Knowledge Fight - #86: September 22, 2017

Episode Date: September 25, 2017

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the Sept. 22nd episode of The Alex Jones Show. Truth be told, it's about 80% Alex doing a very over-the-top racist Asian voice to make fun of Kim Jong Un. The other 20% is just old fashioned lying in service of demonizing Muslims. You know, what InfoWars does best.

Andy and Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding. Hello, Alex, I'm a first-time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We are a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit

about Alex Jones. We start and stop, and start and stop about Alex Jones all the time. For everyone who's listening to this, we are encountering incredible technical difficulties, but I think we might have resolved them. I mean, not we, it's really more just you. Like I'm just sitting here, my mic works,

that's really all I do. I've found some advice on the interweb, and hopefully that will resolve things, and we will be good to go. If you're listening to this in the podcast form, live on the internet, you're probably thinking, who gives a shit? Yeah.

And you're right, who does? You know what's crazy? What's up? The amazing thing about this show is, we do give credit where credit is due. Sure. And the InfoWars comment section has incredible streaming advice.

You gotta give them credit for that. We always go to the InfoWarriors to figure out why we're having streaming difficulties. Absolutely. Yep. So anyway, let's get- Widely known for helpfulness and racism. Indeed.

And helpful racism. Nah! Is that a thing? Nope. I feel like it's not. So today, Jordan, we're gonna be going over the episode from September 22nd, that is Friday of last week. Right.

We'll be going over that and experiencing all the wonderment and bizarre nonsensical bullshit that Alex gets into. He has a lot of narratives that are stupid. He has a lot of behaviors that are stupid. And we will talk about it all. But first, here is an out of context drop of Alex Jones discussing the NFL protests that are imminent

this weekend. Here on Sunday, we're seeing some of them happen. But he put out a video on Saturday preemptively. Great. Making a prediction that might be a little overblown. That's what I wanted to hear. Alex Jones here, live on Saturday afternoon from the InfoWars News Center.

President Trump addressing a crowd as the whole world now knows, came out and said, get that son of a bitch off the field. Trump calls for boycotts of the NFL teams whose players refuse to stand for the national anthem. This could save the country. Little bit grandiose, perhaps. It could.

Yeah, I think that the president calling for people who are making peaceful demonstrations to be fired from their jobs. I think that's maybe the other direction. No, that can save the country. I don't see how. Okay, Alex is super villain. Alex's argument.

We're already here. Okay. North Korea has one demand. Otherwise, they're going to nuke the country. Fire the black people from sports. Get rid of Colin Kaepernick. That's all they wanted. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

It's like a lottery situation. We're right back there all over again. That's the situation. Kim Jong-un was thrilled when his father died because he's like, finally, I can take out that San Francisco quarterback. Right, right. Well, I mean, he's a, you know,

Dennis Rodman hates Kaepernick. Everybody knows that's true. Is that right? No. You're just making that up? I don't know. Okay. Who knows?

There's no reason for any of that. It's all stupid. We live in the dumbest planet on the fucking world. There's no doubt about it. Dumbest place on the fucking world. Our president is tweeting about a fucking football player. Puerto Rico doesn't exist anymore. There's no more Puerto Rico.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a mess. That's a mess. But fucking a guy kneeled during the national anthem. So fucking great. We're great. We're doing awesome. And there's another thing I want to bring up

because Alex Jones, one of his favorite narratives is that the globalists are trying to like kill the birth rate and what have you. Of course. Through, I don't know, brainwashing and putting, getting you on psychotropic medication. Slow ride and the like. Well, I'd actually like to link here.

I'm going to go to the research camp. Here is a study that was just recently done about Flint, Michigan. And the. Oh my God. The infertility rates among people in Flint since the lead situation became so bad. There is a massive, massive downwards trend

from right around the time in the 2014 or 2013, 2014, all the way down. I mean, it's a, it's a serious, serious drop. If you look at this graph, it's, it's utter insanity. And as they point out to others. Hey guys, we just, but make sure that you know that we added another 80 billion to a $700 billion military budget.

Right. We can't, we can't afford to take care of Flint's fucking water, but God damn it. We need another dumb plane. Also, if you're watching this live, I do feel a little bit self-conscious because when I flashed that up on the screen, the article from the Washington post, there is an ad for the info wars store on there.

No, cause of course, cause they have all your cookies. So every single page you go to, if you have info wars on it, if you ever, oh my God, that's hilarious. If you ever go to their website, it will be on every single page you go to for the rest of your fucking life. So anyway, I mean, if you want to talk about the globalists trying to kill

birth rates, you might want to pay a little bit of attention to Flint, which he never does. He never talks about it. Think about that. As far as the situation with Puerto Rico, like Flint, Michigan has had no real water for three years. Yeah. Puerto Rico has now has 3.6 million people

without water at all. And electricity. So think about how soon we're going to get on top of that. Nah, probably never. Probably never. Fucking, I just, and I had that thought over the weekend, which is like, when Puerto Ricans do come to the mainland, idiot GOP people are going to be like,

these refugees coming in with, and it's like, no, they're part of our fucking country. It's America. Yeah. They're more, they're more American than you are at this fucking point. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know when we're ever going to get to it

and addressing those sorts of things, but I do know that now is the time that we get to the Friday episode. Okay. So let's jump into it. Alex Jones is, he's in a weird mood on this day. He does reveal that possibly one of his cats died the night before.

And so that puts him in a weird mood. He's used this excuse before. He did say after he called Schiff an archetypal cocksucker and threatened to beat him up, he did say the next day is like, my dog died. So we do know he has a great relationship with his pets, but I don't think it justifies some of the stuff that we're going to be getting into.

Or he kills an animal every time something bad happens. Blood sacrifice. Is he doing that? Blood sacrifice. Everything they say that we're doing is what he's doing. So he starts the show off complaining about Satanism and how it's a foot, but then he ends up. It's a foot?

Yeah, it's on the march. Excuse me, dear Watson. Satanism is a foot. Dear Paul Joseph Watson. Yeah, exactly. There we go. But in the end, he really just complains about something else entirely.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Friday. Ladies and gentlemen. Hard to believe it's already the 22nd day of September, 2017. And we live in just an incredibly bizarre world. I've talked a lot about this. And even though North Korea threatened to test a hydrogen bomb above ground on an unnamed Pacific Island, even though that

is a real hallmark of World War 3 and the possible destruction of our planet, the underlying cause of it is evil. And 22 years ago on air, I didn't talk like that. 10 years ago on air, I didn't do that. That's fair. 22 years ago, it was fine. But the more research I do, you just

run into Satanist and pedophiles every time. It's the same thing from China to Russia to the United States to Mexico. It's the same thing powering the drug cartels in Mexico, Satanism. They're public about it. It's the same thing powering the Vatican. It's the same thing powering much of the CIA.

It is a bunch of weak scum trying to play God and trying to run our lives. And I've talked about how with relish, with extreme enjoyment, with raptured delight, all over Europe, they're taking Protestant and Catholic and Orthodox churches that, in many cases, government sees. What? They take them saying, we're taking away your tax exemption.

And they house Muslims in them. What? And then they have Islamic art displays and bring the school children there to illamify them. They don't take school children to churches and teach them about Christ. They take them to Muslim churches. How dare they?

That is, churches that have been converted to Islamic brainwashing. Yeah. Does he give a specific? No. Does he give any specific? So all of that magical fever dream of other governments taking away tax exempt status from churches,

which, by the way, that's not in other countries. No. Like, we have that. They do not. You know why? Because it's fucking stupid. Yeah. And we shouldn't have it.

Because we have some real issues with our past. Yeah, absolutely. So they're doing that. They're taking away their non-existent tax exempt status. Right. They're getting rid of the Christians inside of them. Totally. They're housing Muslims there.

Then they're having art shows? Is that his problem? Yeah, basically. His biggest issue is they're having art shows. I'm peeved at this Islamic art show. Yeah, but also he's peeved that they're not teaching these kids about Christian stuff. And I would argue that probably most of them.

You mean every single school day they've ever fucking had? Yeah. Yeah, I would say that they probably have enough of that. I don't know. I mean, I. I'm never running low on my Christian information. I get his argument that it's like, well, if it's all multiculturalism, why aren't we

talking about every culture? And my rebuttal to that, which might be overly simplistic, is it's because you already have all the rest of the time is acquainting you with Christian. Why isn't there a White History Month, Dan? Why isn't there a White History Month, Dan? It's largely. It's because it's racist to do.

Yes. Fuck you. It's not you specific. Right. It's mostly the same argument. But also, to your question about if he ever is going to give specifics, I would tell you to put a pin in that because it is sort of an introduction to a narrative

he's going to get to a little bit down the line. So we're going to hold off on that for a second and get to this next clip where Alex Jones sort of admits that he doesn't know what he's about to cover ever. OK. He kind of is just winging it and the producers prepare everything for him. Gotcha.

I have a stack of this today that just shows up in my stack as the crew prints. Like it's magic. Basically, all the front page articles are more than 10 major news sites a day. Most of the news, when I come in and thumb through it, I've already looked at it, seen it. Sure.

Constantly, there's stuff I hadn't seen. Just piles of it. So he's saying that the producers just print out articles. They don't even print out articles. They print out the front page. Right, right. That's it. They print out the headlines.

So his entire staff prints out headlines and then they're like, job done. Sometimes, he's thumbed through them before. Which is nice. Which is a cursory reading and maybe just getting a couple details. I like it when he does print. He does six hours of prep work.

But even in that, he's saying that that's only some of the time. Yeah. Some of the time, he doesn't even know anything. I love the way he puts it, too. Like, it just shows up in my stack. Magic. Where?

Rob Dew works in mysterious ways. Satanists. Absolutely. Every time he doesn't get an article, Satanists. Absolutely. 100%, it's the work of the devil. Yeah. I use voodoo.

So like I told you, we were going to get back to that narrative and it came back much quicker than we thought. Here it is. So I have a stack of news where they're desecrating churches all over Europe, turning them into Islamic centers, government funded, where they take school children to learn about bombs and the Hajib and actually tell them it's good.

Just like the police chief last week, the major city in Finland, said, we're going to put terrorists in schools. They put adults in high schools. They called them little boys, like the two guys that were reported in the bombing last week in London. Oh, one was 21, one was 18, and they were called boys, refugees that came in the last two years

and were living with an old couple. And they called them their little boys. Their little jihadis that blow up the train. And then the police chief says, quote, we're going to put terrorists in classes because terrorists can teach us multiculturalism. So this is from Finland. We talked about this a tiny bit.

I accidentally said it was Sweden. Is little jihadis the sequel of The Little Rascals? It might as well be at this point. That'd be a fun one. We had to learn a lot about multiculturalism. Absolutely. And bombs. So this was a situation where someone tweeted

at a Finnish police chief. And they said, fortunately, the adult ISIS terrorist put into school with children did not carry out, according to police, an attack at school. And then someone else replied, and certainly not the only one was something done to that other 20V to get him out of school. I'm guessing that's another immigrant who's 20 years old.

And then the Finnish policemen replied, on the contrary, people need to be motivated to stay in school on the bench, whether it's a child or adult. So this other person responds, I mean, what? As a police officer, you support terrorists being in our children's schools? The policeman responds, even a terrorist

can benefit from good learning. It might widen views and expand tolerance. And the guy responds, you don't think it'll pose a security risk to children? And the cop responds, our schools are safe. It guarantees a professional teacher and smart students. And what he's getting at is these aren't terrorists until they've committed terrorist acts.

Oh, oh. That's the underlying thing. So he's not, I thought he actually said he was a member of ISIS. It was just a guy? No, the person who committed like a knife attack elsewhere was a student at a school. And they didn't know that he was a member of ISIS

or whatever it tells them that all came out. Until they committed a terrorist act. Yeah, the argument that's being made is don't treat all immigrants as if they are terrorists. That doesn't make any sense. It's an unhealthy mentality to have. What are you talking about? Also, one is all.

The only place I could even find anyone making a stink about this was infowars.com. Of course. They had a link to a WordPress site. So it's just a completely independent individual operation called the tundra tabloids. Tundra tabloids? Yeah.

All right. I am going to start reading the tundra tabloids. I don't know if you want to because I'm reading over the sidebar of it. Does Roger Ailes own it? No, it seems to be independently run as best I can tell. OK. I don't think you want to because I'm reading the sidebar

here. And I can even flash this up here on screen. We have this here. Multiculturalism is a gross failure, assimilation where celebrating one's own heritage but as a full member of the dominant culture wins. That's a troubling sort of mentality, I think, in many ways. So.

At least as an ethos that doesn't appeal to me. White Christian. Yep. You can have your fucking dumb religion. Right. But as long as you know that our Christian nation is supreme to it, you're cool. That's sort of what that means.

That's not great. Was there like a patient zero for this white supremacy bullshit? Like, what does it all go back to? Yeah, does it really all go back to caves where people just walked out and they're like, holy shit, you look different. And that was that.

And then we were fucked from the beginning. Well, I mean, you've got to assume that even in the cave. It's probably the Jews' fault. Man, boy. No, boy. Did you say it, Jews'? Jews'. OK.

I was trying to say Jews with the apostrophe S on the end of it. Kickstart is 5% Jews' juice. I would say that even in those caveman days, you had heterogeneous populations living in tribal enclaves. And so they already had built up cultures within themselves before they ever would have encountered people of different colors and races.

So probably you would have like your built-in tribal mentality before you encountered somebody to be like, you're different. Yeah. So there's probably some of that that dates back that far. The metastasism of white supremacy seems just bonkers to me. Like, it's fucking everywhere now.

How do you even fucking? And it's in such subtle shapes and forms, too. It's a big problem. It's a big problem. Yeah. If you're a white supremacist, you should fucking die. Yeah, but just go. Just go away.

Alex would tell you that it's build a spaceship if you hate everybody so much and just get away from us. Alex Jones would tell you that, like, you think that white supremacy is a problem. And I mean, I guess he would say that to me as well. But he wants to tell you about how there are three different parties that are all teaming up because of one thing that they all enjoy.

And they're the real problem. Oh, boy. So why do I mention that? Because to the globalists, to the pedophile armies, they love Islam because it's right there in the Koran that you can marry a nine-year-old girl. It's right there that you can gay sex is illegal between two adult men.

But if you're an adult man and it's a boy, oh, then it's OK. So pedophilia is actually enshrined. And that's why the left loves it. They're going for it because they are now the pedophile, Satanist, degenerate party. Go to their events. They will tell you. They will publish in major leftist publications

drooling, disgusting, fat, slobs. That's all it is. Showing videos of five-year-old girls dancing, telling you how much they want to have sex with them. You say, why would they do that? Because they want to throw it in your face and rub it in your face. Just like they want to give nuclear weapons and missiles

to North Korea. It's satanic. Did we give them? No. Is that what happened? I mean, he believes that the Clintons did all that. Oh, right. That's all nonsense.

And now he believes that we are all rubbing his face with pedophile children. Yes, and celebrating. Got you. Of course. The only concrete example he has is that salon article that he's misrepresenting. Which, again, does not celebrate it.

It's like, hey, maybe think about stuff. When he talks about globalist publications to the ones he always brings up are the Atlantic, foreign policy, foreign affairs. I'm certain if you go to their websites, they're not going to have a video of a five-year-old dancing with the headline, we want to fuck this girl. Did you not see Allie McBeal, the dancing baby, man?

It was not a sexualized dancing baby. It was a sexualized dancing baby. Sir, I must protest. David E. Kelly has a lot of problems. This is not one of them. I don't believe. We'll see. Have you talked to him?

I trust you. Let's get him on the phone. Let's get him on the phone. Speaking of which, are we going to call Larry Nichols? Yeah, let's fucking do it. Let's not do it right now. But yeah. So Alex has started the show with some pretty irresponsible

talk, but also this narrative about people taking over churches, as Muslims taking over churches. Yeah, where does that come from? Well, I don't know. Does he make it up whole cloth? No, because there's videos that come. He plays out of the Philippines, where people are tearing down crosses and stuff like that.

There's a number of things wrong with the Philippines right now. 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,880 If you watch, bullshit is way low on the list. If you want to the fact that their president is an active murderer, right? He's there. They elected a serial killer who is still killing while

president and has kill armies. That is amazing. It's pretty. It's exactly like when America elected Andrew Jackson, more or less a serial killer. He kept serial killing and he did in fact have killer armies. Yeah. Yeah.

Somehow it's worse because it's 2017. It should be. It feels it feels like it's worse. I don't know. So he has those examples. But again, like even as you just pointed out, there's context in the Philippines, certainly, that is being ignored by Alex.

But it seems to me that this next clip we're going to play is kind of what he's actually talking about. And then he's lumped in Muslims because he has that video out of the Philippines. He's got nothing else going on. Yeah. This one's wild. This is some wild stuff.

OK. This article is by Shepherd Ambulus. We want to get on the show. GreatInfoWars.com reporter. Illuminati themed fashion show held at London Catholic Church. And of course, the church went along with it. This is liberal. Liberal.

Just like the Pope said this year, it discussed him here about Europe's Christian roots. He says, let in the Muslims. Merge with it. And now they have fashion shows of people dressed up the way you'd dress up for a satanic orgy right out of eyes wide shut. It's the accoutrement that I will guarantee you

is used probably in that church. You know what they do in the Canadian parliament? I've actually had members of the parliament on. It's come out in major publications that they built the Canadian parliament in Ottawa to carry out satanic rituals. Oh, yes. And so now their ultimate fun is to do it in a church.

But now. But now. This itself is an act of Satanism to carry out a satanic ritual in a church. The only thing better is to kill a child. I mean, I'm not going to get into what they do on the altar. He's about to get into it. But they eat crap, everything else,

to decorate God's temple to bring in the demons. So to bring in the demons. So there's an Illuminati fashion show that's happening in a church. A tongue-in-cheek. Well, no, I mean, it's just this thing. Have you ever gone to thevigilantcitizen.com? No.

It's a website. Of course not. It's a website where there's this whole trend that people believe that the Illuminati is coming out in public now. And so whenever you see stars putting one hand over their eye, it's a message that they're a part of the Illuminati.

And if you see an eye of Horus anywhere, that means. Raptors. But the thing is that I think a lot of people in pop culture have sort of realized that they're triggering crazy people to write free press about them. And so whenever you have stars that are doing these like Illuminati themed music videos, Illuminati and heavy quotes, you know,

the Miley Cyrus videos of weird imagery and stuff, they know that the blogs are going to be a flutter with like, this is demonic. And that just gets them pushed further out into a population they didn't have access to before. Because these are adult weirdos. They're not necessarily going to be listening to Miley Cyrus. But now they're going to watch the video.

And even if you're calling for a boycott for something, it's basically free press. Yeah. So no publicity is bad policy. So how can you be so stupid as to not see through Alex's bullshit on this one? They're dressing the way they would to go to a satanic orgy just like Eyes Wide Shet.

So excuse me, are you saying that Eyes Wide Shet was a documentary? He thinks that. That's how people, like. He does think that. It was, oh, is it because of Kubrick? Is that why it is? Oh, yeah, yeah.

And he claims to have talked to Stanley Kubrick's daughter. Gotcha. And yeah, he has a bunch of inside information. But he's like, ah, she told me in confidence. So I just can't tell you. But I know. Like, all right, great. He has to have gone to at least one orgy, right?

You'd think. I mean, maybe during Buckley's birthday party. Well, yeah, that's a special episode about that coming up later this week. So I want to flash up here again, this research cam here. Because orgies are usually like really boring. Like it's a bunch of, it's like a house party. Yeah.

Everybody's like dressed up. They bring, you know, crudité. So I was trying to. And everybody starts fucking it. It smells terrible. I was trying to figure out where Alex is. That's my review of orgies. Everybody starts fucking and it smells terrible.

Two thumbs down. Well, one thumb in some nevermind. Oh boy, nevermind. So I was trying to figure out where this narrative of like the Ottawa parliament in Canada is demonic. Yeah. And it led me straight to this blog, harrymackhow.com. And I have it here up on screen.

I know that guy. You do? Yeah. He's the smartest dude I've ever met. Come on. He's brilliant. What are you talking about? Have you read that?

I have. Unstoppable brilliance. It's terrible. Word one to word 12, which is the only number of words he knows. Jordan, you got to stop fucking around. You have a hard out tonight. Real long episode. We had tech difficulties.

I'm sorry. I'm just trying to be nice. So a cult power running Canadian parliament. Yes. That's the article here. True. And it's a first person report about being under satanic attack when he worked at the Canadian parliament.

OK. And I've read through it. It's nonsense. I don't need to read all of this to you. But I want to give you a little bit of a flavor of some of his tweets. So you can see in the sidebar here, right over here, the so-called culture war is the ongoing Masonic Jewish

subversion of Christian European civilization. Oh, boy. That checks out. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. The culture war is that. You have here a picture of Angela Merkel as a new Hitler,

but with a euro on the hard band. Oh, yeah. I get it. That's clever. Yeah. Did you see the cartoonist? The guy who started going after the New Yorker cartoonist who won two Pulitzer Prizes.

And he just went through a whole long number of his cartoons. And all he did was just draw national debt on different things. Oh, yeah. It's fantastic. So I'm sorry to interrupt, but we have. I'm sorry to interrupt you. We have here on the sidebar another tweet of his,

which has Trudeau with his wife and the speech bubbles. She's saying, I wish you had balls. And he's saying, I wish you had a penis. These are some of the tweets Harry Macau has sent out. I mean, that's kind of clever. Antisemitism equals resistance to Masonic Jewish supremacism. That's true. OK.

OK. So I mean, you kind of get the sense of what he's up to. Also, I mean, like I said, if you want to go read this first person account of occultism at the Ottawa bullshit, it's hot nonsense. Antisemitism is resistance to the Masonic Jewish supremacists. Yes. That's what he's saying.

He's basically it's the same argument all these people make that is like anti-Semitism is just a label you get painted with when you stand up against Jewish supremacy, which is real to them. It's wild. Also, why do we have these people? I don't know. Can we just not?

It's tough to implement anything that would get rid of them. Education isn't working. All right. All right. Now, here's the thing. Genocide gets a bad rap. I'm not I'm not engaging. You're not going to go along with this one.

OK. No. But I was trying to find other arguments or instances of things that might validate Alex Jones' concern that the Canadian Parliament was specifically satanic and what have you. And I found this thing called the Rhinoceros Party of Canada that was in play for.

I am voting for them full stop. They were in. Don't care whatever you say after this. I am voting for Rhinoceros Party. They were in play from 1963 to 1993. And they were a joke party. They were a parody party trying to just have fun and goof off. Yeah.

And they had a pirate party. And in 1980, they ended up getting 1% of the vote, which is crazy. Right. But this guy named Brian Godzilla Salmi. In 2001, he tried to revive the party. He gained his nickname because he wore a Godzilla suit while campaigning.

Excellent. He ended up changing his name to Satan, S-A-Space-T-A-N. Very nice. So he filed a lawsuit against the federal government in 2007 on the bounds of the election rules that led to the disbanding of the Rhinoceros Party, demanding $50 million in compensation. As his name was now legally Satan,

the lawsuit was filed under the name Satan versus Her Majesty the Queen. All right. There are heroes still left in this world. So here are some of the campaigns that the Rhinoceros Party tried to embark upon. Gotcha. They tried to repeal the law of gravity.

They instituted French, English, and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages. They were just fucking trolls, man. Yeah. They were tear down the Rocky Mountains so Albertans can see a Pacific sunset. Oh, that would be nice. Yeah.

Banning guns and butter since both of them kill people. That's true. Banning lousy Canadian winters. No, you got to have those. Donating a free Rhinoceros to every aspiring artist in Canada. That is a terrible idea. That is the work of Satan. Satan?

So I don't know. I think that's all a lot of. I mean, we could just ignore the Illuminati fashion show aspect of it. I was much more interested in the idea that Canada, their parliament, was specifically for Satanic rituals. I think it's just because they have a red carpet.

If you look at the pictures, it's like, ah, there's red there. Anyway, this next clip, Alex Jones gets really salacious and is really terrible. Yes. Whether you believe in Satan or not, Satan believes in you. And these people believe in Satan. They don't. All wrong.

And you better believe that it's coming out the former prime ministers and others on a routine basis had little orphan girls brought into their offices. Or they lay the plastic out on the floor and they slit those little girls' throats and those little boys' throats. And a lot of the elites don't even touch the body. They just pleasure themselves while the child

flops around like a fish out of water gasping for air. So you just remember that. You remember that real good. What you're signing on to, right? So that's just radicalizing his base. That's just using a disgusting rhetoric in order to be like, hey, you've got to be on my team because the other team is like that.

That's fucked up even for him. I mean, it's right in line with his normal behavior, quite frankly. Yeah, but that one's so they get little orphan girls, which they have to be orphans now. Like it used to be just people would donate them, but now they're orphans. Now they're stealing them.

And then they slit their throats. And a lot of these guys don't even touch the body, which is a weird sentence. Well, we have from another episode, they make fun of the bodies, too. Yeah, that's true. We have that. You forgot that piece on this one.

Instead, they're just jerking off over the dead body. Or flicking beans. Come on. That's true. As you're right. It's a gender neutral. It's 2017. Yeah, it's 2017.

I apologize. Yeah, so I mean, I don't want to really dig too deep into that, except just to point out that this is the rhetorical style that Alex uses in order for you to just be like, please ignore how full of shit I am because this is the enemy. Yeah. They slit kids' throats and jack off to it. Nobody can actually believe that shit, right?

I think a lot of people do. I think a lot of the people who believe all the other bullshit he says were like, well, he was right about X, Y, and Z. He's got to be right about this. I don't know. That's a step far for me. I mean, I don't think it's a giant pop. There has yet to be a bottom to the level of stupid

that we've dealt with. Yeah, and I think a lot of Alex Jones' fans are the type that are in for a penny, in for a pound with a lot of this stuff. So I mean, I just don't like the idea that this is how you demonize an enemy. And it's the same thing that if we're being totally fair, we've got to call out a little bit.

And I don't think this is the left. I think this is just some idiots, like Rob Reiner and with that Morgan Freeman video that you haven't seen this. Morgan Freeman narrates and hosts a video where he explains that Vladimir Putin has attacked us and we're at war with Russia. And it's a Rob Reiner-led organization. Look, the reason that I feel like we need to call this out

while we're calling out Alex Jones for the radicalization of his base is because when we're talking about this, these Russian concerted campaigns, we don't want this to lead to a war. We have no interest in that. We'd like a resolution of some sort and a return to sanity. Right.

And this sort of rhetoric that comes out of like Rob Reiner and Morgan Freeman and their organization, which is a very weird sort of, there is a march to war hawkish feel about it. It is also radicalizing in a certain sense. It makes me uncomfortable in the same way, not the same way, but it makes the same part of me uncomfortable that Alex Jones's radicalization

of his followers does. Right. Because if you're dumb, you might buy into that and be like, we do need to go to war with Russia. Ooh, that's not good. Yeah, so I mean, he gets people to be dumb on one side. Some of these other people, like Rob Reiner, get people to be dumb on the other side.

That's an interesting thought though. I know, I don't know. So is the cyber attacks that Russia has committed against us, are they more just an offshoot of the normal spying that we cyber attack them, they cyber attack us, we spy on them, they spy on us, that whole thing? Is it just a normal offshoot of spy craft? Or is it an actual war there?

Is that really an attack? Now, it's not something that we should, there's no boots on the ground in Russia. That's not ever going to happen. Because that just wouldn't make any sense. Also, I get we've made the classic blunder of going into Afghanistan before, but nobody's dumb enough to march into Russia during the winter anymore.

I think we figured that one out. Thankfully there are other seasons. Yeah. Look, I don't know what people who I don't agree with or really know, like I don't know Rob Reiner. I don't know those fucking, I don't really fully know what the neocons want. Like I don't know.

Oh, they want us all dead. Right, but I don't know what their end game is necessarily. So I can't really speak to that, but it seems like from the rhetoric that comes out that it is almost preemptive justification for a possible hot war of some sort or a force of regime change in Russia, which would be insanity.

It would be like, I don't even know how that could play out. It would be nuts. But like, look, I don't give a shit. That's not what we're here to talk about. It was just an instance of something that I needed to make clear in the same, in the sake of like complete fairness. While we're, while we're pissing on Alex,

we gotta make sure that there is some ideological consistency. So there's that. Question, if it's so easy for Putin to get all those journalists and diplomats killed. Yeah. Would it be that hard to get him killed? I think he has a lot of protection around him. Yeah, but it seems like we could really do it.

I don't know. I don't, I don't know. I have no idea. How hard would it be to get anybody killed? I think he's probably. Do you have a tour browser is what I'm asking. I don't, but I think he's also probably pretty close to the top of difficult targets.

Like hard targets. I would say he's way up there in terms of armed security, the fact that he has decades of experience in spy games and shit like that. I think he would be almost the most difficult person to a test mate. So I don't know. Well, that's, that's a trophy then.

All professional assassin should be going for that one. You, okay. Your job security, if you kill the hardest man to kill in the world is perfect. So far I'm finding this experience very frustrating. I don't know what it is, but today I'm very frustrated. I know these, I think it started when I tried

to adjust your camera and you gave me a fucking dirty look. No, I'm curious about that right now. I know, but I've got to be honest. You were distracted so much with the fucking with the camera. You're not even paying attention. I cut these clips. I know what they say.

It's not like I'm as surprised as you. I'm just trying to set up the clips. If I didn't know what they said. I'm just trying to get you focused on the show, man. Here's what's going to happen. What's going to happen? We're done. Are we done?

No, we had two technical difficulties and our friendship has ended. Thankfully it looks like that is all taken care of. The tech issues. All right, but here's what's going to happen. We've got two more clips that are reasonably short. And then we enter a period of absurd rants. Okay.

And one of the clips is four minutes long. During that clip, I am going to fix your goddamn camera and you are not going to give me a dirty look about it or I'm going to kick your ass. That's what's going to happen. All right. All right. You don't understand.

I knew this live streaming would tear us apart, dad. I knew it was going to tear us apart. I have to look at this camera here and it's like you're out of frame and it's bothering me. All right. All right. Show meeting concluded. Let's get back to business.

Cause again, you have a show tonight. We have a lot. We have a lot to get through. We have a long way to go. Short time to get there. Gotcha. We're going to do what they say can't be done. All right.

I'm going to bring some more smoke in the bag. All right. So this next clip, I love you dad. I love you too, man. This next clip is very much Islamophobic. And only the Christians are to be barred from the internet. Only the Christians are to be persecuted. The Islamists will be held up on the highest pedestal.

Now that's in the West. Muslims will also be used as the great weapon in India against the Hindus and the Buddhists who they are allowed to slaughter at leisure with enjoyment. And the media also basically agrees to that and says that's a wonderful thing. Wonderful. It's truly amazing.

They estimate 140 plus million Hindus alone have been murdered by Muslims just in India in the last thousand years. And then you look at all the other places that were Buddhist all over the Pacific. No, no, no. You convert or you what? You die.

So a fake laugh there at the end, right? Yeah, that one was gross. But it's really unfortunate timing for him to be spouting this sort of shit, especially mentioning the Buddhists, considering what's going on in Southeast Asia with the Rohingya people. With 400,000 of them being forced into exile. Anson Tsuke has a Nobel Peace Prize.

And she is, if not actively facilitating, tacitly allowing a genocide to occur. Yeah, well, it's debatable. I think a lot of people are saying it's debatable whether it actually classifies as a genocide. But whatever it is, it's a massacre. And it's this minority Muslim population in a Buddhist country in Myanmar.

And they are having their villages torched. Right, villages torched. People are being slaughtered, gang rapes, killings, torturing. And I think the last statistic I saw was 400,000 have been forced into refugee status, running away to Bangladesh, which isn't going to work, because Bangladesh is a disaster of a country.

And it's not like there's anything we can even do about it. It's the geography of it. You can't, it floods all the time because of the low lying stat. It's the country in the world that has the lowest gross domestic product, just because it kind of has to.

It doesn't. There's nothing you can do. It doesn't make sense. It's not mineral rich. There's no agricultural potential. It's like Monty Python where we build it, broke down, fell into the swamp. Yeah.

Then we rebuilt it, broke down, fell into the swamp. 100%. That's the whole country. And now you've got 400,000 people who are being forced to flee. And like I said, it's a minority Muslim population that's being chased out by a aggressive Buddhist majority that controls the government.

So Alex is, I mean, he never talks about that. Because he can't. He can't talk about that. It busts his narrative. And so go suck a lemon. I'm going to skip this next clip because it's nonsense and it's about how the world was supposed to end yesterday. Oh, OK.

So Alex is mad that people have mischaracterized and said that he thought the world was going to end on September 23rd. And the reality is he just had guests on that said it. And he was like, great, great. He's like, probably. You're a smart man. Yeah.

So now we're going to enter the period of the show where I should shut the fuck up. No. And you're going to fix my camera. Oh, well, you know, I apologize to you. No, I love you. Stop playing games. Stop.

I'm so sorry. All right. I forgive you. No, this this is where Alex, I think, wants to get into racist voiceover work. That's what I think is primarily motivating a lot of this. OK. He has some news about Kim Jong-un.

He's not going to do a voice. Oh, is he? He's not going to do a voice. So this clip is four minutes long. Oh, no. And I couldn't cut it anywhere because there's no where to cut. OK. Now, granted, I could have cut 20 seconds in

and you would have gotten the full effect. But we have to play it all because this is what's on his show. We are back live. Kim Jong-un threatens to tame, quote, mentally deranged Trump with fire. Many leftist organizations in the United States have praised this. They're actually defending North Korea

as they point loaded missiles at Japan, at South Korea, and others and threaten preemptive nuclear war. And then it's Donald Trump and America that is saber rattling according to our controlled corporate press. Whatever Trump might have expected, he will face results beyond his expectations. And this from Kim Jong-un, who never saw a buffet

that he wouldn't scarf down immediately. It says noted fat man Alex Jones. Listen to him trying to like sound like he's a Japanese samurai. Hong Yoo-Sung Yoo. Chungju, before the fall of the sons of Arius and the seas golfing Atlantis. That was a time of great adventure. And onto this plane, strode Kim Jong-un, the magnificent,

destined to rule the world and wear the crystal crown of Atalonia. Wow, he's still going. As you die, you're chronicler. Atalong, who will tell you of the days of great adventure. I think it's worse. Hong Yoo-Hong Yoo, Hong Yoo-Hong Yoo, Hong Yoo-Hong Yoo, what are you?

Chung Yoo-Hong Yoo, Hong Yoo-Hong Yoo. He knows he's just speaking Korean. He's not trying to. He's not like, I'm trying to speak Japanese, but I keep speaking Korean again. Can we get, can you pull up John Belushi as the samurai? We need to run around with the samurai sword. But he's like.

Oh, that one. This is still going. Why is he even playing the clip in Korean? Not me, like Cookie. Me, like. Ah, ah, ah. Made sure you. Ah.

Oh, and stop, stop. Kim Jong-un. And I'm translating here from Korean into Japanese for you. Very, very similar language. So at this point, he's pulled up the Belushi clips. And so now the video is Belushi as the samurai from Saturday Night Live. Wonderful. Hold on. I'm not going back to it yet.

Let me show you actual footage of a negotiation with Kim Jong-un and our ambassador just one week ago. A little bit grainy footage from a pin camera. But here it is. He was pointing out how racist that character was. It was the 70s, but I think we would all be very uncomfortable with that now. Even that's a fake laugh. I've already thought about this years ago, but I'm going to have a new bit way better

than Jimmy Kimmel's and stuff about North Korean dictator. Go get me a kimono, get me a samurai sword now. Does he not know that? Because I'm going to start having daily press briefings from Kim Jong-un. I'm sorry. I think the point of Gallows humor with the threat of nuclear war, you know, just days away possibly. Well, the threats here.

Having a nuclear war could happen anytime. And so at this point, I'm just going to have some fun. I don't think he knows what Gallows humor is. I really don't think he does. Oh, shit. I really don't think he understands that there's a difference between Korea and Japan, first of all. No, certainly not.

And I don't think he understands why it's really disgraceful to do the chinchong humor. Yeah. That sort of thing is really. Yeah. Even get your racism right. Right. But also like that's three and a half minutes of him just going on his show. How do you long time?

How do you not like you? How do you have that much nothing? Like Kim Jong-un is someone you can really make a meal out of like in terms of like. Oh, how so? Substantive issues. I see no way to. Well, you know, the brainwashing of the population, the beatings of people who didn't cry hard enough at his dad's funeral, the killing his own brother in an international airport because

he wanted to go to Disneyland or some shit. Okay. Whatever. You know, like there are, and that's just like the surface of it. There's so many fucking things you could point out about the. Yeah. He's a monster. He's a monstrous dictator with nuclear weapons.

There's a substantive discussion you could have about him instead of three minutes of Oh, that's disgraceful. Yeah. Is it though? Well, let's play this next. So, all right. Lest you thought that was the end of it. How is that not the end of it?

Well, let's see what happens in this next clip. Threatening to destroy the United States, which is asinine. The problem is China more and more is coming in on their side, which shows how we've been completely sold out to China, giving them all our jobs. They oppress their own people. It's a horrible communist dictatorship. But our own elites wanted to control populations. So let's take a break really quick there from this and go to there's an article out of Reuters

here that is just from a couple days ago about how the Chinese have talked to their central banks and they have talked to all the other banks in China and told them that they will be enforcing international UN sanctions. China's central bank has told banks to strictly implement United Nations sanctions against North Korea, four sources told Reuters. Amid US concerns, the Beijing has not been tough enough over Pyongyang's repeated nuclear tests. Now, this is interesting for a couple reasons. One, because Alex Jones is completely lying and saying that China is on the side of North Korea

and all of this. They seem to be working with the international community to some degree. The second thing is that Trump came out the other day and said he was threatened to destroy an entire fucking country. After that. Oh, whenever he said that Colin Kaepernick should be fired. No, before that. In the middle.

In between those two? In the middle he gave a speech where he announced in executive order that he was going to implement these sanctions on North Korea. He can't even do that. But they were legitimately just a mirror of the UN sanctions that China was responding to. It's just him trying to put his own name on someone else's project, which seems like him seems like something he does a lot. I don't see that.

It's fascinating to me, though, that Alex can be this far off and like just complete. No, that's not surprising. But it's interesting. Is he just really ignorant of that? It seems more like it doesn't seem like he's lying about this one. No, it seems like he just doesn't know anything about what China is actually doing. No, it's because we the second clip we played, he doesn't read the news before he comes in. Right, exactly.

He just comes through stuff. Yeah, he doesn't know what China has done. He doesn't know the reasons for it. He's just heard Trump talk and he's like, great, this guy is the best. He must be the one who's putting the sanctions on North Korea that are working as opposed to the international community that Alex so desperately wants to dissolve, which is actually effective and maybe going to save us from nuclear war. I think we're fucked.

Yeah, probably. Yeah. Anyway, let's get back to this. I mean, when the Korean foreign minister was like, oh, it's inevitable that we're going to nuke your country. And that's great. And at a certain point, that's kind of funny. Let's get back to this.

Sure, dude. Let's get back to this clip and see if we can find anything funny in it. Okay. And see if Alex Jones gets back to his very racist impressions. No. So let me let's go back to more of Kim Jong-un's and everybody wants that. Let's go back to more of Kim Jong-un's speech threatening Donald Trump. Here it is.

You know what he's saying? He's saying I actually believe that trannings are cool. I myself have no wee wee. Wow. But I like to act like a man. But is my hair not beautiful? People say I'm fat. This is not true.

I am a man very old. No. So wait, he's just playing this whole thing so he can talk racism over it. Yeah, it's just a riff, baby. That's it. He has nothing. So he's playing the clip. He has nothing.

With no sub titles. Nothing. So he has no idea what he's actually saying. No. His audience has no idea what he's actually saying. Nope. So they're just playing a video of something nobody none of them can understand while he goes ching chong bing bong over it.

Yes. And like it's a video of Kim Jong-un not screaming. He's just reading. Not how Korean sounds. Yeah. You know, it sounds different to our ears because it's a completely different language. Yeah. It's a tonal language.

Yeah. So great. Yes, entirely. Great. It is just like setting it up on a racism T. Yeah. And just being like, all right, let's knock this baby out of the park. And if you are like, I can imagine some of his audience thinks this is funny, which is

crazy. You can't think it's funny. There's nothing funny. Some people like Jeff Dunham. You know, I mean, it takes all kinds. Does it? Do we need all kinds? I'm guessing.

Can't we take fewer kinds? It takes a village buddy. Yeah. All right. Ching chong bing bong. I'm talking a fake deep voice like it. Chungi kum boku tukaka. We are the most oppressive, pathetic scum on the earth.

Still going. We are the example of big government being a nightmare cancer. I know globalists inside America gave me the weapons and are backing me up to try to embarrass Trump. They don't need to try. So even with that as like, even if the Clintons way back gave North Korea these weapons, which they didn't, even if that were the case, their motivation would not be to embarrass Trump.

Wait, are you saying that in the nineties, they weren't like, here's, here's what's going to happen. So this guy who keeps giving us money. Yeah. One day he's going to run for president and we got to fucking cuck him out hard. Wow. Yeah. So that's, I mean, that's just.

That's just fucking stupid. This is indicative of that. He just makes shit up. He's just making that up. That's very frustrating. Very. I don't like any of this right now. You're not going to like the next 10 minutes.

No. So we know we can thumb our noses. We believe we have back channels to discredit America. I'm a pathetic idiot. Idiot liberals like to come and pay to come here and a new tourism to slave area makes them feel better than other people. That's why we will win because we have a lot like you who will help us. You want to oppress your own people.

Also North Korea. North Korea. Go for like a vampire. All right. I'm going to stop now. I got to get serious. Let's get back to the real world, which is about what I was just saying. Time.

Kim Jong-un threatens to tame mentally deranged Trump with fire. Whatever Trump might have expected, he will face results beyond his expectation. This is how Kim Jong-un would sound. No, we just heard how he sounded. He was speaking English because he's so powerful. We literally just heard how he sounded. Indeed. A powerful Jedi who I see has constructed a new Gopher mask.

But beneath the mask of the obese Gopher is the cunning guile of a master assassin. A ninja of untold skill. Kim Jong-un. It translates into swallower of souls. Is Buckley back going like... Because that Satanism is to put a deformed evil little ugly vampire up on top of something with a whole country bowling and worshipping and scraping on their bellies. That's Satanism.

Overturning the family, overturning God, overturning prosperity and grinding the human soul into the dirt with a big dirty heel, with a fat little goblin on top of you, smiling down. Yes, Libra. I love that. Libra. I love that he's been doing that a lot. Yes, Libra. That's the opposite of triggering to me.

You know how like when he says... It's almost kind of soothing. When he says hubris, I want to punch a wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But whenever he says... Libra. I just kind of like, you are such a toad. Yeah.

You're an idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You suck. It's a... If there was a catch phrase I could get behind, it's that. For him. Libra. Libra.

So he throws out Jedi stuff. He's like doing more voices. We should start a new political party and just call it... Libra. Let's bring back the rhinoceros party of Canada. Absolutely. In America. Yeah.

We are officially... The rhinoceros party of Canada in America. Yeah, absolutely. It'll be... You know, we can run. We won't be vice or president. We'll be both co-presidents. Of course.

Yeah. Let's make that happen. I think we should institute an everybody's president for a day. That would be our... That would be our big running thing. That would take a long time to get through. It would take a... Well, I mean, four years, you're looking at what, you know.

Everybody gets to be president for 10 seconds. Okay. Every adult in America is president for 10 seconds. So get your shit together now. Yeah. Way ahead of time. Yeah, exactly. You need your agenda set.

Right. It's going to take a fucking... It's going to be a hassle. Also, everyone gets to be a senator for 10 seconds. Okay. Actually, you'd probably... Because you got to cycle through each state's representative and stuff like that. You'd probably get like 45 seconds as a senator.

Okay. But then 10 seconds as president. 10 seconds as head of the Joint Chiefs. This is a bad platform. We might need to work this one out. I don't think we should do that. So do you think Alex Jones is going to do more voiceover work? Oh, God, I hope not.

Well, I got bad news. Why? Because here comes four more minutes. How? So, let me... Because when you talk about Kim Jong-un, you're talking about power. So let me speak in a powerful voice. Kim Jong-un, this is him speaking.

Kim Jong-un threatens to tame mentally deranged Trump with fire. Whatever Trump might have expected, he will face results beyond his expectation. North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has threatened U.S. President Donald Trump with fire. Then a response to the president's speech at the United Nations this week. No, he's trying to read an article. See? Yeah, just not going well. If I'm being perfectly honest, as someone who can critique some voiceover work,

I'm not going to give him a job. Oh, you're not? He can't stay in a voice. Like he's sliding all over the place. That's your main issue with what's going on right here. Well, I've got to pick my battles. Good point. Good point.

And there's nothing substantive. Like he's not getting into any real issues. No. So there's nothing for me to really poke holes in that we haven't covered already. Like the Hillary gave him the weapons and shit like that. Or that he's just a giant racist piece of shit. Alex. Yeah.

So yeah, I do critique his voiceover work. It's terrible. This is dog shit. Now, I will say, I will say this. We're not done with this clip. If we were, if any CNN anchor just committed to doing a fantastic day, a fantastic day. If it was just doing like if Don Lemon goes on scene somewhere and is just like, it's time to have the CNN show.

Let me be clear though. Like if it was somebody who was just putting on a fun voice, I'm all right with it. Yeah. But if Don Lemon got on air and just did ding chong bing bong stuff, that would not be okay. How soon would they cut the broadcast? Certainly not 10 minutes later. No, it would be, they'd be like, technical difficulties.

Don Lemon had a stroke. Yeah. It would be that like old time screen would just come up the test pattern. It's 2017 or they're still going to the test pattern. And you could actually, no, there's the seven second delay though, isn't there? True. They could dump it. Yeah.

They could dump it and then tackle him. Yeah. Tackle him while the delay is buffering. But at the same time, like you got to think about this as argument is like the, the PC I'm, I'm, I'm confused. You said he has an argument. Well, no, I mean, yeah, technically it's not good. But like Alex talks all the time about like censorship and PC stuff.

And it's like, you've been doing bing bong shit for like eight minutes on your show. And this is straight. This is eight minutes straight. It's not like I took different parts of the episode and put them back. For real. This is all just one stretch. It blew my mind. I was sitting at the office.

I'm like, how long is he going to do this? I was like, I wanted to call in and just be like, what? How can you, how can you think anyone is censoring you? Wow. This is like, that's on the level of the Rooney. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's, that's breakfast at Tiffany's situation. Yeah. That's how bad this is. This is verbal, uh, Chinese face or whatever. Yeah. Yellow face. Yeah. I didn't want to say it that way.

Even though I know we're fine. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. He's, he's the one being a fucking horrible monstrous racist. Yeah. And he's not done. Aenary. A

not900 01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:51,400 About discretion and compromise. Him said. According to K. Yes, I can't read. Korean central news agency.

DNA. This guy really sounds powerful. Continuing What? He called the president a rogue and a gangster. Stated that Trump's threats against the North Korean capital legitimize the North Korean's pursuit of advanced nuclear weapons. Here's a remarks. This is a great dear leader's speech.

The man who gives a son the birds to sing with grass to grow. I'm sorry. I was thinking. Sorry. Back to him. So I want to pause for a second. This is kind of boring. Yeah.

Trust me. It pays off at the end of this. Does it pay off? I know. All I'm all I'm thinking while he's reading this dumb shit is Trump and Kim Jong-un have more in common than they have with any of the people living in there. Well, you know, like what they say is like normal people have more in common with the chimpanzee than they do with like a genius. Yeah. Like people with 170, 180 IQs are more distant to average intelligence people than.

Then they are to chimpanzees. I would make the same claim, take intelligence out of it. The two of them, Kim Jong-un, Alex Jones and Donald Trump seem to have way more in common with each other than we do with chimpanzees. Yeah. I lost track of the metaphor. I don't think they're, I don't think they're humans. I don't think that's, I think either they are reptoids or psychopaths. You're getting dangerously close to Alex Jones's demon narratives.

I just, I just like. They've given themselves over. Um, no, I think there is, I think it's mainly more my definition of humanity. Like if you're a psychopath, which is clearly what these guys are, they have no, or just Alex, he doesn't have, he can't laugh. He doesn't have the ability to feel something funny. So he's, he's more of a whatever that classification is. Like a human being is somebody who can care. It seems that way.

Who can, who can react, who can do all of these things. And it doesn't seem like he has that. It seems like he's a psychopath. You're not, you're not far off in your assessment. Like a son of Sam killer or that kind of a thing. I mean, just cause he doesn't kill anybody doesn't mean he's not a serial killer. You might be onto something, but let's see if the rest of this clip changes your mind. Oh no.

Is Remarch, which described the U.S. option through straightforward expression of his will, have convinced me, rather than frightening or stopping me, that the path I choose is correct. That it is the one I have to follow to the last, Jim added. Now that Trump has denied the existence and insulted me, the great and powerful are, excuse me, sorry. Now that Trump, now that Trump has denied the existence of and insulted me in my country in front of the eyes of the world and made the most fiercest declarations of war in the history that we would destroy DPRG. It seems for drama. Yeah. We will consider with seriousness. He wants Hollywood to call.

The North Korean leader ended his speech by threatening to take Trump with fire. Fuckin' pick one, you idiot. And then it goes on from there. I will surely. It sure does. Oh, yeah. I will surely indefinitely take him in the middle in the range you asked. He's an idiot.

It's fine. He's a real daughter. You can hardly walk, you twerp. Trump at 71 could physically defeat 50 Kim Jong-un's in battle-axe combat. I bet. He'd probably, you know, a few of them hacking his legs and the president might believe that's later, but I predict that Trump could defeat Kim Jong-un and 49 of his clones in a arena. That he could easily do it if they were attacking one at a time. Right.

But I believe Trump at 71 could slay 50 baby goblins. Satan, hemorrhoid, protuberances. That was in his word-a-day calendar. Yeah, I was gonna say, that was a pretty silent issue. I will surely indefinitely tame the mentally deranged US daughter with fire. You had another voice. Kim said. Did he?

Yeah. You had one detested American. I smelled you and you came in here. He says, Trump on Tuesday stated that the US would totally destroy North Korea if the North placed ourselves or allies in danger. The US has great strength and patience, Trump said. If it's forced to defend ourselves or allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea. This boy can't read. And that's what I've been saying militarily since the beginning of all this.

He found a pivot point and he starts talking about how you got a newcomer. Yeah. But it can't possibly realize that what Donald Trump said is pretty much exactly the same thing as what Kim Jong-un said. But we're right. We're right. Switch sides. We're right. If you just had those two statements, the speech that he gave at the UN and the one that Kim Jong-un made in response and didn't tell people whose is whose.

Yeah. Would you really be able to tell the difference? Not really. And at the same time, like in wrestling, I think it's what's known as cheap heat. They're both just trying to get cheap heat. Yeah. They're both just pissing on the idea of each other in order to get their base riled up. Right.

To get the other side mad at them. Right. Because you want to see the blow off, but there's no pay-per-view coming. It's nuclear war. Like it's really dumb. Speaking of which, tonight. Nuclear war. Very excited for tonight's no mercy pay-per-view.

Okay. Very excited to see Braun Strowman versus Brock Lesnar. No. I'm out. Oh, they're too huge. I don't. Just a couple of hausses. I get it.

Going up against each other. Understood. Got a frozen pizza and watched two big men beat the shit out of each other later. So anyway. You mean you're going to live your best life? I want to be also apologetic to you because you had to sit through that 12 minutes of Bing Bong stuff, but we're in the clear now. Okay.

We're past that and we're going to move forward with a couple of other really stupid narratives that he has. But this next one is just a little bit of fun. I've tweeted about this a lot lately. And so I just need to play it so everyone knows I'm not making it up. Alex Jones has a new song that's been in the rotation for intro music. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

And we got to check this out. You're so happy about this. So I've got a lot to say about that 22nd clip. The first thing I want to say is Tarzan boy by Baltimore is awesome. It's a great song. That song gets me fucking hype. Great song. It's also a song that is very clearly about being a closet at homosexual and coming out

of the closet. Don't understand. So I mean the chorus is night to night. Give me the other. Give me the other world. No clue what you're talking about. Yeah. So the beginning of it is a jungle life.

I'm far away from nowhere on my own like Tarzan boy hide and seek. I play along while we're rushing through the forest monkey business on a Sunday afternoon or a sunny afternoon. Excuse me. I don't get it. Burning bright. A fire blows the signal to the sky. I sit and wonder.

Sounds like he's a real man. Sounds like he's a real man. So that at the beginning is that at the beginning is like about being isolated. Nope. And living on your own like Tarzan. All great men are isolated Dan. So then the second verse is jungle life. You're far away from nothing.

It's all right. You won't miss home. Take a chance. Leave everything behind you. Come and join me. Won't be sorry. It's easy to survive jungle life. We're living in the open all alone like Tarzan's boy.

Yeah. Hide and seek. We play along while rushing through the forest monkey business on a sunny afternoon. Nope. It's a night tonight. Give me the other. It's about a man. It's about a man who loves me.

Give me the other. No, no, no, no. He's running through the jungle. It is not. It's about it's a very story of a really manly, oh isolated man. It's very clear what it's about. Tame in the jungle. 100% clear.

It's about dealing with homosexuality and wrestling with it in the early 90s, late 80s world that Baltimore was putting out music in. They're great though. I think it's a banger. So the other thing he was talking about is this guy Matt Dubie is going to be hosting the fourth hour. Oh yeah. That's right.

He's listening to the song. It's a banger. I forgot. I forgot exactly what he was doing. Matt Dubie is a gentleman who Alex Jones is cited as a guy who runs a giant radio station in Chicago. Yes. And they have a little bit of a special thing.

I have pulled up 50% off on a male vitality. I've pulled up the website of the station he runs and it is WCKG AM 1530. And if you go on their website, you can see you can listen to WCKG on AM 1530 in the suburbs. 102.3 FM in DuPage County or online. It's not in Chicago. No. This is not Chicago. This is suburb shit.

Right. Also, I went to their Facebook page here as it loads up. You can see in this that they have a 4.6 out of five stars, only seven reviews. WCKG fight has way more than that. So at very least we can say that we have more of an engaged listener base than WCKG suburban radio that Alex Jones is on. Interestingly enough, it was referenced by a Serengeti on the song, Brian Denny. What CKG WCKG, Huey Lewis in the news thrilled.

Yep. It's not a Chicago station. It is a suburb station. That is a small petty point for me to make, but I'm making it because in the fourth hour, what ends up happening is Matt Dubey comes on and he's terrible. He's not ready for primetime as a, as a broadcaster, but he airs an interview that he prerecorded with Adam Corolla and old white man. That was particularly heartbreaking for me.

I know that must have hit you where it hurts. Well, but I've been predicting for a long time. It's only a matter of time until Adam Corolla shows up on Info Wars, but this is technically not that yet because Matt Dubey runs a Chicago land radio station and Adam Corolla was in town to do his one man show on September 23rd. So it was clearly just promotional. And the interview is mostly just about like, Hey, what's it like with these Hollywood liberals and stuff like that?

Yeah. And Adam, like it breaks my fucking heart. Like I studied Adam Corolla, like I loved him when I was 12, 13, whatever. Like I grew up with him as like a role model, right? Cause he's really, really, really smart and the ability that he has to make metaphors and analogies is unparalleled, at least in people I listened to growing up. And so to hear him now spouting all this like pretty close to right wing narratives and especially like he's going on tour with Dennis Prager talking about how college campuses

are too uptight. It's like, dude, you're, you suck too much PC culture. I don't know these PC people. It's not that I'm old and out of touch and not funny anymore. I don't know. PC people. I don't know where it broke, but it broke somewhere and it, it's a bummer. Then it was 9 11.

He's changed all of it. It didn't though. It changed. No, it didn't. Cause I listened to him around 9 11. That was when he was still on the radio station in Columbia. It was a slow burn. He got kicked off the, the love line got kicked off the Columbia, Missouri radio station because

of what he said after 9 11. He was cheering along with Trump's Muslims. He had a very reasonable response that is very unpolitically correct. Don't blow everybody up. Basically. Yeah. His argument was, all right, we got it. What we're going to have to do is we're going to have to go over there to the middle

east and say, all right, you guys blew up our buildings. We're just going to let it go. Yeah. We're going to come over here and bomb you guys and then you're going to bomb us and everyone's going to forget where things started, which I would argue that's not the starting point. Right. But that is a reasonable response in some ways.

Like we've got to work this out as opposed to say that Hunter S. Thompson had where he predicted us the generation of fear or whatever. Yeah, exactly. But be that as it may. Like that's what got him thrown off the Columbia radio station and back then he was far more reasonable and like to be in this world now where I in 2017 am obsessed with pointing out and cataloging Alex Jones's nefariousness to have it dovetail with a hero of my childhood. It's just a bummer.

Yeah. It's, it's particularly bad. It's like if Superman ended up being on or like 20 years from now if Chris Gethard is a weird Republic. Oh yeah. No, that's not going to happen. But in some way he ended up turning real hard. Right.

Chris Gethard's audience would sacrifice him before they I would, I would assume. Yeah. But you would have hoped Adam Corolla's audience would have checked him too. They've, they've gotten old the same way he has. But so have I. It's old white dudes who get more and more out of touch and isolated and they start to believe their own bullshit. Somewhat.

And money, money is a real problem. Money is a huge issue. Like Adam Corolla, even though back in the day he always said that I'm literally a millionaire like as a bit. Yeah. And he was a millionaire, but like, you know, barely. Exactly. Now he's a million, million, millionaire.

Yeah. He's, yeah, everybody who has a lot of money should be killed and we should get all of it. All right. Yep. Is that part of the rhinoceros party? That is part of the rhinoceros party. Everybody of America.

Everybody with a net worth over, let's call it 60,000. We kill and give to Puerto Rico. 60,000? Yeah. That's a really low bar. That's the rhinoceros party of Canada in America. This is going to be way less of a parody party. No, it's a parody party.

I see with a T. Exactly. Right. So in this next clip, Alex Jones gets into a situation that's going on in London and I like that you were shocked at 60,000. Like I was, it's already a dumb, but I could have pulled any number out of my hat, but you're like, whoa, 60,000 is crazy. Even for a joke.

I mean, I was just thinking like, if I got a couple raises, I might get there, but that's not net worth. That's like, not if you're going to join my party and let me be clear, it would take about six raises to get there, but like $60,000 a year as a salary is not unreasonable. No, no, no, I said net worth, but if you, who cares all the stuff in here, not $60,000. I don't know how you could put a price on my cat, but be that as it may, let's, let's get into this next clip. It's about affairs in London that have to do with Uber and Alex Jones is misrepresenting

a situation pretty hard. Oh, do you mean they're a rule that if they can have 10 million refugees, eight plus million men and have them everywhere raping in mass women to where Uber has to shut down because the Muslims are using it as, as, as rape wagons. The woman comes into the spider's nest, the door opens, she doesn't know it's a spider nest. She steps in, the guy locks the door, drives her into a garage and five Muslims gang rape them.

And hell, those are the lucky ones. A lot of women come up missing because they like to cut up women and then sell them at their meat shops. Oh yeah, that's in the news. But it's okay because it's liberal. Yeah, it's all liberal and they're going to do a lot more of it and you're going to love it and you're going to take it and you're going to beg for it. Okay, that's sensational and terrible.

The it's not in the news that Muslims are killing people and selling their meat. So also I don't think that passes Halal. I'm not sure. I don't know all the details. You have to drain the blood. I don't think human. I don't think human meat is going to be Halal who amongst us has not wanted human meat. Me.

Me. Me. I'm sorry. Count me in. $60,000 net worth. No. Now that's a new one. I have not heard look Uber is a bad company.

Very. They're a predatory thing. They are ruining people's lives and they're really fucking awful. I did not know that they were rape wagons too. No. And also I mean at least he's not on Uber side. I kind of expected him to be like and now London won't even let Uber do stuff and they because of the liberals but now it's Muslim hating instead.

Well the thing is there have been incidents of Uber failing to report sexual harassment. Yeah. Because they're predatory. But that happens here too. And it's not a Muslim problem. It's a structural problem. It's a man. Of a business like that.

Oh that too. Yeah. But also you know. We should have a 30 day background check on men. While we have also this corporate culture there is people who are just going to ignore stuff that they think they can ignore and that is endemic in Uber. So there is some stuff like that. That's endemic in everybody at this point.

But there's no indication that has anything to do with Islam or anything like that. And the reason and the reason that they're getting kicked out of London is that they are not in compliance with a number of regulations that have to do with I mean it's the same conversations that we've had over here with like medallion taxi companies being pissed off that like you're completely screwing over the business and shit like that. They have lax background checks for their drivers. All these sorts of things. There's a ton of regulations that play into it.

Not just the sexual assault stuff even though that is a piece of it. Right. They're not Muslim rape wagons though. They're a shitty evil company. Absolutely. Run by shitty evil people. And they're real interested in shortcuts. Yeah.

Because that's how you make a profit even though they're not. Yeah. Yeah. Somehow they're still losing all of their money. Yeah. It's wild. I think that's probably due to lawsuits so they get settled. I would hope so.

But also the fucking human meat thing is just really disgusting. Why is he doing like his paranoid fantasies are insane. They keep bubbling to like I don't look when you're I know it's weird to say his paranoid fantasies are insane and have it mean something but they're insane even for paranoid fantasies. Well like if you are laying in bed and it's in the dark you know you wake up at like three in the morning and you hear a sound and you think someone's in your house. I'm immediately like they're going to eat me. But no.

But okay. Before that that's a reasonable paranoid fantasy. Right. You know you're like oh shit there's someone in my house X Y or Z blah blah blah. That's reasonable. Then to add these they're going to eat me and sell me at a market. No that makes sense. No no no no that's where it becomes unreasonable but still a paranoid fantasy.

It is a paranoid fantasy. Unreasonable. Unreasonable. I did some looking into like instances of people selling human meat. Yeah. And good stuff. Could not find any connection with Islam. Delicious.

No. But there is there was a case in like stringy. There was a case where some people got busted in Nigeria because they were selling human meat. There was I believe wasn't it Reza Aslan who went on he had that TV show where he went around and he hung out with cannibals and he ate some brain. I did not know that. I might.

I did. Reza Aslan eat a person. I'm pretty sure. Are you telling me that Reza Aslan ate a person. I'm pretty sure. I don't want to say. I don't want to. I think that means it's okay for everybody now.

I don't want to 100% say that it was him but I seem to recall that being a news story. Have you seen my bracelet. What would Reza do. Oh boy. You got to eat some brain. You got to eat some brains. I remember there being a big kerfuffle about him doing that TV show that was like about heretics and stuff like that and he went and hung out with some cannibals and as I recall

he ended up eating some human for part of the TV show but I didn't dig too deep into that because I don't care. I wonder how he feels about that. Probably conflicted. I would assume. I would hope I hope he craves it. I hope all of a sudden Reza is like fuck. I'm going to skip this next clip.

I love eating people. It was delicious. He wakes up in the middle of the night sometimes eating a burger just like nom nom nom nom nom nom. It's not people. I'm going to skip this next clip and it's because it's just complaints about Jimmy Kimmel and I can't imagine him having any. It's just nonsense.

I'm sure he supports Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel is very personally close to this issue and actually the senator Cassidy made him a promise that he wouldn't support any version of the bill that wouldn't take care of Jimmy and so clearly he kept that promise right? That's not even what this is about. What's it about? It's about like Hollywood elites. Let's go ahead and listen to it.

For fuck's sake. Let's just go ahead and listen to it. I don't care about Hollywood elites. It's very weird and I think Alex is projecting. Let's just go ahead and play it because you thought it was going to be about the healthcare stuff. I thought it was going to make sense. Nope.

It's not clearly. Yeah. Kimmel, you don't like being called Hollywood elite because you know that has the stink of political death on it. But buddy, the pretty boys over at Fox News aren't your problem. You're your own problem and you know you're a joke and you know it's embarrassing and you know only the stupidest people watch your show and like you and I like your little threats on me.

Something rating share. Were you threatened to kill me but it's all done as a joke like I'm stupid. Definitely don't think Kimmel threatened to kill Alex. And the very things that happened the day after that little piece aired that you probably don't even know about because you're just a message boy that reads off a teleprompter. Let me stop this here. He never ends up saying what he's talking about. Okay.

I have no idea what happened the day after. All right. I don't know what that means. But the way he's phrasing it is creepy as fuck. Yeah. I guess maybe also I'm going to guess Alex got like a threatening email or something like that. Oh yeah.

That's what I would maybe. Okay. That's what I would or maybe the Secret Service came to a studio again entirely possible. Reprising their role from 21st 2012 one lie to another. I'm sorry. What are you going to say? I look now I'm not going to say one way or the other whether or not teleprompters are good or bad.

But Jimmy Kimmel has never spent four minutes going ching chong bing bong. That's true. So maybe. Well I don't know. Have you ever seen all the episodes of the man show up now. But at the time that's true. That was a possible. Yeah.

That could have come up. So let's let's see what else he has to say about foreshadowing Corolla's fall into Madness. The two of them could not be further apart right now right. But still friends. It's weird. Yes. No idea what he's even involved in does he. The establishment says here's your limo and here's your money and now you're somebody.

You're somebody while you run your mouth about how you're going to beat everybody's ass. Sounds like you. That sounds like you Alex. You're scared. You're going to get a lot more scared. And all of you Hollywood trash know that you've got the wreath of failure wrapped around your neck.

The cone of shame. You've got Horton written across your chest. So does he know who he is. What are you talking about. I mean listen to that. He is describing himself word for word. You keep saying you're going to beat people up. Yeah.

He says he has a whore like that's the thing that Alex has to know is him. Right. I think he has to know that I think he thinks that everything he does is a noble pursuit. I think he thinks that selling all these products shamelessly is a noble pursuit. He's not a whore. So this is absorbed twin shit right here. Well we're talking about I would like to direct your attention to this but I've labeled this clip seems to be projecting seems yeah so you and I might have a very similar analysis.

He is projecting the most. So I mean that's all we're going to get to. There's like two minutes left of that clip but let's fucking cut it because we hit the salient point. Yeah he's talking about himself. He's talking about himself so hard. So in this next clip Alex Jones lies about an experience he has and here we go. I see old whore walking filthy dog.

I beat whore all over the country just you're walking your dog unclean out a move. I've actually had a muslim to come up to me and tell me that before. I'm not kidding. You know dogs are unclean. This was on the sidewalk like 15 years ago. I was like keeping my dogs on my parents lab and I was like are you kidding the guy who I was was using it to mess with me. It must have been over to Islam I just didn't even know what to say.

I think he might be trying to pin the death of noncon muslims. He's trying to use them as a scapegoat for his murder of his own dog. That's possible. Also like he's not kidding. He's lying. That's didn't happen. Yeah no of course. That 100% didn't happen.

There's no way that happened. No. Also I don't like that voice he does for the muslim at the beginning is very it's right on par with the b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b. Yeah. His the the amount of somebody walked up to me and said a very convenient thing. Right. For me stories are match up with my narrative entirely.

Crazy. You know what he's like a bad comic who hasn't said exactly exactly. Yeah. It's like I have a chunk I want to get into so someone else said something. Yeah. Yeah. I hate that shit. Somebody came up to me after the show.

Yeah. Conveniently every stand up comic wins every conversation. Yeah. So does Alex. Yeah. Yeah. It's a very see through if you've ever performed in your life. But in this next clip Alex Jones admits that he's Islamophobic.

So that that investigation is over. Was that was there ever an investigation claims he's not but I don't think we need an investigate though. In this clip he admits it but also is arguing that it's right which is not. And you see seven year old at the park. It's right time baby. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. It's like liberal liberal liberal. Yes. I'm scared of black widows. I'm scared of rattlesnakes.

When I go to a dock and I'm about to jump in and it's the spring time of the mating season of water moccasins. I don't just jump right in because I had a buddy in high school a guy I knew when the buddy got killed jumping in in the spring time it was a big ball of water moccasins. They kill more people than rattlesnakes and he got bit seven eight times and died. So I'm scared of folks like this. I mean I sure wouldn't take my daughters and drop them off at a park with a bunch of Islamic men wandering around.

Would you. You're an Islamophobe. You've made your case. Yeah. I would not be necessarily afraid. I wouldn't drop my kid off. I don't have any kids but I wouldn't drop my kid off at a park alone ever. Yeah.

Why is he doing that. You need to have supervision of your fucking children Alex. Would you drop your kid off in a forest where there's a bunch of Muslims. Wait. Are you saying you've dropped your kid off in a forest. Right. I mean where there weren't Muslims. I don't know because because I don't have kids and probably never will.

I don't know what the age is where it's appropriate to just leave your kid alone. I know it's not about four and if they make it back home you can continue to raise them and if they don't they are eaten by the wolves. They have completed the right of path. Exactly. Exactly. That's what he's all about. He loves the rights of passage and you know how in high school they do orienteering.

You know like when you take you out into the woods and you have a compass you got to find your way out. No. Because I grew up in a real place instead of wherever what Missouri. Fuck you. Listen. I know some of the wonks out there know what I'm talking about. There's a period in high school where there's orienteering and it is just trying to get

you to learn about compasses, about maps, that sort of thing. So you go to like a state park and you're in a group of four and it's usually like maybe it's not four people. The way we had it was three kids and two parents and the parents are just there to make sure everything's safe. Right? Go have you and the kids. Are the parents Muslim?

With Muslim kids yes. But with the you know with the kids it's all up to them to use the compasses. The parents aren't supposed to help and you got to find your way back to the point that you're supposed to get to. That's not so liberal. It's awesome. It was so liberal. It was great except I was with a couple guys I didn't like much.

So my orienteering experience was not so great. But it's awesome. You're out in the woods. It's fun. You got a buddy who got eaten by water buckets of course. No. But my thing is the reason I brought this up is that Alex wants to do that at four. Yeah.

That's the only reason I. That was a long walk. I admit I just got wistful for orienteering. I don't know where that came from. I missed the woods. Yeah. That's pops. I want to be back in the water back in the woods and this next clip.

Watch out for moccasins. This next clip Alex Jones is lying. This is a lie. The strangest thing about the radical orthodoxism as Muslims is they respect me on their main sites and stuff. They said they want to go after me but they know I understand their plan to take over and they say infidel we know you know our plan we will get you but they have respect because they understand I'm aware of their agenda.

So you cookie infidel. Yeah. We'll get you. I mean this is the same delusional shit that he says about globalists who sit next to him on planes and stuff. It's like look they hate me but they respect the game. It's like what the fuck are you talking about. What is going on there.

So stupid. I mean it's when you have a made up fantasy world you're living in you just cast characters. You can just put whatever you want in there. But he's never said anything like that before that radical Islam people have they respect so. But so what. When is a man.

When is he having a conversation with these people on planes. OK. So no no. Because he said he said on their main websites. Oh OK. So maybe he's getting messages through websites from ISIS that say they respect him. So ISIS is sending him like dude. Bro.

We're going to get you. You know. Allah Akbar. Right. But fucking you are crushing it. That's more. So good. That's more or less what he thinks is going on.

Right. So fucking. This guy is nuts. Yeah. He's crazy. Yeah. He has created like like he's got a very John Wick kind of universe around him where it's like oh yeah we all respect each other.

We're all international assassins and we'll kill each other for money but we're at the hotel man. Yeah. It's can't do anything here. Yeah. But once we go outside I'm going to get you. Yeah. So we're chilling.

So this next clip is a Paul Joseph Watson joint. Oh fuck him. So I want to say a couple of things about Paul Joseph Watson. He can die. That's one of them. The other thing is about a month ago he said he was quitting YouTube because of the censorship. I'm glad we never had to see him again. And everything is so terrible that he's got to quit and it's now currently a month later.

He's still there. Hasn't quit yet. And he changed the title of his video that was about quitting YouTube to I won't be here much longer. Oh what a pussy. Yeah. Also. What a cuck.

In April he said he was done with Donald Trump if he allowed you know him to get more involved in the Middle East situation and stuff. I'm glad that he quit. And now he's done with Trump. He constantly does this shit. He constantly. I mean he's first of all he's wrong about everything but then he makes these sweeping pronouncements and then just doesn't follow through with it.

It's too bad he eats so much paper all the time. Right. I know that's probably infecting the brain. Yeah. Making him make bold pronouncements he doesn't follow through with. Yeah. The idea that he for attention was like I'm quitting YouTube and then he's like I'll be here for a little bit longer.

I'll ride this until the wheels fall off. Fucking stupid. Yeah. And the narrative that conservatives and Trump supporters are being targeted on YouTube is patently false. Because their argument hinges on the idea that their videos are being demonetized and will have you and that's just happening to lots of accounts. Yeah.

It's not happening to conservative accounts as we've talked about in the past. The majority report Sam Cedar progressive liberal broadcast also has had their videos demonetized. It's just something that YouTube is doing now whether it's right or wrong that's a whole another thing but it's not targeted censorship. Right. So I would argue if they're trying to turn it into a TV platform. Liberal talk generally is far more palatable than Muslims are trying to kill you.

Let's race bait. I don't understand. I think that's probably now everything is equivalent. There's a left and a right. Everybody's well. No equivalent. But I'm talking on the right. They're saying Muslims should be killed in large numbers and on the left who are like

health care is good. Right. I'm talking both of them evil Dan equivalent. I'm talking about if I were an advertiser what would I put up with and like or what would gravitate towards my dollars. And unless I was already a crazy fringe weirdo who believed the Info Wars narratives right I would never want to put my money behind that but I could see not being put off by reasoned discussion of policy or something like that.

Also you're not going to put your money behind reasoned discussion of policy. He's watching that shit. I mean a lot of that's on the majority report and I enjoy watching that. And there's a reason the majority port isn't on TV and has way less viewers than Info Wars. Exactly. Also you know no matter how popular we ever get I have no interest in YouTube monetization of our work that would never even really be a concern for me.

The only reason that Paul Joseph Watson is concerned about it is because he makes a lot of money from that. He makes a ton of money from it and he's afraid that oh shit this thing this business that I have created. People are starting to pay attention to it and I don't have my own thing because he doesn't it's because too many liberals why he doesn't it's because too many liberals are whiners. He doesn't have his own thing.

Alex is going to whine about liberals whining. Alex Jones has his own thing. Paul Joseph Watson doesn't he has a successful YouTube channel because he's sensational. He's a bigot and he makes really fast cut videos where he lies really fast. And by the time one lie hits you it's too late to look into it because he's already onto another line. Right. Right.

It's the classic distraction tactic with fast cut videos right and you can just gin up your base really hard with that. Not hard to do. So anyway especially when your base is fucking stupid anyway here's a clip of him complaining about Hillary Clinton. They were you know responding on a YouTube comment chain or on Twitter and the attacks were so sexist. Oh cry me a river can you on about YouTube comments.

Now you're whining about YouTube comments get over it YouTube comments. So the reason I wanted to he's such a grading piece of shit. Yeah I really don't like him but the reason I kept that in is because I want to point out that don't do this. If you ever want to watch Paul Joseph Watson's videos don't do it 90 percent of the points he tries to make are on the back of a random people's Twitter like not celebrities Twitter's often he just has someone who I have to assume has a hundred followers or something like that just a random person saying something and he did the me me me me me voice and then

launches into his point that like oh this person hates Trump so therefore everyone hates Trump. Him saying that Hillary Clinton has been out of shape about YouTube comments. It doesn't hold water when his journalistic standards are random persons Twitter. It just it's insanity to me but again this is just pointing out hypocrisy and it doesn't matter. Nope they don't care. So we have one more clip Jordan before we get out of here because I have not chosen to

include any of the Adam Corolla business because it's not really important. The actual interview isn't it's not super offensive and it's not if Alex Jones talked to Adam Corolla we would cover nothing but that. But since a pre-recorded interview with that I don't even have proof that Adam Corolla knows that's going to be played on Info Wars. So it is a thing where it's like this is tertiary and that guy Matt Dubia is not good. He's dubious. Yes he is.

All right. Also he hasn't. There you go. I think I think it's time for me to quit. I got it. So Alex Jones also has an interview with Tommy Robinson who is he works for the rebel. He's just a Muslim baiting asshole in London in England. I almost I for some reason Tommy Davidson just popped into my brain and I was like

Pozone. Not him. Not him. No Tommy Robinson is a prick and a real disaster and because we have a number of listeners in the UK I decided let's not let's not go into this. I don't want to put them through it. So shout out to our UK peeps. We have saved you from listening to Tommy Robinson but we do have one more clip and

it's interesting and I will explain the historical inaccuracies contained in this clip on the other side. Okay. You know everybody gets so scared of stuff like hit the clown Penny Lines and it's the number one movie horror movie ever. Was it $400 million or something I saw the other day. I did. You see that's why this show sounds so whacked out because truth is so much stranger than

fiction. Not the long impressions. Don't believe me. It's the history of clowns except all of their stuff and that in ancient Greece Babylon and Egypt child sacrifice cults. What about Persia would put on red outfits for blood. What about Celtic people and red mains for blood and white faces because they knew they had to tell the villagers you bring your kids that's the ultimate act of submission is to

bring your two three four year old right when you love them the most. And God said bring me your son is the sweetest everything and they're going to torture them in front of all you they're going to grill them on a big hot metal plate in front of the idol with a fire under it or they slice them up and the priest drink the blood and then a lot of times make you drink it. The Aztecs said it everybody else said everybody else and in almost all cultures. The people doing it sort of wearing an executioner mask because sometimes somebody might still get.

You are. You still have their instincts and kill you. So you don't wear a mask a hood like the executioner. You wear a clown mask with a big red mouth that you're scary and big red hair for blood and you wear that. Let's show the satanic ceremony that's on the drugs right now. Illuminati satanic theme fashion show held at London. So he gets like he uses that Illuminati fashion show as another hinge here.

Now I finally understand Bozo the clown. Well I finally get that show. Here's the thing. Bring me your children and I will make them toss ping pong balls right to a little bowl. Bucket. Alex said you can look into the history of clowns and so I did on his request right and I found this very interesting article on Smithsonian Mag.com the magazine of the Smithsonian Institute.

I assumed that here's here's something that we can start off with clowns as prankers. Pranksters, jesters, jokers, harlequins and mythologized tricksters have been around for ages. They appear in most cultures. Pygmy clowns made Egyptian pharaohs laugh at 2500 BCE. In ancient imperial China a court clown called Yuzi was, according to the lore, the only guy who could poke holes in Emperor Qin Shi Huang's plan to paint the Great Wall of China. Qin Shi Huang.

Whatever. Hopi Native Americans had a tradition of clown-like characters who interrupted serious dance rituals with ridiculous antics. Ancient Rome's clown was a stock fool called the stupidus. The court gestures of medieval Europe were a sanctioned way for people under the feudal thumb to laugh at the guys in charge. And well into the 18th and 19th century the prevailing clown figure of Western Europe and Britain was one of pantomime clown who was a sort of bumbling buffoon.

But clowns have always had a dark side, says David Kaiser, director of talent for Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus. So we'll get into that in a little bit. But the history of clowns. We'll get into the dark side of clowns. We will because there's a very, there's a very simple explanation for why people are afraid of clowns. Assassins.

No. But the stuff about these like cultures putting on makeup and what have you in ritualistic fashion that wasn't like the roots of clowns. Like look at, look at how priests dress. Look at how. No. People in Muslim churches dress like the, or look at how Jewish rabbis dress. There's ritualized dress in every religion.

There just is. And if you look at like Native Americans, they have much more flamboyant ceremonial dress. Right. You look at cultures that haven't had their roots in Western cultures. They generally do have more colorful. That sounds like a terrible SNL sketch. Pennywise the Pope.

Oh boy. Terrible. Still better than the Nazi. Let's write it. But like if you look at the, the monks in Yemen or in Tibet, they have very brightly colored ornamentation that. So what I'm getting at is that that is that all religion is clowns, but that's a completely separate tradition than clown tradition.

Clown tradition is this tradition of a pressure valve on oppressive cultures. Explain to Alex Jones that clowns are not the same thing as religious figures. Right. Cause clowns come. Got it. Largely from that jester role, the jester role of the emperor has no clothes type shit. But the dark side of clowns is actually pretty interesting when you get down to it. Cause it comes from one guy.

Comes from one. From one guy? Yeah. Okay. So it's responsible for the modern day clown that we know of, like the, the face paint, all that stuff. Right. And because like before this guy, not the artistic carnival clown with the, the Comedia

del Arte. Yeah. No, that stuff has that tradition too. Yeah. You know, there is like the Harlequins and the, I can't remember the other word, uh, perio, uh, periott, whatever the, that tradition does exist too. But a lot of it comes from this guy who's from the mid to late 1700s. He ended up dying in 1837, um, but he was basically credited with the, the modern day

clown. He's a guy named Joseph Grimaldi and, uh, I think I've heard that name before. Yeah. He was, he's the, the big, the big clown and the, no, never say that again. The thing is before that clowns were side characters and stuff that would come in to like, like in that, in that last paragraph, they're talking about the, uh, you'd have a very serious thing and then the clown would come in and be like, ah, just do a weird dance or whatever.

Right. Right. Joseph Grimaldi was the one who was like, fuck this. The clown is the star. And so he became a massive star. Okay. He became a massive star by putting the clown front and center and he did all that, like, uh, you know, all that character stuff, uh, all the like face paint, he had a Mohawk

at some times he painted his cheeks red and we'll have you. Uh-huh. Because Grimaldi was such a star, the character he'd invented became closely associated with him and Grimaldi's real life was anything but comedy. He was a serial killer. He, he'd grown up with a tyrant of a stage father. He was prone to bouts of depression. His first wife died during childbirth.

His son was an alcoholic clown who drank himself to death by the age of 31. Jesus. And Grimaldi's physical gyrations, the leaps and tumbles and violent slapstick that had made him famous left him in constant pain and prematurely disabled. Right. As Grimaldi himself joked, quote, I'm grim all day, but I'll make you laugh at night. So it's, he's Jerry Lewis, Grimaldi grim all day, but I'll make you laugh at night. No, he's not Jerry Lewis.

That's Jerry Lewis. That has the Holocaust in it, the tears of a clown. So that Grimaldi could make a joke about it, highlights how well his tragic life was known to the audience. Right. He knew about how fucked up this guy was. So enter the young Charles Dickens. That's right.

Okay. After Grimaldi died, Penny, listen, an alcoholic in 1837, the court should have been more penny wise. All right. The coroner's verdict, quote, died by a visitation of God. That's poetic. So that's, that's a wonderful line and a terrible coroner. He should be fired.

He should be fired in 1837. How that, oh man, I want that on NCIS the next, the next time they have like the autopsy done, they're like, oh, he died from God came visitation, God checked in visitation of God. So we'll never solve this crime. So after Grimaldi dies, he's penniless and an alcoholic Dickens was charged with editing Grimaldi's memoirs. Dickens had already hit upon his dissipated drunken clown theme in his 1836, the Pickwick papers.

In the serialized novel, he describes an off-duty clown reportedly inspired by Grimaldi's drunk son who died at 31, right, whose inebriation and ghastly wasted body contrasted with his white face and clown costume. Unsurprisingly Dickens version of Grimaldi's life was well Dickensian and Stott says imposed a strict economy for every laugh he wrought from his audience. Grimaldi suffered commensurate pain. So basically Charles Dickens took a lot of creative license with an already very sad drunk clown story and it created this mythology of this really fucked up clown behind the

scenes as a desperate sad person and people's imagination ran wild with that. It created the archetype of drunk sad clown and people made even more artistic representations of it after Charles Dickens took a license with Joseph Grimaldi's life. So beyond that also people, I think they've done studies and it's like 2% of the population is sincerely afraid of clowns. And the rest of us are just like, it's kind of funny to be afraid of clowns. Well I want to talk about that in a second. Most people grow out of it but almost everybody is afraid of clowns to some extent at the

age of two or so. And that is because- They're uncanny. Well, it's because- They remind us of people but they are not. Well there's that but also children are afraid of like, you know, characters at Disneyland too. There's people in suits and costumes and stuff like that.

That universally scares children because- And their brains can't process that. Exactly. Until the age of like three or four, maybe even later than that, children can't tell what's fantasy and what's reality. And so this idea of these overblown characters, they just think they're real. Right. And it's scary to children and some people don't grow out of that.

Like Alex Jones. Right. Exactly. Yeah. So this has been my dissertation on clowns. And- As a comedian, I thank you. Right.

Alex Jones, his version of the history of clowns is very stupid, very non-tax based. Clowns drink blood. But back to the fear of clowns. Clowns drink blood. Back to the fear of clowns. Gotcha. I want to be totally clear about this. If you say that you're afraid of clowns, I'm going to take you to a clown.

Don't. I'm not scared of that clown. Double point at me. If you're not scared of that clown, fuck you. Because I hate people. You got very serious. I hate people who claim to be scared of clowns because it's become a social meme. Yeah.

It's become a way of replacing actually having a personality. You just are like, I'm scared of clowns. Isn't that cool? It's the same people who are like, I think moist is a gross word. Oh, you're fucking interesting. You came up with that. Yeah. People who are like, oh, it's an Oxford comma, like all that stuff is just shorthand that

people have. Like now granted the Oxford comma at least is a real thing that some literature majors or English majors do know about or like, I know about the subjunctive. I know about that. How dare you? Right. Because I studied Greek and it's an actual. Don't you know that the subjunctive comes from eating and drinking blood?

Now were that to be true? I'm using the subjunctive. Like all of this stuff I really think is a is a dangerous trend in society that we see where people just take shortcuts into creating personalities. That's not a trend. That's that's human history. No, I think it is a trend. I tried full disclosure.

I tried to do a bit about this back when I did stand up and it never really worked. Right. But so do it now in the appropriate context. Well, no, I can, I can, I can pull the pieces of information out of it and have a conversation. Right. I think originally in, in the olden times, I would say, there were like memes, like I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you, like verbal memes that were little catchphrases and jokes or with Alex now it's liberal.

But you know, you have those that are just verbal little indications that like, I got this. Yeah. I'm into this. Yeah. We can have a shorthand with each other about like shared whatever. And that's one thing. Like saying stuff like that, like I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

I don't know why that's the only example I'm coming up with, but it's perfect for what I'm talking about. Okay. Or rectum almost killed him. You know, rectum damn near killed him. Right. It's fine. Also, that's the funniest thing in the world, but based on your response, it proves my point

what these are verbal memes that people have, right? But they don't indicate a personality necessarily. The I'm scared of clowns is trying to put something about yourself into a verbal meme. And that to me is pathetic and it's an evolution of that. It's an evolution of just saying a catchphrase and it being like, I want this catchphrase to say something deep about myself that isn't true. You're just picking up social cues. I don't know.

I don't know if it matters, but it really bothers me. I think you just described high school, but I'm talking about adults. I mean, high school doesn't end. It should adults are not the adults are just as dumb as no, I disagree with you. I do not. I do not think it is a new trend at all. I don't, I don't think people are dumb and they always have maybe it's not a super new trend, but it's an evolution of that verbal meme shit.

And I fucking hate it. Also, it's time in society to really deal with the fact that memes are internet hackery. So hot take, hot take alert, put the graphic up, put the graphic up, hot take alert. This take is so hot. I've got to cool it off with some kickstart. Hey, honestly, I can't tell what you're making fun of. I don't, I think everything and nothing at all. I think it's all hilarious and we should all memes are hacky.

Get over it. That's right. I'm Lenny Bruce on this podcast, telling people to come up with your own personalities and stop using memes to try and express something that you think is who cares. All right. If you want, let me get started on listicles. Okay. If you can actually write an article, if you got to have number one, number two, you're

joking. Top five things that you should suck a dick about. You're joking, but I'm on board. No, I know. I hate listicles too, but also it's a dumb thing. Why not just let people do their dumb shit? Because I think at the end of the day, if people stopped doing dumb shit that they didn't need to do, maybe it would give them time to come up with sincere, deeply found personalities

and that might fix the world. But those are scary and they're hard to do. Alex Jones thinks that Trump yelling at football players taking a knee is going to save the country. I argue that maybe everyone finding their sincere core of their humanity that could save the country. I think the reason that people don't is pretty obvious, which is hard. The fear that maybe there isn't anything there, or maybe I dig too deep and I find out something

that I don't want to find out. Maybe I find out that I have been a bad person. Right. And let me tell you, as someone who has found that out, not a good day, not a good day, but it is a starting point towards fixing things. So there's that. Anyway, there's nothing to really to be afraid of as long as you are open and open towards progress.

What we should do is rename this podcast. So sick thing, top six things about Alex Jones on today's show. We might get more listeners. Yeah. That's probably, that is probably true. Yes. Or if we labeled it like clickbait, like I'm leaving YouTube, fuck you, Paul Joseph Watson. Anyway, if you want to find no clickbait and no memes, you can go to our website.

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No, no, no, not many. I know. I know. I'm just kidding. We're also on Facebook and need to go to iTunes, subscribe, do the whole thing. Or you could watch us on Twitch, which is what you guys are doing. Thank you. So we're doing, we're doing this for the, for the people who are, should I be doing

either of this part? No, but we are the people who want to listen to this on the podcast. Okay. We are on Twitch. We broadcast live. You want to find us ideally a Monday through Thursday at eight PM and intermittently on the weekends, whenever we, depending on how things go. This was the month, the month, uh, the month I'm spending at Zaini's is ending.

So I will have close now. Yeah. I know it's, I'll be back to broke here very shortly. Well, not if we get more of these policy ones. There we go. All right. Yeah. Yeah.

So I'll be back on much more frequently. Yeah. But until then we'll have some guest hosts, which will be fun. Yep. Hey, I want to, I want to say this. Do you know this? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay.

Okay. I'm sorry. I think it's time to get rid of the rapper port at the end because he sucks. Okay. He sucks, but he's not really as much of a villain like, but isn't that kind of the fun of the bit? No. All right.

Fine. I don't know. Disagree. Honestly, don't know what the fun of the bit is. I have no idea. But look here. Go fuck yourself now. Here's the thing.

Yes. I've been wrestling with the fact that like, I've watched a bunch of John Rappaport stuff. Yeah. And really all he does is anti-vaxxer, don't trust medicine type stuff. And that's bad. Right. That's bad. Right.

But really the big bad, the big villain of this whole thing is not even Alex Jones. It's Larry Nichols. It is Larry Nichols. Larry Nichols is the, uh-oh. You're going to the phone. Oh. Oh shit. Oh yeah.

That's what we're doing. Larry Nichols. Larry Nichols is like the biggest problem of all of these people. So I think that the end of our show, our sign off really should be something to do with how he should fuck himself. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. I do.

So that's, that's my feel. Oh man. I can't believe you're fucking calling. You have to immediately say you're on the air. Okay. And we're recording. This is scaring me so much. I am freaking out.

I probably need a cigarette. The tension. What if you saved your phone number and said, don't answer? Answer the phone you son of a bitch. Maybe he's on oxygen. Four. Four. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's the answering machine. We can't broadcast his number. Oh. That's right. That's the answering machine saying his number. That's right. Son of a bitch. You know what?

He didn't answer his phone. And that means Larry Nichols. I'm going to call him one more time. Oh Jesus. This is harassing now though. I called him twice. That's harassing. Fuck you.

That air here. This is freaking me out. Answer the phone. Answer it. If he didn't have his fucking phone number there, you could leave a message. Yeah. Maybe I could like mute your mic during the, ah, who cares? This is too much.

He's not going to answer. God damn it. That was going to be such a great showstopper. Yeah. Well, you know what? We'll get in touch with him at some point. We were going to get a million new viewers because of that. But like, look, seriously, he is the villain.

He is. And now that we have evidence of him blackmailing Congress on air. That's true. We really need to make more of a concerted effort to point out like this show is about like documenting Alex Jones and clowning on his dumb ass. But I honestly think we should try to take down Larry Nichols too. Let's do it. Honestly, I think that should be a much bigger focus of what we do.

We have evidence of him committing a felony on air. Right. We have evidence that all of his shit for the last 18 years has been lies. Right. We need, we need him to go to prison. And Alexander Dugan is too big for our, uh, too big for our show. And he's a foreign national. What are we going to do?

Uh, the end of Die Harder. No, we can't, we can't mess with Alexander Dugan. Come on. It's been revoked. No, he's not diplomatically immune. He's diplomatic. No, he's not. He lives diplomatically.

He's not even in the country. And then he's Skyping from Russia. It's been revoked. He can't come here. He's under sanctions. I'm just trying to reference the greatest moment in movie history. Diplomatic immunity. So look, I just think that the Nichols needs to be our focus as opposed to John Rappaport.

Alrighty. And so that is my ploy to, uh, to try and pitch that the end of our show, we should tell Larry Nichols to fuck himself instead of John Rappaport. Yeah. But do you know, do you know what I'm really frustrated by? I'd love for you to air any grievances. All of this really, all of the, the argument that you just made is really, uh, John Rappaport's fault.

So I'll just tell him, go fuck yourself, John Rappaport. Andy and Chanzos, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello, Alex. I'm a first-name caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you.

Bye.