Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 307- Shatgazi

Episode Date: July 29, 2020

In the midst of a reddit PR crisis...cooler heads will eventually prevail. But for now we weather the storm.

Hi and welcome. Hello. How are you? We're back, dude. This is a fireside chat. Mistakes were made. Damn. My leadership failed, dude.

No. I made it, yeah. I fucked up. I did. I made a bad mistake, dude. Did you? I think so, yeah. Just by being like...

We talked about it on the Patreon, but... Yeah. I fucked it up. Sorry, guys. Shit got bad. I thought other things were going on. Yeah, man. I definitely triggered the NegoFag nest within our Patreon or Reddit.

Just like... NegoFags are definitely fired up right now. Yeah, they are. I feel bad. Well, I feel bad because I did... I loused up. It's like, my bad, guys. There was mistakes made, but it's like...

It reminds me of being back in Bryn Mawr when it's like you got these guys have these strong emotional reactions and the drop of a hat with like no nuance or there's like, this is what's happening. Yeah. You know, it's a shame. So basically you're calling the Nega Fags libtards. They're sort of. They share qualities.

They do share qualities. They are not going to like the Reddit boys are liberal. Not all. No, it's a type of thinking. No,. They do share qualities. They are not going to like... The Reddit boys are liberal. Not at all. No, it's a type of thinking. No, I'm not trying to... It's a type of thinking that you just put any kind of filter on. When something happens, you're just like... It's like, dude, take a breath.

It's so funny that it's hard for me not to want to make you dig a deeper hole. I know. There's a part of me that wants to just be like, why'd you do that? Just to be a dickhead? Just to be an asshole. I know. But I understand that the position you're in is shitty when their nego fags on reddit turn on you it sucks because normally

normally you open reddit you're like oh nice like here's a funny quote this guy rules especially with you they're always like oh the shaman fucking sick shane's a fat retard shaman rules well if you're doing what they want you're the the best. They shower you with praise. As soon as they don't like something, their brain is just like, oh, my God, the podcast is ending. That guy's a fucking fag. And it's just like, you know, that's the other thing, too. You lose translation of what people are kidding and all that stuff. But yeah, man, it was a tumultuous day, dude.

I mean, I take full responsibility, dude. I fucked up. It was my bad. Yeah, it's my bad yeah it's my bad that was my i mean i don't uh when my principal i stand by my principles my principles are sound it's like dude i don't i don't care about all that stuff it's just my tactics dude tactics could have been a little bit higher you mercenaried out dude you hired a merc brought in a different autistic i know man he got got them. He got them.

Ladies and gentlemen, he got them. He got radio dogs. He got Benghazi, dude. He got left out to dry by Hilldog McCusker. I know. Well, that wasn't my plan. My plan was like, dude, I'll talk about it. It's cool.

He's like, no, I'll handle this. I'm like, hey, man, whatever you want to do. Yeah, to anybody listening that has no idea what we're talking about good good for you stay out of this world it is it's a world of podcast reddit this is a problem and i think i said this yesterday too on the patreon but it's like the following the shop thing like shop will get hit with nego fags dude you might be i'm telling you it's true but he'll he'll hit it and he'll nego fag back where he's like, you guys are losers. Like I go on this thing and I genuinely – it's like a broiling pit of just human sadness. You go on there and everyone is just like sad and angry.

That's more of what I think is like the shitty part of it. It's not like, fuck you guys. You guys are fucking gay. It's like, yeah, we're all gay, whatever. But it's like you see – it really is like serious discontent and I've been there before. Like I've been online and just been like, fuck you. And I know how I felt back then, and it's a bad fucking feeling. I don't want anyone to feel like that.

So I'm like, dude, just knock it off, man. But, you know, I'm gay. I'll just take it. I have like a 10-day gay sentence. I've been sentenced to gay for 10 days. I can see it. Your gayness is weighing on you. I can't believe you're gay dude

it's not this it's it's the same it's not the fact that i'm gay it's the same it's the same like no appeasing compromise where it's like you try to say anything they're people just twist your words into what they i went through the same thing at brimlar yeah just people who are just kind of they just like you know and a lot of that is kind of like personal shit of like kind of like trying to like you know put yourself on a mission. It's like, are you really moving the needle on this mission? Are you? Are you?

Are you? But either way, that was my bad. That fully was. I fucked up. Don't worry about it. I fucked up. I did. I fucked up.

Don't worry about it. I do. I'm worried. I get it. It would fuck me up. But when people go on there and they're like i don't even care i do i get like my stomach drops i read it and i'm like oh jesus christ yeah oh god but again it's like one of those things logically where you're like you know for people to take

your stuff and be like how dare you tell us what to do with your stuff it's like i'm sorry and then they'll be like oh i thought it was no gods no masters it's like it still is bro you can't have someone be a master with no gods no masters it's like yeah dude people try to get you to do what they want with no gods no masters it's like that's not no gods and masters all about bro it's about shooting from the hip yeah the the reddit comment reading internet comments about yourself is crazy it really is fucking crazy especially like after a while you get kind of numb to it a little but it's still like if you get hit if somebody hits you with a good one dude it still fucks your day up which is so funny well the problem is i don't that stuff i i really genuinely i don't i can say

honestly i don't care about it's the psych and stuff. I don't want that bleeding into my pet project, psych and all, and throwing that in like fucking that up. So it's like, you know, that kind of, that is where I'm kind of like, fuck man. Oh no. So wait, they're attacking psych and all not attacking it, but it definitely like, uh, it could put like a negative spin on it. So my eyes are tearing up. I don't people think I was crying,

dude. I'm not crying. That's crying. Head seltzer or shop. Did you turn it over? A hundred percent? I'm not though. I'm not attacking people and saying like,

you guys are fucking losers. Like I, I'm genuinely, I feel for the person who like sits there all day and does that and like gets completely dysregulated. But then again, it's like, you know, people are just fucking around too. So yeah, maybe they're having a goof, I feel for the person who sits there all day and does that and gets completely dysregulated. But then again, it's like, you know, people are just fucking around, too. Yeah, maybe they're having a goof, having a good time.

I hope so. I hope so. I hope everyone is having a goof. Trying to get in your crawl. Trying to get in your ass. It's not hard. I'm sensitive, dude. It's not hard to get in my crawl. I'm a sensitive human being.

I'm crying, dude. I know. I'm so sorry. It kills me to see you like this. I can't believe it. You see what you've done, Redditors know. I'm so sorry. It kills me to see you like this. I can't believe it. You see what you've done, Redditors? This is my best friend. You guys are making him fucking cry, dude.

You're making me fucking cry, dude. My eyes do water a lot. And your bitch-ass gay brother, Billy, is reaping all the benefits, dude. He's such a fucking coward traitor, dude. First of all, you can have, like, seriously, you can have that. It's collective narcissism. They reward you heavily and, like, you're the best best you're the best when you're doing what they want as soon as you like are like well no this is actually what i'm about they're like you're

fucking gay fuck you do my bidding and it's like okay so yeah yeah it's fun it's fun to watch new people enter the realm of reddit fandom exactly it's true it feels good again it was exactly the time i talked to Mullen about it where I was like, where he was like, man, fuck those dudes on Reddit. They're cocksuckers. And I was like,

I love my fans, dude. Well, it's kind of like... And then like two months later, they were like, you know Shane's actually a fat gay retard who sucks, right? And I was like,

who the fuck are these guys? It is. You feel you're like... I remember thinking that and being like, yeah, but they just don't understand how to do this. Yeah, they don't get it.

And he goes, yeah, wait, they don't understand. Yeah, they don't get it. And he goes, yeah, wait, they'll turn on you. They got you. It took you less than a while. This is the first time they've turned on you.

I did. Well, my whole thing was, I didn't want to, there's an individual I'm dealing with, you know, I made mistakes,

he made mistakes. I didn't want to hang the guy out. That to me is the weakest personal thing, to have a mob full of people who are just like – You have a lynch mob, dude. Out for pure hatred and then be like –

I can't punch his pilot, this man, dude. You should. I can't fucking – I should, honestly. It would be smarter for me, too. It's just I can't bring myself to just punch his pilot. It's like, yeah, dude, mistakes were made, bro. Mistakes were made. I saw the drones coming down, dude.

I hill-dogged out. You hill-dogged bad, dude. He was like, help, help. It's like we had no knowledge of that. I didn't even know what he was doing. It was the only miscalculation. We need to release the emails, dude. Where are the emails between you and Jake the Plug?

I destroyed the server, dude. I'm sending Billy in. Billy, I might be deep state, and Billy's my guy. No, I do. It's a very weird conflicting thing because the funniest part is you can just delete a reddit app and it like just stops it doesn't it's gone like it doesn't affect anything yeah of course but you turn open it up you're like I have to fix this and it's an unfixable situation but you know I think it's fixable I think everybody will I think I mean we'll forgive you dude hill dog survived yeah but dude i hate hill dog dude well in the end you become what you hate true

i'm not fucking crying dude my eyes would tear it's okay it's okay let's move on let's move on from the reddit yeah we should because normal people are driving their cars thinking what fuck are these two weird dudes into now? No, it's true. It's wicked. It's pretty wicked. So, dude, last night I had – so I'm laying there. I had no sleep. Not over this shit.

My baby woke up at like 4 in the morning. It woke up at 12 at night, 2, and then 4. So I wake up at 4 and I'm like, I'm just up. And then I had like this flash of insight exactly how I'm going to do Psych N which i was like fucking sick dude no that was that it kind of it was kind of nice dude that is nice yeah so the the thing i'm going to do and you know this is the thing i've been working on for a while is take so there's this whole idea of psychological flexibility which they've studied like a bunch of disciplines a bunch of therapies and like this seems to be one of the underlying processes that like makes people feel better and they've studied it you know it's not like you know you

go you pay you talk you hope it works they're like this is you know the whole thing breaks down into like these six points where it's like um so there's parts that are your behavior parts that are the way you think so there's psychological flexibility makes up these i think six things but it's like contact with the present moment being able to actually sit in the present moment without your brain like being like what are you doing this is boring this sucks this blah blah blah be able to sit in a moment and not worry so you have there's that um i'm over one but you can't sit in the present i'm telling you people who can't sit in the present moment without being like what's about to happen was really we're two dudes sitting in a chair yeah but we're also our brains are coming up with these scenarios of like possible dangers that could happen.

Like, you know, this could suck. This could be boring. You know, so that's, exactly. So that's one thing that pops up. But if you do that in your life when you're just like doing other things, that can cause problems that don't need to exist. Yeah. So really, it's like being in touch with the present moment, being able to mindfully handle things that could be psychologically painful like you know you don't want to just if some guy comes into your room and starts like fingering your butthole they're not saying like hey dude just mind over matter

so it's not like that but if you were like say like you know some dude was like i'm gonna come in there and finger your fucking dude that's happened that's happened to a lot of women what some dudes come in and finger the butthole yeah oh yeah i was watching uh there's a whole show on this guy named the east area rapist it's patten oswalt's wife wrote a book she like solved this guy's she caught this guy what it was a cold case she wrote a fucking murder mystery about him like a fat you know factual obviously it wasn't and caught him but there was one guy there was a bunch of rapists back then in the 70s like serial rapists. That was a common thing. They were just out and about?

There were dudes that were prowling neighborhoods and breaking into houses and getting women. What? Yeah, I guess. I don't know. This guy did it constantly. But there was one dude known as the Stinky Rapist, which that was making me laugh. They all had nicknames. All the rapists had names.

He was just one of them? And one of them was the Stinky Rapist, and it was but he was just one of them was the stinky rapist and it was because he smelled so bad oh and uh i thought that was a great nickname for it's like the stinky cheese man just being a stinky rapist like you know how bad you have to smell it while you're raping someone then be like true yeah although i think your heightens get sent your senses get height like you'll like you'll remember like, but yeah, that's pretty. Because you'd think they'd be focused on the horrific atrocity that's taking place. But then they're like, God damn, this guy fucking stinks. Fucking stinks.

And everybody reported that the East Area Rapist had a small dick. Like every single person was like, the only things I remember about him was he had a pretty small dick. Ugh. Yeah. Anyway. That's Yeah. Anyway. That's kind of horrible. That's like, that's terrifying.

So she solved these things? She did, actually. And then she died. She OD'd, yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was taking like Xannies and shit before bed.

Dude, I mean, if that's all you're focused on, yeah, I'd be, if I was writing about, if I was taking down like B&E rapists, Yes. like burglar rapists. Dude, it was like scary down like B&E rapists. Yes. Like burglar rapists.

Dude, it was like scary. Some of these are like scary. Yeah. Like this one girl was like playing piano and her parents had just left, turned around. He was just standing there. Yeah. He did like, and the worst was when he started, he started doing it to dudes, not to guys, but like to women with their husbands in the house.

Like he would like put a gun to the people's heads and be like if you fucking move i'll kill you and fuck the wife like in front of a husband to the husband's head yeah i know i'm telling you i know i'm going i'm not i'm just getting shot dude i can't i couldn't sit there and do that i have an old neighbor who's constantly like hey he'll like, I'll go inside and he'll be like, yeah. So you're calling

all those dudes cowards? Yeah. Honestly, dude. It's pretty tough to look at him. I mean, dude, I, it's a brute,

I don't know, man. You got it. I mean, especially as a gun and it's like, how is he? Gun maybe. I think he was going

knife first and then hog tying you before you knew exactly what was happening. Oh, okay, okay. I was going to say, how does it, where you still think

it's like kind of a robbery, hopefully. I thought he was doing it while, I'm like, no, no, no. No way a guy can fucking hold a gun to my head at the same time. Oh, okay, okay. Where you still think it's kind of a robbery. I thought he was doing it while... No, no, no. No way a guy can fucking hold a gun to my head at the same time. Yeah, especially with a penis. The guy's notable penis. That thing would be slipping out the whole time.

Yeah, exactly, dude. I don't know, man. A knife's inexcusable, dude. If someone has a knife and they're like, I'm going to tie you up at knife point, it's like, nah, dude, we're wrestling over that knife. True. I don't know i hear you but if you just woke up and there's this fucking dude with his dick out standing in front of you with a knife i think about this all the time i'm like whenever i'm laying in bed waking up the i'm constantly being like if there was a guy in my

house like how quick could i react and i have to i like whenever i sleep especially if i'm by myself i'll have to like come to peace with the situation like there fully could be a guy in my house like how quick could i react and i have to i like whenever i sleep especially if i'm by myself i'll have to like come to peace with the situation like there fully could be a guy in my house and i'll i think i trust myself to pop up naked i kind of have this weird desire to wake up in that situation and fight my way out of it i thought i did go for that i've talked to you i've been the time i had sleep paralysis yeah exactly ass naked yeah came out swinging fucking i had to swing i'm swinging in the dark dude all right sorry to interrupt the uh so we got number two was so present moment getting fingered in the ass present moment and then there's uh yeah being able to have be in

touch with the present moment being able to accept painful material that pops up like you're sitting there and being like you know like i'm a fucking loser you're you're at a quick matrix point where they're either going to let that dictate your next behavior, like move like your behavior, or you can sit there and be like, this is just a thought my brain's producing. And then the other, so that's like being able to sit with stuff that's kind of painful without actually having that dictate your behavior. Yeah.

Because typically when you're trying to mitigate psychological pain, you do a quick maneuver just to get rid of it. That usually kind of makes your life smaller and smaller because you're trying to just you once you deem a thing a threat your brain naturally starts to avoid it so the idea is so you have you're able to be contact the present moment be mindful of painful situations or you know thoughts or whatever and then the other parts the behavioral part where you have a set of like values or things that you actually want in your life and then when you get to the point you're able to sit there and diffuse yourself from your thought and then move towards the thing that you actually want rather than limiting your life they're just trying to mitigate psychological stuff that's not real and you know in a sense that

it's not actually affecting your life because if you were contacting the present moment you would know that you're just kind of like sitting in a chair about to eat dinner but you can see like dude like i'm not harping on the reddit stuff but you could sit there and imagine these dystopian futures where you're like everyone's gonna leave and you can start acting out of this thing that hasn't happened and doesn't exist in the present moment or you can just sit in the present moment and be like all right how do i actually think what do i actually value and move towards that despite feeling a certain way so that's that's this guy studied it and like came up with a like a system yeah so i'm gonna i have like a module where it's set up where people i'm gonna have three levels to

it where people can just do it just with their friends. Here's a module. You can just talk about this stuff and try to put the ideas in your life. The second one would be more like – or the first one would be people just take the test to see how they rate on psychological flexibility who don't do any of it, like a control group. And then they can come in like six months later and be like, how's your psychological flexibility? Second one is a peer group, peers know like you know super guidance and then you see like before and after six months and then do pre and post tests for people who actually went in like a structured group and then take all that data and see like if the whole thing i'm trying to figure out is if you actually need a therapist

or if people can with the information do something comparable by themselves so that people can have free therapy and not have to have the option exist yeah so that's what i'm on right that's what i'm working on right now that's tight so i'm working on right now so that's the goal that's the goal right now and i hope you know i'm just hoping that it doesn't get fucking why would that ever get it can't get influenced yeah but yeah it's true it can't but i'm trying what i'm trying to do is come up with a system to build a bridge for people to kind of like, you know, just use the internet for a thing that actually feels good. So you're trying to help the mental stability of the Reddit boys who are –

I'd like to, bro. Like I said, I'm not even mad, dude. So all these dudes on Reddit, you're trying to help. You're basically Jane Goodall getting ripped apart by AIDS. I am, dude. You're like, hold on, guys. I'm trying to help. They're like, eh, eh.

No, you know, but, you know, it's – I do. my heart's in the right place man it's just you know heart's too big when your heart's too big it just gets kicked and punched all over oh man but no i was actually excited so i figured out finally how to do it where i'm just going to release the thing i'm going to actually i'm going to do a thing where i do mock therapy sessions with comedians where you can just make up fictitious things and go through it so people can watch and see how like you know a group is but you would have to do it in like obviously like an entertaining way so pretty fun that's people's act because they do when you go to school for this they have mock therapy sessions that they're so fucking funny what what type of

things do they talk about it's just a guy being like it's like they'll have a therapist trying to show people like in trainings of like you know know, we'll do like a fake therapy session. And it'll be a guy like another like therapist or a therapist in training acting bad. Be like, I just can't stand my wife. She gained weight. Doesn't do nothing around the house. Yeah. The most basic fucking psychology possible.

Yeah. It's pretty funny. But yeah, so that that's that was my that was last night. I was like it off. It all clicked. it all clicked. It all clicked. Thank God. That's nice. It's nice when a plan comes together.

Exactly. So, but, yeah, man. So that was the – dude, it really is crazy to think about how much people freak themselves out over a thing that's not physically like a biological threat or something that's actually in their life. It's like people spend a good portion of their life trying to keep almost like mental ghosts at bay. That if they were just to turn, instead of trying to fight them,

just accept them and be like, yeah, that is something about me that kind of sucks and be like, it's all right, buddy, come here. And you bring yourself all in together and you stop trying to control the little things and you can just move towards, you just think of what you actually want to do and just go do that.

Because you're going to feel shitty no matter what. But if you try to control how shitty you feel, you'll definitely feel more shittier because you'll never get to do the things you kind of want to do so pretty sick yeah i've learned to kind of power through feeling shitty yeah you have to do whatever i would yeah i used dude i used to fucking quit things so hard i would feel shitty and be like my i would concoct this whole thing where i'm like this clearly isn't for me i gotta get out of it. Oh yeah. I quit the fuck out of things.

I mean, some things are good. That's the other thing too. It's there. Some things are genuinely good. Like, you know, like I was definitely in a marriage that wasn't working for me overall.

That was like, that was something I quit that I was like, throw that under the bus too. What? My first marriage. That was genuinely my fault too, dude. Again,

that was another thing where you would talk about like pre-imagined situations. It would be like not have sex for three days. And I'm like, I'm going to be fucking celibate. Oh my God. And you start being like, you imagine if you were. Being a fucking pussy brat is the gayest shit on earth. It's on, dude. I was in that too.

And then the relationship I was in, I was just like, we never even have sex. It's like, dude, why would she? I was sitting there fucking just laying there playing video games. I didn't have a job. Good Lord. Yeah, man. Dude, I did it. I shudder to think about that, too.

Just the fact of, like, same thing. I was just lousing around. When's the last time she even gave me heads? Exactly. Dude. Dude, I would, like, fart to the point where she was wrecking in bed. Be like, we never have sex i would never do anything i would go we'd go out to a nice dinner and i i had this thing where

like i would finally get the bill and like if if we like argued at all i'd instantly be like why the fuck do we even go out and do anything then so if we went out somewhere nice i would instantly complain about how much it costs after doing it so it would just completely yeah if you take a girl to a nice dinner and you're like, we have to tighten our belts a little bit after that, you're just not getting a pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I mean,

I hope you're happy with that because I just have a stomachache. I don't see why people pay all that money for expensive dinners because they just use too much butter. The food's too rich. I'm not used to it. And she would just be like,

I'm not sucking this guy's dick. Yeah, of course. How could you? Yeah, man. Damn. It sucks to just think about the queen you know my bae yeah former baes i let go by being a fat bitch just laying around well it didn't that was the thing i would sit there and you know i could sit there there's a bunch of you can there's like

bad stuff i could put on that person this is of course of course of course but it's like you know in reality it always takes two to tango first oh and i mean for sure and then it's like, you know, in reality, it always takes two to tango first. Oh, and I mean, for sure. And then it's like I would sit there and be like in my head, you know, I'm sitting there. I'm just a dude who like probably could just jerk off and forget about this or just like, you know, figure out ways to like cultivate sex in a marriage. But I would just sit there in my head. I'm in the I'm in this imagined scenario where I just like become involuntarily celibate in a relationship and then act as if that's the reality I'm inhabiting. Yeah. Which are the I start taking these wild drastic actions that just fuck stuff up more because it's not based in reality.

The other person is looking at you like, what's going on? You're like, you can't explain it because you're literally not acting in the reality around you. And you're also not like talking to the other person having them like here's how i'm feeling you're just being like fucking never have yeah remember when you used to fuck me yeah god but then you do that in your life in like millions of different arenas so it's like you know unless people can that's there's an idea where you can have thoughts and you take them as reality and even a self-story you can have a thing where you're like i'm a nice guy so then you do things that aren't nice and then you have to yeah i'm like real nice you do things then when you do things that aren't nice you have this thing where you deny that you actually did them and you have to

concoct things that say that you didn't do it rather than just being like i try to be a nice guy but yeah i'm kind of a dick sometimes sometimes i fuck up and do shit sometimes my fucking demons possess me yeah yeah your demons are at your neck today i'm in that grip of my demon all the time dude but that's all right you're getting out of it i can see you getting out of it already just during this cast i know you have to dude yeah i mean you have to you have to take your lumps man i can only imagine how our president feels. Imagine. Dude, I know. Imagine.

All day. Every day. The Reddit is actually just the entire country. I mean, am I DJT right now? I mean, I guess you guys have put me in that position. No, you're Hillbug. I'm obviously DJT. Billy is definitely my not gay Pence.

He's Pence? Yeah, he's definitely jacked closet. He's not going to like that. Oh, sure,? Yeah, he's definitely a jacked closeted. He's not going to like that. Oh, sure, he's a jacked closeted. Jacked closeted. That would tip this off. If Pence gets caught with meth and gay prostitutes, that would definitely make this presidency complete. Yeah.

That would be the perfect, at the end of the orchestra, of just Pence getting caught with a bunch of hot young boys and meth. That would rule. Just having him being like, I made mistakes. I left my wife down. I let down everyone around me. Just sucking dudes' dicks. Pence is the perfect.

He should always be vice president. Yeah. I've never met. I mean, has there been a better vice president? He is like a – you know the cardboard cutouts from Home Alone? Yes. He is like a – I swear I want to see someone just go like that. I think he's two-dimensional.

I think if he were to push Pence, he would just go flat and fall over. Pence is hilarious, dude. He's also – I don't think he's ever talked. No. Ever. He'll come up every now and again. DJT will be like, all right, Pence. I think he lets them kind of open here and there.

Or if someone asks you, they'll be like, all right, Pence is going to handle the hard technical medical questions. Here, go ahead. Yeah, then he gets them wrong and Trump's like, he's an idiot. I'm sorry. Yeah, exactly, man. Pence. Pence was a sick choice. I don't know where.

Strategically, I don't know. I guess it's like they secured some weird block. I think it secured geezers because Pence is like a perfect geezer candidate. No, Pence is like... He looks like stability. True. To geezers. He literally looks like...

He looks, I don't know, like an androgynous... I don't know. He's just a thing. Yeah, he is. He's like an androgynous, like, I don't know. He's just a thing. Yeah, he is. He's like an entity that looks like a politician. He doesn't get any heat, really. People will say, like, oh, Pence is an asshole. Everyone always is just like, like, SNL has a whole thing that's just like,

Pence is fucking gay. That's their insult on Pence. Like, he's kind of gay, right? Really? Yeah, for sure. No, Pence is hetero as hell. Everybody just accuses Pence of being gay. Yeah.

The fucking one thing Pence did that was sick was saying he only, he won't go out to dinner with women without his wife. He won't hang out with women. He needs his wife there. It's actually a nice move. Dude, that's so fucking sick. It's so sick to be like,

look, I don't trust myself. I might get pussy. I might get head at this dinner. I don't know what to, I don't know what to tell you. I might get some head right now. Damn. I wonder how his wife actually

handles that. Pence has a golf shirt, sits back. His wife takes his arms down. He's like, I'm sorry, Ben. Yeah, you're definitely more of a hill dog right now. Yeah. We need to get you a pantsuit. True. I need a futuristic. And let those hips fill it out.

Yeah, man. I apologize. That was over the line, dude. That was O.L. Nah, dude. There's a whole point. Hips are O.L.'s, dude. I'll leave your hips out.

We're having fun, dude. I'm just having so much fun. That's okay, dude. Having a good time, man. I'm just sad I don't I just don't I don't like to see people

it sucks it sucks dude we have such a nice fun thing going on I know and when you know when bad things happen it sucks

and especially when you you know go over my head and ruin everything no I didn't go over my head yeah you did me and Swells had no idea

I was communicating with my insiders Swells oh man yeah didn't go over my head at all just I didn't care I I was communicating with my insiders. Swells. Oh, man. Yeah. Didn't go over my head at all. I didn't care.

So sorry. Don't shut up. Dude, you ever watch Last Chance U? No. I'm tired right now. I stayed up until 3 watching that. Dude, I'm a tired boy as well. Last Chance U, new season came out.

What happened? It's just the same thing that happens every single year. Didn't their coach get fired for like? No, it's different teams now. They've done a bunch of different teams. The first one was Mississippi. Then it was Independence, Kansas. This one's Laney in Oakland. Okay.

Oakland, yeah. Same thing happens every year. They have a bunch of talented kids that are all like, man, fuck you, yeah. Got you. Same thing happens every year. What's going down? They have a bunch of talented kids that are all like, man, fuck you, bitch-ass coach. I'm out.

And they quit every fucking game. A lot of people take their helmet off and like throw it. Dude, the first game they're down one point at halftime and it looks like they lost the Super Bowl. They're all,

like they're down one point at halftime and they're like, man, fuck this. Like, dude. Last Chance U teams, every single dude threatens to quit throughout the season the whole season they're all just like man i'm out i quit fuck you it's too hard coach it doesn't make sense i've never been on a team once where

somebody even mentioned like i think i'm gonna quit yeah well, other than me. Do you think it's like just for TV? No. These dudes actually. I've only been on honky teams pretty much. Gotcha. Except college. But if you're playing like college, like at a decent level, like a higher level, you can't say a word to a coach.

Yeah. Like if you were like, fuck you, coach, they'd be like, oh, pack your shit up. You're done. Get the fuck out. Yeah, for sure. Gotcha. I mean, some guys are obviously talented enough to do that, and the coach would have to be like,

fuck, take a lap. Yeah. And then please stop being mean. But these, dude, these last year, like these are community college, junior colleges. So kids are just like, coach, you're a fucking bitch. Fuck you. And the coaches are retarded, too.

They'll be like, I'll beat your fucking ass, dude. So fucking funny. Yeah, it's... I want to try to walk on to a community college football team. You would get wrecked, dude. I'd get fucked, dude. Some of these dudes are good, but you could, technically, yes. No, no, you...

Yeah. Someone coming straight out of a competitive high school football program and into college football, even at a community college level, would be pretty fucking nasty. Yeah. They would be nasty as fuck. I'm second-guessing whether I can beat LeMaire in basketball. I would get murdered. But there's one dude that's fucking sick.

Who? Dior. Has anyone made it to the majors or NFL out of last year? Yeah, a lot of them. That's pretty sick. There's a kid named Dior who fucking sleeps in his car and works at Wing Shack. What? Wingstop.

He works at Wingstop and plays college football. Damn. And is the best player on the team. Fucking sick. Cool story to see. Who gets tied? He'll freak out. You think so?

I'm only like two or three episodes in. He's already having like chest pains from anxiety. Fuck, man. He's going to die. You can't work at Wingstop and play college football. And sleep in your car. And sleep in the backseat of an SUV. I mean, dude, why don't the coaches – you think coaches live for that shit?

What? Be like, come live with me. Come live with me, son. Absolutely. What kind of cars do you drive? It's like an old SUV. So at least – we were watching it and Beezer was like, oh, at drive it's like an old suv so at least yeah we were watching it and beezer was like oh at least it's an suv i was like what are you talking about dude he's got like

like a knit afghan so the place i used to live there was this lady who lives in her car yeah it's that it's like uh i don't even know what it's it might be like a crossover kind of car it's like she has enough room like where she'll lay down during the day and she opens the door and just her legs are out of the car and she lays on her back she's she's a big woman man she's huge so you walk by and there's just like it's like a hoarder but living in a car with just her feet hanging out with their legs hanging out the wicked witch yeah dude just hanging out of her car so she used to you know live i guess where we lived before and then we moved and now her car has almost followed us not like us but like she's in our area now again and people were complaining because she'll

always i didn't know that she gets out into shits like wherever so people there's you ever see the neighbors next door app no dude it's the funniest fucking thing so there's this app it's for people who like live in like different communities to go and like just talk like hey i saw a guy in like a white van near the playground or like hey people will go on there like complain about fireworks and shit um but there were people out there who were like try like they're like this lady we have a homeless lady living out of her car and people start they just start complaining like oh my god and then people are out there sussing out dumps to be like i saw a dump basically you know so much like their language of being like i'm pretty sure this dump was at ladies.

And they'll start like, dude, it's so fucking funny. Dude, Neighbors Next Door might be the premier crybaby platform. That's crazy. People come out and they're like, who would these fucking dogs? They'll complain about like someone was writing a post about dogs, but it's like specific to your area or like some weird shit like that. Have you been hit with one? I don't think so.

I always pick up my dog poop but the uh but yeah yeah that's crazy i mean to be an actual person typing in that is pretty wild it's dude it's it's literally it's a subreddit for all of your neighbors to just all kind of complain and then like people will go on and like fuck with people sometimes and it is like i'm just imagining who's on it it's a subreddit for like people who lived in fish like hipster neighborhoods so like fishtown girlfriends they have them out in the suburbs and wives it is it's it's literally it's mostly like hipster cool girlfriends cool girlfriends suck who are those like super chill cool girlfriends in fishtown like oh i have tats i wear a snow hat all the time yeah but i'm still like a

controlling bitch yeah like oh i'm so cool i love the lumineers also take the trash out right now you pussy yeah i mean that that stuff doesn't melt away i mean you can't really it's funny how people do think that you can kind of like completely get rid of all like hundreds of thousands of years of like evolution and like you know biological traits just with a couple of arrow tattoos on your forearm yeah a couple of books and a couple of people on tv and be like yeah i just love you know i was thinking about that today music and there's craft beers also you need to start working out just like wait what which one are you i'll see like dudes sitting with their girlfriends like the girlfriend would be like the no bra, full side boob.

And then it's, like, because I was, like, wondering about this today. I was walking my dog, and I'm just, like, sitting there. Actually, I wasn't walking my dog. I was walking my baby. And I'm, like, sitting there pushing the stroller, and I was, like, hope she doesn't wear, like, super slutty stuff. You know, because that's, like, an awkward conversation to have, especially 15 years from now to be, like. Because it'll fully be, like, don't try to control my i can wear what i want blah blah blah i'm trying to explain like no like if you have like your tits or your ass out

there's guys who will just like you'll attract the eyes of dudes who are just like and they'll look at you and be like oh my god there's an ass and they'll just they'll hang out with your ass and you'll you know they'll ignore your whole personality and you know but then it's like i'll be coming up with guys like boyfriends who are like no like no justin doesn't think like that and then it's like yeah he does just the same thing you're saying just because he dresses like a total fucking pussy and acts like a pussy he's still a dude yeah the end of the day he saw your ass and was like sweet i'm gonna hang out with all that heart-shaped tiny dude but it's again it's like you know so we'll see because i've seen different you ever see the

things of like the dad being like i don't tell what my daughter to wear and it's like all right dude you fucking he's just begging the stinky rape i don't care that my daughter has sex and it's like all right dude yeah i don't know that's i've had i had a tough time because every once in a while a girl i was seeing would go no bra and i'd have to be like oh just so everyone's gonna see your tits today it's just a guaranteed fight it is such a horrible fight yeah but it's it's a tough one to avoid dude the one the part of me that's like all right just shut the fuck up who cares i don't care yeah i don't care it would be the thing is it's like trying to tell a woman like your tits are out

do you understand the heat you're bringing yeah cause like cause they're like oh you're just insecure you're being it's like

no no no I don't give a fuck yeah but watch out it's also like you don't understand everyone's gonna see your tits well you also

it's like they don't see nipples through a shirt and they're not like oh dude imagine if a. Everyone's going to see your tits. Well, you also, it's like they don't see nipples through a shirt. And they're not like, dude, imagine if a girl was like, I can see your nipples. Put on another undershirt. You'd be like, fuck you, dude. My nipples, like, it is kind of bullshit. It's crazy. Dude, I was, I did.

I would never be like, I can see your nipples. Put on another. That's kind of the thing. In my head, I'm just like, I would like look at her and be like, oh, your tits are out, huh? Dude, me. I was in the supermarket with Brittany the other day. We saw this lady who was just, I mean,

she was a big woman, had big, humongous hits and had no brow on. And she was just like, you know, she was, she was so big where she like, kind of like,

yeah, ice skates or anything. Like she was moving like this. And dude, it was just like these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge,

these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge,

these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge,

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these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge,

these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, these huge, fucking boot and the nipples, dude. Just a huge fucking boot. And the nipples were just like. You could just see her boobs through her.

Like you could just. You liked it. You like it. Big old unit. I'm Pence. Whenever I see something like that, I go to Brittany. I'm like, yo, check that out. So I point it to her.

You point. So she doesn't catch me looking at it. I go, yo, check that out. It's pretty sick. Snorlax. Pretty sick move. Yeah, dude. But then we were appealing, man.

This lady had something going on. There was something going on. And she had like a, what did you call it? You and Beezer wagons yesterday? Yeah, wagons. Her boyfriend was a wagon, dude. He was a fat wagon. He was just fucking like walking behind.

Yeah, I think wagons is probably, first off, it's for your ass. But it's funny to just call someone a wagon. I thought you guys were calling each other wagons. Yes. No, absolutely. He's a wagon. You're like, dude, I'm a fucking wagon right now fat as fuck but i was so yesterday or two days ago i did uh the yoga place i go to now just does it outside so like it's you do it in the sun it's yoga outside

on the grass dude it's the best it's my favorite thing right now um but so i'm there and if you're a dude you can take your shirt off you get like the fall sunlight and everything and you're looking at girl it's it's nice dude it really is otherwise your shirt gets yeah bend down and it like comes over your head and it's just like just take this thing the fuck off yeah i was that was another exercise in mindfulness of like doing yoga in the park and then like my neighbors come by and i'm just fucking like that's another thing too that selfless context you're like i'm not a person who takes my shirt off in the park even That's another thing too. That selfless context. You're like, I'm not a person who takes my shirt off in the park even though,

you know, again, I have bitch hips but it's nice. You don't have bitch hips. Getting sunlight, getting sunlight on your entire body

while doing yoga in a park is a nice. You don't have bitch hips. It's a nice, they're going down dude. I broke my PR. Broke my PR. Nice.

How fast did you run? Huh? How fast, how far, excuse me. Mile and a half. That's Excuse me. Mile and a half. That's fucking sick. Mile and a half.

15 minutes, dude. That's terrible. Hey, come on, man. Oh, yeah. I forgot I can beat you in running. No, dude. Actually, we should have a long distance race. We were doing...

No, for real. My cardio sucks. We are... We're definitely... We're comparable. We're neck and neck. I beat you in the one thing we did. I'm not good at running, dude.

It's got to be 50. While you started restricting my activity, I started going too hard. Well, you were cheating on the app. I wasn't cheating on the app. Yeah, you were. You were running when it says not to. Dude, if I can run when it says not to, that's just like letting it grow. No, you just run harder when it says to run.

I'll do that too. Look, you lost. Just let it go. I didn't, dude. Reddit, fucking get this fucking trainer, dude. But yeah, man, that was like, I was doing it. I'm like, it's nice to get, sunlight's really good for you to get. Like, I think you need to, they say in order to not be vitamin D deficient,

you need to have like, I don't know exactly what it is, but it's like 60% of your body. I have COVID. You think so? Yeah. Oh, man, that sucks. No, but it's like 60% of your body. I have COVID. You think so? Yeah. Oh, man, that sucks. Do you get allergies? No, it's just from cigarettes.

Really? Yeah. COVID, apparently cigarettes help from COVID, they say. Someone said that. I don't know. They were basically like people who smoke were less likely to have. Yeah. But again, I think they said people who smoke were more likely to die.

Definitely more likely to die. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Definitely. Oh, then COVID doesn't hit like those black lungs you see in health class and it's like whoa whoa yeah scary around here let's get out of here covid just got it's just like a dude standing up for fatality and the covid's just like punk yeah just give him a nice easy one yeah but the uh but yeah man that was that was definitely nice just doing that and again just being in a state where it's like

because you have to do the om too. So in the beginning, you're like, om, which, again, I love. Dude, I can't even do that by myself. It's so funny. When I do fat guy yoga on YouTube. You don't om? No. Why? I just don't like it.

That's fusion with selfless context, dude. I don't know. Exactly what's the thought? I don't know exactly what the thought is. You genuinely might not like it. That's what I mean. But why – I think I genuinely don't know. Exactly what's the thought? I don't know exactly what the thought is. You genuinely might not like it. That's what I mean. But why? I think I genuinely don't like it.

The thing is, to sit with a bunch of people and all make noise at once, I think is okay. It's usually fun. I agree. Well, I think it's something,

a part of being human. Chance rule. Exactly. It's something that's instinctually gratifying. To sit in unison, either with a drum. If we all sat there, and we're having, right now, if we all had bongos and we're drumming, we'd be having a blast. But the thought enters that's kind of like – it's kind of gay.

And then you're like, I'm not doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a genuinely – it's a grounding thing. If you take a group of people and make them kind of talk, sing, or move in unison, it instantly like brings people together as a unit. It's pretty crazy. No, it is fun. But again, it's one of those things where, again, you're in as a unit. It's pretty crazy. No, it is fun, but. But, again, it's one of those things where, again, you're in the park. You're going, oh.

I'm loving it. I'm sitting there being like, oh, my God, dude. My voice is blending with all the other. I think it's the best thing in the world. But it's like this. And there's a thought of, like, Jesus Christ, I hope my neighbors don't walk by and see me doing this. Which, again, is like, why would you let that thing dictate the thing? You know what I mean? Like, why would that thing dictate the thing you know what i mean like why

would that thing dictate the thing you actually like to do and how much of it does that dictate the things that you might you might again it's not saying everyone has to do the things that i'm into but what are things you're inherently into that you maybe don't do because there's like these little like electrical fences around certain scenarios so yeah yeah like bill like wants to kiss guys but he knows he knows it's not good it will be perceived poorly by the community true i don't know bill could come out as a strong gay alt-right leader they do well yeah they do pretty well. They would. If you're gay and all right, there's Douglas Mary did pretty well. Milo. Milo.

Tim Dillon. TD. Dude, did you see the, speaking of the new age online celebrity, dude, did you see Schultz's latest thing where he did the thing about Donald Trump not going after Ghislaine Maxwell? Oh, no. I didn't watch it. Dude, so I'm watching it and this is just my theory, but I

think that Hollywood now is transforming into people who are anti-Hollywood. The new Hollywood is going to be people who are anti-Hollywood. You're calling Schultz Hollywood? Anti-Hollywood. He's new. I think he's going to be Hollywood 2. I was watching him do his thing and a lot of times it's like, you know, he does have that like strong, very kind of celebrity persona.

So instantly people will be like, oh, fuck this. I'm watching that just being like, what the fuck is this thing? I was like, this is pretty fucking funny. It was him doing, you know, calling out like Trump for not making fun of Jelaine Maxwell. But I was just more so following the vibe of the thing where it's like this this is a guy with a pretty decent sizable following who is sitting there being like kind of you know saying a lot of stuff he said like dude trump's he used to be the man he's saying all this shit and why is he you know kind of putting his tail between his why isn't he going after just lane he you know but i'm watching i did see that i was kind of laughing i was like dude this was i was like watch i was why i opened it

up being just kind of like nego fagging just being like what's this and i watched it i was like that's actually kind of funny yeah schultz schultz's videos are really good yeah man so i was watching it and just being like i think and i'm just you know i'm thinking vibes i'm like this will be in my opinion this is going to be the new paradigm of hollywood and i think all of this cancel culture stuff in about i'll say three to four years will melt away because i think there's money money is getting closer to being like oh okay let's just do this stuff now we'll see yeah i think so man i think i was watching him do that and i was like it's well produced it's very funny yeah and it's i was like it's not doing, it has mass appeal without bending to the current

like popular regime. Yeah. All of his, every one of those videos so far has been very good. Yeah. It was pretty, it was pretty decent. Which is funny. Cause then you watch his podcast and it's like, man, what the fuck is up with those shoes?

Where's that guy? And then you watch these videos. It's like the most poignant, well thought out, funny video. I know. But yeah, man, I'm telling you, he's a, well, the funny thing too is like, like if you pay attention to pop culture, that becomes the actual, like, so like pop culture is just like the training wheels of like, you know, when people are like 20 years old, what's cool for 20 year olds eventually bleeds into discourse once they're 45 and 50 years old and like you know being in positions like run the

country so it's like i'll be curious when you know because this is like like when people who are like 18 now or 45 i'm it's going to be fucking crazy dude yeah like looking about the shit they're into and stuff they're going to like it's everything it is everything is moving to the internet i've like i i can't well of course yeah i mean that's not even a debate yeah like what from like tv or movies yeah that shit's it's already gone exactly so for sure yeah it's just kind of crazy then it's like you know although dude i'll say there's a channel i i'm a big fan of i think it's called docu-rama if i just turn on my tv for some reason my TV just comes up on this channel

really dude it's the fucking every time I turn it on it's just like this horrific documentary about like it'll be about like a Swiss lady who like starved to death

it was fucked up shit then I put it on yesterday and it was just it was seniors ping pong and I watched it for like an hour this is fucking awesome it was like

championship level seniors ping pong like they would play and like get in a wheelchair and wheel out and it's like this is fucking crazy that's fun i might be into senior sports dude i think i found my my sport calling really seniors ping pong might be my fucking dude i was i was watching it like holy fuck were they moved were they good they're probably pretty they were slamming dude they were really i mean dude if some like 24-old Japanese prodigy would have eaten them alive. But, dude, they were like 85, 90 years old. Oh, fuck. That's what it is.

I was talking on Twitch. I was playing on Beezer's Twitch last night, and somebody was asking what sports Japanese people were good at. Pong. Baseball. They're nasty at baseball. Yeah. But I guess ping pong.

Do they play? I think that's more Chinese. Chinese play ping pong. I think Japanese play ping pong, too, dude. I think they're probably pretty nasty. Fucking slice the ball in half. No, I think the Chinese are definitely ping pong. We don't say that anymore.

What, the Chinese? Chinese. I mean, if you hit a hard triple E on it, you can say Chinese. The Chinese. Say it as a Chinese. But, dude, I think you can say Chinese. I don't think you can. Fuck it. It's funny funny that's why we're saying it is funny it is funny that i you're like you're like you can't say that i'm like what did i say like that is funny you can't yeah you can't say that you can't say chinese peculiar it is peculiar Peculiar. It is. Peculiar. Lemaire, are you Jewish?

No. Lemaire, when are you going to admit that you are actually a Jew? I'm not, though. Don't you think you're one of the true Hebrews? What'd you say? Aren't you one of the true Israelites? I'm a son of God. I'm a Jesus man, not a Hebrew man. Yeah, but that doesn't mean you weren't one of the true Israelites.

Exactly. The true Hebrew. Are you guys trying to convert me? No, I just want you to claim your birthright. This show would be a lot better if you were a full-on black Israelite. I'm a black Israelite now. Thank you. Give us some takes.

Five percenters, right? Yeah. Give us some important information. What would you yell if you saw me and Matt standing there? Oh, look there. Two Yacoubian devils walking by. Pretty good. Not bad.

We're going to beat your ass, you son of a bitch. What's Yacoubian? Yacoubian, like, it's like he's like the first white, right? Okay, so you know the stuff. You've read the literature. You've studied under the honorable dr nick cannon the honorable prophet dr nick cannon um fuck i think it was my friend jared sent me a video of uh damn probably should have named him on this this vid uh this dude wore a black lives matter

shirt and like the i guess the clans got a stronghold in this town in Arkansas. Yeah. This dude just stood on this road wearing a Black Lives Matter billboard and filmed it. And, dude, everybody stopped by and said something. Every single car. Like, I thought maybe he'd get, like, a couple comments. Yeah. Dude, everybody that drove by was like, like, dude, they would drive by and be like,

well, you're white, you fucking stupid bitch. Fuck you. It was a white guy. I guess he was white. Yeah, well, you're white, you fucking stupid bitch. Fuck you. It was a white guy. I guess he was white. Yeah, they yelled at him that he was white several times. Gotcha. They just, everybody stopped and said something. It was so fucking funny.

It was kind of funny, actually. It was really funny because these dudes are just really fucking like, they think they're trying to reason with. They're like, this is all bullshit, dude. Black Lives Matter is propaganda. It's bullshit. It would drive away. And I was like, damn, that's something I sometimes think. Gotta get rid of that.

Well, that's funny. But that dude might have been hitting the truth. Maybe one of the dudes leaving the Walmart harassing a dude wearing a Black Lives Matter shirt did know what was up. You know? What, saying like it's propaganda? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, dude, the idea of hashtags

or how they bleed into discourse where it's like hashtag this yeah and it's all of a sudden like that's an idea that's like a worked out nuanced idea it's there's no like debate it's just like black lives matter and it's like okay that's cool yeah but what is the organ so you can have that it's like the fucking pro-life shit it's like you can have that it's like what is the organization doing as well of course like where's the money where are you not pro-life it's like no i'm definitely pro-life but as soon as you question the money like where's the money you see shit about the money about like that was the the vote blue or act blue thing yeah it was like there's a

clause allegedly again because we're in a disinformation we're in an information war right now but it's like apparently there's a clause in that organization where like if you use act blue as your vehicle for moving money after x amount of days 60 days it goes in so people were saying like they check the donations and they or they even reported saying we got over you know uh i don't know what it is just say for the sake of easiness 10 million dollars in two days where how did you allocate that 10 million dollars and did you allocate it 10 million dollars within 60 days and if so what did you spend that on and dollars and did you allocate it ten million dollars within 60 days? And if so, what did you spend that on and the whole reason is that you can as you know the Democrats you could have That funneling money into it and it's like after 60 days. It's like, you know, you spend, you know pay couple salaries

Yeah, what the fuck did you do with ten million dollars and show us what you did? Or did it go to the Democratic Party and it's the Democratic Party using that to funnel? That's legitimate now imagine screaming that driving past some dude holding a sign yeah you just voice it's so funny watching these dudes be like hey mother you're what driving away it's so good i mean it's it and that's the other thing too you want to talk about people like again you're driving some guy has a piece of wood on him with words on it and you drive and you go like yeah you're wet and it's like again you're acting out of that's not present behavior you're acting out of a like a perceived nightmare and slight well also think how hard these dudes have been propagandized yeah that they're sitting

there they fucking crushed fox news all day and then they're like holy shit it's here true it's finally come down to whatever town in Arkansas they were in. Yeah. That's got to be like, holy shit. I've told everybody I would shove it up those guys' ass if I saw them, dude. I got to do it. Some guy nervously comes up. He's like, you're white.

You're actually white. You know something, man? You're actually white. Oh, God. I said it. Yeah. But, again, there's also there's also a very funny trend in this country of filming retarded white people and being like look how

racist white people are yeah and it's just like some fucking cracked out old lady saying the n word at a 7-eleven and it's like but can't we say that's how the media has been with black people look how aggressive they are i'm gonna sit back um yeah they did that in the 90s for 10 years yeah and it wasn't great huh they still do it now where not like now now but like within the past like five years like black people have still been like portrayed as aggressive black people portrayed as aggressive yeah or have they been portrayed as too weak and effeminate which one is it which one do you believe it is i said the first one you think the first one on wait okay let me sit back you call me i'll sit back wait i don't know dude the news no i thought you said like they were trying to like emasculate black men no on tv yeah on tv

like in entertainment well man would you put on the dress no but so you like i don't know every time i see like a video of like a group of black dudes beating the shit out of a white person it's usually like i can't believe they said the n-word you know yeah so usually like before this video they said the n-word. You know? Yeah, so you're... It's usually like, before this video, they said the N-word. But, like, you... What an idiot. They deserved this ass-beating. That tends to be the videos now.

That's... That's what I'm saying. Well, they flipped the switch. In the 90s, the news was... Like, just like they're doing, like, you know... They're always trying to convince a population they're under threat. So, like, right now, the news are watching the demographics emerge. And they're being like... All right, before that, the news was just serving white people. So, like, white people are under threat from like right now the news are watching the demographics emerge and they're being like all right before that the news is just serving white people so like white people

are under threat from isis this that and black people are committing crime especially in the early 90s because there was legitimately there was like neighborhoods that were like completely fucked up and insane and you just ran clips and you're like black people are doing this black people be scared of black people be scared of black people and then now it's like they shifted the winds and they're like oh wait wait you know these formerly minority populations are expanding so let's kind of serve them and convince them they're actually under siege by white actually also i'm sorry to cut you off here switch it around did you just all lives matter me oh no you definitely all lives matter i was like my house is on fire dude don't worry about your house you all lives matter to me i was

like they're filming retarded white people saying racist shit and you're like well black people do that too no don't worry about we're the ones getting crushed

right now that's fair that's fair you all eyes mad at me dude yeah what was your point

it's like I don't think anyone would deny the media portrayed black people as a criminal and dude

right now they're they do for sure they did they did forever my point was

it's your turn no we're not doing the time shit lamar you can't fix a problem using the same kind of thinking that created it albert einstein you can't do it you can't this this is what they're doing but didn't he make two nuclear bombs no i mean lamar i mean if people made a nuclear bomb from the podcast wouldn't be our fault it's just fucking figured it out yeah but like you said you can't fix your problem by doing the same problem that created it and he's using the same type of thinking he from the podcast wouldn't be our fault. It's just we fucking figured it out. But like you said, you can't fix your problem by doing the same problem

that created it. Using the same type of thinking. He created two nuclear bombs. Did he create two nuclear bombs in America? He came, he defected from Germany to come to America

to give us the secrets of the nuclear bombs. You got that history a little, but yeah, you're close. Did he create bombs? So yeah, technically he did end the war with japan by yeah i mean yeah i mean he came up with the science i think maybe he regretted it

the mayor maybe people use the science and he regretted it i don't know i know something about that well still that's that's that's taking it to another level the whole idea and i just all i heard well now it's your turn it's like no, no, it's not a matter of turns. Like, yeah, whatever. What do you want us to sit there for 10 years and watch the news? The news is bullshit. It was bullshit back then when it was doing it. Still bullshit.

But now it's bullshit that some people are like, ooh, I kind of like this version of it. You do whatever you want. I don't really care. That was a pretty bitch-ass answer. What was? Now it's your turn? Yeah.

Yeah, you sounded like a white chick. Yeah, I know. I know. Welcome to white chickdom. Not very black Israelite of you. It's a fair thing to be like, now you see. And it's like, all right, turn it off now. I see.

Turn it off. I don't fucking like it. I get it. It's not a fun game. Turn that off. I mean, there was a period of TV where like any time a black dude was on it, it'd be like, had to be for years being like god fucking damn it man but yeah yeah i'm surprised they're still doing they're still breaking some of those out like i saw uh it's also like i don't know i'm

not saying snoop is bad but like anytime you toss likeop on TV, first off, he's in the NHL game for some reason. He just comes up to the booth. Really? He's like, what's cracking, Dizzle? Oh, Bizzle. It's just like, dude, every white... This must be so many white kids' first interactions with a black dude, and it's just a guy dressed like he sells candy in the future.

Just some fucking retarded guy walking around like oh basil basil and then they they have a show now on vice that's just uh two chains going around basically they're just filming his reaction to things really it's just two chains being like how did you get so much money he's literally just a retarded guy i mean no two chains is actually pretty smart but you know the character he plays yeah is not i'm a big fan of t-pain school of business i think that's also on dr drama it's like if i turn on my tv there's these weird like internet channels that come on and teach two chains or not two chains t-pain school of business is so fucking funny it's just him it's just diners drive-ins and dives it just got here

just being like same thing like how'd you start this business like i did this he's like man that's pretty good that's pretty cool it's just him eating things but we should complain about the whites we should be worried about like guy fieri being out there being like we're not that white hell like i mean the same way they put like black dudes on tv and be like all right slow down like you know exactly your put black dudes on TV and be like, all right, slow down. Oh, yeah, yeah. Exactly your point. If white people should be like, we're not all that white. Yeah.

Guy Fieri's on TV like, whoa, this sauce is gangsta. Yeah. It's like, all right, get him the fuck out of here. True. No, that's true. Well, there's also the problem is a lot of this stuff, then the media narrative has been guided by like super elite whites. So it's like, you know, you have, again, the knapsack, invisible knapsack of white privilege was written by Peggy McIntosh.

Dude, you read, if you actually read that document that this shit's based off of, she had demand, she had things in there like, well, yeah, I'm white. So if I write a thing, it's going to get published. And it's like, no, dude, you're elite. Her grade school to this day costs $30,000 a year to go to. Her grade school. It was like a boarding school. So she was kind of like, being white is easy. And it's like you have a couple points there, but you're also in like the 0.1%.

So she's conflating being white with like having like a fifth generation lawyer, professional class father with like your dad's dad was on a trust fund. And that's the kind of, you know, that's the thing that gets kind of put off and stuff. But yeah, that's the people who are perpetuating this because I think there's people who are like thought leaders in these industries who are like probably had them for sure had slaves. Had them? Yeah, man, dude. Dude, if you're on a trust fund for three generations, most likely someone either had slaves or didn't have slaves but bought stuff directly. Had them. Call a guy and be like, would you get your slaves in order so you can fill these things?

That's how those dudes made. If you have generational wealth from that age, you most likely either, again, had slaves or were very slave adjacent. Where you're like, your boy had slaves and you're kind of like yo fucking hook me up let me get some chores but so you have these people now who are like oh shit and like they're in reality if that's the case dude that's that's the thing too with the oscars and all that shit these people we need to do this it's like dude you have like 25 million dollars at your disposal yeah you could easily live off of two mil if you if you mean this shit fork fucking give up half of that if you're all about this give up half of that dude there's like an ny there's nyu professors who are like oh we're communists it's like you're a communist professor who makes 250 000 a year it's like and they have answers for that well they're

like well i'm just this is the system yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like they have answers but how do you how do you share what's your if i broke down your financials how do you use your resources do you use them in a communistic fashion because you're perfectly perfectly free to do so you know so it's one of those things that's like i think it'd be sick if everyone made a couple million or like all right i'm cool and just like took the rest of their money and just did stuff with it but yeah like bill and melinda be ill gates be hill gates yeah i uh yeah i don't know what to think about that there really blows if he's actually that would suck that way which seems way more likely well here this is i don't know dude it's possible it's here's here's it is totally possible and you know people don't want

to hear this is again i watched that one documentary uh it was a part of it of fuck who the hell is that guy uh i don't know i can't he's a big conspiracy guy corbett the corbett report not corbett corbett and he was like doing i think i talked about this before he was showing his financials and being like look how much his wealth grew as a time he unleashed all of his like disease stuff and if you just check the stock his stock he had he owns microsoft stock and you look at his shares it's like that guy should have even more than that um but then you get into this sick and twisted realm of trillion dollar markets man

of it's a trillion dollar industry trillions of dollars are at stake to be like who gets to say imagine this vaccine imagine if people don't really know but it's like imagine if you could make trillions of dollars by being like you had the data and you're like all right four people get to sell them we're all going to give up give you a pie of like you know a couple trillion and it's like dude this shit's kind of over anyway this shit's like ending so we'll give people a thing you know like the flu shot i never got a flu shot and been like thank god i got that flu shot so you're gonna give a thing more or less make people take it around. There's countries you could sell it to where you know for sure they'll make the entire population take it. America, I think they'll heavily shame people into taking it, and I don't know if they'll actually require it yet.

But it's like, I don't know, you get a guy who's in charge of that, and it's like, there could be serious foul play. For sure, dude. That's like a, yeah, you could take over a lot of the world with that type thing. It opens a lot of, yeah, it's pretty big. I mean, dude, imagine how competitive stand-up comedy is. Now apply that to a trillion-dollar market where, like, people have big-time money, big-time resources. It's the same people, man. I mean, it's the same kind of people.

It's just they're in a different arena. And it's brought to you by people who basically hook the whole country on heroin. And now, all of a sudden, they're calling timeout. They're going to save us all from a disease with a vaccine that we all kind of have to take. All right. You brought me back. You brought me back to the good side. Fuck Bill Gates, too.

Well, I'm saying, I don't know. It would be horrific if he actually was. But, again, it's like apparently he is doing shit that's weird and the thing they say that's you know again sometimes i guess maybe he was on thing one day now he's like heavily into controlling the population he's on record been like we have too many people so but he's also on secure disease and it's like you know again that's a legitimate concern we have too many people now he's like well no maybe he just wants to cure disease now who Who knows? But like,

you know, and apparently again, I don't know this for a fact, but his dad, I think, or grandfather was like big into eugenics. Yeah. Of being like, I heard that on warm up sterilizing people.

And like, you know, there are, I was, I was driving, listen to warm up on the way to Cleveland with, with Beezer actually. And it was like,

I did say shit where I'd just be like, like, I just remember like coming in and out of listening to it and hearing like bill and melinda there's pictures of bill's father with barbara walters yeah they're elites bro it's like wait his dad snapped a picture with barbara walters well that yeah that is the uh and that's the thing too, man. You get into all the weird people's thing of transferring power to other people. You do it and good people look at people and they're like, oh my god, they're the best. And you transfer them into deity status.

And you have other people who transfer them into negative, total demon status. And it's just kind of like – Where do you think you lie these days? Demon status. You think you've been transferred? You're basically a living Bill Gates. Basically, yeah. Bill Gates was the man coming up.

He was fun. Everybody was like, look at this goofy dork. And then the last like five years, everyone's like, evil piece of shit motherfucker. Well, here's the thing too. Did you see the documentary?

Not you weren't a goofy dork. Oh, no. I'm saying he was likable and then now he betrayed everybody. Of course. But dude, he... True. And I'm full of Gates,

full Hilldog. I take responsibility, dude. That's the thing. I take full course. But, dude, he – true. And I'm full of Gates, full Hilldog. I take responsibility, dude. That's the thing. I take full responsibility. No, dude. No. I'm fucking Gates and I'm Hilldog. You're not Gates and Hilldog.

No, I'm not. But, well – You're Hill Gates. Look, there are parts of us that we have in common with Bill Gates. There's parts of us that we deny. We say like, oh, no, no, I don't have – I could never be like that. That's not part of me.

I can never go and, like, circumcise everybody in africa yeah yeah he did an interview where it was just he was running down the facts about like the side effects of the vaccines and they're like have there been he's like no no no there's been they've caused they're okay so they put some people in severe pain and they blah blah blah but you know and people are just kind of like fuck you dude like i want to see you take it yeah so he like they asked about the side effects and again it's like you're watching a guy on live tv why he i don't understand why he is the mouthpiece for like our defense against viruses it is kind of strange that like you know people like why is trump even talking about this it's like maybe bill gates studied viruses more

but it is strange that he's not a doctor and talking about this like he's just like we have it we're good and it's like why are you mouthpiece in this it's true it is kind of yeah yeah yeah that he is doing it but again it's look you're not gonna get they whatever net neutrality was i don't even know what it is they dunked on us everyone's like i don't want that you shouldn't want that either and i was like what is this again they're all of a sudden like oh we passed net neutrality they're doing they're going to do this shit yeah they're going to do it unless people actually organize into some sort of thing that's not like a bunch of retarded people taking like tvs and doing bullshit until people come in and they're like or actually immerse themselves in the literature around this and rather than being

like what is this someone's gonna make me get a needle i hate needles therefore i hate all you guys too it's a simple it's like a really super simplistic way yeah but i don't know i'm not getting the fucking i think i'm not getting that all that to say this i'm not fucking yeah i think immersing yourself in literature though is can also not really be helpful dude you'll end up you can immerse yourself in whatever literature you want exactly and end up you know being you can immerse yourself in whatever literature you want. Exactly. And end up, you know, being like an anti-vax mom. You could. But the problem is – and this is the other point too.

You'd have to – so in order to understand like the quote – when people say, like, I look at the scientific literature, you have to have like a PhD level understanding of statistics where you can look at a study and it can tell you like oh this thing worked out but if you can't like look at the validity of like oh and we use like the kruger method thing of a do bio dual feedback there's they like have these numbers and they have machines to like make sense of the numbers and if you don't understand that math you don't you can't really determine the validity of most studies i mean you can say like i'll feed a sample size to three people you say that's bullshit but yeah people being like oh i read a study it's like you there's hundreds of studies a sample size of three people, you can say, oh, that's bullshit. But, yeah, people being like, oh, I read a study. It's like, dude, there's hundreds of studies. And it's like, what were the, you know, how did they do it? How did they select people? Like you're saying, it's right.

You're right. Because you could read all of them and end up with the fact that the, you know, the literature disagrees too. So, really, all you have is your experience. So, it's like you have to just make a, you know, thing off your experience. But it does feel good to, likeman boogeyman people out and again it's like i i will the other part too is though is like i'm not taking that fucking vaccine man i'm not they're 30 they pulled people i think 30 of people are like not no chance i'm taking it and another

like 25 were like i'm not sure i'm in that 25 i'm gonna let some other people take it for a while i think that's what everyone's planning first of all but i don't know i don't know because i've blindly taken every other vaccine i have when's the last time you got a vax i have no fucking you wanted to do when we had maya they were like you need to get this you need to get that you need to get this and it's like i'm cool i got like one of them i got like the one just because you yeah you know i have like you have to get all these other ones. Like foot and mouth and shit. All these weird shit babies get. It's like, well, they wanted me to get a flu shot.

Roman, like Legionnaire's disease and all this. Yeah. They wanted me to get a flu shot, and it was like, I think I got the flu shot just because I was there with Brittany. Brittany's like, you're not going to do it for her. I'm like, I'll get the flu shot. Then they hit me with another one. I was like, I'm not getting another one.

Good invitation. What? And my wife was like, you're not going to get another one. I mean, she's probably pretty reasonable of course but they do they started hitting me

do you think she was I think she's being reasonable yes I agree I went in and got it I was like whatever but again it's like I don't understand what the flu shot is

it's a tough time to take a stand on vaccines and your wife's like will you get the shot and you're like have you looked into Bill Gates I know have you looked into Bill Gates?

I know. Have you looked into Bill Gates? I know. You just got to fight in the hospital. Or to be at the pediatrician. Well, I haven't really, but I've heard people say stuff about him. Dude, if the pediatrician I go to, if I were to start being like, well, is there any side effects?

This lady would be like, are you fucking serious? She would snap on me. Yeah. But then there's people who are like. I'll tell you what the side effect of not taking it is. Smallpox. But then they say with vaccines, if you don't have enough people taking it, they're kind of pointless.

Because if you can't get enough people... Again, I could be totally wrong. Me and Bill Gates are just amateurs here. Do you know how they used to inoculate people? How? They used to... So if there was like a pox or measles outbreak, like a pox outbreak, they would put a guy in a cart who had it.

Yeah. And bring him house to house to people who agreed to inoculate. Cut a piece of him off. Cut you open and put it in you. Be like, hopefully you live. That's how people used to get inoculated. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So this dude was just suffering in the back of a wagon all day. Oh, and they were just cutting him apart? They'd be like, bless you. Some priest would be cutting him up. Yeah. Pretty rough. That's all the vaccines. Saw it in John Adams, so it has to be true.

It's probably, it sounds about right. It definitely seems historically accurate. Oh, my God. Yeah, it was a fun one to watch. So they would cut it. Like, cut off one of his fucking scabs, cut your arm open, put it in you. Yeah, and then they would just get horrible smallpox. Yeah, why wouldn't you just, like, take your chances of whether or not you get it?

Because you're definitely going to get it. I don't know. Or was that, like, was that taken as, like, a weakened version of it? I guess it was a weakened version, like, while he was dying of it. I don't know. Ugh. It seemed like, yeah, they were like, yeah, you're probably going to, like, there's a chance you could die if you take this. Yeah.

Yeah, John Adams' daughter almost did die. There is a good chance that the, if you have, like, you know, if you're in the elite, like, super elites of, like, you know, you have billions and billions and billions of dollars, there is a good chance there's a bunch of people who are like, you know, we got too many people here. We got to do something about this. And they're just, you know, slowly depopulate. Well, also, I heard it'll depopulation kind of can happen itself with happen itself with the fact that people are just having less kids. In two generations, boomers die off. Here. True, yeah.

India and Africa and China and all that. Well, China, you still can get penalized for having too many. I think you only have two in China unless you pay. I think you have to be able to pay extra. If you don't pay extra, they'll sterilize you. Yeah, I don't know. They do it to the Uyghurs. They force sterilization to be able to pay extra. If you don't pay extra, they'll force you. They'll, like, sterilize you. Yeah, I don't know. They do it to the Uyghurs. They force sterilization to Uyghurs.

If you're a Uyghur in China and you have more than two kids, like, you'll get in trouble. You get chemical gastrate. Yeah, they sterilize you. Damn, that does sound like a Uyghur's rap album. Chemical gastrate. Yeah. That sounds exactly like something a white like icp uighur would like what chemical castration spelled with like k's

yeah man yeah i'll be again i don't think a lot i was at a i was just at a friend's house recently and there he was he was kind of like bringing shit up like that he's like what do you guys say about the vaccine it's like his mom's birthday. It's so funny. And people were like, well. And people were just like, I don't know. Most people were like, same thing. Everyone's like, I'll let other people.

But they're going to make other people take that first. They're already in the, I think they've already given it to animals. And the third phase they're going to do is human trials. So we're going to test this out on poor people, basically. So we'll get, like, do you ever meet people who do, like trials yeah john he's usually like heroin addicts they're heroin addicts looking for like dude i knew someone who would like come to me with like skin patches all the time like what's that he's a guy some dude paid me 200 bucks to wear this for a week and it's like what is it he's like i don't know some shit they're testing out yeah all right dude so we're

gonna control they're like does it hurt men i don't know strap into a crackhead see what happens that's i'm telling you man that's what they do they find people who need money to the point where they're like fuck it i'll take this thing they test it on they see what happens and right now they said they're at the phase where like you're like yeah some people are having extremely painful reactions but he's like but he was saying there wasn't any serious like life threatening complications yet. So I was like, dude, I'm not fucking taking that thing. Yeah.

I'm just not. You should take it as repentance. My mom hit me with the funniest fucking logic. I was talking to her yesterday, and she was like, yeah, I saw a homeless guy outside CVS, and he was, like, coughing and stuff, and I was just, like, kind of nervous. But she was like, then again, like, if this was really that bad, wouldn't all the homeless people be dead? Like, I guess. LaMari you like that one? Probably I guess.

Yeah that's fair. That's how we know it's safe to come out when there's just no homeless people left. They are out especially in Cleveland dude. Oh really?

They were out. Really? Cleveland had a fucking strong amount of bums dude. Does it really? Yeah. That's weird. I was surprised yeah. It is surprising. Cleveland was a nice city actually in bums, dude. Does it really? Yeah. That's weird. I was surprised, yeah.

That is surprising. Cleveland was a nice city, actually, in the small area that I was in. But the bums were there. San Francisco has the worst. San Francisco might have the most bums I've ever seen in my life. That sucked. From walking just to the venue to do a show from the hotel was just like 10 different bums. They're bum to non-bum.

And they're aggressive. It might be like one bum to four people. They're aggressive as fuck because there's so many. They're competitive. There's so different bums. They're bum to non-bum. And they're aggressive. It might be like one bum to four people. They're aggressive as fuck because there's so many. They're competitive. There's so many bums, they got to step up. I told you about the dude

when I was in San Francisco who had a cardboard box with a robot face. And he would just go, give me money. You put a dollar in it. Yeah, they were good. They were inventive

as far as being funny. Damn, I remember the bums when I was in like fifth grade. Where? Third grade. We went to California as a family. Did you really my old the gillis family went california way that's the only vacation we ever took i think phil had work out there okay so you guys went out and chilled yeah but we went to san francisco and i remember there was the first time i really saw

bums ever you're like they're doing like the robot standing on boxes. And I was like, these guys are awesome. These guys fucking rule. Yeah. Yeah. Barbados right now is doing a thing where they're trying to, I think like the Caribbean countries are trying to say like, trying to entice American and other, you know, there's people, I guess, economies who like have money. So you can get a weird citizenship there where you're able to live there for a year and just like work like that way.

If you're working remotely, you can just go to barbados get like a cheap apartment and just chill they're trying they're they're at like 40 unemployment right now so they're like begging people just to go work remotely from barbados that would be awesome yeah man i know we should ship the cast dude oh dude that's salt life you can't come in there unless this audio works if this audio works for the first time you can't come to barbados that's salt life you can't come there unless this audio works if this audio works for the first time you can't come to barbados that's how that's what's on the line for you right now you can move there for like six months and they like they won't bother you with visas or anything but they said they don't want any trash they literally i think they said they want garbage trash people

you need to have a college degree they say that you need to have like a job college degree they're like we don't we want the best that we can get. So I think they literally said, I was reading this article, they're like, we don't want shitty people coming here. You have to submit. Good for them. Am I sick enough of Barbados? I'm like, yeah, you're coming.

Yeah, get in here. Get in here, dude. You went to Westchester? Yeah. Sick. Come on, give me some. Yeah, but it's so funny for them to be like, nah, you're a piece of shit. You can't come in.

Damn, if you're not even good enough to be on it,'re like we need just we're throwing bodies at our unemployment problem yeah they will some they know people are coming down to chill dude for sure it's a chill sesh no one's going to barbados to be like i gotta prove my worth down here you just go have zoom meetings on the beach and like do your thing and then you know it's a sick move to actually have the palm tree and beach behind you that's they said instead of the green screen they said ditch this green screen dude you can actually have a real man look at that i thought of that just like the fucking dork who came up with that in the pitch meeting me and that dork are on the same level where are we at time wise i mean i gotta kill myself hour 15 wow it's good it's good emergency cast it's a good emergency

cast we tried to film it yesterday i I was Mr. Cool, dude. You were hungover. I was hungover, man. Mr. Cool. I was trying to hang. I was talking to everybody, high-fiving. Well, that was when you did this Gleasiness Gangspot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I missed all my friends. Got to see all my friends from New York. Got drunk. Mr. Cool, dude. Absolutely. Yeah. Yesterday was fun. Yesterday's Patreon, I think it was.

Yesterday's Patreon, I think, might have sucked. I think it was fun. I had Patreon, I think it was. Yesterday's Patreon, I think, might have sucked. I think it was fun. I had a good time. I was worried for you. I was worried for you. Hey, man. And even addressing the Reddit is, you're playing very dangerous. Well, the problem is I can't have a thing on my mind and then have a conversation.

Exactly. Of course. It makes it so fucking, my face the whole time is like. Yeah, of course. I'm like, don't say that. don't say that don't say that i'm just like yeah yeah i do the exact same thing yes yeah i want harmony there you know i hope everyone can i hope you guys can all forgive hill gate aka matt mccusker i know really just just forgive me bro for bed guys dude take me jake gazi take him back dude if you take him back we'll release the emails yeah well yeah we'll release

all the emails just be like sweet yeah uh thank you for listening oh i had to cancel minnesota oh i was supposed to go to minnesota i had to reschedule that i think they rescheduled it just to september though so that's good but yeah i had to reschedule that. I think they rescheduled it just to September, though. So that's good. But yeah, I had to reschedule that. Nice. It's a bummer. Minnesota would have been nice. Yeah.

That would have been fun. Yeah. But. Oh, that's Minnesota. That's like. Minneapolis. Yeah, blowing up stuff and stuff. I don't know if they're. Slash peaceful.

Still getting wild. Slash peaceful. I was going to have a peaceful time. Yeah, slash peaceful. In the Mall of America. True. Oh. What? August 22 22nd let me check this we're doing a live podcast dude oh that'd be awesome uh let me see august yeah i believe it's august 22nd at

mcgoobies joke house i'm doing me and matt yep friday and saturday maybe thursday we gotta figure that out but the 21st and 22nd, the Goobies. We're doing shows. We're doing stand-up. Matt's going to be featuring there. Full Monty, dude. You're going to see Matt do stand-up, which rules. It's going to be interesting, bro. It's been a minute.

It'll be fun. That'll be fun. I think LeMaire's coming down. That'll be fun. Yeah. Nice. Probably the Beezer. It'll be a good show.

Hell yeah. And then on Saturday, we're going to do a live podcast from there. So what is it, Thursday, Friday, Saturday? It's either just Friday, Saturday or Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Sick. Thursday might, I don't know if that's going on. It's fine. It might just be Friday, Saturday.

Friday, Saturday. It sounds, yeah, I know. It'd be sick. All right, so come to that. Yep. Thank you, guys. Again, I'm so sorry for what Matt did. Phew. I, no, I don't fucking that's that's

the best dude you guys are gay now they're figuring out dude they're gay you rule there's certain problems there's things that could be worked on for sure but you know i all i can ever do is take responsibility for my actions dude that's all that's all anyone can do what'd you do you didn't do anything wrong you hired do anything wrong i just hired him. I didn't do anything wrong. I just miscalculated. There was miscalculations. So I stand by my, you know, again, it's tempting. It's tempting to just start, you know, dangling people and fucking with people. But I was just like, I can't, dude.

No. Gotta stay true. I gotta take this on myself, dude. But no, it really. You're a sweet boy, dude. I hate to see you down. Hey, man. This is life, dude.

This is part of life. It's ups and downs. The Reddit. Keep running, dude. Yeah. Reddit is boy, dude. I hate to see you down. Hey, man, this is life, dude. This is part of life. It's ups and downs. The Reddit. Keep running, dude. Keep running. Reddit is life, dude. It is what it is. It's pretty much ups and downs.

It is what it is. Ask yourself this, dude. Would you guys keep going? Would you guys keep ripping? Probably not. Probably not. I'm ripping. I'm running, dude.

Making my lumps. I start coughing. It's like, man, keep going. We're so resilient. All right, let's end this. Bye. Thank you, LeMare.