesn't progress much in his opinion about Trump.
This episode is going to go up to August 26th and he doesn't really change at all.
He's still in a position where he's like, I don't really trust him.
You heard him back there say to, I trust Jesse Ventura.
I trust you way more.
Right.
He's still talking about loving Rand Paul and wishing Rand Paul would say bigoted shit.
You know, he's still there.
It's, it's not like the position hasn't evolved.
I love Rand Paul, but he doesn't hate the brown people enough.
Yeah.
He needs to be, he needs to turn his dog whistle into an air horn and then I will
fucking get on board with him.
But now this, this whole thing is, is like, we keep getting close and then it just pauses.
Yeah.
Like I got it.
What, what happened?
We thought it was over.
Yeah.
We thought he'd made his pivot.
Absolutely.
And he hasn't really.
No.
He's still, I mean, granted, since that pivot, he's stopped talking about Trump's
mob ties and stuff like that.
00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:12,740
Right.
Right.
But at the same time, he's definitely not said at any point to the end of this episode,
the 26th, as it were, that he supports Trump.
He hasn't said he endorses him.
He's not, all he's saying is like, yeah, I love how hateful he is.
Yeah.
And he's apparently into guns, even though in the past he has said that I don't know.
Trump has said he supports assault weapons bands.
Yeah.
He has in the past, which should be disqualifying for Alex.
You would think.
I don't know.
It's very weird.
Like, is there a race for, you know, like, is it, oh, I love guns, but I also hate immigrants.
Like, which is stronger, like push comes to shove.
I think you offer Alex Jones a, a, you know, one to one.
I think, I think you need three options in there because I think you should add abortion
in there.
All right.
Because he has really weird feelings about abortion.
Can we add the mystery box?
Sure.
Like you can pick a door or you get what's in the mystery box.
I love that.
All right.
Chimeras everybody gets one.
Oh, by the way, I've made huge progress in figuring out his Chimera narrative.
Okay.
But that'll be on the next episode.
Here's a nice teaser for next time.
So on this episode, like I said, he's talking to Jesse Ventura.
Here is Jesse Ventura coming hard at Alex and Alex doesn't get it.
He can't handle it.
Jesse Ventura is the shit.
I disagree with some of the things he says, right?
But in a world of Alex Jones, Jesse Ventura is king.
Well, the statue of Liberty argument should have just shut Alex Jones down.
That is the perfect.
That's the only argument.
That is who we are.
You heard, like, I mean, we, I think we talked over it a tiny bit,
but as soon as he says that, Alex is like three seconds of silence.
Yeah.
And then his response is, that's Hollywood.
That's a stunt argument.
Yeah.
That's not really.
No, that's, that is the argument.
It's a hypothetical argument, certainly.
No one's going to tear down the statue of Liberty.
But you get, you, Jesse, well fuck, who knows at this point?
Yeah, it's fair.
Jesse goes even further in this next clip and it's great.
But I really think it's a cheap shot to say, get rid of the statue of Liberty.
Well, to me, to me, get rid of the Statue of Liberty, put up the walls and we
shouldn't let Canada be immune.
If you're going to roll off Mexico, roll off Canada too.
Because actually, because the, the nine 11 hijackers allegedly came down from
Canada and harmed us.
So let's be fair.
Let's put walls on both sides, peep out and, and we'll end immigration and all
that stuff.
And, and I hope people are prepared to watch their food quadruple because it's
those people that harvest our agriculture.
They're our slave labor that we have in the country.
And it's going to, and again, I, I'm not, I, I'm not for illegal entry into the
country, but the point is, it's the people who have been in charge that have
created this problem by the laws that they passed, the programs that are out
there.
How should a sitter, somebody who's not a citizen qualify for a government
program?
That shouldn't happen.
But by the same token, you put up all these walls and stuff.
Well, then that can keep you in too.
And do we really want to be the United States of East Berlin?
And have tanks at the border and what, what'll happen if you climb over the
wall?
Is that, you get shot at the death penalty?
Or what'll happen if I climb over it to go to Mexico?
No, I'm not saying we become checkpoint Charlie.
What I'm saying is when these businesses hire illegals, they get
trouble.
Wait a minute, Alex, you said I could talk.
Alex, we are behaving right now.
If you read history, we're just like 1930s Germany.
We're looking to put blame on anyone but ourselves.
So bloody.
Mexicans are the easy people to blame.
We blame them for, oh, they're causing all our welfare.
Yet, what's his name?
Scott Walker just gave the Milwaukee Bucks $250 million of welfare to build a
new arena while we took it from the University of Wisconsin, Madison
Education to do it.
I am too messin'.
That's perfectly fine for corporate welfare but getting back to it again,
if we're going to be that type of a country where we're going to put
walls up and all that stuff and then we have to be like East Berlin
because you're going to have to enforce it and you're going to have to behave
as such and we'll tolerate nobody sneaking into the country and nobody
sneaking out.
Sure, and Jesse, I am giving you fair time here.
In fact, more time than I'm getting to debate this.
I just wanted to interject.
What is your debate?
The fact that there's six and a half billion people,
Africa's population is going to $1.2 billion the next decade,
Latin America's is going close to a billion.
Alex has no argument.
Yeah, that was a non-response.
Jesse's killing it, but also the thing that I think is really important
and why I kept that last part in,
Alex's citing statistics verbatim that David Duke cited to him.
No shit.
Those statistics about Africa's population growing in Latin America,
those are things that David Duke said to him.
Wow.
The day before, he is like this weird information sponge
and doesn't realize where information is coming to him from.
He's citing David Duke's white nationalist positions in an argument
that really has nothing to do with what they're talking about.
Of course.
Where Jesse Mandura is dancing circles around him.
Yeah.
The reality is that you got to completely border off and militarize the border
if that's what you want to do and at that point,
you are becoming East Germany.
Yeah.
East Berlin.
Yeah.
Well, we've already got Hitler.
Might as well kick it up a notch.
Yeah.
Might as well.
So, I mean, that's great.
I love it.
There's a, I found another clip that I want to play at some point
of just Jesse Ventura taking fucking Alex Jones to the woodshed
for like 20 minutes.
Yeah.
And you just, I think I might just put a link up to it
because it's so visual watching Alex Jones defeated face
where Jesse Ventura is just coming at him with facts or coming at him with like,
Alex, what you're saying doesn't make sense.
That's so good.
Jesse or Alex is just like, oh God, why do I have him on my show?
Right?
Yeah.
That's that's such a brutal thing for him is I love you, Jesse Ventura.
I wish you wouldn't make me feel wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
He's crying like a little girl.
Yeah.
He's a cuck.
He's a little beta cuck.
There's a, there's no bigger beta cuck than anybody who calls themselves an alpha.
So Alex on this show also has an interview with Martin Luther King Jr's niece who's involved.
Alex has an interview with Martin Luther King Jr's niece.
Yes.
And she's involved with Samantha abortion campaigns.
So she comes on for like 10 minutes to talk about how, Hey, abortion is not great.
Okay.
And Alex tries to make the interview way more important than it is.
And I don't think she, she doesn't seem to have much awareness of who he is.
Yeah.
I don't think she has any idea what she just walked into.
Yeah.
So it's pretty inconsequential, but he does, you know, be like,
we got Martin Luther King Jr's niece coming up.
Right.
So that's, that's his, see, I'm not a racist.
Yeah.
See.
Absolutely.
But he spends more time mad about fake stories from his own life.
Of course.
And this is one of them about, he had just gone to Europe, if you recall.
Yep.
Where he.
Vacation.
They saw, saw the Greek stuff and was like globalists.
Vacation videos with Rob do basically.
Right.
And Buckley.
And then, so this is a story about how he got a tough job.
And Buckley's fourth wife.
Right.
Fifth, fifth of his fifth wife who stayed with Alex Jones.
This is a story about how it was difficult for him getting back to the United States.
Can't make the films.
I can't launch the TV networks.
I can't get all the other work done.
I need to do when I have anger issues.
Which is all the time.
And it's like flying back to the United States.
Stopped.
A week and a half ago.
I probably had maybe, maybe a thousand dollars worth of stuff.
I bought my mom some plates and some jewelry and my girls some bobbles and cheap jewelry and a
bunch of knickknacks in Rome.
And I bought my son a bunch of stuff.
And I bought my dad some stuff.
And I bought cousins some things and some friends and family.
He's kidding.
You bought people stuff.
And I bought myself four or five shirts.
Probably wasn't even a thousand.
And I'm on the airplane.
I've forgotten to keep all the receipts to remember.
So I fill out the customs form.
And I just say 1500 just to be completely safe and say it's a higher number if they
want to try to tax me or do some type of import thing.
It's not an import.
It's my personal stuff.
The lady goes 1500.
That's 800s all this allowed.
And I read the thing.
I didn't say that.
It was like 10,000 in money.
You had to announce it.
I said, well, look, it's not even really 1500.
I just don't know how it was.
She goes, well, you put false info down.
And I said, no, I just didn't don't have the receipts and had been asleep on the airplane.
I was landing and I just here are the bags.
You know, if you want to look and see what the stuff is, she goes, well, what is it?
And I go, it's like, you know, it's knickknacks.
It's, it's, it's like, you know, stuff from stone, from Rome.
What's Stonehenge?
And I'm just like, look Hillary Clinton runs Benghazi is lying about everything.
Takes money from dictators and you're here interrogating me.
She was fine.
We're going to search you.
Go to the back and I said, fine, but don't be smiling on a power trip.
I'm not scared of you sending me to the back.
Whenever I said, do whatever you want to me.
You live in this country too.
It's going to hell.
All these illegals, I see you just letting straight through and ask them a question.
But because you know who I am, I go, you know who I am, don't you?
She goes, yeah, I know who you are.
And then the next guy comes over.
He looks at my passport and he goes, oh, Alex Jones, of course.
And I said, of course.
Listen, I'm being interrogated and implying I'm doing something wrong.
I'm sick of it.
You know, I don't have a criminal record.
You know, I haven't done anything.
Leave me alone.
Actually, you do.
Don't you?
And then see there, I'm actually getting mad again.
I don't like the fact that I did that.
So I pray about it.
You name it.
And I'm just trying to get to the point where I don't have this temper.
Do you go to therapy?
You said you just the injustice drives me crazy.
And I don't like being discriminated against.
Man, I was watching people that clearly weren't citizens and were just coming in.
Oh, you're so close.
They were just rubber stamping and then to the country.
What if they were citizens?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
And then the head manager comes back goes, fine.
And they had me back in this back room.
Fine.
I'm not going to search you.
I don't think you have any contraband.
I go, I don't.
Because I don't think you're importing things.
I go, I'm not.
And he goes, you can go, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Because I've come into the country before a bunch of them are listeners.
And that's why I don't want to act like a jerk.
I want to be charming and not get angry and just joke with them and make them feel
stupid.
The ones that are bad.
Wait, what?
Because the one that was on a power trip.
So that I can actually change their minds, not just be their enemy.
It's probably not going to work.
No, I doubt that.
Here's why I don't believe any of this story.
This is about a week after he got back from Europe.
So he's done, let's call it 25 hours of radio.
And this is the first time he's brought it up.
Yeah.
Great.
Something tells me this is a very embellished story.
Maybe he got stopped and had to give ID or something like that.
Maybe he didn't have somebody to be like, what's Stonehenge?
Yeah.
Also, even in his lies, he's like, I was seeing people who clearly weren't citizens.
Alex, what do those people have in common?
The brown.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, even in his fantasy scenario, he's a bigot.
Yeah.
And even in his fantasy scenario, he's acting like an asshole.
Because if this lady was like really like, hey, you know, what are you declaring?
Yeah.
And stuff like that.
And he's like, Hillary Clinton runs Benghazi.
This is no way to live.
This is a bad society.
What are you declaring?
I declare that Hillary Clinton is a witch.
We're going to take down the statue of liberty.
Jesse Ventura said it was a good idea.
I definitely didn't misinterpret him.
I am smart and I'm definitely not quoting statistics that David Duke
gave me.
Yeah.
Has he said anything about the 14 words thing?
No.
I mean, the Sarah Palin thing.
Yeah.
Well, the 2017.
The Trump thing.
Well, but Trump didn't literally say the 14 words.
I mean, there was overlap, certainly.
But this strictly speaking, if you guys don't know what we're talking about there,
the neo-Nazis have a code phrase that they use.
It's 14 words.
Yeah.
And it's basically, I can't quote it from memory because I'm not a neo-Nazi.
Yeah, if you could, that would make me very suspicious, Dan.
It's like we have to protect the future for the offspring of our race, blah, blah, blah.
That's basically the code of it.
That's the theme of it.
That's the secret handshake.
And a lot of people have noticed that Donald Trump's speech in present day in 2017 that he
gave when he was over in Poland, right?
It was Poland?
Yeah, it was Poland.
You know, the place where you want to be given a speech like that.
Sure.
Those people use screen door submarines over there.
Yeah, that was crazy guys over there.
You won't know what you're saying.
Yeah.
So he gave a speech that it did evoke a lot of things about our people and the West
and protecting the future of the West and stuff like that.
All of which is code for white.
Well, it isn't, it isn't.
It is because of the context that we know of Donald Trump.
We know things that he said in the past and we can use that to inform what he's saying
in the present.
There's prior context.
Right.
There's the fact that he spent like a year and a half trying to push Obama's not a citizen
narratives, things like that are not outside of the bubble of that speech.
And so he gives this speech and Sarah Palin tweeted a link to a site called youngcons.com.
Young conservatives and the, what she put in the messages.
Also, if you're a young conservative, kill yourself.
What you put, what you put in the messages about Donald Trump said 14 words that will
shock the United States.
Okay.
But there is a possibility that that is auto generated text based on the young
conservatives website.
Because if you try and share that link on Facebook, apparently a message about the 14
words comes up as the auto generate.
Gotcha.
And so that might have been the case on Twitter, but even if it was and Sarah Palin,
she can't be oblivious of that.
She's a white nationalist.
There's, there's no doubt about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
I don't think that Alex has ever said anything about that.
I don't know.
I haven't heard it and I didn't listen to Friday's episode yet.
So I'm not sure because that just happened on Friday.
Maybe he didn't.
Yeah.
And I, even if he does, he's going to be dismissive.
Yeah.
I mean, he's not going to mention any time.
Like there's, there's tons of neo-nazi code that's slipping into popular consciousness
without people realizing it.
Like whenever you see 88 posted somewhere, just know that that means Hale Hitler.
Like that kind of thing.
Yeah.
I did not know that.
Yeah.
Cause H is the eighth letter of the alphabet.
88 is code in neo-nazi circles for Hale Hitler.
Right.
14.
If you ever hear anyone mention 14 or 14 words that's always reference, especially online.
Right.
So is 888 a reference to triple H the wrestler?
It is.
The game, the cerebral assassin.
Gotcha.
8888 is a WrestleMania match between Hitler.
It's actually Heimer Kimmler and triple H.
Gotcha.
The cerebral assassin.
So this is a celebrity death match we've just set up.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'll get back to you on Alex on that.
But to close out the August 9th episode or 19th from 2015,
Alex has some thoughts about his own past abortions.
And we always like to keep track of his weird feelings about those.
Yeah.
Especially considering his ever-changing stance on who paid for them,
whether or not he regrets them, all of this stuff.
And his virulently misinformational position on the Center for Medical Progress videos
that are still coming out at this stretch in 2015.
And I just repent to God Almighty that I didn't do enough to stop the abortions
that I've been involved in.
Plural.
And then my heart and soul just says, that's all right.
In the end, you know, you're going to be tested and you're going to pay for what you've done.
Hopefully only in this life.
I know God's got plans for me.
I'll pay.
Don't worry.
So he just has forgiven himself and everything's good because my gut,
my gut tells me, ah, you're good.
And my heart says it's all right.
You're good.
My heart says it's all right.
You're good.
That's some good Christianity right there.
I'm a big fan of that.
Sure.
You committed murder, Alex,
based on your own fucking.
You just, you just apologized to God.
You're good to go.
And hey, Alex, if you're listening, I don't believe this, but you do.
So you know what you just did?
You're like, I don't know how many abortions you paid for,
but in that clip it's plural.
Yeah.
So there's a bunch of them probably.
Most likely.
If you had sex with 150 women before you were 16, I imagine there's tons of dead babies in your past.
Hey, those Center for Medical Progress videos,
those show the reality of abortion.
So not only did you kill your children, Alex, what you did was you made them endure horrible
medical testing where they were born and aborted alive and sliced up and sold like meat.
That's what you did to your kids, Alex.
And you're, ah, it's fine.
I forgive myself.
Hey, his heart says it's all right.
No big deal.
Dan, you got really intense there.
Oh, because I think he's an idiot.
I think so too, but you scared me a little bit.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I'm just, I'm just saying you got real.
Well, I just, I really resonate with terrible hypocrisy.
Like that just really fucking drives me nuts.
The idea that you can, because I experienced this so much in my younger days in the church,
the, the sort of evangelical version of self apology, self forgiveness is so devastating
because there are bad people in the world.
And when bad people get the idea, oh, I can just forgive myself.
Yeah.
It really gives them a pass in terms of being able to just do whatever you want.
All you have to do is pray.
I knew tons of people who had like really violent tendencies and they would get into
fights that they initiated and then afterwards the church would be like,
don't look, you just have to forgive yourself.
Talk to God.
Don't worry about it.
Next week they're beating someone else up.
Yeah.
And it's not a productive way to organize or integrate behavioral improvements.
So like.
Not least of which because if, because what that, like that justifies everything they do
while at the same team, at the same time, the evangelicals are harsh on anybody who
isn't an evangelical.
Absolutely.
To the point where if somebody who's not one of our church commits a crime,
they're represented.
Well, it's, it always gets back to racism, you know,
black people, they're all, if they committed a crime, they're evil people.
It's not, it has nothing to do with God's forgiveness there.
No.
And so they will justify their own behavior to the point where,
fuck it, let's just all call ourselves evangelicals and then they'll have to be like,
shit, you tricked us.
You got us on this one.
We forgive you.
I'm into it.
Yeah.
Imagine that.
Something I'm not into is how Alex Jones decides to start the show on August 20th.
Oh no.
You're going to need to put the mic down.
Oh, why?
Because this is really bad and it involves Paul Joseph Watson.
Fuck.
I know.
I'm sorry.
This is like really, really bad.
But first, Paul Watson reports on some of the giant distractions that are out there
as they weaponize the media and try to absolutely confuse the population.
His prominent Black Lives Matter activist and self-help guru, Sean King,
the next Rachel Dolezal.
Conservative news websites are buzz with claims that King, who says he is biracial,
is actually white and has been lying about his ethnicity all along.
King claims he was terrorized at school for being mixed race,
but a 1995 police report identifies him as white.
Police also dispute King's claim that he was brutally beaten by rednecks
in a racially motivated attack, which King alleged was Kentucky's first hate crime.
Records show the incident involves only one other person and that the injuries were minor.
So Paul Joseph Watson has cowardly hidden behind the idea that conservative outlets
are discussing this, which is code for their racist articles on Breitbart and infowars.com.
Yeah.
Alleging this.
And Sean King has gone on record on, he did not need to do any of this,
but he has very thoroughly laid out his family history.
He's addressed this.
He's black.
This is an incredibly bigoted thing to suggest and it is,
it's not a good sign for your argument when your best tactic that you can come up with
to refute it is to suggest that the person who is against you is lying about their race.
That seems like a really bad position to come from.
Also, your evidence is a 1995 police report from Kentucky.
From Kentucky.
Yeah.
Where they listed him as white.
Yeah.
That was it.
Which?
That's your, that's your defense.
You didn't do any more digging.
You didn't look it up.
You didn't do fucking anything, but you found one tiny little thing that you can hang your
hat on and then that justifies your entire bullshit racist argument.
Sean King is a good guy.
Yeah, very much.
He's a very good human being.
Yeah.
And this is unfortunate for Breitbart and for Paul Joseph Watson and for Alex Jones
and Infowars as a whole because one of his classmates, one of Sean King's classmates came
out and actually gave an account on Facebook of what happened in the assault that Sean King
was the victim of.
And I'll just read it here too.
And I, I hate, I hate giving any sort of like trigger warning.
No, I mean, I hate, I hate the discussion of anything that's kind of violent and stuff
like that because I feel like I'm exploiting, I'm being exploitative, but at the same time,
I want, I want to draw a line between what's real and what Paul Joseph Watson is suggesting.
Yeah.
He's suggesting that the injuries were minor and it was one person who jumped him and here
is the report from a gentleman by the name of Shay Gold.
Unfortunately, it seems that several groups on the internet are spreading lies about an
event that happened at my high school when I was a student there.
This is a problem for me because they were not first-hand witnesses nor are any of their sources.
I, however, was there and I saw it happen.
I've been asked to post my memory of that day, which I'm happy to do.
It involves another student at the time, Sean King.
I was a senior in high school and had just walked out of the band room when I saw Sean
walking towards me in the hall.
For my entire high school career, I cannot recall saying anything more than hello to him.
However, this day, no exchange took place because before it could happen,
Sean was quite literally ambushed by a large group of large people.
He never saw what hit him.
He never had a chance.
I didn't stop to count how many attacked him, but the number was easily in the
neighborhood of a dozen.
They were big white farm boys, all members of the FFA, the Future Farmers of America.
Immediately a crowd formed while they stomped the life right out of Sean,
who couldn't have weighed more than a hundred pounds, if at all.
I remember not being able to get close, certainly not close enough to interfere.
The attackers had formed a circle around the debacle and would not let anyone in.
It stuck in my mind for years as the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
It couldn't have lasted long.
As soon as the chaos attracted the attention of two teachers, it was over,
and the attackers deftly dispersed.
There was blood all over the floor.
I hung around in mute horror, not believing what I had just seen.
I had had a fairly sheltered upbringing and it was my first brush with violence
that had left an impression.
So now, in 2015, various organizations on the internet have taken the stance
that this incident never happened.
This view seems to stem from one specific article making the observation
that the police account and public records of this incident do not coincide with Sean's account.
For example, the police report says there was only one attacker, not a dozen.
It also states that Sean's injuries were very minor.
What the article does not discuss is the political and social climate of that place and time
and how these factors had an effect on the fallout from this incident.
This is Versailles, pronounced Versailles, Kentucky in 1995.
I believe the population around that time was about 6,000 or so.
When a minority gets almost beaten to death in a small rural town's high school,
it is every civic leader's nightmare.
In 1995, in Versailles, it could have potentially made national headlines.
Had the story gotten out.
But unfortunately, it did not.
And no residents of Versailles, Kentucky should be surprised.
By this point in the reading, you should have surmised that any investigating officer
would have felt heavy, intense pressure from all sides.
The last thing Woodford County High School wanted was for this story
to be on the front page of the local paper.
You don't have to interview school administrators to know that.
The city's elected leaders did not want this thing getting out
because they wanted to keep their jobs.
And the local police needed to keep a tight lid on it
so they would not look like jackasses.
So, Sean's injuries were downplayed to just a scratch on the police report.
The future Farmers of America guys had planned ahead for one of them
to take the fall for all of them.
The investigating officer was happy to put that detail in his reports.
Nor was he eager to interview witnesses, having never asked me a single question.
When you read about incidents like these,
it's very easy to imagine the details were left out.
Memories are hazy.
Things are made up.
If you're having such reservations about this story,
please understand that I have no agenda.
I was not close with Sean in high school, and I have not spoken with him since.
I'm in no way related to his efforts to combat racism,
nor was I ever close with his attackers.
I relate my memories of that day only so people will know what really happened.
I was one of the few people that saw it with their own eyes.
So, fuck you, Paul Joseph Watson.
Jesus, fucking Christ.
Fuck you, Paul Joseph Watson.
As if we need more evidence of his lazy fucking reporting.
I just, you know, it is, it is one of those things where
all of this shit is happening concurrently.
It is happening all the time.
The only, like, I hate myself for it,
but the only way I can really get through the day,
and I think most of us do this, is just kind of like,
well, it's not happening where I'm at.
Right.
Like, this, this kind of shit,
the, how many, how many times are police officers going to,
or no, fuck him, murderers.
How many times are murderers not going to be put in jail for killing black people?
Sure.
How many fucking times?
Yeah.
This should be something where we all, as a fucking country, wash over these people.
Everybody fucking shows up.
But it, like, there's this paralysis of, well, I have to do my job.
I have to go to work.
It makes me feel so much like a fucking Nazi.
Yeah.
Like, it really makes me feel like,
oh, they're taking Jews away.
Well, I still got a fucking job.
Yeah.
Like, not a, not like a Nazi, but a good citizen.
Yeah.
They're a Nazi occupation or shit like that.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
No, I, I, it's, it's infuriated.
Yeah.
I, I feel like that's, that's the problem.
If I don't, like, if I don't kind of filter that out,
I have to face the fact that every day I am complicit in this shit.
Right.
Like every day I am at fault.
I mean, it does, it sucks.
I can't travel to various places and help protest or anything.
And we've seen the end result.
A lot of these protests don't get shit really accomplished.
Cops still end up walking after murdering.
How many, yeah, how many protests have there been?
There have been every single time there's been a protest and all we've done is march
incrementally towards them being charged as opposed to the grand jury saying there's
not enough evidence.
And that's not to say that people shouldn't be protesting.
No, absolutely.
But it is to say that it, it, I don't know.
There's no real solution.
Except for, I mean, it's, it's, I can't afford to help other human beings.
Yeah.
Like just monetarily.
Like I wanted, whenever Ferguson happened, I wanted so bad to be there.
Because that's, that's what I needed to do.
That's what I needed to do.
And if I had gone, I fucking wouldn't be able, wouldn't have been able to make rent.
Yeah.
Like that's the kind of thing.
And I would, I would love to, you know, I'm not good enough.
I'm not a good enough person.
No.
Because if it, if it, if it mattered as much as I think it does, why am I not for, I don't know,
man.
I just, there's just this paralysis of what else can I do in, in my circumstance?
Because otherwise I am complicit, you know?
Like all of this shit, it is, it is heartbreaking.
Um, anyways, let's go back to that out of context drop.
Rachel, that was a dude.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Remember the good times when we weren't thinking about how we're part of the issue?
Yeah.
But I mean, I, on it, on a, on a larger level, I don't think it gets us off the hook at all.
But I think the fact that we wrestle with these things means that we're trying.
I don't know.
I, I just, I, well, it will never be enough though.
No.
That's the thing.
Like what the only, that's, that's why we got into the civil war.
That was the first, that was the whole reason.
Fuck you.
It was terrifying.
Oh, okay.
Nevermind.
Yeah.
Well, why are my taxes going up in Illinois?
Huh?
The legislature just overruled Bruce Rauner, who should be fucking hit by a truck.
A lot of truck hits.
Oh man, today's going to be a very get hit by a truck heavy episode.
Paul Joseph Watson needs to get hit by Lori.
Oh man.
As we've been over.
As many as you can find.
So I want it to be a cartoon where there's a, just a convoy running over him.
Let's, let's move along.
Let's get to greener pastures, perhaps.
So like I said, Alex doesn't talk too much about Trump in this span, but he does drop a
couple of little nuggets that indicate awareness of things that he now would deny he was aware of.
And in this next clip, Alex Jones, like in the current day, he likes to say that Trump
is sacrificing his financial status in order to be president and make America great.
Yeah.
That's just stupid.
Yeah.
It's just an idiot on that one.
Well, it's a lie.
And this next clip from 2015 indicates that he knows it's a lie.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
$5 million less week I turned down from one man.
I said, I don't want your money.
And I think that resonates with people.
I really think it resonates with people.
One more question.
As if Donald Trump's interest won't become fabulously more rich if he gets to the presidency.
Haha, Alex.
God damn it, Alex.
Yep.
He's keenly aware of the fact that becoming president will be a financial huge victory for him.
Huge victory for him.
So Alex, that argument that you made.
Well, I mean, just the amount of money that we've paid to Trump's, to Trump's golf courses,
for him to play golf at his golf courses.
You know, it's something I've been sort of thinking about like,
did he golf this much before he was president?
That's a good question.
Because if he did, what, he, how's he,
How can he afford that shit?
Or how can he run businesses?
And the reason it's so expensive now is because of all the security and shit.
He's a fucking moron.
Nobody, nobody would actually let him run his own business.
He launders money.
He would go bankrupt.
Yeah.
Six times.
We've all, I mean, we were all pretty clear on it at this point.
He launders money for mobs.
That's basically,
Yeah. That's basically his job.
Yeah. So great.
He puts his name on shit and launders money.
And now that he's president, he is making a lot more money.
Yeah.
So doing less money laundering.
Perhaps.
Or, or maybe his kids have taken over doing a lot of that.
That's, yeah, I guess that's true.
So this, this, the rest of this episode,
He's too busy sucking Putin's dick.
Get it?
Get it?
So the rest of this episode is large.
There's a lot of fear mongering in this episode.
He has a really long interview with Dr. Group.
Comes in, wants to talk more about how his products are awesome.
And how he's saving the world from the sins of his father.
Yeah. Absolutely.
He is a hero.
And they talk about how they're not fear mongers a bunch.
While fear mongering.
I'm going to play some fear mongering clips.
Okay.
Because Alex, like we said,
when we started this investigation, Alex was saying
that this summer was going to be like it's going to be.
Financial collapse.
It's coming.
Burning riots.
Harry Dent, who is an economist who comes on the show,
has said it's weeks away.
Yeah.
They're taking every single movement in the Chinese stock market
to be like, this is it.
It's coming.
And now Alex, because the summer is now in, it's, you know,
it's in August now.
He's now moved up doom to September.
I'm not saying anything's going to happen big in September,
but I remember actually a couple of years ago hearing
the last blood moon comes in the middle of September
and then all hell breaks loose and Jewish mysticism.
And I'm like, okay, I'm not poo pooing all that.
I'm not, I'm not disrespecting it.
Come on.
And I didn't, you know, believe it.
And I'm not saying it's going to happen now,
but you go over all the things happening.
The elites believe in this, like the Romans used to go to war
when Mars was in a certain aspect of vengeance or whatever,
when they thought the stars were ready.
And the elites today, most presidents, prime ministers,
they operate on astrology and all this.
So they believe in it.
Whether you and I believe in it or not, it's going on.
And now it's all coming to a head in the real world.
It's just weird that like two years ago,
talk about the blood moons in September of 2015,
talk about the last blood moon, talk about the,
I'm just like, okay, I'm going to go take your Thorazine.
And then now it just looks really weird.
And in the last six months, last year,
everybody I talked to does have this sense of,
this ominous or this port, this, this portend.
There's a, it's portent, but also, I mean, he's saying,
I'm not saying that anything's going to happen in September,
but everything is going to happen in September.
That's such a, that's such a great little trick there.
Yeah.
The, the like, they believe this.
Right.
Like that kind of thing.
The globalists believe demons and interdimensional.
Of course they don't.
You do, Alex.
You're just hiding your insane belief system behind it.
Hey, look.
This fake group of people believe this.
Yeah.
These, these imaginary people believe in this imaginary thing.
So you have to take it seriously.
And help me fight it.
I'm not saying that I believe in this stuff,
even though I'm the one, I'm the only person telling you,
this is real.
I categorically believe this is true.
Exactly.
Here's, here's what you do if you're up against like,
let's say a witch and you don't believe in witchcraft.
Oh, you're doing a spell.
Interesting.
And then you move along.
Because otherwise there's nothing there.
Yeah.
There's like, oh yeah, you're going to cast a spell on me.
All right.
Good luck with that.
Well, hey.
I don't believe in witches, but you're a witch
and you believe in witches.
So I have to take your magic seriously.
I guess.
That's how that works.
That's what he's saying.
Basically.
It's so stupid.
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
Do you think we can like cowardly?
It's so cowardly, but it's the same thing that we see over
and over again with his not wanting to own up to what he
actually believes.
Right.
It's the regenerative med beds, the holographic med beds
from Randy Kramer all over again.
It's this, I hide behind rhetorical devices.
So I don't actually have to expose what I believe
because if I did tell you that you'd make fun of me.
Yeah, exactly.
It's very dumb.
So there's more stuff about doom at this.
Blood moons, blood moons.
Blood moons.
Blood moons.
Blood moons.
Alex.
Blood moons.
Blood moons.
Jewish mysticism.
Blood moons.
Let's throw in Jewish messages.
Okay.
This next clip is a discussion of what would happen
if an EMP went off, which they're saying is probable.
That sounds fun.
If you see cars all of a sudden dead on the road,
you better just start getting outside of a big city
as fast as you can because after 24 hours,
the food starts to spoil.
People still don't know what's going on,
but you have about 72 hours after that.
All hell breaks loose.
All hell breaks loose because there's no food.
There's no water.
And in every study, unless they're talking about Japanese,
it's just a fact, people then start burning everything down.
And then within 10 days, almost anyone will murder others.
Within 15 days, almost universal cannibalism.
You also have the crossing now.
And this has been, this is actually NASA documents
that say that there's meteors
that are going to be crossing in September too.
We're already entering a bunch of them.
That's why there's so many big channels.
That's right.
And it's funny.
It's not funny, but about six years ago,
I was contacted by what was supposedly
a top secret organization that was working,
that was put together by the government
to try to find the best method to deter a meteor shower.
By the way, that project's now admitted.
That's right.
I'll tell you about what happened with that project
after the break.
He doesn't.
Well, I don't want to get anybody in trouble,
but the point is there's a lot of stuff going on
behind the scenes.
Okay. So first of all, cannibalism, that's hilarious.
But secondly,
Now, do you understand what he just said there?
Near universal cannibalism after 15 days.
Human beings are only 15 days away
from eating other people.
At any point.
At any point in time.
Yes.
If the power went out here,
you and I are going to eat each other.
Undoubtedly.
That's just, that's just true.
We got half a month.
Even in fucking zombie movies,
people don't resort to cannibalism.
It's 28 days later.
Yeah, but
Yeah, that's that's yeah.
Why not even say that?
Why not just throw 28 days later in there?
He believes movies.
Yeah, predictive program.
Yeah, come on.
So the real thing is we've discussed this in the past,
but in real world scenarios where disasters strike,
people don't attack each other.
Generally, they work together.
They go the absolute opposite direction.
Human nature in emergencies often is to recognize
the humanity in each other and try and help.
It's actually usually brings out the best in people.
Absolutely.
Weirdly.
So and well, you go to even in the in the Ukraine,
whenever or in Crimea,
whenever Putin was going whole hog
and tearing down their power grid,
doing all of that stuff,
you can read these stories about how people developed,
developed their own black markets,
smuggling to get food into people at a cheap cost.
Who put together all these different systems
in order to survive this and they fucking did it.
Yeah.
Like real world situation.
My dad, when he was in Greece during the time
when they cut off the withdrawals from banks,
exactly.
He, because he was not a Greek citizen,
he was able to take out a bunch of money.
And there were a bunch of other people who did that
in order to help people who had money trapped in accounts.
Yeah.
It they're the examples are so numerous
of people coming together.
Also, Alex, a lot of people have generators.
Not in the city.
Not in the city.
Get out of the city.
The MP is the city would be bad.
Certainly.
You take down a lot of electricity sources and what have you,
but there's a lot of people with crank generators and shit
like that.
Who cares?
And there's a backup power.
There would be a lot of like really creative solutions
to helping each other that would come out of that.
And that's another one of those like that's such a subtle little
fear mongering that subtle little like,
Oh, get out of the city folk are the first to go down.
You guys, us in the country, we're self sufficient.
People in the city are trapped like that.
Oh, exactly.
You don't want to go to a city.
You're, oh, you're 15 days away from being eaten.
Yeah.
Or eating or eating somebody.
So also let's take a break to really recognize the comedy
of a supposedly secret organization.
Supposedly run by the government.
Yeah.
That is now been declassified.
Which hasn't, it's, there's nothing here.
It's not real.
Coming to Dr. Group in order to get advice about deflecting
meteors.
Dr. Group is a chiropractor.
He is a chiropractor.
He is a prophet.
He is a chiropractor with weird herbs.
That's all he is.
Why would they ask him about meteors?
How do you deflect against meteors?
Obviously brain force.
Selenium.
Obviously.
Oh my God.
What you do is you put deep earth iodine in the sky.
Right.
Even if you had to put together a dirty dozen type of situation,
you need 12 guys.
So we're talking about Armageddon.
That's what we're getting into.
We're going full on Armageddon.
We're putting together a team of rough necks.
Right.
Right.
You still don't need a chiropractor in there.
That's not an essential skill.
We could use miners better than chiropractor.
If we have a team that's 50 deep, I still don't need a chiropractor.
But what if somebody throws their back out Dan?
Subcontract the chiropractor.
You don't need to tell them about all the plans.
You can hire freelance chiropractor.
That's so stupid.
And Alex knows they know it's stupid.
And if you talk about it a little bit more,
everyone will know it's stupid.
They're like, we don't want to get into one in trouble.
Yeah.
That's fucking self-defense right there.
That's gorgeous.
That's pathetic.
So speaking of pathetic, this next clip,
Alex Jones kind of outs that most of his ideas
about the world are bullshit.
I could write a science fiction book where aliens run the planet.
And this is all like a big test to create the super humans
that are going to survive what comes out of this.
That's the ultimate prison planet.
That would make the prison planet from Dune
look like a heavenly place.
Alex just basically talked about his own philosophy
and his life beliefs in order to sort of reverse Elron Hubbardus.
I could take this worldview that is kind of a religion to me
and make it into a sci-fi book.
What the fuck, man?
Also, there were no prison planets in Dune.
What is he talking about?
Geedy Prime, Baron Harkonnen's home planet?
Because Arrakis wasn't a prison planet.
That was a great, I mean, come on.
Dune talk puts me to fucking sleep.
The book is too long.
Never not going to talk Dune.
Fair enough.
Uh, then this podcast is done.
Is that where you, I'm going to put my foot down?
Hardline.
Any Dune talk.
Yeah.
All right.
So that's the end of our coverage of August 20th.
If you want to check in with the other stuff that happened,
David Knight did a special report about how the wall isn't going to work.
So he's not even sold on Trump's shit at this point.
David Knight is a stalwart Trump supporter now.
He also basically says that Trump's stance on immigrants
isn't mean enough, which is crazy.
Jesus.
But David Knight's are not.
Also, nobody hates America more than people who say they love America.
Yeah.
Nobody hates America.
They really hate us.
They hate America as an ideal.
Yeah.
They love America as a place for whites.
Yeah.
So also Alex has an interview with this guy named.
We should give them a prison planet.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Like Geedy Brown.
New Mexico.
Yeah.
So Alex also has an interview with a guy named Tosh Plumlee.
Robert Tosh Plumlee.
That's a great name.
It's pretty good.
That's a great name.
He's like a CIA whistleblower or what have you.
He wants to talk about skiffs, the secured information areas,
you know, secured controlled information area.
It's about Benghazi.
Gotcha.
It's a bunch of nonsense.
But I have this question about Benghazi.
And I don't know if this has ever been really handled
by the right wing folk who push Benghazi narratives.
They believe that Benghazi was the center of gun running
operations to get guns, to Syrian rebels, to Libyan rebels.
Is that really what they believe?
Yeah.
They believe there was like Stinger missiles being
transported through there to terrorist organizations.
That's why Alex believes that we arm Al Qaeda and ISIS.
Gotcha.
And what have you.
Through Benghazi.
And that.
That's dumb.
And that this was an attack to cover up stuff like that.
And so that's sort of their belief about it.
And the question that I have is that, okay, they believe
that Chris Stevens, the guy who got killed at Benghazi,
the ambassador, they believe that he had discovered
this stuff and he was going to come out with it.
And that's why they let him die.
Okay.
The question that I have is if this is a massive globalist
gun running operation, weapons dealing that's going through
Benghazi, isn't that position an incredibly important position
to have like a Patsy in?
Yeah.
These positions are not like accidentally given to somebody.
These are like ambassadorships that are granted by the president
who at the time was Obama.
Nope.
He could put a million in there.
Nope.
So if like if you had a crisis of conscious, Dan,
crisis of conscience, bullshit, that doesn't work.
Also, if you are doing this massive gun running operation,
why would you want to make that the most famous thing in the world
as a cover-up?
That's a very bad cover-up.
It's a pretty bad one.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, their argument is simple for that.
It's like, I blew up in their face.
They didn't think it would be this big.
Thought it could brush it under the surface.
You could.
You just close it.
I don't know.
Just close it down.
It doesn't make sense that the person in charge of that area
wouldn't be someone who you have under pedophile blackmail.
If Alex Jones' worldview is totally correct
and the globalists use pedophilia accusations
and like real pedophilia in order to keep everyone in line,
Chris Stevens or whoever was in his position
would be someone who's blackmailed.
Yeah.
Why would you kill him?
If he came out with that stuff, you'd just be like,
yeah, he fucks kids.
And instantly, nobody would believe anything.
Right.
Or it would turn into a complete zoo.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's just so dumb that they never deal with that.
Like, it's two pieces of their narrative
that coincide to invalidate each other.
And they're just like, I just ignore that.
Yeah.
Ignore that.
They yada, yada, yada.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Hey, you're just a beta cuck.
You're not awake.
You're not awake, Dan.
It's true.
You're not awake to the fight.
He was actually a secret patriot.
OK.
He lied about.
He went along with all of this stuff.
He fucked kids, but he didn't inhale.
So he's not subject to blackmail in there.
God damn it.
These people are so fucking stupid.
They're not.
Dan, how did we lose?
I don't know.
They have better marketing than us.
Are we dumb?
Are we dumb?
Are we secretly the dumbest people on the planet?
No.
What it is is that smart people deem this sort of world,
this alt-right wing conspiracy theory world,
as beneath them.
And they think it's so stupid that why would anyone
pay attention to it?
Not realizing that all the while you don't pay attention
to it, it builds momentum.
It gains steam, false stories, reinforce other false stories,
and then eventually we're in the position we're in now.
Right.
So.
And they're a unified block.
Yeah.
Like we are absolutely not.
Not even you and I.
No.
Necessarily.
I hate Dune.
Yeah.
So.
In one respect, I and Alex Jones agree against you, Dan.
That's not.
And that is Dune is a great book.
He didn't say that.
We don't know that for sure.
So, Jordan, in the summer of 2015,
you might have noticed that Alex Jones is taking a page
out of the Howard Kramer School of Life,
and he is having a summer.
Shout out to Dragon Boy Sway.
Have yourself a summer.
So, Alex has gone a lot, it seems, during this stretch.
He went to Europe.
He's been on other weird vacations.
Right.
And on the 21st through the 24th, he's out of pocket.
He went to Canada to do some sort of a lecture
with George Norrie of Coast to Coast AM.
Wow.
The two of them met up.
That's a solid double bill right there.
Totally.
Totally.
A lot of different kinds of crazy in that building.
01:17:13,460 --> 01:17:14,020
Yeah.
So, Alex was in Canada for that, and then he's very
unspecific about what he did after that,
because he doesn't just come back.
That's over the weekend, but he doesn't come back until,
I believe, Wednesday of the next week,
which would be the 25th.
He did do a report from the road that I heard
that said he was in Chicago.
I don't know what he was doing here,
but it's very weird.
He's on a lot of weird trips throughout the summer of 2015.
Yeah.
I don't care to speculate about what he's up to,
but it's weird.
Cannibalism.
Probably.
15 days.
He came here for the taste of Chicago,
and the taste was people.
It was Polish people.
Oh, yeah.
But the 23rd, he was in Canada.
He was in Chicago, no, the 24th.
So, that's 15 days after the 9th.
That's when he stopped eating.
Oh, shit.
Dan, is that where that chunk of your leg went?
I knew this was all about the bench.
It's not really a scar from surgery.
No.
Alex Dunn got me two years ago.
So Alex, as we all know,
if you get bit by Alex Jones, you slowly turned into him.
Yeah, it's true.
Guys, buy my colloidal beef.
I'm starting slow.
No, that's not going anywhere.
That's not going anywhere.
So Alex comes back and he goes on a long tangent
on the 25th about how tired he gets from talking to fans.
It's a little ungracious.
That's okay.
He basically is explaining that talking to people is exhausting.
Right.
But the reason it's exhausting is because he actually talks to them.
Unlike these ding-dong celebrities who just shake your hand
and glad hand you and move you along,
he wants to get to know every single person,
comes up to him and oh, I'm so burdened by everyone liking me.
Or he realizes all of his listeners are fucking stupid.
No, that is definitely true.
That would be incredibly exhausting to have all these people come up to you
and pitch their conspiracy theories.
Yeah.
For a short period of time, Marty DeRosa, our friend Marty,
at shows that we did, he would sick people on me
who'd start talking about conspiracies.
And so he would just be like, oh, you got to talk to that guy.
Very nice.
And point them over to me and that was exhausting.
I'll tell you that for sure.
People just coming up to me and being like, hey, man, you want to...
No, I don't want to talk.
So this is sort of a piece of that conversation,
but he gets into like the good stuff that comes also.
And this is yet again, another installment
in our ongoing series, Alex Tell Stories, that didn't happen.
The hotel staff, it was like Fight Club.
Because a lot of people don't say they're listeners,
just at the end they go, you don't need to check out.
I know you had two bottles out of the mini bar, Mr. Jones,
like the show.
And it was a Chinese, attractive Chinese,
obvious immigrant.
She barely spoke English, but she was working behind the desk.
And she just walked up and said,
no need for you to check out, Mr. Jones.
By the way, I'm a listener.
And then both the women behind the counter behind her
smiled at me and...
I mean, it's like Fight Club.
It's not like Fight Club.
How is that like Fight Club?
Help set up the TV network connections and all the rest of it.
About 75% of the time,
Fight Club works to our advantage in that they're
fellow travelers.
They use the communist term,
but fellow travelers in liberty and freedom,
about 25% of the time though, they're not fellow travelers.
Alex Jones gets beat up 25% of the time.
He's talking about the Fight Club aspect of like these people
in this secret group help each other out with stuff and,
and you know, in their private lives.
Okay.
Like you work somewhere and another member of Project Chaos
comes in and I'll help you out.
That sort of thing.
Okay.
The only real similarity between his life and Fight Club
is that his followers are planning domestic terror.
That's, that's, oh.
Their, their goals are different.
You're right.
And I guess they both hate banks, but...
Who doesn't hate banks?
That story didn't happen.
It absolutely didn't happen.
Obvious Chinese immigrant lady.
Obvious Chinese immigrant lady who barely speaks English is like,
you know that Alex Jones.
I love his show.
The tragedy of that is if she is listening,
she's listening to learn English.
But Alex's version of English is not good.
No.
So that, that's just a nice little aside for us.
A nice little story that didn't happen.
Now Alex gets to this next clip.
Alex Jones's English for immigrants class would not be an enjoyable class to take.
Just teach yourself how to say, I hate globalists.
There you go.
That's all you need.
There you go.
So Alex on this next clip,
this is delicious.
Okay.
When I told you before the show that this is going to be very weird,
this isn't part of that.
This isn't part of, okay.
This is great.
Okay.
This is so dumb, but it's also like, I love this.
He's talking about derivatives and...
Oh boy.
We're already on it.
It doesn't go anywhere you think it's going to go.
Okay.
But he's talking about, I don't even remember the context of how he's talking about it,
but it gets into chivalry and his thoughts about it are amazing.
This might be another Mike downward because it's hilarious.
Okay.
All right.
This is, you know how they have that meme, this is the future that liberals want?
This is the future that liberals want.
This is the future that Alex Jones wants.
And the answer is no, get rid of it and get back to truly transparent free market systems
that are so successful and so wealth generating.
They do create unbelievable opulence and civilization and spoiled rottenness.
But if you remove the spoiled rottenness and bring back chivalry to a free market,
and that means if you want to fight a man or you want to go out the street and shoot each other,
it's legal to do so.
I've studied history.
We have to return total free market, but also chivalry.
The gang thugs won't be acting tough in the streets anymore because if they mess with a family,
you can demand satisfaction.
And then their leader has to come out the street with you by sorter by gun.
I mean, you go, oh, that's backward.
No, that's not backward.
That's what built civilization.
That's why people were very, very polite.
You go to places like Spain or Italy where just 150 years ago,
you smart mouse somebody, they call you out the street.
I mean, you think the American West was the only place where
guys would go out the street and shoot each other?
That's what duals come from.
That's where all of this originates from.
Many of our founding fathers killed people in duals,
but their crime rate was much lower overall.
Most people were very, very respectful because if you were going to shoot your
mouth off, you're going to have to make good on that check.
Your mouth can't write checks.
It can't cash.
And there wasn't welfare and there wasn't a society based on obsessing over language and all this garbage.
What they do is they have a society where they remove responsibility
and then they replace it with political correctness as the new chivalry that's
anti-chivalry, all about pulling down the strong, pulling down the honorable,
and having gangs of ninnies be able to engage whatever crime they want,
but then you selectively can be shut down and persecuted by them.
Oh, that last part didn't make any sense, but he wants to bring back duals.
He wants kings.
He wants feudalism.
Basically.
Does he not get that those two things go hand in hand?
More or less.
Free market, yes.
It creates incredible wealth and opulence for a very small percentage of people
who own everything.
Yep.
And the rest of us have to dual.
Yeah, it's surfdom.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, they're like, he even said it.
There's no welfare.
Yeah, because we're all fucking dying.
Yeah.
You idiot.
You are so, how are you so stupid?
He wants duals.
Yeah, he really just wants to be able to fight.
I think he's talking about.
He wants to be able to fight for free.
I think he's talking about like chivalry in the Don Quixote sense.
Yeah.
Even like the like.
Slap somebody with a glove.
Like that's what he's talking about.
Like a medieval code of chivalry, not just being nice to ladies.
Yeah, exactly.
He's talking about nice.
That is what he's talking about.
Yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
Which, you know what?
If it was, if we could keep welfare,
fucking fine.
I'm good with that.
I'm not sure.
That works out.
Here's what we're going to do.
We're going to combine Alex Jones's dreams and the way to go,
which we're going to institute a fully socialist system
where healthcare is paid for.
Everyone has a universal basic income.
Okay.
But also you get to fight a duel if you want to fight a duel.
No big deal.
Let me, let me explain one of the problems with dual civilizations.
I can't think of any problems so far.
If you're really good at pulling a gun,
you're always right.
I, I don't, I don't see how that's possible, Dan.
Are you saying that might makes right in these civilizations?
It's not even might.
It's just like a trick you've learned.
Yeah.
Like it's, if you're good at close up magic,
you can be the king of the world.
It's equivalent of that.
Yeah.
Like you could be one of the most hateful, awful people
who goes around and abuses people and like then once you've abused them,
they're like, I demand satisfaction.
Take it to the street.
You're a quick draw.
You shoot them.
Oh, you were right to abuse them.
Yeah.
Does, does he not, he doesn't realize that in all westerns,
that is the system.
Yeah.
He, well, he does realize that.
He just wants to be the hero.
Like he wants to be the.
He's a quick draw.
Yeah.
He wants to be the roving gunman who goes from town to town,
saving people from the evil.
Globalist.
Yeah.
He's not, he's not smart enough to make real arguments and he does love guns.
Yeah.
So this is the solution.
Let's mold society into a place where pulling out your gun really fast means you're right.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
That is, that is really what he wants, isn't it?
That's what all these gun people really want.
They want the chance to use their guns all the time.
Never go to that.
They're like, we'll never get back there.
I hope who the fuck knows at this point.
At this point, it's Thunderdome.
I'll be God damned.
I can't see you how we ever get back to that.
So for me, that clip is hilarious.
I love it.
Well, have you seen Firefly?
I saw the movie.
In one of the episodes, they go to a dueling plant.
They go to a dueling planet.
It's like people still duel.
It's like a prison planet.
Yeah.
He has to duel for, you know, stuff or whatever.
Tell it to Frank Herbert.
All right.
This next clip, he's dead, Dan.
So dare you.
None of those are ever really dead.
You're right.
He's in the 12th dimension.
Everyone's immortal and they're all here right now.
He's helping me write my new book.
Okay.
It's probably June 2.
It's probably going to be fucking long as shit.
The doonening.
Yeah.
Remind me to skip that one.
Return to doon.
Fill your doon.
Doon and gloom.
You got dooned.
All right.
This next clip, Jordan.
Yes.
This is one of Alex's classic moves.
This is a clip where Alex explains that he's not a bigot
and then says bigoted things.
Of course.
It's this is vintage Alex alone.
I'm not a racist, but this is serious.
Beyond North Korea level brainwashing went all over the
country.
Now the official biggest leg gay lesbian group came out two
weeks ago and said, ban the word mother, father, boy, girl.
This is the purple penguins thing all over again.
Yeah.
That's part of the same narrative.
It's not the biggest LGBT organization.
It is just an advocacy group that is making suggestions.
They don't want to ban any words.
They just want you to be more mindful.
Right.
When considering before think before you say something.
It's almost like to me, which is why Alex is so angry because
that's not a thing he's capable of.
Yeah.
But I also think that it's on par to me with people who
would advocate that like, hey, if you have a daughter, don't
just buy her pink things automatically.
If you have a son, don't buy blue things automatically.
You know, like try and consider the part of the, you know,
gendering that comes from weird social norms that we have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Allow the individuality of your child to develop as they see fit.
Right.
Well, if you, if you, you know, you subscribe to the idea that gender is intrinsic,
but at the same time, you're reinforcing it.
Right.
And if we make sure that it's intrinsic and if it doesn't.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
If we don't reinforce it, then the globalist twin.
Yeah, exactly.
That idea that you can't, like gender is, you're born with it, right?
But you have to act like it too.
Like why can't?
Because there's stuff in the water.
Oh, okay.
Never mind.
Vaccines.
Anyway, back to the question.
Estrogen.
All of it.
We control language.
We rule.
And it's not that I just like people.
I don't like even having to preface that.
It's that I just like anybody that wants to put me in a cult and tell me how to talk
and what to do and you're going to teach my kids this and that.
Every TV show I turn on now, it's about transgendered and the, the, the dads are gay
and blah, blah, blah.
And it's just like, it's a total agenda.
There's an article here today about Hollywood needs transgender actors.
Little experience required.
Reuters.
Here's the headline wanted.
Transgender actors for Hollywood.
Little experience required as part of the admitted agenda to just put it everywhere.
And, and what's behind the agenda?
Not to accept some tiny minority.
Why?
No.
Which, which, which the elite are totally into and, and, and, and just totally control
the dominant areas of New York, Milan, LA.
These people are not being persecuted.
Let me tell you.
Milan?
And now some elite fetish.
Gotcha.
Is being pushed as if it's the new national flag.
This is cultural domination because if they can do this, they can get away with anything
and it reduces population.
Alex, um, I don't, I don't know.
I mean, referring to people being trans as being part of an elite fetish is probably
really insulting.
Let's probably.
Well, I mean, like, let's say his gun thing is a fetish.
It's a, it's a low class fetish that has more validity than, uh, yeah, his argument.
I, I love that his, his replacement for, it's not about people accepting a minority.
It's about population control.
Right.
Which is a fucking, how do you go from one?
How do you make that leap?
You make the leap.
That's insane.
It's easy for him.
It's, it's so easy.
That's true.
It's, it's just, hey, look, I have these positions.
I think people are weird and I hate them, but I, but look, there's more important things.
Yeah.
The globalists are doing shit and we got to, you know, I, I, I, the, the idea of
they're telling me how to talk is, is very much like then don't go to school.
Yeah.
You can, you can help school your kids.
Yeah.
Don't learn anything.
Don't ever learn a goddamn thing.
Right.
Because that's what you're saying.
You're saying that I refuse to learn any more things ever.
Don't tell me how to talk.
Don't, don't saddle me with your grammar.
Don't grammar saddle me.
Well, the good news is just fucking grunt you goddamn idiot.
Well, the good news is that Alex Jones is so incapable of like, uh, integrating information
into his brain that no matter what, he's not going to learn anything for the rest of his life.
That is true.
Yeah.
It's kind of a win-win for him.
Yeah.
Which again, one of his four ways to learn is not listen to others.
Nope.
Uh, so, hey Jordan, remember how we did that Mars episode?
I do.
Uh, that was based on the fact that a guy named Robert David Steele came on Alex Jones's show
and said that the elites have Mars bases that they're sending children to as slaves.
Yep.
Uh, and Alex in the aftermath of that has gone on to suggest that Robert David Steele,
uh, was controlled opposition.
Of course.
And trying to set him up because Alex is in the middle of exposing the Vatican for their
cocaine fueled gay orgies that are also not happening, uh, or at least allegedly at least
or at least not happening the way that it was reported.
Well, his reporting is, uh, very much from a gossip magazine, uh, but he's like,
Oh, I was breaking this big news.
And then Robert David Steele comes on and distracts everybody with Mars colony talk.
Right.
Is this intentional?
Cause everyone's saying that I believe that they're Mars bases.
Yeah.
And, and there's no clip of me saying that there are Mars bases.
Hey, Alex, I have a clip.
Cause of course.
On August 25th, 2015, I have a clip where you say literally the elites are making Mars bases.
So let's listen to that.
And you're like, what's that?
Oh, that's the rich district.
Then in the future, they'll just be flying up to their Elysium basis.
That's a whole plan of Werner von Braun.
Well, I mean, what you think that movie with Matt Damon figured all that out.
I mean, those real stuff they're talking about Mars bases undersea bases.
They're already launching their own private ships.
Bigger than major cruise liners that then dock in our cities during emergencies.
The elites are running to ships offshore.
So the only argument that he can really make based on things he has said,
we've just heard, right, is timing based.
The only thing he can say is like the elites aren't doing that now.
They're planning on doing right.
Right. Right. Right.
They're working on that Mars base.
You know, it's in development.
They're building it still.
He believes it.
And that's a terrible idea for the elites because don't they know if they get trapped
out on the sea base and they lose food 15 days away from eating each other.
Localized wormholes, my man.
Oh, you always forget about the localized wormholes.
The localized wormhole.
So Alex likes to say that he doesn't believe in Mars bases, but
Dan is somebody at the door.
I think there's a month at the door.
Do you want to go get it?
Yeah, I'll open it up.
Hey, who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
It's Alex.
Hey, Alex, how you doing?
What are we doing?
I think we've lost track of our own.
All right, Alex is busted.
I think it's whenever I started doing fully work that I was like,
I think I'm not cut out for this job.
Long story short, Alex is busted.
Alex is busted.
He does believe in Mars bases.
We can't even do our own bet.
I was preparing to play the role of Randy Kramer, space super soldier.
I, you know what?
We got to work on our improv training together because I had no idea where you were going with that.
Should we take a level one class?
No.
Okay, let's not.
I'd rather die.
Yes.
And Alex in this next clip, like he loves to make this argument that
uh, when bad things happen, it's globalists.
And when I predict bad things are going to happen and they don't happen.
It's because Patriot stopped it.
Right.
And here is an example of that that is wild.
They were thinking about pulling off more Oklahoma cities folks
and blaming the Liberty movement, but we exposed them.
We backed them off.
Now they're back and it's like 10 times worse than it was.
So there were going to be a ton more.
Wait.
So there were going to be okay seas, but they stopped them and now they're back.
Well, they didn't really stop them at all.
Nobody exposed that they were going to be more.
And because of that, they're like, Oh shit, Alex is on to us better cool out for 15 years
or something like that.
I don't know.
It's, it's the way a schizophrenic integrates coincidence into his brain.
Yeah, that's true.
It's like, Oh, I'm, I'm like, okay.
An isolated incident where a really crazy right wing guy who believes that taxation
is war against the people and what have you goes off his rocker and blows up a government
building.
Right.
Happens.
You kind of believe a lot of the same things he believes and because you don't want to have
to deal with that and realize that that's kind of a logical consequence of your beliefs.
Yeah.
You say, Oh no, he was a Patsy.
He's being set up.
Elohim city was full of Southern poverty law center people are planning to do more.
Right.
And the reality is that he was just a crazy person who went and did it.
And because of that, there aren't any more things that happen.
But because you yell about how there are more things that are going to happen when they
don't happen, you're like, you're welcome.
Thank God I stopped it.
You're welcome.
Liberty movement.
Man.
It's crazy.
His.
He's perfect.
His entrenchment is like, there's no like for.
Okay.
So let's say he built a wall.
Yeah.
His, his belief system is a wall.
There it's a wall made entirely out of holes.
Yeah.
So there is no wall.
No.
And yet it is impenetrable.
It's amazing.
That's a great metaphor in as much as it's incomprehensible.
Yeah, exactly.
As is most of Alex Jones' belief system, except we've kind of made some good sense of it.
That's a brain damage.
So on this episode on the 25th, Alex has a couple of really interesting things that
happen. One is that Jeb Bush has started complaining about Chinese women coming over
and having anchor babies.
Yeah.
Where I, he said that before I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.
There are some Chinese companies that advertise being able to help you come over here to have
a baby.
It is something that is kind of real, but it's not nearly the numbers that Alex is talking
about.
Right.
And they, I mean, it's just a way that these businesses charge exorbitant amounts of money
to desperate people in China that come over here.
I don't think it's nearly.
I mean, that's a pretty good scam.
Alex says that 10,000 a month are coming.
And if that's the case, I think he might have even said 10,000 a week.
Whatever it is, the number is absurd in the same way that he, on one of these episodes,
he was talking about how the Isle of Lesbos in Greece,
that they have a population of 150,000 immigrants on it.
The population of the Island of Lesbos was 86,000.
Yeah.
So it's not, there aren't that many immigrants.
Although, you know what?
His statistics are, well, let me say this.
I just heard that it's actually 120 million illegal immigrants voted in the last election.
120,000 million.
No, 120 million.
Don't go crazy, Dan.
So the point though, that's important, all this stuff is really overly inflated statistics
and making a bigger issue out of things that aren't really a problem.
But it's fascinating because Jeb Bush has started to say the same things that Alex is saying.
Alex is screaming about this Chinese anchor baby situation.
Jeb Bush is mirroring his rhetoric and Alex still hates him.
How does, yeah.
It's weird.
Donald Trump says a bunch of stuff that Alex Jones likes and he's like,
this guy is telling the truth.
Right.
Then Jeb Bush does.
And he's like, nah, he's just trying to trick global, uh, liberty people.
He, I mean, he hates Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton so much with good reason, I suppose.
Yeah, I, you know.
That Alex doesn't, he doesn't get on board.
I can entertain arguments for both.
It just makes him more mad that Rand Paul isn't also saying these things.
Right.
So you're starting to see a weird thing where he's starting to resent Rand Paul.
And it's not, it's not over yet, but I think that that might be where he loses his mind.
Right.
Like once he flips on Rand Paul, that's where like that, that's big.
I think the problem is probably Rand Paul is by all accounts, uh,
an actual libertarian.
Yeah.
And Alex Jones believes himself to be a libertarian.
Right.
And is actually just a lunatic.
Yes.
So when the, when what he sees as like this, uh, um, what would you call it?
Like, um, apotheosis of libertarianism in government is not agreeing with him rather
than maybe think, Oh, well, I could be wrong.
That's simply not a possibility.
Well, I think that you're onto part of it because Rand Paul, even his libertarianism
is harshly cruel and it's awful.
Yeah.
And it's pretty crazy.
No.
Well, that's what libertarian is.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I mean, we could, we, I don't want to get into it.
Yeah.
We can dive into how stupid a lot of that, uh, taxation is violence type shit is,
but that's kind of like anarcho capitalist beliefs.
Right.
I will get into that actually.
The truly free market requires a king.
We'll get into that a tiny bit a little down the road on this episode.
But, um, I think that one of the other things is that Rand Paul knows goddamn well that if
he starts spouting stuff off that's lies that are just complete lies, like things that Alex
Jones says, right, he's going to be taken to the woodshed over it because he is a public figure
that is an elected office or, and if he starts spouting bullshit statistics about false narratives,
right, he's going to pay for it and probably get voted out of office.
Well, he thinks that because at the time we all thought that, right?
But it turns out that is not the case at all.
Trump had nothing to worry about, about just adopting all of this rhetoric.
Oh, that's true.
Alex Jones spits.
Yeah.
He had nothing to lose.
He doesn't have a Senate seat to lose or anything like that.
He doesn't have, uh, his reputation to lose.
Right.
And so that's been, yeah.
He can go in whole hog on that shit.
Whereas Rand Paul knows there's consequences to my actions.
Right.
And even if I do agree with Alex Jones on stuff, I have a public face to keep up.
I think there might be a little bit of that, but that also might be giving him too much
credit.
Yeah.
So,
Or maybe he just isn't a giant racist.
It's possible.
So also Alex Jones has Joe Biggs in studio and they have an interview with a guy named
representative Matt Shea.
They talk about how there's a sheriff in Spokane, Washington, who came up on the last episode,
who's an asshole and he's afraid of Alex Jones.
And the Southern poverty law center sucks.
And all of these people, uh, you know, these globalists are arming our police to the teeth
because they're going to try and take out gun owners and, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Even though most of his listeners are police and military.
It's a load of shit.
But at the same time, there's one interesting dichotomy that I caught.
I didn't take a clip of it, um, but it's fascinating to me the way in this interview,
they talk about anti-abortion protesters and homeschool protest movements and stuff like that.
It's all very white people that they're talking about.
And they're like, the way they stood up to the police and stood their ground is so admirable
and like all this stuff.
Wow.
Wow.
And wow.
Yeah.
Can't just, just take a tiny little step forward.
Just a little step forward and then you're not, oh.
Well, but it's, if you're white, it's heroic.
If you're black, you should be killed.
Well, there's that one level, but then on another level, there's the right versus left pieces of it.
And they argue that like the right, they protest.
Ah.
The left, it's riots.
Of course.
And what they don't take into account is all the incidents of left-wing protests being
fucking pepper sprayed by cops, being infiltrated by right-wing agitators or even police agitators.
There, there is constant attacks on left-wing protesters that turned them violent and turned
them into riots.
Right.
Even the instance of the free speech demonstrations at Berkeley, like that, that is even not a good
example of this.
The Antifa stuff isn't even intrinsically violent.
Right.
So.
Well, the thing, I mean, my, my first thought is like, why is it always the left?
And then it's obvious why it's the left, because the left is always the opposition.
To Alex?
No, to the government.
Like, why is it that left-wing protesters are always the ones who are being murdered, who are
being, you know, destroyed, who are being fucking pepper sprayed to death?
I would argue it's because they present the realist threat.
To the system, as it were.
Yeah, exactly.
And that's always the left-wing.
They represent movements that seek to end war.
They seek to get money out of politics.
Right.
And those things are very, like, threatening to the existential nature of our political system.
And that's, and that's the very basis of, you know, liberal versus conservative.
Conservative is, don't change a goddamn thing.
I like it the way it is.
Well, certainly nowadays, especially the conservative, even the libertarian,
at least libertarian in its current incarnation, seems to be working to prop up and defend.
Even if there is anti-war sentiment, they certainly don't seem all that thrilled about.
They have no interest in stopping any of that.
And the corporate state.
I don't really think that we see a lot of that.
But again, I don't want to tar everybody with that brush, you know, that identifies as libertarian,
because there are, there are some reasonably sound people.
Right. Well, apparently Jesse the Body Ventura is pretty much right on it in certain respects.
Yeah. I think that there is a defensible position for a lot of libertarian ideas,
some not so much.
But be that as it may, Alex also predicts that the Civil War is coming,
and the Patriots are the greatest army that have ever been collected.
And you're a stupid globalist.
If you want to try and fuck with them, great.
Wait, wait. The guys like the Bundys are part of the greatest.
Greatest army.
I would not want to be in that army.
Alex predicts that Joe Biden is going to run for president,
because Obama is setting up Hillary using the Department of Justice.
He's going to take her down in a double cross.
Right.
And Joe Biden is going to become president.
He's also going to hit her with a chair, you know, the aluminum chair to make sure that
it's everybody knows the storyline coming up.
Yep.
That'll be for the next cycle, you know.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
He keeps the feud going.
Right, right, right.
And so I were on the tag team, and then he, oh man, rough.
Through a barbershop window.
Exactly.
So Alex is like, Joe Biden is going to be switched in,
and that'll continue the Obama regime.
Very boring.
Right.
So Gerald Salenty comes in to do an interview.
You want to predict what it's about?
No.
Buy gold.
Oh.
It's about economic collapse.
Who would a guest?
He's up with Salenty.
Yep.
He tells them that he's bullish on gold.
No shit you are.
Has Salenty ever not been bullish on gold?
Never.
What?
Why would he?
Never.
I am, listen, I'm telling you for the 10,000th consecutive time, I'm very bullish on gold.
He's, I mean, he's a trends researcher, is a trend predictor, and he's way off in terms
of how big he thought gold was going to be.
Yeah.
So we're going to end.
$50,000 an ounce.
You're going to end the 25th here with this next clip, and you may recognize this exact story
from the secret of 2017 video.
And I sit here as a father of three, and I sit here as somebody who goes to eat at Lubies,
which is just kind of a blue collar working class.
Oh yeah.
Texas-based became a national chain of cafeterias.
Been going there since I was about two years old, like to take the kids there.
And never in my life have I gone to Lubies, but also other restaurants, and seen people
talking about old ladies, you name it, not being able to order the food they want and
getting little bitty plates and watching old ladies get water instead of iced tea.
It's the same thing.
Because they can't pay the dollar for the tea.
And you can tell people don't have money.
All the family I know, a lot of which are upper middle class, don't have anywhere near
the money they used to have.
Working class family I've got are all living together and barely able to pay to have gas
to go to work, even though gas prices have gone down.
What?
The economy in most areas is in the toilet, as you know.
If your family can't afford gas to go to work, give them some fucking money.
You have $10 million plus, Alex.
So shut the fuck up.
Second, I love this because we now see two versions of the exact same story, two years
displaced in time.
And the story changes a little bit.
It's the same story, but in the 2017 version of it, he's crying about it.
And secondly, well, he's had time to reflect dad.
He's had time to get drunk.
He's had a year and a half to reflect on it.
Get drunk.
He's decided that, yeah.
And also in the 2017 version of it, he talks about how he bought all those old women meals.
Yeah, he did not do that in 2015.
No, it's interesting how that narrative has changed slightly.
But yeah, I love being able to point out these instances of like, oh, you're working on a bit.
It's like seeing us a comic in the early stage of the bit.
The finished version is him crying and being the hero.
This version is the economy sucks.
Old women can't get iced tea.
That's interesting.
You need to polish up that bit.
Alex, you need to go a few more open mics.
Yeah, you got another, you got another laugh.
You got another beat there.
And the tag, you're the hero.
That's the trick.
Absolutely.
So Jordan, we get it.
Then it goes from a bit to a chunk, my friend.
We now are going to go to the last day of our exploration, August 26th, 2015.
Okay.
This is a bad day for humanity.
Oh boy.
It's a bad, it was a very bad day.
What did we do?
It was a very bad day for me.
Particularly.
I remember this day very well.
And it's going to be bad going over this.
But also there are a couple of really awesome things along the way.
Okay.
I promise you, as difficult as some of this may be,
Alex Jones reveals something from his past
that you would never be able to predict.
Okay.
He should not have said on air.
Alrighty.
So got that carrot.
So I'll, I'll survive.
I'll survive until then.
Gotcha.
On August 26th, 2015.
That was the day that Alison Parker and Adam Ward,
two local TV people in Virginia were shot on live television,
or not on live television as it were.
But right.
That guy, Vester Flanagan, live streamed their murders on Twitter.
And Alex's response to it is not great.
Oh no.
So one thing that's important is that it happened at 6.45 in the morning.
Alex Jones gets on air at 11 central.
So that would be, I mean, six, six o'clock Eastern is when it happened.
So that would have been five central.
All right.
So anyway, the manhunt that happened,
trying to find Vester Flanagan wasn't really even resolved
by the time Alex Jones gets on air.
Right.
A lot of the information isn't there.
All that is there is we know that two people were shot.
And lots of people have seen the footage.
I remember this day particularly because I know a lot of journalists.
I have a lot of people who I went to college with
who were journalism students.
And some of them I hated, but some of them were good friends of mine.
I care about very much.
And the idea of being able to sort of place the work that a lot of people I know do
into these, this horrifying situation, it hit me very hard.
And I remember this being a very difficult, shocking piece of tragedy.
And re listening to Alex Jones's coverage of it, bummed me the fuck out.
Oh no.
So let's just jump in.
This is how he begins the show and he starts the narrative.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us on this live 26 day of August transmission.
We are going to be here for the next three hours broadcasting worldwide.
There has obviously been a dramatic, horrifying murder caught in Virginia on a live TV feed
of a reporter and a cameraman by a disgruntled employee or former employee
who had been involved in racism lawsuits at another TV station in Florida.
We have the research up on info wars.com.
He is now reportedly just committed suicide the last 10 minutes.
He goes by the name Bryce Williams, but his real name is Vester Flanagan.
And he reportedly the police say turned the gun on himself after a dramatic chase.
This is just like the Charleston shooting that killed nine people
where a racist whacked out white person who thought a race war was beginning.
I was trying to start a race war, helter skelter style, went in and killed those people.
This gentleman says that there was racism at this TV station because he hadn't been promoted.
He has been tweeting that out.
So there's, I mean, there's a couple problems with even the beginning of how he sets up the
narrative that these two instances aren't similar at all.
Nope.
Except for that someone killed people in cold blood.
The situation with Charleston was a horrible racist who wanted to slaughter black people to
start a race war.
Yeah.
That is what he said he wanted to do.
He was a suicide bomber.
Yeah, basically.
That's what he was.
Yeah.
In this case, if you're against suicide bombers, then fucking that's one of them.
Yeah.
In this case, there was a guy who had.
I don't know if we can say the instances that he's filed, you know, equal opportunity lawsuits
about, I don't know if they were true or not, or if he was projecting racism on to other people.
I have no idea.
But the reality is that he felt racially oppressed at former stations that he worked at.
And he believed that Alison Parker had said some racist things.
And I don't know if she did or not.
I have no idea.
But this was a rage killing.
Yeah.
This was just a murder directed specifically at specific people.
Whereas the Charleston was an act of racial terrorism.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, just because there is a racial dynamic in both of them doesn't make them similar at all.
And it's disgraceful of Alex to play it that way.
So let's let him say more about it.
Jesus.
Yeah.
I promise there's not too much about this.
It sucks.
But much like once his Google ads are taken away, he bounces back really fast.
He doesn't spend much time on this story.
So you had Charleston, which was fully blamed on the Second Amendment.
No, it wasn't.
And then the guilt was applied to white people in general.
No, it wasn't.
He had all these black organizations and groups saying it's time to start killing whites.
They didn't.
And then I said, if this starts getting triggered, you're going to have other unstable mentally
ill black people go out and kill white people.
And then other mentally unstable white people are going to go out and start killing black people.
And then if it really starts kicking off, you're going to get a full bore shooting
war in this country.
And there's going to be dead people all over the place, chief amongst them, the police.
Maybe you should get rid of guns.
And that will be the destabilization the feds use to come in and fully federalize,
which is what Obama told his cousin, Odinga, the Muslim leader,
when he lost the presidency of Kenya, he said, have people go out and riot and start burning
stuff. And Odinga did it for two months.
And they gave him the prime minister ship, created a new level of government,
basically co-president.
And did the Muslims, the radical Islamists have stopped then?
No, they started attacking malls, police stations, all of it.
I mean, these people know what they're doing.
And I'm not saying it's a Muslim takeover here.
I'm saying when George Soros spends over $100 million, $33 million in Ferguson alone,
to stir up and to try to get a race war going.
And MSNBC and CNN and others promote it like it's normal and good.
They plan on doing this.
I didn't look into Obama telling Odinga to start riots, but guess what?
I don't need to.
That's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
Yeah, total bullshit.
Fuck you, Alec.
I really, really hate this idea that this is just the ping pong of races killing each other.
Because that's not really...
No, but that's the way you get to excuse your behavior.
And guns.
Yeah.
You excuse the fact of gun violence entirely because it's...
No, no, no, these are people who are being tricked by globalists into being racist.
Right.
And I don't have to...
They're not responsible gun owners like us.
No.
They're just manipulated.
It's a whole plan to take our guns away.
Yeah.
All of our responsible gun ownership is being destroyed by their irresponsible gun ownership.
Yeah.
You fucking asshole.
He's an asshole.
I'm going to play this next clip and there is audio that plays of the actual video.
Oh, no.
But...
I did not watch.
I can't do that.
No, no, I can't do any of those.
I watched like the beginning of it because it just autoplayed back then.
Yeah.
But then I was like, ah, turn it off, turn it off.
I never watched fully through it.
Because I'm sure this is what you're saying.
I have no interest in seeing that.
But Alex plays it three times on his show.
Fuck me.
And I hate the idea of playing this on our show, even the audio, but it's important
because I'd like you to take note of this being mere hours after this incident.
It's horrifying and Alex Jones doesn't care about these people at all.
Yeah, I think this is one of our best examples of his psychopathy.
He doesn't care at all.
At no point in time in that, did he say, I feel bad for them.
I feel bad for anybody.
And I will say that at some point in the episode, he might have said that in passing.
Yeah, but no, he doesn't mean it.
No, he absolutely doesn't mean it.
He doesn't say, for somebody who constantly says, I pray all the time,
he doesn't even bother with the bullshit.
Thoughts and prayers.
I give them my thoughts and prayers and all of that shit.
He is a legitimate psychopath.
And listen to how little concern he has or care about these two people who were murdered
in public and in cold blood.
He doesn't care at all.
And you hear about the national numbers of 15,000 people got, you know,
killed with guns last year in the United States.
Yeah.
And 13 plus thousand of them were gangbangers and criminals and people breaking in houses
and people shooting at the police.
Not even close to true.
Not even close to true.
Only a couple thousand were innocent.
Fuck you.
This isn't the time to defend guns.
Most of them committed suicide.
Aren't you for right to die out there in the left?
No, you're not.
So how are they going to spin this?
They're going to show the dramatic footage that we're about to roll right now of him in
first person point of view with the gun.
This Vester Flanagan will start rolling that video with the gun out front.
As he goes and shoots the reporter and he's got the gun for like a minute or more walking
around her menacing and she's so focused doing the interview about tourism
that they have no idea.
And then there's the cameraman.
If you're listening and you don't want to listen to him, I guess he hadn't
called an EOC thing on him, but I guess he deserves it.
He is white.
All right, guns her down.
She's dead.
And then turns the gun and shoots the cameraman.
And they are going to sit there and hammer that and push that and promote that.
He doesn't give a shit.
He's talking over them playing this footage and he's just sort of calling it like he's a
bored baseball announcer.
That's terrifying.
Just hearing those gunshots fucking.
Yeah.
That fucks me up.
It's terrible.
I do not feel well.
Well, take some comfort in the fact that we don't have the coconut juice in front of us
anymore and that the worst is over.
I just can't.
I just can't, man.
Just that, just, and he's just showing it.
Showing it with no, he doesn't even bother saying like, and if you're, I guess, I guess
because he knows his listeners don't care.
No, he knows his listeners are on the side of the gun.
Well, I'll take, I'll give him credit where credit is due in a minor way.
It is, it is edited.
Like to the point where, like when the gun is up and he starts shooting, it's like a blurred
screen.
So at least they're not showing unedited raw footage and what have you.
But the, the startling lack of recognition of the humanity of these people that are
being murdered and all he cares about is guns.
Well, they're not human.
It's nuts.
It's absolutely nuts to me.
It's, it, it was a moment when I was listening to this episode.
I was like, I don't understand this position because he'll make the argument that the liberals
are, you know, immediately calling for gun control and stuff like that.
It's like, you're immediately politicizing this too.
What do you, what do you, what's your problem?
It's, it's terrifying to me.
He's a psychopath.
Now his statistics about gun violence are completely lies.
Complete lies.
One of the interesting things that you can dig up is the FBI did a study and they found that
there were 160 incidents of active gun mass shootings from 2000 to 2013.
That's designed, defined as one or more individuals actively engaged in killing or
attempting to kill people in a populated area.
Similarly, a study found that there were 1,052 incidents from 2013 to December 2, 2015,
where at least four people were shot, but not necessarily killed.
So if Alex wants to try and make the argument that mass shootings are down
and that gun violence isn't a real issue, the numbers really don't support that.
And if you want to blame all of it on gang bangers and what have you, that will ring out
and resonate with your incredibly big audience.
White, white, white audience.
Yeah, because gang bangers, they're the ones who are using guns irresponsibly.
People who aren't white.
People who aren't white are the only people who ever use guns irresponsibly.
Yeah, yeah, or knives or cars or bombs.
I am still consistently amazed at how absolutely bigoted he is.
It's crazy.
It is amazing.
Every episode that we find.
I know, this is fucking, how can you even feel this way?
Unless you have no, you have, he has no empathy for human beings.
I mean, you know, his mother threw him off his, her knee at six and it's been all downhill since.
God, I, this, he is, there's, there's, there's something else.
There's another, there's another explanation that we just don't know yet.
Like if he, if he, if he didn't have a radio show, he'd be a serial killer.
Probably.
Like he is a monster.
No, probably not.
Cause his CIA dentist dad would support him.
He'd probably just be a crazy person on the street.
He'd be out there screaming about the exact same shit, probably.
If he didn't have a radio show, but he'd just be like, oh Jesus.
Like if he didn't have millions of dollars and a really nice studio,
people would see through the things he says.
Yeah.
Most likely.
I mean, if he had like a YouTube channel and that's it and he had to do a show in front of,
I don't know, the wall behind me.
Yeah.
If that was all he had, people would be like, uh,
Yeah.
The only thing that is saving us is that this is an audio only podcast.
Maybe not for long.
I need to buy a tripod for my, uh, iPhone.
Anyway, I shouldn't reveal my plans.
We have one more clip about gun stuff, uh, a little bit.
And then we can get on to, uh, the reveal of Alex Jones's past that will blow your mind.
Okay.
But, uh, this one, he talks about how we don't need that.
We've got to stop blaming guns for everything, uh, which is distasteful, especially, uh, this
soon after people were murdered on live television.
But the reason I'm keeping this clip in is because it transitions into him, uh,
composing tweets to Hillary Clinton on air when it's kind of funny.
Oh boy.
It's pretty funny.
It's a little funny.
It's not that funny.
It's kind of funny.
All right.
They're, they're flooding Twitter with anti-gun diatribes before bodies are cold.
So are you.
And it's the same leftist, anti-American scum, literal scum, social engineers.
These people are fat.
Not the people who fucking murder people.
It's the leftist who are scum.
They know they're manipulating other people.
They're not liberals like Thomas Jefferson.
They're scum of the earth.
Look at Hillary Clinton.
No, cause we don't fucking know the place.
We must act to stop gun violence and we cannot wait any longer
praying for the victim's families in Virginia.
I want to send a tweet out.
I was trying to do it during the break.
We ran out of time doing five things at once.
At Hillary saying, listen, which you turned Libya over to al-Qaeda and killed over 50,000 people.
Shut up about violence.
And I want to hit her with another tweet.
Listen, which it's your White House pushing race war and now blaming the Second Amendment.
I want her hit with all that.
It's time to hit these people on Twitter, on Facebook, all of you because they are up there
arrogantly blaming the Second Amendment and almost 200 million gun owners in this country
that protect ourselves as if we are guilty for the Charleston shooting and this Virginia shooting
that two whacked out nuts carried out when statistically there's less mass shootings than
there were. Nope.
And Hillary knows that full well.
She's got bodyguards.
Hey, Hillary, you got bodyguards.
Are their guns bad too?
Why can't I have a gun to protect myself?
You bitch.
I mean, I am sick of these people.
And excuse me, using my French, but because that's mean to a female dog that that that
pejorative.
Wow.
But you know what?
When a guy's a jerk, we call him a bastard or whatever.
Nothing wrong.
A lot of friends that are bastards.
The point is, why can't we call a woman when she's as hard as nails mean lying criminal?
A political whore for the new world order.
He's so close to like a hacky bit there.
He's so close.
He's just inches away from that being bad standup.
Yeah.
Why can't we call a bitch a bitch?
Like Jesus.
Yeah.
So that's bad.
But let's not deal with it.
We already talked about he's wrong about gun statistics, all that stuff.
This is now going to make it all worthwhile.
Okay.
Listen to this next clip.
I'm not even going to set this up at all.
This is nuts.
I've done methamphetamine twice in high school.
You're in a party.
Good looking girls.
So try it.
You'll love it.
We can go drive to the beach.
You know, you can stay up all night.
It's going to be great.
And a day later, I met the beach doing bad things.
Nothing really horrible.
But you know, not being a very nice person.
Some of the few things I've done in my life that weren't very...
And I'll tell you, I put cigarettes out on my hands.
We're all sitting there on methamphetamine putting cigarettes out.
I have burns from those now when I was like 15 years old.
I would never do that.
That's what hardcore drugs do, ladies and gentlemen.
Get it twice.
Twice.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Only twice.
Yeah.
Only twice.
Well, come on.
Come on.
Only twice.
That's such a lie.
Because here's how I know it's a lie.
He's saying he did it twice.
But if you go to the beach and a day later,
you're on the beach putting cigarettes out on your hand.
You've done a lot of methamphetamine.
The high does not last very long.
No, no.
If you're still on a bender on this meth a day later,
you have done a bunch of meth during that time.
Yeah.
Alex, you've not done meth twice.
I would say you've probably done a bunch.
And the fact that he's stressing twice is like,
he realizes like, oh, shit.
Yeah.
I got a hard line on this.
He just described that as his first time doing meth.
And that's like, what did he do in his second time doing meth?
More bad things.
Maybe also the way that you.
Or why did he do meth again?
The way he says that, too, is like, I did bad things.
Like put cigarettes out on my hand.
Yeah, that's not what you're talking about.
You did something really bad on that beach, Alex.
I want to know what you did on that beach.
Because the first time I took mushrooms,
I was laying around smoking cigarettes.
And I was like, I can't smoke cigarettes unless I
defeat the cigarette.
Because that's the way my brain worked on these mushrooms.
And so I decided what I was going to do
is I was going to only allow myself to smoke
if I could take a cigarette in one drag.
Like the entire cigarette.
Wow.
Like that would be conquering the cigarette
because my body was stronger than the cigarette.
That makes sense.
And when you're high, you're not wrong.
You're not wrong.
And so I tried to smoke like three cigarettes that way.
I'm like, this is never going to work.
No, of course not.
So I changed the rules and I was like,
if I can withstand putting out a cigarette on my hand,
I will have conquered the cigarette
through the strength of my being.
Right.
And so I put a cigarette out on my hand
and I was like, that was dumb.
And then my brain, because I was high on mushrooms,
I was like, onto something else.
Velvet Underground was playing.
Right.
Started getting caught up in that.
That was good.
Yeah.
And that's not a terrible thing.
What you did was fucking awful.
Whatever you did on meth on the beach,
did you kill that lady?
Probably.
What happened?
As I have already said, he is a serial killer.
I think something really, really dark happened.
And he actually gave her an abortion.
I've known, I've turns out he was an abortion doctor.
Then he paid himself.
Yeah, exactly.
And he feels bad.
Well, his dad, his dad paid him.
Yeah.
He got a bonus.
He got a finders fee, I guess.
I grew up in central Missouri.
So I have some experience with people who do math.
And one of the things that I think is a pretty good
guiding line, sort of a rule of thumb.
Yeah.
Is if you do math once, I believe you.
If you've done, if you say you've done math twice,
I don't you've done math a lot.
Because most people like meth and heroin are two drugs
that most people don't dabble in.
Like if you take some like some painkillers here and there,
I'll believe that you're not hooked.
You know, like that's, that's a reasonable thing.
People can weed hallucinogens.
Those are drugs that people can fuck around with
and be completely normal.
Yeah.
If you take, if you smoke meth.
I mean, at this point, if you're not smoking weed,
how are you getting through the day?
It's wild.
Yeah.
But if you do math and you're like, I don't try that again.
Like that means something.
Yeah.
And you didn't do it twice.
Yeah.
Didn't a bunch.
And Alex, you have an addictive personality.
You're crazy.
You're a lunatic.
Of course, you're addicted to super female vitality.
Of course you did math more than twice.
You ate a super male vitality, laced hamburgers on air.
It's, it's, it's.
You're a fucking lunatic.
You're the least trustworthy narrative.
Just own up to it.
Yeah.
Because you're already.
Yeah, exactly.
Why is it?
Well, I did math twice.
I mean, I did it three times.
All right.
Well, I did math for about six years.
02:14:13,220 --> 02:14:13,940
All right.
That's why I dropped out of junior college.
All right.
You know how I'm angry right now?
That brain force, it was math.
Yeah.
More and might as well be.
Yeah.
Exactly.
In terms of his reaction to it, I've never done math.
Me neither.
Yeah.
I'll be clear about that.
I don't want to.
Neither do I.
Mainly because of the commercial I saw when I was really young.
Do you remember the commercial on TV that was like,
they're a bunch of whoa, math.
Oh, I don't remember that one.
I can't sleep.
I can't eat, but I got the cleanest house on the street.
It was such a weird catchy tune.
Like this is 15 years later and I still remember this song.
Very effective catchy tune for math.
Like it was a commercial for math at that point.
The dare program should just be catchy songs.
Yeah, exactly.
So that's one admission that Alex makes on this show.
He also accidentally admits two things.
That he really, really should not have admitted.
In conversations with callers or just in passing,
he says two things that I think if his audience really realized
what he was saying would give them reason to really doubt him
as a legitimate businessman and a legitimate truth teller.
This first one has to do.
Because we've already established he's not a legitimate human.
No.
This next one, the first one of the two,
has to do with his willingness and desire to court chaos.
You know, as this was going on,
there was a bunch of me and another,
a whole bunch of info warriors in an info wars IRC chat room.
Which by the way, I think you should get rid of the comments
sections on the articles and put a live chat or a link,
or a login to planet info wars.
So we can have real time conversations.
Because the comments sections have just become chaos
since the David Duke interview.
It's just complete nonsense.
Well, that's actually good though.
That just brings us more traffic.
And I like that controversy.
I mean, if people think me giving somebody two hours on air
to put out their ideas of censorship, good.
I mean, I want to have that type of mental illness attack me.
They don't understand how the internet works
or how metrics work.
It's really helping the site.
So I'm actually quite thankful for it.
I hope it intensifies actually.
The traffic's really helping us with our click.
We are really trying to drown him out.
Yeah. Yeah.
Buckley is just sliding that potential.
Because at the end there, he admits like it's really helped
us out with our clicks and ads.
Absolutely.
And if you extrapolate that, if you take that kernel
of what he's saying, why wouldn't he actively
do really fucked up things to get attention?
Of course.
Why?
If he's like, oh yeah, all that David Duke spout bullshit
for two hours on my show, it brings me tons of traffic.
Yeah.
That same philosophy would lead him to lie about tons of stuff
to make it more sensational in order to get more traffic
to his website for ads and clicks.
Almost like, I don't know, pretty much every website now.
Most clickbait stuff.
Yeah.
Not our website.
No.
There's no traffic.
So who cares?
I'm going to start writing listicles like the top seven
things you didn't know Alex Jones eats on the weekends.
You know what?
I'm for it.
Yeah.
I am absolutely for it.
We should turn into a clickbait website.
I still don't know how to use SEO.
But be that as it may, Alex makes another admission later
in the show that I actually think is way more problematic.
Because that first one is kind of like,
you're just admitting that you have a sensational attention
grabbing who gives a shit about what if something's real
or if it's productive.
Right.
That's kind of like, all right, you're the internet.
It was good for us.
Yeah.
And so this next one is a little worse.
That's just the first review.
I didn't even look at it before I read it.
Five stars, infowarslife.com.
And most of the reviews we can't allow and we block them
ourselves because of the claims people are making.
It's just too dramatic.
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Yeah.
So did you get, did you pick up?
B2G2.
Did you pick up what the problem is there?
Let's see.
It sort of remind me what it was he just went through there.
I'll just tell you.
OK.
Basically, he's saying that in the reviews that they have.
Yeah.
He blocks his own reviews because of what they're claiming.
Right.
Which means that they can't do what it is those people say
that they're doing.
Well, that's part of it.
It's illegal for him to advertise products
as curing things or anything like that.
Yeah.
And so whenever people write reviews that say like this
cured my blank or whatever, he goes in and blocks those.
Right.
Legally, he has to.
Now, if you extrapolate that, he has the ability to block reviews.
Yeah.
And he is a shady businessman.
I have no doubt in my mind he blocks negative reviews.
I can't think of any reason.
If he has the ability to, it makes total sense.
Well, we can trust him.
He's an honest man.
It makes total sense now that all of these products
have 4.9 star reviews because you can't like make it
4 star.
It's the same reason that Saddam Hussein would win with like
99% of the vote.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
You make it look good by 4.9.
Oh yeah.
I'm so popular.
But hey, nobody's 100% guys.
I guarantee that there is an employee at Infowars
who part of their responsibility is
to go in and block negative reviews.
Right.
And I bet we should hire them.
They'd be great at SEO.
I bet they would.
So like in this episode, he's admitted
that he's done meth twice.
That he blocks negative reviews.
Yep.
And that he loves chaos in order to get traffic.
Who cares if shit's true or not?
Right.
Great.
Alex, you're fucking up.
Alex, I think you might be a liar.
I think he's really close to like the stresses
getting to him, I think, a little bit in 2015.
I think that's going to lead more towards him supporting
Trump.
But I think that there is just a climate of his positions
that are making it very difficult.
Like the idea that he's selling this Virginia shooting as
like, that's related to Sandy Hook.
You know, it's a sign that he's not engaging with stuff
that's outside his narrative.
And his narrative is becoming thinner and thinner.
Right.
And once the, like, Hillary isn't being kicked out
of the race, Rand Paul isn't coming through for him
the way he needs him to.
I think all that's just going to lead him to Snap.
And that Snap is going to be supported by Trump.
And it's going to be precipitated by him smoking more
meth.
So Alex likes to say now that he never said that Sandy Hook
is fake.
But we like to.
How just get rid of the just he's that's how bad he is
at this.
He hasn't even gotten rid of the shit that he says.
Yeah.
Those interns that take down negative reviews,
send them to these clips.
Yeah, exactly.
Here's another clip of him saying that Sandy Hook is fake.
In my opinion, something really stinks about this
entire situation.
I don't, I can't even really think of a mass shooting,
quote unquote, or a high profile shooting like this
that didn't seem like there was something more going on.
Well, there's been some of them that we caught red handed
being staged.
Sir hand, sir hand with RFK, the situation a few years ago
with the Aurora shooting.
I mean, those were staged.
We caught them.
We know exactly what they did.
It's unbelievable.
And then you look at Sandy Hook, it just isn't real.
I don't know what specifically happened,
but the official story is a fairy tale.
I mean, Jack of the Beanstalk isn't real.
Santa Claus isn't real.
And that is a giant theater operation complete with
blue screens.
And now even Rob do's uncle, who's a Navy SEAL retired FBI
works for a big company.
We have a reporter up there and it's like,
that's Rob do's uncle.
And he's like, yeah, I've done that up.
Something's going on.
I've never seen anything like this.
There's no paperwork.
They're covering something up.
I can't talk.
Got to get out of here.
So, I mean, that's how twilight zone this has got.
Yeah, it's real twilight zone that you're lying about
what Rob do's uncle said on your show.
Yeah.
Go back a couple episodes.
They play an interview with Dan Badandi,
who finds Rob do's uncle in Newtown.
And he's just like, yeah, it's weird.
That's it.
He doesn't say they're covering something up.
Could mean anything.
Could mean anything.
Yeah.
Also, that one is even more like aggressively Sandy Hook
isn't real.
Sandy Hook is like Santa Claus.
That's what he said.
So, you're a fucking idiot.
Yeah.
You did not start a goddamn debate.
No, he did for months.
Although I have started debates on whether or not Santa
Claus is real in the past.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure.
So, perhaps, no, fuck you.
Fuck you, Alex Jones.
For months, he was saying that Sandy Hook was fake
and using bullshit lies about lies in order to reinforce it.
He's so like.
I want to talk to Rob do's uncle now.
I want to talk to Alex.
I want to be like, what, why, why do you not accept
your position from the past?
I want to call in his show and just be like, hey, Alex,
do you have any comment on the Center for Medical Progress
videos that you yelled about for a couple months in 2015?
Right.
Do you have any comment on how they are going to prison?
Do you have any comment on the Senate and House investigations
that found the Planned Parenthood didn't do the things
you accused them of doing?
But see, you can't, you can't do that on his show.
He is invincible.
He is invincible in his studio.
In the same way that.
Actually, this episode will end with a caller trying
to do what I want to do.
Okay.
So we'll leave that conversation for when that comes.
Okay.
But this next clip, he has some weird thoughts about the idea
of individual actions being blamed on a group.
And I don't think he understands how to universalize
his, his beliefs.
So he really picks and chooses where things, here you go.
This shooting is important because it's about survival.
If we don't expose the fact that this was racially
motivated and all part of the race war hype coming out
of the White House, we will be collectively blamed for this.
Who?
And that's why I get so angry is I am sick of being blamed
for what somebody else does.
If some white guy goes and kills nine black people,
I didn't do it.
And if some black guy goes and shoots two white people,
black people didn't do that either.
But the folks that are hyping it up collectively that when
a black person kills a white person or a black person kills
a white person vice versa, that it's the group's fault.
Well, yeah, I mean, if you're part of ISIS and ISIS goes around
killing people, you share responsibility.
But if I'm part of a racial ethnic group and someone in my
quote group does something, they're their own person.
And I know our audience gets that, but we have to explain this
to all the leftist followers who really mean well,
but have bought into the guilt as children that they've done
something wrong and separately the minorities then get a
chip on their shoulder, some of them.
And their whole world is through those goggles,
through that distortion that everybody's out to get them.
I mean, if you go work somewhere and you act like people
are out to get you, you're going to have a big problem.
If you just are optimistic, have a good attitude,
nine times out of 10, even if you're working with a bunch
of jerks, you'll end up being successful.
And that's what it comes down to.
I mean, I've run into plenty of racists in my life against
white people. I just laugh about it.
I don't believe that for a second.
Also, I have no evidence that Alex Jones has had a job as an
adult. So I don't know what he's talking about.
Nope.
I don't know how he would have had time to have a job.
Fuck, you know, he's going around fucking 150 women for 16.
I don't know how he'd have a job then.
The only times he's talked about jobs is it when working with
his cousins doing odd jobs and being forced to inhale
a termite poison under a house.
And then also when he was kicked out of school for a year
and went to work on an animal farm, right?
So like the only instances are like the animal farm.
Yeah. Yeah. The job or well, or well told the story very well.
The jobs he's had have been like punishments and go fuck
around with your cousins. Right.
I don't, I mean, I maybe he had a job when he was in junior
college before he got his public access show, but I don't see
any evidence that he actually knows what the real world is
like. Here's, here's the thing that I got through there.
When he focusing on the smallest pieces, I admit,
no, don't apologize for it. I think it's, I think it's valuable.
His point about ISIS, like whenever he said, if an ethnic
group does it, then I, I, I agree with him.
You know, all white people aren't responsible for the
Charleston shooting. No.
All black people aren't responsible for, even though
those two things are unrelated and they are not the same.
No. And it is a breath.
Oh, fuck you, Alex.
The act of an individual is not the fault of the group,
or at least the group, the pieces of the group individually
aren't to blame for the actions of one. It's a composition
fallacy. Except if you're a member of ISIS, then ISIS is
responsible. Well, I mean, I, I kind of get what he's trying
to say. He's saying it in an unsmooth way, but the idea is,
I believe is what he's saying. Being a part of ISIS is a
choice. And therefore, if you choose to be a part of ISIS,
you are taking on responsibility for the actions of the
group. Whereas being a part of an ethnic group is not
a choice. That's something you're born into. And therefore,
you can't withdraw from the group. And so you're not responsible
for the things, but so then the very obvious parallel there
is this. If you are an info warrior, yeah, and you commit
an act of violence, Alex is to blame. Exactly. Well, that is
a problematic. That is his logic. That is his logic. Or
but I don't think I don't necessarily think that it's
true, but even it sure seems like that's what he's saying.
Right. And I mean, take info warrior out of it and just say
constitutionalist, right? Or Liberty people, right? Patriot
movement or white nationalists, white nationalists. Yeah. I
think he wouldn't say that he's a part of that, but the proof
that he is proof of the pudding is in the eating. Yeah. Like
all of those groups. Yeah. He in the same, you know, he sets
himself up negatively in these ways because we aren't making
that argument. We're just saying that that's what the logic
leads to. Yeah. But the other thing I think that is really
deeply problematic about what he's saying is he is very
frequently demanded that Muslims apologize or one persons.
Yeah. And for all of ISIS. Yeah. And so basically what he's
saying in this clip is, you know, you aren't part of the white
people individually aren't responsible for the acts of an
individual white person. But if you're a part of ISIS, then
you are responsible for the actions of ISIS. Also, I think
all Muslims are in ISIS. Right. So, well, but even then his
argument to combat that would be, well, you don't have to be a
Muslim. It's not an ethnic group. Well, right. I guess that's
true. It's a, it's still a choice. It's a religion. Well,
right. That is, that's true in the real world, but I don't, I
don't think that he would see Arabs as non-Muslims. No, that's
absolutely true. So, there is. Well, what about the Coptic
Christians, Dan? Christians are being murdered more than
anybody else around the world, Dan. The most persecuted group
in the world. Christians are under, under attack. Those
persecuted Christians. Yeah. All right. Whatever. So, something
really fun happens towards the middle of this show. And a
caller calls in and wants to read some Frank Zappa lyrics.
All right. Now I'm in. Now I'm in. And it turns it to Alex
Jones taking requests because they start playing some Frank
Zappa like it's like it's drive time. That's fine. Yeah. Okay.
It's kind of fun. And then Alex Jones gets really weird about
what he knows. Gotcha. It's super fun. I feed you until the
day that we don't need you. Don't go for help. No one will
feed you. Your mind is totally controlled. It has been
stuffed into my mold and you will do as you were told until
the right to you are sold. That's right, folks. Don't touch
that guy. Well, I am. Why is he throwing a stink on it? Who's
doing it alone? Don't touch that guy. You know what? I love
that song and my problem is I do choose like 98% of the
bumper music and then so many times I write down songs I want
to play. I've had Frank Zappa's wife on. I think I had
Dweezel on too. Yeah. They're listeners. His son and I wanted
to play that then. There's never got a round to it. What's
name of that song again? Uh I am the slime. It was on the
overnight sensation album 1973. We're gonna get the I am the
slime. Try to play that at the bottom of the hour for you if
we're able to do it with that particular uh his dad was a
chemical engineer. He was super smart in his own right and
it's date. Way ahead of his time transcending the left
right paradigm and uh you know, Donna Cancer very, very
young. They say the good die young. Bob Marley Donna
Cancer young and it's just a real bummer. You gotta
wonder if we know that Bob Marley would have loved you,
Alex. But the stuff I was told and then this is I am the
slime. We're gonna come back to the lyrics later. The things
I've been told about uh John Lennon and what happened to
them. I'm not allowed to tell you. Oh no. What? And that's part
of being a journalist is you get told really dangerous,
really scary stuff. Wait. And then you're not allowed to
talk about it. Wait. And I you know, I don't blame people
that know all this for not speaking out though because
you know, when the government sits in your living room and
tells you if you talk about it, they're gonna kill you and
they've already killed people close to you. You have a
tendency to listen to them. The entire way sat in his living
room and they've killed people that Alex that that Alex is
close to. I don't fucking know. The government has killed
people. Alex released the names of those people killed by
the government. You can't because then they'll get killed in
the same way that he can't talk about John Lennon, what he
knows about that. What could he possibly know about John
Lennon? Paul McCartney's been dead since 1962. Oh yeah, you
can't reveal that information. He's still got a good career
going. You can't let him. Someone lied to Alex about
something and he's acting weird about it. Yeah. Wait, what?
Lennon was assassinated by the government? Probably. That
probably makes sense, right? Yeah. But that seems like it's
something he could just basic. He could just throw out
there. Like it's not like he's he's already playing fast and
loose with reality anyways. What is he going to get sued by a
quite frankly that theory is in his wheelhouse. Yeah, exactly.
Right where he lives. Right. So if he started saying that no
one would be like, oh, this one's real. Now, if he then
started saying it, maybe he's actually talking about the fact
that John Lennon was a wife beater and a terrible human
being and if he hadn't been assassinated, I doubt we would
remember him quite as fondly. Oh yeah. So maybe that's what
he's trying to avoid saying. Well, you're gonna get killed now.
You just revealed the secret information about John Lennon.
I think the government has to come to my house first. They
gotta sit in my house. Yeah. Hey, you know what? I never go to
my living room. Yeah. So I'm safe. The government's not
gonna be able to fit all in my bedroom. Well, the government
is a lot like vampires. They have to be invited into your
living room. It's true. Yeah. That is definitely true. Yeah.
Well, actually, according to Alex, the government is vampires.
Yeah. And Dracula's and Renfield. They're pro. So. Yeah. Jordan.
Yeah. We're coming to the end. We are coming to the walking
away. But we have a little bit left here. Alex has an
interview at the end of his show on August 26th, 2015. Okay.
It is a first time guest, but with a lady named Julia
Turiansky. I don't know if you've ever heard of this lady. Is
she the lady that we heard laughing at the? Yes. Yeah.
Grace. I already hate her. She as far as I can tell, done some
looking into her a little bit. There's not a ton of
information out there in the world. Uh she has her own
website. Uh and she is a anarcho capitalist. She is a firm
supporter in bitcoins. She is an anti feminism woman. Why
didn't? Why doesn't she invest in that one, dudes? Uh.
Max coins. Yeah. Why doesn't she get into Max coins? I don't
know. I think she should buy low. Yeah. Absolutely. 20
cents now. I mean, now that the the currency is we we're not
getting back on the gold standard. So obviously we're
going to need to switch to Max coins. Yeah. Uh she is
incredibly uh I don't want to say dumb because she she
clearly has read a few things and it seems mean to call
everyone dumb. You can know a lot of stuff, but you can
still be dumb. I I very strongly disagree with almost
everything she says. Okay. Uh she's terrible. Uh all right.
She and Alex hit it off famously. Of course. They are
flirting so hard. Ooh. Throughout this. Well, Alex is
flirting really hard. Okay. There we go. She's putting up
with it because she knows he has millions of viewers. Yeah.
And uh I found uh ostensibly he has millions of
viewers. I found a Patreon page of hers and I would like to
take a moment to pat ourselves on the back because we've
never been on info wars. We have a much smaller audience than
Alex Jones or even this Julia Toransky. Yeah. She has a
YouTube channel and has way more views than us. Yeah. Uh we
have more donators. Now granted, she makes more money
naturally. That's just because a couple people are giving her
like a hundred dollars a month. Gotcha. But be that as it may,
we bulk have more people. We have more of the public. We are
like the Bernie Sanders man. It's all about grassroots small
donations. We are a movement. Absolutely. The policy wonks.
And when I went to her Patreon page, I was like great if we
started a political party. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. Yeah. I think
we should. I was going to start a political party when I was
in college called the **** this **** party. That's not a bad
name. Sick of it. That's not a bad name. Sick of it. Ask me
about my positions on stuff. Dan, how do you feel about the
new healthcare bill? **** that ****. All right. That's a good
position. I like that. Yeah. I'm going to need one more
example. Dan, how do you feel about the war in Iraq? ****
that ****. You know what? I have joined this party. Yeah. It's
a good party. Yeah. That's the official position to the
policy wonks. So when I saw that she, this Patreon thing, I
was like, we have the potential to be like, we could out
succeed in Alex Jones' guest and that's great. But then I
realized that that guy who was on selling the info wagon is
making substantially less than us too. So like, all right,
maybe we're just turns out info wars. See, yeah, if the if he
really had millions of viewers. Yeah. Then don't you think
those people would get more of a bump out of it? Well, the
people who do listen are probably also not actively
engaged in the way Alex wants them to be. Right. And they're
really only motivated much like Alex by guns and racism. Yeah.
And since she's not really advocating those things, it
doesn't drive traffic to her site as much as she like because
her positions are largely like just problematic, like
extreme libertarian positions. Gotcha. They're the same sort
of fantasy land stuff you hear coming out of like Stefan
Molyneux and those those types got these these people who's
like, who are like, you know, taxation is a crime. They bring
that up because it's something I hate. I hate that position.
No roads. Yeah, no roads, no schools. If your house lights on
fire, you either pay the fireman or you burn that house to the
ground. Well, the way that those are your choices, the way
that libertarians generally get around the roads argument is
that businesses need roads in order to get people to go to
them. And so you just, you know, it's in their best interest.
So the cost then gets translated to you, the consumer.
Well, but the business would make those roads and the
argument that I would say. Yeah, but then you would have to
pay the business for the roads. They would have to then add in
the cost of the roads. There's a further problem to it.
That is the only places you could drive to our stores because
there would be no incentive for them to create roads to your
home or to a hospital or anything like that. It's deeply
problematic. All of the beliefs that libertarians espouse.
Do you mean it's dumb? It's dumb couched in really smart
language. Right. Well, yeah, but that's how that works.
People get tricked by it really easily. And I have a couple
clips of Julia Turansky and Alex Jones and a number of them,
they think they're riffing. They're not. No, no.
But this first one, they advocate for. Conservatives are not
funny. This first clip, they advocate for child labor.
Okay. What? If the state is God, then it's a sacrificial God
and we're the people who are being sacrificed to it.
Because if you call a higher authority, which is the state is
now higher power to most people, then you are not an
individual anymore. You are relying on somebody else. It's
like if you're a 40 year old man and you still call your
mommy for to make you lunch. I mean, it's just that on an
extreme level. Well, now they're saying children, dreamers
are up to age 30. And they're saying that's the new, you
become a man or a woman at 30. And that stemmed from making
child, child work illegal, right? What was the point of
making children under certain age illegal to work? It was to
keep them children until they were like 25. I was about to
say there were certainly abuses covered in the jungle and
other publications. Oh, were there? Oh, were there abuses?
Now they want to ban your kids taking the trash out or getting
eggs out of the chicken coop and they admit that is so they're
a bunch of babbling idiots and aren't confident when in
truth, what you did in the old days is you apprenticed your
sons, mainly but daughters as well. That's not what they did
in to really rough situations. They put them into mind. My
dad apprenticed in basically everything by the time he was
like 16. I mean, I was sent to do apprentice stuff. I didn't
know how important that was. Wait, I thought he was being
recruited by the CIA. Men can't they can't build anything. They
can't fix anything. They have to call somebody for anything
that needs to be done. And my father comes from that same
generation. He grew up in the Soviet Union. You can't call
anybody. You got to do everything by yourself and in a
system like that you have to use black markets and now it's
like, oh, the toilet breaks. I have to pay someone because I
don't have a license to do this. So it's the and it's a
iteration of everybody. You can wait. That's so fucking
stupid. You can fix your own toilet. That's so fucking
stupid though. Yeah, like if you're talking about free market
capitalism, isn't that what you want? Yeah, isn't that what
you want everybody to have a job, right? Mm hmm. So maybe we
have specialists. Yeah. Maybe somebody fixes this shit
because you are capable of fixing something else. Sure. You
are. How there are so many problems. How there's so many
problems with that clip. There's no. Oh god. There were some
abuses some some. Yeah, I will admit child labor was not a
person perfect system. They had some kinks. Yeah, they had to
get also like like their advocation is you should be an
adult at 12. Yeah, you should be an adult at 12. You
shouldn't get any of the rights of an adult until you're 18.
No, no, no, no, no, no. But you should be able to work. You
should be able to not have sex and the or do drugs or smoke or
drink or now fight in a war market. Let them do all that.
Yeah, exactly. Well, maybe that maybe that is yeah. Well, the
idea that like child labor being illegal was in order to keep
people children longer is so fucking stupid. There's so many
reasons to not have children doing especially dangerous jobs
which was what was going on. Yeah, working in factories,
working in mines. Doing the most dangerous jobs because they
have little tiny hands because they have little tiny hands.
You can get in all that machinery and you definitely
wouldn't lose those hands. No, and when you lost no documented
instances of that when you lost those hands, you definitely
wouldn't get workman's comp because that didn't existed.
You were just a person. You were just a person without hands
from there on out. Right. Oh and you lost your fucking job.
But think about all the character you gained. Think about
how much you learned about being an adult being a man.
But do you know what really keeps you from taking out the
garbage? No hands. No hands. Yeah. All that. Handlessness.
We've discussed this in the past to the where that belief
that they're trying to outlaw taking out the garbage comes
from. That's insanity. God. So this lady. That's just
anti-union shit really is what that is. Basically. That's
what they were that's what they were doing is oh you don't
have a license. That is anti-union. You can fix your own
toilet. Yeah. Your cousin can fix your toilet too. Who cares?
You should really be able to know how to fix your home in
order to make sure you can't do anything more useful or
more valuable. If you're a homeowner it's I imagine it's
probably pretty fun to be a weekend warrior type. You
know make a deck or something like that. I'm sure they do.
Yeah. People do that. Yeah. That's why there's a term for it.
You know. Yeah. There's there's that's why we have stores
built entirely around it. There's tons of YouTube channels
that just explain how to do these things. Do they explain
how to take your garbage out? No. You don't have a license.
They explain how to get a license. They got the garbage.
So. You got to go to the DMV. You got to wait for an hour.
It's terrible. So this Julia or she is an anti-state. She
believes that states are intrinsically oppressive. Yes.
And I don't even want to deal with that. No. What I do want to
talk about. I love that they're shitting on a sacrificial
God whenever they believe in a God that demands sacrifice.
Well also like she is a Russian and she moved to Canada.
So there we go. You know what I mean. Yeah. Well that's why
she hates the state because it provides her health care.
Well but there's different states. You know like. Nope.
That's indicative of that philosophy being flawed like
different states are run differently. I can't different
countries are different. No they all become communism.
Also here's the fucked up thing. Alex Jones is super
into nationalism and he's having an anti-state person as a
guest and they're hitting it off. Yeah. Because of their
shared. Well taxation is a crime and we definitely don't
want a state but we do need a state to keep immigrants away
from our country. Right. So the white like I get I have I
have ideological inconsistencies but when I find one I go oh
that's dumb. And then I shore it up. Yeah. You know I'm always
I'm always trying to build it but there's a central ideology
around it and if there is a contradiction I have to grapple
with that. And these people never do that. No their
ideology is whatever they feel like. That's why that's the
problem with these like anarcho capitalist types is that
when there's a contradiction they will a fantasy. Yeah. They
just come up with a fantasy scenario where it's like oh no
this fixes that. Yeah. They're like okay. Yeah it's it's
constantly building this house of cards. Yeah. But they think
that it's that it can never be blown down. No. Like and in
their world they're right. The only problem is they it's it's
the luxury of everybody else knowing they're wrong that
allows them to believe their dumb shit. Yeah. If any of what
they really wanted came into play they would immediately be
like oh it would be a disaster. I got it you guys. Yeah. Okay.
Now I get it. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. You're right. We
shouldn't put children to work because my kids are dead like
the utter terror of the reality of rolling back all of the
liberal progress that's been made over the last say 50 70
years. If it were all to go away we would live in a
terrifying hellscape. Yeah. And but that's that's again.
Thankfully that's the trick of nostalgia. Oh it's not like it
wasn't the good old days. Make it a great again. Yeah. Exactly.
You know I remember when I was a kid everything was perfect
because I didn't have to come to grips with the fact that all
my friends were dying around me. Yeah. So you might be
wondering why do Alex and Julia get along if they have
these foundational differences. One because it's about
she is pretty attractive and then the sold the second call it
Alex Jones will believe anything on the way to a fuck. Yeah.
And the second is that she's into guns and no more guns as a
woman. I own a gun because that is a purple penguin. The word
woman might hurt somebody's feelings. Oh yeah. Soon natural
birth will be illegal because transgender people can't give
natural birth. And by the way don't joke. They're actually
talking about that now. Say I'm a purple. I'm not joking. Say
I'm a purple. I'm a purple penguin who owns a gun and I
think all women should own guns. Oh sorry. All purple
penguins should own guns and I think there's a clip that you
guys can show and I really summarize why quite well. Let's
go to this purple penguin clip. This is a purple penguin with
a gun. Women's rights and gun rights are congruent. Most
females are physiologically smaller than most males. This
puts women at a greatest advantage in a life threatening
situation against a man. A gun is an equalizer. Without it the
quality between sexes is a joke. But wait a minute to even
say that women on average aren't as strong as men is sexist
and is part of the hierarchy of male oppression that you're
defending and helping. I've never heard such thought crime.
It's crazy. Are you saying I can't have a baby? Because you're
claiming I'm not as equal to you in a reproductive way. That's
sexist as well. I'm a purple penguin. I can lay eggs. I
think. I legitimately think they think that's comedy. Like I
think. Do you think they think that's funny? I think he
thinks I'm on fire. I'm dropping purple penguins
everywhere. Yeah. I'm making great points about like gender
roles. Wow. I think he thinks it's funny. You know what? I
think I agree with her. I think every woman should own a gun.
But I think men should not be allowed to have them. Okay.
That's an interesting position. I'm not sure. I'm not sure
that's a policy walk platform. What we're looking for is an
equalizer. Well men already have the physical advantage. So we
have to have women equalized with men have a gun. It's back to
being unequal. No. I think it's you know how I look at it.
I look at it as a game through the barrel of a gun. That's how
you look at it in the future. No doubt. It's a game show where
the first three rounds right there were one point whoever wins
gets one point. Right. And then the fourth round thousand
points. First three rounds don't matter. And that's the
physical stuff. Right. Is the gun is the thousand points.
Yeah. So it doesn't even matter if you're up three to one or
three to zero when right there. But anyway this next one
they're trying to riff a little bit about privilege. I'm just
criminatory. I'm white. So I can't help. As part of the
culture. I am white privileged. You know like how my family
died in communist Russia but I have privilege. Yeah. Well
you're responsible for slavery. Of course. So that's that's
shameful. I'm sad that your family died in communist Russia.
That's interesting. After what she said. I'm a very ambivalent.
I don't know anything about her dad except to use the black
market to fix his toilet. You know what that's true. I am.
I hear I'm I'm against her family. I am sad that her family died
in Russia. Yeah. But a little sad she didn't.
The issue the issue that like when you when you're talking
about privilege the thing that they never take into account
is that there is a societal bias against black people.
That is just true. It is. Studies have shown this over and
over and over again and when Julia Turansky walks down the
street no one knows just by looking at her that her
family died in Soviet Russia. No one knows that and she
doesn't have to reveal that information except by her own
consent. She can give that information up and people can
judge her however they choose. A black person is
immediately seen as a black person. They don't have a
choice about how the world looks at them. Which again is why
half white is not what you would call something. No and
that is the part of privilege that Alex Jones refuses to at
all look at and it's one of the foundational pieces of that
conversation. Well here's another part of that privilege.
Just miss it out of hand is part of the privilege. Right well
exactly. Well then there's the fact she is a gun owner.
Yeah she can own a gun and if she were arrested or if she
were in the process of being arrested they would respect
that. Probably. If she were black she would be dead
with her child in the car. Yeah. No less. Exactly. I mean
there is. Oh lady. Oh there's so much of a white privilege to
that. Right. And then those are hypothetical
situations. No those are very literal situations. Well but not
in regards to her but how many times how many times have you
seen a white man with a gun. Talk to told. Hey calm down.
Don't worry about it. We're going to de-escalate this
situation. Yeah. And how many times have you seen a black
man with a gun who is trying to talk to people trying to
de-escalate it. Get fucking shot and murdered. Yep. That's
what white privilege is. Yeah. You dumb white lady. I
honestly think that there's a more interesting conversation
to be had if she wanted to discuss like the male gays or
something like that. That is it. Yeah. Because she is an
attractive lady and in the same way that she doesn't really
get to choose how men objectify her or sexualize her
being. And you can see that if you look at comments online
certainly about how you know this is one of the hottest
libertarian ladies. You know there are websites that talk
about her like that. Right. And she wants to discuss you
know like that websites like info wars. Yeah. And people who
go to that website. I'm sure I didn't look at the comments on
this video but I'm sure I don't know. Yeah. I don't know her.
There's an entire website dedicated to her feet. That's what
celebrity that's what happens to celebrity when it turns out.
Well I didn't click on it. Well I mean come on Dan you're the
one who's supposed to do the research here. I think our
listeners want to know how are that how them. I feel like
that was not germane to our investigation. No probably not.
So like I said is that what turned Alex Jones to Trump.
No but actually her feet. This next clip is about Trump.
Okay. Julia has some interesting thoughts. Is she all in on
Trump. I don't know let's find out. We're not going to have a
better world with Trump as president. He's still president.
He's still controlled by the same powers. Doesn't matter.
But man is he slick. I do like watching him. I watch his
response to the Univision reporter and just the way he
handled that reporter and kept making him look stupid. I mean
Trump is something else. He does open eyes because he's been
in there. He's bribed the politicians. He's seen the
favorites. Well see he could get in trouble for that so he
owns it. He's really smart. We'll be back. So that's wild.
She doesn't care because he's still going to be a president.
He's still going to be beholden to the globalists I guess. I'm
not sure if that's what she would say but right you know
because she's anti state so it doesn't matter whoever's the
president is still the president. It's still an impression.
Yeah it's still an oppressive society. But she's still much
like Alex was real charmed by his racism. And when they're
talking about him shutting down a Univision reporter that was a
Hispanic reporter. Right. And if you recall that was not a
dignified exchange. No. So I like that. That was very sad.
That was a very weak man. Yeah. Just doing. Yeah. No. I like
though that even her even this anti state and our co
capitalist is I like his racism. Yeah. I think it's pretty
delightful. People love racism. And at the end there they're
like he's bribed politicians. So he knows what you know he
knows this this inside and out. Yeah. You're just saying you
like him because he's committed crimes. Yeah. And he's
willing to admit it. Yeah. That's fucked up. He tells it
like it is Dan. So that's that's a straight shooter. I mean
that's as close to a position on Trump as we get at the end
here of this this stretch. We got two more clips left. This
first one is problematic. In America today we have nothing
in the book burners. We are just as bad maybe to a different
extreme and the Canadians are even worse. Oh the Canadians
you can't even have a legitimate conversation with the
Canadian person. They're scared to voice any opinion to such
and that's the goal. Have any. We said they ban old glory
next. Now schools are banning all flags. Then soon all
images are evil. Yeah. I know a man who lost his entire
career and has been totally discredited and slandered
because he used the term house Negro described in a
situation where it actually happened and we had Cynthia
McKinney the first black female congresswoman from Georgia
support this man. So I looked into this because the way she
presents it is he used the term house Negro in a situation
where it was right. I Dan I'm just going to go out on a limb
here and say she is misrepresenting this situation.
This is from the Ottawa Citizen publication. Joanne St. Louis
is suing Dennis Rancourt for defamation because of a comment
and a four week jury trial began today. Rancourt who has since
been fired by the university he worked at used a racially
charged insult in two articles he posted on his blog about the
university's internal politics. St. Louis who was the director
of the university's human rights research and education
center had criticized the methodology of a student produced
report alleging systematic racism in the university's
academic fraud process. She alleges that his comment likened
her evaluation to academic fraud implying that she supported
racism and acted in a servile manner towards her boss.
Rancourt denies these allegations saying that St. Louis's
interpretation of the meaning of his insult is quote
extrapolated and misguided. So in two instances he called her a
house Negro and well at least he said Negro. Here's his
defense. I guess that's a win. Here's his defense. Jesus.
Rancourt called the phrase house Negro a common term used to
describe privileged minority members who act to minimize the
concerns of their own groups. St. Louis was the first black
female law student at the University of British Columbia
and the only black woman ever elected as a bencher at the
Law Society of Upper Canada. Common term. You can't walk
down the street frankly. Yeah. Can't look. Every time I go to
the store it's just thrown around. Yeah. You know like some
people say what up. Sure. And I say house. Right. Jesus Christ.
But her presentation of it is her presentation of it is so
appealing to people who agree with it already. It's like
because you don't know like I don't know how you defend the
idea of actually calling someone that because the way the way
she's presenting it is he's talking about it in a
situation like you're thinking he's talking about old time
slavery days and it's like in a historical context or something
like that and because he used the word these PC sensors come
in. It's like they're trying to take the n word out of
Huck Finn. You know like that sort of thing. Right. It's not.
He did not like what someone said. He disagreed with them and
he called them a house Negro twice. Yeah. That's not okay.
No it's totally fine. I mean it's free speech. You can't stop
it. It is free speech. You hear it all the time. It's free
speech but at the same time a burrow. There's consequences.
You know what frankly in his world it is a common term. Yeah
probably that argument probably makes sense to him. Yeah
probably because the world within which he lives and maybe
Julia Teransky it's a you know maybe it's a common term for
her too. It shouldn't be. Anyway let's hope not. We have
used remarkable restraint in not bringing up the fact that
Julia Teransky is Russian and maybe is working for Putin.
Really? Because she's not. Okay. I was going to say wait
what? Did this just take a really crazy turn here? I just
want to take this opportunity to point out that just because
someone is Russian does not mean that there's something
nefarious involving their government. Yeah and I definitely
don't think that somebody whose entire family was murdered in
Russia. Communist Russia. Yeah. It's different now. Putin
strong man. But who cares. Okay never mind. Never mind. Who
cares. We got one more clip. We need Kings. We got one back
Kings bring back chivalry. I want to fight duels. She's first
on the list. We got one more clip. Yeah. And it's kind of
long but I want to give you some setup. Okay. What ends up
happening is Julia and Alex have had some nice riffs. All
right. They're having a riff fest. Thinking they're thinking
they're funny. Yes. And then they get a call of someone who's
trying to tell Alex that he's wrong about everything. Do you
know what here before we go before we go further like as a
comic listening to these people riff about this horrible
shit thinking it's funny. These are the same people who would
go to a comedy show and immediately get offended. Oh I
imagine these political correctness is out of control
and then they go to a comedy show and they go how could you
say that. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you. They're trying to talk about
how Trump should be killed. The people who insist on having a
clean show are the same people who fight against political
correctness all the time. Totally. Yeah. I look I can't say
fuck on stage but yeah sure go ahead and defend somebody
using the term house Negro. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the fucking bad
guy. Meanwhile flash forward two years and Alex is like
screaming about that Shakespeare play. Yeah. So I mean it's
all bullshit. So stupid. It's all performative bullshit on
this part but he gets his call and if the guy had been allowed
to speak I legitimately think he would be making some of the
similar points that I would make and you get to hear what
Alex's response to it is and it's not great. Okay. Here we go.
This is pretty fun especially. This is this is you living
through living vicariously. Sort of. This is a little bit.
I think I would do a better job. I think I'd have more at my
disposal more information this guy perhaps because I've been
studying this right but he still does. I don't think I don't
think anybody would have more information at their disposal
than you at this but this guy does a pretty decent job.
He's better than that one caller we had a couple months
back. Okay. Cool. But here we go. It's so fun based on how
like they're living in this fancy free world at the beginning
of the clip and then it fucking turns. Okay. It's great.
Well, I'm Rachel Maddow. She's a man and if they attack that
on there give me a break. It's humor. Well, she's a public
figure. She should anticipate. I'm going to be honest. Rachel,
I want to date you. They say it takes changes to get over
and I mean I think I think he's good looking stud. She has
nice suits. I mean look admit that she's a good looking guy.
I admit it. You know, she is. I can't watch her because I
get a bit hot. The bit is over. This is legit flirting too.
The bit is done. Like if you watch the video of this,
Alex is leaning closer to her. Oh, is she in studio? Yeah. His
oh boy. His body language is getting real. He's like I hope
she brought her gun with her because she might need it.
So at this point she has just said that she can't watch
Rachel Maddow because she gets all hot watching it. Yeah.
Listen to Alex's response. This in any other environment would
be sexual harassment.
Really? You're attracted to Mr. Maddow? Oh my god. We're going
to have to compete. You are actually attracted to him too?
Yeah. He's taking me off for steaks later.
Oh my god. We gotta get serious here. Okay, let's get serious
with Bill and the Neil. Bill is calling from Tennessee.
Alex Jones predictions not happening. Go ahead. That's
it. Um, I must do you off and off for a couple of years now
and so far, I mean, let's see. Um, where the FEMA camps? Alex
who's coming for your guns? Alex? Jade Helm. You pipe that.
Nothing happened. I'm sorry. I mean, you just consistently
fear longer and fail this and no, no, no, no.
Build a bird. Nothing happens. You're, you're continually
saying that and nothing ever happened. And before you say
it, that's just the easy way out.
Are you a joke caller trying to make me look good or are you
serious? I'm serious. Well, we never said, Jade Helm, let me
talk. You made some statements. Just excuse me for a moment.
He actually asked questions. You said on the Skippers Network
right coming up, you said that I was saying Jade Helm was
going to be a takeover or you imply that. I never said that.
That's a construct of my boyfriend, Mr. Maddow. You
expand upon that with a bunch of other statements about
where's the FEMA camps since I first started exposing
emergency centers in the mid nineties when we were
confirmed it through classified sources about the
reeducation camps under the different programs like a
civilian inmate labor camp program that was declassified
in 99. Now they have released the army manuals for the
emergency centers establishment system where it
admits the plans under emergency to round up
political dissidents and put us basically in forced labor
camps. You can read that at army.mil. We wrote articles
about it linked. We're, we're trying to fight them getting
the guns. They've taken the guns everywhere else in the
world, but a handful of nations. They admit they want
our guns. They're talking about taking the guns away from
Social Security recipients now. That's mainstream news.
The borders are wide open outside of law. They're shutting
off power plants outside of law. That's cool. They're
signing us on a trillions of derivatives outside of law.
They're delivering armored vehicles, a local department
saying it's for the veterans and gun owners. And I mean,
look, we're, we've stalemated the enemy 95%. They're kind of
still winning in a few places, but we're in a death battle.
And they've done mass confiscation, illegal confiscation
of guns in Canada as well.
Absolutely. But this guy calls in and says nothing's
happening and laughs with in a satisfied way like I've
been proven wrong. I mean, it's like declaring that
Mark Twain was dead when he wasn't. I mean, you're a
joke, Bill. I mean, are you for real?
Is Mark Twain dead?
Are you for real? Who can deny we're descending into
tyranny?
I think that's tyranny. Yeah, Alex is everywhere.
Tyranny. Look behind you, tyranny. Again, FEMA camps.
Have you, where, where, where are they? Alex, what, who's
been put in FEMA camps, Alex?
You say you've been listening for years. You can type in
Re-educationCampsManualInfoWars.com and then you can
link through to army.mil and read it. And then you can
read mainstream news articles that came out a month after
confirming our report. We broke the secret documents from
the FBI, state police, federal marshals, uh, seven years
ago. National Guard. About the plan to put. Coast Guard.
Uh, and, and demonize and go after patriots. And people
still say that's fake. I mean, the truth is we're not
lying here. You're hoping people don't go look up these
army manuals. You're just targeting people you think
are stupid. Let me give you the field manual. Let me
just give you one of the field manuals. Okay, FM
three dash three nine dot 40. Are you able to write
stuff down? That's it up. Alex, shut up and answer my
questions. I'm going to put up because this is serious
stuff. Okay. Don't act like a weasel punk. Put it back on
screen for him please. FM three dash three nine dot 40
internment resettlement operations February 2010
leaked in 2012. The army first denied it, then confirmed
it two weeks later. So that is I wonder, Dan, if you may
have read these, I haven't read the whole thing because
it's 372 pages long. That's a big field manual, but I have
skimmed through it. I've read a bunch of relevant portions
of it. I've also read the things that people have written
about it. Found the passages that they think are really
scary, right? And they're not. Where are the FEMA camps?
There aren't any, but this this manual this FM three dot
dash three nine dot 40 is I love their morning shows. They
have a great zoo crew. Well, it's it's a manual for
operations overseas. Okay. And the reason that they were
pissed off that it got leaked is that now it's public
information and people in other countries know what the
army's operating procedures are. Right. And there's a bunch of
stuff in it about essentially what it is is a huge
document about best practices is the way I would put it.
And they describe the steps and the chain of command that's
involved with taking hostile populations in foreign
countries with cooperation from the host governments to to
sort out huge groups of people and encamp them.
There are also unfortunately and this is why Alex has
freaked out a couple paragraphs throughout the
entire thing 372 pages. There's a couple paragraphs about the
need the possible need for using internment in the United
States. Oh, that's not good in the event of a massive
terrorist attack or a natural disaster. They're not laying
the groundwork for the the government coming in and
interning dissidents or anything like that. They're just
talking about applications of when military operation would be
appropriate within the boundaries of the United States.
Right. And in cases of massive terrorist attacks
and in cases like the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina,
there were the need of people who were trained in like
because say what you want about the Superdome. It was run very poorly
but that is essentially internment. That is managing masses of population
in a way that can be organized, that can be
decently run. So it's not fucking chaos. Yeah, absolutely because it would have
been otherwise. It would have been absolute fucking chaos.
And it all it still was kind of chaos because they
they didn't have firm groundwork in place. Like a lot of this stuff that's in
this field manual wasn't there. Right. At the point of Hurricane Katrina.
Yeah. And so they didn't have as many. So here here we go. This is
this is from an article about this field manual. The field manual also
broadly discusses a variety of psychological operations
for use in managing detainees including identifying malcontents,
trained agitators, and political leaders in detainees communities in order to
remove or reduce antagonistic attitudes. Passages like these reflect lessons
learned from the operation of internment facilities in Iraq
where psychological operations officers performed an intelligence function
in managing camps that held as many as 10,
tens of thousands of detainees at their peak. At the beginning of the Iraq war
and even through the 2008 surge, there were few guidelines and regulations to
help soldiers conduct these massive detention operations
according to a former military officer who conducted detainee operations
in internment facilities in Iraq. Quote, I would have loved to have this field
manual five years ago, he said. The vast majority of guidance in the
manual is intended for use in foreign theaters, he said,
noting that only a handful of paragraphs from the 326 page manual
address domestic operations of any kind. An army spokesman speaking on
background said that the current spade of online
postings had taken passages from the manual significantly out of context,
conflating wartime operational guidance such as the psychological operations
with peacetime operations in which a limited number of the manual's
principles would be applied in U.S. soil in exceptional cases such as during
relief efforts such as after Hurricane Katrina.
So the problem is that if you really take
what's said in this manual, it's not that scary. It's not really,
it's certainly not a blueprint for interning U.S. citizens.
Right, but if you are, if you are somebody who is of the opinion
that all of these disasters would be manufactured,
right, like Hurricane Katrina, Bill Gates has weather weapons.
Exactly, yeah. Or and that the government would then
use those as an excuse to intern everybody,
then yes, that does sound scary. Problem reaction solution.
Yeah. Everything reinforces the last. Yeah.
Yeah, and I get why Alex, I mean, because we know that Alex doesn't know how to
read and we know that he doesn't know how to
integrate knowledge, new information into his brain,
I definitely get why he would read something like this and be like,
well, here's the proof. Here's the smoking gun. We do it all along.
Yeah. And it's not accurate. It's not real. It's not true.
I mean, the thing, the document is true, but his interpretation and his use of it
is not. There are a lot of really fucked up things in the document though if you
go through it because they're talking about
wartime internment. Right. So there's stuff about like
binding people and you know, you know, silencing people by
gagging them and stuff like that, but that's talking about fully on climate
changes side. I think we're bad. I think we're bad for the world.
It's stuff that's kind of difficult to read and you know, I'm not, I don't support
a lot of it, but some of it is kind of how you have to run things.
Anyway, Alex is wrong about this. Yeah. And this guy is about to point out
like what Alex does and that is that he takes a kernel of something true
and then lies about it. Yeah. And Alex's response to it is fucking
perfect. Okay. It's so perfect that I mean,
there's just no way to get through to him. It's fascinating.
That was covered by major newspapers. Are you saying that isn't real?
Every time you have something like that, I research it, you take a small bit of
truth, it's a small bit of information, enter into a huge thing and usually end
up being wrong. Okay, that is total bull just like
Planned Parenthood said none of the videos were real.
Then they weren't selling the body parts. Oh, the
the Planned Parenthood didn't sell the baby parts.
If you're talking about running research things, they do.
Well, let's do this. Why would they sell body parts?
Because they make money? Uh, no, they don't sell body parts. They
research the research solution. Sure. And they pay for storage and
transportation. Sure. Bill, are you a social worker?
So, Bill, are you a social worker? This is crazy.
This next little chunk here is crazy because Alex has asked him if he's a
social worker and I don't know what Alex
is getting at, but he's really fixated as that being
a way to discredit him, to discredit this call. Somebody,
somebody helping people out. Right. Gotcha. So, this is like,
this is somebody whose job is to help people out is the quickest way to
discredit somebody. Well, you know, he has like this distrust
of psychiatry and psychology. Right. Right.
So, I mean, I kind of get where it comes from, but man, this is weird.
That's irrelevant, Alex. That's my question. Why would they sell body parts?
I'm going to ask you one more time. Are you a social worker?
That's irrelevant. That's irrelevant, Alex. Okay. What is your profession?
No, I just hear this. You're in your own little power paradigm
where you're ruling over everything and you think you control reality and you
think you can run a spin golly on me and gas like me and you
can't do it. You can't do it to our audience. Listen, I'm going to ask you
again. Are you, you, you work for a state government?
That's irrelevant, Alex. It's not irrelevant. You know what Alex is.
Hey, let's just see if I'm right with my little hunch here.
Tell me right now, Mr. Big Brain, are you or have you ever been a social worker?
No. So, that's great.
No. But you a big dummy. But see, you see what he's doing here.
He's trying to invalidate this guy's very real argument that is
you take a kernel of truth and then lie about it. Right.
And he's like, oh, what you're doing is you're trying to sound really smart
and you, you're a social worker. You're living in your own parallel reality.
Right. Right. That's what you do, Alex. You're trying to gaslight me.
Coming from Alex Jones is the craziest sentence I've ever heard.
All he's doing, all this guy who's calling in is doing
is making a very valid point. And Alex knows that that point is the most
dangerous point for any of his listeners to hear. Right.
Because that does make them want to actually look into the things he's talking about.
If the argument that Alex Jones lies about the sources that he uses
is introduced into the conversation, then that whole you can look it up argument doesn't work.
Right. Because then someone might. And that's the only thing that he fears.
Yeah. Because he's walking on a thin sheet of ice. Right.
And that's going to crack it. So he has to fight back aggressively.
And he does so by changing the subject entirely and going after the person as opposed to responding
to the argument. Absolutely. And then he a classic move straight out of FM 3.09-443.
Absolutely. And that was declassified. Where in the government says what do you do?
That was that secret. What do you do? That was that secret program.
Dan, what do you do? That was the secret program that Dr. Group was involved in.
Yeah. I'm sure it was. So he spells it out as much here in the end of this clip.
He says basically, you are just trying to make my audience. You're trying to lie to my audience.
And it is just a knee jerk reactionary defense mechanism.
Right. And it's pathetic.
And he's kind of like, why doesn't he answer that question?
Or does he feel like he just by saying money, that was it?
Oh, you mean the Planned Parenthood one?
Yeah.
Because he's dumb.
But I mean, what he really, like he says, well, I mean, of course he says that he wants to debate
things, but he just cannot be challenged.
No, but I actually think that he thinks that Planned Parenthood is making a killing off
selling these baby parts. Okay.
And I think that is a piece of it.
But that doesn't make any sense.
No.
If Planned Parenthood is making a killing, then go ahead, government, defund them.
They're just going to sell more baby parts, man.
It's a scam.
They're going to make up that. They're going to make up that slack.
See, his argument would be that the globalists get spiritual power based on the killing of
all these babies and the Satanists that magically appeared any anti-abortion.
Right.
Right.
They feed off the energy of dead babies.
But he definitely can't use that in an argument with a guy.
No, Planned Parenthood itself is just making money on it.
So they're, they're into that.
Gotcha, gotcha.
But it's just, he's so fucking dumb.
Anyway, let's play the rest of this.
So you're not a government worker?
No.
I'm interested. What is your profession?
Why, why is that relevant?
Because I just wonder how stupid you can be.
Oh, that could be.
Every time you say, every time you've read something Alice in the air,
I have gone and researched it.
And usually it seems that being one small,
that's a lie to target new listeners or people listening on WBCR to the thing we're not telling
the truth.
No, we put up a full manual that talks about processing people with their social security
numbers and families.
And I've got footage myself shot and countless other videos of people screaming,
I'm an American, don't put me in the camp, don't take my guns in videos.
And the police saying the M wrapped tank.
Those videos that he has are not people being put into camps.
There are people who believe his narrative screaming that stuff.
Yeah, I was going to say they're not.
That's just people screaming.
Yeah, they're not on the way to the camp.
It's not proof of anything.
No.
And then also the next thing he's going to say is about this sheriff from Spokane,
saying that they have a lot of armored vehicles and what have you,
and that the main threat that they're concerned about is constitutionalists.
They are worried about right wing militias.
And Alex takes that to mean they're coming for our guns and it's when he's arguing with
this guy who's accusing him of taking kernels of truth and lying about them.
He's doing exactly that.
Yeah, it's fascinating.
But also it's just to turn off new listeners.
Yeah, that was the weird thing.
But that's the defense mechanism.
What new listeners?
I don't know.
But if you are a new listener and you hear that, you're like, oh, he's used to this.
This happens all the time.
Of course, these globalists want to discredit him.
So they have these people call in these social workers who won't admit that
they're social workers.
Great, great.
Social worker.
Yeah, it's great.
That's how dumb you can be.
Yeah.
And then again, personal attacks and he gets to more of them here in a minute.
Are for the American people.
Now, is that not true either?
Are your friends training if they're size as they do?
Yeah, if they're training to take on veterans and gun owners and they say the armored vehicles
are for us, what does that mean, jackass?
That's a good question.
I'll see the conversation has gone a nice turn.
No, no, no.
You are a stubborn jackass.
In the Bible, it talks about people acting like an ash.
I think you're giving this guy time.
You are acting like an ash.
All right, I appreciate your plan.
I'll quote Stoshina Komodo, who invented Bitcoin.
And he said, if you don't get it, I don't have time for you.
Great.
That's it.
That's not good.
I mean, that's not a good way to think about the world.
Oh, of course.
I mean, there's loads of people who feel that way.
And it's a defense mechanism.
And I mean, people don't have to, you know, people.
No, they used to tell me that there was no such thing as the NSA 20 years ago.
No such thing as echelon.
I'd have major whistleblowers on.
And people would say that wasn't the former producer of Nightline.
That wasn't the former NSA officer.
And you don't have to believe everything.
But now it's all out of the open.
Proving right again.
Proving right again.
You don't have to believe everything that anybody says.
But there must be, if you don't understand that there's something deeply wrong
with most things that we are told,
then you are living in a fog of your own illusion.
Okay.
Sure.
Well, I mean, I don't need to call him names.
I mean, I'm intellectual enough to come up with terms for it.
But when somebody acts like a baby and just puts out this info, he is a jackass.
I still think he's a social worker just from the way he was speaking.
Oh, that's why he didn't answer the question.
Because you don't want to say yes.
He'd rather say.
What?
Yeah, I think he was lying.
Why would you want to say yes?
I've just learned the self-satisfied.
They're not all like that.
Some of them are nice.
But I've run into that.
I've just learned the little self-satisfied thing.
Like they're in control.
They talk real soft to you.
Like you're a joke.
It's all kind of sentient.
You know, whatever, buddy.
I'm guessing you're very familiar with that tone.
And I'll say boy or girl, father or mother, husband, wife.
I'll never say purple penguin.
Yeah.
Well, there's something deeply wrong.
You got them.
They want to control everything like cult leaders.
There's a man.
Because they're building a giant crap
03:23:06,100 --> 03:23:08,420
You people produce, you know what?
And we're sick of you.
We don't want to be led by you.
We don't like you.
We don't like your labels.
Go to hell.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
When America's throwing people like Russell Brick in jail
for starting a website while and giving him a harsher
sentence than people who have killed multiple people.
That's the guys.
Who's that?
That's the guy who had the silk road.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
That's the guy.
When you're the largest drug trafficker in history.
Oh, they're just putting you in jail for it.
And admittedly, I don't agree with drug laws.
Yeah.
No, I agree.
Admittedly.
But I don't think that guy was innocent.
He also tried to get a assassin to kill somebody.
Yeah, exactly.
So part of the silk road was being able to hire assassins.
Yeah.
So great.
Great.
Good point.
Raped multiple people.
We know that there's an agenda of oppression and control in America.
And the government is scared of independent thought.
Look at how Canada extradites people that say the Holocaust didn't happen.
Now, I may not agree with what they're saying.
But the point is, these people get put in solitary confinement for decades in Germany,
aren't Zundle and people because someone said something political
that Canada didn't agree with.
That's a tyranny.
Yeah.
And the interesting thing is Israel themselves
denied the Holocaust for the first few years after it occurred,
because they were embarrassed.
So there was a whole portion of Jews who just denied that it ever happened.
And nobody was prosecuted for that.
I mean, this is, we still have to adhere to.
Even if you want to hear it.
Well, once they set the pressure low on Jews in Israel because of the Holocaust didn't happen,
we're saying 5,000,000, 999,000 died,
then they could start arresting you for everything.
Free speech is dead.
Free speech is dead.
Purple penguin, you don't say that?
Yeah, it's terrible.
It's dead in Canada.
It's happening.
You guys still have the Constitution and the Bill of Rights protecting you in some cases,
but it's being a degraded to a huge extent.
Hey, you want to host the next segment?
I've got to go to a business meeting, but you're going to leave back to Toronto tomorrow.
You can come in the next segment and actually take these phone calls.
Yeah, phone calls.
And then cover news.
It's an 18-minute segment.
But right now, let's go to Neil in Ohio.
Neil, you're on the air.
Or I'm sorry, that's a male name.
Oh, fuck you.
So Alex Jones just lets her take over the show.
Does she?
Does she?
It's not great.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, Alex was like, he doesn't have a business meeting to go to.
He's just pissed off that this caller called in and ruined his fun.
Yeah.
He was having a great time flirting with this young lady.
Yeah.
And this guy calls in and he's totally right.
Alex is flummoxed, has to get super mad and attack him to show his alpha male dominance
for this lady.
It doesn't quite work out the way he wants it to.
He starts calling names, calls him a jackass, calls him stupid.
Then after he gets him off the phone and the danger is gone, he's like,
I don't have to descend to name calling even though I just did.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's a mess.
Jesus.
What a mess.
So this is the end of our investigation.
Still no real evolution on Trump.
I love her pulling out that quote of like, if you don't get it,
I don't have time for you.
It's such a dumb, that's so.
Do you remember the comedian Arslan?
Hey, wait, hold on a second.
Are you telling me you don't know how to add?
If you don't get it, I don't have time for you four year old.
Get the fuck out of here.
There was a comic named Arslan who was famous around these Chicago parts were saying,
if you get it, you get it.
If you don't get it, forget it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But also, I remember him.
That's a really bad mentality to have when your position is that you are one of the only
people who knows truth, right?
And that if everyone doesn't get on board with your truth, we're all going to die.
It's really bad to be like, if you don't, I don't have time for you.
Hey, listen, if, you know, if you don't want to be part of the, you know,
defeating the threat that we can only defeat if you're a part of it, I don't want you,
especially when he's spent so much of his time being like, I don't want to fight with people.
I just want to help people.
Yeah.
I'm just, I'm just here to open minds.
Right.
Fuck you.
You don't agree with me.
Fuck you.
All he wants to do is fight with people.
Totally.
And he wants guns and dueling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He wants, he wants someone to be like, Alex, you didn't read this thing you said you read.
I demand satisfaction.
Yeah, exactly.
I challenge you to a duel.
That would, yeah, that would be his perfect world, wouldn't it?
Alex could defeat us in a duel.
There's no doubt.
I can't draw fast.
Um, I can duck.
Okay.
I think that's against the rules.
No, I'm pretty sure it's cool.
All right.
Anyway, you know what else is cool?
Our website, knowledgefight.com.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Do you know what else is cool?
Our Twitter at knowledge underscore fight.
That's correct.
And, uh, if you'd like to donate to the show, please do.
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That way people find us and stuff.
And we're on Facebook at, uh, Knowledge Fight.
That's correct.
Also, we got, uh, big things coming down the pipeline.
Gonna have.
Gonna get a tripod and an iPhone.
Yeah.
All at the same time.
Gonna have, uh, also new episodes of that's what they want you to think.
Me and Marty DeRosa's conspiracy podcast coming back.
Behind the paywall.
Excellent.
Only for donators.
So get excited for that.
Gonna dangle a carrot somehow.
Oh boy.
Our next episode will, uh, the next new episode will be about the Denver airport.
Oh, fuck.
Yes.
So that's as crazy as space camp.
Not really.
No, but anyway.
It is a suspicious airport though.
I'm pretty, I'm pretty stoked about it.
It's not that suspicious.
No, it's super suspicious.
Anyway, have you seen that horse?
Yeah, I've seen the horse.
Uh, do you know what that horse is?
Fun.
Yeah, it is.
Do you know what's great about that horse?
What's that?
It's still alive.
That's true.
Do you know who's not still alive?
Wait, wait, you're doing the wrong version of this.
Oh shit.
That's right.
Which did we switch to?
We switched to saying, fuck you, John Rappaport.
Oh, okay.
God damn it.
I screwed that up.
Fuck you, John Rappaport.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first-time caller.
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
I love you.