Locked On Mariners - Daily Podcast On the Seattle Mariners - 5 Teams the Seattle Mariners NEED to Talk to This Winter | Top 5 Tuesday

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

Colby Patnode ranks the five best trade partners for the Seattle this winter. Plus, relive the most iconic Mariners commercials ever made as Ty Dane Gonzalez counts down fan favorites, from "Edgar and... the Rookies" to the unforgettable "PitchCom." Check out our Patreon!Follow the show on Twitter: @LO_Mariners | @TyDaneGonzalez | @CPat11Follow the show on Bluesky: @lockedonmariners | @tdg | @mlbcolbySupport Us By Supporting Our Sponsors!PrizePicksDownload the PrizePicks app today and use code LOCKEDONMLB to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup.PrizePicks — Run Your Game.Click Link Here: https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/LOCKEDONMLBGametimeDownload the Gametime app, create an account, and use code LOCKEDONMLB for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Download Gametime today. What time is it? Gametime.FanDuelToday's episode is brought to you by FanDuel. The NBA and NFL seasons are here, visit the FanDuel App today and start planning your futures bets now.FANDUEL DISCLAIMER: 21+ in select states. First online real money wager only. Bonus issued as nonwithdrawable free bets that expires in 14 days. Restrictions apply. See terms at sportsbook.fanduel.com. Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit FanDuel.com/RG (CO, IA, MD, MI, NJ, PA, IL, VA, WV), 1-800-NEXT-STEP or text NEXTSTEP to 53342 (AZ), 1-888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-9-WITH-IT (IN), 1-800-522-4700 (WY, KS) or visit ksgamblinghelp.com (KS), 1-877-770-STOP (LA), 1-877-8-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369) (NY), TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Which five teams provide the best trade fits for the Marrars this winter? Colby will tell you that coming up here on Top 5 Tuesday. Colby, hit it. You are Locked-on Mariners, your daily Seattle Mariners podcast, part of the Locked-on Podcast Network, your team every day. Ahoy, sailors, and it's Tuesday, November 11th, 2025. This is Taday Gazzalus and Colby Patnode for the Lockdown Marriss Podcast. as part of the Lockdown Podcast Network.
Starting point is 00:00:32 Now, the number one sports podcast network. On today's show, it's top five Tuesday. And yeah, we forgot to spend the wheel at the end of yesterday's show. Whoops. So we spun it off air. And Colby, as a result, we'll be tackling top five trade partners for the Mariners this winter. So the five teams he thinks are the best fits for trade with the Mariners. And once he's done with that, I'll do the top five Mariners commercials of all time.
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Starting point is 00:01:57 And the reason why one player is, you know, so prominent and gets you a spot on this list is because Tell Marte is the perfect player to go out and get. He is an offensive force. He's one of the best offensive players in all of baseball. He currently plays a position that you do not have an answer for. He is more than athletic enough to move to third base if needed. And you can try that. The bat should age pretty well. I know he's got five years minimum left on his contract, but the bat's going to age pretty well.
Starting point is 00:02:27 the skill sets there for him to hit well into his 30s and the contract is very team friendly five years 90 million dollars for this guy uh and arizona is reportedly by one mr bob nightingale uh very motivated to trade him before april when he gets his 10 5 rights so uh where you can you know you can uh he gets a full no trade clause yes so it makes sense that they would move him Again, Arizona's also talked about needing to cut some payroll after they spent over the last few years. And Marte is really the only guy to do it. I mean, they could try and get somebody to take Eduardo Rodriguez's money from them. They could, but probably not.
Starting point is 00:03:11 They're not going to trade Corby and Burns. Nobody's going to trade for him coming off of Tommy John anyways. Obviously, they're not trading Corby and Carol. And they just gave Perdomo the extension. So it does feel like Marte is the odd man out here. So because Marte is such a great fit for the Mariners and what they need, going forward. Arizona, that alone gets Arizona onto the top five. And, you know, there are always smaller pieces on every team that could make some sense for the Mariners,
Starting point is 00:03:36 maybe a Jake McCarthy type or somebody like that. But really, the Arizona Diamondbacks are on this list because of Cotel Marte. All right. Number four. Yeah, number four also heavily led by one guy, but there are actually some other notable options here. That's the Detroit Tigers. Obviously, Terrick Scoobel, big name. And, you know, when you're linked by Buster only being like, yeah, the Mariners are going to be in on this, it's kind of, there's a lot of smoke there. Now, aside from Scoobel, the tigers have some interesting names. They have Matt Beirling, Andy Abanyes, Jemai Jones.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Those are three guys left-handed pitching very well. And the Mariners really could use a actual threat off the bench against right-handed pitching. Vierling might be... Gets left-handed pitching. Yes. Vierling might be your starting third baseman. But you could also play in the outfield as well. So, yeah, there are some...
Starting point is 00:04:36 And then obviously there's some bullpen guys. You're probably not going to get Will Vest, but there are a couple of other bullpen arms. Maybe a Tyler Holton type of guy, but... Brand-Hurter. That's my guy. Yeah. It really is scoble.
Starting point is 00:04:49 And then it's a bunch of role players, but the role players are, you know, players that the Mariners could actually use and greatly benefit. from so Detroit again they get in the top five mostly because of scoble but there are you know a couple mid-leverage bullpen pieces here and three you know really solid athletic you know infielder slash outfielders who hit left-handed pitching which the mariners could definitely use on their pitch yeah you know a guy that I didn't mention when we talked about the tigers last week during our AL Central trade preview was bow briskey all the bullpen he had a bad year this year but I was
Starting point is 00:05:24 really impressed with him in 2024. I don't know. Maybe if the Tigers are willing to move on from him, essentially wave the white flag on him, I would love to take that shot. Yeah, he makes sense. I don't think they'll do it, but you might
Starting point is 00:05:42 as well ask about Carrie Carpenter, if for no other reason, it keeps him from facing you. Sure. Yeah, but I do think it's the three righties, and then it's scoble, and then there are probably two or three guys in the bullpen. So a bigger selection than Arizona can offer you, but obviously also has the one big piece that everybody will be focused on.
Starting point is 00:06:06 But there are other options here in Detroit. So they land at number four. All right. We will get into your top three trade partners for the Mariners in just a moment. But first, a reminder, this episode of the lockdown Marrars podcast is once again brought to you by game time. NFL season is back and there's nothing better than being in the stadium surrounded by fans cheering on your team. But let's be honest, getting tickets can be a hassle between cues, login screens, and prices jumping at checkout. It's frustrating. That's why I use game time, the app that gives the advantage back to fans.
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Starting point is 00:07:25 Swipe, tap, ticket, go, download game time today. And you're listening to the Lockdown Merritton Podcasts podcast, part of the Lockdown Podcast Network, your team every day. Thank you so much for making us your first listen. And also thank you for making Lockdown the number one sports podcast network. It's top five Tuesday. Colby has given you his top five trade partners for the Maris this winter. We already went over number five and number four. the Diamondbacks and the Tigers.
Starting point is 00:07:53 It's coming in at number three for you, Colby. Yeah, number three is a team we've also talked about, you know, a fair amount. And that is the Minnesota Twins. The Twins are a full rebuild team right now. We think, we think they should be. They acted like it this summer. And it'd be kind of foolish of them for, you know,
Starting point is 00:08:12 it would be foolish for them to, you know, turn course and do a 180 and start to add again this winter. Maybe they do. I don't know. but the Twins are a team that should be looking to sell, and they definitely have pieces. I mean, I think if you're looking like on the lower end of things, the guy like Edward Julian would be a really interesting kind of Dom-Cand-zone-esque option at DH,
Starting point is 00:08:33 maybe second base, certainly has, you know, walkability and power and he does strike out some, but it's been a while, but, I mean, that's the lottery ticket. That's the low end of guys that you could be looking at. You could be looking at kind of another lottery ticket here, Royce Lewis, you know, a third baseman who, um, has a ton of power, and when he's healthy, he's been pretty darn good. Not really last year, but, uh, and it does sound like the twins really want to move on from that situation.
Starting point is 00:08:59 They're, they're, quote unquote, sick of, of the, the Royce Lewis thing. Uh, so, you know, obviously that's kind of more of a, a shot that you take, but it is a high upside shot and you do not have a third baseman, uh, right now. So that would be a really interesting ad, uh, you know, the, the dream here is probably Byron Buxton, but I think that's even less likely than, Marte or Scoople. But I'll just mention him, maybe, maybe. If he's willing away with a no trade,
Starting point is 00:09:26 Byron Bucks would be incredible. But really what you're looking at here for the Twins is the pitching. You get Joe Ryan, who's got two years of club control, Bailey Ober, who's got two years of club control. Pablo Lopez, more expensive, but higher upside, Mrs. Bat, something the Samariner's rotation could use a little bit more of. And then you got some bullpen arms like Justin Topa and Cole Sands. a couple guys who make some sense there.
Starting point is 00:09:52 There are multiple guys who make some sense. And then obviously there's, you know, the role players, Trevor Larnick, maybe a Cody Clemens. It'd be somewhat interesting to see Ryan Jeffers, but he's making just a little too much money for a pure backup catcher for me. But that might be interesting. He's also not been very good the last couple of years. But, you know, he has had some big years and you kind of need that right-handed thump off the bench.
Starting point is 00:10:15 And Jeffers could make some sense there, depending on what you do with Harry Ford. But the twins just have a lot. They have top of the rotation pitching. They have, you know, some really good role players offensively. They have a superstar who probably isn't available, but maybe just might be. And they're a team that's looking to rebuild, which fits you perfectly. So the twins are definitely one of the five best trade partners for the Mariners this winter. So who's number two?
Starting point is 00:10:42 Yeah, coming out of number two, it's an oldie but a goodie. It's the Tampa Bay raise. Wow, I'm so surprised. Yeah. uh yeah Tampa you know surprise surprise yes they've already made a trade this winter so maybe that was the one that they make but uh there are some big pieces here in Tampa Bay is in an interesting spot in the ALEs because they have a couple of older players who are during the last year of their contracts they are hold up Jake Frailey is in the race organization
Starting point is 00:11:12 yeah they claimed him uh the other day all right yeah the return of the king that's right but so anyways they have a couple of guys who are you know on the or they're going to be leaving after this year they are probably the way they're feeling at best the fourth best team in that division they have a bunch of young talent they need to clear room for to get them everyday reps and all that and that makes them right for a kind of a reshuffling and you know the rays don't ever really like fully rebuild but they certainly will trade guys that you know rather than lose them to free agency and there are a couple of couple guys here that fit that mold and obviously we're talking about yondi dyes and brandon low two guys that we've talked about a ton for the mariners and guess what they still make sense for the seattle mariners the mariners do not have a second basement they do not have a d h right now heck they don't have a first baseman as things stand right now a lot of you know interest in those two players and they both are on expiring contracts and they're both both only making 11 million dollars like they're great values they're really good players yondy is a one of the most
Starting point is 00:12:19 underrated hitters in all of baseball and he would fit in nicely either at first base if you miss out on nailer but even if you plan to resign nailer there's your DH and a really good one at that and Lao obviously again lots of power is he going to miss some time yeah probably but you can absorb his loss of time because you do have some depth in the middle infield particularly Cole Young Cole Tamerson yada yada so yeah but there's also guys like you know Josh Lowe and Lowe who's pretty interesting he's kind of don't can zone though so maybe maybe not but that's an idea that got brought up to us a little while ago and i like it it's a fun name that we don't talk about and then obviously there's bullpen arms there's uh cole sussler and and when you say to um garrick clevenger three guys don't jump out right away uh those would all be massive helps to your bullpen way more swing and miss than you have uh right now particularly with usata uh Pete fairbanks would have been on this but uh the rays oddly declined his option instead of trading him i don't I don't understand.
Starting point is 00:13:21 That also my point to me that, like, yeah, the Rays are kind of rebuilding here a little bit. They're going to get rid of all their guys who have one year left. And that's Yondi and that's Lough. And the Rays are always willing to trade bullpen arms, always. So could they move, you know, sell high on Garrett Clevenger, who's pretty close to left-handed Andrus Mugios? They might. Now, did the Marens want to pay that cost? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Did the Mers want to pay that cost? Probably not. but you say it as a guy who misses a ton of bats and the thing I like about Yseda is change up heavy guy different than what we have in the in the bullpen right now, a different look, so to speak. So Tampa Bay, again, just because you know them very well, they also have pieces that fit.
Starting point is 00:14:04 They're kind of going through this quasi-rebuild, retooling. They have young players that they want to get playing time to that are currently blocked at first base, D.H., second base. Like, Aronda's going to be the first baseman or the D.H. They have Morgan who's coming up. through the system right now at first base they have a ton of middle infielders they're trying to get playing time for Tampa just makes all the sense
Starting point is 00:14:24 in the world and they're probably looking for prospects and guess what the Mariners have a lot of so Tampa Bay makes a ton of sense I will I will die on this hill Yandi Diaz needs to be a Seattle mariner so here's yet another example of how
Starting point is 00:14:43 Fangraph's war formula confuses me we talk all the time about how they just They love strikeouts specifically with relievers, right? Garrett Clevenger, 61 in the third innings pitch last year, or this year, 12.03Ks per 9. 0.7F4? He had a 235 ERA.
Starting point is 00:15:05 He had a 359 FIP. He had a 264 walks per nine. He did have a little bit of a home run issue. I was going to say, what's the home run to fly ball? Van Graf's formula, their war formula. hates home runs given up by relievers more than yeah it's 18.8%
Starting point is 00:15:23 so I guess that's why nine home also but playing at night ballpark yeah nine home runs and 61 innings though like that I don't know yeah I find more
Starting point is 00:15:36 I find more and more like I find more and more that I like B war better because I like the way they handle the defense on offensive players as well and I feel like F war is a little too reliant on strikeouts like outs are outs yeah now i'm not saying obviously you would prefer a strikeout over any other kind of out because there's no damage but like outs are outs and clevenger is very good at getting outs yeah i mean he has it he also had a 91.6% left on base rate yeah so
Starting point is 00:16:06 again it's one of those things where he's you know really good and i think the league knows that he's very good regardless of what Van Graf says. And, I mean, 0.7.4 for a reliever is still pretty good. Yeah, it's just usually that's a bit higher. It feels like he's like a one and a half win guy. Like Munoz is like a one and a half wing guy.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Gabe Spire was like a one and a half one guy. The difference, they didn't give up home runs. But anyway, you want to slice at Tampa Bay. Once again, a really good fit for the Maritors. Yeah. You know, by the way, Tampa Bay's biggest weakness, catcher.
Starting point is 00:16:44 young or even good catching boy if only the mayor's had a young top 100 type of prospect who catches that's also kind of the athlete connected to yes who's also kind of an athletic freak that the rays love to have in their system yeah we've only yeah yeah all right uh i think i know what number one is do you tie the st louis cardinals the san francisco jot now uh it is the cardinals uh yeah obviously uh you know some honorable mentions here san diego uh san francisco uh could be in play here as well uh not for number one just for the list in general uh but yeah number one is is the cardinals uh they are a team that is definitely rebuilding they're retooling this year they're willing to put seemingly everybody up on the trade block,
Starting point is 00:17:41 except for probably Mason win, which you might as well ask about, but just that'll be a quick conversation. But you look at what they have to offer, it's guys that we've talked about a lot, Brendan Donovan, it's Alec Burleson, Lars Neupar, Sunny Gray, maybe.
Starting point is 00:18:01 There's a very specific scenario where that makes sense, but we know Jerry likes him. So that's why I throw a line list here. Then there's guys in the bowl. open like Riley O'Brien, Mariner Legend, Jojo Romero, Matt Svonson. Like, there are a lot of guys here. There's young players who, I mean, you want to take a shot on like Nolan Gorman or Jordan Walker.
Starting point is 00:18:21 I guess that's something you can do, but, you know, and Nolan Aeronado, like, no. It's just no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'd rather just give the job to Williamson, if we're being honest. So, but yeah, I mean, there are a lot of players here. And by the way, they are a team that is rebuilding. They are a team that is going to want young prospects. They're a team that's going to want, you know, they're not going to want to want a long rebuild.
Starting point is 00:18:49 So they're going to want high floor prospects who are pretty close to the big leagues. Boy, if only the Mariners had like, I don't know, Michael Arroyo or, I don't know, Gerangelo Sanja or Las Montez or, you know, pick a guy. Basically, anybody but Felon and Sell, and obviously not Emerson or Anderson. I would trade Felon. I just don't know what the Cardinals are going to be interested, just to clarify. But, yeah, there's just so much here.
Starting point is 00:19:14 And Donovan really is, like, kind of the perfect fit. He's a prototypical leadoff hitter, 360 on base. You can basically bank on. He's going to hit 280. You know, you can play multiple spots pretty well, second base, third base, in the outfield as well. Got a little bit of pop. He's just basically been the same player for four years.
Starting point is 00:19:33 And consistency is great. And, you know, Burleson is kind of a poor man's Josh Naylor. So, yeah, there's a couple guys right there. New Bar again, I'm not the biggest fan. Yeah, but he's fine. He's a pretty good player. Yeah, that's another, like, has to be a specific scenario in order for him to make sense.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Right. But again, the Cardinals, they have the right type of player. They have the, they're one of the few teams that is truly rebuilding and being vocal about rebuilding and they are a team that's looking specifically for prospects and that's what the Mariners have to offer more than anything else. So I do think the Cardinals just check pretty much every box. They have the players, they have the price tag that's going to be good.
Starting point is 00:20:21 You have a lot of dialogue between these two teams over the past a couple of years. So this feels like something that could move pretty quick. Well, that does it for Colby's list. So now we're going to switch gears. And do the top five Maris commercials of all time. It's coming your way in just a moment. But first, a reminder, this episode of the Locktime Marys podcast is brought to you by Fanduel.
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Starting point is 00:21:36 every day. As always, if you want to hear from me and Colby even more and help support the show, we have a Patreon. It's called Control of Zone and on there we talk Mariners, Seahawks, all that good stuff. For more information, go to patreon.com forward slash control of zone. Link in the description. All right, so it's my turn here
Starting point is 00:21:52 on top five Tuesday. I spun the Ed Helms and got top five Mariners commercials. So there are a ton of Mariner's commercials. And I watch almost all of them maybe all of them today i i don't know i went on youtube i found a playlist of them on the marriage channel there was like a hundred and seventy eight videos in there but
Starting point is 00:22:15 a lot of those were also like behind the scenes videos so i don't know the exact count of merri's commercials i know there are over a hundred though because there's literally an up a commercial where uh beuner and edgar talk about like oh it's the hundredth merri's commercial and then they go into an office and it's revealed that a monkey has been writing the commercials the whole time. So I have a ton of honorable mentions here.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I hope that's not one of them. No, it's not. Starting with starters. This one was released, I think, early this year. I don't think it was 2024. I think it was this year. Yeah, and so it's
Starting point is 00:22:58 Logan is eating a sandwich, but he doesn't finish it. Bryce Miller's putting together a puzzle, but he doesn't finish it. And then, you know, at the end of the, at the end of the commercial, Mooney comes in and finish his Logan sandwich. Nelly's auto gloss. That one's pretty self-explanatory, right? Do you remember the wise old Buffalo?
Starting point is 00:23:23 Vaguely, yeah. It's a Buffalo. He's like standing next to Brendan Ryan. And Brennan's like, hey, wise old Buffalo. and he was like, hello, Brennan, did you make those cookies for me? And he's like, the ones that make you talk. And he's like, yeah, I left him in the dugout. It's Tom Wilhelmson, like on a on a walkie-talkie talking to him.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Next big thing. You know what that one is? It sounds familiar. And it's not jumping to mine. The Marin's PR department pitches the hyphen to Ryan Roland Smith. Yeah. And the guy and the guy's like, look, it's a hyphen. He shows him a t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:24:01 with a hyphen on it. He's like, it's like, wait until you see what I did for Bartolo Cologne, and it's a jacket with a colon on it. Yeah. That's a good one, yeah. Yeah. Encore, Encore. No.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Well, no. It's a very famous one. Is it? Okay. Maybe I just don't know the title then. Yeah. Is it the, no, I don't think that one would be. Which one is it?
Starting point is 00:24:29 It's Larry Bernandez. Oh. that's encore huh okay yeah yeah yeah i've never been a big of a fan of that one as other people but it's solid but like yeah honorable mention feels about right yeah arts and crafty uh the crafty lefties in the bullpen yeah crafty lefties yeah yeah way leblanc marcoe you say who put together like a perfect like t mobile park replica yeah model uh calling you say kukuchi a crafty lefty was a bit of a stretch but like yeah no i remember that that was a good one that was good yeah uh what about cloning junior is this the one where there's like nine juniors on it like yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:25:11 i love my favorite my favorite part of that one is when he is uh catching and he does the splits behind the plate it's great uh what about l screen i don't think so norm charles and his one year as the bullpen coach for the bearers gets rid of this crappy old old L screen that they had like it's all beat to hell and he puts like Brian Ryan is the new L screen or whatever he puts Adrian Beltrane in front of him that's yeah yeah that's pretty great yeah that's that's good one yeah that's clever okay uh what about blinded you know what blinded was uh Jay Boehner takes off his hat and blinds the yeah yeah yeah yeah it's classic yeah it's classic yeah what about sorry it's gonna be a lot of things yeah it's just called sorry is it the one where jack's syrenzics like
Starting point is 00:26:09 oh wow that was painful no that one is so toned up yeah that one sucks that would suck so much I watched that one again I was like wow like imagine a rare miss
Starting point is 00:26:22 a rare miss from Kevin and the gang yeah that was yikes Sorry is the one where Felix writes an apology letter to all of his strikeout victims. Strikeout victim, sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:35 And he's like, I'm sure your family loves you. Yeah. It's really nice. Yeah. What about the wizard? Oh, yeah. A vague recollection of it. What was the, which one?
Starting point is 00:26:56 What was it? Brennan Ryan? No, no, no. each row hits a fly ball to himself like he hits a ball to the outfield then he runs grabs his glove and then catches it catches it behind his back yeah yeah not all these have to be funny
Starting point is 00:27:08 this one was just like that was just quintessential each row yeah yeah yeah probably did it all in one take too what about nicknames um this is another like mariner's like PR department like pitching an idea uh oh okay are they just not PR not PR marketing marketing department is this just them pitching a bunch
Starting point is 00:27:34 of names that end in why yes yeah it is yeah so yeah so yeah they're talking to randy what which you know you and i make fun of that all the time how like so many players just get like nicknames that just it's a very hockey and baseball thing to do it's and so they're like he's this guy's pitching nicknames to randy when And he's like, what about like, he's like, what about Winnie the Pooh and all that? And so Jeff Nelson, Shigatoshi, Hasagawa, and my Cameron are there. And they're like, and Jeff Nelson is like, Randy, give this guy a chance. He's, he's the genius that came up with Nellie and Cammy and Shiggy.
Starting point is 00:28:13 And Cammy goes, that's right. And Shaggy. It's pretty great. Honestly, honestly, that, that one's like a bubble one for me. I almost put that in my top five. That's a, that's a meta analysis. on like the whole game of baseball so that's good yeah um you'll you'll know this one the double play twins really you don't remember this one batten court and lopez yeah yeah yeah they do everything
Starting point is 00:28:45 together they ride on a tandem bike they made a whole song for it right yeah yeah vaguely uh Working the zone. It's a Jamie Boyer one? No, each row pitching from the outfield, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know what that one was called. You'll know this one.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Big Ritchie. Yeah, sure. Big Ritchie. Yeah. He swam the dial with a crocodile and he hits that ball, a country mile. That's right. He's like, as a matter of fact, I do.
Starting point is 00:29:20 All right. I love that one. Do you have any more honorable mentions, or can we get to the actual list? The last honorable mention. Look, I watched so many commercials today. I had to mention all of these. You're going to have to cut some of these, by the way. Just let you know.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Meaningful moments. That one sounds more serious. No, no, no. It's not. I don't know by the name, by the name. It's Griffey and Eitro are talking out in the outfield. Yeah, where he put the glue on his chair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, junior, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Yeah, that's a classic, okay, okay. All right. So, what do you got? So, top five Marys commercials, after all those honorable mentions. Number five, it's called Where Does It Go? You know what that one is? No, not off the top of my head. It's about Fernando Rodney's Arrow.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Where does it go? Oh, with Logan Morrison on the mound. And Logan Morris. Yeah, and. Yeah, that's a good one. It's not real, man. It's not a real arrow. Yeah, bro.
Starting point is 00:30:25 It is. And then it hits the inflatable bouncy house. Yep. It's great. And then the A's fan drops to his knees, Rodney. Yeah. Yeah. It's great.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Number four, radar gun. I vaguely remember this. Is it the one? where it's like, Jamie Moore, like, oh, the gun won't pick up anything under 70 or whatever. Well, Jamie Moyer gets a radar gun from France, which puts everything in kilometers. So he's throwing, like, 96 to 99. And he goes, ooh, la, la. Yeah, that's clever.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Yeah, that's a good one. It's a girl. Number three, Moose's nightmare. Lenny the Latte. It's my favorite. Lenny the latte. You got to stop eating nachos before bed. Yeah, it's so good.
Starting point is 00:31:22 It's so good. Let's a latte. Number two, pitchcom, or as you call it, Calmunicator. The Cal Municator. Make it a thing, Kevin.
Starting point is 00:31:34 That's right. Give away, the Cal Municator. Yeah, it's great. You guys know which one that one is. I mean, it's the most popular one
Starting point is 00:31:42 from the recent string of commercials they did. And then lastly, number two of all time. Oh, wow. And then lastly, Edgar and the rookies. Edgar and the rookies. cookies come on you know this one gooey duck i took my gooey duck to puolup yeah yeah i didn't know that was so good yes i'm very obviously very familiar with that one yeah yeah that one is
Starting point is 00:32:09 amazing yeah no i really like the pitchcom one i think it's great and now maybe i'm just like because like this is the team that i cover and i love this team and it's the current team and blah blah blah blah it's Cal and it's Logan but still like I I think that commercial it's great it's great it's a great commercial it is all right well there you have it that's going to do it for a show thank you so much for joining us here on the lockdown mirrors podcast part of the locked on podcast network your team every day for colby pat node I'm titan gonzalez be sure to give us a follow on Twitter at hello underscore merrers you can follow me at titan gzalus and colby at cpat 11 that's cpat 1 1 we're also on blue sky you can follow me at m lb colby in the show
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