Knowledge Fight - #716: April 25, 2014

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

Today, Jordan is still on vaction, so Dan recruits the hosts of the Dollop, Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds, to fill in.  In this installment, Dan takes Dave and Gareth back to the day their first episode was released, to see what Alex was up to.

Hey everybody, this is Dan. Hello. I just wanted to drop in and give a little bit of a note before this episode begins. And the reason for that is because I kind of screwed up a little bit on the recording of this episode. And so some of the levels are a little bit iffy. I've been using a technology that shan't be named unless I be shading some business. But for remote recording and it seemed like everything was totally fine as we were recording. And our guests actually very generously offered to record on their end. And because I had so much confidence in this tech, I thought like, ah, there's no need to, this has worked just fine in the past. And unfortunately, some of the audio is a little bit over, it's a little bit distorted,

but it still sounds fine. It's just a little bit, it could be a little cleaner. Anyway, this is a rambling, long-winded way for me to just give you a heads up about that and to take responsibility for the sound I messed up a little bit. Anyway, we'll be back on Wednesday with a normal episode with Jordan back. But for now, please enjoy this, this special lap. Knowledge fight. I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. Knowledge fight. Dan and Jordan. Knowledge fight. Need, need money. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. Stop it. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. It's time to pray.

Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding us. Hello, Alex and Mr. Sinclair, I'm a huge fan. I love your work. Knowledge fight. Knowledge fight.com. I love you. Hello, everybody. Welcome back to a Knowledge Fight. We are here. We've just had a week of a break. And if truth be told, I was under the impression that Jordan would be getting back over the weekend and that we could get back to work and do our job as normal. But this is not the case. Jordan will not be back until Tuesday. And so in order to get an episode out, I had to dig deep and find someone capable of filling the shoes of Jordan. And it turns out I found two people very excited to welcome to the podcast the hosts of the dollop, Gareth Reynolds and David Anthony.

Welcome, gentlemen. Thank you, Jordan. Yeah, Jordan's out. This is a permanent thing, I think. We're going to go trios. I like it. Yeah, Jordan. There's a great. I mean, if we like the way that we got it set up was pretty smooth and like so I feel like we're like there's a there's a synergy. Yeah, definitely. So guys, I know that over the course of the time doing your podcast, you've touched on some of the, I don't know, maybe some things that are connected to my world, you know, like the Jade Helm episode you guys did. Clive and Bundy, perhaps. Yeah. Yeah. Our God. Yeah, we did. We did. We've done two on the bunnies or three, two on the bunnies, right?

Two, yeah. I was wondering, though, how much connection do you have to Alex Jones himself? What's a what's your level via the show? Zero offline tons. Yeah. We're very close to Alex. He's a he's a pal. Dave and Alex are really good for a lot of people say that they get Dave and Alex confused. I think your personalities would mesh amazingly. Yeah. We just I would call it vibe. We vibe and and we have we have a lot of the same sort of philosophies and just outlooks on life and protein powders. Climate change is real. That's one of his big things. That's me. Lizard people. Do you guys know, but I don't think we've really we've not know. We've not really gotten into Alex ever. If anything, it would be not on the show. Yeah. Maybe just minorly

on the show. Yeah, a little I've always avoided. I've always avoided him completely. One thing I really know about him is listening to your podcast. Yeah. We'll pop in every once in a while to see what's going on. Jones. But for the most part, I don't really pay attention to him. And it seems like he's had a quiet couple of weeks. Yeah, it's been it's been real time. He has, I think, abandoned Trump again. And so that's a that's a good sign for the investigation in the FBI raid. You know, I know someone who I know someone who who punched him and knocked him out. Alex Charlie. Yeah. 20, 20 some odd years ago in in Texas. Is this a space Hitler? No, this is a guy named Charlie. I'm just loving the conversation

we're having from the sidelines right now. It might also be space Hitler. Is it space Hitler? No, Charlie. No, Charlie is a guy who is associated with the festival in Austin. South by Southwest. Oh, wow. He punched him, huh? He fucking knocked him down. They were working at radio stations, I believe. And they got into it one night. And Charlie Deckerman, Charlie to this day, still gets free beers in Austin for having done that. You get local hero status. That's that's pretty that's pretty awesome. I guess. I mean, look, I'm not thrilled with violence at any point. But if it's violence 20 years ago, and it's funny, I guess I would I would like I would like to say that I am thrilled with violence.

Just to I'm just happy to know there's a space Hitler. Yeah, I think that might be the same guy because there was a dude who would like troll him on his public access show. And and they ended up getting into a fight in a parking lot. And I think I think that space Hitler was there. And that was the same night and two guys hit. Can I can I just say there was also involved a different guy, though? Yeah, how much that sounds like it would be something on Info Wars, what just was said. I think I think space Hitler was there, but there were two guys in the parking like Info Wars.com. Space Hitler was on the grass, you know, so you guys didn't even like even before like present days. Did you you didn't have any kind

of like impression of Alex Jones as a figure? Like, oh, yeah, he was he was somebody who existed. No, we've just never talked about him on the show, really. But yeah, obviously, I mean, it's hard to even remember when you first heard about him. But yeah, I mean, I obviously been following his lunacy for what a better part of a decade, really. Yeah, but I purposely got him away not to watch anything. I just don't watch anything with him like when I see clips of him online. But I've heard about him for a long time now. And I've definitely read a couple articles about him. And then your podcast, I listened to both the documentary episodes, which were long but crazy. Yeah, that's that got me sub tweeted by the director. Really?

It's her, right? Isn't that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she did a terrible job. So look, there's a lot going on with Alex in the in the present day, like you mentioned, slow week. He's he's going through a lot of things. He's having some tantrums. But I felt like getting into all that might be too much might be throwing you guys into the deep end. And I didn't want to put you through that. That's sweet. And so what I wanted to do is I wanted to do something a little bit special for you. And, you know, a lot of times listeners will get in touch with us and ask us to do an episode about their birthday, like what happened on my birthday on Info Wars. And so what I figured I would do is I would take us back to April 25th,

2014, the day you guys put out your first episode of the dollar. Wow. And see what Alex Jones was doing. This is around, I mean, Jade Helm was starting to kick up. That was I think that heat was a little bit more in the 15, though, right? Wasn't it? Okay, I believe is the Bundy. I mean, our first episode is the Bundy. So it was right in the Bundy rage. Oh, but Bundy's will come up. Yeah, he was there. He was into that. So yeah, this there's a lot of news going on at that point in 2014. There's there's plenty going on. And I think we'll be disappointed to learn about what most of this episode ends up being about. But let's let us dive in here at the beginning. This is how Alex is starting off the show. Ukrainian helicopter hit by grenade taking off

Ukraine helicopter has been crippled in the grenade attacking Kiev warns Moscow is engineering a third world war. That's one telegraph headline. Did you hear that third world war? That is the Ukraine foreign minister that's saying that, by the way, and also their vice El Presidente Ukraine foreign minister ready to fight Russia is the headline from the Associated Press. So yeah, we have we go back into the past and we see something pretty reminiscent of recent news. Wow. Yeah, that's so rational. That's one of the problems with him is that sometimes he sounds like that. And then other times he's screaming about like, wait, well, here's the problem. That's just him reading

headlines. There's no interpretation. It's pretty easy to sound fairly rational when you're just like cold reading. Here is a thing that happened. Yeah. But then you get into the the analysis of it and it might be a little bit a little bit sillier here. And that is him blaming essentially the West is what caused the 2014 outbreak of hostilities between Ukraine and Russia. The West went in three months ago when Ukraine voted to not join with the EU and to be sucked by that spider. And instead tried to save someone neutral. I don't want Ukraine sucked by the Russian spider or the globalist spider, but the globalist spider is about let's be not exaggerate about 10 times bigger, fatter, older, more evil and more anti human. I mean, the Russian

spider is just happy to be in power and control of its own population is trying to breed a larger Ruski population because it realizes that its own system is collapsing. The globalist spider is a transhumanist power tripping spider that believes it's God and is attacking anything decent. I see. I see you're trying to make make sense of this, Dave. You're you're tracking the thought. I'm trying to track the thought and it's very hard to track, but I will say I do like the idea of calling the EU a spider. It's got a web. It's going to suck it dry. I like the sucking dry spider. It's almost like, I mean, you know how it is, like when you do a podcast, you'll say some stuff and you'll be like, that didn't make sense. And you kind of let it die. But he's quadrupling down

on the spider talk. Yeah. To the point where because he's so insane, you could you're like you towards the end, you're like, I think he might actually think this is spiders that are doing this. Yeah. He just watched Wild Wild West the night before. He was on some costs. Kevin Klein is behind the spiders. Kevin Klein was just elected to the UN Council. So yeah, you have you have this worldview and this presentation that is fairly consistent throughout time. That is, you know, if anything that involves Russia ends up being everybody else's fault. Right. And that's not to say that he is like, you know, obviously is not on the Russian payroll or anything like that. But he is deeply into making excuses for everything that involves

Russia. He's also saying Russia is collapsing at the same time. True. But it's in a sympathetic way, I think it's it's the big victim sort of the victim spider. Yeah, they're the victim spider. Yeah. Come on. It's a classic victim spider situation. Come on. How many you know what I mean? You got to help the victim spider. Yeah, it's it's so you know, with the taking of Crimea and that that kind of actions that were happening, this like they're collapsing is kind of an excuse for why they would take these like oil rich areas, right, and these these resources. It's like, they're collapsing. They need to do this. They need to breed more Russians. Yeah, Russian spiders. Three more. Literally, no one's ever said that they need to breed more Russians.

They're doing that in my humane society. So you guys may not be the best like prognosticators on this front. But do you think that Alex thinks the outbreak between Ukraine and Russia is real? Oh, man, the this 2014 fight or the one today, the 2014 2014. No. Oh, God, no. He said it involved something being shot down, right? Then there's a way it's real. Yeah, it's all right. If you think shot down out of the sky, then Alex, it's not real. It can't be like spider, false flag spider. It's too similar to Black Hawk Down. It's all fake. That's right. That's right. Well, here we go. Let's see. But we've always known that a large global war is what's supposed to bring in the final world government. That's what

the globalists have said themselves. And now it looks like they're trying to do it. They may have some back room deal with Putin, and this may be staged. My gut tells me it's not. Well, there we are. But maybe the back room deal being between Ukraine and Russia or between the spiders. Which spiders, though, there's three spiders involved. I don't think Ukraine's a spider. It's not a spider. Ukraine's a fly. Yeah, Ukraine's a fly. Right. So he's saying Russia and the EU are working together? Yeah, he's saying the possibilities are that it's a real violent outbreak or there's a back room deal between the EU and Putin to split Ukraine in half. It's just great because it's like the way that he's able to bring that up and be like,

I mean, my gut is that's not what's going on. It's like, dude, it's not. You're not rational. Look, that's what that might be. What's going on? I'm open to that possibility, obviously. Yeah, it would be like someone being like, yeah, you know, there's a lot of signs that alien invasion is right around the corner. My gut says it's not. My gut says it's not, but obviously it's very possible. It's highly possible. It seems like you only are talking about that distinct possibility that you don't think is correct. You know, it's going to be great. What's going to be great one day is when he's just doing his show and he's going to collapse on the Info Wars desk and his belly is just going to open up and you're going to find out that he

was just a master egg for spiders and they're all going to crawl out of it. Oh, yeah. It was never a metaphor. Yeah, yeah. It was just the whole time. He was living like Vincent D'Onofrio and Men in Black his whole life. So you might think based on what we've heard so far that this was going to be an episode that was largely about Russia and Ukraine. And you could be forgiven for thinking that. Thank you. It is not. Things take a turn. Alex is discussing how one of his reporters, David Knight, he has been taken some time off. And because of that, he's ended up listening to some talk radio. And this, this is some real chaos. But he's been off the last few days moving. And I guess out of one apartment into a house while they still try to buy a house.

And so he's been listening to talk radio. He was listening to our local affiliate 590 a.m. last night because his brother-in-law out of North Carolina called him and said, you better go listen to Glenn Beck. Well, it re-hears here locally. And so he tuned in last night while we'll pack in the U-Haul. And he said, you know, we got to go into Glenn Beck's archive and find it. But he said, this is, this is really bad. We have to do something about this. And I said, what did he say? He said, well, I'll just come in and tell you. But he told me over the phone right before broadcast. He's driving up here right now to be on the next segment or at the bottom of the hour. This is an emergency. Glenn Beck is talking some shit. So here we go. So, so he's calling in the

guy who's taking time off to move into a house because he's buying a different house. He's having that guy come to the studio all his days off because Glenn Beck said some shit. Yep. You've nailed it. A lot of a lot of people are thinking there's not even a second house. A lot of people are thinking that the second house is just kind of a false house. It's actually a spider's nest. It's a spider's nest. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, the amount of detail, like you could just be like, coming up next, we're going to talk about Glenn Beck. But instead he's like, so he's moving from one house. He's listening to 590. But he's also he's leaving his apartment. He's got these loading up the U-Haul. He's on the way. He's on

the way. That's part of his, that's part of his magic is that he throws in details about stuff that don't, doesn't need details. And it makes him sound like he knows more than he really does. Yeah. No. But in this case, it actually convinces me a little bit that he's telling the truth about this guy moving and being inconvenienced. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. It's real. Yeah. That's like, that's like, yeah, the accidental truth. You're like, I am starting to think this guy might be moving. That's all I'm buying. And it sounds like Alex is a shitty boss. Yeah. Totally. It's not. Yeah. To be like, I mean, I'm not sure what's going on. He's taken three days to move. It's just kind of fucking ridiculous. And also the guy apparently doesn't listen. The only excuse he

has to listen to radio is that he's moving. Other than that, he's not supposed to listen to radio. You know, as you want to motivate yourself on your move and see a throw on a little AM Talk radio to just kind of get the gears in motion. This story actually shifts a little bit as the episode goes on. Later, we find out that David Knight's brother lives in another city and he saw Glenn Beck and told David Knight to listen to it. So there are some wrinkles here. We're not entirely sure what's true. But yeah, I think one thing that sucks is that he's coming in because of Glenn Beck talking shit, not because Russia and Ukraine are ramping up hostilities. You know, this is the kind of news organization that's like Glenn Beck. You've got to come in. Yeah.

World War Three might be happening, but Glenn Beck has a 590 AM show. We got to get into this. But see, the problem is basically that Glenn Beck is just jealous of Alex, which I think we all could see coming. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he went offline. I mean, he went off air and went online to move his operation there and he's never going to be as successful as Alex had it. Well, that's true. But the Blaze has so many cool people working there. So many greats like, I guess, Steven Crowder is there, right? Is that what Crowder is? I think he might be. So it's fucking two failed comedians. Well, I mean, that's most of the right wing, right? But let's be honest, Crowder is pretty funny.

So anyway, Alex believes that Glenn Beck is jealous of him. I know what this is. He knows we're getting on a Philly. It's all over the country. The show is exploding right now. Most of the stations we're on carry Glenn Beck. And he knows because I've talked to some program directors that there's little comments and things going on from the people in his office, not even a syndicator, Premier, about me and how I'm a bad show to have. And this has been going on behind the scenes. And then a lot of times I'm on live and Glenn Beck's on at night. He doesn't like that. He's an egomaniac. Yeah. My show ends up getting picked up on Sunday live. While we do that show, people get a taste of it. Then they put us on at night and then invariably

we end up going on live. And I mean, they literally replace Rush Limbaugh in areas of the country and get better ratings. And I never had this slot to go up against Rush Limbaugh. I didn't want this slot. Wow. He's beating Rush Limbaugh. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Rush taking a little shrapnel. Maybe mildly delusional, but cool. I mean, as someone's handing him notes, letting him know, like Putin is thinking of dropping a nuke. Hold on a second. So Rush is actually also intimidated by us over here. And we have a strategy where like a drug dealer, and I put my show on your Sunday night so you get a taste for people who are moving. If you want to move and listen to a show, put us on. We are the info dealers. Yeah. I love that he's bragging about a Sunday night

slot. It's like the worst slot. It's so inside baseball. Like if you're watching, you're just like, all right, I'm sorry. Are we fighting info wars or is this like a quote? When do we go back to fighting info wars? I think that this is something that's kind of like maybe under known publicly is how much of his show ends up being kind of like this, where it's like no idea. Why does anyone list who cares? Well, that was one of the things about the trial that was so exceptional was to actually have someone there be like, what are you talking about? Like so often to be able to do that, like to pull that move because we just need yes or no. In his depositions, the best moments are the like, Mr. Jones, do you know what question you're

answering? And almost invariably, the answer is no. He has no idea where the sentence started. So this, this goes back to when space Nazi and Charlie, here we go. We got out in that night that they were in a radio show and he was a failed radio guy. He it's still the radio guy still knows him. It's still a deep seated thing. He wants to be king of fucking radio. That's that's what he's talking about. Like he's bragging saying he's better than his radio spider. It just doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter anymore. Yeah. Yeah. There's a bit of projection possibly. I think that I'm picking up on some of that too. And yeah, he has a chip on his shoulder. That's something that is also sort of ubiquitous throughout his career. Is

this this like, I'm the best, but also everyone is jealous of me. And that's why that's why look, they're trying to kick me off these stations because Glenn Beck is jealous of me and he's talking shit. That kind of vibe. Yeah. It's so funny. Radio guys have always talked shit about each other. They can't not do it. No, that is very true. It's such a it's such a community. You know, it's such a forgotten community. Yeah. Something that was like they were the rock stars in the 50s. Yeah. Oh yeah. Wolfman. Yeah. Yeah. And now. And now Alex Jones. Brought low. Yeah. So Alex is going to bring up some of the accusations that that Glenn Beck has made about him here in this next clip. It's important to double down on the the important news of the day. I mean, this is definitely

the top story. Obviously, I'm going to talk with Knight briefly about what he heard Beck say last night. And I guess we're going to dig through the video and audio files of it yesterday and post it just to document what we're saying. But it doesn't matter. A lot of you probably heard it saying that we want violence and that we're basically covering up the racism of Bundy and that we were out there at the ranch two weeks ago when he said all this when we all now know this was taped Saturday and would not by our reporters. And of course, we reported on it. I mean, it's one thing to say Bundy could be a hillbilly or maybe racist. I don't think that's the case. He's certainly a fossil, though. And I think some of the stuff he said could be taken as offensive. I mean, like

people out here, I bring one in the house and got them around here. I mean, it's, I mean, it's just literally out the middle of nowhere. Be like, I brought a Yankee in here. I saw one of city slicker. I mean, these are folks in the desert seven generations. So yeah, so you might just be a fossil, but he's he's not racist. He's a fossil, but he's not wrong. It's it's it's really odd to listen to Alex Jones, Alex Jones. Like for him to be talking about himself and his little orbit in the way that he does about everything else, he won't. He's nothing if not like self obsessed. And so that does happen a lot. But but like the but the way that you're like talking about posting audio files at like it's

like it's like, well, yeah, honestly, nobody just nobody cares. What are you? What's actually important? Well, what's actually important is that Glenn Beck has said that Alex wants to overthrow the government, which he kind of does. I mean, he pretty clearly has been super against the federal government for 20 years. And then he's covering up racism by not calling what Clive and Bundy said racist, which I don't know if you remember, but it was basically him saying that, hey, maybe black people were better off under slavery. Yeah. Yeah. And then he would have one in his house. He's not opposed to having a black person in his house, which is in the Bundy family considered progressive. Basically, though, everything that Glenn Beck appears to be saying

about Alex seems fair. But he's doing he's doing that thing where you're going, God damn it. Now I agree with Glenn Beck, you asshole. Yeah, that is that is the battle sometimes. It's like, oh, no, you have made a good point about Alex Jones. Yeah, low bar, though. That's pretty impressive. Yes. Yes. So yeah, he look Clive and Bundy, that was your guys first episode, right? That was our first episode. That was before Dave thought he was going to have me on the show permanently. We were just going to his garage to talk about the Bundy's. It was magic in a bottle. And the same day you put out that episode, this was happening on Alex's show talking about Clive and Bundy and how he is. He's just old fashioned, man. He's a fossil. You gotta understand.

Fossil, say the N word. I always run into hillbillies in middle of nowhere that do talk like this. Yeah. And they're actually not racist. They are literally out of a time machine. Right. But those bad things, if you go back in a time machine, there's also good things. They're saying no to the feds and no to Tiananmen Square because they're so old fashioned. That's the good part of their old fashionedness is to be straight shooting and to stand up against tyranny. But then it's like talking to somebody who got off a time machine from 150 years ago. It sounds really weird to modern trendies and metrostatials and everybody else. The one thing I was saying is correct on is the Bunnies were against Tiananmen Square.

Yes. It's just like the more that that goes on, the more it's like Jesus Christ. What is, is he mad living? He loses the thread quite a bit. He seems to like sometimes he's like a guy who starts running downhill and he can't stop. Let's start a go fund me to get him running down a hill. I would love to see that footage. I love reality shows because you get to watch the word literally be taken out back and abused. And his quote in there is they are literally from a time machine. True. I think one of the problems with that entire roll down hill and the momentum of it was that there was something true to it. They are essentially from a time machine,

but they're coming from a racist time. You're making an excuse for this by being like, no, no, no, no, no. Their minds are back from slavery time. Yeah. And we're like, yeah, exactly. That's a problem. And he's like, yeah, well, they're time travelers. They're from another time. Okay. Yeah. Well, in our time, we're not cool with that. If they are time travelers, then we need to teach them about the modern world. No, no, no. Then the whole space time continuum, then you're jumping in the middle of the ripple effect. You don't understand what you're doing to the universe. Oh, no. And you open up the road to spiders. Time spiders.

So we have a little bit more Russia and Ukraine news that comes up. And how do people think Glenn Beck's behind it? There are murmurs of this in the Council on Foreign Relations. And so we get to the possibility of nuclear war coming up, but only after, like an incessant amount of time talking about Glenn Beck. And if I was a coward, or even if I had more self preservation instincts, I would be getting my family out of the United States right now. And I'm not saying that, and that means we're going to have a nuclear war. But if there was, say, a 10% chance that there was going to be a nuclear war, would you get your family out of major target sites like the middle of Texas?

Or if there was a 10% chance robbers were coming to kill you, would you get out of your house that night? Probably higher that we're going to have a full out nuclear war. And people heard my show for 19 years. Some of you've been listening that long in Austin, been syndicated for almost 18. You know, I've never talked like that. He always talks like that. It's very regular, but he also does frequently say, you know, I don't talk like this. So if you didn't listen to a bunch of his show, you wouldn't know that Dave, you seem to have maybe a bone to pick with Texas. I just maybe laugh that he he he put like the main targets and central Texas. Central Texas. I mean, all right. Yeah, sure. Yeah, the great thread of central Texas. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll hit them right where the economy's heart pulses from. The middle of Texas. We've we've long known that the Kremlin wants to take out Bevo, the University of Austin. We can eradicate water burger, then they will be put in our hands. You see the red dawn, we have to take out the football capitals first. That's right. Texas A&M is where these hydra heads from. So David Knight, the guy who was the move, yes, the guy who was moving, he shows up and he wants to come in and talk about how Glenn Beck has been talking this shit. And this leads Alex to make quite a bold pronouncement about Glenn Beck. What he was saying was he said they're pushing for this. He goes, when I heard that it was I knew from the beginning

that I didn't want to I want to be on the other side of the story because info wars made this a national story. He goes, that should be a red flag, not a false flag, ha, ha, ha, but a red flag blaming drugs and giving him the credit drugs made it a national story. We broke it. He made it national. It is a big story. And he's saying that, you know, we're constantly pushing for revolution. I think that's not true. What happened there is exactly what Glenn Beck claims he wants to see happen. And that is peaceful people peacefully standing up with loaded guns in their face like Tiananmen Square. Now, some people, I didn't see anybody down there with a gun on them, but there were. Well, actually, there was a couple of guys that were holding rifles, but

nobody was pointing back up there. There was one guy on the bridge. They keep showing that picture from multiple angles. Okay. Now it's been projected onto us. And now we weren't there this weekend when he made the the black comments. And then he said, he said, mostly we were involved in that. He said, these guys are embedded there. They're everywhere. He goes, they know that he was making those comments last Saturday. Well, that was not even the same Saturday. He's not. He's totally not wrong. He I know his I know his insider people. He's got at least four FBI just with him at all times. We're so called retired. This is FBI. Just like Al Sharpen's FBI, I would bet my right arm. The FBI is feeding all this to Glenn Beck. Glenn Beck is the FBI. Oh, it's like beautiful. It's like

jazz nonsense. I mean, it is. There's so much phenomenal stuff in there. But the it's it's also amazing that, okay, you have the audio of Glenn Beck saying this, but in order to preserve the illusion of news, you're bringing in the guy who just listened to the AM radio for his first person account of listening to the AM radio station. Playing the clip wouldn't be as fun. Glenn Beck is the FBI. And then to have the balls to be like, and what should we lay underneath that? Let's do a little Joe Cocker help from my friends. Do you do you think that Glenn Beck is FBI? The evidence is pretty strong. Now, more important question,

do you think that Alex knew he was going to make that accusation when the sentence started? No, honestly, no, I think, you know, it's I again, I mean, we're outsidery, but it is there's just there's there's, you know, the different connection points. And as he starts to advance and run down the hill, it's sort of like, you know, remember Plinko on the price is right, where it just sort of drops and lands and it's sort of like that. His mind is Plinko-ing. He's bouncing around and then it's false flag and then it drops in the FBI. And so Glenn Beck is the FBI. Yeah, but he's going to stick with this for now. But I should say in the present day,

Glenn Beck likes Alex. So Alex likes Glenn Beck now in 2022. He must have been wrong about the FBI, I think, because he still has his right arm. So, well, yeah. And he's, you know, one of the great things about Alex is that every episode is a bottle episode, you know, nothing really, there's no, you don't have to hold yourself to any of these predictions like nuclear war, Beck is the FBI. It all just washes away tomorrow. It's, it's awesome. Groundhog Day Conspiracy Man. Mm hmm. Right. No continuity. Right. I wonder how many times he's like predicted,

like, you know, something like nuclear war, like if you could go back and count, it would be incredible. Over 20 years, like on our show, I would say at least 50 times I've heard it. That was so good. Yeah. And Chicago is often the target that he brings up. And so I take this personally. I'm very threatened by his false predictions. Now, did David, is David Knight still with Glenn Beck? I know he's got his own radio show on iHeart or whatever. David Knight used to work for Info Wars, but he got fired maybe like a year ago. He got into a fight with this guy named Steve Pacenek. Steve Pacenek is this bullshit artist who had lied to Alex about stuff. And he was saying that all the ballots in the 2020 election were watermarked and they all

were like tracked by blockchain. And so trouble was going to reveal the election was stolen. And David Knight was telling Alex not to believe this nonsense. And David Knight got fired. You'd never say that to never say don't believe anything to Alex Jones. You would get fired. Yeah, he was there. He was a long standing employee. He had had a heart attack not too long before this. He'd come in on his day off to talk about Glenn Beck years in the past. And no, no consideration given. I've always kind of been a little bit fascinated by Info Wars as a workplace as a, you know, because like when they're not on air, obviously something is happening. Yeah, yeah. I bet I bet they're exactly the same. I bet they're just sitting around the

water cooler talking about the same shit they talk about on air. I bet it's no fucking different. Do you think that they actually believe the stuff around the water cooler or it's like comics pitching jokes to each other? Do you think there's something here? Glenn Beck is FBI. Do you think there's something here? Yeah, I think they believe. I think they're the kind of guys that just endlessly talk nonsense. It goes back to when the Bundy's took over the wildlife place in Oregon. At one point there were eight guys sitting in a circle talking about their military histories. And then when a documentarian investigated them, none of them been in the military, but they were all trading war stories. It's just like that. Like I think once it got

started, they were just sitting around talking and they're all yes and and they all they on some level know it's not true, but they're also so fucking deranged that they it's they inherently believe it. Does that makes it makes it. Yeah. And I think that is what makes like the like the the grifting of today more dangerous because I think they like it's like if you put them on a lie detect detector, would they pass? I don't know. But I know if they're around each other, they're not going to admit that it is bullshit. They are because you know they you don't want that sort of grifting is not okay. But if you believe it hard enough, then potentially it is true. And that's really like our entire structure of government and you know, half of the successful

people who give commentary on it are just finding their footing for their own personal benefit. And and you know, and find when you find an audience, of course, you're going to keep believing it, you know, air quoting. Yeah. And the first person to like break kayfabe in that in that environment is going to get eaten by the other grift spiders. Right. Right. And it'll only reinforce the the kayfabe. And it's like, Oh, no, you were the one who wasn't. You want to be there the day when Alex Jones just goes, I've been lying. And they're all like, Oh, we have to sir. I know. That'll take some serious a a meetings, I think. Yeah. So it turns out there's one rule at info

wars. There's only one rule. And you're never you won't believe what it is. By the way, has there not been a directive the full year you're here to not attack one back and not talk about it? That's right. Have there been any other directives about anything else? No. And just tell the truth. It was very hard to do that. And don't invite and keep the eyes on stopping the global. That's right. Yeah. Tell the truth, I guess, abstractly and leave them back alone. You don't want to attack our other ally that's fighting against the globalists. Come on, man. Think about it. It's the only one. Rule one of info wars. Don't attack Glenn Beck. Rule number two. Don't attack Glenn Beck.

And that's it. I love the moment of, are there any other directives? If you're here, you're probably like, well, shit, I think I'm supposed to say no, but that's a crazy answer. But I want these goading me to say no. No, no, that's it. You got someone's keypad. You can punch people. You don't need to wear clothes around here. You can steal. Just leave Glenn Beck the fuck alone. Do not hurt back. So one of the things that I find the most fun in these episodes is when people bring out quotes because they're often wrong. And sometimes it's a little silly. Like this time with David Knight,

he whiffs this one a little bit. And as Jesse Ventura said, I don't know if it was his original expression. First they assassinate your character, then they assassinate you. That was Gandhi. Okay. That's what Gandhi said. Okay. Easy to mix up. This is even terrain. This is also the one that came up with the suplex. To live in an environment where that is not, that that is just a passing moment. It's a mix of Jesse the body ventura and Gandhi again.

Fun fact, it's actually not even a Gandhi quote. It did sound a little like aggressive for a Gandhi quote. Now Gandhi said, don't shoot until they see the whites of your eyes. That was Gandhi. From my cold, dead hand, Gandhi. No, that was Stone Cold Steve Austin. You're getting them all fucked up. That was gold in my ear. Gandhi 316 says I just whipped your ass. Tell me how my ass tastes, Gandhi.

They have a fraught relationship with quotes on info wars. We covered his documentary end game and I was fascinated because every quote was fake. It was just wall-to-wall Jefferson quotes that weren't real. A couple of Hitler quotes that were fake. It was just wild. I don't understand how you can take such stock in these quotes and just be like, wow, that's actually just from a meme. I don't know. It's not real. But still, it's a pretty good meme. It sounds good. That's a good meme. It's a very good meme.

Once you see it in writing, then all bets are off. It's a thing. In this next clip, we have Alex. I'll be honest with you. I'm not sure if there's much of a point to this clip. I'm playing it because I want you to feel what it's like to have some ramble in your life. It's really just aimless. They knew when they were flying into flat clouds, that was the factories they had to bomb. I know when I get enemy attacks that I'm over the target. If I get killed or set up, let's just get one thing straight. You didn't have a victory over me, New World Order. I knew what I was climbing into. I knew the cockpit I was getting into. I am steering into the flag. The more I get,

the more I know I'm on target. I just want everybody to understand that, that I'm in this to win it. I'm not in this because I'm a narcissist. I'm not in this because I want a big name for myself. I am in an absolute war that I know is real. I've committed my full life to it and I feel like I'm not doing a good enough job to fight these tyrants. I believe in humanity and I'm committed. I want to believe in other libertarian talk show hosts. I want to believe in you. I want to beat these people. I want a better world. I want to uphold my family name. I want to be honorable. I want to look at the facts and try to give you the most reasoned, historical, morally based analysis I can and I'm in pure myself. I'm worldly myself. I'm not

perfect, folks. I'm not on some high horse. I'm not here lecturing you. Yeah, so there are long stretches of his show that just are like that. It's clear he's talking to himself. Right. Yeah, it's just rambling nonsense. Well, and it actually reminds me a lot of the Hulk Hogan quote, thou doth protest too much. That was actually a che. Oh, sorry. Damn it. Well, either way, the point stands. It's kind of fascinating to go and listen to as much of the shows you do because there are these moments of like, you're basically just someone who doesn't go to therapy talking to yourself, talking about yourself and in your feelings on air and it can feel a little pointless. You know, you're in a good rhythm when you're

saying, I'm not a narcissist. That's how you know things are going pretty well. It generally means you've been accused of that a bit. Yes, but even for him because it's sort of like the unwinding of his own mind, he's accusing himself and defending himself against himself a little bit. Well, you know, it's a self soothing behavior. That's what he's engaged in. He's expressing this idea too. You get the flack when you're above the target and that's his way of justifying like every negative consequence that comes his way is actually a sign of his virtue. Every attack is just because I'm so right about everything and it's pretty sad. It's a bummer. Sometimes you're just a dick. And it's been so effective that it is like

it is. I mean, even then, he was obviously such a powerful figure at that time, but to think that that has even grown out of that is so depressing because it's like it's been so effective. I mean, I remember when my friend's mom was like, well, I watch Fox News because it's fair and balanced. And I was like, well, that's what they're saying. You know what I mean? What are you talking? It's that simple to hack our dumb little brains. Yeah. Catch phrases, man. They work. Yeah. Yeah. Just ask Gandhi. Yeah. So one of the things that actually is fun, sort of about Alex's show is that he will come in from breaks with music sometimes and he like really gets to feeling it. One of the best that we've heard is Glenn Fry's You Belong to the City.

He rocks out over that and it is amazing. This is a little bit weaker than that, but still a pretty good example of him vibing. We are marching, my friends, towards what all analysts openly say, all analysts I've seen on television are read, across the political spectrum say could easily lead to thermal nuclear war. Russia's submarines carrying supersonic hydrogen bomb tips. Cruise missiles are now popping up off the coast of the United States, clearly to launch attacks. He have given the go ahead codes against US East Coast sub bases and aircraft carrier bases.

Russia is openly saying that they are prepared for nuclear war. If the enemy of the globalist forces in Ukraine launch attacks on Russian interest. So it's a little dramatic. Oh, man. That could be like, you know, you throw some guerrillas music behind that and you've got to fucking hit track. It is. It is a mashup, but it's like it's just a terrible remix. There is something to be said for Alex talking over music that unfortunately I think I'd buy an album of it. It would be it would be an interesting late career pivot for him to get into. Yeah, it seems it's like Tony Bennett's duets. It's just like he can sort of just he's bringing his his his spice to the classics.

Alex Jones doing the Great American Songbook. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just the music while he's just talking about the reptilians. Yeah, it's when it's William Shatnery on his album. Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah. It really is a little a little angrier, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Talking about Russian nuclear subs off the coast ready to launch. Yeah. I don't think that's responsible probably. No, no. But God, I mean, that version is going to be stuck in my head all day. So we get back to Glenn Beck business because, like I said, this is the this is the top story of the break of nuclear war. Plus that guy heard Glenn Beck while he was moving. Right. And it involves Alex. And so it's very important. Yeah. Yeah. So apparently some people at Fox have

told Alex some things that are disconcerting fair about that by high level people. I mean, repeatedly, it's not even that big of a deal. I'd be going into Fox Studios for another show. They say, Glenn Beck is freaking out climbing walls. You can't come on now. I mean, that's fine. I'm going over to the view and going over to do, you know, CNN. I mean, it's not that big of a deal. But, you know, Glenn Beck and his quote, people don't, you know, don't want you in here. They're throwing fits. And, you know, they've got pull in the government. And I'm like, what do you mean? And he goes, man, the guy's the government. Glenn Beck is the government. Wow. I can name names, but I'm not going to name names. Okay. He's not going to name names. But Glenn Beck is the

government. Yeah. No, look, would naming names really help his case? Because it's quite a claim for sure. But Alex isn't going to do that. No, he's above it. He's classic. Yeah. He's a class act. Yeah. He was actually on the view. He was. Yeah. He was on talking about Charlie Sheen. Oh, my God. He was in the joint of AR. Charlie, Charlie Sheen had that meltdown on Alex's show. That was where it all like happened. Wow. And because Alex was at the center of that, he got invited on the view and just yelled in for wars.com a bit. It's pretty surreal, though, to see him sitting there on that set. That feels like green screen. I also like that Glenn Beck is climbing the walls like Spider-Man. So Glenn Beck is both

freaking out over the existence of Alex Jones and the infringement upon Glenn Beck's orbit at some of these cable news operators. And at the same time is so powerful that he's the government. He got upgraded from the FBI to the whole government, which is pretty impressive over the course of like an hour. Yeah, within an hour. So that's huge. Yeah. And apparently he's Spider-Verse. Have you ever seen Glenn Beck's Christmas show? His one-man show about Randall the boy in the bicycle? Have you ever seen it? I have not. I cannot recommend enough. The man is out of his fucking mind. And we watched it in the theater, me and Josh Olson. And people got mad at us for laughing. Yeah, like the right way people were very, like they were decked out in their full

flags and all that shit. I can't imagine a exterior environment to see a movie like that. It is a deep, deep, deep journey into the mind of Glenn Beck, and it is fucking outstanding. I've heard some great reviews of his books. I've never read a book. I mean, his books. I've read books. I've heard negative reviews of his books. Yeah, I can imagine. So Alex isn't gonna, he's not gonna name names. Nope. That is a policy that he has. But maybe. Yeah, I mean, in a way, it shows you that, you know, he is honorable when it comes to not outing these sources. Sure. But it's also, God damn, would it really help some of this stuff just to really elevate it? It would just be so fucking helpful. Could you give us a

damn specific please? Just one, maybe. Maybe name a name just so we could be like, okay, yes, that name was right. Now you don't need to anymore. Well, maybe he will. Maybe he will. Glenn Beck, you want it, buddy? Maybe I'll name names, son. You want it? You're gonna get it. You want it? You're gonna get it. As I gave you the benefit of the doubt, and I knew you were after me, and I said, leave me alone. Well, you think the fact that you're Benedict Garnerland gonna come out? You were spouting White House talking points three days before word for word, it came out of media matters. You got the memo before they did, bud. We got your ass. Whoa. What? He's got him. You want more? We're gonna compel a dossier and all your people now, and we're gonna put it out for folks.

We're gonna realize your little base over there is a CIA FBI substation. Oh my God. This is quite a threat. It's a CIA FBI substation substation. Yeah, it is a below ground CIA FBI substation from which he runs the federal government government. Yep. And we know this because he had the same talking point that media matters did three days later. Yeah. Case concluded, motherfucker. It's over. And I should also say that we only know that this three day thing is happening because Alex is saying it and he's iffy on dates. But again, once you get the dossiers compiled, which I'm sure they were and put out, I bet. Yeah. I'm sure that that was validating and corroborated all of it. Well, sure. Yeah. And Glenn Beck went away because he was shamed

out of the public. Well, we just revealed that he was the government and that's over. Yeah. And then he got deposed, I guess, because he's no longer the government. Nope. There was a coup. No, but he still runs the FBI CIA substation. We got your ass. Kind of implies that it's in between a couple stations, you know, like in case people need to camp out there for a mission. Or it's actually a station on a sub. Think about it. Whoa. In the middle of Texas, because isn't he doesn't operate out of town. Maybe that's the high level target that the nuke was going to say. You better be careful where he's operating from. Now we're getting to Jane Helm, aren't we? Wow. Yeah. Just got to figure out how the

spiders play into this. And we are on to something. Man, he must. He must. I mean, I don't. I mean, what the level of drugs to keep this up. Is it? Yeah. I mean, we're thinking like, what is the belief on him? Is it is it Adderall? Is it is it booze? Is it a cocktail? He's definitely a drunk for sure. Okay. He's he does his show drunk sometimes less so lately. But in the past, he would he would be very clearly drunk. Like one Christmas Eve, he was so drunk, he threw a hatchet at one of his cameras. It was madness. Oh, my God. He also I he told me why didn't he have a hatchet? Why didn't he? Why wouldn't he have a hatchet? Because it was Christmas Eve, dummy. Sometimes he has big knives in the studio. Sometimes

he has like a Barrett 40 cal like cannon. There's a there's a Surreality to to some of that. But yeah, he had he had that hatchet. That was a good day. Rogan has said that Alex told him that he has a problem with Adderall. And so there is some kind of a stimulant thing right feels like it. That's yeah, that's what keeps like the words running. Yeah. And just any like, I think, you know, from performing and doing shows, you know, it can be exhausting, even though it doesn't look like it's exhausting. Yeah. And what he does is pretty high intensity and not have some kind of a supplement, if you will. Yeah, that would be great if you just started selling that as the supplement. The Adderall booze combo is pretty fucking ridiculously. The way that Adderall can

keep the gears going, no matter what you're throwing at it, if you take enough is pretty remarkable. I've certainly had some friends tell me that if you're drinking pretty late, like maybe you're at three, four a.m. bar here in Chicago, and someone gives you some cocaine, it balances you out a little bit. You know, this stimulant booze have that effect. Friends. Friends. Yes. Yeah. And I know from having done cocaine at three or four in the morning. But it is. But while, and a lot of times it will be the appearance that you're in control, but your memories will not be there to really back that up. So you will seem fine, but you are out of your mind. This is how Alex gets away with forgetting that Glenn Beck is the government. Right. Right. His

holes in his memory. Sure. But look, so he's got to put together these dossiers, right, on Glenn Beck's staff. And to do that, he's going to need some help. And so he calls out, he puts it out into the universe. Obi-Wan kind of thing. This is one fucking day of a fucking show. This is one day. Yeah. This is fucking crazy. Dave, this is fast. Dave, honestly, this is one of the less crazy. I was worried that some of these clips would be very boring. Wow. Wow. So here is Alex calling for some help. I wonder what Anonymous is going to do about this. Anonymous, are you going to let them bring me down? What? I'm for real. I need to ask Rich to come to my aid right now. I can tell the enemy is rolling the Death Star around. It's going to be clear to fire in five

minutes. What are you going to do? What? I need you to help me. I'm for real. People want to bring me down. And they can bring me down. They can bring you down. They can bring Drudge down. They can bring a roll net daily down. They can bring the real liberal media down. The libertarian Thomas Jefferson media down. Yeah, Thomas Jefferson media. What the fuck is happening? It's amazing that it's like, I wonder if he's talked to anyone. I wonder if like, and it's because there's no real information, but it's just evolving in his psychosis to the point now where he's like, look, Anonymous, you're in the crosshairs now. Yeah. You're just as exposed as I am here, you know? To Glenn Beck because he's the government. Anonymous, Glenn Beck will unmask you and take you

down. I do love that. At this point, Alex is looking at Anonymous as like some kind of a like, they got my back. Come on, brothers. Do we even know, wait, have we heard what Glenn Beck said about him yet? He said that the Info Wars wants a revolution and that he didn't want to get involved with the Bundys because Info Wars was involved. And he just made a very, he just made a very nearly offhanded comment. And this is what's happening. He said, he also said that Alex was excusing the racism of Clive and Bundy's comments, which Alex wasn't. But again, when you're dealing with racist time travelers, you have to be open to their racism a little bit. Right. You'd be time travelist if you didn't. Yeah. It's just gotten so crazy that it's like, I can't remember where we started

from because it's so, I mean, this is, yeah, because he made those comments. Now, now they are taking down everything. They're calling on Anonymous, bring down all of Glenn Beck's operation. Dave, this is part of the globalist's death star. You should be freaked out. Yeah. They're ready to fire in five minutes. You should be worried right now. In the past 90 minutes, Glenn Beck has gone from an AM radio show host to a cable news host to now he's the government who is going to unmask and take down all of these people. Listen, Anonymous, if you don't stop him now, he's going to get his AT-ATs out and he's going to storm your base. Yeah. Yeah. I hate to say this, guys, because if you're having this much of like

wonderment at this point, I don't know if you can handle the next clip. Oh, let's go. I cannot fucking wait. Because this is something that's kind of normal on his show. But for you, this might be like a lot to take in. I'm going to throw a hatchet. Okay. I'm going to say a prayer. God, I recognize that this is a key juncture point that the enemy realizes that we're growing exponentially as they come after us with their operatives. Please, I've been a humble servant and tried to be the best I can. And please, please protect us and please help us expose the enemies within foreign and domestic. And please allow me to continue on in my work so that I can do a better job and continue to wake others up. Or if it is your will that they destroy me, please let it be an

edifying message to all so that we can learn from it. And in the end, defeat these enemies within these Benedict Arnold's. In the name of your son, Jesus Christ, Amen. Oh my God. Oh my God. I mean, the best prayers always have my enemies foreign and domestic within them. Yeah. Yeah. Man, to the balls. The the again, I mean, it's like, if you just surround yourself with people who will let you get away with things, this is how you get to the point where you're doing like, pretty much one on one public prayers with God. Yeah, it's it's there was just the religion was really the only thing separating him from Jim Jones. And then boom. He prays on air more than you'd think. And it's suspicious how often the prayers seem to be a

performance. There is there's a little bit of a he's talking about Glenn Beck in this prayer, very clearly. Yeah. Yeah. He's he's sub praying back. Now, if that wasn't too much to take in this next clip might this will give you whiplash jarring because this is immediately after he prays. This is what he says. I just ask you all to pray for this broadcast and pray that all be revealed and that all the veils be torn back from the would be religious cult leader that is the CIA front man, the FBI front man, the Justice Department, Obama front man that is going back. Wow. And I just pray that that happen. And if it's God's will, it will. He likes to invoke God all day. When I invoke God, I do it very humbly in

God's presence. Yeah, when Alex does it, it's classy. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You can just you can get a pink. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's he's sort of looking down on Glenn Beck for evoking God and bringing God up after he just prayed. His enemies foreign and domestic. Man, it's tough to get your head around. It would be it would just make so much sense if the set of infowars was just like multiplicity where there were five of him. And they just are kind of swapping in and out. You've got the religious Jones, the conspiratorial Jones, the musician Jones. Sure. The terrified of spiders, Jones, the just read headlines, Jones, which is the one where you're like, this one's not the best copy. We've got the spider guy. We shouldn't let him on air too often. The

very red Alex Jones from that picture that before and after pictures. Tomato Jones. Man, I mean, Lando Jones. It's not the actor. It's actually just like a Florida Alex Jones. Yeah, yeah. He has like board shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. And it's it's really, it's really remarkable to think that nothing has changed. No, in this two hour period that nothing has changed except for potentially the level of intoxication or something or just like the ratings or whatever, just the fact that he's just going. I don't think he's drunk to be fair. I can usually tell like these. He has little tells and he seems pretty sober. But here's the thing. Like every episode is essentially an adventure

for him, you know, right? Steps out his front door when he starts the show. And who knows? Yeah, right. Right. He could end up in Mordor. He could end up just at the other side of the Shire. Who knows? It's madness. It's plenty. Who knows where the point? I mean, that is fucking amazing. We have, we have learned just an immense amount. But we have more to learn about Glenn Beck. Good. Because we've learned he's the FBI. He's an Obama front man. Hold on. Maybe not. Oh, maybe he's above Obama. I'm so tired of the trail and the treason. I'm so tired of the dishonor. I want to think more of people. I want to believe that everything I was told about people wasn't true, even though it's been proven to be right. There's no FEMA camps.

Ron Paul has a thing called a money bomb to blow up the government. He said that when the first month, it's like money bonds are going on for six months back when he said that six, seven years ago. The army needs to be used against these people. That was the Southern Poverty Law Center. Media matters lined in. I kept saying these are government lines. These are hardcore inside lines first, not later. He doesn't repeat the lines later. He pro-generates. He gives birth. He coins them. He gets the memo first, folks. And I say he works for Obama. It's above that. And then I think about how did I get into such a hardcore game? How am I some guy from Dallas, Texas in the middle of this, ladies and gentlemen? There's no secret room telling me what to do.

I don't have any advisors. I'm just here real going up against these people. Like bragging. Nobody's talking to me about this stuff. This is straight off of the dome. I'm just riffing this shit out. Believe it or not, I am coming up with this. The other thing is if you're Glenn Beck, you're like, okay, so how do I counter this? If you're Glenn Beck's people, you're going and you're going, hey, just so you know, I guess Alex heard some of the things you said. Oh, what's he saying? He's pretty pissed off. I mean, whatever. This is media. This can happen. Hey, Glenn, when you have a second, we have someone told me about the Alex Jones thing. No, no, it's gotten a little bit more out of

control. What's he saying? In the last 15 minutes? Yeah. Yeah. In the last 15 minutes, he kind of, I guess now his pitch is that you are pretty much inside the government working for the government. Well, that's crazy. You have a sub FBI CIA station. Hey, Glenn. Glenn, do you have, sorry, I know you're trying to get some work done. There's just one more. There's a new update. So it seems now that he's suggesting that you're sort of coming up with the talking points for the government and that that's so you're no longer part of the government. You're maybe are the government. And he bet his right arm on the fact that you are. He'll cut his arm off if you're not. Again, sometimes I just think about how I wanted to be a standup. Hey, Glenn,

sorry, I know it's only been eight minutes. Yeah. You're above Obama now. You might be Obama. How is that? How am I supposed to say anything? The show's got another two hours. He's been running for 17 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll keep you posted. Can I get back on? Can I get back on with Samantha Bee to talk to her about this? Can I apologize for something? Can I talk to him? Yep. It's definitely a heavy day for Alex in terms of escalating. It doesn't always snowball quite like this. It feels druggy. It feels like he's been popping pills as this has been going on. Maybe they just have a fog machine in the studio, but it just releases

Adderall. Oh, vaporized Adderall. That's a good theory. We're on to something here. I don't know. I mean, like, is anger a drug? I mean, it kind of is for some folks. It is in the way. Yeah, Dave will tell you. It is in the way to where it's like he is, you know, it's not, he's not shouting in, you know, at his friends at a bar. He recognizes the, you know, people are listening to this shit. And if they're eating up the trash, that makes him want to throw more trash. And as the day goes on, the trash piles have to get bigger and crazier. And so now he's just sort of slamming around in a pile. That's one of the problems with like this style of broadcast just in general. Yeah, the home media. I mean, I've had friends that have gone completely insane

because they're just in a room talking to himself on YouTube. Like, yeah, it's a bad, it's a bad medium if you're alone and no one is going, Hey, check yourself a little bit here. Yeah, if you don't have a boss and like a lot of the stuff that you're talking about is kind of extreme, then people respond to the extreme stuff. And then you kind of lean into that. And how do you get it? How are you exciting if like you're used to saying extreme stuff? Like it's a downward spiral. And tomorrow you need to say some crazier shit. You have like what's Glenn Beck going to be tomorrow? Yeah. We all have Russian subs off the coast ready to New America and Glenn Beck is above Obama. I've got a new, I think I've got

Dan a new merch pitch would be what's Glenn Beck going to be tomorrow. I'm going to get I'm going to I'm going to have Jordan put that up on our T public or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But magic coming back around and then being friends with this guy after that be like me being friends with Jen Kirkman. It's not something that can happen. I think it'll happen to be fair. I think Alex has said way worse things about Glenn Beck than this. This could be argued to be a compliment. In a way, it's a scary compliment, but in a way it is, you know, you are higher than Obama. Yeah. You know who's higher than Obama? Alex Jones. Well, he is high as fuck. Yeah. It's definitely an insult or an accusation that involves competence.

Glenn Beck, you are so competent that you are above the president. Anonymous. Let's go. Yeah. I need a giant team of faceless hackers in order to take you down. Yeah. I can rationalize that as being a positive. Yeah. It's a scary compliment, but it's a compliment. This was from 2014. So did anonymous come to help him? I can't remember about that. Yeah. Well, Glenn Beck on Masked Them. Yeah. Yeah. Glenn Beck on Masked Them. Then we saw Obama's birth certificate. It was back. Oh, actually, Alex doesn't believe the birth certificate stuff. He did. What a line. He did. He initially believed it, but then he realized that it was a trick because the people like the Obamas put it out knowing that people like Alex and the right-wing

community were racist. And so they would jump on top of it and take the bait. It's a false flag birth certificate. You bet. You bet. In reality, Obama's dad is Frank Marshall Davis. I'm sorry. He's a communist guy. I don't know. I haven't taken this line too much further than that. He made a documentary about it at some point. He stole the documentary about it called Dreams of My Real Father. Oh, my Lord. What a title. It's still a bit racist, to be honest. It was a different time, Dan. Alex is a time traveler. He's a time for God's sake. So at this point, we've entered the sort of home stretch of the show. And Alex brings on Joseph Farrah, the guy who runs WorldNet Daily, on to the program. Oh, God. We're not going to listen to, well, just one clip of it,

because it's pretty boring. It's mostly about how the Clintons wanted to take him out. And I don't know how that's relevant. Take out Alex or the WorldNet Daily. WorldNet Daily, back in the 90s. Yeah. Yeah. And so now we're in 2014. Sort of getting credibility off that. Did they end up murdering? They didn't. Okay. No, because I'm not sure if he got murdered and then this is a clone or an impostor. No, but they weren't close because he was asking too many questions about Vince Foster. There's the buzz name. Oh, gee. Yeah. So Farrah, one of his big points is that, like, we got to stick together. There's not many of us who are in this. And he accidentally includes Glenn Beck in his list of names. Oh, yes. For a long time. When I started the WorldNet Daily,

a fair years, I thought to myself, you know, I wonder why nobody else is doing this. I wonder why nobody else is seeing, oh, we're having a modest degree of success here. Why isn't anybody joining the practice? Finally, after, you know, many years, there've been info wars, there's a bright part of the Daily Callers, but, you know, Glenn Beck, you know, now we have some other folks out there joining us. And we got to make sure that we don't split hairs with them. The other side wants to have a united front. Where's our united front? I totally agree. When you talk about this every time on the phone or on air, and Savage is doing that good for him. I mean, the attacks, and I'm not going to bring it up. It's just Beck saying that, quote, I want a violent revolution

in a civil war. When I say the opposite, that I'm a racist covering up for Bundy. I mean, maybe you're right. Maybe he's just doing it out of fear, but it doesn't matter. I'm being thrown under the bus here. And it's very creepy. And I'm just glad that you're an honorable person, Joseph Farrah. Look forward to seeing you next week. And I'm glad you're not a coward. That's how I end my interviews. But really, every lunch I have with anybody, I ended by saying, I'm glad you're not a coward. That's always how I end things. I do it after someone orders. I'm glad you're not a coward. You went with fries instead of potato salad. I mean, it really is amazing to have said all the things you've said and then have this guy

drop Glenn Beck and be like, well, look, to be honest, I'm not a huge Glenn Beck fan. It's like, you're not a huge fan? No, he's hotter than Obama. Yeah. Yeah. There's some dissonance. How do you not say to that guy? He says that about Glenn Beck. And you go, well, you know, he has a substation name. He runs the FBI and see it like it's just put that Alex. I think this question answers itself. And that is that Joseph Farrah is not a coward. Bringing this up would inevitably lead to some pushback. And I think that's probably why you just go along to get along. None of this means anything. Anyway, Alex actually believes that Glenn Beck is above Obama. But it's just talk.

It's so clear there that that's the case because he's just, he uses it in the wrap up. Well, to be honest, I'm not a huge Glenn Beck fan. He says civil war. But anyway, you know, potato, potato, great to have you on. I just got to defend myself. I got to defend myself a little bit. He might be in charge of the globalist death star. We're not sure. Anyway, a little help from my friends is going to play us out. Anonymous. A little help from anonymous. Yeah. It's, it's, it's silly. Things don't make sense. And that's just part of the info war. You know, man, man. So in this, in this third hour of his show, he was interviewing Joseph Farrah and then the premise was basically that he was going to take calls. But time essentially runs

out and too much time complaining about Glenn Beck. And so there's no calls. And Alex is, Alex is feeling a little bit like, you know, I'm cool. I'm a cool guy. And that's kind of the vibe he wants to go out on. These globalists are evil. I said I'd take calls, but I won't. I'm out of time. It's so creepy to be talking about the White House. Glenn Beck, the average person scared of what their neighbor thinks of them. Every once in a while, I'll be in a restaurant or walking down the street or in a store and some socialist globalist come over and go, ah, you're a cuckoo idiot. And I hate you. I like to kick your butt or black helicopters, cuckoo man or boo boo. According to my table that's happened a few times.

This is some liberal thing they do. They go boo boo boo. Save on you. And it just means nothing to me. I was over to Buddy's once at his local community pool hot tub. And these trendies come over and they go, Alex Jones, I think you're a disgrace and a cooter. And they all say, a couple of months ago, Weldon was there. He was over there with me. We had a few beers and I just looked at him and I just kept talking to him and they laughed because my buddies laughed because it meant nothing to me. Those guys thought them laughing at me would upset me. It didn't upset him. No, he's just talking about it. I always find that to be like really sincere and convincing when people

bother me. I'm talking about it here because I'm fine with it. I was just at a community pool slash hot tub. Gareth, it seemed to disgust you a little bit. You were taken aback by the community pool. First of all, community pool. I'm like, is Alex Jones going to a community pool? But that's not crazy. But community hot tub just has like weird kind of orgy vibes. You know what I mean? Like yes, community hot tub. It's like a community pool. I'm like, all right, somewhere for the kids to go on the weekends. It's a community hot tub. It's like, all right, you fucking creep. Yeah. The part after the slash was community pool slash hot tub. And also just picturing Alex. I mean, it remind me like of when, you know, they put

Bugs Bunny in a cauldron and try to cook him. Like Alex Jones just, yeah, just Elmer Fudd carroting him up and just, what color does Alex Jones turn in a hot tub? It's lobster town, man. Yeah. I mean, seriously, he must start crustationing. Well, here's the thing. You guys don't listen to a ton of this. You wouldn't know, but a lot of Alex's stories take place in hot tubs. Yeah. He has a famous story about being in a hot tub and a couple of globalists came in and we're going to get you. They were like threatening him in the hot tub. And then another time he was at a hot springs and some globalists came. We get threatened by globalists in hot water a lot. He might want to stay clear of some of these hot bodies. But it's so hilarious. Is there a

space in here? I'm a globalist. Excuse me. So it says six people at a time. Is that six regular humans? How many globalists may squeeze in? Now, don't mind my eight legs. Yeah. Pardon me. I'm going to recognize you. The spider comes out. And what do you do, sir? I'm a globalist. It's on the business card. Hey, globalist. We're both in the globalist business. So this brings us to the end of this episode. And I don't know if you have some feelings on making it through something of basically your birthday, your show's birthday. Yeah. Wow. I mean, at least everything's gone so much better since then. Yeah, it's it is like, you know, I mean, he's he's, you know, he's just such a train wreck figure. But it's almost like,

I guess you think of him when you don't know as much as as you, you all do, you know, that he is, I mean, he is dangerous in so many ways, but it's also this is the mind of a child. Yeah, it's just the child's mind. And it's just pretty simple what's going on. And it's, I guess, very effective for those who are in. But there's really not much to it. He's just trying to keep the fucking, you know, keep the train running, just keep the words coming out, create the strawman. He's, you know, he's got his terms. They're very effective. And to what you were saying, like he walks out his door and he, I mean, he's like, every day he's a Pixar movie for him. Yeah, I'm certain he has essentially no preparation for anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just just seed of

his pants. Yeah, that's how you can get these ridiculous things like an entire show where he's escalatingly accusing Glenn Beckham stuff. Right. It's like, well, I have nothing else really to talk about. I've already made people scared about this nuclear war thing. And I got nowhere else to go with that. I mean, it's just what, what can I say in between hawking survival items? Yeah. He really, he really is like when people like, like you have a friend that did something and then you just in your head, you're like, Oh, I'm going to say this to him and this to him and then it kind of spirals out and you're just thinking of all the stuff that, but he that's all he does on the show. Like it's, it's the kind of thoughts you have. And then

you go, Oh, no, it's just frank. I just fucking call him. But, but he just goes for hours. It's a guy spiraling out for fucking hours. If this was, if this was so hugely important, it probably should have gotten on his radar in another way than a guy who worked for him was moving. Well, again, like I said, the guy who was moving his brother heard it and told the guy who was moving. I mean, it's like, come on. God, it's so good. He won't reveal his sources. And what he does, it's a guy who works for me as brother. One of his big sources of information in the present day is his wife's tennis partner. He gets a lot of deep intel from her. But yeah, you know, this show is stupid. So that's one of the lessons. So the next day is he,

it just over a completely non to something else, or does he continue on? Will he continue on with something like this or will he just drop it? It changes. I'm not sure. I haven't listened to the next day's episode. So I couldn't say for sure. Sometimes it becomes a little bit of a crusade. And then sometimes he'll get distracted. Sure. Or like he went on Pierce Morgan's show and yelled at him about guns because Alex started a petition to get Pierce Morgan deported. That's great. Finally, we agree. Yeah. And then he got, he went on Pierce Morgan's show and started yelling at him about how like you guys tried to take our guns in 1776. And that became like two weeks of his show. Wow. So that's not even remotely.

Don't tell Alex that. Because he will yell at you for weeks. That's actually what that's actually what the worm in defense is about. Yeah. It was gun confiscation. Yeah. Oh my God. Well, thank you for having us on, Dan. Thank you. I know I'm sure almost everybody who listens to our show be aware of y'all's show, the dollop. But is there anything else you want to direct people's attention to that they should check out? I mean, I would keep your eyes on Glenn Beck. Keep your eyes peeled. We have a virtual show we're doing September 8th. We're touring. So you can go to dolloppodcast.com. I'll be recording some shows in Seattle, Portland and Vancouver.

You can go to garethrenolds.com for those stand up shows. But and listen to the dollop, like you said. Hell yeah, Dave. I got nothing. You know, fair enough. Check me out on Twitter. I'm yelling at people. Yeah, you can get into Dave's Twitter bar. Got that protected status. Yeah. Do you think Twitter ends with me having blocked everybody on Twitter just yelling at myself? I think it ends when you realize you can block yourself. If you do end up blocking everybody and you're just yelling at yourself, eventually this episode of Alex is going to be your future. Yeah. Well, thanks again, guys. It's been a real pleasure and hope we can do it again sometime.

Yeah, love to. Thanks. Awesome. Andy and Chanzas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.