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Episode Date: December 24, 2024

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It is Christmas Eve. Stop talking. It is Christmas Eve. What is every Big 12 team asking for Christmas? And why is Utah getting cold? This is the Locked On Big 12 Squad. You're talking ball with the Big 12 Squad. Sponsored by Game Time.

From Oklahoma State to Utah. From Kansas State to BYU. From Houston to Texas Tech. It's the local experts of the Lockdown Podcast Network bringing you scoops, breakdowns, and the most comprehensive preview of the upcoming Big 12 weekend. Buckle up. It's the Big 12 Squad, and we have a seat for you. Know her feelings and thin skin aloud. Squad up. You're part of the Big 12 Squad. Merry Christmas Eve and happy holidays, everybody. This is the Big 12 Squad, where things go off the rails all of the time,

and most of us are probably getting coal, except for Jake Hatch. He's a BYU fan, and they can't really do that. That is Jake Hatch of Locked on BYU Cougars. Hey, thanks for making our shows your first listen every single day, by the way. And game time is the reason that we are right here today with you. Cody Stovall of Lockdown Oklahoma State still can't figure out how to put his name tag on the show. Christian Rauh.

It's like an onomatopoeia. Lockdown Kansas State. JT Westersell of Lockdown Utes. We've got Mountaineer Paul, the brand-new head coach hosting Lockdown West Virginia. Kevin Borba covers the Buffs, Nick Maravets with the Cyclones, and Parker Ainsworth doing a little teaching and coaching and joining us from Lockdown Cougars, the Houston Cougars.

That is. Let us start, guys, by talking about every team's number one on the wish list this offseason, whether it's a bowl game win or that brand-new head coach that you got. We'll talk if Santa came early, how good that was for you. But first, Santa, is that you? Hey! Oh, hello there, Big 12 squad.

You should have shown up in the first segment. Did Christmas miss? This is great. Richie, you said you were going to show up as Santa. You showed up four minutes late with a Santa hat. You and Christmas and Jake are all just as santa what is it your beard is still not even white i'm not about changing it just to really get everyone off guard uh richie we'll start with you because you're in the college football playoff if you're asking

santa your biggest storyline this offseason if you're asking santa for something what is it a kicker not a college football playoff win not a national championship this guy's still stuck on that damn kicker everything though that's the key to everything i need a kicker and when i get a kicker everything's gonna work out we're gonna make our PATs. We're going to be able to kick field goals when we need them. Don't have to rely on touchdowns to play teams that can put up points whenever they get a drive. With how all the lower seats in a college football playoff looked yesterday,

I think Richie realizes what a Christmas miracle it would be. That unrealistic to ask for a win as a lower-ranked team against a higher-ranked team. At least now the playoffs going so far. It's not that I don't feel confident still, but I'd feel a little bit better if I knew that I could get three points instead of having to be fourth and go for fourth down and eight yards. This guy is still stuck on the kicker thing.

I thought he could do everything. He's dedicated to the kicking craft. It's his truth. It's his truth. Speak it and speak it. Hey, we'll move right to your left there, Richie. Mountaineer Paul, Christmas came early for you. Rich Rodriguez is back.

He spent a lot of Christmases in Morgantown, West Virginia. He'll do it again. Did Santa bring you a present that you're happy with? Oh, yeah, for sure. We're definitely happy about it. We'd love to get the coaching staff assembled a little bit quicker. But as far as donors and as far as fan support, everybody's all in. Rich got almost $8 million to hire a staff, which would be most of the Big 12,

almost SEC level. We're really excited about it. He's aiming high. He's going after guys like 12, almost SEC level. We're really excited about it. He's aiming high. He's going after guys like Zach Alley at Oklahoma. And frozen. We could wish for better Wi-Fi, possibly, if Santa comes again. Oh, there you're back, Paul. Yes, he's building a staff.

He's building a staff. So we're excited. Definitely, McAfee obviously helps the situation. It's been fun so far. It's just a slow process getting everything going. Kevin Borba, for you, you've got Colorado on the dock here. Do you think the Buffs pull out a big victory against the Cougars? I mean, they're favored right now.

Is that what Santa brings you? I think that'd be a good, that'd be one of the things on the list, but I realistically think every Colorado fan wants the perfect replacements for Shador Sanders and Travis Hunter, because obviously those have been two staples of the program. I feel like Travis Hunter could end up having his jersey retired,

having a statue built or whatever, and so replacing those two, I think, is probably the bigger Christmas wish, and that being said, I don't know how you replace them. I don't know if you like Moneyball, the corners, and they brought in a couple quarterbacks already in the transfer portal and a five-star. But I think replacing them will be a lot harder than, I don't want to say

than beating BYU, but I feel like that's the bigger concern for the future of the program. Only makes sense to hop over to Jay Kach. Are you asking Santa for a big bowl win this year? Because it sounds like Colorado is not. It's a free game for you, my friend. Yes, BYU needs to beat Colorado and kind of get themselves rocking and rolling on into the offseason, getting ready for 2025.

Just found out that Chase Roberts is going to run it back with BYU next year, so they should have quite a bit of talent back. And the best way to kind of get things going once again is get everybody feeling positive with a win over colorado how is um it's hanukkah right jake retzlaff do you think like byu fans have assimilated a bit here are we all kind of celebrating with him yeah let's put it this way a lot of people in provo utah have learned a lot about judaism over the last year or so and yes they know when hanukkah is happening.

They know when all these different high holidays for the Jewish faith happen. So, yeah, there's a lot of celebrating going on with Jake Ratzlaff in Provo. Wow, Hanukkah being celebrated in Provo today more than it probably ever has before. That's the power. Drake, here's the thing. Provo, Utah never had a rabbi until the last couple of years. And Jake Ratzlaff is a big reason why that even exists today. Oh, the beauty of college sports. Thank you, Jake Retzlaff.

First Jewish quarterback. Nick Maravitz, we're pushing the ad break here. We'll get to everybody for your Christmas wish list. But for you, what is it? And is it football related or basketball? Because it seems like a lot of your shows recently are on the hardwood. Yeah, well, I mean, Matt Campbell coming back is kind of the present, kind of the same line as Mountaineer Paul there. But if we could cut down nets in April, breakthrough,

honestly, make the Elite Eight. That's my reasonable Christmas goal, Christmas gift, if you will. We've been stuck at the Sweet 16 since, what, 2000? So if we could just make it one more step with TJ here in his fourth year, that's where I'm at. Anything bowl-related on the list or in the stocking? Getting to see the Cyclones use the actual toaster part of the trophy. That'd be cool.

That would be cool. Or pick one of the three mascots to eat. I also can't imagine they only let you eat one mascot. There's no way those are non-perishable. They make all three, I'm sure. Right. And they were like, oh, we'll let you choose one. No.

Do the other ones go to the loser then? Like they get second pick? No, you shouldn't do that. The loser should get zero Pop-Tarts. Agreed. What is the best Pop-Tart? Oh, coming up next on... They berate you, and then all of a sudden they just do it for fun,

and it's fine. It's because Parker was a little teaching and coaching. I was like, pop tarts i guess like all right park thanks a lot do i have everyone has opinions new guy nick and his iowa state cyclones made it to a bowl game i have to say i'm very jealous but a lot of things winning football games get into a bowl game in particular but i'm the pop tart bowl and so i think the natural question is, starting with Nick, what is your favorite flavor of Pop-Tart? And why is it cinnamon brown sugar?

I mean, that's like four weeks ago. Parker Ainsworth with the video of the year. Nick, before we hit the ad break, what is your favorite Pop-Tart? Well, the maple brown sugar was uh very common across the iowa state to team i'm gonna go cookies and cream though gotta go oh from the top rope cookies and cream coming up what's everybody else getting for christmas this is the locked on big 12 squat and a tame one at that and coming back today's big 12 squad is brought to you by fan duel fan duel is the number one place to go this NFL postseason.

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Visit FanDuel.com and download the app today. Locked on Big 12 Squad. I think my Christmas wish this year is for everyone to stop drinking before they get on the big 12 squad that would be uh we recorded this at on sunday at 10 a.m eastern time and everyone seems much more calm and put together maybe we need to do this from now on instead of nine eastern on a tuesday uh cody still ball you got the the you retained your head coach this holiday season and grabbed a couple of new coaches on the staff. I think your stocking needs to be really full to succeed next year. What's on the wish list?

I think from a football perspective, it's got to be offensive linemen. Defensively, we've been able to do quite a bit under Todd Grantham already. We brought in a guy from Tennessee. We just brought in a guy from LSU. So the defense is coming together. Offensively, we haven't really done a whole lot. So I would appreciate some moves on the offensive line, particularly outside of football. I want to go back to Omaha. I'm a baseball guy. I want to go back there. We've had so many first round draft picks over the last few years

that have failed to make it to Omaha. We got to stop that curse this year. Parker Ainsworth, are you putting a bowl game on layaway for you for Houston? How does that work? How do we do that? It's weird because it's almost could be next Christmas based on when things get played, right? I really feel like it's kind of torn like Nick was talking about between football. When your video does work, it's like the Nokia 6's microphone doesn't. That's the crazy part about your setup. I can hear you loud and clear except for the whole loud and clear part. It's more like Darth Ainsworth.

Don't let him mess with you. Darth Ainsworth is cool. Custom and amazing. Don't wake up Dark Parker. Is that better? I don't know if that's any better. Oh, my gosh. Who is that better? I don't know if that's any better. Oh, my gosh. Is that better?

Angelic. What? You had that the whole time in your back pocket? No, I was saying I was like, Nick, I'm torn between football and basketball. Football, obviously, success. We've had a pretty successful transfer portal window with the kind of Wegman all the guys have followed him in. Got a couple of decent coordinators, I feel like.

So, you know, I feel like some of that's already come early with football with basketball I feel like it's really more like can we stay healthy that's been kind of the thing the last couple years Jamal shed at the end last year Sasser the year before it's like what can we just we just have all 12 guys healthy and see what happens when March comes around be really nice but I it seems like a wish list item I don't even know if Santa can do that always. Yeah, all right. We'll put it on the hardwood then for you. That makes sense. Houston, I feel like the Big 12 in basketball, aside from Nick, is just not –

what are we doing? Richie, whatever's happening in Tempe right now is insane, by the way. Whatever's in the water is crazy because basketball and football are both pretty much there. Everybody else, we had to pick up the whole hoops thing even like like jake it was the expectation higher for byu uh yeah because when you go to providence get blitz like they did they kind of took the shine off their non-conference slate because they didn't play anybody and kevin young's talked about the fact that he needs to upgrade the non-conference slate now if the rumors

are true they're gonna be taking on villanova and Vegas to start next season? Okay. Are we on the next year? Are we on the next year? Hey. We'll see what happens. But here's the thing. They do need to pick it up, and they absolutely understand that.

I've been watching them play hoops a lot, and they haven't really shown out like I think a lot of us expected, even though they're 9-2. I do think that's the case for most Big 12 teams, especially given the ease of their non-conference. By the way, JT, your three games actually matter? What's the record in hoops there? Oh, in those three games.

That's why we know this. Come on, Jake. If the state of Utah wants to get respect in college basketball, it's all on you guys. We know this. That's beautiful. Christian, I will have to skip over you because i think jt wistersell was it uh ashwagandha grade a cannabis indica what was in the pipe this morning there big cat those eyes are bright and red wake and Merry Christmas. We're recording this at 9 a.m. 8 a.m.

We're JT. Let's go. The slopes wait for no one. Wait, is it me or Christian? I got so confused. JT, you've yet to answer the question. You're only helping your case here. The indictment, this is not good.

It's snowing over there. It's snowing. Which question am I answering? I'm so lost. Oh, my gosh. We have to first verify to everyone out there that you are over there. It's snowing. Which question am I answering? I'm so lost. Oh, my gosh. We have to first verify to everyone out there that you are not high. I am not high.

I'm just confused as always trying to follow these questions. I'm as confused as all of you at home. I'm glad you weren't OJ's lawyer. It would have gone much more south. What do you mean? Put the glove on? JT. What do you mean the hat doesn't fit?

What do you mean the snowman hat doesn't fit? Come on. What are you talking about? Drake, if you were OJ's lawyer, I would love to see, like, your first statement in the deposition. I'm sure it would just be like, this guy's guilty, man. Let's get him out of here. Let's make the process easier. JT, don't let them think that your eyes is deceiving us from the unicorn coming out of your forehead right now. That's where my eyeballs are.

I'm a Christmas snowman unicorn. I'm whatever. I'm whatever. Like I said, we don't focus on – this is to distract people from Utah basketball. Go Utes. Yikes. JT, Christmas wish list for the Utes. Okay, so the biggest thing on my Christmas wish list by far

was a competent starting quarterback. And thankfully, Santa came early and delivered Devin Dampier, who I do believe is going to be an upgrade at the QB spot for Utah. Now, outside of that, over. No, he's healthy, Jake. The best ability is availability. Cam couldn't play. Richie, how did Cam look in the game against Arizona State?

He was out there. Exactly. I'm sure of it. Exactly. One of the games of all time yeah one more time mr rose bowl you're gonna you're just throwing him to the curb i like come on jake don't do that to my guy we love cam rising but he can't stay healthy i mean i'm sure that man has asked for everything at this point on his christmas list to get himself healthy and he just couldn't. And I love Cam. He's an absolute legend in this university. But every year, they go out there with the plan of, last two years, Cam will be our guy, and he's not out there, and the backup QB situation is a mess. Dan Pierre led the fourth best offense in college football. I'm fired up about him. Would I love an extra offensive lineman?

A wide receiver one. I still think Utah could use to add that, definitely. But the fact that Utah has quarterback, and almost everyone on here can attest to who played utah utah the biggest reason utah lost that game was bad quarterback play is camera using a doctor yet he shouldn't have yet he should have every degree available at this point like he should have all of them with how much time he's been called multiple universities as. He's got his bachelor's from Texas. He's got his – it's great. He's in a group chat with Alan Bowman for sure. Those two guys should start their own car dealership.

They should do it. That would be rock star. Christian, you for the Wildcats, Jerome Tang, there's been a lot. I opened Twitter and everything is just ragging on Jerome Tang. First flight back to Waco. I saw somebody tweet this past weekend. Basketball-wise, football-wise, where is your list looking? Well, I think I should have valid and really positive expectations like Nick did

below how he wants to be an Elite Eight team in basketball. I think I just want one Big 12 win. I think that would be fair for Kansas State. i'll be completely honest this has been a really disappointing season can't even beat wichita state uh you know i don't know if it's not leaving out enough santa cookies i don't know what it is guys but it's it's really disappointing uh but i think right now you go from a team that had you know five million dollars plus in nil money to you know maybe potentially not even getting an invite to the NIT. It's upsetting.

So I'm hoping for one Big 12 win in basketball. That's good. On the football side, though, you've got to have a full, consistent season. You start 7-1, and then you end up with 8-4. There's going to be a lot of question marks in the right bowl against Rutgers, mainly on the offensive side. You lose a guy like D.J. Giddens at running back. Will Dylan Edwards step up? Kevin, I know you've seen him before. Can he step up and be that number one running back? And then I'm really interested to see what

these wide receivers can do. You lose guys like Trey Spivey. You lose guys like Keegan Johnson. There's going to be a lot of interesting moves with this receiver group who look like, and hopefully we see some expectations moving forward for 2025 so for the football side i just want to see a consistent full season because if they do that they're at least a nine and three football team in my mind coming up these are the hosts you know and love what are they asking for for themselves for christmas let's have a little fun for the first time in a while on the big but we're always so buttoned up this is the big 12 squad today's show is brought to you by game time oh last minute ticket

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What time is it? GameTime. Get the GameTime app and give the gift of game time this holiday season. Welcome back to the Big Swap. I'm going to ask Santa for English lessons. Cody and I both are going to take a little English lesson. For those that watched the intro, my gosh. Hold on a second.

How do I? I'm in a closet, which I will not exit, by the way. I will not come out of. I'm in a closet right now. This not exit, by the way. I will not come out of. I'm in a closet right now. This is the setup that I've built for myself. You must have said something wild for locked on to throw you in the closet. Very closeted. Are you trapped in the closet?

Are you trapped? Oh, see the SCC thing again. Say you like the SCC. I did get hacked on Twitter. Amherst. Where is Amherst, by the way? Massachusetts. Is that the one with the – like that's MIT?

Is that right? That's where UMass is. Oh. What did you do to the Minutemen? I don't know. Maybe geography too. UMass Wisconsin, let's go. I've been doing a little too much what jt had it was strong

and cody didn't roll it those boys not like that uh j catch we've we've got about eight minutes left in this show let's let's bring the christmas joy and spirit to all those in provo from your standpoint and everybody else here what are you asking for for Christmas? Well, I want to see BYU. Obviously, what you're already talking about. No, what are you asking for? What do you want?

We don't care about sports. A grill. No sports. Okay, here's the thing. I do want a new grill. My wife already said no on that one. I've got a few of them in the backyard. She said I can't add a fourth. So know we're gonna move on from that what i want i want to add a couple upgrades to the studio let's just put it that way hey there you go i've been told that uh santa doesn't care what your wife thinks jake and he'll bring you a grill no matter what if you

yeah that's right you gotta ask santa jake yes you'd think so, we're going to be working on a few upgrades to the recording studio and then probably some new golf gear. I've got to get a new putter at some point. Nice. Tell me, Cody Stovall, what's on the docket for Christmas? Well, I was going to upgrade my face, but I gave up on that. So, instead, I'm going to upgrade the suspension on my car. Because when you get older, and I explain this to my son,

when you have money for tickets, it means that the speed limit sign is just a suggestion. And that's where I'm at in life, all right? I have the need, the need for speed, and the potholes in Colorado do not agree with my current suspension set. Mike Gundy drinks three or four beers and drives all the time, and, of course, the Oklahoma State guy giving bad driving advice to all of us this holiday season. Hey, everybody looks like you're driving white girl wasted in Colorado by ditching all of the puddles.

It's ridiculous. I don't know what we spend our money on up here. Oh, yeah, I do. I got an idea. It's the disease habit. California sober. Christian, Merry Christmas. What are you getting? I mean, I should probably prepare and say a new phone because I probably smashed mine after the first two Big 12 games in basketball. That's probably where I should probably go.

But I do. I like Jake's idea. I probably should get some stuff to upgrade the studio, get some new Kansas State stuff behind me. Because I'm dealing with a black screen right now. I've got to be a little bit more. Harry, yeah. A little bit more artistic. It's sleek, though. I like how sleek it is.

JT Worcester. Maybe a little more lavender in my life. Okay, before we get to my Christmas list, I just got it all. Cody, do you know how to, because I think this is a repeated thing. Do you know how, because it took me a lot to learn, too. Like, the name under your show is supposed to be your show. Do you know how to do that? Because I was going to say that should be your Christmas,

is to figure out how to do that. But I'm not sure know how i don't i don't know and i don't i didn't know for a while either you were gonna ask me and i figured it out eventually these guys need a show together university we know oh i'd pay to see that listen i went to the school for kids that can't read good but i also don't type all that well so so I try to avoid the unnecessary, and it's unnecessary. It's locked on with the crazy face and orange stuff. You know who I be. You know who I be. Turns out I can control his name tag. JT, what are we getting this year?

You know what? I just want all the Locked On Big 12 co-hosts to have a wonderful Christmas. No, you don't. I bet everyone but Jake and Drake. You guys are right. Honestly, just basketball shoes. If you talk camp play out there, I'll do it myself. Basketball shoes for JT.

What are we putting in Richie Bradshaw's stocking? I'm going to the Peach Bowl. So I would just like to make sure that all the Texas fans out there are going to put my horns down. But for me personally, I need new slippers. The ones I'm wearing right now are literally like torn in half. That's a great answer. I don't have anything else.

It's cold in my house. I don't put the heat on during the winter. That was the least surprising answer yet. It's a good guy thing, though. Slippers are great. They're timeless. I'm wearing them right now. My mom gave me a robe like last year. I was like, Mom, what is this? She's like, I don't know. It them right now my mom had me a robe like

last year i was like mom what is this she's like i don't know it's a guy thing it's a robe it's like hey asu country don't let your man richie go out here with cold feet all right it's smoking jacket thank you jake i can't do that in promo but definitely can in salt lake just ask jt santa's coming down the chimney. What has he left for you? You know what, man? I really love my niece and nephew and just seeing them happy. Honestly.

Shut up. Is he going to bring them happy? Yeah. Oh, so he's bringing them something. Yeah, right. What a guy. Good. Good. Kevin Borba, follow that up. Idiot. I'm an only child Borba, follow that up, idiot. I'm an only child. I have things that I want and expect.

My last ones, I just hit a goose with one. What? I almost hit a homeless person. You almost what? With the entire golf set, you almost hit that? You hit a homeless person? It sounds like Santa is not coming to your house. Or his. Well, his house is on Hall 6 at Creekside.

So I need clubs that avoid him and the Goose. I would also like... We're doing some wedding planning, so maybe some vendors to come through. That was a much sweeter thing to open with. Corbin, get out of here. We need to golf in Utah. I need to see this in action.

I want to see it. He went total opposite of what I was. I thought the same thing. Oh, Nick. Nick, does Santa come to Iowa? Oh, I can't follow those two up back to back. Such a disparity. Kevin hit a goose.

And a homeless person. Yeah, well, you're the homeless person. Yes, he's the homeless person. back to back such a disparity kevin hit a goose i yelled for after the fact but go I don't understand it either. The goose is better. Oh, man. Yeah, I know. I'm pretty sure Santa comes to Iowa. I just graduated college, so I thought, you know what? Let's go big boy purchase or present crock pot. Everybody needs crock pot.

Wow. Instant pot. I'm telling you. Growing up. Pressure cooker. Yep. It's all on there. Pressure cooker. Yep. It's all on there. Pressure cooker.

Unlike your team in a big game. It is. Imagine being a 22-year-old with a crock pot. That changes the game. That's like – that's the diploma of life to have a crock pot. That's right. Move over. Parker.

Oh. I still refuse to buy one because I don't prefer adulthood. Parker has one. Parker, do you have a crock pot? I do. I have some. Bang. Bang. 100%. I use it regularly. one because i don't prefer adulthood parker has one parker you have a crockpot i do absolutely those are absolute necessities when you need you need to smoke a beer and coaching in the crock potteries yeah i can teach you and coach you up on how to use it. That's how I can use it. Hey, I will be in Houston quite a bit this year.

There you go. Parker, what are you what are you getting from Santa? Well, I was torn between asking for a five hour energy or pop tarts or any not on the sponsor list. You're totally out of Red Bull. Y'all are acting like golf clubs make your golf game better. I don't think I've ever broken 100. So apparently that's the thing I need is new golf clubs that make your game better. Goose? That's the way it goes. Wow.

New golf clubs. He's out on Red Bull now, but he's at Dana's as head coach. You got to hit him, Goose. Once you hit a goose, you see the game differently. Not worth fighting the animals. The goose was what changed your mind the goose was in front of the green, so that was a good hit. The homeless person was off to the left. What golf course is a homeless person like?

Yep, my tent's going right. Where are you golfing? You need to pay him next time to yell for you. I live in California, Drake, so I'll just let you do with that information what you will. Oh, my gosh. Merry Christmas, everybody. I'm going to ask for peace on earth and joy and goodwill to all men.

You want chaos? You liar. Yeah, absolutely. We were hoping to get a Christmas wish list for all the Big 12 teams. I need to hear this real quick. Okay. If I was going to have one wish for Christmas, have you seen those new – have you guys seen the AirPods commercial?

It's a hearing aid. Have you seen that one yet? That is one of the worst commercials of all time. Dude's just like, oh, I can't hear my daughter sing and play guitar. I'll turn my AirPods to max, and now I can. As if that's how it works. But it also kind of hooked me. I would love some of those.

I would just be like, oh, Cody speaking? And turn it down to zero. No, you should. No, you should. You should get the ones that translate to a different language. Imagine how decent I might sound in a different language. Just put Oklahoma in there. The AirPods are like, I give up. I don't even know.

Drake, I thought you were going to ask for how to get your old mustache back. All right. This has been my real wish. Where's Richie's wish list? He told us he had a big list for all of us. I got it. Do you guys want it? All right. This has been my real wish. Yeah. Where's Richie's wish list? He told us he had a big list for all of us. I got it. Do you guys want it? Oh, Richie, give it.

Give it, Richie. Who cares about time at this point? Yeah, let's go. Come on. It's Christmas. I'll do just for the people that are here. Okay. Yeah.

All right, Drake, I'm getting you ASU merchandise because I'm really sick and tired of people in my comments on my videos talking about how much they hate you because of how biased you are. Boom. People don't like Drake. That's new to me. Oh, all of the shows here love me. Cody, I am getting you a NIL deal for you and your fans for Planet Fitness. And that way, Mike can't say you're weak or you're poor.

That's fair. Who's next on my list i am getting you life alert that you can give to cam for the next time he inevitably falls i'm also getting you a pamphlet of retirement homes that you can give to kyle whittingham nice jake i am getting you a how to deal with losing for dummies. Thanks to all the BYU fans that are upset. I'm also getting everybody a Diet Coke with a name on it. You just have to find your name, first come, first serve.

Sweet. Cool. Parker, you are getting a participation medal and 100 tokens at Chuck E. Cheese because you guys tried your best this year. You didn't finish last. Everyone gets a water cup. You can fill it up with whatever you can find. I'm not paying for toppings. at chuck e cheese because you guys tried your best this year you didn't finish last uh everyone gets a water cup you can fill it up with whatever you can find i'm not paying for toppings there's no appetizers you don't get to ask what's in my flat you know way too much about chuck e cheese richie i 100% want to menu

the last time you were there what did you know, you guys are getting gunpowder for your cannon because you scored a lot of touchdowns this year. But I'm also going to get you a calendar, like a day-to-day calendar of really cool places around the world so you don't have to look at corn every day. That's needed. That's needed. You should need that.

Christian, you're getting a new mascot because I hate the Wildcats. Oh, yeah. Are you saying the mascot in general with the arms out that thing's freaky dude human arms sleeves a hundred dollar gift card of taco bell and a signed picture from saint bill snyder did you imagine if we had saint bill snyder shop for the christmas special oh geez i'm starting to think he's not really his team. Kevin, we're getting Oakleys and Beats so you can't see or hear the haters, and so you can listen to Shaduric rap music and we don't have to hear it.

Whoa! Bang! And Mountaineer Paul, you're getting a fresh bank account and $100. If you invest it right, you can get your own NIL and buy whatever coach that you want. Nick Saban's coming. Richie, everybody, round of applause for Richie Brown. Put some thought into that.

Thank you. That was very well done. I'll text you guys the rest. What's ASU getting, Richie? Come on now. I'm not going to lie. I left myself off the list. A kicker.

He really, really wants a kicker. I will double down with a kicker. A year's supply of antibiotic because God knows everybody that goes to Mill Avenue is probably not even awake until about 2 in the afternoon today. Mill Avenue, did you say? Mill Avenue. He needs to relax. He needs whatever calms him down because his eyes were looking scary

after that one kick. JT could give you something to relax and calm down. Oh, geez. Everybody, thanks for joining today merry christmas happy holidays to include happy holidays in here because of jake retzel laugh so we merry christmas my ultimate wish this year um thanks by the way before i even give you the ultimate wish is for the big 12 squad to hit a million views and for all of us to be the first to listen every single day. And that you keep watching the Big 12 squad because we're all honored to be able to bring you your sports takes. I hope ultimately that BYU goes 12-0 next season and Utah goes 0-12.

See you, everybody. Bye.