Knowledge Fight - #780: February 21, 2023
Episode Date: February 24, 2023Today, Dan and Jordan check in on the present day to see how Alex is doing. Turns out, he's in a really bad mood, so the world is about to end. To deal with that, Alex spends most of his show list...ing off scary weapons and justifying cannibalism.
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Hey everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
I'm Jordan.
Workable dudes.
Sit around.
Worship at the altar of Celine and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
Jordan.
Dan.
Jordan.
Quick question for you, buddy.
What's your bright spot?
My bright spot today, Jordan, I guess is that it's snuck up on me considerably, but
it's a week away from the shows, the live shows and the walkies.
Snuck up on me a lot too.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, it's abstractly in March.
It's coming up.
It's a next week and boy, I'll tell you what, um, I'm scrambling the first week of March
is the worst time because you think you will always think, you know, like, oh, I've got
a month before this happened, but you forget that that month is February and that month
is a lie.
Yeah.
You see the early twenties in the dates and you're like, oh, I still got time.
Yeah.
Plenty of days.
No, you got three less than you think.
Yep.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe it's poor form to, uh, to tell an audience, presumably before the live show that shit
is up in the air right now, folks.
It's, uh, it's a, I'm still trying to figure out what we're going to do for that live show.
I think what's important is to both of the expectations.
Yeah.
All right.
You like, listen, you have enjoyed a thing that we have put out set on nearly 800 episodes
of true, right?
Don't be surprised if you put it in a different space and you don't like it as much.
I would think you would like it more, but Lord knows.
Yeah.
I mean, look, there's a little bit of excitement to it though is what I'm saying.
There's a little bit of chaos.
Oh yeah.
No.
I mean, you never know what's going to happen exactly in terms of the content, but a week
out from the show, I have a pretty good idea about one episode and the other is rapidly
falling apart in real time as we can observe on the podcast, because we're going through
this 20, uh, 2004 stuff and, uh, maybe Alex doesn't cover the scream ever.
Oh no.
Maybe this plan was flawed from the job.
Oh boy.
We'll find out though.
Who knows?
We'll have to tune in or show up in Milwaukee to the show that sold out to find out.
Cover it until 2005.
That's possible.
Huh.
I don't know.
You'd never have to attack Howard Dean after 2004.
No, you don't.
Um, but anyway, uh, it's kind of exciting.
Yeah.
What's your bright spot?
Uh, my bright spot is, uh, the other day we were, uh, we were playing some fidget games
and doing the thing on, uh, on Twitch that I do and, uh, uh, Elfring brought up, uh,
random access memories by Daft Punk, right?
And he made the somewhat controversial statement that he thought it was the best Daft Punk
album.
He said that one more time.
He said that once more, uh, uh, with digital love.
Whoa.
Uh, and, and, uh, I re listened to it, man.
It's a fantastic album.
Sure.
It's a fantastic album.
I love it.
One of the best of all time.
It's not as good as discovery, but it is still a fantastic album.
I would put it at number two if we were going to fight about it.
Always nice to revisit.
Yeah.
It was great.
Lose yourself to dance.
My friend.
I was on the train losing myself to dance.
I generally lose myself in the music the moment.
Oh yeah.
You better never let it go.
That's probably wise.
The only one shot.
Do not miss your chance to go blow to flow, blow, show, row opportunity comes once in
a lifetime.
That's all I know.
All right.
Yeah.
That one I'm confident in.
Yeah.
Well, Jordan, today we have an episode to go over and by popular demand, we're checking
in on the present day.
I know.
I know.
You know what?
Here's the deal.
Yeah.
I know that we have a responsibility and an obligation to cover all things, Alex.
But as we've said many times, this is not an Alex Jones after show.
And if people are like, gigantically curious about what Alex has to say about X, Y or Z,
they can go listen to his show if they want.
I think Chris Hardwick does one.
An after show of info.
We're talking.
Talking wars.
Talking.
Shit.
Talking free speech.
And like, you know, I think that generally speaking, most stuff, if you have like a hot
button issue nine times out of 10, you can guess what Alex is going to say about it.
Yeah.
The show is not like you never, it's very rare that you're going to get like revelations
of like, holy shit, his angle on this is wild.
Yep.
But, you know, hey, that doesn't mean that we get to just say, hey, fuck the president,
we're going to just do whatever we want.
Sure.
Check in on it.
Let people know how things are going in Alex world.
So today we're going to be talking about February 21st, 2023.
I will say it justifies staying in the past.
You know what?
It's a mix.
It's a mix.
There we go.
Some ups, some downs.
I will say that we learn less than maybe in the past, but there's some stuff that is
pretty fucking stupid.
So that's fun.
So before we get to the wonk shout out to you, we should really clarify a couple things
and they are that we both made mistakes on the last episode.
You misquoted Marx.
That's right.
I did.
I quoted Bill Watterson is who I quoted.
And it's interesting too, because you were so anti-religion and said TV is the opiate
of the masses.
Well, I meant it.
I meant that quote because it's the quote that I was thinking because I was talking
about TV, but I forgot that that was a Bill Watterson take on the Marx quote, religion
is the opiate of the masses.
I have chosen the better one.
That would be.
But it was still a misquoting and then I said a national alliance when I met National Vanguard.
Strom was the founder of the National Vanguard and I was no one pointed it out.
But as I was listening back, I was like, this is embarrassing, very easy mistake to make
similar names, both Nazis.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would be fairly embarrassed, but I think I just love Calvin and Hobbes too much.
This is an opportunity to tell more people about Calvin and Hobbes.
So I accept my mistake.
The obscure underground comic strip Calvin and Hobbes.
There's Gen Z people.
Maybe they don't even know it.
That's possible.
Yeah.
So we'll get down to business on today's episode.
But first, let's say hello, Jordan to some new ones.
Oh, that's great idea.
So first, I'm an Aussie.
I grow pineapples.
I rescue bats.
I'm an IT nerd.
And my name is Sean.
Thank you so much.
You're now policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Next, just joined.
Still waiting on my sex robot.
Thank you so much.
You're now policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Next, I'm worried about Uncle Paul D presented by Mountain Dew, Barry Monsoon, a Sam's Club
exclusive.
Thank you so much.
You're now policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Next, wait a second.
Hang on.
I'm new.
So is Dan DJ Danarchy?
Thank you so much.
I'm a policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you very much.
To clarify.
No, I am not.
It would be fun if you had an alter ego that we both treated as 100% real.
Yeah, yeah.
That would be fun.
And then like at the live show, I just performed with like a dance podcast.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Next, congrats to Spencer on her new business, which I assure you is not related to free
speech systems.
Thank you so much.
You're now policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you very much.
And every night before bed, I enjoy a policy wonk while listening to techno rap.
Thank you so much.
You and I are policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk.
Thank you very much.
They requested that I try and do something that they don't know what techno rap is, but
that I should do it.
They don't know what techno rap is.
And the closest thing I could come up with for that was Bangkok, Oriental City, but the
city don't know what the city is getting.
The creme de la creme of the chess world at a show of everything, but you'll brand out.
Time flies doesn't see my minutes at this.
I don't like how you're looking at me.
I'm just enjoying that.
You don't know one night in Bangkok?
No, I don't.
We've had a run of truly great musical performance for you, but I'm finding it to be like that's
our bit for 2023.
We've had blackjack.
We've had songs.
No, you are not, sir.
I've asked you questions.
Now you got songs for days.
I think you should first of all find out about one night in Bangkok that makes the hard
man humble.
I mean, I could use that.
Also check out where it's from, which is a musical called chess, which is all about
chess.
I'm sorry.
What?
Yeah, there's a musical called chess.
Okay.
And there's a guy named Murray Head who had a song in the, I guess, late 80s, early 90s.
Okay.
Yeah.
One night in Bangkok.
All right.
So one night in Bangkok.
It's about going to a chess bar.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Just real quick.
You asked me, you don't know one night in Bangkok as though I was a fool.
It's a big hit.
And then you went on to tell me that it's from a musical called chess.
Yeah.
Okay.
In the 80s and 90s.
I'd bring you along.
I would invite you, but the Queens we use would not excite you.
Okay.
Oh boy.
Okay.
All right.
I'm down.
Playing chess.
Yes.
I understand.
I recognize that anyway.
Murray Head.
My bright spot.
What?
Anyway, I love it.
Here's an out of context drop from today's show.
That may be from the heart of Texas broadcasting worldwide on the Alex Jones host of the Alex
Jones show.
Smooth.
Yep.
Yep.
I have that one.
The Alex Jones host.
Power through.
I feel like we've heard him say that before.
Yeah.
Anyway, we start today with a pretty severe tone and I'll say that if you want to have
listened to this entire episode in, I don't know, 45 seconds, it's probably just this.
This is an emergency broadcast, Tuesday of February 21st, 2023.
As we speak in a fascistic nighttime outdoor speech, Biden is basically declaring war on
Russia publicly and pledging absolute military commitment, Putin is saying threatening that
nuclear war is imminent.
This is getting more insane by the minute.
So incredibly dangerous.
I really don't have words at this point to describe how this spiraling, this death spiral
threatens us all.
I don't think you need me to explain that to you.
Yeah.
So Biden has declared war on Russia and Putin saying the nukes are locked and loaded.
Right.
Right.
That's basically all that that's going on.
It's pretty severe.
It's scary.
It surprised me to hear because these things didn't happen.
Right.
It bums me.
Here's what bums me out.
All right.
I have been told in anger that Chicago's getting nuked regularly, right?
Now here he is all sad because we really might be in a nuclear superpower war.
That's not fair.
Well, he's still angry.
Sure.
But he's like just he's got a ramp into it.
I don't need to tell you how dangerous this is.
Obviously you've been telling me for the past 20 years that I'm going to get personally
nuked.
Give him time.
Okay.
He's got to slow cook this anger.
I'm still going to get it.
Okay.
It'll come.
Okay.
Okay.
This is just the beginning of the show.
My friend.
That's on me.
So there's nukes and it's a 100% chance that some nukes are going to be used and then
some numbers get tweaked.
Sure.
But this is this is pretty I mean, look, we're all dead on the course we're on right now.
There is a 100% chance nuclear weapons are going to be used and in almost every actuary
or war profile war game that's been done.
If tacticals get used, you've got about an 80% chance it'll lead to a wider nuclear
war.
When you look at the numbers, what happens in the 20% chance?
That's about a 100% chance it'll lead total commitment.
That means just spasm of mass death.
So we're a pretty satanic evil planet, aren't we?
And it goes to say we just blow ourselves up.
Real good chance, ladies and gentlemen, that we're facing the end of the world.
So everybody enjoys it.
We'll be right back.
The Cavalry has arrived, ultimate bone broth, the Cavalry is arrived.
I mean, look, there's that's jarring and okay, so if I'm if I'm to understand this
as it plays.
Yeah, we're all dead nuclear wars coming 100% great news though.
The solution to this is ultimate bone brought that is good news back in stock.
I would have preferred a little bit more connective tissue a little bit more.
That's probably connective tissue in that bone broth with the chagamush room.
Yep, that's probably true.
And Coco.
What else is in there?
Be pollen.
I think maybe I don't know.
Why do I sound so much all of these things like they some guy just had a bunch of stuff
in his back office and he threw it into a mix and I think I can sell this.
I think I can sell this.
Put it in milk.
It tastes like Lucky Charms.
One operates on three witches principles.
Alex actually says that at one point.
He's like this tastes like what we had some people on staff say it tastes like Lucky Charms.
I bet it doesn't the worst thing that a broth can taste like.
Yeah, whose bones are you?
It tastes like Lucky Charms.
That's terrifying.
So we are in a situation in the world right now that is not unlike a bullfight.
Sure.
There's a Matador and there's a bowl.
The globalists do either of them have nuclear weapons.
All of them.
Okay.
The globalists are the Matadors.
Russia is the bull.
However, this metaphor is a little bit different than you might think.
Okay.
But in this confrontation.
It's already torturing.
The Matador is the new world order deep state.
The bull is Russia.
Cool.
But in this game, when the Matador sticks his sword into the heart of the bull, the
bull explodes and blows up everyone in the stadium.
The only way to win is not to play this game.
Oh, so it's nothing like a Matador and a bull that generally speaking, the only way
to win between the Matador and the bull is one of them leaves and the other one does
not.
Well, if you were a Matador, right, and you knew the bull exploded and blew up the stadium,
you probably wouldn't be a Matador, would you?
I don't know.
It depends.
Are you in on it?
Are you the greatest Matador in history?
And somebody was like, Hey, I've got this plan.
What we're going to do is we're going to stuff this bull full of explosives that will only
trigger when you poke it in its heart, cementing the final kill, right?
And that will overthrow, I have to assume that since metaphorically, the globalists
are the Matador, they're well aware.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't, I can't see any other scenario here.
I'm struggling with this metaphor.
I think is the main problem.
Yeah.
It's dumb.
That's why.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
Yeah.
So we've heard Alex recently and whenever he's feeling down in the past, talk about
like, oh, I got to flee Austin, I got to get out of this liberal hellhole that I love
living in.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
On the downswing, he does want to leave.
Yeah.
I did have a discussion with my wife this morning about leaving the United States for
the Southern Hemisphere.
And I'm going to be completely honest with all of you.
I've said I'll never surrender.
I won't back down from the deep state here, gives things to be fixed in America.
But America is so far gone, as we can all see, that I am strongly having to consider
evacuating the United States.
Still will be hell if we're in Argentina or someplace during a nuclear war.
There'll be a nuclear winter and it'll be bad.
And I know a lot of billionaires and people that have already fled to places like New
Zealand and Hawaii, Hawaii, I don't have the money for bunkers.
Maybe not anymore.
Well, not anymore.
No, that's a good point.
All I hear when Alex talks like this is I just got bad news from the bankruptcy court.
This gloomy shit has no connection to reality.
It's all just a projection of his mood.
When Alex thinks he's pulling a fast one and things are going to work out, he tells
the audience that the globalists are on the ropes and the good guys are going to win just
as long as you keep that money flowing.
When Alex has reasons to believe that his schemes to keep his money safe from the courts
aren't going to work well, it's the end of the world.
I was reflecting on why the present day episodes of Alex's show are so repulsive to me when,
in reality, his actual content isn't really much worse than it was in 2018 or around that
time.
One theory that I've come up with is that Alex's show in the present day is actively
abusive towards its listeners in a way that's increased and I think it makes me mad.
This is kind of just him having a childish outburst on the show and trying to make everyone
feel as miserable and panicked as he does.
And it's not that fun to take seriously as something worth paying attention to.
The only thing that even makes me raise an eyebrow here is that Alex is upping the ante
from pretending he's about to leave Austin to pretending he's about to leave the country.
Also probably not a coincidence that he chose Argentina as the country he'd like to flee
to seeing as it was the destination of a lot of high level Nazis like Eichmann and Mengele.
Also let's be very fucking clear about this.
Let's better follow all relevant laws in terms of immigration.
I wrote down you want to become an immigrant, huh?
I swear, I mean I would be in any fucking country.
In this circumstance, would you be a refugee?
Any fucking country in the world should not allow him in.
Like that's crazy.
To me, that's crazy because sooner or later, if you let him in, he's going to start getting
mad at other people coming in.
That's insane.
There is no doubt that that cycle would perpetuate.
Yeah.
Keep him out.
I think one would be wise to keep him out of the country, but at the same time, were
he fleeing for legitimate reasons, like if he were actually a refugee in some way, his
abhorrent opinions maybe wouldn't be as important as protecting his human rights, but I don't
believe that's the circumstance we're in.
No.
Maybe.
No.
Fuck you, Alex.
Yup.
There's so much of this that is just lashing out, and when I hear him talking about like,
oh my God, all this nukes, they're right around the corner, we're all fucked and all this.
It's like, I can't like disaggregate that from his entire like, my life is really bad
right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that to me doesn't seem that interesting.
It is.
Seems like he's a fucking baby who wants everyone to be miserable.
I mean, here's what's not fun.
Here's what makes it so fucking terrible is now that I know what's going on in his other
life where there's real money involved, then it's like, I mean, as we're talking here,
I'm listening to this and I'm also aware that Mark is trying to get his lawyer disbarred.
Like I am aware of those two things at the same time.
So I am not worried about a nuclear war or even willing to take it seriously because
I am worried that his lawyer won't get disbarred.
I need to make sure that happens, you know, I think nuclear stuff and disarmament issues
are something to keep in mind for sure to engage with his version of this story is to
like accidentally take on his feelings about his lawyer being disbarred, but being juxtaposed
onto nuclear war concerns.
Yeah.
And that's a fool's game to play, frankly.
I mean, I don't want to have a conversation with somebody who is clearly not having that
conversation at all.
Right.
Why would I talk to you about nuclear war?
Your conversation is about how your lawyer is going to be disbarred.
Right.
Your conversation is about that and about how like you're going to be broke.
You're going out of business and your attempts to shield yourself are gradually not working.
I mean, people are seeing through your bullshit.
Alex Jones live was a charade that was doomed to failure.
Still no new episodes of that, unfortunately, and like him saying, I think it's time for
me to leave the country is also him being like, well, the only way I'm going to get
to keep my money is if I hide it outside of the United States, I mean, it is at Argentina.
I'm going to choose places where they don't like it, allow money, you know, it's, I honestly
think that that came to his mind probably because Nazis because Nazis, yeah, I wouldn't
be surprised.
It really does feel that way.
I don't know why he, like he doesn't have any affinity for South America outside of
Brazil.
Right.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Definitely not anymore.
Um, probably because Rhodesia doesn't exist anymore.
It does to him in his heart.
Well, then I'm surprised he's not going there.
I am not.
So look, it's severe.
Shit is going down.
You may feel like you're immune from this, but there are Russian submarines.
What?
Off our coast in the Atlantic Pacific in the Gulf of Mexico that could destroy every U.S.
city in five minutes, five minutes, Mach 9 missiles that cannot be shot down, five minutes,
Chicago, New York, Austin, LA, Miami, Tampa,
Seattle, Minneapolis, St. Paul,
both Detroit,
Houston, Paris, Illinois, because they didn't know any better.
Gone, gone, gone, truth of consequences.
The ICBMs can be here in 12 to 15 minutes.
And also wherever you can stand in like five states, they're going to blow that up too.
But just for consistency.
And we're dealing with the Russians that lost 22 million people in World War II.
And they're ready for nuclear war.
And Putin gave a speech on that yesterday.
So Putin gave a state-of-the-country address, and he didn't say that he's ready to nuke
everyone.
He did have some interesting things to say about U.S. political decisions, though.
For instance, he said, quote, the whole world witnessed how they withdrew from fundamental
agreements on weapons, including the treaty on intermediate and shorter-range missiles,
unilaterally tearing up the fundamental agreements that maintain world peace.
For some reason, they did it.
They do not do anything without a reason, as we know.
For the record, Trump did that, not the globalists.
All of the people Alex hates wanted Trump not to do that.
But Alex supported Trump's decision, which is one of the specifics that Putin cites in
his speech criticizing the U.S.
Funny.
Which is weird.
Funny how that works.
It's a very, very long, boring speech, mostly about economic issues and the airing of grievances.
Some valid, some outrageous.
The part where Putin brings up nuclear weapons is this, quote, we're aware of the fact that
certain types of U.S. nuclear weapons are reaching the end of their service life.
In this regard, we know for certain that some politicians in Washington are already pondering
live nuclear tests, especially since the U.S. is developing innovative nuclear weapons.
There's information to this effect.
Given these circumstances, the Defense Ministry and Rosatom must take everything, must make
everything ready for Russia to conduct nuclear tests.
We will not be the first to proceed with these tests, but if the U.S. goes ahead with them,
we will as well.
No one should harbor dangerous illusions that global strategic parity can be disrupted.
It is a bad sign for a head of state to be talking about a new nuclear arms race.
But there's a chasm between what Putin said and how Alex is reporting it.
That's because Alex is a liar and a sensationalist who's feeling really down today, and so everything
is so bad.
So bad.
Yeah.
I suppose I would be, I think I could be persuaded that there is a hundred percent chance in
the lifetime of nuclear weapons that they will be used again.
I would not be, I think I would accept that.
I think I would accept that there is a hundred percent chance that that will happen.
I mean, a hundred is a big number.
It is, but I don't know if there's any way that we can understand human beings and who
we put in charge of nuclear weapons without eventually recognizing that somebody's going
to either do it on purpose or on accident.
You know, like in a long enough scale, everything that can happen probably will happen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we don't need too much evidence that we need a long scale.
We've already had at least three different possible world ending events happen.
No, that's true.
That's true.
I think I'll go as far as to say, I think there's a high likelihood that nuclear weapons
will be used accidentally or intentionally again at some point.
But I also think that there is a possibility.
There is a possible future where sincere and serious disarmament happens now.
Unfortunately, I think that maybe one of the catalysts for that would be like a nuclear
weapon.
Nuclear explosion of some sort.
But yeah, I don't know.
Maybe maybe I don't have quite as gloomy take on it as you, but maybe that's just because
I'm experiencing Alex's gloomy.
Sure.
I don't know if it's a gloomy take.
I think it's just the problem is what you described, you know, a lot of the times in
order to not do something again, humans have to do it again.
Well, I see.
I see that as a possible catalyst.
Right.
No, I know.
There are other possible catalysts.
Totally.
Totally.
But yeah.
It does seem like if you have that one, though, then you don't get to do the second part where
you disarm.
Either way, whatever the reality and the possibility of this stuff is, it's disconnected from what
Alex is saying.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, 100%.
Alex is on one.
That's why I thought of it.
I was like, that's an interesting thought.
And what he said is not.
Yeah.
So Putin gave a speech that Alex is misrepresenting.
Sure.
And hey, why not?
Let's have a two for one special.
Ooh.
Biden is also giving a speech that Alex is misrepresenting.
Let's misrepresent them all.
Biden is still bumbling and stumbling in a nighttime fascistic speech in Warsaw, Poland
on the border with Russia, rattling the nuclear sabers.
As soon as we get a transcript of it, we'll read excerpts of it.
This is pathetic.
Alex has not watched any of that speech and he's characterizing it as nuclear saber rattling.
In reality, Biden was mostly talking about growing up in Claymont, Delaware, where there's
a lot of Polish people around and he, quote, grew up feeling self-conscious.
My name didn't end in a ski or an O.
All right.
It's really appealing to the Polish population.
Okay.
Fine.
He was also expressing appreciation for Poland, accepting 1.7 million displaced Ukrainians
who fled after.
Yeah, perfect.
So I mean, like it's, it's, you know, obviously, sure, there's also expressions of solidarity
with NATO.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's not, it's not like we're going to fuck it up.
I mean, yeah, Putin did some like, hey, fuck you.
And Biden was like, well, let's just, okay.
So there's all these speeches and Alex decides he's going to set an ambitious goal for himself,
which as soon as I heard, I was like, he's not going to do this shit.
I have Putin's eight page speech here and I have clips of it that have English overdubs.
We're going to be playing some clubs, but I really think this speech is so important.
Wow.
That I'm going to read it in its entirety at the start of the next hour.
Do it.
And then we'll do it.
Do it.
Like serve some Biden.
Maybe we'll play the whole thing, but yeah, there's not a chance you're going to read that
whole speech.
No.
First of all, because it doesn't work for you.
I mean, some parts of it do like little snippets of it definitely work.
Like there's, there is some stuff that sounds like Alex quite frankly.
If he were to cherry pick stuff out of there, he could use it for his purposes.
Yeah.
It's long and most of it isn't helpful.
Secondarily, like you hear him like, maybe we'll play some of Biden's speech.
And then like the flip side of it is, you know, Putin's basically his state of the union
is such an important speech.
You kind of get a sense of who he looks up to.
Yeah.
I just heard eight pages and I was like, Oh, I'm not worried.
Yeah.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
There's eight paragraphs.
I'd be like, Oh boy, I'm not worried.
Woo.
Eight sentences.
In closer.
Yeah.
50 50 shot.
Words.
Maybe.
They'll read seven of the eight accurately and then he'll make up the other.
So you know, we got world leaders who are saying various things.
Biden's given a fascistic speech in Poland.
Of course.
Larry.
Wow.
What a weird place to do that too.
Right.
Threatening nukes in the most important speech that Alex has ever heard.
What say Trump?
Let's go ahead and first play a club of Trump.
He's absolutely right.
Trump if he was president, but in this war by snapping his fingers, here's the club from
the day I took over, but from the night I won and I called two people.
You know, the two people are Putin, right?
You know, Putin is Anzalinsky and I say, we're going to meet, we're going to meet.
And I would, I, I guarantee I could work that out.
I guarantee.
I know exactly what I'd say, by the way, I know exactly.
I tell one guy this, I tell one guy that, and I say, you better make a deal.
We would have a deal made in 24 hours.
President.
That's right, because Trump knows that the West is running this war and the United States
is running NATO.
So picture NATO is a big robot that's remote control.
Wow.
And it's starting World War three.
Off to a great start right now.
And so Trump knows if he was in the White House, he'd be in control of that robot.
And Hillary said she wanted war with Russia if she got elected six plus years ago, but
she didn't.
The Spinal or fraud.
And so for four years, we didn't have this war start.
But now a year after Biden gets in, it all kicks off and U.S. forces and NATO forces
were in there, killing Russians, Russians killing them.
I mean, I know a lot of people NATO forces are not in there already served multiple
tours in the Ukraine war long before you absolutely do not watch the counteroffensive
multiple tours.
That's what the police action was and I'm not defending Putin or Russia.
I'm not a Russophile.
But I don't lionize Russia, but Russia is not on our doorstep and Russia did not start
this.
Yeah.
Yes, they did.
They did.
That is how words work.
So Alex knows multiple people who have served multiple tours.
Give me in the last year.
Give me a fucking name.
Give me how long their tour was.
Give me where they were based out of it because I'm making it up.
Give me any bit of a tour, a tour.
Yeah.
A tour.
Yeah.
They got stop loss.
Yeah, exactly.
What are we doing?
There's a draft, actually.
It's going to be we're right around the corner from scaring people about the draft coming
back.
There's a lot of war in Ukraine.
A lot of sad fiancees in Tennessee just waiting for their future husbands to come home from
that tour in Ukraine.
Dearest Mergel, I found myself outside of the Donbass.
Oh, boy.
It's been a long time since I've thought of Greg Geraldo, you know, so wild nonsense,
but also so weird this like what would he need to do to consider himself pro-Putin?
I mean, what level I guess he'd like he probably thinks that his support of Trump was like
right on the lower level of Trump support.
Yeah.
You know, like, yeah, yeah, crying about how he would die for Trump is like.
This is just rational support for a little bit.
You know, he's just a God King, like any one of us.
He thinks that the way he treats Putin is like nuance.
Yeah.
And just kind of like a conditional support going to this guy.
Meanwhile, I'm going to just completely lie about stuff in his in service of making him
out to be the good guy here.
It breaks my heart that people listen to Trump say shit like that and then cheer, clap
or don't go jump into a fire.
Like I don't understand because because here's the thing.
It would take me more than 24 hours to even understand why they're really fighting.
It would take more than 24 hours to learn the history of Russia and Ukraine to learn
what it is that you would even be trying to achieve with this treaty.
Are you trying to just stop the war?
Are you trying to make something that lasts as peace?
Well, he's trying.
He's probably just thinking I could bully these guys.
Exactly. Yeah.
That's an insane person.
Now, also, just while we're on the subject of Trump, yeah, there was a clip going around
of him at McDonald's.
And I don't know if you saw this.
No, what?
Yeah. So he's ordering some stuff at McDonald's in Ohio.
He went to like East Palestine.
Oh, man.
And he says to the people, what's your special today?
And like people were saying, like, oh, yeah, like like making fun of it.
Like he's being funny.
He doesn't think that there's a daily special at McDonald's.
Yeah, I used to work at like fast food places.
And there will be some people who would have that like cute flourish or whatever.
Right, right, right.
I feel I feel like people taking that seriously is a little bit like that's that's nonsense.
That makes no sense to me whatsoever, not least of which because Trump is probably
the only president in my lifetime who 100 percent understands the McDonald's menu.
And he makes that point.
He makes that he makes that point in the video.
I mean, he he brought the fucking winners of the Super Bowl.
No, it wasn't at the Golden State Warriors or something to the White House
and fed them a giant McDonald's dinner.
He he says to the McDonald's workers, I know the menu better than you.
He does.
I bet he fucking does.
I don't know about his ability to memorize things.
That's fair. But yeah, I think he has some familiarity.
That's a man who knows McDonald's.
But yeah, I actually I thought that was funny.
Yeah, that's legitimately well for him.
It's funny in the like street joke to a person who works at fast food place.
I mean, you know, like, oh, what's what's the what's the daily
my regards to the chef or something like that?
Like it's I mean, when the member of the weight staff comes to our table
and I'm eating with my family, my dad will do many jokes similarly in vain.
Yeah, they're not they're not meant to be serious.
And people take that seriously.
That's unfair. Yeah, you got to figure out what it is.
We're really mad at taking that seriously.
Yeah. So Alex plays a clip of Biden here.
And I think he really wants it to sound worse than it does.
But it doesn't really sound that bad.
And so he's got to like really vamp and like sure.
Like just go go dark afterwards.
Here's a little bit of the beginning of Biden's nighttime rally.
He just had a Warsaw poem.
Well,
three allies.
President, my minister, my minister, Mr.
Mayor, all former ministers and presidents.
As well as mayors and Polish political leaders from all across the country.
Thank you for welcoming me back to Poland.
Now, it's nearly one year ago.
Really one year ago, I spoke to the World Council here in Warsaw this week
after Vladimir Putin had unleashed his murderous assault on Ukraine.
The largest slain war in Europe since World War Two had begun.
And the first one was there's been a cornerstone of peace, prosperity and stability
on this planet for more than 75 years, where risk of being shattered.
One year ago, the world was bracing for the fall of Kiev.
Well, I just come from a visit to Kiev and I can report.
Keith stands strong.
He stands proud.
He stands tall.
And most important, he stands free.
That's enough.
Let's come back with more of it.
Zelensky was elected.
With the promise of peace and then accelerated the proxy war.
What? And he now has shut down all opposition parties,
including loyal opposition that were pro-war.
He shut down the Orthodox Church.
And he's torturing and killing tens of thousands of people every week or so.
I'm sorry?
They admit they have.
And executing people in public.
What?
Running around, raping and killing.
And we're hearing Ukraine is free.
And are we free?
With Joe Biden declaring conservatives and white people,
the number one terrorist, dissolving our borders and letting him ship in fentanyl
and smuggled children by the hundreds of thousands.
It's incredible.
It is incredible and that it's not credible.
So what happened here is that Alex hadn't viewed that clip in advance
and he thought it would work a little better for the narratives that he'd been building.
Once it played and it was pretty innocuous,
he needed to do some heavy lifting himself hence the rambling about how evil Zelensky is.
None of that stuff that Alex is saying here is stuff that he can really substantiate,
but I wanted to talk about the torture thing for a moment here.
What Alex is referring to when he says that Zelensky is torturing people to death on a regular basis
is actually based on news that came out towards the end of last year
that Ukraine had found torture chambers around Kharkiv that had been liberated.
That's the area that had been liberated.
That was previously occupied by Russia.
Sure.
Those were Russian torture.
Right, right, right, right.
Ukrainian forces are not without criticism for actions that are taken, you know,
in the context of the war.
But what Alex is doing here is disgusting whitewashing for Russians, Russia's militarism.
You could say that once all the facts are out in the open,
he'll be shown to be a promoter of torture and human rights abuse.
But I think we all know that he exists within his own reality
and that day of reckoning is never coming.
Cecil still pretends that Trump is the president.
Like there's just it doesn't matter.
He can take like news about Ukraine
finding torture chambers in liberated areas that were previously held by Russia.
And he can say, oh, my God, Zelensky is torturing people to death thousands
a week or whatever.
Like it's outrageous.
Think about living in Russia like either, you know, as a Russian citizen,
that your government and your military is torturing people
after they launched a war of conquest on them.
Or you believe whatever it is that Putin says.
So I don't see why that would be any different for Alex.
You know, plenty of people know that their army is doing shit.
And Alex gets to say whatever he wants.
And what I think is is kind of interesting about that dynamic
is that Alex doesn't even really seem that interested in taking in all of Putin's speech.
Yeah, because like, you know, it's it's one thing to like be someone like Alex,
but like take in the speech, really like work with the talking points
that are being expressed by Putin.
Right. And it's another thing to just be like, yeah, I kind of get what he's saying.
I've heard a few clips or whatever and like I'll make up the defenses myself
for the rest of it. It's it is strange.
He's taking on a lot of that labor himself.
And part of the reason is because it's too hard.
And of course, the truth is they went in, they overthrew governments,
they blew up government buildings, they moaned police down with machine guns.
They sent in the weapons, they destabilized Ukraine.
And all Putin wanted was don't make it part of NATO and stop it.
But of course, that didn't happen.
And now Putin has taken.
The bait and gone there.
You know, I said I was going to read over Putin's speech, but if it's long,
it's important, I'm going to have been in there.
The room under the window post the full speech.
Putin gave last time, please a transcript of it under the live show feed.
That's too long.
Can't do it. Yeah.
All Putin wanted was them to not be a part of NATO and stop it.
What does that mean?
You know, stop it.
I mean, stop existing outside of the Soviet Union.
Stop. I mean, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean, I'm sorry. Not the Soviet.
Well, it comes something completely different.
Putin doesn't have any interest in the USSR.
What's I understand the demand of not be a part of NATO?
Because that's specific.
Stop it is a little bit vague.
I mean, stop getting rid of any sort of corruption or I don't.
I genuinely don't know.
Stop. I don't know.
Like claiming your territorial integrity in terms of the Donbass region
and Crimea and all this.
Stop. I mean, your independence.
It is it is a testament to the fact
that Alex knows how wrong he is that he refuses to engage with Putin's shit.
I don't think so.
If he does, it's lazy.
Putin is comically evil,
comically evil, unless you're underneath this way of his own propaganda.
But here's. Yeah. But here's the thing.
Yeah, I disagree with you because the nonengagement that he's doing here
is not reading Putin's speech, which is not comically evil
because it's him saying the things right.
You know, there is this the the shiny veneer of propaganda already on there.
Alex is not engaging with that because he's fucking lazy.
Yeah, that all that I agree with.
He's not engaging with the larger world as it exists
because it would threaten the the the fragile narrative
stability that he has about who are the good guys, who are the bad guys.
Right. And what's really going on.
And his fundamental his fundamental worldview exists only on the level
of the person I like is doing evil things.
So I have to justify those by saying the people that I don't like
are doing more evil things. True.
If he were to learn about Putin, he would not be able to do that.
But here's Putin is comically.
Here's the problem. He already knows this stuff.
He's just pretending he doesn't know it.
That's what I'm saying. I told you he pretends he's not knowing.
Go back in time and all he knows all the shit about the apartment bombings
and the Chechens and you know, and now oh, no, I don't know any of that stuff.
So the fact that he's fake news, he's keeping it from his audience on purpose.
Well, we see that he's keeping it from himself on purpose.
But we see that same dynamic play out over and over again.
Like the best example I can think of in recent memory is the Bill Barr,
like like remembering things about him whenever he was against Bush
and then conveniently forgetting them whenever he was the Patriots,
Attorney General. Yeah, it's it's pathetic and it's abusive to the audience.
Yep.
Anyway, we now enter a period of the show where Alex is.
I mean, I don't know how else to describe this other than killing time.
OK, I'm based on the conversation we've had.
I took me a second to realize that killing time meant like he is wasting time
not because we've been talking a lot about killing.
So I was like, I'm worried he's about to say it's killing time.
No. Oh, yeah.
Do you see where do you see where my head went?
And why I was the thing and it is not clobbering time.
OK, good. But he is just like
spends a lot of time talking about various nuclear weapons.
OK, various types of nuclear weapon.
Yeah. And then he was lists off other weapons and stuff. Great.
We also know that I have a lot of weapons.
They haven't rolled out the U.S. as well that are high powered.
Basically, particle beam radiation guns.
Sorry, what now?
And the problem is they're very large and hard to hide.
And you've got a lot of up to a foot of lead shielding,
jacking them on the back end of them.
And those weapons, you can then just basically aim from a hilltop.
Or an area of topography that is at the median level.
And then they widen out the spectrum of the beam, depending on how powerful they want it,
to say 100 feet tall and about a millimeter wide.
And then you just fry all the life as you move that beam through the structures.
And I would imagine you'll start seeing those
before they roll out the tactical nukes and the neutron bombs.
And again, I'm just going to report some specs.
I've read the things I've seen.
I'm not an engineer. I'm not a nuclear physicist.
I'm not giving you the proper parlance or Norman Clayture
laying out the types of things that are there.
Then there's bio weapons.
Sure. There are race specific bio weapons.
No, there are not.
There are already mutated viral lines that
mutate very quickly so they only kill the first or second wave of people you release.
What? If you don't want to blow back on you, it doesn't work.
There obviously are a lot of advanced chemical weapons.
And I would expect you're going to see the radiation guns,
the particle beam guns.
They've also got high powered arrays that can shake matter in the pieces.
I'm so bored.
He's just listing off terrifying weapons.
Listing off sci fi weapons.
Well, some of them. Yes. Yeah.
And it is interesting to note, I think that Alex has like this 20 year
preoccupation with race specific bio weapons.
It is just something that I mean it would be
almost surprising to recognize that he is a racist and is obsessed
with race specific bio weapons. Yeah.
If that were not the opposite of surprising.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the idea of race specific bio weapons
is only there to justify the idea that there are different races.
There's that's it.
No one would create that, not least of which,
because we know that's not how things work.
Like if there's anything that covid should have taught everybody,
it's that bio weapons and viruses and the shit like that mutate beyond your control.
You don't have control of that.
Well, I mean, we heard very clearly through a large portion of the early time
of the covid outbreak that Alex was saying it was a race specific bio weapon.
And maybe the Chinese government released it on their own people
in order to reduce the population because there's too many people.
You know, there's a it is it's just something that he always
it's always there in his mind.
Yeah. And it makes sense to him because race is real to him
and it's not real and neither a race specific bio weapons.
So we have now a list of all these weapons, so many weapons.
And that leads Alex to describing
but basically an end of the world scenario.
And I don't have I didn't have a clip of this, but earlier in the episode,
he did describe this as like his prediction of the next year.
So keep in mind. So this is our 2023 prediction.
Well, I guess so. It's as close as we've gotten so far
because he said that there's 100 percent chance of tactical nukes being used.
And then there's an 80 percent chance after that point of all out nuclear war.
And he said he thinks it's going to happen within the next year.
Right. So keep in mind that this is what you have to look forward to before
Christmas. OK.
The Western war planners with all of their meteor guns
in order to have meteor guns in orbit.
You bet.
Caution weapons that aren't nuclear hydrogen, but use kinetic energy of D.
You say about rounds will then try to decapitate the Russian leadership.
They will probably fail.
And those around Putin are even more hard line.
If they do, that's probably even worse.
And then at that point, I don't think the West is going to wait.
They'll launch a full attack on all Russian assets.
They'll get 80 percent of it, 70 percent of it.
And then the Russian submarines will completely destroy North America.
Then China and India and Pakistan are going to start nuking each other.
We'll come back and talk about that straight ahead.
So that's that's a lot.
Well, I mean, they're going to see us nuke each other.
And they're like, well, we want to get in on the nuking action.
You know, like, we're not just going to not nuke people if we know that nukes are flying.
We've got to get in on it while it's while it's hot. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We don't want to be the last person to nuke anybody.
Yeah. So you got meteor weapons and
Sabo rounds that are going to take out the Russian leadership, but then fail.
And then the US is going to nuke Russian assets and then North America is gone.
Right. Right. All right.
Then China and India and Pakistan are all going to nuke each other.
OK. Bad times.
But what it's going to lead to is, you know, there's going to be fallout.
There's going to be nuclear winter.
And that's going to be tough.
And Alex laments that in this next one.
That's nice of him to lament it.
Well, it turns not so nice.
Well, there we go.
But he does. He does think it, you know, it's going to be tough times all around.
Sure. And then all the dust will cover the entire planet
for three to five, 10 years.
Lower temperatures on average, 10 degrees, the estimates are.
So we'll have snow.
And fall out of the year in places like South Dakota.
That'll cause farming yields to plunge.
Plus it will all be radioactive.
Yeah, that would be the larger problem.
The most dangerous thing.
Billions of people that weren't killed in the nuclear war,
but don't know how to grow food or fix an engine or roof their house or
like their ass.
And they will within weeks of this happening,
burn everything down and kill each other.
Do you think Locust landing on a wheat field in minutes,
big cloud of locust comes in and in minutes, an entire hundred acres
is just totally bare.
Big army ants going through the Brazilian rainforest.
You'll see the rainforest one day.
It's all beautiful and jungle.
Every army ants go through, not a leaf's left.
Same thing.
Think of World War Z for real.
Analogies are going great today.
So a lot of people will just hang themselves.
Yeah.
But what about people that have children?
That's why I said the road we're on is going to lead to cannibalism.
Oh, boy.
And I was going off the modest proposal of.
Mr. Swift for years ago.
Oh, good.
We're only going to treat the Irish like total animals.
Why not just tell the Irish to gut up and fatten up their babies
for sale to English lords and ladies?
So I said in this path of dystopia and economic collapse and
societal ruin, I mean, I'd have to size up my liberal
neighbors and eat them.
And I was really honest that I will not commit suicide and I will
not.
Give away my children.
And so myself and my conservative neighbors.
We'll have to.
Eat our leftist neighbors.
Good call.
And I'm sad we're going to have to eat you.
But you kind of ask for it.
And because I started a fight with people that know how to do
that, told they know how to do that, know how to eat left.
You know, it never wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, at no point in
time does it occur to him that maybe some of those leftists
might be good at composting and have a greenhouse.
Nah, here's the problem, though, based on his conception of
leftist, they should be bad meat, right?
I mean, like they're either unhealthy and their bodies are
just eating, eating a leftist is essentially eating vegan.
Yeah, they're full of soy.
Yeah, they're not even they're not even meat.
God, though, you're going to be eating impossible human.
You guys are the soy boys now.
Seems like you should want to eat the conservatives, but I do
think it's pretty fucking funny that like partisan politics is
important in cannibalism.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
What's here at that point?
It's like, yeah, who did you vote for?
Yeah, chop chop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so dumb.
The worst of our worries is going to be cannibalism after
nuclear winter fucking hits.
I do love that thing, too, though, with the nuclear winter.
It's like all this food is radiated and there's so little of
it, which there was more radiated food.
Very bizarre.
Yeah.
So this is dumb.
The idea that 10 degrees like, oh, hey, OK, you know, all right,
it'll lower the temperature of the earth by about 10 degrees.
So I will totally still be alive to eat neighbors, right?
There's there is a there are just a cascading.
You have a series of problems that are going to be coming about.
You're going to be like, oh, we're going to live and I'm going
to eat my neighbors and then a volcano is going to explode and
you wouldn't have seen that shit coming.
That's nuclear winter for you, buddy.
Right.
You're a liberal neighbor is going to be saved by a volcano out
of nowhere.
Absolutely right about to eat him.
So yeah, this is annoying a little bit that he's back to his
cannibalism stuff.
Yeah.
But this becomes most of the rest of our episode cannibalism
becomes most of the rest of our episode.
Yep.
OK, OK, Dan.
So I know that you mentioned Jonathan Swift there.
Sure.
I don't think he understands a modest proposal still doesn't.
But you're 20.
He also is like trying to say that what he's doing right now is
satire.
But then listen, listen to where he goes from that because this
is not satire.
Here we go.
And I'm sad we're going to have to eat you, but you kind of ask
for it and you kind of started a fight with people that know how
to do that.
And you took our kindness for weakness.
And of course, this is really satire, but it goes there.
So it's not.
You would let your five year old daughter or son starve to death
during this collapse when the food runs out.
And a bunch of looters come through and are trying to burn
your house down and you don't have any food, but you've got
bullets.
You're going to eat those people.
Don't lie about it and don't act like you aren't.
I'm ready to eat people.
Now let's get real about this.
Let's get real.
Come on, people.
I'm ready to eat people.
Never seems like a bad standup premise.
Never occurs to any of these people to be like, oh, okay, so
maybe these people have certain skills that will be useful to
me and I have skills that will be useful to them.
They're bored.
Thereby, we can actually survive together as opposed to only
one of us eating the other one.
You don't have food, but you got bullets.
Oh, God.
Well, maybe tell them that in exchange for food, you'll protect
them from the looters.
Oh, wait.
Hold on a second.
If you have bullets and humans are things that you can eat,
yeah, would seem to imply that there might be some animals you
could hunt.
You know, it wouldn't.
It seems like in that scenario, other sources of meat might be
available somewhere.
No, you don't use those bullets on.
You don't have to use it on people.
The animal kingdom does not have the left, right paradigm.
And so none of them will survive.
You don't have leftist deer.
There's no leftist deer.
There's no conservative deer.
So none of them know which one to eat.
They just all die.
I was just, I was just hearing this as like somebody on stage.
Yeah.
Like doing a standup.
A little bit talking about like, you're telling me that you're
going to not eat people.
Come on.
Get in the apocalypse.
Don't you know how leftists do this?
These dumb motherfuckers out here saying they are going to eat people.
Get real.
Like there's just seems like a bad standup premise in there somewhere.
Deaf nuclear winter jam would be fun.
It's so anyway, Alex seems really preoccupied with convincing the
audience that cannibalism will be okay.
And it may be good actually.
All right.
My neighbors don't have to worry.
I'm not over there.
Like Jeffrey Dahmer, I'm saying depending on studies and I agree with
them, show 90% of people 15 days in your sons, your daughters are starving to
death and a horde of people that weren't prepared and ready come down your
screen.
They've already destroyed the city.
You live 100 miles out of the country.
And here they come at night, 30 people trying to take your house.
They're going to eat your ass.
What are you going to do?
Because that's where this goes.
Let's get dead serious about it.
Looks like we're going to be making some beef jerky.
Looks like we're going to be surviving because I will provide for my family.
We don't want to go there.
And Mercephus, Mercephus, Mercephus, Mercephus, Mercephus words.
Mercephus, Mercephus, Mercephus, Mercephus, Mercephus.
Most of us in a nuclear war will be dead.
Oh, well, that's good news.
Can I ask you a quick question about this plan?
You bet.
Of the nuclear apocalypse.
Alright.
So here's our plan.
We are going to eat people for sustenance.
Yes.
Right.
One problem.
Most people are already dead.
So our food source is limited at best.
Well, unless, I mean, like, if people just died from starvation because of
nuclear winter, you could just eat the dead people.
I suppose you could eat the ones that are already dead.
Yeah, but they're probably radiated now.
I bet the living ones are lippie to do, but even then you go still further,
and this is a functioning plan for how long before you actually have to start
breeding to eat.
Well, I mean, it would be a brief window.
It would be a brief window.
This is not a successful survival plan.
Winter is not like, ah, it's not like the length of winter.
Uh, it will go a bit.
The consequences will go a bit longer.
And as you were saying, like the 10 degree drop in temperature that Alex is
describing would have just a domino effect on all kinds of other problems.
You think COVID quarantine is bad?
Wait till you get to nuclear winter quarantine when you're in a fucking cave.
30 goddamn miles underground at best.
Wishing you could find a person.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, I want to eat that person.
Um, yeah, I think this is dumb and I mean, obviously it's so excessive.
It goes on for a while and you just can tell that he's like, can someone
pay attention to me, please?
I'm saying stupid shit and I just really, really want someone clip this
and put it on Twitter, please.
Exactly.
And it kind of where's media matters?
It kind of becomes really obvious.
Yeah.
Mercifully, most of us in a nuclear war will be dead.
We'll die when the 2000 foot airburst detonates at 2000 feet and you're
just blown to bits in a fireball.
Okay, fun.
So it kind of takes the decision away from you.
But there's a big national news story.
Alex Jones ready to eat his neighbors again.
And all I'm doing is showing you where this goes and I'm asking you, what would
you do?
All right.
Speaking of, if your son was at home, we're not eating our neighbors yet.
We need funds to run this operation and stay here.
Our posts and fight the new order.
We've got products that if you'll just try them, I know 99% of the listeners
spread the word and pray for the show.
We appreciate it, but man, you're out of my product.
Yeah.
He's weaving it into an ad and then also making it very clear that he's
imagining someone writing an article about this.
He's trying to bait people into coverage because he needs more eyes on his shit.
He needs some kind of publicity stunt wherever he can find it because shit's
bad right now with the bankruptcy court.
Which is why he's doing this severe gloomy nonsense to begin with.
This is just like a guy in a bad place lashing out through content.
And I don't know.
I mean, some of it's kind of funny, but I don't know.
It does not strike me as particularly meaningful.
I mean, it's fun that he used the words death spiral because it does seem like
he's trapped in a constantly negative reinforcement of making a shittier and
shittier show.
Like as he gets more sad, he's less able to do the things that made him an
attractive meme topic in the first place.
Yeah.
So then he tries even more pathetically to do it and fails and makes himself
more sad.
And going back to the thing that worked the last time, not, not realizing really
that like, oh, you've already played this song.
It was the novel.
It's not shocking really anymore.
You already screamed about eating your neighbors and now saying like, no, no,
but for real, I'll eat my neighbors and you should get ready to eat your neighbors too.
People aren't really all that interested.
And you didn't have the, you didn't have the punch, which is, I will barbecue
your ass.
That's the punchline, you know?
Yeah.
That's where you get it.
Eat your leftist ass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the way to do it.
Yeah.
That was good trolling to begin with.
And now this is just kind of a pathetic attempt to like play the hits.
Yeah.
Uh, and no one cares.
Everything's going to be weaker and weaker and weaker from here on out.
Diminishing returns on your cannibalism obsession.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That one's, that one's still weird, but don't really care.
Alex.
Creativity is, is, is an asset.
Yeah.
It's a virtue.
Yeah.
And one of the things that is fun about like the first time he screamed
about eating his neighbors was that it was out of nowhere.
It was, there was a novelty.
Truly out of nowhere.
There was a novelty to it.
That's what we need.
And unfortunately, I just don't think he has a lot of that in him.
Yeah.
Um, and then he was doing, he was talking about your children.
Would you not feed your five or six year old if they were starving?
I don't want to think about that.
I want you to tell me that you will secretly feed your children, your neighbors.
That's fun.
I don't want you to tell me that people will have to make hard choices.
I want you to tell me that you're such a fucking weirdo.
You'll feed people to your children without telling them.
That's what I want to hear.
Uh-huh.
I mean, all the screams is like, your life's not going great.
Yeah.
And you shouldn't have custody of your kids.
It's all that I'm hearing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm hearing that a lot.
So, um, look, I have bad news.
Mike Adams is on the show and he has, uh, sort of free reign over the last two
hours of the show, which means I'm not going to listen to most of it.
No.
Um, but here, uh, he is, uh, being dramatic as hell because he's a little baby.
I mean, it's, we're watching a suicide cult actually achieve the mass suicide
of the human race right now.
And it's people like you and I and all the info warriors, those watching, we're
trying to stop the total suicide of the human race right now.
That's a perfect way to describe it.
It's a globalist death cult, transhumanist cult, and anybody that signs on to it
either doesn't know what's happening or is under Stockholm syndrome.
And, and, and really, if you quantify it down to its basics, it's our, you
pro future or anti future.
And then when you said it's very key, this isn't just a war on homo sapiens.
When you really study the globalist, put poison in the atmosphere, poison the
ground, homo dioxide, marium salt, all this, they're at war against the planet.
Yes.
Yes.
I, I, I think it's aliens terraforming.
I mean, I, because I logically don't cover flying saucers and all that you get
privet, but if you logically war game and I've talked to some top generals who
agree, it's like an anti human force.
It's what they're doing.
And you come to the same conclusion, just isn't human.
I get it.
You read childhood's end and you think it's real.
Come on.
Now, one way you could look at this is that a profit motive outweighs the
environmental impact of many of our corporations choices.
Wow.
Thus, meaning it's not terraforming.
It's maybe just capitalism, not aliens.
And that you cannot even imagine the idea that capitalism could be at fault for
this so much so that you are willing to go.
Well, obviously that can't be it.
It's aliens.
Well, you have to exclude that as a possibility because that's an
athma who's willing to.
And therefore you have to accept the not logically provable scenario that it's
aliens terraforming the planet.
Much like in this book I read when I was a kid and think is real.
Logically, the only conclusion I can come to is that it's aliens.
Well, it's childhood's end.
This is just the plot of childhood's end.
It's a very strange sentence.
Fucking idiot.
Yep.
Anyway, we have one last clip here because there's not.
I'm not listening to hours of Mike Adams.
That's what I will say.
I have certain lines in the sand.
I'll listen to a little Mike Adams.
Yeah.
I hate his voice.
I think he's so annoying.
I think he is one of the most annoying people in terms of just like his,
his theatrics and his modeling.
It's over for humanity.
Repeatedly just constant.
And like there's one point where Alex is like, oh my God, you've never said this is
the biggest news you've ever broken.
This must be serious.
Oh my God.
I was like, if I had time, I would go back through and find all the time.
Yeah.
I mean, you super cut that.
This is the biggest news.
Yeah.
It's just it's just constant over and over again pretending yesterday doesn't exist.
Yeah.
Just it's just annoying.
Oh, but this last clip, we need more pie based responses to mean 3.14 or pie the
pie the food.
I'm not the food.
I'm talking more just a basic cream pie.
The prop.
Yeah.
Like the idea that Mike Adams can say that.
And then Alex says that is like just pie him in the face.
Well, it's just a regular old pie.
It's a disrespect to the audience in as much as like,
do you really think people don't remember the last time?
That's absurd.
And turns out maybe they don't.
I mean, fine, but pie.
So Alex recently was out of studio for a while.
He was clearing his head, getting back in the zone.
It turns out he had gone to Cancun for an extended vacation with his family.
Yeah, that sounds right.
01:10:28,860 --> 01:10:29,340
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really, really struggling, really suffering amongst these financial burdens that he
has, you know, he's he's just, you know, you're every man taking constant vacations,
maybe even international ones and bringing security along for these international vacations.
I'm sorry.
And sometimes these security guards over here think I'm sorry.
Well, not to bring myself into this, but I'm a bellwether like a gauge or a sensor.
I took off some time, went to Cancun a few weeks ago, had to take off to reset my brain,
hadn't been there in like four or five years.
And I was there for five days and I brought a bodyguard who would when I was on the beach
with my daughter and then family, he just sat back under, you know, under the pilappas or
whatever.
And there were all these liberals going, I used to hate him, but I got him in.
He's right.
This is crazy.
All he heard was positive stuff for five days.
I was out on the beach, you know, volleyball and football and building sandcastles.
I was out there like five stars today.
All he heard was positive to saying, actually, everybody attacks him and he's right.
And I'm a liberal.
I was out there building sandcastles with my kid in an attempt to make a red out.
I mean, yeah.
So this is like fun made up kind of stuff that he does all the time.
Or like, even if you imagine that this person did say this stuff to Alex,
he's on your payroll.
It's your bodyguard who's like, Hey, boss, I overheard some people talking about how
they're, they're liberals, but they realize you're really cool now.
I was about to say word for word, what you just said.
Yeah.
This is unreliable narrator's shit, but like, but also like a Russian nesting.
There's two unreliable narrators here.
Yeah.
Well, two possible unreliable narrators, one or the other, or maybe both.
I would say both is more is the most likely scenario.
Who knows?
I would say both that it never happened and that the security guard was lying either way.
That is, that is, I mean, that's really the only question here.
Yeah.
How many lies?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's the number?
What's the top number that we can be experiencing?
Yeah.
Um, cool, man.
Cool.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Nevermind.
I was going to say maybe he wouldn't be in these financial straits if he didn't take
all these constant vacations.
I think there's something else hanging over his head beyond budgetary.
That's why I decided not to make that declaration.
I can have budget problems.
He has a $1.5 billion settlement on his head.
Yeah.
Also, but I mean, like maybe you wouldn't have to eat your neighbors for a much longer time.
If you took that money that you spent on a fucking extended vacation to Cancun.
Sure.
And put it into that survival food you sell.
Yeah.
You know, here's the thing.
It makes more sense.
Look, if I knew that the world was about to end, I am not going to stock up to try and survive it.
Fuck that noise.
I'm going to go take a bunch of vacations.
That's what I would rather.
I'm going to celebrate the time I have left.
To smoke them while he got them.
Exactly.
And that I respect way more than being like, okay, when the world ends,
we're going to eke out another couple of six months and then we'll die.
Ah, that sucks.
I don't want to do that.
Boo.
Well, Alex's primary business model is based on survival bullshit and survival food and stuff.
So you can't really give him that credit.
He's just a selfish fuck who's taking the vacation.
If you are telling me that we've got a year left, why am I going to work?
True.
Why would I want to spend the last year of my and the rest of human life's work working?
Well, what if you work at the resort in Cancun?
Oh, that's a good point.
Then someone's got to go to work in order for you to have your vacation.
Don't tell them that the world's going to be over in a year.
See, now that's abuse.
Maybe you love your job.
I don't know.
Share, share, share, share.
I get it.
I get enjoying the time while you have it.
Of course.
But I also think that there's something to be said for like, hey, if small
preparations can be made so you don't have to eat your neighbors.
Sure.
Maybe that's good too.
Maybe maybe there's space for both.
We have to negotiate whether or not my biggest problem is do I have to or not eat my neighbors?
Do you want a human jerky?
If I have other problems.
Trying to come up with upon best the jerky boys.
Yeah.
It's not working.
I think it because it's just right there.
Because yeah, because it's just jerky boys.
Yeah.
Those boys are jerky now.
Yeah, that's about it.
Yep.
Too easy of a pun.
Let me ask you a question.
Right.
Shaped like people.
Will you eat them?
Not shaped like people.
Will you eat them?
I think that you have to be a real sick fun to be in the apocalypse and make human jerky
and then shape it like a person.
I see the jerky bread man.
You are you got to go.
I'm going to eat you if you do that.
Quite frankly, you're first to go because that kind of mentality has no place in my future society.
What?
You don't want a little sense of humor to your apocalypse?
Not that kind of.
Okay.
Well, that's fair.
Look, a little bit of humor is great.
Too soon.
Too soon.
If you make the human jerky in the shape of like animals.
Fine.
Sure.
Great.
Because that takes your mind off.
Yeah, yeah.
No, that's yeah.
You're like, oh, see, I'm actually eating.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah.
Or look, I love the idea of humor in the in that post apocalypse in the form of physical comedy.
Maybe someone does some pretfalls.
Okay.
A little bit.
A little while bananas are too radiated to slip upon.
Well, you understand that at dark, dark times, you know, like that's when comedy has to become
someone falling down.
Yeah.
Because we just need.
We just got a nine pain being.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For all of my enjoyment of clever jokes in the in the apocalypse, we're all just going
to watch three Stooges.
That's it.
You want word play?
No.
No, no, I do not.
The world is end.
You want slaps?
Yeah, that's what I want.
I want weird noises.
Yep.
Yep.
So anyway, this is what Alex is up to in the present.
Yep.
Yep.
And for and the apocalypse, I assume he will be eating people.
Well, and he wants you to be sort of like an evangelist.
Trying to convince people it's a good idea to eat people.
Yeah.
Which is like you're not serving your children if you don't serve them people.
See, and here again, if my plan was cannibalism, I'm telling no one about that.
Otherwise, I am just I'm I'm detracting from my own food source.
And again, that's that's a fine point.
Hypothetically, but it's not relevant because this
is just a desperate attempt on Alex's part to give people to pay attention to it.
And I mean, I think it failed because I haven't seen anyone given a shit about this.
No, we you strongly tried not to give a shit about that.
I mean, look, if it's the present day stuff that he's going on about, like it's so goddamn boring
that like if that uvra, I would much rather listen to him talk about eating people and
then discuss how this is a desperate attempt for people to pay attention to.
Yeah, that's true.
That is something that at least is like, well, here we can make sense of this and see.
There's like, you know, desperate PR attempts are not PR, but you know what I mean?
Like marketing, trying to trick people into doing promotion for him.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At least there's that as opposed to like just a no man's land of
false reality lies.
Dumb shit.
Yeah.
You know, yep.
Anyway, we'll be back.
Indeed, we will.
With another episode probably in the past because there was no conversation about eating
people back then.
But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
We do indeed. It's knowledge right.com.
Yep. We're also on Twitter.
We are on Twitter. It's at knowledge underscore fight.
Yes. And we'll be back.
But until then, I'm the Dan Friesen of the host.
I didn't, I don't know how to make that work. Never mind.
I'm still just Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX cork. And, uh, oh, you know what?
And now here comes the sex robots.
Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
Hello, Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
I love you.