Knowledge Fight - #931: February 2, 2014

Episode Date: June 7, 2024

In this installment, Dan and Jordan do the show at Ground Control in Toronto, where they take in the spectacle that was Alex's coverage of Super Bowl 48.

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N-n-n-n-n-n-knowledgefight.com. I love you. Hey everybody! Welcome to Knowledge Fight! I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. Uh oh. And the end game started up. That wasn't our theme song. That was actually the revenge of end game. I'm Dan. Wait, did we do this? Yes we did. I'm Jordan. Okay. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. We are a couple of dudes who like to tour around internationally.

Oooh! Sit around and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed we are, Dan. Jordan? Dan! Jordan. Quick question, Dan. Jordan? Dan! Jordan? Quick question, buddy.

What's up? What's your bright spot today? Why don't you go first, because I can't find my mouse. Wait, here it is. Okay, whoo. Second show in a row with mouse issues. It has been an issue with mice-s-s-s. My bright spot is actually this is our fifth show.

Yeah, it is. In eight days. And tomorrow, now my bright spot could be that tomorrow we're going to go home and sleep in our beds with my beautiful wife and my two perfect dogs. It'll be amazing. It'll be amazing. But my bright spot is actually something else. My bright spot is my wife made a paper mache pelican. She did? Yep.

It's an emotional support pelican. Name, I named it Mega Steve. Okay. And I've taken Mega Steve with me all across this trip and taken little pictures of Mega Steve kind of looking longingly out the window and sending them to my wife. In New York, I almost knocked Mega Steve out the window because I didn't see him there.

That would have been tragic. That would have been a tragedy. The tragic end of Mega Steve. Wow. But it has been a delight, and I'm so very grateful to her. And this is really because this is the only part of the podcast she listens to.

She listens to the Brightspots to see if I have complimented her. Or mentioned her in comparable greatness in any way. So for this one, I figured that I would let everybody here cheer for my wife. It's pretty sweet. It's pretty sweet. Now that's how you fucking do it. Right?

Very romantic. And because she only listens to this part, I'd like to say, hey, I think you're cool too. She didn't hear it. No. Do not have to be applause. Yep. That's great, man.

Thank you very much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Dan, what's your bright spot? Oh. That's a great bright spot. I am tired I could easily say that my bright spot is the getting... what is this? Oh boy. Uh oh. Toss that up here. Okay we got a shirt now how insulting would it be if this isn't my

bright spot? Oh man it even says what's your bright spot on the back. I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark, I'm a bright... I am a t-shirt. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. If you have any more things to shout out, please wait. As I've been saying on this tour, with shouting things out, stop it, but I appreciate it. That's been my big line. I feel like shit because I said it in a different show.

That's because people are so excited and people are so happy and we want to give everybody the best possible time. And I understand it can be difficult when you listen to a show where 40% of it is a man unable to control is screaming. You yell at your iPod. iPod, what? What the fuck? So when you, you know, like most of us,

when you turn your gramophone on, the cylinder starts to skip a bit. Scream at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My bright spot is technology. No, I to skip a bit. Spring matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My bright spot is technology. No, I'd like to apologize. I had something else in mind. As many people know, I love candy.

That's true. I love candy. And we've been going around on this tour. And I've been eating a lot of candy. But I have made I have made it to Canada and I am happy to say the Canada. Oops. That's the wrong candy bar He likes candy. There's multiple candy bars in here. I really thought this was gonna be a smooth reveal way I Reach in the bag and like a magician pull out. It's coffee crisp. I love coffee bag and like a magician pull out. Look, it's Coffee Crisp. I love Coffee Crisp, right? I swear it's in here somewhere. Boom! Hey! There it is.

Local candy. So good, Coffee Crisp. This is why we gotta have production meetings before the show. We gotta make sure, we gotta, if we had somebody there who's like, alright, here's the packet that we put in a pocket, that's how you say it. Packet in the pocket. Oh, God, packet of pockets, yeah. I, um... All right.

I was digging in there, and I accidentally found a mamba that I forgot was in there. Similar shape. Mm-hmm. So, anyway... How y'all doing, Canada? I swear I didn't come up with the Toronto Canada A. I didn't do that.

No, we had nothing to do with it. I probably could, I probably would have. When I saw it, I'm like, I didn't do that. But I probably would have. Here's what I've noticed about Toronto so far is that y'all put that on there like, well, of course they're gonna make fun of us but we don't want them to feel bad about it so we'll take care of it in advance for you. Toronto Canada, that's what you guys like to call us you

fun Americans. So Jordan today we have an episode to go over. That is the reason for the season. Indeed. And so today we're going to be going over February 2, 2014. All right, all right. Hi, fucking. Hey, happy birthday. I love it.

I love it that a date gets. Are you 10? Get out. Every single time we say a date, there's someone who's like, ooh. Everyone's like, ooh. Oh, shit. There's such a mysteriousness to it. Do you have any idea what was going on?

February 2nd, 2014. February 2nd, 2-2-14. Uh-huh. Two plus two plus one equals four. It doesn't. Ooh, wow. I almost freaked out there for a second. May...no, no idea.

No idea? Because I almost just said May 2nd, so I definitely have no idea what's going on. Nope, it's not May 2nd. May 2nd did not come on February 2nd. Alright, was it a leap year? No. Was it? I don't know.

So here we are, Jordan, in the great, great land of Canada. I was putting together the episode. I like to try and do something a little bit special for, you know, that's relevant to the places that we're going to, you know, like something in the city's history, something in that that's a, that's a, I started to think about it and I don't know anything about Canada. I don't know shit about y'all's history. I was sitting around thinking, I'm like Dudley do writes from here, right? Can we do his birthday fuck I don't know I

Like Rocky and Bullwinkle is sure cartoon sure were they Canadian no no I bet they were But why would they be if they made a big deal out of Dudley Do-Right being a Canadian mountain? Sure, sure. Here's what's even more pressing is if they're Canadian, why are the Russians after them? Ooh. Moose and Squirrel. Like, you guys didn't laugh enough so you feel like you might know a reason? Ah, shit, you don't remember what we were up to in the 90s, man. We must get Moose and Squirrel. Also, that cartoon's like from the 50s. Okay, all right. They've remade it a few times. I do not understand time.

So I was thinking about it, I don't know shit, maple syrup. Sure, I got nothing. And so I was trying to scan my memories and think about what I would imagine was the most important day in Canadian history. And I came up with October 5th, 2004. That was the day that time stands still, the episode of Degrassi where Drake got shot by Rick. The first air. It has to have been the most important day. It really does. It really does. It resonates still. Yeah. Unfortunately, every episode from October 5th on Alex's show sucked.

Thankfully, that was a two-part episode, so I had another shot at this. Maybe October 12th would work. But it did not. But then I realized those were the Canadian air dates for those shows. Maybe I could cover the days they aired in the United States when I, in theory, watched them. Unfortunately, those dates, December 3rd and 10th, also sucked on Infowars pretty much every year.

I felt defeated and like I had hit a dead end. December 3rd and 10th also sucked on Infowars pretty much every year. I felt defeated and like I had hit a dead end. But then I remembered that two seasons later, JT got murdered at a house party on Degrassi. What the fuck is happening on Degrassi? Well, see what happened was that JT started dating Mia, who was from the rival school Lakehurst. Right. And Mia had previously to this dated bad boy Johnny DeMarco.

Bad boy Johnny DeMarco? He turned his life around a little bit after the murder. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. That's nice. After the murder? That he committed? He didn't commit the murder.

It was his friend who committed the murder. Oh, okay. It wasn't like, uh, oh, well, hey, listen, it's Canadian. He only killed one person. He was there, though. He was at the house party. I'm deeply ashamed I can't remember the name of the kid who actually did the stabbing. He didn't have a name. He did? I bet he did. Point of order? Maybe. Point of order? Maybe. That's what I'll say.

So, I felt like that was probably like a culturally seismic event here whenever JT got stabbed at that house party Because he was dating Mia who previously dated Johnny DeMarco. Naturally. Unfortunately the Canadian and American air dates for those episodes also sucked But then I remembered That the episode after JT gets murdered. Sure. The fallout from JT's murder. Everyone's dealing with the murder. Of course. It's an emotionally fraught episode. His best friend Toby kisses Liberty, who had had a baby with JT previously.

And then they broke up because he was stealing pills from the pharmacy he worked at to sell on the black market in order to pay for his family. So Liberty was like, I don't want any more of this. But they still had feelings for each other. And then after JT was stabbed, Toby kissed her. Right. It was weird. That is...

That's a lot going on for a high school. Yep. This high school, it was the go-there-iest show on television. Is how they sold it. The go-there-iest show on television. Yeah. So I also considered maybe Instant Star, because I watched that too.

Y'all made that one too. That's your fault. Mm-hmm. No, people do not care for Instant Star. That was a show that was like American Idol. Sure. But it wasn't like it. It was like a teen drama, but about someone

who had won American Idol. Who gives a shit? The point is February 2nd was the air date of the episode where Toby kisses Liberty after JT got murdered So we're doing the anniversary of that episode I'm gonna be honest with you. That was not on my radar for guesses. No. Wasn't one I was thinking of.

I feel like people could have assumed maybe it would have something to do with Degrassi. Yeah. But man it would have hit much harder if those episodes where Drake got shot were uh. If those were any good on Alex's show. I swear to God I was looking at it from every angle. The day after that episode aired. Like how would Drake got shot? He was running away. Anyway I also considered there's so many nonsense episodes of Degrassi. Anyway

February 2nd 2014 turns out to be a Sunday. Okay. And what that means is that it's a day that could be... I don't know how to describe this. Super Bowls are the end of football. The end of the footballs. In America, we have something called football. They have Canadian football. In Europe, they call soccer football. Right. They have Canadian soccer. And Europe they call soccer football. Right. They have Canadian

soccer and American football soccer. This is Super Bowl Sunday is what I'm saying. Okay it's Super Bowl Sunday. February 2nd 2014 is Super Bowl Sunday. Wait did you say there's no way to explain this? I don't know how I'm gonna explain this to you. Every year roughly 60 of them or so now I guess what I meant is there's no way to describe this idiotic okay I got you so we're gonna jump in here with the beginning of the show where it's Super Bowl Sunday yeah and you know what that means Alex is mad that people like football. Right. Ladies and gentlemen, we're live already on the second day of February 2014, well into the second month of 2014.

And you want it, you got it. Super Bowl 48 coverage. We're going to talk all about Peyton Manning and what a great man he is and how he focuses on winning the game and what a leader he is. Not on human colonies going into the deep space, not on life and sense of technologies, not on knowing how society really works and having a free country. Man, if men got into all the factoids of freedom and business and life, we'd have men again who were in charge and running their families and running their lives, and we'd have governments that were on short leashes, but we don't,

because men now are experts on all the moves in the male soap opera that is the NFL. I swear, like, I'm often accused of not liking fun. Yeah. And that's fair. I mean... But this dude is a grump. Yeah, I mean, my first thought is that

it's not that much of a soap opera. Drake hasn't even gotten shot in it yet. Right. Yeah, we'll see what happens when Kendrick is hired next year. Yeah. Whoo! There aren't a whole lot of subplots in football, are there? There's not a lot of...

Usually it's about the winner and the loser. Yeah. I was excited when I heard this because I know that Alex has a lot of very weird feelings about football. And I knew that there was going to be something to mine in this hill. And there was probably going to be some anger, some why why don't people care about the things I care about? Sure. But then also, secretly Alex really likes football. Yeah.

Oh man, if everybody paid attention to real shit instead of how Peyton Manning has averaged 396 yards per game this year, per game this year. But I don't wanna talk about that, I wanna talk about Space Colonies. I don't wanna talk about it, I I want to talk about space colonies! I don't want to talk about it! No. Mm-hmm.

So, because Alex cares so little about football, he sent multiple employees to the Super Bowl. Hahaha! Paid for tickets and everything, it's gonna be so expensive. Hahaha! So I wanted to be fair today today We're gonna have live coverage from East Rutherford where jacarie Jackson and of course Josh Owens are there reporting live? They're about to go into the Super Bowl. We're gonna be covering it all for us during and after the game tonight and then with aftermath tomorrow on the weekday transmission, okay, but right before the show I

Came up with the bad column and the good column here of NFL and professional sports in general. Oh okay are we doing a pro con like just putting it on there of just the NFL and pro sports in general? Yep. Pro. Sometimes I'm bored so it's on TV. Con, keeps people from defeating the Roman Empire. You know, just regular shit. We don't even need to play the next clip now. Basically it.

I wish you could turn this into a dry erase board for you to... Okay, also I'm gonna say it I feel like listen Josh Owens. He's the guy who wrote that whole thing about how I work for Alex Jones I regret it He should have had to put in at least I got to go to the Super Bowl At least I got to I've worked for a lot of shitty bosses. They never sent me to the Super Bowl I got to go to the Super Bowl. It wasn't a good one. Fair, fair.

Fair, yeah. This is remembered as one of the worst Super Bowls, I think, right? I have no idea. I don't remember 2014 at all. Oh. I texted my buddy, Nicky Gifts, about how I was doing this, and he was like, that was a shitty Super Bowl. Like, how do you remember?

Wow. Yeah. Alright. It was bad. Okay. So, you ready for the pros and cons list? Wow. Yeah. All right. It was bad. So you ready for the pros and cons list? Absolutely. This is gonna be great. I'm gonna tell you this in advance.

The cons seem to drastically outweigh the pros. And the bad column, and I'm gonna detail these in the next segment, NFL sports is parasitic, gives false dreams, police state promo, government becomes the heroes, the basic corruption, the diversion from reality, the historical connection to gladiators and decline, bad role models, male soap opera, arrested development, anti-gun, pro-Obama, the NFL messages. People only talk about sports nothing else it kills the culture use to suppress real male activities takes over the area of the

brain meant for planning and survival the the the bad areas and then we have the good areas here pro manly man no gosh no glory work hard you can succeed. Sports good for kids and adults to play. Keeping competition alive, something the establishment wants to get rid of. Schools banning dodgeball. Not letting people be A students. Teaching sportsmanlike conduct how to win, how to lose lose because as the old Aerosmith song says you got to lose before you can know how to win. Hell yeah. Alex is more accurate with Aerosmith quotes than Thomas Jefferson. 100 percent. So yeah here's what I love about that list. That definitely was written down.

He definitely prepared that. 100%. 100%. And apparently one of the pros of football is that they're banning dodgeball at school. So I want to sit with that list for a long time. Yeah, yeah. I really do because I feel like a lot of stuff on the pro side is actually also part of the con side.

So, if, okay, so if football promotes manly men, it cannot also destroy manly activities. Well, what if being manly destroys manliness? Okay. It's heavy when you think about it. Okay. See, we thought we were tuning in for an episode where Alex complains about the Super Bowl. No, we're getting deep into paradoxes. See, now I wanna spend even more time with this thing.

Uh-huh. All right. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so, but there's so many cons. There are so many cons. Why did he bother writing the prose? Just to be fair. What?

Just to be like, I don't hate all of it there's a I think that's the kind of list you dream of someone bringing out at the end of the night when you're at a bar yeah it's like 2 a.m. they're like I want to talk to you about sports yep like yep give me that list now yep what is this what are you doing sir you look at yeah so Alex hates the Super he hates sports although there's some manliness that's great that is a part of it. But not enough. But you know what he's doing after the show? Probably watching the Super Bowl.

You bet. He's going to a Super Bowl party. He's going to the Super Bowl party! After we check in with Jacarey Jackson, who's there at the Super Bowl, our reporter, from the next segment, we're going to come back, recap the bad angle, and then I'm going to give you what I think is good about the NFL, and how the NFL can go back to being wholesome. That's why it was so popular, America's game. Hey man, I like football, but frankly I'm going to go to the Super Bowl party after the show. The whole issue is, is that it's not my God and I don't worship it.

And I better not see some anti-gun garbage or pro-Obamacare garbage or Obama garbage when I'm watching. I would be offended if they were pushing anything but pro-liberty. And Obama's the opposite of that. We'll be right back with our reporter. I just want to see the NFL support Ron Paul.

Why aren't there Ron Paul ads on the commercials? What would that even look like? Got a hiss? Got some hissing? Ron Paul provokes hiss. That's going to be in the news tomorrow. Poor crowd hates liberty. I mean, I just keep, I can't imagine like, like Peyton Manning being like, do you know where to hide your guns?

Like what ads for, what pro-liberty ads could be run by fucking, oh my god. Peyton Manning comes out and he's like, you know what, the dollar's gonna collapse, you better get your gold. Right. From Ted Anderson, this fella right over here, who Alex also paid to go to the Super Bowl. He didn't, I made that up. The Coca-Cola horses are running over a fucking lib, being like, "'Anti-war!' Like, that's it." And they're carrying food buckets. So I think that a lot of this episode boils down to Alex complaining that sports and liking sports is unmanly.

It's not, it's unmanned. And I will say that it doesn't not drift into homophobia pretty regularly. Sure. So here's a little fun example of that. Okay. Super Bowl 48, ladies and gentlemen. I mean, this is just the height of manliness.

Our knights out fighting the other knights in simulated war while the whole real world goes around us and as we lose our Bill of Rights, as we lose our Constitution, as we lose that battle, as we lose our borders and our sovereignty, as we lose our dollars value, none of that matters because the only fight in the world, isn't for our morals, isn't for our children, it's for the ball game. And Jacare Jackson with Josh Owens on camera, and again you can watch feeds of this at Infowars.com forward slash show, folks, or Infowarsnews.com.

But for radio listeners, we are joined by Jacare Jackson there at the site of SuperGod48. This is our God. Our God is Peyton Manning, who's totally focused on nothing but football, that is so manly. Now, if you're focused on your liberties, that's kind of weird and creepy. Or if you're focused on sovereignty or the Second Amendment, that's weird and creepy. But if you're focused on slapping men on the hind end and throwing balls and all this stuff, this is so manly right now, and I'm just intimidated intimidated by it and that's why I'm talking bad about it." You're a little mad.

It feels like he might be madder than he's saying he's mad. Yeah, a little bit. There's also a fun dynamic of this like, I'm so mad that everyone pays attention to this but also I'm gonna pay tens of thousands of dollars to try and get a little attention off it. I'm gonna pay so much attention to this shit. Yeah, yeah. I can't, like I now dream, you know I watched Sports Center when I was a kid. I watched the people do the web gems. Like I can't imagine watching that like top ten with a guy who just is like, fucking look

at this waste of everybody's goddamn time. Oh he dove and he caught the ball and then's goddamn time. Oh, he dove and he caught the ball and then he threw it. What did he throw it at? Not the oppressor. On Sports Center they're like, that was quite a dunk, but you know what would be even more of a dunk? Going to space. Be weird. Everything in its own time, man. Oh, Jesus Christ, that's a great goal. Great goal. You know what a better goal is? Becoming a Type 1 civilization. Fucking wasted our time. Everything that is slightly entertainment is time you could be spending on space.

Absolutely. Awesome. So on this episode, one of the things Alex decides he's definitely going to do is take some calls. Ooh, my eyelids acting weird. There we go, we're good. Just pop my eyeball back in. Yes, go. Rub some dirt on it.

Yeah. Yeah. So he's going to take some calls. He wants to hear about sports, because of course. Does he? Yeah, he wants people just to call in and complain about sports so they can riff about it a little bit fun I want to open the next hour up to your phone calls to have a discussion about sports and about propaganda in general but bottom line folks crank it

up nobody rides for free Don't ever think you're going to be a spectator your whole life and buy into something, that that's going to make you successful. I can't tell you, almost everybody I know in Austin who's young is waiting to be a movie star or a rock star or a sports star. And they're being used and fed on and they're working through the system when there's not even a slot for every thousand of them Nobody rides for free Crank it up Yeah, we're gonna take some calls on sports how many how many kids can he possibly know in Austin

When he was younger, he probably knew a lot of kids in Dallas. Sure. Then in Austin. Mm. Is he still talking to kids in Austin right now? I know, but you don't need to talk to kids to know that there's crushed dreams everywhere. That's fair. That is fair. I see him every time I walk down the street. So many people who want to make the show, who want to make the big time. Right. I think they- If football teaches you that you can do it, and that's bad. But it's also good because it's aspirational. Right. Oh, shit.

Are there more spots open for rocket scientists? That is a great question. I feel like that's- What's the roster of- Right. I feel like that's one of those things that maybe we can't all aspire to become I'm a third string rocket scientist

It takes the rocket scientist gets injured I come in you know you don't want to see the back of racket Not a deep bench No, we've seen that with Elon and SpaceX. I think there's not a deep Not a deep starting lineup. So I've noticed in life, just going through life, a lot of times people try to connect with you with small talk. Sure. You know, there's just things like whether it's the weather or a sports team or something.

It's been hot out. Right. These are the kinds of things that are the interstitial to having an actual conversation and to bonding and that kind of thing. How'd your dad die? That's tough up front. OK. I'm not good at small talk.

Also still alive. Are you planning something? All right. OK, OK. This is a bad elevator conversation then. Gotcha. Alex is mad that people try to bond with him and connect about sports.

Right. Because he thinks that they're just obsessed with sports. And then he gets a little bit more homophobic. They do a lot of video shoots for TV shows, Ventura show, Discovery shows, history channel shows I've done. And they'll fly me out to Vegas because they use shoots there because it's so inexpensive.

And I just watch these like big obese men, not that I'm in the best shape ever but I'm getting in better shape and I watch him waddling around these jerseys getting drunk and playing games all day and all they walk up and talk to you is about sports and I'm like I'm waiting to go to a video shoot at a rocket base out in the mountains in an hour with a former you know Navy SEAL and governor of Minnesota I don't say that to him but they're, what do you think about the game coming up? Who you going to bet on? And I'm just like, I don't know. It's like the knowledge they think is only about that. That's why I'm angry. Look, I'm not

even against gay people, folks. Quite frankly, I am sick and tired of not being able to turn on a sitcom, a drama, a movie, a kids show, and not have it crammed down my throat. I mean, it makes me like, man, I am sick of this. I'm tired of your agendas in my life, Obama. Okay. Okay. All right, buddy.

Calm down. I'm gonna... I've already gone on too long a journey in this clip to remember where we started. We started with him being mad that when he goes on shoots, the people are like, Hey, do you know what's going to be, be, be, be, be, be? Okay, so I'm going to try and follow along with what just happened there.

So he's going on a shoot, da-da-da-da-da, and then somebody's like, Hey, what happened with the game? And he's like, you know what I'm not going to tell you? That I'm a fucking important person that does all kinds of cool things. I'm this so great I'm better than you. You're a weak loser. Here's what I'm gonna say Because he's the tip of the spear right right guys Courageous, huh? This is a guy who tells it like it is except for in slightly awkward

Interpersonal situations. Yeah. Then the path of least resistance. So then... But thankfully, he's not mad at gay people. That's what I was wondering! How did we get there? I will tell you that that is as out of nowhere as it appears in this clip.

That was not something that relates to... Like, if you have broader context, it's not gonna help you understand. He's just mad, I guess, that there are gay people in commercials or something? I mean, yeah. I don't think there's any, there's no, there's just a rejection of like, there's too many. I don't understand, there's not even a stereotype where like they're doing something or just like if there were eight, that would be the correct amount

But there are eleven too many and one in a Budweiser commercial Just keep your Obama agenda Calm down, that's what I say Calm down. He controls more commercials now than he did when he was president. Obama? Yeah. That's deep. He's got a production company. What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just realized that Alex is as old as I am now when this episode was recorded. Oh shit. That really bummed me out. It really bummed you out? Yeah. Save it for after the show, buddy. Fair enough.

Thank you. Love you, Dan. So, Alex doesn't like something about sports and that's fair and that is that sometimes they're fixed. Okay. And so he complains about that which is fair but I think he thinks that all sports are fixed. Well. It doesn't mean most of it's rigged but in top games, in playoffs, with key players, the best games. You better believe when somebody just drops a ball for no reason or somebody does something that doesn't make sense

at a key point, there's hundreds of millions being bet on that with the mafia, folks, and it's rigged. That's another issue of why I'm sick of professional sports. I'd rather watch people in real, you know, security cam fistfights with millions of thousands of those videos. World's top! I'd rather go watch, I'd rather go play golf with my buddies and bet ten bucks than sit there and watch someone else play a sport.

I'd rather go play golf and get my butt kicked with my buddies than go watch someone play golf. I'm sick of watching everyone. I wanna live. I wanna do it. I wanna be on the field. I want you to be on the field. Get on the field right now. Give me your take on professional sports. Put down the Jack Daniels and give us a call. Damn. It's like early on a Sunday. Put down the Jack Daniels and give us a call? So that clip was really interesting because I think you have two different complaints that are being merged together.

Sure. And the first is this like sports are fixed. I would rather watch two random people fight in security footage. And that's- There's no fixing that. No. That's a complaint that's like, I wanna see something real.

I wanna see something that's not set up. But then the other complaint is, I wanna go play putt-putt with my friends. And that's just like, I wanna be involved. Those are two wildly different complaints. I find it odd for a man to watch golf. Actually, maybe I don't. Maybe this is the one thing where I truly feel

like I understand Alex is because my whole family loves golf they all watch golf on the TV and every time I watch golf with them I do feel like the only thing I want to scream is I wish I were alive this is bullshit see so that so that response of like I just just, I wanna feel real. I wanna be doing things. This is bullshit. I get it, I get it. See, I had the counter.

Putting that in my cons list right there. Boom. I had the counter experience because back when I used to live with Nikki Gifts, he would always watch golf and I would always be massively hungover laying on the couch while he was doing it. Like, thank God I'm not alive.

Yeah. I'm in so much pain right now. Right, right. So I was trying to figure out what's behind this. And I think that Alex might give a clue as to why he hates people who like sports in his next clip. I'm on a team of Liberty lovers worldwide

who want the spirit of 1776 on a planetary scale versus the spirit of 1984. Okay. And I'm taking action and I believe in you and that's what this is all about. So let's get that straight. I don't know what it is about sports broadcasters when I go on their shows or see them in the street. They're the ones that always make the joke at me and look at me like I'm a pile of crap

because I don't know all the sports scores. Hey, sorry buddy, I'm busy conquering the world for freedom. I'm too busy making world history. I'm too busy taking action. I'm too busy being informed. And if your candy butt knew about all that stuff, you might be more successful. I'm sorry as a little man, you want to look at me in the real game of life and say I'm a failure.

The truth is my world's bigger than sports. The truth is my world's bigger than what the government tells me I should watch and what I should do. I read Obamacare bill. I told you what it was going to do and now it's all come true like we told you because I didn't know the football plays and I didn't know what color the jerseys were. I knew what was happening on the real game grid on this planet in deep space orbiting that star. We'll be back for the second hour. Tell your friends to tune in. It's Super Bowl 48! He hit that break hard.

That is just radio. That's radio, baby. You just can't not. Like, he hates the Super Bowl or whatever, but you're going out to break. It's the Super Bowl, so you're going to do it in an announcer-y voice, and there you go. And now we're going to Super Bowl XLVIII! Whoooo! I mean, I hate it. It's destroying the man.

I blew my budget sending two people there. Whoo-hoo! Yes. Oh, God. I do think that maybe behind that clip, we get a little glimpse that Alex might have had a bad interview on a sports show. Does sound right. And maybe that has just made him mad at sports people.

Yeah. I think that might be all that's going on. It does feel like, like, I remember Mike Greenberg and the Mike Golick. They had an ESPN radio show because I worked to the graveyard shift in a hotel. So I would be up at around 4 a.m. along with Mike Greenberg and Mike Golick and I never saw Alex on that show, but if he was, that would be the, that's what it would be.

What if he was, what if he was on that show? He would be just lumbasted for not knowing the scores and the jerseys. Just the insanity of it. I couldn't have had, I can't imagine, this whole show is over. You guys can go. Now we're just going to find this clip. Sorry. No, I wonder, I bet it was something like that though.

You know what's really interesting, you saying him being on that show, it made me think of okay, so Adam Carolla is now pretty right wing. Right. Right? So is Dr. Drew a bit. Right. But at the time, what if Alex had been on Love Line? Oh.

I mean, I would assume that everybody who was like, should I have sex? And he's like, you're wasting your manly seed! God, why can't that exist? That would be the thing that would kill me. If that existed, that would just be like, oh God. Have you ever tried anal before? I think we're going to need to cut to a different part of the show. Adam, Dr. Drew, kids are using this for homeschooling.

So Alex does take some calls. And in this next clip, we get really where, what I would say is the hinge of the episode, where Alex figures out, like, a bit. He figures out a bit. Okay. No, I've got friends, they're just, they're not, like, people say, awake about what's going on around them. They're just drinking their fluoride sodas and eating their GMO food and watching sports

and not knowing even, even really what's going on with the sports they're watching. And at the same time, I'm looking at them like they're crazy. Look at me like I'm the one that's got two heads. I mean, it's this crazy world we live in. Crazy. Who do you think is going to win, the Broncos or the Seahawks? Um, well, the corporate interests. Like, who actually wins? The owners? I mean, that's really what it is be the ones that actually win, the owners.

I mean, and that's really what it is. That was a trick question. Absolutely. I know the winner, and it's really the corporate bosses. That's right, the tax exempt. Police state. That's who's going to win. Yeah.

Alex is real lucky that that dude said that. Because I think he was sincerely asking who do you think is going to win? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. Corporate interests. Whoa. So Alex hears that and he's like, boom, there is my angle. Right. I'm an hour into the show, there's my fucking angle.

So he decides this is what he's going to do. This is his big plan. All right. Your calls are coming up. And just have your point ready, I'm going to go to the next person. But yeah, no, no. he's gonna do. This is his big plan. All right. Your calls are coming up. And just have your point ready, I'm gonna go to the next person. But yeah, no, no. New listeners tune in every minute.

I should come in sort of the next segment for all the new listeners that are coming in and say, I know the winner, I already know, it's already been decided between the Broncos and the Seahawks, I'll tell you at the bottom of the hour. Oh God. And then the bottom of the hour, I go, yes, the owners that got the security paid for and are tax exempt, got the stadiums paid for,

that's the winner. And I'll use that as a way to illustrate to the sports fans out there that will literally sit there for 30 minutes, because we're on all these aim and expectations. They're going to hear that and stay listening when they wouldn't have because they hear about government oh that's boring or that's that's work I don't care about that it's not work it's animating it's fun it's good to be involved you're meant to be at war with tyrants or you're a slave yeah that's just an insane person oh yeah laying out his insane plot on air villain plot right I'm going I'm here's how I'm going to trick people. Into not changing the channel. Right, here's why I'm going to trick people. Uh-huh. And for no reason other than, what's the reason?

Well, audience retention is important. Audience retention. For ad revenue, things like that, sponsors. Okay, so let's role play this. I'm calling in. Yeah. Alright. Who do you think is going to win the game? Trick question. Corporate interests. Seahawks. Also seahawks, probably. Holy shit, turn that up. Boom. Well, no, but see, here's the thing. What Alex is planning to do is not reveal that it's all a trick until later Right because the hour this is during that first couple minutes that doesn't air on most stations. Oh This is where most stations are doing the like time update. Oh, yeah, I can stop Okay, so he's plotting his little thing where I'll get them dolls stick around with my pretending that I'm gonna reveal the winner

What a creep. Yeah. That's a creepy thing to do. But it's a good bit. No, it's not. Hey, listen, I've listened to so many of his episodes. I think this is a great bit for him. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Comparatively, this is awesome. That's true, there is that. The bar is low. And it's another thing that he stole from a caller. Okay. Which is fun. That is fun. So he comes back from that six minutes, that little beginning portion of the show that doesn't air, and he lays his trap. Ladies and gentlemen, we are live and broadcasting worldwide.

Let's do it right now before I read a Vince Lombardi statement coming up at the bottom of the hour. just joined us, I will tell you who the winner unequivocally 100% or may I be thrown into a lake of boiling oil at the bottom of the hour, 33 after the news, I will tell you who is going to win Super Bowl XLVIII versus the old mules and the sea vultures. I will tell you who's gonna win, Seahawks versus Lord Manning. I will break it all down coming up at the bottom of the hour. But right now, the propaganda vehicle of sports isn't ruining sports.

Who bears crap in the woods? Does Easter Bunny lay eggs? The point is, we are gonna take your phone calls right now. So here's an obvious thing. Let's take calls, yay or nay! Right. Yeah, so this is brilliant. Okay, so I'm gonna call people.

Or people are gonna call in, and they're gonna be like, sports, what is the plan here? He wants to just talk shit with people about sports, and then hopefully people will stay listening because he's pretended he's gonna reveal the winner. Now, here is the fun part. He teases that he's gonna reveal the winner,

never pays it off. He never does the second part of the bit. He just forgets. Thank you so much for revealing that. Yeah, it's awesome. It's a great plan for him, He just forgets. Thank you so much for revealing that. It's awesome. It's a great plan for him, but it's also executed as well as he always executes things. That's no good. So we get some calls about sports, and here is one caller that has an interesting point.

It's also interesting too that I think I read an article that I think it's like a record-breaking year that's like, what is it, four million dollars for 30 seconds, not including your production time, not including your actors, not including anything else. Just the time alone is some insane amount and I've noticed that the games are getting progressively tighter and I'm not a big football fan, but I do hear these things and it seems like, you know, that there's no more blowouts anymore. I remember some of the older Super Bowls when I was a kid, you and I were the same age. And they were like, it was like 47 to 2. You know, by the, and people just tune it out. And so it's interesting to me that the games are getting progressively tighter and tighter and tighter

to hold on, you know, to hold the audience through all through, you know, all the... Just like the blackout got him three more minutes of time. No, sir. Look at all the corruption. Oh, all the sports. Just like the block out got him three more minutes of time. No, sir, look at all the corruption. Oh, so much corruption. What the fuck do you want out of sports? I want it quick. I don't understand the idea of being like, ah, that used to be boring in my day.

Oh. And that's evidence that things are getting worse. I want to watch people fighting. I mean, just- For fighting. I mean, just... For real. I just... The way that the man... Hey, listen, I don't watch sports,

but I hear things that there are fewer blowouts than there used to be. Yeah. That is... Because they want that ad revenue, they want to keep you watching. It makes sense. But...

If this guy wanted... But that's good! Or what? If this guy wanted a blowout, he should have been thrilled with Super Bowl XLVIII. Oh yeah. The score ended up being 43 to 8. Eeeew. And until the last play of the third quarter, Seattle was up 36 to 0. Ooh.

It was not fun. That was back whenever it was Richard Sherman. He was the great... I don't fucking know. What am I doing? What am I doing? Listen, I know a lot about sports. No, I don't.

I care about space exploration. I'm from sports. You are from sports. I'm from sports. So Alex takes some calls about sports. But unfortunately some people get a little bit off topic. And there's a little bit of revealingness in this call. This guy, someone calls and wants to know about Wolfgang Halbig's... Fair.

What a great life we live. Wolfgang Halbig's FOIA requests. And then Alex says something that is unfortunate in hindsight. I've been not distracted from the Super Bowl at all, but I'm currently on the Florida House Representative's website and the Connecticut Freedom of Information Act website, the Office of Accountability. You're talking about gun control again, and one of the big things, obviously, the NFL is doing to basically sway opinion to the public opinion.

I have a very big question for you, and I know it's a lot of fun. I think we should turn our guns in. The NFL said so. Go ahead. I know we should. And you know what's really funny about that is the fact that none, and I'm going to repeat again, none of any of the Freedom of Information Act requests nationwide have been either conceived, grabbed, or responded to via the Connecticut Freedom of Information

Act Office of Accountability. Sure, to try to find out what happened to Sandy Hook, because that was clearly as funny as the $3 bill, a giant PR stunt to get our guns. I hear you and I appreciate your call, bro. But we're taking calls on the NFL professional sports and piggybacking and propaganda onto it. So thank you, Corey. Hey, Alex didn't say any of that stuff. He just talked to people and heard all sides of it, man. He didn't randomly throw that around or anything, no.

You know, in a way, we all just listen to a man make a 1.5 billion dollar purchase I've never I've never heard the sound of 1.5 billion dollars exchanging hands before it's a big old kachin but that is yep that's where it happened yeah so that was fun to just randomly spot out in the wild. Oh man, what a weird... But you could hear that he was kind of a little bit frustrated that this guy wasn't wanting to talk about sports. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Instead, he wanted to talk about something really important, like FOIA requests. Unlike Alex, who's just wanting to talk about sports, a thing that distracts from stuff, like talking about FOIA requests. But he wants to talk about how sports distracts from FOIA requests,

which is more important than FOIA requests. Ooh, this is a complicated ranking system. Right. We're gonna need sports to fix it. This is a turducken of bullshit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha call. And this was really exciting because I got very confused listening to this happen. One, because the story that Alex is telling at the beginning I don't believe is true. Okay. And then the second, Alex recognizes the caller. I was in a restaurant two years ago after the Super Bowl. It was two years ago today. I was in it with Wes and the rest of the crew.

We went in and they set us down and And Karl Rove was right beside me, right behind me catty corner. And we got drinks and stuff and food was coming. I was gonna confront him at the end of dinner, but I wanted to enjoy my meal. He was making fun of people watching sports while the real world went on. And then I ended up getting up and leaving

because I didn't wanna stay there with him, but go ahead. Yeah, well, you know, along those lines, I am now suing those people for what you actually called me personally to call into your show a while back. My suit is now in the mediation stage of the... I remember you got banned from the county commissioners, you got by Ronnie Reiferseed and that's why he called him with a fake name today Hunter. That's why he didn't call in in months. I just want to call every time. See, this is about the

NFL. This is about county commissioners banning you from speech that I think is wrong. I appreciate your call. You got every other caller. This is going to bring up another subject. Guys, I'll let you talk about whatever you want nine times out of ten. We're not going to talk about whatever you want today. We're going to talk about Super Bowl 48. I want to talk about how I don't want to talk about football, not you getting in trouble with the city council. Rony Reiferseed? Rony Reiferseed. I'm struggling with a lot breaking my brain right now.

I can imagine. It's a lot. I mean, just the man doesn't even know. He doesn't know that what he's doing is the thing, he doesn't even know. He doesn't know that what he's doing is the thing that he's mad at. Yep. That's infuriating. It's a little ironic.

It is, it's horrifying. But then to just say Ronnie Reeferseed. Right. And not be like, we gotta stop and talk about this. Yeah, because I was up in my head, I was like, that Karl Rove story definitely isn't true. And then Ronnie Reeferseed came around, I'm like, I don't give a shit. I, I was like, that Karl Rove story definitely isn't true. And then Ronnie Reiferseed came around, and I'm like, I don't give a shit.

I don't give a shit about Karl Rove. Because now Ronnie Reiferseed exists. Yeah, absolutely. So in August 2011, Ronnie Reiferseed was banned from attending city council meetings where the public can make comment. The Austin mayor, Lee Leffingwell, was a member of the council who told the Austin Monitor

that the reason that Reiferseed was ejected from the meeting was that when he was called up to speak, he kept making loud fart noises. He was warned to cut it out, refused to, and then he was banned from City Hall for a year. The punishment does not fit the crime. No. It seems like he's been kicked out of city council meetings for using inappropriate language in the past, and he'd go on to get kicked out again in late 2012.

It just seems like it's kind of his thing. Right. He's a local guy who rants at city council, gets kicked out for a while, comes back, and then restarts the cycle. The nature heals. And then calls into Alex's show. And Alex can recognize his face.

How did he? What, does Roddy Reefer see it? Oh, Reefer see it again. Are those fart noises I hear? How did he? Did he make him? Do you think he did the pfft? I was trying to find video, and I couldn't find it? How did he- did he make them- do you think he did the- I was trying to find video and I couldn't find it.

I mean yeah, I want to know how he did it. I found plenty of video of him ranting at city council meetings and talking about like Ron Paul and shit. How many fart sounds is too many for the city council? I think that we should demand them litigate that. Right, so okay, so your first one, you know, you do that, and the guy, they're like, hey, please stop Ronnie Reifersie. Guy we know from kicking out a bunch of times? We've kicked you out before.

If you do it three more times, you know he's going to do it. He can't not, he's Ronnie Reeferseed! If he makes one fart noise, why would Ronnie Reeferseed stop now? I think, I mean look, I'm a square. I think one fart noise is too many for city council. You think? I respect.

Do I? I'm not sure. I think it's reasonable. I think it's kind not sure. I think it's reasonable. I think it's kind of funny. Let's hold on. I think it's kind of funny. It's kind of funny. It's a waste of everyone's time, but compared to what's going on in city council meetings

now. It's a waste of, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fart noises is kind of like, oh, it's quaint. Ah, you know, you give a guy a warning. You're like, hey, one fart noise is fine. Mm-hmm. And let you slide on this one. Right, right, right. But man, because it sounds like it was more than two.

Uh... And I feel like you only need two. If the city council member is telling the paper about it, it's more than two. Sir, you need to cede your time. Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. Sir, you will be kicked out of the city council. Uh, will I for the first time?

No! Pfft, pfft, pfft. All right, next time, I'll burp. Banned for a year. So, um, we get another caller, and Alex and this caller speculate about what the halftime show could be. Okay.

I'm gonna tell you this just in advance. Yeah. It was Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers came out. That was the halftime show. One of the worst Super Bowls ever. Their guesses a little off from that. Oh yeah? Oh yeah. Obama's definitely coming up. If not literally in spirit. Yes. Hey Alex, thanks for taking my call and listening to you for like two years I just had a question about what you thought the halftime show is gonna be about this year You know, I didn't really pay attention I'm sure if it's like the Grammys it'll be four or five gay marriages and three or four satanic ceremonies

And then if you pointed out You know, you're just not trendy and I don't know. I mean, what is the halftime show guys? Look up Super Bowl 48 between the donkeys and the flying rats or whatever it is and tell me who this halftime event is. What do you think, brother? I don't know. I think last year they kind of overplayed it a little bit with the Beyonce thing. So I think they might tone it down this year.

I was just wondering what you were going to say about it. Well, I just think this is such a woman's rights. Maybe we should have like 20 or 30 group abortions, partial birth abortions, right there on television. I think that would be a bad halftime show. As someone who's a firm supporter of reproductive rights, I think that would be a bad show. Strongly disagree. I remember strongly disagree. Strong disagree. Alright.

I remember the opening to the Beijing Olympics. Did you see the synchronicity that they had? Alright. Now you apply that level to a bunch of gay marriages a bunch of group abortions all spinning around in a certain way and then some leg kicks go up But not those leg kicks for the abortions not those right off to the side Ronnie Reefer seed is making fart noises For the sake of showmanship It would be interesting to see coordinated.

Yeah. I will say that. For sure. It was Bruno Mars. No, no, no, not the same. Not quite. Nope, a little bit different. I do like just this level of shit talk, though.

You know that's not going to be the halftime show, you asshole. What a flake. Ah, I bet it's a bunch of gay marriages. What are you talking about, sir? I would be so mad if it was that. Cool. Whatever, man. Okay, alright. Calm it down. What are you...

I keep wanting to say old man, but he's as old as I am now. Exactly. It sucks. I'm old. Back in my day, we didn't use to have gay marriage halftime shows. No one did! So Alex, I think is really excited about the game, despite himself.

Right. And that's evidenced by him giving a score update. But he's getting that score update not from ESPN. Uh-uh. I myself am following the Drudge Report, DrudgeReport.com. It has the Sea Rats at 5 to 0. We'll put that back up on screen actually for folks. Denver 0.

That's what I asked you on the street today. Alex, who's going to win? And I said, well, the media says it's going to be Denver. Who's what he asked me on the street today, Alex, who's gonna win? And I said, well, the media says it's gonna be Denver, it must be the Seahawks. It's all rigged anyways. I know you like a underdog coming from behind. Oh boy. It's not.

You can tell that he's way more interested in the outcome of the game than he is in the outcome of his bet. Yeah. That's true. That's for sure. I do like getting the score from Drudge. It's so much like this is maybe the most egregious example of virtue signaling I've ever heard. What?

Right? Like listen to all of this. This is all just because he can't be like, I like football. Right. And it's fun to get caught up in Super Bowl Sunday once a year. Yeah, it's nice. I mean, we've had multiple callers

who have been full of shit, but also, extensively had more important topics to cover. Uh-huh. And all Alex wants to talk about is how no one wants to talk about those topics. Yep. It's amazing. I like it.

It's enough to drive a man insane. Yeah. It is amazing. I like it. It is. It's enough to drive a man insane. Yeah. It is. When you're already a little bit insane, it's just kind of delightful though, you know? And when you listen to this show and it's just so full of rank bigotry and nonsense and awful shit all the time, this is the kind of stuff that goes down smooth, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, it is almost like, you know, I would be, I would be far angrier and more offended about the bigotry if I weren't so confused about how he's not confused. Yeah. Yeah. Now I'm confused. Eyebrows. Alright. So, throughout the episode, obviously, Alex goes live to Jakari and to Josh, who are there. Sure. And they're boring. One of them is, one of the little remote pieces is them on the train going to the show, going to the Super Bowl. Doing a little man on the street interview. And it's just like, are you excited to go to the Super Bowl? Bah bah bah.

And Jakari's like, yeah, kind of. Kind of. We'll see what they're doing. I don't know. It's a pretty cool experience. Yeah. So we actually only have one last clip here. Oh no. Oh no.

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What's the score? Doesn't matter what our freedom is. What's the score? What's the score? It's at Infowars.com. What? Shut up! You want to know what the score is! Right!

Uh, no! He's doing all this stuff as if he's like mocking it, but you care. Yeah, you're like very, you're, I mean, I'm hearing more sincerity in his voice when he says Peyton Manning is God And I do when he talks about God I'm hearing more sincerity in his voice when he says we can all go party. Yeah, that's true All right now that I'm done bitching like a weird old man Cut loose sorry can't take your calls

Sorry, can't take your calls. Ha ha! Absurd. Thank you all for calling in, but I am going to pick up that whiskey that you put down. That should have gone on the pro list. Whiskey? You can drink. Yeah, yeah. Sports are drinkable. But not if you're playing, which might also be in the pros.

Oh, shit. He wants to feel alive, but you can't drink while you're doing it. This is quite a conundrum. Yeah. I bet he chose drinking. I think I probably did, too. When I was younger, football, drinking, drinking. Yeah.

So what have you learned today as we come to the end of this adventure? I have learned. So here's actually what I want. Genuinely, what I want is to watch what they want a game to be. Oh, that'd be great. Right? Like what could it look like? No Obama messages. First off, it's a blowout. Right. It has to be boring because otherwise the advertisers are rigging it. Yeah, absolutely. Nobody can be watching a game. What is wrong with these people?

I want a boring game that is a real bummer socially. They just want to take joy from other people. That's what they want. They're just people who are like, oh, you can't like this thing because I can't access the feelings that you get when you like it because when you're and I are watching it together, I go like, oh yeah, that was a good catch.

Did you know that the government's trying to kill your daughter right now? Right. Like you're the reason you're not enjoying sports. Yeah, I can't let myself accept that I enjoy this and therefore I'm gonna take it out on you. Oh man, I wish the Seattle's commercial I can't let myself accept that I enjoy this, and therefore I'm gonna take it out on you. Oh man, I wish the Seattle commercial

had two people in two bunkers next to each other. Ha. I have learned fucking nothing. You learned nothing. I have learned nothing. And in that sense, this is a very normal episode of Knowledge Fife. Nothing has been learned!

Thank you all so much!