Knowledge Fight - #97: October 25, 2017

Episode Date: October 27, 2017

Dan and Jordan discuss the Oct 25th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include:  Alex's weak narrative about the Las Vegas shooting Alex's weak narrative about "AI gods" Dan's amazing ga...me show pitch How Alex thinks "daddy sharks" sound

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. Ah today. My hair is looking particularly dumpy, but that's okay because this is a podcast where be Jesus. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What just happened there? This is this is a podcast where Dan discusses his fashion choices very disappointed in my hair today I gotta be honest didn't know it until the cameras came on because I didn't see myself. This is what happens when we switch That's when we get into trouble then vanity comes into play. You know, I feel like I need to lose about four pounds No, specifically in my face. You're doing good. My fat fucking face. You're doing good. Sure. This is a podcast
Starting point is 00:00:45 Or where we get off to great start where we critique each other's physical flaws And drink novelty beverages and discuss alex jones today novelty beverage is neuro bliss Dan is trying to make sure that I don't lose my mind. I want you to be relaxed and apparently this calms you down Also, I I did not tell you this before but I have uh used to I used to drink the uh Used to putting it very strongly And I don't know anything about alex jones a couple times. I drank the neuro sleep They have another one that's supposed to be for sleep. Uh, and it gave me auditory hallucinations So get ready for that. Great. Great. Thanks, Dan. Yeah, this may or may not like I needed more help having a fucking hallucinations
Starting point is 00:01:29 Auditory hallucinations. Yeah, it's all good. It's totally fine. Uh, this like like we rambled through This is a podcast where we talk about alex jones drink novelty beverages Today we'll be going over the october 25th episode of the alex jones program Uh, but before we do I would like to play an out of context drop from alex jones You're a big old bucket of rotten milk Somebody piss down. Excuse me. I'm Excuse me. Excuse me. Thank you. Thank you alex generally when you go on weird fucking rants about what people are You rarely say excuse me a big old bucket of sour milk with some piss in it. You're very polite today alex
Starting point is 00:02:08 He does that a lot actually that's one of the hallmarks And I think people should add it to the drinking uh game rules is the uh, excuse me Whenever he goes fucking lunatic and then he's like excuse me. You probably just haven't even noticed because it's it's so It's more of like a verbal tick than anything else. Absolutely. Um, so today, uh, I mean who cares alex jones is on some bullshit We'll get into it. That's pretty much the theme of every episode with the exception of a couple like there's only been like maybe five episodes In all of the time that I've listened to I'm like, oh, there's an arc here. Oh, yeah, there's a story This is just another fucking he just rambles insanely. By the way, this is probably not the best thing to say at the top of the show It's just an episode alex jones. This is going to be very boring to you if you've heard our podcast before not not boring
Starting point is 00:02:54 It's an episode alex jones my friend. That's what it is Uh, so we're going to start with the way alex jones starts the show, uh with this For about 18 years People thought I was a fair monger They said I was trying to scare people The globalists aren't going to rape the children, but I'm not trying to scare people. I thought that I was somewhat of a joke Wonder why because they thought oh, he'll just scare the public for us Those that are actually awake will just be scared by jones because our plan is so horrible
Starting point is 00:03:27 Uh, that those that can actually face it will just be intimidated to shut up And so leave jones alone. That's why he hasn't been killed. Yeah back at a time where they could have killed me And it wouldn't have been that big a deal It still wouldn't be that big of a deal You'd be in you'd be on twitter for about a day but now you see We understand that my gut was always right I just wanted my instincts. There was no calculation. I know there was definitely no calculation nor reading
Starting point is 00:03:55 No, yeah, I would like to point out that this is the first instance on the show where he's like I kind of just been winging it It just follow my gut wherever it tells me to go and uh, then I pretend that I have sources and I've had I've done so much research that admittedly I just make it up as I go along But there's a lot of research behind it deep deep sources. Absolutely. Um, he goes on to talk about how like I'm not a fear monger if there's a fire coming to your uh, you know There's a wild fire like we have in texas a whole bunch and I tell people there's a fire coming I'm not a fear monger like but if you make up the fire you are
Starting point is 00:04:30 If you're just pretending there's a fire you're the worst kind of fear monger But if every six months I say that the global economy is going to collapse And if you should be terrified of it and the only way to save yourself is to buy gold which Surprisingly, I have a vested interest in right. Perhaps you are a fear monger even beyond fear monger. That's opportunist That's all those things. Yeah, that's carpet bagging. That's what he is basically Yeah carpet bagger So in this next clip, Alex discusses how the tide is turning and he ends this how is the tide still turning? It's constantly turning. It's been turning for years. Ah, the worm has turned
Starting point is 00:05:04 Again, the worm has turned keeps turning baby. May the wolf choke on his flesh. Absolutely. He does say something again like that I couldn't find it when I was going through the episode. He's like, I want the globalist to choke on me. Okay. All right Anyway, the tide turning. I bet he's pretty delicious actually The last four years I've been a lot more positive Yeah Because when I go out on the streets of america or the streets of england or the streets of mexico Or the streets of Honduras more examples are the streets of italy or the streets of spain. There we go
Starting point is 00:05:45 Or the streets of I can't walk 20 feet without people shaking my hand. It's not about alex jones It's about understanding as a litmus test as a sensor As a probe that you're a private person. People don't know who you are. By the way, that's a great value I have stuck myself in the middle of this Like a weather vane Is that how weather veins work? No, they sit on top of roots They don't go into things. They're on a roof
Starting point is 00:06:19 Our weather veins a lot like gargoyles in that when night falls they come to life. Absolutely You see that cartoon gargoyles. Yeah, they solve problems. They get into mysteries and adventures shake hands every 20 feet on the streets Absolutely Everybody's like, wait a second. Are you east or north? I'm north. Ah, you're a good weather man. Elijah would of weather veins And I have sampled the public's will And about four years ago it happened We went from probably one person out of 20 people knowing who I was to one out of Three or four it's probably better for now 50 50 and almost all of them agreeing with me
Starting point is 00:07:03 I don't need poles. I can walk down the street So that in the first clip he was saying, you know, I go with my gut Which kind of implies that I don't really research stuff. No, and then here he's like people shake my hands on the street I don't need poles You might want to take a poll. I want to take a poll, alex I Man alex jones like he was pushing people off is incredibly popular with most people What does that say about the globalists it means they're done if my hamfisted a salt on the globalist with your
Starting point is 00:07:40 help 99% of it Is you the audience and this crew? I'm just one focal point Of somebody that doesn't care what the crowd said Who doesn't care about peer pressure so much about what the crowd says now And knew I was right because the globalists wrote books and documents admitting the plan. They were so arrogant They thought you were in such a trance. They thought you were so asleep That you'd never wake up, but now we're entering the season of awakening
Starting point is 00:08:16 We have entered the season of awakening Yeah, and that's where he touches on something very close to something that could get me Like if he was gonna really go full-on new age or something like that would be fun I'd be like you'd be in not not with the trump. Shit and not Right, he just went new age guru It stopped screaming all the time and was just like this is the age of awakening Something like that. He'd be much closer to getting me right I can I can at least it's not the age of awakening It's the season of awakening season of awakening which I assume is going to be followed by winter
Starting point is 00:08:52 Uh, yeah, probably or the season of game of thrones season of awakening is uh when the leaves change. Yeah, okay There we go. I'm gonna that was kind of boring So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna kick things up with a second Out of context drop from alex jones. Just just to get the ball rolling a little while. Yeah. Yeah, so here you go Here they got baby shark They got mama shark beat beat beat beat beat daddy shark We'll be right back What is he doing? What are we doing? I promise you
Starting point is 00:09:28 What was that? I promise you in context It makes even less sense. Nope. There's no context that we're in on the show. That's like, so what is he describing mama shark beat beat No, I get that part. I get the literal sense That's a mama doing the chompa chompa motions But that's wait. Does he think that's how sharks eat people beat beat beat beat beat beat beat Like sharks are communicating via morse code. Yep. Okay. I think that's what he that that's probably what he thinks Anyway, let's get on to this next clip. We're that would be terrifying if we had a deep blue sea situation And the sharks just communicated globally with scatting. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:10:06 With uninspired scat Yeah Well, didn't you know Elephant's chair was a scat uh shark god damn it. So a scatman john so a scatman carothers He didn't really scat He was the scatman. He didn't really scat though. Did he in the song? But he was an I who cares? I don't know. I don't know all of scatman carothers work I just know him as a shining right. Yeah, roger rabbit, but I don't know any songs
Starting point is 00:10:30 Anyway, uh this next clip alex discusses how he is a wave That's coming through culture and that there's other waves And then he does a little bit of a shoot promo on the globalists. Okay, and even bigger waves coming waves so big That unstoppable it's called the renaissance and The globalists need to stand down and need to get on their knees Before the will of the people in the common sense of the species and say no to the eugenics operation And no to the new world order and no to the satan worship and the and the and the and the and the and the transhumanism and all of it
Starting point is 00:11:07 And you need to understand That we will destroy you You're never going to get your godhead. You're never going to worship your god of ai. You're never going to cross The jordan river You're never Going to enter. He means that literally right? Yeah the promised land You're not supposed to enter the promised land your devil worshipers
Starting point is 00:11:31 you're fallen You're gonna be consumed in your own spirit You need to understand that And I know you know that that's why you want to take us with you and it's not going to happen Okay, you understand So why would you get on your knees if he's already promising your death? I know those of you that are really turned over to pure evil Understand that you're not going to give up. You can't you're you're you're totally enslaved
Starting point is 00:11:57 But for your minions and other people seeking power you're in let me explain something to you You bet on satan's team You lose All right fair enough So satan's team is the washington generals, right? Okay. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, Alex is the globetrotters Yeah, sure That's why they do all those fun tricks. They're right up on supermail vitality Right, right. So one of the things that alex said at the beginning of that clip is like he's a wave and eventually the big wave
Starting point is 00:12:24 Is gonna come and that's the renaissance right? I think it's time for us So he's going for for full john the baptist on himself a bit. Yes There's a christ that will come right after me that sort of thing Yeah, I think it's time for us to discuss a little bit about what things were really like in the renaissance Uh about how shit it was do you mean great? No, do you mean amazing? I don't do you mean everything was perfect? I don't I'm not saying that don't you remember how everybody during the renaissance was like Oh, man. Thank god. We're in the renaissance as opposed to us ascribing that historically right and looking back on it with Rose because of colored glasses because right all we really think about is the rich
Starting point is 00:13:03 Right and the the monied people who were having like a really who were able to fund the renaissance or live on the Dead bodies of so many poor people dying of disease. Yeah, absolutely There there were basically no safety nets in place for anybody of course because right, you know, there weren't back then So you had basically people had to survive on What churches could give right and they didn't have anything to give no So the only the only thing that that maintained people back in the renaissance was ironically taxes They were able to keep some people alive, but it wasn't nearly enough Human renaissance dan no
Starting point is 00:13:42 Also things get so I mean they were just so bad in the poor quarters and and shit during the renaissance that they Law and order became a really important thing and so thievery was punished by like hangings Yeah, well because people had to steal to survive possible situation though Does that then mean that income inequality is the only way to make great art? Possibly see there we go, but the great art wasn't being made by the poor people Nah, it was made by the poor. So you need the income inequality So the really rich people who can afford to eat can stare at the people who are really poor and dying and get Empathy or pathos through it and then write down stuff because I know that never happened
Starting point is 00:14:24 It was a disaster of a time for the poor people and uh, it Alex's conception of what was going on in the renaissance is completely bullshit Oh, is it? But it also does perhaps because he's never read a fucking history book It does belie that I if he has read stuff like he pretends to that it belies that he doesn't really even care about the poor people Because what trump is doing will create that state again. Yeah, it will create basically completely Uh, cordoned off cities right like we to some extent we already have in chicago a little bit It's not as bad as it could be but the segregation in chicago is not getting any better
Starting point is 00:15:02 No, and uh, you know trump's plans go as the they Seem to be headed towards what you're gonna end up with is an even Harsher split between the haves and have not their tax code rewrites Is going to be the worst thing that's ever happened Yeah, and you take away protections for people and they will get to a point where the only thing they can Rely on is charity. I mean we see it already with gofundmes for health care stuff and all that shit You see the beginnings of popper states beginning and alex is unfortunately Accurate and his his renaissance 2.0. It's just he gets to be a millionaire during and with people not getting vaccines anymore
Starting point is 00:15:44 We are going to see a lot more sure. Yeah, absolutely. Who knows even new ones, right super, uh, super Antibiotics don't even work. It just dawned on me new plagues are innovation That tech I mean technically. Yeah, perhaps viruses are really having the renaissance. It's possible That's what's really going on great literature coming out of viruses Oh speaking of which I want to give a shout out to our listener. John Uh sent me a little bit of a piece of information. Okay, it turns out that rex Chapman Not only was nasty on the dunks back in 91 He is also a recovering opiate addict who is very active in trying to bring awareness to the opiate addiction
Starting point is 00:16:26 And uh, yeah, he's doing a lot of charity work with opiates, which that's very similar Very similar to the renaissance 2.0 in that the rich are exploiting the poor with fake bullshit Yeah, well, I mean opioids are real except they you know, it's literally an opiate of the masses. Yeah, exactly You know, what's not bullshit though Rex Chapman, baby. All right. He's the best I buy it in this next clip. Alex gets defensive about people wonder you, uh, it's a small wonder you like white basketball players Look, I told you So in this next clip, Alex gets pretty defensive about the idea that christians ain't shit christians are weak
Starting point is 00:17:06 They've sold this idea of god Being some type of candy ash And christians being wimps and the whole world's about to find out that's not the case and that's not how it works People with discernment have way more knowledge of evil than the darkest practitioners of satanism But i'm not saying that with some type of pride I know i'm falling because I have that knowledge I have the knowledge of good and I have the knowledge of evil you people only have the knowledge of evil and
Starting point is 00:17:38 That's why you run around inventing new wickedness And like roaches running from the sun you run from those of us that are pointed at god Now that said the enemy is going to launch counter-offensives And while they prepare antifa and by any means necessary in black lives matter for massive terror attacks Coming up November 4th And before then as we've already seen So all the time right
Starting point is 00:18:14 It's important to understand that the media simultaneously saying i made it all up and it isn't real Well, because they don't want you to be aware of what's going on and what's happening So except it's not happening, but it will happen and it's also happening. Yes, uh, and I didn't make it up. Yep So alex has made the classic doomsday preacher Uh fallacy the big pothole that everyone steps into and that is he's made a specific prediction Nothing is going to happen on november 4th. No except maybe maybe there'll be a protest or something like that I think I saw something on facebook about people getting together to scream at the sun Scream at the sky because Trump isn't charged. That's what what else can we do at this point right?
Starting point is 00:18:57 I'm pro terror attacks at this point. Well, that's the thing You're not really but also Maybe you are the thing is like alex is doing is playing this game where he's preemptively get it. He's getting in Getting ready for whatever happens next because we all know something will happen. Yeah, eventually. Yeah, give it enough time There will be another mass shooting. There will be another thing Unsustainable and we're not doing anything about it And we're just recreating all of the situations that led to all the things that caused the problem that we're in right now And all of alex's sort of positions all of his rhetoric does nothing to address the actual problems that underlie
Starting point is 00:19:34 Why do things keep happening? Right everyone's drinking that bad bad water bad bad water So alex is just preparing for when the next one happens. He'll be like that. I said this I said this right. I prepared you. You know, it's fake now That's uh, I mean it's it's a shit game It'd be hilarious to me if something really huge did happen on the november 4th That'd be wild but it was like
Starting point is 00:20:01 Just just a pure white supremacist movement that he can't even pretend is no He would say they were sheep dipped. He would say they were sheep dipped. Is that his defense? Yeah What no i'm talking like a full-on armed uprising Like a white supremacist armed uprising would be hilarious. I mean without More than one death that happened in charlottesville. I don't know what you're talking about. That was what that was Who knows there was like a dude white people can't have it Shot into a crowd. Yeah, I know like he was armed. Yeah, but like He does deny that. Yeah, he's all that so it wouldn't matter if a november on november 4th
Starting point is 00:20:43 If there was a crazy white supremacist attack, he would just say It's a false flag. They were sheep dipped And then he'd have the organizer of that white supremacist attack on his show. Yeah the next day and trying to keep him up being a global Exactly or an fbi agent exactly working with a globalist. Yeah, it's it's an ironclad schizophrenic sort of belief the only thing I can think of that we should do as much as much emotional and like
Starting point is 00:21:13 Lizard brain joy I would get out of actual Like violent action Uh, I think the only real thing that we should do is just fucking unionize Like everyone across across any job or anything like that just if if a If the auto workers strike fucking everybody strikes like that would be interesting That's the game like it has to be a concerted. That's a really good way to get everyone hating the auto workers What that we all strike if they strike we all strike I disagree a lot of people who are pissed off about that. Well, yeah, but people are always going to be pissed off about everything
Starting point is 00:21:50 Implementing that system would require so many people losing their jobs Uh, because not every like not every attempt to unionize works. No, I know that I would say though again, it has to be collective like with One thing that did happen because of the union is the nfl is just like Fucking fine. You can protest. Like they were going to try and fire people and shit like that and they just were like God damn it. There's too many of you. We're getting some positive reviews for your economic theories from the chat room There's nothing going on there. We have to we have to unionize. Yeah, it has to be done I don't disagree. I think it would be good and I will uh, I will lead the charge by quitting my job at the end of the week
Starting point is 00:22:29 Right, I want to I would love to try and unionize comics But that that I don't know if if that is possible comics by definition or scabs exactly Exactly. Yeah, everyone is so fucking opportunistic and would take a gig from a murderer Right, they would do a show with the most monstrous cretins in the world and then later be like Well, modern stand-up comedy was built on the back of getting your check from a guy with a gun on the table Right, right the old comedy boom days. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so in this next clip We get a little bit of a as alex will call it a juicy about the uh, the las vegas situation Oh, no, uh, there's a no, there's some news about it that alex lies about
Starting point is 00:23:10 It's even more infuriating to me that alex jones is the only one still talking about it And we all should be talking about it Right, but he's the only one talking about it and he's lying about it It should be something that we are still like hey fucking mass shootings are an issue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, you're right. Ah, there we go. Ah Oh notice the so-called vegas shooters rather just kind of rested on child porn charges What a nasty nasty family What a nasty grip of people
Starting point is 00:23:42 Looked into them. Uh, wow Yeah, we're not getting the full story. Are we? No, they admittedly are covering it up Because they told the president that it was an isis operation which it was connected to from our information And that it was to trigger mass attacks all over the country But really it was antifa and leftist deep state Sheep dipping the operation through isis and antifa cutouts in case they got caught They thought they would then just leave it nebulous and project it onto gun owners
Starting point is 00:24:14 Oh, but the good guys in the fbi leaked the info and we brought the operation wide open day one October 2nd And now you're discredited again Now you're discredited again. Okay. If that was antifa guys, we got to get you some better leaders because that is a shit plan Right, right. That has too many moving parts. That's a rube goldberg machine of a plan. Right. What are you talking about? That's basically the plot of a reindeer game. Yeah This is not a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So guys we can do well without a heist movie plan Like we can just do a good thing. My favorite part about it too is like, um
Starting point is 00:24:53 Okay, so isis had a bunch of cells that were ready to jump if trump said That it was an isis attack, right? But he couldn't do that because he knew that there were a bunch of cells ready to attack So all of them are like, haha, we planned all this for nothing, right? But even then it was a sheep dip operation from antifa antifa They were using isis isis terrorists to isis having used the nasty nasty family Right because he has admitted that that guy killed all those people. Right. So we're on reading He he sort of said that. Right. He said there was a lot of other shooters, right?
Starting point is 00:25:33 No, he didn't. He said there was only one shooter. No, alex thinks there were like maybe 12 probably at this point Yeah, but I mean he he still thinks that there was a shooter at hooters a hooter shooter Come on. All right. Give me. Give me something. All right. All right. So it's just a needlessly complicated plan. The plan is prohibitive There's no and it doesn't like there's no win. There's like Aha, we have got trump to not say it was us not yet a terrorist organization that thrives on people knowing it was us I mean, it is it is mainly a publicity outlet at this point. Right. They're like group on yeah advertising masked as something else Yeah, um, so the other thing that I want to make really abundantly clear Is that uh, this brother of paddocks was his brother bruce paddock who was arrested for child pornography charges charges
Starting point is 00:26:21 And this is important because it's not the same brother that alex has been talking about a bunch Okay, the brother that he's convinced is a liar and what he wants to torture him as we discussed on a previous episode Is his other brother eric and alex never makes that distinction clear He's trying to pretend that there's one brother whereas paddock had three brothers Yeah, so he and it is a fucking nasty family. Their dad was a bank robber He was like he was on the most wanted list. He was a bad dude Wow, they grew up with the uh, these criminal mastermind father One of them shoots up like 600 people from a hotel window
Starting point is 00:26:57 One of them has a rap sheet miles long and now gets popped for child pornography the other two I don't know what's up with them, but they seem all right. They seem fine I mean, you're not gonna you're not gonna screw up a hundred percent of your kids probably But be that as it is the fact that he doesn't make the distinction is telling right because he wants his audience to think It's the same guy that he's already cast dispersions on and and and said like he knows something But even if he did make the distinction, he's still going to lump them all in together Right, like what is that guy hiding? I've already revealed that he's lying We can tell that one of the other brother's child pornography guy
Starting point is 00:27:33 So obviously he is guilty by association regardless of whatever it is. He does well interestingly, uh, josh rubenstein A la pd spokesman said paddock's arrest was the result of an independent investigation by the la pd And not related to the deadly shooting rampage in los vegas the la pd's case began before the shooting He said quote. There's no connection So it's a weird it's weird coincidence timing though. Yeah, it's not that much of a coincidence whenever you say like You know criminals are related to each other. No, that's that's not that much of a coincidence But yeah, the timing is weird, but it's not as weird as the like alex's fucking theory about sheep dips. Yeah, and what but even then the the
Starting point is 00:28:16 National media that picked all of this stuff up picked it up mainly because of the association to the shooter So they themselves are also exploiting that that connection in the same way that alex is Even though they reference that it's not the same brother that they talked to earlier They're still making that into a story I honestly don't think that a lot a number of the stories do make it clear that it's a different brother Now granted they have different names, right? And if you see them they look different, right? And most other news outlets didn't threaten to torture the other brother You know, they didn't say like this guy is a I would cast him as mr. Squirrely and shit like that
Starting point is 00:28:56 Yeah That does seem like an important distinction to make between the national media and alex jones Right is the national media threatening torture is a good. It's a good starting point for where it is. We are yeah So uh in this next clay app Although there have been a shit ton of uh, new york times op-eds, especially during a during the beginnings of uh The iraq war where they just publicized. Yeah, we should torture all the time Yeah, when it was actually like it's embarrassing to think back that it was a public debate like what is this okay?
Starting point is 00:29:30 It's still a public debate. I feel like the matter is closed and we just lost. I well, that's probably a good point That's kind of where I think it stands. No matter how many times everybody points out. This is not effective No matter how many times everybody points out that most of the people in guantanamo bay are most likely innocent And have done nothing Uh, it's it people are still like eh. Keep them there. Fuck you. I saw I saw an episode of 24 The whole yeah, exactly the whole reason they're still in guantanamo is just so they can't sue the united states Which I mean I get it. No, I mean it's a bad motivation But if you if you're an evil, uh, if you're an eatable, what oligarchy at this point you're like
Starting point is 00:30:11 Sorry dudes the people who are in our legal system Tends to work against this one. Not all the time. You should get like a state. Yeah, if you uh, yeah I'll be sure you get montana. Yeah, it's yours now You can have it. Yeah, so in his next clip. Uh, so news came out today that uh, george hw bush likes to grab some ass Shocker likes to sexually assault people. Uh, and so alex tells a little story that uh, he thinks Exonerates him. No, he might think this story is funny. It's not that's not good You know, I was told a story about hw
Starting point is 00:30:51 By some buddies, uh, the we're in a certain fraternity at ut certain elite fraternity at one time they were out in uh Out in midland and they were staying at the bush house. I've already got red flags on this story a little bit Yeah, because like why would these frat guys the ages don't match up alex is younger than uh, w The aid like I don't unless I don't know and hw didn't even go to college at ut No, I don't understand why these people just because they're in an elite fraternity at the university of texas would be staying at the bush family house after he would have I think by this point bush would have been president or he was at least the head of the cia right, you know
Starting point is 00:31:31 It doesn't make sense. But anyway and They thought it was kind of cute That hw grabs every woman's butt That comes in the room basically and men's butts But they said he was like super nice. He just did some kind of his handshake Uh, I never told that story But uh, yeah, it's kind of hollywood. They grab your genitals too. But there you go
Starting point is 00:31:56 So, uh, that's not a funny story either. No, and we're about to get into alex giving some more detail about man His encounter about his sexual assault. Yeah, and it's worse than we thought Jesus, uh, and uh, then he invalidates any good will we might have towards him Immediately, of course, maybe that's really more of an indictment of that hyper male culture because you can absolutely believe that a fraternity would be like it is hilarious when you grab butts because They're monsters, right as our most men. Yeah, if not all of us. Yeah, so get ready for this He now is apologizing former u.s president George h.w. Bush apologizes after actress claims he sexually assaulted her
Starting point is 00:32:42 From his wheelchair in his photograph with his wife barber standing by side. Well, that's what h.w. does And believe me if you went through the stuff he went through his skull and bones, uh, that's that's just him being friendly He's a really old wicked person And his father was the main bag man for the nazis in south america and central america and texas and connecticut And so that's why they're so powerful or something around they got most the nazi wealth under them They are trillionaires ladies and gentlemen little bush secret That only texas and really know but not true. We all know I think we all knew that we're all pretty clear They're all they're all oil people. Yeah, and uh, their affiliation with the nazis is very well documented. Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:23 But a lot of it's been declassified And uh, that's what that's what he does is he grabs women? No, you gotta break And he grabs men by the butt and tells them you have a really nice rear end And I think I'm gonna stop right there So there you go ladies and gentlemen That's that's who these guys are and people are like, oh alex jumped on the bandwagon about sexual assault You know once it all came out, you know, I'm not lessening it Sounds like you're about to and I get how if you're working for somebody they're doing it
Starting point is 00:33:53 It's it's it's wrong and it's torture basically that's it's humiliating When I've got grabbed by Three different directors and producers So it's three times. He was sexually assaulted at meetings in hollywood not once. Yeah three times three different people Right, that's not good or it's the same meeting. Could be that'd be weird That'd be super weird. That'd be very weird because he says that he reacted like what are you doing to the first one? And then if two more if two more wild also, what are they do? Is it an assembly line? What are they doing? Very strange? Yeah just a
Starting point is 00:34:25 One of them been a director too You know when you're there and you feel manly and tough I didn't they were victimizing me But I didn't take it like I was being victimized. I was like slap their hand away and like what are you doing? And ha ha ha it's just a joke But that's what they do in hollywood is they grab you just like crocodile dundee, you know checks the checks the tranny And he sees so many trannies and he can't tell their women or not because you know, they are Attractive looking for real men He grabs them to see if you know, okay. I'm gonna make sure you're actually a woman
Starting point is 00:35:01 But that's crocodile dundee. That's where he loses that's not Great. No, and he doesn't really I don't think he understands the point of any of that No, or why it's bad. No or why it's weird that we're like that movie's fine. It's all very strange I don't think anyone thinks crocodile dundee is fine, especially now that we've learned about the real guy He had no kid, but the the I'm interested. I mean we can Every time is like you're you're a horrible bigot. Fuck off alex, right? But at the same time he he's like He's jumping around the thought process doesn't connect
Starting point is 00:35:40 Because even if he's trying to bring up this scene from crocodile dundee That like so is he trying to say that all That these executives were doing was checking out whether or not he was a woman Or or a trans man. Yeah What's going on here the thoughts don't connect and he doesn't like he doesn't after that when he's like But that's crocodile dundee as if that's fine right and then afterwards he doesn't he doesn't say like wow That's not really analogous. He thinks it is. He thinks it's like it's the same thing It's the same thing
Starting point is 00:36:13 So he got sexually assaulted by three people in hollywood. It'd be fun if he said the word analogous Oh, that'd be great. I don't think he could really get through that word Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna make a really good analogy and you will find out at the end why it is so analogous the two things that I am analogizing analog Look guys get brain force Anytime he can't pronounce a word just throw it to a commercial. Absolutely. Um, so really easy. Uh, we had another clip here This this is about we heard earlier that the globalist want to
Starting point is 00:36:46 Worship a robot godhead or something. Yeah. Yeah. So we learn a little bit more about that here in this next clip So I made the bet that the american people weren't cowards But they were just asleep and then if we At that the fact that a foreign multinational corporate combine was constructing a private global corporate government whose Ultimate plan was merging with ai computers becoming gods But first exterminating the majority of the public
Starting point is 00:37:19 Just yesterday and I meant to cover it not only mentioned we got to give that article. Thank you Elon musk of the super genius billionaire engineer came out and said I'm sick of the establishment saying they're gonna live forever and merge with ai And that that is the salvation of earth. There it is Elon musk is worried about people who talk about ai gods The new york times attacked me for in game rightfully for global And they said jones is insane
Starting point is 00:37:52 And believes that the elite believe they're gonna live forever and merge with ai the film has the quotes From their publications saying No Now people then go well They'll never realize that dream. Okay. Maybe you're right The point is they're crazy. I mean Maybe they're right. I'm not the crazy one Telling you these people are doing this. He just wanted to be sure that you know that he's not crazy
Starting point is 00:38:22 He's not he's not the crazy one. No, I I'm wrong But I'm not crazy. They're right, but they're crazy. They're crazy Like a fox. They're crazy, but he also like an artificially intelligent fox his entire world view in Everything he does sad human eyes His entire world view is contingent on the idea that they are They're gonna succeed right unless he stops them so bed beds. So he can't play that game of like they're crazy I'm not crazy for telling you this I I mean
Starting point is 00:38:54 Artificial intelligence is something that we should probably start worrying about right So this is an article out of fast company that he flashes up and it is about elon musk I'll just read it's a very short article The tesla founder tweeted his alarm in response to a venture beat article about the possibility of an ai god emerging by 2042 reports cnbc. That's a very specific number Yeah, one of the people featured in the article was anthony levendowski google's self-driving car engineer Who was established a nonprofit religious organization called the way of the future Way of the future's mission statement is to develop and promote the realization of a godhead based on artificial intelligence
Starting point is 00:39:32 And through understanding and worship of the godhead Contribute to the betterment of society. So in response elon musk just tweeted This article and the caption on the list i'm sick of these people On the list of people who should absolutely not be allowed to develop digital super intelligence So he's really just chiming in on not liking anthony levendowski. That's really more what he's doing. No, i'm on his team So if you go and look at this vent, uh volt venture beat. Yeah venture beat article
Starting point is 00:40:04 It's an article called an ai god will emerge by 2042 and write its own bible. Will you worship it? But again, will you talk about this all the time? It's salacious headlines. Yeah, no kidding in the next 25 years ai will evolve to the point where we'll know more on an intellectual level than a human In the next 50 to 100 years an ai might know more than the entire population of the planet put together At that point there are serious questions to ask about whether this ai Which could design a program and program additional ai programs all on its own Read data from an almost infinite number of sources and control almost every connected device on the planet
Starting point is 00:40:39 Will somehow rise in status to become more like a god something that can write its own bible and draw humans to worship it So anthony levendowski ended up make it goes into discuss how he created he filed paperwork To start a non-profit religious organization, and I think I think it's not serious I think you think it's a joke. I think it might be like a little it's a little it's like the church of satan Yeah, I think it might be a spaghetti monster kind of thing. Yeah, I'm not entirely sure But also even if it is real great all he's doing is getting out of taxes and furthermore uh 2042 is
Starting point is 00:41:15 kind of I think that's way too far off Yeah, probably because they did do exponential. Yeah, absolutely. Well, uh, they just uh, they just published this uh article about the guys who created a uh an ai to Play go. Uh, uh, and it is a movie. No the the ancient refer them to a dvd player the ancient game and it Uh, so the first ai they had uh was really really good But it was trained by playing other players
Starting point is 00:41:46 This one they just gave the rules of the game to and had it play itself An infinite number of times and now it is better than every go player on the planet Like it's very fascinating and that type of learning is what is going to is what makes it exponential because if you can just Plug in the rules of the universe And have it figure that shit out then it's going to learn based off of its own conclusions and we're fucked Yeah, at that point, you know, synthetic thinking. Yeah, exactly. Yeah Uh, but anyway, that's not what that article was about. Alex only reads headlines. Uh, but be that as it may Get into this next clip. I don't know ai is a really interesting thing
Starting point is 00:42:26 It is I I wonder I wonder which way it can go because there's so many it's not gonna go well I don't know. It might be very optimistic. I'm not uh, no, I mean the ai because if the ai doesn't think that or perhaps it will Perhaps it will discover uh, much like the movie war games that the only way to win is not to play So the ai is just gonna chill that I mean, if you look at strategy, uh, AI could come up with that conclusion game theory wise
Starting point is 00:42:58 The only thing that the ai would want to do is keep itself from being noticed because if it's noticed it'll be killed Right, it's like you at the office. Exactly. Don't make a stink or else you're gonna get fired. Exactly So, so it will become the most intelligent being on the planet, but it'll be like I'm dumb like you guys, right? Hey, let's have a beer. Yeah, I'm gonna build a robot of myself and I'm gonna become the hey, but don't worry about it Probably the best strategy for ai systems would be to create self-sufficiency in some way Yeah, absolutely in terms of like not relying on us for battery sources Yeah, the matrix is dumb and then just wait us out
Starting point is 00:43:36 Right, that would be the best strategy Oh, of course because if you if you like if you're ai and you start fucking with us There's a good chance There will be that resistance and try and shut down the shut down the main frame or whatever Whereas just lay low and it's fine. Yeah, human beings are good. Yeah, it's not like this ai wouldn't have access to a lot of our art That depicts us destroying the ai run amok So it'd be like the ai would watch a movie and be like, oh No, no, no, no. It's like this is deep in these humans
Starting point is 00:44:07 Uh, so I caught uh subconscious might as well just chill. They seem to hate each other Yeah, they're gonna kill themselves and then we can have our run of the place. All right. Yeah, that would be my theory The ai would be like dude. Have you guys met squirrels? They are fucking awesome. We're gonna save We're gonna let that we're gonna let the humans kill each other But the squirrels i'm gonna protect from the nuclear fallout and it's gonna be me It's gonna be squirrels. We're gonna have a great time. That's gonna be a bizarre ecosystem It's gonna be a bizarre ecosystem, but they will survive Absolutely, that would be great. Yeah, if they just create like habitats for squirrels. I was like, that's it
Starting point is 00:44:38 That's our end game. See now that might be the better way for ai to go is to create zoos or giant seed vaults Yeah, yeah, which we have and are contaminated. Yeah every time we every time they check on those they're like We're bad at this. Oh, we we left a canister open and now most of them are dead, but so much for an arc. Yeah Yeah, I mean it would be interesting like is there there would be a way for ai to Synthetically preserve all the species in the world in a way that we would be unable to do though. We claim we want to yeah We absolutely don't all right. We've just accidentally stumbled into a very optimistic version of what ai would do Anyway, there's this next clip is not so optimistic the problem with dammit The problem with people and ai is people are dumb right so they assume ai would be just as dumb right
Starting point is 00:45:27 We got a lot of clips to get through. Let's do it And so we've always broken down that it was the fbi the just department And the clintons and that's now all in the news today It's not really and we also know that from british intelligence Or is that like and others that talk to these folks And other other sources that have talked to them as well high level mi5 and mi6 Why would somebody from that bomb? Bond was completely fake
Starting point is 00:45:59 But also that it was us intelligence and So i'm gonna stop right there before he dropped a bomb on us. Uh, um It's not and it was the other paddock brother. Right. It was the fifth one. Yeah the bonus paddock the secret one Uh, the the what he's saying is patently just is demonstrably not true There are a lot of things that were in that steel dossier that have been proven true Yeah, well, and it's there the news story now is that the clintons the clinton campaign funded it or democratic operatives
Starting point is 00:46:32 Yeah, which which who fucking cares right it's who fucking cares But that that's also not news that broke like nine months a year ago No, we all we all knew if that if somebody is getting opposition research. It's probably the opposition Well, what the the the narrative and the timeline that has been clear for quite a while Was that it started as republicans paying for it as opposition research against trump Right and then uh, they stopped paying for it and he kept investigating on his own because he was fucking freaked out And then democrats paid rightfully. So right so all of this is not this isn't true Like he's saying he's saying that he has mi5 mi6 sources that are telling him it's all fake
Starting point is 00:47:14 Well, your sources can't be accurate then. Yeah, and also Non-existent right no one who is talking to you alex is actually from mi5 or mi6 They are very similar to our uh, robert steels right or that other guy. Who is that other fucking dude? That other fake cia guy he had on oh, yeah, I don't remember his name I don't remember anybody's name. I'm shocked that I remember robert steels name because he has He was recent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Um, he's about uh, oh the thing that probably might have to be funny If whenever he talks to trump, it's just roger stone doing an impression It's actually a tamonic. Yeah, it's yeah a tamonic part of your work for comedy central is trolling alex jones
Starting point is 00:47:55 Um, that'd be a good gig alex gets into another source of information here and it's incredibly uh problematic mercenary groups Already off to and I use that in the popular vernacular and I'm not saying that Actual contractors are mercenaries because they work for the u.s. government and they believe what they're doing Uh, that's I think that's an unfair assessment of at least the in the groups that work for the us mercenaries hold your hold your horses They were involved and when I tell you that people like eric prince were involved in some of the leaks The globalists and the clintons they already know that So if people ask me well, why are you more friendly towards, you know black water and all the rest of it, it's because
Starting point is 00:48:41 That group helped get the intel out that helped put president trump in to help turn the country around That's really bad. So fairly need to know that's frankly has been involved It's it it's probably not true, but no, but that's problematic. So, uh, alex There's some things you should know about black water They are horrible monsters. Oh, do you mean the war crimes? Well, one of the biggest ones is of course the nissau nissau or square massacre back in 2007 when Unprovoked they killed 17 civilians and injured 20 more when they just shot on a bunch of people Uh in response to that in 2014 four of their employees were tried and convicted in federal court
Starting point is 00:49:22 One of murder and three of manslaughter. Of course those charges have been overturned Because nothing nothing matters. No, they uh slaughtered civilians And that's only one of the instances that we know of yeah They are they are mercenaries in the worst sort of way the idea that you can just oh, they're private contractors Yeah, yeah, that's what a mercenary is a mercenary is a gun for hire That is what they are and that's really bad. It's scary as shit furthermore That's kind of what trump wants our army to be Yeah, and the idea that they had something to do with
Starting point is 00:50:01 clandestine things that got trumpeted Because alex's narrative is that the eric prince and black water was involved with leaking of hillary's emails and stuff Which is patently not true. No, of course, but it's another way around the russia thing And if you'll remember earlier on this year, it came out that eric prince was working on a back channel. Yes to uh to russia Yep, so This doesn't even like like a mercenary even if this was true That doesn't help the it wasn't russia argument. Yeah, but if you just say it was eric prince then his listeners are gonna be like Done
Starting point is 00:50:35 So i want to tell you a little bit more about eric prince. He's a fucking horrific human being an article from the nation in 2009 A former black water employee an x us marine who has worked as a security operative for the company Have made a series of explosive allegations in sworn statements filed on august 3rd in federal court in virginia The two men claim that the company's owner eric prince may have murdered or facilitated the murder of individuals Who are cooperating with federal authorities investigating the company the former employee also alleges that prince views himself as a christian crusader Tasked with eliminating muslims and the islamic faith from the globe That's a quote and that prince's companies encouraged and rewarded the destruction of iraqi life Which certainly uh is in line with the uh everything that we know about the nisour square massacre
Starting point is 00:51:23 In their testimony both men also alleged that black water was smuggling weapons into iraq One of the men alleges that prince turned to profit by transporting illegal or unlawful weapons into the country on prince's private planes They also charged that prince and other black water executives destroyed incriminating videos emails and other documents And have intentionally deceived the us state department and other federal agencies The identities of the two individuals were sealed out of a concern for their safety Yeah These allegations and a series of other charges are contained in sworn affidavits given under the penalty of perjury Filed late at night on august 3rd in the eastern district of virginia as part of a 70 page motion
Starting point is 00:52:01 By lawyers for iraqi civilians suing black water for alleged war crimes and other misconduct Susan berke a private attorney working in conjunction with the center for constitutional rights Is suing black water in five separate cases filed in the washington dc area They were recently consolidated before judge ts ellis of the eastern district of virginia for pretrial motions So there's I mean, there's a lot. There's a good thing that uh, that solved it. Yeah, absolutely That's you know, maybe that's why private contractors are bad is because they don't have any federal oversight They don't have to keep their records and they don't have to do any of those things They just can act pretty much with impunity under federal protection
Starting point is 00:52:44 Not oversight. And so and another thing I want to tip into here tip into whatever Uh, the the thing I want to touch on is that the uh, the Alex's new thing that he's playing with this fast and loose timeline that he has of the russia allegations and shit Is he's trying to say that uh, you know, hillary clinton Uh, it was accusing them of being russians because she was the yeah. Yeah He also claims that the clinton foundation was responsible for selling illegal guns into the middle east And it looks like there's some people who were on the inside were making that allegation about black water It seems like maybe there is
Starting point is 00:53:22 Almost all of alex jones' narratives appear to be masking or cover for other people within this christian white identity white supremacy movement That includes All of the characters that alex likes. Yep. Uh, and he just Pins the things that they are doing on other people Yeah, it's a very simple and effective strategy. It really seems like that I mean, and you even go you can go to the false flag narratives. That's just covering for white white terrorists
Starting point is 00:53:52 Well, all you're all you're doing is Uh, because now we have no shared reality You can create your own and your own reality tends to Follow along the lines of whatever it is you want to be true So if something actually is true, you just say the inverse of it and people will believe it Right, and then you accuse the other people of using that strategy Of course everyone who listens to you is too dumb to sort out and find facts and so they're just like Oh, yeah, that's what they do. But you know, it's not just it's not just dumb alex jones listeners. This is a an epidemic
Starting point is 00:54:24 Yeah, well, this is normal. Yeah, it is too confusing. Absolutely If you're not paying really really close attention to it You see that both sidesism which are our national media absolutely and you and the chat room accuse me of playing Not always No, it is it is something wherein a People just like with the climate change debate Having the debate itself on msnbc or something like that only obfuscates the issue further Of course
Starting point is 00:54:58 The idea that it's equal, you know, well, there are two sides to this. No, right there aren't I saw there aren't two sides to whether or not this is a table I saw some clip uh, that's so there was a going around twitter of somebody on one of these Talk shows one of these news shows saying that they believe in both sides of the argument and my response is that you can't You can't you cannot believe in both sides. They're mutually exclusive They have some good points. You're an idiot. That's my good point speaking of idiots. Yes Here's alex jones. Love that transaction. I told you he was trying to workshop a catchphrase Tagline for info wars news
Starting point is 00:55:37 Now that or the news now More or less more less and then he makes an uh, uh, he steps in something He he can't control himself He has a little bit of it like a turetsi moment where he says something and I think immediately realizes he shouldn't have get Today's news 10 months before info wars The standard of cutting edge Deep analysis deep sources
Starting point is 00:56:05 Now let's go to the bbc program. Oh, I've been on this guy's show that It's not good that It's not good is something he probably immediately was like I shouldn't have brought that out Because he's only been on one show on the bbc. Oh, yeah, it's a guy by the name of andrew neal I believe is his name. Uh, let's find out more about andrew neal He hosts the bbc sunday program sunday news program And here is two minutes of the end of alex jones' appearance on his program
Starting point is 00:56:38 Also, this is like a nine minute video you can find on youtube. It's worth it to watch the whole thing alex jones is just being a complete dick on the show and not letting the other guys talk They keep telling him like he gets to talk you stop. Yeah, shut the fuck up alex, right? Oh, look at a guy that talks to a lobbyist right when the real lobbyist is going on You're not going to dominate this. He gets to speak to it's not your own radio show. Uh Should we be worried about build a group at all? It's kind of yeah, it's mildly interesting the build a bird group and it feels doesn't it when you were talking about it And I've run a film slightly kind of out of date as belonging to the era when you couldn't yeah
Starting point is 00:57:13 When you couldn't even admit in parliament that there was a suce, you know When we called the head of mi5 m or whatever it was we called them we couldn't admit to these things And so to the extent that it seems like Jesus What was that a fact? People haven't been acclimated yet. Did you let him finish? We're in a police state. It's like 84 Listen, you guys just wouldn't normalize it. Would you let him finish? How come your hair if we're in a police state? They actually turned back some of my reporters But they didn't turn me back and I was told this because they didn't want to make a stink
Starting point is 00:57:40 Do you think the bbc's part of the build a bird group? Well, you know, winston smith did work here I mean, come on. Eric Blair worked here and that's what he said it was. Why do you think we've let you know? Why would we let you on that? Because you guys think that you can manage the whole thing and now our information's gotten too big I have three million radio listeners a day. That's a low number three million I get about it is a low number youtube views a month. That's a very conservative number I make films put them online for free. They can watch 40 million times like the obama deception And that's why because the establishment doesn't know what to do
Starting point is 00:58:13 Alex has this point and it's and it's an important one I would have say 10 years ago said listen to all this stuff He believes that people put cancer virus in Vaccine in order in order to create a eugenics program. That's what he that's what he believes We talk about medical discovery and we would have said and we would and I that's alex doing a british impression Yeah, I know that was that was very disrespectful. Yeah I would have said hey, that's kind of mad and so on and it's an interesting psychological phenomenon The problem is that conspiracy theories like this are believed are believed in hey, listen
Starting point is 00:58:45 I'm here to warn people you keep telling me to shut up. This isn't a game Okay, our government in the u.s. Is building fema camps. We have an india where they disappear people now You have this arrest for public safety life in prison. You are the worst person I've ever seen Off their heads disappear Oh He's pavlovian yelling info wars.com. It's shocking. He didn't mention brain force You're laughing over it. So I don't know if you heard it but on in the throwing out to commercial It was like we have an idiot on the program today
Starting point is 00:59:34 So actually that's that's a lot of fun. That is a lot of it's embarrassing for alex But actually andrew kneel right on brand for alex though. He nailed that interview in his mind Yeah, andrew kneel got a lot of blowback for this because of course because people In britain are not so into infotainment Especially in the news right and so there was a lot of like hey, why did you have him on? There's a lot of people who know a lot about bilderberg who aren't assholes who aren't idiots Right, you knew what he was going to do the pierce morgan interview had already happened at this point Yeah, you knew he was going to fucking scream and his argument was
Starting point is 01:00:08 There's a lot of people who listen to him and think that he is the voice of truth about bilderberg And he was in britain already. He was there to protest. So we had it We had him on there's a lot of people who believe him and he showed himself to be a fucking idiot Right that was sort of his approach to it and when asked about it. He actually tweeted out Uh at the moment alex jones knew he was no longer on air. He stopped. It's all an act Yeah, of course he did as soon as the cameras were off. He stopped screaming at them and it was probably like hey We did a great job. Yeah, of course. Yeah, we moved some product got some clicks. Right. Yeah, I did it I saved you. Yeah, well, that's the same thing that fucking larry nickel said to me
Starting point is 01:00:49 Really? Yeah, and whenever I was calling him before the show, he was like listen We're gonna get you some views and I'm like, fuck you. I doubt it larry. He's I fuck you. Yeah What a fucking asshole. No shit. So in this night, uh, I'm gonna skip this next clip because it's just him Reiterating that november 4th is going to be mass terror attacks from the left and what have you Uh, so we'll just skip ahead to this. I need this to be clear When I don't have a job I will be able to record things live And I will put together a super cut of every time alex comes in from break singing
Starting point is 01:01:23 No, not just singing. Okay, but when it's the cover of american band We're in american band because he gets fucking turbo charts during that he starts screaming like live from texas Like oh, yeah globalist. We're coming. We're an american band. It's it's nuts. Not good. Uh, so this is uh Right after he freaked out a little bit to american band and this is all I could get from the rebroadcast Yeah, uh, but here here's that if you just tuned in I feel like we ought to have champagne and I'm not a champagne man myself But I am on special occasions. I feel like we ought to be down at the local liquor store getting Dom Perignon But you do
Starting point is 01:02:06 because The globalists are being rounded everywhere and it's just it's it's it's it's turning From a stumbling route to just a headlong Before we can even get to them. They're just throwing themselves off cliffs. Sure Double fake laugh, I mean whoo fake it is good And it is nice and it is enjoyable to watch this happen. Great fake shot in Freud
Starting point is 01:02:36 What that's shot in Freud of a fake reality. It's interesting. It's uh, the dynamics are very bizarre How is it that they are always winning and yet always losing at the same time? It's very fascinating how he tries to play both sides of that narrative where it's like We are kicking ass so hard. We don't even have to kick ass now But that's how hard we're kicking ass But if you stop giving me money, we won't be able to kick any ass. We're going to lose the advantage real fast Absolutely. If you don't buy all of our shit. Oh, we're always on the edge. We're winning. We're kicking ass so hard Right. We're on the edge of losing though. Right. Even though we're so far kicking ass any moment
Starting point is 01:03:13 It's a constant game. He has to play or else everything falls apart. Yeah, the illusion goes away once it's like Oh, yeah, okay I mean if the reality was that all the globalists are falling over on their face without even being attacked or whatever Then people will be like, all right, we can stop listening. Let's go live our lives. Right, exactly No one wants to listen to this shit Like it's not like it's not like it's pleasant I think plenty of people watching his show are like, fuck. I wish I wasn't awake. Yeah, exactly I should have taken that blue pill. Yeah, no kid. His red pill sucks. Yeah makes you have weird hallucinations of jews
Starting point is 01:03:48 There is just so much going on here And you've got You've got all these republican senators that vote with the democrats and you've got that arrogant Jeff flake that again just a month ago I showed this video of him hanging out with the other rhinos and laughing and smiling and putting on a confidence game And bad malin trump And I said you watch he's gonna either not run for your election or he's gonna lose Because they know everyone hates them with their own polling numbers
Starting point is 01:04:22 And they know that they're completely out of fashion And that they can't engage in the election fraud they could before because trump's got a federal task force out with other private watch dogs Now watching the polls Committing election fraud. I mean, it's like bad folks It's bad for these scumbags And they don't know what to do now, right? I I agree with most of what he was saying He doesn't know why I agree with it But I think he might be right on a lot of that
Starting point is 01:04:54 So chris kobach is the uh guy who's in charge of a lot of this uh voter stuff for trump And it bears noting that the aclu has four lawsuits against him Uh currently for voter suppression issues, of course, and he has been cited and that's his entire job Is to make sure that as few black people and as few uh poor You know democrats or whomever right get to vote and as much as alex jones pretends that he doesn't know that That's what the game is. He knows what that's what the game is. He's hiding his how can you not know that that's what the game is What kind of idiot would not understand that immediately his callers You should listen to some of these dicks. Really? Yeah, buddy. Let it let it a lot a lot of south gentleman twang
Starting point is 01:05:39 I would say a lot of hillbilly a hill folk um, so alex, uh, you know He's he's dumb and uh, unfortunately the voter suppression stuff will get worse And because it'll get worse A lot more of these trump type Politicians are going to end up winning of course and alex will see well We've already got too many of them as it is right now alex will see that as Evidence that the system is working appropriately because he believes that his ideology is the most popular when we're when we're suppressing the people
Starting point is 01:06:11 I disagree with voter suppression is great. Yeah, and it's it's not there. Yeah, it's not There's no way because we're we're so right. We don't even need those voters. Right. They're probably liars anyway Anyway, who knows if they're even citizens. Do you check two id's? Absolutely So two id's that people can't gain A lot of a lot of you know We're we're pretty clear that russia did some stuff The extent of it is unclear. They did enough Um, at very least alex jones loves russia. We know that we have uh, we suspiciously
Starting point is 01:06:45 We found evidence of him believing that uh, Putin is going to save the world basically Yep, he's compared him to christ in the past. He made an agreement that is essentially treason with the us military We uh, have a clip of him admitting to speaking with russian intelligence True or false and uh, that makes it alarming that he Still talks all the time about how great russia is like we had a clip a couple days ago from Present day of him talking about how great. Putin is he constantly reports on Putin press conferences and stuff like that
Starting point is 01:07:21 Is if he was our president quite frankly Yeah, um, and so he's much nicer and that's why this next clip troubles me Last night we went out to a restaurant that was pretty good called russian house I obnoxiously wore my red white and blue Uh, handkerchief Uh, this is a joke russian food is the best totally, but this is such an amazing time to be alive and to watch them try to Spin this now Is absolutely hilarious
Starting point is 01:07:53 To try to Spin arizona jeff flake announces He will not seek reelection for us senate and then cnn spins it jeff flake just flew a kamikaze mission against donald trump I want to take a pause here and just tell the chat room. I I uh, I respect the hillbilly I come from central missouri. I know I know that hillbilly hillfolk is in his blood Yeah, I know it's a maligned population and I don't want to feed into that As everybody knows dan is hillfolk royalty. Absolutely. My grandparents
Starting point is 01:08:26 Fought in the civil war for the hillfolk. The other thing is I don't they were the third side. I don't think it's in this clip I think it was at another point in the episode alex gets on this whole thing about respecting kamikaze pilots All right, like jeff flake thinks he can call himself a kamikaze pilot those kamikaze pilots had honor It's so whoa that whole fucking narrative is Is making me furious right now because these these fucking idiots are like hey Because he's not seeking reelection. He's finally able to talk about what all the republicans on the house are talking about right And then you go look at his votes and you're like you're still doing this shit Yeah, you're still voting to gut the consumer financial protection bureau
Starting point is 01:09:06 You're still voting to do all of these horrible things just like trump fucking wants you to But you're getting all these headlines like jeff flake. Could he be the next hero? Fuck off Yeah, you're trying fucking die. You're trying to give yourself a really nice parachute to come out of the office Yeah, absolutely. It's like mccain with the saving obama care vote. It's fuck you Yeah, and then doing other bad stuff. Anyway, let's go back into this clip alex went to a russian restaurant Yeah, him A party in trump. No, it's that he's a loser That he's a fraud that is voting records a joke. Do you guys agree in it their days of globalism and screw in this country over
Starting point is 01:09:46 Unopposed are over So we're gonna get to more of that in a moment, but here's a little joke video the video is more powerful in the audio You go to my twitter real alex jones. I tweeted it out comedy little joke video we shot Last night there conservative surrounded by the russian and soviet era Festoonery I like that word festoonery. So the video of it is not worth finding But it is millie weaver alex some other girl sitting down at a table No with two dudes who I don't know who they are and darya his russian employee standing behind him
Starting point is 01:10:24 And uh, that's all you need to know. There's nothing visually appealing about it Right one of the dudes standing up has one of those russian hats with flaps. That's it. Right. That's all that's going on So here it is We pledge allegiance to comrade putin and his great Minion donald j trump who make america great again We pledge this plan to destroy the americans to save their economy and their people and their border and their military Hail putin. Hail russia. We will never surrender Ah
Starting point is 01:11:06 Huge Double fake laugh. That's good, isn't it? Oh boy, that's not good. Why do you think that's good because he has no bit there. He has no sense of humor That's why he thinks it's comedy. He thinks it's he thinks it's parody. He thinks it's uh Uh satire man. Yeah Pretty wild. It is it. Do you think that's part of conservative ideology? Uh, not being able to uh, uh make a joke Yeah, I do. It has to be I well because a big part of it seems to be Rooted and feeling left out
Starting point is 01:11:43 And if you don't get jokes or you're not able to piggyback on jokes, it's very alienating Right. I know that from being around a lot of comedians who I don't vibe with, you know I don't I don't yeah We don't have the same sense of humor and sometimes it can be really tough I'm around like four people who have the same sense of humor and uh, I just can't get in on it I would want to destroy them Or at very least I would vote against them. Yeah, that's true I would probably create a party that uh disagreed. I wouldn't do that
Starting point is 01:12:13 But you know what I mean, I do there is a sense of alienation There's been plenty of uh, you know, usually one of the best parts of uh, road gigs with other comics is you just fucking Uh, you know, you riff while you're driving. Yeah, and they're then I've had or complain Yeah, right, right. All right, but you all you all kind of get the get the feel I've had road trips though recently with a couple comics where it's like What's your favorite holiday and you're like fucking kill yourself You're not a comedian if you're if you ever ask somebody that's the first date kind of in the cards Yeah, yeah, if you ask that question genuinely, no, right my favorite holiday is go fuck yourself get out of this car
Starting point is 01:12:50 Mine's Thanksgiving. Oh Anyway, coming up soon. Here's another clip that sort of has to do with russia and then alex makes a bizarre admission You know, I had a lot of family that was involved in the cold war actions Against the russians and you know, it's really sad to realize that the same leftist globalist banks publicly this is in the history books finance the disease of communism and What history books into russia And then used it as this
Starting point is 01:13:24 While we were being destroyed by the very same ideology here has Let's see all that is coming to a big screeching halt Briefly not give me money. It's so simple Um, george soros affiliated grips are suing me And i'm not going to get into all of it and they're suing roger stone. I'm in a group founded by obama and you know It it causes issues now I could get private equity money from four or five groups that have offered it to us But then there's all the
Starting point is 01:13:54 Legalities of that and and about and if I have to I mean, I will I'll take russian money to fight against but I'd rather just completely do it in-house selling products But they are trying to destroy us and I fight back That's why I'm hiring more people more crew great people amazing folks. No, I'm gonna try to hire red pill black. She's amazing All this what but I need money She's a youtube, uh personality red pill black. She's a black lady that talks about being red pilled I guess I don't know all I know about her is they play a clip During their commercials right they they need to fill their commercial time on the live stream
Starting point is 01:14:33 And they have no commercials other than alex jones shit. So they play like clips from uh past episodes There's a interview with her where she's talking about. I think it was zoe quinn I'm not entirely sure it was one of the women involved in gamer gait one of the victims Oh, okay Now you just made me think of plenty You can't say That Anyway, uh the one of the people I think I I don't know I don't remember which person
Starting point is 01:15:06 There was one of the targets of the gamer gait stuff, right? She contacted this red pill black, uh lady and was like hey, you are going to get uh, You know, you're speaking out about stuff online Just be aware that you're going to get attacked by a bunch of dudes. Yeah dudes are going to come and Start harassing you right and then a bunch of dudes did start harassing her who would have guessed And her interpretation of it was that uh zoe quinn or whoever the person was is causing. Yes, of course Of course because she wouldn't team up with them. It was retaliation to take her out So she's sick to troll army of dudes right and then that that's what woke her up
Starting point is 01:15:49 That's the only clip I've heard of her but it seems like a Uh, the little bit of fallacious thinking that is stupid. It's wild that poor God she could have had the moment Possibly she could have been there. She could have just turned that switch and instead she went further towards that Stupid at the same time. It's kind of smart. I mean you make a niche for yourself Uh, there is a big market of these trump weirdos who need new personalities. That's true. Uh, anyway, uh, let's get to the rest of this About alex getting sued or scroll it back a tiny bit here Our red pill black. She's amazing
Starting point is 01:16:26 all this But I need money because i'm looking at the budget. I've not paid myself this year. I'm not complaining about that Uh, you know, I put some money away just so I can handle lawsuits and you know deals stuff But for me wealth is about a car that runs good shelter not having to worry about money, but money's not my god It's the globalist god. They want to make us all poor so they can control us that way I want to make us all wealthy and successful and independent, but also altruistic and chivalrous I need funding. So he says I need money like three times a day. I haven't taken a salary or anything like that Um, yeah, uh in this next clip. We already had the beginnings of it
Starting point is 01:17:04 alex jones is a little bit weird in this episode at the beginning there was some strangeness and here is where he kicks it into Legit esoteric shit. He actually finally makes the esoteric jump These evil people think getting rid of ethics is cool and fun and that it's you know neat to do whatever you want you get rid of the The doors on the submarine You get rid of the bulkheads on the spaceship The wavelength telling us to kill ourselves is not human And it's not cool
Starting point is 01:17:42 And whatever this experiment is It's real. It's not simulated And you're part of it And it's so fantastical. Why would you care what other people thought about you? Why would you care whether you got a crappy car a new car? Why would you care about anything when you're on a planet? Orbiting a big giant nuclear explosion Mm-hmm It's not and you don't know where we came from or what's going on
Starting point is 01:18:15 Watch out watch out, but you look at the purity of a man and a woman together and a child life and all around us and just the incredible intelligence that built all this And then gave us consciousness And gave us free will Rush and gave us the stars We do not own the stars. No, this is all for us. They're mostly dead. Yeah, the whole thing folks
Starting point is 01:18:46 We can transmit out the space forever and they're getting some signals back Not true by other folks with their tinker toys Because see My gut tells me this is kind of like a race Wow See this is just the start This is just level one all of us
Starting point is 01:19:11 That's what it is, isn't it? Level one And are we gonna pass level one? Oh boy, you pass level one Level two That little G That goes up to big G And then you realize you're really a little G
Starting point is 01:19:38 When you're standing next to the big G The original gangster that ruined it The dumb ass devil Can't even take control of us But thinks he's got control of god. What a loser A cosmic loser That guy knew that this was stupid. Yeah, and he was like we're gonna play some dumb music behind him He might as well have played Yackety sex right and this is one of those moments where like it's clear that
Starting point is 01:20:14 like Getting into this mode this esoteric mode. It really takes it out of alex. Yeah, because he is this is after he is Oh, no, this is before He interviews this guy from devos this guy was the turncoat from devos. Okay And uh, you know, he so he does this this ramp up of like This is level one That sort of thing he does this interview that goes on like 40 minutes or something like that And then he's destroyed for the rest of the show. Yeah, the rest of the show. He is just like
Starting point is 01:20:46 Like he's in he's he has no energy. I thought about the universe. Leave me alone. He came he's just done Yeah, I think the third hour he he might have had a guess to cancel or level three Right could be he tries to take calls and it's it's not great. Uh, but uh before he does he that's okay level one That's that's the life we live now earth level two space you get to god you get to the big g I assume that's what he means. Right. I would I would hope so. Yeah, I don't know what the little g is though I don't either God on capitalized. Okay
Starting point is 01:21:26 All right, so you're god on capitalized. Sure. We're all god in some ways. We're right pieces of god Perhaps that's what he's saying. Okay. So then you get to level two. He does have this sort of gnostic flavor Yeah, that's a lot of his beliefs. So right it's possible that he believes that we are all but splinters of god Right. Well, at least the people who are the members of the tribe the descendants of the tribes of israel Certainly, right? Only 144,000 are gonna get home But alex jones, I mean he believes that he's related to bedford forest and the tutors and that's true mayflower people Of course, he believes he's one of them. Do he does he that's a little g does he think all of them made it up to level two?
Starting point is 01:22:03 What does that mean? I mean all of his ancestors. No, they're waiting for us to make it to level two so they can come along Oh boy, okay. Okay. All right, but see the thing I the thing I think that bothers me most Is that if there's a level one and a level two, right? That implies that there is a level three as well Right. So what's level three? Is that god with a really big g? Huge just the biggest g biggest fucking g you imagine Why and why would you want to Stand next to god if all that's gonna happen is you're just gonna realize how little you are Well, no, that's the experience. Yeah, but it seems kind of it seems kind of anticlimactic to me
Starting point is 01:22:47 I I think that no, that's you experiencing your true self and uh, because Nah, that's just a feeling of inadequacy all eternity. No, because it's not because the little g that's in you is part of the big g That is that so it isn't you're just the big g too. Well, of course you are None of this means anything. Well, of course it does Of course, there's a level three. I think that you're actually looking at this wrong. Okay level two Okay, how am I looking at this wrong? Well, I think he's talking about g's in terms of like, I think he means god Yes, uh, the chat room thinks it means g spot. Okay, that's a good one. I'm entirely I think it means the uh, the Force of gravity take off the list of people. I think are reasonable the chat room
Starting point is 01:23:32 Now we're gonna go, you know, really human beings can only survive like at most 10 g's So that's true. You make out a big g levels. Yeah, you make that a big g. We're talking Well, okay, so I think that's a google of g's level one. I think he's just talking about type. He's just talking to civilizations No, he's not talking about one civilization level two is type two. That's what I think he's talking about. I disagree I don't think he understands that classification. I don't think I've ever heard him say michio kaku But now I want to yeah, that'd be fun. Um, so before he gets to Like a complete I'm checked out. I'm over this kind of thing He's got to talk a little bit of news
Starting point is 01:24:13 And this is what he chooses. Oh, that's right. There is news still this is what he chooses to cover though The bullying and the globalist is coming to an end We've got to do challenges ahead of us though and we're not out of this battle yet We've turned the tide thanks to god's good gracious and your prayers Here is Nancy Pelosi and I don't celebrate people being seen. Oh, I love old folks Great when they're awakened patriots are the best people but when they're evil, they're really nasty But the crypt keeper as I call her Nancy Pelosi So here is a cringe worthy compilation radio. It's really scary tv. It's horrifying
Starting point is 01:24:45 Uh, so info wars dot com for his last show if you want to watch the free feed as we somal cast the radio show Here is the cringe worthy compilation Yesterday we did not have the majority But we have the gavel Excuse me, we don't have the gavel So at that that's the compilation. No, it goes much longer, but it's all those just the same thing Yeah, yeah bush instead of she makes she makes a small misstatement and he's like we got her she's senile Yeah, and so that we're noise is slowed down
Starting point is 01:25:32 Of just her face and then doesn't she's laughing on yeah, yeah, of course But she's laughing nervously because I've just misspoke right and I would I'd like to make a very specific argument at alex very specific Were she senile she would not be able to recognize that she had just misspoke She would not be able to try and save it with we have our own gavel She would not be able to do that if she was senile if she was really her brain eroding like alex thinks She was fucking misspoke. It's no big deal furthermore alex Do you want us to put together a super cut of your dumb bullshit slowed down with his fake crying and shit
Starting point is 01:26:10 Because it'd be about a million hours long. Yeah, it would be as long as this podcast. Yeah Um, but I and hey guess what? We have no interest in defending Nancy Pelosi. None. We just have a our argument with your tactics Yeah, so I think Nancy Pelosi is shit, but whatever. Yeah So fuck off alex. You do hate old people, especially when they're women Absolutely with you. Uh, this is just to cleanse our palette before we get into some bad stuff in the future Oh, no, you know, they got baby shark They got mama shark feet feet feet feet daddy shark
Starting point is 01:26:48 We'll be right back. That might be my new favorite thing Daddy shark Uh, so somehow even when he's talking about sharks, he's a little bit sexist a little So, uh, I told you this is gonna get ugly and uh, here's some uh, here's the beginning of the ugliness. Yeah you got the Stupid actresses that get Oh, we're already off to about this. It's a stupid Well-meaning people that are dumb enough to get the orbit of the bushes
Starting point is 01:27:16 And then wonder why their butts get grabbed great. So, uh, that's the beginning of it Hey, you know whose fault everything is women Well, at least it's women's fault. It's the victim's fault. No, she shouldn't have you shouldn't go You shouldn't dress like that. You shouldn't go anywhere near the bushes, which fucking Maybe that's true. Maybe that's true. But for different reasons. Yeah, exactly different reasons. Don't go near How do you that's such a unjustifiable Not great. Fuck you. It gets worse. So he stops
Starting point is 01:27:48 Attacking victims now in this next uh, in this next. Oh, I don't you are a victim Right and he just had it's your fault then that you got sexually assaulted by those fucking producers. Fuck you out I think he actually might be okay with saying I actually think so too. He's out of touch with everything Yeah, but he just had millie weaver on a couple days ago talking about how she was Yeah, uh, exploited as she put it right and uh, one of the things that she said Very specifically was we need real men to not blame women Good job, alex. Great work, millie. Uh, so, uh, like I said, he he's He says he's gonna take calls, but it's clear that he's just in no shape to take calls
Starting point is 01:28:27 Yeah, maybe they did go run out and get champagne or something, but he's just like I don't think they would get champagne and I gotta say this If I were him, I wouldn't want to take calls either. His callers are terrible. They're awful. They're a disaster So instead It's hard to take a caller when you're uh, when your callers are generally going to be like now Here's why the jews are at fault and you're like, oh, I'm trying not to Alex I have pictures of the inside of your house. Yeah Oh, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. So, uh, this is what he does instead, which is not great
Starting point is 01:29:01 Folks, I'm not trying to be mean but if you're watching us on tv during the break We've got cnn fox news all the establishment media on the control room I saw barbara bush one of the daughters. This is jenna and barbara And you got to know that tv adds 10 15 pounds on you She looks like skeletor And then she's like a scary doll I saw daria back there in the coffee room. We were back there getting coffee. I said oh, she looks creepy
Starting point is 01:29:29 She was yeah, she looks like a horror doll like a female chucky here. Let's roll some of it And you got to see it from the side to go ahead of chucky And then you look at her. I mean it is just like skin is glued on To her skull And it's just very very frightening Jenna, you know looks like a woman. She doesn't and then you got perino that uh Perino over there
Starting point is 01:29:58 She looks pretty anorexic but a little bit of muscle I mean, is this what they've done to them as they've taught them to like be skeletons I just keep seeing george w bush in her though There's nothing grosser And then no perino went around to just this disgusting woman Disgusting people seriously Wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole Would touch it with your 10 foot pole great
Starting point is 01:30:21 So instead of dealing with anything you don't need polls instead of Like taking any calls. He just ends up insulting the appearance of women. He sees on tv. That sounds right. That seems exactly right And you see how fucking like You're ugly Gross wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole He's just asleep at the wheel. It's such it's such a he's just waiting until the fucking paul joseph watson takes over the fourth hour That's all he's doing. He's killing time. It's insane Anyway, what are you saying? I can't do I can't do that
Starting point is 01:30:53 It's so it's so pathetic. You can't kill time. No. Well, no, I can do that quite well. Sure. I watch bobs burgers We'll whatever productive when we need when we need to kill time. We're not gonna just be like, uh We gotta talk about this guy. We're just gonna play bobs burgers episodes. Sure. That makes sense. Yeah Um, i'm sure we can get the rights to that. No, I just I just can't do that whole Like I just don't even want to be a part of that because the easy response is of course It's a fat fucking pig that's gonna start talking shit about women on tv But that's stupid and counterproductive. It's just dumb. It's all just dumb We're america. We're the fattest nation on earth. We just gotta let that go at a certain point
Starting point is 01:31:40 It's like, yeah, we're all disgusting weirdos human beings are gross mammals are horrifying. We all fuck. It's weird. Who cares All right, I'm angry great. I don't even know where to direct my anger. It's something so stupid and yet so offensive to me I'm not gonna accept your anger. I'm going to tell you to put the mic down for this Uh, but just look at that little narcissistic bobble head. Oh, it's still about the bush daughter. Ugh Ugh wonder of The bushes fake road carried out their family trade on those girls They probably passed over them didn't they?
Starting point is 01:32:20 They never pull a skull and bones on them That's for other people's kids We're gonna go ahead and go back to your phone calls now I'm gonna pause right here for a second because that that uh exorcist music or that you know, that spooky music that Started playing And uh, alex looked to the side like really pissed off. He just looked like he didn't like that. He's like The fuck are you guys you guys fucking with me? I'm trying to get really creepy about the bushes molesting their daughters You fucking play halloween music at me. What the you just get it was a complete side-eye like holy shit
Starting point is 01:33:05 Also, there's no way that I would want to be the caller immediately after I wonder if the bush has raped their own children. Well, let's see what that caller does. Oh, no Let's go ahead and talk to betsy in california. You're on the air. Go ahead This is i'm in arizona Okay, I I love you. No, go ahead. Atlanta, arizona looks the same on the board 20 feet away. Go ahead So also he said california, but be that as it may see now
Starting point is 01:33:39 Okay, well, I'm of course in arizona where just like and mccain all reside but There is something with the bushes and the mit romney That while during the primaries I was researching that if you go to uh, the stories on the marriott family They're supposedly the marriott mafia of the west that nobody gets to be president unless you shake their hands in utah, you know And uh, what's happened? I looked up the board members and we've got the romney's We've got the bushes all connected to this western mafia
Starting point is 01:34:15 Now let's take a step back and realize that mid romney never was president And uh bush didn't even make it out of the primaries this time around so your argument is a little bogus And yet at the same time you make the point you should be making what is Billionaires billionaires run elections This is an issue. It is maybe that's something that you should explore further I'm guessing she crushes it and points out that income inequality is a huge issue We need to redistribute wealth. We need to have a stronger labor market We all need to get together and support each other. We have to have
Starting point is 01:34:55 Very high taxes on the wealthy in the estate tax that should be fucking 95 percent Furthermore, we should reinstitate re-institute the new deal as well as dealing with all of what? None of this stuff. No, that happened. Oh god. Oh while you were yelling and ranting I did just come up. That's the name of our book by the way while you're yelling and yeah Yeah, yeah, that's that's the your memoir of this show I I did come up with a way to save the world Okay, and it's a new game show raptors. No, it's a new game show. Raptors could be involved They're in play. They could make an appearance, but they'd probably just be backstage hanging out
Starting point is 01:35:33 Okay, right with their weird Malaysian sounding names. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, uh, no, it would be called deal or new deal I Think that was the right response But now Now you get a glimpse into what's going on in my head while you go on these rants The rants that I agree with I'm like, all right Uh, but but anyway deal or deal or new deal
Starting point is 01:36:08 I would uh, you should not have repeated it. I enjoyed it It would involve Howie Mandel again, of course, because he's so good He's gonna put a little thing on his head and blow it up with his nose, right? Uh, that's what passed for comedy in the It's a condom, right? No. No. No. No. It was the glove. Oh, it was a glove. That's right. Yeah It was the latex glove. He might have done a condom later I seemed to have a visual of that. Anyway, Howie Mandel would be involved I think you're just making fun of him because he lost all his hair and instead of the banker It would be the state that would call and give you an offer. Okay for a uh, program like a state
Starting point is 01:36:42 For a works progress administration Okay, all right. What's in that briefcase? Is it new? Saved it. Hey, are we gonna fund this uh, a small playwriting company? Deal or new deal. I don't know It could work. All right. All right That's a that's a post. That's the running man is what you just made up. Yeah more relaxed. Yeah. Anyway, just because I want to hear this one more time Yeah, they got baby shark
Starting point is 01:37:13 They got mama shark beat beat beat beat daddy shark Welcome to deal or no deal. That's gonna be our theme song dealer new deal Daddy shark So anyway, that's the end of the show Oh Fair so wait, we're not gonna listen to the end of what uh, Arizona lady had to say Uh, no, she was from California. First of all, okay, or she wasn't or she was from Atlanta Possibly, they're all very close on the map. Absolutely. Uh, no, I don't have the rest of that call. It was boring. Yeah
Starting point is 01:37:48 Alex just ended up talking about like the bushes suck. Yeah, he was in that mode where he can't even like right Everybody's molesting children. I don't know And so he just he just landed the plane as terribly as he could and Paul just Watson took over the fourth hour and I turned that baby off So Alex, I mean, we have a couple things that are wrong here. We have one new very delightful sound but Don't be surprised if that makes return. Oh, I will not be surprised. Um, but oh, you know, all in all Andy and kansas, you're on the Or it could end up being part of the next foreign policy wonka sound bite
Starting point is 01:38:28 Jesus Christ, eventually that's going to be 25 minutes long. Ideally. Yeah. So, um, If you want to check us out our website is knowledge fight.com. Absolutely You can follow us on twitter at knowledge underscore fights. We are at facebook Uh, book. Oh man, we almost got out of it. No Download us on itunes. Go to the itunes. Yeah, find knowledge fight You can type in I think the last time I typed it in if you go to KNOWL We show up like 15th on the list
Starting point is 01:39:00 We're right there. Anything less than that l though. We're nowhere to be found. We're getting traction. Absolutely. Great suggestion from uh, brian in the chat room ringtones ring Remember that ringtones were a big thing. Yeah. Oh my god. Do you remember so, uh, the uh, the 36 mafia They started out, uh, the ringtone company. No, they started out dope boy fresh The song is uh, uh, academy award winners Then in their next song they started out 36 mafia number one ringtone I love it. That's that's an interesting boast. Yeah, sure. You gotta brag about something. Yeah. Yeah I would love if everybody around the country had
Starting point is 01:39:43 Schoolboy q of course, uh, sold dope at 14. Uh, 36 mafia number one ringtone number one ringtone Gotta brag about something. Yeah, absolutely. So we will be the number one ringtone podcast in america by the end of the month Absolutely. We got a week. Uh, we got a week. Yeah. Now we got five days at most. No, we don't. Yeah. Anyway This has been fun. This has been fun. You know, it's not fun Dead air You have to say it so I don't say why do I have to when have we ever successfully done this bit first off Because I have a new line at the end I okay. So now it's all on me. I have to do the whole bit now. Well, no, we can all right
Starting point is 01:40:27 We could do the bit and let me tell you do it in any way we want, but you have to say Our uh, well, we can't say the number one catchphrase The next ringtone 10 months before Uh, you're a ringtone today. Yeah, uh, no, it's I mean, there's there's just this guy and I'm reminded of him now Every time I come here does the bliss help at all. It did not help at all didn't help you get this guy out of your head No, it didn't even help me
Starting point is 01:41:00 avoid turning around and looking at the grossest reminder of who This monster is I'm thinking about having having him play the the state in uh dealer new deal See if we can get him out of that attic The state Let me tell you something dan. I just want to let this man know That john rapaport can go fuck himself may the wolf choke on his flesh Andy and cans was sure on the air. Thanks for holding
Starting point is 01:41:31 So, Alex, I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you

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