Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 310- RIP Cleveland

Episode Date: August 18, 2020

We talk about hot guy tik tok houses, getting your dong grabbed by elites at a Hollywoood party, boybands, and Tom Hanks submarine movie.  

Yo, what's up? It's Brad. What's up? It's Bryson. Are you 14 and on TikTok? I hope your pussy's wet. I'm 21. Haha, I'm a... Welcome to... Hot guy TikTok. Welcome to Hot Sway House. I hope your pussies are out. We're gay boys. We're here with our gayest boy, Tim. That's Tim with a U. Kind of like cum.

That is the face. You're always on the edge of cumming. You're just like. You got to smile, though. TikTok is having this killer smile. They do. They hit a dance and then they stick their tongue out and smile. It's like they used to put Vaseline on cheerleaders' teeth.

What? Yeah, they probably put some Vaseline on their teeth so they're like. Yeah, dude. I somehow fell into a dark hole of hot teen-year-old boy. Were you on R-Gooomed? No, I was on. I don't know. It was trending or something on Twitter where that one kid had a party in LA,

like a mansion party of just unimaginable. It was gold, dude. If I get in one of these. You have to get in. I would be like Ted Bundy. What are you going to do? In like a sorority house, dude. If I get in one of these TikTok kids' houses.

You're going to kill? Room to room. Taking them. You're going gonna kill them i'm gonna have my way with them and probably execute these boys first chance i get some of them are good kickboxers dude dude that was making me laugh so hard when i found out that they would definitely just tune us up i mean if you and me were like yeah you guys are fucking gay just get the shit beat out of us you have to be if you're that hot, you have to fight off, you know,

people who might come into your mansion. That was the guy. Once I looked it up, I remembered who it was. They were boys with that one boxer that's an absolute Adonis.

Yeah. You know that kid? Which one? I think it was Ryan Garcia. Yeah. I think that's his name. Yeah, but that was his boy. That was like,

so they all have a slightly less hot sidekick. Nobody's hotter than Ryan Garcia. Ryan Garcia's the hottest, but that guy was Ryan Garcia's slightly less hot sidekick. Yes. And then that guy's slightly less hot sidekick. He's getting hotter, dude. Looks like my math teacher, Mr. Horn.

His slightly less hot sidekick is like a short Italian dude with a bowl cut. He's an apprentice hot guy. He went too not hot. Girls do this. On all of girls' dating profile pictures with their friends, all girls have a fake relationship with a girl who's not as hot as them, so they can take pictures of them. Portly, homely.

A homely sidekick. They took note from girls. They're like, oh, I need a slightly less hot sidekick, so my TikTok pops. Jesus. Because it's too disorganized. If you have guys who are all the exact same hotness, unless they're all no they do the one does dude who is it which one's that one of them has it one of my god my main the main guy one of the main

hot guy houses taylor's sidekick is also jacked tanner he's more tan equally hot name's tanner i think i think tanner might surpass Taylor with an E. Taylor with an E. Taylor. That's a battle, dude. Which one's Tanner? I think they all spawned from Logan Paul. Are you talking about Tanner?

Probably. This all started from Logan Paul filming a Japanese dude that killed himself. And it spawned the whole way. There's a curse in that suicide forest in Japan. What? It's like, you only have

a lottery of gay friends. And now there's just an army of the sexiest boys in one house dancing. Fuck. Dude, yeah, that's definitely,

I mean, honestly, what would, in terms of like finding your son in a hot guy house, that's tough stuff, dude. Now you've got to keep your son and daughter off the pole. Yeah.

Off the top, dude. You have to. You've got to keep your son and daughter off the top. Dude, if your dad catches you dancing? Yeah. He'd drag me out of that house by my feet, dude. No, he would seriously. My dad would take issue with that.

You had a cool hearing. For six hours. You could have been a TikTok guy. for six hours you could have went to piercing for i was trying to i had a girlfriend at the time in high school who was like no it'd be so cool trust me and i was like okay yeah definitely i went home my dad said he's gonna pull it out of my ear so i was like i gotta take this out yeah i've met your dad that would definitely be something he'd be like what what is this come here i'll pull that thing out of your ear and i was like i'm taking it out threw it out you ever have any dad well let me give you be a hot guy tiktoker

he called me yeah he hit me with the kryptonite and i was like no i'm not fucking dopers what are they doing what are you guys trying to chat and they're looking up hot guys dude the whole room's been dude once you feast your eyes on these hot boys it plagues the group it's all i can think about oh well that's how they get formed. That's how the virus passes on. Exactly. And then you're like, wait, there's not going to be

any pussy left for us. And then you're like, we have to form a hot guy group. We have to start wearing sweatpants and showing our dicks. And then the Chinese Communist Party wins. That's how they're winning. That's why,

thank God, Trump's trying to shut this shit down. Oh, he has to. He probably saw a couple of those videos and was like, no. The military is probably depleting. Everyone's probably deserting.

And he's like, no, we should just be hot guys. Let's get out of here. I'm done with these hot kids. I think the algorithm found you. I think you hit just like the lowest level of success that the pedophile algorithm is like,

we can get him. True, true. It worked, dude. You're on the spacey. I understand. I understand. You're just our preferring dudes in pools. True, free Spacey.

If this was the temptation Spacey was hit with. Spacey did nothing wrong. If you've yeah nobody ever found like wasn't he getting like a

massage or was that Travolta? Travolta got a massage. Spacey was just getting it. He grabbed a dick at a nightclub.

Someone brought a 16 year old boy into a nightclub and i think spacey grabbed his dick he got terry cruz at a nightclub dude i think of a 16 year old like all that like excited to be like this is gonna be fucking cool man i'm going to a nightclub for the first time kevin spacey comes out of nowhere spacey you have like one second to be like is that kevin spain oh got me. He just rings your bell. He's like, ding, pulls your dong down. Yeah, if you go to a Hollywood party, it's nothing.

I mean, I've never been to one, but the reason I try to avoid it is because I would have to wear a cup. Otherwise, it would be like Spacey, Seacrest, or probably finger my butt. If they saw you trotting around, that thick ass. I just ran 2.8 miles. That's dude that's thick ass i just ran 2.8 miles that's what i'm training for 2.8 today yeah 2.88 basically three it was like 1.5 like last last week going hard a robot trying to get in there you're training to become a hot boy you're trying to join the sway house i want to get my dick grabbed by an elite yes it's the new autograph you're like can you grab my dick Can you assault me sexually Thanks Don Lemon

He tells everyone The cup is for protection But the inside has like Prisoner claw marks And they're just trying to get out Yeah dude You can definitely get snatched You gotta be careful dude

You're gonna get your dick grabbed People don't understand What we're talking about Y'all don't understand Yeah they do If you Look at Noah was all over it

Noah's young. Noah's their age. Were you a hot guy? Be honest. You're young. You're hip. Have you ever taken a hot guy video? No.

I don't have any social media because it's for faggots. Oh, no. Jesus Christ. Come on, man. Come on. You're fired. You're definitely fired. No, no.

You just got a raise. You get extra slices of pizza for that so is that what is that what the youth are all about that like social media is just completely stupid no like they're like into it i don't know i just think it's okay so i don't do it man i hate those fucking kids so much really yeah it bothers me see that's the thing i've been on a really uh kind of non-judal, non-evaluative kick, but I see that and I'm like, that's not good. It's not a good thing.

What those boys are doing, I'm like, it's not good. It's not good for anyone. Young men can't be being hot girls. They're just chicks. No democracy can flourish with that. I mean, it's happened before. Although I do believe that's how democracy has started. No, I think that's the peak of a democracy

when all the boys are like, oh, we'll just be hot chicks now. It's like, here comes the dark age. No, this is just the newest version of them consolidating pussy. That is the 1%. Yeah. They have 99% of the pussy. It's been like disproportionate forever. There's been like top level dudes

have been getting everybody pregnant as far back as human. I might be making this up, i think i read it so you're right i know this for fact so this is just well before it was like i'm the strongest i can provide the most resources now it's like i'm the gayest give me all the pussy now i'm so gay true that's a safe bet though you need a nice stable gay husband otherwise like a fucking maverick. We could lose it all at any minute, dude. Not only gay, also wigger. It's the ultimate combo. A gay wigger that dances well

with abs. Justin Timberlake. Exactly. It's been a blueprint forever. Bieber, Timberlake, all the gayest white dudes somehow transformed to black guy. Or just they get paid. True. Once you get paid you definitely no i'm saying no i'm saying that you can make a ton of money it's highly profitable

to see that do whoever that guy's sidekick taylor it's like you know bieber got is a billionaire so if you just emulate bieber or just turn up the sauce on what bieber's doing you used to be a family man but you used to have to make embarrassing music. Now you just lip sync. Yeah. Do rappers know how much of their work is just going into making money for white twinks

to do like dick burpees and sweatpants? That's what I was saying. Does Gucci Mane know about this? Gucci Mane's gonna be pissed. Gucci Mane will be

furious. Dude, I'd be fucking ticked. If I was Gucci Mane You'd be talked. And people Come on. Come on. Here we go.

Ha ha. I'm so filled with cum. Are you in eighth grade? Dude, that is. These are like hyper boy bands. Boy bands were a psyop. Basically, they're like to get in and like boy bands would get your 13-year-old daughter horny, and then you'd have to pay $200 to bring them to a concert.

Yes. It's kind of disgusting. It is disgusting. It's a fucked-up business model. It is. They would torture your 13-year-old, 12-year-old daughter into going and... We've got to go see the liquid town.

The one band was called Liquid Dreams or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. O-Town. We've got to see Orgasm Town, Dad. And you're like, how much is this? $116? You're like, Jesus fucking Christ. Just for you and your friends to definitely masturbate during the sleepover.

Yeah, dude. It's fucked up. I mean, dude, you're speaking facts. That's facts. It's disgusting facts. That's what makes the... That was the market you were dealing with. Yeah.

And then you would take, again, we got rid of ritual virgin sacrifice. And then we started taking, like, you know, Britney Spears. She's 15, 16 years old. You display her body for the world, and then, like, slowly she just gets completely excavated by just people just shitting on her and fucking with her, and they lose their minds. Christina Aguilera, I don't know what happened. She got, like, kind of fat, but maybe she lost her mind, too. Definitely lost her mind. You definitely lose your mind.

You can't hand a 16 year old keys to a kingdom that they have no control of and then expect them not to completely fucking wig out. Dude, they're basically like slaves. They all,

they all got molested too. I was watching a Dan Turner YouTube documentary yesterday and they, every single one of them. Had to have got, I mean Bieber's got his dick, Bieber had his dick

grabbed enough where he's like enough and he became a Christian. Like Britney Spears couldn't take the day off. I think Britney Spears, they were like, nah. That's going to be an interesting. Like, if Bieber becomes a full, like, elite Christian and becomes, like, a saint. He's doing this already.

He's going to have a pretty cool, like, turn. Like, Paul. Oh, dude. Like, Paul on the road to Damascus or whatever. I mean, dude. Wherever he was going. Where he, like, God came down and was like, stop being bad. Yeah.

Saint Bieber's is going to be like, his dick was tortured by the devil. Dude, Paul was beating someone's ass, I think. Paul was just beating people up. Yeah, but I think Paul was fucking up Christians. I think that was, like, his job. Yeah, I think he was getting after it. But, yeah, dude, that, yeah, there's definitely, we had this whole period when we grew up of boy bands and that kind of fizzled out.

That was a sick thing. I have a horrible confession to make. What? At a slumber party one time, me and my boys discussed the possibility of us creating a boy band. That's okay. You guys were confused. Yeah, I think that was common enough that it was a South Park episode. And then we decided not to.

Really? You guys were going to start? Dude, I mean – Noble. Again. It was noble. And then we all jerked off together. Did you really yes? You guys formed a boy band broke up that

If you guys had abs and filmed it you'd be millionaires now, you know we had was Butts Motel and that was basically our Yoko Ono It ripped us apart that's what keeps all the boy bands for forming They just they make their boy band and they flood the rest of the boys with porn, and it's hard to kind of get it together. Yeah. So you're supposed to be doing practice of lip sync and dancing. You're like, oh, let's watch Bust Motel. Bust.

The whole band falls apart. Bust Motel. It was a parody of the movie Psycho. Instead of Bates Motel, it was Bust. Did somebody just put their dick in a shower when a lady was showering? No, it was a dildo. Oh, really? A knife?

Yeah. Sick. Great. How hard – maybe I could ask my dad. But like in 1999, right, NSYNC debuts a video on TRL. And up to that point, I think the little girls are mostly getting turned on by like your Jonathan Taylor Thomas and shit like that. KTT. Boys in –

He was just in an episode of Smallville Blues. Right? Yeah. So then – Go ahead. He was just in an episode of Smallville. In Oshkosh clothes, right? Yeah. So then...

Go ahead. NSYNC just starts blowing up tween pussy, and you're sitting there, and just the TV in the living room is playing a new NSYNC video, and you look over, and your 12-year-old daughter just has beads of sweat forming on her hairline. And you're just like, what?

And your entire life is different from then on. Dude, well, if you watch... So I saw... Fuck, man. This was like four years ago. I watched... It was either NSYNC or or backstreet boys but like back in 2001 and it was like if they had done that today that they would have it would have got canceled because they like very openly and like without any sort of like this is a little bit weird they were dressed

like exactly like they like took mannequins in a store that would primarily deal with like uh clothes for black people and just, like, pulled them off. Threw them, like, backwards FUBU jerseys on NSYNC when, like, white dudes didn't do that. There was a lot of them. They were just like, oh, we're going to fully dress you guys like black dudes, have you do music that's primarily dominated by black dudes, and they were just fucking it. That must have killed 112. 112 must have been furious. It was, like, 112 boys, and they were just like, oh, that's kind of cool.

And they're like, we'll just have white dudes. The Elvis thing, they did it again. Why don't we do it more marketable? Yeah, dude. Dude, that tween, like the Beatles had it, the fucking, I remember, I don't know how true it is. The Beatles did the same thing. Do you know that? Really?

The Beatles took extremely black music and then sold it to white people in a country where they weren't buying the black version. And then they Sergeant Peppered. And it was like, okay, now you guys are on your own thing. Now we're doing white stuff. I mean, that was the next level shit. And then Jimi Hendrix appropriated that. True. Call it even.

Even Steven. There was Elvis. I think Elvis was a pretty glaring example. Yeah. There was Elvis. I think Elvis was a pretty glaring example. Yeah. But there was a documentary on the Rolling Stones,

and they were talking about how the women would go so crazy that there were rivers of piss coming down the steps. Like there was that much. Really? The women just started squirting. Women piss like scared animals. Yeah, like an excited dog. How is it not talked about constantly? Everyone I know pisses their pants constantly.

Actually, do you remember how I micro-peed the bed? I micro-peed the bed last night. When you let out your first stream? With your mouth taped shut? When you let out a full stream? No, just like a... Like a jolt. I guess a jolt, yeah.

I was having a dream. Dude, I had a fucking dream. Like when you're done peeing and you can jolt a couple times. No, it's like the first jolt. I guess a jolt, yeah. I was having a dream. Dude, I had a fucking dream. Like when you're done peeing and you can jolt a couple times. No, it's like the first jolt. As soon as you zip and hit the toilet seat and let it go, every time I'm about to pee and when I'm sleeping, I usually almost do that and wake up, but I actually let out like a pfft. Nice.

Came back in, just laid on it and shielded the spot. So you pissed in the bed and then hit it? Very bit yeah very little bit pissed about enough that you were ashamed as an adult i had a dream last night that not all but like probably a ton of my male relationships the people in my life were just like fuck you dude person after person in my dream person after person was like fuck you you're a piece of shit i went to like an old jujitsu teacher i was like hey i'm thinking of signing up and he was like the problem with you dude is you're always trying to be the fucking hero get out of here and i was like man what the fuck's that guy's problem and it was you were like fuck you dude what me you and my cousin pat were doing

a podcast because you betrayed me dude so then i have a dream of all that's why i woke up at 4 30 in the morning all my relationships crumbled and then I peed the bed. I shot pee at the very end. At the very end of this, I was, like, walking away just, like, from my old jiu-jitsu coach. I am the hero. No, I was very ashamed. I was like, man, this sucks. And then another friend of mine had been, like, had left a private jet, and in a spirit of vengeance, I was like, I'm going to use this guy's private jet.

And then they were like, it'll be $1,500 and fill it up. And I was like i'm gonna use this guy's private jet and then they're like it'll be 1500 and fill it up and i was like never mind and then i peed the bed damn and then i woke up to a text from you saying you snake and i just oh yeah and i i swear to god i couldn't think i was like what the fuck is this in reference to it i was like that dream really i was so confused and then i read i went out and ran 2.8 2.88 miles dude 28 minutes so you do the math. Yeah, I was afraid that you, when I said you're rash, you act whatever I said. I'm rash, yeah. Yeah. I was afraid that you, because you were like, that's a little intense.

I was like, I hope he knows I'm. No. So here's what happened. Definitely fucking with him. Obviously. But you, I think your game is you try to get an OL out. You try to pull an OL out of me. Yeah.

So I started formulating OLs in my head. I go, okay, I'm rash. We'll fucking do this. And then I go, no, I'm not going to OL them. No. You love that, dude. What are you talking about? You've talked about this before.

You get people to a territory where they just all of a sudden, seemingly out of nowhere, OL you. And you go, whoa, what the fuck is that about? I said, I'm not doing that. All right, good for you. I did laugh. I did laugh. You saw my track. In my head, I said, I'm not doing that. All right. Good for you. I did laugh. I did laugh. In my head, I was, I'm not rash.

And I thought about the last six things in my life. I was like, that was pretty rash. I was also very rash. I was like, I'm pretty rash. I don't think you're very rash. I was like, I'm very rash. I was like, I am rash. And I put my phone down and said, I'm just going to go fucking.

No, it wasn't. I wasn't mad at all. No. I wasn't mad at all. In my head, it was going to be this back and forth banter. And I said, I'm not having a night. Rash McCusker. In my head, I'm like, I lost all my friends in my dream.

I'm not going to fight or go back and forth. Dude, it was a horrible feeling. I like legitimately. I had no idea what you were going through. Yeah. I mean, how could you? I fucking, I peed the bed, dude. I was so upset.

This is a tiny bit, teeny bit of pee. Not a lot. It was a river of piss i literally woke i went as soon as i i think i was peeing in a private jet i was like all right i'm not because i think this person was like i'm checking the miles when you get done i'm like is that a big deal if you borrow someone's private jet and like rack up miles on it and i'm like i don't know i'm like that's kind of expensive and then i peed that was it that was like what i was like i gotta pee in this jet and i started i like as soon as i like

oh i went oh shit damn that's a tough dream i would do i never had a dream like that it's usually like you know i'm getting fucked up or i'm in like a i have a dream a lot where i'm like in a dystopian like fallen state but like never had i had all the people in my life be like fuck you dude and i was like it was me you my cousin pat we're doing a podcast you're like matt get out of here i'm dealing with your cousin now i guess i'll do jujitsu my jujitsu coach is like you're always trying to be the hero get out of here you're fucking i'm gonna get all this jet damn it i pissed myself then he woke up to me be like yeah you're a real piece of shit

these are the dangers of sleeping enough yeah man i think i'm getting i think i'm getting my rem rebound because i've been on like three four hours for so long and then i tape my mouth shut so i got all kinds of nitric oxide huh why are you so so you want to you want to primarily nose breathe so you know it's just better for you it gets you know in terms of like vasodilation all this other stuff it gets your when you breathe through your nose it gives like nitric oxide into your body or nitrous, whatever the fuck it's called. Whatever that stuff is in it, and then they'll explode and viagra gives you boners and fucking muscle veins. It's what makes you run fast. Yeah, exactly.

You turn on the NOS. You just right into the nose. So if you tape your mouth shut while you're sleeping, you only nose breathe and it's like a better way to breathe. you only nose breathe and you're it's like a better way to breathe because it actually the when you breathe in through your nose you're activating your sympathetic nervous system or no your parasympathetic nervous system which slows you down when you breathe through your mouth you're more activating your sympathetic nervous system so just it's been found and it's pretty widely accepted it's better for you to breathe through your nose but when you sleep when you're at nighttime typically you lose consciousness and you just go and you're just fucking you're crushing your

student i've since i stopped so i didn't take my mouth the one night i did it again you don't wake up with a shitty taste in your mouth when you tape it true you wake up and you're just like really because i get a shittier taste when my mouth is closed after a long really no for me when i notice if i'm in a movie theater or on an airplane if i have my mouth shut the whole time airplane mouth disgusting fucking mouth. Airplane mouth is different. Yeah, airplane mouth. I get off of an airplane,

and I feel like I just fell into it. And my eyes are always just dark red. Yeah. Every single time I fly. I feel the same way. I feel like a piece of shit. When I get off a plane, wherever I'm going to,

I feel like I need to be hosed down. Yeah, it's disgusting. I feel gross. Hell yeah, bro. But, pretty sick. Let's bury the hatchet from your dream from how we both feel sick when we leave yeah man that's a good thing to unite on also about how those kids probably turned us both on a little we talked about incited something in

both of us who are those hot kids yeah those boys dancing not me not me at all not me even one iota you were pulsing i wasn't pulsing at all. Were you pulsing? For sure, yeah. Thank you, Tim, for your honesty. Dude, I'm being honest. Thank you, Tom. No problem. Thank you, Tom. I tummed my pants watching this video.

Yeah, man, I don't know. I don't feel anything. I watched that. No, it made me angry. Not sexually frustrated. Yeah, just like horny. This is... Like sexually violent.

Annoying. Yes, I wanted to break into their house and take them one by one. Felt a wave of sexual violence over covering. Yeah. Dude, actually, this is really fucked. Did you ever see the documentary called Rewind on Amazon? What's it about? Dude, it's so fucked.

It's a documentary. So this guy's dad apparently obsessively filmed. Keep going, dude. Keep viewership up. The guy's dad apparently obsessively filmed. Keep going. Keep viewership up. The guy's dad obsessively. No, you should dance at the end of the story. He obsessively filmed his son's childhood, and it turned out that the son was getting viciously molested

and raped by his two uncles the entire time. Did he get tag-teamed? Dudley boys were coming in there? Dude, it wasn't even the Dudley boys. He was talking about it the whole time? Only one of his uncles was... No, so his dad... Apparently, this is going through the whole family.

So the dad was molested by his older brother, and his older brother was molested by their older brother, who was also an award-winning opera singer. Classic. Which was crazy, because they would go to these home videos of him like, come here, and they would slow it down. The dad would look over and just like walk away he was like

if you tell anybody i'll kill you that's what he did he so there was so it starts out and you're like i thought it was just like a divorce they're like yeah my husband always had like this camera and it was annoying and i'm like dude is this guy really bitching about this and then it was like then i found there were sores on his genitals and i was like hold up and they slowly just unleashed like the the debt these three brothers were just sucking each other or the one the youngest brother was just getting sucked but the other one was like dude i'm talking about wait is this the son in the movie or is this this is the backstory this is the backstory so the dad was been sucked by his brother dude literally

he was like I'd lay on the thing he's like how old were they when they were sucking oh man I think it went on like into the teenage

it had to go on into like the teenage I don't know it was definitely from like grade school age but then there was the older brother who was like

the older brother would rape the middle brother and then the middle brother would just suck his youngest brother it was fucking crazy yeah of course it was crazy so then knowing this shit all would happen the guy just I his youngest brother it was fucking crazy dude of course so then knowing this shit all would happen the guy just i guess tried to bury it in the back

of his head and allowed these people in his in his son's life all the time and the so it was like the middle brother was i think sucking his son the middle brothers to the middle brother's son middle brother's son was sucking his son and like that shit. But then the oldest son. The ultimate, the alpha suck. The opera singer, he was raping. He was anally raping the guy's son. And they started raping their daughters. And then so the guy came out. Finally, the kid.

I'm trying to make a movie, guys. How horny was this family? It must be the horniest family of all time. It was fucking crazy. But then the whole time, the dad, which I think this is probably why he did it. He had a camcorder back in like early. Basically basically I think the kid's the same age as us. And this was all filmed in like Bryn Mawr. Like the places they were filming, I used to walk through there.

You used to walk through the kids? I'm not claiming fame, but it's like I would – there was one field. I'm like, oh, that's where I used to get off the little train and walk to the school. They were filming in this field. But I think the dad obsessively filmed everything going on, I guess, to keep an eye on things. But, dude, he just filmed himself, basically. The uncle was messing with him, and the dad would look,

and they'd slow down the footage, and he would just walk through the thing. But the mom was like, dude, why didn't you tell me? So they were like... I'm lost on this. Once they let out... So the dad was filming his son, and his son was being raped by.

Not while he was being raped. But he was filming like everything. Like every single time. Well, almost everything. Oh, I keep doing this. Yeah, almost everything. That's how you film. He was, he would just sit there with a camcorder and constantly all the family stuff.

So this guy's putting a documentary of all of his old family footage. Then you're watching it knowing these dudes have been like raping him and shit. So they're like, hey, buddy. And like you see the guy like looking at a kid like, ruffling his hair and rubbing his back. Dude, it's fucked. It is so fucked up. I'm almost done. Britney makes me shut it off every time it's on.

Oh, is this a series? No, it's just one show. That's a tough one to watch. Dude, it's fucking insane how fucked up this is. I mean, I thought it was, like, you know, I was, like, it was, like, you know, dark and twisted family. I was, like, all right, you know, whatever. Yeah, it was like, you know, dark and twisted family. I was like, all right, you know, whatever. Yeah, it can't be that bad. They haven't brought down the opera singer yet.

The uncle immediately. The final boss. Yeah, the final boss. He's going to be a tough one. He was like apparently a high-profile dude associated with like, I mean, they brought him. He like entertained the pope, all kinds of shit. I bet he did. Yeah, exactly, dude.

I bet the papa was fucking ecstatic. He must have partied down, down dude that's pedophile thailand dude you go to rome and you're just like oh sweet whatever that's like canton ohio that's like the hall of fame dude if you make it if you make it into the vatican city you're there's a bust of you just like this guy numbers statistics alone dude this guy deserves to be in here dude it was pretty mind his own kids he go to the child he goes they hang up your shop teacher glasses and the rafters at the vatican he has drawings from when he's a child and they they like he goes through like his psychiatrist drawings dude it's like him as

like an eight-year-old drawing just like his uncle as a devil with like a huge dog dude it's fucking crazy it was one of the most fucked up things it's kind of sorry it's kind of a fucking joy killer but no it's very funny i watched this and it was like yeah the fact that it was like dude the dad would be like he laid on the couch he's like i would lay right here and your uncle would take my penis in his mouth i'm not gonna lie it felt kind of good and like dude you're just watching and then dude it's it's next it's unreal just brothers sucking brothers brothers sucking brothers brothers fucking net like uncle's fucking nephews and then like dude at one point the mom was like my uncle dude the mom my uncle fucking in my head i was like is this more common i was

like maybe this goes on all the fucking time because the home videos were them just being like like yeah real normal fucking shit me and my uncle would be like hi like real like no contact hardly dude the mom at one point went upstairs and uh the door was shut he was up with the uncle the master total dude who would like who would pen yeah the guy yeah exactly the phantom dude the phantom of the ass run he would she would go upstairs and the door was shut and she was like hey what are you guys doing in there and he goes no uncle no he literally goes uncle nephew time and she was like he just said it was such authority and the kid was like why didn't you open the door and she was like i never would have guessed you guys were butt fucking dude if i if it's some if the door's

shut with my kid and anyone's in there i'm gonna be like what the fuck are you guys it's definitely open door it's like well you don't why would you shut it i'm sorry i thought it was the door's shut with my kid and anyone's in there, I'm going to be like, what the fuck are you guys? It's definitely an open door. It's like, why would you shut a door? For sure. I'm sorry. I thought it was the uncle's wife. I thought it was his aunt. No, no, no. The mom.

The kid's mom. Yeah, she's like, hey, what are you doing? And then the uncle goes, uncle, kid time. She's like, what are you guys doing in there? And apparently he was just like, he had just fucked him in the ass and been like, I'll kill you if you say anything. And then was like, uncle, nephew time. And then went down and carved a turkey and had Thanksgiving. Dude, fucking nuts.

That's crazy. Thanks for having me, guys. Anyway, tell us about the joys of fatherhood. I just found out the Menendez brothers had the same thing. Really? Did you know that? They were getting fucked? I think this is a Netflix documentary.

People have probably seen it. But when they were on trial for killing their parents uh i first of all i only know about the menendez brothers from cable guy so i only know about the fake ben stiller menendez brothers so in real life they went to trial what do they do they killed their parents okay they were twins they were adult twins they killed their parents so hot guys have to do and their parents were rich perfect so they were that was the story they're trying to get that rich parent money but then they go to trial they're like by the way my dad was raping us and we had to kill him there was nothing else we could do but he was dead he was dead and people were pretty dead set on these dudes wanting that money

so then on the stand they're the secret move that they pull off they're like if you don't believe us listen to this i think like the older menendez brother, I don't know, it's probably minutes older. He gets on the stand. He's like, I took my brother in the woods and I raped him because my dad raped me. And then they both held the same side or the same story from opposite sides. It was like, yeah, we go into the woods. I'd say it's time to play. And I would just like stick things in his asshole and suck his bird and stuff like that.

And then the other brother had to be like, yep, totally. What happened? And that's why we killed our parents. I would just stick things in his asshole and suck his bird and stuff like that. And then the other brother had to be like, yep, totally what happened. And that's why we killed our parents. And then that almost saved them because it was so horrific and believable. And then at the end, they're just like, yeah, well, you still can't fucking kill your parents. Yeah, we still got to kill you guys. Yeah. Did they kill him?

Because we definitely can't have you out. I don't know what they're up to these days. I don't know if they're still alive. They can't give you access to the woods. Well, dude, the doctor and the psychiatrist in the documentary, he was like, family sexual abuse is a gift that keeps on giving. The question is, where did he get the gift from? Dude, it was just like, dude, you made me think.

Okay, hold on. No, let me rephrase that. Yeah. Christ. It's just a gift that keeps giving. They're like, we're trying to figure out who got the oldest brother first. Dude, it's fucking nuts. Yeah. Yeah, that's tough. Sorry. I didn't mean to talk. No, mean no no no i don't know what reminded me of that but i think that is yeah i was talking

about hot dudes dancing for a while probably got you on the probably got me thinking about the rewind sucking boys yeah shane was talking about fucking children who can beat him up true that's where it was i think that's where i came from, that would suck to go in there and get my ass kicked while attempting to rape a house. Just get jumped. Probably they would dance on you, which would actually be. They would be like Flight 91. Flight 93. It would be exactly that, dude.

I'd be like, nobody fucking move. And they'd be like, let's kill this motherfucker. I'll be like, I'll crash us all anyway. It's just you jerking off as you get beat up. If I'm going down, you're going down. I'm going to get some jizz on you. Whole time,

you're just trying to get into TikTok. Dude, that has to be the opposite of dads pulling their daughters out of strip clubs. You have to want your son to get into a TikTok house. You want them in.

You want them in because they become millionaires. They're super hot. That in. Oh, dude. Because they become millionaires. They're super hot. That's dirty money, dude. They do become millionaires. None of them care. I just, I hate it. I hate it, too.

I don't. Now, it's funny. As a, you know, fat 30-year-old on Patreon, to criticize me. Jacked. Jacked as fuck. I'll say jacked. Bulking. Currently bulking.

Currently gains. Currently gains, so i can fuck me my boys what song would you do i like mine with lettuce and tomatoes just when you smile as you slowly show your butthole I like mine with lettuce and tomatoes. Just when you smile and you slowly show your butthole. The camera down underneath with my sack up. Oh, my God. That's good TikTok. No, I think, yeah, I don't know.

I wouldn't be, I don't think a lot of, well, if you're a dad and you're not like a complete bitch, you'd be – I think you'd be kind of pissed off. The lack of principles, dude. I wouldn't – Dude, if I like wanted to play soccer, my dad would have been like, you're gay. If these kids are – they're dancing. Dude, my friend got bullied out of playing soccer by his dad. Yeah, you can't. Literally called him a foot fairy until he played football.

He got – I was in the car when this happened. Cool. He like mentioned like, yeah, but I kind of like soccer. He's like, foot fairy. He was a football coach, too. So he made him play football. Bullied him out of soccer. Good.

I mean, he's not in a hot guy TikTok house. What's gayer than American soccer players? TikTok. I mean, that's kind of the slow road. I've been pissed, dude. American soccer is definitely the – actually, I've been pissed. Sports soccer. American soccer is definitely the actual European soccer is the tick tock as well. Well,

from like an ROV perspective, I would say I would be pissed if I was a dad going into that, going into a tick tock house like that. But times, the times are different, dude. Your dad's snatched. Oh,

he's ringing cross earring out. They're not the same anymore. Like there's dads pushing their sons to have. That's who they want to be. That's who they want to be. They all want to be Odell Beckham. That's the guy they want to be it's drake and odell beckham except it's just white and they're they're all so rich that every instagram picture is them with abs holding stacks of money to their ear yeah suckers this is kind of i think a thing

for the elites i don't think poor people or even like middle class people could try to emulate this because it's just people who call it. Well, you can't. You can't emulate it. But you can definitely like it. You'd be in a crappy house where you have like

pimples on your chest. Yeah, you'd be like, your parents couldn't afford braces. We should start a TikTok. This should be a TikTok. No, this cannot be a TikTok house.

I'm just describing the rest of TikTok. It's just autistic. Billy's the only one of us. You might get it. You lost some weight. Give me like six months, dude. Billy's the only one of us. You might get it. You lost some weight. Give me like six months, dude. Billy could be our TikToker.

You think so? He's probably got abs. No. He's fucking strong. He's strong as fuck. We got Billy shirtless. Not a PA. He's strong as fuck, but he doesn't have abs.

If we got Billy shirtless and made him seductively walk to the camera. Billy could do it. He has his glasses, dude. Fucking lower them down we could make some money we could pimp your brother out on tiktok we should but this could end up as like some sort of rewind thing where you end up sucking him he gets too powerful yeah the dad even rationalized being like look as far as my middle brother was to, he was just trying to show me he loved me in a sick and twisted way. But the wife was like, why didn't you tell me your brothers raped you before bringing your brothers in our house all day every day?

Because somebody had to give me head, bitch. I wasn't getting it here. So I went to my brother. He sucked me dry. I mean, how do you chill at family parties with your brothers that like sucked you? And just be like, dude, they were doing this thing where you go behind a wall and go. How do you chill at family parties with your brothers that like suck to you? And just be like, dude, they were doing this thing where you go behind a wall and go. Oh, he's so silly.

Oh, he's probably getting raped. I would have to. I would spaz at one point. I'd be like, dude, remember you sucked my dick? What the fuck? Just carving the turkey. I don't know, though. It's probably that same energy of like if you've hooked up with the chick and then you see her later. You're kind of still like, what up you and me had something i mean they probably have

that energy with each other where they're just like yo you're my mate i mean that's your formative sexual experience so like you're fucking and you're like i just want my brother to suck me like it's never as good again it's never as good good, dude. I bet it's not. It's your summer love, dude. It's your first love. It's fucked up. Summer love. It's fucked up. It's fucked up.

Shouldn't be on the air. I'm sorry. I brought possibly the worst topic up. We're having fun. We're talking about hot guys. I saw a documentary about incestual intergenerational rape. Tell me more. Well, it was actually my brother.

Oh, God. Please stop. We don't believe you. It was my brother at the beach. Well, apparently, too my brother. Oh, God, please stop. We don't believe you. It was my brother at the beach. Well, apparently, too, that's what they said the problem was. The kid broke the ice because he was like, I think he started grabbing his sister's boobs. And then they were like, hey, knock that off. And he was like, that's what our cousin.

This is nothing. He was like, that's what our cousin does. And they were like, is that true? And the daughter was like, yeah. And then they got it out of the kid. Dude, the whole family fell. The kid was a hero. In a weird way, he grabbed his sister's boobs,

and that was what, like, brought this whole thing down. He grabbed his sister's boobs in front of his parents, and he was like, that's what they – tell mom about your guys' secret time with the cousin. So the cousin was the one who brought this whole thing down. Were any of these people hot? He started it. No one was hot.

These sound like very ugly people. They weren't. They're decent. It wasn't a hot house for sure. It was not a hot TikTok house. If this was happening in the TikTok house, it would be hot. It'd be more clicks, more views.

It'd be so many views. The clickbait would be crazy. Yeah, for sure. Brother. Two brothers. Don't just brother. It's got to be on the internet. 100%.

Stepbrother. Sucks stepbrother sucks stepbrother don't touch knees with me right now get out of here with that mustache to charge the environment gosh but yeah man

that was pretty horrible I got fired up I got fired up this weekend I listened to the smash hit number one podcast in the world right now

Nice White Parents what is that I heard about that it sucks dick. That's all you need to know. What's the premise? It's like the New York Times presents

Nice White Parents. It's just about white parents ruining a black school by giving it too much money. We don't want any help. Is this like a serial podcast? Yeah, it is. It is. They play like the jazz-like piano.

They're like, up next. And it's always just like, I'm Sarah Coral Sea Treasure Map Jones. It's just some bullshit, made-up fucking garbage name every day. And then, yeah, the whole podcast is just like, it's just New York Times podcasts are like, hi, I'm a wealthy person that went to yale here's how white people stink it's hot it's like ideological hot house fucking insane yeah it really is it is it's like and then dude you should hear because then there's ads for the other podcasts and they're like this was brought to you and it's just another white dork with his nose stuffed

yeah just being like also if you're having trouble sleeping why don't you try casper it's a great mess like it's fucking yeah it's wild you gotta listen to it well these i mean these are the people whose like families benefited directly from like nafta and like probably had slaves like they like had slaves were like no we didn't and then we're like let's sell out the labor force so yeah i mean you feel pretty bad it's the whole thing's about well it starts out about one school it's about how white parents ruin public schools. Really? The whole thing is about white parents ruin public schools.

That's the overall message. And it goes into how, which is like it tells a specific story about this one school. So I guess in New York, public schools, you get drafted to public schools. You apply to public schools. Really? Not charter schools? There's charter schools and public schools. But you get to try to pick what public school you go to kind of and these this one dude organized

all the white parents from this middle school to go to this one or this elementary school to go to this one middle school he was like if we all get together and demand that they have a french program we can go here it's empty nobody's going to this school. It was like half capacity. So you wanted to wait. They found – POCs. But then this guy led like 20, 30 white kids to this school, all in one grade. But he was also a professional fundraiser, so he also raised like $100,000.

Yeah. Now, they got mad because it was only going to like French programs and shit like that. Yeah. So he got a, what are you talking? He took a, he took a school. He basically almost made like a, he basically took a school with a bunch of other kind of rich white people and use public funding to have like essentially like a private school kind of thing. Yeah. He just, I don't know it's not like it's not like he was totally like innocent or whatever but it was still

like i don't know there was just certain parts where they made like an aryan brotherhood for a school like as a prison gang yeah let's just squat up let's get numbers all go together and then numbers it was just like she was holding white people accountable for shit that she would never hold people of color accountable for she would be like the white people didn't want to be, they were afraid that their kids would be bullied if they were the only white kid in class. Wait, so when did school go to ruin? They would have been, but yeah, go ahead. Yeah, of course they would. Because it sounds great so far.

When does it get ruined? I don't know. I haven't really gotten that far yet. I don't know. I haven't really gotten that far yet. It's usually in, like, parent-teacher meetings, which she goes to and records. And it's usually, like, women of color arguing with, like, a guy named, like, Randy, who's, like, we just raised this. It's like, uh-uh, you are not part of the parent-teacher group. That money should be for all of us.

He's like, well, actually, it's personal private money. It's just great. It's fun to listen to. Well, dude, I mean, who of them would go to, like, the Philadelphia School District and just be like, all right, Chip, get in there? That's why Philadelphia schools are out of standstill. Nobody's pulling the trigger. Everyone has a house here.

And then as soon as it's – typically a lot of times, as soon as it's Philadelphia school time, they go like, let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where we are. Everybody does it. But it's like, dude – Well, that's what it's out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where we are. Everybody does it. But it's like, dude. That's what it's about. Go to a Philadelphia public school.

It's a fucking nightmare. I'd rather send my sons and daughter to a TikTok house than a Philadelphia public school. Because they're a fucking, they are a nightmare, dude. And it's, but also, again, she holds them, like the white people accountable for shit she would never, like, she was like, and then then this this was a meeting for parents it was voluntary uh and about the entire all the parents over there were white dude this is for this all the yeah it was it was no this these podcasts are for rich white people who are go ahead motherfucker these podcasts are for very rich white people who go through a black neighborhood and get, like, very nervous when they're driving.

So they play like bad white parents and are like, see, not me. These are people who legitimately are nervous around black people. The mayor? Who hates whites? Go ahead. No, I don't hate whites. I don't hate whites. I've been through that system that you're talking about.

In Detroit, we had to go to some place outside of the city to take a test to get placed in specific high schools. You go to Cass Tech? Yeah. I didn't go to Cass Tech. Who else knows Detroit high schools like me? That's a Michigan Wolverine feeder school. Notre Dame needs to get some people out of there. I wasn't good enough to go there.

So you took the standardized test. Where did they put you? The blackest. That's took the standardized test. Yeah. Where did they put you? The blackest. That's how they send you to school. They're like, well, if you do real bad, we send you to the blackest school. Yeah, they were going to send me to a terrible school. It wasn't because of the test. It was because of where I lived.

So we moved to Pennsylvania after that. Wow. So what do they do? They hold the test and look at you, and they're like. No, it's just like a standardized test. Like in black schools, they train you...

Well, in Detroit, our whole schooling was so we can take this test. Standardized test. Yeah, they do that here. They do that in honky schools. No, but I'm saying I've been to honky schools

and it's not necessarily the focus. In black schools, the test is the focus every time. Yeah, we took the CAT test. I get that testing up to get federal money. Exactly. We took the CAT test. I get that testing up to get federal money. Exactly. We took the CAT test, and it was just kind of like, hey, guys.

Yeah, they would take like three weeks and be like, hey, we're going to take these tests. It was Catholic school, so we're like, what the fuck ever. We could not do these. Nobody would give a fuck. Yeah, true. I went to Catholic school as well. CAT test. I kind of phoned those in.

Definitely phoned those in. And my SATs. My SATs, I took them once. I was one and done. Yeah. Didn't take any prep. I prep i want to done them too cat tests were my moment bro i'm talking about come on now fucking powerful that's what we do what'd you do you probably didn't take the sats you fucking blue collar loser i did i did take them what'd you get you smart what'd you get let's show our dicks i think it was like 1180 it wasn't great great. Fuck. 1170. I got 1170. Dude. I knew we were both smart. I fucking knew it.

You lied about yours to sound smarter. I don't give 1180s. No way, dude. You have no idea. That was actually a disappointment because when it was time for cat tests in Catholic school, I went hard. That was my moment. You crushed.

You wanted to help the school look good by getting- No, no. I wanted to look good because I was such a fucking dork. You wanted to save the choir. Yeah. Dude, growing up in a shitty neighborhood where everyone was doing cool shit constantly, I was a fucking Super Nintendo kid. And I was like, I got nothing going for me.

Stunned on the cat test. And then they dangled the cat test in front of me. I was like, it's time to shine. What kind of cat score are you working with? Damn, I can't believe that's how dorks actually operate. Like, damn, all I have is Super Nintendo. It's time for me to destroy this standardized test to show everybody how cool I am. I didn't think about cool, but I was like, I need a win.

I need a win. That's pretty sick. All I had was making the older kids laugh by embarrassing myself. That makes sense because dorks will get mad when you cheat off them. It was really hard to cheat on the cat test, dude. I used to try it. It's difficult. No, I just mean in general.

There would always be dorks that would get upset if you started cheating. What kind of cheater? Were you like an eye hustler? I'm a full fucking... I'm an eye hustler. What is that? Let me see't i made cheat sheets very rarely a lot of times i'd make a cheat sheet and i wouldn't even be able to bust it out i'd be so nervous absolute eye hustler yeah it's a big and to the point where i thought i was really good at

it that's how that's funny about cheating i thought i was like i can read patterns i'm so good at getting patterns right on standardized tests all it takes is the first time you do it and don't get caught, you're like, I might be the best at this ever. Yeah, this is all you have to do? Yeah, do you remember the first time you cheated on a test? I do. I remember mine. I don't. Mine was a reading class.

We had trailers. So we had a school, like a little Catholic school. Then they just started adding different trailers. We had a reading trailer, a library trailer, library trailer the nurse trailer nurse trailer was fucking sick but the uh we would just i would go to a reading trailer for class and would sit there we did computers and i remember just being like fuck i think i missed that part of the story and being like i wonder if she knows and i looked over and i was like she seems pretty confident and copied and i was like it's awesome i was like oh that's good to know i can just do that i remember being little and being like well it's good to know i got some backups yeah yeah that is nice

when was your first cheating i so all through eighth grade i was in catholic school and i was a good boy dude super smart but then uh my mom got addicted to pills and i i fucking i turned and i so after eighth grade i uh we couldn't afford catholic school anymore so they were about to feed me to the Philadelphia public school system. And I lived in fucking Kensington. So it was like. Yeah, you were fighting for your life, dude. Well, so I took the standardized testing that year and ended up getting into a magnet school in northeast Philly.

Damn. I was like, holy shit, I'm saved. And then, again, obviously my life fell apart. So then I start ninth grade. And the first english test i have i was like i can't do this dude i'm not i'm not gonna be able to fucking keep up and i looked over and uh i i'll never forget this fucking girl's face and i i looked at her test for like one answer and she went could you not look at my answers they're the worst and so i never

fuck i know cheating never caught on with me. I ended up just doing bad. Dude, the funniest thing, you're telling me I was in second grade. I remember just being like, oh, sweet. I was just a piece of shit. Yeah, I think I cheated on some spelling tests back in the day. Yeah. I also, I remember this one kid fainted during the finals in high school,

and I just took this dork's test. A kid fainted. So there was medical attention on that kid, so took this dork's test. A kid fainted. So all, every, like there was medical attention on that kid. So I stole this kid's test. And he was like, no,

no. He was literally like saying no. And I was like, dude, shut the fuck up. Just verb, like every single exact same answer. The best Catholic school hack was to just, if you were like a sick day for the test,

let your, someone else take the test, get the grades back, write down the answers. We've had this conversation. Then you took it out in the hallway. Yes. And you were like a sick day for the test let your someone else take the test get the grades back write down the answers we've had this conversation you took it out in the hallway yeah you're just like dude we've had this conversation yeah fucking rules algebra i had a teacher that would give you multiple choice algebra same tests to both classes so there was kids in the first class that would just type it in their calculator what every single answer was yeah and then give you the calculator yeah i was my average in the class was like a 98 like i was killing this class and i was i think i was already committed to army so this this teacher thought i was like the real deal he was like this guy's gonna be a fucking general he's 98 he's the captain of the football team this guy's

incredible and then i it was a recruiting thing i missed the class because i had to go talk to like a coach or something and then came back and he was like oh here's a makeup test and it wasn't multiple choice it was just show the math dude i i didn't know i didn't know one ounce of how to do it. Oh, my God. I wrote the number three for the answer on every answer. I wrote three and gave it back to him. What did he say? And he was like, we got to talk.

Because you got a zero. I got PTSD. I would have faked autism. I'm not really a work on paper kind of guy. I tried a beautiful mind. What was sick was he loved Notre Dame football. Nice. paper kind of guy. I tried a beautiful mind. He didn't. What was sick was he loved Notre Dame football. Nice. He was a troop.

He was a former troop. And he was a geezer. He was just like, I'm not going to tell anybody about this. Yeah. We're just not going to give you this test. And just, the guy was the man. I think he died. Was this post 9-11?

Yes. Yeah, exactly. Post 9-11. He's like, look, we need you. He was like, we need this beefy motherfucker out there. Setting those A-Rams straight with his man. Yeah. Sorry, sir. I was just so focused on turning that shithole into a parking lot.

That's so funny. This stays between us. He never forgot you through algebra. He just never forgot. It was like, yeah, let him throw a fucking. He was about to fail me in the thought of those planes. He was like, yeah, let him throw a fucking... He was about to fail me in the thought of those planes. He was looking at all your threes, and it was just like an overlay of the Twin Towers,

Osama from a cave being like, and he was like, fuck this test, dude. You're going to go fuck those kids up. You're failing a future U.S. Army soldier. Man. I think about that sometimes. If you had just fully went through that it's

crazy general right now i'd tell you what i'd have better posture i would be hunched over like winston church never too late to become a general true you can still become a general dude i'd have some good tactics dude that would be fun i would send hype house to isis and be like oh they like that what you gonna do with it? No, they love bocce boys. I think it's called bocce bozzy. That would spontaneously combust. They would suicide bomb on the spot.

They would premature ejaculate, suicide bomb, dude. Do you think they call that a pre-jack? Do you think they joke about that? Like before you get into the school, your vest explodes. That has to be a joke. Like, oh, he fucking, I'm a pre-jack? Do you think they joke about it? Like before you get into the school, your vest explodes? That has to be. Like, oh, he fucking. I'm in pre-jack, dude. That has to be a joke over there.

Pretending you have a bomb on you. Just kidding. Yeah, I got you. Come on. It's a little alarm clock. It's like a little Flavor Flav situation. You know me. It has to be a joke.

Just playing games. Someone has to play that. They do that here. Arab dudes do that here. That's like a youtuber joke can have a bomb for arab dudes to be in a room and scream and everyone fucking runs out and then they're like haha got him subscribe there's a really old isis dude doing uncle jokes he pulls it open it's like a full cuckoo clock he's like i'm just playing with it no there's a video i just watched of a dude doing uncle jokes he pulls it open it's like a full cuckoo clock he's like I'm just playing with it no there's a video I just watched

of a dude doing that and then going outside he was like ha ha god I'm fucking idiots and then he walks outside and it's a cop he's like

freeze get the fuck on the ground he's like what for what dude what's the prank what's the prank bro the cop's like guns fake

gotcha yeah it's not very funny is it yeah I always love those pranks where the guys put on a mask and scare women into thinking they're raping them in a parking garage. And they're like, you're trapped on an elevator. Dude saying the N-word is my favorite.

Or going up or saying something fucked up. Just getting beat up by black dudes seemed to be a prank. That seemed to be a YouTube show for a minute. There was guys who would do that? A lot of Israeli and Eastern European dudes doing it. Yes. Exactly right. That's exactly who was doing it.

Really? Eastern Europeans just tossing it out and just getting walloped. Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro, bro. This is a prank. Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Be like, that's a camera. Ha, ha, ha. They would walk over there.

A couple walking down the street and be like, bro, I want to fuck your girl. They would just start throwing punches. Like, bro, it's a prank, bro. Bro, it's a prank. That's a camera. And then sometimes the guy who's throwing punches would be like, bro, I want to fuck your girl. They would just start throwing punches. Bro, it's a prank, bro. Bro, it's a prank. That's a camera. And then sometimes

the guy who's throwing punches would be like, fuck. You got me. Well, sometimes you're probably relieved you don't have to get like an assault charge

and beat some guy up. I don't know. I think I'd be even angrier if somebody was like, there's a hidden camera there. Yeah, true. I'd be like, what the fuck, dude?

I thought you were just retarded. You got to godfather the camera. You got to smash that. True. Go up and just be like, motherfucker. Yeah, that's a hidden camera there. Yeah, true. I'd be like, what the fuck? I thought you were just retarded. You got to godfather the camera. You got to smash that. True. Go up and just be like, motherfucker. Yeah, that's a fair point. Some guy's like, I'm going to lick your wife's butthole. Like, dude, dude.

Yeah, there's a camera right over there. We were just trying to freak you out. I was just trying to make you snap violently in public for my amusement so I could get views. They would also go up and just assault women. They would just go up and start fucking

making out with girls. Yeah, which had to be fake. Yeah. Unless these boys, well, I mean, they are Eastern European, dude. If you're Russian enough, you'll just...

You'll definitely grab a chick's ass and be like, no, just relax. The closer you get to Moscow, the more likely you are. He's prank. He's prank. He's prank. This is fun for us.

He pranks. If you do not have big reaction, my whole village starves. Please freak out. Please. We need this. They crawled so

TikTokers could walk, dude. Oh, for sure. They were out. They were just standing on skyscrapers. They were testing the waters with the haircuts and shit. They were.

You're exactly right. Track pants, no shirt, doing pull-ups on a crane a thousand feet off. Falling the fuck off. They're like, dude, we can't, doing pull-ups on a crane. A thousand feet off. Falling the fuck off. They're like, dude, we can't keep doing pull-ups on cranes and dying. American TikTokers are so fucking soft compared to what they have.

This is like their space program. Those dudes die constantly. They're the first ones to just jack a woman up with a form in an elevator. I'm going to kill you now. And they're like, I'm just kidding. There's actually a camera here. That is the space race. You're exactly right.

This is a cold war of internet. Ours are just hot fucking dudes grinding their floppy dicks in sweatpants. That's our Silicon Valley. Russians are assaulting and committing rape. But the full camera, very funny. Indian or some Southeast Asian country, they're getting on to the hot boys bandwagon, too. They do, like, very dramatic. Oh, the Indian ones. They might bandwagon, too. They do, like, very dramatic. Oh, the Indian ones.

They might be the funniest. They're all in, like, fast forwards. It's the funniest shit in the world. And they all have, like, blue contacts in or something with it. Yeah. Like, something ridiculous. And it's, like, a dramatic thing, like, fighting over a girl. And, like, one of them dies and becomes an angel and shit.

True. That's the new one. That's a good one. Well, then some girl sees that and is like, I like your TikToks and blows you. And then you two just live. I guess that's what it one. Well, then some girl sees that and is like, I like your TikToks and blows you. And then you two just live. I guess that's what it's going to come down to. When all the jobs go away, you just do TikToks and your future wife sees you. You pop your contacts out and she just, like, has a kid.

And your kid just comes out in the world and is like. Oh, man. It's pretty nuts. Yeah. You know who needs to be getting their dick sucked is those dudes who dig pools. Those guys. You ever see these guys? Digging pools? Oh, my God, yes. yes dude there's just some jaguar paws they just dig pool hand digging you would love these

just time lapse film themselves hand digging sick fucking pools and then like walking to like a body of water with one bucket and filling it up and walking it back and done. It's fucking sick. It's just for the time lapse. The time lapse is incredible. They do it all for the time lapse of them just fucking. Yes.

Those guys need to be getting, they have to be getting their dick sucked. Oh, dude, for sure. For sure. My mom wants a pool. Dude. You're going to hand dig it? But is it a hand dug? That's what I'm saying.

Is your pool hand dug? Bro, this sounds like an assignment for TikTok house. This sounds like something Hype House would actually have the resources. Shad House, the shit house. Just a bunch of fucking doughy, pale, white dudes hand digging a pool in Central Pennsylvania. Such a shit. Covered in mud. I got real sunburn.

Time to go inside and drink a bunch of milk. Matt and Billy won't stop sucking each other. Look at the camera. It's just Mexican dudes actually doing it. Yo, yo, yo. I think it ended up being like a production, though. I think it's... It can't be, right?

It's not like... There's no way they're digging... Dude, they're not digging fucking pools by hand, man. You'll see. They're doing a couple of things and editing that in there. That's like building the fucking pyramids. Who did that? Aliens. Apocalyptos.

Obviously the aliens. Definitely apocalyptos. Do you want people to die? If all you're wearing is a cloth, you can do wild shit. If you're only wearing a cloth diaper, you can create everything. Seven dudes pulling a rope can move anything in the world. Only if they're in cloth diapers and sandals

I guess if you want the feeling of somebody dying while on a project of yours that's a good business like the stadiums and guitar

anyone can have anything built but you want people to die while building it's pretty cool the stadiums and guitar they won the world cup and they were like

alright we'll build 12 stadiums this year and everyone was like are you sure how are, we'll build 12 stadiums this year. Everyone was like, you sure? How are you guys going to do that? They were like, we're cool. Got a lot of money, dudes. We got it.

We're good. They just immediately got slaves. Nice Qatar parents. Yeah, true. They stuck a bunch of money in the stock stadiums. I fucked this up. There was something I wanted to get to with nice white parents, but you should listen to it. So, yeah, it's them.

Dude, I'm telling you, that's who it's for. It's for people who are too scared to drive through black neighborhoods without having like a borderline panic attack they're like you're gonna listen to this thing it's about how white people really bad public schools by like trying to make them uh you know cool and stuff and dude it's yeah it's very interesting until you find out how they actually ruin the oh because it sounds like they just made bro this is how it gets very weird so that was in 2015 right now the lady goes back to the school so there's a there's like a nazi type school kindergarten called success on the basement they don't hit them but the kids are like super disciplined and the and here's what she's excited about is the white parents have zero power

everybody's treated the exact same. But then she gets upset that people of color are being disciplined by white people. So that's something she's got to work on personally. That if she can't see that and get upset, she needs something. The podcaster needs to work on something mentally. They should just balance it out by throughout the day just showing them clips of Jamaican daycare workers beating the shit out of white children. Well, dude, there's a...

No, hold on. This is where it gets crazy. So upstairs, they're obsessed with race at this school. So obsessed that they have a squad that goes door to door to look for racism in the classrooms so like people walk by with clipboards and just peer into your classroom and see if they find any racism and then they all these adults that are going around classroom to classroom to look for racism in kids adults are doing this yes these are the adults this is like a committee of adults looking for third graders

being racist to each other and then they all go back together and report what they found this one lady was like there were groups of three and the black boy got the answer first and the white girl looked to the white boy first to see if she should go with the black student's answer now this could be that she trusts the white student or that the black student could be wrong sometimes. Or does she not see him as a human being at all? It's just like, whoa, what are you doing, lady? Imagine projecting that shit on a third grader.

What are you doing? Why would you say something like that? This lady who's probably a little has her own little weird things going on. Guaranteed hyphenated last name. Oh, the lady? Yeah, my name is Smith Steinberg. Janelle Smith Steinberg III, IV, Polly. It's pretty fun to do, actually.

I was driving, listening to it, and just reading road signs like NPR last names. Be like, I'm Merge Wright. Janelle Merge Wright, caution, Berg, Smith. Pretty funny. What you really need is you need to nail the sound effect of them opening their mouths every single time. Like, every word is like. It is like ASMR for just white guilt. Yeah.

It's fucking wild. That's fucked up, man, to walk around third graders. That was what fucked me up. Why did you cheat off the black kid? Yeah. You don't think he's a person? You're just sitting there. You're like.

No, he's wrong. He's wrong all the time. Imagine your brain also at third grade. You're just. In third grade, I was mostly just my mouth open like. Yeah. Like it was like a full fucking like Blair Witch Project POV. And just me like.

Just snot. Yeah. I always had snot, dude. My sleeves were covered in snot. Dude, if I had to think about myself at third grade, I would just sit there every now and again, look at my cousin and be like, give him the finger, and then throw something and be like. This one? And then eventually I would just keep reacting impulsively until my dad would hit me.

At some point, I would get caught, and my dad would be like, can't do that. I'm like, oh. Back at school, like. There's no way. If someone was like, you're being racist, I'd be like. can't do that i'm like yeah back at school like there's no way if someone was like you're being racist i'd be like what is that dude well first of all i did have i haven't even got to coming i didn't have swastikas i had swastikas on my ruler i drew them on there in third grade no this was like fifth six yeah that sounds about right i had it in school yeah it's a brim bar i had a ruler i didn't know what they were i knew that i knew like people were like yo they're really bad to draw those i was like yeah give me those yeah

all right man ten more and i used to beat kids i used to just with a swastika i talked about this before yeah i don't know if you did i would have remembered it wasn't the uh like a teacher at success it was a it was a geometry ruler too so it was three-sided so it's like a club it's one of those ones you could do and it was just like like, it said, like, bitch, pussy. They don't have, like, swastikas. And I would just turn around, and the teacher would turn around and just beat the fuck out of the kid next to me. That'd be nice if you could get one embedded on a kid. Oh, did it random on your ruler?

It was all permanent. That'd be funny, too, if that happened now and a teacher was like, holy fuck, I actually, it's a swastika ruler. I have Nazis. Thank God. My second graders are Nazis. I'm going to be viral for correcting this. Yeah. Speaking of Nazis, I watched Greyhound last night on Apple TV. What's that?

Another absolute crap movie. What is it? It's about Tom Hanks. He's escorting a cargo fleet in the North Atlantic. Of course, World War II. Yeah. Why does Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg just own World War II? What else did they do?

They did Band of Brothers, Pacific, Saving Private Ryan. Captain Phillips. Captain Phillips. Tom Hanks on a boat in adversity is pretty good. I'll give them that. But there's the same music for World War II that they basically – now when you think of World War II, you think of this music. It's like horns, like slow, like glorious, uplifting horns.

And then like a God-fearing, reluctant hero that doesn't really want to be there that's a great man. They went out of their way for him to be like boys with the black chef. It's a white captain on a submarine hunting vessel in the North Atlantic, and the black chef would come up and they'd pray together. And it's like, dude, get out. Now he's not even allowed to be racist, this guy. This World War II murderous captain.

Still, they have to show him be like look how great he was it's weird dude i don't know i know you reach that point in a lot of movies where you get to the point where the main character like encounters like a woman or a person of color and they're like by the way um my character feels better about you than everyone else in the time it doesn't make sense and you know that's the point of the movie. Yeah. Well, Tom Hanks has been canonized into that. He just portrays elite liberal values, and he gets cred for that in real life, which is weird. It's like how Jean-Claude Van Damme is a badass. Even Robert De Niro.

Robert De Niro is the number one. Classic example. Dude, him and Al Pacino were doing Broadway musicals. They're like, no, that guy's like a mob boss. He's like, no, he's not. He's a fucking actor. He's a pussy. Yeah, they're like, yeah, that guy's tough. You don't He's like, no, he's not. He's a fucking actor. He's a pussy. Yeah, they're like, yeah, that guy's tough.

You don't want a problem with him. Total pussy. It's like you would wail on that dude. Dude, Al Pacino was doing one of those like GQ, like epic interviews where they sit like all in white in a weird thing. And Al Pacino's like, yeah, remember that, Rob? We used to do those little musicals.

And he's like, eh. You could tell he was trying to change the subject. I remember those. He's like, yeah, I might have popped a couple of those few things. A couple of them there. Went down there, had a few pops. I'm just doing Tommy. Yeah, that's weird how actors get movie credit.

That carries them. That follows them into real life. Yeah. Like, all right, cut. And then Tom Hanks and I was like a liberal hero. Tom Hanks, although it was making me laugh imagining underwater Nazis for some reason. They were all in submarines. Just imagining a bunch of Nazis

in submarines being like, hi-ho! Hi-ho! Are there any Jews down here? There better not be. And then they would, the one captain

or the one would get on their radio, on the Americans' radio and just be like, you thought you could escape us? We are the Gray Wolf. We will hunt you. And he'd be like,

Turn that off, goddammit. I ended up, like your joke, cheering for the Nazis in this movie. I was like, dude, the Gray Wolf rules. He's talking shit. He's blowing up ships and then talking shit. He's getting on their radio and being like, You thought you had us?

We will kill you now. It's great. Tom radio and being like, you thought you had us? We will kill you now. It's great. Tom Hanks is like, stop talking shit on my black chef. Don't you dare. I didn't know he was black. They killed the black chef. Oh, yeah.

The Nazis killed it, cleansed the ship. They sent the black. They were like firing bullets, and one of them just hit the black chef. They killed three guys on the entire ship, and one of them was Cleveland. Cleveland got shot. So at the end, Tom Hanks is holding his dying body. He's like, I was always the nicest to you, right? Wasn't it really cool how woke I was in 1946?

Remember that time when everyone was saying fucked up stuff? I was like, guys, knock it off. It's not even funny. I wasn't laughing at all. I honor your experience. No, they dropped the black body like a depth charge. Really? At the Nazi sub.

And they're like, ew. That's how the movie ends by the Nazis being like, oh, this water is disgusting now. You ruined it, Tom Hanks. The guy who's trying to die and he's like, no, seriously, smack in his face. I'll never know your experience. No, come on.

I need you to stay with me. Stay with me to stay with me i'm trying to win this oscar yeah the whole like that interaction it's kind of a short movie there's no real plot it's just the battle but they infuse this in they also infused him and his wife like the first like minute of the movie is him leaving so it's him being in love him being like i love you so much you're the most important thing to me and then it's just a battle for an hour and a half and they just the wife's out the wife's pointless yeah it just shows you how he's he loves such a good man kind of heteronormative my taste he should have like fucked a dude and been like i'm out of here and then cleveland comes up and keeps trying to make him eat. He's like, you got to eat, Captain.

You got to eat. And for some reason, he just never eats. Well, he hates Nazis. But one of the bullets does come through and blow up his bacon, egg, and cheese. What happens? He keeps trying to make him breakfast sandwiches. And at one point, a Nazi bullet comes in and hits his breakfast sandwich. It made me laugh so hard.

Just a Nazi like, ha ha. Like, just shooting it. Just Nazis in a, underwater Nazis. They're like, what is it? It's like some sort of pork with cheese and egg

on a delicious roll. Cleveland is delivering it. We will get him boys. Don't worry. They weren't even after the cargo ships. They were just trying to get Cleveland.

Write that down. They literally killed't even after the cargo ships. They were just trying to get Cleveland. Write that down. They literally killed three dudes on the entire ship. One of them was Cleveland. I wonder if they were like, Mr. DeConest! We did it, boys! Time to head home! The viewer will be so proud.

Were they down there looking for Jews down there? They were down at the bottom. They were under the sea. They were looking for Sebastian. The crabs. The Jew crabs. They're down there looking for Jew-lantis, dude. You know it's down here. It's too wet. It's wet down here.

I can't do a Jew. I can't do a Jewish accent. You're good at German. God, it's so wet down here. Can't do a Jew. Can't do a Jewish accent. You're good at German. Hold on. God, it's so wet down here. I can't do it. You're saying that's how Atlantis ended? Atlantis is like, it's too wet. It's humid all the time.

Too many mermaids in this neighborhood. Now, once the mermaids moved in, now we collect their rent, but we don't like living with them. That was my – dude, one of my mom's uncles was like a Navy dude, and his big story he would tell you, he's like, yeah, I met a mermaid. He always talked like, hey, what's up, Kevin? I met a mermaid out at sea. She was human from the waist down. Such a sick fucking – Yeah.

I get it. She was human from the waist down. Yeah, I get it I get it if you're like a dude who was like cause I knew a guy that was like a military guy that he like

he was a military guy in like the 90s so he like served in South Korea yeah he basically did like vacation yeah he bullshitted

he did that they like went to Germany and South Korea and they were like time in the army but then it like that's your identity for the rest of your life

yeah it's like the 8 years you basically studied abroad yeah for sure he haven't he had an anchor and he would just hate the shit on those dude no i got i support the troops he rules for sure i got caught also some people over this really yeah there was like a veterans day or something like that or it wasn't memorial day it was veterans day and i was like shout out to all my boys because i know a bunch of dudes who enlisted and then went to Hawaii for like four years. Bullshit.

I was like, shout out to my boys posted up in Hawaii. Yeah, who did like P90X. Which was fun and games until the Japanese. True. In the 40s,

they thought that was fun and games, dude. It's been pretty sweet ever since. True. That's because the Japanese got what for that, dude? Nobody ruins party time in Hawaii. It's also funny to think about that guy

and then that movie where Tom Hanks is on that guy's boat and being like, hey, come on. Be nice to the chef, guys. He's like, I met a bitch and I fucked her once. She was a mermaid. She had a pussy. And that's now.

Yeah. Imagine 1940s dude on a boat. Yeah, this guy would have been like 1960s on a boat. 1940s on a boat, you would have been fucking dudes. Nobody came, first of all, the whole time. I was thinking about that, too. Bullshit. I was thinking about the whole time. They're like, I'm not jerking off. I was thinking about that, too. Bullshit.

I was thinking about that. Of course they jerked off. Less people jerked off, I think, than before. Not as open as with their sexuality. Yeah, for sure. It was definitely hidden way more. And there's probably guys who were like, I'm not fucking jerking off. I'm not jerking off.

There was guys back then that thought you were going to hell for that. I rarely jerk off if I'm on bunk beds. To this day. Oh, for sure. And I sleep on bunk beds a lot. I've cut out of my life entirely if I'm on bunk beds. To this day. No, for sure. I've cut out of my life entirely jerking off on bunk beds. You got some bunk beds in you, don't you? LaMaris sleeps on bunk beds. I had a dude who used to...

Cleveland was jerking, though. That's probably why I wanted him to eat that food so bad. Cumming all over his sandwiches. This racist motherfucker. He's just jizzing his thing all day. That'd be funny

if that's how it ended. Movie fucking rules, dude. Movie sucks. You're going to be mad when you see it. And then at one point he has like blisters from walking around.

He's got like a bloody foot and they're like, wow, this guy's really working hard. He's blistered some shit? Tom Hanks has a blister. What do you have? Like trench foot

on the submarine? He just has a bloody sock. Bloody sock? From standing and walking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost entirely filmed in a cap, like the, what's that called, the bridge? Are you talking submarine architecture? No, no, no.

Not to the sub. They never show you inside the sub, unfortunately, because that would have been sick. That would piss me off. Underwater Nazis, dude? Yeah, I was going to say, they didn't show them in the sub? No. What was it like? Was it like Bionic Commando, where it was just like their face? And it was like, ha, ha. Underwater Nazis, dude. What's he has to say? They didn't show him in the sub? No. What was it like? Was it like Bionic Commando

where it was just like their face and it was like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I got you. What the fuck? It's a Star Trek episode. You never see the alien ship. They just come up on the hologram.

They would come up and be like, we know there's one in there. We will get him. So it's like Jaws. All right, out. Oh, that's so fucking funny. Tom Hanks is constantly like, just so everyone knows, Cleveland is as good as the rest of us.

Probably better. Chances are better. I know it's 1940, but you know, man. Cleveland, this tastes so good. Do you put like extra spices or something on it? It's the best. What do you want over there? I see.

You don't like it when the white devils are getting after it. You hate to see white devils having fun. Actually, the submarines back in Detroit. Chop, Lemaire. Yeah. Lemaire, what do you got? Fuck you up in UFC. Hey, guys, let's give him a chance.

I'm definitely a captain. Lemaire, what do you have? I didn't have anything. I didn't have anything. How do you feel when you see Tom Hanks treat a... First off, he's a black cook, and he dies. So it is clearly... He gets nothing out of this.

It's just white people gaining. Tom Hanks being like, that was my brother who died. Now I've got to kill these Nazis because I'm white. That was my brother. Brother? How do those guys say it down there? Brother-ah. In the kitchen?

Brother-ah. What do they say in the kitchen? Brother. I don't know how I'm supposed to eulogize this guy what I'm allowed to say. I feel like he was my brother

but I can't take that. It's going to be a long time until I get a good handshake again. That was cool what those guys were doing down there. You'd stick your hand out

and they'd hit it. Two times if you're lucky. Anyway, let's throw this motherfucker overboard he's dead motherfucker they taught me that actually that was something they talked about some guys like who said i fucked my mother it's like it's not like that it's not like that it's what the cooks say i didn't fuck my mom he said someone's restraining gary gary calm down i didn't fuck my mom i didn't come on the submarine to talk about fucking my mother this is what the nazis want gary they want you to

jerked off at 76 days he's in his quarters at night just going shit the nazis knew their whites were getting too powerful on the ship. They had to get Cleveland. They're like, if they learn all the curse words, we're going to be sunk. Did you ever see the movie Life? Yes. Eddie Murphy. Incredible.

We're at the end where he's discussing his club. And Tom Hanks is like, and then we'll have a radio show. It's going to be on XPN. I'm going to be telling people at a black school. Everyone's going to be like, oh my god, that's so cool. Why do it at worst? Tell us about it again, Tom. He's like, yeah, they're all going to think we're not racist. It's going to be on XPN. I'm going to be telling people at a black school. Everyone's going to be like, oh, my God, that's so cool. Why do it at worst? Tell us about it again, Tom. He's like, yeah, they're all going to think we're not racist.

It's going to be awesome. It's going to be so cool. It's going to be the 40s, and I'm still chill as fuck by even today's standards where I take extra special care of my black employee borderline racially. Racistly. That's a word, sucker. racially? Racistly.

That's a word, sucker. Did you ever see the Vietnam War movie with Christian Bale? I forget what it was called. It was a Werner Herzog movie. But Christian Bale's a POW in Vietnam.

Yes. And it's like a true story. Oh, fucking Red Dawn? Yes. No, no. Red Dawn was the cool movie. Okay. Red Dawn was... Where he eats rice? Yes. Anyway. Rescue Dawn. fucking ride red dawn yes no no red dawn was the cool movie okay red dawn was rice yeah anyway a little bit was that it close yeah yeah so it was like a true story and uh movie

fucking stinks i hated it i watched it on like a saturday morning and i hated it the whole time but one of the other prisoners so like the whole thing's about like them escaping the fucking vietnamese yeah we can't one of the other dudes is like no man we can't do it no like he's a nate he's a nego for no reason that's why they eat the snake at the end they're eating gross shit the entire time they're capturing maggots and shit like that and then fucking ruled well no i liked it at the end of the movie uh the the coward dude like i think steals like the one gun they have or something and like breaks off and goes on and he and dooms the whole fucking thing. And it turns out that was a real guy in real life, and it was the opposite of what actually happened.

He was like a heroic dude, laid himself down, and Herzog was like, ah, my bad. And used his real name in the movie and everything. Imagine getting used to a permanent coward. Did you do POW and then stay in the movie? I think he was mean to a black guy at one point was it i don't know there's one other black pov and like we're not look look we're not getting shacked out with him i know we're prisoners of war but you have to we're not fucking animals just imagine yeah those prisoners and they're like man these pocs really got us fucking trapped in here huh i can't believe all these pocs are treating us so poorly they're all

and they're like this was our fault, right? Clearly we did this. That guard's about to take a smoke break. The black chef might fall asleep soon. Then we can get out of here. I don't know. It'd be kind of fucked up if we broke out. Wouldn't that be us asserting our dominance and authority or something?

Yeah, can't we let them have something? They can have us. You know what? I'm going to cut my own head off. Hell yeah. Just them just all jerking off in there and be like, oh, my God, I'm fucking oppressed. I'm fucking oppressed. I'm fucking oppressed.

Damn true. I didn't even think about how oppressed those dudes were in there. They would fucking love it, dude. We're talking about POWs in Vietnam. Well, if they read – if you don't know about the POW experience – If they remade that movie now, yeah, it would be guys in there being like, damn, it must be really hard to be dead. It's really fucked up what we're doing to you guys.

Like, shut up. Like, oh, God. Oh, Jesus Christ. Christian Brown has to keep correcting himself. He's like, well, as a POW. Yeah, yeah, yeah. POW. Which, you know, you're a prisoner of society.

He's like, come on, man. Give us more rice. The guy's like, are you comparing your experience with mine? He's like, no, no, Jesus Christ. No,esus christ no i'm sorry sorry yeah you can't appropriate rice true they took it they appropriated like the ows are appropriating the fuck out of that that was fucked up actually no i think they studied and appreciated the culture they definitely if you appreciate and study the culture a lot appropriate but you have to do it respectfully and ask permission like i just fucking like love rap can i have my own rap show

where we at lamar hour 20 yeah we gotta keep pushing a little little more we just split it in half yeah put the rest on the page take a break let's take a break fires are on right now no break okay we gotta keep full steam ahead dude hell yeah let's keep ripping dude keep going i think yeah we definitely. All right, fuck it. Let's take a break. We're going to Patreon. Are you sure?

Yeah. Let's go to Patreon. We can split it up.