Lemonade Stand - Ranking the Top 10 Worst Rebrands of All Time | Ep. 026 Lemonade Stand 🍋
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Welcome back to the Cracker Stand.
The Cracker Stand.
We rebranded.
Wait a second.
And we are thinking that actually Cracker Barrel themselves has done an excellent rebrand today in the wake of the Cracker Bell rebrand and the incredible amount of backlash that has been shown.
Is it woke?
Is it woke?
This is the question.
I genuinely, has Cracker Barrel gone woke?
We are going to answer that question.
We're going to get a little overview exactly what's going on with Cracker Barrel.
But also we're going to ask what are the worst rebrands of all time.
This one has gotten a crazy amount of attention.
So we've each brought three of what we think are the absolute worst rebrands.
We're going to post them up on this board.
And then we're going to see at the end, where do we feel Cracker Barrel's rebrants falls on the board.
In the all-time list of good or bad rebrands.
Is Cracker Barrel better or worse than?
I don't know.
I'm curious who you guys brought.
I'll tell you.
We don't know what each other brought.
Calling the show, the Cracker Stand would be the worst.
I don't know if you need to have a slur in the title.
You'd hate to have a slur in the title.
The show would make it very far.
Hold on. I saw a tweet about this. Somebody was saying it was rebranded because of the
we're talking about soda crackers. That's what it's referring to. They didn't get rid of the word
cracker to be clear. They didn't? Oh, that's a good point. Oh, that's a terrible rebrand then.
That's what a cracker barrel is. It's a barrel of soda crackers, just so people are aware, okay?
We bring up this presentation, Barry. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the old cracker barrel logo.
Got the sweet old man by the barrel.
He could be the eponymous cracker.
I don't know, but okay, there it is.
Old country store evokes nostalgia, okay?
A time gone past.
This is the new Cracker Barrel logo seen here.
So they didn't get rid of Cracker.
They just made it a little more modern, millennial, and bland.
Similar examples from recent history.
Burberry went from this.
A cool, a cool ass night.
For people listening,
Burberry was a sick ass night on a horse, okay?
Yes.
Awesome.
And now it's a...
Now it's the word Burberry in plain Ariel font.
Burger King went from the logo that I remember growing up with to this.
Not too much of a change, to be honest,
but a little more simplified, a little more modern.
PayPal dropped their logo.
Everyone's dropping their logos.
They're going to...
Now it's just text.
Just bold font.
Yeah.
And so while none of these caused much problem,
something about Cracker Barrow,
really evoked a certain heartwarming nostalgia
that got everyone up in arms
and it became a political roar shock test.
Conservatives blamed wokeness
for the sleek redesign.
It also came with a change of the storefront.
So this is what Cracker Barrow looks like in my mind
when the last time I've been.
I've never been to Cracker Barrel.
I never lived in a place with Cracker Barrel.
And if I'm on a road trip,
which is my understanding where most people go to Cracker Barrel,
what they do is like a normal human being,
I eat it in and out.
I don't go to Cracker Barrel.
Well, this, and so this looks like an old-timey, like, lodge in the Midwest.
Once it, well, once you leave California, you know, you don't have the in-and-out option anymore.
That's true. I've only done road trips on the West Coast.
Wait, is this, is this actually tied to road-tripping? Is that, is that a stereotype?
Cracker barrel? Yeah, I don't need, I don't know. I've been in a cracker barrel literally once.
You guys are both woke. I didn't know that.
Cracker barrel is awesome. I mean, there's a lot of them in Arizona. Listen, the average age is like 65-plus,
for a Crackerball resident.
So I'm probably,
but you go with your family
and they have good old-timey breakfast and food
and they have this little pin game
you can play while you're waiting.
So their whole thing is like,
we're an old-time lodge,
Americana, right?
That's the whole vibe.
That's the whole vibe.
And it's worth saying that this is the restaurant,
but one third of the restaurant
is like a knick-knack store of like greeting cards
and rocking chairs.
And, you know, it's like, yeah,
that's off-screen from here,
but that's where you would buy
old-timey candy.
and things like that.
We can get your country back.
Yeah.
Well, we can reclaim the old time.
Yeah.
The way things used to be.
Okay.
This is what it looks like now
after the rebrents.
They modernized it.
Oh my God.
They made it an apple store.
What have they done?
What?
Okay.
This just looks like a Denny's.
Looks like a Denny's.
What is the possible thinking
behind removing the only thing
that made it distinguished?
Okay, we'll get to that.
Yeah.
We'll get to that.
Because I, I mean,
I am already sensing a vibe here
that I agree with.
This rebrand doesn't seem very well thought out
and certainly loses anything that made it distinct.
I totally agree.
Yeah, yeah.
But we'll get to that a second.
So the immediate reaction was not that this is a stupid re-brand,
like the Burberry or PayPal one,
or like a bland one.
This is a woke rebrand.
Donald Trump Jr. came out and said,
what the fuck is wrong with Cracker Barrel?
Can I jump in here?
Steak and Shake?
Wait, wait, I got sick and shake.
Okay, okay, right, yeah.
I guess there a second.
So this is Robbie Starbuck,
conservative media influencer.
Cracker Barrel has gone fully woke,
and now it's time to
expose everything, went into a...
It feels just like a bad business decision.
I don't know if it's...
It must be awesome to be this deep
in the conservative grift.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, you could take anything
that comes out week to week.
You get a 45 minute.
You could do it and do a 45 minute presentation
on why Woke is taking away the Cracker Barrel.
The opening part of this presentation.
You have unlimited ammunition.
It seems awesome in a way.
I think it would be, I think our show
would be better if we had a big American flag in the background.
We just picked one thing a week to call it to woke.
I'd be more fun.
It'd be easier.
It'd be easier.
Let's see.
In a comedic way, as one friend said to me,
they removed the cracker and the barrel.
So what's left now?
And the answer's nothingness.
The same nothingness that the left wants you to stomach
in every other facet of your life.
What?
And if you think this is just a logo change, you're wrong.
If I think this is just a logo change, I'm wrong.
And then he goes in four.
45 minutes about how it's a symptom of how, I mean, you know, I think.
What, what isn't a symptom of woke?
Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I don't know.
The goalposts have shifted.
You know, I hate to be that guy.
But have we not shifted the goalposts a little bit on what woke is?
All right.
So I haven't been, the stores are not full of Confederate flags, right?
Am I missing something?
No, it's not like it's deeply rooted.
No, it was actually every, every cracker barrel used to have a giant statue of Robert E.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And they tore it down.
They tabled it like the Saddam.
I was looking this up because I just wasn't that familiar with Cracker Barrel.
And everybody's talking about it like we're removing some historical piece.
They've been around since 1969.
It's like 50 years old.
This is not an American treasurer.
I think you're, you know, they are losing the general store aesthetic.
So it means that the West is falling.
Yeah, exactly.
This was holding up the West was Cracker Barrel.
You know, New York.
Newsmax, firestorm opposition, huge backlash, right pulse news.
I will not eat it cracker barrel again until the woke CEO resigns.
And they made up a quote that the CEO did not say CEO, this is just in paint.
CEO says MAGA doesn't have to eat your eye for one respect his slash her wishes.
That's fine.
I read a Bloomberg article about this.
And one of the quotes is that the CEO is a woman only further fan to the outrage.
Okay, if I could, here, let me give you a moment to tell it to this.
Because, Cracker's share this.
It feels so, it feels so manufactured.
Like, this reaction feels so manufactured, right?
Yeah.
And I, I want to believe that is anyone actually upset about this?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, if you're a podcaster talking about this, then I understand.
leaning into this and making it seem like a fake issue to rile it up.
And then it's almost news itself that this image exists.
Like it's reactionary and funny, right?
But is there anybody at home who like before they saw the immediate pundits reaction
saw the logo change and was like,
woke is taking away Cracker Barrel?
Like, is anyone in the audience,
can you tell me a relative or friend that genuinely feels that way?
Or else you know.
Because I have a hard time even imagining
meeting that person in real life.
I'll say, as someone who's been to Cracker Barrel,
my wife likes Cracker Barrel.
When we road trip, she would like to stop there.
I would say, she's not calling this woke.
But I think this logo change and the store change is bad.
Yes.
I think a fan of the store who liked it would say this is bad.
I can accept that.
And so when you're in that phase, we're like,
I'm angry and mad about it.
It's not hard to be like, and the woke.
I see.
I see.
So you're just redirecting.
You're just kind of redirecting it.
You're redirecting someone's actual anger.
There's real energy.
Their general store being turned into Apple store.
Yeah.
And you're redirecting that anger.
It's like, woke is making you feel.
Yeah.
I don't even think the rebrand is because of wokeness.
I think it's because of illegal immigrants.
Oh, yeah.
Let's get deeper.
I think the deep state did this.
And anyway, so this is not the first time they've had big changes.
They've got to go through a lot lately.
They added alcohol to their menu recently.
They've done menu changes.
I went to a cracker barrel within the past year,
and I was like,
this place has gone woke.
Because I looked at the menu,
didn't have the things I used to get
when I was in Arizona.
Right.
And so they've also been,
let me get to the larger picture here.
Cracker barrel's making this change,
not out of the blue,
not because of the woke,
not because the deep state.
It's because it's dying.
People aren't going to the way they,
people are like,
I missed the old one,
but they weren't going.
The thing is the store was having
declining sales year.
People weren't going.
And that's in a world
that's getting more aged.
We have more old people
and they're not going to Cracker Brough.
Yeah, I did look at a sample size
when we were prepping for the show
and it sounds like one in every three people
are still going there.
So they cut back of house staff.
In fact, people are reporting
over the past few years
that Cracker Bros had like longer wait times,
worse quality meals.
Like it's just getting to be shittier
and people aren't going.
And it's like the reason is not the branding.
The reason is not the woke.
The reason is like, it's just,
it's not a well-liked store.
people remember it more fondly than they actually go.
They're also increasing prices, higher than other restaurants.
So you're getting less for more.
I'm sorry, more.
Yeah, you're getting less for more.
That's that.
Never hear that.
Anyway, so I want to bring up steak and shake because I think that's my rationale here.
This company's just going on a downward spiral.
I will say this rebrand hasn't helped,
whether it's the woke backlash or not,
the stock price dropped like $100 million.
Like they're doing poorly after this.
But steak and shake, one of their competitors,
jumped in and said, you know, we're traditional America.
Sometimes people want to see things change to put their own personality on things.
At Cracker Barrel, the goal is to delete the personality altogether.
Hence the elimination of the old timer from the signage.
Heritage is what got Cracker Barrel this far,
and now the CEO wants to just scrape it all away.
At Steak and Shake, we take pride in our history,
our families, and our American values.
All are welcome.
We will never market ourselves away from our past
in a cheap effort to gain the approval of trend seekers.
Which sounds awesome until you really,
that Steak and Shake's logo is this and used to be this.
They did exactly what Cracker Barrow has said.
And Steak and Shake right now, as of today, making this tweet,
is actually owned by private equity, Gilgari Holdings,
who also owns 9.3% of Cracker Barrow and has been trying over and over to get control
of the company.
That is awesome.
So all they want to do is drive down the stock price so they can get a,
hostile takeover more easily.
It's crazy because it's so funny.
If you look at the comments on this steak and shake thing,
it's like all these people being like,
uh,
respect.
Time to find my nearest steak and shake.
This is how you win.
It's like you're just being played.
It's a play.
You're being played.
This guy does not care about.
Someone,
someone on a Twitter blue checked account named America
memed with a shirtless man,
but with the head of an eagle and an America flight.
Dude, you couldn't write this 10 years ago.
You could not write this satire and have people.
Anyway,
Bilgari Holdings,
anything more American than that,
and they are trying to save Cracker Barrel
by getting a hostile takeover of the shares.
Anyway, we're caught up, right?
There's actually not too much more
to the story despite the 45 minutes
that Robbie Starbuck can do on it.
It's a rebrand.
People don't really like it.
The company's in bad straits.
They'll probably roll it back.
They'll probably roll it back.
And maybe they'll get a new Coke situation
where everyone's like,
I love Cracker Barrel.
They'll get a new Cracker Barber.
A new cracker, yeah.
Okay, you know how just five seconds ago we were wondering if they would actually roll it back?
They rolled it back minutes after we finished recording this podcast.
So we're including this now so you know that it's updated.
You just use this as like your way to reenter the news cycle and then people actually are paying more attention.
If it works, they might do it.
But realistically, they're still going to suck.
I mean, like companies like Chili's are doing really well right now in the same space because people feel like they're getting more for less money.
Cracker Barrow, they don't feel like that.
People aren't shopping there.
So whatever they do, they had to fix the core problem of the restaurant not being appealing.
Anyway, I'm sorry, you have anything to say?
No, I think this rebrand's pretty bad.
And I want to hear even worse rebrands or better rebrands.
I don't know.
Aidan, you want to start?
Yeah, where does this fall?
Okay, so we've each selected three of the worst rebrands that we could think of and did a little digging, you know, as to how it turned out and how we would rate them against this.
My first company, Johnson and Johnson.
Okay.
What?
For audio listeners, Johnson Johnson,
originally, the old one is like a cursive font.
A cursive font.
Now it's an aureole font, like all the others.
So I think realistically, this is the least bad of the three that I picked.
And it's very simple, right?
Red cursive text to red point text.
That's all it is.
And this came because the company, Johnson Johnson,
they have had the same logo for 135 years.
and then in 2023 decided to make this change.
A hundred and thirty-five years with that first logo.
Isn't that crazy?
It looks great.
It's not even like complex.
It doesn't have any of the issues that you might have.
Doug,
and that's the thing.
Because I think as we dig into the reasoning here,
Johnson & Johnson is a much larger company
than I think we think about a lot of the time.
It's a company that doesn't just sell like baby wash,
you know,
that's the first thing that comes to my mind is those types of consumer products.
They have a huge like med tech side of the,
their company and a huge pharma side of their company.
They famously made the worst of the vaccines that you were allowed to take for a while.
The only one that caught, you know.
Dude, I remember whatever was vaccine shaming based on which one.
You were a cooler person if you had Pfizer.
Yeah.
If you were J and J&J.
PLEB.
I love all the,
all the stuff and like conspiracy stuff around vaccines.
And it's like,
they did make a bad one.
They took that one back.
Famously, they made a vaccine that was so bad that it had to get recalled.
and in an effort to merge these different sections of their company,
they changed the branding of their pharmacy
of their company and they wanted to unify everything.
And then when they did that, they switched to this logo.
And I think something funny about these large companies
is they spend so much money on these rebrands
and reorganizing it.
And in a blog post from the company,
they explained a few things behind this.
So I wanted to read just a couple quotes from that blog post
as to why Johnson and Johnson changed their logo.
The logo.
The new logo is modernized for this next chapter.
Each letter is drawn in one penstroke,
creating a contrast that delivers both a sense of
unexpectedness and humanity.
The company will embrace both the long and short-form versions of the logo,
expanding and building more equity around a short-form J&J
to show up in more personal, contemporary ways,
especially in digital interfaces.
So personal.
Contemporary.
And then my favorite, my favorite,
favorite, ampersand. The new
ampersand captures a caring human
nature. It now
presents itself as more globally
recognizable symbol and represents
the openness of the brand as well as
the connections that the
that bring the company's purpose to life.
Dude, what a fucking job. I think
look, can we just be real?
This is why they change it. People can't
read fucking cursive anymore. That's
why they changed it. We have reached an
area of society where most people
are uncomfortable with cursive, right?
and they decided to change the logo.
I think it's a lot of language to say that.
And I think for people, you know, naturally who love...
You don't see the openness of the ampersand?
You don't see the...
It just feels like it doesn't have a lot of openness.
Am I crazy?
It's bigger.
They made it bigger.
Do you imagine getting paid like $30 million
to type in Times New Roman Johnson and Johnson and print it out?
That is not an exaggeration.
These companies get paid this much.
It's millions for these rebrands.
They made each one in one pencil.
They wouldn't dare type it out.
I honestly, I think this is one of the least bad because I think while there was some pushback,
I don't think that anyone is like that deep of a fan of Johnson and Johnson to like care, right?
Yeah.
And I think if you were just glancing at stuff in the supermarket, you might not even notice in your peripheral that they change.
Yeah, I hadn't noticed.
Right, exactly.
Right.
And then I think the company and its profits, like they is, you know, did anything about the business change?
No, the profits have continued to go up since this.
And I think so much of their business is like,
you're not going to like their pharmaceutical factories and like looking at the logo that they print on the pills. You don't have a strong brand attachment.
So I think as far as bad rebrands go, I think this is one of the least bad offenders. And I will put this in, uh, I mean. Okay, higher up is worse.
Higher up is the worst. This would be the worst rebrands. So I think we can safely put this one in the D tier. And I think if you can't read, I would, I might say C. The only reason is because the amount of history. Like, how that's exactly.
A hundred forty-year, and again, Cracker Barrel is a 50-year-old company that is capitalizing off of nostalgia.
At no point was like part of American history.
Woke took away cursive.
I mean, can you imagine if Coca-Cola changed their iconic script font to Coca-Cola type-bap?
I would say C.
I'll vote C as well.
It's 100, which he's telling me 100 years.
Like I was on your side to 100 years.
Because a brand, yeah, I don't know.
Johnson and Johnson.
Stady rebrand.
All right.
I have a weird one.
one. Imagine it's the
1940s, okay? You come up
with a candy. World War II. World War II.
You come up with a candy
that has a chemical in it that as far as I can tell
is not safe for consumption anymore,
but it kind of suppresses your appetite.
And it helps you
to lose weight because you have less appetite. What would you
name your company? Novo Nourdes?
No, no, no, because it helps you
to lose weight. Sort of like,
helps you lose weight. It like aids or assist you with
losing weight, yeah?
Oh, I know what this is.
You would call it AIDS.
A-Y-D-S, because it aids you with your weight loss journey.
And in the 1940s, this is a really good idea.
And so then the years go by and you just keep your company keeps growing.
It's going really well.
It was doing well, right?
It's funny because in the 1940s, it's like, you just have no idea the SEO destruction
that's coming.
It's coming.
You're on the Titanic as the iceberg of the 80s is coming.
And then there's this weird thing gay guys keep getting until eventually,
there's a massive celebrity who gets AIDS and suddenly there's like a hundred thousand AIDS cases in the US in the 1980s.
It becomes a massive, massive deal, right? And there's a lot of, I would say even paranoia around AIDS.
So as you can imagine, suddenly people became uncomfortable with consuming something called AIDS during the midst and height of the fear of the AIDS pandemic.
And so sales start falling dramatically. This starts hurting the company. Clearly a rebrand is needed.
And what they do is they swap to diet.
AIDS.
I looked at the old newspapers
from 1980.
They can't be true.
The AIDS pack,
no, I looked at the newspapers.
I read there's copies of them.
AIDS packages will soon have the word diet
stamped in front of AIDS.
That's what they did.
They didn't change.
Well, no, no, but like in the things,
it doesn't have a picture here because it was brief.
Spoiler alert, AIDS went out of business very quickly after this.
They just started putting diets.
So there were all these people who were
like investors who were telling AIDS to change
their name.
They're like, dude, just
change your name. And they were like, we have too much history to change our names. We're not doing it.
And they just called it diet AIDS, which sounds like a start offence. I'm realizing how hard that
situation is. It's like if a fucking a disease called Sour Patch Kids started killing us.
Like, they can't plan for that. You know, you know what a very top example is Corona.
Corona the beer. No, I'm serious. Corona the beer was like really struggling at the beginning of
the pandemic until eventually they got everybody to start calling it COVID. So,
I was going to say,
dude,
imagine big corona is the poshesta while.
Yeah.
COVID-19.
COVID-19.
So, look,
they were in a shit position,
but I think the obvious thing
is that you changed your name
from the debilitating disease
that is killing people.
You don't put diet in front of it.
It's like you're just starting,
you're some new company now that nobody knows about.
Yeah, but you can still be like,
now,
no,
I just putting diet,
diet AIDS.
No,
I agree.
And by the way,
I checked,
Diet Coke was out of this time.
So people already knew,
that diet blank is like a soda.
I'm just picturing the world where you have like
you're launching your new soda company in the 90s
and you're like, yeah, what if we called it SARS?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's diet sorrows.
It's good.
What do you guys think about this one?
I think of all the, look, they were screwed either way,
external circumstances.
I think they needed to change their name entirely.
Maybe started with AIDS and like...
A for AIDS?
I can put in B or A.
You can do a whole marketing campaign.
I'm imagining like taking out a page in a newspaper and it's like, it's with a why.
That'd be kind of funny.
So I should mention, because of AIDS, the disease, this did briefly boost sales and then promptly crashed there.
There was like a brief period where people are like, oh, cool, AIDS.
It's in the consciousness?
Oh, because of that reason.
I would give it an A or B, A, and where you feel?
Oh, that has to go in A.
Because you're looking, you're looking the problem dead in the face and saying, no, we will continue.
We're sticking with it.
Yeah.
This diet will do it.
Okay.
I don't know my order.
I'm just going to pick a random one.
Oh, classic.
Okay.
This one is possibly, ah, should I save it?
No.
Yeah, this one is possibly monetarily one of the worst rebrands of all time.
Most companies do a rebrand when.
times are tough.
This is a company
that did a rebrand
when times were good
and got no result for it.
This is Tropicana orange shoes.
You're right.
In 2009,
this is the great recession,
but orange juice sales were good.
They got rid of the iconic orange
with a straw out of it
and put a glass of orange juice
on the front.
Now, this rebrand is not just the logo,
which was, I guess,
worse, more bland,
more basic.
Oh, yeah.
The actual Tropicana test is worth.
But they also changed the package design.
And this is a big problem.
because people reported in the grocery store aisle,
they thought this was either a fake knockoff or cheap or a different product.
They were like, why is it no longer pure premium and now 100% orange?
Am I getting something worse?
So sales dropped 20% literally overnight.
Like within a month of this rebrand, people stopped picking up Tropicana at the stores.
They spent, I found it out, $35 million on the rebrand.
Then they spent another $30 million on advertisements for the rebrand.
rebrand. Then they lost $50 million in sales immediately. And then they backtracked. So,
Perry, if you could pull up a slide, or we can pull up my screen, actually. This is what it looked
like in the store. So you could tell not only was it, um, oh my God, it was also every variance
became blandified. You couldn't tell which one you were buying. It's all the same card. Yeah.
It's basically all the same car. For audio listeners, it's like, the original one is like, it's an orange
with a straw in it,
the Tropicana text is very fun.
And then there's a giant block of color
on the carton to indicate what variation it is.
And the new one is all the same
with a tiny thin strip of color at the top.
I think the best example is like imagine,
imagine first day of school in like fourth grade
and you open a fresh new pack of markers
you've just gotten.
It's like a 24 pack.
You open it up.
All of the tops are black.
And there's like a tiny red thing that says red.
And this is what I'm looking at basically.
Anyway, it was so not distinct.
Customers hated it so vehemently.
They did roll it back.
And it ended up being okay for Tropicanan.
They're not dead company,
but they lost in total maybe like $100 million super quickly on this rebrand.
And when they recently did a new rebrand,
so this is 2009, they recently did a new one, 2003.
They kept the memory of this pain very sharply in there.
This is their new rebrand.
They basically changed, you know, they're like,
okay, we're keeping the orange, we're keeping the straw.
We're adding more color.
We're adding.
So the new rebrand's great.
I think this is awesome.
but I'm more bringing out that this one was one of the worst ones I could find of all time.
Dude, that's S for me.
This is truly abysmal.
And the revenue hit as well.
It's like it's not,
dude,
this is bad.
I'm just shocked someone thought this would work or look.
Like,
if you just look at this right here,
your eye tells you that,
I don't know,
I'm just shocked that they paid so much.
To pay $35 million for this bad.
You've touched some rage in my soul,
I realize,
because I remember experiencing this as a child.
and it traumatized me.
I drank
like Tropicana orange juice
with my breakfast every morning
and in 2009 was like,
I think when I would still go
to the grocery store with my mom.
And I,
I remember being so mad
when I found the new rebranded juice.
Because I couldn't find it.
This is another episode where you are the guy.
I know.
And then I looked over at my mom
and I said,
Wokes taken it away from me.
You said,
The West is falling.
The West is falling.
11-year-old me.
You called it in 09, actually.
And I, no, but I do remember being unable to find the orange juice because of the rebrand, like specifically.
And it's funny that it's actually manifest, like that childlike frustration with being
unable to find my orange juice at the grocery store manifested into something actually
really.
I didn't know you had a personal memory on it.
We should have, anyway, but so one thing I want to say, one good rebrand they did,
other than this one, is they rebranded pulp to juicy bits.
Do you see this here?
What?
Extra pulpy, with juicy bits.
Oh, like the word.
No.
I don't like that.
Yeah.
Smooth orange with no bits.
With no bits.
I always thought pulp was a gross word, and now I like it.
I like juicy bits.
I like pulp, but I don't like saying it.
That's like one of those Australian, like, noun rebrands.
brands they'll do where,
where Australians, like,
it'll just be called Brecky on the menu.
And it's like,
we can use normal words.
We can, it's okay to use,
it's okay to say pulp.
Yeah.
Or when you're like in Applebee's
and you have to order like a nine part name,
like the fun fries with,
with the,
you know, whatever.
I just,
I want the right.
Chip some dip,
chips and dip,
please.
All right,
we're guiding.
Yeah.
Okay.
So number two,
we have gap.
Yeah.
Oh, I forgot about this one.
Oh, yeah.
That one was terrible.
Gap in 2010.
So this is also a famously bad rebrand that a lot of people might not even remember because they pulled it back within a week.
Oh, my God.
The backlash was so bad.
Can you describe it visually to people?
Yeah.
So for people listening, basically they take the iconic Gap logo you know, the blue square with the small white text, like thin text in the middle.
And they basically just turned it into.
black text that says gap with a small blue gradients wear off to the side.
Millions of dollars have been spent paying consultants to turn something into plain black
aerial font. All of these are the same. Yeah, this is like, I made, I can make this in Google Docs.
Yeah. They probably did. Five minutes of what was due. They were partying for four weeks. They were like,
oh, shit, we got that Gap presentation tomorrow. Cocaine on the table. God.
Dude, what if we just did it in WordArt?
So the thing with this is, starting in 2008,
after the financial crisis had come into play,
Gap is seeing a large decline in sales.
And in 2010, they think, you know,
let's try to freshen things up
by just changing the logo.
But one of the big problems with this rebrand at the time
is that they changed literally nothing else.
This logo change came with no announcement,
no explanation as to why they did it,
no reason as to why this was specifically the logo,
nothing changed inside the stores.
There was literally, there was literally nothing besides them changing the logo.
And estimates range in how much this cost them.
The scary number you will see online is they spend $100 million on this rebrand.
However, if you look a little closer to that, that seems to be an overestimate.
That was the expected spend with all the reprinting and things that they were going to have to
do with falling through the execution of the logo.
But it's estimated to be tens of millions that they spent on the rebrand up until that point,
to which after a week, they just walked it back and went back to the old logo.
They also saw a 10% dip in their stock price when this happened.
And I think it was, there was a comment in the former director of marketing at Netflix when he saw this,
or when he was evaluating, it said,
rather than make a strategic shift
followed by a signal to consumers,
they just signaled first,
which only served to consume,
confuse consumers more.
People saw the same website,
the same stores,
with the same merchandise,
with the old,
with a lot of the merchandise
with the old logo still.
And then,
but all of that painted
under this new logo.
It just didn't make any sense.
And I think this is a good example
of, you know,
if it's not broke,
like don't don't fix it.
I think there's maybe a stronger argument
of like, oh, if sales were declining,
the company wasn't in a good spot,
like maybe you do need to revisit something,
but to just do this with no explanation.
If it is broke and you want to fix it
so you can change the brand to signify that,
you have to change other things
to tell the consumer,
this is different now, check us out.
But if they go and see the same stuff
with the new logo, it's just,
you just lost your...
Did you also throw a temper tantrum
when you went in Gap?
I don't even...
This is only a week long,
so I don't even remember.
It's funny because it,
even if you were a really big fan of the brand.
Like it's, like, if you were pre,
if you were like an adult or like a kid
not on social media
or like not checking gas website.
You wouldn't even notice.
You might not even have known this happened
because they revoked it so quickly.
It would have been funny though
if we had a slum dog builder
and then were every one of these
you have a different memory from your child.
This is how this dramatically affected me.
It's like finally I have an outlet for this like brand.
As we start describing,
he starts his eyes widened like,
I forgot. No.
No.
The guy in Ratatooey 2 weeks ago.
Yeah. So I would personally
put this one, I think because they walked it back and they didn't have to live with the consequences
for very long, I would put it in like B. B feels solid. B sounds fine. This is just middle of the line
terrible. Yeah. Look, my next one is simple. If you're in electronic store, you've got to feel like
you're modern and your hip and they are the place to go for people wanting the future,
which is why when Radio Shack, the electronics company started to really struggle, right? Like,
kind of in the early days, they were a little more like, do it yourself kind of vibe, but they were late
to like the digital media.
They were late to make a web.
They didn't make a web type
until 1999,
which is kind of crazy
for a company
that is trying to sell electronics
and be modern.
So in 2009,
they launched a campaign
where their new nickname
is the shack.
They dropped the radio
and they just call themselves the shack.
And I would argue
that this actually does not help
modernize things
and it might sound like
it's like something in Jerry's backyard
that you would try to avoid
and not an electronic store
that you should go to.
I'm going to go get my new TV at the shack.
Sounds like you're stealing it.
Yeah, it sounds like you're going to rob them or that you're buying.
It's like fenced goods.
Yeah, you're winking when you say.
Like, I'm going to the shack.
Yeah.
And for, you know, spoiler if people don't know,
Radio Shack did go out of business about six years after this.
Really?
Yeah.
Didn't end up working.
The shack did not land.
This also, they didn't change anything in the store.
It was just like, just call it.
It was just like, call us the shack now.
I like that still says,
it's Radio Shack, the Shack.
Yeah, it was the tagline,
our friends call us the Shack.
You have bad friends.
That's not a good campaign.
It's not a good rebrand.
You know,
this isn't the worst,
but I would say this is D.C. or D.
Like, it's bad.
Do you know when you walk into a Best Buy
and there's that second store
at the back of the Best Buy
that like sells fancier,
higher-end products,
and it's brand as its own thing,
it, that's what this reminds me of.
Like, because it still just says
Radio Shack in the corner,
with the same old logo.
It's like they're trying to do an offshoot of their own store.
It's like the opposite of that.
Like it's a place in the back of the Radio Shack
where it's even worse, more off-brand cuts.
This is like the Air Canada Rouge.
It makes their main store nicer by comparison.
Or like Horizon Airlines of Radio Shack.
Thank God I. Don't have to go to a shack.
We'll just go to Radio Shack instead.
What do you guys feel?
I feel like they were doomed either way.
Right.
It was probably a C or D.
Like no matter what they,
I can drop this a D.
We don't have a D yet.
I think this is substantially not as bad as some of these other ones.
Our friends close to Shaq.
Were they still the Shaq when they did, you know,
right at the very end of their life,
when they were in their like bed, bath and beyond end of life era,
they did a meme stock pivot for a bit and started doing crypto.
I remember that Radio Shacks,
someone bought the whole company for pennies on the dollar
and then just used the logo to try and do a,
a crypto pump.
A GME era.
Right now, they're owned by an El Salvadorian company.
And I don't know more details than that.
In retrospect, I should have read that and gone.
You're not funny enough to call him the Shat.
That's actually, they actually rebranded.
They're doing those like crazy prisons down there now.
Dude, the Shack as an Elsa.
We are going to talk later in this episode about how Kilmer was sent to the Shack.
That's a he was, they, it's an evil company.
I'm telling you.
That's crazy.
They've gone dark.
This is one of my favorite rebrands of all time.
I think it's one of the funniest branding stories.
It's been a saga.
It's a roller coach.
Every few years you get a new little update to it.
The HBO Max rebranding saga.
Yeah.
It's just juicy.
It's just fun to me.
They were HBO in the 90s, a well-respected, you know, home box office.
You can get movies on TV and get a thing.
Then they became HBO Go with the advent of digital.
Then they became HBO Max.
No, you skipped one.
I skipped one.
HBO now.
HBO now, that's right.
Yeah, sorry, I had a picture of all four.
And then HBO now and then HBO Max.
And then David Zazlav buys the company
or converges it with Discovery.
They said,
the HBO brand is too high quality
because we're going to put Dr. Pimple Popper on here
and home renovation reruns and fill that up.
So we can't have HBO on there.
It has to be a separate thing.
So now it's just Max.
They lost a huge chunk of subscribers overnight.
People thought they were being charged
for the wrong thing
or they didn't know what they were.
People wonder where their HBO was.
They only wanted to watch Game of Thrones
and HBO shows.
They didn't know what was going on.
And then very recently this year,
flip it over,
they brought it back.
It's now HBO Max again
as of like a month and a half ago.
Do you know, like,
how are they doing now?
Like, did in the long run
the last couple years,
has this really hurt them in their business?
Well, it's tough to say,
I would say all streamers
other than Netflix are losing money.
That includes Disney Plus,
which has maintained a brand,
That includes paramount, that includes, all of them are losing money.
So it's hard to say whether this would drastically have changed one way or another.
But it didn't help.
The constant rebranding surely can help by any principle of marketing.
It just doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't make any sense how you could have the wire on your platform and be losing money.
It just doesn't.
With how much you pay.
It's kind of like the office was to Netflix, you know, like driving.
I think they could rebrand to HBO the wire and they just sell it to you.
To you.
I would still subscribe.
If that's the secret is if they only had the wire,
I would still be successful.
It's only the first season that.
You have to pay for HBO the Wire Max to get all for.
So I don't know.
I wouldn't put it in the all-time top tiers
because they did go back from it.
And, you know, the product has been relatively good
for people that like it.
I don't think it's changed massively the amount of people,
but it's terrible.
I would put A, probably.
It's bad.
It's real bad.
Well, are we grading the fact?
that, because they've arrived back at HBO.
But it wasn't, okay, but it wasn't a week, like the gap.
Okay, this is, this is a while.
This is like years that this has been confusing people.
I have been internally confused by this.
Four years.
I think this is like really caused harm to.
I also think maybe, yeah, maybe you're right
because if they had just moved faster and been smart,
I feel like they could have just been HBO the entire fucking time.
Yeah.
So maybe, like, I'm down to go, eh.
Okay, I mean too.
I also want to think just how insane it is to be like,
the multi-billionaire owner that comes into this brand new merch company,
you have one of the greatest media properties of all time.
And your first big decision is like,
what if we got rid of it?
Let's go Max.
What the fuck does Max me?
Who cares about Max?
There's a real theme of people being paid ungodly amounts.
There's a whole cool ecosystem in our country.
We're extremely rich people paying each other to do bad things.
To do the same thing and then undo it over, like do you have,
to get paid that much to do nothing net over four years is,
crazy.
Somebody typed out
that Johnson and Johnson logo.
That's good.
You have to have balls
to be the advertising intern
who's like,
this is a hundred and three year old brand.
It's time for me to change.
I can fix it.
Aiden,
what you got?
Wait,
oh wow,
I'm already on to my last one.
All right.
This is Jaguar.
Oh,
the recent one.
Yeah, classic.
I actually think this one
is incredibly interesting
because I think people
might be missing the forest through the trees on this one.
Okay, before you say the actual situation,
I want to say, you know,
I make fun of the joke all the time,
this is a brand where I might say they've gone too woke.
This is something where it's like, in my heart of hearts,
I'm like, did, is this this makes sense?
Is this too woke?
Is this what Jaguar is going to?
You're the guy.
I'm the guy.
I mean, Robbie Starbock's comments going,
talk more about Jaguar.
Grift away.
Grift away.
Okay.
Tell me the truth.
Okay.
Here's,
let's take just the surface level reaction in this, right?
I believe what they did,
what they announced their rebrand.
Wasn't it at the Super Bowl?
Wasn't this a Super Bowl ad when they initially showed?
Last year, right?
This is like nine months ago.
Perry, if you pull this up,
we're gonna have this on the background.
Like, it, uh,
it is extremely bizarre.
It is extremely bizarre.
It is an incredibly bizarre.
It is a crazy ad for a car company.
You have no idea that it's going to be Jaguar
until the very end.
You don't see,
I believe,
a single car
in the end
until the very end,
I think.
It's like a Wes Anderson film.
Like,
everybody is dressed
like a Tropicana
curtain.
Everybody is dressed
how Tropicana
should have stayed.
I'm sorry,
there was no car.
That's just a rock at the end.
There's no car.
This is at the Super Bowl.
Yeah,
so no car in the ad
the entire time.
And, you know,
this ad received a lot
of controversy
when it came out
because people were like,
this doesn't make
any fucking sense.
Like there's no,
there's no car.
This is,
you're not showing us anything,
except this new logo.
And then also in,
so as of April of 2025,
there was a 98% drop in sales
in Europe of Jaguars.
They went from selling 19,
sorry,
1960 units in April 24,
to 49 in April of 25.
Wow.
Now that initially looks really bad.
but the reason that that's the case
is because they stopped making cars
after this rebrand.
They don't, they, they, they,
no longer produced anymore.
They actually didn't have many cars to sell periods.
There's no car in the ad because they don't make,
they couldn't Ford one.
What would have been cool though is if they said what they do now.
Yeah, what do they, you know?
Like if they,
yeah, which you don't get from this ad.
But the whole point of this campaign in this repositioning
is, Jaguar has been going downhill
in terms of their sales for a long,
long, long time. This is not a powerful brand that is, you know, heavily recognized or has the
umph that it used to decades ago. And they're realizing that they need to seriously reposition
themselves. The parent company of Jaguar is a company called Tata of India. And the overall,
that overall owner also happens to own Land Rover and their huge moneymaker is the range rover.
And Jaguar's vehicles and the SUV that Jaguar tried to produce and like enter into
the popular SUV market was not performing well.
And it wasn't making the company any money.
So they're like, you guys need to re-stratage.
So the plan right now with this rebrand is they're pivoting away from their old existing
customer base.
They're going in a completely new direction where they go for more expensive, higher-end,
all-electric luxury vehicles.
And they don't have an actual model officially announced right now.
They have a placeholder, like concept model.
that they've shown off, but I think they're not releasing or showing the new actual car they're
going to sell until later this year. And while a lot of people point to this huge dip in sales
as an indication of this brand falling off, a lot of the feedback and people shitting on this
are people realistically not in the market to buy a jaguar to begin with, especially this
newly positioned jaguar that's going to be presumably even more expensive, right? You only need
to appeal to a pretty niche market to make your new.
new luxury car very successful. And they're like we can't continue to run it down this old route.
We're reinventing the brand entirely. So the other thing that the benefit here and the gamble that has
yet to be seen if it pays off is when they start selling the new vehicle, all of this attention
that has been driven to the brand because of this rebrand and because of this new position is much,
is bringing the brand into a conversation that it hasn't been a part of in a really long time.
Nobody was talking about Jaguar for years before this.
But now people talk about this brand because of how out there and ridiculous this is.
And people are kind of excited to see, well, what is the actual car you're going to release with all this hubbub?
And the payoff of this is if this new angle of the company, which is completely reinventing the direction of the company, will actually pay off.
So I want to treat this a bit better than I think most would.
I think I'd be willing to put this in,
I would be willing to put this in C
because there's no version of the old company
that was going to continue succeeded in my mind.
And I think they haven't,
and the product,
and the product that they're creating under this rebrand
hasn't actually released yet.
So I think to fully judge it as a failure is wrong.
Okay, so if our show starts failing,
and we put up an ad
that says delete ordinary,
and it's just us shoveling piles of feces around.
And we say, we don't release what the show is.
We're just shoveling feces.
And the argument is, well, the show was dying anyways.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be completely real with you.
I think that would totally work.
And we, if we took,
delete ordinary.
If we released that ad,
if we released that ad, took the show off air for six months,
and then came out with the new show
where the first episode
of us is like shoveling
and flinging shit around
that would get so many views.
So, you're right.
C tier, detere, it's good.
It's good.
I'm actually sold.
You convince me.
You convince me.
Detier.
Next to Johnson and Johnson.
All right, I got one that maybe guys
have been thinking about,
rebrands, they're all about
appealing to modern sensitivity.
You know what's been trending downward
recently?
Tell me, Doug.
War.
War's been training down.
That's why when the U.S. government rebranded from Department of War to Department
of Defense, it was an extremely valuable rebrand because now people don't think that
we're an aggressor.
And it's cool because you can say things like, oh, we went on the defense in Vietnam.
It used to be called the Department of War?
Up until 1949, the U.S. government called it the Department of War.
After World War II, we changed to the Department of Defense, which is ironic because
that's when we stopped being defensive as a country.
It started doing all sorts of offense.
Yeah, we didn't, do we literally go.
He literally went the opposite after that point.
That's when we stopped doing.
This is like, been in my head.
I'm sending you a link, Perry, can you please pull that?
This is an insane poll.
This is from 30 minutes ago.
As of 30 minutes ago,
Trump wants to rename the Department of Defense back to the Department of War.
Damn.
Wow, how topical.
That's crazy.
So, we should we bring it back?
I here's here's my here's my pitch um we we do time things really well with trump doing weird things
that relate to what we're talking about um i would argue that the name should reflect what you do
which is war and as much as i i personally i'm gonna sell a villain share i'm not a big fan of war
but i don't think that calling it defense and then doing war is actually a very good thing i don't think
if tropicana renamed themselves to jaguar cars but i'm selling orange juice that that's a good rebrand what if what
imagine this.
1949,
we,
would they create
the Department of Defense,
but we also
create the Department of
Attack.
How do you go about?
Those guys are assholes
on the Department of Attack.
They're so aggressive.
We hate the DOA.
Wait,
you know what?
I don't actually think
the perception
on war has changed very much.
I would say this is not a
successful rebrand.
I would go to be or A.
Wait,
okay, so I was going to push
back on this because I,
in a way,
I think subconsciously,
they were probably
effective in what
they wanted to accomplish, right?
It's like, Department of Defense is much more palatable.
I think it sends a different message when you hear the name and the intention behind the
rebrand was probably successful.
Like, I just think about the way I view the DOD passively versus the way that I would think
about a department of war.
Yeah, I guess if it has offense, yeah, a time of war in the name, it's a little more like,
oh, man, you know, or somebody saying like, I'm going to work for the DOD or we have a
contract of the DOD, it's like.
I think there's two ways to evaluate this, right?
is like if you're evaluating the rebrand success on honesty,
I would agree with you.
I put this in like S or A.
But if you were evaluating this rebrand on success of its,
effectively, you're right.
No, no, you've convinced me.
I think it was effective.
Yeah, I would actually put this in D.
I think this may be a really smart rebrand.
Yeah.
I think he's a smart rebrand.
I hope we don't go back to.
Department of War just sounds so.
Wait, I have a question.
I have a question.
Why did we put the shack in D again?
Because they were dead anyway.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, so, okay.
It didn't, yeah.
It's funny to see the shack
in the Department of Defense.
Also, another reason this should be in D
is because, like, from a business perspective,
the DOD makes more money than ever before.
Yeah, and spends more money than ever before.
Okay, so one thing we wanted to touch on
at the end of this segment was quickly talk about.
I got one more.
I got my last roommate.
Oh, my dad.
Third.
This is the one I used the most every day.
And I, two years on,
still haven't started calling it X.
Twitter to X.
Uh, this rebrand.
I'm going to pull up a slide here, Perry, uh, two years on.
Truly one of the worst.
Yeah.
55% of Americans still call it Twitter.
I still call it Twitter.
When I go to this website, I type in Twitter.com and it redirects me that.
I haven't stopped that.
I haven't changed one iota.
Uh, when he did this big rebrand and re-bought the company, I'm not going to talk about, like,
the performance of the company so much, but just, um, you said it was going to be in everything
app.
It was going to be way different than it was before.
know about the everything. And two years later, it's the same. I mean, it is, you post messages and
retweets and I'm not using it for banking. It's got everything. It's got, it's got calls. It's got
grok. It's got, you can send your money on it. You can hire people on it. It's the everything
you can get grok to make you any image. Everything. You can have, you can make an image of your
Twitter before, couldn't make Mario smoking weed after could. And that's what?
That logo had to die.
People still call them tweets, by the way.
Now it's just posts.
So I find the rebrand to be pretty ugly.
And I want to remind people of this image
that came out right after the rerun.
That still thing rings true, which is this.
This is a guy showing his browser.
These are all porn except one.
That one's Twitter.
And I think that really sums up
just how seedy this website.
The weird black X,
the logo on the app has like scratches on it.
It looks like it's a, like a drug selling,
It's kind of fair, right?
Because it's mostly porn now.
It's so much of it, it's porn.
Elon every day is retweeting like,
scandalous anime girls made with porn.
He really has gone into that lately.
Wait, is he?
Yeah, I think this is probably not coincidence
that he landed on X.
He appears to be like a mega gooner.
Like a super hardcore gooner.
My breaking point was when I opened a post
that was about the new Spider-Man video game
on like PS5
and the top reply
was someone getting fucked.
Like just bear pack
and I was like
I can't even open
this Spider-Man post anymore.
Like I...
Yeah, I used to do this segment
called Best Tweets on stream
where people would submit funny ones
and we react to them
and I used to scroll down
to read the comments.
I can't do it.
It's too risky.
Yeah.
I can only look at the post
and I can't scroll that anymore,
which is kind of crazy.
It's kind of fucking crazy
because it's become such a mindfield.
Yeah, I just think,
you know, I wouldn't say Twitter.
is a well-run, great company.
I think, yeah, I have many bad things to say about it.
Before Elon made it woke.
I have a question.
I have a question for you guys.
I think I think X is too woke.
Because I think there's a layer,
there is a layer of pushback here.
Because Elon is the person who decided to do it.
So just come visit the world
where it's not Elon who took over Twitter
and it's just the old company
deciding to change the name to this.
Do you think we're still in the same situation?
I would like to believe I'm viewing this
without Elon hate eyes.
And I think, yeah,
part of it's the porn, but I think actually less than that is it sounds too much like a placeholder.
Like that's the, that's why I think people still aren't calling it X. They're calling it Twitter
because X sounds like a, I mean, that's literally what you use as a placeholder in math or anything else.
If he called it, I don't know, Elon's Funhouse or something, like that's at least a different thing.
But X doesn't feel like a different thing. It feels like, oh, we're using shorthand.
You see that post on EFH?
Oh, what?
Elon's fun.
Like, that would have stuck way more than that.
Nobody calls it X.
That's what I think is so dumb about.
The word tweet.
Did you see that tweet makes sense to me?
I know exactly what you're talking about
on platform and what you mean.
X doesn't have any of that.
It's one letter.
And calling it post could be anywhere.
I think that was, this is what I thought about too.
It's like, I think even if Elon had nothing to do with it,
I don't think I would have changed my language
around the site because tweet,
the word tweet specifically more than Twitter
became so,
tweet became like the phrase.
is Googling something.
Yeah.
It's just the way
you say what that type of post is.
It's like,
it is the word for a post
that is dispersed out to the masses.
It's insanely powerful brand.
I mean,
it's like when Xerox
became synonymous with copying something.
You know,
it's like that is such a big deal.
Your brand is so locked in
and to throw it away
so you could have this weird fucking ass.
I think it's a terrible branding choice.
I want to put in S,
but I could also be down for A.
I don't know what you guys say.
I would say S.
This is one of the worst rebands to me.
I'll go.
I think setting aside from Elon, for me personally, it's just strictly the value of the, it just is awful.
I think I agree with your reasoning is like the placeholderiness plays such a big part in it.
It feels useless.
There was no reason.
And also you could point to all the metric failures of the company after this change.
So let me villain chair myself.
I'm going to give one counterpoint.
So this company was worth $44 billion when Elon bought it under Twitter.
Right.
He made all these changes.
He fired a lot of people.
He lost a lot of advertisers.
The CEO quit.
yada, yada, yada.
By all metrics that they could measure
because the private companies were hard to sell,
it was down 70 to 80% in value.
They lost billions of dollars.
But then he sold it to himself for $44 billion.
So he lost no money.
So by all metrics, X is worth exactly the same as Twitter.
God, hey, come on.
This re-red is actually perfect
and there's no flaws.
I'm pretty good in D.
I'll go, I want to go S.
I would go S.
I think it is one of the worst.
All right, well, before we move on to our goal,
good ones. We also wrote a couple just so we're not, you know, just ragging on things all the time.
Yeah. We now come back to Cracker Barrel. We've gotten some history. This has actually been
really informative. I've enjoyed this. I've enjoyed this. I don't know how you guys feel. I do not
think this is one of the worst rebrands of all time, but it's kind of up there. I do not think
it's as bad as Tropicana or X, but I think it's on the same as AIDS and HBO Max.
Here's my argument. I think HBO Max to Max to Max that's changing the branding in a way that's
confusing, but the product saved the same. With Cracker Barrel, what they have,
are doing is changing the style, and that's the only appeal of their company in the first
place. So I think they're dropping the fundamental product. I'd say Cracker Burrell's AIDS.
Packerbrill's AIDS? Up in a tier. Congratulations, Cracker Barrel. You are not the worst
rebrand of all time. But you are slightly less woke than X.com. But I, okay, one caveat,
if one week from now they roll it back, let's put it with a gap, because
do the same thing. Do you know what I'm saying?
I thought they're going to roll it back, but we'll see.
We'll see. The problem is they change all the stores.
All right, good ones. A couple good ones.
Okay. My quick one, this is actually, I think, I think I might have needed to go further,
further back here. This is not the logo change that I quite, I wanted to show.
Okay.
If you look up the oldest, we can probably show this in the edit, the oldest Spotify logo,
it looks like shit. It looks like a child drew the logo.
across like paper and their bad handwriting.
It's just very disorderly,
and I think it's meant to represent something similar
to like music notes.
You can see it in the upper left-hand corner of that image.
I think it just looks terrible, dude.
Looks like the old Yahoo logo.
That is a terrible logo.
So that was Spotify's first logo.
And I think they're rebrand to basically these two things.
Sputify, it feels like.
Yeah, it doesn't look like it.
It's Sputify.
It looks terrible.
It's a terrible logo.
I think it just looks bad.
It feels bad.
The shade of green is kind of weird.
And Spotify's new logo is great.
I think they've had just a solid.
You know, they made it a little more basic over time.
But I loved this rebrand and it only complimented the company as it got larger and larger and larger.
So I say no issues there.
I had forgotten that old logo even existed, to be honest.
And it is truly horrific.
Yeah, that's ugly.
That's a good one.
By you, Doug?
All right.
We are Americans.
I'm going to crash out on the Europeans for a second.
All right.
We're fucking dumb.
Okay, we can't remember all your fucking names.
All right.
We have the capacity to know three countries total.
Outside of America.
America.
France.
It's Canada.
Aspico.
Canada.
And Canada.
Which is why I'm glad that Holland has rebranded to the Netherlands.
Okay?
Because nobody's clear if you're an American, whether it's Holland or the Netherlands
are dutched.
It's all confusing and weird.
and everybody calls it differently.
So finally, a few years ago, Netherlands,
because actually the country is called the kingdom of the Netherlands,
and that's what they call it.
Holland is part of their province.
It's like if everybody kept calling our country, Texas,
over and over,
and we're like, no, which is part of it,
they're officially rebranding to just the Netherlands
and Holland will maybe be phased out.
And I also guarantee that most people,
like X.com will keep calling it Holland forever.
Okay, but I think this is smart.
Farther.
Because I'm tired of like, it's the Netherlands,
but the people are the Dutch.
It's too confusing.
That hurts dumb.
They need to be called the nether.
Yeah.
It needs to be a Minecraft tie-in,
and I need to call them the nether.
It'll be so much easier for me as an American.
Or we move at all the Dutch.
That could work, too.
The dutcherlands.
So it's the Dutch, the dutchers, the dutcherlins.
They're on the path, is what you're saying.
They're on the path.
Yeah, yeah.
They're fixing it.
Even as the local Yorobu,
I do think this is an important change.
Great call.
A lot of European countries should start catering to
specifically.
I did one that I was trying to find one that people hated when it came out and they overreacted.
This is the one.
Because I feel like here's one thing.
We make fun of these rebrands and I think these are all bad.
But a truth of it is every rebrand ever is hated when it first happens.
Almost even the Spotify lot of people were like, what the fuck's this new spot?
Like everyone hates it at first and then if it's better it'll stick around.
Instagram.
When people change from this cutesy camera logo to this.
good one. People hated it. But now, I don't think anyone cares. I think it's actually proven to be pretty solid.
They've kept the script font. It fit for apps better. It's easier for an app. It's just, you can't read that text. You cannot read that text. They need to go the Johnson and Johnson route. You know what I'm saying? I like this, Aiden. This is how we will capture the Gen Z male. He's fucking chill. I never would have kicked you out for Gavin Newsom if you were this cool.
Gavin, dude.
Bra!
California!
That's a good one.
All right.
I like that segment.
That was fun.
Dude, that was a blast.
I learned a lot.
Let's move on.
Let's get depressing.
All right, the world's not fun.
Stop having fun, you guys.
All right.
First off, you know, it's not going to have fun.
Oh, speaking of, like, tweet and how people just literally call it as a verb, I was doing some
twitching last night.
And I was realizing that a lot of the viewership numbers are down.
So for people who are not.
aware, there's a big problem with viewbodding on Twitch, where people will purchase, you know,
bots, fake accounts to go inflate a viewer number, right? So if you're a streamer, you can boost
yourself with a bunch of fake viewers. You get up to thousands of yours or whatnot.
I'm hearing so much about this. I'm very excited for you to catch me up because the drama.
Twitch. No, I worked at Twitter. I mean by right now, the new viewbiting. Everyone's freaking
out. Everyone's freaking out. There's a, look, I'm going to be honest. I didn't go that deep into it.
I'll tell you what I, what I do know. And part of the reason I didn't go that deep is because
everybody's saying different things. So if you're not going to list to me every single
streamer who is viewbodding right now and call some drama. You know what I'll say is,
okay, so this has been going on for many years. People, uh, people, oh yeah, we should move the board.
People for many years have been saying that there is a viewbodding problem. And the reason Twitch
doesn't do anything about it is because let's say I buy viewbots on your channel. You are clearly
being viewbotted. Twitch does know that. I know that for certain. I've talked to people at Twitch.
They're like, we know this person is being viewbotted. But if they can't prove that that person is buying
them, then let's say I want to get Kai Sinat banned. I could just viewbot Kynat. He gets
banned because he's viewbots. So it makes sense that Twitch can't go shut down a channel just
because viewbots exist. You have to figure out who does it. So this is why for many years they have
not really cracked down on viewbodding, even though there are many people, I guess I won't list them.
But I know specific people. I shouldn't. No, I probably shouldn't.
You need the Phantom Lord Skype logged, if you will. You work to Twitch. I have a counterpoint
and I want to go a little deeper into the underbelly of Twitch here. Yeah. That is one reason.
that they don't crack down on viewbody.
The other reason is that it looks real nice to advertisers.
Yes.
You have 20 to 30% more views on the whole website.
And if you have a big drop in viewership for your top creators,
all of a sudden you can't sign the deals.
You used to be able to sign with advertisers.
And as long as they're not checking and you can look the other way,
it's kind of a win-win for everybody,
but the casual person not cheating on Twitch who falls behind the viewbotters.
Yeah, this is the problem, right?
Is that Twitch is fine with it.
And if you're a streamer who's viewboding yourself, you're fine with it.
And what's cool is if you're the viewbodding streamer or your Twitch, you will get more money.
The way this system works is that, you know, a company comes to you as an agency that says,
we want to advertise Genshinxifact.
We want to advertise Xfinity, whatever it is.
And you get paid based on your viewers.
So I will get paid more for an ad versus, you know, at 5,000 viewers versus, you know,
somebody who has 1,000 versus somebody that has 100, right?
That obviously makes sense.
Some of the time it's based on conversion of like, oh, how many people, with Factor, I got paid
on how many people signed up for Factor.
So it's a very concrete conversion.
But very often it's just you've got this many viewers.
So if somebody VueBots themselves, they just straight up, we'll get more money.
If they view bought themselves to 10,000, when they actually have 2,000, they're going
to make five times the amount of money.
And it's sometimes even more because you then get a premium if you're like one of the top
creators.
It's a pretty ridiculous amount of money to give people a sense.
you can get easily $10 to $20,000 per hour
if you were in that range.
Oh yeah.
Above.
Like, you know, somebody like XQC is,
or maybe not XUC because he's kind of fallen out of it.
But, you know, Kai Sinat or anybody who has like 10,000,
you're talking about tens of thousands per hour.
I mean, Kai's got $100.
Right, right.
That's why I didn't say it because he's in a scale that's like probably a million.
There was a period of time a few years ago where XC was living in our house
like for, I think like a month.
And there's a just a hilarious era at my mind.
life where I would go downstairs into our home office to work in the house that we all lived in.
And then XQC would come downstairs and sit on the couch in that room.
And then me and XQC and slime would talk every morning.
Very, very strange period in my life.
But he told us how much money he made from ads during his streams.
And he was like, yeah, the stream for 12 hours.
I'll make like 50, 60K.
And I was like, dude, what the fuck on your Twitch ads in one stream like that?
And to be clear, that's not, that's separate from as an agency giving you a sponsored stream to do.
So there's also ads where you're making more money for every ad served to a, in quote, human.
So, you know, basically, if you viewbot, this is great.
The system's awesome.
If you're Twitch, the system's awesome, it looks like your platform's doing really successful.
Twitch is finally cracking down on this.
And there's not exactly clear why, but the estimates, this is the past couple days, August 21st and 22nd.
Estimates is the viewership have dropped 5 to 20%.
That's a broad range.
I saw 24.
Yeah, so there's been a range.
And that's part of the issue is this has been fluctuating so much.
So I did try to figure out who are the people who have dropped.
So people, for example, look to Asman Gold.
And they're like, oh, he dropped 20,000 viewers.
He was viewbodding.
But he bounced back in a day or two.
And same with, like, all the other people I looked at.
There's a couple of really egregious examples like Mira, who's known to just do this 24-7 bot.
So there's a couple of, like, really obvious ones.
But for the most part, there aren't-
I mean, even without naming names, some people have just refused to stream
until the view bots have figured out.
They just stop streaming
because they don't want to go live
with the lower accounts.
Yeah, there's that.
There's a number of successful streamers
who coincidentally have not been streaming
over the past week or two
because they might go live
with half the viewers
and everybody's going to go,
okay, we know what's going on.
Streamers can't even take a vacation anymore
without scrutiny.
It doesn't make any...
Vacation coincidentally tongue
right when it cracked out on viewbods.
It's already the hardest job in the world
and you guys are just coming in.
You're actually spitting.
You're right.
So I think it's in.
interesting. It's not only interesting in general, but I read a thread both by XQC weirdly
enough, which is a fairly thoughtful thread, plus Devin Nash, who does a lot of like internet
media type stuff. And the argument is basically, look, this works for a couple of years. You can
trick a bunch of big companies into coming into Twitch and spending a bunch of money on ads or
sponsoring the guy with 20,000 viewers and pay them, you know, $50,000 an hour or whatever. But if
those viewers aren't real, if, you know, a third of the viewers are not real, then they aren't going to
get the actual returns that they should on their advertising dollars.
And they will compare that to YouTube or Instagram or Twitter.
And they will see concrete results of like, well, when we spend this much on Twitch,
we don't get that much back.
And so eventually they start leaving the ecosystem.
And the argument is the past few years that you've started to see that where advertisers
are leaving Twitch.
Twitch itself has not released numbers.
It's a sports thing, you know, over the time they realized they didn't work.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
This is very similar.
We talked about this on one of our Patreon episodes a few weeks ago.
where in e-sports right now,
there's been this shift
in the way viewership is collected.
Over time,
the largest e-sports have allowed people
to co-stream or re-stream
their largest events,
and someone like Terek for Valoran
or OniPixel for Counter-Strike
might be restreaming the main broadcast
of a tournament,
and that is actually where a lot of the viewership
just lands for that tournament period now.
So, OniPixel, in Oni-Pixel's case,
he might be the largest stream
for a CS tournament
at any given time.
And that viewership data
is still collected
and used to sell sponsorships
on these broadcasts.
But for the people that are restreaming,
oftentimes, you know, for example,
in OniPixels case,
when there's downtime between matches,
that guy's playing Geogessor.
He's not showing what's going on,
like the embedded ads on the broadcast, right?
But the sale of those viewers
is still being sold to advertisers
or agencies as the same value
as a viewer on the main broadcast,
even though those viewers
aren't necessarily interacting with the ads.
And the same goes for this situation
where everybody involved in the system
basically has no incentive to raise the flag, right?
Other than maybe long-term health of the ecosystem.
But for short-term gains,
everybody involved in this process,
whether you're at the agency,
you know, making the,
or spending the money for a brand
that you're marketing on behalf,
of you get to look like you've done your job
and made some sort of big deal.
The person on the other end
on the other agency making the sale
gets a commission and brings the money in
and then the streamers or the platforms
or the e-sports that are getting the deals
make money on their end.
Everybody is making more money.
So when that's the case,
everybody wants to ride the gravy train
until it finally cracks for some reason.
Which is why I think,
if you pull this up, Perry,
there's some evidence that Twitch
has already undone the change.
Yeah, yeah. So I've been looking at specific channels and seeing their drop. And there's a major drop on August 21st and 22nd. And then it bounced back.
These are the dips where the line has fallen before the below the previous average and now it's back to tracking it. I think they went back to where it used to be. The chart today is almost directly in line with last week compared to the previous four days that were far below their last week's viewership.
So what do you guys think Twitch's incentive is here is like they get to say they crack down on it and this is something that.
I think they genuinely wanted to crack down it.
It's probably becoming a bit of a problem.
But then they realize that it's 24% drop in sitewide viewership numbers,
which is disastrous for them, their jobs,
for all their comps year over year.
They've put themselves in a fucked situation.
They can't get out of this.
To fix it now is...
There is a deeply entrenched valid belief amongst advertisers
that you are paying for a bunch of bots
when you go on Twitch, that a large percentage of it.
So you need to unwind that while also not...
making your company look like it's suddenly failing because everybody's a bot.
I don't know what you do.
It's like the fictional tech company in Succession run by the Swedish guy.
And they find out that his entire success of his platform is actually just 90% of his users are bought it.
But they've like all like gotten so far.
You know, they're all in so deep that most people just want to hide the fact that the users are fake and like keep the grift going.
Yeah, yeah, that's what it feels like with Twitch.
It feels like they're already panicking and undoing this because that or it's quite possible.
The body websites immediately found out a way to avoid detection.
There's a lot of monitoring.
I think that is extremely likely as well.
That's totally likely and possible.
But either way, the crackdown did not last very long.
Did you guys see the, I mean, allegation that most of the viewership follow off was with streamers that are part of large
organizations. So it seems like there's a larger drop in streamers that were a part of some group,
like phase. They saw the largest dings in their viewership because presumably like someone at
the company of those overall organizations has more of an incentive to view bought their signed
people than an individual would have to like, yeah, I think we just follow the incentives. Anyone who
could make money from this probably in the long term was doing it. Like it was trending that direction.
And so, yeah, it's, it sucks.
I mean, it really does suck for people on Twitch trying to get discovered without it because then you're just never going to, you're underneath a layer of view bodied people that are always at the top.
Yeah.
And there's no way to get up.
Or anybody who's legitimate because our ad rates will go down.
Like, you know, the whole industry will suffer because everybody's getting burned and they don't, you know, they're going to know if my viewers are bots or not.
Like they have to assume.
Well, it's tough by the way because Twitch is, Twitch is like barely at the threshold of big enough.
to even be on the radar of some of these big companies.
Like Twitch only gets 2 million concurrence a day or something like that.
Like it's,
it's solid,
but,
and it's dropping.
You know,
it's like,
it had this huge spike in 2020 and it has been slowly but steadily dropping.
I didn't know that.
I don't know it was still dropping.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I thought it was going back up again.
No,
no,
no.
I saw the number,
like literally yesterday,
2025 is the worst since 2019.
I mean,
it's like,
wow.
It's bad.
I have been streaming less.
Yeah.
It's because of you.
They're like,
so Twitch is kind of panicky.
So Twitch is kind of panicking because, you know, the big brands gave Twitch a shock.
It's like, oh, it's this new culture, new thing.
Kids are into it.
It's big.
But it's not that big.
YouTube is a hundred times bigger.
So it's in terms of overall viewer minutes.
So, yeah, they're just, they're, they don't want to make their viewership seem fucking 24% smaller.
And they don't want to lose the, or have bots.
It's, I think they're, they're, it'll be interesting to have Dan Clancy on having to talk about this.
Oh, I'd love to talk.
So interesting.
And then we could ask them some hard-hitting questions.
Glancyville.
It's the only subject.
For 40 minutes.
Well, you know, stepping out to, you know, Twitch,
probably the most important American company right now.
Cracker Barclow woke and Twitch are the two most important things.
Twitch.
But, you know, secondary to all of these things, Intel.
Yeah.
And I wanted to hear a little bit about you had been doing some like background on Intel
and also wanted to follow up on the government's ownership in them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
So we already talked about this briefly last week, so I will keep it brief.
The government, the federal government, the United States now owns part of Intel.
We own a company, which is funny coming from the Republicans, because it's a pretty socialist thing to do.
For the, yeah.
Did you see Gavin Newsom's?
No, what do you say?
He put an image of Trump in front of a communist flag saying, all hell, our socialist leader is no.
It's really bizarre to come from the Republicans who are cheering this on.
So quick history of why Intel specifically, because we talked last week about the idea of the government buying a company and having part in it and how this is not standard for an American company. This is not the norm.
The U.S. government doesn't just like hold to companies unless it's fully owned.
Intel's a bit different. We all know Intel, presumably, because we're all, you know, gamers and it runs our computers and everything.
And Intel for me.
What?
They burned me too many times where I went to AMD this year.
And you were to AMD? I hated AMD because I was an Nvidia guy, obviously.
but now I'm Nvidia, AMD, dual.
Because I can't stand Intel, bro.
And I'll continue on, but they're woke.
I knew it.
Okay, so Intel comes out as microchip manufacturer.
Microchips are unbelievably complex and hard to make.
If you go watch a YouTube video about it,
it sounds, watching a video about how microchips are made
sounds like in a movie or a TV show
where they have like the science hacker,
who is intentionally saying things that make no sense.
at the end somebody's like in English scientist.
It's like that but real.
You got plugged the defibrular on into the Glaxifier.
It's that.
Like I have a decent amount of technical knowledge and even I am like what the fuck is going on?
It is truly baffling how complex it is to make microchips.
We are doing it at like nanoscale.
We are making a city into a chip.
It is unbelievable.
So very hard stuff.
Over the decades, Intel came out and they were dominant.
They were the PC manufacturer chips.
They made the dominant ones.
We've all seen Intel's running our PCs.
but they started to really fall behind in the past two decades.
So there's two big areas.
One was mobile.
So as mobile phones started to take off and become this massive part of our ecosystem,
mobile phones have a very different, let's say, incentive than a PC at home.
What matters the most is battery.
But what Intel had done is made chips that were incredibly good at like doing tasks that are
really complex and doing them fast, but use a lot of battery, use a lot of power.
And so Intel's chips were not actually very good at mobile computing.
because they're just going to burn through a mobile device's battery really fast.
So ARM came in, which is this British manufacturer, made a different instruction set architecture,
basically a different system for making chips and said, we're doing this specifically for mobile.
And ARM now dominates mobile chips.
So basically any computer chip that goes into a mobile device, Intel has nothing to do with.
It's other companies like Apple or Samsung who are using arms architecture and they're making mobile.
So as the mobile device has exploded over the past couple decades,
Intel has been completely left in the dark.
They've tried multiple times to make like a mobile version of their architecture.
Didn't work.
They couldn't do it.
So that was the first big failure.
And the second one is now AI.
So AI is coming out.
And what do you want with AI?
Well, AI is not about doing a lot of, doing a couple things really, really well.
It's about doing billions of math equations.
So if you buy, let's say, a 16 core processor for,
Intel. You buy that for your computer. You can roughly think of this as 16 guys who are really
smart who can do tasks for you. And that's really good if you're doing Photoshop or, you know,
browsing the internet or whatever else. You're only doing a couple things. But if you're trying to do
AI, you actually just need like a billion math equations to be done. So would you rather have
16 really smart guys to do a billion math equations or a hundred thousand dumb guys who can do
math equations? Why would I as a man want 16 men in my business?
Justin women maybe hot.
So instead of these 16 guys in an Intel processor,
because again, it's made for the PC.
That's what they've fundamentally been building.
In a GPU like Nvidia has,
the whole point of it is that instead of having a 16 core processor,
there'll be thousands of course.
Each core is a hot woman who can just do linear algebra, okay?
And nothing else.
And so...
Turn that around.
Just, dude.
And so if the entire thing underpinning L.A.L.
which it is, is linear algebra and doing just an absolute shit ton of these equations,
the invidia chip, even though it was originally meant for gaming,
happens to be the exact same thing.
It happens to be a chip that is designed to do a billion short, simple math equations,
but can't handle the complex stuff.
So Intel is really good at their niche and has failed at both mobile and AI
because they are fundamentally designed for something else.
This is like the exact speech Jensen Wong gave to all the new hires today.
Well, I'm not kidding.
Really?
He didn't say hot women in the cards.
But he basically, he's like, the Moore's Law fell apart for Intel.
They're not useful for this thing.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, they went through something, yeah, it's funny.
And so, so that's, that's all well and good.
But again, coming back to manufacturing chips,
now, if you are Trump or anybody who is trying to figure out the future of America,
I think everybody is on the same page AI is going to be very important to the future,
whether you like it or not.
In that, in that headspace, you need to be able to manufacture computer chips.
Even setting aside AI, right now, if we weren't able to manage,
manufacture any computer chips. Like computers run our society. I was gonna, I was gonna say even if you
took this element out of the equation, right? So much of basic technology and especially like defense
technology. Yeah. Rest in your ability to create chips like yes. Everything now runs on chips. Everything
that we do. I mean, our fucking toasters have chips like everything has a, our cars have chips. 80% of
them are made in Taiwan and Taiwan is stones throw away from China, which is our largest geopolitical
rival and once Taiwan. Yes. And you have to, you can't allow that risk.
And some say it's a part of China.
Some say China's West Taiwan.
Gee, if you happen to be listening and pondering
whether you want to come on the show.
Please let us in when we come in a few months.
True.
So there's a...
It's up in the air.
And we need to visit to figure it out.
And honestly, I'm really open to the idea of Thailand.
If China let us in, we would for sure think Taiwan.
I'm saying that if I was treated in a certain way,
yeah.
My political views could be shifted.
100%.
We can be bought, gee.
We want to modernize our views.
We want to cracker barrel redesign them for the modern age.
Tim Poole?
I'm looking at you, baby.
You did it.
You paved the way.
If we get a hundred grand a month from Xi Jinping to talk about it.
Oh, yeah.
We just do me.
I would.
Turn the hat back around, though.
I'll be a eating again.
I'm a soy cuck who wouldn't compromise.
I'm so woke.
You're so woke.
But okay, so real quick,
regrant.
So why does Intel specific
matter. There's all these companies around the world that make chips. Well, the thing is, there's the
designing a chip, which is you come up with how it's going to work and power your device. And then
there is actually making the thing. Actually making the thing is unbelievably, obscenely hard. Intel is
able to make their own chips. They actually manufacture them in America. And essentially,
no one else does. The only other companies that are making chips go to Taiwan and they ask
TSM, the Taiwanese company, to make them because they currently make the most advanced ones.
There's also Samsung. But Samsung, but Samsung,
is even then largely, yeah, using TSMC.
So the only company in America,
the only American company that can make a chip is Intel.
And so if you view, if, for example,
suddenly Taiwan was cut off from America for some reason,
we would not have any more Nvidia chips.
They're all made in Taiwan by TSMC.
We would not have most of the chips
that we use for mobile devices
or our fridge or our cars or whatever else, right?
So it is an existential threat.
And the only company left that can do it is Intel.
And they are floundering.
getting worse, they're falling behind TSM
and their ability to make them. They aren't doing well
in AI, they aren't doing well in mobile, but they
are the only one in America who can make
them. You know, asterisk, there's
other companies trying. TSMC is opening
branches in the United States.
Yeah, they got an Arizona plan. But they aren't caught up yet
and again, that company relies on TSMC.
If TSMC suddenly was taken by China
right now, it is, to my knowledge,
at least of a couple months ago, unlikely
that those plants would really do much.
I also have a loose understanding that
you know, through the Chips Act that was passed under Biden,
and the idea is we're going to give a lot of support and money
to not only TSM to come over and create this, like, new factory in Arizona,
but give a lot of money to support Intel.
And they haven't done very well with that so far,
which is part of the reason why the buy-in is happening now.
Right. Yeah. So Biden already with the Chips Act was like,
we're going to give a bunch of money to these companies.
We're going to try to get foreign chip manufacturers to build factories in America.
We're going to try to get our American chip companies to make more here.
And we're going to help Intel and make sure they can open.
But a whole other factory will make sure it happens with the money.
The money isn't happening.
So one approach to this is you say, Intel, you're sucking balls.
You're going to die.
We're not helping you.
And another approach is to just give them more money, which is what the Chips Act was.
The Trump administration says, here's another $40 billion.
Like, get it done.
Make that chip plant in Ohio.
And a third option is they buy or take part of Intel.
And that's what happened.
And the CEO of Intel basically said, you, the United States government, can have 10% of our company.
and this is a very weird precedent
that kind of makes sense
as a national security point of view
and is also super weird.
To be clear, they did buy it.
The U.S. government was not handed 10%.
Trump said that that happened,
but what actually happened is there was $9 billion
left over of Chips Act money
that didn't get dispersed to Intel
because they didn't reach one of those milestones.
There was a milestone that didn't reach.
So it's kind of like...
So the Chips Grant is now purchasing part of it.
The $9 billion leftover chips grant
that wasn't said to be given to Intel
Trump was like, well, that's free money.
I mean, you got $9 billion.
You got sitting around.
So you use it to buy,
not at market value,
so maybe there was some sort of deal there,
but he bought 3 million shares,
300 million shares of Intel.
And so he got 10%.
Has there been any plan,
publicly communicated plan
about what this ownership means
and the way it's supposed to affect the company?
Other than a general idea
that things are supposed to...
No.
Everybody in the room,
including Kerry just laughed.
It's going to be a plan
because at the beginning of this month,
he was calling the CEO a Chinese spy who needs to step down.
No, this is like a week ago.
Yeah, this is all so recent.
A week ago, he called the CEO.
He clearly compromised.
Wait, he needed to resign.
Is he compromised?
No, I'm dude, we can talk about Lip Bhutan.
Lit Bhutan, look, while he was working at Cadence,
which is a company that helps create the software to design chips,
very important company, he was very successful.
He may have given some tech to a Chinese military university, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
did do that. And that is the, that is the concern. And, uh, you know, he's now saying like,
look, we, we, you know, it was above board and there was a slight mistake there and yada, yada.
But he seems like it's fine.
Didn't we all do that growing up? Never gave a little tax to the Chinese, but I looked at a military
base growing up. I was selling secrets left and right. They would come to my door.
They'd be like, they got forwarded gold in the hand perfect.
That's all weird. I'm, I'm, I'm with you from last week, A trial, which is just,
it feels very strange for the U.S. government to pick winners. And by buying 10% of Intel and now
having influence over the way the company's operated.
It's like, in theory, you want to encourage lots of different companies to try to compete
and do this successfully.
And it just feels weird that now the U.S. government will be incentivized to make Intel succeed
more so than others.
It is interesting.
So I want to contrast this a bit with my understanding of the Chinese approach to these things.
And we just read a book.
We released a book club episode on the, called the House of Huawei, which is about
Huawei, a giant telecom.
and, you know, consumer product company
that exists primarily in China,
but all over the world.
And they, in that book,
lay out the ways the government,
like, has influence in Chinese companies.
But one of the examples it gave is that Huawei,
this private company still requires to have,
you have to have party members
who are, like, on the board inside your company,
who were there to sort of, like, dictate values of the party
or influence direction of the company
based on what the party desires.
even though the company is technically private.
And China doesn't actually own that company, though.
They have influence through that mechanism.
And through, if we look at an industry like EVs,
China's primary approach wasn't to, you know,
take over the private market within their country.
They laid out a bunch of incentives and subsidies
for the entire supply chain behind EVs
and encouraged as basically as, basically,
as many companies as possible to proliferate and like chase the EV dream and now have like as
companies came out of that winners like certain ones becoming particularly successful they pulled back
the subsidies and are letting the winners run basically and I think this is a very different situation
rather than creating an environment where a bunch of these companies might pop up and convene in the
future they are picking the winner and like we need to bet on this single horse and primarily lean on that as
being successful. And I understand also that the Chinese approach that I just described literally
took over the place of many, many years, right? You can't create a bunch of new chip manufacturers
and companies overnight. But I do think that this doesn't seem like it's laying the groundwork
for a bunch of companies to come out successful like 10, 20 years from now. Yeah, I agree. I think
I talk about this on stream. I'm obviously against it. I think it's, it's, uh,
leads to a lot of conflicts of interest.
And this guy up my red,
I don't know if you can pull my screen here.
He brought up a dead bark company as an example
where he said,
you know,
he wanted to support what I was saying
about conflict of interest
and a chop of failure.
Oh, a Dutch company.
Basically what I said was that, you know,
if you're Trump and you negotiate this deal
and you get 10% of Intel,
you can't realistically,
politically let Intel fail.
So like, if the money you give them isn't enough
or they need more,
or you have to put your thumb on the scale
in more ways, you will continue to throw good money after bad to keep this national champion
afloat, which kind of puts them in a situation where they can, they're not really under
market pressure to get better or improve at all.
Right.
And so this happened to this Denmark company, I don't know, you don't I pronounce this?
Orsted, how am I, with the, with the line through it?
Uersted, I think.
It was originally known as Dong Energy.
Anyway, the Danish state had 50% of the stake, and it was considered strategically important
for Denmark's green energy transition.
The idea was secure national interest by tying government directly to a key industrial player.
But governments don't act like other shareholders.
They've continually run into trouble with huge cost overruns, collapsing U.S. ambitions and massive write downs.
The stock plunged 80% in five years down 40% year to date.
So they had to keep issuing new shares to stay alive, and the government had to keep stepping in with additional 30 billion DKK,
4.3 billion U.S., in liquidity support stabilizes the company.
It's the same slippery slope A truck warms about with Intel.
Once the government is financially and politically tied to a company, failure is not.
no longer an option.
Taxpayers have to continually backstop these bad companies.
And I feel like this will happen with Intel
and already sort of happened with the Chips Act and Joe Biden.
Like we threw money at it.
They didn't hit the milestones.
Now we're throwing more money at it to get a percent.
Now we're going to throw more money at it because it's an American company.
Maybe we'll get more a percent next time until eventually it's a state-owned failure.
Like what is the, at a certain point, they have to make a good product and be on time
and do what all their competitors are able to do.
I'm endlessly going back and forth between, because I saw the top comment on this
is also bringing up this idea of like some kind of utilities need to be government owned to make sure they're actually available to the population.
And versus, unfortunately, when governments own things, they tend to, once you lose the incentive to actually perform and, you know, improve your product and compete in the market, things get slow and sluggish and inefficient.
I had it.
You see that over and over and over.
I had a recent conversation with somebody, because it sounds like in this case, they're at the, you know, they're developing new, they're helping Denmark's energy transition, right?
they're developing new technology and helping push towards this goal of like a greener society.
It reminds me of a conversation I had a while ago about co-ops with somebody and they were explaining
how the co-op structure of businesses makes the most sense when you have an existing business that is very
solid, stable, doesn't need to make any drastic improvements or changes to its business model and just
brings in some sort of consistent revenue for a consistent service.
That business model makes a lot of sense for a co-op style business.
But when you have something that is more cutting edge or something that is responsible for developing a new technology, having that company be a co-op actually limits it in a bunch of ways.
And I think this is similar where these companies that are responsible for innovation and developing some sort of key technology for a national security interest actually are hurt by being now.
nationally owned because of this all in like sunk cost fallacy issue of well if they aren't they
aren't subject to the same market pressures to get anything done but you feel obligated to keep pumping
in whatever you need to sustain them and if it doesn't play out you just have to keep chasing that loss
like whereas if you know in the case of a public utility like we get water to people's homes
they pay us money for the water they use every month like it makes sense for that to be just
provided by the government because there's no big, there's no big innovation in the way we,
you know, get water to people's homes once you've set that all up. Do you, does that make sense?
No, it does. I mean, you know, there's things like natural monopolies, right, where you just want
the government to step in because you don't want a hundred different private companies laying
their own power lines or water lines or, you know, they can't all do it. There's not enough physical
space. Or something I was thinking of is like Norway's oil is nationalized from what I understand, right?
And that business is pretty clear cut.
It's like we're bringing in oil or energy and we like sell that.
There's no huge innovation in that process or in what we need to develop there to like make that company like grow or move forward.
But in this company's case, right, they're responsible for developing new energy technologies that are supposed to move the nation for.
The literal most difficult technology.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, Bernie Sanders was surprisingly supportive of this move.
by Trump, I mean, I guess it's not surprising me to think about it in like a socialist
perspective, but his statement was that like if the taxpayers are going to give money to
microchip companies like Intel, they should be able to get a return. And my counterpoint was
that I think the return should be done through taxes. Like that's, you know, like, if, if you want
to get money back to the people for healthcare from Burger King and McDonald's, you just have a corporate
tax rate. No matter who's winning, I'm getting 20% or whatever. But if I buy 10%
of Burger King, and now Burger King has to win for the citizen to get a return.
I think picking and choosing an individual company feels like a, but I will acknowledge.
I fully acknowledge, and you've brought this up in your history.
It's like, Intel, the thing I hate about this is that Trump is saying I want to do it's
100 more times.
Trump is like, this is a great idea.
I want to do this for many more companies.
Because Intel is such a unique case of a unique product in a unique time.
And we can't wait for 100 new competitors to buy up.
We have, you know, I can see that this is a unique spot.
But the idea in general, I'm very against.
I think in principle, I feel like China's approach is much better,
where you're creating the environment of incentives to encourage as many success,
the best company to come forward and, like, dominate that industry.
That seems like a better approach.
But maybe because of the security interests around this issue,
you simply do not have the time to let go of that route.
Or maybe there's not the political will either.
Like maybe you just couldn't accomplish it.
I feel like I had a different takeaway from that book than you.
It feels like kind of the point of the book was the Chinese government is saying
they're not very involved, wink, wink, wink.
they are clearly dictating everything at all times.
Or at least there is the ever-present threat at all times.
They're like, oh, we might purge you.
Oh, we might shut you down.
Oh, we might take everything from you.
No, they still have all those levers, right?
But what I mean is, like, if we were to look at the, if we were to look at the book
of, like, telecom companies, they didn't just, like, king, I don't really feel like
they made Huawei the kingpin.
There was, like, other competing telecom companies in the space, one they actually did
directly own.
Right, right.
And then if you look at a more modern version of this,
because Huawei appearing is in a different time
of Chinese history to begin with, right?
I think a better look is at the EV market,
where it's not just BYD, right?
BYD is the most successful company
or one of the most successful companies
out of tens, maybe hundreds of like EV slash battery companies
in China that popped up within their private-ish market
that was built upon the incentives and subsidies
that they created.
Now, at the end of the day,
do they have a bunch of ways of moderating
and pulling levers on companies
within that environment that don't exist in America?
100%.
Yeah, but that initial baseline.
They created a marketplace
and let the competition do the work.
That is what China did for that market.
Yeah, and they subsidize those marketplaces.
Yeah, and the same thing for, like,
solar companies that exist in China as well.
Yeah, I would agree.
I think the EV market in China
in the past few years has been one of the most
competitive markets of anything in the world lately.
Like it is the most real example of companies fighting brutally over price and innovation,
quality to try and gain market share.
And the winner is the consumer.
They get more cars to choose from at better prices.
I think it is working.
I think that system work.
I wouldn't say for everything China does, but for EVs, yeah, and I think there's something
to be learned from that.
And I don't think it's the opposite we're doing.
Yeah, this is not what we're doing here.
This is a failing company at the end of its cycle that we're going to buy into.
guys, we're running low on time.
There's many more things
that's got us in the world,
so we'll probably have to talk about it
on the Patreon and on next week's episode.
I want to talk about, you know,
Trump nationalizing the,
federalizing the National Guard,
Abrago Garcia,
whether another brand has gone woke.
There's a lot of things.
But, you know,
there's any other topics you guys want to bring up
or what, but what's the...
I'm so unclear on what going woke means now.
I wonder if we've gone woke.
I don't know if this episode has gone woke.
has gone woke. I don't know if you went woke when you turned your backwards hat around.
Is this woke now? I don't know. Tell me. I can't tell if you're more or less woke. The goalposts
have shifted so far and if you want to find out where they've shifted, you can join us on future
episodes. We'll see you guys next. Thanks for watching. Laminators. Bye.
