Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 324- Drenched

Episode Date: November 19, 2020

Lock down...engage.  The only place left where we can live is online. We must go online and be great. It's the only hope. Topix include: Lockdowns, bratty mayors, money, JFK, cartels, and finally, (on the paytch) being drenched.

YouTube, Reddit, and one Instagrammer. Did you just say go? Are we on? Are we swag surfing? I think we're swag surfing. Hell yeah, dude. YouTube is correct about him. Alright.

Anyone want to mount? I just keep laughing about like, because I get, very rarely, but I'll get like a message and it'll make it all the way to my Instagram. A lot of the bullshit like doesn't get filtered to my Instagram. That's like my little happy place online. For the most part. Every now and again people are like, you're a fucking bitch yeah yeah but it's someone came

through and was like seriously he fucking sucks i'm just like just imagining someone at their job and like what happened to that oil change and there's like singing about the guy ruining this sorry there's a guy named lemare ruining everything get home to a bag of like cheetos and you're like who the why are these things all pulverized? The guy was just fucking in the back like, fuck! Fuck! So spicy chilies,

just a purple bag of treats. What the fuck are those things called? Spicy, they're the best. Shout out to them. Yeah, shout out to snacks in general. Shout out to snacks. And the essential workers, stocking snacks. The essential workers? People don snacks. And the essential workers stocking snacks.

The essential workers? People don't ever talk about the guy stocking snacks. It's all medical. It's like, dude, what about the guy who goes to the grocery store at 3 a.m. And it's just like fucking. Putting up our chips. Exactly. Chips.

We need our crisps. That cheese that somehow is good. Yeah. Just cheese. Just non-refrigerated cheese that stays good for four years. We need that. That'll get us through. What's going on, dude?

How are you? Chilling, dude. Welcome to this undisclosed location in Maryland. We had to leave the state of Pennsylvania because we couldn't legally operate. Yes, we're not in Pennsylvania anymore. Unless we be some... Because it's member... It's like very futile.

It's like it has to be a member of your household or I think clan. I think you were on the last lease I signed technically it's true so we are housemates we can legally you know

legally talk yes and I think if we I think if you guys get baptized in the Christian faith you're allowed in my house for like 72 hours

without a mask yeah what's the what's the rule on that so I think it's like so if you're like within your household yeah you cannot have so if you're like within your household yeah um you cannot have a you you can you're allowed the government's allowing you not to have a mask on your face while you're in your household with your family but if like somebody

like a uh like some sort of gentile or something like some kind of just like you know wandering person who wasn't part of your kin is to come in everyone has to mask up in that in the stranger's presence i actually like that. It's pretty tight, dude. It's respectful. It is respectful, dude. It's more of an honor thing, not the virus. True.

It's more just cover your face around strangers. Dude, it's getting to the point where it's like, dude, I mean, it's starting to hit the point. I was actually trying to distance i was dealing with like trying to like distance myself from my judgments this weekend because i was i was at home and like i forget what i was watching i was just like dude people just want to fucking wear hijabs at this point it was like so i hear this thought comes to my head i got hit i got hit with uh you know i got a hit with a phone call of you complaining about coronavirus well it's just like i was well

it sucked because i was playing a video game and you were trying to bitch about coronavirus well i was just like i was well it sucked because i was playing a video game and you were trying to bitch about coronavirus and i was just like i don't know man a couple weeks lockdown couldn't be so bad you know fuck this the government's trying to control us i was like i'll take it for now yeah i got hit with the nego well it was good because i was like britney's all excited she's going to the gym she's doing all this stuff and then like, oh, yeah, we're closing all the gyms down again. So she's like, what am I going to do? And it's like, just go five minutes to another county. But she's like, oh, fuck that.

So the government's messing with your bay. They're playing games with your bay. Messing my bay up. And it's like, just let people go to the gym. If you want to go to the gym, go to the fucking gym. Government's treading on everybody's bays. And then you're trapped in the house with them. So the government's like, no, you can't go do that.

I've got to watch Kenny's fucking ass be like, well, people are done. It's like, dude, fucking jerk off. Everybody hates mayors. Well, they are the ones being. Mayors of every city. de Blasio, everybody hates. Fucking Rogan crushes the LA, dude. He crushes them every episode.

Well, that guy got in trouble. Was it the mayor or was it the governor of California who got caught at a French laundry? Fuck, I thought it was the mayor of L.A. L.A. The mayor. Who was the guy that just got caught at French laundry? He went to that, like, super expensive restaurant. I don't even know what a French laundry is.

French laundry is this restaurant. I think it's in Napa. And it's, like, one of those things where, like, it's, like, 500 bucks. It's something crazy. So, like, the guy went on TV, apparently, you know, at some point before and was like, people need to get smart. People need to do what they got got to do it sucks you can't go see your loved ones and like someone called him at like a 12 person restaurant thing and like a 500 plate restaurant yeah and he's like i i regret that very much i'm very sorry but everything you know everything does get sensationalized but i was watching um

what you might call it i was was watching Mayor Kenny hit the news. And it's one thing to be like, hey, man, what the fuck? If he was just like, dude, what the fuck do you want me to do, man? I don't know what the fuck's going on. But he just came out and was just like, some guy was like, what do you say to all the people who are losing their jobs and their businesses are getting shut down? He's like, I would say that people are dying. Like, literally. Maybe it's a big deal.

People die. And it was just like, dude, can you stop talking like a 19 year old chick well it's fucking mayor yeah it sucks when political when politicians start acting like their supporters yes like back when like w would be like jesus christ like he would just turn into that guy so now the democrats like actually during interviews it's pretty funny i mean dude it was like he was he was hitting p he was he that was his response to basically like all he had to do is be like i feel really badly about he was like well yeah but if people are dying so like whatever and then you know again in so many words and then uh and then someone asked him about like what like churches and he was like i mean yeah churches are open i guess but i mean

god can hear you from your house so he's getting fucking snippy dude he went he was like I mean yeah churches are open I guess but I mean God can hear you from your house so he's getting fucking snippy dude he went Lutheran yeah he was getting snippy little Martin Lutheran

yeah wait was that no Luther had churches he's got a lot of attitude and I'm like dude could you spare the attitude yeah drop the toot or at least

warn me with a t-shirt so I know that you can't even right now he couldn't even at all during the press conference he didn't have his coffee dude don't even I should know what you were talking about he did not have his coffee He couldn't even at all during the press conference. He didn't have his coffee. Dude, I should know what you're talking about. He did not have his coffee.

He couldn't even. He shouldn't have been on the air. I mean, I need to see like a grumpy cat warning. I need to see something. Sorry, sarcasm is my first language. Yeah, true. Sarcasm. Yeah, dude, for real.

Politicians should wear meme shirts from the early 2000s. They have to if they're going to talk like that. Yeah. Dude, I had this theory last night. I paused my game for this. It's very like, ladies and gentlemen, we killed Osama bin Laden. Pause my game. Come on.

Nah, dude. He paused his game hard. He didn't have his coffee. He paused his game, did not have his coffee. He spoke fluent sarcastic. He just had a fucking attitude, man. It was like, dude. I don't know. It was just, watching it was just game, did not have his coffee. He spoke fluent sarcastic. He just had a fucking attitude, man. It was like, dude. I don't know.

It was just, watching it was just like, this is fucking so stupid. But the, yeah, but I started thinking about it because, you know, there's definitely, Trump, like,

had his mode of operating that, like, politicians were like, oh, I can just be a fucking dick. Yeah. People were like. Yeah, polls well. Yeah, it works well.

People like, it's like authentic if you're a dick or, you know, if you act kind of like bullish, I guess. Yeah, but not like sassy. He was sassy. Not like –

He was sassy, dude. Oh, sorry. You can't go to Thanksgiving this year? People are dying? Dude, literally he was like, oh, yeah, people's business? Well, I would say to that is I feel worse about people dying. Next question. It's like, dude, what the fuck?

But, yeah, man, it goes back to the idea of like, so, you know, we have the news, the news is a for-profit company. So it's like, you know, it's supposed to be giving us, people act like the news, I've talked about this a hundred times, is supposed to be like, you're kind of like, you know, like, all right, let's see what's going, let's like tune into reality. But it's like your information's being kind of distorted by like, what's profitable and not profitable distorted by like what's profitable and not profitable not like what's true if that makes sense yeah and they're i've read this thing about um i think pulitzer was the guy news used to just be like like c-span pulitzer pulitzer yeah yeah if

you want to be a real cunt you say pulitzer not pulitzer i have a pulitzer pulitzer yeah he pull it pulitzer whatever his name is. Pulitzer, dude. News was just like – you know how boring the Wall Street Journal is? It was like – it's just like very cut and dry. Like here's what happened. I don't think I've ever – I've seen it. I've seen – I've tried.

I don't think I've seen words within it. I've seen the Wall Street Journal at the top. I've never seen one word in the Wall Street Journal. Isn't it like the print like – don't they use like five pretty small and i feel like it's boring dude i remember when i worked in an office my neighbor was subscribed to the wall street journal and i would steal it and bring it into my office i'd read one page like this sucks yeah it's so boring but that's how all the news was you like read it to be like all like, all right, today's the day. I want it to go. I want to be a Wall Street Journal guy.

Exactly. And then first paragraph, you're like, what the fuck is that word? You got to read the paragraph three different times. It's just like a front page story about like some small country in the Middle East, like stock market. Someone shorts their mind. You're just like four lines down. You're like, ah, Jesus Christ.

That's so fucking boring. Yeah. I mean, it happens to me every time i try to read yeah you start reading that paragraph and you're like all right there's a country i've never heard of yeah i gotta place it mentally i gotta figure like just that's not even a question if you're doing the math of like what's in that yeah that's as far as i'm concerned that's like you step into a wardrobe and come out into a magical i'm like i don't know what that is it's some guys coming out like i swear to god what the fuck is my drip probably wants to read it i'm just like this will look cool if i bring this in the office yeah i'll look cool if i hold it out and i'm like like damn i gotta read the journal fast checking the stocks but that's how the news was it was just like just really cutting it was just like what was going on within

institutions and uh where were you when you read the wall street? Where I worked in an office, I worked at this real estate place where you would like a real estate office. I would call. Yeah. I would call people who own apartment complexes in Kansas city and be like, Hey, I saw your, your complex there.

Are you guys interested in selling? And they're like, what colors, the colors, the exterior. I'm like, fuck you. Fuck you,

bitch. I'll fucking kill you. Hold on. I like trying to pull up. I was like, you fucking liar. Yeah.. I'll fucking kill you. Hold on, though. I tried to pull up Google. I was like, you fucking liar. Yeah, I would try to call people. And then if they were interested, I'd be like, we're offering $6 million below what you guys would take. And they're like, fuck you, man.

Yeah, it's funny. It's funny both you and I give scam calls problems when they call us. I did the same thing with cars. At this car dealership, I was like the online sales. Were you? So you would call and be like, Hey, you're fucking,

we sold you the car three years ago. You want to fucking another one? Trade that thing in. We'll give you a good deal for it. And they're like, no, fuck off. And then you'd call,

I'd call about warranties and shit. I'd piss me off. I didn't get one. I didn't get one. If they called me, if I, that guy who we bought our car from called me up, it was like,

Hey, I'd like, hey, I'd like, dude, don't ever do that again. That's so fucking annoying. Please stop trying to fuck my financial future up, man. It's crazy.

Stop trying to ruin me. I went, oh, I was decent at selling cars in person. I was okay. But when it comes to like cold calling or never, never got one that way and never got one with the bathtubs. And that was like,

it combined like two years. Cold calling bathtubs And that was like combined like two years. It's cold going bathtubs and stuff. That was like two years. Are you tired of standing up? You could lay down. Well, you get geezers and be like, yo, we'll come install like a chair for you. It just sounds kind of like perverted to be like,

hi, do you guys need a bathtub? Hey, are you naked? You know when you're naked? Hi. I can't cum when I try to jerk off in the bath. You know why? Because of hot water. I have a list of 70-year-olds in the area that I'm calling about bathtubs.

I don't know how I got this list. Yeah, so that's about two years of trying that and 0 for. That means combined I was probably like 0 for like, especially phone calls, I was probably like 0 for 5,000. Dude, I was no better i did i did very poorly on the phone and then they put me on uh they put me on like data entry which i was like you need i have to be in charge of all these little details and i'm like yeah man you gotta put it in absolutely at bartleby's i was like i prefer not to totally refuse this is at my

internship i was like i prefer not to yeah i was like i'm not doing that i'll quit right now and they're like they do they made me stuff envelopes which actually didn't mind oh fuck This was at my internship. I was like, I prefer not to. I was like, I'm not doing that. I'll quit right now. And they're like, they made me stuff envelopes, which I actually didn't mind. Oh, fuck. I forgot about this. Now that you're talking about the internship. So, oh, this is so funny. I'm happy to tell you.

I just remembered. It's making me laugh. So me and Beezer were in Alabama, in Huntsville, and a guy gave us edibles. Usually I don't munch them. Ate some edibles. Rice Krispie treats. Oh, that kid fucking ruled. Kid ruled. Usually I don't munch them. Yeah. Ate some edibles. Rice Krispie treats. Oh, that kid fucking ruled. Man, that's nice. Kid ruled.

So everybody in Huntsville left. There's one kid from, fuck, I forget where he was from. I think it was JC was his name. Hell yeah. He was just out back in a fucking orange Charger. He was waiting for us

when we left the club. Just a wise man bearing gifts. He was. And then he was like, oh man, I'm a huge, like he had full Southern, he was from Bama, but he had a ton of weed to give us and it was like we can't we gotta fly out tomorrow but he gave us this rice crispy treat edible and first off me and bisa got back to the

hotel went to the hotel bar which drinking at a hotel bar is the best it's pretty awesome the most fun thing yeah and the guy kept it open for us like it was supposed to close at 10 we stayed there till like one with this old dude from alabama he's the fucking man yeah uh but then we were eating we got high and i i got into the beezer's just on his fucking phone i got into this television show while you're at the bar you're saying no no no we got back to the room so i'm watching this tv show called the industry yeah It's on, I think, HBO. I was watching it. I was so fucking into it. I was so into it. It's about all these interns working hard to get this job and this finance.

I don't even remember what the fuck it was. I don't know what I was watching. But the main character is this black chick. And I started to get hints of how woke it was. And then at the very end, the closing scene of the episode is this black chick after she's doing well like overlooking the city of London

like in this incredible glass apartment and it's playing like cool music and like while I was watching I was high as fuck and I was like is this gay as fuck?

Like I was like is this gay as fuck? That was sort of when I started to ask because I was so into it and then I was like holy shit is this gay? And then right when

I said to myself is this gay the credits came on like fast it was like, holy shit, is this gay? And then right when I said to myself, is this gay, the credits came on like fast. It was like directed by Lena Dunkels. Dude, how did you get into that? I still didn't scream laughing. I was sitting there like, is this a gay show I've ever seen or did I love this? And then it goes directed by Lena Dunkels.

I was like, oh. And I had been silent the whole episode. And then as soon as directed by Lena Dunkels came on, I was like, oh. And I had been silent the whole episode. And then as soon as Directed by Lena Duncums came on, I was like, ah! And Beezer was like, what? He got scared. He was just looking at playing South Park. He was like, what? What about Duncums?

Oh, man. Oh, that's hilarious, man. And it was genuinely, because I went through the whole episode being like, this shit rules. And the soundtrack. I don't know. It fucking ruled. I think I was just very high. Sure.

But the show could be good. I've seen it once and I loved it. So I'm not backing down. So Lena Duncombe's is it? But then Lena Duncombe's. She's kind of stepping on Trump's toes. A little business show? Yeah.

Lena Duncombe. And then it's directed by Lena Duncombe. And I was like, I'm so fucking gay. Well, dude, it's funny. I was along a very similar line. This might have been almost,'m so fucking gay well dude it's funny because i was um along a very similar line this might have been almost now i would have been the same time because this was during the day i uh i was at the house and this is what i was talking about trying to like get out of my like if i'm being judgmental i tried not to like let it sway me too much so i'm

in the i'm doing the dishes uh britney had for her family they had like a virtual like baby shower so i'm hearing i'm just like listening to a virtual baby shower and i'm like dude i'm fighting i'm just getting just poisonous thoughts listening to this thing and finally i'm like you know i'm trying to like really check in when i hear uh when i hear when i have like a judgmental thought i try to identify like well exactly what was the thought i checked in with myself and it was like this is gay as hell i was scrubbing a dish i'm like this is gay as hell it is like that was i was like trying to like what was the thought i had i was like this is this is gay as hell like this is 100

dude it was funny both of our minds are just youtube comment sections i'm like does this show fucking suck because it's gay yes it's so fucking you just get like 34 mental upvotes well that solves that Yeah Did you actually know That was directed by Lena Duncombs And you're like

Fuck Fuck Shit Dude getting high And watching a Lena Duncombs show I was into it I was like

This show actually Fucking rules Dude I tried to A girl got fucking Sexually She got She was taking a client out Yeah

And they got drunk together And then When they're on the ride home The lady just grabs her By the pussy Whoa The lady grabs her She was taking a client out. Yeah. And they got drunk together. And then when they're on the ride home, the lady just grabs her by the pussy. Whoa, the lady grabs her by the pussy. Yeah, lady on lady. Is this like a reality show or is this like reality? No. They didn't film a sexual assault on a reality show. Were you just watching like the seventh season of Girls?

No, maybe. That's why the seventh season they all get the same corporate job they all get ready to work by powerful women yeah powerful women sexually assault them yeah lena duncombe's like and then i come out and grab the women by their fucking pussy oh no what have i become what i've hated yeah i think that's kind of going to be the point of the show because the girl then ignores the sexual assault and calls her back to make the sale like she's like i don't want to talk to that lady she grabbed me all that she kept that to herself so the female at the end of the episode because they're all interns sure it's like four or five people that are interns oh you know what i started to know it was woke when the two female interns

were talking about the one male intern the girl was like he a whole ass snack i was just like wait a minute is this gay that's where the wheels started turning i was like am i watching something gay right now smack bees like beezer i need you right now yeah it fucking sucks what you and bees are i need my consigliere dude i need to consult with the Beezer being high. I need my consigliere, dude. I need to consult with the Beezer. Oh, fuck. But yeah, I've never felt... It was like a Law & Order fucking... Dunk them.

It was the fucking... It hit so hard. Fuck, man. I've never had a question just answered immediately. Like, while I was looking at the screen, I was like, does this... Oh, that's fucking... That's tough, dude. That is absolutely...

Lean the dunkums. That's tough stuff, man. That would have fucked me up. I just got Dunkum'd. Got Dunkum'd hard. It was good. Dude, that's like MKUltra shit, dude. You're high.

I was MKUltra. You got MKUltra, dude. You're stoned. You're like, something about this. You see that lean at Dunkum, and you're just like, she's actually right. Truthfully, since then, I've started to admire myself in the mirror you should get i should take pictures of myself yeah body positive just force everybody to look at your body britney took a picture i dude oh my god i have to i have to find this and give it to you i'll show this to you britney took a picture of

me last night i was by the bay i'm always naked at nighttime so she was like go go see if you can make my girls she's been waking up every night at like, dude, 12 o'clock, 1130, just fully awake for like three hours. It's fucking nuts. So she was like, go try to put her to sleep. And so we have like a baby monitor. She took a picture of me through the baby monitor. I was naked. I'm just sitting in it because I like put her in the crib and I just sit in the chair.

So I'm next to her. So it was through the baby monitor? So what is it, like night vision? Night vision, dude. It's so fucking funny. You probably look very scary in it. Dude. It's probably like actually a scary photo.

Oh my god, dude. You're leaving dunkles. What the fuck? Why are you dunkling? Because I was naked Thank god I was Holding my bird dude And she just

Snaps a picture of me Grinch bellied out Fucking I have like Grinch body To the max dude Your body doesn't Make sense dude

I've I've seen I've seen you Sure I've seen you dude It's a bad angle dude It's the craziest angle Night vision

Night vision adds Like 30 pounds dude Night vision adds Giant tits, apparently. Show the fucking... Dude, you gotta see this. It's so funny. It's not my true body, dude. It's not my true body.

No, don't show the camera. Why would you show them? I'm Lee to dunk them, dude. True, true. You should post that on your... Give me that. Please. Please let me post that on my Instagram.

No, no, no. Please. It's not an actual representation of my body, dude. You know I don't have fucking tits. It's so funny. I know you don't, but it looks like you have tits in it. It looks like I have fucking Bam Bam, like Mark Henry tits, dude. Oh, man.

Yeah, man. So she man. Yeah, man. So she sends me that, and I was like, fucking pissed. I was like, fuck you. That pissed me off so much. We were already kind of in a tits. So you're just sitting in a rocking chair in your kid's room like that? Yeah. You're terrifying.

Why? That's terrifying. I'm trying to get her to go to bed. You look like the witch from The Vich, dude. You look like The Vich. I do. I do. You look exactly like The Vich. I look exactly from The Vich, dude. You look like The Vich. I do. I do. You look exactly like The Vich.

I look exactly like The Vich. And someone's probably like, Matt, you're like, what? So imagine that. Go to sleep. Imagine me seeing that and being like, people need to see me on HBO. People need to reconcile this. It's like, no, man, you just keep it to yourself. It's like, either you get shredded and get on X-Men, or you just kind of like put on a scarf and you know you're somebody's eccentric yeah just be yeah i don't

know what yeah the i mean dude night vision turns you into a creature dude night vision's actually i've been working hard on my body dude i saw that it was like oh man yeah jesus it must be like a fisheye lens on that or something i should have left my dong uncovered dude i could have got like a fisheye lens on that or something. It's on the Tiddeye. I should have left my dong uncovered, dude. I could have gotten a fat fucking dong shot, dude. Especially, dude, if you had a penis in that, that would be the worst photo of all time.

Let's be real. I did have a penis in that. I was covering it. Let's be real. Damn. Yeah, true. Even naked in the dark, I'll cover a penis. You have to. If I was by myself in a room, I'd still be like, no one sees this.

Somehow. Hopefully there's not a night vision camera I forgot about. Dude. Man. Someone room raiders you and sees your penis? Fuck. That picture is... It's so funny, dude.

That picture. Oh, my God. Especially you have your sleep cap. I was actually... I would... Especially you have, like, your sleep cap on your... I have my mask thing. I usually block all the light out. Dude, that picture fucked me up, dude. I'd be so mad at whoever took that. Let me see it again.

I know this isn't great for the... It's the pixelation made me look like I had titties, dude. It fucking... My belly... I'll take the, dude. It fucking does. My belly. I'll take the belly. The belly's mine. That was, you know, that's just after nighttime eating, dude.

And I'm in a rocking chair, so I'm moving a little. It's the craziest picture. What are you holding? My bird. No, on your other hand. Let me see. Let me see what I'm holding. Oh, maybe nothing.

Maybe it's the bottom of the chair. All right. I'm probably just clutching a blanket, dude. Yo, that picture is so fucking funny, dude. It does. It's like a Dali painting, dude. It looks like I'm melting. It's scary.

Fuck, dude. Dude, that needs to be released to the public. Brittany would be so mad. She gets so mad when risque pictures are released. We can cover your face. I mean, that one too. We can cover the least embarrassing part. No, that would be a good one to release, honestly. That's important for the people to see that picture.

If there's any girls out there, they'd be like, ew. Suddenly I'm the heartthrob of the group. Ew. You know what? Shay's not that bad. There's me mad naked he's like 70 and fat fuck me he's like a fat i might die of covid according to that picture dude speaking of dude you're killing us right now why me and le mer you're gonna kill me common rhino virus already got tested no you didn't my daughter did yeah matt matt the reason we delayed one day was matt had a cold i was like all right we'll see how you feel tomorrow well you were like you all see you

might not be able to test it i'm like dude i'll get tested in two seconds watch i got fucking absolutely dunked on by like you got dunked them by everybody dunk them nine urges dude it was it was so funny because I was like, maybe if I just walk into urgent care and just be like, hey, can I just please have another appointment?

The guy in front of me goes up. He goes, hey, man, I'm so sorry. And I came in. I was like, I'm asking what that guy's basically asking. But so, no? Okay. Cool.

They're just looking at me like, yeah, no. I'm like, hey, man, just a shot. You know, it's worth a shot. I was watching. I got tested last week or two weeks ago when we filmed that sketch and uh good for those fucking for real those nurses dude just sitting there just testing just sitting in an urgent care in center city philadelphia people in your face like come on why not just people coming in like i have it somebody just walk into the register like yeah this lady was rocking like like a tight n95 with like another thing around it the lady i was

it was just a girl it was a workhorse it was workhorse she's not worried about fucking honky irish red hair just a thick irish redhead yeah just munching covid i mean they got those they like survived the bubonic plague, Gene. They're not the shit. Come on, man. That body survived the plague. Hell yeah. The body in that photo?

Who do you think picked up all the body? Oh, this body? Yes. That might be my astral body. That might be the plague. That might have been... If people saw that photo in ancient times, they'd be like, it's a demon. It's a demon. I look like a guy who somehow got

fat in a concentration camp i just have like nine hats this guy's killing it in here damn oh man yeah i like that idea of just an entrepreneur in a concentration camp. Just a Gary Vee in there. A couple people were doing it up. Just a pure Gary Vee in a concentration camp. Like, you need to work harder.

I'm going to outwork everybody here. That's not a great bit. We apologize. We've got a few more days of goofing. Shout out to the Jews, dude. I love the Jews, man. Nice. I love the Jews. That's good. I've. We apologize. We've got a few more days of goofing. Shout out to the Jews, dude. I love the Jews, man. Nice. I love the Jews.

That's good. I've been doing a lot of research. The Jews rule. I've been saying, listen to the old cast. We've been saying, don't, you know. I have. You already said my body was disgusting. Don't make me an anti-Semite.

First of all, we both know. Jews. Jews do rock. They rule. They rock. They rule hard as fuck. Yeah. I only turn, I didn't...

First off, I never... We've talked about this. I don't want to frame this conversation this way. We can just say they rule. No, but I never knew... Cared about Jews. True. Then all of a sudden I moved to the big city

and everybody's got an opinion on Jewish people. Which is strange to me. Up in... I was in New York. Here too. Any city. That's what the Statue of Liberty was originally donated for. For what? The light. It was supposed to let them... No, I'm kidding. It was. That's what the Statue of Liberty was originally donated for. For what?

The light. It was supposed to let them... No, I'm kidding. It was given to us by the French, but... I'm just kidding. I'm Jewish.

Fuck, I forget where I was going with this. Anyway, Jews rock. That's the point. So, dude, I... No, I didn't... My Catholic friend was like,

no, Judaism rules. The Vatican and the Jews are together. I was like, yes. Yeah, dude. I started reading this book on debt. I think he was just very Islamophobic. So shout out to him.

Yeah. I mean, yeah. I've come around on that. He wasn't big on, well, you know, they're popping back up. I'm trying to think of a- They're pissed off about Garfield. Who do I not like? They're pissed off about Garfield again or something.

Somebody Garfielded them dude i mean dude there was a i think the was it pakistan it was some country there were you know it's probably not everybody there but there was a gathering of thousands of people being like kick all the french people out now because of that cartoon so there's enough you know there's a sizable faction there's about there's about as many american nazis as there are in like pakistan islam is bad or whatever just being like nice these motherfucking you got that exactly right i've been reading the i've been nice fucking you know i've been reading three pages of the economist once a week that was pretty good that's where they were they were

protesting like get these fucking they went french dignitaries they're like until you guys stop drawing goofing around and drawing these cartoons, dude. They've been goofing. The French keep goofing around. I don't know why the French keep goofing around. I don't know why. The fuck, dude, it's like. Just let it go.

I mean, it's also like, yeah, I mean, yeah, for sure. It's funny. I mean, obviously the guy's doing it. And like the, what was the name? What was the name of the newspaper? Charlie Hebdo. Charlie Hebdo. Yeah. Obviously, they are in the right.

You know what I mean? They're like, this is crazy. What are you guys doing? Sure. But. It's like. Also. It's like trying to win an argument.

It's trying to like win an argument with like a homeschooled kid. It's like. No, it's like there's a literally. These guys are fucked up, man. There's a retarded guy in the neighborhood. Yes. And you drive by his house every day and you're like look at this picture you fucking hate and just hold it up to him he's like if i ever get out of this cage i'm gonna fucking kill you you're like yeah whatever retard i'm allowed to draw pictures you're just driving by

and then one day bus out dude i mean it's just an unnecessary i mean again i it is ridiculous and it is one of those things where it's like you know they tell the trumpster which you know he could have easily scored political points but i'd be like no you absolutely don't not a big fan of white supremacists but they're like well it's not all of us true and true that's the left's yeah that's the left's brow boys i mean dude cutting someone's head off is a pretty serious act of fucking violence that is of beheading a person. Not even like if you were to murder them, it's like whatever.

Yeah, you're committing like an ancient ritual. Yeah, but yeah, they're fired up. They're starting to fire up right now. And also, you know, I think we're doing a little musical chairs. We're getting the next thing ready. Yeah. Because that was what I was reading too about the news. It was like when...

Oh yeah, once COVID dies out. When Pulitzer was like, it becomes this symbiosis of like, so the news needs catastrophe to constantly get people to start buying, you know, joining the drama. Yeah, it's like watching the local news with a hurricane off of Cuba. Yeah, exactly. All right. Is it going to rain tomorrow?

But the politicians also get to become characters in these stories. They were talking about Reagan, how he did the national debt, and and he's like we've got to bring this national debt down and the news was like reagan's at it again they're in they're in more meetings and all they ever did was increase the national debt the entire time because they tried and they spent so much money on decreasing the national debt that they just increased it but the news never said it like and he's back at it again yeah they just like leave shit out like that i watched uh showtime has a series on the Reagans right now. Somebody DM'd me and was like,

check that out. So shout out to that person. I watched it last night. And Reagan's son's a fucking bitch. Really? Yeah. Ronald Reagan Jr., I think. Never heard of him.

I think he did an atheist commercial. What? Jamie, bring that up for us. He did an atheist? I think he did a television commercial where he was like i'm atheist and i'm tired of fucking hiding it and it's like all right you weirdo knock it off when was this in the 70s no i think he did it like i feel like i saw it recent really ronald reagan jr how old is this boy? Probably late 40s.

Dude. Early 50s. October 15, 2019. Oh, I really just saw it. So he's hiding. He's been in the closet about his atheism until 2019? No, I think now he's just running. I mean, hopefully the fucking guys in Islamabad don't find out about this commercial.

Dude. They're going to be fired up. I'll be right there. I'm not going to cut his head off, but I'll fucking, I'll hit him with a stick. So in this, he's, I don't like that guy. Dude. They're going to be fired up. I'll be right there. I'm not going to cut his head off, but I'll hit him with a stick. I don't like that guy. You can tell he's very woke now, Ronald Reagan Jr. Yeah.

You can tell I think he's very embarrassed of his father. Which, first off, dude, if my dad was Reagan, I'd be like, yeah, suck our dicks. People love him and hate him. I get him mixed up with Nixon, too, a lot. For me, I'm like, yeah. Both of them, I think, were heavy in drug war and shit like that. Reagan. But in this thing, the son's like, he kind of trashes his dad the whole time.

Does he really? In this documentary. It seems like. He talks about him. I mean, maybe he had a very weird relationship. I'm sure he did with his dad. But at one point, Ronald Reagan, I guess, had told him a story about growing up when Ronald Reagan's dad, so this guy's grandpa, was a drinker. And he came back one day, and I guess Ronald Reagan found his dad out in the snow,

passed out and had to carry him in and carry him up the steps around Christmas or something. And then his son was like, and I thought about that when I went to the house. And I was like, there's no way my 11-year-old. Like he literally, on the documentary, he's like, yeah, my dad didn't fucking carry him. He was lying. Damn. It's like, dude, he was 11. I'm sure he like helped him up.

Yeah, dude. Is Ronald Reagan dead? Yeah. Damn, he's lying on a dead man's name too. He's lying on his dead dad's name on a fucking Showtime doc. What a dick. Yeah. Damn, he's lying on a dead man's name, too. He's lying on his dead dad's name on a fucking Showtime doc. What a dick. Yeah. I mean, again, who knows?

You know, maybe his dad was a feeder. That would piss me off if dad was constantly feeding. True. He was nothing but a horse feeder. I mean, he basically was like, yeah, we beat drugs. What else you guys want to do? Yeah, dude, drugs are done. Anyway.

Yeah. But, yeah, that's fucking shitty. I got fired up last night. I was watching Reagan. I watched a fucking thing on the J. Turn it off. Turn off Duncum's. You need to wash that Duncum's out of your mouth.

I had to wash Duncum's. You must have watched a Ronald Reagan documentary. First of all, I think the industry is good. I saw it once when I was drunk and high. I was leaning Duncum's. And it was good until the very end. Then you're going to be pissed when you see that directed by. She should hide her name.

She should have kept it out. Or she should just go by Lena Duncum's, dude. Lena Duncum's? Lena Duncum's. Oh, man, did Lena Duncum's ever hire you? Oh, yeah. Then weren't you going to get hired by Lena Duncum's? Also, YouTube comments, get ready.

He's about to talk. Yeah, I got hired by a 17-year-oldans oh you did get hired yeah but like the show okay good i was gonna say if it got picked up you should stop doing this because our fans hate you and we'll ruin that show you got a million seth simons dude i got one you got fucking 1 000000 Seth Simons. Yeah, they are going to ruin your career at any moment. That's all right. It'll be all right. Apparently.

The show just feels so derailed now that LeMaire talked. I know. It's fucking ruined. It's almost like the whole show is fucking ruined. We should just leave, honestly. I don't know. No, this fucking ruled. I watched.

I never read it. I heard it was good. Crossfire about JFK. Good. There's this dude. I watched, I never read it. I heard it was good, Crossfire, about JFK. Good. There's this dude, I got to get his name correct. Jamie, we bring that up, Crossfire, JFK. We're going to get the TV in here soon. Yeah, it'll be good. This guy is hilarious.

He's got, so it's an Amazon documentary. It's about his book. The author just sits there and explains to you his book. Swag. But he like, he's in a cowboy hat. He just sits at a computer, camera's on him.. Swag. But he's in a cowboy hat. He just sits at a computer. Camera's on him. He sits at it.

He's like, and this? He's like, do you think this happened? Oh. It's so good. So he wrote a book on the JFK assassination. Yeah, that's considered great. So he's really. Crossfire is the book on the jfk assassination well apparently

they took a poll back then or at least it was well they took a poll i'm sure it's been after that happened dude well apparently back when he got assassinated there was like a minority of people believe that like it was actually carried out the way they said it was like nobody really believed that they were like get the fuck out of here yeah there was there were pieces of evidence in this that were just like whoa yeah whoa they weren't even i saw shit before saying woody harrelson's dad was there i heard that i heard uh ted cruz ted cruz was ted cruz's dad what fucking trump said that like during the campaign trump's like i'm pretty sure ted cruz's dad killed kennedy anyway he's like now i don't know if that's true. I heard that.

Trump and his boys with, you know who? Robert. One of them. JFK Jr. Mob. Yeah. His boys with the mob. The mob was in that.

I think it was kind of well known that his family was mobbed up. And the mob were like, oh, we got our guy in. And for some reason, him and his brother were like, fuck the mob. And just went against them. And they were like. There was. It's Mars, right? The guy's name is Mars.

M-A-R-R-S. Yeah. Jim Mars. Jim Mars. The guy fucking rules. He's dead now. just went against them and they're like there was it's mars right the guy's name is marrs yeah jim mars jim mars guy fucking rules he's dead now i think he taught like ufo classes at texas damn dude i mean dude but his jfk shit like this guy was obsessed with and he was from there he was from dallas like he the documentary opens with him like on stage at one of jack ruby's clubs you know jack ruby shot lee harvey oswald he was just this maniac this like guy who owned a strip club it was like he can't believe he killed my president just shot him before he got to testify like oh yeah super suspicious there was there was stuff like i mean that's like crazed fanatic on crazed fanatic like they're just like eating each other like everything's gone there's some

ones i'm gonna misremember them and fuck it up. But there was one where the police officer from Dallas was in the car with FBI or military police. And they were leaving the hospital, going back to the scene or whatever. And the FBI agent, I guess, had given him enough information that when he got back, he wrote a list of employees at the book depository. And the top one was Harvey Lee Oswald. He got it backwards. But he wrote an address. He got the wrong address, 603.

He wrote down the wrong address on his list of where these people are from. But that was a house that Lee Harvey Oswald had lived at. So the guy who just gave him the information gave him an old record of Lee Harvey Oswald, he didn't get it from the book depository. He got it from the military. And then, I don't know, they cross-referenced it. It was just wild. Yeah, man.

They're like, this just proves the military, the government handed this information to them. I fucked this up. Didn't someone else get shot down there too? Yeah, the guy. There was a cop that got blasted as well? A cop got shot. There was a guy directly, I think a cop got blasted as well? Cop got shot. There was a guy directly...

I think a cop got shot. I think a cop got murdered. There was a guy directly in front of JFK that got hit. But that was the magic bullet. It went through JFK's back, didn't touch bone, and then redirected in JFK

to come out of his neck. It is so wild. This bullet happened to have eyes and teeth on it too? Yeah. It's insane. And even the magic bullet theory. So I guess the backseat was a little elevated in this car,

so they tried to recreate it. And then even in the picture, the guy's like, you can see the place where it's supposed to enter JFK's back, and the guy's like, up to Europe. It's fucking crazy. It's crazy. I think it was Gerald Ford, dude. Gerald Ford was in on it. Hoover. All of them. Yeah. Bunch of punks. It's fucking crazy. It's crazy. I think it was Gerald Ford, dude. Gerald Ford was in on it.

Hoover. All of them. Yeah. Bunch of punks. J. Edgar Hoover. I don't think I've ever heard of a guy get a worse rap. As time goes on. That guy gets crushed, dude.

As time goes on, it turns out that guy stunk. He was Lena Stinkhams, dude. Dude, he was, man. He was big time Stinkhams. He was a weirdo, dude. He was a weirdo. I think he was gay. I think he fucking killed every...

He was a sex pervert, dude. He killed every civil rights activist. He was Andrew Cunanan, dude. He was a weirdo, dude. He was a weirdo. I think he was gay. I think he fucking killed every... He was a sex pervert, dude. He killed every civil rights activist. He was Andrew Cunanan, dude. He was. Dude, first of all, shout out to the actor who played Andrew Cunanan. Apparently he's in Glee as well. Yeah, you like that guy.

He's fantastic. He plays a gay guy in Glee. He plays a gay psychopath in the Andrew Cunanan thing, the Versace. Yeah. Dude's straight, not gay. Whoa.

He came out and he goes like, dude, he just crushed gay roles. I swore this guy was gay. Whoa. He came out and he goes like, dude, he like just crushed gay roles. I swore this guy was gay. Well, then the gay people need to take umbrage with this. That's why I think he kind of like, he's so nasty, dude. You can't stop him. But he's so gay. He's so gay, dude.

I mean, dude, Matt Damon, amateur hour, trying to be as gay as this guy. Nah, dude. He apparently came in, he's like, no more gay roles. This guy wanted to act so bad. They're like, here's what we got. Gay psychopath murderer. He was like. I knocked Glee out of the park.

Yeah, fuck it. The Glee one's gentle. The fucking. He's just like straddling 65-year-olds and like stuffing his fingers in their mouth. It's fucking. And then dancing around. Yeah. Kind of sexually.

Yeah, dude. I don't like that. That fired me up. I got mad. Dude, that show fucking ruled. I had no idea. I just thought it was good. You know the rapper Shine?

He's in his one song, Andrew Cunananass. Yeah, he calls people Andrew Cunananasses. I'd listen to that song obviously years before I saw the show or knew who Andrew Cunananass was. Shine called other men Andrew Cunananass. Gay we were pissed about Cunanan. Sean called other men Andrew Cunanan-ass. Gay murderers, dude? Duncans. Really? Yeah, I was, like, pumped on that, dude.

I saw him first in the Cunanan, and then I was like, dude, what the fuck? Because Brittany's watching Glee right now. I'm like, Cunanan? He's like, that's, like, the thing he was from. I was like, damn. Bro, don't get me off the JFK. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

There's nothing else. I have no more information. No, yeah, it's super strange. You do need to know. JFK, something was up there. That's what I got out of it. I think Don DeLillo wrote a book called Libra. I believe.

It's just all about JFK stuff. No, dude, he's got nothing on Mars. He literally sits there in a cowboy hat, southern accent, and he's just like, and you expect us to believe this? I mean, dude. That's the documentary. That's the dream, just going up a gravel driveway, lifting one of those heavy horse fences and pulling my pickup truck into a house with a couple dogs running around.

Filming Amazon Doc. Just going right on the computer and be like, the government's lying to all of you. That's all I'm going for, dude. I just want to get it. This guy. Come on, man. Or just teach alien classes, dude. I always was like, how the fuck lying to all of you. That's all I'm going for, dude. I just want to get... Yeah, this guy... He's like, come on, man. Or just teach alien classes, dude. I always was like, how the fuck do you start to teach alien classes? He got...

This guy's in, dude. He was a journalist, I think, in Dallas at the time. Like, this guy, he was all over it. Dude, at... So they didn't... He just keeps showing you Texas, the Dallas police records. First off, the FBI took all the evidence right away. Yeah.

So, crazy. First off, the FBI took all the evidence right away. Yeah. So, crazy. Of course, yeah. But they, like, at first, Dallas fingerprinted the guns. Nothing. They did the test to find gunpowder on your hands and face. Nothing. Awfully Harvey Oswald. Nothing.

Including his face, which would have been covered with it. In order to get those three shots off that quick, he would have had to just keep his face on the rifle yeah he wouldn't have had time to bring it down trust me i mean this is mars that's mars this is mars talking he's like you can't bring it down the guy with the southern accent tells me anything about guns i'm like facts yes sir facts yes sir uh but then they this guy who was the funeral director for Lee Harvey Oswald. First off, the mom claimed she didn't know who was in that casket. She was like, that's a body double. There's rumors there, too.

Lee Harvey Oswald was, yeah, some rumors. Mars told me about him. But the guy who worked at the funeral home said the FBI came in and just put, because three days later or four four days later then they got fingerprints off the gun. The FBI got the fingerprints. Dallas was like there's no fingerprints on this.

They said they went to his funeral or to the funeral home got his casket put his hand on the gun. He was the guy who did the funeral was like I had to scrub

the ink off of his hands from the fingerprint. Damn. Crazy. Although I don't know why they'd use ink. Yeah whatever. I think it's to get the fingerprinting damn crazy although i don't know why they'd use ink yeah whatever i think it's i think yeah to get the fingerprint not to put it on yeah we got it it's gotta be funny dude to be in journalism i think i just debunked mars dude what just debunked them easy you expect me to believe that yeah you think we're gonna believe this

and it's like an old documentary, so it's like shitty transitions. It's very funny. I'm just laughing about journalism school. They're like, oh, what's Bob up to? He went into aliens. He got into aliens. It happens, man. For some reason.

You start researching shit, and you're just like, wait a second, what? And you're just in New Mexico just being like, look, hear me out here. They were out there. Apparently, they claimed aliens, and the government was like yeah aliens yeah nobody gave a fuck oh yeah the government

released aliens this year nobody everyone's like yeah dude the drummer from Blink-182 told us dude we know we watch rogues dude we all watch rogues

you're not telling us anything new of course dude yeah but yeah man the uh the book that I was going through is

this is why you know well it's not why but it's like he starts talking about the guy starts talking about debt and you know so naturally start going to like money lending and all this stuff and you know i'm reading the book but i'm watching a million interviews and uh the guy was saying how historically jews would like so you would go no no the guy's a jew the guy guy's a Jew. The guy's a Jew. He hates the term self-loathing Jews, by the way. He's like, this is fucking bullshit.

But he was saying that a lot of times, like in medieval Europe, you know, you would have like these dukes, these like European dukes, and they would like, Jews would come in. They'd tell the Jews, like, you guys can't work. Like, no jobs for you. And they would tell like the peasantry and be like, fuck these Jews. Am I right? And they'd be like, yeah, fuck those Jews. Like, we're not going to let them work. And the peasantry and be like fuck these jews am i right and they'd be like yeah fuck those jews like we're not gonna let them work and the peasantry like yo you fucking rule duke so then you would go like hey jews how you going how you doing like

pretty fucking bad you won't let us work and he's like all right i'm gonna let you lend money for me so the duke would set them up as money lenders and be like all right you can lend money here here's the interest rates and then when the when the when the jay started making a lot of money the duke would be like damn these guys are killing it. And they'd be like, hey, guys, don't these Jews suck in that past year? And they'd be like, yeah. And they'd be like, I'm getting them out of here. And the Duke would just take all the money that they collected and be like, get the fuck out of here. So that would happen to them constantly as they moved around.

They'd be like, come on, man. Yeah. So it was pretty funny. That is interesting. Pretty funny. I actually also adds up with I watched this thing up by Thomas Sowell. It was a brief history of the Jews. very similar thing they get we like wander in somewhere and but they they went ham around like the babylonian period like they were a motherfucker

i mean you know this is like yeah fifth century whatever um but they were talking about how you know they were doing their thing and they got conquered so many times wait david david right like solomon and david there was dav versus Goliath. David was a Jew? David was a Jew. And he tricked Goliath. I think, was Goliath not a Jew? Goliath was not a Jew. I thought he was a bear Jew.

I thought he was a bear Jew. I thought he was like Michael Rapaport's great, great, great, great, great grandfather. Goliath was just like 5'9", 160. Definitely. No, there's some brawny fucking J's. There's a couple. Sandler? Fucking, I know some brawny fucking J's. There's a couple. Sandler? Fucking, I know a brawny, I know a big bear J, dude.

Who? Fucking, he's an entrepreneur, dude. Fucking Andrew. Who? You wouldn't, fucking the guy who owns McGoobies, dude. You wouldn't want to get your bitch on. Oh, true. He's a big rascal. I was texting him last night.

That's crazy. He's a big rascal. I texted him last night. Yeah, that guy's a fucking. While watching JFK, I was texting Andrew. I was just like, how you doing, bro? How is he doing? He's doing all right.

He always is very funny. If you're talking about self-loathing Jays not being a real thing, that guy is the best. You could text him and be like, how you doing? He'd be like, are you doing good? He'd be like, define good. He'd be like, yes, dude. Tell me. Tell me what's wrong.

But he was – this guy got into – the whole book is called Debt. It's a 5 000 year history and you know warning the dude the guy who wrote it david or yeah david graber he's an anarchist but he's he's like this guy was like getting about to get like uh tenure at fucking yale or so he's smart as fuck he's not like you know like a dunce but he um he wrote this book about like debt and how the idea of debt don't some he's not done some at all a lot of times you're anarchist and you're like oh this guy some guy like that hangs in the mall and it's like yeah this guy's super fucking smart yeah so he wrote it was gonna trash who basement

our old apartment so the uh so he did this book where the question he was just he was at it he was at a little like cocktail party thing. And, uh, he was hanging with his priest, which is really, this guy has like the funniest group of friends. He's like,

I was with this priest hanging out. It's really annoying. Cause this guy would introduce me as an anarchist, which would like, I, you know, I'm in polite society and everyone's kind of already judging me a little. That's funny.

That's how I introduce all my friends. I'm like, Oh, this is Jimmy. He's a fucking communist. That's right away. That's what the priest was doing to him. So he's at the priest and he's like,

no, no, you'll like this person. This person does like, uh does like uh they're like a what the fuck did you say they do like legal activism he's like you guys because he like did a lot of the occupy wall street shit like you guys will get along so this guy had just been in madagascar the author of the book and he was explaining to this lady he was like i was in madagascar for two years trying to negotiate with the imf to be like stop fucking like just forgive these guys loans you loan the money because apparently these big centralized banks got like a huge tide of oil money like came out of the middle east and so they got like flooded

with all this money and they were like well fuck we have to lend this to someone yeah they just destroyed africa through that yeah they're like it's fucking pointless so they're like they would they would like either ask the current guy like hey you guys should take a loan to fix shit and they'd be like no and they're like all right we'll put another it's like what uh what china did with the which way china's doing it right now they like lend lended a ton of money to all these like port cities yeah and then they're like if you can't pay it back by this date we own the port basically and so it's just china just building ports that's that's what that's what they did but they were also just like they just wanted to get some interest on this money so they would give a loan this guy was telling this lady i was just a madagascar it's

a fucking mess like they they gave the loan to these people they paid it back it wasn't even like they took it out it was like like a dictator will be okay and put most of it in a swiss bank account then there's people who are like we have to pay this money back blah blah so what happened was the government started they had this like, like, program where, like, they would vaccinate people or some kind of thing. Uh-oh. No, no. It was like – You got Jews and vaccines in this?

It was mosquito control. No, it was good. It was mosquito control. It was mosquito – there was no Jews. Well, maybe. I don't know who works at the IMF. But the – I don't know what I'm saying. There could have been a couple.

But the thing that – so they were doing this mosquito program where, like, they did it every so many years and it would, like, inoculateoculate people versus like the horrible diseases from mosquitoes, which actually you'd have a better chance of dying from mosquito stuff than like a bunch of other stuff you think about. But. For sure. But the, so dude, like because they like made them, they're like, look, you guys, you guys are slow on your loans. It's a good Snapple fact. I know. You actually have a good chance of dying from mosquito stuff than other stuff. Anyway.

Just saying. have a good chance of dying from mosquito stuff than other stuff just saying so that the uh couldn't afford to pay back these loans that you know the people didn't even take out uh so this guy's explaining this whole thing to lady he's like just as soon as i got down there like literally 5 000 children died due to mosquito related deaths that would have been preventable if these people had just been like all right just fuck this fucking you guys have paid us back this loan like seven times already. We're just crushing you in interest. Here's the mischief.

Like, dude, like 5,000 kids died. Oh, like, I think like 15, like 10,000 adults died, 5,000 children died.

And he was down there like trying to negotiate a settlement being like, dude, this is fucking crazy. Like you're fucking these people. Stop malaria. Or what do they get?

Some, it was some kind of thing for, it was something fucked up. So he's explaining this to this lady, this long drawn out scenario. And she was like, well, they borrowed the money they have to pay their debts and so his whole idea the book's looking into like where does the moral obligation from like debt come from and how far does it go back and he goes all the way you know all the way

back to like the sanskrit word for debt is also the same for sin and the aramaic word for debt is also the same as sin so like it's, it's kind of, like, built into, like, our whole morality systems. But there was one thing – well, there was a couple. But you know why, like, our credit cards get, like, erased every seven years? That's the Jubilee. That comes from, like, ancient, like, Hebrew law. So what happened was, you know, the Hebrews were doing their thing. Wait, what?

The Jubilee, every seven years, your debt gets kind of forgiven. If you have a credit card, and every seven years, it kind of just goes away. I've never had a credit card ever. I cashed in hard. My mom told me this when I was young, so I was like, sweet. So yeah, I just lit up a credit card when I was 21, and I got seven years. Dude, I don't need credit for seven years. Yeah.

So yeah, there's a thing. I think if you're bankrupt, too, there's a certain thing. After seven years, the bankruptcy kind of wipes. There's something kind of to it. But where that comes from. Jubilee. It's the Jubilee year. We have a Jubilee day in Mechanicsburg.

What is that? What do you guys do? It's just a large fair in Mechanicsburg. We celebrate. So what would happen was, so back in the day, you know, so the Hebrews are doing their thing, and then, you know, they were like the Babylonians and Persians would come fuck them up. So the one guy used to be Kangs.

He was a Jewish dude. He was a cupbearer for this Persian guy. And he was like, dude, let me go run. Please let me go run fucking, you know, the whole. Let me go back and like set the temple back up. And he got this idea, I think, from the Babylonians where like, you know, she'd be like the Babylonian ruler be doing the thing. And like, you know, you'd owe me money, blah owe me money blah blah and then a new rule would come in and just be like all right debts are all clear like but that guy owes me money he's like that was

under that other king that's all bullshit yeah restart they would do resets constantly like this so the jays went back to the you know jays he's like yo we gotta stop crushing each other with this bullshit man they're like let's just do every seven years of fucking resets and you know you know so that comes from like an, an ancient practice, which is pretty crazy. Yeah, dude, the book's fascinating, dude. It's full of shit like that. Dude, the, because, like, they also talked about how money would become invented. And, like, you know, you're just, like, some dude showing in, like, the Yucatan, somewhere, like, a long time ago.

And some guy just rolls up and, like, shows you a coin. He was like, check this out. And you're like, what the fuck is that? And he's like, it's money. He's like, I'm cool. I got a farm. I don't, I don't really. He's like, no, no, you need to bring me, like, a thousand of these And I'm like, what the fuck is that? And he's like, it's money. He's like, I'm cool. I got a farm. I don't, I don't really, he's like,

no, no, you need to bring me like a thousand of these every year or we'll just take your shit. Some people will be like, well, the fuck am I supposed to get that stuff? So they just introduce money

and then level the tax. And like, well, if you join the military, we'll give you, it just happens to give you, give you a thousand bucks to do this. So they go into how like,

you just go into a place, issue money, tax people, and it forces people to do certain activities to get like, to bring stuff. That's why I hate the Federal Reserve, dude. Dude.

That's why me and JFK hate the Federal Reserve. I mean, careful, bro. True. I might shoot you. True. You are a Catholic, dude. The Catholics control the fucking Federal Reserve. Do they?

Very possible. Finian, dude. There's a Finian fucking conspiracy. Really? There's a Finian cabal. Is it really? Yeah. You didn't know that?

No. Fucking Catholics control the Federal Reserve. Possibly. I think that's true. There's a Finian conspiracy. I think it's Finian. I think I'm saying it's true. Finian is a great word, dude.

Finian, dude. I'm glad. Yeah, I'm going to say that all the time now. Yep. So when Catholics up to no good, they're Finians? Yeah. Is that where the term Finna comes from? I don't know.

I just know that there's like chants in soccer games between like Rangers and Celtic about like Finian blood being spilled. Damn. Yeah, dude. But. Dude, that book is fantastic, man. JFK tried to shut down the Fed. What happened?

Yeah. Abraham Lincoln was a little bit against it. David Graeber died this year. What happened to that boy? The guy who wrote that book died this year Internal bleeding From getting gut punched by a Finian One of those fucking money hungry Catholics

Catholic gut punched him to death He's like hey you're touching me money Enough of this nonsense about pussy And now we got Biden in there What do you think is going to happen with the Federal Reserve Catholics linking up Money, boy pussy The two things Catholics love now we got Biden in there what do you think is going to happen with the Federal Reserve Catholics linking up money boy pussy

the two things Catholics love directed by Lena Duncombe that'd be good money and boy pussy and then directed by Lena Duncombe that's a good episode where are we at time wise 54

god I wish you would pay attention what are you doing over there? I looked over. Looked over what? I looked over at the time. Look at the, do me a favor, Google Catholic Federal Reserve. Yeah, check that out. Tell me what's going on there.

Dude, there was also. See if the Catholics really control the Federal Reserve like I think they do. There was this thing in the book. He goes into other. Please let us be the ones controlling the money. That'd be awesome, dude. That'd be so sick. Then I'll be so offended if any of you ever talk about it.

Like, how dare you? That's. It's a Catholic conspiracy. It is, dude. Big time. I mean, they have their own concept. Clear your throat, guy with COVID. You have it.

I don't have it. I have a rhinovirus, dude. You better have a rhinovirus. This is clearly just COVID. No, it's not. Look, if this is just a full episode where Matt definitely gives me COVID and me and the mayor both die from being fat, you have to release the photo. That has to be.

I will. That photo promised me that will be my funeral card. Oh, for sure. 100%. It'll be like an angel holding the picture and it's just you in that. It's like we're here to celebrate the life. What is it, boys?

Did you crack the Finian conspiracy? The president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphia, Catholic. God damn it. Of Philly, Catholic. How about the Federal Reserve overall? What do they all do? Just look up the Federal Reserve.

Federal Reserve Catholic. Google it. Yeah, for real, dude. He did. The Catholics. Patrick T. Harker. Patty. Old Patty Harker.

Control it, no fucking monies. Patty Harker. That's why he's shutting down all the wah-wahs. The Catholics are shutting them down. The Catholic Church has a lot of gold ingots stored with the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank. We're breaking this conspiracy right now. We're going to get killed, dude. Do you think the Catholics are going to get us?

Yeah, dude. Probably. They're going to get us. They're going to get us. We're either going to get our heads chopped off by, you know, fanaticists from Islamabad. Catholics, dude. Catholics are the last one do you want to bother dude it's gonna be like our life's gonna turn into an episode of his dark materials dude

what's that just like they get persecuted by like the religious fanatics pretty good dude the uh there was another thing too from that book about how you know a lot of times there just wouldn't be enough money to go around that they're like you know we're not there was like physical coins so what they would do is take like say you know i gave you like you know three pigs and you owed me you know three pigs or whatever you we would take we would rip a little branch off of a little tree like a twig and i would i'd hit like three marks on the one end three marks on the other end break it in half that um that you would call the end with the thing that's owed to it the stock and the thing that you have would be called the stub. That's where stockholder ticket stub came from.

Wow. They rip the thing, give you the other half. That's where the stub came from. That was like back in the day. And you'd have all these stubs. I'm like, yeah, this is this guy. He owes me this. And you could trade it to him.

That's as good as three pigs. But the whole premise of the book, too. A couple IOUs for some pigs. They talk about that. And they also say that the idea of – they say – What do you think of wiping out college debt? Yeah, we'd be fine. Sick?

You agree with it? Absolutely. Tight? I think we could wipe out – I mean, that's the point. It's like you could totally wipe it out and like – I think we're on like a pure – the other thing too, people are like, we need to go back to the gold standard. We need to – I've heard people like, money's not even attached to anything. And the movie Wizard of Oz was actually about how that caused problems

because money would be limited in supply. So they would trick farmers into – Wizard of Oz is all about how they were fucking Kansas farmers over and then giving them loans they couldn't repay and then stealing their farms. So the scarecrow was a farmer who was too dumb to not walk into a stupid loan. The tin man was the industrial class who didn't have like the heart to like, you know, help. Or like he didn't have the whatever the fuck he didn't have.

His was hard. Yeah, it was hard. He like didn't have a heart to like, you know, whatever. Wait, what was the Lions then? Courage. Yeah, but what was the Lions? Lions was the political class, like the elite, who like just sat there and just kind of watched it.

And it's like, you know, again, Wizard of Oz, Ounce, because the guy who, there was a guy who was running. Oun was running ounces of gold who wanted to run uh silver standard too so like they could increase the money supply then the government was like how about we just issue debt and call that money everyone's like okay whatever we don't know that sounds good i like it but yeah dude it goes into like adam smith's theories and how we're like oh money just came out of barter and how they were basically like this guy's an anthropologist he's like we have never seen any society because of the old invisible hand dude well they were basically like, this guy's an anthropologist. He's like, we have never seen any society that much. Because of the old invisible hand. Dude, well, they were talking about it.

I know words. Yeah, exactly. So he was saying there's never. That's what people should call the stranger. You know, when you sit on your hand. The invisible hand? When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep and you jerk off with it. Well, do you want to talk about something hot?

That's what we call an old Adam Smith. The invisible hand? The invisible hand controlling the market. Dude, this guy starts talking about different methods of trading. That was a dud. That was good. Nah, it stunk. I'm fucking a hack.

I'm just excited to talk about the Xamalog exchange, dude. just i'm struggling go ahead no dude you're killing it wait come on dude no you have covid you idiot i'm risking my life for this episode don't give this a salt lamp dude it'll purify itself dude there's this so this guy's like going into like trying to he's basically saying like you know i'm an anthropologist and you know none of us can find societies where people who live together live on barter. Like, hey, I got three pigs. How about you trade me this? Just Rondi Dangerfield?

Yeah. I got three pigs. He's like, it's kind of a myth. He's like, you know, sometimes people will barter, but it's usually after they've been exposed to money. You know, it's not something – like barter doesn't predate money. So according to this guy. But it has to. No, he said people – it was just on credit sharing

but it's different though because that was a whole other thing too it's like the the idea of you know again this guy i'm gonna butcher what the fuck he's talking about but he um he was saying how like people were like well you know the native americans were they they'd have a guy in their village who was good at this and they just had long houses where they just like you need shoes like lady go get this they just kept all their shit in the house and like yeah so people didn't barter within communities but they would they would barter with like enemies and people they weren't really like like strangers so this one society he was studying i think it was somewhere in brazil but it was called the zamalog exchange

so you would grow so you live in this area and like it was just taboo like you couldn't bone anyone from this other area ever. Like, it was just off limits. Weren't allowed to do it. Weren't allowed to do anything with them. Yeah. But, like, once a year, you guys would get, like – you know, say, like, you guys made, like, some sick-ass spears. They had – maybe somehow they got some European linens or something.

They'd be like, all right, we're going to meet for the Zammalag Exchange, where you would go. And then, like, say, like, you, me, fucking Nolan LeMaire, we would all get on stage and, like, start, like, playing, like, instruments. And then, like, other dudes' wives would come. Say they had the cloths. They would start whipping our birds with the cloths while we played songs. And you'd finish up and they would take you in the bushes and you would just bone this guy's fucking wife. And then it would keep going and going until everyone's wife boned. And then the next people would come up and then the dudes would come up with spears.

Wait, what are you talking about? This is how this guy was talking about how they're like, oh, these systems just barter. If you're like a little hunter-gatherer village in Brazil. I can really hear the COVID in you now. It's a cough drop, dude. He's like, if you're like a hunter-gatherer village in Brazil. No, I can't go to Thanksgiving. Yes, you can.

If I get a cold, even if I get a cold. I'll have a test tomorrow. I'll have test results tomorrow. Okay. You won't get this rhinovirus. If I get a cold. Don't act like I didn't tell you. I'd do a Zoom.

You did tell me. I didn't know it was this bad. It's not bad. You're barely alive, dude. You're going to be on a ventilator at the end of this episode. You know I won't let them put me on one, dude. You know that. You better not.

I won't. What if they're like, you absolutely need to be on one? I'll be like, okay, help. I'm not going on that thing, dude. First of all, dude. I might get on a ventilator regardless. My diaphragmatic lead is ridiculous. That didn't sound great. Well, I didn't want to go full. I didn't want on that thing, dude. First of all, dude. I might get on a ventilator regardless. My diaphragmatic lead is ridiculous. That didn't sound great.

Well, I didn't want to go full. I didn't want to give you a full one. It would disturb people at home, dude. First of all, dude, I go in the hospital. I'm on my grounding mat the entire time. The doctor's been, we've never seen anything like this, dude. This guy's neutrons are through the roof. Pure menthol regolos, dude.

They're like, dude, what the fuck? I'm on vitamin D. Come on, dude. Don't, don't, come on. Come on. Let me tell you about this analog exchange, dude. They're like, dude, what the fuck? I'm on vitamin D. Come on, dude. Don't, don't, come on. Come on. Let me tell you about the Zammalog exchange. So we're playing instruments. We're fucking people's wives.

They're towel whipping on dicks. Yeah, like you get the gifts and you just like, you know, whip people's boners. Everyone's like, dude, this fucking rules. So then, you know, you go and guys are like pushing their wives. Like, go fuck that guy. Go fuck that guy. For what? It's just like, it's like a ceremony of trade.

This is kind of like, they don't really ever trade. They just like have shit they need. So what's the fucking? Just for fun? Well, it's just kind of like, you know, because the whole thing, this is what the guy's saying, trades kind of surround it with kind of like this risky energy where it's like if you get fucked on a trade, then you want to go in that village and fuck everybody up. But if everyone just fucked each other's wives, everyone's like, whatever, man.

True. It kind of takes the edge off. That was the whole point. It takes the whole edge off off the situation so you're in this like it's a life or death for these guys it's like you know if somebody gets bucked or pissed like there's no one stopping them from murdering everybody's tribe yeah so everyone's like these spears fucking blow and someone's like fuck you it's like now everyone's fighting to the death so that's why like you got to have people boning everyone's cum's got to be out of them so that was the whole thing it was like they would You need logic. You need logic in the trade.

Everybody needs to become drained. For sure. I mean, it's pretty, and dude, how fucking fun does that sound? To be honest. You go up there,

you're playing guitar, someone's whipping your bird into the towel. Yeah, and then your wife gets tagged by some dude. You're tagging some dude's wife. It's even exchange.

What if it's not an even exchange? What if you have bae? What if somebody's dating a Duncums? I mean, dude. If you get matched up with a Duncums, who's bushy. I'm pretty sure the T's so high. Just a stank Duncums if somebody's dating a dunkums? I mean, dude. If you get matched up with a dunkums who's bushy. I'm pretty sure the T's so high. Just a stank dunkums.

A stank dunkums. Then a fight could break out, dude. You could be like, I don't want your dunkums. Dunkum, no dunkums. Dunkum deal. Although I think you're just so horny, dude. You're just like, sweet. I'd tag up a dunkums behind a bush.

And she's been whipping your bird with a towel in front of everybody. That'll turn anyone into an absolute object of desire. And just a bushed up Duncum's. She'd be so hairy and dunked out. Hold on. I got to break this for one second. Yeah. A moment ago.

I looked like we had live. We had news on Catholicism. It looked like the two stoners had cracked the case for a second. Okay, so. Pardon me. It's inherent vice. This is breaking news. Did you ever see inherent vice?

Currently, the president of the Federal Reserve, Jerome Powell, an Irish Catholic man, went to the Catholic University of America in D.C. Obama's pick for the Federal Reserve, a Jew. Ah! They had to break it up. Yeah, they had to break up the Catholic Party. But there's a full Catholic Party right now. Really?

Well, yeah. I like it. And then we got that Catholic fucking lady in the Supreme Court. We got a Catholic president. It's time, dude. Kavanaugh, depending on how you feel about him. Kavanaugh. Is he Catholic? Pretty sure. That's a Catholic-sounding name. He's time, dude. Kavanaugh, depending on how you feel about him. Kavanaugh. Is he Catholic?

Pretty sure. That's the Catholic. He's a rapist. That's that again. That's what they talk about. I solidified him. That's what they talked about too. How like now with the way the news works,

like they'll just like fully launch a story against you because once you, once a story hits the news, whether it's true or not, of course you're totally discredit. I mean, yeah, of course you hear about this. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Of course. You hear about this?

Yeah. Have you heard? Yeah. Are you still not able to get work? Yeah. Yeah, man. But yeah, dude, it's a... I haven't... I'm sorry.

Go ahead. Please, please, please. I'm literally looking at the two, the stoners, literally pointing at the computer screen and both of them going... Jesus Christ. What did you crack a case on there? You fucking idiots. Kavanaugh's a Catholic.

Wow. I told you he was, man. Yeah, you're right. I mean, that's a very Catholic name. I can tell looking at it. I can tell by how upset he got for being fucking slurred on national TV. Slur me on this. I mean, dude, imagine doing all, like, you go to fucking Duke,

you're like, oh, yes, yeah, that fellowship. Classic rape school. Did he go to Duke? I don't know where he went. They all got falsely accused of rape, too. The Duke lacrosse team. I mean, dude, it's like, well, that's the one thing I was reading. They were talking about that, how, like, they, like, tried to nail Kavanaugh on some rape stuff.

They looked at him, and everyone was like, this is not. Yeah, like, this is weird. It doesn't hold up at all. It doesn't matter. We already said it. And, well, they were like, okay like okay well whether it's true or not like he spazzed and we called him a rapist on national television so i don't think he's stable it's just like dude that's what to me it's like that's a reassuring sign to see somebody freak the fuck out dude forget who it was i think we talked about before there was a guy there was a republican

senator who gave a speech at that hearing that was actually pretty sick. Was it Lindsey Graham? I don't know if it was Lindsey Graham, who also, he might be in a little trouble. I think it was Lindsey Graham. He's in big trouble, dude. What are you doing? I think he was trying to like throw out ballots and shit. I could be wrong.

Who knows? Who knows, bro? But. I tried to get some, I was trying to get my hands on some ballots. I would love to throw out ballots. I was going to toss them. As soon as I got ballots, I was going to throw them out. I was going to toss them. As soon as I got ballots, I was going to throw them out.

I was trying to put some malware on the voting machines and just turn them all. It's funny. I was just thinking about it right now. I don't even think I would have stolen ballots in a high school election. I would have been like,

that's wrong. I rigged a grade school election. You rigged a grade school election? That's good. I got my cousin elected. All right. For somebody else? I carried a thing to the bathroom

and I just went and just fucking put a bunch of checks next to his name that's a good move i think there was a cue i think the teacher was like no fucking way i don't remember my head my memory is hazy you know when else there was a coup 1963 when the federal government killed the president of the united states true mars kept calling it a coup he's like sorry america is no different than a banana republic we're exactly what they tried to say we weren't you gotta check into this i mean dude there are there are dudes i don't know if anybody's ever heard of this there's a conspiracy about

jfk getting killed i i had bought it full i'd bought the official narrative fully dude it's crazy but yeah man it's uh it's also funny too thinking about like how people are like like when we like uh owe countries money like on the america's debt's very high it's uh it's also funny too thinking about like how people are like like when we like uh owe countries money like america's debt's very high it's like it's all right imagine oh come get it imagine lending a money legend lending money to a guy who was like i don't know 18 feet tall 700 pounds of just like just purely jack yeah who can also control like what money is and how much it's worth. That guy owes me a lot of money. It's like, good luck, dude. You better be nice to him.

Yeah. But yeah, that's kind of the... Or just wait for him to fall apart by slowly poisoning him. True. Just poisoning the well of discourse. Just slightly poisoning that giant over time. Yeah, but you got patriots like us, dude. Yeah, but now that all the Catholics are in power...

Ah, shit. No, no, no. It's actually, but now that all the Catholics are in power. Shit. No, no, no. It's actually a good thing. We're living out JFK's dream. Hopefully these Catholics dissolve the Federal Reserve. You think they're going to dissolve it? I mean, dude, there's. No.

There was talks about it. It's pretty bad. I think it's an independent. It's an independent. It's banks. It's just banks. Yeah. It's not even government.

They issue the government's money. The government doesn't issue its own money. Dude, I'm telling you. Pretty wild, right? The day's come, dude. Catholics and Jews, dude. It's fucking... Except the Rothschilds.

You guys are out. Yeah, get the fuck out of there. Me and David Graber, dude. R.I.P. I fucking... Rothschilds. We're coming for you. I was close at about 2 a.m. last night.

So the JFK documentary ended at 2 a.m. No one's jumped into the Rothschilds, bro. The next one was about the four assassinations and the presidents that have been assassinated. All four were trying to fuck with the Fed. And within one minute, they're like, and the Rothschilds. I was like, all right, bad, bad. Can't get into a Rothschilds documentary. You don't want to know.

Yeah, dude. Ignorance is bliss, dude. Bro. I see ones and zeros everywhere, dude. I've seen all the pots. I forget what a Rothschilds documentary. You don't want to know. Yeah, dude. Ignorance is bliss, dude. Bro. I see ones and zeros everywhere, dude. I've seen all the pots. I forget what that Rothschild, whatever that Rothschild said, it was something like, you know, whoever controls the currency, I don't care. If I can control the nation's currency, I have no idea.

I don't care at all who controls the law. Yeah. It was like, sweet. Well, dude, there are- Rothschilds rock. There are people who are in charge of money. Like, they're just, they're, sweet. Well, dude, there are people who are in charge of money. Like, they're just, what do you do? I'm just in charge of money.

Yeah, the Catholics. True. True. I mean, it's just like, there are individuals. Turns out we're true Israelites. I do. Yes. Yes, let's appropriate black culture.

Yeah. Claim Israel. Appropriate black appropriation. Yes. Yes. All right. We got to slide into the page. Let's slide into the page.

We got a lot more to talk about, dude. Before we go, I think I have to cancel Kansas City the day after Thanksgiving. Understandable. Because Matt's definitely giving me COVID right now. Dude, it's a rhino virus. It's a three-day event. I got no sleep last night. I feel better than I did yesterday.

You didn't sleep last night? Why? Because you're staying up sick? You're walking around like some golem. I think I'm going to have to cancel Kansas City. I don't even think I've talked about it. I'm supposed to be in Auburn, Alabama in like two weeks or three weeks. I don't even think I've promoted it really at all,

which was maybe not that bad because that might get canceled. We'll find out. But I think Kansas City is canceled. There's a curfew in Kansas City now that's like fucking that show up. I don't know. It freaks me out how willing people are to be like, I'm not allowed outside anymore. It's like, all right. Well, I don't know if it's – yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's individuals being like, I'm not allowed to go. Yeah. Like the club is not like, oh, we have to close. Well, I don't know if it's – yeah, yeah, yeah. It's individuals being like, I'm not allowed to go. Yeah. Not the – like the club's not like, oh, we have to close. Well, they do. The club does have to close at 10 now. Yeah. So that – I don't know. The whole thing sucks.

Yeah, it does suck. COVID might be the gayest thing ever of all time. 100%. I don't think anyone would fight you on that. It might be the gayest thing we've – I mean, it's the gayest thing we've been through. It just sucks. Yeah. Very, very – I like 9- sucks. Yeah. Very, very...

I liked 9-11. That was a good one. That was like one day everybody was together. Yeah. Except some people. Some people got it pretty bad from that. True. But all the whites were together.

All the whites united. I would say whites, blacks, everyone was pretty... There was like a ton of... Blacks were finally... A lot like Dipset. Blacks were finally fucking chill for a minute. Dipset was like Fucking like

We love this tower We love these towers Dipset released a full album And every single song Talked about 9-11 If you listen to that Dipset That first album

Not their first Their first like big one The one that was two CDs Almost every song Was like Welcome to New York Home of the towers It was like nice

They were They loved it They had their Terrace hunting permits They definitely did Dipset Almost every song is like, Welcome to New York, home of the towers. It's like nice. They loved it. They had their terrorist hunting permits. They definitely did. Dipset took that personal. Oh, yeah. Dipset was upset about 9-11. Yeah, dude.

That would have pissed me off, dude. If I was in Dipset, if I was fucking Jewel's, dude, and I saw the towers fall, dude, I'd be pissed. You remind me of a Jewel Santana. I'm more of a Freaky Ziggy, dude. All right. Matt gave me dude. I've been pissed. You remind me of a Jewel Santana. I'm more of a Freaky Ziggy, dude. All right. Matt gave me COVID. Thank you for watching. If I die next week.

It is what it is. It's that guy. I-S-O-S. Catholic ball, baby. True. All right. Shut it down, LeMary. God, he ruins everything, doesn't he, folks?