Knowledge Fight - #782: February 26, 2023

Episode Date: March 2, 2023

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on Alex's present day antics before heading off for Milwaukee.  In this installment, Alex spends a lot of time talking about how much he liked SNL this week and how Cenk Uygur wants to steal his cat for unholy reasons.

I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys knowledge fight. Dan and George knowledge fight. I need money. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. Stop it. Andy and Kansas. Andy and Kansas. It's time to pray. Andy and Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding me. Hello Alex. I'm Mr. Tim Cullen. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. Knowledge fight. Knowledge fight. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back knowledge. Right. I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're gonna do like to call. Sorry. Right up the gate with the. Oh, I'm so sorry. Well, we also like to worship with the altar of Selene and talk a little bit about Jones when we're not not ruining the entire show and bringing it to a halt. Yeah. Apologies. It's all right. You flew it down the

wrong way. Yes. Jordan. Jordan. I have a quick question for you. What's your right spot today? My bright spot today. Jordan. We are recording this and we're releasing it on Thursday instead of Friday this week because we'll be in Milwaukee for live shows at the X-ray arcade. Famous X-ray arcade. Famous X-ray arcade. Very excited about that. And I just didn't want to think about needing to release an episode while we're there. Totally. Experience the time. Yeah. And so this bright spot is maybe a little bit of a non bright spot but also bright spot. Okay. Okay. Like maintaining spots. So tonight we're doing the Thursday show. Right. And I had planned something spectacular. Yeah. I was gonna get a cameo for you as a as a way to open up the show.

Here's gonna be the best. Yeah. CT is on cameo from the real world road rules challenge. Oh no. Did he reject your cameo request? He did. No. CT. Oh no. I watched you in the remake of the world's most dangerous game. I even CT. I even included in my request or both big fans which isn't actually even true. I'm not even not a huge fan of this anymore. I think I'm a fan of who love him. I enjoy the character he plays on TV but in real life. I don't know if I I think I might have screwed up because I asked him to include as an inside joke calling you a little loser. Maybe he would have been great. I don't want to get involved with that on my thing. That will go on the Internet. People will say I'm CT the little wizard. Titty baby guy. Yeah. And so

that is not happening. Although I had I had made a request. I was ready to make it happen. TJ Laven is also on there. I considered doing that. But he's out of the price range. Yeah. A little bit too. No. Of course he is. And I don't know how many words he could say at the same time. He might be asking too much. Several thousand dollars. No a couple hundred but still too much. That's too much. Not it. Not even close to the person who I think is asking way too much. And that is Project Pat the rapper Project Pat. Really. Yes. How much six hundred fifty dollars. Oh man for a Project Pat cameo. Here's what I like about that unless it's a guest verse. I don't know if that's worth it. Here's what I like about that. OK. Chances you're going to get 10 cameos if you're

Project Pat low low. So you don't want to charge 60 bucks per. I disagree. Six hundred but that's barely nothing. Chances you'll get one cameo. Fairly good. I think I think you could get quite a few. I think a lot of people love chicken head. A lot of people love getty green. That's fair. Bowelers we be on some twanky twanky. I think we need to get in contact with him to see what his numbers are and see if we can improve his his interactions. I think it's going to cost six hundred fifty dollars to get in touch with him to find out. I think he owes us six hundred fifty dollars to try and maximize his viewership. I honestly think he's he definitely lost a sale for me because I would have probably if it was considerably cheaper. I bought one. It's not

like Project Pat. I grew up on that. Hypotized Mines three six. Sure. Yeah. Kind of a world right. But also I was considering six fifties too much. Here's a question that I had also while I was going through cameo trying to find something to play as a surprise for you at the show. Sure. Sure. Sure. Is Peter North a well enough known person that it would like actually have an effect like the legendary. Okay. I was I was like here's the problem with me. First thought I had for some reason went straight to Elijah Wood in the movie North. Don't ask me why that happened. Second thought I had the guy who comes a lot. He's on. He's on. He's on cameo. Too very diametrically opposed thoughts to have back to back. Apparently he is well known

enough that it would be recognizable. I would say he's recognizable to most if not all. Yeah. I had a real real difficult. Anyway C.T. ruined everything once again once again. Classic Captain not. What's your bright spot. My bright spot is I mean you know barring the obvious considering what will be happening later on this evening as you listen to this. My bright spot is the Mandalorian. Oh it returns. It returns from the depths of the book of Boba Fett to once again be not a shitty show. Grogu. Grogu's back. Right. Yep. I don't know much references. I hope that Luke's Skywalker showed up last season. He did. It was pretty exciting. Yeah. Made me cry a little bit. Spoilers. No. It was fine. I talked about it on the show. Oh yeah. Yeah. Grogu. That is a reference

for sure. I know that Werner Herzog was on it. He was. He was first season. He's gone now. He was. He was horribly tragic. Oh. I mean he was a bad guy and he was murdered. Right. Yeah. Okay. I don't know much else. I mean I guess like there's a lot of people who look like Boba Fett. Yeah. Yeah. They're all the Mandalorian. Right. They're in their fets. Is it all the Fett family. No no no. Jango. Jango Fett was a Mandalorian. Okay. All right. Then after Mandalore fell is so Jango becomes a bounty hunter. Mandalorian is like an alien race. Mandalore is the name of a planet. Okay. All right. The leader of which is named Mandalore. All right. The people of whom are called Mandalorians. Okay. They're they're Creed. Uh huh. Mandalore. So it's not a very specific name for

everything. Yeah. It is one thing. And they're all bounty hunters. You know. No. But maybe. I guess. You know it is. They all wear that cool hat. They suffer from. They do all wear the cool hat. They suffer from classic sci-fi brain which says well if we've got one of them I guess everybody does the same job. Sure. You know. Yeah. It worked that time. Yeah. You're all bounty hunters now. Okay. Everybody from this planet I could develop a unique and diverse group of people or you could all be bounty hunters and this is the bounty hunter planet. So other than Luke Skywalker do we get some good fun Star Wars cameos like do we get a Jar Jar. Do we get a boss. No. No. No. So this is do you get a Bib Fortuna. This is all Dave Filani's world. All right. Now way back when. Okay.

This guy was only in the cartoons. He was only doing the Clone Wars. He was doing the 3D cartoons that you'd see on Nickelodeon. Sure. Sure. Right. Then over time they were like how about you run all of Star Wars low key you run all of Star Wars. Well he runs low key to low key and all of Star Wars. Well it is all Disney right. Yeah. I guess I could have a crossover. So there's like the movies right and then there's everything else and it's basically under the control of this one dude and John Fabro. So yeah. So that entire universe is all filled with like Ahsoka Tano. That's a character that started in the Clone Wars cartoon 30 years ago 20 years ago or something like that and now she's showing up as Rosario Dawson in a live action thing. Right. Wait. It's all this one

dude. So wait. John Fabros like deeply involved in running the Star Wars stuff. The Star Wars stuff. Wait a second. Yep. Yep. Yep. What a ride. I know for him. Yeah. For him. Think about that. Wow. Right. Swingers. Swingers. From swingers to running Star Wars. We should all dream. I don't know if we can. No one should dream back. Dream big. If you dream that big you're probably going to become a serial killer. You got to like ease into that. That's got to be an accident. But you got to know that it know that it's possible. It is possible. I guess. Don't dream big but dream that dreams may come. John Favreau has proven that it's possible. Yes. Okay. Well we've spent a lot of time on that was intense. Very bright spots. So let's

let's get down to business Jordan. We have an episode to go over. Okay. This is February 26th 2023. All right. Alex has been out of studio quite a bit which has led to a bit of chaos. Yeah. Quite frankly that sounds right. I've had very little of him to go over outside of him like showing up and like yelling at Owen or Harrison while they're hosting. That's fun. It's not as fun as you want it to be though. And then the worst laid plans of my life. Yeah. Have fallen apart. So many big dreams. This 2003 2004 Dean scream. Yeah. To that for the live show. Yeah. Such a terrible plan on my part. Because get this. He doesn't cover it. No. Not even a little no. Not even once. No. The biggest thing that happened in politics that year. Well I don't

know about that. I mean as far as I remember. Shit got really boring for a stretch. Like we got through a lot because the holidays and stuff that's not even worth covering. Right. Then I get to past the 19th which is when the screen happens in the 20th 21st. Nothing. No coverage of it. And so I'm like OK we can't do this for the live show. And now I don't have anything from this 2003 2004 stretch to cover. So I was left in a lurch. Yeah. It makes the breakneck pace with which we attacked it seemed kind of silly in retrospect. Quite silly. Yeah. I was telling my friend Angela Lampsberry about this and she was like oh wow I thought you were planning this backwards. I thought you knew the destination and you were working as like well

yeah that's probably how I that's probably how I should have done it. Excuse me ma'am. You have not listened to our 800 episode long show before have you. In hindsight if I ever do this again like that. Yeah I will do that. No that makes perfect sense. But I completely whiffed and had to find something new to go over for the live shows. Hell you know. But we did find something. And so anyway this is my way of saying that that's we're not going to talk about the game screen and 2004 episodes have been like just nothing for a while. Yeah. So I don't have a 2004 episode to go over. But thankfully on Saturday or Sunday I think it's a Sunday. Alex came in didn't come in. He's on video. He's on video. And he sounds like shit.

Audio is terrible. Right. He is in a weird room somewhere. They dismantled his home. Alex Jones live studio. Either he's on vacation again again or he's in a law office somewhere or a holding cell. I don't know. Sure. It's bad. Right. You'll hear it. It's not great. But we do get to learn about his cat which is something that I think a lot of people have been curious about and some of the issues. Wait. Wasn't the cat discussion we had from the 2003 era. It definitely was. OK. So here's. So this is a new cat. Right. OK. OK. Thank God. He had that cat that he hated. Now he has a cat. Do you mean he had that wife that he hated. Same thing. OK. So but he has this this new cat and wife. It's apparently very expensive. A very expensive cat. And in the

bankruptcy proceedings they were they were shocked to find him claiming it as a two thousand dollar asset or something. And so he's trying to make a big deal out of how the government wants to take his cat away as they made a video of himself holding the cat and it's this giant fucking rag doll cat. Wow. It's very cute. It's a delightful cat. But it's all just a very desperate plea for attention. Right. For people to see him as a victim. Like won't you won't you think of my poor daughter who loves her cat. I'm going to take your cat. No one's taking your cat. You are the one who listed your cat as an item to be taken. You're the weird one here. No one else would even think to put their cat on their bankruptcy filing. It's an expensive ass cat. That's an expensive cat.

So we'll get down to business on this here episode. But first take a little moment to say hello to some new ones. Oh it's a great idea. So first I was told that this is where I go to get verified on Twitter. Is that not right. Thank you so much. You and I are policy one. I'm a policy one. Thank you very much. It's not right now. Next six foot five Howard Dean is not real and cannot hurt you. Thank you so much. You are now a policy one. I'm a policy one. Thank you very much. Next as someone who is in ABBA's much less popular musical chess in college Dan's rendition of One Night in Bangkok was so absolutely flawless. I pause the episode to become a policy one. Thank you so much. You are now a policy one. I'm a policy one. Thank you very much. It doesn't seem a minute. Dan I always knew

that you're singing was going to eventually launch us into the next level but I didn't know when or what it was going to take and it was ABBA. It was ABBA. But I don't think ABBA. Did they have another musical called chess because I don't think I don't think the musical chess that I'm talking about was ABBA because that's Murray head baby. I don't know. I don't know anything about chess since we last recorded have you spent one night in Bangkok. I have absolutely not. I remain virginal. I remain untouched by the corruption of your ears. I would know if you had spent one night in Bangkok makes the tough guys tumble. I know I would I would walk in here with weak knees. Can't be too careful with your company. Next I've listened to over 100 episodes and only

just figured out that the name knowledge fight is based on info wars as in knowledge equals info and fight equals wars and it's really affected my confidence and I don't feel like I deserve to be a policy walk. Thank you so much. You are now policy walk. I'm a policy walk. Thank you very much. I get that a lot actually that people don't get the name. I think it's funny sort of but also it's a stupid name. No that's the thing. I appreciate that they feel like it's upon them to have have failed in some way when in reality the name came from two people who thought that this podcast was going to last maybe six months tops. Yeah. Brain Battle might have been a better name in terms of the alliteration but you know the need hearing it back now brain battle sounds

kind of dumb. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. I think that's what like didn't Stephen Colbert ago with that. I think he did for his tuck buckly. Yeah. Didn't last long. Yeah. There we go. Eight hundred episodes of that. Eight hundred episodes of that. Suck it Colbert. Take the tonight show over. State of the Union. Press Correspondent Dinner. Your prick. Yeah. Yeah. Get them. Anyway. Yeah. We're going to start off here today with Alex talking about something positive. He's in a good mood about something and it's comedy based. There's thousands of examples of this but humanity's really learning through the. Wow. This is bad. Just 10 years ago almost no one knew about the new order 20 years ago a tiny bit compared to that 30 years ago 40 years ago maybe one tenth of one

percent. Now in major polls around the world the most unpopular groups are the globalist Hollywood and all the major corporations they control and then Woody Harrelson guaranteed because I know people that work at Saturday Night Live have worked at Saturday Night Live and all about the inner workings of Saturday Night Live and everything they say is heavily scripted, heavily controlled. That's why Dave Chappelle when he came out and talked about Kanye West and said some things that they didn't like went off script and they got very upset. Well he talked about going off script. Woody Harrelson who I know personally been friends with a long time. I've talked to him for years but we've done some work together and talked about him in the

past. I know he's a basically daily listener and Woody's a smart, smart cookie. His dad obviously very, very an interesting fellow even with that but he knows all about the deep state and he came out on Saturday Night Live last night. I'm not going to play the full monologue, the full monologue is on n4s.com and said man I'm thinking of a fictional movie where drug dealers, drug cartels, we're talking about Big Pharma here, make you buy a drug and make you stay locked in your house to take it. So again these are direct attacks. These are glitches in the matrix. These are people across the board knowing that the new owner is going to destroy them and their families and they don't fight back against it and we're seeing this

intensity all the time. Very important clip here it is. Okay so the movie goes like this. The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in their homes and people can only come out if they take the cartels drugs and keep taking them over and over. I threw the script away. I mean who is going to believe that crazy idea? You might notice that there's not a lot of laughter. No no no I think everybody got exactly where you were going and went oh yeah and it's also the punchline's cut off but we'll get to that here in a minute. Okay but I would say from the standpoint of comedy it's at best a sloppy monologue but like Woody Harrelson's

a pretty charismatic dude so he's talking about smoking a lot of weed and stuff. He's very clearly on script and you can tell because there's like pre pre-made graphics. He's talking about how like he's going off script and he's like hey by the way put number four up on the screen. Right he's he's talking about how he was smoking a joint in New York and he had brought it from California. He's like I didn't bring it from California. My manager did and then he's like and he's here tonight so they show his manager and then there's a chiron at the bottom. It's like brought drugs there you go. Yeah yeah yeah. It's like it's all very much on the rails as it were. You have an actor doing the monologue. You have his monologue written for him. Yeah yeah and he doesn't do a

terrible job or anything although it feels a little bit weird because at two points during the monologue he says that he it's his fifth time hosting SNL and you know the whole five timers club thing. Yeah so he like pretends that someone's going to put a jacket on him yeah and no one comes. Right right right. The audience I don't know if they know how to feel about that. They were like wait shouldn't Steve Martin be coming out and giving him a jacket right now. It doesn't feel right because it does feel disrespectful to Woody Harrelson. Yeah that like they made such a big deal. You've said the five timers club is the thing you have to adhere to it now. You you are the ones who made it a thing. It's not Woody's fault. No no but Woody's

obviously making some kind of a joke but the audience is confused. Yeah anyway I think that there's some some failings and bad choices and because his his monologue is largely about how he smokes a ton of weed and drinks a lot. It's kind of meandering maybe by design. Yeah yeah that's what you would expect. It fits that character. The whole show went downhill once Castillo left. That's what I have to say. Once Castillo left it the whole thing was shit. Also I would say that they are not notorious for staying strictly on script. No Jimmy Fallon made a career out of being terrible. Yeah I mean those were many years ago like it would be tough for me to use an example like Will Ferrell's bad doctor sketch. Yeah yeah yeah that was not rigidly anything they did in the

hot tub I think. Anything Will Ferrell did basically. Yeah but yeah it's also Alex is kind of ignoring the part in Woody's monologue where he describes himself as an anarchist and a Marxist. But you know Woody Harrelson is somebody who's been anti-vaccine mitigation measures largely because of his anarchism. Yeah yeah yeah. He comes from a place of like no state control. Right. Now that said he does also have some pretty dumb conspiracy ideas. Yeah I mean I don't think he listens to Alex every day though. I don't think that anyone should and I mean maybe I'm the one who's mistaken his public persona for the past his entire life but I feel like people recognize this is not the guy to take advice from on anything. And it

almost feels like he understands that. Yeah he's having a great time with it. Yeah also his dad was a murderer. Okay see I didn't know that part. His dad was a murderer what. His dad went to jail for killing a judge. Okay okay what. His dad went to jail for killing a judge. Yeah okay. So that's what Alex says that his dad is an interesting character. That's an interesting character. All right. Well it's not not interesting. That's not not it. No I mean accuracy is important. Yeah yeah. So Alex is thinking about you know the Hollywood. He's thinking about how well he's best friends with Woody Harrelson. Sure. And he has some things to say about his time working on scan or darkly that I just can't believe. So I can tell you that I got invited to

be in a few movies without really even asking and got to know a lot of Hollywood folks like Woody Harrelson and Chana Reeves and really many many others. And they were awake to the New World Order. We were having dinner or hanging out 15 16 17 18 19 20 years ago. That's how long I've known those guys. I knew those guys both you know together. But Robert Downey Jr. was also hanging out. He was a big jerk. I thought I was an idiot. But the point is is that. Take that junior. Scattered Arkley Iron Man. Waking the New World Order and hated the New World Order was having long discussions with me. I was also a consultant on the film and updating Philip K. Dick's book. Updated and what now. They were really really awake back then. So that's why I

know what Woody Harrelson is so awake that I know him through William Harrelson and some other folks. But it's not about name driving. It's about the fact that I knew well that Woody Harrelson was awake so long ago. Alex did a cameo in the movie. He didn't like punch up the script. No he wasn't a script advisor. He was a consultant. He gave it a one over. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. He was on set for half a day tops. He's not like sitting around the whole time they're shooting and it's not about quantity. It's about quality. It's about quality. Sure. You could have been on the film for months. But what you learned in those few hours of Alex being on set influenced the entirety of the movie. Fucking Star Lord over here. Absolutely. Unreal. What kind of what kind

of disrespectful to people who actually lose it all adapted the screen play. I updated Philip K. Dick. What's the book about. Also Richard Robert Downey Jr. was probably like deeply into drugs at this point. Yeah. Yeah. That might be a little rude. That makes sense. I thought it was a piece of shit. I mean I wouldn't be surprised if he acted like an asshole. That's kind of what he did. So you may remember our last present day episode I believe we covered Alex talking about how the nukes are right around the corner. Yeah. It'll take five minutes for Russia to destroy all of the America. They got their subs right off the coast. She was bad. Yeah. Yeah. We weren't going to survive for the week at least. Yeah. Things are different.

Things are different. They're fine now. Yeah. The submarines go away. Looks like we're winning. Oh OK. I can with great competence and analysis tell you that we reached another major milestone. It was last January about 13 and a half months ago in 2022 that I said studying the topography of the media landscape not sure the U.S. Worldwide and the numbers I'm seeing and the different talk shows I see coming out against covid lie and the poison shots and big pharma and the lockdowns that they're going to lose not just their current push for forced injections and worldwide ID cards and and and castle societies. They're not just going to lose on their forced injections. They're going to lose on the whole thing and we just keep pushing.

It's kind of like you get in a fight. The guy starts to fight. He punches you. You get him really hard. Break his nose knocking down and you kind of wait and see if he gets back up. But he's going to kick him in the face a couple times and maybe break a couple of ribs and not to mention your family. And that's the analogy. I'm using a nonviolent way for the new world order. What about 13 months ago broke their nose really bad and knocked them down. And they are getting back up so politically nonviolent. We got to move in get a good kick into the under the jaw. They keep getting up. Got to go ahead and start stomping the ribs. Uh and that's just what you got to do. So that's where we are ladies and gentlemen.

And we got to press the attack 110%. So let me make the new announcement. Let me make the big announcement here. The new new announcement. It's 100% that on. The chain reaction has been achieved. Not just on the poison shots. Not just on the lockdowns. It was their big gamble to use that to get full control of us and only in places like China where they able to get a lot of it done. But you know, it's usually being as a test that a whole squeeze again last year and it caused an explosion across the country. He had to back off. So he's being basically told or working with the globalists that channel with the leader of the new world order if he can successfully get his population under their control. But notice

he failed that task. Yeah. So we we're the the Patriots are winning again. And they only have to break some ribs or whatever if the globalists try to get back up. And honestly at this point in the episode and throughout the only thing I can point to is that Woody Harrelson said some interpretively anti-vax stuff on Saturday Night Live. That's that's the justification for like the globalists are on the run. The chain reaction has started. Yeah. Yeah. I appreciate that the audio quality reminds me of something that the French resistance might have broadcast during world during the occupation, if you will. If Alex had more meaningful things to say, he could probably try and do something that harkens to that. It is a little bit like that. But if

they were talking about their movie reviews, you know, like, oh, the Germans are killing us all but have you heard about the new brief and stock film? You know, yeah. Yeah. But it would be more trivial. It would be more trivial. Yes. It would be some kind of disposable weekly content. Just I'm blown away. I want him. See, here's what I want because the moment he said 13 months ago, I I immediately turned it into like it was 13 months ago this night that we punched them in the nose and broke it. It was 13 days ago this day that we pushed them out and forced them into the window. It was 13 hours ago. This out, you know, like I was 13 months ago that he said the invasion of Ukraine would last a day or two. It was somewhere around there. Yeah. It was almost

exactly 13 months ago. Yeah. Yeah. This guy's not good at using. He wasn't doing good 13 months ago. No, no, no. He's not his best work. So I've long been of the opinion that Alex Jones is a great example of somebody who's indoctrinated into very extreme beliefs at a young age. Yeah. And then pretends that it's open mindedness that led him to this. Like I researched all of these points and it turns out this is right. When in reality, he's just an extremist who has never challenged his own worldview in any meaningful way. Yeah. He's more sheltered in his perspectives and opinions than most anybody who lives in a city. Yeah. I mean, he's a little bit like what if the Twilight Zone episode where the kid got everything he wanted just grew up and never faced any consequences

at all. Right. And I think I think a lot of people might say that no, he's all over the place. He's but in his next clip, I think you kind of get the sense that maybe he is discussing childhood indoctrination into an extremist worldview. Hey, I want to thank you all for joining us on this live Sunday edition. I want you to listen to me very, very carefully. I have been blessed by God to have your support. I've been blessed by God to have a great family that educated me on the world work when I was very, very young. And we have a mission here all of us together. So when I say these things, again, it's not about getting my horn. The fact that I know the enemy so well and just instinctively nine times out of 10 and estimate what they're going to do

better than anybody else is a blessing. But it's also a curse because they hate my guts, ladies and gentlemen. And they've done major Pentagon investigations, major CIA investigations, major FBI investigations into me trying to figure out what agency or foreign group is telling me what to say. And now they know that it's coming from me and they know that I am like the equivalent of their top Pentagon futurist. But what I do is I study what the globalists are doing and I'm against them. From a really young age, his parents taught him all of this stuff, all of this nonsense and other family members. And because of that, he has an ingrained ability to intuit what the enemy is going to do. It's almost like a superpower that he has because of all of this

shit that's been nailed into his head as a youth. I feel bad. I mean, not really. I hate him. But for a different person who wasn't him, who had experienced this sort of thing, I would feel bad for that person. They were not dealt with responsibly as children. Yeah. What I see is I'm writing a movie in my head and it's a solid movie. So you've got this guy always, no consequences, et cetera, et cetera, always believes in himself, right? Grateful loves his family, all of those things, right? Finally is laid low, finally recognizes that he himself needs to go to therapy. And then the therapist starts getting into it. And there's the big climax where he goes like, oh, shit, my dad wasn't a good influence on my life. And it

all makes sense to him. Like there's a beautiful mind graphics and he's figuring out that sure, all of his wealth, but also all of his misery came from his dad. Like he doesn't even know what's going on. Oh, it would be Shakespearean in its tragedy. And then he would politically stab the therapist. Oh, no. I was thinking that he would trip and fall off the edge of a cliff and everybody like, no, if it's finally, we feel bad for this guy. It takes, it takes a lot to get there. It's a tough movie to sell. Yeah. And someone like Alex is tough to find pathos for. And that's why you kind of have to abstract it to like somebody else who isn't him, describing this. I'd feel really bad because if you take him at his word, he's saying that like,

I don't know yet this shit beaten to your head at a young age and it made you like have instinctual knowledge that you don't have because you're wrong. He's wrong about everything. Everything. He's pretending that like I can instinctually tell what the enemy is going to do. But if, if he did think that he should challenge that assumption by like keeping a track record. Right. He's been wrong across the board. Right. You'd have to then realize you do not have an ability to intuit what other people are going to do or your imaginary enemies are going to do and your parents led you astray and just brought you up in a extreme right wing. Yeah. Nonsensical world. No, it's one of the great classic tropes to be the person who is

brainwashed into a fascist world who, who sees everything through the point of view of like, no, we're helping people. We're, we're the good guys here. And then when challenged outside of the propaganda sphere, they come to the realization that no, we are not in fact the good guys. This would be like if Alex went out and saw everything and was like, man, you know what, actually we are the bad guys. That's fucking great. I love it. I mean, consider how much he's built up around himself to allow himself to never have to have those challenges. And you'd think that maybe, you know, this kind of a court battle or whatever would provide some kind of like recognition on his part of like what he's actually involved in,

how serious this is. But no, he just can come up with rationalizations for any kind of negative consequence. And then of course consequences mean that you're on the right track. And so, you know, he's just whether those ideas were influenced by his parents or his family or not, like he's just down a path that reinforces the worst conclusions. And it doesn't, there's no end to it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, in Star Wars terms, to think of it this way, you know, you've got, you've got your Darth Vader, right? Not beyond redemption. He's still got it. It's still there. Emperor, guess what? Emperor's going down the shaft. Emperor's beyond. You throw the emperor down the shaft. You don't ask questions. He's shooting lightning. You don't be like, maybe we

can help this guy. No, fuck the emperor. Right? Have you noticed that Alex does emperor impressions all the time? Yeah, I have noticed that. Yes, I have. Nope. Anyway, Alex wants to talk more about Woody Harrelson. Here's Woody Harrelson. Last night on Star and Out Live. Again, they normally have approved scripts just like Dave Chappelle. It's going to come out. He went off script where he comes out and attacks NBC's top show, Star and Out Live, that their main sponsor is Spicer. Second largest sponsor is Moderna. But despite that, Woody Harrelson got up there, fed them what he was going to say, and then live on TV, hit him in the cold open. And that took courage and it took focus and it took will for him to do that and to basically

expose how a drug cartel took control of our world, locked us in our houses and tried to make us take the drug that didn't get us high, but that destroyed our immune system made us sick. So that's an entirely made up story that Alex just imagined. The whole story Alex is telling has no connection to reality. It's just the heroic storyline that Alex gets excited about, and he knows that he can sell to his audience super easily. What Woody did wasn't off script. And if you watch the full monologue, it was a bit of a jab at the farm pharmaceutical companies, but it wasn't some big anti-vax stand and Woody wasn't exposing that the shots are poison or any of that bullshit. Yeah, it's important to also recognize that in order for Alex to make

these arguments work that he's doing, he has to selectively edit Woody's monologue. Here's where the clip cuts off every time Alex plays it. And people can only come out if they take the cartels drugs and keep taking them over and over. I threw the script away. I mean, who is going to believe that crazy idea? No. So interestingly, that isn't the end of Woody's joke. There's still a punchline that's left to come. Yeah. And actually the next line, the last line kind of ruins Alex's entire point. And so here is that. The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in their homes. And people can only come out if they take the cartels drugs

and keep taking them over and over. I threw the script away. I mean, who is going to believe that crazy idea being forced to do drugs? I do that voluntarily all day long. When you omit the last line, you take away some of the meaning of Woody's joke, which is why Alex plays the edited version. With the last line included, it becomes a lot harder for Alex to sell the audience this bold anti-vax stance because really what Woody was saying is that no one would need to make him take a vaccine because he would take it willingly as he does with a bunch of drugs. Anyway, Alex is playing an edited clip of Woody Harrelson's Saturday Night Live monologue. And that seems to be one of the major reasons he thinks the globalists are on the ropes. This is really dumb, but not

surprising at all. I threw that script away because I fucking love vaccines. I put vaccines in my body on the daily every morning. I wish I had more places. I have to inject between my toes. I've got so many vaccines in me right now. I love vaccines. I'm shooting up in my, my, my dick thing. He like turns around. There's a needle out of the back of his neck. Just the big size of the vaccine. Yes, absolutely. Yeah. I mean, I think, I think that he said some pretty dumb things as it relates to a vaccine stuff. And I kind of disagree with him somewhat, but I get where his opposition to mandates comes from, from his anarchist perspective. Strongly disagree, but I think it's different than Alex's perspective. Right. Right. For sure.

Yeah. And I think that that joke was kind of dumb. Maybe wasn't well, wasn't well written or very well performed. But it's also, I don't know. But it's Woody Harrelson. Who fucking cares? I don't really. I, I just don't care. I just don't care anymore about what SNL says about anything. I, I, I was sent this morning, my dad sent me a Fox news article about, because Lori life foot is no longer the Chicago mayor. We're all stoked. Everybody's happy. Whatever. Wow. We'll see how the runoff goes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, we're all happy for the short period of time when we don't technically have a mayor. That's when Chicago's that it's anarchy. We finally blossom into the beautiful city that we could be. Someone camp out on the

bridges. Make sure they can't pull them up. Make sure they can't pull them up again. But it is like the whole article is based around some tweet that some dumb lady put out. Like, I don't care. That's not, I don't care. I'm not doing it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think that Twitter is such a good thing that allows us to get information around, but also it, I don't know. Why, why pay attention to stuff that you like? Would you, would you ever care about Saturday Night Live monologues? If someone else didn't, I literally, I really, I literally replied with, if no, but if there weren't any journalists around to exploit this tweet, would anyone care if this tweet fell in a forest? Yeah, exactly. This is, this is 100%.

We accidentally gave all of journalism a lazy button where they just get to be like, boom, my work's done for today. No, that's, you know, that's not to say that some things that happen on Saturday Night Live can't be, you know, offensive. You know, I think that Dave Chappelle's recent thing was maybe that maybe merits a little bit of conversation. Sure. But this one, I don't really feel, I feel like this is, this is like him complaining about something that happened on real time with Bill Maher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, don't care. We need, we need a large flashing light for innocuous. Whenever something like this happens where it just flashes like, Oh, I guess we don't care then. Moving on. Yeah, but I agree with you,

but also because I'm agreeing with you, I have to take back, I take back my use of Bill Maher because some of that isn't innocuous. Yeah, no, no, that's definitely sometimes hurtful. Yeah. Yeah. But, but generally on the HBO version of his show, when Alex was complaining about stuff, that was trivial nonsense. It does not matter at all. Yeah. Whereas nowadays, Bill Maher's real piece of how worse he's amazing. Um, just a giant asshole. So yeah, big times, it's Saturday Night Live. I don't know. I don't, I don't think Alex will ever probably bring this up again. I think this is just a nice one day thing. I assume that they, he said they posted the clip on band.video. I imagine they cut out the part where the joke happens, right? I didn't

check, but I would assume so. Yeah, you would have to. I, I've heard him play it on his show a bit and it's always that. Always. That would make sense. Yeah. Um, but there's some actual news, I guess. Okay. Some other news. Um, Alex has decided that, uh, the way the globalists are going to attack is infrastructure, uh, uh, terrorism. Sure. They're going to bomb stuff. All right. What have you. Okay. I think he's trying to feed off the feelings about train derailments that have happened. Uh, certainly the, uh, the food plant stuff maybe isn't as exciting anymore, but there's still the, the memory of it, the echo. Shouldn't we all be forced to like stop for a moment. And before we get to go on,

we have to stop and be like, wait, remember how we were all that we were all like, oh, shit. Food processors are on fire all the time. Right. Now we all lost our minds. Now we've calmed down. Let's move forward. Okay. It's a few months later. We're fine. We're not maybe next time we don't let this happen again. No. Oh, cause it's happening again. Oh, shit. There have been 1000 plus percentile increases in oil refinery and gas processing center. That's bad cause we're already out of diesel, but in Australia, in New Zealand, in Europe, in Western Europe, in the UK, in Central America, in South America, in Mexico, and what happened Friday. I looked it up. If I could type this in, number of PIMX disasters, number of PIMX fires.

Look up. What percentage of oil does PIMX supply to the U S? What supply of refined gasoline does PIMX give the U S between five and 50% depending on the time. And Mexico, that state run oil and gas company has been ramping up production during the Ukraine war in the last year. And so under globalist pressure, they announced about a month ago, they're going to cut production to the United States in 2023, which is now begun. So a lot of people are saying, well, if three PIMX factories on Friday blew up, I mean, blue sky high sky, what you saw, but even bigger, much bigger than Ohio. If two in Mexico that mainly supply the United States, blue sky high, and then one in Texas, blue sky high, all the same day. You look up PIMX disasters,

they don't have one a year on average this big. You don't have a small fire, one thing will blow up, but not, or they'll have one of their drilling facilities blow up. There's a lot of that. So these are big. You just said there's a lot of that. That's a concern. Blowing sky, freaking high on the same day. That's a message. And a lot of folks will say, well, that's probably the Russians, because they're mad because Biden and the global, what blew up the North street pipeline last year. Did the Russians cut off the Keystone pipeline? Did the Russians shut down more than 2000 spurs and sub pipelines and dozens of major pipelines in the last two years or 26 months? No, the globalists. Yeah. So the globalists are blowing up these PIMX facilities, apparently.

So based on what Alex is saying though, do you think some globalists tried messing with the drilling and then after they succeeded a few times, after they succeeded a few times, everybody was like, no man, this happens all the time. We didn't even notice that you guys sabotage things. Drilling shit blows up all the time and nobody is concerned about that whatsoever. Yeah. I was just saying there's a thousand percent increase. That's just a completely made up number. He can't substantiate any of this. If you, if you tell me that there's a thousand percent increase, right? And then you say that three is a huge amount. Well, in one day. Okay. So three is a massive amount one day. So that would mean that there's a thousand in a year. Right. Right. If there was, if the thousand,

the thousand increase, yes, three a day, let's say, well, a thousand percent, it's, it's, it's a polynomial, isn't it? So there would be one time to the fire the year before. Yes, exactly. That's what it would have to be. It doesn't work. No. So there were three fires at Pemex locations in one day. That is true. One of them at a refinery in Vera Cruz didn't even halt production. It was just more of an inconvenience, although five people were injured. There was a fire at one in Deer Park, Texas, but it was put out and I don't believe there are any reported casualties or injuries at that one either. There was a, another one at a different plant. There was a storage facility in Vera Cruz and that one was a bit more severe. There's at least one fatality that I saw reported

and some people who are still missing from that. That one is, is pretty bad. And all, you know, anytime there's a place that's involved in fuel and fire, it's not, it's not, um, not scary. Right. Right. Right. So I don't want to say that they're minor things, but they didn't blow sky high. I mean, Alex is just exaggerating that shit. You're, you, what do you even mean when you say something blue sky high, right? What's the, what's the height? Every, well, the sky. Exactly. It's very sad. Like this stuff and, uh, you know, I feel for the workers, but, uh, there isn't any evidence of malfeasance. There are fires at Pemex locations fairly regularly. Three in a day is a lot. I'll admit that, but it's Alex's job to prove that there's something more

going on here than a coincidence. And he hasn't even tried to do that. No, no, no. He just said 1000%. He doesn't even realize that that's his responsibility. If anyone wants to take these claims seriously, three of them happen in a day. This is the same game plan that he had with the food plants and then the train derailments. People are noticing something and paying attention to it. So he's come up with a conspiracy narrative about it that fits into his worldview and helps, uh, uh, use the current headlines to funnel people into his revenue stream. If Alex actually cared about any of these issues, he would be championing stricter regulation of these types of facilities, more rigid inspection regimes, and robust public funding to make sure these types of

semi avoidable problems happen as rarely as possible. Because quite frankly, some of this stuff is just a byproduct of the, you work with insanely dangerous and volatile shit. Yeah. Some, some stuff, even you do your best. Uh, there is a chance that things can go wrong. Oh, no, I mean, you know what I'm saying. Yeah. We should be more amazed at what we can control and more humble about what we can't. Yeah. As opposed to being like, look at what we can do. Nothing will ever go wrong. Yeah. So this is kind of interesting because, um, it's nonsense. Alex's version of this, but I wasn't really prepared for the specific conspiracy that he was going to lay out about this and it starts here. The facts are, and I was looking

at the numbers earlier, I sent some of the articles to the crew that if just two years ago, Mexico was supplying about 5% of our oil. It's been as high as 15%. They look on a weekly basis. Hundreds of millions of barrels a month to the United States. And now three of their plants have blown up to in Mexico, two in the US. Ladies and gentlemen, put two and two together and understand the only way the global's can attack us now is hundreds of food processing plants blowing up, factories blowing up. I mean, 10, 15 a day, it's all over the place. And then the word goes out, just department is enforcing arson inspection. They're not. Okay. All right. Justice department is like, Hey, listen, we're not investigating fires this year.

That's news to the DOJ, I think, because they are. Well, what a day at work that would be. I think that that is Alex's way of trying to explain why there aren't criminal charges for these accidents that happen at places like oil refinery or a food processing plant. He's like, why? Wait, wait, wait, this is sabotage. But like, why are, oh, because they've put open season on, they put a, they put a stand down order on all fire investigations. Very dumb. And so made up. It's, it, it, he's, it's remarkable. It's just the confidence with which he just makes things insane. It's beautiful. It is. I, I, I mean, I have to ask the question

is, so they send hundreds of barrels a month. Is that a lot? I feel like that's not that, that's not as big as we might think it is. But he's also, he's also fudging the numbers. Right. Right. Right. Historically, Mexico's a net negative importing country. We imported net negative right. Right. Right. They get more than we take it. Yeah. If any of this were at all true, that Canada would be where the fires were. Yeah. They'd be blowing up oil stuff in Canada. Right. Cause that's where we get the, that's where we get way more oil from. Way more. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense if it's only hundreds of barrels. That's really not even putting a dent in things. Not, not really. And, and we export more oil to them

than we take in. Yeah. That just means we'd have to give them more oil. It's, it's really, really stupid. Yeah. And he could do better if the, it was Canada, but unfortunately there isn't a Canadian oil company that has these fires that people have been posting viral stuff in conspiracy communities about. So you can't really make use of that. Right. So he has to go with this and use a really just, just a built on sand ass narrative. Yeah. I feel like this is terrible. This is propelling towards like a black mirror episode where the guy runs out of good conspiracies. So he winds up hiring terrorists to cause bombing. So he can cover them like so until it gets caught and it's a whole thing. That's what the globalists would do. That's exactly what the globalists

would do. Alex has the false flag for news. Exactly. So anyway, the DOJ not charging people with arson. Nope. Turns out quite, quite a big piece of news. Yeah. So they also had not been doing inspections or investigations or any charges for arson. So these owners of companies get the word, but each state doesn't have to blow them up. Hey, the word is you could just blow this factory up and get the insurance money. The companies do it. Wink, wink. And then there's less food and water and energy and everything collapses. It goes to hell. There's ways to stop this. We'll talk about it and come back. Well, that's dumb. Insurance is not a long-term business strategy. Most restaurants, whenever they have to have a fire,

it's when they're going out of business. It's not like, oh, we need to stay open for another six months. Yeah. Arson fraud isn't your first choice. Oh, we got a deficit this year. Should we take out a loan? Nah, let's burn the factory again. Did you hear the good news? The DOJ is investigating arson. Hey, everybody, we're getting a bonus. Okay. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah. Also the DOJ, you can go to their website and they have a bunch of arson investigations and convictions and prosecutions. Of course they do. So yeah, this is just, this is patently wrong, easily provably false. Yeah. And just dumb. The idea of it is dumb. I love how much it's like a constant struggle for being like, oh, they're saying this out in public. This is open now. They're

announcing this. And yet when you have public information that is readily available to you, if you would like to search the FBI statistics. No, no, no, no, no. It's boring. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's work. You can't find this public information that's on their website. I only want to hear conjecture and tweets and tiktoks. That's all I want. Yep. So anyway, Alex gets to talking about Q. Okay. All right. And so he does listen to our show. No, I think what would this have been? No, because this is from the weekend. Oh, that's right. That's right. This is before I got you. No, no, no, no, not possibly be responsible. It's just coincidence. Yeah. But he lost a lot of fans because of Q and I.

Another big example of this is Q. I lost two and a half years ago during the Trump campaign about a third of our audience. It hurt us worse than the platforming. But I knew the Q thing was fake. I knew the Pope and, you know, hadn't seriously been arrested. I knew that. That was Steve. Not Q. No, I'm Hanks. It wasn't running child kidnapping rings on the ground basis. I mean, it was in the WikiLeaks. The way that's just were involved in evil stuff. And then there were a bunch of manifolds. We exposed that, but they created a fake thing that was cartoonized to make all of us that were serious look stupid. So Alex is playing a little fast and loose here. Two and a half years ago is like the 2020 time.

Like, let's take it back a little bit further, right? I mean, like the prevailing narratives that were going on on info wars and the early Q stuff were very similar. They're very in sync. Steve might as well have started Q quite frankly in terms of the counter Q narratives that he was, he was putting forth. And Alex continued to have Steve on as like a respected expert, even after he said that the Pope had been arrested. Well, I mean, in that very clip right there, he says, ah, I knew Tom Hanks wasn't doing that. Obviously pizza gate is true. Well, yeah, that's, that's also a problem because no, because he, his whole thing with pizza gate is like, I never was into the restaurant. Sure. But Podesta has the, in the WikiLeaks, Podesta is

like, that's what he's doing. What? If you're saying that in the WikiLeaks, it is obviously true that Podesta ran a child trafficking ring. Then you're essentially saying that their conspiracy is so stupid because it has a different guy running the imaginary ring. Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. But that's the way that Alex stays grounded. You know, he's like, hey, there's a, there's a document behind mine, whereas you just look at Tom Hanks and say he's in Gitmo or something. Yeah. If Alex lost any audience to QAnon, it's because Q is more fun. That was a game of riddles that needed to be solved instead of a dumb show where an idiot alcoholic lashes out at an audience based on whatever mood he happens to be in that day. Yeah. Like honestly, and they can even calm down with

that sanctimonious nonsense, like thinking he's better than Q. Yeah. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. Like he was so into, uh, common ping pong stuff in the early time. Joe Biggs was into that. Yep. They had Jack Pasobek on to do an interview about him going to a ping pong and getting kicked out and how scary it was there. I just have no fuck off. I have no time for one part of the crazy world looking at another part of the crazy world being like, see, those guys are nuts. No time for it. It is a little annoying. No time for it. Yeah. So Alex knows who started Q and this song and dance has been done before and he's doing it again. He's got three days. Otherwise, we reveal who it was. Others up who were babies to this and then they got mad at me thinking,

oh, you don't know about the secret white hats in the CIA. You don't know about the Trump administration and what Trump's going to do and he's invincible and he's with Q. When I know who started the Q thing, but I've not said who because they've asked me not to. And I was approached by US intelligence, a group within it. There's a bunch of factions and people that had been high level in the Trump campaign and some mid level and some speech writers and some people that had been in intelligence. And I said, we saw what you did. They came and visited me in Austin. I saw how he exposed Hillary and the WikiLeaks and the devil worship and how effective it was. That was true. They said, the problem is you get the blame,

you get hurt. But this can be done through 4chan and 8chan and then we can do it successfully. That only ran a couple months. And then he got taken away and somehow moved by a more powerful element of that and turned it into disinformation operation. And I mean, those are real people, folks. Like I'm a real person on there for 28 years. I'm not some nebulous Q thing and people said, oh, you're just jealous of you exposed the new world order. No, that was. I'm jealous for a different reason. That was people like very goldwater in the 60s. I didn't expose the new world order. Most people living get exposed to war. It was very goldwater. It was jumperside. It's not about Reddit. Yeah. Alex loves the JBS. Wow. So this is all bullshit. And Alex has said this

stuff a bunch of times in the past. So I'm not even going to dwell too much on the idea that military intelligence visited Alex and floated the idea of this by him before they took it to 4chan refuse. I just have one thought though, and that is that if Alex is sincere in this in any way, he has an indisputable moral obligation to reveal who these people are in exactly what happened. Alex is lying. But if we pretend that he's not, then he knows the names of people who have run an elaborate Psyop on the American public that has led to tons of death, the storming of the Capitol and the formation of essentially a leaderless doomsday cult. Even if you believe that they met well and someone else took it over after a few months, these people need to be held

responsible for their actions. Presumably, they were public employees when they did this and they are accountable to us, the public. Alex not identifying them makes him complicit in their actions. And that should be a criminal act. This is all made up. So it doesn't matter. But just consider how if Alex weren't lying, he's still a gigantic piece of shit for actively covering up what would be one of the largest abuses of public trust in decades. It's comical to imagine what he would be involved in covering up if he wasn't full of shit. Yeah, I mean, that means if you're saying that they came to you at this period of time saying that you should do this thing, right? And then you know all about this stuff. Then you are telling me that I have to go back to that

period of time on your show. And if you purposefully kept this hidden from me, knowing full well what it's going to do, then you are the person that I cannot trust anymore. Yeah, they're the ones who are trying to do this shit. I never trusted them. I trusted you to tell me what those assholes are doing and you lied to me. Yeah. And like so the earliest times like the first Q drop was about like Hillary Clinton has been arrested. Yeah, yeah, or whatever. So like that was the people that Alex. Yeah, that had to have been the people that Alex is talking about. Yeah. So they were full of shit running a scam on people as well. Right. So Alex has a responsibility to like if any of this were true. Yeah, it's just such it's such nonsense. He just wants to be a big boy. I

know. And it's all this is it's it is it is so much like when your ego gets in the way of your narrative, you know, like I have to be forest gumping in every possible pie. You know, I've got to be there. But if I am there, then I'm essentially a traitor to everything that I've ever believed in. Yeah, shit. But because no one cares what I say, I'll just go ahead and say I mean his his show is called info wars. It's the information war. Right. I mean, like he is complicit in and sat passively by right. Well agents of the government or someone who is running for office used subterfuge and a scion on the American public to deceive them into making some conclusion. And Alex is, I guess, fine with that. I mean, no, you know what? Disinformation is sometimes

necessary for both enemies and allies. TJ Jefferson. Yep. So there's gonna be some race wars apparently. So so that's why I want you to know the victories we're having now you can see them and the world away kidding and then backing off the shots and the globalist in trouble. But the problem is they're gonna launch wars. They're gonna launch cyber attacks. They are going to try to launch race war. Look, again, is there a problem of minority of the minority of black people going on attacking whites because the liberal media says whites are evil and deserve to be attacked and is the media covering it up? Yes. And it's 10,000 plus white people here being brutally murdered by black people wrong. Yes. And I'm against it. What? I think Alex is trying to stick

up for his buddy Dilbert here. What? But yeah, those numbers are ridiculous. Okay. So if I understand correctly, those numbers are literally impossible. No, they're literally impossible. We would be out of white people within a very short period of time. Is what he's saying. That's no, there's not a chance. I mean, I don't understand how you can hand if if you're describing this as something that's true, that is not a hand waveable thing. No. But here's the thing, like, you know, he's just a racist, and he likes to hide his racism behind this idea that there's these these racially charged crime statistics that the globalists are covering up. Sure. And now the reality is that this is a white supremacist talking point and one of the most

effective ways that people get radicalized into those pipelines is like people manipulating and lying about these statistics. Right. It's inspired at very least Dylan Roof. Yeah. I mean, I just don't I just don't get how someone can hear that and not and hear him see the problem isn't that you're saying it because fine, you're a fucking racist, you're going to say that shit. I feel like the problem in my head is if I'm a racist listening to this, I can't handle you being like, sure, 10,000 white people are being killed every day in a mass racist attack. And the media is covering up. We all know this. Sure. That's just a fact of life for us. Right. You know, we white people just walking down the street. I have lost 16 friends in the past two years alone.

Right. You would have to have that kind of information. Right. That's how many people are being murdered. Every one I know was the target of the knockout game. Yeah. Absolutely. It's an it's amazing. Yeah. Like you can't hear that without being like, well, then we need to if that was true and you said any group of people was doing that. That's an immediate emergency. That is an immediate emergency. Yeah. So there's another emergency. Somebody's fine this morning. Come back next hour and then talk about the head of the young Turks talking about sex with animals and then attacking me. He wants my cat. I'm not joking. He starts talking about sex with the animals and then he wants my cat. I'm not joking. It's coming

up. He's looking at the parade minds. These people will be right back. Stay with us hour number two. Yeah. So the implication is that Jank Ugar wants to have sex with Alex. Yeah. Jank wants to fucking cat. Hey, all right. Where's a, where's all hammer buddies over there? Let's all let's roll it all up into one. Hey, there's another thing Alex was wrong about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Jank years ago, maybe drunk. I'm not entirely sure, but he was on the show and he was making a joke about how when he, if you were a benevolent king, he would make it legal to have sex with animals. If you were giving pleasure to the animal and then everybody was like, what are you talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was a talking shit kind of session, but you try. You give it

your best. And then sometimes you're a little bit off. Some people are able to argue this kind of thing in a funny way that is kind of infuriating to people. Right. There's a episode of, I think it's improv for humans where John Gemberling is making this argument. He debates a listener about it. And it's, it's very funny because of how infuriated the person gets at not being able to get over the hurdles that Gemberling sets up. Right. Right. Jank was not as adept at this. And you know, sometimes people say kind of shocking things that are, are dumb, but they think are funny. And that's kind of the vibe I get from that clip. So anyway, that was years ago. Yeah. Yeah. And now Jank did a video where he talks about how Alex's cat should be taken away. He didn't say

that he wants to take away Alex's cat. He wants Alex's cat taken away from him. Right. Not that give me that cat. Right. I'm going to come out publicly and say, I want that cat. Yeah. That's a big old cat. We'll take it. It's a big old chubby cat. It's a cutie. No, that's not fair. His kid deserves to have its path. I don't want to separate a kid from its pet. I would never fuck up a pet situation. What kind of, what kind of monster would do that? Yeah. But Celine would take good care of that cat. They'd become great friends. Yeah. But yeah, leave it in the home. Yeah. So here's the situation. Alex is going to lay out what's going on with the cat. Okay. I don't even want to play four minutes. That's how long it is. Here is St. Juger saying he wants

to legalize sexual animals with pleasure. I'm the same guy then attacking me and saying all these horrible things about coming to show. And it really did happen last Wednesday, last Thursday. I'm in a bankruptcy. Corporate bankruptcy for free speech to reorganize, personal bankruptcy to show and have all these hidden tens of millions, hundreds of millions, it's all lies. And so the Justice Department can get involved when they want and they have gotten involved and I've already had some hearings with them. And so they said be 30 minutes long, it's three hours long. That's why I went on the first hour of the show started at 9am, went from 9am to noon. And that was Thursday. And they get bringing up my cat asking how much it

was worth. And I'm not into a fancy breed stuff. I'm not even a cat guy, but my daughter, yeah, we know, she was three, wanted a cat. I thought, okay, let me Google. And it was true. Actually, we will say that isn't controlled yet. You should go like great answers now. What? Why are we adding this? What is the most dog like cat? The other sir. And all the ragdolls and then Joe Rogan, good friend of mine, it has ragdolls for many years. His wife's been ragdoll person one back decades. He's another amazing cat. They're incredible. And I say I'm a dog guy. But man, this cat is incredible. And love to kill him. He's amazing. They're delicious. He's not named after the Disney character Mulan, but she just named him Moosh. She liked that word. Why can't he be named

after Moosh? She just comes up with funny names. Mulan's are great. And like you said Blanket, she has a blanket she loves. She sleeps with all week. She named the cat Moosh. She said, you can name the cat. We don't have all her name in Moosh. And so they want their, I might say that standing with families want Moosh. I'm saying the justice department just wants to harass me and bring up the cat. It seemed defensive about the cat's name. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's nuts. So I will say that Alex spends a disproportionate amount of time talking about this. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. It's a, it felt like maybe an hour of the show. It wasn't, but it felt like it. It goes on and on him like multiple segments complaining about Cenk wanting his cat and

wanting to have sex with animals. You know, it's just, it's a lot. I just wish here, I don't, I don't want this because this is, this might seem a little bit, this might come off the wrong way. Okay. I wish that other people wouldn't talk about Alex like Cenk and like that kind of stuff. I wish that they wouldn't put those clips on there because he should just go away. Well, but he should just go away. But it's also bait. Like it's exactly, exactly. And he should just, if, if Alex goes away and I know people will be like, Oh, well, Jordan, you just want it for your, no, no, no one talks about us. We're not, we're not talked about in the media. Nobody's clipping Alex through us. Right. Alex doesn't talk about us. If you leave Alex to us, then Alex

is contained in this little world. It's like trapping him in a, in a glass. It's like trapping him under a glass. Yeah. I will, I'm happy to sacrifice myself as a horcrux. That's what we are, isn't it? People clip us talking and not Alex. And that's essentially what we should be doing. Well, well, I, I, I agree with you somewhat. You know what I'm saying. Like what I'm, what I'm saying is what I want is for Alex to go away. More realistically, I think that what you would hope for is for people to recognize when things are bait. And Alex posting that video of himself with his cat saying that the, the government wants to take his cat. Yeah. Like that's bait. They want, he's doing that in order to get attention for himself and to drive traffic to

and for wars, get his name out there, keep him in people's minds. There's nothing better than hearing the young Turks say something stupid about his cat because then he can put that out there and all of his fans will be like, see, he's still under attack by the blah, blah, blah. He gets to play the victim of, uh, not only is he the victim of this guy who wants to have sex with animals, Jake, you were also the victim of the state trying to take away his poor cat that kid loves so much. Oh yeah. And yeah, whoa is me. It's, um, it's weak teeth. Sure. And I think that, uh, yeah, here's one of the reasons why I agree with you. Um, this, this is probably impossible to attain, but if no one else covered him, like these outlets, like the young Turks

and what have you, if Alex wanted to naval gaze, the only thing he could do is complain about us. And I would, I would be curious to see if he would do that if he needed a hit for his own self confidence. I know. I, I mean, I just, I just feel like that's kind of the thing that people don't understand that we learned for through so much time, you know, like the fact that other people don't talk about us and the fact that he doesn't talk about us, like the combination of those two things, if we can keep him under glass, then he cannot hurt anyone. You know, he can hurt some people, but it would limit things. It would. Yeah. It's like, uh, it's like how, uh, you know, with those, the industrial plants and stuff, you know, like you do everything

right and there's still going to be some danger. Yeah. Uh, you try and have regulation and inspection and we're the version of that. I mean, we regulate Alex. And it's like, I get it. I, I want you to have fun. I don't want people to not have fun with it, but you know, at the same time, it's like, I, this is, this is our job for humanity. Like let's just all agree that even if it would be fun to post a clip of Alex, he can go fuck off into the middle of nowhere. You know, there might be something else funny to post, like someone like falling on some ice or something. Post a picture of a regular old cat. Yeah. Yeah. There was that, uh, video that someone posted, uh, of, uh, like a raccoon in a trash bin opening the store. Do post that again. You know what I miss? I miss the

Leroy Jenkins video. Post that again. That's great. I don't, I don't know this meme. Okay. Recognize the name though. Yeah. Is he, uh, running for a mayor? No, uh, back in the day, there was this world of Warcraft, uh, thing and there's this video of all this guild and they're all like planning things out. They've all got stuff going on. He's like, let's go this way. You'll be in the blood of that thing. And then apparently this guy had just come from the bathrobe. So he just runs in and screams Leroy Jenkins and then just starts attacking and everything falls apart. And it's just a fun, it's just a fun little great day. That's good, clean fun. Yeah, it's good, clean, fun. Uh, I don't know early memes. Anyway, uh, Alex complains more about

Jack. So again, all this representation from a guy that literally it's kind of creepy. I mean, he wants to pleasure animals as a dictator and now he wants my cat. Here he is. Could have been a little bit more honest. The dietary supplements come in, I think second number one is the penis pills, I think, uh, that he sells. So he's a penis pill salesman. That's who he is. Let's hit pause again. Let's hit pause again. You got sink is the big Pfizer recipient, I believe. I believe we have natural, uh, herbs that I've taken. I've taken both that I believe in working well out there. Well, you need to help, but it's kind of fun. Let's be honest. Yeah. I'm married here. I'm a man, but again, Oh, I'm bad selling herbs. What does whole foods

sell? Let's continue. Yeah, they sell some herbs. Um, you know, look, here's the thing too though, like Jenks whole point when he was talking about animals was where is the harm that's done if you are giving pleasure to an animal? I don't agree with him per se, right? But from a libertarian perspective, sure. Someone like Alex should conceivably be closer to that side of things. Why should the government be able to regulate when you're doing no harm to another person? I mean, I, here's what I say. All right. If you can get consent, I mean, you can get consent. So if you can prove to me that you have figured out a way to communicate with said animal, we're not, we're not doing this. We're not doing this. No, we're not. I don't want to do this. We're not

breaking down. Why are you doing this where you are fine with this? What I'm saying is that Alex's libertarian principles should be closer to this than, uh, than not. And the reason that he's doing this is because he wants to just tee off and yell about Jen and my consent principles mean it's wrong. Fair enough. So Jenk also brings up that, uh, Alex's dad, uh, you know, runs PQ, PQPR or sensibly is, is the owner of whatever affiliated with three-speed systems. And so Alex, he's, uh, he wants to get real. Uh, people are maligning him and his father. But let's talk about my parents. I never really stole the story. My dad was managing over a hundred dental offices 12 years ago and the hardest working man I've ever known in my life,

smartest person I've ever known. And my mother even never even really knew this, but, um, my dad had a heart attack and, uh, he was going to have heart surgery and Dallas, other stuff went on. And I said, dad, you've been involved, getting stuff approved by the FDA. You're a great manager. When you come to work with me and set up a supplement company because I want you to not kill yourself. And he took the job, but he did it. And I'm not been shoveling money to my parents. My dad owns a supplement company. We send them money to him. He buys a supplements. It comes back. And my dad makes like $400,000 a year. It's true. He's just making a million dollars a year where he was killing himself. That's true.

Yeah. I saved my dad. He did a great job, by the way. So if you, Mr, have sex with the animals and burn it out, you're damn right. I've worked with my family. My dad did a great job. He's done a great job. And, uh, that's where we're at. So first question. Alex's mom didn't know that her husband had a heart attack. I guess not. That's weird. You guys need to work on your relationship. Yeah. That's very strange. Um, also that is, uh, not an accurate portrayal of their web of finances. It's kind of a fun way for Alex to present things where he's the victim and everyone's so mean to him and his, his dad, who he saved. Right. Um, but that's a load of bullshit. Right. Yeah. You know, you work at the Young Turks for years. Do they call you Mr,

the host of the Young Turks? No. You're a journalist for years. Do they call you Mr, the journalist? No. You talk about having sex with animals one time and then you're Mr, have sex with animals. Yeah. That's how it works. It's tough to get away from. It's a label. Um, so yeah, I mean, there is BQPR, uh, that is partially owned by Alex's dad, but he's not the sole owner. No, you know, there's these trusts that Alex owns. And it's all just this web. Also, you know, there are questions that should be asked about, how, uh, the payments to this company started happening right around when the lawsuit, when, uh, when things started, maybe look at, oh yeah, we had to crude this giant debt that

just never got paid, just never paid this debt. And now it's finally time to give it to, uh, members of my family. We'll see. I mean, the thing is the, this contradicts things that have been said in court under oath. And that's because lying under oath and in those settings is fraud, but lying on your radio show is cool. Yeah. And it makes you look like the victim, which is a fun game for big strong boys to play when they want to make it look like the young Turks are wronging me. Yeah. I don't think it's so, I don't think it's awful that you can lie so much on air. I do think maybe there should be a greater or a lesser distance between what Alex does and then telling the truth under oath. You know, if we're, if we're talking

about extremes, I would like the, the Alex side to come closer to the under oath side. Well, I think it would just be interesting to juxtapose the things that are said, um, in official settings with the things that he says on air and then ask for an explanation of why they're different in front of his audience and in his circumstance where like he actually has to own up to them. Oh, I lied to the court or something like that. And then take that to the court and see what they think about it. Have him explain that to the court. Yep. You know, go back and forth and explain your lies. See what happens. See if you can go play both sides. Yeah. Yeah. I like that game. I'd like to see a lot of plates in the air. Yeah. So I thought he

was, uh, stalling a lot and killing time with, uh, talking about his cat and then the show ended. No, we get a big reveal. Now, Owen came in tonight. I was just going to do an hour, some business and family that needs to go see, but I'll be doing the show throughout the week. But the point is, is that Owen came in here, Chrissy Lee's coming up next hour, but Owen came in tonight with a whole show prepared so much to cover, but I had so much to get to. And this announcement that we've really crossed the Rubicon, he had nothing to get to the big announcement that we've crossed the Rubicon is like Woody Harrelson's monologue on SNL and he complains about Cenk wanting to take his cat. How long, how long did he do? How long? I mean,

it's a two hour show. He might have done like an hour and a half or so. All right. He didn't get too much. No. So Owen had to prepare whatever that means. It doesn't mean anything. Yeah. And then Alex was just like, man, that guy's real mean to me. That guy's real mean to me. It does add a good hour and a half of, of triviality to this, to like, you know, the show is so meaningless that it's, it's bizarre to think of Alex calling in and needing to like get on air and talk about how great Woody Harrelson is and how the best friends and also Cenk sucks. He wants my cat. Yeah. Like that's funny, but it's, it's hilarious to imagine that just off camera, Owen is sitting there. He's being preempted by Alex's meaningless

rambling. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be like if I got bumped at like the comedy store for somebody to do a set and then they just rambled. They're just like, I went to the store today and I saw some milk. Milk is a little bit more expensive than it is. Have you seen this? Okay. So I got some milk and then I got some cereals. I got two kinds. I like sugar cereals. He ever tried? It's like you're, you're set to headline a club and you get bumped for the CEO who has never done stand up before and has no jokes. Nope. Nothing. Hey buddy, I'm taking your slot tonight. And also the CEO had called you in to do that set. We need you to fill in. Yeah. And then he doesn't decide anyway. I'll do 45. Yeah. So Owen has some interesting thoughts

to, to take us out of the R episode. Okay. And it is about the more about Jank. I mean, you scratch a liberal, you get a fascist real quick. And so it's nice to see, it's nice to see the young Turks showing their audience who they really are. It's nice to have the left show us who they really are, Alex. And they try to hide behind all these flags and rainbow this and pride that and black lives matter. But no, at the end of the day, that's who they really are. They want to destroy you. They want to run your life. And they get off on it. And they get off on watching that. I don't wish, I don't want Chunk Euger's life destroyed. I don't want his crew's life destroyed. I disagree with their politics and ideology. Didn't you say you did?

I'd gladly debate like a few weeks ago. We do want to protect animals from him. Like he's saying he wants my cat. And I mean, I just, I mean, I'm not saying he wants to have sex with my cat, but I hope, I mean, I hope he doesn't think some dictator gives an order that my cat gets pleasure by him. Oh God. Yeah. I think this high road nonsense is cute. Yeah. Yeah. They went and Alex being like, Oh, yeah, I disagree, but I would never want harm to come to anybody that I want to politically stab in the eyes. Oh, and I'm just going to ask you a quick question. All right. Now I have, I'm going to throw this out there. I have danced on zero burning flags, none, none, none. Now, admittedly, I have not been scratched. So I don't know if I'm

a fascist until you scratch me. Now I think I smell like grapes if you scratch me, but we'll see. We'll find out next St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, exactly. That's pinched. Never mind. Now he, on the other hand, has danced on how many burning flags? At least one. At least one. But like, here's, here's the deal though. Like you scratch a liberal and there's a fascist and this is proven by Cenk, but like all Cenk did was say he wants Alex to have consequences for his actions. Yeah. That is not to me the mark of fascism. No, no, no fascists. Hey, wait, no. Yeah, they don't get consequences for their actions. This is a little bit silly on a number of levels, but like it's not.

Cenk just said Alex should have consequences. He shouldn't have consideration that like, no, take his cat, take his shit. He doesn't, he doesn't get, he doesn't get some kind of a benefit of the doubt. And that's, I mean, I mean, he did. That's the problem. You can't say that now. You can't say he doesn't get some benefit of the doubt. He has had the most benefit of any doubt anyone has had in the American legal system in a long while. So many benefits of so many doubts. Yeah. So no, it's too late now. It's too late even for benefit of the doubt. Fair enough. But I guess maybe better put, they're lying about what Cenk was saying. Yes. In order to create their own victimhood and agreement, which is just like, I mean, the greatest drug

for them. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's funny that Cenk was basically saying, hold no quarter and they're like, how could someone say hold no quarter? Right. When Alex, Alex has to roll up his sleeve that has a no quarter tattoo on it. Exactly. Like, what are you talking about? This is like, they're marching cry. No mercy. Oh, do you mean the thing you guys say? Nonstop. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, this was a little bit of what Alex needed to call in to do. His show is meaningful as hell. Why? And he's doing good. Apparently we're not going to get nuked. So that's, that's nice. That's good news. Yeah. So he's in slightly better mood. He better be painting. That's all I, that's, he better be practicing for painting. No updates on Alex Jones dot live. I mean, if you're somebody who

like bought one of his stupid coins and we're like, Hey, I was, I was expecting a membership for this. Yeah. You got to be asking yourself some questions about like, Hey, why aren't you updating this? You launched it. Why? Why aren't you? Is the site still up? Yeah. No, it's still there. Just take it down. Hasn't been updated. Just quit. Just take it down. Just a, we got, we got Matt Baker on the most recent episode. No more fireside chance. Oh my God. Nothing. If you, if you're a listener, you should probably be asking yourself, huh, why isn't that the case? What's going on here? You know, maybe this was an elaborate ruse to try and trick the bankruptcy court. I mean, even if you were going, even if obviously you were trying to trick the bankruptcy court,

but don't you do like one more episode just to be like, see, I wanted to do it. I think he might have done like, okay. So here's, here's where it gets murky because Alex's Saturday shows that he'll do sometimes when he comes in just to do like an episode. Yeah. Debateably could be Alex Jones live. You know what I mean? Yes. Yes, I do. I think he has done a Saturday episode on info wars since Alex Jones live stopped, which could be an episode of Alex Jones live, but legally isn't allowed to be is not. So yeah, you know, it's potato potato. Yeah, that's a good point. Can't quite tell what's going on. The name is in the eye of the beholder. Yes. Yeah. And the courts. Yes. So we'll be back on the other side of the weekend with probably

the maybe the live episodes will be coming out next week. That's exciting. So we'll see. Maybe I'll take a week off. We'll see what happens. But after the amount of work you put in, you're look, I'm just mad at Howard Dean. I mean, I'm furious at Howard Dean and it's, it's in no way his fault. No, actually, it makes the whole screen feel like it wasn't worth it. I'll tell you what wasn't worth it. Me listening to 50 hours of this show for nothing in preparation for a show that we're not doing. All right. Um, but hey, I'm not bitter. Nope. About my own decisions and my own choices. I'm gonna do myself and Howard Dean. Life doesn't work out. We'll be back. But until then we have webs. Indeed, we do. It's knowledge,

right.com. Yep. We're also on Twitter. We are on Twitter. It's at knowledge underscore fight. Yeah, we'll be back. But until then I'm Neo. I'm Leo. I'm DZX Clark. I'm also, oh, you know what? And now here comes the sex robots. Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.