Knowledge Fight - InfoWars Roulette #1

Episode Date: February 10, 2017

Today, Dan and Jordan go in blind for a special mini episode of the podcast, where they are going to listen to a randomly selected video from InfoWars YouTube channel. Do they get lucky and stumble into some insanity, or does life decide to be cruel and end up dishing them a David Knight video? Only one way for you to find out.

Andy and Kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding Hello, Alex. I'm a person color. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight I'm Dan. I'm Jordan We are back for another a new kind of episode here on the podcast We're recording a shorter episode. Maybe a bonus which is basically against our entire ethos Yeah, we like to go long Like to go long as a yeah on the last episode. Yeah, let's let's make that as long as possible as the way to describe So today what we're gonna do is what I this maybe this will be a new thing info wars roulette

What we're gonna do is I have selected a under 10 minute video from info wars.com And we will listen to it And one of us will die at the end is basically this is a Russian roulette info wars video What straight up real talk root beer talk makes me scared is I don't know if this is an Alex video This might be one of his subordinates and this is our this is our great achievement Yeah, right here is we're gonna get into this no matter what so Jordan. Let me ask you this

Would you like me to? Play it straight through or would you like it to pause in the middle? Um? If I say play it straight through I'm going to yell at you halfway through to pause in the middle fair enough So let's let's play it by ear and if it's David Knight, I'm gonna turn it off All right, all right, let's fight this fight knowledge fight this video is called tough talk leaks god damn it We're all gonna die state attacks Trump I

Love it already That's the logo here, it's pretty cool Now they cut off the heads they drown people in steel cages Haven't seen this Haven't seen this nobody's seen this For many many years All nations have a moral I've got to pause it all that's That sounds like the opening crawl to Dune, right like that's what we're talking about right now

But I also have to pause already just to be like when I was in college There was that Daniel Pearl video that like my friends watched already already This is a short version of our episodes. This is gonna be six and a half hours Please I know mm-hmm. Oh, thank god I did not either but I I listened to my friends watching it in another room. It wasn't beheading video No They be rose Daniel Pearl. They have those yeah Yeah, they have those videos now with Isis where they behead people

Yeah, but I'm saying those existed 12 years ago So when when Trump is be up on stage you're talking about like we haven't seen beheading since the Middle Ages like no They've been do you see but have you seen like those old faces of death? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, we're I didn't watch those. Oh, no. Oh, why why would you why would you but I'm aware of them? And I am aware of them. Yeah, they're horrifying. Yeah, just the existence of them. I shan't watch Grotesque stuff unless I accidentally watch it. That is the 11th commandment, right? Thou shan't said so Trump might have some more bullshit to say I bet he does Gays should just speak out against such violence all nations have a duty to work together to confront it and to confront it

Visually if we have to So I want to express clearly today To the American people I want to express clearly that he breathes like Alex He breathes weird Why do the two of them breathe weird? Hey, I don't know. I think it's cuz bullshit only goes one way. All right It only comes out We'll do everything in its power to defend and protect religious liberty in our land Religious liberty America must forever remain a tolerant society. We're all face or respected and we're all of our citizens can feel safe and

Secure pause that we have to feel safe and secure. I just want to let you know that I want to kill myself after Listening to that and then being where we are in the world today. Yeah, yeah, yeah Can we all just murder ourselves right now totally if there was a suicide cult based on all the lies that Trump has said I'm the leader of that. There was that guy who tried to self emulate and like I when I when I read that on Twitter I was like, I get it. I get it. Yeah, right? Yeah, no, you're not wrong. You're not wrong, bro. No, bro. You're you're on the right track With you. Look, I'm not jumping onto that self-emolite train, but you know what you're doing. There was a time in my life Like I I still might get there at some point, but I have a holy war against

If I didn't have a sense I got I got a larger I got a larger war to fight. Yeah, it's a knowledge I've got an info war to fight. It's a knowledge fight. Yeah In recent days, we have begun to take necessary action To achieve that goal. God, I hate him so much gotta be a reference. I hate him so much Yeah, it has to be Yemen that went well. I hate him so much that went well He's such a garbage piece of it. Dude. How do you dude? Yemen raid was boss. Do you remember? Do you remember those pictures of whenever Osama was killed this episode is gonna be three hours long?

It's gonna be three hours long. We're five minutes. No, we're not even two and a half seconds into this fucking clip We're five minutes into our short now. Okay. Do you remember the the pictures of the Osama raid where they have Obama they have Hillary they have everybody in the in the war room. Yeah, yeah, yeah Staring intently at that video. Yeah. Yeah, what's gonna happen? Mm-hmm all of the reports of the Yemen raid were Trump going Yeah, I'm not a big fan of intelligence briefings and then everything going to shit I mean, what could he have done in that room really? I at least pretended to be a fucking no

But as someone as someone who's very convinced of his incompetence He probably would have only screwed it up more that is a good point That's a good point. Yeah, what what if we put him into a Tiny little bubble wrapped room. Okay, just perfectly like you know how happy you feel when you crunch bubble wrap Sure, sure, sure. Let's give him a room just full of bubble wrap No, and then whenever he comes out of it six years from now one I'm gonna have the room. He's no longer. He's no longer present one one corner bubble wrap. Okay one corner taffy One corner

One corner a laptop one corners one corner snozzberries. Do you will they taste like Fourth corner a laptop that has only point-and-click games on it Just just like whoa. Whoo. If if somebody Explain to him that we don't know where Carmen San Diego is His entire presidency would be about five The fourth corner of the room is just rock-a-pella All right, we're on we're on our three of our short version to episodes. We have not even gotten into Let's go. Let's go. All right. Here we go who it's gonna be

I Okay, and he also and we're not gonna play the clip of this. I'm god damn it. It's David Do you want to hear some David Knight? Let's let's finally get into it. So before we go any further I hate this guy. You know David Knight so well. He's so boring to me David Knight is non-existent I've never heard David Knight speak before here's what he looks like all right I'm looking at David Knight and I hope he gets hit by a truck. So let's Santa beard. Yeah, let's ride this out Imagine listeners if there was a guy who quintessentially looked like a guy you wanted to get hit by a truck You all have phones. Just Google David Knight info. Yeah, it's in the white papers. They don't even hide it

It's in your white phones All right, here we go David Knight David Knight Just gonna tell you he said don't worry about all that talk about the tough phone calls It's time. We got tough and we're going to take care of this. So he talks about that he talks about what you just heard in terms of the Persecution that we see the violence that we see that we have to confront he understands that that is his duty To protect us as citizens You're being really unfair. I'm sorry. What what's that? I'm sorry. I didn't understand is he still talking?

He is super boring. He is the most boring human being I've ever heard my life Alex How is it that Alex is on the same network as this the most boring human being there's ever been? I love the idea that our mini episodes will just be like little glimpses into these other people Listen, he that is so boring David Knight came up with dirty dossier. Give him a little bit of leeway All right. All right. Give him start that start the clip up again. I will try to stay away No, don't you dare. I will murder you that is the duty of the American government and then he talks about shutting down the suppression of Free speech of political speech and yet. What does the media focus on the media focuses on his opening joke to the audience? Headlines Trump opens national prayer breakfast with talk about TV ratings

Trump noted and this is the hill Trump noted his tremendous success as star reality shows Apprentice and How many views does this particular instance have This video has 34,622 views at press time 34,000 right now his and now when Alex Jones pulls his cult leader nonsense talk, huh? Millions of views. Well, not maybe not maybe but at least hundreds of thousands of views, right? Way more than this David Knight. This dude is amazingly boring. He's Spectacularly this is a dirty dossier. I know but this is unconscionable I am listening to him talk wondering why any of us exist at all

And now this goes to how long you on the past episodes when I was so mad that yeah Yeah, how long has he been talking for I don't know. It seems like a year. It seems like a year This is the most boring human being of his his job is to be Listen, all right. I'm I'm too. I'm doing boredom Or his boringness serves a purpose though. All right His droll is in stark contrast to Alex's frenetic Insane pace. Yeah, but I think we've all fallen in love with Alex Jones's insanity David Knight is

The I like I assume you I'm trying to I'm trying to find a corollary like the only thing I can think of is a like Okay, not a Jane Austen novel. I'm listening but the reviewer of a Jane Austen novel who works at a like really low-level college I really feel like the English professor at like at like Eastern Illinois University Who's like I got a grind to pick with Jane Austen? The reviewer is more insane than the writer Jane Austen is David Knight

This is what I'm saying. I'm saying that even Jane Austen isn't as boring as dain dain David Knight It's not worth knowing his name. It's not worth knowing his name. Let's see how let's and will he say anything interesting? If he doesn't say dirty dossier, I'm gonna be pissed off Liberty apprentice as well before you pause real quick ratings since he left This is just this this is now like these episodes are now are Excused to just be filled with bile and rage I mean some random asshole. He's not random to me though. He's my friend to you to you He's an old

He's he's a member of your yeah, yeah, no, I know him well. I understand. Oh David Knight I knew thee well This guy's an asshole though, let's see. This is what he had to say He said we know how that turned out the ratings went right down the tubes It's been a total disaster Restarted with Arnold Schwarzenegger hosting and I want to just pray for Arnold if we can pray for those ratings So this is prayer breakfast. It's like you know pray for it was a dig at Arnold Schwarzenegger because Arnold Schwarzenegger Took a lot of digs at Donald Trump and then took over his show

So, you know, he just throws us out there as a joke, but that's the only thing Out of this Significant speech that he gave the only thing that the media wants to talk about And of course when he talks about the tough talk don't worry about the tough talk in the last couple of days We've had a couple of This oh my god. He's so boring so boring this whole time, too. He has not made eye contact with the camera. He's just Looking down at papers, of course not If you looked into a dot into his eyes, you would see the empty

Atomaton that exists in between them. You would just see dirty Dossie If like do you remember men in black? Do you remember watching that movie? I saw it But then there was like this bright flashing light. Yeah And then all of a sudden you don't remember anything You remember how there were those Aliens that like they they cut the head open and then there's that little alien driving the the human person Mm-hmm. That's what David Knight seems like to me. Yeah, there's a tiny little alien inside of his head Driving a David Knight bot. I

Don't think you're totally wrong. Yeah, so I just searched on Twitter for like responses to The Trump's prayer breakfast speech also, I wish I hadn't looked for it because the yeah No, that was a terrible idea The only thing that came up was Arnold Schwarzenegger doing a video reply. You're like, nope. All right. Nope. Nope No, don't care what he thinks about his ratings also do what world do we live in now? It has anybody considered that it's not do we wake up every morning going like wait? Really? Yeah, so what he's talking about though, too, is this tough talk is

Calls with foreign leaders like Australia's leader The the hung up on it. All right, so we've got that's what he's talking with tough. All right first off We have a national prayer breakfast, which I'm not cool with it's also not what it is not cool with that. It's also not what it is It's not what that is. You you hear national prayer breakfast and you just assume everyone's eating eggs And maybe like hey, let's do the whole Yeah, hey shut it. That's not what it is. We're gonna eat some pancakes. So shut it. We're gonna eat some pain It's a weirdo group

Right of largely conservatives. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there was like there was all of our presidents do it They've done it for a long time. Yeah, but there was also at this one Like a member of Russia's like Putin's party was there. Well, everybody got to pray It's it's time to pray now So so we got this we got this precedent set where all of the presidents go to this dumb breakfast You have to where they pretend to give a shit and and look Do I do I think that Obama believes in religion the way that? Christians believe in the way that conservative Christians believe in it. No, of course not cuz if you did you're fucking a lunatic

But you also believe that he right is a Christian. Yeah George a George W. No, same thing. He doesn't give a shit about you Keep on going back all of them However, have still gone to that dumb prayer breakfast. Yes, all of them have pretended at the very least To give a shit about decorum. Yes Trump went on stage and

made fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger's ratings my ratings are great His are bad That is one Hilarious I 100% I'm like I 100% support a president doing that If it weren't for those if it weren't for the rest of all the shit that he's doing Yeah, that's the funniest fucking thing any president has ever done in history Well, like how Larry one of the things that I'm having to wrestle with more and more lately is how much it sucks

When shit is petty in the real world Like the concept of pettiness is so hilarious, but so funny It's it when it when it has other things attached to it. Yeah, so Imagine if we lived in the real world where Obama is doing all of the other normal stuff that he does and then just one day He just shows up that at the national prayer breakfast, and it's just a dick. That's so fucking funny Yeah, that's so funny, but instead it's Trump like no immigrants can be all lit on fire But also a hilarious it like it's so funny in order for this analogy to make sense Like let's say Obama put out a single before

Before he was president right okay, and then some guy that he went to junior high with put out a single while he was president The dream right and so he goes to the prayer breakfast. He's like look listen I know the dreams got a great great song better Hilarious so petty hilarious buddy, but it never existed except except now this is the world we live in yeah Yeah, anyway, here's more boring ass David How many hours are we into this? I think that's the bigger story more so than what came out of these quotes whether or not they're true now

Of course the Mexican government has denied what was leaked to the Associated Press Mexican government slammed the claim as a downright lie who fucking talks like him Donald Trump said he might send troops to Mexico If they don't take care of this in the accent It's an affectation for sure Donald Trump might send troops to Mexico like who the fuck talks like that Is there a regional accent there that I'm not picking up on no no no no sounds like an insane person. It's smug It sounds smug it's very smug it sounds like such a it sounds like It sounds like Madonna coming back from

Britain after being married to Guy Ritchie Well, do you know how I was telling you a couple episodes back whenever Alex is kind of weird he tugs on his ear Yeah, well, but there's that tell yeah, never David Knight lies His he just speaks His smugness picks up a little bit and then he laughs it's like he he's one of these like Do you remember when you played like bad video games? Like what are you sure like Mega Man the early Mega Man games? Are you saying the Mega Man video games are bad? Not all of them, but some of the Mega Man 2 is a fucking great

But Mega Man 2 like wood man the pattern is super easy. Yeah, like it's your bubble man Yeah, so easy the robot masters and to like Dr. Wiley. Yeah, Dr. Wiley Dr. Wiley that piece of shit. It was super easy, but like You see the patterns pretty quickly. Yeah with the first time we played Mega Man 2 probably not no It was the hardest game in the history of difficult Yeah, yeah, but once you got to Mega Man 7 and then you went back to Mega Man 2 you're like, oh, I get right I get it, but then you go to Mega Man X and they add all those little metaphor is going too far Are we going too far with us? It's going I'm sorry. I just want to avoid listening to David Knight any further

My metaphor is that David Knight is the first boss in Mega Man, okay his pattern is so fucking easy to recognize right we all just move on Yeah, gotcha. He doesn't have the shuck and jive of an Evan Alex Jones Alex keeps you on your toes a little bit. He does and keeps you entertained I have a me and says wacky bullshit. We have we have listened to Maybe One minute forty five seconds three minutes including that including the Trump quote Yeah, of

Respond to I have immediately Developed way more of a respect for Alex Jones than I could ever have imagined literally nothing to respond David Knight Everything is so boring is the most boring human being in the history of the world. Go Dirty dossier dirty does yeah What he has reported to have said what the AP reported that he said was you have a bunch of bad ombres down there You aren't doing that stop them. I think your military is scared our military isn't so I just might send them down to take care of it He's kind of the MPR of info war. He is the that's exactly the broadcasting style I just heard. Yeah, you're right. He is the crazy wing bat

NPR yeah, he's there to loop in the like really old people who think Alex yells too much They're like, I don't I don't like it when Alex hosts. Oh, but David's in tonight. I like David I like it when I hear the same insane bullshit in a very comforting tone. That really makes me feel good about content It's about the way it's being delivered. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, so anyway dirty dossier That was the allegation now the Mexican government. So that did not happen had no comment on that And what the man I'm sorry. I'm sorry with the Australian Prime Minister or President, I don't know what his title is his Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull

those two He really should know what is We both have the same thought simultaneously. You're sure you fucking know. Yeah You should know that If you're if you're going on air, you really should know what the title of the person you're talking about This has become my favorite thing for us to do now because we have no Like we've just been set free from the most boring human being like we can do whatever the fuck we want now in this Empty

Fucking yeah, this is comics unleashed. Yeah. Yeah, just just this fucking The lion the lich in the the lion the witch in the wardrobe kind of situation Listen, David Knight is the Turkish delight of host You want to go let's how many metaphors can we jam into this one? Yeah, there's so much How how Speaks I think show what is happening with the intelligence community. Look, we've already seen the so-called dirty dossier There's nothing but political pulp fiction what they leaked out to try to Also just a little note on the dirty dossier

One of the guys who was suspected to be one of the leaks from Russia was found dead in his car Yep, and a couple other people who were suspected to be leaks have been arrested by Russia for treason so maybe it's not bullshit perhaps Shortly following the election of an installation of Donald Trump almost immediately almost immediately also When we're talking about a call with the the prime minister Yeah, so so don't let's not be remiss in saying that Trump had a call with Putin that Mysteriously wasn't recorded. You know what's crazy about that that call wasn't recorded and then immediately following that There were a lot of bombs dropped on Ukraine almost immediately

immediately to the point of Noticeability, I don't know it's like 5600 and insane about so like the day before Zero well not zero but close to zero close enough to zero within the margin of error Yeah, but there was still conflicts. I don't want to invalidate of course We're not we're not we're not embellishing anything when we say the number is less than fifty six The number was way less than a thousand. Yeah, and then the next day the number was way more than a thousand Yeah, I don't know if that has anything to do with each other. I mean it seems unrelated if I if I

You know just put on my thinking hat. I wonder if I wonder if David Knight has anything to say about that Probably has something to do with transdimensional beings. I would actually buy that. Yeah, if I had to guess anyway Tell us the truth David Tell us the truth of Donald Trump and of course That's what they're trying to do with these leaks about What was supposedly said between Trump and the Australian Prime Minister between Trump and the Mexican president? And Trump is not a fool. Yes after this so-called dirty dossier went out To see who was doing this leak and he knew that it was coming from it doesn't know which one

But he knows that it was coming from the intelligence community leaders that are there So this is a narrative that info wars is spinning really hard that Trump He like selectively fed out some information like some false information to see who would leak it That's a really good. That's like a classic D&D plan right there It's like you give each and you give each agency some false information and you see which comes back and you're like I know which one's leaking it. Yeah. Yeah smart move. They have that story Not real. No, no Trump is not smart enough to do that, but that's a really smart move. No, and it didn't happen

And so he knows where this stuff is coming from this is the fruit folks of what we've been so concerned about With dragnet surveillance of the American people This is something that people have been rightfully concerned about since the Frank church and the congressman Pike hearings Back in the 1970s where they realized that the CIA and the NSA were doing Unconstitutional illegal surveillance of American citizens here in America without search warrants And they said we got to stop that so they created the FISA act before I got it We got to stop that I got to say what they need to stop is the breathing in on mics. I

Have 35 no, no, no, I don't know what you're talking about I paid about a hundred. It just seems like It's time for us to these mics cost about a hundred dollars or so I have breath guards on them and you know like no you do you do a great job I don't think I listen back to these shows before I post them. I don't think there's any But what is this Christ? It's so I think I think it's just that there's no one wants to hear breath There's just so little going on in his brain. I so This does or it like you nailed it when you made the NPR comparison like I remember listening to one episode

of your your this American lives Where I did this American life. Yeah, you're this American lives. I did that. Do you remember that one? What? David Knight was on it. You went That does sound like that sounds right. Yeah For 45 minutes, do you remember that one? Oh, well, it was an in-depth investigation about like people who can't breathe, right? Right. All right. Yeah, by the way sponsor us this American We'd be a big asset. No Also real talk

George Soros if you're out there Give us some goddamn money. No shit, right? If you're the architect of what you purport to be or at least other people purport We're on the vanguard. We need you right there. Yeah, you're you need us more than we need you I think keep putting up this amount of work for free when I have a nine-to-five goddamn job Well, we're paid protesters though. Oh, yeah, we get we get 25% from 25 cents per And $50,000 a year retainer. Yeah, it's bullshit. Man. I would crush for a $50,000 a year Legit work nine-to-five

More than that. I work overtime. Yeah, I don't make 50,000 you and me both. I would protest. No, I wouldn't actually I Wouldn't do that if I didn't believe in what it was, you know, like if I didn't believe in the cause I wouldn't even even I think we're getting down the rabbit hole here We need to know what David Knight know we are there. We're getting down the rabbit hole of hypothetical bullshit Responding hypothetically to hypothetical situations is never a good thing How is it that David Knight has not made it through 10 words before us falling asleep? We're so fucking bored Intelligence surveillance act to say we're going to allow you to do surveillance, but you got to make it foreign. We don't want you doing Warrantless searches on

Search warrant for Mrs. Verizon as Rand Paul said which is what they do and what did they do? They took the FISA powers the FISA court Which is a single judge and the government bureaucrat goes to that single judge and says I want a search warrant for mr. Mrs. Verizon or whatever they want and There is no publicity of that. There was that was that on the other side for that. That's 100% right I agree with him 100% Okay, FISA is a fucking absolute rubber stamp court that allows them to surveil all of us All the time with no real surveillance

Sure are with no real like check on that power. It is it is absolutely unconscionable I agree with him David Knight has nailed it and I am about to fall asleep. He's the most boring man in the history of the world I agree with you that I don't think surveillance is great cool They claim that with that FISA court they are amending the Constitution real quick just to make this interesting Well, the way we're gonna make this interesting is one of us dies at the end of this quote, right?

I'm gonna bet you we're gonna bet our lives on the end of this. I'm gonna bet you a dollar. Okay Over under on how many more times he says dirty dossier. Oh God damn it. I put the over under at 1.5. You take over or under your choice 1.5 over under I'm gonna take over. Okay. I'm gonna go under. Okay. I still think he's gonna say it one more time And we're not even allowed to know about that and that goes all the way back to the 1970s hearings You saw them talking about the assassination gun, but what people didn't talk about Was the fact that congressman pike when he called the NSA and at that point Everybody tried to pretend that the NSA didn't even exist. They all said NSA means no such agency

And pike said I want to see Your brief I want to see your charter for your organization They said well, it was created we were created by an executive order by president Truman No, we're not gonna show that to you I swear to God, I feel like it represented with the American people I feel like we're just gonna fall asleep and this clip is gonna end and that's gonna be the end of the podcast This is the most boring thing. I've ever heard legitimately supposed to be about phone calls. How is this possible? Don't know this man is so boring

This is what I'm worried. I'm worried that I'm worried that we're going to become boring by pointing at like just being adjacent to this boring man. Oh, it's gonna rub off. Oh God What what does it feel like? Okay? Imagine you're married to this man. I Don't know if he's married actually. I have no idea about his personal doesn't matter. We're going to do pure hypothetical Improv yes, and sit you I turn around get into character. All right. Oh, I am David Knight's wife All right, I tried to turn my chair around it Did not go well. It did not go well. All right

Hello, hey, do you want to do you want to go out for dinner later on this evening? I love to take food into my mouth. All right. What type of food do you like to take into your mouth? Well, I love the stuff that is sustenance based. All right, sustenance based is nice How do you feel about food from Asia? Asia is a dirty country. All right. Wait, hold on Or what how do you feel about food from Australia? Well, I don't like that. They shut down. Oh my God. Is it you Alex Jones? I knew I was married to you the whole time

Alex Jones All right, here we go. Well, American people can't know what we're about you can't know what we're about We don't report to you and So now what we see here after decades of this after every attempt to try to reform these people has been turned around and used Against us now these people are coming after a president who doesn't support their dark globalist agenda and They're doing everything they can to try to destroy him to try to embarrass him But actually when you look at these conversations that came out It just made him look better with the people who voted for him because what he's telling this Australian prime minister Turnbull

Who by the way is a Goldman Sachs banker? He it just came out in the last week contributed. I think it's like one and a half a million dollars. Maybe that's Australian money He has no idea what Australians use for money. He has no idea what Australia He he also we have to assume it's Australian Australia if somebody said Australians use kangaroo pelts for money He would have been like and they translate Australian kangaroo pelts for a one point one dollars to the yeah, no, yeah He has no idea what Australians means for money. Yeah, and and

This also goes to the idea though like I mean we talked about it just a little bit earlier in this clip even like The idea that he has no idea of context He gets on camera and tells this story without any idea of what he's actually saying Like info wars gets really up in their head about like we're not using teleprompters, right? We're here. We're just telling it and like maybe you should maybe you should have some idea of what you're saying Like because this clip is supposed to be about tough talk like Talon the world leaders. What's up?

So far we don't know what Australia's currency is. We don't know what the name of the leader is We don't we know it's turn. We know it's turn, but we don't know his title We don't know exactly really what happened We're pretending the call with Putin didn't happen all this stuff. It's like He he fact that you don't have a teleprompter doesn't save you. It doesn't matter if he was a literate man He would actually believe that Turnbull was the villain of the short story Matilda. I I kind of get that. Yeah, let's get back to David

You hiccupy asshole. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He is somebody who is pro TPP He still wants to keep the TPP going even though Trump has shut that down with America. He is pro open borders He is pro globalist climate change agenda. So he's there on all three of those issues This is a hardcore Goldman Sachs guy who is on with all three legs of the globalist agenda And of course, what were they talking about? What did they have the contentious conversation about? Well, it's alleged that They were talking about whether or not refugees which Australia would not allow into their country, but instead our housing and Papa New Guinea They said well, we want you to take them off of our hands. We don't want them in Australia

We want you to take them off our hands kind of like what Saudi Arabia is doing Saudi Arabia won't take any Muslim I 1,000% don't believe that I I am Struggling to follow along I look I lost every every word he says makes me less interested in the word He said before he's insanely boring but it is last point that like the fight that they had was about like The Australian Prime Minister Turnbull being like dude

Dude, you've got to take some of these refugees off our hands I like I like that that conversation makes more sense to me than any like actual like if the conversation that Was had but you be Trump all right turnbull You should take some of these refugees no no you have it mixed up I'm supposed to be doing that to you. No, but I mean take some refugees They'd be tremendous Wait, am I Trump now? You're a giant piece of shit. I don't even know David Knight has got both of us so bored. You sound like a guy from the Bronx. I that's what I'm trying to do

I don't know. We're losing our minds. This is what happens when you listen to David Knight long enough But but that the last thing he said was fucking insane the idea that like their fight came up because but Australia was like Take some of her We've been doing this we've been doing this long enough with Alex Jones that that sounded so innocuous boring and believable I don't know the believable is just a parcel of boring But yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not that it's believable. It's that it's so Unscandalous. Yeah, because he's not yelling it at you If he were reading the morning traffic report, you would believe anything like if he was reading like oh

On 90 94 we have a block there and that block is called by cost by Muslim refugees who are dancing around They are burning an effigy of Trump right now. That is a block on 9094 you'd be like, oh, yeah, no that makes sense but he's saying that Australia and us fought because Australia wanted us to take some of the refugees Trump didn't want them if Alex was saying it and Reading that news he would be screaming

About the history of Australia being a penal colony and how they're a bunch of dicks, right? And like you right the people that England Alex would have given it some flair Panache some some fucking panache. Yeah showman. Yeah, and David Knight is just boring the fuck I I Swear to God every moment David Knight talks. I want to murder David Knight There's only like another minute left of how is there still a minute left? Well, we've been listening to David Knight for six years. Hopefully 40 seconds of it is the end logo when I when I was a young man David Knight started talking in this clip

Why are you gonna die? A few G's but they want us to take them all they want the UN to vet He's wearing that right who we're going to take how many we're gonna take That's a dentures man Australian Prime Minister was doing and Donald Trump says I don't care that you had this agreement with Obama I'm not interested in doing this and they went around for about 25 minutes Something that's not contentious and at that point Donald Trump hung up on him and rightfully so so when they try to embarrass Donald Trump with these leaks That is really kind of making him look better

But the key thing here that is really dangerous is the fact that we have a National surveillance state that is now openly attacking an elected president in an unprecedented way The national surveillance state is a problem. That was the end of the clip. I totally think I fucking God They went to the the end logos, but I I totally do agree that the national surveillance state is a problem It is but it has nothing to do with what he was just talking about none of what he's just talking about. No, and hey This is let's be clear. Let's be clear. I never Never

want my president to Hang up on a foreign leader. I Never want that like let's not even if we're dealing with a weekend at Bernie's type situation like a dead person Yeah, yeah, okay because that would because otherwise it would go on forever But like let's imagine so Trump heroic president Fake Hitler in another country. They start talking to each other on the phone. Yeah, I

Still don't want fake Trump hanging up on fake Hitler. I still don't want that to happen I still would rather him keep trying to make negotiations in the same way that like at my job I got to deal with some assholes sometimes. Yeah on the phone. Yeah, I never hang up on them I'm always trying Excuse me Mr. Trump if they if they have you feel about Ending the lives of the Jews listen, I'm not I'm not into it I'm not a fan. How are you doing though? You're not interested in

My day is well. I have some good crowd in you I have ended the life of 20 Jews today, how many how many Jews do you oh zero, but I'm Jews Smoking is a terrible addiction. I apologize. I'm not good at improv All right, all right fine, but still the key my point stands I don't why is it that I always play the Nazi in our improv games Preferred position I

Don't think that it's good for us to Shut down Communication like that. I do think that that's an offensive thing It is it is the most damaging but I also I also would say and I think you would agree with this if I heard that Obama Hung up on some foreign leader. I would think that was fucked up, too But see this is this is why amazing This is why we get into trouble is because all the time that we're listening to this we find ourselves

constantly not constantly I would say occasionally or Frequently enough agreeing with their endgame right like their final point like yes The national security system is out of control when it comes to observing American citizens and what what they do right a percent and we're against that because it can be used against citizens Yeah, and they're against that because Interdimensional beings are following us, you know like like that's that's the area where we disconnect Well, I mean and that's what happens when you don't have a team like our our biggest issue is You and I don't have a team like when you come to the Democrat versus Republican thing

We're gonna build one. Hey, God, we need one. We're building it right now We're working on it or at least I'm building the knowledge fight at least at least women are doing a way better job than we are Fuck fuck. Yeah more more women's marches because I'm a giant pilot garbage. Yeah, um and So so but that's that's what happens is if you don't have a team to constantly defend you like when Obama was president there were shit tons of Extraditial killings that he had with drone bombings and all that shit where you're like why no No, you murdered an innocent family not just an innocent guy. Yeah, and it isn't family. You killed him That's on you Obama. Yeah, we're mad at you. Yeah

But if you have a team you're like, oh, well, it's it's Obama doing it So he believes it's right right or then but then now you have Trump who just murdered that fucking kid You with a shitty thing and you're on that team. So you're like, oh, no, he's evil But but but you just opened up a really interesting thing that I think we need to address for how many what hour of this podcast are we 45 minutes Jesus Christ, but There is a perspective From the info wars side that they keep saying that like when Obama did these things. Yeah, didn't care Yeah, and that's

Illusory that's not real. No, when Obama did drone kill people. There were tons of people speaking out. Yeah We're gonna pissed off about it liberals were not thrilled with that right that's that's a complete straw man That's right. That's absolutely not true. Well, it's not a complete straw man. No cuz some people were cool It's not a complete set because there there is an element the idea that no one cared is not right No, I agree with you there But if you're playing the game as a team sport, which it seems to be that Harvard versus D It it really does seem to be the overwhelming reality of what we live in is that it's a team sport anyway Ladies and gentlemen, Jordan. I believe this has been our first truth

I think this is our first short episode regarding David Knight and an hour Hopefully this will be our last episode regarding David Knight. I hope he fucking dies Why I never want to talk. Yeah. No, this is this should be the end. Yeah, the other guys have equally Like unpleasant manipulative voices and and and tones like Paul Joseph Watson We could do an episode about him you would hate him just as much Like these guys the rest of his cohorts are terrible. Yeah, so we do all about one of these episodes every now and then again That just kind of like talks about him. Yeah, exactly

But now what we're gonna do is we're gonna find each of these guys and we're gonna distill them into their essence which in David Knight's case is a Fucking ent from the Lord of the Rings the tree how many more goddamn Lord of the Rings references Am I gonna have to make a boring ass tree the boring ass tree, but he's a friendly tree Not David Knight. No, no, he's a bad tree. It's a racist ass tree Anyway guys Thanks for joining us. You can follow us on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight We're on itunes where knowledge fights the podcast you can reach us

No, but before that, please also review us right give us a five-star review if if I'll say this I'm gonna make a I'm gonna make a new thing if you give us a five-star review and Email me at knowledgefightedgmail.com. I will tweet something really ugly I will say something and Alex Jones that I wouldn't say to my mother Oh, also, we should probably reveal our individual like I'm at Jake Mondale No, I don't want anyone knowing my business. Good point fair enough I am I am at and then

Crosstalk over over that if you feel like isolating the audio from each of us you may find out which one I am easy enough for them to figure out who we are Just in case someone randomly finds this I have no interest in them. Oh, dude docks the shit out of me I don't even know who I am How dare you Jordan's been fun This one stinks So it's fine, but fuck you David Knight

If we were drama coaches or yes, like let's give them a little bit of outro advice Pick it up Right be a little more interesting Project project. I honestly think that's the one of the only things he's doing fine Disagree. All right. He seems like he's talking into his chest the entire time Make it seem like you care make it seem like you can act yeah, like Alex at least like No matter what bullshit he says you're at least like he might care Alex believes 20% of a what he says and

Believes that he believes a hundred percent of everything. He's ever said now if David Knight Believes a hundred percent of what he says He projects that poor bastard. Yeah, what a what a ding-dong anyway He sounds like he's only ever had missionary position sex David if you're listening to this I apologize that we're so mean to you, but I know our propagandist and you're a part of a really bad system and I Follow us on at knowledge fight. I hope someday you're bankrupt. Yeah, you suck. You're terrible at your job We're gonna edit out this last 15 minutes of the out of chance

Fuck you and your family. Anyway guys. It's been fun. We'll catch you next time. Good night Andy and Kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding So Alex I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you You