Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 340- Endangered Broski's

Episode Date: March 24, 2021

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Oh, dude, the motherfucking bees is bad boys. How are we? Oh, come on, man, good, man. We've assembled the bro's keys. Yeah, dude. That's what it's all about right now. It's all that matters. Yeah. I see only thing that'll get us through this, dude.

Just loving our bros. Just forging the bonds tighter than ever. Yeah, I feel it. Dude, it's all feel the love. It's all we do right now. You're the one tearing it apart. How? All you think that I mean,

skis don't show emotion, dude. Can't do that. True ski. What? Zero emotion. Can't show emotion. That's not. I've been riding that train for too long. I'm going to start letting my light shine. You've been real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been holding back.

I've got a model for your skis. I've been afraid of the criticism. You know what? I'm just going to be me. That's what I'm talking about. You think you haven't been emotional? No, no, no, no. Well, I've only I've only I haven't I haven't I haven't pushed the top. I've been all negative.

I let the negative come out, but I don't show the positive. Almost zero positive. Right, right. So that's time to change. Take a look at these. Yeah, almost all positive. What are you grateful for right now? Top five being here.

This is fun. You know, I'm a boy's nice, not showing emotion. Yes, that's just two or five right there. He's in it up. Yeah, it's good. I learned a lot from the bees this weekend. Well, you know, positive energy. Yeah, man. Just keeping it.

How was the dog shit? How was your guys hotel? We had a great time. We did have fun. It was a weird situation there. Yeah, they were we got there and the hotels were booked up. So I couldn't because of the tournament. Sure. So the boys, the boys stayed on the broskies had to go

to the outskirts of town and find a shitty hotel. We found the closest, cheapest hotel. And then so there was a there was if the Venn diagram of places, the broskies can stay and where the strippers are staying. Say, yeah, those hotels tend to be fortresses of prostitutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of every time we leave, there was a lot of handbags. Oh, yeah, it's awful bags.

How did you feel in there? What? I felt all right. Yeah, you ever you ever stay in a hotel and you look at like that latch door and you're like, I wish I could just like whoever's on the other side. Yeah, open this and connect and be like, dude, let's just keep this open, man. Keep it open.

Yeah, sexual or maybe or maybe just like, you know, whatever. Watch porn together and like edge. Something about coming. Yes, something. There's no way we're open. That's maybe you jerk off and I'll watch you. But let's just open this door and figure it out. I feel like when I was a child,

I went to several parties with that door open. I don't know what happened when I was young. I feel like that happened a lot. Really? Yeah, maybe it was just sports. Oh, yeah. Maybe that was it. But dude, I'm going to start banging on that door furiously and demanding it be open. Then be like, no, just get in, you know.

Yeah, the worst is when you hear like fucking a family on the other side, like just kids. I don't ever hear anyone, man. Every time I just stare at the door and I'm like, if we both open it, dude, this would be the craziest weekend. You'd be on the other side of that thing. You never know. Yeah, there's no camaraderie in the hotel. It stinks, dude. Not in that one between rooms.

Yeah, dude, they should do a thing. I want to do a hotel where every like 30 seconds, the walls just go transparent for like one minute. And then they go back. It's a random. Yeah, it's a good like sci-fi movie. Yeah, that'd be fun. Come on. That'd be terrible. Let the walls go transparent. I told you when I was in Hawaii for my honeymoon,

there was these windows and I thought they were like you couldn't see through them kind of. Oh, my God, they're tin it. Like I can see out what people can't see in. And I was just naked, dude. Well, during the day, it actually had some sort of reflective properties, but I thought it carried in the nighttime and I was out by the pool and I looked up into the hotel

and it's clear of day. It's all or someone's room. I was just standing there naked like, oh, my God, don't look at me. Were you masturbating? Did I masturbate on my honeymoon? Yes, I did. What? Hey, man, why? I did. I remember that.

I remember I like to fight it all on the honeymoon. Yeah, dude. Oh, really? I mean, I can't even imagine, like, because at that point, you've been together for like four years, five years. Of course, you're going to fucking fight. I suggest not going on a honeymoon. Really? Yeah, just going to wait and don't go on a honeymoon.

Go on a regular vacation. Well, honeymoon was useful for people that didn't fuck. True. Or like, yeah, kind of chilled on fucking. Yeah, especially in the summer, like everyone's windows had to be open. So like you were ripping like a nut that was inside of you for a long time

and you got home and got married. That would have been like, oh, yeah, you got to fly you and your spouse like some remote island. Yeah. Yeah. Cabin. So you can. He's flying back to Nebraska and you're like, hey, Bob, hey, Steve. How's the honeymoon? Yeah, I remember I think I think I fapped on my honeymoon.

I remember was it an angry fap? Was it like I was just addicted to porn, dude? I was so horny. Yeah, I was so I just was so addicted to porn. I mean, yeah, I've been to that place. It was like, I would get I still suffer from this little get pussy. And I'll be like, I should jerk off right after. Like I like, yeah, not every single time, but I'm like treat.

Yeah, I'm kind of like a little dessert. A little bonus. Let's just watch something crazy. These are you ever masturbate after you have sex after? No, all the time. We're like the day after sex. These days, like literally you come and then you're like, I should masturbate. Yeah, I'm talking about like the day after.

Or yeah, I mean, if it's like a couple of hours of passing, you wake up in the middle of the night and you're like, yeah. The worst is that you have the gears going. The worst when you do fap and then base then she won't say. Oh, yeah. She can tell you this point. She can tell she'll take me in her mouth and go, did you fap? I'm like, oh, she takes you in.

True, I apologize. I apologize, but oral sex is a sin. But yes, not with us. Actually, unless it does lead to a cream pie, it's it's all good. Is that all I got to be careful in the CPS just for another month, a couple of months. Yeah, dude, I'm telling you, women have kids. I was telling you guys, they ovulate after a woman has a kid. Shortly afterwards, their ovulation thing almost like reverses where they

ovulate three weeks instead of one week out of the month. So they're just on some like mean and horny gets back to regular schedule. You said maybe never, bro. I don't know. I don't know what happens, dude. But like you go and undergo a shift and they become mean and horny, bro. Wow. Just you got a mean lady. Yeah, I mean, they're fucking PMS stuff out of control.

I was actually describing it to my therapist. I was like telling her, I'm like, well, you know, we're getting along pretty well. But, you know, her like ovulation shit switched up. So now she's like mean like a lot of the time. I was like, her words, not mine. I feel like I'm there. But yeah, dude, they it's pretty tight. You have to like get a fully rang.

You got to go full Marble, man, dude. Did she ever say like, hey, anytime I get mad. She figured it took a while to figure out. You didn't know. First, we were just ramming heads. And I was like, what do you do? And it was just kind of like, you know, I'm like, I can take a week here and there. This was like no light at the end of the tunnel. And I was just like, you're so at one point, I was like, you're so fucking mean.

Yeah. No, it's like we figured it out. Now I'm like, oh, your pussy's freaking out. And then I got horny. Now it's. Yeah, once you get a wild pussy. Yeah, I was channeling. Pardon me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for saying that. Please forgive me. It's like the basketball coach. And last chance to you, you know, you got to like you charge him up.

But then that runs out. Sometimes you got to go. I don't know about that analogy. That's a little. You got to go with the cry. I'm sorry, Matt, why don't you apologize to Matt for what you know, I think he's liking me to a black preacher. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes you got a strong. You got to go after him.

But then I don't want to delve into this too far. But I do think you owe a man an apology. No, I just you said he had a mad wife and you compare him to a coach. And last chance I'm saying when you you seem to be getting on him about. I'll tell you where my mind goes when you make a joke like that. I know, but that's, you know, that's something you need to work. OK, I'm telling you what I'm telling you what. I think that's exactly the answer to any relationships problem.

You have to become a strong black Christian man. If you just attack it from that angle, you can't lose. Yeah, you cannot lose. Well, how? How so? Just if you get into an argument, you just got to be like, God doesn't want us doing this, baby. You got to start citing Ezekiel. Yeah, yeah. All the dudes I used to work with would definitely hit me.

They'd be like, well, you know, God says man created women out of man's ribs. Therefore, and it would just be like, fuck yeah, bro. They would bust that out in arguments and, you know, you have to let us pray. Yeah, exactly. It's the solution to all the problems, dude. You're like, girl, dude, God does not want us doing this. I had a girl who tried to meditate. Bees. Bees.

Yeah, he's neutral. I'm yeah. So that works for us. Your head. I'm waiting for you to finish this analogy. I've never heard it before. So I was very interested in you finishing it and saying that you just go by Christian man.

How do you keep your bitch in line? I definitely don't turn into a black Christian. Yeah, if I quoted the Bible around her, she'd probably fucking hook me. Why? Have you ever met this woman? Kind of love the Bible, bro. She doesn't give a fuck about the Bible. Dude, she longs for church, dude. No, she does not.

She's a good woman. She longs for the longs for church, dude. So you just got to tangle. Yeah. Yeah. You got to find that balance. I've seen. Don't be a bitch. I've seen how easy it handles it. It's pretty impressive because he'll what's that?

You'll like you'll make fun of her or like say something fucked up and just keep it pushing. Oh, yeah, it's pretty impressive. You got to. Yeah, you got to write it out. No apologies. No, that's what I like. We're Philly girls, too, especially because they're that aggressive. You got to just because the minute you show weakness.

Yeah, you're done. Yeah, you're dead in the water. Say something fucked up. So yeah, let her go back to the room. You know, fucking I don't give a fuck. Oh, yeah, it's nice. She'll come back. Yeah, yeah.

More than likely, they'll come one of these times. Yeah, takes 45 minutes. Yeah, but if you if you if you get angry, I've actually kind of, I think, figured this out. If you antagonize your bae and you just let you go, look, man, like, I don't know what happened there, but you just let it go. You don't try to be like, well, actually, that just extends it. If you just go like, hey, like not right now, 45 minutes later.

And sometimes they cool down. Sometimes they spend that 45 minutes coming up with a way to drag you deeper. Yeah, sometimes I will say I've had I've got a very they hit their little like Marcus Aurelius tent. Like, what does he have in my apartment? I can destroy that he cares about. Yeah, would she break your things? There is.

Yeah. Oh, shit. Really? No, there was just admit it. Well, you're trying to hide troops got amassed along the border. You know what I mean? It was like nothing. Nothing I don't think ever got fully destroyed, but there was definitely like, let's find something that you care about. You walked in and she had a hammer next to your television.

Next to the rest. Oh, yeah. That would be that would be devastating. The Oculus. You slap an Oculus on there, just like. Yeah, if you leave a reality, if you leave their dimension. Well, it changes the negotiation because then you're not talking about the fight. Now you're now I got it's a hostage situation. True. And you've got to be like, OK, now let's put that down. I have a pair of jeans.

I think Brittany cut on purpose. You're like, pissed, like kind of half with me. What is going on with you? Yeah, what the fuck? She took it when she took scissors or a pair of my jeans and just was like, fucking around, I'm going to cut him like you're not going to cut him. And just was like, I kind of hit her with like you won't. And she'd nick the pair right on the back and I have like a little.

I look at her every time I'm like, motherfucker. Little reminder, gave me a little cut. Yeah, she gave me just fucking sliced a little slice. Threateningly cut your pants. What are you guys? They weren't they weren't help. They weren't on. Dude, she's threatening looks. Yeah, yeah, you didn't say nothing was fully broken.

So that means something was actually. I think you backpedaled pretty hard on that. Yeah, I think things were broke. I think some things got broke. I know what I mean. Dude, I know a guy. This is my favorite story with like weird domestic quarrels. He would they were they were dating and obviously.

And they were they had a falling out and she spazmed and bit him. So she bit him and he was the fuck get the fuck out of my house. Oh, yeah. So he kicked her out after she sank her teeth. Holy shit. And then and then he came home and his turtles were gone. And she was like, I have your fucking to kill them. Oh, my God.

Yeah, dude, he was this guy was just like in shambles. Tell me this thing. I was in his living room being like, where's your turtle? Dude, the turtles got kidnapped. It's one of my back. This is one of my fellow Weedsmen back in the day. Yeah, you get some rough babes, dude, when you fucking live in the darkness.

And when you're in the trenches, your mind plays tricks on you because you get bit and you go, you know what, that sucked. But I might be on Easy Street for a while. She's in debt. She's in debt to me. One bite is not that you think that's at least two months of like me, no bullshit.

Yeah, I'll be fine. I've had to I've had to I've watched Chris go through this. And it's been tough because I'm usually in his ear like, come on, man, get out. This is because I've seen it. Took a toll on the boy. My boy, my boy is. Yeah, he's laid up.

He's on online video games. This is that rule. The last refuge. It does sound great. Thanks for being here. But I need a community. I like the one where you I'm going to speak out. I'm going to speak on this.

Let me know if you tell me when to stop. All right. The one where she was angrily texting you and you jokingly replied. This is one of my favorite plays, because I walk through Chris's room every day and I usually get to get a good read on how things are going. I'll walk through.

Well, that's so funny, too, that you traverse. You were laughing on that one. Well, that was so wild because, yeah, like I just been a sad boy for like a week, just like in my apartment. She's like, is there somebody else? And it's just like, no, I'm just and and then, yeah, she likes. I woke up to just like 10 texts. They're just just just taking, you know, just taking it to me.

And there's just one type of minister. Give me an example. Propaganda bullshit. Yeah. Give me an example of what something she would hit you with that would hurt your family stuff. That's just like small penis. No, that one she backed off of.

She was doing that before. She would hit me with that. But it was just like, yeah, I'm yeah. Who are you talking to? Yeah, I had a girl spend a rumor about me. Totally, totally false rumor about me having a small high school dude. I fucking I walked into a high school basketball game

and I remember like I just broke it just broken up. And I'm like bird dog and chicks like looking at them. There was like, I was like, I found out like two weeks later. And I was like, you bitch. Yeah. That's like a bitch. Like that's stuff where it's just like that's like you when you can see who like what other guys they've been dating.

It's like you clearly dated someone before this that would spaz if you had this. You said they had a small dick or she dated. She dated pretty much me and then only division one athlete. So maybe it was like a perspective thing. Yeah, yeah. He's I mean, us D1 athletes do tend to have huge dogs. That's what I'm saying, dude.

Yeah, yeah, it's nothing. I was just more of like getting suspended from school, bad voice donor for like killing hamsters. Well, I got I took the rap in high school for alcohol. That wasn't mine. Oh, that's a ski move. Damn. 400 bucks, bro.

So my daddy was she was actually mean things. What types of things that were mean that would she say to you? She had. Did she know your Ols? Yeah, no, actually, no. I think that was like the weirdest part about couldn't figure it out. Yeah. Well, she figured out if she, you know, she would take fine things

that like, you know. Yeah, Jesus Christ. I'll say this is to be fair, fair to be fair to women. The fact that they have to see like any like, you know, they see your average penis and the fact that they don't immediately go to that right away because they know it'll just absolutely end the argument. It's got to be hard for them because they've seen dogs, dude. I will say they have a dong pokedex.

I understand. But if they want to get into a body argument that's they're in trouble. Yeah, that's going to hurt them. Wait, I don't know in front of my dog. I'd be like, your pussy is disgusting. Yeah, they would. Yeah, you don't even have to go there. Yeah, I don't say anything.

So much lighter. Like I want you to know you stink. Yeah, when you smell like shit, it makes me sick. No, I maintain this. I mean, I've got the nukes. Loaded. I got small dog. Dude, I got to be mentally prepared.

I don't body shame. I do not body shame. Body shame constantly. I do not body shame. I and I and I talk about a rope dope approach to relationship fights. But also where it's just like, if they're hitting me with like fucking, you got a small dick, it's like, I want you to know that I love you. Oh, that's not a rope.

A dope. That's not a dope. No, it's not. No, no, it is. It is a strong black Christian man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what's going on with you right now, but you need to know that I love you. Yep.

How could we never do that with me? With me, he runs off and pouts. Oh, come on. I'm going to come in there. That's because I'm using it all. And then when I. Yeah, I'm like, he's gas. He's gas, dude.

He's gas. And then I walk through and he's like, you know, you have a small dick. And I'm like, fuck you, Chris. Paint it forward. So fuck you, Chris. You're fucking pussy stick. Yeah, Chris. Your ass.

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like women could I feel like a hot, like young chick, like 24 year old. You'd be like, you're fucking have like abs or something. I don't know. Wanted to make fun of her. Yeah, if it was just some like smoke, bro, you can if you can't eviscerate a woman in a war of words, you are a loser. Yeah, yeah, it's true.

You need to be able to eviscerate. I guess you could just really you can easily be like, that's why I have some weird ass fucking I think they'd be like, what? And girl, that's the thing too. To be fair to girls, they're in like a mental pressure cooker that's totally unprecedented in terms of like social media and like comparing themselves to like filtered pictures of their friends doing things without them.

It's fucking hell, dude. It's girl hell. Girls are in girl hell. Yeah, there's like this in girl hell. Oh, my boy got body shamed by a chick and what eviscerated him. Fuck shit. I forget what he said that girl said. So when was this was this was Weaver, the kid.

You just yeah, yeah, we just met him in Indianapolis. I think I met we were the man. Yeah, yeah, you might have a shot out. Did it fucking rules? I guess they were trying to get into a cab at the same time as this like really hot chick. And he like started to argue with this girl. And she was like, I guess having man tits is back in style.

He was just like, yeah, she got the cat. Yeah, eviscerated the boy. Yeah, he should have swung on her. No, I don't see. I don't at least punch the cab. I don't buy it at all. Punch the cab. I don't buy it.

I'm not going to have anybody not punch the cab. It's like she's beautiful. Yeah, you're beautiful. Yeah, you got to fucking do that. Yeah, I would have exposed myself. How about this? Are these gay to show your penis? I feel like flaccid penis.

My classical flaccid. Oh, you think my tits are bad? Wait, do you see my? Wait, do you see my mangled dong? Wait, do you see my oil painting of a penis? Well, it's also it's like, yeah, you know, I don't know. Like, I'm not that I'm not. I mean, look, people make fun of my body.

I can I can start to cry for sure. But has she has. But has he ever cried for her? It doesn't bother me. Once you have you cried when she made funny. You never went home and cried now out of like frustration or anything. Frustration of yes, is the answer.

Yes, is the answer. And it doesn't matter why she's never. It's never been after that kind of stuff. Like she'll hit me with that kind of stuff. Like you just want me to be like a housewife. I don't know who you're. I don't know who you're fighting. But it's like that ain't me.

That's a that's a that's just some other dude fighting. Excuse me, the patriarchy. Excuse me, excuse me. She's fighting the patriarchy, dude. Yeah, girls are convinced you're trying to like. First of all, as someone who stays at home with a child two days a week. Easy, you're staying home dead.

Easy, dude. I don't know what the fuss is. I chill. We watch Close Encounters of a fifth time. That was a PA on my mind. I'm just trying to be a jerk. It's dude, I'm telling you, it's nothing wrong with that. Well, I've always wanted to do it.

Yeah, of course, of course. I fucking chill, have fun. It's like two days a week. And you know, we get the babysitter to come over. But there's like days where it's just me. Still stand up, dude. Don't stand up right now. So why if I wouldn't absolutely upset

this entire film set up, dude? Where I'd like take myself out of frame forever, dude. No, dude. I'm not saying I'm married. I'm a fucking married. Of course. Yeah, no, you're chill with the kid. Two days, two days. All day long, dude.

Yeah, having a blast, playing blocks, they take a nap. It's yeah, it's the life, dude. I'm not going to lie. And it's I feel bad that women have psyched themselves out being like, it's like, no one's saying you have to. But it's like you can. And it's sweet. Yeah, and it's honorable.

Yeah, it's the best of both worlds. They can totally be like, and everyone's like, fuck, yeah, you did, you know, you served. Yeah, you were a waitress for six years. Don't disrespect women. Guys, you're begetting violence. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is a long journey, dude.

We're on journeys. I'm starting from my progressivism is just like negative 500. I'm on journey. I'm on a journey. Sorry, not all of us start at third base. You know what I'm saying? Not all of us. Not all of us had a very short journey to reach. I'm on a long journey.

Let's be fucking journey. Sorry, some of us had alpha ass dads, dude. Yeah, sorry, our dads weren't fucking gay. Setback. I accept you. That's what I'm saying. That's why I resent how much women tell other women that they're not beautiful.

That's why I always heard that. Positivity. Yeah, they do. Honestly, dude, they attack each other, man. It's fucked up. Yeah, they attack each other's looks. And I'm I'm frankly really I'm sick of women against women, relational violence.

Honestly, I do get constantly attacked online for my looks. Do you? By the bros, dude. The skis love to say that. We've got to do better, dude. We've got to do better, dude. That's wrong. I wish they'd just knock it off, but we've got to do better.

We know I have feelings. I have feelings. We can't have ski on ski violence, dude. We can't have ski violence, dude. That's what they want. This is exactly what they want. You can't have ski on ski violence. This is what the black man wants.

Chris, knock it off. I'm trying to journey. I'm trying to journey. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help. The black man is trying to tear us apart, dude. The black man is trying to convince white guys, the skis they have averaged a small piece.

Everybody's against us. I can't wait till that gets in text. Right now, on the recent episode, they said the black man was trying to hold them back. Hold back the skis. The skis are just trying to golf, dude. The skis are just hitting the legs. The skis are just trying to keep the brosies sick.

The skis are trying to share funny fucking memes on their phone and have fun. But people resent that. People resent that kind of fun and they try to tear you down. So they find your O.L.s, my family. What? So you make you cry.

You didn't even explain the funny fight. Yeah, that's drifted away. Well, okay. Yeah, we got fired up. You didn't even come close to explain the story. So she, I'm trying to remember exactly how this went down. She fucking sent him a bunch of paragraphs. Oh, yeah.

And I said, because I would always text her, good morning. So I... Damn, you are a strong black Christian, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Morning, my queen. Yes, yes, yes. Damn, dude. So I sarcastically sent a good morning.

In response to all the night of fighting. After a long... All his hate, I was like, good morning. Was she sending those texts? No, no. Was she sending those texts at morning or the night before? No, no, she's sending it in the morning. What, no, she, no, no.

So she woke up hot and was like, I'm gonna fire these 10 at him. And ripped all those off. And you came back with good morning? Yes, I sent a good morning back. Oh, I like that. She was like, that was meant for someone else, you fuck. Yeah, that was my favorite part.

I was walking through it right when that happened. She would explain like, no, actually was just having a jab at you. Yeah, but it's also like, you know, that's just another way of getting me into a fight. You know? True. It's a strategy. It's always a strategy to draw you deeper into a...

I think there's like an emotional thing where there's like, some people like that, like build up release, build up release. And like, when you start to like log jam that with just being a super chill. Yeah. Well, that's, you know, some people want it like, you know, some people, that's how they...

That's the only way they can... I'm not saying some people are just talking about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's, you know, I don't know. I feel bad. Yeah, in general. Because a lot of times, you know, they're aware of it, but it's hard to control. You know, I have the same shit where it's like...

You want to control women? What? You want to control women? No, I'm saying they can't control them. Negative six points. You're saying... We got a progressive journey in Candyland, dude. We just have a Candyland board, and peace gets laid back.

Oh, man. Just go down in a fudge road. I was trying to be empathetic. We should have a journey leaderboard behind us. We should, dude. So you get some most progressive? I'm pretty progressive. I'm way progressive, dude.

Well, I wouldn't compare, you know. True. Comparison evaluation is the European tool. I'll slide you back. Bees, you're at the top, dude. I'm not even on the map. Bees. You've reached your journey.

I am. DMT. I'm up top, working down below. Bees, you about what? DMT, what do you know about it? DMT, yeah. What about it? You like it?

It's a yellow powder. Whoa, boy, that scares me. You ever snored it? No. No, no, no. Can you snort it? Probably. I have no idea.

I don't think so. I think if you want to ingest the, what? I don't know, because I think if you eat it, you have to combine it with an MAOI, a monoxidase inhibitor, or whatever. Otherwise, you'll just digest it. When they make ayahuasca, the one root is the one that they synthesize DMT with.

The other one is this MAOI, somehow they found this weird component. We read this exact Wikipedia on the way out. Really? Yeah, because I was telling him that Mali came from beehives. What? Yeah, he was asking me if Mali, no, it's not true, but I wanted to, he,

It's like not. I don't know. I want him to keep that piece of information so that one day he'd be like, I think it comes from beehives. It comes from essential oils or some shit. It's like, it comes out of a relatively common thing. They just, you know, they use that

to synthesize a bunch of stuff. It's honestly, the Wikipedia article itself. It was words like that. It was unreadable. Yeah. The first one you said. Monoxidase inhibitors? Yeah, the whole article was that.

It was frustrating. They were just like, they were like a first generation of antidepressants, which was some shit. Mali was like, the guy was trying to invent something that stopped bleeding during surgeries. What?

Yeah. He ended up just inventing Mali. Yeah. That's awesome. And I don't think they even knew that it had like any psychoactive properties until like another 30 or 40 years later. Yeah, the military got it after it.

The military was like, put this in an animal and see what happens. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. LSD was similar. Some guy was just like studying, fucking like ergot,

old or some shit. And he was just kind of like, got it or I think he got it on it, just it on accident, was just like, hey. Bees. So how's the DMT treating you?

I haven't had it in ever, probably about a year. I had it. How long you can clean off DMT that long? I've only smoked DMT like three times. Like two, maybe three times, I think. Yeah.

It was like two or three times. Yeah, it sat at the house forever. Yeah. It was just like a pile of DMT. Were you? Yeah. You know. A ski hooked me up.

This is where it was from? Yeah. From this man? He came over the one, that was one of the weirdest days. That was one of the dudes, one of the dogs was like, yeah, I want to talk about all this stuff.

And I'm like, yeah, come by, we'll do a Patreon. Wait, just a guy came by? Yeah. Sibrosky. Yeah. Listener came by the spot and just was just telling me about making DMT

and all kinds of stuff. And then he just like left it. And I was just like, all right, sweet. I just left it there. Yeah. I think I did. I dipped it.

He scarfaced. He scarfaced. You didn't scarface it? No. No, no, no. So you were just puffing. You were just puffing. I didn't know anything about it.

Like at all. So you just smoked it? Yeah, I kept hearing it. No, what happened was a couple guys, of course, from gas digital came down. They were like, this is how you do it. I was like, okay. It's a drug addicted network.

It is a drug addicted network. And we smoked it the one night. And all I know about it, because Louis told me to, it's like you have to use a torch. Can't use this like a regular pick. All right. And then you're supposed to break through

also gayest thing in the world to say. It's, that's so dumb. But I never hit that. I don't think. It's like nitrous. It's just longer nitrous trip for me. That's how it hit me. Like you're just fucked up.

It is fun. But then like seven minutes later, you're like, okay, now I just kind of have a headache. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I never went. Do you remember when we were playing poker? We played poker and just everyone was just ripping

nitrous the whole game. Oh yeah. It's so funny. That's great. It's so funny. But yeah, that's how it kind of was. And it's crazy. We were playing Texas whole room and dudes like, ffff.

Casual nitrous use freaks me out. Oh, it's great. Yeah. It's so funny. It's bad. It's not like a, you know, I've never done it. I don't know what it, I think it just makes you high. Yeah. Nitrous is pretty nuts.

It's not like a humongous deal, but it's like, you do it and same thing immediately. You're like, I'm going to do that again. My cousin's fishing out. If you like take too much and you like fall over. Oh yeah. My cousin fished out and red hot chili peppers, just fucking just pass out.

Cause you do one. You're like, that was awesome. And then you just like, I'll do like four of these things. And you just go, well, you get those big concert balloons. You're like, and then your brain goes. Oh yeah. That's what they were saying. Yeah. I had a buddy in college who had like,

who got like a tank, like a full. I had one. I had one as well. In our apartment. Did you get the card to get it filled up? No, I had a tank and someone used to fill it for me. Then the boy, my boy who fucking drank all my lean also fucking squandered my tank.

Yeah. You could get a card. You could get a card and say like you, you do custom work on like race cars and then bring it in and they just fill a tank. Yeah. There's a South Philly Nitrous Mafia, dude. Yeah. Do you ever fuck with them? There was a couple of places that was filled up.

There was a, no, there was always actually one place might have been down South Philly. I don't remember, but we used to just, we had a four foot tank. We'd bring the parties and sell and we would make our money back within 10 minutes and have fucking three quarters of a tank to ourselves. That's all you need.

What else do you need? Exactly. That's three quarters of a tank and all your squirrel, dude. I feel like nitrous is a Philly heavy thing. It is. Yeah. Because I never, I never even heard of it. Yeah. I never really, I remember one kid

had a party in high school and I was like scared of it. Was it the Whippets or like a tank? Maybe it was just Whippets. I mean, it's the same thing. It's just, I don't like that stuff. It's, you're not missing much, dude. Yeah. You feel like a fucking asshole. I would, well, I like,

something you see at a concert when you're like 16 or 19, you're like, oh, this is funny. That's weird. I would walk into dude's houses like 27 and see them like on like a Tuesday at 10 a.m. They would get a big tank. Oh. You used to be upstairs and you're.

Shit. Yeah. That's the worst part. It's so loud. We're trying to play cards. That's junk. And every minute it's just. No, usually a tank. Tanks are fucking so loud.

I mean, it's like being at a party. I'm just trying to drink light beers and play Texas Hole. Yeah, man. You don't want to be around that crap. Now, maybe if there's some other drugs, I'll do those. Dude, my dad, my brothers. But that's what I got to like. My brothers went to a fish concert when they were like, I think in ninth grade.

That's what you're making money. My brother, my one brother was in eighth grade. My other brother was in ninth grade. They went to a fish concert. I think I'm getting this right. But my dad had found out that, like, I don't know. Something he found out, apparently, like somebody got in trouble for smoking weed or something.

So my dad drove up to a fish concert in the parking lot to find his boys. Yeah. And he was he was dude. He was so fucking hot. He's like a greaser. So he pulled up and he hates hippies, dude. Yeah. So he pulls up. He's like, I see these fucking assholes with these balloons. He's going up to me like, you're like fucking 40, you loser.

Get the fuck out of here. What the fuck are you doing? It's so funny. He's like, I see a guy my age selling balloons. I'm like, you fucking loser. Guy's just like, that is mean. Fuck. Damn. That is my one brother.

He drove. I don't know if it was this time or another time. My one brother was on acid in ninth grade and they kind of drive home with my dad, who was like, what the hell are you doing up here? And he was just like, he's the worst person to see on a fish lot, dude. He's in like a Kenna Port, Kenna Bunkport main t-shirt with just like fucking shorts and like white new balances being like, what the fuck six six and I got hit hard with that energy.

Remember, we were staying outside Shane's hotel. We were having a cigarette and this like hot dad walked out. Oh, yeah. Back in the kids. Yeah. And he and he like stared us down. It was intimidating. Dude, he looked like he looked like he was like David Beckham's brother. Like he literally with us. You know, I mean, like, you're not a man.

Yeah. Kids kind of. I think he was looking at you more. But what were you a lady? You got that vibe from a guy staring at you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, am I wrong? That's what he was intimidating. Dude, just like out of nowhere, just like giving us the fucking.

He was like, you fucking joker. And I get it. He's about to walk into a city full of drunk college kids. So he was throwing kids and his wife with his kids and his wife. He was about to walk into just this guy. He already had his guard up. That's his issues. He's got different issues.

I don't think he had any questions about you not being a child. No, I think he saw you guys. We're on the prowling castle. We were very sensitive. I think he saw you guys. The fact that I took a dog. I did never had guys looking at me. I'd be like, are they trying to fight?

I've never had somebody looking at me and be like, he knows I'm not married. No, well, he knows I'm an old man too. He was a intimidating dude to just eye up. It's like, whoa. But yeah, I didn't think he thought it was. I mean, I know, I know a dad. I know a dad. What are you guys up?

Yeah, there's a disapproval. Come on. Don't just walk off. Yeah. She said, I'm working. If I was out there, I'm working, I'm working. No, I'm working right now. I'm about to go do my job.

Yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, doing your hair. You 50 year old fucking pussy. He was my wife. I'm going to fuck your daughter. Actually, that wife was very not attractive. Yeah, she said, nice wife. You're drunk.

Oh, I was going to hit him with the Tarzan. Nice hair, Tarzan. What are you guys doing? Getting pulled off like this. It's just they're a full white castle, dude. My guys, I can't send the skis out. I was just waiting for. I didn't I didn't get looked at by a horny dad.

Yeah, he was just looking at you guys like, man, I wish I could fuck chicks right now. Yeah, probably. But he probably walked by like these guys probably think I don't get any fucking pussy. He was like, damn, we got your E war. I'm clearly winning the. I took that.

Clearly. What'd you call? No, yeah. Watch it. I took that. Slide him back a little bit. It was an N word joke. I'm a first base.

Not even funny to lose to. Not even funny to even I took that situation. Is that dude just fucking eyeing up like out of nowhere? And it was like, dude, what the fuck? What's this guy staring at? That girl's like, what's why is he saying I have no wife? It's like, dude, what? It was just awkward.

That guy was just, you know, fucking giving us the eyes. And I was like, maybe he's gay. I don't know you have to. You have to immediately be like trying to fuck me. There was a lot of sharp dressed older men there, like university like rich guys that were there to see their alma mater in like Jordans and like nice jeans, right? Old white dudes and Jordans.

Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. You look young. Yeah. Southern old guy fans. Just like assholes. They were several poets. Really? I was staring at them like, where are your children?

I'd like to have children. I can't believe I'm sending you guys out into the world. You guys are getting fucking dog. Dude, it was just, I'm up in the room. I'm up in the room. We weren't ready for it. They were on the outskirt. They were from the other side of the tracks.

True. It was a couple of springs teams. We were from the homeless hotel. It's true. I wasn't ready for it. It's like one of those things we just got. There's here like 60 year old men being pegged on the other side of the wall.

Open the door. Let's connect. Most of you, if I didn't know you, just being able to mow, go counter in public, just walking by and be like, and just watching a guy explode. Or just like, just pull your kid in there. Come here, honey. And be like, yeah.

That's a good move. It's like, careful. Well, I walk around. Clearly are rapists. You should smoke DMT, dude. Seriously, we're going to do it. We're going to do it soon. What?

Smoke DMT right up in her. For the end of the month before. Dude, I have a wacky 28, 30 days coming up. Smoke DMT and writer. I think on the 24th of April, five grams psilocybin. It's all it's in the books. Podcast might get a little weird for a couple of weeks. See, but I'm going to have a wacky month.

What are you doing? Probably a couple of grams of coke, a bunch of Molly. That's a wacky month. It's a vision question. It's a vision. Wacky sounds awesome. It's a vision quest. I'm on a journey.

That's an absolute vision. I'm journeying to the hospital. Have got to get off the coke, dude. Yeah, the coke is the coke's no good. We're not doing coke. We don't do the coke. We don't do the cocaine. That's a joke.

Of course. The broskies like it, though. The broskies go on a little bachelor party. All of a sudden, coke seems to have. It's the FBI is trying to. They've been flooding the white community with. They're flooding the brosky community with coke. You think so?

Absolutely. In a powdered form? Yes. Well, dude, you know, you're golfing. Like they do a crack in the 80s. What's the end game? That's what they're doing to the broskies. They're trying to get them off the links.

They're trying to get their golfing. They're going to Buffalo Wild Wings. We're betting. We're using Fandall. Yeah, yeah, true. Trying to use the coke to cut your appetites. You can't crush Buffalo Wild Wings. Golf?

Buffalo Wild Wings, Barstool, and then betting. Sometimes even through Barstool. Barstool is Walmart. Yeah. The boat rental community is pushing cocaine. Could be. Also do a lot of things too. A lot of people get on a boat.

Well, a lot of our moral superiors are fucking talking about. What are you talking about? Who's written boats? People on Coke. I forgot you're from fucking Connecticut. Yeah. Yeah, that's all right. I know he's a fan.

But dude, well, a lot of our elite, a lot of our moral superiors in comedy who are like, you know, we're still learning from a lot. A lot of those guys. Really? They're really in the category. Yeah. The Brooklyn boys.

Really? Yeah. Well, even like they just like woke like young comics. A lot of younger kids are like coke. I remember talking to like a super woke person. They're like, you do coke. Dude, I don't do that shit. And they're like, oh, I mean, it's like coffee.

It's like drinks. It's like coffee. Way cheaper. Drink a cup of coffee. Yeah. Way cheaper. People always say it's just like coffee. It's like.

No, it's not. No, it's not. Drink coffee then, dickhead. That's the dumbest fucking comparison. Well, I will say, if I drink a large black cold brew from Starbucks. Does Wally still make mocha alert? I will have euphoria for about 10 minutes.

Really? Yes. Yeah. That one got me today. What's that? We had coffee today. You're fired up. Yeah, in the car, I had to stop drinking it.

I haven't had to stop drinking coffee in a while. I started to freak out. What were you thinking about? I don't know. You know, it's just like that background anxiety starts to like boil up real. Like I got to fucking move or something. Yeah.

Yeah, it's a worse feeling, you know? Yeah, I don't get that. The thoughts are coming fast enough for you to like sort and vet him, you know? Yeah. And then, yeah. Happens to me sometimes I eat too much dark chocolate. I stay up at night.

This is like the view. You know what? This is a bunch of just old bitches. No. Do Coke live forever? No. What are you talking about? It's a girl drug.

You could say that. But then I watch Wolf of Wall Street and I'm like, what are you talking about, dude? Criminal. Yeah. Guy was a fucking criminal. Yeah, that's what guys do. Guys are criminals.

If I walk past that guy at a motel, I would fucking be like, you're a rock, you're a John, dude. I would have fucking cracked him, dude. Wolf of Wall Street? What? You would have fucking made it rain on you, dude. I would have took those bills, dude. You see, on the floor, dude.

Thank you. Oh, absolutely. I told you when I was in Vegas and people made it rain, I was dancing with a girl and I abandoned her and jumped in the pool and gathered bills. That's awesome. Yeah, it's pretty tight. I did that in a Greek party.

They throw dollar bills and they break plates and I wasn't aware of that. So I just started like with my foot, grabbing the dollar bills and putting them under my chair. I won't go like 13 bucks. Pretty good take. Yeah, I went deep sea diving. I don't remember how much I grabbed,

but I remember just getting a couple bucks and popping back up me and like, what's up? And she was just like, what the fuck, dude? Where was it in Vegas? In a pool? Pool party. Is it rehab? Never go to the rehab party?

I have not. Dude, it's so great. Hard Rock Cafe on Sunday does a pool party called rehab. I went to my cousin's bachelor party. Might have been the most fun. That was when I walked in. I was already, I'd been up for three days drinking.

And I got, honestly, I think I got like four hours of sleep in a weekend. And, oh, Natch, dude, no cook. I was just part, I was just fucking charged, dude. I walked in, still drunk from the night before on like three hours of sleep and then went and bought, that was when I bought a unknowingly, bought a girl's tank top and wore it all day.

No idea, I was fucking hammered. I'm like, damn, this is a deep V. Just dancing like pit bull or whatever was playing. It's like, I bought a hat. I bought all the gear for the party. So I had a rehab hat, a rehab hat. You look like a fucking immigrant. Just like a lance.

No, that's not. God, David, my journey continues. This is like Lord of the Rings. Just keeps getting worse. Bees. What's good, bro? What's under that? What's under the surface, man?

Yeah, you seem quiet, man. I'm not, I'm sorry. That's me, that's my fault. So I'm tired. It was a long week. Still waters run deep, though. We know there's something in there. True.

You fucking know it. I don't know, were we talking about DMT? Yeah, you're DMT. Yeah, so my DMT experience is the first time I did it, it was fucking, you're like, whoa. You know what I mean? You know what it is? And this is when I first smoked it,

the first time I hit the pipe, it was like eating wasabi. Do you like getting needles in the brain? And I was like, oh fuck, I'm an OD. Like I got super scared. Yeah. And then that basically took on, and like molded into like a nitrous feeling when you're like, wah, wah, wah.

You know what I mean? But it's like six to eight minutes. You're done, then it's like, all right. What was your favorite gas station? My favorite? Wah, wah. So why'd you hit the pipe again? No, right back.

No, that's fine. Horrible. That's fine. Because you're supposed to, you're supposed to. This is the whole thing. It's like, you're supposed to have someone with you because you have to hit it like three or four times in a row and you start losing immediately.

Well, you know how you do it properly? See that thing next to you? Volcano bag, bro. Yeah, there you go. Smoked a big deal of the volcano. You could do that. Yeah, you could do that. You can, that's the perfect deal with that.

We used the one that that kid left. Yeah, the crack pipe. Right. Yeah, the funniest thing was we were using a bong that was at the house for a minute, and I forgot to clean it totally out. And we went on the road, and Mashuli texted me. He was like, dude, did you know how to clean out this bong?

I'm all fucked up. He's like taking bong. He's like, what's wrong with my weed? Oh, fuck. We invaded a hotel and DMT'd it up. I can get into that. Oh, nice. Yeah, we DMT'd it.

We was at the helium one night. We were just all there drinking. And see, the funny thing was I didn't know how much we had until like Harrington came over and was like, Jesus, fucking Christ. I was like, what is that a lot? He's like, yeah, I was like, all right. So I started selling some of it. Come on, dude, you violate the entities

and be furious, dude, if you fuck them. They leave it at my house. It's like, if I can make profit off it, why not? Fuck those pussy asses. Yeah, dude, that's his fault. So so the girl we know, actually, we were just talking about her. But fucking she had a hotel room because she was in a wedding the other day the next day.

And we were like, what? You got a hotel room and I immediately I'm hammered. I'm like, I got DMT. Let's smoke that thing to fuck out. And everybody there hadn't smoked it yet. Yeah. So I bring over way too much. We go in the bathroom.

We fucking fishbowl that. And it's just funny watching her because we're all fucked up. And she's like, no, it's it because it stinks. It fucking reeks. It's not like burning plastic or something. Yeah, it's it's got a really weird smell. But it fucking stinks. Yeah, well, freaked her out.

I mean, I was having a blast at that point. But yeah, I started like most people have like spiritual like that. And he's just like, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fucking bagged aliens. Yeah, man. It's like MTV grind. He's all like, oh, yeah, dude.

Are you guys all just standing in the bathroom like working? No, no, that's everyone's just going in there like hitting it and then just coming out. See, that's what you're not supposed to do. Is you're supposed to like consistently hitting. Yeah, but it was hilarious. That's hilarious. What did I give a fuck?

It wasn't my hotel room. You know, well, so it's not really an identifiable smell. So I don't think they would like give you a smell. Yeah, no one would be like, it's just fucking DMT. Yeah, honestly, I think I don't think that was for you. I listened to the Joe Rogan experience. Yeah, is that an end dimethyl tryptamine or is that regular DMT? Yeah.

What? Dude, you are fucking gone. Yeah, I was. But I never I never. Lewis told me when he told me about it, Lewis was like, you will know if you broke through or whatever the fuck. And I was like, then I definitely didn't because I went up and then just came down was like, is that it? And I'm like, yeah, I'm like, all right, I'm sure another drug.

I'm sure being drug affects it. Oh, absolutely. And every time the two or three times I smoked it, I was I was definitely drinking, but I wasn't hammered, but still like, I don't know. I don't know if my mind will let that happen. I guess stern mind like that. True. You know what I mean? I'm still sure. Yes, you do.

I'm pretty sure. I mean, yeah, because seriously, you do lose control. Like the second or third hit it, which I did do the first time. And I was like, oh, because you feel it. It's fucked up. It's fun, but it's fucked up. Oh, my bro skis right now. A lot of my bro pack is about doing stuff like that.

And then it's just like right back into the bro ship. You see the new South Park? Yeah. Talk about the bro ship. So it's like you do DMT with your boys and then everyone chills together. You do a five gram mushroom stash. Everyone goes out to dinner and celebrates you that night. That's how you do it. Who are your bro skis?

Spud, my brother. Nice. We listen to warm out. I mean, we're open for more boys, dude. Anyone wants to join and fucking have a little photo day child? Are you trying to screw my bro skis? I'm saying I'm just a merger, a merger, dude. I'm saying a merger.

I'm saying a merger, dude. Maybe you guys come out of my fucking a child, dude. And I celebrate my spiritual birthday. You know, my spiritual birthday is my 24th. That'd be awesome. I love fucking a child. You got to have mushrooms before that. You don't have to.

I will be. You guys can just celebrate. Was that fuck with your appetite? Yeah, I wouldn't be hungry. I wouldn't be hungry if I was. Yeah, fuck on mushrooms. I wouldn't want to be there either. So here's the thing.

It's just the next time. I'm going to do them at like nine in the morning. So I'm going from nine to about 12. I'll be pure vision quest. Yeah, just gone. And then around like, you know, one, two, three, I won't be really with it. But yeah, I'll be able to be like, John.

Yeah, I will say I'm not just off to see what happens. But I like to I'll take a little bit. No, you don't have to do it. I like a little ride. You guys are missing my point. Well, he's going to do drugs. This boy is doing the job. Focusing challenge mushrooms would be a horrible place.

Yeah. Yeah. That's so bad. Just like a half of an animal. There's too much going on, too, because it's like, you know, there's setting there is that I would not have fun. Yeah. You know, I don't know if you're saying. You're saying you're feeling comfortable around Brazilians with knives.

Absolutely. Who is it? A lot of backslide. Well, there's a lot of pressure that flipping the thing and people coming up to you and offering you shit. There's a lot of like, you know, the salad bars, tough to navigate. True. No, I think you're right. It's a lot of choice. I might I might be on a quest of my own.

But you're doing just a bunch of beer. You should. You should lay there one night and drink and meditate for as long as they're like the drunken masters, dude. Like the shallon mugs. You should do that. Get hammered and just meditate the entire time. I've done that. I do that every time. Go lay in my room. True. Think.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. They get hammered and go to forget a child. Come out like Del Colo in that picture. Fucking football head, dude. Oh, man, it's like, yeah. One of those guys almost carved into him through there. Like, oh, fuck. He was like, they had him on a rack.

He did look like a snack. He looked like a kind of prime beef, dude. He was marbleized. Great picture. It's still the funniest thing in the world. Man, that was fun. Yes, good. Yes. Yeah, bro. Yes. They have DMT pens, too, now.

Yeah, I don't try. I'm kind of weirded out. Yeah, like weed pens. They have DMT ones. Like fake pens, but for DMT. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it seems aggressive. Yeah, it's pretty. It's nasty business, dude.

Because all they do is it's propylene glycol. They put that in like an oil. Yeah, they just melt it down in like things you shouldn't smoke. But it's like EG juice. Yeah, it's like it's nasty stuff. It's nasty stuff, dude. That was when people were getting fucked up from the weed vape pens because they were they were liquefying it was it's like, you know,

you have hash oil, which is like, you know, like a waxy kind of substance. And then you would take like coconut oil, like dissolve it. People are just smoking fat. What's your what's your smoke fat? What's your psychedelic like horizon, you think? When's the last? What is the oldest you think you'll be when you take? Hopefully, if all goes well,

I'm going to try to get on a yearly schedule like one a yearly five grammar with the blindfold on. Just keep it tight. I don't know. I think I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about. I think they're for older. I think like what do you think you'll be like at a certain age? You'll be like, I'm never doing any of that stuff again. I've got I don't know.

Never. Yeah, I think I think it rules. I think it's like you're when you're like your 30s and 40s. It's like taking psychedelics when you're like 50 or 60s. Yeah, awesome. You're like about to die. Yeah, you're on the downhill. You're just like, seriously. I bet that sucks. No, dude.

I think it could suck. It does studies with cancer patients is actually alleviated depression and people with terminal died. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you catch a bad one, that's what I mean. That's what I mean. You're sitting in your house. I mean, this guy has taken looks the wrong way about not having a family.

Yeah. Toss in some psychedelics in his old empty apartment. Yeah, but I feel like by then you can start to really like like, I've let go of a lot of stuff in my 30s where I'm like, this is what it is, bro. I mean, I'm going to, you know, things. Well, I have room to move here, but there are some fixed things that I've been like, yeah, just me, dude. By the time you're 50 or 60, hopefully you've come to peace with your situation.

If you haven't, a couple of grams of mushrooms are the least of your problems. That point is not that mushrooms is you. Yeah, no, of course, but for a lot of people, it is you. True. It's always you. Yeah, which is it's a hard pill to swallow. Hard pill to swallow. Yeah, exactly. I think though, I mean, imagine the beach at 60, dude.

First off, I agree. You love mushrooms. I hope to God that's where I'm at. I think I will. I'm saying there is definitely a good chance. Like if you're about to die, someone hitting you with some fucking mushrooms, that's going to be like, like you can probably like visualize actually dying. Yeah, but it might be a tough one.

Of course, it might be true. But the studies they've done have shown, again, you know, they're not the huge sample sizes, very positive outcomes with any life terminal patients. I feel like those are people who probably haven't taken mushrooms their whole life. Right. Yes. I think they try to design the studies so they because they don't want to have bias people who are like, I love mushrooms. They want to have like, I think if you had never done mushrooms

and you took them at 50 or 60, you'd be like, this is great. That's what I think they've done the studies on. And especially to it, there's a difference between taking like two grams versus like five, six, seven blindfold blast off. What's the blindfold mean? Just means you're not like, you know, if you take mushrooms, you're just like, whoa, like the walls look weird. Oh, you mean you're literally wearing a blindfold?

Yeah, your eyes are closed for like four hours and you're going, you're just completely it's internal. So you're just like, you know, just seeing shit in your imagination and your brain's just like, yo, I kind of accidentally did that. I was in that pitch black hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes, dude, it was fun. It's tight. It was scary.

It was very scary. I did wake up different. Yes, you probably increased your openness by like four or five percent house. Yeah, dude, come on, let's go, baby. I did psychedelics. I'm woke. That's all you had to do them once and your just your opinions are just incontestable for the rest of your life.

That's why I love drugs. I love taking drugs and being like, I know so much now. And everyone's like, what? It's like, I saw things. I saw it, dude. Your eyes open. Yeah, I'm excited. It's going to be a wacky month.

When are you doing the DMT stuff? Hopefully the next couple of weeks. And how are you doing it? Just there's a there's a type of not a volcano. Well, maybe the volcano, but there's also a little thing like there's there's like it's almost like a vaporizer that has a bubbler attachment that can put like ice in there and it makes it so it doesn't taste so bad. And it's like just cold in the taste, the taste is with you.

I remember that it does. It's fucking brutal when you smoke it, just like putting on top of it. I smell like DMT right now. Are you on DMT right now? No. I wish and drove his car. Yeah, upside down on Kelly Drive, dude. You have like the dude from the Royal Tenant Bombs.

Who? Oh, he was doing a metallic taste. What's the taste? Was that what it was masculine? Yeah, he's doing a masculine taste. Like I'm excited. I couldn't even describe it because I've never tasted. It's not horrible, but it's just a taste and it's like a very distinct taste that will you'll definitely, you know, it stays with you for like a day or two. Nothing, not it's more the smell when you when you.

Oh, my God, I might hot rail it. Yikes, no hot rails. What is that? No, this thing's people do with meth where you smoke and snort it simultaneously. It looks like a crazy like it looks like a Mickey Mouse straw kind of thing where you like you light it up and you go and snort the meth while you're inhaling the smoke. It's fucked up.

All right, what are people doing? Hot railing. All they got to do is plug in and hit the GTA five. I know, like, I don't think it gets better than that. I'm telling you GTA five is your bro skis. Fucking weekend night. We'll never need shrooms again. I'm telling you. True.

Yeah, you should definitely never do DMT. Yeah, you know, oh, he'd be fucking on a cliff midsummer. And I immediately walk. I've walked to the edge before and I don't like what I say. I've talked to people about it. They said it's like one of the most. It's like afterwards, it's very comfy. You come back and you're just like, fuck, yeah, that was sweet.

Yeah, you just get catapulted out of your body into another dimension. Yeah, and then like things crash through your body and like move around to you and rearrange stuff. And you come out being like, fuck, yeah, dude, it's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. See, I like you just get high as hell. You want to get high? That dude, it's a different dimension, dude.

No, it's just getting it's just getting high. That's because you're a fucking mechanical. No, no, it's getting high. I've actually obliterated my senses on mushrooms before and like trying to gather myself back together for like two hours is a bummer. Yeah, tough. It's a bummer. Yeah, maybe on mushrooms. What? I've been high as shit.

Yeah, it's cool. I like getting high. I mean, that's fine. I like getting high. Shane, if that's what you like, I'm not going to. I think you should do what you want. Yes, I'm not going to judge their use of chemicals. Yeah, I like getting high. It's fun. I like a gram or two grams of mushrooms, feeling the vibes. There's some nice visuals in the mix. Yeah.

But no, like what happened to my memories and where am I? And yeah, for sure. What happened to you at that festival? You just like things start just scrambling where you're just like, I don't know. I'm not talking about your experience. What were you doing? Give me a story. Give me a funny story of you on. We got to the festival and there was like to open the festival.

There was like a a midnight show with this dude, Billy Strings, who just rolls. Yeah, yeah. Like man. Yeah. And and he played for like four hours. But the first thing we did was like my my buddy's brother just gave me like a bunch of pills, like mushroom, like ground up pills. And I just popped them all. And I was at the show just like having the best time.

But then just like I started not to know the difference between like light and sound, like the sensation was like blending together. Well, it's really just like faster vibration, but whatever. Sure. Yeah. So that's literally the difference. It's just the speed of the vibration. But I think it's a little electromagnetic and the other ones. Sounds like sound or the speed of the vibration. No, it's all right.

Are you sure? Pretty positive. Pretty positive. But anyway, so then, yeah, then it's like, then I couldn't. What he said, the light, the fact it vibrates faster and creates heat. And then like, yeah, sound is just like a slower vibration. And of what? I think sound is the air of matter, bro matter. Anyway, yeah.

So then I was like trying to stay in the show. But like the I couldn't tell if I was still at the show. You know what I mean? Like it was like, I don't I'm not being. I can't recognize anything anymore. So then I would just have to like like pull myself together, find my way to the door, get outside and like, like I would take a walk around. I'd be furious at you.

You're the girl. He's the fucking girlfriend for midsummer. It's like she's like, can I come to the festival? And then he's like immediately freaks out and everybody's got to go look for him. No, no, no, no. Nobody had nobody had nobody had no, no, no. I like I got myself I got myself on a schedule where I would like I would go into the show. Nice. I would lose.

Sense of who and where I was. Perfect. I would just be barely hanging on enough to get outside again. Right. And where things would start to come back and be like, OK, that's a car. I remember I'm at a festival and like and I would walk around. And by the time I was on the back side of this like warehouse where the show was, I was like, OK, I like I kind of know I know who I am. And I'm just like I'm just tripping hard.

And then I would get around. I would go back into the show. I'd check in with all the bars again and just disappear. And then I would then I would leave again and be like, whoa. And then it's like, did I see that person already? Is this the first time I'm walking around this? Where? Where? What festival is it? It was Delphest down. Is it Delaware Beach?

No, no, no. This was what's that one? Firefly. This is in Cumberland, Maryland. Oh, nice. What was it called? Delphest. Delphest, Delphest. Yeah. Down there with lax bros. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, yeah. Just tossing around the horn a little bit.

There was no catching anything for sure. Outside of VD. You guys, you guys with your damn drugs and music festivals. Boy, I tell you, it's all about sexual morals. Oh, the lax team down at the music festival. Listen to like Kendrick Lamar. No, no, no, this is all. This is all folk in country.

Folk life. This is all country. I don't I couldn't do much of the large festival. I would just freak me out being around that many strangers. You know what I mean? Yeah. There was some cool shit, though. We did we did acid and float it down. That's why I don't think I'll ever enjoy going to a festival.

This one is this one is this one would not like it because it's small. So you're like you're not like it's not like it isn't too many people. There isn't some huge walk to the venues. Yeah, you can't basically right outside the venues and it's just like you. Folk music also kind of cuts a sinister hippie dynamic. Yeah, there's a lot of electronic girls. Forget it. They're all right.

I don't need electronic music. It's like, yeah, the riffraff is going to be strong. Yeah. There's this guy selling coke. Like, yeah, man, you're like, yeah. This is a lot of like families and like people just chilling. There's there's no like what you want to do. The acid is down a river.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. With the broskies. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, just floated down. But you had a negative experience. No, not on the river. I had a great time. OK, even even the tripping was like wasn't negative.

It was just like intense, you know, like when you realize how much like organizing your brain's doing and that you just like fucking flip the table there for a while, you're like that. That was reckless. Yeah. Yeah, I got very high on mushrooms and laughed about Doug Stanhope's cat dying. That's how it works.

And I laughed too hard at it. And then he got a little tics. I could tell he got a little tics. And when that guy hits you with an O.L. He got you with the O.L. Oh, yeah, he comes if you if he even senses if Doug Stanhope senses a P.A. I mean, having someone come to your house and laugh at you. True, I hear you like a night we laugh at you on the roof of the high ground.

Yeah, we were on the roof of the bar being same talent. We were up there at high as shit and he was down in the bar drinking underneath us. We were up there just like just scream laughing. And we came down and we like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Don't fuck it up. But the doctor was like, do you guys know just some random he all he does is hit you with like old comedians. So funny.

So me and Sam have been doing stand up for like a decade. Yeah. So we have no idea. He's like, do you know, Frank Torelli down from that? We were just like, just scream laughing. He's like, you guys are fucking losers. Sorry, kill us. That's at least you had someone that you transgressed it with. If you're alone, you just like, I don't know.

Yeah, I probably didn't do. I didn't do enough to lose my mind. Yeah. Who are these skis letting you just wander off after you checked in a couple of times? Uh, there's also why why did you keep going back and then being like, all right, that's good. I'm going to head back out and well, because I didn't want to do that thing where I just you just fucking disappear and then people are worried about you.

So it's just like that's what I mean. I made this mistake. I just want to make sure they kind of like always know where I am. And you just go by and give them a thumbs up. Yeah. Yeah. OK. Skis. Yeah. Back to where I know what's going on. Yeah, I'll be back. Yeah.

And they're just families at this folk music. Watching you, watching you stumble around. Well, that was the other thing. Yeah, that's the other thing. I think that father from the hotel was at the folk festival. Yeah, he recognized me. Yeah. I saw him trying to figure out the difference between sound and light.

That's he had no idea. It was just vibrations. Dude. Yeah. Finding my way back to the tech, because eventually I was like, I'm going to go back to the tent. We're going to I got to cool out. And finding my way back to the tent was like, it's possible. Wild. Yeah.

Where you're like, what is my tent look like? And every every two minutes, you're like, where am I going? Oh, yeah, I'm going back to the tent. The tent. Where were we? What's a tent? Yeah, yeah. That kind of stuff. You did enough that you entered Joe Biden's brain.

You did enough that you transcended Joe Biden. What are you doing here? What are we doing? Am I the president? I'm the president. He must have days where he wakes up and goes like, yeah, yeah. Fuck. Fuck. Yeah.

But he's having a tough. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny that just presidential dreams. We think they're dreaming about Trump Trump. It's got to be nuclear buttons. Trump probably he probably dreams like a dog while he's laying there. It's just like it starts running. It's got it.

It's got to be nuclear button dreams constantly. Oh, I hit it. Oh, I thought we were in nuclear war. Oh, fuck. Yeah, you forgot it. You forgot the nuclear bomb. Yeah. Where they're like, you need to get the where's the football?

That's what they call it. The briefcase. Where's the football? Yeah, we got a new Russia. He's like, I left it. God damn it. Man. God damn it.

It's in my room. It is funny that all after all that time, he never really got to see Trump like stressed at like at people. You know, yeah, he wasn't. He's OK. Yeah, I know. He's just riding. Yeah, he just went.

He just had to battle you. Your people, good Lord, dude. I wonder every day we see a headline and show it to Chris and like, these are your people. This is what your people are doing. Yeah, which, you know, is obviously unfair. Yeah, how is it now? How is that unfair?

It'd be like if, you know, it's like when Europeans are like, you're American, this is you. It's like, no, it isn't. I like America, but that isn't me. Yeah. That ain't me. That ain't me. What are you reading a script?

Talk normal. That's how I talk. Me. Bees. See, that one upset him. Yes. What did? What?

You have my American comparison to upset you. No, it didn't. You hit me with it. Shut your fucking mouth with that tone. Yeah, yeah, that's what you hit me with. All right, yeah, yeah, all right. That's what happened. Yeah, look at this, dude.

Get you on camera, you explode. Bees, what do you, what's your take on the future? Bees, get this motherfucker. No. I saw Chomp's coming back to social media. Nice. In like three months and he's getting his own platform. Yeah.

I'm psyched for that. Are you going to get on it? I don't know, I don't know. What's it called? I don't know, probably fucking awesome. That actually is probably. Sliding forward. Nice president retards.

It's just fucking up Trump or fucking up Biden. Yeah, I don't care. I think this nation's in good hands, dude. Not with Biden, but the other dudes are on it, though. Yeah, the other guys. The deep state. Yeah, doing well. Armed forces are strong.

Yeah. Are they? Police, police, you haven't said one thing. I'm crazy. Here's the thing. Hold on, I'm trying. Pardon me? Don't take that, dude.

Not, not talking. I'll take that. No, because I don't mean what you think I mean. I'm not saying you're not talking enough. I'm saying, like, Wendy, you're like, does it taste bad? It's fucking good. Yes, but it's also, you know, it's nothing. It's not bad.

It's bad. I mean, if I had a story about wandering around a fucking sea of hippies on mushrooms, I'd tell you. I would never do that. You don't have one of those? P.A.? No. No.

Do you have any stories related to that kind of maybe different substances? We almost fought an old couple on an Almond Brothers concert. There we go. Nitrous. There we go. Yeah.

I mean, that's the whole story. They're just like, get that out of here. Fuck you. Fucking beat your ass. Yeah. Yeah, that was good. I tried to try out for the flyers one time and I was all yacked up.

One night, I was like 22, 23, I was watching all these YouTube videos just fucking yacked out of my mind. And it was like those videos of like, you know, kids just randomly getting picked up by pro athletes. Like, this kid's good. Yeah, I mean, we're going to put him in. And I put it in my fucking head. You're watching air bubbles.

I'm going down. No, no. I can do that, too. No, like real big. You saw the Kurt Warner story? Yeah. So fucking I put it in my head. If I go down to the fucking, to the parking lot,

stop firing up some risters, they're going to come and see me. Turns out it wasn't hockey season. I went down there. First of all, I was wearing an Ottawa Center jersey, strike one. Yes, man. I didn't have any other hockey jerseys. Three fine risters that well, here's the thing.

The stick I had, the stick I had was like a stick. There's a stick that I took it off like my buddy's younger brother. It was like a my like with a fucking blade like sharpened down to like that, you know, like street hockey sticks. Yeah. So I went down there and I had one hockey ball and I fired it and it went through the fucking fence that went, you know, leads out on the Broad Street and then I just was like, fuck.

So I just started firing rocks and they're gonna see my fucking power. And did anyone ever even. So I walked up to the front door and be like, yeah, I wonder if they're up there. And I had a fucking I had a I think it was a high life pounder in my back in my back jeans. Yeah. And I was it wasn't open. And then like a security guard came walking around. So I like started going like real fast.

And then they're like, what are you doing? I was like, hey, do you have flowers while it's carnival there? So, you know, just made up something. What I didn't know was the pounder fucking pressure against my ass split open. So then I just started like this guy's following me and I was like, this is a trail of high life from the front door back to my car. And I'm the only one in the fucking parking lot. And then, yeah, I just got in my car.

I went and I went there. I went there thinking like they're going to see me on the parking lot. But like, who's this considerate legend? You want rollerblades? No, I'm not gay. Do yours. Yeah. Chris, how do you prove that you can skate? They don't. I don't need to rollerblades.

That's all. And I wasn't even slapping. I was arrested. I was like, they need a good rest. Where are you hanging them? If there were a net. Oh, way over nowhere near. Yeah. Yeah. Way over.

There's I had one ball and I did one of these and then just risked it went right on the broad street. And I was like, fuck. So I just gathered up rocks and I'm like, come on. And then he walked in and I'm like, yeah, I was a wires, wires here or something. I tried to run. I didn't even run. I just like swiftly walked away from the security guard.

I was like, Peter, your shoulder. Yeah, I was like, sorry, I thought trials were today. Wearing an auto with senator's jersey and jeans. I said, what's up? Yeah, dude. And it's funny when you get nervous, like, high life just shoots from you like a scum. That's all the time. You're like a gland.

That's how you know. I'm like that dinosaur. It's like. Yeah, Jesus Christ. It's agitated. Well, yeah, I watched so many videos at night and did so to that. Honestly, God, the most I'd ever done and anyone could relate. It's to the point where it's like you're so fucking gone from reality at that point.

You remember part and blow where he's going to the hospital when his kids being born? Yeah. And he's standing there just like fucking. That was with a my like and that would do. It was so bad. That's absolutely fantastic. Tell Peter to spin. He spins. Look at it, man. Yeah, you wanted to do drugs.

Yeah, I'm a great story. I run around with it. I can interrupt this fucking. There's not going to ask to revisit Woodstock. What happened to the broski? That's what I'm saying, dude. Yeah, no, you just have different drugs. So I'm still progressive.

True. Your journey is still very progressive. Yeah. Realizing it's a lifelong journey is the biggest thing. Yes. I'm taking a very Catholic approach. I'm going to wait till I'm like 80 and be like, I was wrong about every other stuff. It's guy. Turns out I was wrong.

Yeah, that's good. Sorry. Please hire my grandchildren. Was that the highest you ever were on any drug? Like any drug? Yeah, to where you literally. Yeah, yeah, that that was. Yeah.

That was. Yeah, maybe you should try DMT. Could help you. I don't know. It doesn't seem like my kind of thing. I don't know why. It just isn't like they don't know that maybe less drugs. Yeah.

You know, yeah, overall. Yeah, less all. You don't need them. Yeah. Can DMT get that can probably get cut with some pretty gnarly stuff, right? No, I don't think so. I mean, there would be really no incentive to do it because it's not really. I mean, you could cut anything, you know, it's a chemical.

You could cut it. Yeah. But I don't think there's I don't know if there's been ever any reports of like someone smoking DMT, I mean, like just like ripping speed. Yeah. You know, like fentanyl's me. Yeah, it could technically in theory. Like, where's it even fucking come from?

So you just buy a route. No, you just buy a route. You can buy the route and make it yourself. Yeah, you buy a route. And you just fucking strip it with something like a solvent and strips it. And the solvent evaporates and you're left with crystal. Wow, actually, fairly simple from what I've heard. Get it. Get it going.

How many plants do you think there are roots? Whatever that could have to make that much that he left. Probably that's what I was curious about. Full tree. Dude, you buy a lot. You buy a couple hundred bucks worth of those roots. You know, produce supply, bro. Yeah, they say it's like one of those things, the article that like the tiniest yield will like will give you just a fuck ton of.

Yeah, you need like point three. I don't even I mean, I don't know what the man was saying that it's like you could just get a tiny bit of the like baseline chemical and you can make tons of DMT with it. Oh, really? Yeah. Fat. Yeah, I was definitely not packing right then. It's pretty ubiquitous in nature. It's everywhere. It's in grass and shit. I was going like DQ blizzard style, dude.

Yeah, it's in your brain. No, I think it's a great drug. I'm happy for you. I think you guys should do drugs. I'm excited. What are you doing it with? The bro skis, bodily Sydney. OK, I'm going to do DM, just chill.

We'll do it right here. Are you going to film it? I don't know. I think we're going to come out of it and just try to stone her death. Yeah, yeah, I've heard. I've been told that we're going to be unsuccessful in this, but we're going to try. Oh, dude, Colum told me such a funny fucking story.

Colum Terrell. Yeah. He took he was taking DMT. He was ripping it. Awesome. And he was like, I'm going to because it was like trying to remember a dream where you always kind of forget it. And so he took it one time and I guess it gave him like the most intense sadness he's ever had when he came out of it. Like he felt like he had like lost a loved one and just set up a video

camera to try to report to it. And she said, it's broken DMT coming out of it and just being like. Just sobbing for like 20 minutes into a camera. Yeah, yeah. Colum fucking. Dude, the one time I did, I remember fighting that off because you immediately go there like, fuck, this is going to be bad. And it's so intense. I started immediately like, no, don't go there.

You fucking pussy. And it's like, and then you're like, wait a minute, pump the brakes. You know what I mean? Because it's constantly just going down. You're constantly just coming off of it. So it's like, oh, but when it hits, man, see, I found a really good song that I would just crank and it was great. I had a great. What song was it?

It was actually a fucking remix of The Ignition. Breathe. I wish. No, Breathe by Pink Floyd. They put like this hip hop beat onto it and it just was perfect. There's certain songs you like put on something that was so stupid. I was like, no, no. I was like, I felt myself a scary one on, but no, it was just no. It was just a regular song, but it just didn't hit right.

You know what I mean? And like I felt myself and my mind going where I did not want it to go. And then I put on that song again. I was like, yes, this is I love this drug. I'm going to go try out for the fucking floors. That's the best story ever. Yeah, being in a parking lot, just slapping. Oh, it was like seven in the morning.

It wasn't even hot. Oh, God. Yeah, all night, all fucking weekend. It was like this was like two days in. Wow. Yeah. And I was down in my buddy's basement and he was asleep. He he hit the wall and I was like, fucking yeah. Yeah, exactly. Dude, I poured out in goalie. Dude, I poured out material. Yeah, you can't make the team cut.

Yeah, he's cut. And I just thought to myself, it's not for everybody. Some guys just don't have one video is football, too. But then I realized, like, I remember like a couple of days later, those videos were like still on my, you know, YouTube search. The one video is just like them being nice to a kid like some retarded kid in the park. I was like, I thought he made the team. I feel like to.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. So I did that. And it was great. I want to try DMT again, though. Blast off. No, no, because I keep hearing about this break and I can't call it that. It's so fucking gay. Blast off, blast off.

Open your third eye. I was laughing, thinking about either you or Connor doing it. And apparently from what I've heard, you're just like, you're not there, but you're you're like your consciousness is flowing. You can like look this way, like POV porn. Yeah. Well, there's more stuff that way. But it's thinking of you guys being like like an astral body, just being like.

Fuck. I actually forget. That's how long it's been since since we had that. But I just ever since then, when I heard like, oh, I thought that's what you just did. And then Lewis explained, no, you're supposed to fucking smoke it to break through. And I was like, first off, gay, second off, I didn't do that. And he was like, you would know. And I was like, all right, because I was pretty fucked up.

I thought that's all it did. You know what I mean? I didn't know there was like another point to it. Well, the way the way my bro skis described it was basically you're sitting there and I don't know if you ever get sleep paralysis, but it's that noise. You go, I'll never get it. And it goes and you just go. Yeah, really?

You're like, damn, that's out of your body and into it. Literally another dimension. There's a Billy set. Yeah. Yeah. And Billy, what do you? Is it just like, what do you see? Apparently, apparently it's it's indescribable. It's probably different for everyone, too, right? They they had a pretty similar experience.

It's pretty indescribable, but it's pretty much like shapes and colors that you can't put into words. And then like at one point, what they described is like at all. Just went like everything they were seeing just came crashing down into them and like went through them. And then next thing you know, they're coming out of it and they're like, I just felt like so nice because you're going. Then you come back to your body and you're like, oh, fuck.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. I forgot about this. Yeah, I wouldn't mind making another run at them because I definitely didn't get that. Like I was fucked up, but I wasn't like, I was nervous about it. I first saw them. I don't know that. Yeah, I was a couple of my bro skis blast. They're like, dude, you'd have a blast. Yeah, I don't pressure. Don't be pressured.

No, no, I just I don't I don't ever get that that feeling of like oneness that people I feel like, like when I was when I when my mind exploded on mushrooms, I was like, I get why people would feel a oneness with the universe. I do not. I just feel like my mind is I fucked my mind up and now it can't organize anything. So I'm blending with it. Yeah, that's what it felt like. I can't fragment it. Yeah, it's all good.

You know, that's what. Yeah, I didn't mean to bum everyone out. No, you didn't want me out. I'm so I'm sad. I'm making me sad. I hope I get sleep paralysis when I blow it off. Wolf, your neck. I'll never get it. I think I'll never get it.

In his neck. You got a jacked neck. Yeah, you might produce it in your neck. I'm not up yet. Someone dodging his DMT. Come from a long line in Necker's. Show me what you did. What? Did you even try to hit that? No game over.

I don't even think he knows he hit it. I don't think neckers. One to neck. You guys fucking went there. I didn't say I didn't say it. Where are we at on this? We're done. We're done. This we've reached.

To this wasn't the end of the podcast. I walked off. This is it. I'd walked off. Yeah, I was too. I'm furious. Yeah, let's go ahead and wrap this up. Thank you for listening, everybody. Stuff. No, we're good.

All right. Later, guys. Stuff. We don't have any stuff. Yeah.