Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 336- The Renegade Outsider Born in The USA podcast

Episode Date: February 24, 2021

Two renegade outsiders who were born in the USA talk about the important issues we are facing as a country which is really just a small town if you think about it. We, by the way, love small towns. Love them. The smaller the better. I actually wouldn't mind an I am Legend set up (minus the zombies) since that would be such a small town.  Topix include: A tough executive decision, the shows in DC, TI's alleged sex ring, getting naked in locker rooms and just some of your basic small town talk. 

Here we go, dude. Whoa, I like these. Damn. Our new producer. Yeah, man. Sean Gardini. The guard dog. The guard dog is in the house, dude.

Unfortunately. It pained me. It pains us. And when you're an EP, that's what you got to do. Sometimes when you're both EPs, you got to use the audacity in Vimeo. Sometimes you got to fire people that you love. capacity and vimeo sometimes you got to fire people that you love and unfortunately lamor john lamor please has been placed on uh at least for now permanent suspension yeah indefinite yeah very indefinite permanent's not the right word we should have sent him to itt tech he is

going back to debry we are funding him to learn how to fucking produce a podcast which apparently is one of the more complicated jobs. Anyway, Lemaire's been fired. He's been fired. He's been let go. He's been suspended. He has been suspended. We'll definitely have him back on.

We love Lemaire. Yeah. But I think it would only be appropriate for just a nice moment of silence and remembrance of our good friend, Lemaire Lee. All right. All right. All right. I love LaMare Lee. I was sick.

I was sick over the decision. And, you know, at the end of the day. He knew. I called him and he was like, no, I get it. I fucked up a lot. It was fun. He was probably gaming. When I called him?

He was probably kicking someone with Chun-Li. He was like, yeah. For sure. Now I can see that. He paused his game for that. I think he did. Yeah, he probably didn't pause his game. Lamer strikes me as a guy who doesn't pause his game for this.

I think he was probably. Yeah, okay. All right. Yeah, I get it. See you. I get it. And then after the game, he was probably like, fuck. What the fuck happened?

I've been there. Happens, dude. But, I mean, at the end of the day, we have to make sure, you know, we secure the video. I don't think Gardini, dude. We needed a new WAP. We needed a fresh WAP. True. Look at that pale WAP.

How are you a pale WAP? North country. Uh-oh. At first words, give it a shot, dude. He's too scared to speak. I like that. I like your conservative approach. Not trying to be the star of things like Lemaire was.

I like a good, humble WAP behind the Not trying to be the star of things like LeMaire was. I like a good humble wop behind the... It's an oxymoron. True. Shut up, Noah. Noah is the senior back there. Noah was tense. I gave Noah the news. I was like, hey, man, just to let you know,

the Irishman let go. And he was like, what? Really? Yeah, dude, Noah took it hard, man. Oh, man. He's like, why, why? I'm like, we still love each other, Noah. Yeah, we all love each other.

Me, Shane, LaMare love each other, but we need some time apart. Yeah, we need some time apart. I might have to take Noah to a Phillies game, dude. With LaMare. He's crushed. I think he's crushed. Yeah, we're going to have to drop him off at LaMare's house. You're going to have to watch LaMare play video games every weekend.

Yeah, Noah was devastated, dude. That hurts to hear. Thinking of Noah sad. Yeah. Yeah, he was. What do you mean? I'm like, Noah, it's not your fault. I'm not going to see him anymore.

He's like, no, you're going to see him. You'll see him. He'll be on. We'll have him on. We'll have him over. Then we'll wait and we'll schedule him to come on. He won't show up and we'll just be like, Noah, it's not you. It's not your fault.

Yeah, Noah will be sitting on the stoop out front with a fishing rod. He won't show up, and we'll just be like, Noah, it's not you. It's not your fault. Yeah, Noah will be sitting on the stoop out front with a fishing rod. He didn't show up. Yeah, I think Noah was like, dude, am I next? You're not on the chopping block. You're not on the chopping block. Guard dog's your new dad. That's your new father. Yeah.

The guard dog. But, yeah, that was – what an emotional weekend. Emotional. Here you can see the remnants of his cookie. Yep. The cookie wrapper that you heard on the last episode. There it is. Thatotional. Here you can see the remnants of his cookie. Yep. The cookie wrapper that you heard on the last episode. There it is. That you heard and didn't see.

There it was. There was the cookie wrapper. Very noisy. Touch that thing. Very noisy. Oh, my God. It's loud. Very noisy.

Cellophane might be one of the noisiest. Actually, it's funny because it says serving size. A quarter of the cookie is one serving. The per container is 490 calories. Yeah. 60 grams of carbs. Do you think anyone that buys a cookie from the gas station observes the serving size? No one has.

Look, I've eaten these cookies before, and I've never once even been like, huh. Snapped it into force? I'm getting 11 milligrams of calcium. That's good. Nice. That's what I get from these Sheetz macadamia cookies. From the entire cookie or per serving? That was per serving.

You can get a ton of magnesium. Good magnesium. If you need to boost your mag. Yeah. I'm all into boosting mag. I'm pretty sure people open those and are pissed there's not two cookies in there. You have to be. I'm pretty sure people open those and are pissed there's not two cookies in there.

You have to be. Dude, remember when Beezer got laid off from fucking 7-Eleven snickerdoodles? Yeah, man. Put him in bed, dude. Yeah. You can't munch these. No, dude. He had doodle tooth.

He had a severe case of dudes. What was that? His tooth got hollowed out? He just got a dead tooth from snickerdoodles. Damn. Just smoking cigarettes and being like, oh, I'll get some snickerdoodles damn just smoking cigarettes and being like oh i'll get some snickerdoodles snacking them in his bed he was late he was laid up for a couple days yeah he was in a tomb anyway how are you what's going on man pretty good the weekend was a uh good weekend that was victorious dude oh man our nation's capital we went down to our nation's capital

paid a visit to lincoln it was it was so, man, it was funny. We were right near the capital, and Shane literally had to yank me by my boots to pull me down off the barricades. I was going over. I was going over. Matt scaled every fence he could see. I was going over, dude. Of course you were.

You're a patriot. I need to go. I need to take a selfie. That was important for us to go take selfies. We should have, yeah, we should have recorded an episode from Pelosi's desk. We could have. Easily. It couldn't have have stopped us there's no chance it would have stopped us but yeah i was like scam i was over the edge he grabbed my he's like we got a show to do and i was like you're right you're right our responsibility is to the fans and we both put our hands behind

behind each other's necks and just like we got a show i know we both want to go in there and take pictures of ourselves in those fucking swivel chairs let's go to the lincoln memorial and honor this country properly by reading it around a bunch of tourists that don't care and mexicans taking quinceanera photos mexicans love the lads love getting pictures of the memorials that was wild what an honorable there was a mom and daughter i think they do that just to throw it in everybody's face back home but they don't we made it baby true look it up this is we're at the memorial right now true they could have just been stunting there do that just to throw it in everybody's face back home but they don't we made it baby true look at this we're at the memorial right now true they could have just been stunting there might have been no i think that's lad stunting oh you think that was absolutely no quinceanera because there

was a mom and her daughter in like just prom dresses knocked yeah prom dresses how about the mom 26 degrees the mom how about those cans tamales were out that's the one thing i remember from visiting the Lincoln Memorial. Yeah. Massive Mexican tits. Yes, dude. By the reflecting pool. It was crazy.

I might go back to the reflecting pool and reflect on those big titties, dude. Staring at the water. If you look, dude, that'd be sick if you go in the reflecting pool and you just see big Mexican tits and you're like, oh, sweet. That's what this country's built on. They were Fs. They were Fs. They were Fs, dude. They were FAs, dude. Absolute Fs. They were Fs. They were Fs, dude.

They were FAs, dude. Absolute FAs. That was crazy. Just getting those bombs in a dress. And she probably gave her a talk before the reflection poll. She was like, Donya, one day your upper thoracic mobility will be trashed, but you will have the biggest titties. Yes.

That's the quinceañera, just get ready for having Fs, dude. How do they get Fs out of nowhere? I don't know. Mexican ladies kind of have a couple kids, dude. They fucking... She's probably like, the transformation is near. The Incredible Hulk. You won't like me when I'm pregnant.

And then they're just like... Yeah, she's like, you are lithe and slender, señorita. But we will pop out a kid. And you will transform into a unit. Into a fucking wagon. Everyone's going to notice your bombs at the fucking reflecting pool. Those things were fucking crazy. Dude, they ruled.

They stopped me in my tracks. They did. They were the most awe-inspiring thing we saw. You went one way. I went another way. I was like, look, you can pull me off that fence, but I'm going to get in front row center to these big Mexican bombs, dude. Of course, big government tried to stop us from that, too.

Capitol Police were like, keep it moving, fellas. And we were like, yeah, right, dude. I can stare for seven seconds. That's my legal right as a citizen. That is a legal right. You're allowed to stare at a woman, I think, for like, I think it's three seconds. You're within your legal right to just go yeah and then keep it moving you're allowed no one can stop you from doing that i think you can do i don't know what the what the age thing

is how close can you be that's another you gotta observe fowtree six feet you can't be up in the grill staring oh yeah i think there is a foot thing i think as long as you do i think if you just give it your wingspan so if you go up don't touch the girl but if you go like i'm legally allowed to do this i'm measuring the distance i can be so i can stare at you for full three seconds and i'll be on my way man it's my legal right yeah also you can hit them with a hard stare in passing if you're both walking on the sidewalk you can hit them the whole to the point where you can't turn your head that's the only thing true yeah i'm stare as long as you want while you're walking and passing on the sidewalk the point where you can't turn your head. That's the only thing. True, yeah. You can stare as long as you want

while you're walking and passing on the sidewalk, but the second you turn your head, it becomes a bit of a harassment issue. We've got to start bird-dogging pussy harder, dude. I think we need to. Just turning around. It's like, look, I don't want anything. I'm just bird-dogging you.

Do you ever meet guys that are in relationships and they're like, I'm going to flirt, though? Hey, I'm going to flirt. Yes. Fucking rules. Yeah, I haven't run into that in a while. Yeah, I've run into it. Guys that flirt.

They're like, I'm going to flirt. Sid the Kid's a flirt. I'm going to flirt. Sid the Kid likes to flirt. Is he a flirt? Woodman's a flirt. Is he a flirt? Oh, Woodman?

Dude, I don't even. I just pound. If I meet women. Beezer? Beezer's a flirt. Is he a flirt? Absolute flirt. I'm a flirt.

Is that R. Kelly or is that Nick Cannon? Ooh, might be a combo. I might have got both artists right. That might be Kells and Cannon. The ultimate. First assignment. Can you get the. Yeah, Garnini fact check that for us.

Fact check. I believe that's Kells and the Cannon. Guard dog, you have a monitor right there. This isn't good. Noah's in his ass, dude. Damn, dude. Noah's on him. Noah wants to throw him. No, hurry up and get that answer before him. Beat isn't good. Noah's in his ass, dude. Damn, dude. Noah's on him. Noah wants the throne.

Noah, hurry up and get that answer before him. Beat the guard dog. Noah's the prince. Whose phone was that? It's just Kelly featuring T.I. and T-Pain. T-Pain? T-Pain. Oh, man.

Guardini 0 for 1. I'm struggling. 0 for 1 on talking. He's nervous. Dude, what about T.I.? T.I. got fucking slammed with some sexual trafficking charges. That's alright. There was a couple girls that came at him and Tiny.

Who's Tiny? T.I.'s wife, dude. I don't know. What the fuck? Fuck them. You don't know T.I.'s wife, Tiny? No. Yeah, dude.

They had a reality show. T.I. and Tiny? And Tiny, yeah. Dude, T.I. apparently... Girls are coming out and being like, he was drugging us and forcing us to be like... I think he was a pimp. I think he was... I think he got...

I think he actually was. I think he wore his hat sideways. I think he was pimp. He was absolutely a pimp. I think he got in trouble. I don't think you could be woke and then be like, also, I was a pimp. Was he woke? What?

T.I.? Well, maybe he's not. I don't think he's woke what ti well maybe he's not i don't think he's woke at all no you're right i think he's like i'm gonna check my daughter's hymen true yeah i think he's very i think that's his right is that his right i don't think that well i think that's medical i don't think you're allowed to you're probably not but you can slip the doctor see what's going on slip the guy now 50 bucks and be like, yo, is that thing intact? Just one or two. Just be like, look, you don't got to say anything.

Just hit me with one if it's intact. Two if we got a problem. Yep. Little Paul Revere. She's doing good. Woneth by tight as hell. Yes, my daughter's pussy. Tight as hell.

True. That's all you can hope for as a man. Well, it's also once. You have the tightest daughter. Yeah. Once it's on can hope for as a man. Well, it's also once... To have the tightest daughter. Yeah. Once it's on, though, the T.I. The problem is... I've got you on a daughter.

T.I. I mean... That's funny. That's your honor. It's the most honorable thing. My whole world revolves around my daughter's chastity, dude. All right, good. I'm glad you worded that.

I was waiting to see how you worded that. No, dude. I was worried. It's all around her chastity. And I'm going to model it for her. How so? Just every morning, I'm just going to come down and be like, see how you worded that now dude i was worried it's all around her chastity and i'm gonna model it for her how so just every morning i'm just gonna come down but hey what's going on be like i haven't came in forever true this is a chased household and we don't do that kind of stuff i actually i'm gonna do that at my wedding i was like thinking about this if on the off chance

that britney gets pregnant before the wedding and she shows up to the wedding pregnant well i'm gonna make a big you can decide that i mean dude that's up to the wedding pregnant. Well, I'm going to make a big. You can decide that. I mean, dude. That's up to you. I might flirt with her, dude. I know you're a flirt, dude. I might flirt with her. I know you're a flirt and you're a CP king, dude.

You might be the king of the CPs. I've been good. I've been good about not CPing, dude. There's nothing better than a raw dog CP. It's literally the point of existence. People say their life flashes before their eyes and they almost die. It's like my life flashes before my eyes every time I roll a CP.

I've heard you, yeah. You've mentioned this, raw CPs, and you literally travel the universe. I go to the spirit realm. Did you ever see Avatar, the airbender? No, I haven't. I get the arrow on my head, it gets silver, and I just go,

I just go fully out of body for like three seconds. What noise would you say you make? I mean, it's... You wouldn't know. It's like trying to hear yourself scream in the Grand Canyon, dude. i mean it's you wouldn't know it's like trying to hear yourself screaming the grand canyon dude it's like you know it's just like but it really it's like yeah i've heard it yeah it's a loud fuck sounds like i'm getting a lot of people sounds like i'm getting sacked sounds like an nfl highlight it absolutely sounds like nfl films dude i might start selling sex audio

just the audio i've heard it it's not trust me i've heard your sex audio it doesn't translate just micing up just me too just me you know how sometimes if you're you're a man yeah you're lonely like guy stuff somebody else it's guy stuff somebody else in the house is having sex you get a little you're like whoa sex is in the house is having sex. You get a little, you're like, whoa. Sex is in the house? Yeah. Yeah, you jerk off a little. You might edge.

Your sex audio didn't do it for me. What are you talking about? It was a lot of shh. And then. True. It's like you telling her like shh. I didn't want to overwhelm you. And then you would scream.

I literally only heard you screaming. We get some girl action, dude. girl action dude no way i want people just to hear me i'm super possessive dude that is what you want you don't want people to hear your girl in the throes of passion no letting your boys hear you that's what's up that's this guy stuff dude i would think you'd be pumped on me being like i was i was coming right now just imagine every time you nutted in that house and screamed i was in the room smiling yeah when you would scream i'd be like like just lay in a bed dude the worst part is i genuinely thought i was being very quiet it was i'm sure the walls were very

thin yeah barn dog barn dog i heard him making love yeah oh god I'm about to ejaculate. Actually, it was usually like, I cannot ejaculate. I'm finished. But yeah, the guy being, I got abducted this weekend. That was tough. Oh, yeah. Me and Gardini were a guy fucking heaven. The best thing about going on the road is it's just

guy heaven it's just guys having fun oh yeah when you get abducted the way i was sucked from guy heaven straight into girl house dude what is worse than girl house it's tough dude girl although obviously there's some benefits to girl house yeah but guy heaven good hotel be smelling good in there girls houses be smelling good as hell girl houses do be smelling good we gotta make this podcast less white dude true we do need to be less white like pepsi i just want to take a cue from coca-cola excuse me please pepsi's down ass yeah pepsi already put it out a slide like, yo, can we be less black around the office, please? He's getting a little too black around the office.

Yeah. Coke put out that very honorable memorandum. It was like, hey, white guys, let's be less white. How about that? What's it mean to be less white? And then there's a slide of like, don't be like aggressive. Don't presume that you're right all the time. Yeah.

It's like, I mean, don't be a fucking chick. Don't be a chick in the office. Just like, well, actually, I told you to move that. And it's like, oh, no, you didn fucking chick don't be a chick in the office just like well actually i told you to move that and it's like no you didn't no you didn't dumb bitch you just make up reality in your head all day and it's wrong it's not what happened there should be an adam curtis on that just on girl brains hyper normalization of just girl brains being like i know i told you this earlier yeah dude i i've so many times thought about hot Mike in myself. Oh That's a breeze it could be you reads hold on Paul's we got big year Hello

Hello Hey, oh Here I come here I come I'm to show you my big retarded face. Don't show off for the cam, dude. All right, we're going to take a quick pause, and then we're going to eat, and then we'll come right back. You don't have a big face. Okay, great.

And we're back. Woo, baby. What a great meal. That was a good meal. Thank you for that. I needed that. Mine was a little spicy. I love good spicy noodles. Mine was a little spicy, baby. What a great meal. That was a good meal. Thank you for that. I needed that. Mine was a little spicy. I love good spicy noodles. Mine was a little spicy, man.

How were you noodles? My noodles were spicy as hell. Still got it. They tried to stop us, dude. They tried to beat it out of me. They couldn't beat it out of us. No way, dude. I was listening to Barack Hussein Obama and Bruce Springsteen's podcast today.

They have a podcast? Yeah, man. Those fucking criminals? Renegades, baby. DUI? It's called the Renegades, dude. It's called the Renegades, and it's the president and a pop star? Yeah.

Rock star. I was never a big boss guy. Yeah, he... Never really did it for me. Yeah, I mean, he... You know, I liked a couple of his songs, but... Although I think Mayweather came out to Born in the USA when he fought against Ricky Hatton. Really?

Turned me entirely. I was kind of cheering for Ricky. Ricky Hatton was like a British. He's like, I just love to fucking drink, mate. I drink and fight. And I was like, yeah, that's my guy. He saw Snatch. That's me.

Before the fight. Yeah, he did. He thought he could beat Mickey. And then, so it was all that. And it's tough when a black guy from America fights a white guy from England. Yeah. Because then I'm really torn. Am I racist or nationalist?

True. Turns out I'm racist and nationalist. So how does that work? Well, I cheer for the black guy from America. Gotcha. I cheer for whoever's from America. But then Floyd reminded me of that when he came out to Born in the USA, which brings me back to – That pumped you up.

Yeah, I was like, damn, America does rule. I'm sorry I was being racist. Yeah, I mean, that's a – Floyd wasn't the most likable character. True. We're also kind of – we're a bunch of – we just listen to a bit of the shadow book. We're a ton of moving parts, dude. You got a part of yourself that might be like, I want to see this Englishman win.

Then it's all the time – Come on. Oh, I like that. The other part of yourself is like, no, we want to see this Englishman win. Come on. Oh, I like that. The other part of yourself is like, no, we like America better. It's like, what? No. Yeah, that makes sense. Oh, yeah.

Dude, I'm telling you, listen to that book on the shadow. I think it's called Why Good People Do Bad Things. Now I'm like fully. We just scarfed down pints of noodles. I know. And now we're both like. I think about that all the time now because i'll like i'm trying to think of an example it'll be uh it would i know what it was very autistic ah i have it my wife was like remind me to tell you something about someone like it was like it sounded kind of gossipy and i was like i'm not participating in gossip and it was like dude you know you want to know gossip's the best i'm not participating in that kind of and i'll go

back and i have like dude i'm telling you you have multiple parts and i'm like i'm not doing it and i stopped thinking about i'm like so what do you want to tell me and it just boom comes right out i'm like god damn it yeah yeah it gets disconcerting when you start thinking about how many parts of yourself there are whenever i gossip to you i'm always like i shouldn't say this it's bad to say so hard not to do i'm saying it what is that why is it so hard not to do i think i want you to know that i'm not a gossip no no obviously i know that i'm saying why is it so hard to gossip not yeah if someone if i have something not gossip if i have something juicy dude it like it like hurts me physically to not be like to have juicy deets and someone's like, hey, what's up? And you're just like, nothing.

Yeah. It's tough, dude. Nearly impossible. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird, dude. The spicy noodles are getting back, dude. We started recording. They're probably not halfway down, dude.

No, they're still in my trachea. Still in my trachea, for sure. You think you got the noodles in your trachea? Yeah. For sure. I might pound some waters to push them down but yeah i think we're just i think we're just messed up right now i forgot to tell you this what or i forgot to bring you back to this you were what you were listening to brock hussein obama and the boss what were they up to because i hate that they

are doing a podcast that's i i originally was kind of like and the fact that it was called like the renegade podcast i was like, Jesus fucking Christ. So there are a couple of outsiders, bro. These are two people who, you know, have basically live on the outskirts of society. Oh, man. Nothing bothers me more when people are like, sorry, we're on the outskirts. It's like, you're literally popular culture. Yeah.

You are the entire culture. Yeah. Like that fucking, I was listening to Billy and Spud were mad about... There's a show called It's a Sin. It's about gay men in the 80s. I think in England. And it's like, all right, good. They were kind of renegades back then.

That was respected. They were fighting the AIDS. They were fighting the AIDS. Yeah, they're dying. People were yelling at them and shit. Stop fucking jerking each other off. You don't be gay they're dying AIDS. Yeah, they're dying people were like yelling at him and shit Stop fucking jerking each other. Okay, sweet warehouse boys. They're like but now True, I don't want to hear anybody be like I'm actually gay so fuck you. It's like no no one cares

It's not impressive anymore. Yeah, also though There's got I hear we're actually renegade thing like Obama being like I'm a renegade It's like dude you would like one of the craftiest politicians of all time. Yeah. You're not a renegade. Bruce. Bruce was a renegade. Well, Bruce...

Bruce was a renegade until he was maybe 18. Bruce Springsteen's dad was just a kid's frenic. So what? Plenty of guys have fucking retarded dads. True. That's what I'm saying. Especially plenty of guys in New Jersey. No offense.

Almost everybody from New Jersey. No offense, guard dog. That's an absolute retarded... Guard dog hails from Jersey. But you hail from... Oh, yeah. He hailed from the north side of Jersey, too offense, guard dog. That's an absolute retort. Guard dog hails from Jersey. But you hail from, oh yeah, he hailed from the north side of Jersey too.

Springsteen. But yeah, dude, he talks exactly like my dad's friend Dempsey. He'll come out and be like, yeah, man, you know what, it's really,

I can't do it justice. He's from the bayou for some reason? Yeah, yeah, he's from New Jersey. He's like, now let me tell you something. Pretty nuts. I hate it. I listen to it. He's like, now let me tell you something. Pretty nuts.

I hate it. I listen to it. I'm glad the boss just got a DUI. The boss got a DUI? Come on, man. What happened to him? He was being a renegade.

They got him. True. How fucking shitty do you have to be to give the boss a ticket like that? Yeah. How blacked out

do you think he was? He probably got done. He was like, I just got done doing a podcast with Barack Obama. He was like, okay, you're blacked out. Yeah, right. No, seriously. He was in my living room. was he probably got done he's like i just got done doing a podcast with brock obama it's like okay you're blacked out no seriously he was in my living room guys so come on so it was his podcast

and brock obama was a guest there's no way i think i think no i think they're it's their podcast they're friends dude they met they met at a i think they're at a rally neither of them can remember the city it's just a whirlwind but the But they met at a rally, and Bruce was playing some songs for them. And, you know, Obama liked it. Bruce is kind of shy. Obama likes that. Because, you know, under still waters, they run deep, dude. Yeah, or very shallow.

And they're just a puddle. So, you know, there's also that side of it. Well, Bruce, it was funny. I listened to it to that side of it. Well, Bruce do is funny. I listened to it too. Like I was like, fuck this sucks. And I listened to it and I was like, it was pretty engaging.

Them talking. I'm sure it is. I'm sure it's very engaging. Both of them are very charismatic men. Yeah. But it was still like, uh, I don't know.

It just bothers me. It's still, of course it should. I busted it. It's called the renegades. And basically Brock was like, well, why would you be an outsider? You know, blah, blah, blah. And he was like, I'll tell you, Brock, my dad was a schizophrenic.

Brock, Mr. President. They both had Irish parents, though. They were both, shout out to Ireland. That's probably why I was like, this is all right. Because they were like, yeah. He's like, my grandparents were Irish. And, you know, they were a bit of outsiders. I was like, yes, I'm an outsider.

I'm a renegade. Yeah, I was your outsiders, even though we're literally the entire population now. Yeah. Like, yeah, I'm a renegade, too. That's cool. What else you got to say, Bruce? You and me are renegades. Big time, dude.

Big time. That's probably what it was. It was my shadow just being like, dude, you're a fucking renegade. You're not. Yeah, you're listening to guys claim renegade status. Yeah. But it was funny he and brock obama was like yeah my uh my grandparents were scotch irish as well i was like fuck yeah dude let's go that was when my national that's when my nationalism fucking crushed my hatred of just popular calls like no okay that's cool that is tight but yeah

it was uh i'm not done it yet but yeah the idea of it bothers me. And it should. Hearing those two do the same awkward podcast intro ramble is every like, I guess we're doing this now. I was like, God damn it. Get it together. It made me sick to my stomach to be doing podcasts, actually. Really? Just for the moment when they were just like, oh, yeah, I don't know. What do we do?

Is this thing working? I'm like, fuck, that's what we do. Shut up. We're renegades. You guys aren't. Sure, they're fucking hacks, dude. They are fucking. They are. They probably listened. In fact, I bet they did. What are we doing? Is this thing working? I'm like, fuck, that's what we do. Shut up. We're renegades. You guys aren't. Sure, they're fucking hacks, dude. They are fucking. They are.

They probably listened. In fact, I bet they did. They probably did. I bet at least one of them was like, what's all this hubbub about about this? Damn, I'm going to watch this clip. We probably inspired them. I bet Barack Obama saw that clip. Yeah.

And was like, dude, that fucking rules. I wonder if he did. Dude. I wonder if it was a briefing. They were telling songs. Mr. President, you need to see this. This is fantastic. Actually, Trump Dog was in did. Dude. I wonder if it was a briefing. They were telling songs. Mr. President, you need to see this. This is fantastic. Actually, Trump Dog was in office.

Yeah. Dog probably didn't watch it. Brock probably saw it. Brock saw it. But dude, they talk about the time. When they talk about the time they met, they're like, you were kind of shy. And I like that about you. We talked.

And Bruce Springsteen has said something like, when you're an outsider, you got to speak your voice. When you're an outsider and you get paid hundreds of thousands to perform for thousands of people that love you. Man, it's tough being an outsider. He was talking about way back when. When he was 17? When he was 17, dude. And he had something the world needed to hear him say. And he's like, you got to be kind of, you got to have an ego.

And Barack Obama was like, yeah, you mean like a megalomaniac to think the world needs to hear what you have to say he said that yeah oh man barack's got the jokes dude brock was like he's like well like a megalomaniac basically because they're both talking about how they just were burning with desire to like let the world hear what they had to say do you remember that song megalomaniac by incubus yes dude step down that's all i that's all i can think about that's all i can think about whenever i hear that word all i think about is the incubus song remember when that's what it used to be yeah wasn't that nice when the protests were just like incubus being like you're a fucking megalomaniac yeah people

were pissed that like even then i was like shut the fuck up i remember being a kid and hearing that me like shut the fuck up i didn't like yeah i hear it was always phony to me yeah overtly political comedies or comedy just like art is kind of tough it's like i don't agree with this yeah but yeah the uh yeah i remember i didn't like george bush when i was younger i was fully like this guy is fucking doing bad stuff really yeah i thought he was doing like really evil stuff that was my feeling on it at the time really yeah i watched everyone being like this is bullshit the government's lying and i was like remember being like all right here we go and then dude now you have like berkeley students at berkeley getting a professor fired who was like teaching propaganda saying like he was teaching people how to recognize corporate and government propaganda.

Why was he getting fired? Because he was spewing fucking hate, dude. You can't go against corporate giants and say they're propagandizing us. Students were like, this is dangerous. I think because he touched on some of the COVID stuff, how countries used it to their advantage. And they were like, you fucking students are freedom fighters of this country. We're like, get him out of here. The guy's been teaching it for 30 years.

I think Spud was telling me this. That's no good. That's a weird flip, dude. I remember being a youngster and being like, yeah, you think George Bush is a war criminal? Be like, no, that's cool. No, I remember supporting him more because my classmates felt that way. Because you thought he was a war criminal? They were like, he's a piece of shit.

I was like, W rules. W fucking. I had that Trump in me from day one where everyone was like, Trump's a fucking piece of shit. I was like, W rules. W fucking shit. I had that Trump in me from day one where everyone was like, Trump's a fucking piece of shit. I was like, Trump's the best ever. You were practicing. I was. Who would have thought? And then when everyone was like, Barack Obama is king. I'm like, I

hate him. You guys are being gay about this. Well, they threw a jab at Barack Hussein pretty hard. And I think it was the Adam Curtis thing when they talk about the shift of wealth, like a trillion-dollar shift of wealth leaving the lower class to the elites during that time. That was pretty bad. He helped the elites.

I think so. I mean, that was a whole package. What do I know? That was a whole package deal. They took out the factories. That's why me and Bruce are outsiders, dude. That's why I had to work at those shitty jobs, dude. They destroyed the factories.

I was just a boy. Dude, there was one point. Jesus Christ. There was one point where him and, so they're talking about their friendship. And, you know, that's like Brock was like, well, you know, you're egoic, megalomaniac. And they're like, yeah, but that's what you do. You take your megalomania and just hollow yourself out over time and out over time and blah blah and you just become for the fucking people and they're like yeah that's what we obviously did and i'm like yeah obviously that's what we all did but

the uh so they're like going on but either way it was like something you would hear that you're like yeah okay and then brock is like that's why that's why i want to be friends because you just hit me with like that deep stuff i'm like we gotta hang out he's like so we're in the white house yeah i wonder if he would still feel that way if bruce didn't if if bruce wasn't world famous if he just saw a guy playing guitar and was like whoa that guy's deep that's why i like him yeah yeah it is it's very circle jerky in that regard it is and then michelle wanted us to hang out because you know how you're you own your mistakes in your marriage and i could learn a little just like it's just like cheesy office dude shit.

But at one point they're like talking about how he's like, I was in the White – he's like, you were in the White House and playing some songs, we're singing along, it's Motown. Every time, any chance he gets, he goes, Bruce Springsteen goes, yeah, I was playing some of that Motown. Oh, no. It's so funny. But he's like, Brock's like, and I was singing along and there were some libations that occurred. It's like funny. But he's like, and Brock's like, and I was singing along, and there were some libations that occurred.

It's like, I hate that. That's just dog whistling for kids. True. You think it was hot dogs? I think the libations were young kids. Do you think Bruce had this boy on the piano? Yeah. He had one for each finger.

Oh, you think they were just absolutely scissor hands? Yes, with children. He's like, Bruce, take your fingers out of of those kids buttholes and play me some piano man i did hate those concerts that they would do barack obama would have like paul mccartney come sing in the white house yeah it's just like shut up it's a i think it's just a big power trip just being like wow we're here for hope and change and then it's's like, we're going to just have the coolest parties in front of everybody. Yeah. Yeah, it's just some weird stuff you do.

You know what you should watch? What? You would like this. O'Connor put me onto it. It's a Steve Bannon interview on PBS. Really? Yeah, on Frontline. It's like a two-hour interview of him just spewing, dude.

He's Alex Jones level. You ask him a question, and he just goes with names and facts and shit. I think he might be retarded or the GOAT. I haven't figured it out. Bannon's hard to nail down. I can't tell if he's retard or if he's next level. Did you see his debate against the guy who runs the Atlantic? No, I did not.

Bannon beat that guy in a debate. I'm sure he did. Bannon's a monster, dude. He's a populist. I'm a populist now. He went to Canada. he did. He's a monster, dude. He's a populist. I'm a populist now. He went to Canada. I mean, explain to me this, dude. How can you have a populist movement

within a functioning democracy? How's that even a thing? What do you mean? They're like, we gotta stop the rise of populism. It's like, how do you stop populism in a democracy?

Isn't a well-functioning democracy a populist movement? Of course. Well, I think populism... I hear you. I'm with you on that. Do you even think about that? Sorry.

We're microdosing. It's time for me. I should dose today. Can I drive a car after this? I think you can. It'd be really funny if I get a tiger woods-esque wreck no at the end of this episode you're like oh that's why he was under the influence i think tiger was macro dosing i think tiger has trouble with dude do you think tiger was

trapped tripping i feel bad for tiger that sucks that fucking blows dude because he had fucked up legs before if you're breaking news tiger woods gotten a fucking horrific accident. Yeah. And his legs are mangled. What was he pushing? I don't know. Probably something sick. He was driving like escalades in the dock in the documentary about him. Probably the documentary stressed him out, too. Yeah.

Everybody was talking about his shit again. Yeah, man. Although everyone was kind of defending him. I believe. Everyone was like, is this what we were all mad about? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know know it's got to suck to watch though and have to go through all that stuff again for sure dude got fucking crushed man you

did i'm scared of your drugs dude it's no big deal i mean you don't do again i would do if you don't want just a little it's very very mild um yeah stop taking drugs like what oh what's this homemade great i've had your tinctures before dude if this is one of those i might be sleeping I was like, what's this? Homemade? Great. I've had your tinctures before, dude. If this is one of those, I'm going to be sleeping on Billy's couch tonight. No, you won't be. I'm going to give it an hour or two, see how I feel. You won't be. Half an hour tops.

Half an hour tops. You'll start grooving. Start grooving. Pupes are going to go. It'll just be like, this is tight. Really? Yeah. So you guys are saying microdosing like it doesn't affect you at all,

but you're saying it does affect you. It does, but not like it. The idea is you're supposed to get like the lowest threshold amount. Ideally, and there's a ton of people that argue about this, you're supposed to get a sub-threshold amount. Like you notice it, but you're not all day. You know when you're like stoned, you're like, I'm stoned. I don't get high very well. So when you you're stoned all you're thinking about for the most

part is how stoned you are for the most part it's like coming back every 15 seconds you're like i'm fucking stoned yeah that's all you're really doing you're just like oh man so with this what's gonna happen here you'll just be you'll be chilling 30 minutes later you'll just be like i'll be locked in he's ready to make business moves is that what microdosing does yeah you'll be chilling 30 minutes later. You'll just be like. I'll be locked in. You'll be locked in. Ready to make business moves. Is that what microdosing does? Yeah, you'll be locked in. It's very mild. Are you sure I'm not just going to giggle and get tired? I don't think so.

I'm sensitive. I guess you don't really get tired off mushrooms. No. When you take a little bit of them, they have more of a stimulating effect. Yeah. Kind of like your visual acuity sharpens. Your hunting skills increase. I'm going to be hunting for a Roy Rogers at a rest stop.

You're going to be like, there it is. You're going to see it in the horizon. You'll be like, Valley Forge exits 15 miles. I'll just know it. Yeah, you'll be fine. You'll be totally fine. This episode's wacky. You think it is?

It is a little wacky, dude. I like it. I mean, we're healing, dude. We are healing. We're healing. From what? From firing our producer. Oh, yeah. I forgot about him there. Fired. We are healing. We're healing. From what? From firing our producer. Oh, yeah.

I forgot about him there. Fired our producer. I forgot about that guy. The Renegades podcast, the corporate elites, and Washington's trying to rub their fucking elbows on this table. Bro, you gotta listen to Bannon. I'll check him out. It was awesome.

Yeah, dude. O'Connor told me, and you know O'Connor, dirty lib. He was like, no, Bannon's the man. Really? If you listen to this, you're like, Bannon's kind of the man. Yeah, people think O'Connor told me, and you know O'Connor. Yeah, what was he? Dirty Lib. He was like, no, Bannon's the man. If you listen to this, you're like, Bannon's kind of the man. Yeah, people think he's like, he's the devil, he's a Nazi. Maybe he is. I don't know. I'm sure a lot of people will tell us.

I think he smacked his wife up a little. I think he gave his wife a little smack down. He's a good Irish Catholic. Navy boy. He is a Navy boy. Yeah, man. Norfolk, Virginia. That's where he's from.

Of course he joined the Navy. Great shipyard out there. How would you not join the military living down there? Dude, I was there for one week. I saw the Lincoln Memorial. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was checking out Arlington from my hotel room. Dude, the Lincoln Memorial, I was like genuinely just kind of like.

Dude, I told you. I took a date there and got like teary-eyed once. Yeah. I was hungover. You know me. When I'm hungover, I get very emotional. I heard that. I was just standing in the Lincolnincoln memorial like reading his yeah his uh inaugural second

inauguration i never know second state of the union i never read the stuff before i only i only ever went in there it's fucking awesome gettysburg address rules dude it fired me up i was genuine because i have i was like you know you know me bro i'm cynical sometimes i'm like so soon this whole thing is just bullshit this everyone's lying i read the thing i'm like damn are people really trying to make america awesome country america rules that's i read that we've lost it to the elites and the technocrats true we need to rise up true we need bannon to fucking bannon's king he though he was he was shouting out palin a little more than i thought he would he likes palin he thought she was good for the populist movement.

And he was like, Trump was smart. People acted like he wasn't. He was smart enough to know not to fuck with Obama. Yeah. He knew Obama could take him politically. But he was like, anybody else he thought he could beat 100% was sick. Damn. You got to hear the end of this.

Bannon. So Trump fired Bannon. Or I think, or they, whatever. And of course, once he left the office, Trump was like, that guy sucked. Fuck that guy. He was a loser. What do you call him?

Sloppy Mike, you call him something. Sloppy Sloppy Steve. But Steve was like, old Sloppy Steve was like, I don't care at all. He's like, I'm not in this. He's like, I knew Trump. I knew that was never going to end. Like, you're never going to get a pat on the back

for doing your job. But he was like, one thing I am happy about is I know. He was like, we destroyed the Clinton crime family. That's what he was going on about. Damn. He was like, I know. The one thing that makes me happy about my time here is when the New York Times writes Hillary Clinton's obituary, it's going to say, lost to Donald Trump in 2016.

It was just like, oh. Damn. Vicious, sloppy Steve. Yeah, dude. Very vicious. Hating the Clintons. He hated the Clintons. Damn. gonna say lost to donald trump in 2016 it was just like oh damn vicious sloppy steve yeah dude very vicious hating the clintons he hated the clintons damn it was sick that like just he talks about like the behind the scenes stuff about like he refers to it as billy bush weekend when the billy bush tapes came out it was billy bush weekend dude imagine being steve bannon during that during billy bush weekend yeah that should be a Billy Bush weekend? Yeah. That should be a holiday. That'd be a wild day.

That'd be a holiday. That should be a holiday. We're heading down to the beach. It's Billy Bush weekend. Yeah, this was the weekend that the government overthrew the fucking wretched pussy allegations. Yeah. That was the weekend we should celebrate when we found out our moms weren't as thin-skinned as we thought. Our mom was like, that's just how guys talk.

True. I was like, fuck yeah. It was a harsh reveal. Every conservative woman was like, yeah, of course that's how men talk. I was like, wait, you knew? You knew about guy, you knew what goes on in guy heaven? We get back to the hotel, it's just guys laying in twin beds. Tonight was so fun, dude.

You kick the sheets. Dude, did you grab any pussies? I grabbed six tonight. How many pussies did you grab? I almost grabbed a girl's pussy. I thought about grabbing her pussy. The whole time, all I could think about was grabbing her pussy. That's all dudes do in the locker room.

I should have started. I took Maya to swim lessons today. I was in a locker room with some dads. I should have been like, you guys get any blowjobs? You guys get your dicks sucked? You should start locker room. Yeah, Planet Fitness locker room talk. Just like, anybody here get any fucking clit this week?

Just start drying yourself off. Oh, like, just come out naked and be like, dude. Just start jerking it, dude. Start like, who here got pussy this week? Ooh. Dude, that's again, there's another. These are the multiple parts of myself. I was in a locker room alone, and I was like, I have to start walking around these naked.

Like, just going, like, wild with it, dude. I'm just being in there and just fully, just being in there for hours naked. Don't leave. Don't leave. Just work out for, like, 20 minutes, and then, or I might work out naked in the locker room. Just go in there and just do, like, up. Do your stretches. Step ups on the bench.

Like, I'm in the fucking locker room. Yeah, it's a locker room talk. Dude, that's guy heaven. Guy heaven is actually being naked for sure. But there's a part of me that's going like. You're too young. You're too young. If you're young and naked in a locker room.

We've got to bring it back. If you're young and naked in a locker room, you're disturbing the balance of guy heaven. There's a very thin balance of it needs to be older, man, naked. True. If you're young and naked, everyone's like, what the fuck's going on with this guy? Yeah, I think it might be your pubes have to be gray. Your pubes have to be out of control.

Yeah. Have you seen geezer pubes in the locker room? Oh, yeah, dude. It's just wild. What are you doing? I'm checking my pubes to see how much longer I have. Whoa, they're coming up over the belly button. Let me see that.

You see them? You got a trail, dude. I got a ways to go. I got a couple of Paulies, dude, on the side. But, yeah, I take my full three seconds. Do you think they hang out of your belt sometimes? Probably. I'm sure they do.

I never even thought about that. How does that help, dude? Just pubes hanging over? Come on, dude. Yeah, dude. When I'm in my locker room with dudes i take my full three my legal three i just go like the guy's dicks yeah full legal it's almost impossible not to have to yeah every single dude that's naked in a locker room

every dude in there is like catching a peek at that dong have to i mean it's you can't not put it that way yeah especially if it's like a guy you guy you know. I'm from a relatively small town. If you hit a locker room, you're going to know everyone in there. People are going to talk. You'll be like, that's Mr. fucking Brenner. Mr. Brenner's dick's weird. You got to go to school and you got to try to keep that secret. You want to talk about gossip?

You want to talk about hot gossip? True. Mr. Brenner's thick, tiny dick. I saw Mr. Brenner's dick, yo. I got to tell you. Remind me. I got to tell you something. Remind me. I got to tell you something. Remind me.

I got to tell you something later. Did I tell you about it? I knew someone who went to AA when we were in high school. And then they came out and told us. They went to AA? They told us everyone's dads who were in there. They're like, oh, that guy's in there and that guy's in there and that guy's. They came out and they're like.

Oh, no, they broke the number one rule. They're like, guess who's in there? I'm like, who? They're just like broken down. Everyone's dad. They're like pretty much everyone's dad. Oh, I heard a terrible story. We got to discuss this a little.

What? Do they still put your face in the paper if you get caught with a prostitute? I think so. They need to cut that out. Yeah, it's horrible. That's the worst thing. Who'd they get? So this girl I know.

Mr. Brennan? This girl. Mr. Brenner. Mr. Brenner? Mr. Brenner, sorry. Some of you might know his dick from the locker room. Yes. At the Mechanicsburg Planet Fitness.

He's been using it on hookers. Yeah. He... Mr. Brenner. Yeah. He was getting hookers. No, this kid... A girl who sucked me away from fucking Guy Heaven

was telling me this story about... There was a kid in her hometown whose dad got caught yeah and his face in the news yep and then he hung himself after he lost you know his family left him yeah of course he lost everything and he was a small they take your camry too they take your camry it gets repoed immediately and then but still it's a small town so it was enough that literally every single person was like holy shit did you see the news about Mr. Brenner? Fuck. Mr. Brenner was using hookers.

Damn. He was coming with hookers. He was coming with hookers. They're like, we don't pay for cum around here in this town. Yeah. You don't pay for cum here. That's a really shitty thing they were doing. I hope they stopped doing it because that's like, that crime is not even close to that punishment.

No. That's like medieval stock stuff. It's ultimate. That's exactly what it is. I think the problem they were having was the sex trafficking stuff. I think they were like, we've got to take it to these johns real hard. That was the thing. They used to just like, back in the good old days,

they would grab the girls and just bump them into a paddy wagon. They would bully the girls. Fucking whores. And then that became politically kind of, you know. Well, that was actually wrong. I know. I don't know if the PC police had anything to do with this one. No, I think they, yeah, true.

They were like, there was that whole free the sex worker movement where they're like, no, the girls are the victims. They're like, all right, well, let's fucking pin it on these horny ass suburban dads. They're more guilty, but at the same time not guilty at all i'm saying freedom dude they're just fucking stiff as hell in their khakis too bad that guy couldn't just own that you know just take a smiling mugshot just in the picture in the paper he's like hit it with one of these dude that's what's he so happy about it's like oh yeah read the article he just came inside of a sex worker i told you there was a guy when we would work we'd knock down a parking garage and we would

sit i was a part of my job was i had like a lanyard and i was like hooked because i was on the edge and like you know oh sure whatever was watching me so i had to like sit tied to this thing and their guys would walk into the wishy-washy so we would take i would be like do you think that guy's going in or not because there's other people working and we'd stop like yes or no and like you know be like i bet he is i bet he's not and then you'd see people going in and coming out and they're you know people would like one guy came out of the wishy-washy into the full to us and just kept moving wow that's the guy that's what you gotta do that's what you gotta do you gotta leave it just sucks with your kids because then like i know your kids but then you gotta explain to them like

horny kids kids I'm horny. Someday you'll be horny as hell. And you'll get it. And you'll be like, damn, my old man was the best. He was horny as hell. He took a public flogging and smiled. I'll also say there's something to be said about not going and starting an affair. You know?

It's like, dude, it's like the Ghostbusters trap. You've got to come into something that can hold that energy. That's thatrice joke it was in the patrice doc this it was uh he's like talking about men cheating he's like they're going out secretly to come to hide it from you because they care about you yeah you know what i mean yeah so if you're going out to get a hooker instead of cheating it's even better it's discreet that your wife should somewhat understand that way they're not like you don't have like a side girlfriend and stuff. That's just a fucking ticking time bomb. Of course it is.

You want a professional. You need to get milked out of a table. Yeah, dude. You need to get milked out of a table. There should be some leeway to that. There should be protocol where it's like, it should be, honestly, we should medicalize it. Where it's not even like a sex thing. Just get milked?

Yeah. Just have it like the, dude, any of those nurse practitioners or whoever at like urgent care i mean they they would i mean it's essentially that already if you find a nurse practitioner she's gonna milk you i think they should it should that should be covered under a medic that should be decriminalized to be honest not even decriminalized sex work should be fully medicalized that'd be nice going into urgent care just a fat black nurse at the desk. Just like, what are you here for? You're like, I actually need milk. She's like, mm-hmm, come on. She just gets up.

I mean, dude, we need it, dude. And just be like, just come home from the doctor. What'd they say? Be like, I was full of cum. They had to pump me. Oh, man, really? Be like, eh. They're all good now, but I have to go back next week to make sure it's

going back to make sure it's cleared up dang this thing won't go away i'll be like one of those guys who like go to the emergency room for vicodin i'd be like um i gotta get like dude you just came yesterday be like i don't know it's fucking crazy you're i'd be in the hospital system like you were just at upenn yesterday be like what no you can't get milked again sir give me the fucking milking milk me put them against the wall just you better milk daddy needs milk right now and that would be tight if you got your physical and then they were just kind of like oh you're a little cum full that would be the uh the only thing though the catch

would be it would be whoever was on staff so it might be like a 28 year old like medical doctor one of those mcsteamy dudes that come out and they might just be like sup bro and it's fucking cranky you have to be it's medical i think the point i think a good thing we could do is adopt kind of like the catholic uh oh just have a veil you know i mean glory all it you're thinking about glory hole yeah you lay on top of a table you don't know who's down there and you just could be a guy could be good you're getting milk you got you gotta pretend who it is in your mind sometimes yeah you could get tricked it could be good could be a kid really an

intern do you think it'd be an intern you better pray to Christ it is he's just trying to talk to the screen like how long you've been here for everyone's like you hear that cough underneath the table it's like fuck fuck i'm gay oh can you cough again i wasn't sure yeah true yeah that'd be tough you gotta fart that's a good indicator if you want to get some noise out underneath the table just let off a fart and see if you hear like a... If there's no laugh, you're clear. You wouldn't be able to tell, dude. Doctor,

if you've got a guy who's like a doctor, those are some soft hands, man. Yeah. You wouldn't... You could go full grip, please, and just test the grip strength like the thing at the boardwalk

and be like, oh! That's a feller. That's a feller. This feller's got me by the prick I think that's a good idea dude I think the grip strength is Very funny

Full grip strength please That's a feller Oh shit it's a feller God damn it I'm all good now That would Fucking But that grip strength

True That'd be tough dude Full grip Or you could say like I'm all good now. That would fucking tune you up, bro. True. That'd be tough, dude. Full grip. Or you could say, like, more grip, please. Yeah. You wouldn't need... That's a thing, too. That's a negotiation you need to have while you're getting old-fashioned.

It's like, how much grip strength do you like? I might start demanding, like, full grip strength. Just a slow jerk, full grip strength. Do you ever hit yourself with that? Have I ever what? Give yourself full grip strength on a slow jerk, full grip strength. Do you ever hit yourself with that? Have I ever what? Give yourself full grip strength on a slow jerk. Never while I'm masturbating, but every once in a while I'll just squeeze the hell out of the shaft for the fun of it. I'm saying you should try this.

You're going to do that while you're watching TV? Yeah, dude. Just like. Constantly. Constantly. Like stings the tip for some reason. That's guy heaven That's all I wanted to do in the room Was just test my might dude

Yeah will I yelp I'll catch myself doing that I'll put my hands in my pants And just violently adjust myself And she's like what are you doing She wouldn't know Give a good? I'm like, you know. She wouldn't know. Give a good squeeze.

I wonder if they would know. Do girls? They check. They probably get nuts down there when no one's looking. Oh, dude. Just reaching down there, just like scooping something out. Just slap themselves. Something's in there.

Yeah, man. Yeah, that's why they grow their nails. So they can just scrape crud. They could probably get crudded up like crazy they can they don't take care of themselves girls can get crudded up big time dude yeah especially after they have their periods yep it's probably just filled with crud in there it's just crud dude it's just yeah i don't like that yeah man it can be some wicked stuff. That's what they're dealing with. Welcome to the Renegade Podcast.

I'm Brock Hussein Obama. Fine, I'm Bruce Springsteen, I guess. I call Brock Hussein Obama. You can be Brock Hussein. I'll be Bruce. No, you're Brock. You're more of a Brock. I'll be Bruce. I'm more of a Bruce.

I would say... I'm a bit of a Bruce type myself. Really? Yeah, man. My dad's fucking retarded, dude. Yeah, growing up in Jersey, my dad was a bit of a fucking retarded guy so shit was tough yeah once the factories left all the retarded guys didn't really have much to do besides drink and hit us so i started coming up with anti-american music yeah i was uh had a lot of black friends for

the record oh did he bring that yeah that's probably he was so into motown true he you had it bro if you're going to the clubs now there was the Greasers down there who just copied black. They were just copying black fashion anyway. So the Greasers were just wiggers? Yeah, that's what they said. So Grease was a movie about wigs? If they remade it today? Pretty much.

They'd be freestyling? We could remake Grease. They'd be freestyling all those songs outside of a closed mall? Yep. Yeah, exactly. They'd be taking ecstasy. The old E-bombs, I'm saying. Not Molly.

Not Molly. Whoa, don't come at my culture. Not Molly. E-bombs. They'd be taking, like, old, outdated E-bombs. Fucking pushing Honda Civics hard as fuck. That would have been a race between two souped-up Honda Civics. That's pretty fun.

That's fun stuff. Yeah, but they... It's fun to think about. Bruce was saying, he was like, if you went to those clubs down south, Route 9. I love Route 9. I love all the roads in New Jersey. He loves New Jersey.

The great town of whatever, wherever he's from. Trenton. Oh, it was... From Trenton. Please look up Bruce Springsteen's... Actually, Gardini, do you know it offhand? I feel like you should. Yeah, you're from New Jersey.

Pretty sure it's Sayreville or Freehold, Gardini, do you know it offhand? I feel like you should. Yeah, you're from New Jersey. Pretty sure it's Sayreville or Freehold. Freehold, that's what it was. Never heard of either of those crap towns. I'm from the great town of Freehold population, 10,000. Man, I was way off on one. Somebody was asking me the population of Mechanicsburg. It's probably like a small town.

It's probably like 100,000. Yeah, probably. I looked it up. It's like 8,000. Is it really? Holy shit're like it's probably like a small town it's probably like a hundred thousand right so yeah probably like i looked it up it's like eight thousand like holy shit i'm from a small town i'm just a small town boy first of all dude when you hear my song and me and bruce's song small town that's actually one of my songs it's not about the town from a big old town it's about everything bro it's all the small small town dude he loves small towns i wonder if he ever got sick of them and has to keep pretending he likes them yeah especially nowadays yeah you have to be like i love small towns except for everything they believe in i don't agree with their politics he did come out and say and i didn't listen to the whole thing but he was like basically saying how there was a thing in uh i already forget his name the

name of the town long long port long hold freehold freehold township new jersey freehold township there was a car full of black dudes that got just shot with shotguns so there was some boys in that small town were getting rowdy and that's when bruce went up the day after there was like there was riots and shit and bruce you know he saw some of his boys he's also struggling that he wore all dungarees that was a bandana flag yeah ripped the sleeves immediately he was like I'm not having I gotta fix this but he said he did he was trying to talk to some of his black friends and they were like not today Bruce he was like I understand I wouldn't understand yeah well he uh but he was saying he was like the best way for us to get past this is for us not to talk yeah that's the best way to solve these problems for us to

understand we can't talk it was so funny as brock was like well that was him leaving the door open but just saying like not right now yeah it's good i think it's important for guys like brock hussein obama to speak for the entire black community. For sure. Yeah. But, yeah, dude, it was weird. He was talking about that, but he did say, I think he was talking about how he's like, you know, my family is a bunch of rednecks, but I love them. He's like, I love them. They're the people I love.

They're small town folks. They ain't perfect, but they're the people I love. So maybe he still, maybe he loves Trump. Bruce Springsteen might fucking love Trump. I doubt it though. Yeah, definitely not. Yeah.

Trump's the best. He might be deep undercover. Yeah. But I doubt he is. But yeah, that was his whole thing of him is being like, yeah, we got a lot of guitars up here. Let's keep a pick ready in case I want to make some music with you brock i bet brock yeah brock i've been known to say he said he's been known to sing yeah if he has some live he's got a good voice he's got a great voice i bet he can sing probably does brock's

outsider story was sick he just lived in hawaii and yeah he was chilling with his scotch irish grandfather and people would come up and be like, oh, is he Hawaiian? And his grandfather would be like, he's actually son of the king of Hawaii, like royal, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, but I didn't look like anyone. So he was jammed up about that. Yeah. Bruce was like, my dad was fucked up.

He's like, I didn't look like anyone. And they're just like, born again. Yeah, that's it. That's the whole episode is just them. It'd be funny if his Hawaiian dad was like,

this kid is black as hell. What are you talking about? This black kid? No, he's from like Kenya. Yeah, well, I think his dad, yeah, his dad was African.

He was from Kenya. Yeah, he's Kenyan. He certainly was. His mom was a cornbread white bitch. I think Kansas, right? You're absolutely right. I believe I know that. You are Brock then.

I'm definitely Bruce. No, I'm more Brock. I knew you were. All right. You're a statesman. I hate this podcast. Why? That podcast.

Oh, the Renegades? Enough of the Renegades. I feel like I had some decent topics and I forgot all of them. Really? You dosed me with these psychedelics. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Nothing worse than girl shower.

True. What a hell that was. I showered once this weekend due to that. Did you really? Stuck in girl shower. Yeah. It's crazy. Every single girl shower I've been in is one by two feet.

Yeah, they'll have a ton. Smallest thing filled with bottles. There's not one piece of shelf that's open that's not covered with some ridiculous product. Yeah. You can never pace the shower properly. It's just set to scalding. Yep. And the nozzle itself is set to about four feet, ten inches off the ground.

Dude, I get shit for adjusting my nozzle. And they do nothing about water pressure. I've never taken a girl's shower that had water pressure. Yeah, they have fucked up. They do tend to have fucked up water pressure. That's why they stink. I adjust the nozzle and girl's shower that had water pressure. Yeah, they have fucked up. They do tend to have fucked up water pressure. That's why they stink. I adjust the nozzle

and Brittany's like, why'd you move the nozzle? And I'm like, because I'm a fucking head taller than you. Yeah. It's like, what are you money?

Oh my God, there was nozzle talk? Somebody was... I get fucked up for moving the nozzle. I'm like, dude. That can't be a battle. I would never even notice

if somebody adjusted the nozzle. No, dude. You have to pin her against the wall if she says that. I just like, dude, clearly. That can't be a battle. I would never even notice if somebody adjusted the nozzle. No, dude. You have to pin her against the wall if she says that. I just go. I look at her and I just go. I don't know. It's crazy. It's weird.

I'd move the nozzle up to my height. Sorry, babe. Yeah, I told you before, dude. If you fight with a girl, it's your fault. That is true. Still holding it down like that. I'm more of a feminist in that I believe that they're equals and we can talk to them as equals. But I do need to come along the line of pure misogyny where it's like, if I'm in a fight with them, it's totally my fault.

If you're arguing and yelling, yeah. Yeah, it's like fighting with a four-year-old. Now, as soon as the voice is raised, this only came from just, I would say, a COVID length of strict meditation as soon as i catch the what as soon as i start hearing loudness it just goes like this we can't do this right now oh that's actually gonna be that's gonna backfire yeah women do not like that either you need to cool off dude just relax no they want to fight true that is true that's true true until you until you bring it to them they're sitting there squawking and then you bring the True. Until you bring it to them. They're sitting there squawking. And then you bring the thunder, dude. Then you bring the Moab.

Yep. And you hit them with that shock and awe. Yep. I'm sorry. They start crying. That's their shock and awe. True. We can't handle that.

What, the cry? The cry? Unless you're an iceberg, dude. If they start crying, you're like, cry away, bitch. I've been in relationships. I'm watching South Park. You're going gonna tell me to go to bed i bitch i've been in relationships where towards the end of it they bust out the cry and you just go like cold as hell yeah true you do get cold i got very fucking like totally i didn't care at all when someone was crying if she would cry i'd

be like oh my god i can't believe you're crying yeah don't do that don't fuck it don't start crying don't do that yeah man i remember towards the end of relationships just being like oh you're gonna cry like all right but before i'd be like oh i'll drive man that's so sad though it's sad that it gets there when she starts crying you're just like oh break out the waterworks again yep yeah can't just cry and get your way. Oh, yeah, dude. It's tough. That is sad.

It's also, it's a bullshit move, dude. It is a bullshit move. If we're treating them as equals, that's an insane bullshit move. Yeah, no crying. Especially after a fight day started. If you fucked up and they start crying, then that's, you know, they catch you in the local paper from getting a handjob. Yeah. They can cry a little.

They can catch you coming in a sex worker. They're allowed to cry. But if it's like, we're late to this party and she starts crying yeah it's like bitch i'm gonna drive this car into a tree i'd like to kill us both if i could i'll strangle you to death or you just cry harder than her true true people do that to like babies you know like anytime like my nephew gets hurt, I'm like... He's surprised that I'm crying. Really?

Yeah. You can trick babies into not crying. I might do that. You just start going... Or you start blowing in their face. It snaps them out of it. I might do that. Next time I see a girl cry, I just go... Right in her face.

What are you doing? It's like, if you can talk, you're not crying. Fake tears. I'm going to start. You know, people treat like toddlers and they cry. Like figure. Were you fake? I was going to be like, were you faking it?

Come here with those fake tears. Yeah. Were they alligators? Crocodile? Which one? Crocodile tears. Crocodile. You sure?

It looks like Gardini. A bit of a point of contention from the staff here. Really? You think it's alligator? It's crocodile. After, a bit of a point of contention from the staff here. Really? You think it's alligator. It's crocodile. After thought, I agree that it's crocodile. All right. Well, then don't give me those eyes.

We're going to have to work on those. You can just see the descent. He was like. Really? Yeah. When you said crocodile, I was like. Damn, dude. Yeah.

You should see what these two do behind your back. True. That's true. I never see them. Do you see me looking at them a lot? I see you peeping at them. Yeah. I take a gander if what we're saying is funny or not. damn dude yeah you should see what these two do behind your back true that's true I never see them do you always do you see me looking at them a lot I see people

yeah I take a gander if what we're saying is funny or not I read the stoners do you really although Gardini you're not a bit of a doper are you

absolutely not no dope no I do I do mess with dope a little bit well cut it out for the sake of the podcast don't dope

are you super high right now absolutely not I ain't come here for no foolishness hell yeah yes for the sake of the podcast. Don't dope. Are you super high right now? Absolutely not. I ain't come here for no foolishness. Hell yeah. Yes. Yes. Off to a ripping start.

Noah, could you say the same? Who do I look like? Are you high? Are you high off your ass right now? No, I'm not high off my ass. What, are you a little high? I'm fine. I'm true.

He's a bowl smith yeah just a quick bowl let me rip a bowl before i do this yeah what's that like ripping a bowl before you do things it just becomes your everyday reality dude i've been there for a while knocked it off man i can't i don't know i never got there just ripping a bowl is it fun it sounds fun if i could control it that'd be very i still suffer this is part of my cannabis addiction i still suffer like if i have to go to the movies if i have to go to a movie theater it kills me if i can't get a little weed in that fucks me up that's good that i think is going to be the hardest thing with quitting dip i still haven't dipped but going to a movie i love having a dip in a movie yeah it's my favorite i think it got cemented in my head

like a first the first time i actually got stoned i went to see et like when it was in theaters it like they put it in theaters they got high they put it back in theaters they re-ran it that was like 81 no they re they re-ran it in theaters back when i was a youngster back when i was when i was up in freehold pennsylvania they uh they re-ran et and i got like we went and smoked this kid stole weed from his dad and that's like i went into the concession i remember going to the concession dad he had a stoner dad disgusting yeah dude that was you know because his dad was your dad your dad wasn't a doper was he no no if you bring up weed to your dad, they're like, what are you, gay? I don't know, my dad's kind of into it now.

Nowadays, they've come around. Yeah. Now that it's okay. But when they were young, dude, dopers... Dude, ask me what my punishment would be if I got grounded. If I got caught drinking, punished for a month. I was grounded, caught drinking, a month was a sentence. If I got caught smoking weed, I guess the sentence was grounded for the year.

They put a death penalty over me. Wow. I'm still stoned, dude. Wow. sentence if i got caught smoking weed i guess the sentence was grounded for the year i had they put a death penalty over me wow i'm still stoned dude wow oh you're a renegade no i mean i didn't want to say it but yeah very spring scene no i would come into my house did you ever go in your house when you're younger like in high school stoned no i mean i would i always thought i was getting high i wasn't getting high really i would go in paranoid, but I must never have inhaled properly. I remember the first time I got high. I did it right. It was my freshman year in college.

Oh, this is why people do it. We smoked weed when I was in fifth grade. I just had to pretend I was high for six years. I had to be like, I love smoking weed. I'm way more chill right now. You guys ever see the movie Half-Baked? It's like my favorite.

That and Sublime. I was never high. I was like never high once. And then, yeah, freshman year in college, I was like, I can't feel my legs. I was like, oh, this is it. I got high enough that I was like having trouble walking. Yeah. What were you smoking on? is it. I got high enough that I was having trouble walking. Yeah. What were you smoking on?

I forget. I don't know. What we were smoking out of? Yeah. I don't remember. It was like a bottle. The kid I was with was a bit of a wigger, so I'd imagine a blunt. True.

They'll do it to you. Blunts would knock me to fuck. All of a sudden, we smoked blunts constantly. Yeah. Dude, those things are insane. They're crazy. I remember. Oh, God, dude.

Before. All right. This is how high I used to get we used to smoke we would just take gravity bongs constantly yep every night we would rip like three of them yep and i was like yeah i don't know if i can smoke weed it's just because for like five years i was as high as possible yeah gravity bongs are wretched they were wretched that's what the guard dog's on guard dog you rip gravity that gravity, mom. That's right, though. You were like what?

How old were you? 23. You were 23? Perfect. That's perfect age for a grand dog. It's about as tight as it gets. It's very tight. Oh, for sure.

Can you imagine sliding into the dog? Very economical, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's like a ball pack, right? It's teeny. They're small. It was crazy what that what

that did to me sorry god dog part my one part of myself was saying don't put out guard dog's business and i went well he rips gravity bongs how often do you do that what do you i think this fucking micro does it's hitting does anybody have any incubus to play you are stellar um you smoke gravity bongs yeah yeah to go to sleep usually that's what i was doing yep don't do that i'm isaac newton dude i love gravity oh yeah i remember the uh same thing i smoked it a couple times, and then when I went to see E.T., we, like, sat in the woods and just got so fucking high. I was probably, like, 14, and I remember I dropped a quarter on the counter, and it just went, boom, and hit.

It was, like, in total slow motion. I was just like, I don't remember the movie at all. I remember just going in there and just being like it was crazy dude. I think I fully unlocked my schizophrenia. Like I remember E.T. kind of looked like a cartoon to me.

I remember just watching it and being like this looks like a fucking cartoon. And I just like went home and just like crawled into my bed and was like Yeah.

That's usually how that goes. I got high and saw The Dark Knight. That was pretty sick. The opening scene was like an explosion for some reason. Like the

I could have sworn that's how it started was like a purple explosion sounds like and then word of the shooting happened and i was like oh really it was like the night that happened oh the people were like looking at their phones it was like a massive shooting and i was like i started thinking of dying in a movie theater, like how fucked up that would be. Yeah. Like a tear. Cause that kid had like smoke. Did he really?

Yeah. I think he was wearing a gas mask. He like tear gassed the room. Yeah. And then started shooting. Oh. And people were like, yeah, you can't get out. He's standing at the exit.

Yeah. There's not many exits in there. Yeah. Damn. I was just thinking of how like in there. Damn, what an orange. And I was just thinking of how horrible that is. In the middle of a movie. Do you think he Joker laughed? Deadass.

I bet he did. I mean, being deadass. He must have. You think he was like, yeah. Although this was, truthfully, this was opening night. This was like midnight premiere. So he didn't even get to see how sick the Joker actually was. True.

I wonder if he got to watch it in prison. I bet they gave him a fucking... You think they hooked him up? I hope they didn't. I hope someone was like, no. Yeah, you're not watching Batman. He doesn't get to see this, dude. He ruined it.

He ruined it for everybody. Fucking arch-villain, dude. I wonder how much that fucked up their box office debut. Pretty bad. Because I remember going to the movie after that and being a little like... Dude, I still think about that sometimes. Do you think that was someone from DC Universe? Wait, is Batman DC?

That might have been Marvel. That might have been Stan Lee. Yeah. Could have been Robert Downey Jr. You think Robert Downey Jr. did it? Yeah, he was a bit of a renegade. True. I think his vices were pussy and drugs.

Yep. Real renegade. You know. Outsider stuff. Those vices were pussy and drugs. Yep. Real renegade. True. You know. Outsider stuff. Those vices that everyone has. True. What a cross to bear.

True that. What else is going on? I don't know. I went to sleep to a nice audio book about death on the eastern front in World War II. Yeah, that was intense, man. That was a pretty wacky one to go to sleep to. I was looking for a new book. I didn't have anything I wanted to get into.

So I stuck with the old tried and true Eastern Front World War II. Yeah. Pretty sick. Yeah, it's also weird, dude. There's so many people who hate Nazis, which is like, you know, shout out, knock yourself out. But then they're into Stalin. It's like, dude, you can't hate Nazis while you're loving Stalin and Mao. Oh, yeah.

There's a lot of guys these days hating Hitler. It should be funny. Be like, I'm glad you're getting the real facts of what happened. Yeah, that is an interesting thing when people are into Mao or into like, brother, comrade. Yeah. It's like, dude, they kill a lot of people. Yeah, chill on that. It kind of stunk.

Yeah. Stunk big time. Yeah, even seeing flags with the hammer and sickle. It's like, yo, chill yeah how about that dude in the uh adam curtis thing who like started a party that was half hammer sickle true and nazi and nazi he's like i'm a nazi and a communist and people were like all right yeah whoa it's pretty easy to get russians fired that's basically goth he was essentially like i'm so spooky yeah it just a version. It's a political version of like, what's the worst two things? I'm them.

I'm going to parade in your street. And his Russian teenagers were like, perfect. Russian. Yeah. I mean, what the fuck else were they doing? It is funny when all those people eventually rise up. They did it in like Mao's China. When they start rising up against him, it's fucking bullshit.

Yeah. It's fucking bullshit. They go in and storm. Didn't they storm that one building? They stormed the Ministry of Economics or something? Ministry of Finance. Oh, in Russia? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just dudes hanging out the windows with like flares. Yep. That was funny. I fucking ruled. You just got to stand there? For no reason. You just got to stand. Dude, nothing was sicker than fucking Putin's squad.

Putin's security team was. I didn't get that. I'm on the very last episode. Oh, my gosh. It is the last episode. Yeah, I saw the journalist who was negative against Putin got fucking... Of course. ...sprayed up.

Oh, you're getting close. She got sprayed up, dude. Putin announces his new head of security is this biker gang. What? And they do a whole Russian biker gang, like, concert. What the fuck? Yeah, it's fucking sick. A bunch of dudes come out on Harleys. Yeah. Which is kind of like the most American thing possible. A biker gang like concert what the yeah it's fucking sick a bunch of dudes come out on harley's

yeah which is kind of like the most american thing possible a biker gang yeah big time they're just totally jacking our swag yeah that's kind of everybody appropriates our culture true our culture yeah all of ours us all of us we all worked on it together here in america big time big time sick of the belly aching. Where are we at time-wise? Because this was a wacky one. Hour and nine. Woo!

Exactly right. Two weeks in a row, baby. Hour ten. Hour ten. Ah. He's got his Apple Watch. He's cheating. I'm not cheating.

I knew you were going to react like that. Call me a goddamn liar. You lied on the Macon. You called me a goddamn liar. If you on the Macon. You called me a goddamn liar. If you accuse Matt of something that's dishonorable, he will be like, I'm not a liar.

It's my honor, dude. It's all I have. It's true. It's all I have is my goddamn honor. All I have is that. My name. My respect, dude. My outsider status.

My outsider. I'm a renegade, too. Big time. I'm actually kind of a renegade. Big time. Hopefully, we'll see. Hopefully, one day, I can have a podcast

with Barack Hussein Obama I think he'd be down to sit with us I think we would get yeah I think he'd be happy to sit here dude I'm telling you

pull some strings you know me come on baby EP well that's the end of this episode I believe Patreon's gonna be nice

Patreon might we might have we'll see we'll see how the Patreon goes this could be the episode, I believe. Patreon's going to be nice. Patreon, we might have. We'll see. We'll see how the Patreon goes. This could be the. We'll see. Never know.

Patreon's going to be a good one. Well, toss out some stuff just in case. I can tell. Toss out what stuff? Dates, dude. Dates, yeah. March 5th and 6th, they'll be at Bananas Comedy Club in Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey. The 18th, 19th, and 20th of March, they'll be at Helium Indianapolis. The 26th of... This is a big one. I think it's in Auburn, Alabama. The 26th and 27th of March, I'll be at

the Crown of Comedy. If you ever want to see Problem Child... Yes, dude. That's the one. Really? Because I've looked at that comedy club's website, and it's just black dudes. Really? It's just 100% a black club, which is sick. And I'm very happy that my agent felt like I was good for that. Dude, you're crushing black rooms.

Yeah, but black people aren't going to buy tickets when they see my fucking headshot. I think they will. I think they will. I'm telling you. All right. Well, if they do,

that'll be... I'm going to have to change my act. No way, dude. Slightly. Dude. Dude. You'll be having a good old time all right i'm telling you man they're gonna be having a fun old time i hope so dude but i've yeah my material has changed since then don't matter since i used to be that it's you dude true it's you they like come on dude anyway catch me April 4th. I'll be in Freehold, New Jersey.

Walking with my hands in my pockets. Just being like, ooh. Oh, one. Oh, never mind. That's a little far off. I think Mark Wahlberg's also starting a podcast or something. Someone sent me a thing. It's crazy.

When we started, we were like, when we started like four years ago, four and a half years, we were like, doing podcasts is hack. Everybody's already doing it. Yep. It's fucking gay. Look at us now. Now people are just starting. But if you're famous and you start a podcast, it's like, it's pretty good. Like if you look at the top charts, it's like everybody from the show, The Office.

The Friends. They started their own podcast. Yeah, I saw that. Shut the fuck up, dude. Yeah. Kevin, the fat guy, has a podcast now. Which one's that? The fat guy.

From The Office? Yeah. His own podcast or is it Office related? It's just him. It's Office related. They're all Office related. Yeah, they bring Office stars back and they're like, remember that episode? Yeah.

It's a big Member Berries podcast. It's total Member Berries. It's like, remember that time? I remember like three years ago when no one talked about The Office. Maybe it was like five years ago at this point. Yeah. There was a dead period where The Office was just no one cared. And then all of a sudden it got brought back by maybe Netflix.

It's corporate property. Somebody brought it back. And now everyone's like, that's my favorite show. Yeah. They got the bays hard, dude. Yeah. The white bays. Absolutely.

All the white bays got tricked into it. Yeah, dude. They brought up that podcast today. I'm driving with Bay. And she was like, I've never seen The Office. I'm like, we're not doing it. We're not getting into it. Although The Office does rule. It it was good it was very funny but she'll

saw through an entire series and it's like you know I can't be having off it that's a lot that's many seasons dude that's video games for white women they all complain about us playing call dude it's like dude you will have the office on for an entire season every day they'll just press play on their netflix and then go about their Every day they'll just press play on their Netflix and then go about their day. They're sewing or what have you. Yep. Whatever they do.

Preparing crockpot meals, sewing. Classic Bay stuff. Dude, I've brought that point up before. I'm like, dude, if I were to play video games the amount you watch TV, it would be a problem. And it was just... I wish someone would come at me for playing video games. A bae? A lady? Yep. you watch TV, it would be a problem. And it was just... I wish someone would come at me for playing video games.

A bae? A lady? Yeah. You play too much video games. I'll kill you with a gun. Baes crush TV. They crush TV. They do.

It's crazy. Yeah. Like, they'll watch shit like three times. I'm like, turn this shit off. You've already seen it. It bothers me.

I'm like, you've already seen this. I watched the Steve Bannon interview a couple times. I've shown two different people. Did you really? Sat there and watched it. Oh, you're watching it with someone else. I'm watching it with him.

Oh, you're watching that? Did you hear that part? So what he's trying to say, oh, dude, I did that. Oh, you thought I was going into girl hell? What happened? I brought the light with me. Did you really? I made Bay watch Adam Curtis, and I was like, watch watch it this is what he's saying right now i did exactly what

everyone makes fun of which is guys making people watch it and explaining it to them that's awesome it's embarrassing in hindsight i think we're gonna look back and it's gonna be like when you would listen to rap with your friends and pause it be like you hear those lyrics right there oh i think we're gonna look back and it'll have the same level of like, man, I was so fucking gay for that. No way. I believe. And I'm with Adam Curtis, dude.

Listening to rap and being like, oh, dude, he's such a fucking lyricist, dude. I've been there. Yeah. We all were there. I definitely said at one point being like, I just like listening to lyricists, dude. Like real rappers.

Oh, that hurts. I've definitely had those insane thoughts and i've said them publicly i've said them to people i've been like listen to just lupe fiasco's lyrics it's a song about skateboarding i'm like whoa fuck all right we are going on to the patreon join us there please yes