Knowledge Fight - #77: August 23, 2017

Episode Date: August 25, 2017

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the August 23rd episode of The Alex Jones Show, where a visit from horrible monster Joe Arpaio is the least important development. Topics covered include: Has Alex seen "literal goblins?" Why did Roger Stone get banned from most TV networks? What cartoon character is totally not based on Alex Jones? Do those goblins have any superpowers?

Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. So Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Let me ask you, Dan.

Yes. Before we go any further. I would love to answer any questions. All right. Are we opening the floor? Just for one, though. Just one question, because I had another question. If it's a follow-up, I'll allow it. Okay.

But otherwise, one question. Do you know a lot about Alex Jones? I do. Okay. Follow-up. Follow-up question. How much do I know about Alex Jones? Not much.

All right. There we go. That's the theme of the show. I think that was a great bit. I think we fucking nailed that. What was your follow-up? Oh, that was the follow-up? Yeah, yeah. I thought it was going to be about my cool new Fitbit.

I knew you were going to talk about it. I have to bring it up, guys. I'm a Fitbit guy now. Yeah. There we go. I wanted to bring this up. And I didn't tell you before we started recording, because I think it's fun. Yeah. And I don't do stand-up anymore.

Are you about to sell me a bit? I'm not going to sell you a bit, but I'm going to make an observation that belongs on the stage. Have you ever noticed that white people be like this? White people on Fitbits are like this. So the app, it has a thing where it buzzes your little arm band at certain points.

Like it's hooked up to my phone. Right. So whenever I get a text, like you when you texted me, I got a little buzz. But it also does it if you haven't moved in a while. So it's an electric shock collar, is what you're saying. Basically, it'll say, hey, want to take a walk? God damn it.

If you haven't moved in a while, and it worked, that just is like, I do want to have a cigarette. So now this Fitbit is just reminding me to go take cigarette breaks. All right. So the Fitbit is killing you. It's killing my lungs, but helping my legs.

Yeah. There we go. It's compromise we all got to make. Right. It's something I like more than my Fitbit though. In terms of, in terms of whether or not any of us are going to live to see lung cancer, my advice, smoke them if you got them. Indeed.

The world's going down. It's terrible, but something that's not terrible is our new Donator. Oh, shit. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to give a shout out and welcome to the fold of the policy wonks, John C. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you for joining up.

That was our make a wish. Wasn't it John Cena? That's exactly what just happened right now. The champ is here. Also, I need to do this because I think I've fallen behind in terms of our foreign policy wonks. Uh-huh. We have a couple in the last week and I think I might have

given one a foreign policy wonk status, but I can't remember. So I'm just going to go through all of them. All right. Andrew, wait, these are people who've all up their donations. Indeed. Fuck. Yeah, man. Actually, I think Andrew definitely already did, but now

that I've already said his name, got to do it anyway. Too late now. Congratulations on becoming a foreign policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Also, I'd like to give a shout out to Jason. I'm a policy wonk. Now that I'm doing this, I think I've done this all already.

I'm so up in my head that I can't remember. Also, congratulations on becoming a foreign policy wonk, Scott. I'm a policy wonk. All right. There we go. That might have been excessive and it might have been all in repetition, but I want to make sure that we got everybody covered. I'm not good at monitoring my email.

It's like you're scamming us. You're like, I don't know why I'm included, but it's like, hey, just a reminder, if you up your donation, we will give you another. You're a foreign policy wonk. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Look, the real thing is I feel like I don't want to welch on stuff. You know, like I don't want to be one of these guys who says you're going to become a foreign policy wonk and then people

come through and I just forget. One of those guys? One of those guys. Is that a large? It's a classic characteristic. Okay. There are so many kick starters. You go to a fucking the Chicago stock exchange and all you can

see is those guys who say, listen, you're going to be a foreign policy wonk, but they never follow through. There's so many people who do kick starters and then just don't send out the prizes and stuff like that. So yeah, it's endemic. That seems like a problem. It's pretty bad, but it also, you know, cuts down on overhead. Yes.

Lying and cheating people is definitely a hallmark of capitalism. The stakes are real low for your most people's creative kick starters. Also, I'd like to give a shout out to Sonya from, uh, from Sweden sent me a nice email. I really appreciated that informed us that Alex Jones is wrong about Sweden, which we already know you know what that could have, we could have guessed that, but I have always

wanted to marry a woman named Sonya from Sweden. So it almost is coming off as a cliche and I'm worried. Don't know. She's real. She's real Dan. Don't look. I'm convinced. Where else do women named Sonya come from?

Uh, mortal combat. That's true. Uh, she was an American, I believe. Right. I'm just convinced that Sonya. She's there. Yeah, Russian for sure. Everybody who likes us.

I'm convinced is fake. So that's, that's why I just get up in my. Well, that's why John Cena donated this whole thing. This whole thing has just been a make-a-wish for you, dad. I don't really give a shit. We bought all these Twitter bots. We've got all these Twitter bots. Good point.

Good point. Good point. John Cena again is not making a big donation to the show. I don't, I'm in a place of my life where maybe I'm an old man, but like, I know that the, the wrestling fans of the world don't like John Cena cause he wins all the time. I don't care cause I get to hear his theme song again. If he wins, whose theme song John Cena, what's his theme

song? That's exactly what I was hoping for. It's good horns. So Jordan, before we get to today's episode, I would like to just, are we still doing preamble? Everybody has already stopped listening by now. We are cause I have a few things I need to say about the world at large.

Well, actually one main thing I'm starting to become incredibly concerned about Joe Rogan and this is something that our friend far out friend of the show has, he brought to my attention a while back, but his most recent guest was Peter Schiff, who's someone who we've spoken about on this show a lot. Many times. He's one of Alex Jones's favorite economists and he went

on Joe Rogan's show and I listened to the first like two hours of it and he's just talking all this bullshit about how he moved his business to Puerto Rico to avoid federal tax. That's not great. He believes that the minimum wage should be nothing because if you don't have the skills to earn a high wage, it's your fault.

All right. It's all these ideas. Children should work in coal mines. Of course, they got to learn skills. Yeah, exactly. And it should be for like a dollar an hour because they're children. They don't have the skills yet.

They don't have a resume built up. It's about, look, it's about exposure really is what it is. He's dropping all these noxious ideas of libertarianism and I don't know what Joe Rogan's deal is now because he's had a string of these alt-right libertarian ding dongs on his show pretty consistently mixed in with, you know, your, your Joey Diaz's and the, the standard guest he has. Right.

But I'm becoming super worried because he was not challenging Peter Schiff's ideas at all and was just signing off on them and saying, oh, that makes sense. Why does no one talk about this? Well, well, a lot of people do. Why does no one talk about it? Your new fan base is going to quite a bit. You know, it's weird.

I was watching the live stream and you can see the video and he put some super male vitality on a burger and just ate it during Peter Schiff's shit. He might as well. Yeah. He might as well. He is like a, he seems smarter and yells less, but he's becoming Alex Jones and it's deeply troubling.

You know what? I'm starting to think it's all CTE. You think so? Yeah. I think it's just these people have been hitting ahead a bunch. That is something that Alex and Joe have in common. Yeah, exactly.

That's what I'm saying. That could be. My cat is humping the wall. All right. I think she's done now. All right. Why do you think Tom Brady is a Trump Trump guy Trump's supporter?

So your argument would be the, the entire NFL basically supports Trump. Yeah. Absolutely. That's one hundred percent. So much one hundred percent. That's why they hate Kaepernick and Kaepernick didn't get a whole lot of playing time.

Not a lot of time to get sacked. Therefore he is safe from the CTE. There we go. Oh boy. There we go. We might have cracked the code. Anyway, anyway, my point that I wanted to make is I'm deeply concerned about this growing and spreading disease and further

really worried that Joe's fan base, Joe Rogan's fan base is incredibly impressionable. They look up to him as a icon in the same way that I looked up to Adam Corolla when I was in junior high in high school, you know, and I'm concerned about them being exposed to Peter Schiff talking his ass off for two hours, more or less unchallenged by Rogan or at least when he challenges him, it's really, it's soft.

It's really kid gloves. He kind of stuff and they never even get to the part or really discuss the fact that Peter Schiff believes that taxation is a crime against people. Does he pay tax? Wait, he doesn't. He lives in Puerto Rico to escape taxes. All right.

Well, then we shouldn't allow him to have roads or all the stuff. Well, apparently there's like, let's take his feet. That's what I, if you don't want to pay federal income tax, that is fine. I recognize. No feet. Support your decision. No feet.

All right. Those are the rules. Yeah. Anyway, I'm pissed off and whatever. Who cares? I will deal with it in my own ways, which will probably be drinking tons of this black raspberry sparkling water. Oh shit.

That's right. We are drinking nice. It is an exclamation point. Yeah. Oh, there's definitely an exclamation point. It's like, it's like the Steven Soderbergh movie. The informant. Yeah.

It's black raspberry sparkling water or the band panic. At the dispel. So today we're going to be discussing the August 23rd 2017 episode of the Alex Jones show. That was Wednesday of this week. Oh, we're in the present. We are. There is.

Do we have to be? We do. Can I call an audible during the show? Is that possible? It would take the rest of the night for us to call an audible. Right. That would be no good. I've already vamped for roughly 15 seconds.

I can probably do it for about four or six hours. You can just do a soliloquy while I pull clips. No, they're actually filibuster. This episode. I am filibustering the present, Dan. This episode sucks on a number of levels, but it's worth it for at least three or four moments that no one is discussing. Okay.

That really deserves some attention. All right. And unfortunately, we're probably going to have to talk for a minute about Joe Arpaio. I know that sucks, but we'll keep it to a minimum. But before we get to today's episode, here's a nice out of context drop from Alex Jones. Boy, that's Alzheimer's.

I want some. Yeah, great. What an idiot. All right. What? All right. I like that. Yeah.

Um, so I'm going to use that. That was in reference. We use that more often in a, in a regular conversation. Boy, if that's Alzheimer's, I want it. That was in reference to Trump's speech that he gave in Phoenix. Oh, the one where it kind of sounded like Trump has Alzheimer's. The one where he was crazy as shit. Yeah.

The one where he's a fucking lunatic who is still legitimately our president, even though, even by doing that fucking thing, he probably broke at least three or four different things. Like he had a public official on a campaign trail. That's illegal. Yeah, that's like, that's illegal. The hatch act. Yeah.

And everybody's just fucking fine with it because it's 1,000 on the list of shit that's going wrong. Yeah. Uh, well, uh, yeah. I mean, you're. Yeah. We don't have laws anymore. Yeah.

We don't have, we just don't have laws. I tried to stammer my way through that. Like I was Bob Newhart, I fucked it up. Couldn't come to an actual sentence at the end of it. So he talks a bit about, uh, the speech in Phoenix. Right. And that's how he decides to start things off. Oh boy.

Donald Trump is so incredibly riveting. I can't turn away. This is the ultimate reality show. He's a real president. That is true. He's surrounded by total criminals trying to kill him. He's doing the best job he can is trying to turn the economy around.

It's Afghanistan expansion. If you believe it's like a reverse prison, like juries out on that, but then I watched live last night that hour plus long just. Vali after Vali of truth against the scum and then to watch them lie and just before the speech in Phoenix and after the speech and just a wall of fraud, everything they say about him is what they're doing.

And it made my head spin. An example was all over the Phoenix and national news. It was bikers rally against Trump and then they'd show shots from 300 yards away of bikers and I went, wait, those are bikers for Trump. And then it was, but they wanted to make it look like everyone was against Trump. They are going beyond any level of lies.

The Soviet Union or anybody ever else. North Korean propaganda has nothing on this, you know, in North Korea when they're like, Hey, those bikers, they don't like Kim Jong-un, right? They're like, it turns out they do. That's, I mean, that's nothing is beyond that next level. Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

I mean, I believe from everything I can tell, there was an article that miss characterized a couple of biker groups and said that some were against Trump when they were four. Oh, well, that proves it. The mainstream media is all lies, but it was also, in the context of there being a lot of groups that were going to protest and there were some that were coming to support. And so the article itself had to do with both sides of the

demonstrations and then Alex only reads headlines and the headline was fucked up. I don't care. No, totally. This is this is the thing about that time. It's the size of his rally wasn't equal to the size of the protesters. I don't care the size of the protesters wasn't equal to the

size of the round. I don't care. No, but he should be gone. Did you see? Why aren't we getting rid of him? His rally size is zero on my list of who gives a fuck. Did you see the guy who post he every time there's been a rally, he posts that image of the Cavaliers celebration.

Yeah, that's very funny. And people just didn't realize like these people who have like he presents it as this is the outside of the Trump rally. Yeah. When it's the Cleveland Cavaliers NBA final celebration parade. Right. And he's done it as he doesn't have the balls to use the

Cubs World Series Championship blue hats. Yeah, exactly red hat. Right. But it's like he's done it apparently for every rally and conservative Ding Dongs still don't catch on they like and Colter retweeted it. It's hilarious. He has to be.

He has to be trolling these stupid people. He is. Yeah. Of course, I read an article about him that is like, yeah, look, I'm a I'm just a sports guy. If you look down my feed, you can tell I'm fucking with people. Yeah. So yeah, I just love that.

That's so that's the only thing I care about in terms of his crowd sizes. Here's my question. Why did he say the jury still out on Afghanistan? Oh, because there was a little bit of a cut there. I don't know why. I think it was a little glitch in the recorder. What he's saying is that Trump was doing bad stuff with

increasing the troop levels. Right. But the jury is still out on what? Okay. Alex's narrative. He doesn't spell it out on this episode. But his narrative is that Trump is trolling people by saying he's going to raise the troop levels and then pull them all

out. He's trying to trick McMaster into a false sense of security and then he's going to pull the rug out from under his globalist ass. Yeah. So that's why the jury is out. That's the craziest thing I've ever fucking heard in my entire life.

Hey, but that jury not out. What is that fucking mean? Um, Alex is really grasping at straws. Number one, that's what it means. Yeah. Number two, it's just, I mean, he knows that it's bad. That's what it really means. Alex knows that the idea of sending more troops to

Afghanistan is bad. He can't support it because he has a long documented record of being against the war in Afghanistan, being against everything that the Bush's Clintons and Obama did in terms of wars. And so if Trump follows the same path, he's going to be very exposed or he's going to have to be against him. Right.

And I don't think he's ready to jump off that train yet. A lot of people keep saying, Hey, is he gonna, you know, Bannon's gone now is, is Alex going to turn and my response constantly is no, no, Roger Stone still on board. Alex is going to still be on board. That's a good point. I don't think that Roger Stone is our real bellwether here probably.

Yeah. And especially when you see Roger Stone turning on Bannon, that's when you know, like, Oh, okay, this is, we're just going to have a false sism here. Yeah. But anyway, Alex says that he's going to go over all of the clips from Trump's rally. I'm assuming he does.

I'm going to, I'm going to break it down for you. He plays two. Okay. He plays one twice. How long was the rally? 77 minutes. Okay. So each of them about 37 and a half minutes.

You might be right. If you were saying seconds, he plays one where he says that the media is really fucking awful and they're the enemy. He plays that clip twice and then a spoiler alert. Joe Arpaio is a guest on this episode and he played what? Yeah. Yeah. Joe Arpaio is not in prison.

No. How is he not in prison? He might have been Skyping in from prison. How is he not dead? That's a better question. But before he does the interview with Arpaio, he plays the clip where Trump is like, do you guys like Sheriff Joe and the place went crazy?

So he plays those two clips, but he keeps saying I'm going to play all of them. We're going to get into it. I'm going to do some analysis of it, but he can't because I think he's drunk. Oh, all right. Here we go. I think now we're in it.

I think Alex is either drunk or in the middle of a manic episode or both and I'm leaning towards both. You'll see the behavior on this episode is quite different than usual. Even for 2017, there is so much ranting, so much losing track of where he is and the way this episode ends is exactly like the March 30th episode where he was wasted off his ass with the exception of he doesn't have Rob do sitting next to him in

a jacket waiting to leave. So we're, we're back to the four ways to learn. We will be by the end of this sort of all right, at least in tone, all right, but before we do, because it's a three hour show, the buzz is going to be very different throughout. And at this point, he's just good and worked up drunk as I believe. So here he wants to talk about the globalists, of course,

they're bad, they're pretty bad. And also they're spider like. All right. It's just crazy. I can't even respond anymore. It's just in the there. Then you know full on upside down world where they're creating an entire false reality and then having for consensus.

You wonder why CNN MSNBC their shows have six, seven, eight, 10 panelists on at a time all just going, we agree, we agree. We agree. The talking points put out. I agree that. Just carrot in some group think for the weakest minded people who tune in to somehow think this is consensus. And then you see the folks by the propaganda.

They are the dumbest slobs. The most helpless people. So we'll get back to that in a second. We'll get to the spider part, but yeah, I agree. That is shitty presentation of the news and we're good point. Good meaningless point that you're making Alex. I don't but I would like to say that the exact same thing is being done by Trump with all of the bots.

There have been a couple of new studies that have come out following a lot of these bots. And if you really look at it, it's pretty impressive. The clear organization. Yeah, the one, the one that made the rounds on Twitter that I saw that one today, the one that was, oh, it's all of this guy's tweets are from eight to eight or whatever. Russia time.

Yeah, almost as if he does it for a living. Yeah. And that was part of an investigation that followed the people who have a name and then eight numbers after their name, which seems to be a naming protocol for the lot of these bots. Yeah, there's a lot of really fucked up stuff, but Alex is totally right, but about the wrong thing.

Yeah, it's this idea of trying to manufacture the appearance of consensus and agreement and people who fall for it are fucking stupid. And that's very true of the people who think that these Trump bots are real. And believe me, there are a ton of people who do. Well, you can see, you can see the things that like the the telling one for me is when he said it's the group think

that attacks the weakest minded people and you're like, oh, you're talking about you. Yeah, that's what that's another reason I think he's drunk. Well, and that's what they're always really because I think that's the heart of so much of this is deep to deep distrust for anyone who knows anything. Yeah, the idea of knowing something is offensive to people who think it should be something you feel.

Yeah, well, I mean, faith based views of life versus empirical evidence right empirical evidence is always going to be more confident certainly than faith based people, though faith based people know that's the exact opposite. No, but that's what I was going to say is faith based people will always fame the confidence that fact based people have right and it's always very frustrating. Well, the same people who've strongly approve of Trump's

presidency or the people who disagree or who deny climate change and that's not even Exxon. They just released the Harvard study where they're like, oh, yeah, Exxon new climate change was an issue in the fucking seventies and we're like paid so much money. Yeah, to switch everyone's thinking into faith based thinking. Yeah, that oh no, it's about it's about carbon taxes that Al Gore wants.

That's what it is. Yeah, Al Gore Al Gore globalist sneaky spider like globalist. So let's get back to these spiders and the globalist are in the WikiLeaks like spiders discussing moths or or flies they've tied up in their webs. This one will be delicious. I hate the scum. They don't taste as good as they used to.

I mean, it is. It's basically like that. I have a lot of my pretty's tied up, but they're starting to struggle. What do we do? Well, have them fight with each other. That's the way to do it. Demon spiders talking to each other and I'm like, God, we're

ruled by this. How the hell is this happening? So spiders discussing moths. Dude, check out this dude's camouflage. This is bullshit. Right? I got I caught it immediately. I just flew right into my neck.

Fucking idiot right by a light. These guys this flies. They think it's the moon flies a dumb dumb. I don't know. I don't know why my spider has a bit of a new jersey in them. I don't know. It's a bit like I mean, come on. Come on.

I I don't even know what to do with that. Well, I think that already I'm on your he's drunk tip because he's talking about spiders and then he's clearly doing the wicked witch from Wizard of Oz. That's a strange jump. Yeah, but also the one I have noticed that when he's in these moods and whether it is just a harsh manic episode or he's drunk, there's a lot of projecting that's being done and

the idea of tricking people and stuff like that, manufacturing consensus, that's stuff that he does a lot too. And so when he's talking about like trying to trick dumb people, he knows that that's what he's doing. Yeah, he can't not pick. He can't possibly think his audience is smart. He there's literally no way he pitched purple penguins for six months plus and he nailed it.

But there's no way that he if he had if he had faith in his audience like I do. I've not I've not met most of our listeners, but I have. Oh, I was going to say, I thought you said you had faith in his audience. No, no, no. I need to work on your pronoun usage. Pardon me.

I don't have faith in your pronoun usage, Dan. That's what's going on right now. Fair enough. I what what I'm saying is I'm confident that if anybody who's listening to this show looked up the purple penguin stuff, they would easily see that we are telling the truth about it. And Alex Jones lied about it for six months. Oh, absolutely.

Alex Jones is totally confident knowing that his audience will either just blindly trust whatever bullshit he's saying or if they do look it up, they'll look it up on zero hedge or world net daily and they'll just see. Oh, there's confirmation that Alex is right instead of digging a little bit deeper, finding the primary source. So I mean, he's he's projecting like crazy and doing spider voices to distract people from it.

It's yeah, he's jangling keys. Yeah, yeah, basically. And also he ends up like fake crying a little bit later, which is which is all excited about the fake cry. Haven't heard a good fake cry in a while. Well, here's a good fake lie. That's a real lie. This is this goes into Alex's victim complex.

This next clip and then there is such a hunger. I mean, they've got a $10 million contract out. We've confirmed with who or what to news to pay. They pay grants to the New York Times and CNN and all these things they pay writers to write stories lying about and they can't find anything. We have when they make stuff up, it blows up in their face and I just you realize.

They hate me because I see through them. You see through them and I'm here letting you know you're not insane. When you see their wall of lies, you know, there's other people that recognize it as well. We have solidarity. They want to break that off. They want you alone.

They want you desperate. They want to force you to peer pressure to join. Here to tell you you're not insane. Yeah, the first thing obviously is that's if that first of all, it's not true. The $10 million contract thing. But if it is that's that's foolish money spent. Yeah, give us some of that money.

Hey, globalists, hit up your boys. I also like the indignation he has towards paying writers. Right. I think that that's trying to harken back to the the Google delisting narrative that he had a few months back. Okay. I think it's I think it's going back to that because I think that was $10 million to in his narrative.

But anyway, it's all confirmed it. It's bullshit. But also I love that he's like the $10 million contract. To news. Yeah, that was $10 million contract to news. You know, New York Times, Washington Post to news. But like the movie blank check. Yeah, except with no tone.

Locke tone looks not great. Never mind. I take it back. I was going to say he's awesome. He's not surf ninjas. He was the best. He wrote a song about the date rape drug. That was not great.

That was not great. I will admit that it's not funky. No. It is not cold. It's pretty cold. It's it's a little Medina. So Alex is also this is more projection. The idea that they want you to feel alone and stuff like that

because he obviously benefits from people isolating themselves. Like if you if you go into normal society and just regular people and start saying things that you heard on info wars, like you believe them. People are going to naturally get away from you. Yeah, they're going to be like, this is a weirdo. Right.

I don't want to talk to this person and that feeds the the isolation and I mean, we've talked about this in the past. It's cult stuff. It's it's just he's doing that and saying that this is what the news wants you to feel. The news wants you to feel like no one else likes Trump, but you're not alone. You got us.

Yeah, that is that is one of the recurring themes throughout all of the alt right and it throughout Gamergate throughout all of this stuff is people who are isolated and and that is always the narrative for why the internet turned out to be bad. Is all of these people who are isolated wound up founding finding each other and then creating that feedback loop of horrible bigotry and racism that is really built out of their own insecurities.

Yes, their own fears of women of colored people of their bodies of spiders, the Wizard of Oz. You think that came. Alex's rant came from his insecure fear of spiders. I mean, look, if he's afraid of spiders, good on him. I'm I'm I understand spiders are weird. They're really weird. Spiders are our friends, Dan.

No, they're not. Let me tell you about a little story. Got to go to the next clip. It's about some pick. It's about some pig and he was some pig, Dan. So this next clip and no one would have known about it. This next word for the Wicked Witch of Wizard of Oz, the spider this next clip.

Alex really expresses basically just how excited he is to be relevant. But that sounds dead on. I don't think he intends for that to be what comes out of his mouth, but it is. And I don't want anything to do with these people. We have the epic excerpts. Coming up and it's just I can't turn away.

Plus I'm right in the middle of it. I'm like the number two enemy now. Bannon has receded. I'm definitely the number two target. And it's just give you like it is so real. I mean, literal goblin creatures attacking. I mean, fake laugh. Sure.

Wow. Literal goblin, literal goblin creatures, literal goblin creatures. Now, hold on to that because it's going to come back. Well, if there are literal goblin creatures, that is all I would be talking about for days. Are you shitting me? I saw a literal goblin.

I would shoehorn that into any and every conversation that I just had a cocktail party. Everyone's absolutely new for a living. Oh, I just saw this documentary on little goblin creatures. No, then shut the fuck up. Yeah. Look, I need to make a documentary about these little goblin creatures so everyone will fucking talk about it at cocktail

parties, but I can't because I can't get their funding. Can I please have $10 million contracts? Make it out to news. Hello, Jimmy news. So, uh, yeah, he have you heard about these little goblin creatures? So that I mean that all that is is him just being like, I'm important.

I love it. I love it that people are talking about me, which kind of makes you think that no matter how bad an idea it is to hitch his team to, uh, uh, you know, Trump's wagon because making a mistake, Alex is pulling this thing along. It's not the other way around really. I think rare, but, uh, even, even as much of the bad idea as that is, he loves it.

Oh, of course. Cause it's attention. It's, uh, even if it's negative, he loves it. The idea of being the number two enemy of anyone is such an attractive proposition. If you're obsessed with obtaining any kind of power or, uh, influence and like, he's delusional like sessions is much higher, let's say, or, or Roger stone, the number of enemies.

He's not even the number one enemy at info wars, quite frankly. Oh yeah. I mean, Roger stone is much more of a target than him. You think so? Yeah. I think so. I don't know. I think without dude, people are talking about him being

investigated by a Mueller. All right. Like he's part of that Jones is on the wall, like way far out on the periphery if he's even in the conversation. Hmm. Interesting. Anyway, that's a, that's a debate for another time. Yeah.

I don't know what to do with this clip. I can't really set it up. I don't, I don't know what to do with it. So here, enjoy. So, so play it. Yeah. You've got to be lowered first before you can even be on the level to have this done to you.

And the gate through which you entered into this evil is people seeking power and not have fear and to be enlightened and be as gods and power trips and be so positive. But it's only the image of the universe you have in your mind. The image of God that you can begin to understand. You are not that thing that you can sense. And the devil says, oh, you are that thing here. I have a path for you and you will attain it.

But all you will attain is falling, not rising. Is this EE Cummings? So much depends on how do I cover all this? The epic rampage against tyranny. That's not EE Cummings. I know that President Trump beautiful. So, I mean, that long pause is just like him staring like, what do I do?

What did he just say? Try and explain to, I wrote down as much of that as I can. And I have no idea what it was he said. So, the beginning of it, the premise is... William Carlos Williams, by the way, so much depends on the... It's Donald. I'm a lit major. I have to get that out.

Sure. Otherwise, you couldn't sleep. Otherwise, I could not sleep. I'd just be staring at Twitter, refreshing like, who's going to fucking call me out? Because I'm going to come at him. Come, get some. I know, I know.

I know it's Don Juan. The beginning of it. Yeah. Come on. EE Cummings is upside down or... Oh, fuck me. Now, I can't remember it. Oh, no.

Fuck me. Oh, Jesus. You're going to be taken to the woodshed for this. It's over. So, the beginning part is about that narrative that he has that in order for the globalists to attack you, they first have to bring you down and dumb you down. And make you impotent and stuff like that.

Yeah. Lowered onto the level to have this done to you. That's what... And then, that's... For have it done to you is not clear. No. But it's... There's, you know, there's context clues we can take.

I guess, destroy you, I'm guessing. I don't know. So then, what else? What other questions do you have? So, it's done to you by... It's done to you by people seeking power as of gods. Right. There's a bunch of that, but it was just synonyms for that

kind of situation. And it's the... In the image of God, you can begin to see yourself that you are not like that. Uh-huh. And then Satan says you are like that. And then there is no follow-up to that. I'm starting to...

I don't know what the image of or is on not. Here's what I want to believe because I'm kind of into it and it would be awesome if Alex was into this too. But I'm thinking maybe what he's saying is that we aren't our fleshy bodies or something like that. Okay. And the devil wants you to think that you are your fleshy body, but what you are is actually a spark of the divine

that rests within you. That is your soul or whatever. Right. I look at that. I'm sure he wasn't saying anyone lived in a pretty hot town with up-so-floating bellybells down. Yes, it's God damn e-comics. I remembered it.

All right. So the... No, I think it's... I think now I might be bringing others my own stuff to this, but it sounds like it's almost like a Gnostic thing. It's almost like the devil that he's talking about is the the demiurge that created the physical world that we're trapped in. Okay.

And if you want to go that route, then Prison Planet might not even be about the globalist. It could be like the whole thing. About a literal prison planet. The whole thing is a Gnostic idea. Yeah. And if that's true, holy shit. We just broke the real story here.

It's not though. It's not because even... No, because this is a drunken rainbow that has nothing to do with fucking anything. He doesn't know what he's fucking talking about. He's just stringing together whatever words are coming out of his mouth. These are half thoughts that are just like... It feels like he is having a manic episode because he is stringing along all of these words,

which are utterly incapable of keeping up with his thoughts. Boy, do they sound like he's trying to get to something. Yeah, of course. It really sounds like he has an idea. And maybe he has the kernel of one. But be that as it may, it takes a turn. And here's this next clip. We're just getting ready to figure out all the violations we've been under.

Who's best to go after here with the best case? Not because I'm litigious. Skip this break. But because I absolutely have to do this and other people have to do it. And the lawsuits are being started by others right now too. And Congress is moving. Oh, why they're so scared? Why?

They're so scared because Joe Arpaio is coming on to give us the first big interview today, which I didn't even ask for the first exclusive, I'm honored. Oh, does he get hit by a fucking idiot? He just couldn't believe that we stood up for him when even Fox News wasn't covering that he'd been convicted and was going to spend years in prison for fake contempt charged by a federal Obama judge.

Federal Obama judge? But it's not a big deal overall that we got the info to Trump and I'm just going to leave it at that and others did as well. Federal Obama judge. I don't even know if I want Arpaio to come on and thank us for all this and give the inside baseball because it gives the media too much of a hissy fit. But who cares?

The point is, is that it isn't about even the pardon for Arpaio. That's the right thing to do. Trump did not even know that this was happening because they had him so isolated. And when he finally learned about it from infowars.com and Rudd's report, this is directly from the president. And then folks had a chance to talk to him. He called Arpaio and told him where he learned about it

and said, my God, I didn't know this was going on for months. We're going to get the lawyers to look at a pardon for you and it almost happened last night. And we told folks he was going to talk about it last night. And I don't want to get into inside baseball because this isn't really panic stuff about back channels, the president and all the rest of it. I mean, they talk about it on Fox.

It'll talk about it. Armed Services Committee hearings in Congress. The president knows who's fighting for this republic and who is fearless like he is, who is committed. When I say fearless, I don't have fear of them. Psychopathic murderers? I'm not good enough for this. He fears he's not good enough for this.

Now, I think federal... I want blood to stream from Arpaio's nostrils. It'd be great. And eyes. Spoiler alert. And mouth. It doesn't dawn out. And ears.

And just every essence of his is just drained out of him. I want him dead. I want him dead. I wanted to... Legally? I wanted to go over the stuff about how awful Joe Arpaio is, but the last time we tried to do that on the show, you almost threw up.

So... Yeah, no. He's a true fucking monster. If he is pardoned, fucking pardon John Wayne Gacy. Sure. Like who fucking cares at this point? It's thunder down. Laws aren't real.

Let's just... Only the strong survive and murderers win everything always. Fuck John Arpaio. Suffice it to say. Or whatever the fuck is goddamn Arpaio fucking name is. I hope he dies. Suffice it to say that he presided over the Maricopa County police department and was shown to,

I believe the quote was, demonstrate the worst pattern of racial profiling in our country's history. He was told repeatedly by judges that he cannot racially profile people and he consistently refused to change any of his practices. Beyond that, he... He's a murderer.

He deprived people of human rights. He's a murderer. In prison, people who were waiting for trials, he would give people moldy food and basically unlivable conditions that they had to stay in. People are in prison for 20 years for a gram of coke. Yep. And Arpaio is a fucking mass murderer.

He is a serial killer. Serial killer. He is a serial killer. No, because the deaths didn't come close to each other. That's sort of a definition of serial killer. Doesn't have to be like within... No way. I think it has to be within a patch of time.

Okay, fine. No. He's responsible, much like Sheriff Clark, for tons of negligence and beyond negligence-related deaths in his facilities. And beyond that, just for fun, if you want to go listen to the Dennis Montgomery episode, we talked about a time that he and his officers got caught

for entrapment because they convinced someone to create a pipe bomb, a fake pipe bomb attack on Joe Arpaio in order to boost his chances of reelection. Yep. Entrapment is incredibly difficult to prove, but it turned out that the officers of the Maricopa County Sheriff's Department had bought the bomb equipment and there was records of their conversations

telling this guy to do it. And this kid ended up serving like nine years in prison because of it before he got free. So fuck... That's usually a sign of a serial killer is they think they're smarter than law enforcement. And when you are law enforcement... Unfortunately, they are law enforcement.

Yeah. They didn't realize that there was a higher power beyond them. I'm smarter than myself. Yeah. Fucking monster. So the other thing is Obama federal judge sounds great, but I would like Obama... Federal Obama judge.

I would like a small claims Obama judge. That's what I would like to see. That's not too bad. That would be a daytime show. Like a Judge Judy. Yes. But a small claims federal Obama judge. But globalist.

So the other thing... Do you submit to lowering yourself so I can do it to you? Is he just talking about backing it up? Bout, bout, bout. So the other thing I needed to bring up in that clip is that Alex says that Donald Trump called Joe Arpaio when he found out what was going on. From Infowars Android.

Yes. He learned about... Well, the narrative as Alex would tell it is that Jerome Corsi wrote an article about it and Drudge reposted it. Donald Trump heard about it and he called Joe Arpaio and said we're going to take care of this, you know, whatever. When Joe Arpaio is on the show, he flatly contradicts that.

Not in a correcting way, but he literally says Donald Trump didn't call me. Nobody from his campaign called me. Yeah. So Alex is just making that up. Alex is just lying. Yeah. Even psychopathic serial killer Joe Arpaio,

which is the only way that he should be referred to from here on out, is unwilling to go along with that lie. Yeah. Because he has every reason to be like, yes, absolutely Trump did call me. He spends most of the interview, which we're not going to talk about too much, just sucking Trump's dick on Infowars.

He's just talking about how I'll never leave him. He's the greatest. Great. All this bullshit. Yeah. Well, he can't. There was only one really funny part where Alex was like, what are you, 85?

And Arpaio was like, why do you have to bring that up? He's like, no, I'm saying that you're whizzing. Whizzing. So also shriveled. Also fun in there. Alex is like claiming he's going to start suing people. That will also come back a little bit later in the episode. That also won't happen.

So this next clip is a little bit of a longer rant. He gets, the spirit gets in him and he, I think what starts the rant is thinking about having kids. I think I believe that that's what gets stuck in his craw and why he ends up launching on this. I believe it's like four minutes of just there's, there was no way I could cut it at any point. Like it was just like, well, here goes.

He's just rolling. But I want to remind you that the reason he probably feels like he needs to have kids because he does discuss it in this clip in the context of like Islamists and stuff like that is because he wants more white children. He wants more white children. They talk about birth rates and stuff like that. Not in this clip, but he does a lot.

Like white nationalists. Yes. Yeah. So when he talks about having kids. We're being outbred. But when he talks about having more kids and stuff like that, it's, it's easy to fall into the trap of thinking like, oh, you just wanted a big family and not,

but that's not what he's talking about. He's talking about a responsibility to have more kids, which is what white nationalists. So that the white race is not diminished and does not become the minority that they so fear. Yep. So here's the beginning of the long clip. We'll just pause it if we need to, but who I don't say that

to sound like trouble night. I mean, I feel absolutely not strong enough and I don't have enough will to beat him quicker because these people are absolutely evil. They literally hate you in your family. There are a bunch of pedophiles running it. That's another reason they like Islam is because pedophilia is legal in it.

Are we playing bingo believe how desperate straights were in and people say, well, why do you keep having kids then? Because I'm doubling down. I'm putting my ancestors didn't give up. I'm not giving up. My kids aren't giving up and I'm just going to just, I love them so much. The more children I have, the stronger I get because I'm fighting

for them and the light in their eyes gives me strength and connection right to God. And I'm never giving up. I'm never giving up. I'm going to get stronger. In fact, I can't even stay candle the strength and discernment. I'm getting day by day. It is so humbling to be moved closer to God and under God's

wings and then to be able to see the enemy even that much clear. It is just God doesn't have wings and evil right and wrong. That's all it's spiritual. The devil's real. This whole thing satanic world government microchips genetic engineering. It's already here.

People move, bitch. Get out the way to get away from it by joining it or trying to hide the only way to get out. I'm here with my children. They basically built this modern civilization as a tomb to bury us alive in and there's one door to get out of and the globalist and his all the minions. The devil are standing in that door and they know we've got

God on our side and we can get out of the door if we ask God for the help and then take action like a clown car. Don't worry about your body folks. You worry about who can get your soul forever. They want you to be with them forever in their ugliness and their misery and they know it and they're conscious and they understand it and they hate you and they are fully sworn to destroy you.

This is not the time to hedge bets ladies and gentlemen. This is the time to get on your knees and ask God to lead God in direction. This is the time unless you're threatened with death in which for the rest of eternity which side you're on because it's an absolute infinity fact. All right. We got a new level of policy.

Take a look. Take a look over at folks. Bible's dead on. And it wants one thing to get you no selfish grasp and to take you down. We're going through it. This bitch is drunk. We're going through it.

Getting in it and the devil is going to be behind us again. And you can already see we're pulling away our hearts our minds our souls and the enemy is just no. That contradicts what you said earlier. No. You said you were winning and now you're saying that you're losing. We are the authority.

You will battle us. You will submit to us. No, we won't. The score is never clear. But you should be on your knees. You're not going to beat the devil here. You submit to you. You're going to beat the devil with God's will.

You're not going to find that will at these little satanic churches run by these little glitter bugs up there that are scared to death. And at night time get down on their knees to Satan because they're so scared of the devil. I think we do have bingo. You're going to find God by asking God to come into your heart.

You want to beat the enemy. That's where it is. I want to be free of this scum. Does it listen like some football game or some competitive thing or some pissing contest where we're trying to be the deal. The guys running things and not the liberals. No, that is what you're trying to be.

You just said survival. This is survival. Hmm. And so what did glitter bugs do? You've got to say, oh, you threatened me and my family. I'm going to put more into the world for me to love. With God. I'm going to hang myself out there right there for you because

we've transcended you cowards because that's who you are at the end of the day is a bunch of scum a bunch of anti-human trash that hates success and hates beauty and hates Genesis. But they're glitter bugs. So they love your lovers of death. What's Genesis life? All permacases exploded throughout the stars throughout time and space.

You probably almost threw up. There's like a little separation between all the rest of life. The flickers in and out pulse. Okay. The great equalizer. Because the evil doesn't transmit forward. It tries that big.

Can't I don't know what that is. The evil doesn't transmit forward. No idea. It could only burn out wherever it gets a hold and sit there cold for eons. That's Lovecraft. That's that's straight up like what is dead may not die. I'm going to play all the clips when I come back.

Even I forgot that that was the end. That was the alternate name. That was the working title of that Kevin Spacey movie. What the evil the evil cannot transmit it forward. Oh paid for it. Yeah they wisely shortened it. Okay. I thought you I thought you meant like K packs was called.

I promise I'm going to play all the clips. That'd be great that if I were judging that as like a wrestler doing a promo I would say you need to tighten it up. I would say you're getting off track a little bit. I know you're got a big match with the Undertaker coming up right but you're just you're going off on too many too many derivations. We can't have you in the ring for five minutes.

You can't you can't handle it. You just you got to give it Alex. I'm guessing his ring work would be pretty well. But I doubt I doubt his promos would Alex get a teleprompter at least like don't script it out. Just get bullet points. You know like that would work. That might help because he has bullet points.

It's all the shit he has on his desk. Don't just doesn't understand any of it. Those are just headlines. That's not bullet points that what what other bullet points would his teleprompter have. If I were trying to organize what just happened. OK now this is a great game. I'm going to have a difficult time doing it.

All right. But I would say bullet point the devil. Is that number one. Yeah. Number one with the bullet the devil sub bullet point the nature thereof. Right. Right.

Sub bullet point under that the door that we got to get through that the devil's standing in the middle of. I'm a big fan of that door. So I can't fucking get that get the devil behind you again. Well I mean that's he just screams that all the time like get behind me Satan right now. That's classic. I don't know that that's just that's a lot of rambling on

sense that he just wants to try and amp people up and make people think he actually feels conviction. I really think that that's what's going on there. That's wackadoo. What also I'm going to start making bingo cards for our podcast. Yeah we're going to have to. Yeah I would start posting those.

I don't know if I'll be able to do one for this episode but we're going to have to get there. Yeah absolutely. That'll be our that'll be our next thing we can send out to policy walks. Oh yeah yeah yeah put it on the Patreon guys feel free to donate for bingo cards. Yeah you can download your own PDF.

It costs us roughly zero cents and it costs you a time. Oh that's true. Time baby to make a bingo card of Alex. Yeah fair that come up with good things. No free spaces because Alex Jones is not believe in a hand out. No the center the center space is just prosperity. That's what the center space is that's got to be because

that's got to be what it is. That's a free space or or globalist check. So he that's not the only rant that we're going to be covering on this episode but that's sort of the that's the the marquee headline headlining rant I believe because he's just got nothing. He's got nothing. He's kind of I think he's drunk.

I'm not sure. Might just be hung over something like that but he just he's got this interview. He has an interview with Steve Pachanik in the second hour and then he's got Joe Arpaio in the third hour and he's like I got to fill this first hour and I got nothing. I'm just going to yell about the devil. Right good good.

That's a solid strategy. It's not bad. It seems to be one he uses a lot but I hey man go with what you know if it works fucking write it out. People seem to listen and they seem to enjoy it. So maybe we should scream about the devil for the first hour of the program from now on that or bingo. What do you what do you have to say about the devil.

If we were to try and scream about the devil then what would you go with one time I met the devil. My slick so we're just going to do karaoke for the first hour that is that what you said. I can't remember the rest of the lyrics to blood sweat and tears great song Heidi Heidi Ho that old sweet role where he talks about the devil by one of my big karaoke songs back when I used to do karaoke a lot was called and when I die by blood

sweat and tears just great horn rock but at the end he freaks out the lead singers freaking out but look out children here comes the devil. He's right behind you and I know whenever I was doing karaoke I'd run up to someone in the audience and scream it in their face the devil right behind you. All right Dan all right that just to add to the theatricality I would fall down on the stage.

I was I was great at karaoke. You were very good at karaoke. That's what happens when you do karaoke at Road House bars in central Missouri that have really cheap booze. That'll do it. Drink a lot of slow gin and hang out with hillbillies but be that as it may. One thing I liked about a lot of those hillbillies like my

boy L.A. Monte out there. I think it's a great transition coming in central Missouri and feel it in the L.A. Monte my boy Moose that I worked with at Subway just got out of the joint and then started working at Subway with me used to call me baby boy all day this real it is are you making it all of this all real these are some of my hillbilly friends from the past and one of the things that I liked about them was that they were country but they

were not racist I enjoyed that about them Alex Jones is not country and he is racist that's true in this next clip Alex tries to explain why he thinks people think he's racist and he's wrong. Oh boy he should not try and explain that they said Alex Jones is deeply racist this quote from MSNBC the talking point they've said many times because he says Obamacare is it free and he says there's penalties they go well that's

what these deeply racist people do they just make up lines about our black president these are quotes those are quotes but you know just go back to any one of our episodes and see all the racist shit he says we don't need to go over it here or go to knowledge fight dot com slash racism and find some of the some of the great hits yeah of Alex Jones is because he always complains that no one has clips they always make claims about him we got clips we got clips out the ass I like

his new I like his new trick maybe it's at least new to me of instead of saying that's what MSNBC is talking about or anything like that he switches into talking points so it always so it's like sound bite was in the in the 90s or whatever yeah where it's it's almost a disqualifying term before it said if you say oh it's talking points that means that it's strategized and its focus group and all of these things yeah it can be true though but the connotation of

the phrase makes you feel like oh well they're just making it up yeah or they're just which is crazy because what I mean like how can you describe purple penguins or anything like that is anything but a talking point yeah anything but you know the the the Confederate flag is about history or you know all of these different waypoints that we've had over the years of his are all the same definition of talking point yeah talking point is the same shit doesn't really mean

anything other than a thing that you talk about and it turns out a lot of people are on the same tip for a while because because the way I mean we talk about hot take culture and shit like that like what we've descended into now everyone's into one thing for a week and then we move on to the next thing if we get to a week it's an amazing thing everything becomes talking points just kind of naturally because everyone's talking about this thing and you know through people having

arguments on Twitter and stuff there's almost naturally just conclusions that you come to that become like oh this is what everyone's saying right I find that a little bit distasteful too but I don't think I have the same perspective on it Alex does because I don't think it's global it's doing that I just think it's slightly hive mindy I think it's just a lot of people are kind of dumb too so they see something they like and it becomes their opinion yeah so I don't know

I think it's more complicated but I like his I like his understanding of what MSNBC was calling him a racist for sure oh it's because I'm saying that Obamacare doesn't work and there's going to be penalties mm-hmm that's why they think I'm racist yeah no yeah Alex baby mm-hmm come on you come on you even you got to know that's not true you could come up with 10 better things that he said about Obama himself yeah that could be like oh this is this is more racist than what

you're saying about Obamacare right but again that's just his way of deflecting for his dumb ass fans who are not racist that's why they think I'm racist that's why everyone says it it's not true it's just a talking point to say I'm racist so speaking of another racist the same way that it's a talking point for me to say white people are better and black people are more racist than us and white people deserve attention and we're the only thing that matters in the world

yeah speaking of another racist Roger Stone yeah Alex brings him up in one good context and again this is you know it's our tradition that we we give it up when even these monsters agree on good stuff Roger Stone and Alex Jones are both in favor of legalization of marijuana good and so this clip begins with Alex talking about Roger Stone wanting to push for legalization of marijuana he believes that if Trump gets on board with that it will make everyone love

Trump which I got to tell you it won't now some people would be like great you did what Obama started but I don't think that people will just back instead of destroying what Obama did right I love tree so much that I'm going to look over all this other stuff you've done that's horrible banning trains people from the military unilaterally for no reason that one's yeah one of the most bananas things I love that he did that on Twitter then everyone was like why are you

doing this even everyone in the army yeah or in the services and then he's like I'm going to double down I'm not going to listen to that advice what a dick I mean I what what else is that but just like and let's do something let's just throw something out there today let's poke the bees nest yeah that's that's all it's it's nothing but unfortunately has a very serious effect on a lot of people and like for us to say like it's a distraction even if that is the intention

of it it feels bad for us to say that because it does minimize the effect it has on people well the the the point that has become cliche now is that if you're not willing to serve in the military why who are you to say that anybody should or should yeah you know if if they're a talking point if they volunteer you know fucking get out of their way and the people who worked with them all say great they're here I'm here we're all on the same we're used to it yeah it's it's

fine yeah and so when I say we're we're used to it I was trying to parent or mirror the the the chant yeah not like not like I'm saying we need to be used to something now I think we all got it let me get to the let me get to this Roger Stone clip because I hate this dude and I want to talk about him and if you decriminalize marijuana if Trump actually delivers on Obama's promises to do it and if you can get sessions to worry about the heroin and you know the prescription drugs

all the serious stuff that will turn the tide 100% for Trump it regardless of what you think of that you read this article why was he banned on Fox CNN MSNBC Roger we first broke that over a year and a half ago was later confirmed there was an actual ban by the Hillary campaign in the Wiki leaks saying shut down Roger Stone he's the MVP shut down Alex Jones we've already got a ban on Jones but get a ban on Roger Stone as if I need to go on your shows to have viewers

when I go on your shows then you get viewers every time I go on one of those shows it goes from having a million viewers to 10 million viewers that day and and it's all over the news for weeks and you know number one story of the year appears Morgan yeah they had votes that was the number one rated thing most covered media event of 2013 they know I'm explosive not bragging it's a fact you're bragging but I don't care about all that other stuff I don't give a shit about peers Morgan or what his

hottest story was because you're lying about Roger Stone totally and just for fun I'd like to remind everyone that the reason that Roger Stone was banned from these networks is that he called Anna Navarro and Roland Martin who's a former contributor of CNN quota hires he also said that Anna Navarro was borderline retarded he called her an entitled diva bitch and said she was dumber than dog shit beyond that he said that Fox News contributor Alan West is an arrogant know-it-all

Negro Roger Stone also mocked contributor Charles Krauthammer who is paralyzed in a driving accident when he was in medical school by telling him to quote stand the fuck up he suggested he wanted to bash Bill O'Reilly's head in he called contributor Fox News contributor Herman Cain Mandingo and just around it out with some sexism he said that Megan Kelly has quote a nice set of cans so this is why he's banned because he's horrible those are horrible person those are good reasons

to ban someone from TV and that's not even like I don't even have the full list the amazing thing is he's still not banned from Twitter yeah for all the abuse he's doing exactly especially women yeah but it's garbage and like he's been on television and called people like other I don't remember all the people but he's like called people mediocre Negroes and stuff like that he seems to love calling black people Negroes he seems to love calling women bitches and just mocking people

for you know he's a monster yeah he likes going on TV and reveling in his monstrous behavior yeah his shitheadedness yeah but no he's the he's an all-star and that's why they got a ban and it's in the wiki leaks so this next clip is awesome because this is what I would call a sales pitch head fake okay this is like Alex like you really think that he's about to go to a sales pitch and then he doesn't and now that's a new one is a new one this is usually usually it's the

whiplash pitch uh-huh uh-huh this time he's doing the he's doing the crossover this is like this caught me off guard he would have crossed me over for sure this is Iverson level in terms of a crossover okay there you go that's the level of deceitful rat-like creatures we're dealing with now right now Chimeras that's just one little stack I mentioned here for you but I want to get into what happened last night because it's so incredibly important

briefly yesterday special that was posted is going to go one more day because as is normal we are skeleton crewed many areas trying to up our crew right now desperately but watching new shows are very busy we're extending the sales one more day because I've got to have a sales meeting at the show and decide the best products we've got the best deals we can do and have so first of all I think we talked over the head fake because I think it's a subtle thing I think I want to go back

to try and make my point but also you see there that he's always extending specials that's another important point so right here when he says the these are terrible awful people and then there's a little bit of a briefly that's when he's going to get into the sales pitch but he doesn't and then he gets into the sales pitch that's the part that's remarkable to me just listen to this beginning like 15 seconds again and tell me you don't think that when he actually says all right let's

get to tonight's clip or last night's clips that's where the sales pitch is supposed to go okay level of deceitful rat-like creatures we're dealing with now right now right here right here that's just one little stack I mentioned here for you but I want to get into what happened last night because it's so incredibly important okay you're right I got you then the sales briefly yeah yes you are who cares there we go my I got you my point is he's zigzagged he's zigzagged in a I don't care

look right I'm so bored with this dumbass and then if you think it's a if you think he's gonna zig and then you think he's gonna say that's when he's all that's when he's all yeah I'm so bored of his that I'm just picking these tiny little moments like oh that's weird that should show you where my head's at yeah so that one was subtle for me yeah okay maybe it is for everybody I apologize if I wasted your time so this next clip Alex wants to make a metaphor about the fires of

Liberty and how if you try and put them out you might burn the rug you're trying to put it out with that that's a great metaphor it's super pained but I want to I'm gonna spoil what he ends up saying because I think it's important to to really bring this into focus he says that you know the fires are going to the globalists are gonna run to their castles and those castles will be their their prisons where they're burned in their ovens he says basically not great not great imagery

when he's basically saying that these castles that they run to are gonna be their ovens and there's a couple unfortunate pieces about this never say that about somebody usually a bad idea don't do that especially when Nazis are on the rise in America and when it's very clear that your worldview is globalist equals Jew bankers yeah and stuff like that yeah so when you're saying these globalists are running to their castles what most people especially the bigots get it in

the audience that oh he's talking about those those those international Jews yeah and so when you when you then refer to it as ovens it is very very bad yeah and that's a clear dog whistle yes so it's so clear but and if you're not if you're not paying attention though you're like oh that's just that's just his dumbass rhetoric when in reality that is definitely a signal to all of his fucking Nazi followers and I'm willing to believe that it might have been subconscious because it

sounds like he tries to cover it immediately after like it might just be something that came out of his mouth but make no mistake that is not like I don't think that like there's a hundred other ways you could phrase it if you want to say they're gonna be burned in their castles that's their fireplace or something like that there's a lot of other ways you could go about it things people are not burned in ovens except in one very specific instance and so anyway also there is one other

specific instance handsome and Gretel true so there's another one the devil in the white city that dude H. H. Holmes he burned people it not not not related he burned people in ovens that's definitely I didn't know that I couldn't make it through that book it was so boring but be that as it may even with all that put to the side this metaphor is fucking tortured it is so awful so here you go enjoy enjoy literature major

it's like a lot of times you try to put a fire out it'll catch the blanket you got on fire use a fire you try to put it out it coals roll out and it's pretty soon there's a brush fire right here all of a sudden the wind kicks up like God's not on your side and all of a sudden you're engulfed in your own attempt to put out the fires of liberty and fire goes up and will burn down these evil people in these high places these fortresses they built for themselves are actually

going to be their presence the ovens of the heavens raining down fire and we saw in the time of Ezekiel burning away the tyranny like an Ezekiel ladies and gentlemen you saw that eclipse you see how beautiful this oh no strong you see how strong the fire of liberty is strong because of the eclipse yeah also it was pretty cloudy in Chicago the

eclipse was not that impressive although I like Trump stared straight at it and no I damaged guys but I did make a good joke with my boss yeah I was like you don't really need glasses cloudy out I looked up at it I'm not blind yet is like I hear that happens like the day after I'm like well I don't I don't know what to tell you I mean my I did just get crossed boss never looks at me so I was like trying to play it off as if I cares I gotta cross out guys if you haven't seen me not

bad anyway not bad Dan this next clip is weird we're doing that metaphor no because that metaphor wasn't that weird like the fires of liberty getting out of control if you try and put them out I think I could make a better metaphor if I wanted to but the only thing that was super weird about that is how bad he is at that the metaphor and then him just out of nowhere saying ovens right that's the part that's weird right but this clip I don't I don't even know I don't

even know how to again they're going to be like three or four parts in this episode that I just don't know how to tell you I don't know what to do so I just have to play the clip John lemon and almost nobody watches you and that people understand your scum and that you set up there all day and lie about the president and lie to your viewers and tell people that I said that I'm an actor and don't believe what I say your lawyer saying oh the Republicans think Trump's looking

for a way out the things he's saying are so crazy and clapper and Brennan are out saying it we think he he wants to resign that's right he was never really running to win and president and then he was never really going to do all this stuff and oh he really worked for Hillary you said that you said that it's all a hoax you said that just like they'd march into people's offices early on when Trump was out of town and say Trump fired you leave

and then they'd call Roger Stone or others up say is this true they'd say no it's a scam Whiteley comes back to town and go talk to him then previous came in and said don't you go talk to him he was what I'm supposed to he wants me to talk to him and they're like ah they're like Mr. President the leaks are because you only should talk to one person now let us put you in here all alone and with Joe Arpaio coming on later the sheriff Arpaio the

big exclusive interview he's on our interview first because he wants to thank us for helping get word of the president it's not about even the pardon it's about the story that if you can get to him and let him know something's happening he will research it and try to do the right thing and they call that mentally ill that he's not letting a bunch of globalists play the part of collective president and then tell him what to do and have him read off a script and go play golf and

they're saying it's insane oh yeah one-sided NAFTA and GATT and TPP and all this that he's pulling out it's insane trying to bring our economy back that's why it's in the news today Wall Street banks worn downturn coming they're trying to kill the economy because they know it's associated with Trump and our make America great again it's totally naked they want you poor they want you dumb they want your kids they want you in poverty it's in the WikiLeaks clowered in heaven it's public

it's published they're horrible people and they think they're going to break you they think they got control of you ask God for help take action speak out and we are breaking them we've made more gains the last two years we made the last hundred that's the strangest like shout out at the end of a like they're clear that's a hard break they got to go to break they can't not he's got to get stuff out off his chest that we've accomplished more in the last two years than we have in

the last hundred is fucked up that is so fucked up because what's happened in the last hundred years Civil Rights Act um new deal what else oh all the stuff so going back to the fucking iPhone like I don't know what you want I don't know what you want Alex what have what have we accomplished in the past two years that what is Trump and the quote unquote Trump is Patriots accomplished stood up to the false group that Alex think is thinks is oppressing the world that's

what's going on but but he hasn't even done that no of course not all of all of the strictures of globalism as we understand what Alex is believed in our previous episodes Trump has done none of them no and if Trump really did want to do what Alex suggests what he would have done immediately is audit the Fed like if he was the person that Alex Jones thinks he is he would have audited the Fed because that's the biggest thing for these globalist Hawking wingdings is

the idea that you know the federal bank needs to be checked because all of this debt all this national debt isn't real all this stuff so if you audit it you find that all these banksters these international Jews as it were right have been screwing us over and signed us on to all this debt that's really their debt and then we should put them in prison right well the federal reserve signed its name in all caps so it's not really the federal reserve it's the idea of the

federal reserve I'm starting to actually think that Alex Jones might be a sovereign citizen I found a clip from 2015 that makes me think that he might really actually be on that tip a call it we'll get to it eventually in the investigation but a caller calls in and explains the idea of maritime Admiralty to him and Alex is like yep yeah I know all that I've had some success in court with that you what what okay said it said fucking Noah I'm confused as to what

he was he was talking about so apparently secret people or not secret people like like scammers would go to Trump's campaign office and try and fire people this is something they've talked about before and they would go and they would go to Roger Stone and he Roger Stone would be like well Roger you're not fired go talk to Trump and then Ryan's previous would come back to them so we assume that the original scammer was actually just Ryan's previous well

and he would say don't talk to Trump don't talk to Trump and then they would go talk to him and they wouldn't be fired but all the leakers which puts us two years from the campaign whenever Roger Stone was involved at all Roger is he saying that people in the White House were almost fired but then they talked to Roger Stone the man who legally can get nowhere near the White House. He can't he can't get he can get as close to the White House

as he can to CNN like but yeah Roger Stone and Ryan's previous is 10 years don't overlap at all at all so yeah there's this is just that convoluted narrative that Alex has that there are globalists inside who are trying to trick Trump loyalists into quitting by telling them that they'd been fired and then they'd go and ask Trump he's like I didn't fire you it's just nonsense if that worked which we're dealing with Trump's people so that probably would

have worked. Yeah probably we could have just walked into anybody's office and been like Trump fired you and who are you that sounds like Trump. Yeah they wouldn't even ask I'm a literature major they wouldn't even ask me like oh yeah that's the guy that fires people I'm out of here but like if that's true which it's not if that were true that is a description of one of the

most disorganized chaotic backstabby awful administrations I can possibly imagine so even if Alex Jones is depicting the reality that's terrible. Yeah we probably shouldn't allow them to have any kind of governing power. So you know what even if they are real fuck ups they're screwing up creating a terrible administration that's they are that's OK.

They are in every possible respect but that's literally not one thing they have done with any sort of competency. I can even the evil things that they want to do they've done very poorly and can't implement any of them. These are the dumbest people in the history of American government Jordan. I can tell you one thing that they've done that is not terrible that is that they have not created any babies that

don't have souls. Now listen to this next clip hold that no no not in a thousand infinities never never you can't have a thousand infinities no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you will not get control you will not win you will not tell everybody you will not deform everyone you will not have cancer rates of 90% you will not have everybody infer 90% to you to have humanoid kids oh oh five parents yeah it's a it's a person

here it's your baby oh look at six foot four and perfectly looking at an 18 ain't got a soul baby. They're like. Does four parents equal a soul imprints these clones. They just take on whatever they're programmed with in the culture and just go around on power trips it's just basically like Satan box or artificial synthetic sociopaths. As opposed to our homegrown sociopaths.

See there's one switch they want to cut off it's virtue he's now chewing on innocence innocence is the window into infinity mind of God ever seeking ever looking ever wishing. The average leftist if they could run through a kindergarten with a hatchet that's true. Want to kill your kids will be right back that's the epiphany that's a great epiphany so first of all that's you know that's how you really radicalize your audience by saying that the

main line people who oppose our political ideas want to kill your children they would run through a kindergarten with a hatchet which I want to say is maybe a stab at the juggalos and I don't appreciate that because their symbol is a guy running with a hatchet oh okay the hatchet man I don't think so I don't think he knows that he might have just read hatchet he might have just seen the movie the Patriot starring Mel Gibson I'm guessing based on his reading level he just read

Brad Newberry Award winner the hatchet so well he was fake crying so maybe he read where the Red Fern grows could be or bridge to Terabithia other children's books the other hold on hold on I know you're chomping at the bit there I'm angry but we need to unpack this very important piece the way he's speaking in that clip leads me to believe that he believes that a lot of people who disagree with him are clones it kind of feels that way he is saying this as if like he's

not talking about a hypothetical future he's talking about these synthetic sociopaths or walking around nor even a metaphorical description of these people six foot four ain't got no soul baby even said like they got five parents and they're six foot four but they don't have souls like wait but how many parents do you need to have a soul I'm guessing what do you do I'm guessing does in vitro fertilizer does the in vitro

fertilization mean you don't have a soul because if you can have five parents it's just the same shit it's just multiple genetic material coming out of I'm guessing his idea if we took his logic to its you know natural extension it would be the test to babies don't have a soul right so they're clones yeah how else would you get that synthetic synthetic sociopath yeah or it could be say Satan bots Satan bots they he believes there are ton of clones walking around well yeah who else

wouldn't would disagree with him oh the devil this type of shit the devil is real and he's doing all kinds of fucked up stuff and he's building great bots there are clones running around all over the place because they have five parents oh my god this is so this is anybody anybody taller than six foot four does not have a soul all this is just proven all it's in the wiki leaks all people are talking about is that Joe Arpaio was on the show there's so much more that's so

worse here what that's the that's like this is the type of shit where it's like every every article you see it's like how did Trump feed people feel about Trump now that he's ruining their lives and they don't even know it is like here's what they feel they don't care they think you're a clone here's what they feel they feel that anybody who disagrees with them is trying to murder them at every single point in time or we're past

we're past the point of can you talk to these people and reason with them because they think you're trying to murder them right and I would never I'll never operate in the same way I was I'm still willing to even talk to an info warrior or anything I don't I will give everyone the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise I don't like descending into that we can't talk to the other side stuff but I do believe that a large portion of the people who won't turn on

Trump despite the mounting evidence of the Russia shit being very real and the fact that he's just going to destroy the entire country through his ego greed siphoning off money to his own or just all the crimes all committed the siphoning off all of it all the kleptocracy right so but like they will never turn on it because they are indoctrinated into this cult essentially of the anti globalist stuff and and that even even if you're talking about yeah I need to make

this point because that gets back to why I'm particularly offended by Joe Rogan jumping on board with a lot of these people who are in the Alex Jones averse as it were and I understand that he wants to give a fair day in court to all sorts of people but if Peter Schiff was on our show let's say there's no way we would allow him to say the things that he says without at least pushing back pretty considerably on these these ideas these faulty economic ideas that he

has well if we had them on our show we would spend a week prepping we would have every we would have everything that he regularly talks about we would have charts we would go through all of this shit because we care and probably try not to talk about his dad I think it'd be hilarious it'd be he'd be he probably bring him up oh yeah so I mean look that the point is yeah but my my point is this even if we're going outside of our cult that we follow along with even the mainstream GOP

people even whenever they give us this this like oh Trump has reached a 64% disapprove thing the GOP will still vote 48% for any Republican right when Trump runs for a reelection it you know for over over the burning mass of what used to be the world mm-hmm I it will still be every GOP voter voting for him yeah but because they don't exist but they don't exist as a positive anything there's no Republicans are for something yeah they are a non existent party they are just they're

just filled with I hate this shit but they will use any rationale to justify their hatred but I don't think it's fair to say that and not say that it is true that most Democrats would just vote for any Democrat also and I'm not saying that that makes it okay because obviously Trump is way worse than any political alignment you make a very good point but there there is that same lockstep walking in and that's right I you can't I'm not specifically blaming Trump or the GOP and

I'm not blaming our dumbass system and I don't hate the player hit the game I'm not I'm not saying you're wrong but by making that rebuttal but I just think it's you know it's important to be fair and say there's a lot of just you know mindless the other side sucks our side is great on both sides and that's kind of the problem with especially party systems but I was the state of the world today I think I think that is not entirely what I was talking about I I was talking

more about rather than it being a party based lockstep it's more just this is their ideology no the other way I I think you're I think you're wrong no I don't think I think I think the last year has shown us that their ideology is very malleable now they fall in line with whatever fits the most important pieces of their ideology which is don't give stuff to people and lower taxes that sort of stuff but that's all I mean again that's all a a negative that's all a remove

things well they don't have any kind of they don't see it because the which is why they'll rationalize any of these dumbass but you know Obamacare is bad I they'll rationalize that away with anything just because they hate Obama right just because they want to tear down this well in that Peter Schiff interview with Joe Rogan one of the things he was talking about with the minimum wage was like minimum having a minimum wage hurts employees because hey you know what say you want

a job and you want to work for $3 an hour you can't like so many people you don't have the power to do that because you can't it's against the law so if you want to have that if you want to have that in our world what you get is $0 an hour because you can't have a job but if there was no minimum wage you could get that $3 an hour job you'd be making $3 an hour anyway it's all nonsense but but the point I was going to was trying to make with that is that his conception of taking

away the minimum wage which we know is a negative he's trying to make it a positive for everybody this is a gain for you you could get $3 an hour instead of zero but that's just again that's just a real rationalization for their hell bent destruction of the New Deal yeah like that's all they really want and despite the reams upon reams upon reams of history books explaining why these people are so fucking dumb right they can't process any of that information they'll just always

come up with some sort of alternative or some study written by somebody from the fucking Heritage Foundation that only ancillary disproves a small tiny little bit of this if it even does that at all and they'll say look we have our own specialist got ya exactly or or they'll do the classic what about like that's they don't believe in anything there's no belief system behind the GOP there's no belief system behind their version of Christianity will now all made

up bullshit to rationalize that they just don't want any of this shit around because they hate people well now I'm I'm I'm deeply concerned because there is there is an element of that I agree with but as the you know the Tea Party has come to prominence and now the Tea Party is kind of absorbed into the larger Patriot movement and they're all right right but whatever you want to call it because there's a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of moving pieces within it but they're

all sort of coming together and one of the things that draws them all together is a really anti-government stance or at least anti-federal government stance that like with the libertarian the hard libertarians the Liberty people the Patriots even the alt-right there and Peter Schiff that there is a complete belief that the federal government imposing anything on you is some sort of a crime or a violence against you and it as as that gets absorbed into the GOP and becomes

the mainstream of the conservative side you you look at a really dangerous proposition because no principles is almost better to that because that's just straight up destruction that's well yeah it's hard to how do you run how do you run a campaign where one person is like I think the federal government should do nothing right the other person like I have some ideas right what do you do how does that argument work I don't know well you say that the federal government doing nothing

is really the best thing for you that's the argument if you're trying to run a campaign on no I'm saying you're down the government no I'm saying how does that debate end up working because the person on the other side is forced to take the position of federal government is great whereas a logical position is the federal government has its problems with there's some things we need to work out and there's so much that just it would never ever ever be possible were it

not for federal government intervention yep like there's so much like they're carrying the load of this large population right urban centers exist or just the economy you're fucking technological growth all of this stuff begins with federal investment sure a lot of it begins with military investment unfortunately but that is so much of the technology that we use is entirely because the federal government funded its research sure or even the arts right even go that way oh

absolutely technology the arts culture pretty much everything well the the the civil war is not going to be drawn on states or or you know north south anymore it's cities versus rural people and imagine like if we I will never take up arms against L.A. Montaig God damn it no if we switch to even you know like city states if we go back to you know fucking classical times yeah it's it all of this stuff so much would just be destroyed and lost yeah without some sort of unifying federal government

Chicago is like it would be decimated so many places would be decimated and the very people who are calling for anti government who are who are the most anti government are the ones who are going to die first maybe that's what they have they have it's a death cult it's a death cult I don't know now you sound like are wishing for their own death you sound like any one of the GOP would run through your daycare with a hatchet with a hatchet so I don't stand by that and you're

not claiming claiming that everybody's atheists so in this next clip this is fun because sorry about that rant I don't I don't even know what like I'm just I'm just so fucking done I'm just so fucking done with these do you remember where this rant started babies with no soul so this next clip with five parents Alex Jones gets mad at people for bragging about being violent which is hilarious very hypocritical and pretty fun but he starts getting into it and starts making jokes and

you can't that's not that's not good you can't tell from the audio but Steve Puchenek is on Skype and you can see him laughing and so this leads into the inter interduction of Steve Puchenek and what he says when he gets on the mic for the first time I strongly disagree with keep that in mind I strongly disagree okay James Clapper I'm fitness for office wonder if he's looking for a layout again the same lies and then McConnell deserting him and saying we're gonna turn McConnell tried to

stop him in the primaries it's the same dirt bags trying to hoodwink you this is a test of you forget who trumpets this is a test on their controlling the narrative like Carl Rove trying to show off to some you know reporters just like Richard Pearl saddled up to a bunch of hot reports and said you know I kill people I'm a big killer I kill a lot of people like weighs 400 pounds huge black circles was like a raccoon and women are like gross hey hey dude women don't want to hear about

any people you ordered killed yourself when he came early walk but at the same meeting Carl Rove tries to show off and goes I control history and all of you media are nothing I tell you what to say whether it's true or not you put it out then I'll change history again it's like Winston being tortured by O'Brien 1984 and he's pulling his teeth out he goes listen once you're totally mentally ill you won't believe in gravity if I tell you we're going to get you the point where I show

you four figures you see whatever the hell I want it you don't see four figures you see 527 a you see purple's your ass bro when I'm done you're you have no mind because my religion is destroying your mind and pissing on everyone because I'm in the priest of power and that's all this is for Don Lemon and the rest of them and and and Carl Rove in an airport I walk over he goes you're not a team player you could be on Fox if you just start being a team player and

I'm like dude I mean I don't want to get into stuff he's just so stupid I'm sitting there like I want to be on Fox when they've already offered me shows like 15 times I don't want to get into numbers or any other he's just so stupid I mean I was like talking to a retarded midget he even looks like he's got extra chromosomes and I'm not being mean and he literally is bragging to a woman is powerful and controls reality fake laugh it's even creepier than usual that is the virtue and I love

Down syndrome kids and give my the special what he has but he has that strength though he does have that idiot strength I'm sorry okay I'm gonna skip this break so we have more time when I start laughing this hard it's really a bad situation yeah hey doctor you've been down about the happy understand thing but it's okay it's okay go ahead

you are brilliant to pay for this show honestly I don't think anybody really understands how incredibly brilliant you are when you're riffing it's like a jazz incredible insights oh consciousness but it's you're right Cal rovers a midget

how is this how is this okay but how is this okay for anything anywhere anybody well because this is how Steve Puchenek maintains his space in the order in the batting lineup just mindless sick offense yeah and that's how he's able to trick Alex into believing all these counter coup narratives and stuff like that whenever Alex goes off on whatever the fuck that was that's just a Puchenek's responses just slapping his knee and being like Alex you're a genius and then almost immediately

transitioning into the point he wants to make which I actually kind of agree with some of the points he's making we don't need to listen to a ton of him but he's basically talking about how the war in Afghanistan we can't keep weird we cannot do we can't continue it sending more troops is a really terrible idea that's clearly no it's worked before it's clearly the work it worked in 2014 it worked in 2012 it worked in 2011 it worked in 2009 I don't worked in 2004 it worked in 2006 it worked into

I don't agree with Steve Puchenek about a lot because he's a little bit nuts but I do I do agree with him in this sense and that makes listening to him kind of boring this is that that that it's just it's just so gross very gross disgusting yeah and it's even worse that he he tries and pull it off by saying and I love Down syndrome kids I love them what is that what are you that's that's just it's just fucking disgusting well he insults Carl Rove by calling him retarded then says I love Down

syndrome kids I give to the Special Olympics as people are great and then says but Carl Rove does have idiot strength it's like what this is a whirlwind here he just has no base but anyway it's it's just we can't we can't get bogged down it's it's just him being stupid it's a fundamental inability to treat people as people it's almost like he's a synthetic psychopath he is or or he's he could just be a genuine psychopath so this next clip starts with it could be a Satan but this next

clip starts with what is a pretty inspiring tone and then gets to something I can't believe is true so that this will be another whirlwind roller coaster you never know when you're doing little things how big it is an example of that is David Knight came in here and he goes look I'm only getting hundreds of thousands of viewers online on millions and and and we're only got like you know 15 stations signing up in the next month I go dude most people take 20 years to get on 15

stations you're doing great and I said I used to be on access television 95 96 and a few thousand viewers I had no idea when I was Mike judge and he said this on tape I'm not bragging about me he made one of the top 10 TV shows ever but they had 11 seasons or whatever King of the Hill one of the few shows with a few decent values and and kind of the Hank Hill character and they got the Dale Gribble because he didn't know I was right or wrong so he kind of created the Hank Hill character

off his dad and his grandpa and me but then the bad sides he wasn't sure if we were right was Dale Gribble the conspiracy terrorist whoa oh man Alex Jones is Hank Hill but also Dale Gribble yeah and Hank Hill is his dad is grandpa and crazy weirdo who's on the TV yeah yeah exactly I don't know if there's one thing I know about Hank Hill reminds me a lot of Alex every time I think about Hank Hill I'm like there's a lot of Alex Jones there there's a lot of Alex just I I I don't

think Alex quite got the point of King of the Hill probably not I don't think he quite understood where the humor came from he also I don't think he doesn't have a sense of humor so of course he just sees that and goes oh look it's my values being reflected right as opposed to oh look my values don't actually make any fucking sense right right he doesn't get to biting satire but also there is literally no way that Mike judge Mike judge was a fan no that is true like the two of

our friends Hank Hank Hill based on that part's not true no that's definitely true but the other thing is I like where he's coming from at the beginning there let's call Larry Nichols and see if it's true let's do it so I like where he's coming from at the beginning when he's saying that you never know who you're reaching like today we got that email from Sonya in Sweden that's really crazy you know we have gotten a lot of emails and messages from people who I have no fucking

idea how they found the show and it's really cool it's really neat to know that people are listening and so that kind of a message from Alex I can dig it well I found out that I'm the basis for Bob Belcher from Bob's burgers well you everybody knows that guy's dad yeah so the other thing is we should say that David Knight has finally launched his own show and they broadcast in the mornings David Knight has got his own show real news with David Knight I have not watched it because of

course I'm not going to watch that it's got to be boring as shit real news real news with David Knight with David Knight here's the news get just for men it's terrible here's the news that's terrible your beard is weird it's terrible your stash is trash that's it no we're not making fun of him based on his appearance it's just how boring he is I saw a picture of him from early like like around 2008 or so holy shit he was svelte he has gotten I'm not insulting him he looks fine

because he looks like a do you also love Down syndrome kids no he looks like a con he looks like a con vivo grandpa now like a benign grandpa whatever yeah but but back then major he probably he probably was like a good 40 pounds lighter like his face was slim if you have to name your show real news real news doesn't that imply that it's not real news like if you're if you're reinforcing the idea that it's real news maybe it's more like no for real no no no it's real news it's real news

don't go don't go it's real it's real news the first episode was about how Lou Ann from King of the Hill was based on Mike Judge's sister and David so I'm going to skip this next clip because it's just Alex Jones lying about turning down millions of dollars of funding because this next clip that we are going to play is much more important in in this Steve Pachanik is on hold he's he's there in Skype on studio and Alex Jones gets a call from a gentleman who I can only describe

as anti-Semitic and let's see what happens is his name anti-Semitic Jim might as well be Scott in Connecticut Scott in Connecticut listening 1120 a.m. WBCM wants to talk about Afghanistan Scott thanks for holding thanks for joining us good afternoon Mr. Jones it's an honor to speak to a legend like you know how to talk to you come on well this is what I want to say we need to get out of Afghanistan the Middle East there's no point of us being there the only one to benefit sir is Israel and

the Zionist we're there because we're joined to the hip with Israel of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee or APEC wheels tremendous power congressmen and senators can't to get elected to office in this country if they're against Israel they're branded as an anti-Semite a Jew hater they just wheel too much power and talking about APEC all of the garbage that's going on between for Trump is coming from George Soros who was an international Jewish bank or

communist and fifth columnist who's behind the Occupy Wall Street movement in the Black Lives Matter where do you know that all humor and Adam Schiff and Bernie Sanders Diane Feinstein want to make America a Jewish Communist nation let's be honest America absolutely positively has a Zionist occupied government to Zog the Jews the media Hollywood and American foreign policy the proof let me ask you this question because I think in your statement is the answer

you've got Soros trying to overthrow Israel and Netanyahu in the documents in the WikiLeaks and then you're saying that Soros is controlling America when he was a Nazi collaborator isn't it that you've got all sorts of different Jews in the world with different political views and then let some of these leftist Jews because they're just leftist that is collectivist models I mean I mean I mean I understand Israel lobby come on and I don't like any foreign lobby

manipulating us and I've been against it so I get called anti-Israel while I'm called you know a minion of Israel but let's get Pachennik's take on that because I mean I know yeah that Pachennik's family actually did die under Hitler's occupation you know you're I guess half Jewish or whatever you know let's see if I can cube it because the U.S. wouldn't take you or whatever you know earlier I guess with FDR but later would you know you've written a book about it your

mother's experiences I mean what is what is your real view on this is the guy that did the camp David Accord successfully well with Jimmy Carter I mean you're a famous guy when it comes to Middle Eastern peace what's really happening. He's not wrong. Oh no thanks for that thanks for that Pachennik. Thanks for chiming in with your dumbass bullshit. We apparently do have a Zog.

We got a Zionist occupied government. Also in that clip I think I figured out what Mike Judge took from Alex Jones to make Hank Hill and that's the way of pronouncing it what what yeah what yeah I love the idea that a pack wants to keep us in Afghanistan like hey yeah yeah make sure you destabilize the Middle East so we'll be safe right and the other great the other thing about that is Alex has attempted to save with the you know there's all kinds of

different Jews with different views which is a nice way to put it that is a nice he's like it's the leftist Jews who are doing this and it's because they're leftist not because they're Jews it takes different Jews it takes different Jews to rule the world a pack isn't a leftist organization at all do you mean one of the most hard rights organizations in the fucking country isn't leftist so his whole argument and fucking bullshit his whole argument doesn't take into

account what the guy was as the anti semi was saying and I say that with all love and respect but that guy is is holding to he I mean he's a pes dispenser yeah absolutely so he would rather blame Jews for oh I know a group of people who would rather blame Jews for their problems Dan Dan can you think of another group of people who hate the Jews anti globalists okay we got one uh-huh let's see I think I think there's a big one there's a big one the Nazis the Nazis

okay the Nazis is speaking of someone who probably is totally cool with the Nazis at least the neo Nazis Joe Arpaio's time has come God I fucking uh Dan we're gonna keep it to a minimum this this clip is Joe Arpaio really breaking it down what he feels about what's been done to him I don't have I don't have strong enough words I don't have strong enough words well then just be quiet and we'll get through it I only have like four clips of him or so and mostly they're just

him saying stupid shit so we can get through it just don't yell just keep it in this first clip is really it's kind of funny when you look at the big picture unfortunately it's not funny because he's responsible for many deaths and many non investigations of horrible crimes because victims were immigrants we're in this together they're coming after everybody and it's it's really a great brotherhood or kinship actually be persecuted by these globalist scum you ask why is

the media after Trump because they know he's for real these are globalist they're trying to sell the country out Sheriff I know you know Mark Golden talk to you he had him on so I have a good lawyer for a change so I'm fighting this out and I'm never gonna surrender and I'll tell you I'm gonna try to get the real story out about the abuse that was done and they can do it to me think of that they can do it to anybody and that's dangerous for our country so the idea that if they can

do this to me they can do it to anybody I'm very comfortable with because what you did is atrocious I'm I'm uncomfortable that that's currently not true what do you mean I'm very uncomfortable with the fact that if you are a serial killer apparently you can't do anything to that fucking guy well no no no I'm what I'm like let's take that out of the equation because at press time Trump has not pardoned him and there's some questions about whether he even has the authority to do

that I don't think he does but be that as it may the idea that he's portraying this as a witch hunt against him is funny but if you just take this sentence if they can do this to me they can do it to anybody and I am what I'm saying is that if they can do what they did which is pursue legal action and take things to court I find guilty contempt of course if you are that person who has a clear history of racial profiling abusively in a police department I'm fine with that happening

to anybody who does that you know I'm saying yeah I'm fine with it happening to everybody who doesn't yeah that doesn't that your your argument that if they can do this to me they can do it to you like I'm fine that I'm not doing that I'm not I'm like I'm not committing a race-based offenses so suck it Joe yeah if they can if they can convict me of a crime I committed huh who what's next they're good they're convicting other people of crimes they committed yeah come on

you don't want to live in that America you don't want to live in America where people who commit crimes are a fucking investigated and arrested for it and it's quite a thing we don't live in that fucking America Dan and it's quite frankly total bullshit that what he's being charged with is that contempt of court nonsense because he deserves to be hit with so much more absolutely but be that as it may he thinks that there's something more going on a consistently

refuses to tell Alex what he's talking about because he hasn't been pardoned yet and he's worried about getting in more trouble about talking about the case publicly before he's in the clear so he keeps saying like oh there's more he has a better lawyer than Alex did yeah it's like there's more here but I can't talk about it now I'm not going to get into it he just says that throughout the entire thing and I love Trump those are the two things that he keeps hitting on but he

accidentally does let slip what he thinks is actually going on in this next clip should I go after him Sheriff do it I mean believe me Trump's fighting tell us what you think about Soros that Nazi collaborator well he's he went after me for illegal immigration and he said the tents have to go but there's another thing I'm not going to talk about now I feel he really went after me and I'm not going to get into birth certificates right now but this is a bigger subject matter

you did just get into it like he's saying I there's another reason why Soros hates me I'm not going to get into it but it's a birth certificate yeah it's my bullshit about Obama and how his birth certificate is allegedly fake which it's not Jesus yeah are we still on that are we still on the birth certificate Joe is Jesus yeah what a dumb fucking asshole serial killing piece of shit well and that's the go to a federal penitentiary until he dies yeah but that's the thing that like

everyone I'm not seeing enough recognition of this people talking about like you know what what's the connection between Trump and Arpaio they were the president and vice president of the Obama's birth certificate is fake club yeah they were huge allies in that and even Alex's whole bullshit about like Trump didn't know that Arpaio was being you know taken to court and convicted I don't believe that for a fucking second I do the two of them are allies to to imagine that

Trump has allies to imagine that Trump gives a fuck about his allies if he does have them seems insane to me the only reason Trump no no no no no I disagree I think normal allies yes but this was a we are racists together yeah allies and I think that bond is different and it was definitely an illegal immigrant or a we hate anybody we hate Mexicans we hate everybody kind of anybody not white well I mean like I think bigotry bonds are the coward hateful person's version of like being

in a foxhole with someone because the two of them they conceive of like the world around them being an attack on whites all the time and needing to protect whiteness right so to them there is kind of a war that they're in and their comrades in that and I don't I don't think that necessarily I mean I I think the Trump would definitely pardon him if he can yeah oh I agree and and I think that a big part of that is because the two of them had that birther war together I

disagree I think it's just one of those it's it's another one of those things that he can he can see that his dumbass base likes like that idea got floated out and you could see Fox News and and infowars and all of those people start going yeah this is a good thing this is a good man this is definitely a serial killer that we like it's possible like and so it's it's just one of those things where because they they have the same feedback loop wherein Trump says something Fox News

says how it's a great idea so Trump keeps talking about it or Fox News says this is a great idea so Trump is like well the people who love me are gonna love this idea and so he talks about it and so on and so forth they just bounce shitty ideas off of each other in order to distract people from the fact that they're burning the world yeah they're burning the world yeah you may be right anyway but we'll never know for sure until it's too late so let's move on this next clip is a is

a call to action for our international listeners you'll know why as this clip goes on oh boy he's a he's great overseas I think you know the more than any second area we have that a president like this and forever they just love that they just everybody hates him they just love him overseas if you are an international listener of knowledge fight please send us an email at knowledge fight gmail dot com let us know do they love Trump overseas is that the sense

you get I would like to know I would like to know cuz I am not overseas I would like to know from the perspective of our listeners all over Europe and other places that are probably listening that haven't contacted me yet I'd love to hear from you let me know and if the answer is yes please feel free to say that that won't throw me off at all I'm willing to integrate that information if your perception is that some people do like Trump oh I was gonna say if I if our listeners

like Trump that would throw me off quite a bit oh sure but if that would throw me off two and it's but if if Sonya from Sweden says you know hey a lot of people in Sweden do love Donald Trump so and we is getting a lot of play on this episode I look I like her name I like Sonya it's a litter of two with Sweden exactly to we need Sonya from sweet we need to come up with other examples but this next clip really fellow our friend our friends out blinker sure in Glasgow

and yeah we have some other people in London and what have you Paul Joseph Watson listens from what I understand oh does no this next clip is actually a foreign policy one this next clip is really fucked up I just cannot I've never felt such loyalty as I feel towards Trump I just feel it's it's very empowering actually it's a bad yeah I feel sorry for him but you know what he's tough and I said this when the when I first introduced him two years ago in Phoenix it was kind of an empty

platform a stage if you know what I mean he was running against 17 people but you know what I said he's gonna be the next president and I'm gonna say something right now my gut tells me he'll go down as one of the greatest presidents we had ever had in this country mark my words and it's all over that's what is reputation stay there let's do a few more minutes I know you gotta go share of our bio legendary fight against Ernie we're gonna come back and talk about that more of that

because you got cut off by the music I want to talk about I agree I think if he delivers he'll be as great as George Washington they'll be a new they'll be a Trump monument folks as better than Washington this is it this is real I look forward to tearing down that monument one day but that's all bullshit that's all such bullshit that's crazy and Joe or Pio consider your words marked I will mark that down do you know it's crazy what he I mean he genuinely does have a

chance and it's very simple if Trump solves climate change he will go down in history is one of the best presidents in history well there's a whole and you know why because there will still be a history well there's a whole we won't have one if we don't actually solve climate change there's a whole list of things that he theoretically could do right like he could solve the problem in the Middle East he could solve climate change he could do that he could bring peace to the world

he could take us off planet he could bring us life extension technology the holographic med beds right right all of these things could be done but they can't be done for some of them for other reasons just logistical reasons but other ones are because he's not going to do them right he's not going to solve climate change he's not going to bring peace to the Middle East because those things are not in his agenda they're not even things he's acting like he's going to do and they're not even

things that you can do not really yeah so look no I this is so fucking pathetic on Alex's part because all he does is talk about like just jacks off about the founders and all this stuff about being a huge history buff and if he if he does know anything about history he can't possibly believe that Trump is going to be the Herald it is one of the greatest presidents of all time how could you will be like what can you hang your hat on when you say that with the only reason is

because he thinks he's going to defeat the globalists that's it but even if he defeats the globalist which again Alex has no end game for that defeating the globalist doesn't it defeating the globalist by itself doesn't set up an infrastructure no but it does break everyone's brainwashing and then we will know that climate change isn't real and we should actually be putting more CO2 out because the the atmosphere is carbon dioxide deprived and then we'll all

realize that it's all just a big tax scam carbon taxes and what have you and we won't have a bunch of pop belly pedophiles running around trying to take our kids but so can you but that's that's what he's talking about he's talking about the idea that Trump is going to take down this imagined group of globalists these 6000 people as he Alex has said on the show before who are taking down the world and trying to depopulate it and take away our sperms and what have you but I mean even

if you agree with what Trump is doing you have to admit that he's spectacularly bad at doing that like even if you even if you think what Trump is doing is what should be done rope adobe he's not doing it rope adobe he's just bad at everything rope adobe I don't know how well you know fifth dimensional chest you know and honesty rope adobe maybe what defeats us rope adobe like for real the fact that we're he's just doing so much so poorly all the time it's hard to maintain

any kind of resistance to it sure like you're you're so desensitized to his latest crime yeah that it's like well we haven't done anything about it till now how do we do something about it later until what well I think what happens I think that you know it is easy to get distracted by whatever crazy shit he does every week or so crime it seems like it's almost on a schedule yeah but everyone I think at least most people who I don't know I think a lot of people are just hoping that

this investigation is progressing and that it's gonna work out I think we're gonna have to I think we're gonna have to do what they did in Seoul just mob just hundreds of thousands of people yeah just don't man yeah maybe I mean what what killed you know what killed Martin Luther King Martin Luther King jr. was he was gonna march a million people on Washington holy shit they could not allow that to happen that's what we have to do it needs to be a million people

it needs to be all of the people and I just don't know we've had million man marches before didn't seem to work yeah but was it I mean I'm talking about camping yeah like it's really what it is we have to go there and it has to be a better occupy wall street right yeah and then but even then you know where where the world we're living in now of course the National Guard would be called in totally I mean it would be a blood bath wouldn't almost need to have the National Guard just

these militias and the you know alt-right agitators could do a lot of trouble I don't know man we'll see we'll see what happens anyway this we're gonna skip this next clip because I don't want any I don't want to listen to Joe Arpaio anymore I think we just is there like we need we need a flashpoint we need some sort of leader like we do need a Martin Luther King jr. we need somebody who can we need a Fred Hampton be it we just don't it's Jordan now it's definitely not me I don't

think I don't think people are gonna rally millions behind a guy who's a soft no on white genocide I don't think I don't think I'm the guy to do it I mean at least it's a no yeah so there I like I said I'm gonna skip this next clip because it's just Arpaio saying that he and Trump are 95% in sync and if that's the case then Trump does not care about human rights now so that's a that's a real bad thing to be saying on the air you just Justin Timberlake is 95% of in sync dude I was going

to make an in sync joke I had it in my back lock and loaded I didn't really have an idea in mind but I was gonna bring up their song digital get down they had a song I've never listened to any in sync they had a song named digital get only no strings attached album okay and it was called digital get down and it was all about having cyber sex it came out in like 2002 or something it's real embarrassing looking back I like it I like it digital digital get down I'm glad that

it made me I'm glad they were reflecting my experience in 2002 I think it had like had to do with like Skype sex too because it was like baby baby I can see you a baby baby baby baby baby you could see me there's a lot of babies in there that sounds like a lot of they didn't have songwriters so that means there was I did no I'm sorry I meant I meant they weren't so right yeah so that means that there's some guy who's who's just like six babies yeah yeah thank God we

have we have the dream now instead of these fucks well there was also like it was this weird period of time where people were talking about like essentially masturbatory acts and songs a lot because there was that other song about phone sex that I did it again no it was I can't remember who was it was an R&B guy who was singing a song about sex on the line or something like that that's fun they so there was like in the same year or so there was digital get down and

that phone sex song I'm like what is going on what what is happening why is this the zeitgeist I guess to be fair let me be clear digital get down was not a single I did have the album so it might not have been in the zeitgeist it might need it might not even have been on the album you may just have you may just have made this entire like you're just trying to justify your own cyber sex and you're just like see there's an in sync song it's popular oh man everybody's

doing it oh boy let me I gotta confirm now I spent really freaking out I spent some time in the AOL chat rooms back in the day oh no oh yeah here we go in sync digital get down don't play the song I'm not going to I have to play it through the phone you're safe for now good for now for now that if that's our new if that's our new intro I'm gonna kill you digital digital if that's our new intro my soft no becomes a hard yes on my genocide so I said skipping this clip we're

gonna move on now to post Joe Arpaio you're lucky my internet is going slow is trying to pull up the lyrics so Joe Arpaio is gone our new button is knowledge fight the podcast where Dan tries to make Jordan kill himself or just digital get down that's kind of what this podcast is no it's not different no it's not different context stop it isn't cyber stop it now it is a get down we're having a down no it's digital no it's coming through your ears digitally you

did finally get the lyrics up did you know I didn't so I told you earlier that we had to remember psychic goblins or these goblins literal literal goblins literal goblins I showed my cards a little too bit too much it turns out there also is a psychic so literal psychic goblins yes so we're well past Lord of the Rings territory very now we're getting into I don't I don't maybe warcraft this is a Mike down clip because you need to get all the nuance of it there are literal psychic

goblins yes and then it gets into Alex Jones maybe almost was a globalist and we need to hear all of it because it we need we're gonna need to parse this okay because it's real fucked up this clip is fucked up but the ultimate pardons when you die because we are all bad and what you want is the big pardon and man I used to doubt that but now I've lived a long time feels like a thousand years actually and I have seen it's evil when you hear the same thing out of somebody's

mouth the same weird stuff nobody else ever said in one city and you hear it another and the person literally growls at you and you're like this is Linda Blair this is real that's this isn't made up this isn't somebody mentally ill this isn't already acting this is a damn demon and the moment that happens to you and somebody says something to you about something happened a month before that nobody knows and you're looking at somebody looks like a goblin and is talking

and smiling and saying we're gonna get you and they just said something nobody knows you're like what the hell's going on here and the leftist all know this but they're falling they know this is all real and that's where all there's no God there's nothing it's all science oh oh yeah I'll just go away unless after kids by the way how are you know cuz they only get let off the leash when they're brainwashing a kid dummy a kid down ruling their innocence

that's kind of the low level then it's corrupt your child have sex with your child abuse your child kill your child and they only I've talked to top psychiatrist that treated Dahmer all of them I forget she's a famous lady she's on history show channel heard her on coast to coast to him once we gotta she's been on the show what's her name she's the doctor to psychopaths and I said you know I saw it in the movie of the remake of the Manchurian candidate with Denzel

Washington where he's not even alive until they give him the code words and everything's blazing white he's alive and he feels great when he's carrying out the operations and I said I've talked to people and I've and I and I've experienced it when I was a little bit younger and almost went that direction I should be honest with folks that it's like everything's white hot everything slow motion and all there is is a just evil and I never was fully turned over to

it but just little glimpses of like you could have this and it's and that's what they are psychopaths are like zombies that have nothing or totally depressed and tortured and unhappy it's not like they don't have feelings that's all lie inside of their world they are tortured and only when they've got a kid in a basement torture them and they're begging for mommy to they even feel good then they feel really good it's a drug but other than that they don't feel

bad so see these writers and reporters and people they don't even feel good till they're doing bad and those are the deep secrets right there sounds really hardcore but it's basically criminology and it's the truth that's why so many good men go to war but then gets seduced by the dark side we'll be back we'll be back why what what's why so many good men go to war and get seduced by the dark side I was hoping what why I was hoping you would understand was it was it

just all of that I guess was it just was it okay all right so we I relied on you're looking for the big pardon in this guy that's going to heaven right that's the reprieve then there then you see people who know things in different cities so you know that it's true no they know the same thing and they say the same that's right in different cities which might be hey fuck you Alex I hope that means that there I don't think that that's weird to hear in multiple cities that means

they're possessed though right they're Linda Blair right okay then we got then we got there the goblins are telling you things months before anybody knows and no no they're from the information is from like a month ago and nobody knows it like you stole a cookie or something like that okay I don't know already is that what you're talking about a minor example but yes I hear him say they know it before anybody else okay no it's something from the past no one knows okay

all righty and they look like goblins and they're saying we're going to get you yeah this is schizophrenia no that's normal right that's absolutely all right now these are all leftists right of course and again I'm sorry the thing cut out there when he's talking about the leftists yeah there was a skip all he said there was that the leftists are falling they all know this if they all know this stuff if we all know right that we are literal psychic goblins and clones

and clones with five different parents right and we are all six four yeah okay mm-hmm why are we doing this again because we're falling I don't know are we like do so what so that's no no that's still not why good men go to war and get seduced by the dark side so then the globalists want you to abuse your children right well that's the only time that the leftists the goblins are really let off their leash yes is when they get to torture children yes that's what cut out a tiny bit

was the introduction to that idea the sort of transition between the psychic goblins and the leftists only feel comfortable when they're abusing right and then Denzel taught him about psychopaths right in the Manchurian candidate that this is what I chose the remake yeah all right this is what I want to talk a little bit more about is that idea that Alex almost went down this path that's the thing that confused me because I don't think it was Denzel's choice

to be a Manchurian candidate I think it was being done to him I mean don't bring don't bring that don't bring reality into this well am I am I we're fighting literal goblins am I correct I oh yeah you're absolutely correct I haven't I haven't seen the remake but I assume it's the it's the same plot yeah he's being mind controlled right in order to do in order to commit all these crimes Alex Jones must believe that at some point he was subject to mind control on that

level possibly no I think he has to believe that and he could have gone along with it but broke free because he saw all the things that it could have gotten to him so what he's really saying is that all the good men who go to war and then get seduced by the dark side are like him when he was a child when he almost got seduced by the dark and what it could get him right but now that we know this we know that everybody who is good that goes into the military is hypnotized right

and they they get and they are all Manchurian candidate they get seduced by and as he describes it a bright light painful bright light yep hypnotists this is insane this is schizophrenic hallucinations basically being described it sure sounds like it this is not it doesn't seem like it's a any any other explanation and we're getting back to that end of the March 30th episode kind of drunk here yeah like yeah absolutely his tone is changing there is like a there's

also this over sharing as usual right but I mean like this stuff he shouldn't be saying stuff like this on the air this is this is really easy to see through like yeah but those are the deep secrets you're not using sounds a little hardcore but those are the deep you're not using metaphorical language you really think this yeah this is something you believe there are psychic goblins that are coming up to you and threatening you right that is something that I think is relevant to his

listeners I think they should understand that this is a crazy person that they're listening to and hey if you want to listen to a crazy person for entertainment God bless you I've watched a lot of stevo videos in my day that's fine not to stand up other ones thank you thank you so much I get the entertainment value of someone who has a little bit wrong with them that's most of stand up to be fair but read if you're going to be listening to a guy who believes

that there are psychic goblins who are running around and attacking him or threatening him and that a lot of people who disagree with him are clones with five parents that are you know they got no soul baby they got no soul I would suggest don't take political advice from that guy also don't take economic advice from that guy also don't buy his off brand herbs and pills oh did you see that the the scientists went after goop great and it's the same shit

great no of course we know that of course we knew that yes of course but beyond that I really need to impress upon people this guy is not a political pundit he may never have been but boy he is not now he is a drunk and probably a mentally ill fucking lunatic and I would not use those words about someone else who's struggling but because he's such a dick it has people like Alexander Dugan and Joe Arpaio on his show yeah I'm pretty fine calling him a fucking lunatic

dickweed so I don't know yeah generally as as a mentally ill person I usually try and take the side you know there's a lot of stuff that people have to deal with the people who don't have mental illness don't have to do that I hope Alex Jones gets hit by a truck twice it would definitely cure the schizophrenia it would definitely cure the schizophrenia I wonder I wonder about that I wonder about the brain damage that may or may not be there what was the last time he went

to a doctor doctor group what was the last time he went to a real doctor Dr. Jerome Corsi what was the last time he went to a medical professional Rappaport when was the last time somebody who obtained a medical degree from a teaching university saw Alex Jones like on the street I looked him in the eye Alex Jones sitting on that little paper on the table yeah I would I actually I want to see you I want to see the physical results I would actually like to kind of bait

Alex into suing us that'd be fun because if he did in discovery I think we could demand that he have a psych evaluation that's probable well I mean I guess in his divorce or the custody battle they had a psych evaluation the lady said that he has like a narcissistic personality disorder no unless it was entirely about the show because if it's entirely about the show then we can use clips right because it was in the divorce they couldn't use the show well no I'm I'm not I'm

not talking about that I'm trying to find ways that we could trick him into going to see a doctor because even though I hate him and even though I think he's done a lot of damage to the world I think if he got treatment he might be happier yeah what if we what if I think if he got on one of the meds instead of his pills yeah what if the staff just slipped him anti psychotics every morning I I wonder if he would be as focused on these imaginary globalists if he was getting

treatment like if he was actually on the medication he clearly needs he wouldn't be seeing literal goblins everywhere he probably would still have terrible reading comprehension skills right so there's a decent chance he would still read like eco science and think that John P. Holdren was saying that they're trying to taint the water supply yeah but he probably wouldn't see demons all over the place probably good or bad thing

well I mean we would never show so that he is too he's too far in yeah if he stopped seeing literal goblins he would still have to try and well that's what I'm saying ramp it up back yeah get him on those meds ten years ago and maybe he could have stayed just being a crazy anti government yeah it could have become Joe Rogan sure now he's not funny enough that's definitely and he's not curious that's definitely Joe Rogan for all his faults

I think one of the main reasons he's having these people on is a sincere curiosity about this group that everyone hates and the unfortunate thing is his curiosity is leading him to validate them as opposed to understand why everyone hates them instead of doing that he could read the shit that they wrote that would be helpful if you did some research but be that as it may we have two more clips okay and these two clips are fucking end of the night sad fucked up drunk

just like running out of gas Alex this is four ways to learn Alex to a T here this first one is a first one is a sales pitch that is really sad I'm almost ashamed to come before you and say fund us but if you only turn loose the power you have financially my job would be a lot easier and I'm not complaining you've already done so much we sell the best to supplements they're just things that everybody's deficient in most folks will purine on your body can absorb x2 I said

to sell it in yesterday I've got it right after this broadcast ends and who's taking over Owen Shroyer so I left that in even though it's you know irrelevant to our interest because Owen Shroyer will come back up in the last clip in one of the saddest fucking sentences I've ever heard Alex say that was that's rough that was brutal and if people think that I was disheartening well one of the things to is whenever I talk about Alex Jones being drunk some of the qualifications

that I give are this sort of shit that that that tone right there a lot of the other behaviors that we pointed out and then also he was drinking out of a suspicious cup during the show gotcha yeah generally he'll have a coffee mug or something like that he had a white paper cup oh that's the that's the cup well I mean I don't know it doesn't really prove anything but it is well be a red Dixie it is a little bit weird I don't know anyway this last clip is a fucking

bummer and it's the end of his three hours he's about to hand the baton off to Owen Shroyer actually don't think it's Owen Shroyer I think Paul Joseph Watson he thinks it's Owen Shroyer who's gonna do it's it's PJ dubs gotcha but this is profoundly sad it is a bummer I I still hate him I don't give him any leeway he gets no quarter as it were but one of the sentences he says in relation to Owen Shroyer like I said is you'll see I didn't get to a handful of these clips that

everybody that's right he's gonna play the 77 words sorry I got it I no no problem I for I just forgot that he was gonna play the entire 77 minutes and he didn't play didn't play no didn't play any of them yeah he didn't get to a handful of them a handful of the 75 minutes he didn't get he did cover a couple of minutes now I didn't get to a grip of these clips so we're starting from the top here cuz you gotta you gotta fucking hear this I didn't get to a handful of these clips that

everybody did a great job but I'm telling Owen Shroyer don't be like me come on play the 15 clips we've got comment on them talk about him get them all in cuz I want to take more calls and I want to I want to play the clips I have them get all these great clips are so important and then I don't get to him so that's all coming up the next hour info wars dot com has a lot of the posted news wars dot com but just briefly here info or store dot com we are doing pretty good but my

gut tells me I've got to sue some people cuz they're cutting us off and I put up with it go for it just go I'm doing okay right now then I'm giving it to him so I gotta fight him start soon please I'm looking for a fight but you know what you're gonna punch me upside the head I'm gonna get you but I'm not gonna just throw a punch and do nothing I want to get a full uppercut when your mouth's open and break your teeth off and if you another measure I'll punch you right in the throat

and if that doesn't do it I'll stomp you on the head politically and all that happen we've been we've been we've we're baiting the hell out of them but they're coming back at us and the knives they shove into me actually feel good I'll be honest I just want to make sure my heart keeps pumping all the way until I've squeezed the life out of their little chicken neck that I can roll over and die please we're gonna beat these people and as long as you financially support us as long

as you realize that they're trying to block us or articles or videos constantly and that the act of you getting those out is victory over this trash and we're not just doing it in vain that is so wonderful we've won the marketplace of ideas and that's why the globalist are coming after us is because we didn't take the deal we didn't get our knees the devil could unzip his pants and

do what he does that's what the devil does what's the devil do and the devil didn't just want to destroy everybody I wouldn't fight so hard but there's no giving in this old violence that there's no quarter and it's not like you just give in the devil kills you and it goes away he gets you forever so you don't want to be in that old farmhouse down that basement with the devil pulling your teeth out

forever I suggest you do everything you can to beat these folks and if not for yourself for the children and that's code for the children and that's code for give me your money yeah that's so sad yourself that's that's such like he thinks he's he thinks he's John Wayne in a cowboy move don't don't be like me right I'm just I'm just fighting the good fight you gotta you got to be a better man than me on try well there's no try you got to be a better man there's that but then but

then oh and you got to be a better man I think that there's actually a different thought going on in his head yeah I think he wants to look like that but what he's actually saying if you look at what he says immediately after he's telling oh and shroyer don't be bad at your job get to the point at oh and shroyer don't play the clips take the calls do your job well I've been I've been on the air for three hours and I've mostly just drunkenly rambled about the devil I said I was

going to play a bunch of Trump clips I said I was going to take calls I just really talked to that one anti-semite I don't know what was going on you look don't be like me be better at your job but I think there's even a further subtext of it because what he does immediately after is go into a sad fucking sales pitch that also involves we're doing pretty good I'm gonna have to sue some people so what he's also saying is don't be like me I have to run around trying to get all

this money to fight the globalists be a news man oh and shroyer don't be like me having to hawk water filters from Big Berkey to make the bills come together don't do that be the fight fight to the news fight I can't do it I don't have the skills spoiler alert neither zone shroyer but definitely not what he's I think what he's saying is he's really internalizing the fact that he is just a fucking salesman that all he does is get up and ramble about the devil and

make shit up and scream about the globalists wanting to take your children to scare you just enough to keep you around so he can fucking sell you shit and I think you stomp on your neck politically I think he realizes that I think he realizes that his role is not a trusted respected news person because he doesn't fucking talk about any news past a headline so he knows I think it hurts him and in this fucking end of the show noon drunk like I think he's just getting to like

oh and don't do it this way don't do it this way even in the middle of fucking talking about how they're winning he's still just like at what cost look at it look at all my money look at all of it oh and you'll never have any of it but look at it you don't want it be all the money in the world doesn't make you a respected journalist the truth is I have five dads I have no soul baby ain't got no soul baby what a fucking idiot I feel really bad for him but I also at the same

time I don't care so I don't I don't give a shit usually usually I can find some corner some kind of sympathy in these whenever we because there's always that whiplash whenever we do some of these where it's like I hope you get I hope you die I hope you die right now and then he does something and it's like you're just a sad broken shell of a man well then I remember that he's he's fucking calling Carl Roeva a Down syndrome midget yeah as though he said midget retard yeah which two

words that shouldn't be used no and they are are in our offensive a singularly and horrific back to back yeah and covering for his biggest political ally who goes around and calls everyone Negroes yeah and shit like that yeah and he defended Joe God damn our pile stop hey you're right sorry but stop sorry it's late I understand so anyway and he defended God damn Joe our pile there you go then there you go then don't be like me I won't don't shout don't don't get

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