Knowledge Fight - #76: October 7-11, 2015

Episode Date: August 23, 2017

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the 15th installment of his increasingly frustrating investigation into why Alex Jones joined up with Team Trump back in 2015. Topics covered include: How many of Alex's guests can make completely embarrassing predictions on the show? How many terrible impressions is Alex capable of? What is less likely than Larry Nichols becoming a duck? Is Randy Quaid "credible?"

Andy and Kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding So Alex I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody Welcome back to knowledge fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes I'd like to sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Yes, but Dan mm-hmm before we go any further news. There's a twist. What a yeah I it's a look this could have been written by M. Night Shyamalan Can I stop you? I want to engage it could have been written by I want to engage in the bit But my nose really it just can't do it. I just have no energy

Fine, Dan, you know a lot about Alex Jones true And I don't know anything about Alex Jones and that's the fun and I'm also willing to pout That's what I am willing to do sir. Look forward to two hours of sourpuss Jordan Today we are drinking sourpuss Jordan is what we're drinking today drinking Fago a shout out to our juggalo homies whoop whoop family This is Arctic Sun. I had this recently thought it was great. It's kind of like a canfield 50 50 You know that soda no tastes a lot like this You know that thing you don't know about it's good. It's like this thing. It's like a lime grapefruits Situation it's very very good. I loved it. So that's awesome, but we have other awesome things

We have other awesome things to talk about this what we're about to it about how we're gonna redo the bit Dan No, it's not we're never doing that Uh We have an announcement to make and it's big. It's earth shattering and that is on the evening of September 9th Time to be determined We will be doing our first ever live show at at North Bar here in Chicago, Illinois Absolutely, and it's essential that you come out. Yeah Because I mean and in all honesty one

No idea why people listen to the show no idea at all no clue no furthermore no idea what is gonna look like live No, I think we're just gonna do the show. I can't imagine people sticking around some facsimile of the show There'll probably be some stand-up involved too. You might do a bit or two. Oh boy Dance party afterward. We're gonna make a night of it. It's gonna be a great time But more details will be forthcoming, but I wanted to let you know now The only thing that we will be playing at the dance party is the remix made of a ludicrous with Alex Jones's verse dropped it I would be okay with that. Oh, absolutely and the we love our Somali song. Oh, of course. Yeah, of course So please if you were inclined to come it'll be a good time and we could use all the wonks we can get there

Yeah, absolutely. We're talking about you assholes in Europe, too Charter of private plane Over here to Chicago don't treat Chicago is an international hub. It is Yeah, bring somebody out and have them go about 20 minutes in huh and then we'll just have fun Maybe maybe limit that to if you need to yeah, bring somebody and give them absolutely no warning What this is about to be it will be a delight forever. That would be a miserable time. Oh first date. Oh God Tender date, maybe maybe that's what we should do. I should do a policy wonk singles night

Mmm, and then all of our followers will breed. I don't know. I wouldn't phrase it that way So speaking of people who deserve to breed Terrible transition Oh boy Just a want to give a shout out to a couple new Donators we're thrilled to have them on board our first new policy wonk. What's going on out there Manuel? I'm a policy wonk. Thank you for joining up. Oh, welcome to the fold Manuel Noriega Although I assumed you were dead. This one I can confirm is not Manuel Noriega

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But we are grateful for you the person you are and not you your name And if you'd like to become a policy wonk yourself You may do so by going to knowledge fight comm and clicking the support the show button Also, I we had a great time going back in time on our last episode back to 2011 Yes, that was one of us somewhere in time to find out what Alex Jones was doing You can do that there as well and just so you know if you had a button sent to you and you sent me a picture How terrible I am at mailing things terrible because it turns out you can't just put buttons in an envelope and just send them into this Into the ether sphere camp. I have reset those and you will be pleasantly surprised to find they are taped to shit

Reinforced envelopes. You're not even going to be able to get them open same envelopes. I just wrapped them in Packington You're gonna need a scissor and That is a nice transition Accidentally this out-of-context drop from Alex Jones, and they can Sexually mutilator And I would want that to happen. I'm saying you know to follow more extreme Islamic beliefs just you know have her genitals cut off. There's some scissors right there. I mean, I'm not for that I'm not being streamed. I'm not the one doing it. Oh, but I'll be attacked for this. You can believe it

That was just weird. That was just gross. I just the Sizzlers right over here. Yeah, I don't know what that I don't want to do it. I don't want to try to achieve. Yeah, I don't know that confused the hell out of me furthermore Why does he have scissors? What is he doing with scissors nearby? Probably just opening up bottles of Supermao doesn't his staff keep scissors away from him They know he's a danger. There's like little stubby ones from elementary. Oh, that's good. Yeah, the dole scissors Yeah, so today Jordan we are back in 2015 wonderful engaging in part 15 of my investigation into what the fuck happened to Alex Jones Back in 2015 to get him to sign up with Donald Trump, right? Our last one we did

We made no progress in terms of Donald Trump But we did discover that Alex Jones is firmly in support of Russia and Vladimir Putin very much so so a Scary amount in in the last two months of 2015. He has not changed his position from Look, I like what Trump says, but I don't trust him That's what he said for a very long time now, right and that's where we begin That's where his head is at at the beginning of today's investigation Which will cover October 7th to October 11th. He does not trust Trump Because Trump is perhaps a billionaire fronted by

You know a car man a front for a consortium of Russian elites. Yep. Mom mobbed up Literally, yeah, but he does trust Putin. Yeah, who shares no no mob ties. No, none No, he's not. He's definitely a trustworthy man. He's straight. He shoots straight from the hip. He doesn't wear a shirt sometimes Exactly, it's amazing like I don't get better than Alex. Yeah, those of you who don't follow us on Twitter You should check it out. I posted a picture of Alex Jones from this last Sunday in 2017 he broadcasted without a shirt on Really fucked up. Yeah, I don't know why he did that. I don't know why not I don't know so we start on think about how much better Wolf Blitzer show would be if you just saw Wolf Blitzer

Yeah, I bet he's swole About wolf is swole. He looks like master Roshi from Dragon Ball Z that reference missed me. Oh, yeah, it does Anyway, we start on October 7th, Jordan And if you recall on October 6th, Matt drudge was in the house Yes, and I will say that a good portion of the stuff that I cut out is Alex Jones replaying clips from the drudge interview and talking about how important it was that he had drudge on his show Just rubbing his belly the whole time. Oh, I had Matt drudge. What have you had exactly and I got some scissors right over here To make up for cutting that out of the episode. I just have this which encompasses everything that Alex really wants to say about drudge

I mean, it's sickening how much I like Matt drudge because it's so refreshing somebody that gets it all Understands it and is a fellow traveler. He's the communist term, but in a libertarian way We're coming back to be honest and say Matt drudge is the coolest person I've ever known. I mean, it's undoubtedly hands-down. He's helped us more He's he's helped the country more. He's done so much good. It's sickening in a good way I'm gonna skip this network break. I just can't help it and I know more and a few weeks We're doing the tones for the satellite anyways and the TV stations. That's not been done yet So I can never skip a break again. Nope

Under contract. I can't do it. So just enjoy it folks because it's about to all end Is he getting a phone call? I love the ramshackle ability the end of the internet. It's already happening the end of the internet He does he just straight up gets a phone call and like looks at it So damn it Terry stop calling me someone who is not Matt drudge is calling But then I like how he doesn't seem to own any positive adjectives He just uses his regular ones and then just sick and but it's good but positive. Yeah He said Trump is evil, but in a good way. Yeah, Trump is a monstrous pedophile, but the good kind wait

Also Matt drudge is the coolest person. I've ever met that's got to be tough news for Joe Rogan Charlie Sheen can't think of the other celebrities that hang out with sure Take that is tough news because all the things that drudge is doesn't seem cool I'm I don't want to I'm trying to think of a cool thing about him the hat used to wear that fedora hat Used to be okay. That's not very cool hmm He's rich

It's not bad. It's kind of cool. He has a condo in Miami. Oh, that's super uncool The Envenido Ami Ami says Matt drudge. That's the headline that the Supreme Court Why did you leave me like that? That was a struggle I had I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, I was going I was going all the way back to Will Smith I was like wait, is that part of Wild Wild West or does he do more than one song part of the city more than one song? I don't know be to the break of dawn. I'm going to Miami Anyway, I heard the rainstorm nothing to mess with but I can't feel the drip on the strip It's a trip ladies half dressed fully equipped being screaming out where we loved your last hit can't remember the rest

All right now. Let's fight live show September 9th the day on maybe doing a little bit of Karaoke, I could also sing the entirety of Wild Wild West a cappella. Oh, I will do if someone No, I am putting a freeze on all donations until Dan refused So on the show the body of the show There's a bunch of a bunch of hot bullshit on the show and the first thing is Alex has an interview with Harry Dent Who is the economist who keeps saying that that's Harvey Dent? Oh, okay He keeps saying that you know, he economic collapse is coming. Yeah about a month ago. I gold but yep Oh, yeah, that he's also part of Bain Capital, which was the company that Romney was involved with yeah. Oh, Bain

It's all there. Holy shit and Batman Man, we figured it out his studio isn't in Austin. All right, so he's on a month ago on the show He said that the collapse was gonna come within days It did not and here is his updated prediction and it involves the collapse coming within days No, the pope. Oh the next chart is a very interesting one and I've shown it before and I've added one dimension It's called a papal visit omen The pope only seems to come over here at the top of bubbles So we look back at the last major peaks which I also call a megaphone pattern higher

Highs each bubble takes at the higher highs and each crash takes at the lower lows That's why I've been saying on your show now for several months that the next stop on the Dell probably late next year early 2017 it's like fifty five hundred to six thousand and by the way, let me just stop you We may have to hold you a little bit past 33 if you can do that because this is so important But you're a scientist when it comes to economics. That's what you did for Bain That's what you were taught at Harvard. You've got a great mind. Obviously. You're one of the best out there We don't obviously know why they come at the peak, but that's what I said myself not even knowing you had this papal chart I'd miss this one was it seems like popes come over here because I went and looked right before a crash and

Right before global upheaval. They'll do these big Western tours And so it's not a good omen and you look at the chart. It's dead on That after a pope comes In 99 2008 2015 it drops right after as a scientist you Alex What's happening here? Well, you know when Somebody's gonna do a tour like this when people feel the best, you know And so so, you know, this is a time where this could happen and everybody wanted to happen

So I think that's probably the reason of course. This is not the reason I so he's here to scoop offerings So he's here to get offerings Yeah That's what that's what the pope does. Yeah, that's that's a pretty interesting theory He has two data points that they're drawing from yeah 2008 and 90 the uh, I love I love an economist Who is like well as you can see there are these highs and then there are these lows and they keep getting higher and lower Yeah, and you're like maybe it's unregulated capitalism causing these bubbles and bust He's like no, it's the pope when he visits all bets are off. It's a bad omen

Very that is that part of the Chicago School of Economics the papal omens if that's what they're teaching at Harvard We got to rethink a lot. I remember reading Freakonomics. They made a follow-up called Popeonomics. I believe I believe in statistics. This is what is known as an inadequate set of data points because In 1965 Pope Paul the sixth came and there wasn't a crash in 65 Pope John Paul the second came to the United States seven times He came in 1979 1984 1987 1993 1995 and 1999 none of this is all of those crashes

I remember every single one of those none of this is I wasn't even born for half of those But they are burned into the public consciousness. Oh, but yeah, Benedict came in 2008. You got that one there. All right That's true. Yeah, also No, the crashes happened in 2007. Oh, yeah, so the papal omen He was he wasn't even getting offerings this time Benedict the 16th came in April of 2008 new theory New theory that's when Nazism started spreading throughout the United States. It's possible and this is where really dumb economic theories Keep spreading throughout Like I don't understand how anybody takes any of this shit seriously. He literally has two data points

That's it, right? And he's like, oh, this is a trend that I've this is a graph that I've shown lots of people I love that. No one been like, what are you doing? I love that? He has a chart to like he pulls up a visual aid like and here's when the Pope visited so as we can tell also You know balls shrivel up on cows Sure, you'd be very afraid of Catholic. Yeah, when the Pope visits, they will drink the balls of your cows Yeah, that's just how that works. Undoubtedly. They're the chupacabra of cow balls Exactly. So I mean like that Alex has these dumb-dumbs on his show and allows them to scare his audience with these idiotic predictions But he you know, you know why he does that because he likes to play that game, too

Oh, of course He likes to make these terrible predictions and here is one terrible predictions terrible predictions are fun though Yeah, so he has a clip that he plays about of Obama like get who's gonna take away guns and stuff like that Right. This is right after there was that shooting in Oregon and Obama gives a speech about how we need to be as committed to our principles as the people who Won't give an inch on gun control are on theirs, right? I Alex is kind of freaked out about it and makes a terrible prediction about this issue as folks On the other side who are absolutists and think that any gun safety measures or somehow

An assault on freedom or communistic or a plot by me to Take over and stay in power for Ever or something. I mean, they're all kinds of crackpot conspiracy theories that float around there some of which by the way are Ratified by elected officials in the other party on occasion So basically saying you're a conspiracy theory crackpot and ratifying these theories You know, he is gonna graduate up to the secretary general ship of the UN or the head of one of these big megabanks That's what he says he wants to do. That's what Tony Blair has gone on to do That's what the Clintons gone on to do. That's what Clintons said. He wants as a secretary general ship, but he's too sick

Obama can now get Globally a lot of these Muslim countries to vote for him. That's over a billion people right there Yeah, you and works like that and that's a Muslim countries to vote for you And then you become the secretary general and that's how big banks choose their leaders, too Yeah, absolutely will Muslims vote for you here is Goldman Sachs now Admittedly Obama's only been out of office for eight months at this point when we're recording this so we don't know But all indications show he's not made moves to become the secretary general of the UN Unless you ask Larry Nichols see unless you ask Larry Nichols

Everybody knows that the regular UN is just a front for the secret UN shadow UN shadow shadow shadow one shadow man Yeah, the dark UN. Okay, so Jordan this next clip. I'm sorry to skip along so fast But I'm excited to get to this. Let's do it So I want you to not talk over this because we need to study this clip. This clip is Fascinating to me. I had to scroll back and listen to it a couple times because it's I Describe it as the anatomy of a bad comedy segment like he's trying to do something funny Okay, his support staff isn't playing along and so he he's trying He's trying to get some juice working and it's not not going anywhere

It's this is probably about two minutes long and he just bales at the end and the bale is spectacular Okay, so here we go. By the way, did you guys find the sketchy I wanted? Cue that up before I get into the serious news Actually folks this Hillary is not sick. She doesn't have six months to live like some folks are getting ready to report I'm supposed to say that oh She's fine. She's doing great. In fact, this was her just yesterday She was on the campaign trail But she dropped by a friend's house and was having it just some cocktails some tea some crumpets

With some of the friends and they were discussing someone else running for office and taking the scepter from her But she stood up to him in a very very dramatic way if you're not a TV viewer. I will Narrate some of this, but it's just a plush Democratic facility house, you know the Democrats on average would have six times the money of Republicans in Congress the filthy rich off all their insider deals So I want to cut in here real quick. I didn't plan a great bit so far. He's vamping really hard Yeah, he's trying to build this up a lot. There's clearly a video from the dark crystal Oh, that he wants to play and pretend it's Hillary. Yeah, that's clearly what's going on The people behind the scenes are not playing the video

He's like, all right got to keep describing what I think will make this funny to the point where even Spoiler alert, they don't play the right video, but even if they had this is such a long walk to get there It's tortured that it would ruin the joke. Oh, so anyway, here's how it doesn't work out. I think it's wonderful But they class warfare all day against anyone who has money So here you have it ladies and gentlemen. This is the amazing footage smuggled out by The incredible folks at project Veritas James O'Keeffe. This is the footage and you're gonna see Joe Biden

Joe Biden Discussing with Obama the fact that who's gonna have the dynasty the Obama's of the Clintons and They're there they're marching in to see her on a couch She's not sick, but she was laying on a pillowed couch Just relaxing her feet from being out on the road and shaking thousands of hands In between saying who cares about Benghazi occurs by emails ha ha ha ha So here is Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton again laying on the couch with the Democratic supporters that love her They're beautiful people some of her girlfriends are there as well

You can tell the girls by the little bows in their hair So let's go ahead and go to this footage You can see it if you're a radio listener in full wars comm for its last show here it is I have gone further than anybody that I'm aware of in American history now That's not a long history because we haven't had emails that long, but as long as we've had them I've gone longer and farther to try to be as transparent as possible. Nobody else has done that Let's continue here. Let's get into the serious news Oh

Punched at the end of that show that was an audio of Hillary Clinton talking over video from the Dark Crystal That was just a clip of a Hillary Clinton speech Alex does this two-minute setup for what he thinks it's gonna be this could be a dunk out of I don't know where Plays the wrong clip yet. You're totally right Unfucking believe during the break. He had to have been scream. Oh, absolutely. How dare you leave me out to dry like that like me Oh, yeah You didn't look one thing that I've learned from doing a lot of stand-up Draw out the setup as long as humanly possible sure brevity is not the soul of win

stretch it out be as boring as possible and If you can do not at all hit the punch Not once and then immediately pivot and it just end like just never happened pretend that's what was supposed to happen Like that's gorgeous like I won't be doing any stand-up at the live show But I will just be reading that line for line just word for word What and then we'll start the show when I talk about Alex Jones being incapable of humor That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, cuz like he even if it had gone perfectly It wouldn't have been funny

But if you have any chops you should be able to try and bring some funny into the middle of it Oh, you know spice it up a little something. It's it's embarrassing. Hillary isn't sick doesn't have six months to live Right. Oh, was I supposed to say that? All right. Yeah, okay, Alex. All right She's fine. She dropped by a friend's house for cocktails. We all know that's a thing that she did sure She's discussing her successor. She refused. She's too strong She's too amazing Obviously Democrats are far richer than Republicans. It's class warfare. They hate the rich sure that makes perfect sense Joe Biden's there Joe like the Joe Biden's just there. Yeah, yeah

Why wouldn't Joe Biden because it's part of Larry Nichols narrative that Joe Biden was is angling to try and take over her Right, so Obama can create a caliphate and be the king of Muslims I think the people most who should be most angry about this is Project Veritas, yeah, why do they get dragged because they're not even even they aren't this bad at doing it's like guys We commit crimes. Yeah, we hold the fucking fraud. Yeah, but don't don't bring us Don't don't make us we are we are not. Yeah, we are not a part of bad comedy. That's one line. We do not cross Project Veritas means truth So in this next clip Alex gets a little racist

And then he talks about boots, which is fun continuing here Always get disgusted by racial stereotypes and racial comments Spewed and pushed Incessantly by racist black people and then media statements by mainly white people that blacks can't be racist No, and this is a real culture of enslavement that they've been pushing Wow To say the least I mean, it's true slavery. That's not rhetoric there Wow that anybody who wants to be successful Anybody who wants to just associate with everybody anybody who wants to own a company whose black is a sellout Anybody who dresses nice as a sellout anybody that's got a nice car unless they're a drug dealer is a sellout

I mean these are the stereotypes That that that the Klan and others put out to suppress black people and blacks have accepted it all because they follow MTV And the very culture that wants to destroy them It's the hip-hop. Mm-hmm. That's what I don't think fucking red stones out dating black people do you or you know the clue you know What they're sure pushing all this death culture on black folks and everybody else picks it up thinking it's cool Oh, well, that's like picking up a hang grenade and pulling the pen University of Pennsylvania professor Anitha Butler called presidential candidate Ben Carson a coon

I've never even heard a white person use that term But I've heard a lot of people use it for claiming that People have the right to display confederate private property Yeah, all right. There it is. That's the one right there. Yeah, that's strong. That was a Barrage of bullshit. Yeah, and it's on fucking believable. It's not nearly done either You can't you can't just say that's not merely read rhetoric. This is true slavery. Yeah, do you mean? literal

The goal like the actual slavery. Yeah, what why would you use that as your comparison in this? Oh, I think it's obvious Rhetorically to use his own word. It's dumb. It's very dumb Anyway, let's get through the end of this clip because he has I guess that he has some thoughts about boots that are he somehow weaves into sure Well, I mean that's just a fact You can fly swastikas. You can fly Chinese flags. You can fly McDonald's flag you can fly Easter Bunny flag through a gopher flag a caddy shack flag actually have one Yes, that's my racist against gopher's I actually have all the golfers. I go to jail that gopher's anyways comedy It continues you've only there was a cune of the year award professor

But let these people push racism tweeted in response to another tweet Linking to sports illustrated article in which Carson was quoted defending the right of NASCAR fans to flag Confederate flags Well, it's because he's educated not an ignorant mission not a class warfare person He knows the Confederate flag means a hundred different things. I Mean if somebody appropriates Doc Martins who's a Nazi does that mean someone wearing punk rock boots is a Nazi? No, most people wearing them aren't a Nazi a lot of them are oh Man, you know when I was in high school, I wore all sorts of cowboy boots tennis shoes

I was ignorant. I heard some punk rock music. I like some of it didn't like most of it But one time I was at the shopping mall and bought a black parents and I had like cute punk girls coming up to me He wanted to go on a date. I had Women that liked it And I but I also had like white supremacist coming over you know saying you are you 88 you hall Hitler and also had like Other skater people pull up go are you a racist? We're gonna beat your ass, you know stuff like that Just not knowing what these symbols mean so so that's all the political correctness around that But then meanwhile you've got black people parading around

I was going off the dock Martin's cuz they can mean a lot of different things And just because somebody's ignorant about it doesn't mean you got a fan of banning Doc Martins You know some schools banned Doc Martins in in school. That's true. Yeah, I got it. Got it. Got it. All right, Doc Martins. Yes Gonna fuck mm-hmm Gonna be asked if you're a Nazi mm-hmm gonna get your ass kicked by skater punks Yeah, also, sorry that there was some jumps there there some problem with my recording I don't know what happened there was a little glitchy Hmm basically all that got cut out in those was him saying that some 16 year old girls wanted him

Yeah, so we got the point of it over a hundred and fifty sixteen year old girl girls wanted him if I recall well And here's the thing I want to say about his logic. He's technically right, you know like I Guess having a Confederate flag doesn't make you a racist and wearing Doc Martins doesn't make you a Nazi There's heavy overlap though, you know that that's the thing. He's just discounting out of whole cloth It's like the the sets of people who have Confederate flags the percentage of them that is aren't our racists I'm gonna go with 90 plus whatever it is. I'm not sure if it's that high, but I'm sure it is Whatever the number is it's statistically relevant. Oh, yeah over the general population, right in the same way with Doc Martins It's statistically relevant. There's more Nazis away with Doc Martins

Not all stereotypes are true, and I don't think people should be judged on those stereotypes No, unless you have a Confederate flag in which case you're a fucking racist. Yeah, yeah, so That I'm gonna go with the burden of proof is on the the defendant in that particular interesting. Yeah interesting So speaking of interesting things on the last episode Alex Jones said that if he had a gun to his head if he was being Approached by a shooter that asks him if he's a Christian He would lie to him and say that he wasn't a Christian right and we pointed out that that is wildly against scripture Yeah, and that Jesus and the Bible very clearly say that if you denounce me or you pretend you don't know me

I will pretend I do not know you in front of my father And we were also told that that whole thing is a myth perpetuated by a Christian propagandist certainly at least the Yeah, absolutely, but be that as it may On this episode the October 7th episode Alex gets a caller who tells him what we said Basically that you are way out of line saying that you would deny Christ Yeah, that is really fucked up and I sweet Can't believe you would say that and Alex is like no, I look you're right. You're right. Sorry. Sorry The I'm glad he took ownership for it the call is long

So I don't have anything from the call, but he in the end is like look I'm so honest that I'm even honest about my lying that sort of thing. It's like nice sure sure nice save But then he says this which I think is incredibly telling this next clip is like something that I don't think he knows what he's saying Because he's making some of our arguments for us This is literally us being mirrored out of Alex Jones's mouth. Well, that's awesome. It's super bizarre Listen, we we're we get to do this for free. Yeah, but let's listen And so you're absolutely right and I just get up here sometimes in a fever of news and information That's why I've said many times I hear rebroadcast all the time and here's stuff

I say that's wrong or that I don't agree with or where I misspoke. Yep There's a reason they they script stuff because Other people would stick their foot in their mouth more than me, but you're absolutely right. God bless you I appreciate your call sir great call one of the reasons he has that tone as he can tell it is a African-American gentleman on the other end of The phone who's preaching and telling him teaching him about what Christianity is about and he has a But yeah, I listen back to tons of his episodes and hear things that he says that are wrong I hear a bunch of times that he says things that are he misspeaks all the time Yeah, the only difference is that he's blaming like hey look everybody else would screw up more than me

I don't know the teleprompter. We don't have a teleprompter. I Think we screwed up way less than him. I mean Factually probably also also this this game He's playing where he's like I misspeak and stuff like this is actually a really generous version of it Because the the truth is that he's lying. Yeah, it's not that he misspeaks He's legitimately and intentionally lying about what people are saying what if you are on the right causes are if you are on The right and caught red-handed in a lie. You will absolutely say you misspoke totally There is no way that you will be like. Oh, yeah, you're right. My bad. No time for introspection. Dr. Jones

No, thank you. Oh, that actually works really well There it is except I have to be talking to his dad who's a dentist for the CIA Because Alex Jones does not have a doctorate as opposed to Indiana Jones's dad who has a PhD in medieval literature indeed good trivia In case you're out of it like you to put the mic down for five minutes We're done with October 7th There's not a whole lot more in there we need to get to nothing nothing else we have to squeeze out of that chestnut

We move on to October 8th And this begins a stretch of time where Alex Jones is doing a ton of impressions on the show Alright, I think he's trying to put together a reel. I think he wants to get on SNL Good, I don't know what's going on But he does long impressions and this is the first one I think it's supposed to be an impression of how from Space Odyssey. Yes. Okay. I think that's what it's supposed to be folks. We can beat them You understand that and that's what they're freaked out about in Congress. It's why they've had CNN MSNBC the White House all of the media matters

Every week I'm sent clips where they go stop following Alex Jones Stop doing what he says stop listening to his talking points. You're discrediting yourself Republicans Stop it. Stop. It's like it's like the hell 9,000 in 2001 Space Odyssey saying don't do that Don't do that captain. Please stop Let's work this out. You really don't want to do that Dead on. This isn't going well. I

Tell you you're going to lose if you keep doing That I'm invincible You can't raise the debt limit when you raise it. I'm the most transparent Secretary of State He has never seen me I

Am a globalist British intelligence Operative of the combined world government compact of Bilderberg 1954 simple that the council on foreign relations on Pratt Street, New York My creator David Rockefeller Taught me to sing

I don't know They can die just like that it can be over just like that the minute you realize they're the enemy the minute you realize They hate you and your family the minute you break your conditioning and decide to not be a slave I think that the daisy thing there has to be some code. We don't know I think he's trying to give like a message to the boys back home or something like that I don't know it's gotta that's code. It's it. There's no way that that's it. That's lunacy. No, it's the song You know daisy daisy What is my love? I

Don't know the fucking song. I'm not I'm not a member of the eight eights. You don't know David Rockefeller's songbook Is it hop along my darling Harry Connick Jr. Build me a buttercup. Okay, and Can you woo woo woo by Jeffrey Osborne? There it is So this next clip that we don't need to get into anything other than that being a fucked up This next clip we start a hierarchy of things Alex Jones likes Mmm Ranking in this are we going bottom up or top down in this clip? We were we learned that Alex Jones likes something more than the ramp. He's in the middle of which is delightful

This is really weird. Is he doing a top-ten? It's Caitlyn Jenner. Oh the stunning stunning hero and Kanye West and all these stupid stunt artists. I mean who cares Kanye West his stupid wife his stupid dad all these stupid people I mean, I'm gonna throw up. This is the false culture. They just vomit all over us with a stench and then go Oh, it's so good I mean they could I tell you they could have a trend to go out and run ice picks of their eyes and take their tongue and slice it off and just slip there and just go And then the Liberals we got we watch it. Yeah, yeah, or like have some like potbelly pedophile

Dumbling around, you know, oh my gosh It's so wonderful and everybody would fall down and worship it I mean, I just can't take it anymore. It's so alien. It's so sick. It's so degenerate Listen to that guitar that is so good. Let's just crank that up for a moment You can just have some potbelly turn that guitar up in my headphones like a tar. Oh So that we learned that the thing that Alex Jones likes more than the thing he's ranting about is anything else He just you it could never be more clear that he's just filling time with random non sequiturs From his like catalog of villains. Yeah, just a broad pop belly pedophile

That's Randy Rose Boy so that is one part of the hierarchy I'm guessing I'm guessing he would never reference Prince's Brilliant guitar making certainly not That's our making that's a that's he's our playing. He's a race baiting guitarist That's this guitar is race pimping. That's true slavery So in this next clip we find out what Alex Jones likes even more than not Randy Rhodes playing guitar and We should all be concerned Hasidic Jews that's well, they say Israel shouldn't even exist. I'm not getting into that debate

Yes, I know Jews can live in peace if they're not political and follow ancient Judaism in Iran. I know all that The point is I can't people get this Israel's wrong Iran's wrong Turkey's wrong America's wrong Who's not wrong is Russia? They didn't start any of this Syria didn't start any of this and they say they want to take down Syria before they take down Iran because Syria Might respond during an Iran attack. No, they're not and They've given up their chemical weapons They did not give up their chemical weapons

Do you think that if you just watched Russian television though if you just watched Russian media you would definitely think that I mean You could describe using them as a sort of giving them up as you don't have them We're giving up this Fago right now. Oh, I'm giving it up to the ghost. Yeah, pouring it out for a for a juggalo for the great Milenko Yeah, so that's a deeply troubling and continues our trend that we're seeing of Alex Jones being incredibly Pro-Russia and pro Assad Which should be a big red flag for what we know ends up happening in a few months after this point That should be disqualifying. Yeah, yeah, if you

Look, I don't want to I don't want to pull any sort of like American nationalism or anything like that But if you are a politician or an aspiring politician, you're like, Syria's right You're out you're out get a giant get a giant little cane and just pull them off by the back Yeah, do a little soft shoe. Yeah So earlier Harry Dent was on the show. He's talking about how the Pope is going to bring an omen or that was on the day before Excuse me. Yeah, I about how the Pope is gonna bring an omen of doom Right Alex Jones wants to talk a little bit about economic collapse But he wants to tell you how he's right all the time and he pretends even when he's wrong and misspeaks

And listens back to the show and realizes that what he said was not true Well, what's interesting is in this clip he pretends that he's only ever made one Prediction about financial okay, which is great. How dare you associate with Alex Jones? Oh You'll be demonized the conspiracy theorist that that said the financial collapse would probably start This you know winner a couple years ago And he's dead on now and the one that said that the Pope would call for world government now He's done it and the guy that said me. We're just covering reality here We told you forced inoculations were coming

They haven't that's in the news. I'm gonna get to that. We start the next hour So it's all coming up Before we go any further We are offering three specials right now that are unprecedented 10% off all of the Pro pure g2 water filtration systems. I kept that in to confirm that we no longer have big Berkey in the house Yeah, that's good. We have propure now, which I don't think is the same company But be that as it may like just in the time that we've been covering Alex Jones has shifted his prediction about economic collapse at least three times

It started in the summer once a month. He pushed it back to the fall and then now it's the winter He's pretending that years ago. He's like the collapse is gonna come in the winter of 2015 and guess what it didn't So I did not it absolutely did now. So all this is wrong all it's it's it's factually wrong this time It's intellectually dishonest for him to say that. Oh, yeah, I've been right. I've been right I'm just talking about reality here. The Pope called for world government didn't really Force vaccines are coming. They're not. No, so You should still learn how to hide your guns from violent criminals. You should that is true And you should get fucking vaccinated be that as a mason. I think I've made my position clear on vaccines pretty

Here's something pretty much from the jump. Here's something you don't fucking know On the 8th on October 8th, I feel like I just got forced inoculated with some truth. Yeah Larry Nichols dropped by the show on October 8th And I didn't keep his clip in but he tells Alex that he almost died because of some shots and Oh boy, they're real serious business. Uh-huh. It's like dude. You got lung cancer. Don't fucking blame Don't blame shots. He has lung cancer and in the fucking video that they play of him the documentary He's smoking a cigarette. So fucking fantastic. Yeah, so dark I mean, I mean if you've already got lung cancer fucking smoke him if you got him, right?

I don't disagree with that and I'm not judging anyone for their choices But if you want to talk about how x did y to you in terms of health In your smoking cigarettes with lung cancer, maybe it's on you. Maybe you are really unhealthy Ah, you could blame it on me and I'm drinking Fago I'm saying that to you Larry Nichols So I think that Larry Nichols is probably in the clubhouse for worst dude. I've ever heard of Like even worse than Alex Jones. I think Larry Nichols sucks way harder He's not great and we need to call him back at some point because I have the the list of questionings questions

It's just piling up. Yeah, I should call him back. But here. I still got him in my contacts list. That's good Give him a text It's probably a house phone. I think it's probably a house phone. We know that So in this in this first clip of Larry Nichols, he Continues the info wars tradition of making a shit prediction And that but it's actually kind of phrased delightfully. It's like a down-home All shucks kind of for you for a prediction that sucks Get ready folks Barack Hussein Obama is no more planning to leave the White House than I plan to be a duck

Matter of fact, I'll probably be a duck before he leaves the White House He is doing everything in his power. He is setting up his circle of power Now remember when I told you Netanyahu what Netanyahu told Benjamin Netanyahu told me that as a part of the kid the Iranian deal That Obama was setting up white. They were negotiating what with ISIS They were setting up a unified Islam. Yeah unified Caliphate Yep

I'm sure as we all know many, you know Sunni and Shia Muslims are getting along great right now. They can't wait to team up under Obama wait to team up under the guy who has Personally led to bombing and murdering so many of them So here here are the beyond that the problems with that 30 seconds of Larry Nichols like first No more planning to leave the White House than I'm planning on becoming a duck He is not a duck at this point and his prediction has not come true So he is he is on her bound to now become a duck

He has been taking a lot of shots and I think we all know what they lead to ducks duck people duck people That's what it is. It's sad duck billed faces sad human bills on their face And that's why we need to lower taxes to get these bills off of our faces No, right? I Love that like I love that unfrozen caveman lawyer aspect now your honor Mm-hmm. I am no more guilty than my client is planning to be a duck Mm-hmm. I'm just a simple unfrozen caveman lawyer

It's folksy and that's the reason that Larry Nichols gets away with this bullshit Yeah, that's because the people who are old racists here and be like now I'm not he doesn't want to become office like I'm gonna become a duck now Let me tell you that the Iran deal is about negotiating a caliphate It's not Making sure Iran doesn't get nuclear weapons And giving them their money back that we took hmm. Yeah, so all money we take is our money done All right civil non-civil acid for yeah international acid for sure violent forfeiture if you will so

Larry Nichols on this show he comes in he does some more Muslim baiting But the way he does this his big narrative that he's coming to pitch on this episode is Super weird and Larry Nichols has completed his transformation not into a duck But into a fear chain letter your grandma might say okay excellent. So here's this Ridiculous bullshit. It's about his friend who is a mechanic keep that in mind as it starts now Muslims are no more fitting to have worked together than my mechanic is fitting to fix my transmission He was detailing one and it's for a Pakistani dealer owner that owns three major dealerships and

When he was cleaning the car he opened up the glove box and out fell an ISIS flag Now folks that black flag is a war flag like the battle of the war flag We're proud to be a Muslim It's not what that is just say that's we're conquering you we're gonna chop your head off flag. It's a war flag. That's right It's it's a it's a Wahhabiist Al-Qaeda flag No, it's not Alex that literally happened. They're fighting al-Qaeda yesterday and

With your permission, I'd like to explore it a little more how problem is gonna buy a car with our government It's risky. It's risky for the people that saw it. You know that no, there's that flag right there It's dangerous, but they're here now Alex They're here now and Obama is working to set us up as a caliphate Caliphate he goes on to say like this is happening and the government won't do anything about it It's like because this is an urban legend. This is nonsense. This is a gossip story. What is it? All right Why are you keeping your flag there? That's one question question one sure first question? Uh-huh?

You are a member of ISIS hiding within the United States a Successful owner of three major dealerships right right and you are brought down Yeah, and you're brought down by oh shit Even though I know I'm supposed to carry my ISIS flag all the time right in case I need to what chase down another car And I raise it like the skull and crossbones above my yeah in case someone thinks you're set tripping In case someone thinks that you're you're like you go into ISIS territory or something You're not ISIS you pull out your flag. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, I just just like when you get pulled over by a cop in the south You just open up that I'm sorry. I don't have my registration, but I got a little bit of this battle flag

Oh, what a damn Duke boys up again this time you go along now bow my name's not bow it is now Yeah, that's the stupidest fucking story I've ever heard and let's imagine a scenario where and it's it is true I don't care In the same way that Alex would defend And I defend someone's right to have a Confederate flag or something or something that's distasteful Some flag that is distasteful right like Doc Martins. I sure I'm fine with it I don't care I don't think having an ISIS flag proves that you are a part of ISIS right case in point

The house my friends had when we were 18 Hovered an ISIS flag. No, but we had a flagpole out front and we had a POW MIA flag none of us were in the service true. So there you go. I don't know You know I'm saying like it doesn't mean anything right and this isn't true. There's also that okay, Larry Nichols has no details and Just it's just grandpa for your gossip I had a flagpole and what we would do is we would steal other people's shorts, right? Kaki shorts and then raise them up to the top of the flag and so we used to do it camp may have been a Nickelodeon show I am not used to it camp on a wanna

We hold you in our heart I love when I make a reference that I only halfway know and then it turns out you are all in Oh, sure. I remember when I used to hang out with donkey lips and Budnick can't remember the girl's name Watch salute your shorts again. I did it like five years ago. Maybe ten years ago No, doesn't hold up. No in the same way that Pete and Pete doesn't stop saying it does all you dorks What about saved by the bow? How's that going? Oh, that's show is terrible even the first one It's kind of fun to go back and watch it be like what is this is like it's a fever dream

Yeah, it's like a hallucinogenic kind of show I mean not in the sense that there's trippy things. It's just like this is this writing doesn't make sense Right, this plot is no way I remember being a huge fan of the one where they go where they all become lifeguards on the beach sure There was a whole like when they were Baywatch when they were saved by the Baywatch That was like a whole couple episode arc. I believe yeah, it was fantastic because Leah Remini. Yeah, that's right Yeah, she was like her dad owned the beach club that they went and worked at or something and he was a squat fat fella probably yeah, anyway He's not squat or fat, but Larry Nichols probably owns a beach house. I don't know

They get into a conversation about Just you know the state of the world and Alex ends up advocating for something that I never would have thought I'd hear him Say on air. This is something that like It's hard for us to get surprised listening to Alex, but this this clip legitimately surprised me and in how it ends Stage right start videos we can find the new film that Larry Nichols is in Breaking down a way to take the country back via the states I wrote an article that drudge link to that went real viral and I was proud of the fact a lot of constitutional lawyers came on the broadcast and

Said no, we've read your plan. It's actually what the founders talked about In the decade after the country was founded because the country almost broke up a few times then That that they could just have the states if the feds got out of control pull out of the federal government and then reconstitute the federal government Once it was back under control So I'm not saying secede in Texas to become our own Republic I'm saying we need states to secede and go look we're seceding from an illegitimate occupied federal government run by foreign interests I never would have thought I'd hear him legitimately just straight up say that states should secede Yeah, that's pretty far. That's pretty that's that's that's out there even for Alex. I

Think so I think so. Yeah. Um, I don't know I Feel like Alex is leaning towards secede Like it's the unsmoking thing at ever at the end of every sentence that he says like all of our Countries being run by globalist pedophiles running there to we should succeed, but we should run the arena There's probably something to that but at the same time overtly saying it is kind of weird It is kind of weird and I I don't what article was he what article is he talking about where in Constitutional lawyers say that the founding fathers wanted you to secede In case he's talking about a conversation that he had with constitutional lawyers. Oh, okay. I thought they came on the show

Yeah, they said because he linked to an article. I don't know. I didn't look it up I don't know. I don't believe it in the same way that I don't believe He's only made one prediction about financial collapse, right? So I just there's listening to this show There's so much that I have to just say but it's clearly not true and then just move along I have to choose my spots Otherwise one episode would take a month. That's true to do and then our fans would get really pissed off But but as long as the episode lasted about a month our fans would be great Yeah, I guess so if we recorded in real-time while I researched that'd be a terrible show

And it will not be what we do live just just a 384 hour long episode. I mean, let's do it marathon So in this next clip Larry Nichols says something that also surprises me a little bit It's troubling. I mean, what do you think it means when Matt drives the biggest guy in media when it comes down to one person? Is that my office? I mean, can you imagine the meeting the three-hour meeting we had? I mean people this is real That's all I can tell folks Rio and remember I helped clearance Thomas with his little problem with Anita Hill yakes. So You know, I'm just telling you guys this this is not a scare tactic. This is real. It's not I don't like the idea. I also the grossest thing I have if you young ins out there Anita Hill

Very obviously was sexually harassed by Clarence Thomas when she worked for him. Oh, yeah, and the right wing attacked her aggressively mercilessly to the point where years later even Clarence Thomas's wife left a voicemail for her That was demanding an apology And she thought it was fake and called the FBI found out it was real. Oh, and Clarence Thomas's wife was like I consider it an olive branch. I was trying to Okay You guys are crazy you better give my husband a public apology or I will murder It was an olive. I was trying to make nice. I was trying to start a dialog

You always negotiate from a position of straight-up murdering and from what I understand I haven't looked into this in a long time But as I recall the Clarence Thomas situation with Anita Hill was what caused David Brock to become a liberal Yeah, that was what made him be like. Oh my god. There is so much like Backroom evil character assassination going on of this woman who's just you know saying that she was sexually harassed and she Absolutely was and it gave us that famous line who put this pube on my coke Something good came out of it Also Larry Nichols

Didn't I don't believe that he hung out with Clarence Thomas in the same way I don't believe he was talking to be be net and yahoo. I don't believe any of that shit Also, we talked over it a little bit But in that clip what is the first time that Alex Jones gives up that Matt drudge was talking about Clarence Thomas Yeah, because he's like Larry Nichols brings up Clarence Thomas and Alex is like don't don't give it away You could have just pretended it was a non sequitur. He doesn't give up the secret sources gives them all up Yeah, never so I'm just gonna say it. I got that information from Donald Trump Jr. Yeah, I'm just gonna say it Look, we everyone knows we can just come out with it

Cernovich's sources He pipped out Cernovich even oh so good So that's the end of Larry Nichols and that's the end of October 8th still no development in terms of Trump Nothing just a load of bullshit. Oh wait, I forgot we have something big we have to talk about Nope, never mind wrong day wrong day wrong day alert alert. Here we go Sorry Don't look at me like that So was that was that your how 9,000 impressions? It was

So this is we get to October 9th, and there's only one clip to play but something to discuss Okay, so I'll play the clip first. It's another one of Alex Jones's big impressions. This one Supposed to be Dracula. No one's coming after your guns two plus two equals five Don't question us sleep Or count Dracula saying to von Helsing come here You have a strong will for one who has only lived one life. Come here And they're saying there is nothing happening. There are no open borders. There is no world government

The dollar is not being devalued. There are no armored vehicles or cameras There is no police state There are not 40 million illegals porting into the United States getting free health care. That's not unfair Do not do not awaken trust us There is no organization in power power does not seek power Sleep You are becoming sleepy my dear lay in your bed

Open your nightgown and show me your neck. Is he still talking to Van Helsing love you. I mean, this is truly Them panicking. Yeah, that's what it is Yeah, is that them panicking yeah, that's That's insanity so on the ninth I don't have any clips of these things because they they aren't worth it He's mad that there was a yoga class that didn't allow white people in I don't care Just don't I don't care at all But no Dan, it's it's the hot take economy Dan. You got to have a take. I don't have a you got to have a take

So, oh fuck. I forgot to get this clip that sucks. That sucks. This one was big He literally says when an executive fights checks and balances that is a dictatorship I would love to throw that clip right in his face right about now But anyway, the big thing that's going on is that Barack Obama who's saying Obama according to Larry Nichols Harden me we have not if we can neither confirm nor deny that it is his middle name Ipacac pajamas So there was a shooting in Oregon a couple days before this a little bit before and Obama is going to meet with the families and going to pay condolences, right?

Whatever like a human being so like like a good president me That's something that a president would do after a tragedy You know if you were a good president you would want to be a symbol to the nation Even if you're not necessarily running everything like a dictator You are still a symbol of the American conscience and the American spirit And so if there is a horrible national tragedy like this You should be there to make sure that everyone is together Everyone realizes what's going on and everybody decides that it's time to fucking fix it or

You could go on TV three days later There's good all right, there's good and bad there's good and bad on both sides of that Fuck you No, that fuck you. All right, so God, I'm so mad. Well, I'm listening to Obama be amazing is only even what like I Was really pissed off at how much? Unsanctioned murder he was doing sure I was really mad at that pretty bad But god damn it now if I just don't want us to bring it back sure bring back Obama's because

Because Trump is so much worse Well quite so much worse on the murder front mm-hmm so much worse on Literally every front 100% of the front totally there is no there is zero upside to Trump being president Unless you're really rich and then theoretical tax breaks are kind of even that is not happening doesn't seem like it No, so there is no upside well I suppose if you're an oil exec you do get to own the national parks now. That's good That's good stuff. So you're a climate denier. I guess you do get to do whatever the fuck it is you want now You calm down and have that I'm not calm Dan

I just we just heard Obama's voice and it triggered me. It was like. Oh, do you remember those Pollyanna times when all we had To worry about I got triggered Dan. I'm sorry. You're getting hot. I'm sorry, dude I'm sorry. Okay, so this isn't gonna make things better, but Paul Paul Joseph Watson is in town visiting you. We're not listening to him Okay, but the two of them have a nice little chat and I realized that the two of them do not like each other You can tell by their body language They seem to be miserable being in the same room. He is not laughing at any of Alex's jokes He is just sort of looking like this guy, which I agree. I kind of agree. Yeah, so

They present it as Obama is going to Oregon to feed off the deaths to go feed off the souls of the dead and That makes sense. That's great. But here's the thing If you really think about it, there's nothing Obama could do that would Win in this situation because if he goes that's the narrative They're gonna use if he doesn't they're going to use the argument you just used that why wouldn't he's the president? How could he how could he be so heartless as to not show up at this shooting? Well, what the the victim not black enough or something like that. Oh, yeah That's the narrative. They would go with if he didn't go if you if you hate somebody if you hate somebody that much

There's no there's never going to be a win. No, but if it's a trap It's a propaganda trap, right? And the only thing to do in that situation is ignore it and I'm glad that most people do yeah, but Alex Jones sends jacari Jackson and Joe Biggs out to Oregon and they're ramping it up as like there's gonna be a protest Obama you're not welcome here. Stop trying to exploit these deaths and stuff like that He's saying there's gonna be 10,000 people there, which turns out is based on a Facebook event, right? So good reporting. Good job. It turns out there's more like a couple hundred and they're at a place that they think Obama is gonna land at they don't know he doesn't end up landing there And it's just Joe Biggs and jacari Jackson walking around talking to people with info wars shirts on good deal

One of them talks through a trach tube like a microphone a trach boy, which is a great interview Another one is a young guy with a hillary for prison shirt and they're all from out of town They all came in to say Obama you're not welcome in this town and it's very weird to me It's very strange that you have these people speaking for that town because of their hatred of Obama Anyway, it's terrible the audio is bad and there's not much not much going on with it But it does it does merit mentioning because of that damned if you do damned if you don't think they set Obama into And the fact that they spent money to fly fucking Biggs and jacari out there for nothing Except a guy a trait guy is pretty cool

They should have they should have had to drive out there or ride the rails like a sure like an old Bing Crosby comedy Like have an adventure. Yeah, exactly. So also Jackson and Biggs on the road. Come on I would watch that travel on travel. Oh, I think it would be fun. Also Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson very aggressively minimize rape and I've saved you from having to listen to that Thank you, but it bears mentioning just because those dudes suck So that's the end of the ninth which is a Friday no show on Saturday and we get to October 11th Which is the the last day we're gonna be covering. This is going way too fast. I Don't know what's going on. We're only at an hour

Doesn't it feel like it's been more? Yeah, this is weird. We have covered a lot. Are we in a time warp? I don't know. I feel like we've been dicking around. I feel like that too. Yeah, what is going on? How many clips do you have? We're we're on clip 16. How are we on this many clips this fast? It's been an hour and nine minutes only. That's bananas. Something is wrong Nothing's wrong. No, it is I just checked the time. Yeah, it is 831. I feel like we're in a wormhole, right? I'm gonna make these last clips last I guess Vamp. Mm-hmm. Uh, so on October 11th, Alex Jones wants to I don't know what he's doing here. I gotta be honest

Not entirely sure what the agenda is But he says something that I do not agree with about a celebrity Also, see if you can guess who the celebrity is before he says his name They supposedly committed $5,000 of vandalism in LA Five years ago Mario Lopez he's arrested and gonna be extradited to California, but the illegals can create Just huge amounts of crimes and so hold on Roman Polanski. No, okay That's a shit argument that he's making but also I want you to try and guess who the celebrity is

Apparently they committed $5,000 worth of damage, right in Los Angeles and then fled. Oh mark Wahlberg. No, okay Two more guesses. All right, wait mark Wahlberg or mark L. Wahlberg The game show host I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go for the rare two for dad. Okay. They did it together. Yes on the set of the antiques road show When it came to Boston, you know, they threw down and blinded an Asian dude exactly No, that is not correct Celebrity Charlie Sheen that isn't correct. Here we go. I'm getting trouble Randy Quaid He said that Hollywood lawyers and others had swindled him and that they were basically killing stars after they robbed him

Well, I don't know if he's telling the truth. He comes off as credible But I know And I know I've been told the exact same thing with some of the biggest stars out there That's a great That's great Randy Quaid comes off as credible comes off as good No, he does not he comes off as very credible comes up as a lunatic whenever he does those grainy YouTube videos from his art V looking like a homeless mountain man. Yeah, they're star killers out That makes sense. He sounds credible

So he did break up some stuff and he did cause some property damage But the bigger issue that he got in trouble for was that he and his wife The fraud at an innkeeper in Santa Barbara by using an invalid credit card to pay a ten thousand dollar bill So they committed the fraud, right? They eventually appeared in court case was dismissed and they paid most of it And they got three years of probation in addition to 240 hours of community service for it Didn't they flee the country though? They ended up fleeing to Montreal a little bit later, right? But before that in September of 2010 Randy and his wife got charged with burglary

After they spent five days occupying the guest house in a vacant home. They used to own They claim that that's god damn it if that isn't Behind the music Hollywood situation where you're like They're good times were right around the corner after Independence Day. Mm-hmm, and then The fall then they were squatting then they were squatting in a home They used to own they claimed that the home was wrongfully transferred to a third party by the use of a forged signature Warrants for their arrest were issued after they failed to appear in court and as a result They forfeited their bail and then they ran to Canada where they were arrested for their outstanding warrants

They sought protection under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act in Canada Claiming that they feared for their lives because of these star killers course course. They stuck around But in 2013 Canada denied Randy Quaid's request for permanent residence status. Oh, then You know he lived in Montreal, but it was briefly arrested for not checking in as a non resident Of course something you have to do in Canada and America. He's an illegal immigrant. Yeah, he was Then he crossed the border into Vermont and was detained by US Customs, of course few days later He was released and what if you're dead if you're Randy Quaid or Dennis Quaid Why do you think you can get through customs without them noticing? Yeah, it's that guy. Hey, it's

One love again loved you an Independence Day sure amazing. Yeah, you played it was very real National ampoules family vacation 100% sure awesome I am gonna have to arrest you you fucking idiot a few days later after he was detained by US Customs He was released and allowed to remain in Vermont without conditions though He is still subject to arrest should he travel to another state? Stuck in Vermont wait, is there Is Vermont okay, it's probably Bernie Sanders let them off the hook

That's what I would guess Bernie Sanders pulling some string Bernie. I know it's the star killers. They're coming after me, too I Understand you. Yeah seems credible Yeah, which is right in line with Alex Jones is thinking because look at all these also that was my how 9,000 impression seems credible So look at all these shit predictions. He's allowed to be said on his show already just in this episode There's so many of them that he deems all these people he deems them credible Harry Dent himself Larry Nichols all these people now we get to add one more to that list Okay, here's Leo Zagami

Oh, Leo Zagami. Are we get we're back on the papal omen. No, not quite He wants to talk about how there's a gay lobby in the Vatican I cut out all that stuff because I don't really care and his Skype is terrible Okay, but here he comes in the clutch with a shit prediction. How is it going for Pope Francis? Is it going well? Is it going bad? What's the next big shoot drop? I'm giving you a world scoop You are about to hear a world scoop the pope will resign next year after his visit to Argentina Why okay, that's big because Started five years ago

Jesuit pope would take over and mention two men one of them this pope and said they'd use the pedophile scandal take over That then came out mainstream news. So you've been proven right many times. No, you're saying world scoop Are you predicting this from the TV? This is inside sources two different inside sources one from the secretary of state of the Vatican the other one from the Knights of the Holy Sepulchre saying that the pope will use the visit that to his home place I mean Argentina to make In a way Preparing the way for he's coming back to Argentina because apparently he doesn't want to reside after in Castel Gandalf

Or in the Vatican he wants to simply retire in Argentina. That's so that prediction did not Isn't that like if I recall it was bananas that Pope Benedict resigned instead of just dying as pope? Yes, that was massive. Yeah, the idea that two popes would resign back-to-back seems Wackadoo well the the premise that he fleshes out as that clip goes on is that The Vatican is trying to turn the pope into a position as opposed to like a lifelong thing Okay, so they can shuttle people in and out There could be multiple living popes and then eventually there'd be a council of popes, you know That's actually a really interesting time in the Catholic Church when there were multiple popes fighting out

Each other because that's just one of those beautiful things where like come on you you guys know that your religion means nothing Yeah, what are you talking about you guys are you guys seem really silly to all of us? This is bullshit out of the gate, man. So I'm the secret pope Alex does think that there's a black pope. Yes, he does think that there's like Vatican assassins It's so he already thinks that there are multiple popes Who cares well he saw that movie? With the order yeah, I saw the order. Yeah, he thinks there's sin eaters. Oh, man That movie is terrible. I love that movie. I kind of agree

It was like a secret I think it was like a sequel to a night's tale. It had the same cast and in Stossam and Shannon Stossam and she's the one man Man, she's the one except in that 40 days and 40 nights when Our man Josh Hartnett makes our orgasm with a rose petal that was before Hartnett became a good actor I don't know if he become a good actor Hollywood homicide Okay What's the one? What's the TV show? No idea. It's a good one. No, I Lost track of Josh Hartnett around the then Penny dreadful. He was in penny dreadful. He was amazing and penny dreadful very thrilled for him

It wasn't it was a it was her show. Oh, okay Stossman no, what's her? What's it? God damn it. I don't remember anybody's fucking name I don't know the moment. I need to remember. I got nothing on this one. So this whole investigation this 2015 investigation is Entirely about trying to figure out where Alex Jones decided Trump is cool and for the time that we've covered He has not really talked much about Trump. Yeah, we're on how many months now? It's October. So we're in close to five months started in June. Yeah, so yeah, we're close To five

And in these last like three or four days that we covered he doesn't really talk about Trump much It's not like I'm picking and choosing stuff, right? But on the 11th, he is there like is there like a larger context because if I recall This entire in what's going on in the world. Yeah. Yeah, everyone's talking about Trump Exactly this entire time every single day is some dumb Trump shit. Everyone's talking about Trump ad nauseam Yeah, it is and Alex is being weirdly restrained right and they like that was he's too busy talking about how great Russia He got he got billions and billions of dollars and free ads because everybody was just like look at this silly dumb fuck There's no way that he's gonna be. Oh shit. He's the nominee. Well, look at this silly dumb fuck nominee. Thank God

We got him so our other most hated candidate in history will finally become fucking president. Nope Nope because of the complicity of your dumb fuck media. Yeah, thanks. Thanks guys. Yeah, thanks CNN Thanks, New York Times. You guys did it. We've been over that. I'm glad I'm glad MSNBC fucking hired Peggy Goddamn noon and crazy, you know the greatest Conservative columnist of our time you're getting hot as well. I heard David. You're not oh wait David Brooks Still has a fucking job. How is any of this shit possible, Dan? I don't know Dan we live in a weird fun house mirror of a world, right? Yeah, I think that's what's going on I think the time warp must have happened and we're in a different dimension

That must be what's going on. It's so it's so weird because Like the stuff that they are doing that they're actually successfully doing is absolutely destroying the earth Like the stuff that they can do in secret like they're getting rid of all the regulations They're getting ready to sell off our national parks They're getting rid of all of these like the EPA isn't even allowed to use the words climate change anymore Like they're killing us. Yeah, but all of the big stuff. They're failing at so So spectacularly that or you're just like well, maybe we can get through this Like maybe we can maybe we actually can get through this Trump should be but they're they're failing that large stuff

Spectacularly while they see it in the important stuff. Oh, absolutely That is dangerous. They're killing us and we're not going to be able to know just like just like You can't undo right well and just like Obamacare you're not going to repeal that it's just too It's too big and it's actually too effective. Yeah, it's not effective enough But it has helped so many people that you're not gonna take it back The same thing is true of a lot of these regulations where they got rid of them And it's not going to be like our next president is just gonna go and they're back on. No, that's not going to happen It's gonna take years upon years upon years a lot of them took years in the first place

Exactly to implement business interests are so strongly against them Uh-huh, even though they save lives and protect the environment and shit like that and make it a better environment for the business Businesses to work in long term. Yeah, everyone wins. You just gotta save people from their greedy selves. Yeah, so anyways Flint still doesn't have clean water. Yeah, thank God for thank God for getting rid of EPA regulations Whoo, I I fuck I can't understand the the just sincere level of sociopathy and the worst part is I can't Understand how it is. We don't have the ability to focus long enough to act. We all know Flint is a nightmare Yeah, we all know this we've all known this for forever for there was a time where it was such a huge

Push to do something that the internet actually focused for a fucking week Dan a whole week Well, what is it? The internet focused for a week and it didn't do a goddamn thing What would it cost to fix like the pipe infrastructure in Flint like a couple billion dollars? Um, I don't know probably something like that probably more like 500 million All right, well, let's assume Alex Jones like he likes to say has a billion listeners. They could fix Flint Yeah, they could just all chip in five bucks. Let's fix it. Yeah I mean, but I don't I think that's overly simplistic But even worse that's the worst that like all of these all of these go fund me's for

Surgeries and all this shit. No, but see that shouldn't but this isn't a go fund me No, that's what I'm saying direct action being taken by and but if we had a billion listeners you bet your ass That's what we do right. Well, of course, but we don't but it's it's wrong It's wrong to do that it really is like that is the whole point of Federal government remark that's the whole point Market like chance the rapper donated So much money to the Chicago to the Chicago public school system, right? It was amazing Unfortunately, that's just a way for them to be like, oh, we'll see it's all about donations

No, no that we actually have to fund the fucking school that's one argument But the other argument is you can't you can't rely on these lofty principles of the government should be taking care of these things in an Emergency and so if there is the possibility to like like chance the rapper giving money to these schools It's an emergency and that's the right thing to do if you have the resources to do it I agree So and he is he's no in a perfect world I'm in love with chance all those things would be taken care of in a perfect world But because they're not sometimes it shouldn't be a bit shouldn't need to be a perfect world to have functioning

Fucking public services, but otherwise why even have a federal government perfect world is an expression and now I know I know I know no, but that's but if But the whole point the whole point of us paying taxes is so we can go to schools So we have roads. Yeah, we don't even have a functioning a System in place to actually do any of this fucking shit Then we're what's I don't know all I'm saying is Texas should secede from the Union But just till we get this fish sordid, but you know how that works message Yeah, you know how that works. So, you know states can just secede and then we're like, all right

Come on book constitutional lawyers say that yeah, I guess so it's the founding fathers plan Let's get back to this get in get out Alex finally gets around to something about Trump here on the August August October 11th show And it's a little surprising but only in as much as it's not surprising at all There is an Associated Press article an AFP article when you look at this, it's all like the same person wrote it Donald Trump says sometimes he carries a gun AFP He does not the revelation is likely to spark a backlash from advocates calling for diet or gun control after three separate shootings As if Donald Trump worth five billion dollars

Who has Mexican drug cartels saying they want to kill him? I'll chop those as I'm gonna get you I hope so remember that Yeah, he goes out and it's a couple at the time To carry a gun himself he'd be crazy if you didn't and then they act like that's alien and weird That's almost as bad as saying mother or father That's almost as bad as not advertising come to America everything's free. What's your people's problem? I'm gonna predict what you want to have taxes And you find out all these people pushing it like Peter Sutherland the UN is basically tax exempt basically But they sit there with a straight face in all these articles going whoa

Controversial did you see Donald Trump? He brushed his teeth this morning. Whoa, that's weird. He put his shoes on Oh, I'm gonna give you time to say one crazier. I saw him have a cup of coffee. Whoa Whoa We all just go yeah, that's what I mean. So he I mean he found out that Trump has a gun I Mean Trump is probably gonna need to start carrying a gun again because he won't have a secret service I don't yeah, no actually I'm glad you brought that up because I think the scarier thing that's probably going to happen is militias. I Think oh, you think militias are gonna are gonna replace the secret service. I

Protecting Trump wherever you guys not saying it's gonna happen But if I were watching a TV show and the development was crazy right wing nutball president Is in power he loves the militias He keeps saying positive things about them when he shouldn't be and then in the next episode the secret service Can't protect him anymore because they've run out of money I I'm gonna guess that episode ends on a dark note where the militias step in and like we'll do it for free Cuz we're keeping the oath. All right. That's a terrible prediction. That's an Alex Jones. You know, that's a level prediction Awful. I'm not predicting it. I'm just saying that it I mean it would be thematically appropriate

Our world is becoming a like a dystopian fiction. Yeah, and so why wouldn't that happen? It was more what I'm saying I mean that would be so ridiculous that would be so like You wouldn't help but laugh like it's a tragedy. What would you do? It's a tragedy that that could happen But at the same time really you're gonna get a bunch of fucking Weekend paintball players to follow you around. I think you're underselling some of these militia types I don't think I am. I think you need to look into these dudes. Okay a little bit There there's a lot of people in that world who are a lot scarier than we're giving them credit for I mean

There are there are weekend paintballers as you're describing there are there are that contingent and then there are Weekday Rifle guys So but in that 20 24 7ers be that as it may we don't know what's gonna happen But in that clip Alex Jones loves guns loves and so you would think maybe Finding out that Donald Trump has a gun is going to be what pushes him over You know what that actually does make sense Alex Jones loves guns so much that he says everything irrational in the world in defensive guns It would make perfect sense

That this is the turning point Trump loves guns to the point where he has one himself Love this guy. I can trust him What's interesting is he kind of does have a point at the very end where he is talking about the media coverage of him as And I remember it being just as breathless where it's like yeah anything. He said oh look at this He's doing this that everything was no true. So Alex has a fair point in that the rest of what he's saying stupid But yeah, it's all stupid But and that that part is a fair point and actually I don't have a clip of it But in one of these episodes he does say that nonviolent offenders shouldn't be in prison

And I think it's our responsibility to give it up for him for that's a good point as well support that Absolutely, he comes at it from a slightly different perspective than we do Oh, of course, but at the same time the end result is the same and that's great So do you think that he has signed up with Donald Trump and now that he has a gun um I? Well, just the fact that you're asking me that question says no because it you're trying to fucking war games this thing If this was the moment where you were about to reveal that we've figured it all out. Yeah First off, I would assume that there would be balloons up above my head Waiting to come down like in an election night sure and second you would be

Giddy like you would look at me with so much joy in your eyes You would do the thing where you lean in right right you'd be like That do you think do you think it's this do you think it's the gun thing? Mm-hmm, and I'm gonna go with no Well, let's see actually a caller calls in three minutes after this and asks him what he thinks about Donald Trump Okay, James in New York City. You're on the air Hey, Alex. How are you James from New York City? Oh, are you from New York? Great, um Donald Trump. Is he the real deal?

The other question is a new world order, but if you can answer that first for me I have to judge a tree by its fruits, and I think he's a politician. I think he's very slick. I like him as a person He's very Americana I don't completely trust him, but it doesn't matter the rhetoric. He's putting out Is what the rest of the Republicans wouldn't do that's popular? That's true racism support his message And I think he might be a big enough ego maniac and I mean that in a positive way That's what it takes to lead sometimes there is again that

He may want to be president instead of just being a shill for Hillary. I know he's been in deep with the Clintons, but I Just have to give him the benefit of the doubt, but Regardless, he's now The tip of the spear for what I'd call the tea party and so they want to destroy him in name To to try to hurt us. So we have to defend Trump while he's telling the truth While letting him know we're watching him very closely. So I think I think that's the balanced approach to this. What do you think? I agree. I'm an old libertarian This is so frustrating

That's the same thing fucking There's no progress shit or get awesome. No, come on So this is this is ridiculous because we have to pretend There's progress being made when there's not there's a couple things we can take from that That was the first time he used the word Americana in terms of Trump. Yeah that I've heard yes saying he's an Americana guy Right, that's kind of big and then also he says I don't trust him, but that doesn't matter So he's phrasing the same things he said this whole time slightly differently So there is warming, but it's still the same message. I like what he says. I don't think I can trust him

I don't think he's trustworthy. Right, but like it or not. He's saying things that we have to defend. Here's a question Here's a question. I suppose this would be a prediction for us to for you to make Does it does it go from this like tepid Half bullshit support to the instant full-throated 1776 2.0 shit. You can't ask me that because I know some things I Can't answer any questions because I've listened to the next week or so of the show Okay, I know some things that come down the line. I will say I don't he's not gone full-throated within that next week That's for sure. I don't know. This is really starting to fuck with my head. I don't know what he's doing. Yeah, really really weird

It's super weird in how delayed this is. This is the 15th episode of our investigation That can't be true. It's nuts. That can't be true. This is just such so much edging It's nonsense. It's driving me nuts and I'm mad about it now. I used to be like this is interesting Now I want this to be over. I Want him to fucking support Cuz I kind of get why you know like I kind of understand why He's going to eventually. Yeah, you think we have all the major. We have all the major elements When the souffle done or yeah, we have the logical elements where the real reason is going to be something out of left field

Yeah, that's possible. I had a six-hour dream and now Trump is 1776 2.0. We've already been over that That's entirely possible. Yeah, it's just it I The end result of this based on the months that I've listened to in the lead-up I know what's gonna happen the end result behind the scenes is going to be someone lies to him Yeah, that's it right that is kind of the premise that we've sort of been operating off of or at least the suspicion We've had for a long time right is that it's Roger Stone like it could be anybody at this point. Yeah I don't fucking know anymore. I have no bearings Could be Melania gave him a handy J on this episode that cover she gave him a handy J on this episode

On this episode four people have lied to him Every single guest has lied like crazy and he's just been like yep Great now Alex has no intention of supporting Trump the same way I have no intention of becoming a duck person indeed. Ah, so we have one more clip It's a parting shot of Alex feigning humility in a disgusting way. I don't want to be the leader The libertarian conservative movement because I'm so hardcore. I have to I just cannot get up here and not tell you the truth. Go fuck yourself. Uh, so wow. Yeah, I don't want to be the look I don't want to be the hero Dan. I don't want to be here because I'm so awesome. I don't want to be the messiah

I'm too messiah. It's a burden to be this awesome. Oh, I know and I have to tell the truth all the time Right, I have to oh, of course. I can't not and when I'm wrong. Listen I call myself out for it and I was really just right Of course. I was so right that I was wrong. Right. Exactly. Yeah. No, even when I lie I am telling the truth Everybody knows that two years later even though they knew I was lying two years ago. It comes true and I was like see I told you I wasn't lying. Haha. I never lie even when I do lie sneaky I'm lying all the time. So if but I'm a liar in a good way. Yeah

You're a dirty fucking liar, but in a good way. But in a good way. Yeah, it's a it's a good thing So we've come to the end of our investigation chunk and I'm uh, Furious, I'm very subdued furious, but uh, furious nonetheless, uh I don't know man. I look this episode's only like an hour and a half and I apologize to our policy wonks out there Who like long episodes but to be fair, I'm thrilled because it's a week night You know, I think one of the issues like, you know, if this if this episode had happened Two months ago, we would have really been able to tee off on all this stuff Oh, sure. There would have been so many more clips because we would have had all these narratives that we've already gone over in there

Yeah, and this is just like it just like you said, this is so much edging. It's just it's just like fucking Fucking do it. Yeah We got to figure we got to figure some of this shit out something's got to break something's got to give uh, and I don't know because the next next investigation We're gonna record is over the weekend and I might try to jam pack like two weeks into that. Yeah. Yeah make up some fucking time Right, you know what? I want to go to another investigation. Right. I want to find a new target to figure out not this This same will they won't they this isn't fucking dr. House and lisa cuddy

I want And yes, that is my will they won't they? Fine fine, you know a lot of people go with cheers, but that would make david knight his uh, uh, wilson From cast away. No wilson dr. Wilson from house. I never watched house. Sean patrick Flannery no, we know that That's a chicago comedian very funny guy great dude. Uh, uh, what's his name? He's in uh, dead poet society. Who cares? Anyway, shone astin though other shone shone scott. No, not shone william scott. He was not dead Poet society shan, it's awesome

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We'll be there. That's actually jacari jackson now. Oh man, if we could get him that would be amazing Oh, I gotta go. I gotta put out a feeler. I bet larry nickles would call in Oh, shit. We got to end this episode now So, you know one guy who's not gonna come Uh, I don't know if he can even go anywhere. I've only seen him in an attic Have you ever actually seen him move from that chair? I've never seen his legs. He could be a puppet couldn't for all I know I have no idea. Okay. All right. He could be a puppet could be a creature from sesame street I'm starting to get an idea of who this guy is

Could you give me like one more thing about him that probably pisses me off the most? Um No How you like that? Dude Dude, I swear to god If this fucking guy Doesn't stop ruining this bit. I am look. That was a no. That was a no listen up. That was an improv

Cardinal sin Not even like I gave you nothing to work with nothing. Yeah, that was revenge for earlier in this episode Yeah, do you know who's fault it is though? I know one guy. I know who should go fuck himself There's a this fucking muppet Go fuck yourself john rapaport andy and chanzas you're on the air. Thanks for holding So Alex I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you