Knowledge Fight - #856: Live In London (Night 1)

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

In this installment, Dan and Jordan podcast live from the Amersham Arms in London. Tune in to learn about the Tootsie Pop owl, the difference between the mind and brain, and much more.

Oh my goodness, look at that rabble of America there! I'm the fire of this earth, over who knows? But all the training men with a constant brainwashing and cause to worship a tania, and to hate our ancestral enemies, the Frenchies, and the French. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are back live. And now, all of you Anglo-Files out there, prepared for the pain.

And some of the things we're trying to save, the dumb-down British people, they are the attack dogs of the people that are soft-killing them. And nothing against England. And I got a lot of English here, what? Myself and one of my ancestors, a question made, then, the stock exchange on record, I had a great time on this operable site.

And the thing of England is the short enemy of humanity. He couldn't stand the Queen of England as to mainline history books, because she was a nymphomanian. That's exactly 20 times a day. You didn't know the Queen of the angle is not seen? You didn't know it's cousin, it's a little regrett place. If you don't wake up and say no, you deserve to die.

I get folks out of that extensive rage lineage so that it's Washington and he absolutely defeated the Transylvania team. They're not trash, they're not scholars, they're not Irish, they're not gay, they're not fighting. Prince Charles is the heir of Pound Cracking. They're like a cleanest, friendly thing, folks. She runs that whole country, she checks down roads in England every day, randomly dexin' signs her pal. You know the news, accent.

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The hero comes in the last moment with the main heroes in the lose. Queen Elizabeth, this action has now become a Han Solo Dusex moment. Live through the edge, it's an allos fight. En dan gaan we hansel op duur seks te gaan. Live van de week. Ik sta al losvraag. Alls vaker. The End of the Adventure! You're the only one who's not great. And you can stand those shoulder ears and pull them. Well, I like the most expensive color of your face. I like the way you're playing with the love you were.

Knowledge fight. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now And hello London! London! Woo! Woo! I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple of dudes who like to go all around the UK. Very sleepily and miss my cat, Celine, dearly, and talk a little bit about Alex Joe. Oh, indeed we are, Dan. Jordan!

Jordan! It's a good question for you. Is your bright spot today, buddy. I might have dual bright spots Do all bright spots. I think the first one is how panicked I was sitting backstage while my playlist played that's true I could not stop telling Jordan like I don't know if this is the right ever a Levine song. I think I feel like being a teen woman is not going well for me right now. I I feel like being a teen woman is not going well for me right now. I swear it's the most judged I ever feel is when I put on a song. So we made it through.

But my real bright spot is I would say lodging in the UK. No, nothing that you alone. Nothing but great times. Oh, great time. Wonderful? Nothing but great times. Oh, I will say. Great time. Wonderful trip, but hotels here. Don't know how to do it. Wow.

They just know it. It's not your fault. I assume it's like historical. Your country is a million years old. So, presumably, you're like, we don't have to be hospitable to anybody. Glasgow. It's occurred in India, right?

Like it's fine. Glasgow wasn't too bad as a hotel situation. Glasgow. It occurred in India, right? Like a toy. Glasgow wasn't too bad as a hotel situation. But then we show up in Manchester and we're put into a hotel. I'm on the 12th. That's how you would describe it too. We were put into a hotel. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I'm up on the 12th floor. I got no Wi-Fi. And everything is not cool because I need Wi-Fi to do some work and stuff. It's got important. And so Jordan, as the wonderful tour manager that he is, got, he pulled some strings and got me moved to a lower floor where theoretically there would be Wi-Fi.

You talk to the front desk and they said we have at the lowest we can go is the 10th floor. The 10th floor. The lowest we can go is the 10th floor. The 10th floor. The lowest we can go is the 10th floor. That's where there's openings. I mean that's two floors at least. That's fine. What's that? What's that?

12 feet? At least. Yeah. Six foot floors. I don't know how tall I am. We didn't mention that. That's the real bad part about the hotel. Six foot floors. So I get, I talk to the person at the front desk and exchange my keys and I end up on a floor on the seventh floor

Yeah, which is mysterious because that's lower than the temp Still wait before before he wound up on the seventh floor the last words I said to the front desk was please take care of Dan Now continue. So I get a room on the seventh floor, get in there, still no Wi-Fi. Great. Also notice that there are exposed roof tiles that are really scary. And I poke my head into the bathroom

and there's drag marks of something. And I'm like, this is a murder room. It is? It did feel like if I were to grab two ankles and drag a body, those are the marks that would be left behind. Yeah, especially, I mean, it wasn't red, so it's like, especially if you're really trying to clean it. I'm like...

I'm like... I'm like, I'm wrong, ammonia, so just turn it there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. I'm like, I'm not staying in this room, fuck this. So I go back down, and they put me back on the 12th floor But as I'm talking to the person they're like how did you get in that room? I don't think people are supposed to be in there That's a fucking murder room

I poked the ceiling tile. I tamper with your evidence. You're a suspect. You left DNA behind. Yeah. So get up to the 12th floor. Still know Wi-Fi. Yeah.

We make it good. And we show up here in London. I'm in a hotel. My bathroom has a sewage leak. So I have to use Jordan's shower. Yeah, that's true. Anyway, I want to get back to shower. Yeah, that's true. Anyway, I want to get back to my cat, even worse now. But everything else is wonderful.

It is just the hotels. Everybody is wonderful. Anyway, Jordan, I'm sorry. I mean, not Pillai's time, but what is your bread? No, no, no, no, no. What is your bread? It's great except for the parts that we are not doing right now. Yeah.

My great spot, Dan, is that I can see. Whoa! I can see! Look at my eyes. I'm not wearing glasses right is that I can see. Whoa! I can see! Look at my eyes. I'm not wearing glasses right now because I left them on the train. So yesterday, I went to multiple optometrist to be like, hey, listen, I get you have laws.

Fine. I'm not from here. Let's forget about them. Just give me two pairs of contacts. That's all I need to get through two days. And they're like, we have laws. And I'm like, I get that. I started with we have laws.

I open with that. Yeah, you were agreeing with that from the job. Totally, totally. But let's ignore them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this all happens. And after an almost excessive amount of badgering and me being this laugh, they finally agreed to give me an eight minute eye test just to get laws out of

the way and then they gave me exactly what I asked for. And I couldn't, I couldn't just, because at the end of it, here's what I was thinking. What I was thinking was like, once they gave me the merchandise, then I can say whatever I want to say. And I chose, I chose against it. Yeah? You kept yourself together? I did.

How long were you yelling at them? Was it more than the eight minute I test? No, it was way more than the eight minute I test. Yeah, it was a good, it was a good half hour because I kept getting the, I kept getting different answers, like, oh, we don't have an appointment until tomorrow. And then it's like, let's talk a little bit more. And they're like, ah, we don't have an appointment until like six o'clock tonight. And I'm like, you guys close at six o'clock tonight. And I'm like, we know. And then eventually, after just talking, they're like, fuck it. Come back in an hour, the guy's available,

he'll poke your eyes with the... And then that'll be it. Is that he's spitting your eye? No. No, when you get the eye test, everybody knows the part where it goes. Like that. Yeah, I got that, and then they gave me contact.

You know the fact that there is an eight minute eye test, really calls into question. Sure does. How long those eye really calls into question. Sure does. How long those eye tests need to be? Sure does. Yeah. I feel like you have a new campaign. Bring this bullshit down.

I'm gonna get, I'm, listen, I'm against the monarchy, but first we got to deal with eye tests. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They're fucking with us. It's a charade. That's the idea. So folks folks we have a show here to do Yeah, and so we are going to be talking about today Jordan. Yeah October 30th

2013 all right, that's Halloween right day before no 31 days you bet okay, hold on do you remember the rhyme? No, you do the hand thing, right? Knuckles? I don't. I don't. I certainly don't. What is it?

My very least recently. Please excuse my deans, Ali. Yeah, no. I thought I was going with the planets. But OK, that's fine. I don't know how many. I'm always surprised by how many days there are in a month. Just let it ride.

I know one of them for sure. Every four years I'm off. And then October, I know for sure because it's the candy holiday. That's true, you love candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. And you love putting razor blades in other people's candy? But was that weird sound I made? Is it if I was lusting for candy right now.

That kind of am. Get this man a hurry mo! I have enjoyed, you know, everything that's bad about the hotels has been made up for by wonderful candy selection. That's a hurt. Yeah, it's great. So October 30th, 2013. No idea why I would choose that day. Um, no.

Okay, so when I was planning out these shows one of the things It was in my mind was that there's gonna be you know We're gonna be in the UK and that's where so much great music comes from sure That's the sound that molded arrows is so often from here to the point where you know to pick out a best example You'd have a really hard time so as I was poking around I realized that today when we're doing the show September 26th Is the anniversary of the release of Abby Road, arguably the Beatles best record. No response.

You know what's fun about that is you started... I said arguably. I was gonna say, you started with arguably and everybody agrees to argue. This is Dan's style playing in space. So one of the best albums by one of history's most important bands came out on the day that we're doing a live show in London. Yeah, almost too perfect.

It is. Yeah, it is too perfect. And it felt false for me as a person because I kind of like the Beatles. But as a kid, I wasn't allowed to listen to music that my parents were cringed through as being inspired by drugs. I was, oh, I was hit with the switch and not allowed to listen to the Beatles. I gained appreciation for the Beatles catalog

through Beatles Rock Band. And I'll probably never live down the moment when me and my buddies, Nikki Gifts and Sweringen were playing a few songs, and yesterday came on, and I recognized that song, but I had no idea it was by the Beatles. My dad let me listen to that song but I had no idea it was by the Beatles. My dad let me listen to that but he kept the little secret that it was the Beatles from

me. That is one of the weird things I've ever heard. Yeah. Anyway, I couldn't in good conscience do an episode where I pretended to love the Beatles. If I were going to talk about British music it needed to be something I truly loved. And as far as I'm concerned there's only two options. After a little beam. No, she's from Canada.

Sorry. Commonwealth country. It's basically the same thing. So the first option, Phil Collins. He's had a career full of hits, Charles Solo and with Genesis. But we're really put him over the top as he did that cover of Home with bone plugs and harmony. Was that it?

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of my sexuality as a young boy. No. No. No. Certainly iconic in terms of the awakening of my sexuality as a young boy. But look, here's the thing. Alex has never had a good show on September 26th. I listened to all of them. They're all shit. It was like the universe was playing a prank on me. And so I decided I would go spice girl by spice girl.

Check out the- I would go spice girl by spice girl. Find them at a time! Find their birthday! Woo! Such a vericillis tendons, shall we? Wait. So who's your favorite spice girl, Jordan?

I swear to you, I've never listened to a spice girl song on purpose. You're the music guy and you've never listened to this place girl. I just didn't do it, you know, so I know I know I really feel uncomfortable that I because I don't know if this is true, right? Is there one called scary spice? Yes. Ginger, baby, scary, sporty, posh. All right, can I ask you a quick question?

Yes. Which of them is non-white? Scary. Look, you're the one making a face. Maybe I didn't want to listen to the spice girl. Just hold that up there. All right, so you don't have a favor to make a cross. I do.

I was a favor, my favor was sporty, because he was the one who didn't really get solo singing parts, but would just yell a bit. I always felt a strong kinship to the one who said, I don't be there. Yeah, all right. All right. Anyway, Sporty Spice was born on January 12th.

And guess what, Alex has never done a good show on January 12th. Just before we go any further, Dan told me recently that he listened to over 60 episodes that he did not use for this particular night. And now we're finding out why. So we've got roughly 20. Give me the details.

We got 20 attributed to sporty spice. How are we going? So then I kind of turned against these spice girls while prepping quickies. Because scary is the only non-white spice girl and that's kind of fucked up. Well, sure, I'll say it's that. Yeah.

After listening to a ton of January 12 episodes of Alex's show and struggling to understand some of the spice girls more problematic lyrics that don't age well, spice up your life in particular is a little dicey. I decided to say fuck it and do the thing that I did not want to do, which was be the guy from the US who loves talking about oasis. Oh no! Sorry.

I was just the right age when what's the story morning glory came out. Right. And I still get emotional when I hear don't look back and anger. Right, fine. Right, age, when what's the story morning glory came out? And I still get emotional when I hear don't look back and anger. Right, fine. That and Wonderwall were basically an unfair one-two punch for a 12-year-old to hear. Plus, the nonsense lyrics of champagne, so supernova, that was better than whatever the spice girls were doing.

Again, spice up your life. Problematic. Don't revisit it. Anyway, I lost track of those dudes from Oasis around 1998, but I'm sure nothing eventful has happened for them Oasis around 1998, but I'm sure nothing eventful has happened for them. I'm sure everything has happened. We're preserved in amber from that time.

Yeah. So, a Jurassic Park about them. So, regardless of how much I wish this wasn't what I was doing, we are celebrating the anniversary of the release of Wonderwall. So, that was October 30th. I think it's funny that I'm the music guy and I So that was October 30th. I think it's funny that I'm the music guy and I have to celebrate the 30th anniversary.

It's not the 30th anniversary. Or whatever it is. Yeah, but October 30th. So anyway, I thought I would do something a little bit fun, which is give you all a taste of the only fun thing that I found in listening to all of those episodes. And here is that. Or not.

OK, here we go. If I can't make that fall, if I'm on the street with you If I'm on the street with you I'm on the street with you I'm on the street with you Welcome back! Welcome back! Thank you so much for joining us I passed along the way

I love stopping in in churches. Hell yeah. What a perfect moment. Love stopping it in churches. Oh man. So well, that's even menacing. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Yeah.

So we're going to get into this October 30th episode. But beyond just that little fun taste from an episode that I have no idea when that was from. Yeah. Here is an out of context drop from today's show. And you think if you come up to him and curl up next to him, that the starving, ravenous wolves are gonna give you a kissy time, they're not gonna give you a kissy time. You've been warned.

I don't understand quite the need for a warning about wolves not giving you kissy time. Ravenous wolves. Ravenous wolves. They're hungry. Absolutely. So you go into Wolves Den, all right? Yep. Who's going into a Wolves Den expecting kissy time?

Me? I love wolves. No, I don't like wolves. I was gonna try and play that out, but... What is kissy time with a wolf even me? I don't know. You know how you snuggle with your dogs? They're basically wolves. Like not on the mouth.

Wow. They're missing out. I don't know. Don't people kiss their dogs on the mouth? Isn't that like a stand-up bit? Like people like, why Don't people kiss their dogs on the mouth? Isn't that like a stand-up bit that like people like why are you white people kissing dogs on the mouth? I feel like I've heard that before. Right? I've not seen Deaf Jam comedy quite a while. I'm missing out. But now I'm kind of re-wishing I remisoded it. So we are going to start here where Alex starts where he he plans on this episode to get to calls

We're gonna take calls. We're gonna be real serious. I like the the foreshadowing. I Do feel like everyone in this room knows we're not really gonna go to college to do something So here's where we go Unbelievably ham packs broadcast, wind up for us here. At 11 a.m. Central Standard time, and a lot of stations carry its live, others, eras, and different times around the country, and their folks listening on shortwave and satellite and internet all over the world, want to welcome you to the world by transmission. And I really realized that I've tried this

about a hundred times and failed every time, but I think today is gonna be the day that I succeed. 101! Everybody pretty much knows what a lot of the big news is, there is some breaking news we're gonna be getting to, but I'm going to just open the phones up the first time call, so I'm going to go to your phone call and I'm going to give the person one minute,

and I'm gonna move to the next person, and I've never actually been able to do this. Back 10, 15 years ago, I could do dog radio, and take 50 phone calls in an hour, in 45 minutes of airtime. I just cannot get out of the rut I'm in, of just covering news and ranting and pontificating, which is incredible popular, and I think informative

to certain extent, but I am still very hungry. He's hungry. He's hungry. He's hungry for those calls. Chop, chop, chop, chop. It's like I'm buying it out of him. I don't understand what any of his colors could say in one minute. All of them.

The Alex Well, this is... Gotta go. Baba-boo-ee. No, they all start with like, Alex, I have a question for you. First off, I need to tell you about how the Jews are doing. You're like, now we gotta click. The phenomenon of like a minute long Alex Jones phone call

is like two seconds for the caller and 58 for Alex. That's really, so that's really the problem. And the problem is that people love his rants too much. My am, they're too good. They're too good. Too good? I like how he complains about stuff that is entirely under his control.

But there is some responsibility. He's taking some responsibility for it. Like, I can never do this. I constantly say I'm gonna do this. I do appreciate a man who consistently refuses to change anything. Yeah. While at the same time being like, hey, I should really do that. I should, but I gotta give the people what they want, which is me, ranting. I'm thinking this heroin addiction, not gonna do it for me long term.

But the people love it. The people love it when I run my eye on heroin. Right. Yeah. Gotta give the people what they want, which is a needle sticking out of your arm. As usual. So, there are a lot of advertisement

mascots of the times of your old-time advertisement mascots. What would you which if you had to choose one that you think Alex would compare himself to? Who do you think it would be? I mean cool-aid man for sure. Cool-ade man. Carole, I mean, literally. Carole, barging through the line. Literally. Oh yeah! Coolade man. We'll do that again, but then say, let me tell you about the Builderburg Group. The Builderburg Group!

Trial leader recommendation is also in there, but I keep forgetting about that. I like that. That would be a long thing for the Coolade man. One of his preemble was a great deal longer than, oh yeah. He starts before he breaks through the wall. Beware everyone, I'm going to be breaking through this wall. I hope there are no innocent bystanders.

No, that's not it. Okay. So here we go. And many of you have heard this, probably a hundred times last ten years. Heard me give the speech and I'm going to take your calls and it's kind of like licking to the center of a tootsie world. How many licks is it taking to the center of a tootsie pop or whatever it's called? Well, and a little al goes one, two, three crunch, three.

And it's the same thing. I could never get through five or six articles without one of them making me mad and then going off onto a rant that makes me think of something else that goes to another rant, but in the interest of time we are going to come back open the phones up and take a lot of calls. I mean that's just poor impulse control right yeah right the joke of that is the owl should be looking at a great deal more time. Right! Yes! By failing, he has proved both that he is addicted to candy, and he hates that turtle guy or whatever it was.

The turtle, yeah, yeah. Was it a turtle? I think so, yeah, at least in the original one. Uh-oh. Somebody's after us. Someone heard that you're doing heroin. No, they heard you shitting on a Manchester hotel. Oh no.

Is that illegal here? I don't know the law. No ill words about the lodging. So I have some problems with this. The first, obviously, is, like you mentioned, the Tootsie roll out has no intention of licking. You just want to get to the center of that pop. They didn't go in planning to help the kid or the turtle

find out how many licks it takes to get to the center only to change their mind to licks in. So if this metaphor is to hold, then Alex is really just saying that it's always his intention to find that story that will set him off and launch a rant. He knows what the audience wants. That's the Tootsie Roll center of the pop. Right.

Sure, maybe you'd end up with more information if you took your time and licked the Tootsie pop. That shit's boring. Takes too long. Top on that shit. Take the shortcut. That, of course, is analogous to how Alex lies about the stories he's covering and fakes the emotion that helps make his rancid interest. These are the shortcuts that he uses to afford the laborious licking, which in this case is a metaphor for doing his fucking job.

At least in the original 1969 commercial, the depressed ass turtle has the decency to tell the kid, he has no idea how many licks it takes. Because, quote, he can't stop himself from biting it. The kid comes up and is like, I don't know, I'm just gonna bite that thing. I like that somehow a tutsy role commercial has turned into one of the great satirizing

of the media of our time. Mm-hmm. You know, you think? Yeah, absolutely. The reality of the't seen that commercial. We need to show the zoomers the commercial. Also fun fact, that owl was originally voiced by Paul Winchell, who was also the voice of Tigger and Gargamel. That is a fun fact. Yeah, he was a world famous ventriloquist who works with his puppet Jerry Mahoney,

one of the legends in the ventriloquism game. I have a puppet named Jerry Mahoney. Yeah, you don't know puppet Jerry Mahoney, one of the legends in the Venturiliquism game. I have a puppet named Jerry Mahoney. Yeah, you don't know about Jerry Mahoney? I like that. He's one of the big ones. Not like that these days. Not like the demon guy or whatever it is. Not just like a regular ass name.

Yeah. Also, this Venturiliquist who did the voice of the owl in the Tootsie Pop commercials may have invented the artificial heart that allowed for the first heart transplants. Which he developed alongside Dr. Henry Heimlich, the guy who invented the Heimlich maneuver. Crazy. There's not enough guys.

There's not enough guys. What the rest of us doing? Also, think about this if you want your mind blown. Shit. The guy who invented the Heimlich maneuver died after Trump was elected president. Also, think about this if you want your mind blown. The guy who invented the Heimlich maneuver died after Trump was elected president. He lived that long.

That maneuver is not that old. Hey, man, I just don't even know anymore. Where am I? This is a simulation, right? I think so. I think it has to be. Yeah, I think so. So Alex gets down to business and tries to get to calls,

which of course means he gets completely lost in the weeds. Right. And you know, you know, it is what it is. Yeah. And I'm not going to preach here today. I'm going to do something different. I'm going to do it. I'm not going to cover news until about 45 after.

And then I'll hit all the big top stories there here. Is that because there's no rules? The insanity. Obama carried them worse than I thought. Designed for fear of fraud and incredible preparations for martial law and school children being taught that they must follow the orders of government no matter what and their parents are bad and Russell Brand, listener of the show, said that he took a job working on a newspaper because he was enamored with the beautiful woman that had to do it up.

He was enchanted by her instead of saying, oh, how romantic the chivalry, the oh no, he's been scared by the f**k of no-one. Oh no. As her son don't call him, he's been scared by them. Who know that they're taking over the culture. It's not about empowering women. It's about empowering them as tyrants. Never before, but with modern feminism as it's called,

have we seen women more debased, more bankrupted, more unhealthy, more broad low, more dishonored, more trampled, and Russell Brand tells the establishment anti-human authoritarian salon that he took a job working somewhere because he was so enchanted with the female editor, the head ended it up. And then they called that. Eightful and and and all the rest of it when I was asked to

edit an issue of the new states when I said yes, because it was a beautiful woman asking me. She just the act of men and women loving each other. Just the puretium goodness of that is anathema to these people. They know what they're doing. They say you can't dress up under cowboy on Halloween. It's hurt for the cowboys. They are the arbiters of realities. They put you in a smaller and smaller cage where your mommy and daddy can't make your lives they're not trusted. Where if someone says,

hey, let's go eat Chinese food everyone goes, ooh, don't say Chinese. I'm gonna stop. This is the ultimate tyranny and it's done by design. These are not misguided liberals. These are conscious dominators of the psyche. Were you gonna get to calls? LAUGHTER

Because that was fucked up. So about that simulation thing, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what I've begun to appreciate about this show? As like 2023 starts getting into real motion, I mean, whatever, we're prepared to fuck it. Yeah, almost in October now, yeah. You're starting to get into motion.

No idea. No clue. Is Halloween on the 30th? Anyway. No, it's like every time we go back in time, the hashtag, like Alex Jones was right, should actually have been like the complete opposite. If everybody was paying attention, it would have been like,

Alex Jones was wrong, and that's why we arrested Russell Brand ten years ago. You know, like everything we go back, we're like, oh, 20 years ago, Alex Jones was like, hey, I'll tell you what, this Bob Eiger guy is super cool. Whoa, red flag, red flag. Exactly, if everybody had had one of us 20 years ago, we would be fine. Oh, if only we could be on our 27th year of doing this show. God.

Yeah, it is weird to go back in time, though, and see these things that are so prescient. It's no good. Every time something terrible happens in the present, eventually somebody on Twitter is like, you know, you could have seen this coming 20 years ago. Just listen to Alex. Yeah.

If he supports something, it's bad. Terrible. It's interesting, you know you could have seen this coming 20 years ago, right? Just listen to Alex. Yeah. If he supports something, it's bad. Terrible. It's interesting, though, this other formulation that he has here where it's like, you can't dress up like a cowboy because it's a defensive cowboy. Yeah, obviously. Obviously, this is about like him being mad about like ethnic appropriations.

I was gonna say, he's like, he's like, he's like, yeah. Cowboy face is the exact same thing as blackface. That's essentially what he's doing Yeah, and then jumping over to you can't say Chinese food. Well, just strange But I mean you got it you got to take the handholds where you could find them if you're climbing this bullshit rock I have no idea what you can't say can't can't can't call Chinese food Well, can you just call it can you just play a cowboy? Szechuan? Sure Mandarin? Uh-huh

Cantonese well, I mean if you want to get real specific Satchuan. Sure. Mandarin. Cantonese. Well, I mean, if you want to get real specific with it. Sure. Yeah. Anymore? Nope. There's tons more. If I can name all five Spice Girls, then you have to name every-

I should name the 130th- Yeah, countries that- From the top. All right. Fair. Fine. No. Can't do it. Can't do it.

Fair enough. So Alex finally does go to calls. He gets a caller and this caller has a fucking awesome question for Alex, which is, hey bro, do you like sci-fi? There's more people awake every day that are coming to a conclusion sometime in the future. Are you science fiction fan out? I am a science fiction fan back when I had time to read the great

Well, I can't help but feel what's happening now Do you remember at the end of the first hour was moving where the ex-linked fighters are coming in and the Lieutenant goes up to the death start commander I think it was played by Peter Cushing He said, you know, we better evacuate. Did guys are on the something. Do you remember what they're pushing that? He said, evacuate in a moment of time. I think you overestimate their chances. I think I really feel like. Attack your agent on members of tribes. I think you overestimate their

chances. I don't know if that's the analysis. They, it's quite a Greek and the great American authors and Shakespeare wrote about Eric and the Hoover It's because it will be the downfall of people that try to take and fall without honor Several fighters have broken off from a main group That's how you do a call in a minute. That is how you do a call in a minute. Collar brings up an idea and you do two Star Wars impressions. All right, I'm going to explain my point via a Star Wars reference.

And then you're just going to be like, oh man, who can lay a mate out, right? That's weird. I like that the collar is basically making a point. And then Alex is like, I think he's asking me to do that voice I Think I'm gonna do that voice and another one Did you have to hold your throat while you did that? Absolutely, otherwise I would screech like I normally do.

Okay, are there any screeching star wars characters? Um, I mean the wailing jizz was pretty screeching Star Wars characters? Um, I'm gonna throw you into the... Sarlower, now... We would do the voice. Come on, do the Jabalahud voice. We don't even know solo. Good, good. I'm not scared about you.

I'm not scared. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's good. So there's just crime. I got. I'm not here, but I'm not here! Hold on. Yeah! All right. That's better. So there's just crumb. I got.

I would like to do a physical impression of Josh of a job, which is I'd like to lay on my side. I'd like him to get strangled by a beautiful whip. Wait, no, what? Wait, what? So we get it. We get nowhere with that caller. They've listed it some voices, which is something, it's fun.

Sure. But we get another caller, and this caller asks what I would describe as a very heady question, which is trouble. Yeah. Alex, and I, and my another one of those, yeah, Canadian, who love you you to death up here and i just wanted to say this is a maybe a little bit of uh... topic but i guess that i just want to share with you uh... your slogan says

because there's a war on for your mind and i just wonder dollars if you would share with your audience what your thoughts are with regard to mind versus brain is the mind the same as the brain in your estimation Oh

Oh Thank you I don't even know the answer to that question If I were Alex sitting at the studio at so-and-so when I said I'd get the fuck off Unless we're sitting around a hookah, having a nice time. Yeah, I haven't had a hookah in a long time, my mind. What do you think?

What do you think is the difference between the mind and a brain? I don't give a fuck. I don't know. The brain is a physical thing, the mind is boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. I'm soul. All right.

So are we ready for Alex's answer? Yeah, let's do it. Because it's painful rambling. I believe that. I believe that. I know scientists, but I've read a lot of scientific reports and had a lot of top experts on it. I don't get into some of the areas where they can't completely

prove everything, but throughout time and memorial, time and memorial. Historians, researchers have pointed out that there's something more than just the brain. They can's a perfect clone, it's 100% the same and for some reason it just doesn't have the same vigor. It doesn't matter whether it's a lizard whether it's a mammal, it just isn't the same. And we know that there are a six cents. We know there are magnetic cells in the brains, not just of mammals, but of birds and other fish. That's how they're able to navigate. It's how they're able to fly south for the winter.

It's how a hummingbird can fly, you know, 5,000 miles. And now from science, they know that the brain is able to go into the fourth and fifth dimension in populations that it's able to make. And of course we live in the third dimension. We sure do. Alright, so there's six senses. Alright, so we live in the third dimension. You bet. Which means we are free from time.

No issues there. Well, I feel that way on this trip for sure. Yeah, man. I feel no attachment to time. I thought it was two weeks from now, but that's fine. Yeah, you're living in July. Okay, so have we cloned in? Actually, that's a good question.

Yes, cloned in? The problem with cloned is they lack vigor. Well, obviously that's the problem. I remember Dali and the sheep. I'm just wondering, have we cloned any lizards? I feel like we've only cloned lizards in Jurassic Park! And those fuckers were vigorous.

They were vigorous as fucks back, acid and shit. Yeah. Dally the sheep was pretty lazy though. How's Dally doing? I don't know. Is Dally dead? I've bad news. What?

How's it all to create a brain? Hanging out with Dolly. Oh, shit. All right. Yeah, so we get six senses, which are apparently like how birds can like geo-locate and fish can go back to where they spawn, but they produce. But those are fish and birds.

Yeah. I don't know if that has to do with the human mind and brain. They're magnets. So I also, how do they work? That is a great question. Shout out to the juggerlo we met in Scotland. That's what I'm saying. Woo-hoo.

I also would have thought that the part about like going in the fifth and fourth and fifth dimensions, that would have been the mind, not the brain. I mean, where? I'm lost. Where, what is the place you go to? What is what is the difference between the fourth and fifth dimension? Like like do you go into the fourth dimension first? And you're like, man, these people are shit out here. So I'm going to head to the fifth dimension, see what's going on

there. Yeah. Right. And then and then you just go back. How does it work? You gotta go through the fourth on the way back, though. Oh, that's shit. Okay, you gotta go, go, go. You know, no. Oh, it's like the drive from Chicago to New York. It's like, fuck, I gotta go through Pennsylvania. Jesus Christ. Oh shit.

Pennsylvania, the fourth dimension. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, I don't know. I, I, I, I, I, I lost on all of this. No, I don't think Alex was expecting a question like this. And his response shows. So we get to learn a little bit more about these six senses in this next clip. But Alex expounds on that a tiny bit. But most of us have had dreams where exactly that dream comes true. Not like you dream of being a rock star, you become a rock star.

I mean, you dream of being mugged. That's happened to me, and then in six months later, whatever the exact mug you have. It's like déjà vu. And you even know what the person is going to do. And it's almost like your brain was able to jump forward into the future. It's not like déjà vu where you think you've changed for, you talk about it. You remember, it's very upsetting. Those dreams are waking dreams, what I call it.

Where you know it's real. When I was a child, I had them obviously more. It's been marked throughout history that children are more sensitive as well. The glums like to abuse and hurt them. Because the evil wants to feed on that. But I mean I still have waking dreams and you always know one. Even if it's something good coming, but most of it's the most common waking dream is of your children on board. A lot of times parents when their children will have dreams about their grandchildren. That's very common. My dad had dreams about my daughters.

And then only later went, oh my God, that was the little blonde hair girls. I imagine that were going to be my children. That was exactly them. That's the issue. It was a little later, he said, oh my gosh, that was that dream. Or because he told my mom about this when they first got married. We're going to have daughters. I've seen these daughters. They weren't his daughters. They were his granddaughters.

And the enemy knows this. That's why they don't want you to think there's anything else outside of it. But we can see one minute per call, buddy. One minute per call. Talk about your dad prophesying your daughter. Yeah, my dad had a bunch of dreams about young women and I'm like, that's okay. Yeah, I feel like I'm reaching a point where I think that everything that Alex says

his dad told him is made up. I don't think his dad has said any of these things. Yeah, I mean, it's either that, it's either he's making up what his dad is saying, or his dad is a creepy psychopath who keeps lying to Alex just as a sort of weird experiment. If he was the smartest boy in Texas,

perhaps his whole idea was like, I'm going to raise a child like a weird fucking evil bullet to shoot into regular society and break everybody's fucking brains and then he's also like but I'm gonna make him think some weird shit too. But I think that like if that's the case which I'm into I think that would be interesting just narratively. I'm not into it but it's not a terrible idea. Well from a storyline perspective I think it's not a terrible idea. Well, from a storyline perspective, I think it's faster. Sure, sure. But it also then has to be the case

that Alex's dad has such discipline that he never involves himself in anything. Like the first time I ever saw him physically was in that deposition that he got dragged in for. He never comes on air, he never does anything. And that to me, I think is, you know. The sign of a brilliant psychopath. See, it could be.

Yeah, I mean, he's like a Pablo Escobar. But see, we see lack of impulse control on Alex's part. And you're describing a shocking level in this psychopath dad of his, that we're imagining. That's true. I had a dream about his dad being a psychopath with great discipline when I was a child, back when I was more sensitive.

It's crazy because I had a dream about your granddaughters. What? Yeah. Oh, that sucks. I'm gonna have kids. That sucks. This is a terrible way to find that out. No, we had an illegitimate kid 10 years ago.

It's fine. What a relief. Yeah. That's the best Oh, what a relief. Yeah. That's the best movie. So good. It's good news. They'll never ask for money.

So I have more good news. We have a guest. This silence from the Never Ask for Money part? We have a guest coming on here, and it is someone who we don't get to see all that often any more these days. It's a man named Max Kaiser. Oh. Max coin. The King. Oh, Max coin.

The King of the Bitcoin, Max coin. I do like when he shows up. And that's because he has the only person who outwardly disrespects Alex. I don't think that this episode is a good example of it, but he's the only person who seems to have the freedom to just be like, hey, fuck you. I would do a bit on your show.

But this isn't that. This is him trying to sell Bitcoin. In the meantime, Bitcoin has surged to become the Napster of currencies, to totally be threatening to all central banks and bankers everywhere. And as the days go on, we're fighting at this to be the case. And of course, the big story this week was somebody bought Bitcoins in 2009 for $57. And now there were $800,000. You just bought an apartment in Norway.

And these types of stories are bringing a lot of attention to Bitcoins. It was really behind Bitcoins. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now we're into activists who hate bankers. They've got a group of folks back in 2009 who put what's called a Bitcoin protocol onto the internet with Chisupin, which is I think the most remarkable

pd, so technology and insight since you're going back to Copernicus, you know, who reasoned that in fact the the the sun was at the center of the solar system and not the earth at the time, there were a lot of flak for that. The creators of this point have figured out that you can take the encryption algorithms you, is for sending encrypted emails and you can turn that into a currency that would be completely stateless and completely safe to you, this outside of all government interference. It's a complete, ingenious idea. And it's changing to the entire global channel. I want to be clear. I want to be clear. I totally believe in free, open, digital

currencies believe it is the way of the future. It gives the power of fiat to the people and the power of choice and a bunch will emerge. And whatever is the most trusted, the best will become preeminent. And it could take the globalist out of the equation. My issue is, I believe whatever the first big one is, they're going to try to sabotage it, demonize it, come after it. So I haven't endorsed it to my listeners because I, when it comes, you know,

the ends of getting brought down if it does, I don't want to be connected to that. Just because I understand how volatile and dangerous it is. So you know, this is interesting because what we've got going on here is Alex being rightly skeptical about Bitcoin in the face of Max Keiser. No, he was being wrong with skeptical.

Well, his point was wrong, but he was right to be skeptical. He was right to be skeptical. He was doing it poorly, but he was right, yes. So this creates an alternate universe right now, right? So if Bitcoin is at $57, we should- Put it up on the white board. Right, so yeah, so it's at $57, every one of his listeners at least spends $57 on his shit, right? If they had bought like two Bitcoin,

those people would have turned $57 into like 60 grand right now. So of all the things that Alex could have done, he could have made every infoward's list a millionaire. Theoretically, and if they had gotten out at the right time, it could have been even higher. Well, I mean, right now is the right, I mean, it's still 20 grand or something,

like that, that's crazy. Compared to like 10 cents that it wasn't one- I am so weirded out by Max Kaiser. Good. 10 cents that it wasn't one hour. I am so weirded out by Max Kaiser being an inexplicably terrible, and at the same time, inexplicably great financial advisor. Hmm. He has a niche spot. Yeah.

No, it's a tent. Like, again, Alex is right to be skeptical. Yeah. But Max is right because Bitcoin is so insanely expensive now. Yeah. Well, that's the flip side of what I was saying. If Alex had not been skeptical and just jumped in, he would be a billionaire now. I know. Like Max Kaiser is. Like of all the things for...

Oh my god, this fucks was my head. Yeah. Because I do feel like if we're in a simulation, there is a moment where Alex is like, eh, fuck it, I'll buy 10,000 Bitcoin. For eight cents. Max offered him 10,000. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Now let me ask you this.

I'm gonna lose my mind. Does it fuck with your brain? Some dies. Or does it fuck with your mind? LAUGHTER All right. Well, rest of the show is going to be, oh, he's back. I don't know. Okay. I thought about it.

So, you know, obviously there's an obsession that Alex has had over the years with the idea of like getting rid of saying mother and father. Right. We can't do it. Purple penguins. Purple penguins aren't in play here, but Max has an interesting theory about how they will stop us from using mother and father. Okay. Well, and just as a couple of late breaking things that are happening during the break here, first of all, you just said they banned the word mother and father. How do they do that? They use copyright law. They'll say we've owned the word mother and father. That's the problem of the perpetual copyright law.

Now, you can't even use the word mother and father. They use copyright law. That's how they create the copyright a part of the law. We have political correctness of copyright where they just want to, everything becomes racist. It's not about political correctness. They'll present it as being somehow politically motivated or ideologically motivated. No.

It's about just they want to own it. They want to own the word. And then if you ever use the words, they want you to pay them. If you can't pay the lens in the money, it's all in economics. Wait, there's no ideology whatsoever. If everyone thinks it's ideologically driven, they're pulling out of the trap. It's just money, money, money. Money, money, money. That's a little dumb, huh? I genuinely don't understand the sequence of events that would occur. All right. The globalist copyright the word mother and father.

Right, right. It's like Happy Birthday. Like Happy Birthday. Well, no, not the words, the song, maybe. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they copyright Happy Birthday, and that way, if you sing it in a movie, you have to pay $1 billion.

Right, right. So the globalists have copyrighted both mother and father. Right. So you can only say mom in a movie, you have to pay him a billion dollars. Right, right. So the globalists have copyrighted both mother and father. Right. So you can only say mom in a movie. Whoa. Someone else owns that copyright. Ha ha ha. Mom, mom, someone else has that.

The word brothers bought it recently. Uh huh. Yeah, and uh, yeah, I mean, I've copyrighted the word human. That'll get you all no longer humans. That's where the couple of Bitcoin right there. copyrighted the word human. That'll all be in no longer human. That'll all be in no longer human. That's where the couple of Bitcoin right there. I love it when you just pop in and find something really fucking stupid like this.

Somebody just out of their depth trying to roll with one of Alex's dumb headlines. Yeah. Like the news of the day is they have banned mother and father. And so now we have to rationalize that with copyright law. They don't you take, but if you've gotten the copyright paper, we're killed. Right, and you take it to an office, and there's a person who's reading it going like, oh shit. I didn't know we could do this. No one's thought to do this.

This is out of control. I'm gonna copyright the word arm. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. All three letter words are mine now. So I think it's time for a commercial break. Okay good call. Yeah so here we go. Here's one of the commercials that Alex was playing at this period of his career. An e-cig revolution is sweeping across the country but as yours American made, Vigriot E-liquid by Lasig is manufactured in Arkansas with 100% USA-sourced ingredients. And when you buy American, you support local jobs. Vapriot E-liquid by Lasig is top quality at an affordable price, the very principle

that once drove the American economy, get great taste with no ash tar or smoke. Even wondering why you didn't make the change to Vapriot E-Liquid by LeSig a long time ago. With Sig.com has everything you need for beginners to the advanced vaping enthusiasts with a wide variety of hardware and also important E-Liquid flavors as well. Hell yeah. I'm- I want to describe the difference between the beginner and the advanced. I was curious about that myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wonder where I fall on the next one. I'm not a beginner. Is it like the time? Is it number of polls per hour?

You think it's just clock and shit. I mean, yeah, I see what I see is like a fit bit for vaping, right? So it's like, oh, I got 10,000 vapes today. I'm an advanced vapor. This is a, this is a glide well thing. You have to be your 10,000 hours of vaping, right? So it's like, oh, I got 10,000 vapes today. I'm an advanced vapor. This is a, this is a glide well thing. You have to be your 10,000 hours of vaping. You have to have a glide well for anything. I, I think it's about if you can be fancy with it. You know, like some people can like blow smoke rings and I can't do that.

If you can gandalfit your advanced vapor. I blew a ship that flies in the sky. Yeah. I wish I could do that. I just don't have the patience. Or magic? What is magic but patience? The end result of patience. I have no rebuttal.

I do like this, though, attaching patriotism to vapes. Absolutely. And this is, you know, this is back in 2013. This is way early for that. And then he stopped. Yeah. Anyway, we get back to the show and we find out something else that Alex has dead has told him.

Okay, that's always my favorite. I believe at this point, Max Geyser has left us. But we get to hear about a dumb thing Alex is dead. All right. Let me tell you, these bureaucrats come around folks a lot of them. They look you right in the eye. My dad, when I was a kid, the IRS called him. He said, I have all my receipts.

I paid all this. I don't know you all this back tax stuff. And the woman said, Mr. Jones, we are white collar criminals. This is before people would record stuff. Interesting. Right up the show. Right up the show. You just said that. She said, look, we're going to destroy you and your family. I can't.

Another interesting thing. And my dad came home and I remember was freaked out for weeks and my dad never gets depressed. My dad was shook up bad. And then they started taking his bank accounts. Everything he fought him for years. These are gang raping criminals. They want to hurt you. They're bank robbers get huge swarm clusters

like Locust coming in on us. They're not gonna stop. They're never gonna stop. They're armed into the teeth against it. They're telling troops they can't be Christians. These people are Joe Stalin on PCP, okay? And their pedophiles, okay? Ooh. That's the main brigade. That took a turn. That was... That was probably the closest I've ever been to, like, a 1940s gangster with a Tommy gun, just firing a million bullets in the major.

AAAAAAAAHHHHH! They're pedophiles! AAAAAAAHHHHH! My dad told me the IRS admitted they're just white collar criminals. No, I don't believe that. I think he's telling the truth about any of this. No, but again, this gets to that interesting distinction. Is this something Alex has done actually said to him? Right. Or is this just whole cloth?

Yeah, like imagine Alex is dead. So what happens if David Jones, not David Bowie, comes home one day and is like, okay, Alex, I had a bad day. And Alex is like, oh, what's going on? He's like, I don't know. Like, how do you describe that to a child? Well, the IRS done told me that they're white collar criminals, and they want to murder us.

And they're Stalin. And troops can no longer be Christian. Yeah. And would you like some dessert? Right. Yep. I don't think they said any of that. You don't think so?

That's such a weird thing to open with. Hey, by the way, basically we're white collar criminals, and there's nothing you can do about it. How do you do? Just doing a little bit of workplace visit. We're white collar criminals? Yeah, it seems unlikely. That's absurd.

So Alex gets to talk to him a little bit more about this idea that you can't dress up like a cowboy, because he's offensive. And I think he's being intentionally obtuse. 2010 and four is reported on effort by coalition of more than 30 liberal organizations to shut down the first amendment right of political enemies. And I'm going to say the same thing in Europe, folks, these are the enemy. And so they're trying to hide and blame you. Your kids don't belong to you. They belong to the state. They must have been seen from up. You can don't go out as a cowboy.

That hurts the cowboys. And don't go out as an Native American. That's racist and insensitive. And don't be a gaysher girl. Wait, what? Don't be an artist. Don't have fun. If don't dress up like spider-man,

it's racist against spiders. What? Don't put green paint on yourman, it's racist against spiders. What? You got to put green paint on your skin. It's racist against the Hulk. It's just getting you all, like, where you can't even talk to your... Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. They're like, that's okay. Do what we say, and you'll be all right.

See, this is the problem that I have with my left leaning friends. Yes. Well, I try to dress up like spider-man. I get canceled. I am tired of people denying the Hulk genocide. It's very disappointing, yeah? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think Alex is intentionally not getting the point. So, so we've got Cowboys, offended by Chaps. Right. Or I guess maybe those like black masks, you know, like the lone ranger had. Was he a cowboy or was he a thief? Holy shit. Was he a good guy or a bad guy? I genuinely have no idea.

Here's the point of the show where I realized I don't know what the lone ranger was. I think, frankly, remember the top of the deck? Was the lone ranger and now I'm against it. I know that there were like a mask. Right, there was a mask. So we got that. Right. Then we got that. Then we got spiders who have been writing letters with all eight legs for a long time.

It's very efficient. Yeah, they get eight times as many letters to their congressmen as we do. And then you have, again, hulks. By the way, can we talk about how spiders have been getting away with representation without taxation? That is true, that is true. It's the reverse of the revolution. They're fucking squatters. Right.

What they are. Oh, I eat other bugs. Great. Here's the ultimate problem, though. I feel like you're forgetting that if a Hulk is offended, they will smash. As opposed to write a letter and say, I'm offended. Yeah, there's not going to be some like complaining. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no and say, I'm offended. Yeah, there's not going to be some like complaining.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to jars, pictures. So Alex in this next clip, he kind of fakes some excitement in himself

by talking about how demonic his enemies are. Sure. They are the enemies, the enemies, the enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, the enemy, the sworn enemy of everything goods. They are demonic. They are the hordes of hell. They are absolute unassumid everything good. They are the plague. They are the hordes of hell. They are absolute unassumat everything good. They are the plague. They are the scourge. They are the traitors. They are the destroyer of ideas.

They are the opposite of liberals. They are the hordes of hell. Child molesting murderers. You sign on with these people. You signed on to absolute hell. Ugh, I saw that. Oh my god. And they're really going to try it. I don't want these people you've signed on to absolute hell Oh And they're really gonna try it and believe me. I just want them to know they strike me down set me up Whatever I've already won not be in a pilot garbage trader is filth like you

Don't you get it? I'm not worried about what you do to my body Even if there isn't a god or a life after this, my family goes on. All that matters is that you be beaten so that people in the future can have a chance to enjoy God's creation and to build something better. That's what life's all about. It's stretching forward like all our ancestors did to try to get fingerholds into a future of honor and goodness. The public has been psych warfare with demonic evil, the sitcoms, the dramas, I'm sorry. Businesses cheating each others,

is cheating sex. Sex. It's all meant to just fry everyone. Everyone engaged in evil thinks they've learned some secret technology of betrayal, and they're smart and you're not. Have they deployed lies on you? Like it's a game and they're winning

They don't know they're losing by being frauds. They don't know they're losing by being scammers They don't know they're losing everything everything they're dishonorable and it is our Responsibility to crush them politically. It is our responsibility to Dispaint them and to call them out for the pieces of trash they are and to the opposite of everything they say. You want to know a battle plan? Do the opposite of everything they say. If you're going to run up to something, it's a gift to death.

You got that? Anything they push is failure. Everything they push is meant to screw you up. Everything they promote is meant to poison you physically, mentally, spiritually, everything, everything they are, is the enemy of everything good. Yeah, man, it's like how the CDC will tell you if you get a cut, you should wash it out. Do the opposite. Get it dirtier.

I mean, I almost appreciate this clip, because it shows us that always should have done is said to a group of people, the opposite of what they shouldn't do. Right. Give them bad advice. And then they do it. Yeah, if we give them bad advice, they would do it. But if we give other people good advice, they do it. And then we'd all do the same thing for different reasons. I think you run the risk of one organization giving contrary advice, two different groups of it. Like expecting different groups will pick it up, you know. Yeah, that would be strange if the CDC was like, hey, only dumb people take this advice. You know. But then you'd almost have to double blush.

Yeah, you know. Smart people would take this advice. Huh? Not. But dumb people would, oh god, I don't even know anymore. Oh, what tangled webs we weave. Yeah.

They tell you not to eat spoiled meat. You should. So I shouldn't? Well, if you listen to the officials on the globalists, all right, it's just a recipe for death. What's Fauci saying about meat these days? These days are in 2013. No, no, no, no, I want to know these days

I can't tell you that fair enough. We've been on the road too long I'm not gotten a Fauci update Brutal probably still cool with meat. I Assume it was never really about meat. Was it nope. Yep, it was mainly about COVID So calls So, calls have been happening. If you'll recall, the agenda was called. That was the idea. And we've not gotten to too many of them.

We've had two calls, right? Yep, and there were a couple scattered in also, you know, just randomly here and there. But we actually only have one more clip left in the episode. Okay. And it's when Alex gets to another call. Oh, that's exciting. And then there is another shocking flash in time. Okay. A rip.

A rip. A rip. A rip. A rip. A rip. A rip. A rip. A rip.

A rip. A rip. A rip. A rip. A rip. A rip. Hold on. Yeah, this is you. Hold on. This is you. Uh, uh, what do you mean? Do you mean there was a rip in the fabric of time? See, that's not bad. No. I could do better.

It's been a long time since I skipped an acting class. There was, when you took an acting class, did they have a faking enthusiasm? Well, I mean, I had to pretend that I wanted to be there. So that was pretty close. So, yes. Alright, here we go. Here's a collar. Okay.

I would pay your debt back to a local bank or a local grip or some or a family that loans you money. Everybody real quick, the collar has asked him if he should pay back his loan. Yeah, should I follow rules and pay back money? Uh-huh. So, yeah, in those cases, yes, but I always cheat though, their family. If it was with a big bank or something, one of the big section archonics trafficking banks, it's almost your duty, in my view, to not pay. And then of course, you can later settle with them, or do what what what what all the big gangsters do like

Trump and people they just put you know they just put bankruptcy over everything of course they'll go after you you're small they'll look the billionaires you know engage in fraud yeah man don't pay back your loans be a gangster like Trump I mean it is it is, if everybody had listened to this show, and don't the opposite of what he said, we'd be fine. Simulation, baby. It's like, it is, I mean, it is almost like a like Buddhist colon. Alex Jones being wrong because it's like, Cohen, Alex Jones being wrong, because it's like, listen, if you had listened to him,

he was so wrong that it's just diametric, you know, like it's a big circle and he's on one side and you should just be on the other. That's all you need to do. The problem is we've all tried to live in like the middle ground or like we've tried to make Vett diagrams. What we should have done is just listen to Alex and been like, I'll do exactly the opposite

of everything you say. Which is strange because he said you should do the exact opposite of everything we say. Whoa. What is the difference between the mind and the brain? I don't know, man. Also, I refuse to do the opposite of him on some things.

Like what? Some of his choices in country music are pretty good. That's fair. Yeah, I'm not going to not like the highway, man, because you love him. Sure. So, what if we no longer belong to the city? Whoa! Yeah!

Yeah! We belong to the countryside. I would, I would, where's Glenn Fry? He lives, he lives in England, right? Doesn't he? I don't know. I thought he did. I guess, is the Eagles?

No, that's gotta be, that's for Philadelphia. I don't know where, the force dimension. I don't know where Glenn Fry lives and I I don't know where Gwen Fly and Fry lives. And I genuinely don't know why you would think I would know where Gwen Fly and Fry lives. My man, you don't keep tabs on Gwen Fry? I mean, there's a part of me that is now like, oh boy, if I had kept tabs on Gwen Fry,

this would be the only moment that I could pull that off. It would have been huge. It would have been huge. This place just bomb goes off. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Amazed by your ability to recall. That'd be cool.

I do also like, just getting back to this last clip for one second. The idea that Alex is so against people having their student loans for githin' and is on air actively being like, if it's a big bag, don't even fucking pay it back. You have an obligation not to. You prick. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. Put a lot of people in jail from the east right mm-hmm good call well we come to the end of this folks and

it's it's a little bittersweet learn what did we learn tonight huh all right one spice girls smoke American yeah hit it Hit it. Hit it. Don't quit it. That's the advanced move. Right. If you want to support the country. Right. We don't know what the difference between the mind

and the brain is. No. Alex was wrong about Russell Brand and Trump in advance. And yet at the same time, by being so wrong diametrically, he's in fact correct. So he is a wizard in some sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the dumbest, like, there is the Oracle Delphi,

and then there's the Alex at fuck yourself. Right. There's like the Oracle at, man, how am I gonna fucking pull? You gotta, I'm gonna land this on. How am I gonna pull a city that sucks in Greece? How am I gonna do that? I bet you could pull one from Pennsylvania. Yeah.

Hershey. It did to us! Somehow we're in the UK and I'm still getting regional base awhhs. Pennsylvania. I mean, I figured that part out. Yeah. That was like, that was the gist. It wasn't.

I didn't expect you to be from like Louisiana and be like, I will protect every United States. Well, thank you all so much. This has been the show. Thank you so much. We will be back for another episode. And we will be out at the bar here in a few. If you want to come say hello take a picture or whatever

Thank you.