Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 345- We was Spermz

Episode Date: April 27, 2021

Think fast! Sneakin' up on you a little early this week. Matt returns from his quest with a wealth of knowledge, thankfully he's kind enough to share some of it with the D.A.W.G.Z. Also Shane just couldn't catch a break this weekend.    Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

I'm not ready yet. Okay, let's go. Yeah. I was like, geez, get it. How are you? Pretty good, dude. I chickened out. I didn't do it. Yeah. I went upstairs and just faked it. I laid up there the whole time. I was like, you just smoked a little bit of pot. Yeah, I smoked CBD. We didn't just lay there. Oh man. Well, you're probably chill as fuck though. True. My allergies have reached stage. I'm in stage four. Stage four. Damn, really? This is my life. Terminal. They're terminal. Yeah, I have a month. Your allergies are terminal. If these allergies continue this way, I have one more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah You might seize up. Your sinuses. You might have to get your sinuses just removed. Mm-hmm. Let's go full Michael Jackson. That's what happened to Michael Jackson. Yeah, it had bad allergies. Yeah, it had bad allergies. That's so bad. They're like, we have to remove your nose, Mr. Jackson. We have to turn your skin white and remove your nose. He was like, God damn it. That sucks. He's God damn allergies. Man, I ain't getting no God damn allergies. You know that's how Michael Jackson talked? A lot of people don't know that. Before he had allergies, yeah. Yeah. He started talking all white and shit. True. They were like, all right, those two movies about whales and he was like, I guess I will. Man, no God damn, no whale. Oh, fuck up. Yeah, man. Dude, I wish someone could have given him Zyrtec, dude. Side effect of bad allergies, dude, before they take your nose, apparently you get into pedophilia. Yeah. You can't breathe through your sinuses. That ain't right. That ain't right for you to say that about Michael. What? About Michael. About doing pedophilia? Yeah. I have the proof, dude. That Michael did it? I've seen the videos of him and Macaulay Culkin. It's pretty clear. Macaulay claimed no. What a good friend. What a good friend, though. That's why there's Home Alone 4, dude. True. There's a video. I mean, again, I'm not going to say for sure, but I did a little investigation at one time. There's a video, MJ, hanging out with Macaulay Culkin. Yeah. And he's holding a water balloon and Michael Jackson is going like this. If I was sitting there talking to you and going like this to the tip of a water balloon, he's like jerking it. Really? Yeah.

Again, maybe you just jerk stuff. You might just jerk stuff. Yeah. Dude, they were going on vacation together. They're having fun as boys. Culkin was like five, dude. Dude, that'd be so sick if your best boy was like a child. True. Okay. Now you're winning me back. I wouldn't be if your best friend was a toddler. He's got a five-year-old and you're like, just told him everything. You're like, yo, mom and dad, don't worry. I got him. We're going to fucking Cancun. I love your son. Not like that. Yeah. As a friend. As a friend. Like there's just something in him that I, as a 35-year-old world-class entertainer, feel like we have a bond and we need to go to the Bahamas. Damn. Think about how horny Michael Jackson must have been when he saw Home Alone. It was just like, holy shit. That's a piece of ass. Seeing him evade all those adults. I got to get that little motherfucker. Yeah, dude. That was like his R&B chick. That is funny. Did he see Home Alone before he bought Fox Michael McCauley? I'd have to do a little more investigation. I think it must have been after. Probably. I don't think Michael Jackson, I don't think he was on his radar until Home Alone hit. He only had the primest dude.

Until that blockbuster hit. Damn. MJ just in the theaters like, oh, this guy's such a good actor. I want to get to meet him. I want to be his friend. Man, I'd like to meet that little motherfucker. Oh, shit, I'm on fucking's hands. Look, before we get into your journey, which we're going to cover, Matt went on a very... I'm going to hold it down like I didn't. I didn't do it. CBD deep dive. I chickened out. I do need to address that I am fuming. My car got towed this morning because I am in fact a fucking idiot. You parked illegally? I did park illegally. And you paid the consequence?

I paid a significant consequence. How much was it? 175? $350 for me to get the car and get it out. Man, I had one day. I had a previous ticket before that, but it was for like 70. They got me. Dude, it's supposed to be 175. They had that car for like two hours. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you didn't get hit with any daily storage.

It was, yeah, not only that, forget the fees. Do you think? Do you think? The SAS? You got SAS? Every step of the way, there was SAS. What? The PPA? They're SAS, yeah, I know.

Dude, have you been to their secret hangout? They're hideout? Multiple times. The Philadelphia Electric Company? Multiple times. They have a secret hideout. Yeah. It's an old abandoned factory and then there's just black ladies sitting around in blue uniforms. They just, they hire.

And they don't have, they're literally just out front. Yeah. There was a lady out front with a thermometer. Dude, this is in a parking lot by the river in an abandoned factory. And she's like on the phone and then I came by. She finished the conversation. Is that done by Oregon Ave? Because I might have went to the other place.

This was off Delaware Ave. The place I went to was off, but I don't remember. I remember just being some weird like lot and like it was like a building. It was like a Wizard of Oz. Well, there's a giant, the old abandoned Philadelphia Electric Factory Company. I don't know. I don't remember. I've been there multiple times.

I've like kissed cars goodbye in that lot. Oh yeah. I've gotten SAS. I've given SAS though. I gave a lot of SAS. Well, it's just crazy because I was having a SAS-y weekend. What? This was a bit of a payback.

I was SAS people. Were you really? Yeah, dude. Fuck fish town. Fuck all those hipster pussies. I mean, I know that's played out to be like, yo, hipsters suck. They suck ass. We're in fish town.

Where are you all weekend? I've been by Chinatown. So maybe that's not fish town, but I've spent enough with the fucking hipsters. I'm on the border. They're tough. When I stood jujitsu up there, you see him and again, I know what you're saying. You don't want to be like, you see them and you're like, dude, like, that's a question. Did you sit there?

Did you really plan your outfit out for like 45 minutes? Fine enough. You came out in a three piece. I'd be like, yo, bro, you're looking sharp. But you came out like you planned an ironic outfit for four hours and went outside. It's like, dude, what are you talking about? That's good gear. What?

It's good gear. True. Also, dude, we'll get into it because I, you know, I'm sorry. Well, you're talking personality. I had to go get my hair did. Okay. Looks great, by the way. Thanks, bro.

Got my hair did. That was in fish town. So you were sassing hipsters. While I'm in there. Yeah. Obviously I'm a patriot. A probably 30 year old dude sitting next to me and then chair next to me goes. He leans over after about five minutes.

Also, I was talking to Rick about a Billy. Yeah. I was like, dude, Billy, because Billy wanted to find a new place to get his hair did. So I was like, get a Rick job, dude. Yeah. And he, I was talking to Rick about it. I was like, but Billy's, there's no way Billy's going to wear a mask in here. Yeah.

And he was like, okay. And we were just joking that Billy was a patriot. Yeah. So he's never going to do it. So he just goes to that little fucking door looking at me through the mirrors, just like, he was glancing at you through the mirrors. Yeah. And then finally he leans over after about five minutes of me not wearing a mask.

And he goes, you can curse me all you want, but could you please wear a mask? And I was like, I hit him with the Chris file. I was like, what? Like I had no idea what he said. I thought I just, I responded laughing. When he started talking to me, I was like, yeah, yeah. And then I was like, wait, what did you say? He's like, could you please put your mask on?

I don't care what you have to say about me. And I was just like, dude, yeah, I'll wear the mask. You fucking weirdo. Whoa, man. It's like, it's COVID's done, bro. Get over it. I mean, bro, imagine coming out of a five gram mushroom mushroom session, forgetting what money is, and then coming out into a world where people were in masks and you're

like, what's this about? That was fucking nuts, dude. I bet it was weird. Not as weird as a 30 year old man being like, could you please wear it? It was a man. Yeah. It's tough. He's a little short guy, too.

He's a little tiny guy. So that might have been, well, no, he was a tiny guy. That might have added to his like, you have to follow the rules. No, he's just a being a pussy, dude. That's just dudes being pussies, and now it's cool to be a pussy. Hipsters love following the rules. The anti-fascist love following the rules. It's very funny.

Yeah, anti-fascist love coordinating and wearing, I would say, almost vaguely militaristic outfits, and then go like physically forcing their ideology on people, which is anti-fascism for the record, which is a very anti-fascist thing to do to match outfits and be like, let's go push our ideas on people with physical force. It's like, well, that's called fascism, bro. Literally fascism. Fuck yeah, dude. So then I go battle another, then I was battling the hipsters elsewhere.

I went to a bar by my play, when I'm saying prohibition. Prohibition tap, yeah. Yes. So MLS was on the TV blaring. So you're an anti-fascist. This is dangerous territory. As soon as I saw the Portland Timbers on TV, I was like, there's some heavy stylists here. Yeah, for sure.

There's some fucking, the Bolsheviks are afoot. Yeah. They're making Moscow mules. That's why I call them that. True. All right. You had the reds on your ass. You had the reds on your ass.

You had the reds on your ass. You were McCarthy all weekend, dude. So after we filmed the sketch, it was going to be tight. It's going to be so tight. Probably the best acting ever. There was tables of six. There was one table, and then we were separated, obviously, by sheets of plastic and fucking, crazy shit.

And then another table, and we were like, it was our group. We were a group of like 10, so we were separated. Nothing gets in my appetite up like a setting in a place up like a C-section. Yeah, like a fucking Red Cross hospital. It looks like a war hospital. So then I went over and sat with O'Connor and the other guys and then went back to my table, and this bitch like ran over to me. First off, oh, God, get me going.

She enforced you. There was a pear-shaped gentleman giving me awful guff. The anti-fascists are all built like fat lesbians. Every single one of those dudes is a bull. You know what I mean? For sure. They're not going to finish it. For sure.

They are. They give girl attitude. Yeah. And I was with my manager and this other. They were like feminist New Yorkers. Sure. And I was like, the fucking feminine energy on this fucking guy. And they were like, what?

I was like, shut up. You know what I mean, dude? He's acting like a bitch. It's not good. He came out. I was like, do you have any like light beer on tap? He was like, no. I was like, dude, what the fuck kind of answer?

That was our first interaction. He's like, do you want anything to drink? I was like, do you guys have any light beer on tap? He's wearing a mask. He just goes, no. And then looks for other people. I should have been like, is there another waitress here? Yeah, true.

Are there any other women working? The word waiter doesn't exist. It's just waitresses. That was a waitress. He was a waitress. Can I have another waitress, please? I will say this though. He heard us.

He heard us trash in him. And he came back with a better attitude. What? He came back almost condescendingly. Oh, great. Yeah. I'll get that for you right away. So he subbed out.

He subbed. You guys domed him and he subbed. He subbed out. He did sub. That was brat correction, dude. You guys just scratched his king. He just wanted to be corrected. He was being a brat.

He was being, they were the biggest pussies. This wait staff, dude, I was fuming. I've never been fuming. Where have you been for the last like two years? I don't go to hipster places. Yeah. That's the move. I don't go there.

And this place, there was another two tables that were right next to each other around the corner. And I was like, is it cool if we sit there? And he was like, no. Like, I mean, just right away. Yeah. They became invested with like a weird authority. And it's like, bro.

So I get up and go sit at the other table. Right when I walk over to the other table, one of the waiters comes up and is like, you have to wear a mask if you're going to walk through this area. I was like, all right, I'll put the mask on next time. So then I walk back to my table with the mask on, sit down and this bitch. Oh, I hate her. She came storming over and literally was like, if you move tables again, like I told you not to, I'll bring your check right now.

Like that's how she talked to me. Bring it to me. I'll bring it up. And I was literally like, I was like, who are you talking to? Like I had had a couple. I had a pill as an enemy. I was like, dude, what are you doing? Yeah.

This is how you talk to people. What's she saying? And she was like, I told you already. And I was like, bring the fucking check then. Yeah. Like what is wrong with you? Dude, I'm telling you, at the start of the pandemic, I went into Whole Foods and they were like, you'd go in their single line and they'd be like you this way, you that way.

They would just be. Yeah. I wasn't in there. It was like a fucking costume. I hate these people. It probably was. Whole Foods, they got invested with this fucking like weird authority where they'd be like, remember when they had like, they first did the shopping lanes where like it was do not

enter? Yeah. They were being like, sir. Like I was going to yell it now. Like you just walk past them through the do not enter. Just like, yeah, say something, bro. I'm not going to walk 500 feet to go get cereal, dude. I never got right there.

I'm gunning for it. Yeah. I'm a fucking patriot, dude. I got very. I'm not walking around the back. I'm not walking through the produce to get fucking cereal. No. Don't try to stop me.

Don't. Don't just bunker me down with just like, like the little discount. Hold you down. Like little foxholes. It's stacks of like, like fruity pebbles just bunkered up. I instantly became the most like condescending prick. Like as soon as she started saying that in my head, I was just like, fucking waitress. I just wanted to just be like, you're a loser.

Well, nobody said, nobody's happy. It was. Nobody's happy. They're convincing people that like, if you walk around the table, that lady in her head is thinking like the restaurant's going to get closed down and people are going to die. And then you're just trying to eat out and someone's like, Sarah. And it's like, whoa, man. What the fuck?

Also, I mean, there's literally, there were like four black people taking pictures of themselves. Like doing a photo shoot like amongst customers the whole time without a mask. One of them literally was wearing a t-shirt that said reparations with the definition on it. Hell yeah. And it was like, dude, I dare one. I can see you get fired up. I dare one of these white pussy waitresses to say one thing to these fucking people. So you started, you got up and Reggie was with us and Reggie was able to move back and forth within the table.

And I was like, dude, I'm so glad that I know they're not going to say a single fucking thing to you. What do you say? It was great. Reggie and Reggie and his boys, his black friends were with us. Yeah. Doing whatever they please. And it was fun. It was nice to watch.

You thought you'd get a little bit of the rubble? I wanted to, no, no, no. I was just happy to know. I knew when I saw Reggie walking back and forth, I was like, they're never going to do a thing. Yeah. And Ron, shout out, Ron. Ron was with us. We had a white rapper with us.

Did you really? Yeah, dude. They should have paid him respect. They should have treated him like Reggie. You think? If you're a white rapper, you deserve. You should get like. The hipsters should give you.

They should give you like a four foot radius around your table. Yes. Like, whoa, you can't go all the way to the bathroom. So yeah, I was doing that battle. So you were, you were in hell, dude. That was bad. Yeah. You were in like 2021.

Philadelphia is like 1950 South for fucking white dudes. It really is, man. It really is crazy. They're like, what are you doing? You can't eat here. It's like, can I just get something to eat before? They're like, well, you can pick it up out back. Take it.

Fucking man. I did. And I like, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to criticize anybody. That's a waiter. Of course. But. Don't be a jerk about it. That lady was talking down.

Like she was literally speaking to me like she was a police officer. You need to wear your mask right now. Yeah. Get a life. Fucking lame, dude. Especially when they want to put on this facade. Like she's wearing like, you know, short jean shorts and like ripped stockings underneath them and like punk rock shit.

Yeah. It's like, whoa, you're a rebel, dude. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. I'm a rebel who literally reads the news and follows mandates from the corporate controlled government. It's bullshit.

It's fucking bullshit. And people have to, you know, again, it's like, dude. Yeah. I don't want anyone to get sick and all that shit. But it's like, dude, I should be able to go to a place and have a place who's like, yo, we don't care about it. And other places like, hey, we're actually worried about it. And it's like, yeah, let me know.

And I'll just roll and do my thing. I did witness racism on the way here. What? I went to a Wawa. Airmen go have Wawa. They can be a hub sometimes. It is a hub. It's a hotspot.

What happened? A fat. You just saw like the little message from the gas station TV screen. It was like fucking Puerto Rican. You're like, oh shit. A poorly African-American woman was making hoagies slowly. Nice. And a white man clearly on heroin was not happy about it.

Really? He was a little too slow for his heroin. And he was like, fucking Aunt Jemima better hurry it up. And I was just like, whoa. What'd she say? She didn't say anything. She just looked. She was eyeing him.

He was so fucked up. And then I watched him walk outside and take his clothes off. It was crazy. Also imagine being too slow for a dude on heroin. He was. Heroin is probably. I mean, it's a. He might have met up.

Certainly heroin. But yeah. Speedballing. He was shirt off screaming. He went to slump. He was like, you know, you're doing your speedball and you're like, just like this. But you're like, hurry up.

Hurry up. I got to scream in the parking lot. Hurry up. That's what he did. He sat. Dude, he sat Indian style in the parking lot. In the middle of the street. He sat because I was eating my sandwich in my car.

Yeah. I just watched him like a man. I sat in my recently towed Chevy cruise. And he sat on the sidewalk or in the corner of the parking lot. You know, there's CVS. Yeah. Yeah. And there were the right.

Whatever that is. He sat in the spot between that in the on the literally on the pavement, eating a sandwich, screaming. And then he would get up, take his shirt off, run around. And then he, I mean, but he did hit the lady with an edge of Mima that I was like, I'm surprised. His ice cold, bro. That's ice cold.

His ice cold, brother. Should have fucking. Fucking. Now I was like, yeah. Jemima. You hit a Jemima. Wow. That's like a 1992.

Yeah. That was a fearless. Damn. I had the moral. I got, I'm all more. I was like, he had to have gotten something in his food. Uh, there's no way that passes. You go behind that glass.

He was so bad though. Your hoagie will get ocean 11 real quick. Oh yeah. Yeah. Start throwing out racial slurs and wah wah. Yeah. I told you what my one brother used to do. He said order.

He would go to the place on a Spruce Street and he would order the most complicated hoagies you could think of because it was all just older black ladies who would have the funniest reactions to it and be like, what the hell? This man's ordered a two foot long tuna fish bologna. Yeah. It would just be the crazy. And he would just never pick it up or pay for it. He would just let people make it and be like, haha.

And just walk out. Yeah, they are. This man won mustard mayo ketchup and barbecue sauce. Oh, walking out. It would just melt mines behind the glass. They'd be like, what? Who's that? And just leaving it there and be like, 887.

I'm going to find this. He was like, 887. So excited to meet the person. The mystery to the culinary mastermind behind the sandwich. And he would just like buy a pack of sunflower seeds and leave. That's really funny. That must have. But you know what?

That's trickle down though. Somebody else ran into those wah wah ladies later that day and they were just motherfuckers. What are these people's problem? It's like, yeah, they've been making mustard sandwiches. They're pissed. But yeah, a guy hit an anchorman on there. It was just like. And nobody said anything.

Everyone just. He was that fucked up that everyone was just like, yeah, whatever. It was literally a homeless man. I guess no one wanted to take him on. No. It's like seeing like a, like a possum in the trash can. You're just like, I just shut the lid, bro. I don't want to fucking have a possum come after me.

That was that. So yeah, I've been doing battle everywhere I've gone the last couple of days. You got prejudiced. I did get prejudiced. You got pussy attacked. A pussy attacked you, which is, again, dude, it's like. I mean, again, I just shed my ego. So like when I, when I make judgmental statements, it kind of hurts me.

But I could say with certainty, you can't be a pussy dude. You can't be a dude and be a pussy. Yeah. You have to level up dude. We can't have this shit, man. Dude's just being like. Could you please. I'm scared of the news.

It's like, bro, stop it, man. Breathe in the air. You're fine. You know, if you're super worried about it, obviously, I don't know. Yeah, I was thinking, I was like, leave the city then. If you're afraid of one dude not wearing a mask, definitely six feet away from you in a barbershop, maybe don't go outside. Yeah.

I don't know if that's the one that's going to get you. Maybe don't live in a city. I just had a perfect bubble going on. And then somebody talked. Yeah. It's around like Barbaside. He was literally a guy with him. I mean, he's wearing a mask, but he's literally faced right here,

cutting your hair the whole time. Well, the germs, when they hit the mask, they don't come out through the sides at all and infect the air. They hit the mask and they freeze. Yeah, they have to stop it. N95, dude. Yeah. Ever hear of it?

It takes all the germs around you. There's no germs. Sides, they don't come out of the sides. They fucking hit the front and only the good stuff, the fucking, the ions. You know, like ionizers? Yes. The good probiotics come out of the side. I mean, it's been a fucking year.

Can we please stop with this shit, man? It's like, I get it. It sucks, you know, but come on, let's go. Let's fucking roll, dude. All right. Enough of my troubles. Pretty funny, huh? Let's get to yours.

You've had a tough one, dude. Honestly, the car getting towed didn't get me going that much. Because you fucking... I was just joshing about killing myself when I texted you. Obviously, I know that. Although, if I did have no money, that would have... I would have killed myself. It's a good place to kill yourself.

Yeah. Going down there, letting them know which car is yours and just... Yeah. Also, the sticker on the front. Or poisoning yourself behind there. Dude, the sticker on the front that they slap on your windshield. The lady is black. Dude, it's me versus black ladies.

She tried to rip it off and it just... The stickers just stayed on. And she was like, do you have a razor? And I was like, no, I don't have a razor blade. I'm gonna slit my neck if I have it. Yeah. She was like, do you have a razor blade? I was like, no, of course I don't have a razor blade.

She was like, she literally went like that. I just have the stickers on my windshield. You're gonna get goo gone. It's called gooby gone. Hook you up, dude. We'll hit the hardware store. Or a gun. Yeah, just shoot, just break your windshield to start over.

But they were all... The PPA people were very delighted that I was not confrontational. You know what I mean? You can't be. They were so happy that I was in there just like, I already paid. Here's all my information. Thank you. You can't fight a man.

I was glad somebody didn't steal my car. That's what I thought happened. I was thinking about... That actually made me laugh. Thinking about you coming out and being like... Oh, that was 20 minutes of walking. Of just being like... Finally just being like, fuck!

Fuck! That's the worst feeling. 20 minutes of walking around. I know it's right here. I know it's right here. You go crazy. You lose your mind. Then you go...

Let me call them. Like, we have it. You're like, fuck! No. Well, that's what sucked. I checked the website first. And of course, it's like license plate or VIN. I thought it said AND VIN.

So I had to look up the fucking VIN number of this thing. Typed the VIN number in because I typed... How'd you do that, by the way? The VIN number? I had my insurance registration on my email. Typed in the VIN and the license plate. So when I typed them both in, I guess it canceled each other out. So it was like, we don't have this car.

I was just like, whoa. Shit. I wouldn't stole a fucking cruise. You weren't gone in 60 seconds, you dude. Someone crushed my fucking cruise. That'd be so funny. And then I was more upset because I had my one pair of jeans in the cruise. I was like, fuck.

You had your red bottoms? I had all my jeans. My alphabet of jeans. All my boots with a fur were in there. You had your drapeaus, dude? Yeah. I was initially more upset that my jumbo jeans were fucking stolen. And they were like, are those bugle boy jeans you wear?

I said, hell nah, you know they polo. Dude, we should hit Marshalls and get tons of polo, dude. You know how much polo? Dude, back in the day, I used to hit that up and I'm going to get tons of polo one day and I probably could hit Marshalls. I could shut down Marshalls. I could be fresh as fuck. I might start getting lacrosse.

True. Get lacrosse. Those white pants you were rocking, dude. You looked good in that whole outfit. That was definitely just a sick outfit you used to wear. No, I never worn it. Those pants had tags on them, dude, when they came. What?

Yeah. I went and bought a suit at Express. You bought a white suit at Express? No, I had bought a suit and they were like, it's buy one, get one free. I earned like two free pairs of pants. And I was like, clearly like, give me those all white pants and they just sat in my closet forever. Damn.

I knew they'd come in handy. They would, yeah. If I had my druthers, I'd wear all white pretty much everywhere. Yeah. This is what it is. You should. Why don't you? I might.

I'm like fighting the demons of doing whatever I want, whenever I want and I'm trying to keep myself in check now. Why would you fight those demons? Because I'd be wearing all white right now and people starting to... You don't want to be. Well, who cares if people make fun of you? I know, I know. You're a boss.

You're a girl boss. I'm just not trying to... If you keep this attitude up, you'll be a waitress at prohibition. What attitude? I know whatever I want now. Exactly. That's why I'm being careful. I'm going to go yell at anybody that's having fun.

I mean, dude, I've been internally scrubbed so radically that I just don't want to freak people out. So I want to slowly leak my transformation, dude. So, mm-hmm. That's what I'm talking about. But anyway, the car is safe. I got it. It was towed for like an hour.

I just went straight and got it, dude. And I blamed my lady. She was hurtful. Of course. We went to the Flyers game last night. We had a wonderful time. Yeah. Drew scored two goals in the final minute to tie it.

Awesome. The Flyers wanted to shoot out. What a night. Oh, what a night. And then... This is after you had been just absolutely like just handled poorly by the way staff. I went back. I forgot to include this.

That morning, I went back to the exact bar for brunch to show that fat bitch waitress that I don't care about her. And I stared at her. I sat there and went, could you please get me some coffee? Damn, dude. I don't care how much she spit in my drinks. You drank it all? I...

Right in her fucking fat face, dude. I hated her. You guys are f... You were battling this week, dude. It was a true battle, dude. She didn't... It was funny, too, because Adam, my friend Adam, was sitting across and he... He punched her?

He was like, she didn't know who she was locking horns with. Not at all, dude. She came over with a pure... She saw me. I looked like a fat bitch. She probably was like, oh, here's a fat bitch. I could talk to this way. True.

She thought... And then it was just, what'd you say to me? How are you talking to me? Damn. Why would you talk to someone like that? Because I told you already. I was like, that's the first time you told me that. That was the first time you talked to me.

Yeah. She was like, well, I told you already. Next time, you didn't drop the check. I was like, oh, don't fucking threaten me. I had to start ordering two drinks at a time because of how slow they were. It was it. I mean, the MLS game had all the antifa fucks. Obviously.

Yeah. Look. Enough about me. Enough about me showing up and just fucking... Battling. Stalking on that lady. Not stalking as a stalker. True.

But going back the next day... Going back, I'm like, what's up? Going back the next morning... That's gotta be bad for your digestion to hatefully eat a meal at a place where your enemy works and prepares your food. Oh, yeah. Show them. Especially I got like...

My pulse would be at like 100 beats per minute. If I like went to a place where I had a problem with someone, my pulse is at 100 beats per minute. So I would be like... I was definitely like, fight adrenaline was in me. I was eating breakfast. I was like, there she is. I don't care if she says anything.

I hope she says something to me. Oh my God, dude. You got to hit the portal, dude. I got chelac, chelac quiz. I don't know what type of breakfast this is. It's like fucking rice and beans on chips. I basically got nachos for breakfast. They forced you to eat Mexican food?

Yeah. You're like, can I have eggs Benedict? They're like, well, we only have Mexican. You're like, God damn it. Son of a bitch. I can't pronounce God damn thing on this menu. I don't want beans with my eggs. Damn, dude.

I got beans, eggs, coffee, went back to the house. You're being pursed. Uncorked to dump in front of my lady. They probably try to assassinate you via diarrhea. Yeah. Well, they don't know. They're running into a buzz saw. I was born in the darkness.

Crafted by it. All right. Fuck. I was battling hipsters. You were battling your own ego. Pretty much. Filson. What?

I'll start you from the beginning. Yeah. Show up. I talked to you. I remember about, I forgot about that. We talked on the way over. Yes. On the way over, I was telling you about soplar.

And there was the other, I think the other technique where like, if you encounter. Oh yeah. You encounter an entity, you can either go like push it away or I think there's that's soplar. And there's another, I forget the name of it, dude. Torping. Yes. That's it.

Yeah. I remember that. Soplar doesn't work. This is like the YouTube's I had watched before. Now Matt's talking about taking a five gram mushroom journey. Yeah. So while you're out of your body in the Asheville plain or you know, wherever I was, I was watching videos.

You were right here in this house. Hi. Oh, dude. You're in your own brain. Dude. Yes. That's a very materialist perspective. No, I've been there.

I've been there. That's a very materialist perspective. I've been there. I was at that bunch with you. I just would have calmed the entire situation. I had a nice brunch. I had a nice calm brunch. It does not sound like it.

If she walked by, I said, I'd like to kill you. Very calmly. I was going. Very calmly. My body was here. I'd feel my body every now and again. But on the way over, I was telling you about soplar and torping and torping. If soplar doesn't work, if the entities come around you and you go, you can, you might,

that's kind of like a gut punch. They'll be like, but you might also attract the attention of larger entities that things a higher part of higher. Higher part. So you think just. I'll get to my beliefs. Not being a jerk. No, absolutely.

So there are, there's a different dimension and there are entities that are like. Very possibly. Yes. Possibly entities that are like monsters. Here's the thing. I believe in God now. Totally. Okay.

So I'm not really worried about that kind of stuff. Okay. Because I can just always call upon the one true creator. Okay. No big deal. There's people out there who do deal with them. I mean, I might come across them. I haven't stopped my travels yet.

Yeah. But it's like the technique this guy came up with. This is what I feared the most. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 100% believing God. No, not even. There's no people can say, oh, that's, it's like.

No, I didn't fear that you would believe in God. What? I feared that you would be like, I haven't stopped my travels yet. I know. I have not stopped. But I think I'm going to do like every five year schedule. I believe with some little treats in between, obviously. Some changa.

You can get high shit occasionally too. I'm going to mean that the weed deep dives are probably on a whole new level now. Not you think, I'm not. Sure. But I like to imagine a dimension where there's just monster, like demons. Like fucking around. It's an immaterial dimension. And then all of a sudden they're like, oh shit.

Somebody's high as hell right now. We got to go spook them. No, no, no. It's like. They're like, yo, this guy, this doper's blowing extra hard. Run, everybody. But that's, but that's when if you torp. Oh shit, he's torping us.

Torping is when you're there. And the so the soplar doesn't work, but torping you go. And then that, that can kill them. That can kill them. You kill them. That can kill them. You got to be careful because you're still taking a life. I mean, it is, you know, it's an immaterial dark energy body, but they're not feeding

on you because you're high. You have a light body as a human being. Yeah. So, you know, it's like you're opening yourself up to different frequencies and your consciousness isn't in your brain. And it's like an electromagnetic field. It's like, here's a magnet, but there's also a field. Your mind's, in my opinion, the same way.

So it's like, you just open yourself up in my humble opinion. Yeah. Your humble opinion. My humble me, you know, Rupert Sheldrake and some of the greatest minds of the Dark Ages medieval period. Yeah. Great minds of the Dark Ages. I mean, dude, yeah.

The great minds of the noted worst time for minds. That's probably, that's history propaganda. Dark yet, you know this. Dark Ages weren't as bad as people say. There's a lot of cool stuff happening. Definitely cool stuff. A lot of cool art. Come on.

Give me. Give you what? Cool art in the dark. Yeah. Sure. Don't fall into history propaganda, dude. No, I'm not falling for the propaganda. I'm more worried about demons hiding.

You don't have to worry about them, dude. No, they visited me. I've seen them. They could. But I believe they were in my own mind. They could be. I mean, you're a materialist. That's what you would think.

You know? I don't like to get called things. Here's the thing. It's just a belief. You know, you subscribe. There's nothing wrong with it, dude. We need each other. But I mean, to think that intelligence stops with us.

It's, you know, to me, it's a fallacy. It's like very possibly is there's larger and larger creatures and larger levels of consciousness. We're larger than an ant in terms of how conscious we are to think the box. Yeah. But that doesn't mean there's a dimension of monsters there. I mean, they could. I don't, I mean, sure, there could be aliens with higher levels of intelligence than us. Sure.

That could, you know, that could kind of interact with us mentally. Possibly. I don't know. I don't totally dismiss it. It might just all be in our heads. That's on the table. But dude, if you witness what I witnessed, bro. I just got very, very high myself.

But you have to set the intention, dude. I mean, look, I figured you did it better than me. No, don't start that. I figured you knew how to do it better. No, no, I didn't start that. You're right. I know what you're doing here. No, I started it.

I'm sorry. I started that for sure. I was the one who started that. No, I'm telling you, everyone can have different experiences. And again, you have to go into it. It all depends on your inherent belief system. I'm not saying you're wrong, but for me, a belief system is something you choose that resonates with you, that you get benefits from. So if I were to say, like, you know, I want to believe, I want to think like Sam Harris, I can do that.

It just doesn't really make me feel that good. If I go into like entities, God, all that stuff, that pumps me up. It makes me feel good. So that's the one I pick. You know what I'm saying? Well, of course, that's how that works. It rules. Yeah.

But at the end of the day, nobody knows for sure. So it's like, why would I pick one that makes me feel like everything's totally pointless? Not doing that. Yeah. God, so plar, torping. Let's go. Let's fucking go. Yeah.

I would not have been able to withstand that experience without perfect faith, dude. I was on the threshold. I could have been obliterated and I was just fucking out of my body. Perfect faith. In the moment I had compared to everything I had before, in that moment, you know, I'm not, I'm a fallible creature, but I was able to fully, I was able to fully go. You are? Yeah, of course.

Dude, I'm saying I was able to transcend possibly my greatest fear and I could have went either way. I mean, you either believe in fear or you believe in God. I chose the path of God. It's that simple, dude. It's one dictates your life or the other. Yeah. You know what I mean?

I fear God, dude. You can. You should. I fear God, homie. So I didn't even get into the whole thing. I fear God, homie. Dude, this is going to sound really weird. You're already kind of freaked out.

I'm just testing the waters. Yeah. I was in direct communication, not saying like I was God or anything. I got the full rundown on how that all works and how we're all like part of an organism, basically. That's just like, we can't even comprehend. Dude, it was so terrifying. Well, tell them what happened.

Oh, okay. So I get out. You and I talk about torping. You obviously make fun of me and belittle me and stuff. And then I get it up. You obviously talk down to me. Go ahead. How do I talk down to you?

No, go ahead. I never talk down to you. Sure. When? Nothing. Go ahead. Oh my God, dude. So funny.

So we get in. It was actually very funny. It actually helped me. I was so nervous. I talked to you. We had a good laugh. And then I go inside and my brother was shombing me. So I come in.

I was in here, actually. And I go in and see my brother. And I'm coming up with every excuse not to do this. I'm like, you know, because I had them on me. I'm looking at them. I'm like, God, so much. And so I'm like, so I'm like, I go up into the room. I'm in the chamber.

I'm up in the sanctuary above this. And I'm like up there by myself. And I go downstairs. I'm like, are you going to come up with me while I eat these? Or what? Like I didn't want to eat them myself. I was that nervous. So I like, he comes up and I, you know, I just start like, just,

I start just munching. I'm like, fuck it. Let's go. I'm like, I'm going to chomping. I'm taking the water. And he was like, yeah, you should have about 40 minutes or so. He's like, you know, take a piss. Do what you got to do.

Get ready. Dude. So they're munched. They're down the hatch. I'm dude, I'm like shitting myself. This was, this was fucking terrifying. So actually once I ate them, I felt kind of calm, but I was like, the time the clock was ticking.

So I go in, I take a piss. I lay in the bed. And dude, just this is like, just to give you some sort of perspective. Before I left, I was like picking out a shirt. This is, this is like the, my thing, my like thought patterns. Picking out a shirt. I see my green shirt. The one I got down when we were doing stand up down.

Where were we? Down south. Down Texas. Oh, Texas. So I remember we went to the thrift store. Yeah. So I was going to wear a queen. The letterman jacket.

Not the letterman. Yeah. I was going to wear the green thermal shirt I had from there. But I was like, before I went, I was like, I don't know who used to wear this shirt. I don't want to wear like a shirt that maybe this guy was like a fucking like violent criminal. I don't want to bring like a, some old, some dude shirt that like did bad shit into this space with me. So I'm like, you know, I won't wear that.

When I went to get into bed, I laid on top of the covers because I was like, I don't want to lay under the covers. And if I'm tripping, I like feel trapped under the, just neurotic thinking. Like as soon as I, as soon as I kicked in, I, you know, I started bugging out doing all this stuff. And all of that kind of like, should I do this? Should I do that? It just got wiped to the point now where it's like the idea of dancing.

The laughing, being like the idea that I was uncomfortable about that was just the funniest thing in the world to me. Uncomfortable about dancing. Yeah. It was just like, that's the craziest shit in the world. Or being like, I'm going to pick this shirt because like a dead guy might have worn like all of that stuff. Like I'm going to stay on top.

It was like, get under the blankets. You idiot. And the whole time was like, I'm going to keep the mask on the entire four hours. And it was like, dude, if you want to take it up, take it up. You fucking weird. Just shit like that. That's how I feel. Yeah.

Exactly. You have some very non-neurotic tendencies. So I'm laying there. I thought I had 40 minutes. I talked to my brother for a little bit. And then all of a sudden I'm like, all right, dude, like I'm just going to start like close my eyes and breathe and put the mask on. I had Bluetooth.

I had a mask with headphones hooked up to my laptop. So I put it on and I started like my playlist is going. Close my eyes and like, and I started breathing and I just like as soon as like it feels like something kind of showed up. Because when your eyes are closed, it's really weird to do. Like I'm sitting there. And all of a sudden it was just like, okay, like the effects are setting in. And I got like incredibly anxious and was just like, fuck dude, fuck.

Like I was freaking. I like started to kind of freak out. And that was the point. I was like, you know, you get all those thoughts like, I knew I shouldn't have done this. I'm going to lose my fucking mind. I'm going to freak. And it was just like, I had it out of nowhere. I had this thought.

It was just like, dude, your body's been dealing with fear before you were even a self. If that makes sense. When you're a baby, you're not a self yet. You're just like a fucking thing. Sure. So it's like, you've been processing fear. There's no need for you to try to like mitigate or be in the way of it. Just like, just completely let it go.

So I'm like, okay, cool. So I let that go. And then, you know, I'm still kind of bugging out on this nap. I feel a little better. And then I'm like breathing, tracking my breath, like following my breath. And I'm like in my head, like, I want to make sure like I'm still breathing. Because it's like starting to kick in. It's like, and I have like, you know, my eyes closed.

And it's like, just like, it was like the visuals are more like stained glass windowy kind of shit. It'd be like a neon kind of like garden. It was weird, but it's very faint. It wasn't super pronounced. And then, so then it was just kind of like, like, dude, like why, why are you like keeping track of your breath? It's like, I want to make sure I'm still breathing.

It's like, dude, your body knows how to. Will you stop with this weird fucking shit? Just let it go. And then I fully was like, all right, fine. It was like, look, you're nothing's going to happen. You're going to be back in one piece. Like you'll be fine. You have to completely give in.

So long story short, let go, dude, just become. I just go. It's the way that I think like explain it is just like, it's a wave. You just get like carried off to the point where like I would eventually, I'm sure, you know, you've done this, but you like, I would touch my head for a second. Like I would just be like, hearing myself like, oh, like making noises. And I reach up and you'd be like, my head. Oh, I have a head.

Like, it's like when you're in virtual reality. Yes. You're like in this thing and then you like accidentally touch a counter and you're like, oh, shit, I forgot I was in this room. Yes. This is exactly what it was. And I forget. Like kind of went off into like, so the anxiety stuff, I was like examining all the ways fear

kind of controls and dictates my life. And they're like, it went deeper than I imagined. And it was just like so much shit popping up. And I was like, what the fuck? That's crazy. That's this, blah, blah, blah. Then I got like a tremendous wave of anxiety. And that's been like the religious stuff kind of started coming in because my two

intentions were to examine how fear dictates my life and to also start to examine all the spiritual stuff I've been reading about. Dude, I went into like this. I can't even explain it, but it was like the whole, you know, like the whole mystic idea that like we're all part of God. And it's like almost like it's like a gigantic organism and we're just kind of like individual cells within this entire blah, blah, blah. So I was like in that idea, if that's like the easiest way to explain it.

And I got to think the way God thinks and it was overwhelming, terrifying and like lonely and just weird. It was an eternity by myself. But being like, this is what this is and being like this fucking sucks, dude. And I just got like, I remember just keep being, I kept thinking like, oh my God, all I have to do is just take care of such a little tiny piece of the world, like my life and like, you know, my little fucking web of relationships. And I'm like, I'm such a dickhead and it just starts running through how I've been just a

fucking dickhead, a pussy, letting this dictate. And it was just fucking brutal, dude. Just like, you have so little to deal with. And then like, I would like, you know, I'm in that I went through the whole Christ message and like, this is what Jesus was trying to tell people. And this is how Jesus's brain worked. And I was just like, oh, this is too much. You know, fuck, I knew one of my people.

It was, it was, it sounds crazy. But dude, like that's, and it's almost indescribable. And then I would get spit out it. You get out like the wave would be over and I'd be back in the room. And that's when I was like, dude, if you want to get under the blankets, get under the blankets, get under the blankets, like pot was like, like immediately I heard Tom come up the stairs and I'm like, I think I'm done. I think it's over.

And he was like, it's not over. How long has it been? He was like, it's been about 45 minutes. I was just like, or like an hour, whatever it was. And I was just like, okay. And then mask back on. I'm under the blankies, dude. Go into another wave.

It's the point where like, I remember like going into like the Jesus stuff, hitting like a Buddha thing where I was kind of like, dude, it was fucking nuts, dude. It was the point where like, I do remember one of the things was like, I had fully like grok the Christ message. And then there was like Jesus's eye peering like this at me. And it was like, you understand what I was dealing with. And like, that's what I'm trying to tell people. Like, there's nothing to freak out about.

Literally, it's all in your head. It's all bullshit. You're totally fine. And then it was like, you know, blah, blah, blah. But if you tell this to people, they'll want to kill you. And I was like, no, fuck. He's like, but you have the message. I was like, fuck.

I was like, no, Christ message. I didn't want it, dude. I tried all of the saints net. They didn't want it, bro. Dude, but here's the thing. I didn't want it. I was aware of the whole dynamic. It was funny because at the time I was going like, oh, this is how people are convinced

they're Jesus. And I was kind of like, that's weird. So I was still able to keep some of my families. But then I did this whole thing with like the Buddha thing and being like, oh, so that's what Nirvana feel. And all of it felt like scary. It wasn't like, oh, I was blissed out. I'm like, this is overwhelming to think at this level and this depth.

I was like, please send me back to my just like stupid, like one cylinder brain where I can just be nice. Like I just have all I have to do is be good and be nice. That's why I keep like being spit back out and it would just be like, I would just lay there like, I can't wait to be so good. I'm going to be so fucking good. I'll be so fucking nice. Dude.

And I'm like, Tom. And you come up like, what time is it? And you'd be like, dude, you're still got a while, man. I'd be like, and then I'd go back under. So eventually what happened was I get out of the religious stuff. And then I, I start coming back into like the world, like I start coming like realizing where I am. Like I was gone and like, like heaven stuff.

And then I come into not even heaven, I would say I was in like deep like universe God stuff. And then I go into, so then I start coming to my senses kind of, but I go like, all right. So where am I? And I was like, earth. I'm like, right. Like, do I have any money? And I was like, what the fuck? We have money.

And I had went through a whole thing on money where I was just like, how the fuck did we get tricked into that? You know, all this stuff of like, so I got to go around and just keep collecting this stuff. And I'm like, fuck, man. And, you know, it was all this stuff. And then I started getting into countries where I'd be like, wait, what, there's countries and like, they don't.

Antifa. You were like, monies, borders, no, not at all. I wasn't even, I was mine was, no, because they're just in the mix of all that shit. Mine was more like, let's grow food. And all that stuff's weird. All that. That's all Caesar's realm, bro. I was, it's God, you know, obviously what belongs to Caesar belongs to Caesar, but dude,

so I'm like, I'm, I'm breaking it down in Caesar's realm where it's like money, countries, weapons, political factions. And I was just like, and I'm like, I'm remembering what the world is and that dude, it was fucking crazy. So then I, it's another wave. I do a whole wave on like, unexpectedly, like geopolitics shit. And I was just like, fuck, like, fuck, dude, this is fucked up. And then like, so then I, my brother comes up again and I'm like, dude, I think I'm good.

And there's a point where I was like, I'm going to start my own country. And I was like, people are going to kill me because I have the Christ message and I'm going to start my own country. And I was like, I'm definitely getting shot and I was like, bugging out on it. And so then I'm like, I like, my brother comes up and I'm like, dude, like I'm telling about money and countries. And he's like, just kind of like laughing. And I'm like, I think I'm good for real, dude, is that then I got into a whole thing

of like, dude, all your fears are bullshit. Even like having the, you're telling yourself you have to lay on bed because you're in so much, you're on so much mushrooms. That's all bullshit too. Like get up and go do your thing. You got the message. Go about your day. Right on.

And I got up. So I'm like, let's go outside. And he's like, all right, bro. So we come in through the studio and we went out on the deck. So I'm sitting outside just like, this is, I remember being like, because I was going from the world. So I'm like, I'm in the city. Cars are going by.

And I remember just being like, this is a lot of activity, dude. There's a lot of people here and they're all fucking on these like weird hell bent missions where they'd been kind of like co-opted into chasing this weird material resource. It was like, it was kind of a strange thing, but the, but then we locked ourselves out. I shut the door behind me. He didn't realize that it locked from the inside. So then I'm like, in my head, I'm like, I'm good. I turned to go back inside and the door just was like the knob, the lock.

We're just like, and I like look at it and was just like, and I thought I was, I thought I was hallucinating being outside. So I turned to my brother and he was frozen in time. So I look at him and he was just, and I was like, Tom, and he was like, what? And I was like, I thought you froze and he was just like, dude, you got to go back inside. And I was like, the doors doesn't work. And he was like, what? Did you lock us out?

And I was like, I think it does lock from in like, it was like, and it was cold. So I'm outside the cold and I'm just sitting out there. And again, it was like, I felt myself start to bug and my body was like, dude, if you want to bug, bug dude, but like that's on you. And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm not going to bug. And then he's like, spuds work around the corner. And again, I had just come out of like, we shouldn't have countries. We shouldn't have money.

We shouldn't have locks. So my head, I'm like, fucking hate locks, dude. I'm like, this is why we should have this shit. So Spud comes and lets us in and I'm just like, this is why you have bros. This is why your bros are the best, dude. You can lock yourself out. You're bros and just like, I'm like, yeah, this is the only thing that matters. Like, you know, I'm going through all that stuff.

And then I go back into bed. I'm not even done. I'm halfway at this point. He's like, I'm like, I think I'm going to lay down. I don't know if I'm ready yet. And he's like, you're not. Go lay down. So I lay down.

This is where it got like, truly weird. So I, and this is like, again, this is the reentry. This is like, I'm coming back to the world. I lay down, I lay down, I remember kind of crossing my legs like this. Like, if you peep under here, like a little grapevine. Yes. Just, you know, it was comfy and instantly my brain is shot to like the DNA helix. And I'm like, DNA tight.

And then all of a sudden it started going into like, I had this like, not a memory, but I had this like, and it sounds, I thought this was the most profound thing in the world. And I was like, fuck, dude, I used to be a sperm cell. And I was just like, well, I was in my dad and there was fucking millions of cells. And I had a whole other life as an organism that I don't even remember. And I was just like, my brothers were in my dad. And I was like, whoa. And then I started thinking about how my dad was in someone else and they were in someone

else and how like, all of us were just emanating from this uninterrupted life force. And we just kind of all like popped up like, you know, like a blade of grass or like our whole personality was like wallpaper on this like generic life force that we're all part of. It was pretty nuts, dude. And then I like couldn't tell. I was like, I was like burdened with the knowledge that I was a sperm cell and I didn't think anyone else like, I thought people had pushed it out of their mind.

I'm like, I can't bring this back to people and tell them they won't be able to take it. I thought I was like going to like dismantle people's mental well-being by being like, sit down for this, bro, but you were a sperm cell. I thought people could. I thought that we all repressed it and forgot that we were like basically tadpoles at one point, living in another person and also like, obviously we're living in our mom and we were also kind of living in our dad sort of parts of us. And then, you know, it was just like, but the, uh, so I went on that for a while and

then that kind of seeped into like this whole thing how like we, I was thinking of everyone I know. And after I kind of like, stripped myself down to being like, dude, you're a fucking pussy about this. You're not, you should be doing better with this person. You should be, you know, just more, just to be nicer. Cause a lot of my stuff is like, well, this person would do this to me and it was just like, fuck you, shut up, stop being a pussy.

And then, uh, I was like in this, everyone I knew was like an island and I was in the water and then we were like, basically we were just the water, but the island was us popping up as like our personalities, but we're all part of the same thing. And then eventually I came to and thought I broke my brain and that I'd never be the same ever again. You know, if my brother was like, now you're cool, we're going to go out and get pizza afterwards. I'm like, people like me still.

He's like, yeah, I like you dude. I was like, I thought everyone hated me. Like, no, you're fine. Like, I thought I did a bad thing. Like, no, you're fine. So then I like laid there for a while and I was like, I can't move. And then finally in my head, I was like, I was like, Tom. And he wouldn't, he didn't come.

He like went for a walk. He wouldn't come upstairs. So I was like, you have to stand like that's when I got up and like push the door. I had to pee really bad, but I couldn't get out of bed. Yeah. So I went out of bed, I peed. And as soon as I peed, I was like, I'm back in my body. Cause I was like in my body, but I wasn't working like I thought it would.

And then I had another hour of just like chilling downstairs, being like talking to my brother, being like, how do you fucking function? Cause he had done it previously. And I'm like, how do you even live now? And he was like, you'll be fine. And then eventually went for a ride. I got a smoothie and like that night kind of wore off and I had a splitting headache. I was surprised that you were, I forgot you had done it.

Yeah. What the fuck was I was, I think we were doing a sketch. I texted you. Yeah, you don't, yeah, you don't sketch. I was texting you. Obviously love you. Sorry for being a fag. Yeah, I liked that.

I was, that was very funny. I just felt like I had been so shitty to everyone. And then I was like, oh yeah. I mean, that's exactly what I felt. Yeah. Dude, I've relived. I see why you're bugging out about that. I'm like, dude, you're fine.

And I was like, I came out of it like, I'm such a fucking piece of shit. Oh, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Waking up that day was just like, I, I feel like you had it way more difficult. Like if you had set up and it was like, like, dude, my shit was so cool. No, I was, I was fucked up when I started to take. I had no preparation at all.

I wasn't like, this is what I'm doing. This is where I am. I didn't know where I was. It was night number two in an unknown place. Dude, I like mentally prepared wild for like two months and like researched red spiritual and spirituality books and all this stuff that obviously were humongous help because I was able to kind of like just kind of think of the whole thing through that.

If I had just been like spit out and that hit me and I was just like, yeah, that happened to me once and I just fucking freaked out. I don't remember any of it, but I remember a lot of it. Really? And I was happy I did it that way. I was happy I did it without any sense of I had control or like figuring stuff out, you know, because I had nothing. That was the thing for me.

It was like all your little schemes of like, I'll do this and I do that. It was just like, that's just shit you tell yourself to just munch them, bug out. You'll be back in your body. I had to like get used to my body again, which was weird. Yeah. That we said, you know, I walked around the house in the morning. Just get back in your body. Maybe. Yeah.

You must have eaten like a quarter, dude. I have no, I don't know what I judging off what you told me you ate. I think it was like, I would, there was a long period of time when I was totally incapacitated. Yeah. I got hit with a mirror. I walked in the bathroom and saw my dude.

I was telling you this, I looked like a groundhog. Like I saw like my face was like pink and my eyes were huge. And I was like, I was like, dude, I look like Gus, the groundhog from this lot of commercials. I was like, is this what I look like? And that was that was towards the end. That was when I started like, you came back to I was like, that's me. Like I was thinking for a while.

I was just zero, zero. And then at one point I went upstairs and got water. Nice. Yeah. So yeah, I would sip water and just instantly feel nauseous. Like at one point I was like, I want to throw up. And he was like, you're gonna throw up. And I was like, no, I was like, lay there. But yeah, dude, that when I came back to when I like got back in,

because I didn't know like anything about myself, like my phone. I was like, but I remember thinking like, that'd been so funny. If I came back and I was just 400 pounds, I could have been came back. Oh, shit, dude, like I had no idea. I remember the one thing that made me laugh is like when I was finally coming back into myself. I remember being like, I have a goatee. Yes. Yes, dude.

I did it. Sweet. Yeah. It was funny to like, I remember being like, I have longish sort of hair. Like I was like, it was I Ray Charles myself. I was just kind of like, yeah. OK, it was crazy, dude. But that whole the whole experience is one thing. It's for me, it was the after effects have been awesome. Yeah, dude.

My I was I had like nothing but neurotic thinking patterns that have like I forgot like, so what happens is is like, I'll wake up now. And and I didn't know I forgot I used to even do this. I went to pee the other night, woke up to take a piss, pissed. And then like I had like a flood of racing thoughts about just like complete nonsense. But I was going, I remember being like, oh, yeah, I used to wake up in the middle of the night and fucking freak out like four nights a week. I'd wake up and be like, oh, and I was like that like all the time.

I didn't I was something I like would happen to me in the middle of the night. And I would just put it out of my mind and go back to bed. And I would just be like, well, I got to do tomorrow. I would just think about like 40 things at once while I'm peeing and like this freak out and go back to bed. Yeah, that started to happen. I was just like, huh, fuck, man. And then I started going, dude, I think you fuck, you know,

then it starts happening again. And you go, no, I'm good. I went back to bed. But it's like, dude, I like erased just I mean, it was just like. Like there was like a ton of plugins. Like, you know, you have like your ego. It's a good thing to have. It's like keeps you from dying and stuff.

But like there's like, you know, don't get eaten by a bear. Don't get murdered by your neighbor. They're like good programs to run. And then it's like there's like a plugin that's like, is your boss mad at me? Is my wife mad? They're the ones that trigger that same limbic system. And it's like I had like I was running like thousands of plugins unnecessarily that just got just got pulled off.

Why? What do you think? I just was anxious and neurotic, dude. It was just that's that's just what happens. It's like if you have an employee and their job is, you know, it's not as important as it's important, but you don't they're not. They shouldn't be running the show. They'll invent things to do to keep themselves more relevant and important. Yeah. So the ego thrives on problems.

So they just constantly invent problems. And that was the thing that bugged me out, too. I was like, why are we fucking giving kids math problems, dude? We have enough shit going on. We're fucking just inventing shit. I invent shit. I was in math and they made me fucking just figure out shit. That wasn't even fucking rose, dude.

It was nuts. It was fucked up. Like, really fucking shit's hard enough, dude. You don't got to just be confusing kids with fucking numbers. They don't understand. Yeah. It's like, that doesn't exist. Just fucking deleted from the textbook math. I was like, it's good to know.

But come on, man. Yeah. Shouldn't have to do that shit. Yeah. I started thinking about my hotel who's dumb. Well, I started thinking about that. I'm like, that's fucked up, man. They just put that shit on people, dude. Pythagoreans. I was just a Celtic warrior, obviously.

Yeah. Pythagoreans were just came there and they're like, do you even know how to count? And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? No. What do you mean? I know how many wives I have. That's what everyone did. They were just like three year olds. They were just like, how old are you?

Yeah. They'd have sticks. Put them on the ground. That many. Like, I've been marking a rock, I think every four moons, but give or take. They're like, dude, you fucking suck. You even noticed the stars revolve and you're like,

stop fucking around, dude. Like, we own you now and you're like, fuck. Now you're fucking great, great, great grandkids. Have to crack math problems, dude. It's fucked up. Bullshit, dude. So you feel like it was good. Yeah.

And you feel better than you did. Yeah. But I will say this, there's a caveat because I could see how you could fucking spin out afterwards because it's a big change. And it's one of those things where it's like, I had to come to grips with the fact that I'll probably never be the exactly the same.

And that's kind of scary. I think you will. I don't think so, dude. I think, oh, at least I did. I think you can't. So they kind of wore off a little. After a couple of days. Yeah.

So the first two or three days, you're like, oh, shit. Yeah. Like, definitely the first day. Like, I went out to lunch and I was out to dinner with my girl and she was like, are you all right? Yeah. I was like, yeah, I'm fine. And that makes you feel worse.

Yeah, for sure. I was getting up the next day of like, are you sure you're fine? And I'm like, fine, I had a bad headache, dude. I had to go take a hot bath. And I read Dune. That was my turnaround point. Oh, true. Read Dune in the bathtub.

And it was just like, nothing but like, mother trained my consciousness. And I'm like, fuck yes, dude, I'm back. Yes. Back online. Honestly, dude, they've done more, they've done studies with this and apparently they're, this can have lasting personality changes

for up to like 18 months, studying from like, you know, life contentment indexes and all that stuff. And dude, it's like, there's the shit that I wiped off. It's like, I, and it's not like I'm not saying like, oh, it's all gone and everything's perfect. It still pops up, but it's like a thin vapor

compared to what before it would be like, my reaction was physical, mental. Now it's like a fleeting thought that I'm like, huh, like, you know, Brittany will be pissed about something. And I used to just be like, you know, like we're on airplane. One of the motor starts smoking. I'm just fucking, the whole plane starts blowing up.

I'm like, what the fuck? Why are you fucking angry? What the fuck? And it, you know, we just explode rather than it's being like, sorry, feel this way. Yeah, I'm here without, I used to fucking implode. So far that's not been the case. You know, so it's like, there's, it's, it's,

but I'm also, I'll say, I was so neurotic. It's almost like, you know, when you weigh like 500 pounds, they're like, I lost 200 pounds. Like, well, you're still 300 pounds, bro. I'm like mentally 300 pounds from 500. So it's like pretty tight. That is good. Yeah.

Yeah. It's, it's funny to take, go on a mushroom journey just to like be able to listen to your wife's nag. It's like, it's coming out and be like, whoa. Dude. And then your wife's like, did you put this away? And you're like, it's, it's the ultimate, dude. It's just, Neo, your wife's nags.

Every man in my family, the mission now is the whole family. Survive the women. We're going to get the whole family just fucking Celtic warrior it up. Dude, we could change, we could alter the future of my entire family line. Yeah. All the men of the family had done the heroic dose.

And again, it's under, if you do it with the blindfold, with intention, it's a different experience. I believe it. So it's like, my experience, I thought was important. Yeah, dude. I enjoyed it. You fucking force all your future and avoided it. Come on.

I died. Don't, don't try to strip away your psycho knot status, dude. No, no, no, I have it. I have the status. You do. I went in. Don't forget it. Pure Celtic warrior.

Yeah, dude. Actual Celtic warrior. That's how I say it too. None of those, none of those reading. Yeah, dude. Jargon before I, none of this. True. Studying that.

I was just like, hand me my ale. And I was drinking my ales. And I was like, give me these, whatever these are. I'm a true Celtic warrior viking. You know, that's how I feel. I'm happy for you, bro. Your tricks don't work on me, dude. My ego got loaded.

I know what you're doing. My ego is I'm perfect. I have perfect faith. That's good. Do you believe in God? Yes, humbly. I fear God. Good.

Very humble. Good. Yes. That's all you can do. I mean, Jesus had 12 disciples. They're all different, dude. I celebrate all of us. I do too.

But that's the funny thing too. I, my favorite thing now is when people tell me they don't believe in God. I'm like, okay. Weirdo. Yeah. It's my favorite thing to do, you know. Just as a, you know, it's a fun joke.

These guys are probably atheists. They're gonna deny it now. You an atheist, Noah? Yeah. Well, here's the thing, dude. A lot of people think that they have to, like God's gonna be mad. It's like, it's for you, dude.

God's there for your benefit, dude. Not for his. You're not there for his. Yeah. Come on. Oh, I don't need this. Like, okay. Knock yourself out.

Yeah, the people are like, I believe in him just in case. It's like, nah, that ain't it. You can do it. I mean, obviously forgives you for that. But, you know, it's not how you do it. Yeah. I got really fucked up about, oh,

that was another thing, dude. I went through a whole thing of like church and organized religion. And it was just like, fuck, dude. This is so shitty. This is so fucked up. And like, especially how they won't, they were condemning gay people.

I was like, cause I had this whole thing of sin. And I'm like, it's just like, you just match up to consenting parties. It's cool. And if you get in the way of that, you're a sinner. So I was just like, fuck, dude. The church is so satanic, dude. They're all the shame they're putting on people,

all that bullshit. That was like my, the way I was thinking about it, it's like going to organize religion versus doing the heroic dose with, you know, with a spiritual outlook, obviously, preparing yourself. It's like drinking Coke versus owning stock in Coca-Cola. It's like, you can sip it or you can be like, I don't have this piece of paper,

you know, meaningless. But dude, I started getting into like, cause again, I was like, you know, we're all part of this divine creature. And I was like, oh, there's like some of us just like changing from boys into girls. And I was like, whoa, that's so fucking heavy, dude. I was like, what?

Chains? Yeah, I was like, what are we doing right now? I was like, it's just part of the process, dude. And I was like, oh. What process? I don't know, just us constantly morphing. I don't know what the, it was just, it was the whole thing was free.

I was getting, I was like, that's me and the church tell gay people to go to hell. But there was, the thing was, was like, I had fully been with like the chain of life. And I'm like, dude, we have life inside of us. I could see why the church would be really weird about where you come and what you're doing with it because it is sacred, dude.

But, you know, they can take it easy a little bit. On the gays? Yeah. Yeah, they can have, they have. But I understand, dude, like if you're back in the 1400s and like, if I was in the 1400s and I, I was like interacting with like the sperm chain of life, I could see people being like only coming chicks, dude.

Don't fucking dis, don't disrespect the sperm chain of life that we all emanate from, dude. So I get where they're coming from. It's just, you know. I mean, that's where your brothers came from. Some of your brothers got sent into guys butts if your dad was gay.

You know what I mean? Exactly. Can't have that. Where the hell are they? You don't want your brothers to end up in a guy's butt. I miss my brothers, dude. Yeah. Just fucking on the floor of a Mack truck, dude.

Sip, oh, some cream pie falling out. Yeah, I was like freaking on the fact that I had like just tons of lives inside of me. I was like, whoa, it's fucking crazy. That's cool. Yeah. Pretty tight. The whole experience was cool.

The main thing was the after effects, dude. I don't know if you noticed, acted my fucking ass off, dude. Come on, give me it, dude. Yeah, it was great. I went big, dude. It was great. Your directions were big.

You would just be like, I was like, usually I'm so weird and squirrely. I wouldn't do that kind of shit. I would just be like, that whole day would have been me being like, you fucking suck. Or I would have started being like, fucking acting sucks.

Whatever to filter myself from just being like, hey, dude, stop being a pussy and being a weirdo. Yeah, it's been good. The whole thing's been good. Yeah, you did great. That was, it helps me if I see someone do what I'm, like the director. Yeah.

Like, because they'll be like, think of this, you're more of this. And it's like, all right, how the fuck do I do that? I just need to see someone be like, do this. The exact thing you would do, you would just go like this. And I would be like, okay, I don't know exactly what's going on. It's so helpful. Rather than being like, so here's where you're at.

I can't pretend to feel anything. I don't feel anything anyway. I'm fucked up. I'm not good at this. I'm autistic, okay? I need to see it. Yeah, you would hit me with the fucking. I'm like, I got that.

You did. That was fun. That was fun. That'll be an interesting one. I almost cried. Really? I was close to crying a couple of times. I was trying to make myself cry.

I thought I could do it. I could have easily cried early. Yeah, but it was when the camera wasn't on me. Like the first couple of times I read through it, I was like, fuck, I could easily cry. Yeah, I thought I had it. I was trying to, I was trying my hardest to cry, but usually it was just little things like that, dude.

It's like, the other thing too was pretty cool. I identified the why I have resistance towards things. Like with writing, I'll sit down to write and I'm like, this is gonna be so good. Everyone's gonna love this. Oh my God. And I'll start being like up my ass about how awesome it will be

and like people are gonna love it. Basically, just for myself. Yeah, just for myself of like, and it's there somewhere. I'm like, it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be good. I'll build it up and then I'll go, but what if it's not? And then I go, and then I'm like,

I just come up with an excuse and I don't do it. And now it's just kind of like, this is fun. I'll just write something that's just fun. Yeah, you gotta write for yourself. Exactly. It's like- Or just for people. Just like, let's just be fun.

It was like your thing while you were high was like being a good boy when you get back. The whole time I was like, I can't wait to just do stand up. Nice. Like just work on it and be good at it. Cause no one can take that. Yep.

Like I can choose how good I am at that. And yeah, that's helped. It's helped me with that since then. I've been like, dude, this should, I'm so happy to do this. Yeah, man. Yo, that was the biggest part. So that was cool.

The biggest part was just getting out of it. I'm like, I can't wait till this is over. I can just do stuff. Yeah, true. I was very excited. Like I'll be so good. That was the only thing it was like, and that was the thing too.

When I was in the very beginning of it and I was like in that like weird divinity mode where I'm like, they are getting the rundown on how like God works and like what infinity is and I'm like, God, this is so fucking much to deal with. I'm like, this is like fucking terrifying. I'm like, it's just you. I was like, yup.

Like that was kind of like the message I was getting. I'm like, that's fucking lonely. And I felt just like, I felt like I was alone forever. And it was just a horrible feeling. That's hell. It was bad, dude. No, that's what the Catholic church teaches hell is. That's what God's up to, bro.

He's up there by himself. It's pretty fucking sad, but that's why I had to be nice to him and send him good thoughts. But dude, the, and there was a part too where I had the whole thing, the whole idea like, God, are we in the devil? Like you alone are the devil.

But if you're with your boys, you guys are all good. No big deal. I'm probably gonna write a book about it. But the, there was one, I told you, dude, I came back. I rolled the dice hard and you know, stay guys, dude. I got fucked on this deal, dude. Damn it. No, it's good.

It's all good. But dude, there was a part, I was running through the, I was like, why do we have to be good? And it was like, as like imagine running through the infinite, like the infinite possibility the infinite possibilities and running every single possible action you could do. The only thing that works is if people be good.

If you're fucking bad, everything is fucked up. I was like, oh, that makes sense. And then I'd just wake up and be like, I wanna be so good. And be like, bug mode, dude, for like four hours. So that's it, dude. That was a little tail, pretty tight. Well, that's awesome.

Yeah. That is cool. It's a lot. I was nervous. I was gonna botch it, but it was like- There's no way to botch it. You're just doing drugs. Come on, man.

No, I mean- I don't disrespect my religion, dude. No, no, no. No, no, no. You're right, you're right. But you are just doing drugs. You literally can't botch it. It's up to the brain.

You're taking a bunch of drugs. Now you can have a bad trip and have a shitty time, but that's- True, it's up to you. It's up to you, I would say. It's an experience, either way. Like I had a fucking gnarly trip and it was still a cool experience.

It's good to do. Yeah. I see what you're saying. There's no fucking it up. Now, if you took your clothes off and like shit in your hand or something, that would be a bit of a failure. Yeah, sure.

That would be a let down. That would be a slight let down. Yeah. You can also just fuck it up by just doing it at a place that's just not like, not this far. I do hats off people who do that shit at concerts. Oh my God.

I would fucking suffocate. How? Around like a thousand people. Dude. I mean, if it was a lower dose, like, you know, I could just walk around in like Jesus mode. Yeah, that'd be cool, I guess. But like, not that much, dude.

No. Where I start losing track of like people's movements and shit, it's like, no thanks. No way. That's why I've heard people hit me up or like, you should do like 10 or 14. It's like, bro, I'm not trying to do the most psychedelic. You guys, you can have that, dude.

Yeah. That shit terrified. I knocked my socks off. I can't even imagine doing that in public like that. Like at a concert. I don't like being wasted. At a concert. I don't like being at a concert.

But like drunk at a concert sucks. Yeah. I'm trying to find your friends when you have a leave. Unless you can mosh. You can mosh that kind of rule. I moshed at the Red Hot Chili Peppers, dude, never forget that. It's like the pussiest mosh fit.

It is, but that's all right. Whatever. Well, yeah, start somewhere. Get ready for like lamb of blood or whatever. You should have just taken a ton of mushrooms. And moshed. Yeah. Am I doing it next time?

That would have sucked so fucking bad. Moshing on mushrooms? Oh. You might go into Viking mode though. If you took like a gram of mushrooms and mosh, you'd berserk. You would go berserker. Yeah.

But yeah, man. It was cool. It was definitely cool. It was looking forward to just leveling up my stomach. Yeah. What are you going to do? What's the? Oh, dude.

What's on the docket? Just probably just like writing and eventually said, I would do want to set up some sort of like retreat. Psychedelic retreat. But from there, just dude, I'm just going to continue my path of service, dude. That's all I can do. That's all I'm going to do is just help.

There's just like the world's like a big Rubik's cube and you have like a tiny little line through it. I just want to try to like connect the colors in my line and just, you know, eventually die. Chill with God, dude. Something to do. What are you trying to do? I got a lot on my mind, dude.

I don't want to get into it. I don't want to publicly state it. Really? No, I don't. What do I want to do? Yeah. Be good at stand up and help all my friends out. That's all I'm saying.

Yes. You're a good man. Continue my life. You're a goddamn good man, dude. You're a good man. I'm a piece of shit, apparently. I learned about myself. I'm a piece of shit.

That was that was a tough. I was lucky that I went into it knowing that about myself. I couldn't knew I was, but I didn't know to the extent. And that was like, oh my God, I didn't know 95 percent of my thoughts were just, first of all, nonsense. Really?

That was the weirdest part. It was just like, dude, the shit I'll sit around and be like, well, I don't know. But if that happens, I'll do that. It's just fucking bullshit. I'm jerking off. Then it was like, well, this and that. It's like, you're just a pussy, dude.

That's all it boils down to. As long as you're honest, you're proud. And if someone has a problem with you, you're being honest, it's, you know, whatever. That's just a problem. But yeah, being I was just like in so many aspects, such a little fucking weirdo of like, I don't know. Really? Yeah, dude.

Like you hide it well. Huh? You hide it very well. People have told me that, dude, but it was just turmoil, dude. Like I like wouldn't get enough stuff done and be like, are you good enough stuff to bring this bullshit? It's just stupid. Yeah. It's just dumb.

It's like, dude, I'm going to, you know, I have my goals of stuff I need to get done, but like just being a weirdo, just I was being a weirdo, dude. Just like, I can't get stuff done and I feel like sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, shut up. Let's talk about it off here. Yeah, let's get, yeah. Let's, where we at timelines?

Let's switch. Nice. Perfect, dude. Yeah, sorry about that. I was a long dumb. No, no, no, no, no, no. Everybody was interested to hear about what happened on your journey, dude. And I'll be honest, it delivered.

You said the craziest shit possible. I mean, I may not have looked interested, but it was pretty funny. You're processing, dude. I was processing. You started tripping. I was trying to listen to, yeah. You started tripping, dude.

That was another thing too. I kept thinking my brother was tripping the entire time. So I'd be like, are you fucking tripping too, dude? Like, I would just look at him, but I was just tripping so hard that like, any face someone made at me, I'd be like. The faces were good. Dude, I would literally,

I was just sitting there staring at people because their faces would freeze. Yeah, yes. And then they would unfreeze while they were looking at me. And I'd be like, and they'd be like, what the fuck are you looking at? I'd be like, oh, fuck dude, I don't know.

What are you looking at? You're looking at me. They're like, no, I wasn't. I will say this, dude. I have a newfound deep in respect for my brother. He did it first. He was the first one. That's what I said, dude.

And I at least had my brother there or someone I trust. He went to a stranger's house, dude. I was like saying, dude, my brother Tom died on a futon. He died on the futon of a stranger, dude, for all of our sins. And now we know the code how to heal ourselves. He just like died. No, you know, lady was super nice and shit,

but I couldn't have done that in a stranger's house. That would have been weird as fuck, dude. Someone you don't know being like, I broke my brain in some stranger. Like, no, you're a liar. Yeah, like having a horse sitting next to you and be like, what's wrong with you? Oh, man.

Oh, dude. And then I would come in and out of it. Yes, the waves, the waves, dude. And then I'd come back and I'd be like staring at a horse and be like, what? Oh, no. Yeah, it was crazy. I would come out of it and just be like, Tom.

And I would hear the footsteps and be like, yes. And he'd be like, what's up, bro? And he, you know, dude, at one point he lit sage. And this is the point where I was coming back into my body. And I was like, I was watching him do it and was like, what is that? And he did it and I'd be like, I'm like, that's a smell. I'm like, the people like smells.

And I'm like, I think I like that one. And dude, I was going, go on, bro. All it did was jar your autism. Now you're fully autistic. No, I think I'm not. You reached your highest plane. No, man. You reached the highest plane of consciousness, which

is autism. Really? The highest plane, yes. You go around, you're like, do you believe in God? People are like, what? Who's that guy? Yeah, you're a prophet. You're an autistic man now.

I might be an autistic nirvana, dude. I'll be on GTA five on Patreon, dude. Fuck you got five stars. My screens just came. You got five stars. You're autism. It's the highest level you can reach. Yes, I'll be on GTA five.

Dude, I'm going to have dual screens now in my basement. I'm telling you, tower. Just be. Hey, guys. Yeah, can't wait. Perfect. I'm an autistic and you're coming to Harrisburg this week. Yes. Yes.

All the days or which days? All days, Thursday, Friday, this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Pretty weird. That's why I was asking you every day. Exactly, bro. That's what I'm saying. It's like, come on, dude, this is an easy one. I would just be like one uncomfortably uncomfortable

conversation, like one potentially uncomfortable conversation and that would last a week. I'd be like analysis. Yo, bro, let's hit the plan. It's time. It is time. You know, I'm excited to do this role. Harrisburg, dude.

Harrisburg would be fun. I mean, I can't I'm going to tell you all fair. What's going on? I got some drama. I got some drama. Get some drama, bro. Personal family business. Don't worry about it.

Yeah, don't worry about that. But yeah, this weekend, Harrisburg Comedy Zone, me and Matt and Beezer will be hosting. It'll be fun. So come to that this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. That is the 28th, 29th or no, the 29th, 30th and May 1st. So come to that. That's going to be so fun.

That's all. That's all for me. Thank you. We'll see you on the Patreon. Later.