Knowledge Fight - #702: July 11-12, 2022

Episode Date: July 15, 2022

Today, Dan and Jordan explore a couple days of nonsense at the beginning of this week.  In this installment, Alex obsesses about Hunter Biden, brags about his documentary, and also threatens to cut h...is own penis off. Citations Dreamy Creamy Fundraiser

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys knowledge everybody welcome back now let's try them down I'm Jordan a couple dudes sit around worship at the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Alex Joe oh indeed we are Dan Jordan Dan Jordan quick question for you what's up what's your bright spot today my bright spot Jordan I've mentioned on the podcast already that I've been moving some stuff around in the apartment to make things fresh sure and a big part of this Jordan was to create an insulated space that I could use for a particular reason now I am not here to tell you that
Starting point is 00:01:30 there is a plant warning you may want to watch for some plants oh boy to be coming back I got deep into growing plants was that about a year ago year and a half that was that was probably like right before the beginning of the pandemic I think was a little bit after I think so okay but I was deep into the green the thumb territory and it was a great hobby it really did a lot for my mental health and I just felt great love these little little green things yep yep and unfortunately there were two problems that came at me in a pincer attack one was that I did a terrible job with watering I didn't really understand
Starting point is 00:02:14 what I was doing I over watered these plants sure he ended up with a fly in festation right that ended up leading to me getting rid of all of my plans it was a very funny situation how many bugs then the second thing that was coming at me was that I had an inability to grow a lot of things based on a concern for Celine sure because a lot of things are toxic to cats and even beyond that things that aren't toxic to cats she would find a way to fuck up and eat she would eat my plants yeah and it infuriated me yeah she fucked up a lot of stuff to you yeah yeah so I have rearranged things in such a way that I have an isolated space
Starting point is 00:02:56 that I can keep Celine out of and I could be more careful with the watering right and I'm very excited to reignite this hobby right I mean I have been trying to get you to start your own hydroponic grow room for a long time because this obviously isn't gonna last that much longer you might as well deal if you're gonna do it you know like man can I get an egg you mix potato and you mix toad right and you got yourself a meal my man I think you just need toad well but you need a full stop this is not going to be a toad sanctuary I'm not growing weed all right you're gonna have to keep going to the dispensary yes
Starting point is 00:03:37 that was my main concern unless you want to try it like I said smoke this potato I'll give you a potato you can turn into a bong if you want that well I mean that you can turn any but wait do you have a special potato that you can turn into a bong yeah cuz you can turn any potato I've been cross pollinating growing a bong potato it's kind of like it's got a little coating on the inside the car hole absolutely yeah yeah that's a good one what's your bright spot other than your forthcoming bong potato that would be that would be a bright spot no my bright spot Danny's I'm writing your coattails on the video game stories yeah
Starting point is 00:04:14 yeah so for me I'm finally into the Three Houses Warriors oh yeah the three hopes really enjoying that I don't know if I am but I'm very lonely and I'm taking a lot of fictional characters on expeditions right now your partners out of town so you got to do what you got to do I'm not cheating but I am really thinking about what Mercedes is is feeling about tea so I know I'm not cheating on my wife but it doesn't feel but it's not always tea it is the three hopes this is the problem the three hopes it gets into you know people's feelings about about politics expeditions I'm asking them questions yeah
Starting point is 00:04:53 oh man it's terrible actually this this will revisit this in a second no okay but we have an episode Jordan sure episode to do today indeed we're gonna be talking a little bit about shit that's gone on this week with Alex Jones mostly covering the 11th and 12th of July 2022 and hey a lot of it's really fucking stupid that's about right buckle in for that disgusting and some of it is really really stupid all right it'll be a nice mixture a melange of the two that's what we do yeah but before we get into business on that let's take a little moment Jordan say hello to some new wonks oh that's great idea so first
Starting point is 00:05:31 L you're almost through all of it thank you so much you are now policy wonk I'm policy wonk thank you very much thank you next scuba Steve's father thank you so much you are now policy wonk I'm a policy wonk thank you very much thank you next master voodoo fitness guru of occupied Texas Long may he gained thank you so much you're now policy wonk I'm a policy want thank you very much thank you I think I might have said this one already but just in case I didn't okay little birthday for Matthew love your wife K why thank you so much you're now policy one I'm a policy wonk thank you very much also the wife's name might
Starting point is 00:06:03 have been Kai that's possible next Gabe stew to baby Adams thank you so much you are now policy wonk I'm a policy wonk thank you very much and my wife is getting tired of me warning her of the globalists thank you so much you are now policy wonk I'm a policy wonk thank you very much and finally Jordan yes Lorenz Hellman Gloucester thank you so much you're now policy wonk I'm a policy wonk see this is where it was gonna come back I see what you're saying I did this person asked what our favorite houses are sure so I just figure we do a little little little breakdown right right I'm a black Eagles person sure I
Starting point is 00:06:40 I've started with the blue lions both times and they're the worst yeah you you kind of but you gravitate towards being unsatisfied by like royalty like yeah yeah yeah also also I generational power you want to live within it but you want to be bothered by I mean part of what's so enjoyable about it is that he's he's the main character Demetrius essentially just abuse not stop and I do appreciate that happening to royalty well that is an enjoyable thing for me yeah but now the Golden Lions charming seemingly carefree they don't have a lot of baggage going on everybody else's is crying and there's tragic backstories and
Starting point is 00:07:23 family and shit and Claude is just having a day I find no spoilers here for you Jordan but I find that the Golden Lions story in the three hopes yeah is annoying oh well that sounds about right to I'm having trouble experiencing it ah but yeah I just like the the black Eagles I think they're the characters are better burn a data burn a dead is great that I just Adelgard sucks I I like Adelgard but I don't like Hubert wow if you like Hubert we are fighting yeah that is my challenge he strikes me as a weirdo all right let's stop talking about fake characters no they're my only friends right now dad trying to reach
Starting point is 00:08:06 across the aisle to connect I love it so there's a couple of out of context drops that I'm not going to use for today I'll play them later okay but for now here is an out of context drop from today's show I love friends family neighbors are liberals and they're all like you're right we're wrong we're yeah bunch people a bunch of liberals coming up to Alex you're right we're wrong friends families a bunch of liberals coming up to him saying you're right we're wrong totally sounds right so we're gonna start I told you we're gonna mostly be covering the 11th and 12th sure that is true I promise right right but we're gonna talk
Starting point is 00:08:44 at the beginning of this about a little thing that happened on the 10th right that was Sunday's show and Alex starts his segment here in a little bit of a mood but that's not what this bitch wants not what I want at all I want and now they're injecting six-month-old babies with their poison have a stack of mainstream news admitting it erases your men's system and causes blood clots and doesn't protect you a national polls show the vast majority of Americans know that so we're winning the fight but they've already killed millions of people they're preparing new right weapon releases that are far worse what we just saw
Starting point is 00:09:39 we just lived the beta test now our enemies are going operational but God is in control and God is holding our hand God has his hand on our shoulder with guardian angels and it's so real and I've been so real I should experience you know it I can't even tell you all about it it's totally the enemy any operational information but just explain something this is 100 real and you don't need me to tell you that anymore you've seen it for yourself can't talk about stuff because I don't want to give the enemies operational information yeah great I always like it whatever he's not talking over the song with anything it feels like
Starting point is 00:10:23 he suddenly started talking to the song like the song was like money and he's like and not just money but also they want again you're like wait a second here the song can't hear you well the key is the the the you belong to the city and he's like oh you can't feel it yeah well that's what you gotta do yeah yeah but it's not good when it's Lana Del Rey and honestly I think you need to do a wellness check on Alex anytime he's coming in for break with Lana Del Rey because it usually is a harbinger of something troubling yeah and this case is uh no exception so thank you for joining us on this live sunday broadcast that is literally in defiance to everything these parasites and these psychopaths and these demons are doing it's a real blessing so I'm exactly where I want to be I've just got
Starting point is 00:11:13 to turn it loose and give it to God and stop getting so upset to see their operations because in the end they will fail I give it to God here on here and ask God to bring me to the high place that King David talked about quiet place the most high and the league got to direct me so that I can continue this operation because we have been given nothing but success nothing but victory it has been spectacular and you the viewers and listeners you did this and that's why when I salute you I'm not into self harming but I just like I fully want to take this dagger and just cut a finger off right on there to show you how much I appreciate you and what you've done let's give it up a finger to make these people's nothing yeah you're good man
Starting point is 00:12:08 you're good all right you don't need to do that okay this reminds me of when he had a skull on his desk and he was just like why doesn't anybody ask me about what this skull do you want to talk about it tell me about the skull is a riddle let me tell you something it is the fuck up people need to talk about this skull I put this very clearly bullshit thing on my desk oh why is morons into talking about the skull the background of my show a checkerboard for some reason yeah it's absolutely yeah I do think I mean obviously this is a desperate attempt for attention so a lot of people fell for yeah oh but hook line and sinker on the other hand we've talked about this a tiny bit off air there's an escalation aspect to this because generally he has talked about cutting
Starting point is 00:12:52 off his finger before sure he has not brandished a knife that is true he's full on got a dagger that is nice it is a little bit weird oh man it's it also I think that you can tell from the listening to it but if you watch it it is you know exactly this it's right it's jarring yeah that comes out of a bit out of nowhere yeah I feel like maybe there's there's a Twilight zone episode to be had about Alex wherein like the the devil appears you know whatever however he does in a Twilight zone episode and just he forces him to do all the things that he says so Alex accidentally says I'll cut off and then he starts to sweat and the big that was close up in his eyes and he's looking back and forth and then the devil looks right at him and he just
Starting point is 00:13:42 slowly chops that finger off and it fades to black and you're like holy shit that was a good Twilight zone this is the sequel to Liar Liar exactly yes the Twilight Zone version the horror movie version of Liar Liar yeah so a lot of people got caught up in this amplifying yeah they're great that was fun good work everybody but so here is how Alex's bizarre display wraps up he talks about cutting off his finger says he's not going to do it and then he goes to calls that's basically how this goes I'm not into soul farming but I just start typally want to take this dagger and just cut a finger off right on there to show you how much I appreciate you and what you've done because give it up a finger to beat these people's nothing
Starting point is 00:14:32 you have changed the world you have stood up against evil you have turned the tide and I salute you and I thank you and you've got that from the very bottom of my heart you've got my full commitment because you need to know in the universe they're real people you need to know in the universe there's people like you who aren't evil who don't serve satan that's why they all day say I'm an actor all day say I'm a fake all day say I'm a fraud with no evidence because they know I didn't sell out to them they know you didn't sell out to them they know and I'm not going to cut my finger off to prove that no yeah we all we all knew that I say that Alex is a fucking liar and a fraud and as evidence I
Starting point is 00:15:23 submit the past five years of my life represented by about 700 podcasts that demonstrate the lies that he tells and more importantly the specific strategies he uses to push his dishonesty yeah so uh Alex please feel free to rebut that evidence I I wish I wish the story of the boy who cried wolf what mattered uh but then I think about it more and then I realized that that's that's not how the media and Alex work like Alex says he's gonna do something outrageous and the media reports on it and it's like the boy who cried wolf except for it's like if the boy who cried wolf gave the media 20 bucks every time he cried wolf and they're like I need 20 bucks today so I'll yeah oh no he's crying wolf this time for sure well it's an unfortunately symbiotic
Starting point is 00:16:08 thing sort of yeah you know because it's an easy story Alex uh said some dumb shit that's pretty funny everybody's gonna laugh at him five seconds and it's easier than taking the time to you know maybe go over some of the content that is in his show that is tough yeah that that sucks yeah um and it it maintains this like there's maybe a hope that uh you can tell yourself that's like wow people see this and realize he is out there and it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't have that effect no holding on to hope that people like oh my god he is he is not a trustworthy source of information he threatened to cut his finger off yeah I just don't I think it's unproductive yeah if this were earlier in the podcast I would have a how not to cover Alex 100 about this but I've grow weary of
Starting point is 00:16:56 saying the same thing over and over too many too many too many too many too many no I mean the you know the boy gives him 50 50 bucks when he cries wolf he doesn't give him 50 bucks whenever they point out he's a giant fucking racist true true it's hard to go back to the boy crying wolf after you're like this motherfucking racist piece of shit not only cries wolf all the time but he's actively leading to the downfall of your fucking civilization and they're like no we'll take 50 bucks yeah it's it's not newsworthy that alex has once again threatened to cut off his finger it is newsworthy some of the other shit that he believes in yeah that uh is is a problem so we jump in here on July 11th and alex has a hot take on Sri Lanka there are massive riots
Starting point is 00:17:42 and government-building takeovers by individuals saying death to the new world order down with Bill Gates down with Klaus Schwab they're saying it in Sri Lanka really they're saying it in the Dutch countryside they're saying it in Texas they're saying it in Chile and Venezuela they're saying it all over the world in Brazil leading the charge with the best leader to come out at a national level fight for freedom in the last 50 years don't say it wow so yeah apparently the Sri Lankans uh well Schwab yeah they were mad at Schwab hate them yep hate them okay wow okay I'm I just don't even I don't care I won't engage with that other than to say stop it no but alex loves Bolsonaro the best leader national leader in the last 50 years right and I guess
Starting point is 00:18:37 I guess that's I'm trying to see where the cutoff is there I guess Andrew Jackson was before that that is true that is true right Bolsonaro is best right he has some other uh fellows that he likes they meant to carry all this out and blame our national leaders as puppets but enough leaders got in like Orban and others to expose it we have enough talk show hosts reaching big enough audiences to get the truth out like this broadcast the blast point the detonation point patient zero of liberty the epicenter this audience activist you did it once you know the important work you've done so you'll keep fighting harder because we're winning Tucker Carlson's of the world hammering the great reset in the new world order it hurts to watch alex embarrass
Starting point is 00:19:24 himself like this throwing his support where he does but it seems to be his thing these days for one thing I would love for alex to come on his show and name one specific thing that Bolsonaro or Orban have done to make him support them and it can't be some vague bullshit like they stood up to the new world order or they resisted the covid takeover they hate Klaus Schwab I want specifics mostly just because I know from listening to this dumb show that alex has no specifics right is no idea who these dudes are he doesn't know what they what their policies are right I mean I imagine if he could he would be like well bolson bolson arrow accelerated the decline and in fact destruction of the entire amazon rainforest dooming the planet to further destruction no no no no
Starting point is 00:20:06 no because the planet's carbon starved so you got to cut down those forests great in order to release morceo to in order to save the world right and then Orban beats the shit out of journalists on the daily so that's again right on there you know first amendment yeah absolutely um yeah I find it even more embarrassing is this continuing fetishization of Tucker alex needs to wake up and realize that Tucker doesn't like him Tucker defends alex when defending alex is a useful prop for him to use to attack his targets but he does not give a shit about alex and to illustrate this point here's a clip of Tucker attempting to argue that his great replacement conspiracy theories actually aren't all that crazy this is not something that I made up or found on the internet I don't even really go
Starting point is 00:20:54 on the internet this is something that democrats including you know the architect of obama's last victory have talked about at great lengths in pieces monographs on television they've written books about the um so this is not like some crackpot alex you think when you talk about the central strategy of the democratic party so to be like how many uh that's so casual for Tucker to defend his own racism when he's confronted with it it's second nature for Tucker to attempt to claim the high ground by insisting that his racist theories are solid and based on real stuff unlike alex jones whose racist theories are crackpot shit the dynamic here is very simple on one level and then there's a little something underneath it that makes it a little bit messier the simple
Starting point is 00:21:37 aspect is that Tucker just wants to differentiate himself from a symbol that all right thinking people can agree is insane and that is the things that alex jones says it's a trope yes it's a scapegoat yeah the more complex thing here is that the theory that they're discussing the core of the great replacement conspiracy theory is something that alex and tucker agree on identical yes alex yells about the great replacement tucker yells about the great replacement so in order for tucker to really get away with this kind of dodge that he's attempting he needs to clearly articulate what it is about his great replacement theory that's so factually based on scholarly and what aspect of alex's great replacement theory make it turn into crackpot ravings tucker can't do that
Starting point is 00:22:20 because they have the same theory and it serves the same political purpose for both of them to attack alex's belief in the great replacement theories is to attack your own position which is why tucker does this dodge the way he does he pretends that alex doesn't preach the same shit that he does in order to use alex as a punching bag in an attempt to bolster his own credibility if tucker were to be engaging honestly and he believed what he was saying he would give this same defense of his replacement theory being based on factual ground and instead of attacking alex he would say and you know who is way ahead of everybody else on this alex jones and lauren southern with her documentaries if he truly believed this shit and he needed to bring alex's name into it he would be
Starting point is 00:23:02 paying homage to the people who are preaching this gospel long before tucker realized it was profitable he doesn't do that because to him alex isn't an ideological forefather he's a punching bag and a prop to use to maintain his shaky grasp on public respectability and if i were alex i'd probably be offended by that i'm sure he's not though because he knows that all the people he interacts with are self-interested backstabbing liars and nothing outside of the accumulation of and exercise of power really means anything to any of these fucks yeah i mean once you start licking boot there's no what are you gonna complain about the different taste of boot come on now he likes he likes boot but you kind of hope that like you you hope that alex would feel hurt by somebody
Starting point is 00:23:47 clearly being like you're a fucking sure ranting lunatic right i'm going to use you as an example of the thing i'm not when i'm being accused of being a racist conspiracy theorist right now you're so smart you're so smart that's such a smart idea right that's what you got to do you got to play the smoke screen because i know deep down you actually totally like you love me you totally love me but you realize that the image of me in the world is such that you can use me as a shield and it doesn't hurt either of us i know i am right no i think what's really really fucked up is that alex even five years ago used to be that thing that pushed the overton window you know because he was so out there the republicans could take a more extreme position but they would still have
Starting point is 00:24:35 to moderate in terms of that it feels like now it's just a smoke screen they all say the same thing alex says and then they're like well we're not like alex and it's like no no you're there man you don't get to do that anymore it's it's to some degree alex is like a focus group kind of absolutely let's see what's really gonna excite people yep let's see what we can get away with see let's let's let him test drive some of this shit that is that is such i would describe it as exactly the way things are going now that's a bummer yep so alex spends a lot of time talking about hunter biden's iphone on this episode that's the nickname that is used by hunter biden's niece for him and it looks like his father and we cannot show you this information on air
Starting point is 00:25:31 a lot of it is illegal sex trafficking and obviously him in bed with children that look like they're 10 years old as trophies we cannot show you and we will not show you the pedophilic material on air and quite frankly after i looked at some of it i just stopped looking at it last night because never in my life have i looked at things like this and as a journalist i'm a pundit an analyst but i also am a journalist and i just i i just can't look at it i will not look at it that's okay you don't have to look at stuff man that's fine he doesn't he doesn't have to it's true it's true so with this stuff i really feel like it's gotten to a point where the police should just arrest hunter biden and then alex can try and get a charge to stick in court
Starting point is 00:26:19 if he can prove his case hunter can go to prison if alex can't then alex goes to jail for defamation and malicious prosecution there needs to be some stakes to this because it's just unacceptable yeah so here's the situation as i understand it okay someone on four chain claimed that they'd hacked hunter's i cloud and released a bunch of stuff from it including pictures and videos of hunter with crack and sex workers okay the authenticity of the material isn't fully confirmed which is actually something we should be careful about because it does appear that some of it is previously unreleased stuff at least according to motherboard there's an article there that made that uh claim but in situations like this because of the really dicey origins of the stuff being
Starting point is 00:27:01 put out it can be very difficult to know what is the genuine product of a hack and what could have been slipped in along the way so i don't know what to do about this until right something's more authenticated by the respectable source other than some weirdo on four chain i'm confused about the whole hunter biden thing do do do people care do they think we care do they care i think i think that some people care there is a positive correlation between caring about hunter biden stuff and the Durham report i mean yeah yeah they're the only people that care i mean i care in as much as i think that um there's there there seems to be a problem yeah uh that that maybe there's a personal but do you know what it isn't mine no it's not my problem no and i think i think
Starting point is 00:27:53 that if things were what alex is describing it would be a problem that's a crime let's go do that that's for everybody else to take care of but from everything i understand this is a outrageously sensationalized yeah way alex is describing this well and look i just i growing weary of hunter biden stories first it was his laptop now it's his i cloud i mean jesus next thing you know i'm predicting uh that jacob wall is gonna announce that he got his hands on the graphing calculator yeah that hunter biden used in junior high that sounds about right it's got some fucking sketchy shit on it oh dude you should the even the even more simple one you turn that upside down that motherfucker is dirty it says boobs i know so i i just i mean i don't i i don't know if this is a
Starting point is 00:28:42 crime then deal with it i just don't understand why i'm tired of hearing alex say stuff that doesn't go anywhere and is disgusting i mean i honestly and i just don't care if if you had him on one of those strongman things where if i hit the thing with a mallet hunter biden would actually go flying up and his head would hit a bell i still wouldn't care i just don't care i don't care about him nope so um alex uh in his mom yeah they have a theory there's something that's gonna happen that he's never gonna get that titty again uh well that's not a theory on her part she said no um but no there's a theory my mom's a really smart person and when biden was installed a year and a half ago she said mark my words and i've said this many times here we go told you this she's and every
Starting point is 00:29:30 time i see her she says that she was marked my words they're planning to kill biden as a false flag the only way to get rid of him and then make all the crimes he committed not seem as bad in a way to change the subject and they'll claim it's some right-wing gun owner that does it and i agree with my mother i also think a right-wing guy is regular my smarts you could say but i think it's pretty much a common sense thing your family sounds fucking annoying what are you doing yeah so yeah alex is well both think that uh they're gonna kill biden is a false flag man what a dinner conversation this is the only way that hunter's ipad story is gonna go away is if they false flag kill joe biden you know it is it is kind of fascinating to think that like
Starting point is 00:30:15 when i sit down at the dinner table with my family for like Thanksgiving or whatever you know we talk about stuff we talk about our lives and then even if it gets to politics or something like that we're still talking about stuff grounded in reality you know like it seems to me that when alex does that and either sitting around the table they're all just in a writer's room just tossing out bits just like okay here's what's gonna happen all right the north koreans are gonna dot dot dot and that's how we know it's gonna happen and you're like what are you talking about i'm picturing like alex's mom pulling him aside and being like look i got a hot oh okay that's what i'm picturing like they're at a they're at one of a little they're at a little league game i got you
Starting point is 00:30:56 i got you meet me under the bleachers i got a secret yeah no that makes sense that makes sense uh yeah but alex really thinks this is gonna happen but also he's not predicting it he's predicting it though no he says it's gonna happen no no no but he's not predicting that is predicting he is predicting it well sure he's not oh god damn it and i agree with my mother so i am predicting it bring a lot of my smarts you could say i think it's pretty much a common sense thing the way they're building this up that they're gonna kill by i really think so common sense i'm not predicting it's gonna happen i'm saying there's a very good chance they'll kill him before the midterms i'm predicting the deep state who cares about the midterm flag
Starting point is 00:31:38 i give it a 90 probability in the next 120 days 90 later 90 the president's gonna die in the main election but they're definitely positioning all this they could have an october surprise yeah that would be a surprise in october okay so if you get this i mean this is the way this shit works with alex right it's like i'm not predicting this but i am predicting that the globalists are gonna do this is a 90 but i am not predicting this right it's just give yourself a back exit escape route when shit doesn't happen although i'm gonna feel real dumb if uh biden is false flagged i mean the next couple months listen i still won't feel dumb i refuse to feel dumb if he's false flag murdered fine fine honestly i do think that what this is representative of
Starting point is 00:32:28 an indicative of is that alex is responding to the idea that there is such a fever pitch that it's growing yeah with the things like the january sixth committee uh thing things like uh the continuing covid situation oh yeah um you know there's a pretty good chance that someone might take a shot at bite yeah absolutely and i think alex knows that the people who would are people who are ideologically very much in sync with him oh totally no if the if the doj puts on their big boy pants and actually charges trump with a i mean any number of the crimes you know that they proved he did already i got really excited there because i thought i might still have the it's big boy pants that would be that would be great not not in my itunes but yeah the
Starting point is 00:33:13 moment the moment they really try and give them a perp walk you know people are gonna start putting putting bullets in long rifles it uh it it seems like it's not a zero possibility and alex recognizes that so he's preemptively creating totally this storyline and uh hey man it's just it's gonna happen but also it might not so i set it before the break one of the major moves if i was the globalist i would make i'm not calling for violence it's a terrible thing it'll actually help them i wish no harm against biden or any of these people i want them to be tried and put in prison do process but i've already determined the outcome so do process we already knew but it is killing them putting out accurate polls if you go into the methodology the polls they always sample 15 points
Starting point is 00:34:00 more for democrat and they always bake into these polls higher numbers but now biden is polling in the 20s joe biden's approval rating six historic 29 percent believe me folks it's way lower than that it might be 10 percent wait wait wait wait wait wait so they're doing they have real polls now because they had fake polls before right but also these polls are also fake yeah they're still super fake wait so so they're faking a historic low that's their idea of how to do this they're like good plan good plan we gotta juice this historic low to be less embarrassing yeah listen he's hitting 185 he's going down to the miners man there's nothing to say it's over we gotta save face with an all-time low what are you doing no he's hitting 201 it's going down
Starting point is 00:34:58 man it doesn't matter didn't cut wow yeah it makes sense though when you really think about it no it doesn't no it doesn't so oh boy we got uh we got talk of energy crisis yeah in texas again and alex refuses to understand how texas's power grid works well sure uh if you do it's bad for business that's very convenient they're following the great reset of the bilderberg group and its public relations arm the debos group the world economic forum texas grid operator warns of blackouts that was months ago they're not allowed to use coal they've shut down most those plants they're given massive million dollar a day fines if they do and they've got to get permission to even do that and get fined if they don't prison time remember a year and a half ago
Starting point is 00:35:57 on valentine's day a week before they sent a letter saying we know a big blue northerners scheduled to be here in about six days we need to be able to up the capacity these coal power plants and gas power plants and joe biden who just gotten into office said no with three big exclamation points now this is just straight up pathetic for one alex is completely lying about pretty much all of the details of that blackout but if you zoom out he's actually also lying about the entire reality that the blackout existed in and there's a good reason for him to do that texas's power grid failure is an indictment of his ideology the reason there were outages like the ones that happened traces back to a deregulatory agenda where the texas power grid is disconnected from
Starting point is 00:36:46 the two major countrywide ones so they can avoid any federal oversight alex needs to lie about everything related to this case because if he doesn't his listeners might catch on that those blackouts were a tragic and deadly example of why his political ideas are bad you won't go to prison for having a coal burning power plant there are plenty of them in texas this shit is pretty sad but honestly the alternative to lying here is recognizing that deregulating the power grid in texas was a really dumb destructive idea which alex can't do without admitting like hey my guys were wrong yeah i listen okay it's 2022 if you're like a big solution is burning coal fucking get out of here die you're too far we're in the future we're in the future in in the jets since they had cars
Starting point is 00:37:37 that go boop boop boop that was that why don't we have energy that isn't coal well it's because coal is magic man dirty coal there's big stores of coal out out west in the us only here in the us and in china enough to run the country for hundreds of years and not thousands they say just in the us alone it's all clean it's called clean coal there's it's so clean it's pure carbon there's no lead no mercury no nothing there's tons of really toxic coal as well and i agree we should use the clean coal first alex thinks clean coal is a different gotta use it first he thinks it's a different thing oh my god as opposed to a series of processes that are attempting to make coal cleaner he thinks that it's a different rock here's okay a different mineral it's oh this
Starting point is 00:38:25 coal is clean all right if if the number one thing that your energy source competed with in its heyday was fucking horses it doesn't count for now it's 2022 come up with a fucking something that uses not coal look i understand where i don't want to fight cowboys i understand where you're coming from but i also think it's uh you're distracted from the fact that alex thinks the clean coal is different than coal i understand that but i think they all do which was the point which was the point of just calling it clean coal but the the the reason that i'm stressing it is because he clearly has no idea what he's talking about or he's intentionally lying to his audience for the sake of big uh big coal yeah no he's he's scrub it down that's what i mean it's just
Starting point is 00:39:10 regular coal but they scrub it down first so all that dirty soot is gone no no no alex that pure coal alex thinks that you also have to use scrubbers but clean coal is like you know how you you know you see the chunks of coal sure black right these ones are like gray they're clean they're clean all right it's a different thing completely come on so alex being pedantic saying that alex talks a little bit more about the uh the power grid yeah we know the plays they run we know their scams of their build back better system and that was the power operators months ago and now they have come out with the actual announcements Reuters today texas grid operator warms the potential rolling blackouts today Reuters ercott issues call for voluntary conservation
Starting point is 00:40:00 that's right you've got to conserve because they cut your power you're learning in this great transition like germany said no more heating in your houses the government's going to put warming tents on every street where the government will give you a place to be warm so groups like ercott are making these sorts of announcements because they know that the alternative is to connect the texas grid to the interstate infrastructure and that's something that's this heavily conservative state isn't going to go for they would rather die and have rolling blackouts than to give up this imaginary sliver of freedom that they think that they have from the federal government a solution that would help with the problem is categorically off the table
Starting point is 00:40:39 so the way to live with it is to ask people to voluntarily limit their energy intake this is not build back better or the great reset this is conservatism in action right as for germany they didn't say that people couldn't heat their own houses that's just something alex is making up to scare the audience the german government is concerned that russia may restrict the gas supply that comes into the country and this would create a huge energy crisis come winter this is a potential emergency that may come up months from now so to prepare for that possibility some cities in germany are setting up heating halls where people can go to make sure that everyone has access to a safe warm place to be alex is intentionally misreporting this story because to cover it sincerely would
Starting point is 00:41:21 reveal things he doesn't want the audience to realize first the potential for this german energy crisis has to do with putin restricting the supply of gas that flows into the country the audience is supposed to think that the globalists are meddling with energy not the guy who alex is pretending uh is fighting the globalists right that would be confusing yeah that would really fuck up their heads yeah second the story is about the government setting up emergency centers to save the lives of vulnerable people should the worst case scenario come to pass alex presents this as a government saying that you can't heat your home and you have to depend on big brother for warmth because if he didn't people might ask uh like why are you opposed to humanitarian
Starting point is 00:41:59 efforts to make sure that people don't freeze to death on the streets and in their homes i mean not even just that the simplest humanitarian effort yeah you don't even need to talk about this it's when we go on on the fucking l yeah there are heating things because it's fucking cold yep that's how it's just the same shit god damn it yeah just more centralized in like a hall that's dedicated and and i mean but even more importantly than that that this deregulation is why they're having the blackouts and the conservatism being the issue it is also that the people who run ERCOT are billionaires who make even more money whenever you can't have power if if they lost money for a moment they would come out and they'd be like holy shit guys we really fucked this one
Starting point is 00:42:43 up it'll give us a little bit more profit if we're good good people that that that may be true for the uh the companies themselves the ERCOT's actually just the electric uh electric reliability council of texas sure it it may not be them that has the harsh profit motive uh necessarily right i'm sure they're not at all captured by those energy companies that would be insane fair enough yeah and and also just to be hyper clear there are other factors at play that relate to why these energy crunches are happening but a large amount of the burden could be taken off by not making your fucking entire electric grid independent in order to avoid federal oversight not being stupid and stupid and dumb so stupid so uh you made a really good point about the
Starting point is 00:43:32 idea of alex's enemies getting a fair trial uh and he seems pretty fixated on that broadcasting worldwide in defense of human liberty we are the resistance we are the real republic from enemies foreign and domestic the black sheep it's alex jones and proud of it humanity is getting off its knees humanity is rising and i ain't getting chills from my entire core of my body might have met with dr toots i can see you i am so proud of the people as far away as shri lanka from the netherlands to mexico to brazil to south africa to nigeria to kenya from eastern europe the pacific islands humanity is taking the blinders off and the globalists are going down
Starting point is 00:44:38 what we need is nuremberg two world trials we need them convicted we need to march up to the gallows and we need to break their necks but only once they've been given a fair trial which will be so thin the fairest trial anyway they never got they will dangle for the world to see in full hd thank you for joining us ladies and gentlemen yeah so like let's imagine that there is a trial for claus schwaab and george sure sure and they're equated yeah is alex gonna be cool then no no i don't think that fair trial that's not a fair trial i don't think it'll matter too much to him elections that we lose are stolen and if trials that don't go the way i want them to
Starting point is 00:45:31 are rigged at the kangaroo court you know i don't think anybody should be allowed to talk about sri lankans if a sri lankan group would break into your home steal all of your shit live in your pool and then beat you to death for being too rich i don't think alex gets to be like congratulations sri lankans because if his house was there he's dead which house uh exactly yeah yeah also uh go fuck yourself with this idea of nuremberg two you should not be in favor of world courts i mean alex you don't believe in world authorities that takes away the sovereignty of nations he doesn't want world courts he wants americans to put this court on the world for them to see i mean i guess functionally that is probably what he wants yeah but you shouldn't
Starting point is 00:46:18 if you don't want a one world government don't argue for world trials i mean i do feel like what he really wants is for us to put sticks stakes with dead bodies on the border of the united states claus schwaab and bill gates and all that beware globalists no what he wants is for people to kill them yeah and for him to keep this flimsy veneer of i like the rule of law don't hurt anybody that's what he wants yeah anyway uh you mentioned sri lanka so did alex and here he does again u.s secretary of state anthony blinkin said growing food insecurity around the world has been significantly exacerbated by the russian aggression against ukraine yeah maybe one percent of it no it was two years ago they signed on to the paris climate
Starting point is 00:47:11 accords and they cut the number of cattle in the country by half first year it's 30 percent just like it's happening in europe really happening you will eat some bugs you will owe nothing and you will like it so alex is just making shit up uh sri lanka signed on to the paris accords back in april 2016 and they were a party to the kioto protocol since 2002 the information alex is providing is just made up to you can go to the sri lanka government's national livestock statistics page and you'll find that the number of cows has been steadily increasing year over year the professional numbers for 2021 included an approximately two million liter increase in average monthly milk production but i guess alex can just say whatever he wants
Starting point is 00:47:53 provide no evidence for it and expect his audience just not along with it because that's the game i mean how do you even come up with they just killed half of their cows whenever the truth is they have more cows how do you do that well it's because these stories all sort of revolve around ideas of emissions sure no and cows with the methane guy no i get i get that more responsible farming i get that thought process but still you know that's a that's a mighty riff yeah and the sri lanken livestock sector is mostly made up of smaller operations of course and those are less uh damaging in terms of environmental impact yeah so um look you know we need coal burning fire fire plants why coal because they're good for trees i i swear to god i've done
Starting point is 00:48:48 with this coal power plants are good for trees i hate it all the studies show there's a bunch of them so that trees and plants directly downwind all around coal power plants grow much faster and healthier because there's higher carbon dioxide that hasn't dissipated out yet the bad guys in furgully aren't this evil it's fat look up hydroponics look up indoor growing look they pump carbon dioxide in and humans walk around and it's doesn't make them sick because it's it's not bad for us the exact opposite is actually what most studies have found namely that coal fire uh fired power plants are associated with tree death in the surrounding area likely due to a combination of air pollution and particles that change the ph level and nutrient composition of the soil
Starting point is 00:49:30 which sometimes isn't good for plants right alex's example there about humans walking around in co2 and being fine is actually a really good argument against his own position no one is saying that we need to get rid of co2 entirely because that's stupid and obviously co2 exists as an important part of many natural processes however excess co2 has really negative consequences on these processes and there's plenty of evidence that our actions have increased the levels of co2 in ways that are dangerous so let's compare this to alex's human example sure just walking around there's co2 in the air and if you and you're fine generally that's cool because it's a low enough level that there isn't a problem however once the air becomes more concentrated with co2 it becomes
Starting point is 00:50:15 really dangerous to breathe at about five percent composition you may end up with some respiratory problems and it could become serious but the real issue is when you get over 10% at which point you'll likely have convulsions you could end up in a coma and you might die when you get higher than that you're in a situation where you'll probably lose consciousness pretty quick and if someone with a mask isn't there to help you you'll die there yeah co2 is super dangerous to people when the levels are high enough but it's a normal not dangerous part of life when the levels are in check this exact same principle applies to the larger ecosystem and if alex is so certain that co2 isn't dangerous to people he should do a live stream where he goes into a room where the co2
Starting point is 00:50:57 levels are like 30% so he can show everyone how safe it is i'm i'm waiting for the day and i don't think it's going to be that long but you remember when that asshole brought a snowball into congress and was like see climate change isn't happening you know i'm waiting for the asshole to come in with a jar of co2 and like unscrew it and then release it into there and be like see co2 doesn't hurt any of you today right and i just i it'll happen it's going to happen you know that's going to happen and when i say i want alex to go into a room 30 co2 what i mean is i want there also to be a medic there to drag him out i just want a demonstration of him passing out i don't want him hurt i don't want him to die i just think it would be funny if he had a lot of hubris
Starting point is 00:51:39 like when man cow uh waterboarded himself right yes yes exactly like that that time that alex took uh that uh chip out of the homeless person's arm right he didn't do no he didn't do that he made a big deal out of that he said he was gonna do it he said he was going to do it yeah he said he didn't even bring it up he said he'd done all the paperwork in the hippo forms and everything done paperwork yeah amazing still waiting any day now so alex as a guest um it's a guy who's running for congress and he also used to run on the football field okay there is an incredible is it hersel walker no no no it's conservative candidates across this country and i'm so excited about the victims i'm a hidden kid too primaries geron davison is going to be our guest for the
Starting point is 00:52:24 next 40 minutes or so then we're going to open the phones up and take calls to balance the broadcast i didn't realize until i set it up that way that it could have been hersel walker it could believably have been hersel walker yeah no it's not okay so geron davis is a former football player who's getting into the political scene now sure so he's running for arizona's fourth district and the reason he's caught alex's attention is that he recently put out a very extreme pro ak-47 campaign at sure davison is one of five candidates in the gop primary that's taking place on august second and due to the fact that he's a primary candidate who's on alex's show who isn't running unopposed i'm gonna predict he loses knowing nothing else yeah arizona's fourth
Starting point is 00:53:05 is a republican plus 22 district so whoever wins that gop primary will get elected uh but that's still a pretty big hurdle with the field of five yeah this is a really good strategy for these fringe info wars as candidates and it's troubles me that they're taking it you attack the primaries of super safe gop districts you're probably not gonna win but there's a chance that you do and if you do it's a cakewalk into congress and it's a cakewalk to stay in congress you have the incumbency advantage so crazy this is the only way lunatics like the sort alex loves are going to get into office so if you're a political strategist your best bet would be to look at cooks partisan index and just focus on getting insane primary candidates into races in most of
Starting point is 00:53:48 those heavily gop uh districts yep and then the more airtime you get them in congress the more cover they give to the insane republicans who at least talk like people right i mean it on on some level if you're even just like a i mean it's playing with fire but if you're just a mainstream rhino republican strategist that would even work to your advantage yeah yeah maybe don't do too many of these primaries challenges if you're trying to maintain the status quo but it does it does work to your advantage yeah yeah i mean it's not hard to see how the unintended consequences of this strategy are going to come back and bite them in the ass by and all of us but most of them will be dead by then so they don't care it's us who are going to be bitten the ass which is unfortunate
Starting point is 00:54:33 would you like to know exactly what it's going to be like if davison goes to congress oh i would love to you know you won't you don't like this uh-oh when i get in here i'm going to wedge war against these evil evil people people don't understand and this is where america needs to wake up and understand right now you need to wake up right now because your sycified churches and pastors are not going to come to the rescue they are not involved in this spiritual battle you need to understand that evil is evil and america does not understand how evil is because they think that this is some kind of movie this is a real evil takeover and they're coming to take your children from you they're coming to take your wealth your life and everything from you right now hey man uh the guy
Starting point is 00:55:13 you're talking to thinks everything uh in movies are real yeah so also what you just described the government coming to your home taking your children your stuff and then your life that sounds like a lot a lot like a movie yeah and also i mean look this he's he wants to go to congress to wage a holy war yeah you know because that's how you want government to work it's not no no no so what happens personally no no no so here's how it goes what happens you want somebody uh specifically probably young to really fill their brain with absolute garbage nonsense and then later on like the manchurian candidate they'll appear from nowhere and spout back bullshit at you and then there's a good chance that your other bullshit people are gonna vote for him who fucking cares
Starting point is 00:55:58 look i don't want a holy war luckily i don't think he's gonna win the g.o.p primary but if he does bad stuff's coming yeah that's a holy war americans have to realize this is a total war amen this is a complete war the the the spirit that was with god he saw god he was created by god he watched god make the stars and the planets and everything and the bible says in jobe that they rejoiced when god made all of these things and he was the sovereign elohim but these spirits with with the god and saw him and knew him as god but yet rebelled against him what you think that goes just stayed in heaven or was just between the pages of genesis and exodus yes that evil is prevalent today and it's in the democrat party and we have to stop right now what you're right i mean
Starting point is 00:56:44 they're at war with us that they admit they're at war they are just shutting everything down yeah so bible demons uh yeah why why does the devil pick the democratic party the devil should pick a maybe it's a literative oh that's true democrat devil yeah i mean but you know if you're the devil wouldn't you want to pick the more effective party oh wait democrat devil righteous republican it's right there it's right there in front of us all you have to do is understand letters you know when alliteration gets involved the human brain breaks down well i i yeah i agree but also here here this is scary shit like this these ideas that are being espoused essentially they're like biblical demons still walk amongst the earth and they are at the democratic party
Starting point is 00:57:30 yeah i think a lot of people would be scared if they knew how many people truly believe that yep look my point is yeah that you know i don't want this guy to get in and i think he's probably not going to true because uh here is how you can support him go to jeromeforconquers.com go to get involved i'm raising up an army of two to four thousand people that are going to knock doors make phone calls share my content make means means are very important right now and they're very powerful make fun of the left laugh at them make jokes at them take my video and share it make a meme of it we are going to go after them and we're going to wear them out they don't have a sense of humor and laughter really wow their spirit so let's laugh at them and share this content send five
Starting point is 00:58:12 ten dollars to my campaign send twenty dollars tell people to donate because the the the g.o.p isn't funding me they're not helping me this thing i started on right now i'm maxed out but i'm going to make the maximum action i can make what is that three thousand dollars it's uh i think it's you're going to have to go about it it's i think it's like fifty eight fifty eight thousand dollars good i'm going to make a donation 100 today to the campaign because i mean we got to be all in here you're right if people will just realize you got to spend your money to save your money americans have to realize this is a total war a man this is a complete war against demons who now live inside the democrats and have been on earth since the bible times
Starting point is 00:58:55 and watched god create the stars yeah and you need to make memes to boost my campaign and give me money i mean it is amazing it is amazing that even with the devil's help all obama could do was get a watered down bullshit health care bill passed that's with with the devil yeah god damn so drone leaves and we get some calls this call made me sad i've had conversations with people and they look at me like i'm a freak because i believe all the stuff that you're you're spitting but you know yeah i mean you read between the lines you can see these things happening our government is run by satanic pedophiles they have their signs the covenants and they're trying to bring about you know honestly the second coming of jesus christ this is you know we think things
Starting point is 00:59:45 are bad now it's only gonna get so much well you're right and the devil's there to actually fulfill a prophecy we're very well said well then why are you mad at him i don't know i just get really sad whenever people are like people think i'm weird because i keep believe i keep expressing i believe in weird stuff yeah yeah i mean that's gone that's a that's a consequence of believing in all this weird stuff people are going to treat you like you believe that stuff my advice to anybody before you read between the lines try reading the lines oh man the lines are usually more important than what's between them read those lines and then if you read the lines you might find out that the spaces between them are actually spaces so you can read the lines
Starting point is 01:00:23 because if you read between them then it's just black ink all over the place yeah i think that you know stuff in between the lines often is really an art of analysis and assessment but you need to know the lines in order to know what you're analyzing and assessing yeah to to skip that step is really like thinking that you can do a 900 before you can stand on a skateboard sure sure you cannot listen you need to get good at standing on a skateboard before you're gonna even do a kickflip if you're doing shakespeare in the park don't improvise a mid-summer night's dream don't do it what are you doing drunk shakespeare in the park wow then then maybe you are well you know so so was he look this call also bum me out really want to thank you and your show and i have
Starting point is 01:01:09 to tell you that x2 i take it religiously and i never used to dream now i dream constantly what i mean they wake me up they're so hard and exactly brother again what are you doing adventure taking x2 is an adventure nothing we promote as a fraud i would rather be tortured to death in line it will change your life x2 taking x2 is an adventure i can't believe that is that's absurd if you went to your doctor on anything and you were like listen i guess i feel good it makes my dreams hurt so bad i wake up well i i mean basically what this guy is expressing is i mean he always dreamed he just is remembering or maybe the dreams are more vivid now sure sure there are substances and some chemicals that are known to make you have more pronounced dreams is
Starting point is 01:02:02 there caffeine in x2 i would assume so yeah yeah that'll if you take it that'll it's weird that alex was talking i didn't cut a clip of this but alex was talking about x2 and he's talking about makes him so viral and like it's a boner pill again it's like it wasn't that supposed to be what you know the superman mentality was and they're all boner pills i think they are so alex gets back to his prediction that he's not a fucking prediction don't say it's a prediction it really feels like if he agrees with the prediction then that means he is also alex is not predicting the biden's gonna be killed okay i believe it doesn't mean it's gonna happen but we're right about 95 percent of the time i mean here's the why believe me you edit it out out of context
Starting point is 01:02:45 i said three or four days like on july 1st on that friday i said hey i've heard from high level sources roger stone the talk to trump mtg all of them trump said i'm gonna run in july i don't know if i heard anybody covering this no you didn't yeah it was a worldwide exclusive i don't remember much of a big deal you made but i don't think i heard anybody covering alex covering it no not even after he said so no i think we just made fun of him yep his plane's done repainted american flag on it i mean i didn't just talk to them i talked to four people that talked to trump they said yeah he's gonna announce in july as early as monday and i said hey he's gonna they were the foremost least reliable people ever that's what i was told these are real people that talked to him
Starting point is 01:03:34 he didn't do it and i hope we can expose this whole thing has happened i hope we expose their plan to assassinate biden and it doesn't happen now did i get told that by roger stone no i can look at their moves and what would help them get rid of this liability and blame it all on him but also make criticizing his agenda bad and that's what they'll do makes perfect you don't need me to tell you that obviously you're like no try to kill joe biden i don't but it's my mother a year and a half ago and she's never liked us grabbed my arm we were over there a family dinner she's a medium they're setting biden up they're gonna kill him oh every gets the blame probably before the midterms i'm like okay i'll also pass the mustard and i'm just telling you now his sweet potatoes are amazing
Starting point is 01:04:20 that they can launch a terror attack on the bidens when they're in you know no off in their state or whatever in delaware we are not behind that we don't support that we're on record saying that that's all i'm getting it alex do you know something do you know of one of your weirdo friends talking about uh killing biden when he goes to his home state i don't know sound and weird i don't know i do i do think that there is just like this pathetic relationship with information that if you pay attention to alex's show you start to recognize over and over again and that is exactly what he's sort of lashing out about in that clip about how people took me out of context and said that i said that trump was
Starting point is 01:05:05 gonna announce on the fourth right uh when yeah what you did is you spent an entire show yelling about how trump was gonna announce on the fourth but also he might not yep nothing means anything he's talking about how biden's gonna get killed before the midterms but also maybe he's not i'm predicting it but i am not predicting it okay there's a 90 chance but it's not gonna happen and then eventually when it doesn't happen he can complain that people took him out of context sure sure i mean here's what we're gonna talk about statistics wise okay if you claim that something is 95 likely to happen no no it's 90 likely to happen he's right 95 okay all right so if you're right 95 percent of the time then that means out of every 20 examples
Starting point is 01:05:48 you're wrong once true right so if you have less than five examples and all of them are wrong by what measure could you describe yourself as having anything close to 95% you need to have a load of right you need a lot more right things than we have so far and here's another piece of unfortunate news for alex what's that if you have been right about 95 percent of the things in the past which you have not that has no bearing on your future predictions it is it is how that works you could be wrong 100 of the time moving forward yeah you do not ever have more than one in whatever chance on a roulette wheel you can't like get more chances yeah so we jump to the 12th and alex is in a good mood wow the worldwide awakening against the new world order has
Starting point is 01:06:39 exploded they're flying the gadston flag in argentina in venezuela in shrillanka in eastern europe in the uk right here in the united states and canada the chinese are raiding and taking over the communist party central banks the same thing's happening in many other countries dutch farmers are torching the properties of bill gates and more they intended to cut off the energy and food and have us all kill each other but instead we have identified the enemy the real wars but the empire will strike back with controlled power outages that they are now saying are imminent to be launched by russia okay so alex saw a meme that dutch farmers had burned down a factory that was owned by bill gates that made synthetic meat and that's part
Starting point is 01:07:32 of what he's uh ranting about here but that's not true oh there was an online grocery service distribution center in the netherlands that caught fire but it wasn't owned or operated by gates so once again alex is approximately as good a source of information as your grandpa's facebook feed but with a little more violence mixed in yeah and some triumphant music so that's that's nice and fun but there's a reason he's in a good mood sure it's not that litany of bullshit right it is you know it is not the gadston flag being flown around the world i'll tell you i'm in a little bit of a better mood myself now after hearing the final you're up no no the final countdown was like but it's part of the proudest moment of my high school career when you saw arrested
Starting point is 01:08:13 development uh no no no with the high school fight song was a final countdown and we would play marching band style and then after the football games we would go and we would kind of huddle right near the door and we would play what we you know we would play double time yeah you know so we're we're blasting that song as fast as we possibly can right so one night i was playing in the football game uh and i got a pretty serious concussion right but i also played in the marching band so after the football game i put all my drums walked over there i fucking killed it nice and i had a concussion nice that was my proudest moment of high school i'm proud of you and hindsight i'm super happy about it so it was nice to remember that again you know you know what i'm
Starting point is 01:08:54 remembering and i miss what was that i miss the times when alex would play fight the good fight by triumph you know like like i hate to say this because it involves your proudest moment of your life but i think that the final countdown's a little bit hacky it is about proudest moment of my high school life okay let's not go too far but the song's a little hack it is it's a little bit fucked out it's played too much sure uh but i haven't heard it double time by a marching band it's a good point but i think that fight the good fight by triumph is enough of like people don't listen to it it's not on the rock stations all the time true you know it's i don't know i feel like i feel like alex you should bring back triumph how does how do you think triumph feels about triumph the
Starting point is 01:09:39 insult comic i don't think i care you don't think so because i feel like they have to get like oh triumph is good for me to poop like a lot right somebody wouldn't do that i think that anybody who's going to a triumph concert now you're right they maybe passed the robert swigel joking of my and thirties apparently might be real nerds real triumph nerds that's fair they don't want to insult their heroes that's fair um so yeah i think that the reason that alex is in a good mood is uh this the news is incredible let me give you just one example of this and i'm sure they'll take it down and block it and i'm gonna be covering this more next segment but alex's war is a documentary that's very fair shows the good the bad and the ugly of things i've done and i haven't even really
Starting point is 01:10:31 promoted it yet and it has gone once it went on pre-order two days ago out of thousands of films that you can pre-order to number four number four ladies and gentlemen just behind top gun Jurassic world and the justice league we've pulled past Elvis man of god facing noland freedom i mean those just so many other major Hollywood films there is no independent films in the top 50 we are at number four headed to number one as usual whoo so i guess there's a lot of pre-sales for this documentary slash puff piece about alex that's coming out at the end of the month and i guess that's big news so much so that alex needs to open the show with it weird this fucking dude is a champion narcissist and it's really remarkable how he's able to
Starting point is 01:11:27 pretend that a documentary about him overperforming in pre-sales is somehow evidence that the globalists are going down for all for all we know these pre-sales could all be just that guy who gave alex eight million in bitcoin since the films the films twitter if you go it only is sixty seven hundred followers yeah no it's not like it's setting the world on fire there's not that much anticipation for it yeah no it's like whenever bill o'reilly's book becomes a bestseller and you're like okay well if you go to the dollar store a thousand million of those copies then yes you go to the dollar store and there's a thousand of them exactly yeah yeah yeah so i wanted to learn a little more about this documentary so i decided to check out the crew page on imdb apparently a
Starting point is 01:12:08 guy named hadrian be love is one of the primary producers hadrian be love yeah that name probably doesn't ring a bell to you but he used to be the executive director of sinna family an independent leaning theater in los angeles yeah no i i've heard of sinna family yeah he was in that role until 2017 when he resigned after an email circulated that accused him of engaging in a years long pattern of sexual harassment carried out by be love as well as other board members shortly after this sinna family shut down permanently with the board releasing a statement quote the damage caused to the organization by the conduct of some and the crippling debt now facing the sinna family are in the board's view irreparable i don't want to dwell on any details but it seems like
Starting point is 01:12:51 this is a shitty dude whose behavior hurt a bunch of people and helped destroy a movie house that had been in business for a decade i can see that guy making a documentary about alex for sure yeah yep another producer is john eisenman who isn't the same john eisenman who killed a dude like a year ago but if you google his name that other dude comes up wild this is the john eisenman who also produced amanda milius's 2020 trump propaganda film the plot against the president you can't say also because immediately after that i was like this guy also killed the guy like no no no no that can't be how it goes nope he produced the plot against the president the trump nonsense right right it also seems like somebody who would make a documentary about alex yeah a real a real
Starting point is 01:13:38 like a movie how like in the early days of studios whenever these guys would get together and make ben her that's the type of shit these guys are up to right there's no robert evans either of them on this project so the other producer is philip hancock whose other credits include the plot against the president and an upcoming documentary about john mackafee called whacked i feel like i can guess what the angle of that one's going to be yeah hancock also worked on a series called the witness project which told stories of people who had escaped from communism the point is this team sucks and whatever angle they have on the subject of alex is going to be deeply biased one of the producers is a disgraced former member of the la art movie scene and the other two are
Starting point is 01:14:22 people whose resumes are just trump propaganda and anti-communist short subjects i'll still watch it but it's absurd to pretend that this is anything other than something meant to glamorize and rehabilitate alex's public image which is why he's promoting it also i can't count the number of no-name-ass comics who went to number one on itunes when they released an album none of these metrics really mean that much on their own and often they're pretty useful as a tool to make something look more popular than it actually is and i would guess that that dynamic is somewhat at play here listen i'm not saying it's not important but i have introed uh far too many of my friends with their album went to number one on itunes for for me to believe that it is a high honor right
Starting point is 01:15:05 you know those those sorts of charts don't have numbers of gross downloads for a reason a lot of times the there's not a lot of like buzz and yeah so um alex has you know he's said that he has an archivist before that is true and then gotten him into trouble well but then also during uh the deposition of his corporate representative sure uh she said that uh there is no there's no archivist there turns out the archivist has come up again i'm sorry what our archivist as we speak was just given the mission 30 minutes ago is going into the prison planet dot tv archives that are now free to the world and is grabbing clips going back 15 years ago and again 10 years ago and again five years ago and again a year ago when i called for operation
Starting point is 01:15:58 1776 worldwide and the enemies of freedom really fear that yeah yeah they're afraid if the clip is from 15 years ago they clearly haven't been that afraid nope not really um i think maybe more just sort of like annoyed until 1776 starts to really be associated with January violence you know like yeah if you're talking about 1776 in terms of like looking back on the founding of our country sure and you know appreciating history right i get it that's cool right but once it becomes a rallying cry like alex uses it as right it starts to become something that is a little bit less i appreciate our country and the freedoms that it's based on and more we're gonna do it again yeah it is a little bit like most of us look back on 1776
Starting point is 01:16:54 and we imagine you know something and they look back on it in that imaginary way but in the spirit of the true 1776 in so far as their uh bunch of slave-owning terrorists and that's kind of their their jam well i also think that you know like steward roads desperately just wanted to be a fucking soldier in a revolution yeah like that's what he wanted to be and he's played at it for quite a while yeah alex wants to be the guy who's like yelling uh during a revolution yeah this guy's a role playing this shit uh and unfortunately things have eroded to the point where they they're kind of getting their wishes yeah no they're civil war pre-enactors so look alexie else about 1776 for maybe an entire segment july 4th is 1776 america is 1776
Starting point is 01:17:53 the declaration of independence is 1776 you're either 1776 or you're 1984 baby i'm betting on 1776 all day long and i've never gotten a tattoo what but i think i'm gonna get one oh boy so yeah it's it's weird you know that uh that thing that happens when you say a word over and over again and it loses its meaning yeah that's really what happened as i was listening to him yell 1776 i really don't it's just a series of noises now also i really really disagree with the dichotomy of you can either be 1776 or uh 1984 i mean i'm more of a 1490s guy i'm like a guttenberg guy bible guy that's like my vibe i'm a 2022 guy because i live in the present there is nothing else except this moment jordan oh man then but there always was this moment so the past is also this
Starting point is 01:18:52 moment oh no yeah contradiction it's a real paradox i paradox see the plural paradoxes anyway jordan alex uh threatened to cut off his finger i remember that vaguely and we talked about that a little bit at the beginning of the show and one of the reasons is uh the one of the reasons we covered it even though it's you know obviously a desperate publicity stock sure is that things take a turn on the 12th all right and uh and he cuts his own fucking finger off no he basically just admits that this was a troll these people need you to bow down to them they need you to not recognize they're evil they need you to go along with them and i've done this thousands of times i've played the corporate medium and i do it every day right and i said on the sunday show i was doing
Starting point is 01:19:42 it but they can't help themselves he didn't i said on air this is archetypal this is satire stop saying archetypes this is illustrative but if we could defeat the new world order by me simply cutting a finger off live on air how dramatic with blood spewing i would do it to show the listeners and viewers how much i appreciate them in this fight because if i'm willing to give up my body in the fight against these people why would i not like a japanese man join the mafia got my pinky off he didn't he didn't say that stuff he didn't say it was satire he didn't say archetypal because he says that all the time he says that all the time so at no point did alex say that what he was doing with threatening to cut off his finger was satire or
Starting point is 01:20:34 that it was meant to get attention by trolling the media it was really obvious to me that this was his goal because he's a transparent con man but if you were a person who liked his show and thought he meant anything he said you would not take this as a publicity stunt or satire you would read this as an expression of his sincere feelings of appreciation for the audience and the sacrifice that he's willing to make to defeat his imaginary enemies now obviously alex was just trying to trick publications with wider audiences than his own into writing articles about him which he could then pretend misrepresented what he did which is then yet another example of how the media always lies about him that's one aspect of this but there's other dynamics at play here too sure the first
Starting point is 01:21:15 is that alex probably knew that the january 6th committee was having their hearing on tuesday and the topic of it had been announced as the connections between the trump administration and extremist groups that alex is deeply entwined with i don't think this is the case but i don't think it's impossible that alex would try to do some kind of a media stunt to attempt to control the narratives about him so people would be talking about him threatening to cut off his finger instead of his clear association with a bunch of really suspicious groups who are charged with seditious conspiracy yeah and the second thing is much less speculative and more important alex is trolling the media to get attention that is true but this cuts both directions when alex was
Starting point is 01:21:53 talking about god and how he would cut off his finger as a tribute to his amazing audience he was also trolling his audience with his performance of sincerity that wasn't sincere at all but it was meant to be experienced as if it were alex has gotten himself in a sort of position where in order to pull off dumb publicity stunts like this he has to exploit the parasocial connection he has with his listeners and make them the ultimate butt of the joke anyone who wrote an article about this was playing into alex's plan but the real idiot here is anyone who listened to alex do his whole act and took it to mean anything alex's business model relies on a really uncomfortable intersection he needs to appear sincere enough to convince his audience that he would do something
Starting point is 01:22:34 like cut his finger off so they can feel that level of commitment to the fight which is code for you need to give me money right simultaneously he has essentially no access to any media that exposes his content to new audiences his radio reach is non-existent he's not allowed on youtube or social media he can get his audience on band.video but those are people who are in the already they're already in the fold in order to lure new people into the web he needs the audience to recruit or he needs to hijack other people's media which is why going on rogan is so important why he's heavily promoting this documentary and why he does shit like pretending to be so committed to fighting the globalists that he would cut his finger off so other people would
Starting point is 01:23:17 write stories about him and get them talking about him in places you wouldn't be talked about otherwise and why he got high with tyson right yeah alex has done this shit before he's even threatened to cut off fingers before because he's not that creative it's pretty fucked up that he had that big ass knife at arm's reach while he's doing his show though the dynamics here are all very sad and i mean this from the bottom of my heart people need to ignore this kind of shit unless they're able or willing to cover it in its full context highlighting the desperate nature of these cries for attention because here's the thing to remember without anyone covering this stunt it's no longer a stunt it's just a sad loser threatening to cut off his finger in front of
Starting point is 01:23:57 his captive audience and no one caring yep that's the way it should be because that's the reality of what this is yeah yeah yeah i hope those people feel bad everybody involved should feel at least a little bit of shame i i really think i understand what your job is but you should feel shame if you got fleeced by alex jones this bad i don't know if it's actually that bad of a fleecing like i don't know if he saw that concrete of a game from that attention and it definitely uh didn't work out the way alex wanted it to because here's what he had to do next and so abc news nbc news cnn media i all of them ran the story last night today it's in thousands of publications jesus christ alex jones is mentally ill and he threatened to cut his finger off on his show though i said this is an
Starting point is 01:24:52 example it's our typo it shows how committed i am and i went on to say we cut the balls off in the uk and europe and the us and canada new zealand australia of eight year olds because the government convinces them they're a girl so a little boy has their penis cut off so if i said on air i'm gonna cut my penis off i'm gonna get up right now i'm gonna cut my penis off that would be oh stunning and brave alex didn't continue on from his finger cutting thing into his normal transphobic bullshit he just took some calls this is just alex attempting to escalate the publicity stunt he's high on pulling off that first one so he's trying to double down and apparently no one cared this time this is legitimately like a kid getting a bunch of attention for eating a bug
Starting point is 01:25:45 trying to get more attention by eating a bigger bug and then realizing too late the people really aren't into watching people eat bugs they were just laughing at him and now the joke has run its course is the novelty yeah whoa look at that it's just like that but with some transphobic bigotry thrown in i may say this too much and especially on this episode but this is absolutely pathetic it's so transparent and desperate and this one worked so poorly like alex even had like a headline on his website alex now threatens to cut his penis off yeah that's like come on man that adult yeah this uh it's been a long time since i've thought about kafka's the hunger artist but i am really getting that vibe here except for in kafka's way he was kind of turning
Starting point is 01:26:26 it into a sort of noble situation as well you know suffering for one's art sure that kind of thing yeah it's a little bit different but if he had cut his finger off then i would actually go with it yeah so anyway here are the two out of context drops that i couldn't play at the beginning of the show all right i'm gonna cut my penis off here's the other one how about i cut my penis off those are there to be sampled those are gonna be a new those are gonna be a new drop sooner later a technocrat is gonna hear that oh boy so anyway this is all just a transphobic nonsense that he transitions into uh using the publicity stunt the attention theoretically gained from it and then trying to recontextualize the whole idea of cutting off his finger
Starting point is 01:27:10 versus cutting off his uh his dick i'm gonna get up right now i'm gonna cut my penis off that would be oh stunning and brave but i say i'll cut my finger off to show you how much i appreciate you and they flip out see how that works oh cutting a child's penis oh my god testicles off destroying their fertility destroying their genetic future that's liberal that's trendy but jones says as an example if i could cut my finger off to beat this i'd do it of course i would in a second god i'm tempted to do it right now just to make a point i mean you know i'll do it right oh god oh man oh no that not you know i'll do it that sounds so sad oh boy that is a child trying to impress absolutely absolutely you know i'll do i'll do i'll totally i'll do anything man you
Starting point is 01:28:13 know i'm that kind of crazy dude that's why you keep me around dude it's so desperate but like the desperation really the reason that it hits that nerve or whatever is because the desperation is covering up the reality that no you wouldn't no absolutely not and we know and i don't care whether you'd cut your finger off or not it's the the cutting your finger off is a way of discussing your ultimate commitment to this fake cause right that you've dedicated your life to right you're not really that committed and it has nothing to do with whether or not you cut your finger off right um all you have is and you make you make me very sad yeah you know i do it you know i do it oh man hold me back hold me back hold me back if i if you guys weren't holding me i would cut this
Starting point is 01:28:58 finger off totally yeah so we have one last clip about alex talking about uh cutting his dick off so it's all over the news daily mail associated press it's everywhere jones threatened well if i'd have said how about i cut my penis off then it'd be like oh my god this is totally reasonable but his finger oh oh that's oh my god this man's insane but it was his penis or his child's testicles well then we're for it so you can't have both ways little children's balls and penis is being cut off as good being cut the finger off as bad which way is it so this is a nice illustration of how alex teaches his audience to accept and incorporate bad thinking patterns into their relationship with information for the purposes of this explanation i'm going to translate
Starting point is 01:29:43 alex saying supporting cutting kids balls off to mean supporting trans people existing because that's what he's talking about yeah his framing is disgusting and offensive but at the end of the day he's not literally talking about cutting people's balls off he's talking about any kind of transaffirming activity yeah when understood in the proper context his dichotomy makes no sense it's not a matter of not being able to have it both ways these are unrelated things yeah you can easily support trans rights and also think that alex probably shouldn't cut his finger off i mean part of the part of the reason that the interesting stunt was cutting your finger off is because people who are unfamiliar could be like maybe that guy's crazy enough to actually cut his finger off
Starting point is 01:30:22 you know there is that level of perhaps it's in the possible possible range and also i don't think anybody was like oh alex is bad for cutting his finger off or he shouldn't cut his finger i don't think anyone cared i think we all kind of wanted to see him cut his finger off honestly i think everybody who saw that headline and has any familiarity with him would be like no this ends with no finger yeah absolutely this is a waste of everybody's time for sure so looking at the larger picture is that no one was saying alex shouldn't cut off his finger the media article that this was the that was that the root of this is basically it's just a transcript of what alex said on his sunday show with this little intro quote controversial radio host alex jones took an
Starting point is 01:31:04 alarming route when making an impassioned speech about his appreciation towards his audience that's fair it's alarming yeah it's weird it's a cut your finger off it's alarming just that he had a knife there that is alarming but also that's how you know it was a pre-planned dumb stunt i actually choose to believe that that knife is always there you choose to believe that it's always there that's fair that's fair yeah it's just underneath the skull i i i think that there's something weird about this but very predictable and sad uh the way that alex is trying to make transphobic lemonade out of this you know it's it's it's it's shameful and what's what's what it is what it is is just that point that you made it's trans people existing there he's using
Starting point is 01:31:52 this kind of example as a way of making it a visceral thing for people who don't have any trans people in their lives right they are they're always frames it as you cut your kids balls off absolutely it's it's something that's his shorthand uh disgusting but that just means anybody that doesn't mean like oh if this actually happens if somebody says they're trans that's what he's going to assume and that's what he's priming his audience to assume and that's the yeah that's just existence and let's let me be totally clear about something if there were a trans person on air doing a radio show and they said i'm going to cut my dick off on air i'd be i would be uh upset by that everybody would be yeah no even if they said i'm going to
Starting point is 01:32:37 cut my dick off during the commercial break that would be upset i just i mean that's that unsanitary that's not the surgery either it's not a fucking knife right it's not like they put a knife on a hot plate and then they were like well we gotta solve this problem yeah so uh alex takes some calls after uh this uh pageant has come to a close share and uh this caller is a little bit confused i can clear it up for him uh i'm a pretty young guy i'm 25 but a lot of people you know early college especially they just don't care they don't care what's going on they just want to live their lives and it's like i'm wearing the shirt the allergy dress shirt no i'm sorry and uh you know it's usually the older people that respond so i was thinking maybe we should
Starting point is 01:33:24 like exist in some kind of like megaphone live video or patriots you know just blast highlights of info wars clips out in public you're right in some areas the young people are awake in some areas it's the older folks but the younger people been taught to be jellyfish to not care yeah it's the young people that are the problem uh no uh alex's audience is almost entirely old yeah um the new young people aren't responding well to your stuff because young people uh don't buy into this uh load of shit and the solution is not to force everyone in public to listen to alex's insane disgusting rambling yeah i appreciate anybody who can find a so boiled down cause and problem and still whiff on it you know that is there's so many times where everything is confusing
Starting point is 01:34:19 there's so much information that doesn't necessarily have a have any effect on things but you feel like it does there's so much nuance you're not sure what you're supposed to do but every now and again something is boiled down to so simple that it's a yes or no question like a real solid binary and he's still whiffed amazing yeah amazing i like i like that the solution is just like well people don't like info wars let's force them to listen yeah i mean that is their thought process that's exactly what he has taught you to think yeah people are not watching enough banda video well maybe we should tie them down and prop their eyes open i mean let's uh let's clockwork orange these people like alex's high school it does it does alex does present it in the in a sense though of like
Starting point is 01:35:04 you're doing good these people are it's not that they don't want to listen it's that if they get it right and they can get that moment then they're automatically a convert not like if you play this at high volume people are going to attack you sooner or later there will be an attack yeah so that caller uh the 25 year old lamenting uh that is shirt with alex jones isn't more popular that's one thing i'm at this rally and i'm surrounded by nazis i really don't know why there are so many nazis at this rally it's very suspicious it's so crazy this next call is i mean i've mentioned that i've been bummed out by some of these calls so far this call bums me out on a visceral level josh in indiana you're on the air go ahead josh um first of all thank you for taking
Starting point is 01:35:53 my call it's a real honor to be on the show but what i really want to talk about was claus schwaub and how he is making us his puppet and his little mind game of his and i'm just not gonna stand for that i agree josh how old are you i'm an 11 year old info warrior are you fucking with us josh well that's beautiful josh how did you find the show and what do you want to say to millions of people right now um i found it because my dad watches it and i just find it really interesting and i just find and i find claus schwaub very i don't even know but i just really wanted to get that out there that claus schwaub is making us making us his puppets and his kind of little mind game claus schwaub's making us puppets in his little mind
Starting point is 01:36:52 game man this kid is in fifth grade when i was 11 the name the main villain was fucking shredder okay shredder is a problem claus schwaub is not a problem dr wiley absolutely these are issues that need to be solved at 11 years old i i just look it's it's it hurts your brand if you're alex and you say i appreciate the call i can't talk to an 11 year old you know you don't have the intellectual maturity or just the like you can't possibly process the information that is being put forth on this show that hurts the brand but he has a responsibility to do something like that he can't take a call from an 11 year old who's complaining about claus schwaub and be like oh this is beautiful because an 11 year old doesn't know what the world economic forum is nope 11
Starting point is 01:37:39 year old probably has a difficulty understanding other countries forms of government let's say and it's not even it's not even just like like maybe he does know that those things are a thing but the ability to comprehend what it is that they exist in the the ecosystem that all exists around this is impossible and you can even hear that in the concrete way that he's expressing totally this is a line claus schwaub is making us puppets in his little mind game yeah that is a concrete sentence that he has either heard and he's repeating or is the way that he's able to say this there isn't abstraction around the ideas it's really really fucking inappropriate um i feel bad for this kid and remember the other content that's going on in this episode
Starting point is 01:38:27 alex just got done talking about how he's gonna cut his dick off uh this is not okay for 11 year olds to be listening to this i mean it really does feel like if it was our show that we took a call from 11 my first hey excuse me tell your parents never to let you listen to the show maybe when you're an adult and you can make your own fucking choices but otherwise i'm mad at you should go spank your parents that is what we should be doing right here inverse spanking my childhood should come full circle and children should be spanking parents no no okay so we have one last call here and this uh this guy has some interesting ideas about georgia one of the let you know uh it and smoking mirrors and circuses we got stuff going on with those georgia guide stones still
Starting point is 01:39:15 the elverton granite association vice president chris kuboff is saying they're going to rebuild them elverton's mayor annual graves can't make up a fun of your name yes you can yes you can whisper the community and their local district attorney part white once the prosecute 20 years claiming that the assault on our community that it's going to be terrible when it's blown up again yeah the governing authority of elverton counties who owns that land that county needs to get together and tell them do not rebuild yeah that's literally all it would take but the reason that they're saying that this was an attack on the community and the reason they would want to rebuild it is of course because it brought a ton of traffic to the area or business to the local yeah establishments
Starting point is 01:39:55 it was probably something that accounted for a lot of the town's revenue yeah quite frankly i don't know why anybody else is going to elverton georgia so um there would be a very high motive for people to rebuild them yeah um i it's not suspicious at all and alex based on his whole presentation of like this isn't the right thing to do maybe shouldn't be chuckling when he says that oh can't wait for someone to blow them up again yeah yeah that's terrorism right well yeah but also it's kind of like so political terrorism you're trying to intimidate a group that exists sure this is trying to intimidate the globalists right and this is an imaginary group that does not exist so it is difficult to intimidate thanos that is currently very difficult to do
Starting point is 01:40:50 yeah i mean that's that's the kind of well that's the way i would argue it if i were a lawyer i normally normally i'm against this however if if we can eliminate all of our other conversations and turn just the georgia guide stones into the ultimate proxy war between conservatism and progressivism just never ending arms race to build and destroy those very stones while the rest of us get to live our lives in peace i think that would be great but i don't think the progressives have an interest in rebuilding them not a not chamber of commerce in elbertan does we do it'll be a war between somebody needs to protect the chamber of commerce in elbertan we need this is a movement it'll be a war between the elbertan business association and conspiracy weirdos yeah
Starting point is 01:41:42 yeah that is the problem with my plan in action but then you could make it a proxy war and that we are siding with elbertan and they're siding with exactly yeah but that seems counterproductive america plus elbertan yeah it's like all the like the general of the other side is in prison right right roads isn't there to lead the charge yeah and jefferson davis is dead so he can't come back well his ancestors are still alive oh no uh oh so jordan we come to the end of this and uh i think alex heard you yell cut his dick off and took it too literally it does seem that it's becoming a more common uh uh rallying cry this is a bummer i mean look it's a real bummer obviously i think that uh this is not like on the level of some of the other um publicity stunts that have worked
Starting point is 01:42:33 in alex's advantage yeah some of the other ones that we've seen in the past have been bigger but this obviously was like that's bait yeah oh my god if you see stuff like this you should you should have better instincts because of the the nature of giving fuel to this uh exposure fire absolutely that alex needs to operate because like i said without that without the artificial inflation from people posting these little videos and talking about him cutting his finger off without all that it's a publicity stunt without a stunt it's just sad it's just us going look at how sad this is yes and that's great for the world yeah that's the best way to do it yeah you know what wasn't like a big cycle on twitter alex throwing a hatchet at a camera on christmas eve yep that's
Starting point is 01:43:23 way more fun that's good clean fun absolutely i i i demand that okay here's here's my uh demand of the media okay all right the next time alex threatens to cut anything off everybody publishes one article on every page which is just if you don't cut that off we'll never talk about you again yeah that's that's gonna put stakes on there i don't care i don't care if he does or doesn't but somebody eventually has to decide okay or every headline has to include alex engages in a pathetic 100 for to get attention insult him in the headline every chance you get yeah and cut through the bullshit of it being like a upsetting uh scary thing and like this is a really sad dude who really wants people to look at him i mean if you know it's a publicity stunt
Starting point is 01:44:17 then you're complicit in it that's just the truth because your headline could be pathetic publicity stunt instead of man tries to get you know what i'm saying i suggest that there are some people who still don't quite understand fully and and are not knowingly playing into a publicity stunt i would just wish that everybody who's in a position to put out an article would learn that lesson oh and recognize that so this oxygen that feeds this publicity fire won't be there anymore and it'll just be sad alex drunkenly throwing hatchets on christmas eve and we can all have a good time oh man i hate it when our solutions always come back to learning and oh that's not good well there's four ways to learn that is true none of them are listening
Starting point is 01:45:03 to us apparently apparently not so jordan will be back indeed another episode but until then we have a website we do it's not right dot com we're also on twitter we are on twitter is that not allowed to go fighting that go to bed jordan there's also some controversial uh reviews on the dreamy creamy summer on uh on the go for me thank you to everybody who's donated yes thank you also you don't have to donate to see these controversial reviews this is not behind a donate wall nope there's just controversial reviews reviews of ice cream i'm about to post a really controversial one oh yeah right now are you gonna click on it no no no i still have to write it up i have these controversial thoughts cooking around in my head i got you i see what's up it's about a
Starting point is 01:45:47 jenny's flavor oh bananas do i not about a jenny's flavor oh about a milk milk bar flavor okay anyway look forward to that we'll be back but until then neo i'm leo i'm dzx clark i hope you all have a wonderful dreamy creamy summer and now here comes the sex robots andy and chanzas you're on the air thanks for holding hello alex i'm a first-name caller i'm a huge fan i love your work

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