Knowledge Fight - #773: February 2, 2023
Episode Date: February 3, 2023Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how Alex is doing now that he's back in the studio. In this installment, Alex and his employees recruit for a Nazi-adjacent militia, Dan harmonizes with an oldie-...but-a-goodie, and Jordan does a rare spit-take.
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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple
dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Celine and talk a little bit about Alex
Jones. Oh, indeed we are, Dan. Jordan. Dan, Jordan.
I have a quick question for you. Sure. What is your bright spot today? My bright spot man
is learning new things, learning new things. Yeah. So, um, after our last episode, I some
shit has come to light. Uh, I've realized some stuff. I think that every cat owner understands
this. Yeah. Um, that you'll often be asleep and you'll wake up and your cat is sitting
there staring. They've got it. Yeah. And that's happened to me a million times. Of course.
But after we had the last episode, uh, I was laying in bed, I was taking a nap and I woke
up and Celine, uh, was staring at me and I never would have noticed this before, but
she had a jar of honey mustard next to her. I never would have noticed it. She was waiting
to eat me anyway. What's your bright spot? Yeah, I mean, it's beautiful. It's beautiful.
Uh, uh, my bright spot is I also appreciate that she wasn't a hack and she didn't go with
barbecue sauce. Well, I mean, frankly, the first thing I thought was you're going to
eat him without grape or pond. You're a grape or pond man. Yeah. Yeah. Probably more of
a deli mustard. You want to get a good saturated taste in there. Yeah. Yeah. She doesn't like
the bitter and tart. No, and I understand. I understand. Uh, she doesn't know that you
don't eat meat on the bone. So again, I ask you, my bright spot is, uh, uh, my wife and
I watched the show, uh, conk on earth, uh, which is a British, uh, mockumentary type
show. It's, uh, it's a comedian. Uh, she is. Yeah. Well, she's playing the, the role of
your, your, uh, what's his documentarian. David Attenborough. Yes. She's playing the
role of your Attenborough and she does what I think is the comedy version of close up
magic, which is that comedy interview where you get a hopelessly earnest, brilliant, uh,
intellectual, uh, uh, some, some sort of like professor who spent their entire life studying
something and cares so much about it. And then you act like a real fool to them. Sort
of like an Ali G situation. Totally. Yeah. It's 100%. Like, let me ask you the dumbest
questions that you have to both consider, hate me for, and then try and answer cause
you're on TV. You know, like that's close up magic to me. Sure. Sure. I could see that.
Yeah. And it's on air, on earth, on earth. And it is, it is very much like that, uh, a
little bit of Monty Python kind of style of here's the way that you say this about the
earth. And we'll say it in a dumber way. And then do a silly walk. Exactly. 100% a silly
one. Oh, totally. Yes. All British humor. Look, I'm sorry to our, well, you're saying
all it's all based on silly walking. That's all. I've watched everything. Yeah. I've
watched, uh, faulty towers. Yeah. I've watched the black adder. Yep. I've watched all of
Rowan Atkinson's work. Oh, I mean, delightful, delightful in totality. Mostly funny walk.
Some of his stand up does not hold up. Mr. B.
If we start going back through the list of stand up that holds up, I think we're gonna
Mr. B. It's canceled. Oh, man. I loved when Mr. Bean came out in that all leather red
suit and did. Uh, what was Mr. Bean's Raw? I think that's what it was. Yeah. We'd
learned a lesson that day. And that is you don't take in beans raw. It's not good.
Legumes. No, not a good idea. Anyways, what's your bright spot?
So Jordan, today we have an episode to go over. Uh huh. We're gonna be talking about
February 2nd, 2023, which is today as we're recording this. That's right. 2223. Yeah.
We're recording a little bit late. So please mind the neighbors. I will do my best. But
yeah, we're recording this late because we wanted to get this turned around because we
wanted to get a response from Alex to the new major report, a five part series in the
SPLC. Yes. About Alex's text messages. Right. Um, and unfortunately or fortunately, Alex
doesn't even mention them, but we're going to listen to a show anyway. Oh my God. I mean,
of all the things I almost, I knew that was going to happen, but it's my favorite results.
Yeah. It's a strange thing. He also was going to do a six o'clock broadcast or a show in
the evening, which just impossible to turn around. We just can't. So it's possible because
he was going to take a lot of calls on that. So maybe someone would have brought it up
and so we'll check back in on Monday on that. But, uh, as for now, it's just a weird show.
Yeah. We're going to get down to business on that here in a moment. But before we do,
let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wonks. That's a great idea. Thank
you. Next. Unbelievably, this podcast helps my anxiety. So thank you very much, Dan and
Jordan. Thank you so much. You're now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much.
Thank you. Next. Thank you so much. You're now a policy walk. Thank you so much. You're
now a policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thank you so much. You're now a policy walk. Next,
the big guy reiberts little buddy, Noah. Thank you so much. You're now a policy
wank. I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much. Thank you. next. Ceno bite supplement salesmen.
Thank you so much. You are now a policy wank. I'm a policy wank. Thank you very much.
And in your MRNA, melting your jeans. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wank. I'm
a policy Wank. Thank you very much. And we had a technical grade at the mixed Jordans.
Oh, Trans rights or human rights. Thank you so much. You are now a technocrat. I'm a policy
wank. I have risen above my enemies. I might quit tomorrow, actually. I'm just gonna take
a little break. You know, a little break for me. And then we're going to come back. And
I'm going to start the show over. But I'm the devil. I gotta be taken out of here. Fuck
you. Fuck you. I got plenty of words for you. But at the end of the day, fuck you in your
new world order and fuck the horse you rode in on and all your shit. Maybe today should
be my last broadcast. Maybe I'll just be gone a month, maybe five years. Maybe I'll walk
out of here tomorrow and you never see me again. That's really what I want to do. I
never want to come back here again. I apologize to the crew and the listeners yesterday that
I was legitimately having breakdowns on air. I'll be better tomorrow. He's not nor shall
he ever be. I doubt it. So I think one of the big takeaways that people had from these
texts that came out because we got to talk about this a little bit. Naturally, is the
idea that he asked for a sucky. I think that that would not be. I mean, it's kind of gross.
I think a lot of people took that as gross, but it would not really matter except for
the breakies and stackies. Like it seems like just something he does. It is. Do you know
what's strange about it? It's an infantilizing of language. I mean, it is borderline Australian.
I don't know if you've heard Australian people short in words, but it's always a shorter
version of it. If you have a knife, it's a knifey. Like that's just the way it works
in Australia. We have a lot of Australian listeners. I don't think they would know.
No, they will confirm. I mispronounced quacka. They will all confirm that Australians add
E to the end of a lot of words for fun. Yeah. All right. This is the thing. Sound off New
South Wales. I mean, I sound off. It's a weird fact. I know that's a knifey. This is a yeah.
So I have written some prepared thoughts about this. Yes, because you're prepared statement.
Yeah. So something that's an element of my current life that I could never have predicted
a mere five years ago is that I'm frequently in a position where I know a lot more than
I can reveal. I feel privileged that I've achieved some kind of a place in this world.
And I always go out of my way to respect privacy and non-disclosure. For example, I flew to
Austin to sit in on the Alex and Daria depositions in early December, 2021. And no one other
than a few private friends knew that happened until late January, 2022, when we covered
it on the depositions on the podcast, once they were released. Private friends and then
me too. Sure. Business associates. For two months, we gave no indication that I'd taken
a trip across the country and was in the same room as Alex himself. At that time, I knew
that Daria had said that spreading conspiracies that Sandy Hook victims were still alive might
be a generous act and could provide the parents with some hope. I knew that you can't imagine
how hard it was for me not to talk about that. You didn't even tell that to me in private
and that would have made us giggle for eternal. And it's so relevant to stuff. It seems like
I got to talk about this so much. And you know, still you didn't, I say all this as an
intro to explaining that I've known this SPLC article was going to come out. I wrestled with
how I was going to address this when it did come out. And I feel like the only way to navigate
this is to be as transparent as I can be and give some sincere opinions. I've also reviewed
all the texts and I have a lot of thoughts about them, which we can start to get into
now a little bit. When I first reviewed them, which I did as a part of my role as the consulting
expert in the Heslin Lewis case, it really hurt. I approached the prospect of this level
of access to inside information to be a goldmine and I reveled at what I might learn about
this con man that I've studied for years. And I would be lying if I said that there
wasn't some level of giddiness in me as I look, Oh my God, as I read through them, so
much of it is pretty personal stuff. And it really fucking bummed me out. For one, it
validated a portrait of Alex that's pretty obvious if you listen to his show critically
at all. And it was a little deflating to realize that he's basically as much of a mope as he
seems to be. But even beyond that, there's some real pathos and complicated feelings
that come up when you peek into the inner workings of a monster's life. And that's
the work for biographers, which I'm not at this point, not yet. After reviewing the texts,
it became difficult for me to do my normal work for a bit. I've always tried to make
an exercise of practicing abstract empathy for Alex in as much as it's important to recognize
his personhood. I would add radical abstract. I'll give you that one. I tried to respect
and understand that he is a person as opposed to like some supervillain mastermind. Seeing
the personhood laid bare in a context where Alex felt a reasonable expectation of privacy
was a little bit complicated. Yeah, the feelings of I'm not going to get into specifics or
details share nor could I really at this point, even from memory. But when I was reviewing
the text, these are some of the emotions that I had. Yeah, that said, there are some pretty
newsworthy things in this tranche of texts, just probably not the things that the public
expects are going to be in there. There's a certain hype surrounding the specter of
Alex's mysterious revealed texts. Like people think the Death Star blueprint is going to
be in there and they're going to be disappointed if they think that he was behind January 6th
the whole time. Sorry, this is smoking guns all over the place. We do. However, there
are things that I'm excited to be able to talk about because they do directly intersect
with our work. As a courtesy to everyone involved, I'm not going to talk about any of those things
until the SPLC does or until their series is over because I do think that they're going
to get to them in later installments. So full disclosure, I was initially involved in that
project as a third party along with Michael and Megan. Yes, I was approached onto the
understanding that the project would not be about Alex's personal life and would focus
on some of the more important, though admittedly less attention grabbing aspects of information
in the texts. Over the course of my time working on the project, it didn't feel like
this was the direction that things were going and I decided to quit. There are many aspects
of this that I'm not going to discuss and will remain private, but I ultimately didn't
feel like this was something I cannot disclose in good conscience. Of course, this is a gigantic
story about Alex Jones, the person who I've studied and commented on for the past six
years. So ignoring it doesn't feel like an option and covering it while not revealing
my involvement also feels like it would be lying to the audience, even if only by omission.
On a fundamental level, my disagreement with the piece was that as it was planned, which
is reflected in the form it's been released in, is the rumination on Alex's private life
in ways that I don't feel are productive or even at times are self-defeating. I'd like
to go through a couple of these dynamics in detail to explain my decision. One of the
topics that's covered in great detail in the article is the subject of Alex's marriage
and the rockiness that the texts imply. No matter what you do, you will never get an
accurate picture of someone's personal relationship with someone they're in an intimate relationship
with from an incomplete series of text messages, and it's my feeling that you shouldn't try.
I'm not saying that the stuff in there should just be ignored because there's clear indications
that Alex seems to be engaging in really destructive behavior like what appears to be stocking,
and that's a serious matter. I just don't know if it's a matter of primary importance
to a piece about him. It might be more relevant to law enforcement, quite frankly, than the
reading audience.
There's another issue that's dipping into this territory introduces, and that's a
matter of completeness. I can say that the picture that's painted in the article is
fair in as much as it reflects the texts, but it also doesn't include a ton of other
context from texts. There's a selectiveness to what's being covered, which is always
going to be an angle for possible criticism by someone like Alex when you're addressing
his personal life. Case in point, the SPLC article, it says that Alex's wife mentions
that they should get divorced six times in the text, which is true, but the texts also
include Alex saying that multiple times himself. When you introduce the notion that she wanted
to divorce at times, it becomes an omission to not also mention that he did. They have
a chaotic, rocky relationship. That much is true, for sure, based on the picture you get,
but they also send each other sweet messages and have clearly inside jokes that none of
us could possibly understand. It was my personal opinion that it's possible to understand
and recognize that Alex is most likely a very abusive asshole, and also think that it's
really shitty to publish messages where the only news value is to demonstrate that a married
couple are probably cheating on each other and have fights.
The second matter is the alcoholism. This is an interesting question because it straddles
the line between things that are already pretty public and things that are really sad
and private. Alex is already very obviously a person who struggles with drinking. He said
is much on air, he's been on air very drunk way more than once, he's claimed that he
was drunk on air when he defamed Sandy Hook families, and that video surveillance of him
drinking at the office was leaked a few months back. I think that this is a case where it
does seem relevant that Alex is having people fetch him vodka during the time when he's
on air often before noon, but here's the twist. I checked the shows from the days in
the texts where he's requesting booze, he seems totally normal. Those aren't days where
he was clearly drunk or having huge outbursts on air, and I thought that was pretty weird.
I thought like for sure, here's where we find a drunk episode. He's probably drunk,
but he was just maintaining or whatever. It seems weird that you wouldn't also have that,
like if you had a text on a day, you'd think that the day was important, so you might add
the cross-reference, you know, whatever. But nothing happened on the show. He's drunk,
but he's drunk in the way, like maybe someone who just needs a fix. Context might work.
I feel like the conversation about his arrest for driving impaired and the way that alcohol
intersects with what he puts out into the world is totally fine, and some of the texts
really do help illustrate that. The problem is that this problem with alcohol extends
into his personal life, so if you're covering his personal life, it's pretty difficult to
disaggregate that from the conversation. I don't know how to do this, and I don't necessarily
think the argument called does a terrible job, but at times, it's hard not to feel
like you're wallowing in Alex's misery, and I don't know if that's necessary. It
made me feel uncomfortable. The last thing I want to touch on is the pornography section,
which was the reason I left the project. It was an impasse that we couldn't get around,
and I felt that I couldn't be involved. Alex sending his wife porn links while being
a public opponent of porn is pretty hypocritical, but there's also nothing wrong with sending
your spouse links to Porno that they're clearly fine with receiving. The problem is
the on-show message, and the illustration that the messenger doesn't live up to the
prescription his message is sending doesn't help make that point. The fomenting conspiracies
about pornography and demonizing sex workers is the problem. Sending porn privately is
not. By connecting these two things and making a critique that appears to hinge on that hypocrisy,
it does seem to imply that if Alex didn't send his wife porn, he'd be in good standing
to make the arguments that he does, and I don't buy into that. I can understand critiques
that this is newsworthy, and I disagree, but we can agree to disagree on this. On the other
hand, the rest of that section is unacceptable for me. The final paragraph is a clear attempt
to imply that Alex is bisexual or has bisexual leanings. For anyone who hasn't read the
article, I will just read you that paragraph.
Quote, The Texts Hate Watch Reviewed further reinforced the likelihood that the InfoWars
host demonstrates different views on sexuality in his personal life than he professes on
his notoriously bigoted show. In addition to viewing pornographic material involving
group sex, his wife sending Jones a picture of a black man's erection in the texts, there
are no women in the photo. Jones and his wife also exchanged messages expressing favorable
views about bisexuality. On February 1st, 2020, Erica Wolf-Jones texts her husband,
you be bi. It was and is my opinion that the source material doesn't justify this coverage.
Viewing group sex-related porno doesn't implicate your sexuality at all, and the texts referenced
by him and his wife could easily be inside jokes. Sending a picture of a dick doesn't
mean anything, and they fight so much that discerning the context is impossible. And
his wife does say you be bi, but who knows what that means, and it comes in response
to Alex telling her you be ho. The language and the you be construction makes me strongly
suspect that this is an inside joke between married people. Further context from the text
supports this. As another point, his wife says I'm a bisexual elf followed by an emoji
that looks like a superhero with a mask. She's clearly not saying this sincerely since she's
responding to Alex texting an article from Daily Wire about Mark Ronson identifying as
sapiosexual. They're making fun of Mark Ronson's identity, and I wouldn't be too surprised if
the you be bi has something similar to it, but from the material that exists you can't possibly
know the context of any of this. It's my belief that this kind of coverage is not just sloppy,
it's also dangerous. At best, you could say that the article is trying to plant a seed that
while Alex is anti LGBTQ on air, he's bisexual off air. This again runs into the problem that
I mentioned earlier, where being bisexual is completely fine and his on air positions aren't
made any better or worse based on his attractions. I don't know what Alex's sexuality is or what
he's into, and to be perfectly honest, I don't care. That's his business, and I don't think I
understand it any better from having reviewed the texts. I have a very strongly held belief that
this doesn't need to be in the article nor any piece that's meant to be critical of Alex. If
you're producing something that is critical of Alex, the best case scenario that you could be
hoping for is to inform people about him and that new awareness diminishes their respect for him.
If you're going to get anyone who likes Alex to have second thoughts about him based on this,
you're not actually helping. You're getting them to direct their homophobia at Alex in addition
to everyone else. You're also not informing non-infowars supporting people because this argument
is based on such flimsy evidence that it doesn't support its own weight. You're liable to get
people jumping to the assumption that Alex is secretly gay or bi, and you run the risk of
feeding into the trope that homophobes are just secretly angry about themselves being gay. In
the process, you weaken the actual criticism of Alex's rhetoric, which doesn't need to touch
on his personal life to demolish and to have a strong critique of. People can have differing
feelings about my perspective on that, but we do need to stress that the basis for this paragraph's
inclusion in the article is not solid. And I understand that the article didn't actually
claim that Alex was bi, but I think everyone here is an adult and we recognize the clear
implication. And people on Twitter certainly did. And in the comment section of articles about this,
you can get the sense. Here's just a couple you can find very easily on Mediaite's article about
this. The Frogs Turned Me Bi, Alex Jones. Alex Jones being into black guys wasn't on my 2023
bingo card and a ton of variations of that same joke. When's Jones gonna elope with Santos?
People got the message. This problem was never going to be manageable because the second
installment of this article includes Jacob Engels, who's a proud boy who is an associate of Roger
Stones, and he's unnecessarily identified as a gay man three times in the article, presumably to
justify this paragraph. Quote, Engels addressed revelations about Alex Jones's personal life
that appeared in part one of this series saying, quote, I don't think there's anything wrong with
being a red-blooded American male. That's what Alex is. About how he navigates the far right as a
gay man, Engels said, quote, I try to live my life very quietly when it comes to my sexuality.
I try to keep that to myself and not hoist that upon others. They were able to reach Engels and
get comment from him and presumably one of the questions they asked him was about Alex's sexuality,
which is a strong indication about the interest and the direction of that coverage. Again,
this question is being posed to Engels. It's predicated on some porn links, a picture of a
dick and almost certainly a joke between Alex and his wife. So I wanted to, I know maybe that was
too much, but I wanted to, Dan, you know, my favorite you is righteously angry. Remember the
Greenwald episode? Yeah, I like a good speech. I don't want to, you know, shit too much on things,
but I know that there are just questions. You know, there is this exists. This was released.
Obviously, there's a bunch of people who've tweeted at me, sent me messages, people saying,
I hope they consulted Dan on this. There's going to be that question asked. And so I feel like it
would be lying for me to say no. I didn't, I wasn't involved at all. Right. And so I say, yes,
why aren't you on the article? So that introduces that new question. And so I quit. That is the
answer to that. Why did you quit? Right. And I wanted to be as transparent as possible without,
you know, impugning people at the SPLC or being like, Oh, this is all fucking bullshit. Absolutely.
But like that is, that is an impasse for me. That was something that we did not see eye to eye on.
I still definitely don't think was appropriate. Yeah. I was not really involved in the second
article. Maybe a tiny bit. I wasn't, I wasn't around when drafts of that were being right. So
my involvement sort of ended with, and I do have the utmost faith that they are going to cover more
relevant things and more substantial things that aren't just his personal life in later
installments. But I wrestled and struggled with, do I take my name off the first one and then try
to stay involved in the other ones? Right. What message does that send? Right. Can I still be
involved and sort of extricate myself? And I felt like I couldn't. I felt like I couldn't get around
that. Yeah. And I also felt like it would be something that would the audience maybe quite
rightly would have concerns about me being someone who has been fairly against covering
Alex's personal life in the past. We do our best to avoid unnecessarily bringing up stuff that is
kind of like, eh, that's not, not. Yeah. It's, I felt like the audience might feel betrayed by
that. And I think that would be fair of them to feel. Yeah. And so I don't know. This is tough.
No, no, no. I understand. I mean, I, I, I realize, I think that people would be interested in my
feelings about it. I will, I will say this. All right. If, if Michael would like to know
further thoughts, that'd be great. We can talk. Otherwise, I think all I have to say and the
only important thing to me, like when I go through all of the different thoughts that I've had about
hoping your joke was going to be, uh, I asked my wife for a sucky or something like really
take the tension out of the air. No, but I mean, if you want to talk about that, if you've ever
texted your wife, like I want to have sex and then you're judging for that, then go fuck yourself.
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but whatever. I'm not going to get it. I'm not
going to get into this. I'm certain I've said some embarrassing things. I'm not going to, I'm not
going to get into it because, because for all the things that I could say, the meaningful thing
that occurred was you left the project. Right. So after that, I really don't feel like one, we
have any involvement or any responsibility to respond. Yeah. Not really. I mean, I think the
response was you left. And I think that says everything you need to know. Well, and the stuff
that like, I think is definitely more relevant to our show and we'll have more conversation on
the show. We'll be in the later articles that they have. Um, and so who cares? We'll discuss
those things as it relates, uh, then, but for now, there's not a whole lot, uh, related to his
personal life that I feel is relevant. Yep. And I think a lot of the stuff in the second article
is stuff we already have covered. I don't know if the texts necessarily bring much to light on that.
Yeah. And quite frankly, a big portion of the second, uh, article is, uh, pieces of a transcript
of, uh, that Gavin McGinnis show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The one we covered extensively. Yeah, we,
yeah, we already, we already got that one. Um, good work. So great job. Anyway, um, yeah, I kind
of thought Alex would respond to this because he's petty. Yeah. But, and it's the SPLC, right? Come
on. It's the SPLC. So they released the first part after he would have been off air on, um,
would that be Wednesday? So there wasn't any time for him to respond. There wasn't a special
report up on band.video. So I don't know if he yelled into the woods. I did not get a recording
of that. Um, I don't know. Um, but yeah. So I thought that the second, uh, Thursday show would
be the first opportunity we really have. Right. Right. Right. And boy, it's disappointing, but
it's, it's still a show. It's appointing for other reasons because it's not a terrible episode
for us to talk about. Interesting. Just there isn't any of this in it. What, what in us circumstance
to arise? So here is an out of context drop from today's show. A lot of leftists like Sean Penn
and others are calling for nuclear war like it's funny. Don't you love how suddenly the biggest
leftist anti-war, anti-ghost military people now want a nuclear war? They're, they're idiots.
Yeah. Spicoli. God bless you. Thanks for calling. Spicoli. Hey, what are you going to do?
Classic Spicoli wanting a nuclear war. Love it. That's, that's why you can't be,
that's why you just can't move. You can't transition from acting to whatever you can't,
you're just, because you're Spicoli. Spicoli. Spicoli. Come on. So, um, the first hour of the
show is fairly boring, anti-trans, uh, naturally agitation and what have you. So we're going to
jump in in the second hour. Right. And I was pretty shocked by this in the second hour. There's a
Greg Reese report and I often ignore these because his voice is droning and his work is subpar,
but this is like legit shocking. Many Americans refuse to recognize the endless crimes against
humanity being committed by our own government. And so by default, they blindly support it.
Even when the American government is caught funding bio weapons labs around the Russian border,
many Americans turn a blind eye. And so now the majority of the world stands with Russia
and see America as the main threat against humanity. A new video produced by Russia's
Wagner private military is now recruiting Americans to join them in their fight against
the United States, pointing out how the United States has become a force of evil and is no
longer what our forefathers intended it to be. You were a hero to your country, giving your best
years in the army. You dreamed of defeating evil. You dreamed of doing much to make America great
Holy shit. Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. Did Greg Reese just make it a Russian army recruitment video
for American people? Well, it's even worse than that because the Wagner group, Wagner group,
they are not the Russian military. They're a private army. They're just a Nazi army.
Yeah. The Wagner group, the literal Wagner, Wagner, Wagner group. Yeah, it's kind of strange for
someone in Alex's position or Info Wars staff's position where they've spent so much time screaming
about the Azov battalion to now be playing a recruitment ad in a pretty complimentary and
agreeing light for the Wagner group. That's strange. That is truly a new twist on Starship
Troopers. You know, you know those recruitment videos where it's like the bugs are killing us
all. What if you were in fucking Buenos Aires listening to somebody be like, dude, you got
to join those bugs. Did you see that brain bug? That brain bug is revealing that we're not the
humans we used to be. We're just shitty brain bugs. Let me play you this bug. I know it's a bug
ad. Sorry, neighbors. See, this is great that we've gotten to the point where you can neighbors
yourself. I can neighbors myself. I've finally grown six years later. Yeah, I thought this was,
I mean, obviously they're always, you know, pretty supportive of Russia and Putin, but like sure,
sure, sure. This is another level. I also, it needs to be said, I couldn't find a direct
confirmation that this ad actually was made by the Wagner group. Right. But there are people,
experts have said like, this seems like something they would make. Yeah, but we know there wasn't
authentication as of the time that I was looking into it. What's fascinating about that is that
even if it was fake, the moment Greg Reese included it in a real ad to join the military,
it is now a real ad to join the military. Well, yeah, that's the power regardless of the authenticity
of the video itself prior Reese's message is the same is the same. And that's real. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah. So anyway, he plays the ad. That's a long way to go from support Putin for being a male
chauvinist. You should probably die in a country you've never been to before fighting side by
side with a Nazi adjacent militia. Yeah, join the Nazis. So anyway, here they play the whole
report. And here's the end of it. And Alex has taken you begin to realize that this is the side
of revolt. This is not the America that founding fathers dreamed of. It has become the focus of
the evil that is destroying the whole world. And today is Russia.
Well, now that I've heard the song, I do kind of want to join the Nazis.
Morocco.
This is also a car commercial. They realize that, right?
Wait.
If Americans were as righteous as we think we are, then we would not stand for such a corrupt
government wreaking havoc on the rest of the world in our name. Instead, most of us are content
fighting each other and turning a blind eye reporting for info wars. This is Greg Reese.
Well, that's a powerful report. We're going to be getting to that when we come back, ladies and
gentlemen. I'm not sure he ever does really get back to it, but I don't know what's powerful
about that. It's really even bizarre if you try to track the thought. Greg Reese, I guess,
if he wants to make a video about how our government is complicit in a lot of really
horrible things, fair enough. And maybe there is some ways that you can withdraw support. There
are people who are conscientious objectors to war whenever there's a draft. There are people who
are principal tax protesters who make a point of refusing to pay taxes because it goes to funding
the war machines and what have you. There are people like that. And he could express some of
that sentiment. Sure. It doesn't make sense to include the Wagner group video. That seems like
a far bridge. I mean, what's odd about it is I kind of think that that would
if you transcribed it, it wouldn't be too much different from a pamphlet for the Bolshevik
Revolution. It's legitimately like, hey, come on now. Let's go help Russia solve its problems.
Wow. I don't think that there is much hope of recruitment, direct recruitment, although I
would have probably said that about the Taliban too. And they seem to have gotten some folks.
But I think that there's just a demotivating desire in this.
I mean, it's fucked up. It's a weird choice on Greg's part. It's a weird choice on Alex's part.
Right. I can see. God damn it. Why do people call me a Russian agent?
Many of the people who formed the foreign battalion in Ukraine, like the French foreign
legion, if you will, back in the day, although not a fan of them. I get that because they feel
like they are fighting for a cause worth dying for. What I don't get is the idea that you would go
join the Nazis because Greg Reese told you it was a good idea. Well, and he doesn't even bring up
their connections. Right. Right. That one, if you do that, that's you're going to do whatever you
want, no matter what. That has nothing to do with Greg Reese. Ultimately, I feel. Yeah. So Alex
has obviously a little bit more trans attacking panic and LGBTQ anti sentiment just in general.
Well, in some ways, maybe he is responding to the. No, he's mad about a video from a North Carolina
school where a non binary teacher was speaking to preschool students with a puppet that was a
non binary puppet. Sure. And the kids seem to understand the concept. Right. And this is
infuriating to Alex. Oh, of course. So this even a child can understand this thing that blows my
brain up. Well, no, because they only understand it because they've been brainwashed. There we go.
As opposed to I can't understand it because I've been brainwashed. So that'll come up later,
but it does inform some of Alex's basically he's still on the purple penguin shit.
Sounds right. And you can't say you're a mother or father. You can't say you're a boy or girl.
You can't on literature in Canada and in the UK and many other countries say mother or father
on the first grade entrance form. You don't have rights to say you're a man or woman,
but everything else has a right. Computers have rights. Robots have rights. Clones have rights.
Replicants have rights, but you don't have rights. Remember, it's all controlled by the
globalist by the state. Your phone calls are a few minutes away. I want to write to you after
going right to calls. Strong disagree of all the things that replicants have rights is not one
of them. Now clones. I don't know if we have clones here. We have replicants, but obviously
have you never done the test? Oh, shit. I've never done the Harrison Ford test with you. Let's do it.
I forgot the test.
That means you're a replicant. I know. Harrison Ford was a replicant. So yeah. Yeah. Purple
penguin shit. Sure. But then also just we're going to get to calls. Yeah. That's laying the
land table. Right. So we're not going to get to calls. I need other people to hate trans people,
too. Right. And I would like them to throw out some bullshit that I can respond to. Let me riff
a little bit. But we're not going to get to calls because Alex gets preoccupied with how
like we've got to support small businesses. Okay. And well, because big businesses
are controlled by the globalist. True. I like big box stores. I like fancy hotels.
You know, I like flying first class on an airplane. But at the end of the day,
all of those big corporate things are predatory and are controlled by the globalist and are there
to target humanity. And so I am really now when I travel or go places, I try to go to the small
place, the little place, the privately owned place. I try to go always, you know, to small
restaurants. I never, never go to big chains anymore unless I'm in an airport and have to
because they're owned by globalists, ladies and gentlemen. And I'll have friends in town,
they go, Hey, I'm staying at the four seasons, come down, let's have dinner. And I go, I'm not
going to eat at the four seasons. And they say, why? I go, it's owned by Bill Gates. Man, how do
you know that? Well, it is owned by Bill Gates. And that's, that's just it. Yeah, man. Good for you.
I mean, I'm tempted to say however you get there. Sure. You know, like I feel the same way. I don't
stay at fancy hotels when I travel. I don't eat at big restaurants, whatever I travel.
I can't afford it. That's not, I mean, it wasn't a fancy hotel, but we stated a chain when we were
in Austin. Well, the last time I know you were in a hotel. That's, I mean, I said that is a
super fancy, but it wasn't corporate. That was not, it was corporate. True. True. Yeah. I mean,
I agree though, like in terms of like, okay, well, you're sporting small business. Good for
you, but you're probably going to support the Wagner group of small businesses. That's kind of,
you know what, that's like angry about your support of small businesses. Like, you know,
hey, like, uh, if you're ordering food and the place you're ordering from has their own website
and you can order from there and you order from there, they get like 40% more out of your order
than if you ordered through Grubhub. So do that if you can, right? That makes perfect sense. I'm
with you. Not because Grubhub are the globalists working with the devil counterpoint. Yeah. Grubhub
are the globalists and they're working for the devil. Well, you convinced me.
So, uh, it really isn't about small business versus big business, the globalists being
in charge. Alex wants to return to the earth. That was a spit take.
You got me. You got me. No return to the earth. No, you got me. You spit on me.
Yes, you did. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I mean, it was only a little bit, but it was that was a
legit spit take. Um, he wants to get back to the soil. He wants to, uh, he's, he's going to get
back into, uh, agriculture. Like his dad is going to also guess what my dad's doing. No, it's not.
He's got like a hundred cattle out there just for the tax exemption. He's going back into
cattle production, back into a bunch of other production. He's planting, uh, a Christmas tree
farm. They're putting in a bunch of stuff and my dad knows it's the thing to do and we're going
back into agriculture, balls of the walls. And because I'm not just going to sit here and run my
mouth about how you need to do it and I'm not doing it. I am doing it. And so it's what you're
meant to do. We need to do it. Pronto. All right. I'm going to shut up now, Jones. I'm going to go
to your calls, but they're cutting off our damn energy. They're cutting off our food. The answer
is buy local food, support local farmers and the Amish and the Mennonites are the light that
carry us out of this. Okay. I don't think the Amish or Mennonite want anything to do with you.
I mean, I will say there's a certain sense of irony for a racist propagandist to suddenly
become a sharecropper. That's interesting at least. There's a, there's a certain difference.
I mean, look, you're only, you only have yourself to blame for not going to calls.
You don't need to be so mad. I know that there is a perception. We talked about this, I think, on
the last episode or recently. There's a perception about Amish and Mennonite that
who really don't think Alex understands now. And also not all Mennonites live in rural areas.
I think my parents are Mennonites. They lived in Austin and they now live in Kansas City. They
live in the city. I think he's trying. I think what he's doing is he's mistaking the popular,
like, okay, Amish is a synonym for Luddite, you know, where it's like somebody who dis,
who issues technology and is a separatist. Yes, exactly. It lives in a like self governed
enclave. That's what he wants. What he's really describing are sovereign citizens. He wants
compounds. That's what he wants. And to him, Amish and Mennonite is the code for that, basically.
But he wants the soil. So everyone's got to get out of the city. Out of the cities, naturally.
It's going to get very, very mad, very, very quickly, ladies and gentlemen. Get out of the
cities. Get out of the cities. For those of us that will rearguard for everybody else, I'll still
be in these cesspits of crime and homelessness and corruption and drugs. I am going to enjoy
Benny Hanna. There's no place to raise a child. You'll be, you can be living in a shack. And if you
got to work in town at the gas station to have a garden and learn how to do it and have a couple
cows and get into it and be poor, and you'll be richer than the richest person living in some
high rise hell pit with 5G flooding your body. Or at a hibachi. I'm waiting. All right, we're
going to Chris and Kentucky. Everybody else, Chris and Kentucky. Thanks for holding your own here.
Yeah. Now you guys need to go live in a shack and maybe oh, oh, what a great con gas station
economy is going to thrive in the circumstance. They're going to need to create a ton of those
jobs for people to be able to live in their shack. Now I, Alex Jones, am going to stay in the city
and be a fucking millionaire. And really, really enjoy my private jet. Oh, maybe I'll gas up at
your local gas station with my private jet. I do love a good, I do love a good get out of the
cities. I'm going to stay. Yeah. Cause they're fucking great. Honestly. Yes. They're way better.
There's a lot to enjoy. And I was just a rank materialist. There's an Ethiopian restaurant
that I'm not going to get at my rural gas station. I don't think that's what Alex is concerned with.
But some of the other amenities, certainly, I think he's a fan of, you know, I have that drive
to get out of the city myself, too, but it's not for conspiracy reasons. It's kind of like the
woods and like nature. Yeah. That's a little different. That's just, I don't know. Yeah.
And I'm a city boy. I like to, I like to listen. I grew up in a small rural town. I've been to
that rural gas station. I've worked at a Casey's, my man. Sure. See, this is why we work. Never going
back. This is why this works. Never going back. City and country. Meanwhile, you know, Columbia,
Missouri isn't the smallest town in the world, but a lot of places on the outskirts of it,
it's very close to rural communities. And I had a lot of friends who lived in places that
were much smaller. And I yearn for a little bit of that back. Here's what I will say. I will say
this to anyone who wants to move out of the city. If you, at one point in time, all right,
Casey's pizza, which is fairly good. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. But
their boxes have little coupons on them that you have to cut out of the cardboard, right?
And then if you have 10 of those, you get a free pizza and you put it in a, put it in a rubber
band. Now the largest number of those that I have redeemed at one time was 50. Have you ever
eaten 50 pizzas to get five free pizzas? Probably. Yeah. Yeah. That's your life. That's your life,
man. It's not terrible. Forever. There's worse fates or worse. Here's what I would say to anybody
who wants to get out of the city. It's your prerogative. Whatever you want. If you can. If you
want to. Casey's pizza is pretty good. Casey's pizza is there for you. It's not bad. Yeah.
Anyway, Alex takes this call and he is a farmer and he thinks that farmers will need to save the
world. We as farmers have to realize that we're going to be the people that are going to support
our community when CBDCs come along and people start falling off the system.
We need to be prepared. I'm trying to prepare. I think CBDCs is the first thing that human,
they're already practicing. It's going to happen. Get your ducks in order. Get prepared to
have food for your community. Okay. Try to create a local food system that itself is safe.
And what I mean by that is get an oil seat pressed. Press the oil out of your soybean.
You can run your diesel equipment off of it. Get some solar panels. Get yourself in a position
where you can self sustain the system by some non-GMOC that you can save and replant. Look at
corn that is open pollinated. Not hybrid. It's not going to yield as much. Chris, don't hang up.
I'm going to come right back to you and I promise folks I'm going to stop ranting,
but don't you be able to finish your points. Because folks, what happens is it's happening
everywhere. If you still live in the city, everybody's smart moving back to the country
and you don't have to produce everything yourself. Your neighbor produced one thing. You start
trading it. Everybody gets better and better at everything. And pretty soon you're back to
being self-sufficient. We got to do it now. We'll be right back. Stay with us.
I think that that caller has some decent advice. If you're interested in trying to
be self-sustainable, there are ways that you can explore that stuff and maybe it's uplifting to
your life and what have you. It reminds me greatly of when Ken Kesey got out of jail.
He moved back to Oregon where he and his family and some of the other Mary pranksters
had put together a little compound of their own, if you will, where they tried to be self-sustainable.
They had cattle. They grew their own food, all of that stuff. And as a great writer,
he was very blunt about it being not romantic at all. It is incredibly hard and it's extremely
dangerous if you're inexperienced. And if you do it, it doesn't make you a better person.
That's just not how it works. If you're an asshole farmer, when you go into farming,
you're going to be an asshole farmer when you leave farming.
I think that there's one thing I noted about this caller and I think that anything based out of
fear is a dangerous motivation. But I think that he's closer to a prepper who is based in
wanting to help people than a prepper who wants to scavenge and hunt other preppers for their
supplies. There is a prepping that's based on fear and then there's a prepping that's based
on being able to help people and survive. And I think that those are different things.
And he sounds like he's closer to the decent side than most people in Alex's sort of world.
Which is also why Ken Keezy and his group stayed on their little compound because that was their
motivation. You know, care, taking care of themselves and being self-reliant, being all of
those things. Their motivation was not, I'm afraid the government is coming for us.
Right. Let's get this being pressed to make oil and also a billion guns.
And far more than the rest of them, Keezy had good reason to believe that the American government
was after him because they weren't. So he also said that CBDCs are coming or something.
I was confused. I had no idea and they don't explore it at all. I think it's central bank
digital currency. I think that's what he meant. That's the only thing I could come up with.
So it's like Chasecoin, that kind of idea. Yeah. Well, like getting rid of paper money,
that's obviously a pretty big concern and fear. Sure. Yeah. Going back to 2003.
Hey, how about that? The more it changes, the more it stays the same.
Yeah. So Alex isn't just wanting to get back to the earth. He also wants to and plans to
and will. And his dad already is because he's got a Christmas tree farm. No, no, no.
What he plans to do and he is going to do is start a gardening show. Sure.
And things are moving very, very quickly. And so when I preach this stuff on air,
I'm telling myself this. In fact, I'm going to say this now.
I'm going to start doing an off the grid farming emergency show once a week. I'm committed.
I'm already set up to do it. Everything's been ready for months. I've just been so busy
dealing with a bunch of other stuff that I have not done the things I truly love,
but I have passion about. You're not going to hear me telling you because I'm an idiot compared
to my dad or my grandfather. My mom's dad was you're selling your dad and grandfather too
hot. He knew how to do a lot of stuff. But I mean, I just think about the men I knew
that are almost all dead and they could literally do plumbing, do electricity,
do roofing, incredible shots with a gun, great farmers, and they can read your bedtime stories
and take care of you were sick. I think about those type of people and I see what we got today,
including myself, and I'm ashamed of what a stupid slob I've become and how I've let myself
be positioned in this and how I raised my children in an evil city. Now that said,
it's all in hindsight and my children have done all right. When you know you're wrong,
so it turns out no big deal. You got to get out of here with the crew. I love this infrastructure
again. I could leave it to attack Austin. We got to move to something leaner and meaner with
the crew, but I got to get out of here. Rent's too high. And folks, you are insane if you stay
in the cities. I'm not saying pick up and just run the middle of nowhere either, but you got to
find those communities and if you're willing to work, those communities are willing to work with
you. And I'm telling you, this is the whole future. And when a community knows they're under attack
and if you get people in the city council in those towns that know what's going on,
we are unstoppable. The new world order is not going to be able to come shut down our towns.
We will have our own hydroelectric. We will have our own gas power. We will have our own solar.
We will work together. We're designed to do this and be self sufficient, not be a bunch of damn
jellyfish. I think what he's describing is a plan that has not taken any shape, but I guess he's
encouraging people to make a plan to go and red pill people in small towns and take over these
towns and then don't secede or something. I mean, bill walls at least not cooperate with taxes.
I feel like what he's doing is creating a scenario where people will assume they're living in a
zombie apocalypse, despite everything being 100% fine. It's like that movie, The Village.
It is a little bit like that movie, The Village. It'd be like, can you imagine an episode of The
Walking Dead, right? Do you remember the beginning of The Walking Dead? Whenever all this stuff goes
terrible and then he's riding on the horse towards this, the wrecked city, you know, and it's all
dramatic. I just remember this about a bunch of zombies in a city street. I didn't watch much of
that show. Something like that. Okay. So imagine that show playing it exactly the same way, but
everybody's going about their day just fine. Like he's going into stores and like rummaging
through shit trying to like, no, no, no, I'm scrounging to scavenge for my family over there.
Hey, let me save this kid's life. And the kid's like, what the fuck are you doing? I work here,
man. What are you doing? No, there's zombies coming. I get paid minimum wage, man.
See, see, you lost me with the metaphor. Maybe it's because I haven't seen The Walking Dead,
but I think it's more like The Village. Well, you're not wrong. Because you can't have the person
like intersecting with people who are just going about their day. People have to be going about
their day outside of the confines. But here's the thing though, in his imaginary scenario,
that makes sense. No, but you got to ridpill everybody in the city. That's what I'm saying.
That's the goal. Right. But sooner or later, you're going to be like, come on. Oh, let's get
some fries. Well, that's why you don't let people out. How are you going to get fries? There's
going to be a potato embargo. You're just not going to get fries. You're not going to get fries on
the small town. The New World Order is not going to send you potatoes. Well, I don't know. Idaho
is ideologically aligned with a small town. Do you think there's going to be a potato pipeline?
I know. The other enclaves around the country. I don't know. Negotiations are going to be
tough. Gale Stream too. That's where the barter comes back in. Right. Right. Right. Get some cheese
from Wisconsin. Yeah. That's sent over. They'll mail them a cow every now and again. Yeah. Alex's
dad will mail a cow. Yeah. And they'll have and a Christmas tree. Endless amounts of Christmas
trees. Idaho gets free Christmas trees for life. You'll send a cow with a Christmas tree tied to
its back. This is dumb. Anyway, Alex is not going to make that gardening farming show. It's not
going to happen. But he is going to make more content, apparently, which I've always said the
problem with Alex Jones is too slim a body of work. Not enough content. You know what the
problem for our show is? What are we going to run? We're running out. Yeah. I can't. Like,
actually, ironically, I am, but it's not because of quantity. It's quality. Yes. That's true. That's
true. It makes a lot of it, but it all sucks. That's true. And he's going to make more. Great.
And it's not just the new little studio I built at my house. It's another studio that's been built
where we can do round table discussions, everything that's even separate from InfoWars.
And that is legally in order to maintain the revenue it might receive free and part will be
subscription. And you're going to get more Alex Jones than you ever wanted. Because I'm just
going to start shooting like 10 minute videos every day. It will be owned by somebody unrelated to
InfoWars that morning and just spill my guts to people and that'll be uploaded every day.
There's a lot. I got shot three of them this week that I have even given to our folks to get
uploaded and ready. So there's a lot of content, a lot of stuff, but it's also going to be special
gas PowerPoint analysis. I can't imagine anyone needing any of this. PowerPoint analysis?
I'd like to introduce Alex to the concept of diminishing returns. I think at a certain point
you're just going to be oversaturated. I think that Alex recognizes that he puts out stuff
and more money comes in. Oh, and Harrison put out stuff. Not as much money comes in. So he
needs to shoulder a lot of the burden. He's got to do these alleged six PM shows after his show
because money doesn't come in otherwise. His dad described it as a single talent business.
Right. And so I think he thinks that, okay, if I just do this, this, this and this, that will
bring in that more money. Right. And I think at a certain point you're just putting shit out.
Nope. Not going to happen. I don't know. I don't want it. I don't want it to put out more stuff.
I don't want it. I don't. No one does. Because you end up, okay, one of his ideas is I'm going to
have a show full of callers, right? We've been down this road so many times. But like, let's
assume that he does. He just going to get a fucking caller like this. There's a big area that's
missing in this vaccine debate. We're seeing a lot of people die and a lot more people are going to
die. Okay. But what's going on? We have Dr. Luke DeMonte and you said this comes out of a lab.
Francis Boyle said this comes out of a lab. Okay. So we know it came out of a lab.
Dr. Cameron Pollis says the DOD ran this whole thing. So we know DARPA is involved. We know that
there is a global network that's been working on this thing. But what does it do? It actually
adds a third strand of DNA. Whoa. It changes their creating mutants. And they know a percentage of
people in any mutinogenic tests like this die. Whoa. Big, big news. So I mean, two people said
this. So it's true. We've proved these things. And yeah, apparently, the vaccine is going to add
a third strand of DNA. Try helix. I'm not going to lie to you. I do find that his ability to think
like that is not commendable. But like, man, some days I wish I could think like that. I bet his
brain is easier to navigate. Imagine. Well, Francis Boyle said it. DeMontania said it. So
it's true. Like, wait, no, already we have a problem. And he just keeps going like that's no
problem. But it's the reality is he's not believing this because DeMontania and Francis Boyle said
this. He's only because he wants to believe this. And he's justifying it by saying that these people
said it who have no idea what they're talking about. Right. But I would I would much prefer to
have Alex's brain where it's like some guy calls in and he's like the COVID vaccine is adding a
third strand to your DNA. And he's like, yes, you better believe it. You better believe it.
The ability to just turn off and affirm everything. Yeah. That's that's got to be
fun to go through life with. Yeah. Yeah. There's a certain there's a certain missed opportunity
if he had started at IO theater like 20 years ago, you know, like there is a yes and quality to
ultimate scene partner. He's got he's got a yes and do anything at him. He doesn't have funny.
No, that's the problem. No, but that's for the other people. That's why you started at
IO. He's there to help you build a world. He's the ultimate blue guy. He's like an
unfunny Phil Hartman. Yeah. So this the same caller believes that the ultimate goal is to
turn us into batteries because I think he just watched the matrix. Yeah, that makes sense.
6g is going to run off the human being as a battery, you know, what did to turn you into this
nail? Nope, we are not good batteries. So we become the batteries. Now we're augmented through
their bad batteries. They've generated a new strand of DNA and down to the tubulin dimer level
within the synapses of the brain using quantum entanglement with their fancy quantum computers.
They can control our thought processes. You know, we think that this idea of the metaverse
Zuckerberg has failed. Nobody failed anything. We are just right now starting the war. Wait,
you understand Zuckerberg failed at the matter. If they have controlled these individuals that have
taken these shots down to that level of perception, then they just turn it on and the metaverse happens
inside of them. They don't need the technology. They're already stuck in the system. You're
totally right. I agree 100%. Everything you're saying is true. They are doing a mass graphene
oxide test. They're adding a new DNA segment to the strand. And they are saying the president
to control our bodies and rule over us. And this is a mass mad scientist takeover. Incredible call.
Thank you. It was not incredible. What happened to the globalist plan was just to kill everybody
because Satan told them to write. Why are we turning into batteries now? Why are they mutating
people? Now I respect that. Their idea was to kill everybody before they figured out they could
just add another strand of DNA. Now let me ask you a question. Can you okay? So we draw the
double helix, right? Add a third. All right. So how do we add a third and where? I mean, it's just
a tangle. Just just more squirrely lines. Yeah. All right. So we got adenine, guanine, thymine,
and cytosine. I don't know. I'm not from the learning. Add an L in there. Add an L. Right.
Might as well. What are they made? Is the other thing made of the same stuff? Is it made of
the same stuff? I don't fucking know. Hold on. Hold on. Does it do anything other than provide
cancers? Let me consult this caller. Okay. Yeah. Hello. Yeah. I'm interested. I'm not an improv guy.
I'm not like Alex. I can't do this. I don't know. I don't know. This guy is coming up with bullshit.
That's amazing. And I do think that Alex kind of thinks that they're trying to turn people
into mutants like the X-masters. I really think that there's a part of his brain that thinks
there's superpowers that they're trying to unlock. I think there's a part of a lot of people's brains
that kind of hope it's there. If we just worked hard enough. I mean, like Marvel has unveiled
their plans for phase like five and six. Phase seven is we're all that. Oh man. Take it from the
screen into real life. That makes perfect sense. Yes. It's art. Wow. We've elevated it. Yeah. It's
finally time. I mean, what are you going to do at a certain point? Like these movies, they're all
about the world almost ending and them saving the world. Only thing is left is to turn all the
people who are watching the movies into superhero mutants. Yeah. But I mean, film it. Improv
anywhere in the like the flash mobs. They were annoying before. If all of them had superpowers,
I'm out. Phase seven is all documentary. All right. Okay. So Alex goes to break and he comes back.
Errol Morris is directing Ant-Man. Right. And he can throw fireballs.
So he goes back for break with a song and he gets really, really into it. Okay.
Wow.
Can't argue with a stand up base.
No one dare to ask his business. No one dared to make a slip. The stranger there among them had
a big iron on his hip. Big iron on his hip. Get a big old gun. The song is about a guy
with a big gun. It's not even about the guy really. It's about the gun. Yeah. Big iron on his hip.
Yeah. So I will say Vince Staples has a song about a love song about his gun. So I'm not
going to judge that. No, I think the song is fine. I think it's actually a pretty good song. Yeah.
I just also think that it's funny that Alex is just like this beautiful song about a gun.
I love it. Yeah. Big iron on his hip. He plays the whole song. Really? Yeah. Hasn't gotten to many
calls. I doubt it. So, but he plays the whole song. Here's at the end of that. Okay.
Big iron. Marty Robbins. A little blast from the past. Big iron. Big iron.
All right. I marked that little short segment up because I want to play that whole song.
They never, we played it for years. A clip of it. I want to play, play most of the song here.
We're going to go to break, join some stations and no matter how good your calls are, I'm only
gotten to four or five calls. I'm going to give these caller two minutes because I want to get
to everybody holding. Hey, look, we got to tighten it up with these calls because I had to kill time
playing a song. Yep. I love it. Yep. So it's the caller's fault really because they're so good
and he's talked to them for so long. It's supposed to just killing time with nothing.
I feel like there's a universe. I feel like there's a universe where Casey Kasem becomes
Alex Jones and Alex Jones goes to Casey Kasem's route. I don't know. I don't see, I don't see
Alex Jones appearing on Save by the Bell. That's fair. That is fair. Maybe more like a Rick D's.
Maybe Alex could be Rick D's. I'd accept that. Less beloved than Casey Kasem. That's true. That's
true. That's true. But Casey Kasem had his outbursts. He had his time. Yeah, there was that
time. There's a famous story live. Yep. That was classic, classic Casey Kasem quoting Thomas
Jefferson. Yeah. So we get another caller. Alex does get to calls and this guy's got an
interesting point. All right, let's go to Evan in California. Thanks for calling. Go ahead.
Alex, it's a pleasure to talk to you again. I want to point something out. I only got him
two minutes. Biden loved eating ice cream in front of us and stuff like that, licking ice
cream. It isn't because he's hungry or because he likes ice cream. They're showing a thing of
dominance. They're doing everything they can to beat down the population. I know that I feel
incredibly small when I see Joe Biden eating ice cream. You know, I thought there were lines
that were like, I just can't talk to you, you know, and I thought I had gotten most of them.
The point where you go, well, the president's eating ice cream, not because he likes it,
but to dominate you. I go, I don't think there's anything he wants me to feel bad.
There's, there's just nothing we can talk about. Warren Buffett always is a photograph with ice
cream trying to dominate you not because he's a part owner of Dairy Queen. Okay. So when,
when Brad Pitt eats in a movie, he's dominating you. Is that what we're doing? Is that it's not
just a bad character trait that he won't let go of? It's a subtle thing, but yes. Fair enough.
That's why he's famous. That's why he does it. So anyway, it looks good if he wants to do a show
of all callers. We get another guy calling in who's mad at Joe Rogan. Sure. Fair. Because as he
explains, all these people who listen to Alex Jones are out there, they're living check to check,
and they're still supporting Alex buying the supplements. Sure. And then he weaves this
into a criticism of Rogan that I don't fully understand. Interesting. Kyle in Nebraska. Go ahead.
Alex, the art of war zone. Love your brother.
That is real middle name. All right. I gotta bring this up.
You got guys like me everywhere that are check to check and still find a way to buy supplements
because they're the best in the world. We're sitting here, check to check. There's thousands of us,
maybe hundreds of thousands in this country, just like me. But you get Joe Rogan talking to
Lex Friedman. And you guys, please, please bring this clip up when you can. It's a short clip.
And it's Joe Rogan refusing to have Trump on his podcast with Lex Friedman. And it's just
disgusting what Joe Rogan said. And it's just we got to call these people out, man, and just
and just all, you know, just all assault. Like it's ridiculous, man.
Just to see that kind of stuff, you know, I haven't seen the clip and I tell you when Joe first moved
here, we were hanging out quite often. And Joe's very nice. If I call him up, you know, we can go
get dinner or whatever. And I just kind of I talked to Joe on the phone, son of me. We talk on text
every day. But I just, you know, he did some good work exposing the shot. But then it's almost
like I'm seeing backtracking from him. And just a lot of weird stuff going on. And I just, you
know, I've got bigger fish to fry like the New World Order and the globalists. And so I'm not
going to be, I'm not going to be the keeper. I'm not my brother's keeper. I'm not going to sit there
and tell Joe what to do. You are your brother's keeper, according to the Bible. But also,
why is this different than sneaky snake time? If Rogan's going off track, I think what he's,
what are you saying is that Rogan told me not to do the, I'm going to bleed you like a pig thing
anymore. Yeah, Rogan told me that's not going to work again. Rogan told me I'm not coming back on
the show. So I just kind of don't really care what he does. Yeah, it's not worth fighting because
it's just, you know, it's a dead end. Yeah, sometimes he might say something nice about me
as long as I stay quiet about him. But for now, if I talk shit, I'm just the asshole. Probably
not going to bring up his kids in some weird way. It's a bad idea for me. But also, I don't know
what the connective tissue is between this guy, you know, living check to check and buying Alex's
stuff and then Rogan not having Trump on. I thought that he was going to say, we're, you know,
not rich and we're supporting you. Right. Rogan has this $100 million contract,
he should be helping you out. Right. I thought for sure that was what it was.
I mean, that makes sense. But then it's like Trump not coming on his show.
It feels that weird. I don't get it. I mean, okay. So because you're
check to check and you buy Alex's supplements, Joe Rogan not having Trump on is wrong.
So let's imagine how this is different if he does have Trump on. What does that have to do
with you living check to check and buying Alex's shit? Do you get more money for Trump appearing
on Joe Rogan's show? Is this Trump's PR director? Yes. Excuse me, sir. I believe I know who you
are. We have reached the bottom of this mystery. And that is unfortunate if Trump's PR director is
living check to check. I wouldn't be surprised. What was his name that he used his fake name?
Trump. Oh yeah. I can't remember what it was when he called in as his own. Yeah. Yeah. I remember
that. It would have been great to pull that name. Yeah, that would have been a poll. So anyway,
this caller worries me. Hmm. This person would also probably be calling in on that caller's
only show. Sure. And make it not a good show concerning him in Wisconsin. Go ahead. Love you.
I have a few quick things. I'll speak quickly. One is AI how they condition us on the complete
season. Number 11 of the X files show our M nine F BG nine three Z W JZ. It starts out and it says
if we do not control AI, it will control us. I believe the answer to how to control AI is probably
in that show. I'll be watching it tonight. You haven't watched it yet. You're calling in about
an X files episode that you haven't seen that you think has the clue to the secret to controlling
AI. Yeah, it's good. I don't know what to say. I my advice would be watch the episode. Get back
to me. At least something to say other than there's a fun at this point. The only thing you
bring it to the table is that there's an episode of the X files that you plan to watch. Yeah,
that is pretty much all you've said so far, ma'am. I can't work with that. Oh, I mean,
I haven't seen it. Yeah. None of us have seen it. So we can't talk about it probably as the secret
to AI in it. I can't believe that's true. Yeah, I don't think so either. Yeah, although she does
have another piece of big breaking news. Oh, okay. She's got something. She's bringing more.
Sort of. Okay. And the other thing is Elon Musk and 29 Japanese scientists a few years back
supposedly were killed by four robots. We need to make robots like that illegal. We need to start
making things illegal and standing up for it because otherwise, we're in trouble.
I agree with you. Anything else you like? Sorry? What now? Excuse me. I have an idea for a t-shirt.
Norman Bates was and is cycle.
I don't know if I would respond to that with I agree with you. I,
you know, of all the things I was not expecting her shirt idea. And then she says it.
Norman Bates is and was psycho. Then there's a pause and then fake laugh. Yeah, I think Alex was
worried. Yeah, I'm worried. I do got to say, I mean, was this before he bought Twitter? Right.
That Elon Musk and 29 Japanese scientists were killed by four robots, right that we need to
make illegal. Now I ask you this question. We need to make those robots illegal to make them
illegal. Or do we need to make sure that Isaac Asimov's rules of robotics are maintained in
perpetuity? But we know that that's impossible. We know that it goes astray at some point. Asimov
himself knew that. Although on the other hand, what went astray is that the robots became too
altruistic, thereby saving the entire human race and then scattering them across the galaxy. I'm
still not totally convinced you're not a robot. I got to give you that test. I know, but I'm a
fairly nice guy. Not one of the four that would kill the Elon Musk. That would be crazy if the
other three and I killed robot. I mean, oh, no, oh, no.
I feel that it was a robot we killed. I was thinking about this and I don't really fully
know how I would respond if I were a talk show host and someone called in and was like,
Elon Musk and 29 Japanese scientists were killed by four robots. We need to make robots illegal.
I don't know if I would feel like I have the time to explain that Elon Musk isn't dead.
Yeah. Like I don't know how I'd respond. I know I wouldn't say I agree with you because that sends
a really bad message to everyone else who's listening. That's very true. But I don't know
how I would deal with. I think I would hopefully have some screening in place where if someone is
going to say that Elon Musk got killed by a robot, we just don't take that call. Right. Right. I
respect that. But if you're somebody could get through your screening. If you're in that
situation, I don't know. Maybe it's the next 10 minutes are trying to help this person realize
that robots didn't kill Elon. I feel like my response would be fairly simple. It would be like,
unfortunately, Elon was not murdered by four robots. I feel like a better a better response
might be any shirt ideas. So we get another caller. Yeah, this guy. How's it going?
Okay. So he's got an idea. Okay. And then this launches Alex into I like ideas, man. This launches
Alex into a weird story. Okay. All right. Let's get in one more before we go to break. Let's go to
Bert in Arizona. Yeah. Alex, am I coming through? Yes, sir. Hey, so you said about five minutes
ago, what's coming next? That's what's important. Guess what? The Bible. There's the foretold 25
exactly what's coming next year. Biden will not be nominated by the Democrats in 2024.
He will be taken out by the deep state during the election season, August to September 2024.
That's right. Immediately after that, both of the candidates, the Republican Democrats,
will both be taken out. That's a good idea. Right now. I want you to stop right there.
And I want you to come back. Don't hang up. Okay.
My mother, oh God, never gets in my face about politics. But she's extremely smart.
And I'm not trying to act cool. Everybody's psychic. Everybody has a sixth sense. Both
of you aren't aware of it. But my mother's side of the family is extremely psychic.
My dad's kind of a little family secret. Her grandmother was actually a
down low famous psychic that even a US president came to see her. I'm not like a gypsy on the
side of the road in the car or something. Okay. But my mom is got the touch. And she said they're
I'm not telling you to come back. What? Grab me. Call me this. She says they're gonna kill him.
They're gonna kill him, George. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah.
When did they start with the music? What do you mean? I mean, it wasn't playing the entire time
he was telling the story. Somebody listened to him start telling the story and then played the
ominous music, right? Or it was just the thing that was going to be out to break anyway. That's
a good point. And then they turned it definitely turned up. Sure. I felt I felt that that's why
I included it all the way because it was really noticeable. Yes, that's fucking Twilight Zone.
That's good work. I don't know. That's a good music. I'm not saying it's not a good music
thing. I gotta give it up whenever they get one. It is. It is a good one. So yeah, Alex's mom and
dad both of their sides of the family are quite psychic. Alex's mom more so family secret. She's
touched family secret. Yeah. I think the sixth sense is actually thermoception. That's the ability
to tell that heat heat sources there without actually touching it. Okay. And then there's
proprioception where you able to kind of tell where your body is without touching your body,
you know, like an internal awareness of existence. You know, we've got a lot of senses
actually sense taste that could be. But I mean like I've never heard of that one before.
But I've got thermoception and proprio taste but like, you know what I'm saying, like a good one.
I'm not going to use the word, but I'm thinking it. I wasn't I wasn't trying to be
suggestive at all. What I was saying is like normal people, they have like they can taste food.
Right. Right. But like people who have the eighth sense can really taste. Right. Right. Right.
You know how like the food tripping thing, you just do that all the time.
I'm going to let mine go. So Alex's mom apparently shook him and told him
they're going to kill Biden. Yeah. Now we know from listening to this show enough that
they were going to kill Trump before the election and then he won and then they were going to kill
him before the inauguration. True. And then they were trying to kill him the entire time
that he was president. Right. Yeah. All kinds of things are also trying to kill Roger. Sure.
Sure. Frequent car accidents. Yeah. And then they were going to kill Biden before the last
election. That's true. And then they're going to replace him with Michelle Obama or Hillary
or Jim Carrey. Sure. No, that's the project. My bad. So that was going to happen before the
election. Right. And then it didn't happen. He got elected. True. And then the election was stolen.
But also they were going to kill Biden before the right. So Kamala. Right. And then she would step
down. So Pelosi would be president. Right. Vice president. Hillary was going to be president.
Yeah. Hillary would be her vice. Right. And then she would also step down so Hillary could be
installed as president. Right. Right. Apparently so important to the globalist plans. That makes
sense. That didn't happen. No. And then Biden's had dementia and was on the brink of death since
then. That's true. That hasn't happened. So now Alex gets this caller who says that they're going
to kill Biden before the next election. Right. He's like this is so amazing. I can't believe it.
My psychic mom just told me that it's going to happen. I'm tired of this shit. But it is kind
of funny that he keeps doing it. I mean, you know, it's funny that the audience doesn't
like start to notice. Hey, a whole lot of bad psychic predictions going on here. It is. It
makes me concerned that our childhood stories about the boy crying wolf need to be updated.
Because in those stories it was clearly a bad thing. Whereas in real life it appears to make
you millions of dollars. And the day rarely comes when the townspeople have been going like, Hey,
man, I bet that is a wolf. Yeah, they just keep on doing it. So he comes back for break and Alex
discusses his mom's prediction a little bit more and then also gets into some of his psychic gifts.
So I go to my parents house probably over two weeks for dinner with my wife
and my five year old child and my older children come over to visit usually at the same time.
And it was about two years ago. Biden had only been a few months and I'm sitting there. My mother
goes, they're going to kill Biden. They're going to kill Biden in the next couple of years. And
before he announces for 2024 use that as a false flag. Always the next massive tyranny. She was,
I just see it. I just know it. You got to tell people and we got to stop it. And you got to
make sure people are nonviolent. And you got to get out ahead of this and say that you don't support
Biden being killed, which I do not turns into a martyr and call it a sense women's intuition. We
all know about it. I mean, here's an example the other day. And this happens all the time. Yeah,
sure. Great. Whenever I don't try, I can do it. Oh my God. I can be in a dark bedroom. I don't have
an alarm clock with a big light on it. I have my watch sitting right next to me. And I can turn
my phone and do it. I don't try. Everybody has these experiences. I don't try. I always know
the exact minute it is when I wake up. And I might wake up at five and wake up at six.
But I just know the minute, but your brain somehow knows the minute you're dialed into that.
Yeah, Alex really does seem to think he can always tell what time it is.
That is this is the second time we've heard him bring this up as a psychic gift. It really is.
He always knows what time it is, which I mean, as far as knacks go, that's a good knack to have.
It's also not a power, but it's also not true. No, not even a little bit forgotten or ignored
the times he's been wrong. He's been right. These are fucking child. Hold on. Hold on.
Are you saying that he engages regularly in confirmation bias? Yeah, but this,
this is like how a kid brags on the schoolyard. Oh, I always know what time it is. Yeah, I have,
I could, I always, but I can't do it if I'm trying. I can only do it when I'm not trying.
I, of course, I can't prove it. I can turn invisible when you're not looking. Exactly.
Yeah. So Alex has another psychic gift. This one, this is our last clip and I was just,
this is so dumb. Another example is I'm sitting there on vacation with my wife and five-year-old
and my wife's in the shower. You get dressed after we've been out at the beach. And I've,
my wife got a deck of cards. She likes to play blackjack with me. And I, I get the deck, I shuffle
it and I spread it out in front of my five-year-old on the table. And I said, I'm going to pull the
ace of spades out of this. And of course it's crazy. That news is going to happen. Oh my God.
I just looked at it. Don't, don't do this. Put over the cards. Oh my God. And I pulled the ace of
spades up. Now that's the real power of the universe. Really? Not that as well. Really? That's
the real power. So it's subjugating the public. We have our own interdimensional internet with God,
the Holy Spirit, but it's not going to be used for evil. God's not going to let you do that.
So this was using it for good. Let me tell you something. Penn and Teller have a show on the
CW network where people pull the ace out of shit all the time. Well, but even, even your ear, but
even leaving tricks aside. Sure. There's a one in 52 chance that you're going to get that right.
Correct. So the universe, the magic of the universe is a one in 52 chance. Yeah. Yeah,
you got about 2%, the magic, magic, 2% chance to happen. That's pretty dumb. But then also,
I would say this is something that only a five year old could corroborate. And I'm not convinced
that a five year old would realize if Alex had cheated this a little bit or maybe took four,
five tries. Maybe. Because they're a five year old. You could just tell them that it was the
first time. Exactly. There's no way your brain is that of a five year old. You have also told
yourself that you picked it the first time and you believe it. Right. Because we got two five
year olds. If, if, if I sincerely believe myself to have some kind of a extra human gift. Sure.
And I were trying to brag about this on my radio show. Right. These aren't the examples I would
choose. Right. I always know what time it is. And one time I pulled the ace of spades out of a
deck of cards. You know, I mean, it is a little bit like being, you know, like, here's, here's a
crazy, here's a crazy thing I'm great at. Right. You know how when you crumple up a ball of paper
and then the garbage can is so far away and you're like, you know what, I've got the gift
and you toss it in there. Yeah. 40% I am as good as Steph Curry. So long as it's the garbage can
sure. 40% of the time. That's the best that you can get in the world. I'm pretty sure.
Yeah. My superpower is that one time I don't usually check the mail. I don't really check
the mail all that much. Sure. But one time I just felt like I had a letter there. No
shit. Yeah. Did you? I did. Fucking hell. Yeah. Super power. All right. Well,
I just can't argue with that. It's undeniable. The results speak for themselves. It's one time
I had a die. Yeah. I was rolling it and I said, I'm going to get a five and I did. Yeah. That's
a good one. That's a really good one. What was the Ben Stiller superhero movie where
the shoveler? Yeah. Mystery man. Yeah. I'm the I can shovel well. I can shovel really well though
like the best. This is sad. It's very sad. So we come to the end of this. Yes, we do. I think that's
I mean, you know, as silly of a present day episode in many ways as you're going to get.
It's been a while since I was really expecting there was going to be some kind of
a discussion or mention of the articles about the text because he took a fair amount of calls.
He took a sweet time getting to them. Yeah. But he did take a number of them and instead of that,
do you get like solving AI with X files episodes? I'm going to tell you this. Third strands of DNA.
I just don't know how much penetration the SPLC has in the Info Wars audience. Yeah. Generally
speaking, I feel like maybe they're actively hostile towards the SPLC and will regard anything
that they write as bullshit no matter what it is. Yeah. Or don't care or hatchet jobs. Yeah. Yeah.
I think that that's entirely possible. But I even within the set of Alex's audience,
I think that there's a small sliver that probably would be at least curious. Sure. Or like,
hey, Alex, how about these assholes? Right. Like bring it up so Alex could stop on it or whatever.
Something along those lines. But yeah, I don't know. Maybe it'll come up in later one. Maybe it
won't if it doesn't. We'll see. I don't know. Good work. Yeah. Anyway, we'll be back, Jordan.
But until then, we have a website. We do. It's not like that. It is unwatched episodes of Xfiles.com.
That would be a good episode. We also have Twitter. We are on Twitter. It's at knowledge
of the score fight. Yep. We'll be back. But until then, I'm Leo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark.
I am the seventh strand of DN. I don't know. And now here comes the sex robots.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.