Knowledge Fight - #987: December 4, 2024
Episode Date: December 9, 2024In this installment, Dan and Jordan check in to enjoy some high quality time wasting from Alex, some predictions about false flags, as well as some top notch AI videos....
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I'm Jordan.
We're a couple dudes that like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a
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Jordan.
Quick question for you.
What's your bright spot today, buddy?
Why don't you go first?
My bright spot is my wife.
My wife is my bright spot.
So I will tell you why.
Wife guy Jordan.
I'm going to tell you why.
She plots for my happiness at all times But so well, I don't know maybe two years ago, right?
We had a bean bag and we had to get rid of it for I suppose adult reasons
Whatever it was. She told me was the truth, right?
And so we got a couch
Back couch. No, no just like an adult person couch that sits people but I don't I just it's not a couch for me
We can't both sit on it. It's it's the way I sit. So for about a couple of years, I've been
sitting on the floor, right? Cause that's just, I think everybody who listens to this
show probably assumed that. Yeah, yeah. So I've been sitting on the floor and I was having
a great day Saturday and she tricked me into going to a, uh, going out of business furniture
sale thing.
You're gonna say she tricked you into going to the vet.
No, no, no, there's a, wow, maybe.
There's a going out of business sale,
everything must go, furniture, got a chair.
Straight up chair, good chair for super cheap, fantastic.
Nice.
Had such a good experience. It took, uh,
as long as it normally takes me to buy something, which is we walked in and I was like that
one and then we walked out. Uh, it was great. It was just a delightful experience. So now
you've got a chair. Uh, no, it'll be delivered someday. Oh, I hope you're still sitting on
the floor. Well, I'll be sitting on the floor for a while. It takes me two years of sitting
on the floor to earn the chair
That's what I feel like. I feel like in order to appreciate the chair
I need to spend two years on the floor. Sure. Yeah, that makes sense
deprivation provides
Enjoying the thing. Are you cold stand outside come back in you'll feel a lot warmer, right? Yep. How about you?
What's your bright spot? Um, I guess it's not so much a bright spot as a like
character consistency moment
Okay, I still don't have a good coat
Well, no, I threw away my old coat that had a tear in the back
Oh, I recall that coat that I didn't realize had a tear in the back for probably a year
I don't know why but I just I assumed you knew so I never told you. Yep. Yep
That's how things don't get noticed cuz it's on my back. Yeah. Well, you know what it is what it is
So then I got a cheap coat
Just sort of as a fill-in and it's pretty good like terms of breaking some wind and what have you, but it is not
good when it's like five degrees out.
No, no, no, no.
Not that kind of coat.
I still need to...
I'm sort of using this bright spot to make a note for myself.
I like that.
That I need to get a coat.
I like that.
So, you know, when I want to remember something or like see or something into my mind, I write
it down.
You listen back to these when you're editing it.
So this is like a reminder to you,
you're giving yourself voice memos through the show.
But the irony is that someone, I done this before,
and that someone sent in as a bright spot,
trying to remind me to buy a coat,
and I still have not done it.
Somebody said a note in their calendar
to remind themselves to remind you to buy
A car is like a mental block or something to me buying a coat
This is what I'm saying you got it you got to you got to become a wife guy
You got to get a wife. I think we're doing a seven wives for seven brothers thing. That's what we're doing next
Is that how I get a coat? I'm assuming so. That's how I get most of my stuff.
Alright.
I guess I'm gonna go force a marriage somehow.
I think it's a good idea.
I think it's a good idea.
Really jump feet first into it so I can get a coat.
There's TV shows you can jump on.
That's true.
Yeah, see?
Yeah.
Done.
Alright.
That's what I'll be doing.
TV shows.
So today we have an episode to go over Jordan.
Yep. We're gonna be talking about December 4th, okay 2024 alright 12 for 24 is that a wasn't there a thing that was supposed to happen on a 12 for one time?
Maybe 12 for 12. No, that was 12 12 12 12
No, that was 12 21 12 was the end of the world right right right right? Yeah
I always forget when the world or 7th was Pearl Harbor
Right cuz that we watched the episode of Time Tunnel.
Yeah, so we know that for sure.
We know that for sure.
No, there was nothing super eventful that was supposed to happen on that day and nothing
happens that's that eventful on Alex's show.
Bad I believe.
But we're going to talk about it anyway.
But first, let's take a little moment to say hello to some new wongs.
That's a great idea.
So first, just joined at the Wongt tier after months of listening so I can challenge Jordan
to first to five in Sparkling Zero!
Also love the content and listening as you guys debunk Mr. Jones.
Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk.
I'm a policy wonk!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Next, shoutout from Joel to my sister Eve, the number one devil worshipping globalist
controlled evil mantis in my heart.
Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk. I'm a in my heart. Thank you so much for now policy wonk
I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Thank you next Joel
I'm sorry I sold all your guy rides to play to pay rent that raccoon had my balls in a vice
Thank you so much for now policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much
Is that a reference to something sometimes? I feel like we people just be completely different languages using the same. Sure.
Yeah.
I have no idea.
No clue what that means.
We got a technocrat in the mix Jordan, so thank you so much to Knowledge Fight kept
me sane during my big dumb unemployment arc.
And now that it's over here somebody thank you so much you're now a technocrat.
I'm a policy wonk.
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So here we have we start off. Yes, and Alex spends
About the first hour of the show probably rambling.
Just dicking around.
Well no, aggressively ranting about how the globalists are trying to pre-program so they
can do civil unrest and false flags and all this.
It's kind of exhausting.
And I said they'll also try to pull the rug out from the economy, which they're doing
and I've got that today. But I also said the pre-programming is not clear. It's 100 percent
crystal. So it's not my opinion that they are everywhere and they're intensifying it
out of the blue with no evidence saying white supremacist armies are going to kill migrants in mass. And they're going to kill migrants
in mass with no evidence saying
white supremacist armies. Are
going to blow up the power grid
working with Trump and the
Russians and the FBI leads
mentally ill people and then
bust them in the process to
create the illusion that's
real. Literally synthetic.
Completely manufactured. And they're going to kill migrants in mass once Tom Homan goes out and starts arresting the illegal alien smugglers and the rest of them.
And I told you you'd see the mayors and people say we're going to physically resist them and they're going to try to get civil unrest going.
So if you're a regular listener, you're like, we already know this. We've heard this 100 times.
Well, we're not just here to know interesting information. We're here as Paul Revere's.
That means you. The resistance.
Populist the American people
and others around the world.
Everybody's affected by this.
As goes America, so goes the
world. That they are 100%
planning mass attacks, mass shootings, bombings of illegal aliens
as soon as Trump gets in. They are 100% going to hit the power grid and blame Trump supporters.
They're already doing it. They are 100% going to blow up a big black church or a
the screen for the political persecution and the shift of America to total totalitarianism. Here's the good news though.
We've got their plan.
We're going to stop it.
Good news.
If you raise the alarm, it's up to you.
Debatably, that's great news.
I'm stoked.
Sure.
So we talk about this a bit, but the dynamic here is that Alex knows that people on his
side of the fence are not going to be satisfied with whatever Tom Homan does in terms of deportations.
And there's a pretty decent chance they'll feel entitled to take matters into their own hands a little bit.
Vigilantism makes sense when you're fighting against human traffickers trying to invade
the country, and these people would have good reason to believe that Trump would pardon
them for any crimes they might commit in the process of protecting the United States.
That's all fine, and Alex's entire goal here is just to protect his business from
the possible
association he could end up having with someone who kills a bunch of Hispanic people.
What I'm confused about, though, is how this doesn't connect with the shooting of Brian
Thompson, the UnitedHealthcare CEO.
At about 6.45 the morning of this episode, a guy who was dressed in what Alex would describe
as an Antifa uniform shot and killed the CEO CEO of UnitedHealthcare and then just disappeared.
The shooter had written a message on the bullet casings that made it very clear that this
was a targeted killing inspired by UHC's practice of avoiding paying out claims for insurance.
In the aftermath of the shooting, which was caught on surveillance video, people on social
media from all sides of the political spectrum clowned on the CEO who had just been killed.
I'm sure that reaction wasn't universal, but it was far more broad than I've seen
in the past.
There was very little concern for this crime having been committed because on some visceral
level a ton of people felt like this was basically a justified act.
This insurance company made a practice of trying as hard as they could to not pay for
people's treatments in the pursuit of maximizing profits. In effect, they valued money over the preservation of human life,
which has real-life consequences. Everyone knows the experience of being denied by their insurance
company or as a loved one who has, and a lot of folks aren't too distantly connected to people
who may have died or had their lives ruined by debt because of the decisions made by disconnected,
profit-driven CEOs. And thus, a lot of otherwise empathetic and decent people were entirely willing to shrug
when one of these CEOs was killed on the street.
It wasn't that they condoned murder, it was that they couldn't be bothered to care.
I have a pretty standard policy of not celebrating death, even with bad people.
I think it's bad for you as a practice and it grows out of a place that isn't super productive.
But I also want to stress that I'm not going to judge people for engaging in it.
There's a catharsis you get and mocking something like this is meant to be an act of defiance against a culture that you might feel
is asking you to revere this CEO.
I don't want to go too far into the weeds with this,
but it's important context that this was all over social media in the hours before Alex got on air this day.
If he's trying to spin some yarn about manufactured events meant to kick off social unrest, he's
just had a meatball thrown right over home plate to him.
This could hardly be more prime for him to call it a Psy-Op.
Think about it, there's a Robin Hood type mystery assassin killing a healthcare CEO,
an act that many people experienced as a who cares level event.
The public support for the killer is surprisingly high in a way that Alex should think is going
to cause him to become a symbol like the Joker.
This is exactly the sort of thing that he should think the globalists would do in order
to foment civil war.
And yet he's not bringing this up when he's talking about civil unrest it's all these fantasies about race war and all
this stuff yeah yeah who was that so I thought of what was it it's not Amelie
no that was the French movie no no no no, no, it was the the Russian that daughter
The long-lost daughter of the Romanovs, right?
There we go. We get another one of those in about 30 years. Hmm. That's what I'm saying
You got to look at the bright side of things. Are you sure it wasn't a bully?
I'm genuinely not now. I don't know for sure. I don't know for sure. You should go rewatch that movie
There's a reason that Alex is engaging with this in this way and not getting into this It's an uncomfortable area of his ideology that he probably knows he can't square
His fake appeal to populism demands that he support the shooter but his true beliefs demand that he support the CEO
If he supports the shooter or even just doesn't freak out about the killing,
he loses a lot of credibility on the subject of law and order
and how much he's so concerned about migrant crime and all this.
This was a CEO being murdered on the street.
He's lost his mind what non-white people have done far less.
Conversely, if he supports the CEO, he box himself into a place where he's lost
touch with the public's understandable and righteous anger at the insurance industry.
There's no good angle for him here. And there's a lot of phony populist types on the right
who are going to learn that pretty difficult lesson. But this should be something that
would be like exactly front and center for him. I mean, yeah, you know, I suppose ironically for him to bring it front and center would
be him doing what the globalists he despises, uh, imaginarily are doing.
So he's, he's, he's, he has to pretend it didn't even happen.
Okay, so now let me ask you this. Is pretending it didn't happen a tactic in the information
war?
Yeah. Misinformation is important for both enemies and allies, according to Sun Tzu.
This isn't either of those things. This is nothing. This is talking about
something that desperately feels like it should connect to a news item,
sure, ignoring it entirely. This is a disinformation or misinformation.
The general doesn't need to share troop movements with the ground
troops, man. Sometimes that's a detriment to the overall strategy.
I understand. Sometimes they just gotta not to the overall strategy. I understand.
Sometimes they just gotta not know.
Yeah, I guess if there is no good answer
and any angle you take on it would kinda hurt, maybe.
And in the world we live in, next week,
nobody's gonna remember, so it'll be fine.
Meh.
There's a decent chance.
Meh, it'll be fine.
I thought that was glaring.
I just thought like, okay, he's gotta cover this. It does feel like that was glaring. I just thought like okay. He's got to cover this
It does feel like that's right there first of all
It's someone being murdered on the street on surveillance camera CEO of a health insurance company
The guy clearly is making a statement about health insurance sure and the industry as a whole political ramifications of this act
In a major way yeah, so you'd'd think that like a, you know,
a political news show would cover it. But then I also know that Alex's show is just
a shithead who talks about stuff that's on social media. This was all over social media.
This is all everyone was talking about. Yeah. You'd think that based on that alone, he would
be into this, but he seems resistant. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. We, you know. You start getting, you start saying
people should be mad at rich people, what next? They find out how rich you are?
Uh oh.
That's trouble.
Instead, let's just talk about fantasies about migrant violence. Wee!
It does feel like he's feeling pretty negative though about not being able to talk about
it.
I mean this is a tragic Alex doesn't feel good story of the future.
It's true.
But he did say that they have the...
Oh, they were going to stop it.
They could.
That's true.
If you promote him enough.
That's right.
Now they're all over the news.
And I'll go over it in a moment saying he's going to use the military to attack the people. He's going to kill the migrants. He's going to kill the black people with
no evidence. His supporters
working with Putin are going
to knock out the electrical
grid. We keep catching the feds
literally running mentally
ill people they recruit online
who think they're in some type
of Nordic cult. And they and
then they're commanded to go
out and try to blow Nordic cult. And
they and then they're commanded
to go out and try to blow up
power stations. Every week.
They're busting another group
to create the chatter and say,
See, we stopped all these. Well,
we couldn't stop the big one.
And they pre programmed. That
the cyber attack will make
COVID look like a minor inconvenience.
And so Putin with Trump, with the white supremacist, knocks the power out in different areas.
The left's uprising.
There's a mass attack on a migrant demonstration
in Denver or New York or wherever, Chicago.
Somebody shoots a couple hundred people
They find the patsy. He's dead though. He's a Trump supporter
He gets off five magazines into the crowd of men women children
Little two-year-old Paco gets shot in the face you see his face everywhere
Jesus Christ, man.
The Pentagon, two days after Trump won the election,
put out publicly that Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin and the other military leadership,
the civilian and military leadership of the Pentagon
were meeting on how to
stop Trump giving illegal
orders and martial law. See
they're going to provide. The
crises and then when Trump
gives the orders, then they
have the military coup. And
you've seen the movie Civil
War, where the military comes and the Secret Service doesn't desert the president,
well the military just kills them too. So they've all scripted it, it's all right there.
It's all right there. You just gotta watch that movie Civil War and you'll be able to
predict the future.
Some dude made a movie, yeah.
Yeah. Maybe we should watch that movie.
I have a question.
Do you want to watch that movie? No, I saw it
Am I should I be more worried about Nordic cults cuz I haven't been hearing a lot about
Woden recently and I don't know should I be more concerned? There's an overlap with some white supremacist groups
Sure, no, I understand that's what I'm signaling to you. No, no for sure
I'm just not hearing about it like recently I remember you know early
thousands I feel like you know there was a lot of metal bands who were killing
each other for metal reasons sure I don't I don't know about too many Nordic
cults these days maybe maybe it's a little bit less I mean metal is not as
big as it once was sure it's a little more less, I mean, metal's not as big as it once was.
Sure, it's a little more niche.
That could be part of why you're seeing less.
That's possible.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe people are underplaying their Nordic cultness.
I think that might be possible.
Yeah.
But look, I mean, like, these attacks on the power grid type stuff, they happen.
Like it's a real thing that happens.
Sure.
It predates any of the Trump shit. It's a real thing that happens. It predates any of the Trump shit.
It's just increasing in prevalence lately.
It doesn't predate Woden though.
I don't know what does.
That is the ultimate question.
Yeah. Basically, this whole first hour of the show is just protracted, screaming and
rambling about how the plan is.
The globalists are going to kill a bunch of immigrants
or maybe migrant right protesters
or bomb a black church or something like this.
And then that is going to force Trump's hand
into calling out the military
in order to suppress this rebellion or whatever.
And then that will prompt the people to do a coup on Trump
because he's becoming a dictator.
So that's really what the storyline is through this.
Based on our, I mean, we've been doing this
for quite some time now.
I think the quota for exploded black churches
at this point has to be just out of control.
And yet I have not seen exploded,
I mean, but maybe again, I'm not paying attention.
You're saying that that didn't lead
to calling in the military?
Well, I mean, I just haven't seen,
he's predicted several hundred black churches
exploded by now.
Yeah, it seems to be we're in a state
of that constantly happening.
Yeah.
I don't know know but in terms of
Political intrigue sure
I think that this is a little bit better scripted for Alex than like Obama is going to turn the US into a caliphate
And all of the senators will become dukes. Yeah, like I think it's a little better than that
Yeah in terms of like just from a your writings. Totally, totally. But it is stupid. Less fun. Yeah. Yeah. So this is fun, though. Okay.
This next clip I thought was just really silly. All right. And they could still kill Trump
now they could still blow up his plan to serve service. So now that believe me, they're trying
they can still poison Trump now. But then he becomes a martyr and you get JD Vans and they're still gonna try.
But I don't think they'll succeed.
But why are they still gonna try?
If that makes no sense.
Right.
Their hearts not in it.
They don't actually want the end goal of doing the thing, but they're still gonna do it.
Why?
Is there like, oh, well, we don't want to disappoint our kids.
Right. They're like, they're just really into it. And it Is there like, oh well we don't wanna disappoint our kids. Right.
They're like, they're just really into it.
And it's, you know, it's bad,
honestly it's bad for business,
but they've been hounding me.
We're pot committed to killing Trump,
so we don't like what's gonna happen,
but we just gotta put our chips in there.
Yeah, so here's the thing from the writing standpoint.
Here's the thing from the writing standpoint though,
is that if your bad guy is planning to surface to air missile, you
can't already have that bad guy have access to surface to air missiles. It has to be like
the reason they're going to try. The try part is like a ragtag band gets access to it for
like five seconds and then fires. They can't be like, oh, I'm sorry, we're just making
a phone call, but I I'm out in the woods
I'm on a retreat so we'll try and kill them when I make a phone call when I get back next week
Right. How about this to you dipshit like not you Alex? No, I'm fair. It's fair
The Democrats and the globalists and all them are in control of the government right now. Why don't they coup themselves right now?
It's easier and we would all believe Biden died of natural causes
in a heartbeat.
Right, but there's like, why would you wait until-
And then I would win my bet
that there would be a female president.
I just, I think it's so dumb and so desperate
for to keep things kind of like seeming interesting.
This idea that like, they still might kill Trump.
They don't really want to.
They're kind of noncommittal about it, but they got to try.
Yeah, it's it's bananas.
Really dumb. Yeah.
So Alex has a really long rant that he does about this false flag
idea that he has. Yeah.
And I thought this really summed it up.
Well, the Pentagon's meeting, this is illegal.
You guys are planning a coup, and when Trump responds
to your blue state uprising coup and civil war
and secession, which John Podesta's called for,
is an official plan, you're gonna call the response
to your illegal operation a coup.
You guys are planning an uprising like the mayor of Denver.
Boom, you're done.
Whoa. All right, we're gonna start the next hour
I'm done talking about this you've got your warning it's up to you now to share
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That's a tragedy.
So this was at the end of a very long rant where Alex was arguing that the media is talking
about the danger of Trump using the military as a domestic police force because they had a script that the globalists
had given them which was meant to create a false uprising that Trump would need to use
the military to suppress thereby trapping him into using the military as a domestic
police force.
Ultimately, it seems like Alex's thinking is that it's a foregone conclusion that Trump
will be using the military as a
domestic police force, he's just deeply invested in justifying it.
It's like he's totally fine with everything he's supposed to be against, so long as it's
being done in response to something he can say is fake.
I was thinking about what he's doing and what the end goal of it could be, and I can only
really come up with one thing that he might be working toward.
The whole conception he has is
that the globalists are going to false flag kill a bunch of immigrants or pro immigration protesters,
which is going to be the pretense that Trump will be pressured into using to bring the military out
domestically. So what does Alex want? In his scenario, one way or another, there's going to
be this horrific event, whether it's a false flag or not. So his purposes aren't really served by encouraging more people to carry out attacks. But his goal also can't be to stop this attack,
because that's not even something he has the power to do. He thinks that the globalist team
is the one planning that, so even if 100% of Alex's audience doesn't get violent, it's still
going to happen. He can't be preaching restraint restraint because that has no bearing on whether or not this happens.
What Alex is trying to achieve is making the average person not care about atrocities that
are carried out against marginalized groups.
The aim is to override the natural human instinct to care when you see people being hurt.
If the problem is that Trump will overreact when the globalists false flag kill a bunch
of people, then the solution is to get people not to care about that false flag killing of a bunch of people.
The goal is more accurately to shift the direction of blame that could be given in the event
of such a tragedy happening to places that are convenient for him.
If you pay attention, this is what a great deal of his content is all about.
Lying to shift where his audience directs their emotional response to tragedies, generally to make sure the things that he cares about aren't affected.
And that is the game that he's playing here with all of this.
He doesn't give a shit about the notion of Trump using the military as a police force.
He doesn't give a shit about the notion of, you know,
potential white supremacist Nordic cults killing migrants? Yeah. I mean, I think you're right, but at the same time, it's strange because, you know, it's
like, you know, not that long ago we had the Muslim ban and the Supreme Court upheld most
of that.
So, Trump, if he wants to do the, you know, no immigrants thing, I'm sorry, but the Supreme
Court hasn't been
hasn't become more interested in the constitution since that time period. So it feels like it
feels like he's he's he's got a playbook that doesn't actually apply to the circumstances.
Sort of. You got you. It's kind of you know, it's kind of like you got a clean slate. You
know, you got a clean or a clean sweep. Yeah, you know, you got a clean or a clean sweep
Yeah, you know you're gonna get what you want. So why there is very little?
Institutional power that people have to oppose whatever
Yeah drop might want to do. Yeah at this point. Yeah, there's really no reason to to cause a ruckus I think well, there's a reason to cause a ruckus. Sure. There's always a reason to cause a ruckus. Well there's a reason to cause a ruckus. Sure, there's always a reason to cause a ruckus.
Yeah.
Obviously.
And I think that that's sort of also behind a little of what Alex is saying is that there
isn't some court thing that he's afraid of.
Probably there's protests that are the biggest threat to them right now.
I mean I suppose, yeah.
Yeah, it's almost like he's...
Yeah. Yeah.
I just, I don't understand, you know?
I think everybody's gotta realign on...
He wants to create
cover for people who might
terrorize and kill protesters.
Sure. And I think that's
something that he's, you know,
he's into. Yeah. Yeah.
So, um, we at this point, Alex That's something that he's into. Yeah. Yeah.
So, at this point, Alex played a little video.
Yeah.
And I am, I just, I can't handle it, but I'm going to play it for you.
Okay.
I'm going to play a bit of it for you.
All right.
This is a Harry Potter AI video of Alex and Trump. Alex is Hagrid and Trump is Harry Potter. Yeah.
Okay, so when do you just go like, oh the Truman Show is real regardless of
whether it is or not? You know what I'm saying? Like I don't even need to know
Yeah, I'm just gonna live as though everybody is watching a TV show of my life and that makes sense of all of this
Right. Sure. Yeah, so there's some language that'll be in these videos that isn't great and sure I imagine
I apologize in advance, but I didn't make the video and Alex is airing it. Oh god
So here's where we start. All right, you must be mistaken kind sir. I'm just a regular guy
Bullshit, you're a wizard Donnie
Okay
Great, I don't want this to come off too
autistic
But I just get the sense that you're a really good guy. Well, thanks for saying that Donnie
Let's get the sense that you're a really good guy. Well thanks for saying that, Donnie.
Anywho, you know how your parents are dead?
If we don't step up, everybody, everyone is gonna have dead parents.
That makes me upset, Jonescret, in a huge way, actually.
What do we do?
Let's go get you some school supplies. These don't seem like regular school supplies.
These don't seem like regular school supplies.
Oh yeah, that's because you're not going to a regular school.
Welcome to Tismheart.
I am Professor Muscle Door.
Fun fact about me, I'm angry about the way things are going in the world.
This is a real bummer. So Musk is introduced as Dumbledore there, and then the video becomes
his picture on the front page of a newspaper with the headline questioning if he's evil.
Then it zooms in on an article with the headline, quote, is your owl gay, which reads, quote,
potentially it's complicated. Here are 10 surefire ways to create a safe
environment for you and your gay owl. This was written by someone with a really subtle name,
pen name of Leslie Lessington. Cool. Here, there's another headline titled quote, why having a family
isn't okay. The body of that article says, quote, in a world where we can barely keep our wi fi
connection stable, it's shocking that some people still think having a family is a good idea. I mean, in
the grand scheme of things, is there anything more outdated, inconvenient, and downright
unproductive than the concept of a family? That was written by a reporter, Randy McChucklefuck.
And the main article that is about whether or not Elon Muskledore is evil was written
by someone with
the byline quote, a concerned fat chick. Oh, well, lost some losing some subtlety.
I mean, uh, so it's interesting, not because this really means anything, but because this
is what passes for good like satire in folks who are in Alex's audience they really feel like
this is lampooning the news because they think that outlets like the New York
Times are just reporting on how the family is bad and how your owl might be
gay this feels real to them so these jokes don't seem sad and insane but even
beyond that I could see this video as being a satire itself attacking the
Trump world the level of sycophantic adoration they have
for people like Trump and Musk is a parody of itself.
And this video is made to revel in that adoration.
It's deeply pathetic.
And I would say the same thing about an identical video
that was made about like AOC or Harris.
It reveals an infantile way of thinking about the world
and makes me very sad.
So of course we're gonna hear some more of it. Oh God, we're gonna hear all of it. Oh, no. No
It's more. Oh, yeah, but they beat the joke into the ground already. Oh, yeah, so they they you know
Trump is a wizard and here is
Alex's
Hearing is that they're all one big dead horse already getting hit right now.
But we gotta meet some of the professors.
No!
At the university.
Oh God!
Jesus Christ.
He better be one of them!
But my passion is burging the school of fat kids.
They're disgusting, okay? Okay. Class, who can tell me why Billington Gateson and Anton Faucinius belong in Azkaban?
Happy holidays, Donnie.
It's pronounced Merry Christmas. Semi-related, your father seems like he is on a first name basis with the devil.
First name basis with the devil so RFK is Snape
Then that next voice that you hear is Liz Churchill Who's just a deranged Twitter user not really relevant outside of that space at all and then that last exchange is Trump and
Alexander Soros who I guess is the Slytherin kid. Is that just the say it just stuck with the same name
Yeah, it's Alexander Soros
but he has like
It's AI generated I'm just saying everybody else kind of has a little pun name, you know, no, I okay here
It does not actually say his name. Oh, okay. Okay. They flash up a Twitter handle gotcha
Okay, and so, you know, it's Liz Churchill
Okay, don't actually have a gamer tag while you're in a virtual space kind of thing hanging up over your head
Yeah, yeah, okay. I got you. They don't have a name like Jones grid
Jesus Christ, what's the point of AI if it's not even coming up with a name for Alexander Soros? That's not even hard
Alexander Sorious black it's done. I've already done it. It took two seconds. Yeah brutal
So now in a moment of real meta. Yeah, situation. Yeah.
JK Rowling herself shows up within the parody world of Harry
Potter.
Interesting. Yeah. She's another professor.
Hot quiz. trans women are
weaponized and mentally ill men dressed like special needs tramps, professor? Correct.
75 points to libertinium.
It's like as libertinium is one of the schools in the, yeah. So this has gotten super meta
because now JK Rowling is in a parody of her own work as the transphobia professor at Hogwarts,
which if you missed it, it's called Tism Heart because they like to play around with autism.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah.
Okay.
They, you know, we have people like Elon Musk and a lot of those folks talking about like
weaponized autism as the memes and stuff.
It's pretty gross.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
Yeah.
Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool. So the person who answers Rowling's question is someone who goes by the name The Red-Headed
Libertarian on Twitter.
I have no idea who she is, but I guess she works for or did work for Tim Poole in the
past.
Good for her getting the nod to be in this stupid video.
I mean, hey, it's a who's who.
Right.
Yeah.
Of which is what an owl would say about it.
Is that owl gay? Maybe. I got 10 signs. I mean, who knows? Yeah. Who right yeah, which is what an owl would say about it is that okay?
maybe I
Got Ted sighs. I mean who knows yeah, who knows indeed you need Ted
Whatever so Alex has a spell okay?
This is this is where we we finish off the video all right. They've got they're using blood magic
But we've got spells they've never heard of like 177676 in the maxima. That one melts commies faces off.
We're coming for you Schwab de Mort.
That's so embarrassing.
Oh boy. It's so funny. Oh boy.
It's so funny that Clau-schwaab is Voldemort.
He doesn't even run the World Economic Forum anymore.
He's unemployed, right?
They've over-invested in him as a villain and now this just looks so dumb.
Yikes.
This is childish nonsense, and the fact that Alex takes the time to play this on his show
tells you all you need to know about how serious he is.
Essentially, this is supposed to be bait.
The best way that these shitheads can get traffic and attention is by fighting with
people online.
The easiest way to do that is to say and do provocative shit that you know is going to
incite a reaction like calling the school Tismheart and throwing in that chunk with
Rowling and the Transphobia.
This is meant to make people mad as a marketing strategy, which is a real bummer, but it also in the process reveals some pretty infantile ways that they deal with issues.
So that's fun.
Now, how about this though?
It did give me an idea for a sequel to Red Dawn called Red Dawn vs. Potter, where Harry
Potter and co-communists.
Boom! Wolverines, baby! Red Dawn versus Potter, where Harry Potter and co-communists. Boom.
Wolverines, baby.
Now we've got magic.
Wolverines and wizards.
We've got a spell that melts commies' faces.
It's not one of the forbidden curses.
They don't even know about it over there.
It writes itself from there.
I think we stop this podcast and get on it right now.
I think that's what we've got to do.
So now, I'm sorry about this in advance.
Great.
But when I saw this video, it reminded me
that I'd seen another video exactly like this
on Alex's show in the past.
Jesus.
It was an AI thing that was done by the same person.
Oh my God.
But it was about the X-Men.
We need to get rid of AI.
And so now I'm gonna play that for you.
I never realized that, you know, when you watch The Matrix or AI or, uh, the robots movie, iRobot,
you know, you- you're like, oh, AI is a threat for all the threatening reasons that it could be.
Wrong! This is why we need to defeat AI. Just this!
Yeah.
It doesn't need to take over the grid or anything like that this already justifies getting rid of it. Yeah
Yeah, and I don't think you're gonna revise that opinion as we as we go through this
I should tell you in advance Elon Musk is Professor X and
Great Trump is Wolverine great
Hey wheels, what is this place?
It's a great for
Remarkable misfits not unlike yourself, Donnie J.
Here we turn the autistic into leaders, patriots, and heroes. Let me give you a tour.
You had me at autistic? Lead the way, Professor?
So this is a bummer, sure, but I think it's a great setup because you now have the school for gifted youngsters
Sure, and you can have all of these figures in the right-wing media who are the x-men. Sure. This is great. Sure
It's ripe for
Sure, so I take it this person is not making a
Satirical pieces. This is sycophantic
Nonsense, that's the sense that I get.
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
I don't think it's, I mean I think it's supposed to be a joke in some ways or at least expression
of humor.
Sure, I think there's a community that would make sense of this, right?
Yes.
Yes.
Not us.
So the first student that they come across, what do you know, it's Alex Jones.
What a surprise.
We gather the best and brightest from around the world to combat the forces of darkness.
Of Jubilee.
Let me get a roll call already, you delightful cripple.
Take Alex for example, his powers identifying globalists.
That's a globalist.
Well done, Alex.
Impressive.
Show me more, you low-altitude genius.
So Beast's power wasn't identifying globalist, but Alex is clearly Beast. Like, he's blue
and he's a shirt off. I'm kind of splitting hairs, but there's no reason for him to have
been blue and clearly Beast. Beast a big beasts power isn't like all
that I get I see this yeah beast was beast was just like a regular super
genius and then his agility was the the beastie part yeah the beastie boy part
mm-hmm yes so in the video there's a chalkboard with a stick figure with the
name Soros above it and then it cuts to Alex as beast with his shirt off pointing
to it saying that's a globalist that That's fair. That's just amazing stuff. That's fair. Solid work. Yep. So there's a repeat
appearance that I was kind of surprised by here as the next student. This is Josie. She's a
constitutional scholar who isn't afraid to call people retards. Very promising. I don't find that
uninspiring. Totally. Totally.
So this is the redheaded libertarian again, whose name is apparently Josie Glabach.
I don't think that she's a constitutional scholar though.
Educational background seems absent from her bio wherever it's been posted.
Although when she wrote one article that was defending Robert Kraft on The Federalist.
She was credited as a quote, neuromuscular therapist.
I'm gonna guess that means that she did massage therapy,
which is fine, but it's quite a leap
from whatever her actual credentials are
to constitutional scholar.
Sure.
I guess it's cool that she likes to use hurtful language.
I guess that makes her pretty special.
I think she's supposed to be Jean Grey, I think.
Ah, man.
Yeah, you know, you hear some of that,
and sometimes you just go, oh, you're one of those.
It's, we're...
It's bait.
I'm not doing this.
Yeah, they're trying to outrage people
and be like, oh, isn't this edgy and offensive?
We've been doing this for a while, buddy.
Calm down, this is poorly crafted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I thought, it's pretty clear to me from my knowledge of the X-Men movies. Sure. That
Professor X is Musk, Wolverine, Trump, Alex is Beast, I think this Josie woman is
Jean Grey. She sort of dressed Jean Grey-ish. Sure. And then everything just
completely falls apart. Okay. Then there's Joshua. He's a future senator who
currently teaches counter propaganda.
His colleague Posso is impressive as well.
One eight hundred liters dot com.
My goodness.
I'm just getting warmed up, Tony J.
So Joshua is a guy named Joshua Lysak, who's a prominent ghostwriter.
He writes books that other right-wing dipshits like Jack Possobic or Posso put their name
on.
It's a perfect arrangement because no one's buying a book by random guy Josh and someone
like Posobic is too famous and busy to write a fucking book so they come together and they
make magic.
Also, I have no idea who the two are supposed to be in terms of the X-Men.
If Josh was a future senator then he should be Beast since Beast was the politician of
the crew but they already wasted that on Alex. It doesn't really make sense.
It doesn't make sense. Pozo just seems like a dude. He's just standing
there. He's not even X-Men coded at all. Yeah, he's just going to be a future senator.
He's just a good dude. After this, there's a couple of AI shots meant
to depict some Twitter accounts that I guess are cool.
Jesus. One of them is a frog, another is a super buff
clown. Jesus. One of them is a frog, another is a super buff clown. Okay. And then there's a body language Twitter account guy. Okay. And then
the guy who, uh, Dilbert, Scott Adams. They got a Dilbert guy. Is he Dilbert? No, he's
just Scott Adams, but muscular. Oh. Yeah. They completely abandoned the premise of making
these people look like X-Men. Yeah, that's no good. That's no good. You gotta... It's AI! Stick it out through the end. Is there a way to program AI to not fucking give up halfway through?
It's like AI, it's not even conceivably that much harder for you to just follow through with the idea.
Shouldn't one of the props be like, also don't fucking fizzle out?
Right. Like, I don't know, make make one of the make the fucking body language expert guy
Charge up a card with his hand doesn't matter right make Scott Adam's multiply
There's no actual thematic resonance between these people and whatever characters. Oh, just choose a bit random exactly
Alex doesn't need to be beast. I guess he kind of does cuz he's he's a beastie guy
Yeah, yeah, it makes sense one time once which makes it even crazier than it's AI
The whole idea is that it's supposed to be able to just go
Oh, what makes sense every time put the fucking sideclops glasses on somebody it doesn't matter
No, no one really is invested in Scott Adams face. I do not need the Terminator. I need this to go away.
Yeah.
Well, there's only one more clip.
OK.
So you can enjoy the end of this X-Men parody.
All right.
All right.
Hey, who's that big fella over there?
That's Baron.
He's only beginning to explore the depths of his power,
but he's essential in the fight to come.
Against whom exactly?
Me and the NPCs and Perverts.
So I guess for the purposes of this video Trump doesn't recognize his own son, which is cool.
That's that says-
That actually makes perfect sense.
Yeah.
That's the most realistic part of this video.
So when Elon says that the enemy is these NPCs, the video shows a bunch of faceless people marching,
and then it cuts to two leprechauns holding hands.
I like that.
And the Twitter handles of the Kressenstein brothers
over their heads.
Okay.
So the enemies that they have, these X-Men have,
are the NPC army and the Kressenstein brothers
as depicted as leprechauns.
Right.
It's so dumb.
You know, I mean, I'm gonna say this.
Usually I would expect a lot more racism out of that.
I do like the inexplicable turn towards leprechauns.
I like that.
That's a delight.
Well, it's meant to insult them a little bit, but it's a fun game because the Krasensteins
will only respond in ways that are productive and feed into the right-wing shitheads at the X-Men schools.
Oh, yeah, they love that shit.
Yeah, there's a push and pull between them.
There's a symbiotic relationship.
And that's why they're a perfect people to be the enemies at the end.
Yeah, yeah, but they're leprechauns, so I think we all know how seriously they take them as enemies.
Yes.
But you don't know leprechauns can fucking pull some shit.
That's true.
There's movies in the 70s. It depends on which version of leprechauns can fucking pull some shit that's true movies in the 70s depends on the which version of leprechauns oh
totally they shrink you and grab you and put you underground I remember that from
one of them yep so we get back to the actual show and Alex has a big
revelation as you may know Tucker Carlson has gone back to Russia and he
interviewed Sergey Lavrov, the foreign minister.
Yeah, why not? It's good stuff.
Good. We might talk about it later.
OK. But Alex was apparently invited on this trip.
Oh, that's fine.
You know, got invited to be over there in Russia right now with.
Tucker Tucker folks, and I just a week ago, I said, I said, great job
going there, try to stop World War three.
Great job as a real journalist. Totally support you. You guys are amazing. and I just, a week ago I said, I said great job going over there, trying to stop World War III,
great job as a real journalist,
totally support you, you guys are amazing.
I'm gonna cover their operations here
for triggering martial law.
And I don't bring that up to name drop a story
or something that sound important.
You may not get calls all the time,
but very prominent people that live here in Austin,
hey, let's go out to dinner,
let's go to the comedy club, Hey, let's uh, broken.
And I'm just like in the past, I do that.
Somebody's go.
Sorry.
I can't do that.
I've I'm in a war.
And I'm you know, I'm literally going to be putting prisoner killed if the bad
guys win this round of the fight and America is going to be totally screwed in
the world and we're going to be totally impoverished living their absolute
tyranny. I just can't screw around any
And I and I and I'm saying Tucker screwing around that's the opposite what I'm saying is I am literally every day saying what is the most
Important thing to cover. What is the most important thing I can do?
I mean, I just ramble about how I'm about to cover that thing and never really get to it. I mean, it's amazing
yeah, it is it's amazing.
It is so much more important than anything else in the world.
It's for me to kill time.
It does feel like if you are going to describe something, you know, like if you want your
job description is just your job result as opposed to what might be on your resume or on the help wanted ad.
Alex's job is killing time and he's amazing at it.
And it's inexcusable, I guess, from the standpoint of him being who he pretends to be to not go to Russia.
Totally. Absolutely.
That's insane that he wouldn't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tucker's the most important person in the world
And he's literally stopping World War three and you don't want to be an active part of it when you're invited
I don't believe this. I mean also I don't want to go like I totally get it
I don't want to go I wouldn't either that's so far away and yeah, it's a mess
I especially wouldn't want to be Alex Jones interviewing the foreign minister. Very dumb. Yeah. Yeah fraught with peril
Yeah, so anyway, we're in a war sure Alex can't go with Rogan to the comedy club. Yeah, and hang out and he also
Can't hang out enough with his kids because he's in a war. You're fishing man. He can't you just know
People ask all the time. How are you doing Alex? I'm in total war really well
Yeah, you know you're in a war right?
You know you're in a war right and it's a declared war the Globals have declared war on team humanity
They declared war on the God that made us the God
Nice, I'm about to go over all that the moment really
that
all of it again
It is not heroic.
It is not amazing to fight this.
It is survival.
This is the priority, people.
This is the priority.
This is the real world. This is game time. This is the crossroads of human destiny right now. the
This is the real world. This
is game time. This is the
crossroads of human destiny
right now. Right now. I love
getting home as early as I can
with my seven year old daughter
and playing board games with
her and building a fire outside and putting up Christmas lights.
And I do spend a couple hours with her every day.
And I saw my other children, their adult moved out now, yesterday, spent some time with them.
I spent three hours with my children yesterday, one with my older children, two with my sweet
little daughter. But I have to not be with them
because I've got to protect them. Just like if I was a soldier away for a year
in a war, you think those soldiers want to leave? Have to. And I see a bunch of
other people not realizing how desperate the situation is.
Sure.
We need maximum urgency.
We're up against the most evil people the world's ever seen.
Don't you understand that?
Now, I know I see this all the time because I care about what you say. So I read them when I'm on a jag thousands of your comments on X every day on them floors.
But usually it's not exaggerated.
I probably read 500 comments today because I really care about what you're saying.
It helps me think.
And I see it everywhere.
I see her.
You know, his show is
Important and I know he knows he's talking about but god it's depressing. No, it's not. Are you sure? Oh, it's depressing
It's very depressing. What were you just yelling about?
That was one of the most depressing not least of which because I just suddenly had a like when we started
I never thought we were going to see his kids off to college.
I did not imagine that was going to be a possibility.
That is true.
That is true.
We have not paid any attention to them,
but they have gotten older and good for them.
Sure, they have a very uncomplicated relationship
with the fact that their dad is Alex Jones.
I imagine so.
So yeah, that's a bummer. I think there's there's something fun about the idea that Alex is just reading through comments obsessively on Twitter and people are like your show is depressing.
That's dark. That's dark. You're the one in a spiral of depression from watching the comments. He's got to stop. He should. He should. Also his show is depressing and this is all in service of not covering a story
Yeah, he's just killing time rambling about like I'm a soldier
Can't see his kids cuz I'm too dedicated to the war what you gonna do. Just do your job dipshit. Ah, come on
Maybe he will in this next clip spoiler alert. He won't't. But I do understand those listeners saying it's depressing.
Do you think that I want to shovel the giant stinking piles of shit on my desk right now?
Well, that's what Hercules did was shovel out the Aegean stables. And I'd sure like some help doing it. the people who are going to be killed by the
Hercules. Well, that's what
Hercules did was shovel out
the Aegean stables. And I'd
sure like some help doing
it. You think. You don't
want to hear this. You think
I want to tell you this. You think I like this? No. But the only way to get them off our backs and our children's backs is to face it.
And to get in there with the flies and the crap and to shovel it out.
So help me.
Alright, let me tell you what's coming up now.
Oh my god, it's bad. Oh
There's the Marshall offline stack right there that's Civil War sure
These reckon demons sure sure be nice stop them sure would be sure. This is not news. You've covered this
Nice to stop these demons. It would be nice to stop these demons. It would be nice. This, this like conception of this shit that's on his desk that he needs to shovel, he put it there.
It's the stacks of papers that he has put on his own desk. It's, it's, I don't even
know what to say about a microcosm of the universe. Right. A herculean task is something
that the gods have put in front of Hercules in order that
he needs to do.
Sure.
You know, like that's that.
It's not Hercules set up a task for himself and failed to complete it.
It's not how it works.
No.
He always, also, he always did it.
Yeah.
He was great at it.
Alex has made his own bed in terms of putting a hundred million piles of paper on his desk
and he has no one to blame for needing to shovel shit
but himself.
Absolutely.
Bite off what you can chew, ding dong.
I don't, I mean,
one thing I thought, all right,
get Scott Adams out of there.
Fucking Sorbo, what are we doing with AI videos
where you don't already have Kevin Sorbo
in there as Hercules?
True.
Scott Adams are just Scott Adams.
I think that Scott Adams maybe is a more potent Twitter figure than Kevin Sorbo.
Maybe he's more invested in that space.
Can't shovel shit as well.
These videos are things that Alex has repurposed from Twitter.
They're primarily meant to antagonize and get retweets.
Farm engagement.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I think that Scott Adams might be a more attractive, more likely to retweet you than
Sorbo.
Because then he'll retweet, oh my God, this world.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
They're great.
Yep.
So Alex is going to get to his point.
He's going to get to some of these stacks.
And you heard him say, he got the martial law stack here.
Sure.
Said it's bad.
It's bad.
So he's gonna get to this.
It's real bad.
And that's why they're so dangerous.
Because we're kicking their ass in the information war.
We are slaughtering them right now.
It would be nice to stop them though.
Yeah.
And then so they're starting World War 3 and Civil War.
So, so, so yeah, it's great we stood up and are fighting them.
They're now they're throwing everything else they got back at us.
That's what a war is like, see, that's what a struggle is.
Somebody comes at you with a dagger, trying to stab you to death.
And you you you you get out of the way and then kick them in the back when they
and then they and they they roll over on the ground maybe skin their face and they jump back
up with a bloody nose i'm sorry wait what done yet oh this is a metaphor of course i'm non-violent
you're going to have to do one of two things run oh sorry this is a globalist system you can't run
Oh, sorry. This is a globalist system. You can't run
Or you're gonna have to fight you have to make the decision when they come rushing it with that dagger
However, you're gonna do it step aside kick out their feet
When they hit the ground jump with both your knees on the base of their neck and break their neck or do you grab that knife and shove it in and you gotta decide
yeah sure order your brain kill kill kill now I don't want anybody to go out and be
physically violent I want you to kill with truth kill with your will kill kill kill their lies. I want you to kill their names
They attacked us kill kill kill ignore a podcast that's been doing about you for eight years. Oh kill
Okay, cool, man. All right, so it's cute that he's trying to pretend that you know
He's not obsessed with violence and almost like he sexualizes it Yeah, it's very sure. It's disgusting
I mean it would there's a healthy place for that and it is not on the radio
No, it's probably I mean, maybe the healthy place for him would be in a therapeutic
Where else from where other people can hear but all that isn't really that interesting sure
I find it interesting the way he was describing this fight against the globalist as a struggle where he's winning and then they fight back and it goes back and forth. Because I
thought that one of his main problems with Marxist analysis was the way that they conceived of society
as a constant struggle. Many times I've heard him complain about that and it's something that comes
up in a lot of the JBS material that he was raised on. The commies from that conflict constantly
because their ideology is
based on an ongoing struggle. But how's that any different than what Alex is describing his fight
as the globalist is being? It seems very strange. Sure. That's all. Well, I mean, you figure,
all right, say they get what they want and all struggle ceases, type one civilization,
but we're still in
the battle between good and evil.
So even if you have an entire United Planet, by nature, God has to then create a new enemy
for you to fight.
Otherwise there is no longer any good versus evil conflict, right?
Maybe.
There's a demon on the ship.
So in essence, in order to defeat God, we have to all come together.
There we go.
Reject the notion of good and evil, only focus on us, become a type one civilization, challenge
God to a fist fight, boom, done.
Yeah, that might be the only way around this.
I think it makes sense.
So regardless of how much he chants kill kill kill
hypnosis is great and and talks you know kind of pornographically about violence
very gross Alex is the good guy you understand that doesn't sound right he's
the fucking good guy doesn't sound right how do we get these people and trances
out of them
Well, I've heard a lot of people say oh you just slowly start conversations and find
Common ground that's not how you wake people up that are in a coma
You hit him in the head with a metaphorical two-by-four. That is not how you wake people up from a coma tell them you're in a cult
Do not go to the hospital I think Bill Gates and Klaus Schwab care about you. You like
me in line to you keep betting on the system. You went and got your college degree. That's
worthless. And so you and the same system that told you that lie tells you we'll just
get deeper into the lie and someday you'll actually you'll finally be successful. It's
because of the Patriots and the Christians and the populace and the capitalists. They're
the reason you're not successful. You're a victim. You're you're in our cult. Now join get it? We don't just look like the good guys. We are the good guys.
And by that, you look at people fighting tyranny.
They're smart, they're intelligent, they're good-looking,
black, white, Asian, old, young, Hispanic.
They don't need teleprompters.
You look at servants of evil, they look like a bunch of
half-starved rats or something, because that's who they are.
Go look at go to a leptis event they look like they're all dead because they
are dead on the inside. Helpful to see that. I'm serious I'm just I'm so beyond
pissed off it's not beyond it's I'm pissed off I'm just like I'm so beyond pissed off. It's not even beyond, it's not even pissed off. I'm just like, I mean,
I have five stacks on the poison shots.
Stan, cover it you dick.
Like this is all just to not do the, like his job.
Yeah.
This is all just filler.
Yeah, yeah.
And now it's like, okay, so then are,
are we doing tautologies?
Is it like all good people are well fed?
All well fed people are good?
Yep.
All hungry people are bad?
That's one truth of the Patriots.
All bad people are hungry?
Sure.
I don't know how long this society lasts for but it's not long
It doesn't it's not healthy. But yeah, I think that Alex is
Stupid. Yeah, but I also think that there's something interesting about the like you're in occult sure
He played the Harry Potter video earlier. Yeah, are you serious, dude? Yeah
Fun, I love you thinking on musk loves you. Do you think he cares about it? Come on?
I know you are but what am I yeah, what they're saying is what they're doing and what I'm saying may look exactly like that
But it is not because it's what they're doing. Trust me. It's not embarrassing. I'm saying not what I'm doing
Yeah, but I am doing it. So Alex finally does get to some stuff sure
And one of the things that's the top story is big thing making him real mad is that Peter Hotez?
Came out and talked about some public health threats sure and there are some things that you need to be worried about on the horizon
There's some possible things that could become a problem
Sure
And so Alex has decided that all of these things are him making threats of the next
biological attack.
Sure.
In February of 2017, Fauci addressing a whole bunch of the biomedical eugenicists, death
cult, he played the club yesterday, said, don't worry, Trump's gonna get hit by a brand new pandemic real quick and that'll cut him down to size.
He said, I guarantee it, watch.
Well now here's mini me. Peter Hotez has crawled out from under a rock and gone on MSNBC.
And said, we got some big stuff coming down the pike for him on January 21st
His first full day as president got some big nasties for you
Interesting voice. Oh and look
Amid bleeding eye virus scare
Mystery disease with flu-like symptoms kills almost 150 in Africa sparks pandemic fears.
Yeah, one of some of the top globalists said
in the past, they said airborne Ebola
will be what they use to bring in their world government.
Did top globalists say that or did you say that six, eight months ago or whatever when
you were trying to pretend Denver was going to have an outbreak of Ebola?
Pretty sure it was that one.
Yeah, what was it?
We're doing Ebola again?
Pretty sure it was the latter.
So this, Peter Hotez was on, he was talking about how on the first day that Trump's in
office there's the possibility for public health crises and you need to have a good
team in place in order to address whatever could come up.
That's it.
That's all he's talking about.
Alex is entirely twisting this and it's pathetic.
Yeah, no.
I mean, you know, we're running it all back.
It's probably wise to assume we're going to run COVID back too.
Well, that's the issue with the world.
Public health issues are an inevitability.
They're a thing that you need to manage.
There's always going to be novel things.
There's always going to be chronic things that have existed that we have some awareness
of.
It's how you respond to those challenges that is what public health is about.
And so that's really all that's being expressed. Right.
Is that like, Hey, it's not going to be a magical time where nothing comes up. Yeah.
And if we respond to you responsibly or unpreparedly, we run the risk of, like you say, running
it back. I mean, it is hard not to hear, you know, it is hard not to hear that is partially
like, you know, you can't rely on the government to help you.
So what Hotez was saying was essentially, you know, you're saying it's a running back
of 2016.
Sure.
And that's funny because Alex is just relating it to something Fauci said before Trump got
in office.
Great.
And he plays that clip here.
And I think that it's a mistake to ever play this clip.
And then they've got this new hemorrhagic thing it looks like in the Congo, all right on time.
Here's remember what Fauci said right when Trump came into office last time here at us.
Given as you heard from the introduction that I have been around for a while and have had the
opportunity and the privilege and the pleasure of serving in five administrations, I thought I would bring that perspective to
the topic today is the issue of pandemic preparedness. And if there's one message that I want to
leave with you today based on my experience, and you'll see that in a moment, is that there is no question that there will be a challenge
the coming administration in the arena
of infectious diseases, both chronic infectious diseases
in the sense of already ongoing disease,
and we have certainly a large burden of that,
but also there will be a surprise outbreak.
And I hope by the end of my relatively short presentation you'll
understand why history, the history of the last 32 years that I've been the director
of NIAID will tell the next administration that there's no doubt in anyone's mind that
they will be faced with the challenges that their predecessors were faced with.
The UN has publicly said they would use the disease acts to bring in rural government.
So you should not play that clip
because you have to be fucking stupid
to not understand what he's saying.
Yeah.
Like Alex has to expect that his listeners don't get any of the context or understand
at all that he's saying every single presidency has faced challenges.
Yours is not going to be unique and that there isn't any kind of challenge.
Yeah.
You have to really, really bury your head in the sand to not understand the context.
Yeah.
Second, you should never play this clip, the that I was playing because it has background music on it
And that makes me think that you found this on Twitter as opposed to found it from its original source sure and that's kind
Of embarrassing sure you should play the actual video of this as opposed to something where someone put some beats behind it
To make it extra scary. I mean, I get that.
This is stupid.
Yeah.
Yeah, also, man, bummer of a thing to play about the guy.
Do you know what I mean?
He's his own predecessor.
Hey, everybody's going to face a challenge based
on their predecessor. It was him, and he's gonna face a challenge based on with their predecessor
It was him and he's publicly said he's going to do a worse job
So yeah, like I I mean I wouldn't play that I wouldn't play that at all. Yeah, it's it's uh, oh
Well, yep, so Alex has a breaking COVID bombshell story
Breaking new study urges immediate halt to COVID-19 mRNA injections over alarming
levels of DNA in the Journal of Science and Public Health Policy and Law with a whole list of top
scientists. So that headline that Alex is reading is from a substack article published by someone
who works for the Anti-Vax McCullough Foundation. It links to an article that's not published in some academic journal, but on a blog for
a journal sounding name, Science Public Health Policy and Law.
The article that they posted involves three researchers who claim that their analysis
found residual DNA and mRNA shots.
The lead researcher wrote a book about how keto diets fight cancer, so take
this however you will.
Oh, that's fun.
I went to their website to get a sense of who this outlet was, and here are some of
their recent headlines. Quote, the euro is a Frankenstein currency.
All right.
Quote, John Kerry said the quiet part out loud. The First Amendment stands in our way.
Is he still alive?
Yeah, he's around.
All right.
And he hates the First Amendment.
That'll happen, though.
And here's the last one quote atomic salvation
Did the atom bomb save five hundred thousand to thirty two million lives good question for no one cool stuff
Yep, they published their own journal
But they seem to publish a lot of stuff by Peter McCullough head of the McCullough Foundation
Which makes sense because he's the clinical section editor on their editorial board
other members of their board include
He's the clinical section editor on their editorial board. Other members of their board include
anti-vex ding-dong Pierre Cori
and the CEO of RFK's anti-vex outlet
Children's Health Defense Mary Holland.
This is an anti-vex front
dressed up to look like a scholarly journal,
so it's difficult to take anything
they publish too seriously,
but Alex isn't even covering the journal's article itself.
He's covering a sub-stack about it.
So that's not, I don't
care.
Yeah. Yeah. Those things tend to have like an unfair advantage on account of like, if
you just sound good enough, you can usually scam some billionaire out of some amount of
money because it's not real for them. And it just, you know, they support the thing.
So you got a nice little cushy, sinecure kind of job where you just lie yeah that's like the dream the
American dream I mean it is a little bit it's not far off so just one more clip
because I grew impatient with sure that's understandably so well because
there's an irony and that is that like I'm growing in patients as he doesn't get to the point.
Right.
And then when he does get to the point, it turns out it's this guy's sub stack about
anti-vax blog study.
Sure.
And then he has another study.
Uh oh.
And here's another study for you from the University of South Carolina headed up by Philip Buxenholz, PhD professor of cancer molecular
genetics. A Pfizer mRNA vaccine is contaminated with a plasma DNA vector. Vector means it spreads
that is used as the template for in vitro
or in vitro
transcription reaction. That means it replicates in you.
His DNA,
this DNA could be the cause of some of the rare
but serious side effects like death.
Yeah, it starts a viral effect in your heart
and you get myocarditis.
What's the main cause of natural myocarditis?
Viral infections.
This is why Alex kills time forever
before getting into stories.
Because when he finally does, he trips over words
he doesn't know and he has to riff explanations
for all this stuff on the fly.
He has zero idea what any of this is about,
but he's built it up to be super important.
So you would expect that he would have read any of this in advance.
Any of it!
But he hasn't. And it's super clear once he finally gets around to looking at the prop
paper on his desk. He has no idea what these words mean. He has no idea who Philip Buckholz
is and he has no idea what he's reading. This isn't a study that he's reading, that he's
referencing. It's a PowerPoint presentation that he's reading, that he's referencing.
It's a PowerPoint presentation that Buchholz delivered to the South Carolina State House.
It's full of grammatical errors, like lowercase letters starting sentences, and the first
sentence of his conclusion is, quote, we should check a bunch of vaccinated people to see
if plasmid DNA is integrated into their genomic DNA.
Essentially, his conclusion conclusion is let's go
fishing and he uses the very scientific term of a bunch of people. This is not
good. Get a chunk! The last line of his conclusion is quote 20 Greek soldiers
wander around outside the walls of Troy. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave soon.
Not a big deal. 20 Greek soldiers packed inside a large wooden horse are a
different matter.
That last line has a couple asterisks after it, and if you follow them, they go to a very
small font footnote that says, quote, I believe this was a scientific and regulatory oversight,
not a nefarious intent to transfect people with and alter their DNA. Sure. But it needs
to be fixed nonetheless. Sure. This wasn't from a study.
It was from a September 12th, 2023 listening session that was held by the South Carolina
legislature.
I'm guessing that one of the dipshits that Alex follows on Twitter recently discovered
this PowerPoint presentation and, you know, started posting about it.
So Alex saw that and now he has to make up a story about how this is some deeply prestigious
study and how all the prestigious scientists are dropping these bombshells.
The full video of this listening session is available online, and if you actually go to
the South Carolina Legislature's page, they include in their materials for this a letter
challenging the statements made by this guy.
A representative from Pfizer wrote to the committee saying, quote, we write to you today regarding the pandemic preparedness listening session hosted by
the Senate Medical Affairs Committee on September 12. During the session, the committee heard
remarks pertaining to the Pfizer BioNTech messenger RNA COVID-19 vaccine, incorrectly stating that the
vaccine contains plasmid DNA that could potentially impact a person's DNA and be a theoretical cancer risk. There's no
evidence to support these claims and they provide the risk of being
misconstrued by either committee members and or the public at large. None of this
context is provided by Alex's coverage because he doesn't know shit about the
stuff that he's covering. He knows that he doesn't know shit about this stuff
which is why he dances around and rants about the devil. Now he's a big boy instead of covering any of it. He knows
that as soon as he gets into anything specific, he's fucking weak. And it just looks like
shit. Oh, this study done by the University of South Carolina. It's a presentation that
was in a listening session that is clearly not correct. As clearly someone who's talking
shit. Session that is clearly not correct is clearly someone who's talking shit
Just you know like the idea of not even not even
Scanning it right not even a cursory like I'll just hey listen. I know I'm going on air
I'm never gonna get to like the third page
So I'll just scan the top page of every one of my stacks just to
make sure that I just just a little bit of work that would be nice just a little bit
but the fact that it like it goes so shallow is such an indication that he doesn't really
care at all about the idea of the audience not taking his word for it at all. Not at
all at all. At all.
He knows that whatever story he comes up about this is going to be what they believe and,
you know, whatever.
You know, like, because this is like a listening session, PowerPoint presentation that this person gave dubious information and it's over a year old.
Yeah.
Alex is reporting that as a new study from the University of South Carolina.
And that's, I mean, unethical.
Yeah, yeah.
I think there's a lot to be said.
You know, okay, I'm going to relate this back.
You know, Sinbad's got the one of my favorite lines, which is, you're funnier when you ride
the bus, that kind of thing.
And the more I think about it, the more I think Alex is getting away with this level
of stuff, not because he could have started here, like he couldn't start with this little
effort, but by gradually wearing people down over the years to get to this point, right? Like, he's got a reinforcing
negative response to why why get better at your job if you're rewarded for getting worse.
True. And there's nothing behind what he was pretending early on. Sure. So as time goes
on, there is no grand communist conspiracy that you're sniffing out and getting to the bottom of like your John Birch Society fellows.
Totally.
The John Birch Society had the good fortune of being disgraced. So they didn't have to stay in the public face for 30 years like Alex has.
Sure, sure, sure.
They would have run out of steam and turned into, Oh, it's the devil. Eventually, probably. Alex is, Alex is being forced to exist when there is no meat on the
bones. Yeah. And there never was. Yeah. Yeah. The JBS had the see the thing about the JBS
though, is it has the advantage of being made up by rich people. So they can go away and
just be rich and like, but they still were JBS.
It's not like they changed their mind.
Right.
They just went away and spent all their money to make more JBS people.
Yeah.
Right.
But Alex went underground a bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alex can't really go underground anymore.
But that's the fucking problem.
Yeah.
Could.
You're right.
He could.
He doesn't because he wants money.
Right.
He can't.
Yes. He could if he was not him because he's him he can't if he wasn't maniacally driven to make tons and tons of money
Yeah, and all that shit then yeah, he could easily go underground. Yeah the way that
Other other folks in his legacy have you know what I don't think there's a lesson there. No, probably not nope so anyway
I I thought this was a perfect illustration of like why he dances
Yeah
and why he does all this filler and killing time and all this stuff is because once he has to read these articles for the
first time he's forced to make stuff up and
It's just that's not fun for him now ranting about the devil and all that
stuff and and how he doesn't really like violence but kill kill kill sure that's
fun and that's what people want anyway they don't want him going over this
study he couldn't do it if he wanted to that's what I'm saying that's why you're
funnier when you ride the bus because once you get to this point you're just
playing the hits nobody wants to hear the Eagles new shit. You're just playing Hotel, California till you die man, right?
That's just happening. You're getting an applause break for saying
They want to fight they got
Jesus man come on cool man do a do a Adam Sandler and funny people see how it goes try acting good try
So yeah, we'll be back.
Okay.
Another episode. But until then, we have a website.
Indeed we do. It's knowledgefight.com.
Yep. We'll be back. But until then, I'm Neil. I'm the OmniZX Clark. I'm the Mysterious Professor.
Woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo!
And now here comes the sex robots.
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