Knowledge Fight - #722: Space Capitalism Is Still Capitalism
Episode Date: September 7, 2022Today, Dan and Jordan take a Wacky Wednesday breaky to experience Major Solomon Berg's return to Project Camelot. Last time, he discussed his telepathic communication with a Bachelor Squatch, and th...is time he explains the fraught history of the planet Mars. Dreamy Creamy Fundraiser (Apiary) Dreamy Creamy Fundraiser (Transgender Law Center)
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spot? My bright spot less inspirational. Finally did some laundry. You know, laundry has that, you
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do that, but you continue not doing that. I know that feeling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I reached the point
of no return on that. And then finally did my laundry, you know, it was one of those like my
last pair of underwear, right, was not underwear so much as holes that had little bindings near it.
I get to that point that you're describing there at the end, quite a bit as somebody who is somewhat
of a shot in sure, I reach the end of the laundry. Right. And I think maybe because I'm more
acquainted with the end of the laundry, I am much quicker to throw away those things that have
holes in them because they get seen by me more frequently. Right. Right. Oh, that's a fair point.
Yeah. I don't hide them in the back of the drawer. It is an interesting situation. You know, it is
on the other hand, you know, having that final warning pair of underwear. That's the, that's
the last sign before Cliff's edge, you know, Red Alert. Yeah, absolutely. That's I was almost
comforting now to know that I've got shreds that I call underwear. Yeah, thanks. I mean, if you
wait another day, it's all over. It's all over. Oh, yeah. Jordan. Yes, Dan. Today we have an episode
to go over and it's going to be some fun. So we'll get to that. But before we do, let's take a little
moment to say hello to some new walks. Oh, that's a great idea. So first, Alex Jones is the perfect
Warhammer Space Marine. Thank you so much. You're now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thank you
next. Dan Jordan is a Sasquatch hero. You got stars in his eyes. Thank you so much. You're
now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much. Picked it up there at the end. I liked
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Thank you. Also, we got a couple of technocrats in the mix, Jordan. So first, Blast Heart Cheese.
Thank you so much. You're now a technocrat. And Dan likes my stepmother's twang when she calls
into Info Wars, though I wish you wouldn't. You are now a technocrat. I'm a policy walk. I have
risen above my enemies. I might quit tomorrow, actually. I'm just going to take a little break
now. A little break for me. And then we're going to come back. And I'm going to start the show over.
But I'm the devil. I got to be taken out of here. Fuck you. Fuck you. I got plenty of words for you.
But at the end of the day, fuck you in your new world order and fuck the horse you rode in on
and all your shit. Maybe today should be my last broadcast. Maybe I'll just be gone a month,
maybe five years. Maybe I'll walk out of here tomorrow and you never see me again.
That's really what I want to do. I never want to come back here again. I apologize to the crew
and the listeners yesterday that I was legitimately having breakdowns on air. I'll be better tomorrow.
He might be. He's not, I'm sure. But we don't know because today is not going to be about
Alex Jones. Here is an out of context drama show. I have another witness that said there were nine
human AI, but he is an agent for the queen. And so he has maybe a vested interest in misleading me.
Yeah, I wouldn't be a little skeptical about that. Yeah, I would be skeptical about that too.
Carrie, hi. We have someone who is a whistleblower for who is an agent of the queen.
Great. Oh, I do love the way that you can just drop that so casually if you're Carrie just like,
and he's an agent of the queen as though that's not an absurd thing to say. Yeah. Also, probably
not true. So if you didn't recognize the voice at the end there, that is Solomon Berg, the friend
of the Squatch. Oh, indeed. He made a return appearance on Project Camelot. And so much like
when Alex sees Biden giving a speech in front of a red thing, he has got to do an emergency
report. Of course. And for us, if there's Squatch Talk, we have to do this as an emergency episode
for us. Welcome to Squatch Talk, new podcast. Now, unfortunately, I do want to, I want to say
something before we get into this. And that is that it's very obvious this guy is a listener of
our show. Oh, is it super obvious now? Yeah. There will be a couple of points on this episode where
it's painfully obvious. I was going to say it was, it was fairly certain if not 99% share before,
but it seems like now we're in a different situation. I had a little bit of trepidation
even about covering this now because it's so clear. Well, and for two reasons. One, I maybe
don't want to blow up his spot. Of course, I don't know this person. So it's not like we're not
running a two man game here. No, no, no, no, no. But I also don't want to incentivize fucking with
Kerry. Yeah. And one of the things that in like kind of gets me around on I still think I want to
cover this is that I don't think this is a prank. Like this isn't mean spirited. It's not making fun
of Kerry for believing that this guy telepathically belong like talk to the squad. No, no, no, that
is true. There seems to be a project that he's working on. And maybe I'm being a little bit
reading more into this than the needs be. Yeah. But there does seem to be a sense of interjecting
like non neo-nazi. Okay, okay. So some of these into space spaces. So we're thinking that someone
has finally taken me up on the offer to lie their way into people being good.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I like it. I'm willing to take that bet. I think it's interesting. I have
no like involvement or anything with her outside of him just very clearly being a listener of our
show. And yeah, I think as long as it's not mean spirited, we're already in too deep. Yeah,
yeah, that first one. We might as well. We have buttons about the squash. We cannot take it back.
It is who we are now. We have inextricably tired ourselves to the squash. So yeah,
this is a longer interview. Oh, I did. And not much about Squatch on this one. Okay. This is
mostly about Mars. All right. And the history of Mars. The history of Mars. Well, he's an
anthropologist. Well, you know what? That is a good point. Yeah, that is a good point. He'll get
into his mission to Mars and all of the goings on. And we'll see what we feel as we go along.
Here is the first clip just because I know you like to say hi.
Hi, everyone. I'm Carrie from Project Camelot and very happy to be here today. So I have major
Solomon Berg with me. And this is going to be the second interview that I did with him. And
basically we are doing a live interview here. And then I take it offline and I do edit any glitches
such as the first one. And then we put it out. So they're doing a live. Sure. That's fun. Right.
So she's doing it live. And then she's editing it and then putting it out not live. So just like
any other show. Right. But but it was broadcast live. Sure. She streamed it on like rumble or
wherever she streams. So like that is that is a like exciting element of this. All right.
Anything can happen. It is live. Yes. There's not chaos. No. But one of the things that I kind
of considered when we were listening to the first one was that I feel like Carrie might like not
believe this or yes or because it seemed like it might be too much to incorporate. There were
ideas that were far more to the left of her political ideology. Sure. Sure. Sure. And I was
I thought she'd be like I don't believe this but turns out all in. He's the real deal. All in.
It's it's really great to have you on my show again. Thrilled to death to to really do this kind
of an interview because as far as I'm concerned you know you're the real thing and I know we have
some other people out there that have maybe skepticism so maybe we can kind of go down that
road a little bit and you know get rid of a few of their their fears and skepticism and and see if
we can bring them round. But at any rate Major Berg is this we call these this series of the
ambassador and that refers to the what a great name watch that he or yeti or you know there's
other names for them of course that is in essence an extraterrestrial race of beings that are here
on earth with us and and he can explain that. So I think that Carrie is in yeah she definitely
is saying he's the real deal but there are some doubters and I think that if you look at the
comments there are some people who are expressing like I don't know about this and I think it's
because there is a mentality around all this stuff yeah that exists in Project Camelot and a lot of
these paranormal or you know space conspiracy worlds sure that has to do with that defining
aliens by their race and stuff like that absolutely the the pre like it's determinative of your
personality your tendencies right and bucking that is probably something that the audience doesn't
really aren't ready for or maybe have a tough time hearing and thinking is real. Well I mean it is
it is kind of that laying bare a certain element of racism which is a shortcut it is a you know as
malicious as it is at the same time whenever you move it into this like oh elves and dwarves all
have elfish and dwarfish characteristics that kind of thing then you realize that a lot of these
people it's not malicious it's just like I can't meet everybody so guess what I'm deciding all elves
are the same today that's what it is you know because I just I just I have nine friends I know
them by name and then everybody else is the same that's an awful benign uh version of racism that
you're describing I'm no no no I the one with elves is that version you know what I'm saying
that that type of situation well and I guess if you know if there is non-hatred that is kind of
just pervading this this sort of mindset that does categorize then that is the kind of person that
probably would be much easier to grasp than someone who yeah their opinions are backed by hate and
so maybe maybe there's some potential there but I don't know it could take a bit to get the audience
to accept this yeah you know I mean there is a certain part of me that when you said that they're
more left of Kerry's political ideology I don't know if she has like an ideology that is rigid
right so much as something that he's like influenced by whatever whomever is talking to her and I mean
you know but she she very much you know through her conversations about the things that she believes
true true is almost always on the reactionary right true true and so I find it difficult to
categorize her any other way yeah no no you're right and when I say that he's more left I mean
just more like in terms of seemingly more about uh civil rights sure sure type stuff yes maybe
maybe things that folks on the left are more generally trading all as equals at least yeah
so um last we spoke sure Solomon Berg was in a bunker in Israel because Squatch had to get out
of the US yeah now they have come back to the Pacific Northwest great yep they've they've returned
uh-huh major Berg can you explain maybe your new circumstances and also speak to the idea that some
people question whether this is actually you're legitimate and this is real yes yes so um I have
heard from some individuals also who expressed concerns and I wanted to address that and I wanted
to explain that I am actually transmitting from a different location um then you previously last
saw me at so I'm coming to you actually um from the northeast u.s. um I've come back home I've been
permitted to come home with Squatch with the ambassador so he is currently um he's been given
some land um that is supported and two acres monitor drones keeping safe um while he awaits
transport off world oh wow that he was able to reach a ship operated by his own people
by the overmind and that ship is traveling through a spaceport quarter um it will be here
within a matter of weeks and the ambassador will be leaving this planet farewell ambassador god damn
it I love I love him being called the ambassador I could not love that more it's a good name it is
fantastic yeah and if he needed to he could and if there if there was a revenge plot the ambassador
also does revenge you know like if somebody kills the ambassador's daughter that's when you find out
he's played by Liam Neeson the Squatch and then it's a perfect name yeah it's it's something that
fits in a lot of great places to use that the DJ the Polish ambassador it's a good name it's just
a good name throw it in and it has so many great connotations of like this is a person who's coming
yeah exactly what you do no no no but you embass liaison in some fashion when you go someplace
people feel good for a while and then there's a war I think yeah and there's brand ambassadors
that's a highfalutin title right yeah I mean that is the same thing who gives out shots at bars
that's so fun so yeah Squatch is leaving that's certainly quite a development
I think he said he's in the northeast I could have sworn he said he was in the Pacific
Northwest yeah yeah he might have misspoke yeah who knows maybe Squatch is in the Pacific
Northwest and he's in the northeast yeah maybe he was permitted to return home as was Squatch
so I mean because Squatch is being monitored by drones so he doesn't need to be there well
and in the in the northeast you're not going to find the suitable no I mean it's just not going to
Squatch is is you know Florida or right the Pacific Northwest is an upstate New York no that's not
happening no that the Squatch doesn't turn around in the Hamptons and then it's like oh shit I went
a little too far nope so yeah they're back better than ever I like a few weeks I like a few weeks
as a time period that's great he explains that like some of these ships they could travel much
faster but it would be a waste of fuel absolutely that is so fucking that is that is exactly what
makes yeah he's talking about how like these these sort of space programs sure that they're
conservative in nature not politically but actually no no yeah they want to conserve resources
safety first yeah yeah absolutely it's like that's a well that's a logistical concern that I
I guess is absent from so many of these these stories yeah but you know you don't necessarily
want to be like oh we're a type two civilization but we still gotta pinch pennies you know what I'm
saying yeah that's a little bit that's a little bit disappointing you don't get to be a type two
civilization by spending all your pennies either you're certainly not getting to type three you're
right you're right nope you're not wrong so uh the skeptics uh have some questions and berg
has some answers and I also would like you to briefly explain you know you have some skeptics
out there explain you know your rank the military relationship to the military and how that all
works yes I'm a military scientist so I think there were some people who uh were um expressing
skepticism about my presentation or my application that I didn't uh seem like a typical marine and
that's because I'm not a typical marine I was attached to the marine corps and went through
marine corps training um and was given the rank earned the rank of major through a series of
promotions but most of the time that I've been part of the marine corps as an institution I have
been engaged primarily in research and when I have been on sabbatical from the military I have been
engaged in research I am make sense an anthropologist I have been trained in both physical and cultural
and anthropology a little bit of linguistic anthropology that's not my my main focus by my
primary focus is cultural and physical with um uh archaeology experience also um
and I really am just someone who figures out other cultures whether that is you know foreign
to Americans or extraterrestrial um my expertise is people whether we're talking about humans or
Draco or uh Squatch um I'm a I'm a people person um so my my sort of focus has always been the
social dynamics of uh different uh life forms um and sort of the intersection of evolution
biological evolution cultural there's a humanity to the topics that he's talking about absolutely
there these are there's a there he's talking about cultures of uh complex groupings of aliens and
that it's so much more interesting I know I mean we're not shit talking while he's talking I'm
interested to see like I realize that well it's it's fake but it's no of course it's a more
interesting and rich uh world to discuss absolutely than the traditional like oh yes the uh raptors
are fighting with the right the Beatles right or whatever and like I don't know I I don't understand
why that wouldn't be infinitely more compelling I I'm with you I'm with you and the anthropologist
as a sci-fi protagonist is so great it reminded me of uh out of the silent planet with C.S. Lewis
whenever he had a linguist be the protagonist leaving the planet you know and it's like that
gives you so many options of communication as being the point instead of like we can't talk so
let's kill them you know like that kind of thing there aren't those confusing elements and and it's
appreciated for all of Lovecraft's failings which are many uh one of the thing that is really great
about the way the stories work is the protagonist is almost always a frail weirdo yeah he's like
interested in history or a bookish a bookish type yeah yeah so like that's the that that does lend
itself also to that that perspective being how things are viewed yes and an anthropologist
anthropological view of alien cultures is like there's so much depth to it it seems like the
only rational way to view them honestly well I don't think that people who are into Carey's world
are all that into I think they like weapons yeah I know it does it they're they're like I think
they're just space second amendment there's no I think they're more like space dads who
suddenly stop can't stop reading about world war two I think that's what it like oh there's
another documentary about Hitler or the Squatch I'm watching either one the same thing you know
so um Carey brings up that he has left Israel and come back to the United States of course
and then Berg drops a bomb on Carey uh-oh last time we spoke you were in Israel you had originally
been in the U.S. uh under military um sort of housing and all of that sort of thing in the U.S.
and then you had a reason because of if I understand it correctly and recall it correctly
the treatment of Squatch was getting questionable in the U.S. you were concerned for his safety so
you made a deal with the Israelis and because you have a Jewish background I'm not I don't
know if that's the only reason but they they allowed you into their country you you lived primarily
underground uh with Squatch so now you're back in the U.S. and you're above ground so can you
cover that ground we're all caught up everything I've just talked about in your own words and
explain how did those different periods like first with the military second you know in
America then with Israeli military and now you're in the U.S. how does that work so going back to
our original issue um yeah Squatch was not in physical danger here but Squatch was in danger of
being exploited for what I described as propagandistic purposes so Squatch who now he we're calling him
the ambassador as you kind of named him um so good as I mentioned you before they have a title
system in their society so they use titles like the architect or the doctor or uh the timekeeper
this Squatch has become known to his people as the ambassador I'm wondering if that's a reference
what a great Maxwell keeper yeah yeah yeah what a great yes and right there I can't I how could you
resist uh being like I named the Squatch that's gotta feel great yeah yeah that's pretty good yeah
that's pretty good can't argue with that uh all of a sudden he's got an ambassador and
Kerry's naming an episode the ambassador like that's just and damn like if you accept that all of this
is real then Kerry's got to be feeling like well this Squatch knows that I came up with that name
likes it and he's taking it on as its own absolutely that's that's pretty cool that's gotta
feel good Kerry has inadvertently become a member of the Squatch tribe in in some way she's affected
Squatch culture yeah yeah so Berg had to get out of the United States for a very specific reason
okay it was actually the air force that found him um and they weren't even looking for Squatch they
were investigating the UFO sighting um a different UFO sighting they happened to find Squatch uh
Squatch was held at a base in the north in the Pacific Northwest um but because of the U.S.
government's relationship with the Draco um we know we knew we knew that there was going to be
uh a struggle uh for Squatch's narrative um because Squatch has been hunted and pursued by the
Draco and hunted and pursued by the Pleiadians and we wanted to remove Squatch from being in the
middle of that struggle um so we did that we went to Israel because several of us qualified
for the right of return um so we were able to get citizenship relatively easily did the Squatch
but that was always a formality and we were kept on a very short leash here at an underground
base that was a former missile complex you know that base was leased to us by the Israeli government
unfortunately we came to an end of that leased term and negotiations to renew the lease were
successful so we had to so we got another renter man i'm sorry if you're not willing to pay an extra
200 a month then we've got another person he says it's not financial in nature the inability to
resign the lease maybe Squatch broke something but like share share share share i love it it is a
really grounded explanation when we lost the lease yeah we lost that you know what it was here
i'm going to tell you it's because it's bullshit okay it's bullshit right they had a pi with a
decibel meter right outside of our fucking underground hut we went one db over 110 and
now they're legally able to kick us out it's bullshit man that's what it is problem is Squatch
likes to party Squatch loves to party yeah he's the ambassador so uh here is one of the points
where i think that you really you get these aspects of what i i do think that this influence is
positive in this space space can i just pause you there and ask you uh you know and i guess
there are some things you can talk about maybe in in more detail in some and less so in this
situation when you say that the lease came to an end and you couldn't negotiate uh continuance so
why couldn't you continue is it a question of money was it a question of politics was there
actually something behind the scenes motivating the change it wasn't money um okay it it had to do with
well Squatch didn't want to be dependent on any government and toward you know in between the time
that we spoke Squatch actually became somewhat uncooperative with the Israelis
and so that kind of transfer on to us um now is that because the Israelis are uh i'm not sure how
you want to put this i think they're closely right carefully on anarchy is it that relationship or is
it um you know it was that that like the underlying would made Squatch not cooperative uh
or was there demands made that that Squatch wouldn't agree to there are high ranking on anarchy in the
Israeli government to be clear the Israelis themselves are not anymore related to the
on anarchy than you or i are um but their ice cold certainly has ties to the on anarchy um
in the same way that like there are some governments here with um closer ties to organized crime
sure you got uh you got Kerry trying to say Israelis are related to the on anarchy right
closely right which is a another group thing right and uh Berg is coming in no there are some
on anarchy that happen to be exist within the Israeli government right but that has nothing to
do with the people right right right that's that is an important distinction to be able to to bring
to this because i think that gets blurred so much in the conversation again with the the sort of
simple and easy categorizing of people well i mean what i what is ultimately what you have to
look at that but say is like listen because someone on anarchy and jews fucked a hundred years ago
it doesn't mean that all of a sudden there's a race thing going on that's all it is it's
some people fucked a while back that's it the end well to Kerry that that means that they're
more on anarchy no it doesn't well yep so um Berg came back to the united states but part of his
job now is doing this with Kerry we needed to get out from under the shadow of the on anarchy
organization um you know the the on anarchy are not reliable and we knew that this relationship
wasn't gonna last we were selling the time fortunately um my handlers back here in the
states were able to convince um my colonel that i should be allowed back um you know with supervision
obviously i i don't have the same kind of freedom i once had um and you know part of the condition
for my return is that i i need to be doing these sorts of interviews i need to be managing the
public relations aspect of project black break it for a while because god ever supposed to be this
public okay uh so that that sounds like on the one hand the americans want you to do interviews
on the other hand they're not happy about the fact that you need to do interviews if they're
going to be interviews they want to make sure it's me in control of the narrative i see not letting
anybody else nope get in on his game possibly ruin it with don't fuck about in my space watch
nope no no no no no excuse me if somebody else comes on our show on this show with you Kerry
and starts talking squash the american government will stop them yes that is how it works here man
anybody claiming to be with black kraken he says do you know what happened i'm the ambassador's
ambassador that's what's happening now i'm an honorary ambassador for the ambassador and
i'm coming on your show kary do you want to eat nobody fucking about do you want to eventually
get squatch on if you want if you want a dream of the squash coming on this show goes through me
it goes through me um so yeah one of the things that kary uh runs into that is an issue is
don't your bosses hate me like right right right yeah yeah yeah and uh no maybe not that's interesting
because um you know i'm often considered uh you know persona non grata by the american military
now it depends what branch and you know i'm sure and uh of course simply because i ask different
branches questions that other journalists don't and so uh did did you run up against that it kind
of an issue no actually the the people who i deal with like my colonel they are familiar with your
work and they are not mainstream military they are all i love it they're part of nice what you've
called the secret space there are a lot of names the secret space program because they're actually
multiple different space programs that are clandestine yeah ours doesn't dislike you oh my god
i enter your space and i carve out my space and at the same time i make sure that the walls are
so thick no one can enter my space in your space that's fantastic that's fantastic inside my space
is a boss yep and uh he likes you so now you're in my space and you like me and i yep we're done
this is this is such clinical manipulation it is it is a stevy piece i don't know if it's manipulation
as much as ingratiation i know yeah well yeah i mean whenever stevy piece does it it is malicious
manipulation and i think this is just actually being a you know a nice conversational person
and a very similar results yeah yeah just hopefully you won't use this uh in road with carrie to tell
her that uh like events didn't happen or something i've been manipulating you for 20 years oh boy
that'd be funny if berg ripped off a mask and it was a stevy piece so uh carrie wants to know
if he works for the real president of the united states which is of course his trump
who works for jim carrie this under space force oni or air force i guess if there's a distinction
now and is this by courtesy of are you able to say i mean i understand there's a whole
you know thing going on here so is trump the fact that he's commander in chief and remains
that uh since the election and the fact that biden is not are you doing your negotiations
with a group that is uh under trump or uh this other what appears to be a sort of split in our
military uh under biden well we keep ourselves pretty separate from any kind of partisan divisions
because our concerns really are not to do with earthly matters not terrestrial what do i give
a shit distinctions like democratic and republican don't really make a lot of sense in space um
that should be the simplest that trump space force is basically a joke you know there's no
no i had a good laugh when that was announced you know everyone in the know kind of it was very
meta i'll say that it was a meta moment for us because that already exists you know exactly
it's a joke there's that yeah democrats and republicans don't make sense in space there's
a poetry to it in the same way as there's no heroes for the squad yeah yeah no no this this
dude can turn a phrase yeah no no doubt about it there's a couple a couple poetic little uh and the
the the this is an expression of something that takes care of a giant problem for you oh yeah
in terms of having to talk about like petty earth politics yep like if you had to get bogged down in
that with your uh story that you're spinning yep it it might uh be too much of a hassle but this
just sidesteps the entire thing it's like you look from space who cares yeah absolutely no and it's
it is it is such a uh thing that must throw carry for a little bit of a loop where because so many
other people care so much well yeah and so many other people on her show are like happy to get
into that you don't care about the midterm right you know that kind of thing and to just say what
should be the most obvious thing in the world uh if you are in space who gives a fuck uh that seems
very that seems very simple and it has a like a bit of a anthropologist vibe to it too so you
know it all fits yeah having a having a distance not just uh metaphorically but literally from the
subject that you are ostensibly studying that is that's good storytelling now so uh he had to
live underground with squash in israel and that was tough did they have a line painted between
one half of the no they're good roommates oh okay actually no that's not true um they lived in like
human places and then there was a big enclosure for this for like artificial nature for a squash
well that's nice yeah and also i don't know how you're gonna rent that to somebody else
quite frankly that's a good question it's a very specific building pretty niche uh anyway living
underground was tough it was especially hard on squash because squash is more accustomed to a
natural setting um than we are um but squash did have an artificial habitat down there it's just
the same drum for me i was a headache and poor sleep from all the artificial light
so since i've been upstairs again um i've really enjoyed taking walks outside i was able to
uh quit uh tobacco no longer spoke in those black and mild love it fuck yes black and mild
what detail is that that is smoking black and mild black and mild of all the things well actually
this is important because later in the interview he's very conspicuously rolling a joint
and it couldn't be a cigarette but he said he stopped he stopped smoking tobacco so it's very
clearly a joint he's still buying black and milds okay he's just not smoking what's inside them
it's not a block let's say uh it's a joint and he very clearly uh smokes during the interview
towards the end that's fantastic yeah it was it's a little bit weird i was like why
this should carry should be like what are you doing why isn't anybody else doing drugs on the
show before that's that is that is that should not be as groundbreaking for a space show as it
does seem to be somebody should have been doing something or at least paraphernalia all around
this isn't getting dug with kerry fair um so yeah squatch is leaving and kerry and uh
burg have different views on it okay now it seems kind of like a tragedy that squatch is is
planning to leave the planet uh so can you talk about how that's come about i could understand why
you or other you know people enthusiastic about his presence here might consider that
a tragedy um my feelings about it are bittersweet because you know he's a a deep close friend of
mine um but i'm happy for him um you know he i mentioned to you before that he is very young
uh for one of his people and he really you know hasn't had a lot of life experience and if he's
going to live up to the title of the ambassador he needs to see more of the universe so i'm glad
that he was able to find a group of his people who um have the resources to support his personal
growth and development um as a humanoid being yeah so kerry sees uh squatch kind of as a thing
whereas you know burg has this i'm i'm friends with this guy kerry i'm happy for him being able
to reunite with his people we're in a classic drew berrymore et situation this is this is of
course a bittersweet goodbye the man needs to go the squatch needs to go home of course and the
bonds we've made will never be forgotten right right you'll always be able to contact the ambassador
think about it when i look up at the stars i can barely get a grasp on the over mind and then i
know that tangentially squatch is there the ambassador is waiting for me the ambassador is
always looking out for me yeah um and i think that this is this is one of the things that that gets
into this difference in the uh mentalities sure there is the the robustness and richness of the
view of the culture there is the individuality that is allowed for alien beings yeah um and i i
think that it's it's not that different in that he's just making up stuff about space right you
know but it is very different in how you would uh approach these topics yeah well i mean pop culture
has uh i mean you think about uh independence day or or movies of that ilk wherein it is not
dealt with ethically at all as to whether or not we should be dissecting aliens and shit you know
it is not put together for anybody that oh there we should absolutely not be doing this this is
fucked up shit we should try you know anything else and so it is it is reasonable for most of
her guests to constantly be like oh we studied these these aliens as though they were a thing to
be studied as opposed to something to be engaged with you know and some of it may just be a feeling
of like it's payback because the grays sure sure i don't know so we're gonna get into the history
of mars here in a moment okay we need to talk about mars we need to talk about the 11 months i spent
there and what i discovered there um because i think your listeners deserve to know um you know
what their tax dollars have been paying for um over there but i want to go back because mars's
history is very important it's important understanding the colonial history of mars
so that you can be clear on like why mars has the population it does today wow wow it is so much
it is so much like you listen a history class is good for people in reality to know about history
but if people are just unwilling to engage with reality maybe we need to have made up history
that allows them to understand colonialism the way the rest of us do like i mean maybe that's
what you have to do you have to create like a completely like okay this isn't one to one
this is not i'm not talking about what you think i'm talking about king leopold the pleiadium
yeah exactly um all right see when you uh murder the aboriginal people and steal their land
what do we call that bad all right thank you um yeah space makes it more interesting yeah
so uh he started uh planning his first mission and getting into this whole thing back in 2010
and this is where i was like yeah this is too obvious yeah i was just started the beginning
so back in 2010 i was a younger man and i spent several months training and preparing for a space
mission this was under the auspices of project black kraken um i was tasked with this mission by
my colonel linus furlingetti he's sort of the headnannet black kraken oh god he's our boss
nothing goes on there that he's not aware of um backpacks on assembly with this mission
i trained with uh the person who would be my research assistant when i was there i'd mentioned
him before daniel emrick jordan he was a research specialist so he carried out a lot of the research
over to my fellow she had a lot of responsibility for the excavations we did there the archaeological
research but i'm getting ahead of myself yeah i think that daniel jordan is pretty clear but also
yeah yeah it's it's two fairly common names yeah using alex's middle name as the middle
that one's a little bit too much so that was where i was like all right yeah we're a hundred
percent sure on this now now i really do kind of feel like he was disappointed in us that he was
like you guys really weren't 100 percent certain on that one fine i'll fucking up the ante for you
i'll i'll i'll hold your hand i'll spoon feed you that's what you need and there was a part of me
like i said that thought about like well i don't know if i want to do another episode because it
could be like blowing up his spot sure sure you wouldn't act like this if you didn't want yeah
absolutely discussion or whatever yeah he didn't want us to realize that this is what he was doing
yeah um so he went into space in 2011 and man it was boring the trip there was so boring it's a
long trip in january 2011 i boarded a transport rocket and was taken up into lower orbit to a
station in geosynchronous orbit a small space station transfer hub and from there i took a
that's no moon orbital shuttle to a small troop ship the black kraken troop ship
now i spent four weeks on that troop ship traveling from earth to mars at high but
sub relativistic speed we did not go interdimensional we did not use the ships ftl drive to get to
mars that would have been a waste of energy um this was a fusion pulse driven spacecraft
we were able to get to mars in about four weeks it was a boring trip this was not like the starship
enterprise i was in a smelly bunk room with a bunch of other marines and some eggheads and i read a
lot of paperback novels and played poker um it was really uh one of the most trivial monday
hearts of this whole affair see i think that this kind of thing is really good for the storytelling
sure because you know this would be such an opportunity to add like weird uh just decoration
to the story yeah and to have like here's an opportunity to take a swing and instead you
you know you know you let it pass and get a ball sure or whatever that's that's good uh batting
no i mean my metaphor yeah yeah you got it got a little away from you but yeah when you think about
the the different type of uh improv that we get from so many of these guests it's always like
everything is exciting everything is that thing that instantaneous bit you want to hear that
they always know yeah and there's a couple times where he's like i don't really know this is out
that's outside of yeah what i would know that's not my job yeah yeah and so like yeah those those
instincts to just like not do the thing it it's pretty it's pretty powerful in terms of making
this seem more like it's an actual story yeah absolutely like i mean it is it is the way to
look at the the journey the same as any fucking marine journey like from the you're loading out
yeah if you're on a boat from uh hawaii to vietnam or whatever it is it's not an exciting
journey to get there no imagine it's the same thing but for weeks you know that's what it would be
yeah you wouldn't even be able to look out the window and guess what what it was still even boring
when he got there to mars of course it was because there's a lot of paperwork oh no got to mars
i was exhausted i was tired i was cranky and i had to go for processing and sit through several
hours of orientation videos about all the um environmental hazards on mars so you know dealing
with bureaucracy after that trip was boring then you're taken to a lot you're given your pressure
suit um you're given some other survival gear and you wait for a golf cart to come and take you
to your assignment so i was taken to a base i stowed my things i was given another orientation
just you know where the um toilet was located in the mess hall all the other facilities
and then they asked me if i was ready to see the dig site and i said that i was
and i got back on the golf cart and we went over to the face
and capital intersection the face of mars is a cavern and beneath that cavern
is a shaft that leads deep down into another sub yeah so there's a dig site damn that's the
face on mars so the the literal face on mars that we're going to assume now is actually a face yes
a humanoid face yeah underneath it is a cavern and there's a shaft and another cavern right right
right this is this is ripe for uh discoveries so yeah yeah so there's a shaft in two caverns
i wasn't thinking about it that way i don't i don't think that's the intent i hope not
though it's gotta rethink this guy filthy um so he had to spelunk into the cave with his team
and that's fun if daniel emmerich jordan wasn't enough this is where i was like all right this
is overkill okay and i pretty much had to spelunk down there with uh my gear on my back
with my team in order to get to what we called the steles so there were these pillars
with glyphs which were being run through a computer matrix to decode them and they wanted
archaeologists and anthropologists to be able to give them contextual cues
um to aid the decryption process um
so i was part of a team of dozens of specialists i mentioned daniel jordan was my research assistant
i had a bodyguard there who also had some anthropological training this was a young marine
named theon of selene amazing girl lucky as hell my lives always lands on her feet oh my god
okay all right yeah pretty on the nose that one that one is a little bit there yeah but aren't
the cat aliens like archaeologists because they like digging in litter boxes isn't that like
kind of their characterization in uh past episode was that i thought they were more
characterized in that languid term of uh not really doing that much i don't i don't know i
think they i think they might be archaeologists interesting but uh yeah the feline kintessa i
know is something to be heard about yes i don't know i can't i can't recall anyway my cat now exists
in the uh this story you hear that selene what a what a weird thing that echoes whenever
you make choices what a weird what a weird thing that you know a while back you're on a whim we're
like ah let's do space and now here we are with selene or even let's take it back further um you
know so years before that i decided that i was going to get a cat even though my true apartment
didn't allow pets true and i had to had to sneak a cat in that it's true i'd not made that choice
who knows where we'd be what a what a crazy journey life is yeah it's like that trip to mars
boring as hell and it takes weeks at least yeah so kerry uh so here's what happens here uh berg
has pictures of the glyphs or these drawings that he's made of the glyphs but you can't see them on
the screen right he hasn't been in a notebook why and so kerry thinks she sees those like images
and she's like wait a second you owe me some pictures you do owe me some pictures you promised last
time uh to send me some yeah so i wanted to um touch base on that um swatch does not want his photo
released he is very concerned about facial recognition
that's a perfect explanation why can't you provide a picture well squash won't allow it he's worried
about facial recognition uh softwares it's it's you can't get around it god what are you gonna do
that is the absolute sneaky picture of squash funniest possible explanation facial recognition
software yeah so god that's so great well that's so great the facial recognition software could be
used to hunt down other squatches out there sure don't you remember other squatches are out there
look i'm not saying i'm just saying that if we were on kashik i'm not too worried about people
mistaking chubaca for the wrong person or facial recognition software picking chubaca out from the
ground that's not our thing man well too much hair but some of the squatches aren't as hairy that's
true you know that is true they do shave um yeah to fit in and do odd jobs naturally naturally they
have to do odd jobs the young squash yes i recall but the yeah it's this is an explanation that you
can uh accept sure like well yeah i guess there's no way around that i suppose second it's making it
like oh that's my fault i i promise that before running it by squatch right right right of course
you know i'm sorry i got a little too excited yeah a reasonable a reasonable explanation
again i just i i just think of harry and the henderson's having a fake facial recognition
software subplot and it kind of it's it's exciting and also a really bad idea bring it back
for a one-time special episode two harry two henderson's tech gets out of control you found
these glyphs yeah and they reveal something that is earth shattering i mean literally earth
shattering well that is in play earth history will never be the same okay so mars has been
continuously inhabited for thousands of years so this is part of what i discovered when i was there
because when we so first of all humans are not the only intelligent life present on mars currently
or in the distant past part of what i discovered in that subcavern so i'm i'm face to face with these
these stelae with these glyphs and i'm thinking okay so this has to be the remains the ruins of an
alien civilization but the remains the fossil remains that we found associated with these
ruins were human so it was really a watershed moment us standing down there in this cold damp
cavern realizing we were in north dakota there have been human beings on mars they've been humans
have been on mars for so long okay so we're throwing out we're throwing out humans were on
mars first came to earth no and then forgot about mars no we're not doing that one no no we're not
adding that in there no we're saying that we independently evolved on mars simultaneously
no okay at some point okay see that's where we're at okay about 70 000 years ago naturally we'll
get to this as he goes along i imagine so the history is what we're going to learn about human
like ancestors of humans went to mars and that's where they right right i assume they got dropped
off yeah yeah atlantis is involved but we'll get to this here in a little bit now now we're talking
so there was a reason though that they were brought to mars it wasn't just for fun in games
it wasn't uh you know you know i mean if we're concerned about wasting faster than like fuel
just to get there then yeah there's no reason to to bring people if they're not useful no there was
there was uh there was there was an issue that humans were needed to solve so do you remember
in the first interview we did i mentioned to you that in prehistory prior to about 70 000 years ago
humanity was much more genetically diverse and that actually when geneticists and physical
anthropologists look at humanity today there's a lot of missing genetic diversity humans are
pretty much the same all over we're we don't diverge genetically that much from each other
because we're all the descendants of a handful of survivors who were left over from an environmental
cataclysm that decimated much of the human population about 70 000 years ago yeah but at
that time the kingdom of atlantis was active on mars and began transporting now we're in different
territory chromagnans and other contemporary humans who were dying off from earth to mars
as a labor class so actually oh the atlantis okay these working class cavemen that earth had been
destroyed and there was no going back which was a lie and these primitive humans on mars were anatomically
cognitively modern just modern as you and i had social complexity and ingenuity and creativity
and religion they became the new working class of mars to replace the original worker cast there
the troggs who we talked about before which are an insectoid species so as it turns out the issue
was that the troggs weren't creative or adaptive gotcha okay for the worker class that was needed
on mars right and so these humanoids chromagdan esk sure humanoids were brought in right by the
atlantians so the aliens went to a foreign land tore people from their homes and then brought them
into a labor class system you might see some parallels i don't know yeah there's there's
something there's some interesting dynamics at play throughout this for sure so when atlantis
created this colony on mars they had a specific goal in mind and that was creating like a welcoming
mat for the milky way okay so but atlantis was still originated on earth in this in this storyline
here right it's not atlantis was originally mars and then it's unclear but i think that they yeah
as far as our story goes uh today yeah it might as well originate on earth although the are alien
hybrids who are in atlantis like maybe pleiadians or onanaki or something gotcha gotcha okay anyway
they wanted to create a welcoming mat for the milky way and that was to be this mars base
so atlantis was a multi-species community right the atlantians were one of a number of colonies
of the galactic federation and the galactic federation created a colony on mars that sort of
became the milky ways welcome mat there was actually something called the andromeda stargate
which was a huge stargate that used to be in orbit of the fifth planet of this solar system
which no longer exists but this was a stargate that permitted ships to travel from the andromeda
galaxy of milky way so mars was this advanced cosmopolitan world and all the member planets of
the galactic federation sent their best to mars their their best representatives their artists
their scholars their intellectuals their craftsmen their um finest warriors but the drakos although
they were members of the galactic federation hated what mars stood for and they took that opportunity
to dump their unwanted so they sent mutants and criminals and outcasts and political
exiles to mars but those um those drako and reptoids formed their own civilization there
and were able to become part of the grander mars community they are not defined by being the outcast
of the drako they can come into a place and integrate and become they're welcomed into this
community and they can they can be productive members of the martian base that's how it works
that is describing georgia this is uh great i mean like in terms of the underlying message of it
absolutely it's because any other story about this would be like they come in and they're the ones who
destroy everything i mean the the implication whenever other guests on uh project camel let's
say that is that that is because they are those things yes they send those gross mutants and
all of those stuff because they are gross mutants not because they are to be anything exactly not
because they're they're people who have been defined as such right that is because they are and
again these kinds of things are immigrant refugee analogs in the sort of space talk
and what have you and the the notion of uh embracing and welcoming in immigrants and
recognizing the potential and ability for people to yeah to merge together and create prosperous
societies is not something that you generally see in these stories no i mean no it is it is
like the it's like the potato famine it's it's like the british came in tried to fuck everybody up
and then they had to go to america and everybody's like oh you guys and then there's fine and then
here we are and we paint the river green we're good you should be a history teacher i'm fairly quick
it doesn't take long so about 70 000 years ago the humans got brought in to be the
worker class to replace the troggs right naturally then about 68 000 years ago a leader rose who was
a bit of a demagogue in 68 000 bce or thereabouts which was known as the beginning of the chrysalix
era so chrysalix was that individual that um human anarchy hybrid who ascended to the position of
supreme technocrat on bars and chrysalix one of the things he had to do in order to cement
himself as leader and endear the troggs to the technocracy was he engaged in a lore struggle
with the queen of the troggs now troggs are not very wise but they their brains the brains of
the queens are like massive organic computers they process a lot of information they're very
knowledgeable brain bugs and he had to have kind of a um a brain battle with the brain bug yeah
okay all right so we we wrap battle our way into the future is what we're trying to describe
i mean have you heard deltron 30 30 i have i have you have to eventually wrap battle your enemies
regardless of uh what the original conflict may be yeah so chrysalix rose and uh needed to win over
the troggs naturally to be in order to be seen as the ruler right and so he did brain battle with
the brain bugs gotta we'll get back to this this thread i was gonna say that needs to be that needs
to be addressed way more because is this uh is this we're not actually going to get back to the
brain battle but i need to know no we're not going to get back to that but we are going to get back
to the saga of chrysalix okay well i mean yeah but first we have to introduce another
fall of the chrysalix empire but we have to we have to introduce another character into the mix
who exists in the present day uh who uh berg is friends with okay my understanding is as i recall
and a randy kramer talked about i think battling the troggs yes so there are still troggs on mars
and there are skirmishes but there are far fewer trogg hives than they're used to be uh just like
there are far fewer reptoids on mars than they're used to be uh and there are skirmishes with
reptoids too and we're going to get into that change of location man i was on very close terms
with the leader of a large number of those reptoids who i i mentioned to you in my communications
his name is drus and we're going to talk about drus because he's informed okay could you say
his name a little more clearly because it's not clear drus so i there's no um you know that i can
only spell it phonetically because obviously if people don't use obviously english characters
but i've been spelling it d r u u z so drus he's a warlord i presume he's still on mars i haven't
spoken with him since i left but if if anyone's in charge there it would have to be him unless
you know someone has challenged him but he to a brain battle is him the leader of a ragtag army of
motor enthusiasts lizards on mars okay who are sort of the warrior cast of a remnant of the
reptoid civilization that has uh been forced into a nomadic lifestyle by colonialist human
approach man he does uh compare this to mad max at some point and i think it's because it's a baby
too too close to mad max it's a little bit sons of anaconda key yes in a way yeah yeah we have
motorcycle enthusiast biker gang lizards by a guy named drus drus and the biker gang lizards
is not a terrible country band i can see it um so yeah he's become his friends with drus
he's friends with drus the warlord uh with the bike riding lizards right but we'll get back to this
yeah that's not important for right now we have to get back to the thread of chrysalis
because we we need to nail down martian history sure if we're going to be able to understand
the culture and the the picture that is painted right and so yeah the way it works right so chrysalix
started getting this this power together uh and here's how he did that and what he did
i told you about the ancient history of mars how the working class of homo sapiens from earth
were transported there but mars was largely depopulated due to the wars that chrysalix started
so chrysalix
engineered resentment between the trogues and the raptoids in order to create violent conflict
and he then capitalized on fear of alien violence to unite humanoid
when you take a primitive people and you teach them how to read and write and use machinery
you organize them as a working class and that's what happens these cavemen on mars
so the humans right on mars right have been organized into a working class right which
causes some tension between the trogues reptilians naturally yeah and uh chrysalix as a demagogue
spanned the flames yeah division and fear of alien violence right right right and all this which
of course leads to devastating wars yeah i believe it was called the john chrysalix society on mars
so there there is something that is at the root of all this tension yeah and mic down for this
because this will blow your mind okay there was a labor crisis on mars because the workers realized
that they could bargain collectively for fire wages for better working conditions to sick pay
childcare they realized their collective labor power and that created a political crisis that
chrysalix promised to deal with so chrysalix became supreme technocrat on the basis of his
promise to keep labor in check chrysalix is a union buster yeah i mean it does sound like
chrysalix and howard schultz have a lot in common it is there's a labor issue because the cavemen
who got brought to mars realized that collective bargaining is powerful right right right right
no that is that is almost exactly instead of dealing with unions they chrysalix decided to
go to war yep yep that's just that's just the way it is man that is just it is it is so relatable
and yet so dark so dark to think that regardless of what planet you're on it is impossible to get
past capitalism well like you just can't fucking do it it's brutal how depressing that is yeah i mean
wherever you are if it's on earth you got bucks yep you're up in space you got space but you got
space bucks and at the end of the day it's all about the benjab space benny space benjamins yeah
exactly space jamins so the onanaki space jamins is a very different nevermind so the the not the
onanaki are very tall uh so carrie wants to know if chrysalix was very tall um can i ask a quick
question about chrysalix um if i know the answer well yeah i mean obviously is chrysalix
chrysalix is atlantic and mixed with onanaki not one of the human people brought under he's not
been elevated from the working class too okay i just needed to be sure on that one real quick the
sense that i get from this is he was external to the the group that came from earth gotcha okay um
and he rose to supreme technocrat by doing brain battle with the brain yeah absolutely um and he
was pretty tall too and how tall was chrysalis chrysalix was like a tall human he was about six
and a half feet tall um because he was mostly humanoid some as we discussed some onanaki are more
reptilian than others and there are many groups today claiming to be onanaki and it's not always
clear that um all of them actually are um it's very popular to claim you're onanaki it's sort of
like how a lot of white people like to claim they're part native america talk about their
jewish blood um it's it's just a lot of people say in the galaxy to get credit okay um so all right
yeah what are you gonna say to that kary what are you gonna say to that shit a lot of a lot of
aliens lie about being onanaki to get street cred
but it makes sense yeah no of course no why wouldn't they yeah no and of course and kary can't say
shit to that because it's like if she acknowledges that at all it's all up in the air at this point
now it's like wait a second are you saying that it's possible
now and hear me out on this one some of my guests may have been claiming things that weren't true
maybe okay um all right so yeah but also like some of these aliens are claiming things that
aren't true so maybe some of her guests are telling the truth but these aliens are lying to
that's true there's just no way to know none yeah it's impossible we'll all go to the grave
wondering mystery wondering over our heads what will our last words be so chrysalix
needed to crush labor of course and so he started a war naturally there was a massive war
that was basically precipitated by chrysalix um promising to do everything possible to stop
the general strike and the alternative to a general strike was total war so there were
massive numbers of young humans conscripted into the army of mars at that time and put in
units with um onanaki and pleydian and atlantic and controllers um and they were at first
organized into militias that protected human settlements from indiscriminate
violence between trugs and rectoids but then those militias became reorganized as
a singular army that went to war on two fronts against both the trugs and the rectoids so
most of the working class humans were conscripted and killed in that war
and mars was very scarcely populated for a very long time until the 20th century so quite a jump
yeah that is a big time jump so we're talking about 67 000 years give or take yeah somewhere
around there there's a long stretch where the sparse population because of chrysalix is
unwillingness to negotiate with labor yeah i mean it does seem like uh that is the ultimate
end point no matter no matter where you're going if you can't negotiate with labor we're
again eventually going to die so we get to the 20th century yeah and then more things
start to happen right on mars mcdonald's opens their first restaurant it's unclear if those
corporations are allowed to operate on the mars base that is an interesting question but
a certain rike decided to go to mars god damn rikes it's the third one
we're getting up to the point where i come in but allow me to lecture for a little bit longer
carry because you're pleased in what um happened right before world war two okay so oh she's in
rike established a colony on mars uh pre-world war two era germany traveled to mars in several
large space verner von braun how are we gonna get there a large number of military and civilians
and paramilitary like ss to the surface of mars and built a colony there now you've heard of
operation paperclip right for braun and how nazi science fell into allied hands after world war
two yeah there's a public face of of operation paperclip oh which people know about what's the
secret about the public space program but what they don't realize what most of them don't realize
is that say it um come on part of the transfer of access science to allied hands involved the
deed to the mars colony yes yes so the deed the deed and it transferred to american ownership
us and uk joint ownership but in practice primarily american
it transferred but a lot of the german civilians stayed so when you look at mars today you'll notice
that there's a lot of german civilians present on mars and other you know european nationals
but most of german you will notice that if you look at mars today just non-stop beer gardens just oh
man it's just a nightmare it's just a nightmare in october everything is just oh i just want to
drunk it's red it's red it's not supposed to be harvest colored god damn it uh so yeah the deed uh
the space deed uh was part of project paperclip but honestly that makes so much sense why why
i mean space deeds existing doesn't necessarily okay thank you thank you for that at least connecting
the base from being a nazi base that was taken over by the allied powers be good in project
paperclip the secretive part of it is like that anchors it to reality in a way that's like that's
solid and in and in one of the few actual conspiracy kind of uh at least names yeah along with uh i i
mean crazy actions if we took in nazi rocket scientists yeah why wouldn't say why wouldn't
why wouldn't we take a deed we'll take it we'll take a space deed what fucking we'll take anything is
yeah i love the idea i because this is glossed over uh kerry should have followed up on this but
are you telling me that hitler uh was like hey listen we got to send all these people up to mars
we got to make sure we have some ss agents on there to keep them in line is that is that
kind of the thought process behind that that you're sending a colony of people to mars and you
include fucking secret police also that's absurd also what happened to them like were they tried
i mean oh that's a great question are the mars based a date were they a nerd oh my god is that
where hitler is no no he actually he died in the bunker okay but i'm just saying that the
boys from brazil or you know uh the boys from mars it's the same movie well there is actually a
city brazil and mars oh that's scary i don't know so when berg got to mars yeah he you know he had
this uh hr stuff and within his first day though he went he went and visited the bazaar uh the
market visit the market which is basically there i got the sense that it was okay um but it's it's
not dissimilar to the cantina oh let's say i went to a bazaar outside the base where i lived
and that bazaar is frequented by a number of extraterrestrial beings from different planets
um i actually got into a fight there with a mercantile dog who is rather hard and um pushy
inappropriate with a human adjuvant sex worker now sex work is legal on mars sex workers have
unions they have legal rights oh um gotta move i don't think this work is how dog was aware of that
um but i okay i have to stop you right there a mercantile what
carry them from your fucking show right yeah don't act like it's crazy you're the one who
said it i'm not crazy for saying mercantile dogs you're the one that said it not me not me man
don't don't try and be like all skeptical oh mercantile dogs that sounds a little unrealistic
you shut up it is illustrative of how um a non-invested yeah people are in maintaining
their own mythology yeah exactly um and i mean i understand i've forgotten a hundred things that
we've talked about oh inside jokes very oh i mean yeah 100 no idea you know i'm sure there are
references in this to things that we've said in the past that i have i don't even get we have done
several i mean at least almost 2000 hours of this yeah that's that's too much to remember for anyone
thinking about it too much it impedes my ability to make tomorrow's episode you know like makes this
real yeah so um chrysalix yes um oh also this ends up resolving okay uh they get into a little
bit of a fight that could have caused an interstellar incident that would have been bad uh
daniel jordan and uh and burr were able to create a distraction so the german woman could get away
oh that's nice and then calmer heads prevail that is nice um but chrysalix his war had long
standing uh implications and uh there's there's some troubles what was your absolute you know
clear cut i mean i assume you had something of a clear cut mission that had a beginning and an end
so what was it i was there as an archaeologist and paleo historical cultural interpreter
my purpose was to understand the nature of the conflict of the chrysalix era
okay the the labor crisis that precipitated a political crisis that led to civil war on mars
um an interspecies war that depopulated mars um i led to very sparse almost unenhappable conditions
there um one of the things which are unusual for my result is more in the weapons that were used
was the martian supply of water um became extremely scarce and that has a lot to do with the
activities of drus and his water raiders oh that's the shit before i got to the bizarre on my first
day after having seen the human remains in the cavern underneath the face on mars
when i came back up from that cavern we were surrounded we were surrounded by motorized vehicles
that were like ramshackle like um just slacks together give up the gasoline run away war horses
war wagons um manned by lizards i don't know what else to call them i mean i i i got to know them
very well um in my time there i spent a lot of time with these these beings um i'm comfortable
are these um now i'm i'm curious are you are you familiar with the raptors
these were not raptors i am familiar with raptors these were not raptors these were no raptors
these were no raptors these were lizards on bikes i i appreciate her being like listen
lizards on bike absolutely but what kind were they raptors right what do we talk about here
if they're friends of marx not not not i'm not worried about them riding motorcycles on mars
and being water raiders yes yeah not at all worried about that no yeah so the water quest
sure that they had is actually why they surrounded a burg because they wanted that water and um the
way they went about this exchange fascinating so why did they surround you
you because they wanted our water they knew as an expedition operating outside the confines of a base
we would have had to bring a water supply with us and we were vulnerable our still suits were broken
so typically what drus their warlord does is he surrounds you he turns on sound equipment and blasts
you with noise to get your attention um and to kind of terrorize you um it's fallout then he gets
really theatrical and jumps around and he behaves in a very unerring way um and if you
you realize what he's doing it's possible actually to get out of this situation without any physical
injury um what drus wants is a display of respect and if you show respect by sharing water the most
that will happen is you'll basically encounter the marx and version of street theater so like you
know when hippies would pretend to hold on houses should protest the vietnam war um this is sort of
what drus does to protest human territorial encroachment fantastic if you do not share your
water if you try to protect it well he will fight you so you have a biker gang uh of lizards that
surrounded them and the leader is doing a dance and singing and acting weird yeah but he just wants
you to sort of ceremonially and ritually share your water with him yeah um and this is something
that only an anthropologist would really understand i mean switch the motorcycles with a bus and you've
got ken keezy and the mary pranksters like there's very there's not much difference here well he did
say like if he's trying to levitate a bus exactly you know yeah i'm with it i i find i find this to be
quite engaging this is uh this yes i i mean i i wonder i wonder about his his process here uh drus
because if he's not giving you the heads up that there is a quick and dirty way to get out of this
situation by just sharing water then it's either a test or he's fucking with people you know it
could be a test because if it's a test then that's then it's like you have to be jib you have to be
pure of generosity in your given in your sharing of the water in order to pass the test well i'm
guessing i can't tell you that you either give us the water or you die well i'm guessing that it's a
situation where this is something that's done in their culture so other groups that run into each
other will do this and then they share water and it's a sort of a way of intergroup bonding or
something all right okay like the sort of like ritualistic gift giving sure sure sure sure um i
would assume that it's like that yeah and that people who uh are like not of their you know
lizard sure sure sure um would have a responsibility to know that or right and to not know that
and to act in a way of not sharing your water would be a sign of disrespect exactly or something
and i i don't i don't understand exactly how burg would know that without having studied these
i mean he is an anthropologist what he's probably he's probably how much awareness does he have of
these biker gang lizards he's friends with droos not yet this is this is how he becomes friends
that's fair that's fair yeah yeah this is his first day on mars that's true came up from the cavern
and then droos had him surrounded what a dramatic first day after weeks of just sitting in the in
the spaceship doing nothing but playing poker yeah yeah that's that's a crazy first day it is
filling out paperwork and then droos drops by yeah yeah so if you don't share your water droos will
fight you and i think kary's this is such a like a fascinating clip to me but if you do not share
your water if you try to protect it well he will fight you so i will how will he fight with a gun
with uh with his uh physical strength or well they have plasma weapons and lasers but they really
prefer melee weapons of course kind of traditionalists in that way absolutely have a warrior cult
burg is in the middle of describing uh something that is an incredible insight into a cultural
group that kary believes is real there's so much to learn from understanding like how these groups
interact with each other sure sure sure what are we talking guns or knives exactly there's
such a preoccupation with like fighting and how they do battle weapons weapons yeah i i think that
preoccupation is um there's way more fun stuff yeah it's to the detriment of what could be interesting
within this like storytelling space yeah i mean it honestly honestly did not occur to me to ask
if there were weapons involved you've got a cultural situation where he dances and sings
to get you to give him some of your water right and if you do so generously we're fine and if you
are a hoarder then you get attacked then you get space capoeira it didn't occur to me that weapons
would even be involved you're on mars they poke your helmet and you explode or whatever giant lizard
exactly why would you need why he's got claws and shit the teeth what are you talking about oh
did they use plasma guns who cares right it's so far down the list of things that are interesting
about this story that's absolutely because where did that originate from does this does this have
its own cultural history is this like a schismogenesis kind of situation you know what you know why this
is the preoccupation i think it's because that's a that's hard that's really hard to be the dungeon
master who has created deep lore yeah for stuff yeah that's true it's it's when you're talking
about like actually describing cultures that have like a richness to them or like tradition
and and you respect them respect the culture and the individuals that make up the culture
that that is really really tough to do whereas talking about like they all have lasers right
right that's pretty easy yeah and they do use a they do have that kind of metonymy about the weapon
leading to a categorization of class as well you know like oh they're gun users and thus they're
part of this stratosphere in the universe it's a tool versus a machine tool exactly yes 100%
equipment that we couldn't even imagine right tool yeah right it's like a hierarchy yeah absolutely
so drus becomes friends uh with him uh and we'll find out exactly how but uh kerry wants to know
one other thing okay do they wear clothes they do actually they're on motorcycles so one thing you
should know about drus is at one point drus found a portable television a german made portable tv
don't say this intercepted a lot don't do it um television signals from earth so he actually
dresses in the style that you would stereotype don't don't do it they watched mad max they're
chain mail and leather and kind of plays into those tropes intentionally um in order to
really build a mystique around himself the way a good warlord should he's a very charismatic lizard
that's a great that's a great button he's a very charismatic lizard yeah got you got to give it up
to him you gotta give it up i got to know this warlord you gotta give it up to the martian pirates
but understood kind of appropriately as we're gonna learn a little bit more he is not so much a
warlord as he might appear to be sure he's just the more the chieftain of his people externally
there may be the vision of him as kind of a brute or or as a warlord but there's there's layers
in order to protect his people's way of life he has to demonstrate a show of force to keep people
away i get it so uh kerry has another question and this leads us to exactly how uh berg and
druze became friends does he speak english he speaks english that he learned from washing earth
television so yes he speaks english but he has some odd terms of phrase that are a little bit
anachronistic like cowabunga dude he's the kind of guy who still says cowabunga
no no get the fuck out now you said he became a friend is this when you started a friendship
with him under the circumstances when you were surrounded you did you did you go shader when i
made the call to share the water rather than afford it druze considered that
harmonially we we did have to fight there there was they actually had to attach
a metal articulated artificial tail to me so that i could fight in this way against bruise
um but it wasn't a fight to the death it was more of a ritual like a wrestling match
sure um for entertainment because you control the kind of ease tension after the the tent stand
off over the water um and you know druze druze was an interesting guy yeah so yeah they had to
have a ceremonial fight sure sure and that makes sense you know like they're sort of well yeah
you have to enter the yeah yeah see there's a there's a sense that they had to do this as like
this is the way this ends sure you know we don't just walk away from this successful exchange
you have shown me respect i'll show you respect back but we must engage in the form of combat
well that is the respect yeah you know that is respecting you enough to treat you as one of
them you're in the ritual form of combat you get a fake tail you get a fake tail that means
you're one of the people yeah that's how it works so then they become friends and uh
berg ends up spending quite a bit of time sure with druze and his people how long does he keep the
tail for the entire time no i think it was just for the fight oh that sucks but i imagine it was a
choice yeah well and i'm just making this up because he doesn't he doesn't say i need to know so um
when he was there he was living you know with druze for part of the time and because of that
you get this inside view of this group yeah that from the outside just looks like a post apocalyptic
biker gang of lizards going right shaking people down for water from the outside it's too obvious
right there's a rich inner history yeah you know druze druze was an interesting guy i mean we we
ended up kind of embedded with druze's group we spent a lot of time in um the camp uh that druze's
people lived in um you know interacted a lot with uh the reptoid children and um
you know the the mothers um you know you go into these camps was he doing dances with wolves
you all and you realize like these aren't scary reptilian barbarians these are displaced people
these are refugees they're like the Lakota Sioux you know who were oh my god he is
they're eating the seven cavalry i mean that was the relationship they had with the um
Kansas National Regiment so actually my unit of military scientists ended up in conflict with
the Kansas National Regiment because we were embedded with druze's people we were riding
shotgun with druze over the marching landscape we accompanied druze on several water raids
wow okay i mean i i guess that's something i guess even on mars uh a cab is that what we're doing
there's such a such an interesting perspective there of you know you look at this from the
external and on this show so typically all you would know about these people is that they're
bike or lizard to steal water that's all you need to know right you know everything everybody in
this group is the exact same yep whereas we now have a picture of them as displaced from the larger
society of course uh going about their their lives trying to to find water and perpetuate their culture
as a effect a side effect of this colonial history of mars right water that is being
hoarded away from them right yeah and that is only sparse because of chrysalix exactly and his
actions uh in the deep past when he couldn't collectively bargain with labor you got it
there's this complicated picture that like in the present day the effect of it is you have this
kansas guard or whatever who are these you know military police types here yeah who view chrysalix
and or i'm sorry drus and his gang as this uh you know like awful rag uh renegade right but
they are really inside and and amongst themselves right groups of refugees they are they're people
it it occurs to me that maybe so much of our our terrible relationship to the history of not just
you know the world that we live in but also with this history is that if you recall school history
whenever you were learning it that's what you learned you learned the surface shit you learned
the date this happened you learned that this happened and it's in a blurb on the side of your
textbook you know that's what you learn and for most people that's not remembered as a positive
experience like i didn't start really getting into history until i found out there's really
interesting shit i just assumed that history was the school history you know it didn't occur to me
i mean even back in school there would be jokes about like you have to memorize dates yeah and
stuff for the test yeah yeah it's history devoid of context is is not history really no it's just
saying words yeah and some of that is important for like touchstones and stuff it's it's tough i think
i'm not a teacher so i don't know this fully but like i would imagine that depending on the grade
it's because it's it's almost it's probably impossible to teach history oh absolutely with
context until a certain point absolutely until a certain grade yeah yeah i mean it is unfortunate
yeah i think it's i think there's so much of that that is adults just carry that dislike over
and i mean you know it's not like it they're they're interested in reading too many books outside of
well weird john birch society books about hitler being not as bad as you might think and then the
flip side of it too is that people don't want to recognize that they are in the history of the
future or whatever you know like sure whatever you look at in the past right in history is just
people who would be like you or i back then well you know how you think shit is interesting today
they thought it was interesting back then think about that and we exist in the present day in a
context of these things that have rippled through of course the history into today which will be
far better understood 20 years from now absolutely gift of context and hindsight naturally but
it's it's tough to be aware of that in the moment and some people just shy away from it i just don't
want to yeah it's understandable but this is a rich full history of i i mean i mean i'm sure
there's even more than he found in these glyphs but uh so far i mean you have a far more compelling
version of an oral history of his trip to space yeah than many of these other like i did battle with
various beings yeah like all right with a certain with a certain terry pratchett element of like
i'm i'm juxtaposing very very normal real world shit from time to time with fantastical elements
you know like i'm i am yes these are lizards on mars but they also watch teenage mutant ninja
turtles and so they know kawabunga dude so yeah whatever yeah you know but yeah it's bringing
the mundane to the uh the uh the extreme or whatever um and i mean don't don't get me wrong
there is still a lot of this stuff that is derivative of other science fiction for sure well
i mean hey but what are you gonna do that's all science fiction is derivative of all science fiction
so we uh we move on from this into a conversation about earth's ai uh system okay uh we're gonna
have to talk about earth's ai um that's actually one thing i wanted to discuss with you that isn't
directly related to my time on mars but we we should cover this while we have the time here today
okay um there's something you should know about our ai kerry so as you know every space
fairing planet develops an artificial intelligence a very powerful ai that's like a direct quote from
captain mark richards but it's true absolutely and and most you know anthropologists such as myself
we can see the point but something unusual happened on earth other planets designed their ai but our
ai evolved spontaneously on the internet it started as a primitive neural parallel kind of
network in the 1990s that gained a kind of um instinctual awareness and motility and then
with the advent of virtual private networking it was able to form more solid um repetitive neural
feedback loops and really develop true self-awareness and so the ai that has so much authority over
military and space decisions and operates the blackbird satellite weapons platforms um around
earth and mars that ai really was co-opted by the military it wasn't created it was it's been
co-opted and it chooses to cooperate with the military it could choose not to well that's
that's scary okay that's alarming right i'm gonna pitch you on this i a better better third book
reveal all right trilogy wise is chrysalix designed earth's ai that's your reveal to
settle to like tie together the history of mars along with the current history of earth
so you can see the parallels between what's going on simultaneously with the present
i'm not too worried about it and you shouldn't actually be all that worried about it either
because as berg uh uh reveals later there are a series of suicide satellites that are required
to be put above every planet just in case uh something goes bad just uh like if this ai were
to decide to go rogue yeah there are suicide satellites that'll just blow up the earth right
right all right not not good not a good uh but the galactic federation or whatever requires every
planet they require 300 uh keys to be turned at the exact same time i would imagine that there's
some sort of a uh process involved yeah no you probably just get drunk and accidentally
hit your elbow on something oh shit earth's gone fuck so we have an ai that is i mean it's
cooperating at the moment sure and such but you know the prospect of this is pretty scary
i think the the idea that an ai has become self aware and is in charge of so much and
could decide one day ah i don't want to i don't want to play along it's uh it seems it seems like
there could be devastating consequences of that uh you know what i'm gonna throw it out in another
direction for well like the earth blowing up from the suicide satellite sure sure there there is
that problem i trust the i trust an independently evolved ai more than i trust one designed i don't
know who's designing that ai however i have a kinship with this ai in that we both evolved
from nonsense and now use vpns to avoid getting discovered i i say it makes perfect i would suggest
that a lot of the stuff on the internet is not what i would want the that's fair that is fair ai
that's in charge of all of the satellites and like weapon systems but it's also shit posting all day
sure sure there is there is the duality of man yes there is that so we got this ai but kerry
believes that there's another ai uh that has to do with the uh the chinese government oh my
understanding is that there is um alien ai's that are also invading earth indeed so and and
absolutely those groups is actually kind of predominantly affiliated with the ccp which is
part of our our war with china now is that correct in your understanding or is that do
you see it differently well my your we we might have somewhat different appraisals of politics
um because i i tend to look at for example china and the united states of america is two sides of
the same coin um well yeah but what does that even mean you know i mean yes uh we're humans but what
does that even mean you know what is that if i were an alien looking at earth what would i see
i would see two or well several authoritarian large authoritarian states that imprison a
significant number of their own population for minor offenses oh oh shit if i were an alien looking
at earth that's what i would see i wouldn't okay but you would see them like different mob bosses
right yes i wouldn't necessarily make the same distinctions that um someone from earth might make
between like national identities that like these might not seem like real categories to me
and so because i'm aware of that it's influenced how i think come on people like we're talking about
spaceship get out of your bubble you know why not why why don't you take the view from space
if you're in space no no no no it doesn't matter where you're viewing from you are earth centric
and the earth is the center of the universe and communism is dangerous absolutely so weird
it's it's very weird and i think that this is such a logical perspective to like you hear from every
astronaut that goes up like just a complete shift of perspective yeah when you see earth from above
right and like if these people are actually going to space how could they not have that
like change of paradigm right how could you not see earth from above and and realize how
our brains categorize things in a certain way that isn't isn't accurate especially
if you go up to space and you're on mars and you find an archaeological site where you find this
sure this humans have been on mars for 70 000 years yeah absolutely why would i give a
shit about the ccp right are humans have been on mars for 70 000 years right yeah and also
that perspective is missing one thing that they are missing even more obviously because of this is
a human centric idea of how aliens view us aliens in their mind view earthlings as granular
different you know like oh there's a difference between china and the united states they're
a he deals with that a little bit no but i mean my my point is why do you why do they not think
that aliens would be just as dismissive and racist racist towards all humans as they are
towards all pleiadians or all well anarchy you know what i'm saying he's explanation for that is
something to the effect of like they they don't look at let's say china and the united states as
like particularly all that different right um but there is like a kayfabe where they treat
different countries differently in order to keep up appearances or something there are ambassadors
yes the squash certainly yeah not a lot of squash going on here so i told you he was like
rolling a joint and i don't know if like you just this is kind of where i decided like i don't i don't
know if i'm as thrilled with this anymore but like i i think that the the story of mars history the
colonialism the the collective bargaining and the labor dispute the leads to the war like
there's a lot of really good stuff in there and it it expresses a view that is helpful i think
in terms of understanding the present day yeah there's there's lessons that you can learn and
apply to politics indeed that's good but there's some stuff where i think that he was just fucking
around well i i don't know if i i know you gotta have your fun but this might have been a little
too much oh yeah i want to make sure i'm answering all your questions and all your viewers questions
well that's going to be almost impossible given the time we have but let's let's move i guess that's
a can of worms uh i just want to ask you though because we have uh well at least according to
mark there were six he called it in wait i'm sorry hold on one second
yeah vinyl vinyl
you know what i'm doing i told you not to call me right now
uh
vinyl vinyl i'm sorry sir yes i will call you back as soon as i'm
i'm really sorry all right i'm really sorry this is going on i've been catching up on this
i apologize sir i apologize i was out of line
oh i'm sorry about that that was vinyl obviously um he knows i'm on camera with you and i told him
to wait and he just he sometimes he just gets so anxious and you start to sit him down and be like
why oh oh relax chill okay so mark says there are six if i remember and we just move on just move
on baiting ai no explanation yeah i i think that that that was a little bit a little much but also
it's it should have been like where the interview ends yeah yeah absolutely like it it's not um
even if you don't get it it's still like all right something's going on yeah yeah we gotta wrap
this up no no that's jar even if you don't like take it as a sign of like you're fucking around
right you'd still be like all right well you clearly have to go let's end this and do this
another time right if you can convince me that you're not fucking with right right right exactly
but it's not yeah that interview keeps going that has like super troopers meow energy going on the
whole time of just like i know you're saying this word over and over and over again and i know that
i don't know why but i know that something's going on i i wonder if the instinct was to see
how far it could be pushed to see how far like is there a point where i'll get hung up on or
sure sure sure sure um and it's live so can't do much but uh i mean i will i will say this it's
there is there is a moment there is a moment in doing that bit specifically where you have to
decide to do the bit you've planned it you've thought about it ahead you know that the bid is
there but you still have to have the courage to pull the trigger on that bit and you can't
bail in the middle you cannot you can't bail for even a second the the issue that i have is that
i don't feel like the content of the story that he's telling is is disrespectful of kary sure
it's pointing it's telling a different story about a lot of spaceship right that might be counter to
her but he's paying you know lip service to mark richards and not doing anything that's like hey
kary you're dumb he's fitting in the lord right yeah because that would kind of be uh i don't know
tasteful well counterproductive at least and i think i think that this is as close as it kind
of gets to like this is a prank kind of i and and i don't know like saying that his person's name
was daniel emmerich jordan is a wink sure but it's just somebody's name within the story right
it's a signifier of like our show this is a preemptive this is a preplanned bit yeah there
was a part of me that wished that that had not happened yeah i mean it is it does add an element
of the fourth wall breaking that is uh you know unavoidable yeah if you're if you're talking about
like one of those kids cartoons that has the elements for the adults to watch also they can't
ever stop and be like and now here's a direct quote from fucking pulp fiction like you can't do that
you know it has to be a wink yeah and it i get it it's funny you laughed your ass off i was great
uh fantastic i i i get it i i just i don't know i i think sometimes you don't know the line until
you cross it and uh for my tastes yeah meow tastes all right all right might have been just past
um so you're the meow thing undercuts your your argument a little bit
yeah so uh berg is a skeptic by nature naturally that's one of the reasons why he is not threatened
by and actually fully embraces uh some people in kerry's audience absolutely question away
skeptical of him but there's something that he saw on mars that shook his skepticism oh i just want
to say i appreciate skeptics i was a skeptic for a long time myself uh before i experienced the
reveal um i'm still a skeptic in many ways there are well i never told you about drus's
wives but one of the people that i spent a lot of time with on mars was drus's senior wife
so drus is the military leader of the martian rectoids but in terms of domestic life and
political life really it's the reptoid women who make all the important decisions and specifically
a cast of women called the water riches and the water riches all right are um descended from
a sorceress who practiced the art of dousing and was able to divine the location of water and also
possibly portals and so the water witches those two specifically are the ones who cast
where water should be and send drus out with his army in search of water and i saw the water
witches do things that i have no rational explanation for as a scientist and it shook me
to some of the elements of my core foundation and i'm still trying to reconcile with that years later
the water witches the water water uh witches what are that what's their words for it i would
like to know that i would like to know i would like to have a a term that they use instead of
water witches right they can't use water witches yeah because that's not like a reference to some
old fifties show yeah yeah yeah that's not drus right you know i mean if you if you only say that
drus you don't you spell it phonetically you can't then be like but also they use the term water
witches all the time it's dope unless it were something for it should be like i dream of genie
or something something yeah because like if he's already established that they have this old like
german tv right right right then it should be something like bewitched or right right right
i mean it could even be like the mcbeth though that that kind of three witches situation yeah you
might find the production of bewitch mcbeth somewhere who that's one of drus's water fight
things also water witches yeah i got very excited for the image of like a fully decked out classic
witch uh going down a water slide it was having a great time do do you mean we've got a new theme
park to open i just had an image in my head was very delightful have you been to three water witches
just a witch having a great time uh so kerry wants to bring up the idea that a lot of the people who
talked to her about these conspiracies sure it all goes back to a banking conspiracy goes back to
the right to issue money it always goes back to money it does it's space bucks yeah and uh berg
has an interesting view of this in your estimation because i have you know lots of uh whistleblowers
whatever who talk about for example that the bottom line on earth has to do with the right to issue
meaning money in other words the controllers of the money which is in vassel switzerland
and has been going back ages and ages um are still in control and that even if they switch up the money
you know the the global reset or whatever we use digital instead of paper whatever it's still going
to be in the their hands and that i'm talking about this is what i'm being told and that the
onanaki for one thing are kind of blocking any real change on earth at this time in that area
and they think that they are in control of that would you agree or disagree with that
it it's hard for me to gauge the relevance of my field of expertise with respect to that statement
okay i can say is that you know i can't divorce myself from my personal biases no one can
i'm skeptical of the whole enterprise of capitalism so alien capitalism is still capitalism
not a bad point space capitalism is capitalism doesn't matter what you put in front of capitalism
the capitalism part is the problem yeah yep yep tough to argue with that but also you see
the this isn't really relevant to my field yeah and so there isn't like a claim of expertise on
on space uh currency or whatever that is that is an impulse that i appreciate greatly because a lot
of people a lot of the skeptical quote unquote people could look at that as like a oh way to dodge
the question but that's no in reality that's totally fine if you're an anthropologist being
interviewed about something yeah like in a like a normal media setting and they're like what about
the deep lore of the banking system yeah i don't know that's not really an appropriate question
for my field of expertise yeah it's a legit i'm not i'm not here for that yeah so i don't know
so something that kerry is really interested in is who's like the new chrysalix who is the
like point person if you had to name one for mars chrysalix 2.0 and boy you'd never be able to guess
this is it the first person multiple liaisons on mars he was he was the supreme technocrat
which was the martian term for a pre-factor governor uh huh okay well let's use that analogy
who's who's now that person that has the role of chrysalis on mars for example so um currently the
figurehead who officially resides donald trump the highest office on mars which is still called
supreme technocrat because of tradition that is a clone of david bowie
is there lie really i'm serious there is a gold channel transmission line that the elite use
to upload their consciousness and reincarnate on mars okay so there are actually a number
of high profile dead celebrities on mars who have been allowed to immigrate there
using this gold channel transmission and a young version of david bowie who chose to go into politics
rather than music i'm sorry what is one of these individuals okay and for earth so um this is
accepted i guess it's surprising information sure it's yeah so for earth it's the ai yeah
that's the uh the point person right right right but for for mars it's uh clone of david bowie
clone of david i i like it i would vote for a clone of david bowie if that were available
now sure i think it would i think it would open up a lot of questions about whether clones can
hold office also we'd have to be like oh my god they can clone humans yeah but and let me throw
it out at the at you this direction uh if it's bowie all those questions go out the window
i'm cool with it as long as it's bowie yeah if it's bowie then i'm cool uh absolutely so uh
conversation comes up about venus mm because there's talk of venusians yeah carry has heard
i have heard that uh women are from there um that yeah and then this happens and oh no
is there any truth to the venusians you know thor and various visitors from i'm sorry thor is from
venus are you familiar at all with the venus setup yes actually venus so i'm not i are you aware of
that during the space race um and and after the space race during the cold war um the soviet union
was obsessed with venus like americans were obsessed with mars so there's actually like
there's a german pre-world war two history to the colony on mars there's a soviet history to
colonization on venus so venus is different from mars because you go there and you're dealing with
you know a planet that was colonized by the other side of the iron curtain um so there's there's um
you know it soviet colonialism if you want to call it that it's debatable whether you can call
it colonialism but their their foreign policy was fundamentally different from the theory behind
us foreign policy i i actually disagree with the term soviet empire i think empire is a misnomer
there were certainly problematic aspects of their foreign policy but on the whole it seemed like
they actually had more respect for autonomy of former colonial nations than the united states and
our kind of side of globalism has had considering how many democratic elections the united states
has overthrown in other parts of the world when they elect someone that we don't like okay but that
that gets into how kooten is operating but i'm sorry give me one second okay
jesus lionel lionel all right lionel okay no i'm not done yet the work
okay all right i will call you as soon as i'm done thank you thank you sir
okay you know i don't i understand you're under pressure here okay yeah can't do the same bit
twice i do however like the thank you sir right at the end of it that i appreciate that brings home
a certain level of like i'm respectful of your suit commanding officer well sure and it also has
like a vibe of i'm sort of taking a risk by talking to you or not not so much a risk but i'm
i'm inconveniencing myself in some ways to give you this information and and have this
conversation sure but i yeah i i still i i think i didn't i wasn't i wasn't super into the bit the
first time right not so into it the second time well you can't do a call back to the bit because
the bit isn't openly a bit so all you're doing is redoing the bit twice but do you so do you see
what i'm saying it's a call back to people who would watch it who get it sure but even then it
is it i mean yes it is a call back but the the original is a call back to our joke you know what
i'm saying so it's it's like yeah you're just doing the same bit again yeah yeah and it's not
because you're trying to do the same bit again it is via the medium that the same bit occurs the
only way that i really kind of give this a pass is if this was a polite way for him to try to end
the interview it does seem he's trying to get out of it and if that i i don't actually i didn't
really get that sense necessarily i have no idea but if if it were just a way to like be like i have
to leave sure or whatever then it kind of takes on a different it's not as much fucking around and more
of like having a robust way to yeah to try and make an exit but no i don't know i don't i don't
love it you know the way he was scrambling to try and fit russia onto venus while at the same time
making sense of colonial past for america and russia to me that is like i'm gonna need a break
you know i mean i need to i need to cut something out because i'm i'm struggling hit that joint by
now he's a little bit struggling on like okay where am i gonna fit the soviet colonialism and
then he kind of got distracted by it i think yeah yeah i would say end the interview but there's
also a like this is more in the territory of stuff that kerry is asking him as opposed to like
this story that he's rallying right all right and uh the the joint so maybe there's a less less
there's a more slipperiness yeah yeah yeah i mean i you've you've got don't chase a good time i feel
like it's what we're living on sure yeah um so uh the topic of child trafficking comes up because
of course this is a big deal for kerry um and burg has an interesting perspective on this whole thing
and we haven't even talked about the child trafficking issue that's very much stems back
to the reptilian influence on planet earth and humans so you know that's a whole issue as well
um you know i don't know if you want to touch any of that your closing remarks but why don't
you make some closing remarks about sex work on mars there's no child trafficking on mars there
that's an earth problem um mars has legal unionized adult sex workers uh there's no labor
trafficking of children uh that now in in the chrysalis era you had child labor you had child
soldiers the carver of the stone pipe that i mentioned to you in our previous interview
was probably around 14 or 15 um that was just life in ancient times but um president dave
bowie has gone to extreme lengths to ensure that human trafficking operations are curtailed
in orbit and intercepted by martian defense ships by security ships there is no child
trafficking on mars anyone who has told you that has been fooled by a scion and kerry if your
viewers are are listening and really want to know what will make a difference in the lives of children
there is one piece of advice i can give anyone who really wants to make a dent in child trafficking
and that is affirm and accept lgbt children
okay
she doesn't quite understand the the statement that he's making no it takes it i mean it's very foreign
yeah project camelot yeah that is i'm sorry what yeah um yeah so i mean that makes sense
in terms of reality yeah yeah yeah i mean if you're trying to apply real world advice into
this fantasy scenario right then yeah right no i mean it's it is fascinating because she you know
he's he's right you have to take on a journey to understand why you know like if you want to
show your work as to why affirming lgbtq uh children is going to uh put a dent in human
trafficking you it's it's a it's a while you know it's not that hard though it's not that hard but
for kerry well it would take a long time and she would disagree a lot on the way yeah she'd get
distracted by a number of things exactly but yeah in in the real world there are you know studies
about the vulnerability of lgbtq youth who you know don't have supportive structures around them
oftentimes uh higher incidences of running away uh unhoused yes at a young age uh these are all
things that put people in a position where they are at higher risk it's very clear and this advice
that he's giving is good yeah man it's great i'm not sure that kerry fully understands it though
uh okay but how does that make a real dent in child trafficking
why because those children are especially vulnerable to child trafficking
that's a fact i'm actually been a state's witness about child trafficking on multiple occasions
okay i'm we'll take that at base value uh how is that difficult for you to take it face value
run by predominantly from what i understand you know white men
yeah they are they are run primarily by white men and and there's this thing called you know
what is in essence an adrenochrome highway and you're you're kind of intimating that they're
particular as to a kind of child and you know well so i only know about child trafficking as
i've encountered it as someone who has had some interactions with social workers and therapists
and educators i don't know about any of this cabal stuff i mean i know about secret space programs
well okay are they down there i don't know about like secret space there are child trafficking rings
but i think the um i think there's a lot of misinformation about what that looks like fair
point um and also you can see here the way that kerry is uh misunderstanding yeah she thinks that
what he's saying is that the people who are doing the rings they like to eat they like to drink lgbtq
blood right yes as opposed to it being their weak intolerance puts people in systems without or in
situations without strong support networks yeah um and that makes them more susceptible yeah or in
in a in a higher risk uh circumstance yeah by being artificially placed in a weak position
they are taken advantage of by strong position people yes um and i think that that's really
interesting that that's how kerry processes it yeah it makes sense for her to process it that way
because it made no sense for me to even think that that was a possible way to process it so of
course she did yeah i never even i would not have occurred to me that whoa they mean it means they
like a special kind of blood did not occur to me well but i think i think it's because in her
conception it's not like this issue isn't something that exists by way like within the context of
society right right it doesn't exist in the structures of uh rates of homelessness right so
of uh child runaways right youth runaways these things aren't factors that go into human trafficking
for her for her it's just i don't know children are a commodity i mean yeah i think so like i
prefer this flavor or whatever you know it's basically that yeah and it's it i don't know it
it's bizarre well she doesn't i mean and i think that's the way that a lot of people view it is that
they don't view their i mean our complicity in the uh uh entire structure of society they don't
view it as something that we are participating in they view it as these super evil powerful men
are doing it to us you know right they are trafficking children because that's whatever
they want and it doesn't matter what situation they're in they can grab any child they're all
powerful that kind of thing it doesn't occur to them that like by way of society functioning as it
does they're there you know that kind of thing yeah and it's an interesting perspective the
carry does not quite understand not even close so we end things with a burg doubling down on this
ending message that he wants to uh send but part of the reason that child trafficking persists
because of ignorance and when people internalize um ignorant mythologies about um like like
obviously epstein really happened but like just you know throwing around the accusation of pedophile
and anyone they have a political disagreement with is childish and it's not going to lead to any kind
of social progress or reform or great reveal i will double down on it and say it again if you are
listening to this and you want to really make a difference in the lives of kids who are the most
vulnerable to child trafficking affirm and accept lgb and trans children
okay um not sure why anyone wouldn't accept them but wow lady i don't know wow um all right
all right thank you so much you know major um you know it is so much fun to talk to you and
there's so many other questions and places we could go so i i sincerely hope you'll come back
i want to let you go so you don't get in any more trouble than you already are
yeah vinyl's gonna be pissed at me yeah well and i don't want him pissed at me so let's
let's close this down so see like ending this with inviting him back and saying like i don't
want you to get in more trouble which is accepting the reality of that phone call yep so there is
there is it doesn't seem like these things that he has brought into the conversation are dealbreakers
right in terms of whatever potential i guess he has as a space insider sure to to the ongoing
narratives of Project Camelot but which i think is interesting yeah um i don't know if we'll do
a third episode my sense on it is i uh one i a great job this is this is well done i think
the first one was great job this is a good job i mean i mean in so far as maintaining the core
reality of what you're doing while at the same time being able to improvise somewhat still within
that reality and still being able to play along with her reality on top of that over two hours yeah
that's that's what i'm saying that's a great job on that yeah that is tough to do i think i think
that if just those phone calls weren't there i might have a like a solid marks all around sure
because i think the perspectives that are provided by the allegorical story of the history of mars
the messages that you get with like the the idea that the draco sent they're unwanted and they
became productive members of the martian society yeah the stuff about not seeing uh like groups
of aliens as uh like determined by their group right their personalities and their capabilities
and their character right the stuff about druse and his group you know being the way you see them
from inside versus outside sure the bringing uh and affirming trends and lgbtq in general
existence and rights these things are very positive and them existing in this space is
extremely good yeah it is but i also don't know i don't have a ton of faith that it will
make as much of a difference to carrie like i don't know if he'll be able to swing her over to
accepting some of this uh more i mean hey thankfully if we're going to if we're going
to say to people fucking don't clown on alex because he doesn't care about the 10 people who
clown on alex it's the one person who comes over and starts watching your show fuck yeah man
don't i fuck it carrie and her ilk are going to be fucked up there's no chance for that but
if there's one out of every 10 people watching that goes shit that is a perspective yeah you know
what i i think that there there is something to that um yeah it's hard it's hard though because
it's hard to accept that and and uh maintain the feeling that i have that is other people
shouldn't do this right right right and i think one of the reasons is because outside of that phone
call i don't feel like i said i don't feel like this is a prank right and i don't know if i would
believe that most people could handle doing this in a non-malicious way yeah i i mean what we uh
well i think part of the reason that we shouldn't do another episode on this is because
you know the first one we had plausible deniability now i also was not confirmed i was not fully
convinced myself yeah plausible deniability is no no that's what that's no no he had plausible
deniability and we didn't know yeah for sure yeah there were signs but we didn't know i didn't catch
even some of the signs until after we put the episode out and people people told us signs yeah
yeah that kind of stuff i'm not i'm not faking ignorance no no no so we we're we're back here
and this is golden i think if we do it again we're doing the same bit again because all we
can really analyze here because we don't really have to analyze too much of of his story i mean
or no not analyze dissect it you know right like he doesn't have those those wide swaths of yada yada
yada's where if you put that in there you're like what the fuck yeah and something fun about this is
you know it like trying to jump into uh the reality where this person believes what they're
saying sure and so that is kind of some of the fun of the space weirdo stuff right and it's too
obvious that he doesn't believe this stuff so it's not like even stuff you have to integrate
you're looking at it as like oh this is the allegorical and metaphorical thing that that
is being said right and that's fun enough right textual analysis essentially right exactly it
is definitely that and to to the point of it's not a prank that is 100 percent uh correct and why
i agree with you people shouldn't do this because unlike pranking uh somebody where they're they're
taking on the trappings of their bullshit in order to embarrass them yeah this feels like a person
who learned the language to speak to these people in sort of yeah you know and anthropologist in a
way you know he isn't the butt of this no the ideas of sort of i don't think anybody's the
intolerance is the butt of it yeah i don't think if anything yeah he's trying to communicate through
their world what we learn through our history there is there is a feeling of that yeah and i yeah i
think that i think that the first episode was a revelation in terms of like this is bizarre this
is completely out of sync totally and then yeah it would be suspicious if we didn't do an episode
about him coming back of course yeah but in the future i don't think we'll cover every time he's on
or anything but it's not for us it's for them sure i love the way he's doing we wish you well i hope i
hope that um you know i don't thank you for sharing with us but i also hope you don't i'm
guessing that this guy would listen to this so my message is no those are the only two he doesn't
listen i hope you don't have some sort of a malicious intent that you're waiting to reveal
because that'll make me feel like shit man if you he'll turn us on top of fooling us on top
of fooling carry if you've got the trifecta of fooling us god damn then i mean more respect
to you chrysalix but i didn't got nothing for that i pray that's not the case yeah it's a good
dude maybe probably let's say anyway we'll be back jordan uh but until then we have a website
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