Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 357 - DaBaby (feat. Lemaire Lee)

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

LETS GoOoOo. Lil' early. The D.A.W.G.Z. have returned to home base for a classic ep with LAMORP. Check out Lameezy, Andy, and Nate on the Panties in the Mouth Podcast.  Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod

We're live. Whoa. Damn. We're here with the mayor Lee buzzer beater to call them the Lamorp called him Didn't hear anything for a while. No, I called him after you texted me. Did you moments after you fired us? Yeah, it fired me up I was pissed. I found it was were you sleeping in again? I was oh, I was coming with canoodling With a lady, yeah, and I didn't snuggle in with a woman snuggling. I didn't hear the phone the first time you guys are both sleeping in Yeah, we're sleeping. We're taking a lazy day Lazy day. Yeah, it's good. It looks like it's gonna rain, you know What do you do in the rains?

Just hold each other Do you would you say you're in love? No, what you're in love? I wouldn't say I've never seen the mayor's glowing I've never seen you in love like this. How are you not in love? Why would you say no? I don't I don't I almost blew us off to lay in bed You put love before your career. I was just sleeping podcasting I like the gray you the gray in your beard. Thank you. I'll try to be young quest love I don't even know who that is bro. I'm not from the roots. I don't know who that is. Why no, that's what the baby said

Quest I'm at the baby baby was like no disrespect. I'm not trying to be a dick. I don't know who that is fair You think the baby ever watched Jimmy Fallon hell no dude. No, no thugs don't watch Jimmy Fallon That's barely reaches normal white people That's literally designed just for dorky. Yeah. Okay, true. That's like Yeah, that's like the nerdiest guy in every office is like. Oh, perfect. Did you catch a fallen last night? I got a little heated there the guy from the office was on Fallon Yeah, when they start making like what's that guy Helms Chris Helms. Oh

Ed Helms like jump on boxes or something that gets silly play like pie face with Jimmy Fallon Dude, the office is probably buzzing drunk Jimmy Fallon I Which does make the show that's kind of nice to know which does make cuz every once in a while You can see he's got the full moon face like the full alcoholic Whoa, we've got a great cuss. I think you'd have to be hammered do that job to get hype Just to do it like this fucking same shit over and over every night Get some vodka on you stumble out in front of a live audience. It'd be fun. So hey everybody

What bullshit are we doing tonight? You know, we gotta do everything's done for you You just got to read the monologue interview people and be like, oh, so tell me all this movie You're here. It does seem dark. Oh, yeah, dude. It is. Yeah, and every you're like, you know It's like I'm the king of late night. It's like king of late night It is like a dorky title to be the king of late night now it is for sure it was cool a long time ago Now it's sing. What's that girl's name Lilly Singh? She's a king of late night. Yes, well, I don't even know what's the late night scape look like Jimmy Kimmel survived I wonder is there like a skull and bones for like late night

You got to do black face. Absolutely jerk off like the bushes jerk off to you There's a the guy Corden James Corden Yeah, I've seen some of his videos He's pretty fucking brutal. He gets wacky. I've heard he's cool. Yeah first-hand accounts. I've heard He's the man. Yeah from dudes that have done the late night like the sketch, but uh Man that guy sucks He seems Dork

I can't forget about Trevor Noah Trevor Noah rules. He might be the king. Yeah, he tells it. He kicks he tells it. Exactly I'm a straight shooter finally somebody telling like it is on the late-night circuit for sure I heard his uh stand-up was very uh, he had a couple rough ones. He made fun of like he would make fun of like indigenous people Yeah, he got in trouble for that. He had to go to like an indigenous museum. Did he really? Yeah, and look at their arts and crafts Clay Like wow, this is powerful Whoa, I never thought of it on Hillary Clinton's call me. Okay. I show me your like beehive thing Yeah, we see this bowl. Is that a spear made out of rocks? Whoa, 10,000 year old bowl. I guess I never thought of it like that

Sorry Know you guys were capable of spoons Man, do you like Trevor Noah would you like to write for the daily show someday? If it happens, you think it's gonna happen I don't think I'm smart enough to Crank hit me with some old you like today's things going on hit me with like a quick monologue. Yeah, what's going on? You know, you know Bezos just went to space. What's going on? Yeah, hurry up 30 seconds That's not a joke

And if we like these we can keep them Bezos is his space now and he read a big dick with an old lady. I don't know. Whoa That's a founder of Amazon you're talking about I'm big Bezos stand over here. Do you like Bezos? I kind of do I respect him Me too. Yeah, he was a fat guy who just got rich It's funny about last night my dad my dad's getting old I was with him last night and he tried to try to make it go into space joke and he's like, what are you Jeff Boros? It's like

Yeah, he became an old man Funny just be like, what'd you just say? That's your monologue yeah Jeff Bezos went to space with a red and old lady He said he read he went to the moon with an old lady. He didn't go to the now. He gets hot young pussy. That's why his marriage crumbled You got to figure that out It's like fracking let's do the baby You're supporting his rent go the baby with the rent at the about the one the guy through the shoe I don't see that smell like you know a guy through a shoe with the baby

Yeah, a lot of Palooza guy through the shoe at him. I thought he wasn't allowed a lot of Palooza. No He was at a car. I think it was a lot of Palooza the rolling loud. Is that rolling? I'm sorry. What kind of shoe did someone throw at him? Was it a case with? Is it that guy from Iraq? It was like a sandal. It was like a easy slide or so That one thank God if that was a great new balance, that would have been a hate crime So this is him recovering from him just saying like hey, I want women who have pussies that smell like water tastes like water Know about this. You don't know about his rant. No, it was the same show What are you doing?

Yeah, I talk about festivals a 22 year old starts you happen real quick It was rolling loud 21 actually. He wasn't low up a loser. It was rolling loud So he started his like to put your phone up or whatever because someone threw the shoe at him Yeah, yeah, cuz he wanted to get the crowd back on his I know how to get him on my team. So wait the guys threw the shoe in response to him saying what nothing nothing Just it was like a bad set. There's like a mosh pit. Yeah Do a mosh at the baby. Yeah, it's like a black people match. You look mean Moshes look mean but this one look like mean so you're saying when black people mosh it seems meaner. No now

You know how we feel protest Like we protest but this seems meaner You know wait so what's good so right now there was a black mosh pit at the baby There was a black mosh pit with the baby some guy threw a easy slide Adam. Do you think there's HIV exchange in the It might have been an open wound. Yeah, the baby was concerned like hey You guys better not have any fucking AIDS down there. He just brought some like 1992 awareness. You know, yeah, dude What did he do? I don't so I'm fucking I don't know

Break down the babies, right? I mean, well, yeah He was like he's like fellas, you know, like he's like if you if you gay, you don't got AIDS put your lighters up I Was like ladies if you pussy if you pussy smell like water put your light And then people start people like starting to turn at that point Then he was like fellas if you if you're not out there sucking dick in the parking lot put your lighters So he was basically just calling the guy who threw a shoe at him gay Yeah, and then afterwards he came he came out afterwards and he was like I well, I'm not like homophobic

It was a Kramer moment. Yeah He tried to say the worst thing he could Said that he said that his gay fans are not disgusting. They would never have AIDS. That's why it's okay. I think he did drop an F I'm sure I'm sure he was something in there No, he kept saying fellas fellas. That's the only F the baby Fellas Did you guys suck a dex in the parking lots like making whoopee dude, why would what mashing to the babies like it looked wild They were like it's just mashing. They're just except we're doing boxing

So it was just like vicious haymakers Yeah, the winner of the mash fights the baby the baby would be a problem I wouldn't want to fight him. He's jacked the baby. Yeah, you should have seen what he dodged. That's that slide He was really. Yeah, it was like right here. Yeah I Like someone's gonna be like I did It's so funny in a shoe throw at you and be like gay guys have a And then stick by it be like, yeah, that's what I said, dude

That's what I fucking did. I'm gonna wait it out front. Just watch everyone leave awful one shoe You're seeing a guy take a shit You ever see somebody's shoes when they're taking a shit you wait outside La Meri you probably crap at rest stops right no never what never dude only hotels in my house real Although until you get into the squatty potty that it kind of sucks when you're at a hotel You know, I like I'll look at the trash can I'm like, can I put my feet on this? Yeah, that's the game They gotta put on a potty potty now. Yeah. Yeah, they're like fold up You gotta be a fat mother fucker

Shit wherever I'm headed to breaking out a squatty potty at a rest stop or at an airport bathroom Washing I crush airports. I take planes. I take early flights shitting on planes is absolutely insane. No Walbert is gonna stop Oh Trill the move is you go when the drink cart starts to come Then you go so then you take it dump, but then you're standing in the back Wait, yeah, no one stretch your legs. No one knows you dumped and you just you just punish the staff I've done it before I'm gorgeous sluts dude store this is our slots when you get to shit back there and make the slots go

From there layover I've only flown like once. Well, really once like Darren back To San Francisco Bro Is that watch ticker now is what is that just rollers that take what do you mean? Oh, it's Rolex is just roll. I think it takes It's called why things it's yeah, I got it cuz I was trying to impress somebody is Xerxes It's called why things it's like a it's like a fit bit I'd love to know how many times you've been like

I can't I can't fuck with the Roman numeral stuff, dude, it's I need digital We have phones. Yeah, dude. No, it just feels nice. I understand The Maritra's fashion This is the best you've done in a long time. Thank you. That's good. This looks good. This destroys that fucking sweater best Yeah, they come in and No, yeah Yeah, base do that they come in yeah, she said that I'm gonna dress you up. She said they Yeah, yeah help. She put a scarf on me the other day. Oh, how did that look?

It was pretty tight, it was pretty tight. Yeah. Yeah, so where do you stand on the babies? Rant you're for it, right? You know, I just you know, I gotta I gotta hear them out. I gotta hear more of it. Exactly. Yeah, what if don't let them try to neuter the black Yes, they're trying to make all the black kings have to say what he said was wrong and we're sorry Never say sorry. Do you guys are the truth? He was thinking what he was thinking. Maybe a gay man upset him earlier that day and he just like took it out on stage You ever do that? Yeah. Yeah No, I've never ever been like fucking gay

Hey everybody Gays You've never been crossed by a gay right before you go on and perform Several times in the Philadelphia comedy scene, you know, it's gonna happen to rap now raps now getting Cut in half mainstream. It's getting cut in half now. And the well the funniest part is is the I think it was Academics was coming out being like he's like, you know, a lot of these guys are rapping about murdering people, right? He's like he's like but he was saying like overall like yeah, you know, we're talking about murdering people He's just we're just telling stories dude. His story is about, you know,

1992 outlook on HIV AIDS. Yeah, that's his truth, bro. You gotta let him speak his truth You're speaking power to truth, dude true But dude, it's coming man because then it gets to the point where it's like the culture is about to get divided Yeah, there's a I was telling you guys about this last time. There's a black people civil war coming Remember no, but I know I'm sorry. I didn't I'm on the side of the sword black sword black people are the most dangerous Your anime yeah, and I think I can't say this out loud, but I think the anime side is kind of more on the babies team Really, I think so too. It would be the wokes out man

They're kind of like anime people are awoken the fact that like like there's a bunch of like there's a bunch of like people around them who Indulge in like the yeah, not like indulge but like who are like Like confused about their gender and shit like there's a lot of those people who like in that community are trying to find themselves Yeah, so they're accepting in that way, but like Their thoughts are more like the baby's thoughts. Yeah Yeah If there is a black civil war and the baby's side loses would you say it'd be fair to keep statues of the baby? At least in Charlotte you gotta keep

Who else to speak not a lot of people speak maybe I haven't followed it But I don't know if a lot of people have speaking out on it yet. No probably John legend probably Chrissy Teigen Yeah, Chrissy Teigen She's been nice. Yeah. Yeah, she's out of old culture. She was like telling 14 year olds to kill themselves Sincerely messing with them. She's part of the curse. Yo, I was joshin true. She's part of the curse true The curse the curse did the people who spoke out against me. Oh, yeah cursed I mean, it's not coincidence. They were all playing that game. Yeah, they are gonna fall to it eventually thin is the razor's edge, dude

Cream son stabbed the guy. He got the worst part of the curse I put a hex on his son. Is this on a man? Uh, yeah, he just looks he looks ridiculous. There's another NBA star whose son's incredibly gay Dwayne Wade Dwayne Wade his son and magic johnson. Their sons are incredibly gay He was probably none too pleased about the baby Or uh, magic johnson. Yeah, no, he was pissed. It is a double cross between magic johnson's son and dwayne wade son They double crossed the baby It's very funny

What do you think little baby has to say well little baby's probably like i'm reaping all the benefits Finally, yeah Little baby's turn It's like to be little baby and then da baby. It's like what the hell that guy claimed he's the exclusive baby, dude I'm the baby the kids the kids out there. I've been talking to the kids They think the little baby is the best rapper ever Little baby little baby. So this is this is probably his what he needs of the baby falling So i'm not gonna be or i'm not gonna lie. I get them confused. Yeah, no

Little and uh, yeah, they should join up. Yeah, we're hitting that wall, dude. We're hitting the white guy wall. Yeah It's tough to keep up, dude It's very hard And then yeah black guys hit it too. Yeah, they just become curmudgins True, you know, yeah like quest lover or whatever just being like shouldn't be saying all that Yeah, it's like well, they're like, how dare he not know who quest love is it's like he's like the dude's like 23 How was the baby 23? He's young. Yeah, is he that young? I think he's not that young, but he is young. Yeah, youngster. He shots him on too

He's got a body. Really? Yeah That seems self-defense that seems worse than what he said self-defense Technically He stood his ground at walmart Dude, the baby's a patriot And there's yeah, dude wait, do you think the white people will join in on the blacks of war? I think they're gonna go like Yeah, I think we're gonna sit back for a little but as an ally. I think i'm gonna let them

Yeah, the allies are nowhere to be found the allies will have to join but then That'll it'll be like world war one. I feel like this black little drag the Big dogs in then you're gonna get the white patriots getting involved Don't be on the side of the the banks of the babies, dude. Yes. Yeah, man We could use this black civil war I think it's a white woke proxy. They're using like Blacks to like instigate the old blacks and the change were like, dude. Yeah, shut up

They're firing up the keys and the peels, dude You want to know what's interesting? There's I found this woke war I I became the the center of a bit of a woke war not really not really a crazy one But I just I tweeted out that the green knight sucked How would I have yes, it did suck that's how would I have known that it was a woke issue I thought it was like an arth. I can uh king arthur. Yeah, it was so what the hell is everybody that was like No, it was actually fucking amazing. Has he him?

Yeah, like all that woke term. I get the people mad that I said it sucked. We're all woke. I clicked all their profiles It's a weird thing Did they know of like the rest of like all that dude? There's myths from like king arthur that are strictly about dealing with like annoying women There's a myth of the night and like that. That's probably why they like it because this one they cut it out main character is kind of a Coward the whole time. Yeah, that's an arthur. Is it king arthur? No king arthur's a man. He's an old Who's who was king arthur's young bro? Lancelot Oh nice. Was it about Lancelot or no? No, it's about Gawain

Gawain Gawain who the hell's Gawain? He went no, he's not the green knight. He fought the green knight It doesn't make sense though because nobody fights once What? The whole movie sucks too. That's that's that's that's disappointing. I was so excited Did they ever sit at any round table? They did sit at a round table, which was exciting Tight when you see the round table you're like this does rule first half hour

You're like, all right little slow, but this is gonna rule Yeah, and then you're just stuck in the doldrums for like an hour and a half Of fucking nothing. Why why? That's bizarre. You see cum though. What cum makes an appearance. Well, that's why these those fucking cum comes That's in good appearances cum is in the movie. Come on. Maybe cum has been in that cum was in call me by your name Was that the one lady surgeons? Was that the one we saw the movie where lady gets a bucket of cum What ladies toss a bucket of cum on someone? No, what's that? What was the movie where they get trapped in this dude's basement? Oh, yeah, that was a big

That was a cum finale. Yeah No, it was uh, yeah, he had like a turkey baster of cum Yeah, and then they had a bucket of jizz and they threw it on like a blind guy that they broke into his house Yeah, I mean he was trapping women in there Coming on a guy who was standing on his ground a blind guy. Yeah, a blind guy He was capturing. He had a lot of girlfriends people would sneak into his house and he had they broke in and kink shamed him He was into like heavy heavy bdsm when you capture of duped women and yeah, and they were chill And he was actually impregnating them against their will with the turkey baster

So not the best guy, but also property rights It was his land Just blind. Yeah, he's blind. Yeah, he's fine. Don't breathe. Yeah, because he could hear you in the house. There's another one coming out Yeah, don't breathe too. He's gonna be covered in cum dude. He's gonna be all crusted on him It's like He was like a chrysalis of com dude. It's just fucking That was a problem

They threw a fucking blind They threw that bucket of jizz on him and it froze him like he was in carbonite like star wars So it happened But anyway, the green night did suck and I was very excited and people got fired up about it Yeah, everybody's like the cinematography is beautiful. It's like dude. It is the movie still sucks. It's boring. It's fine while I was watching I was just like I can't believe this. I couldn't believe how bad it was. No jousting. No jousting. What? He didn't rescue any like fair damsels. No, dude

There's a little bit of jousting if you're getting cum shots Where did he come? Yeah, why did he come in it? He pre-jacks A knight a knight. Well, he's not a knight dude. Actually when he pre-jacks the lady goes, you're not a knight Pretty sick Nice, there's almost no dialogue nobody speaks. You just watch This guy walk Why was he having he was wasn't you might like it wasn't he sworn to chastity might like it I might but there's a lot of you like the mythology. Yeah, that's what it is based all of a sudden everybody

I know you are but all of a sudden everybody in the comments is like an expert on Arthurian mythology Yeah, but you know more than I watch a Joseph Campbell videos on youtube That's more than every single one if you have black lives matter in your profile. You don't know anything about king Arthur true I'll go on the record Yeah Yeah, there was the one uh

Parse of all I think was like some form of like those myths and they had one called like the The knights had to go through a ritual. It was just like a thing they made up of like the Bucking bed or something so they get in full armor and you lay in bed and the bed would just start rumbling and like they would like Throw stuff at you and there's like blood would come up Oh, like you just get spears thrown at you and when they're like it was funny in the Joseph Campbell video He was like so, you know, he's like you always got to figure out like what do these things mean? He was like this is the male experience of the female temperament and it's roomful people are like He's like you just got to endure that's funny. You can't fix it. You got to endure it

Yeah, and it was just like jfc foundation Dude and everyone in the comment was like this misogynistic bullshit eventually you do get deposi you get that Deposit you do you really that's why they had festivals back then dude like it wants every new moon Yeah, they go through the cycle and family and they come out and it's just full like the what that's a family reunions Do you think that was for deposi? What the hell course back in the day? I don't think they did family yes in ancient England. I don't think there was much more union Everyone was dead. Yeah, everyone was dying constantly

So when you hear the family reunion, who are you? Who are you smashing back? Oh, okay, just you know just like anything I would say back then anything I'd get your hands on that's your cheeks. You're like the buddha married his cousin Married his cousin and then abandoned his child really said a buddha. Oh wait, wasn't he like a prince? Wasn't he like, yeah, sir. That's how you get to Nirvana. Actually all this shit sucks Yeah, wasn't that a thing kind of he was like a rich kid from new york that was like actually capitalism sucks Yeah, he was he was shielded in the palace his mom died a childbirth He was shielded in the palace and then he saw like sickness one day. He's like, what is this?

He showed him what his death. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm gonna go out there And then he just didn't he sit on her tree for a while the bodhi tree. Yeah reach enlightenment But he you know technically I guess back then it wasn't as bad to leave Or did he just tell people he did? I don't know. See like guys. I haven't I did it. I haven't got to the buddha yet. It's kind of like john smith Who's mormon where's that guys god just hit me up? I'm the only one that knows Everyone was like sweet. Nice. I got I need jesus, dude Jesus will witness the miracles like true. That's a fair point. You can't be like I had to change in my mind

Yeah, check it out. You haven't got into the buddhist teachings. I don't get I'm more of a hinduism guy Yeah, buddhism is a little nihilistic for me. You gotta come back to I'm gonna christianity a lot There's a lot of people a lot of people are there's a huge like a lot of monks get into like the Split between jesus and christ very complimentary. You know, that's how they say jesus There's a rumor jesus went out east. I heard that. Yeah, you know, there is like 30 years of his life on the counter for in the bible. Well, certainly not 30, but yes, it's like 30 All right Well, when did he when did he uh, he got crucified at 33? Yeah, but he was he got he was at the temples

But he was at the temple like 14. Yeah 13 14 Sorry to be a jerk on that. I was being so there's a good 10. I think you had a good like 10 year Little spring It's all it was up chilled So like so, what do you guys do and the indians are like, whoa? It's not shitty That's really mean and shitty But yeah, dude, the um, it was bad. It was bad back then dude. Jesus hated the Pharisees, bro

Hypocrites, dude. Who were the Pharisees? His people bro his squad. Oh hated the Pharisees. You mean peter pole. No, they're the apostles, bro Jesus christ Also the same well the Pharisees were the High priests your people The black israelites the jews the true israelites the true kings of israel Hated black He would try to do stuff. They'd be like, where you going?

That's who the Pharisees were the black israelites my fucking walk on water look like a fucking dumbass He's like, who are you guys just walking to work? Carpenter ass pussy My fuck is building cabinets That jesus chair must have been right. Yeah, that's shitty Yeah, he must have made the perfect chair and was like, this is every once in a while. I probably got tired making one I'm done with this Sweeping the dust was like

Yeah, dude, I've been reading new tests. Jesus. Yeah, Jesus fucking rules absolute words. Do you get those beatitudes? I hit the sermon on the mount. I started math. Is that what it is? I started at matthew I started reading the sermon on the mount main sake unbelievable, dude. Love it Yeah, they'll fire you up Out of nowhere. It's good. Wait till you get to the crucifix you. Yeah. I'm gonna You forget how many cool saying stay you after the credits true. I'll be curious little yeah He's like, I'm actually not dead Yeah, do you like jesus dude? I fuck with jesus heavy. Yeah. Yeah for real. I do. Yeah. I love jesus. Nice

I love god. I used to go to youth groups and shit. They took they they exposed me to white people for the first time Yeah, jesus showed me a lot That's pretty tight. Yeah, what do you think of white people? I feel all right. They're okay That's a fair response I agree. I'm telling you the only thing I was talking to spot about this today That one once they start attacking our black kings. Yeah, what's going to have to happen This is pretty much spud was saying this of like he's like it's good

All the race is going to fall apart and it's just going to be hetero dudes Yeah, I'm going to have to write the ship and I was proposing a flag a new rainbow flag But it's just a dong of like white. It's black It's kind of asian looking and it's mexican and you know latinas So just having just our rainbow flag of heterosexuality with like just one dong just united in a bunch of different colors What's the background color? I don't know. What's the fate of that? I think we should just make this the background Yeah, you know, yeah, exactly

Dicks just a dick just different color. Just like almost What she's asking for or when she answers the phone give her Say I'd be pretty sick dude You heterosexual christian men need to come together. We will like uh, we could put the dick says from all backgrounds And we really unite with the muslim brothers Our muslim brothers and sisters are straight as hell Dude, that's ultimate

Tartarola's fucking bullshit me too Sorry about what we've been doing I was just talking about that today. I was driving here to Philly and I was like damn isis, dude They're back on the map. They're back on the map. Good dude. They were wilder. They're back on the map Yeah, we they must have got fucked up so hard Yeah, they got fucked up. Yeah, dude. They were partying They were fucking they were doing like doughnuts with tanks in my town's cum people's heads. They went to Paris. They fucked up Paris They were wild. They went international and then they just got smoked level, dude

Now they're creeping back in well, it was just the administration changed. Yeah now they're an issue again It's like, oh, by the way isis is taking up territory in afghanistan again They must have got fucking smoked though, dude, or the media they just get ignored They probably got ignored for sure the same old g's dude. I don't think that I think they got hit I'm gonna fucking drill. It must suck too when you're like, you know, you're just isis in around all of a sudden You're like, wait, we are in major news in america. Like they're gonna fuck us up, dude. Oh, not again Is another democrat in office? This would be if we were isis we'd be chilling here all of a sudden just the door would explode

Like five dudes were coming like All they're trying to do is cast and chill over there. They're trying to do videos like Yeah, like, yo, we're the best, dude. Well, they did take it a little far Yo, i'm jaren from isis i'm about to chop this infidel's head off Don't be racist against isis. They've got enough troubles. You're about to join up. They've got enough on their plate. I'm sorry I'm gonna meet them big. What's up, brothers? You guys also should just be christians Yeah, enough of the fucking malarkey Muslims believe in jesus. They do. They just believe that he's not like he's not this shit. He's not all off. Yeah

They can only be one a law And they got friday fridays or day. Yeah fridays their day. They they do have a good point about one god Yeah, you know, they are monotheistic. Oh, yeah They should have fridays let them have fridays so we can go party like god want us to You think god liked us partying on friday? Yeah, dude. What type of parties do you think you'd like? It's like prayer groups. Don't let anybody tell you drinking's a sin, dude It's not in the bible. It certainly is not. Jesus was like, yo, let's get a fucking water and a wine Yeah, bro. Jesus like to have a good drink. Yeah a good time. Yeah

Hooker's an alcohol or not. Jesus knew what was coming, dude. He was getting a couple parties in there as long as you're not fucking True Just get your feet By your boy. Yeah, do you think while jesus was doing like one horse foot is like Just in the desert for 40 days Guys Dude, do you ever get a I went one time? I think it was a britney. We've got pedicures. Oh It's fantastic. It is fantastic. It's fan. Dude. The lady. The lady was I'm not making this up

The lady was massaging my foot pushing down and my dick would move And she noticed it and she started laughing How'd she laugh? Very yes very play very play laugh, but I was sitting there being like The fuck and she would hit the spot in my foot and I'd be like Oh, shit. It went right to my bird. She was jerking you off. She was hitting me with reflexology. Yeah, she must have known Yeah, she knew it was coming. Dude, it was fucked up. She was going like that and I would be like I was pulsing and then it started to flop in the gym shorts and I was like

And I looked at her and I was like, oh you got to talk that I felt dude. I was like keep rolling Keep jerking me through my foot. Dude. This is crazy. Have you ever been jerked through my foot? No, that's my foot not in the wash. Well, I got the pedicure though. I did get it. I got a mani pedi It was nice, dude. Yeah, it sucks though. If you if you do you get a full mani every hotel My ex-wife convinced me to do a mani before the the wedding and I remember I had shiny nails And it's like everyone noticed them and it was hell dude. I have kind of nice nails. You have It's very good. No, I am ashamed of my feminine nails

I have booty diggers. Brittany calls these booty diggers booty diggers. Yeah, short squat nails Yeah, that's over a man's hand. It's supposed to look they're supposed to look like fucking toenails I have fucking long lady fingers. You have beautiful nail beds, dude. I do have great nail beds on short I have white alligator heads, dude. I don't know why I'm shitting on you You have good hands for a guy who played like football. Yeah, well, I have small hands, you know, okay, Billy has hand, but we call him hamburger helper Goddamn, dude, mayor. Yeah, I'm glad you uh, you support the baby, dude. Yeah How do you prophesize the black civil war? Yeah, dude, you were all you were You think black anime is on the baby side

Yeah, who else is on the baby ti? Well, because all the pretty much all the real rappers It's not about like this. It's about money Like then which side's lil uzi vert on? wokeside I think Lil Nas X. Lil Nas X might be leading the woke side. He might be the general He's the king of the wokes. Yeah, he might be. Yeah, him and fucking satan True that It's gonna suck now as a black guy to be like gay now by default

Yeah, you guys are all gay. Did you know this? I've been telling people they've been every black man on tv He's either been like uh, like on major networks. He's either been gay or just like, uh Castrated on tv, you know what I mean? Like they haven't really been There's no like you can you think of any straight aggressive black man on television right now from any show that you watch Just any show on television Tay Cruz is no Tay Cruz is literally the softest black man on tv. Charlemagne the god just got a show Kind of a bitch kind of soft. I don't know. He's making money now. He's not like doing the shit

He was I'm trying to think Nick cannon. Do you remember when uh, Charlemagne the god cannon. He sniffed jaylo seat No, that was fucking bad Yeah on like his show on his radio shows like on youtube That's a strong family man Nick cannon wild and out his back He's a strong christian male. No nick cannons on I feel like all those people you're naming are on the side or my side They are yeah, yeah, well you asked us to name. Yeah hetero african-american men But like

Dude, okay All right, I think I got to rephrase the question. I think anthony anderson is kind of No, they're hetero. They they did yeah, they've neutered black ish is fucking ridiculous black people on tv are neutered That's what Tay Cruz Steve Harvey's Steve Harvey's still a bro swag. He's like sneaking it in there. He's still a bro. Yeah True. He is a bro a lot of their old comics are real like They attack Steve Harvey all the time. They try a lot of ironic like I love Steve. It's like bro. I genuinely love Steve Of course his radio show and he gives his inspirational speeches. Dude. I fucking love that people try to shit on him like They got rid of the strong white man

10 10 out Snitch he's a snitch. Oh, yeah, I was a snitch. Yeah. Yeah got out of jail. He snitched he snitched on the plug Is that how he got out of jail? Yeah, he got called the ton of fucking coke. Look how much coke tim allen got called He did like two years. He did two years. He was mr. 17 five Yeah, I was like, oh, he must really be good at opening my comedy for them to let him out of jail Who else? They got rid of roseanne She's just talking that shit. They're trying to fucking behead rogues in the world

Every time I check my news. It's like why drill rogren camp. Well, they're trying to get them, bro They can't get rogues. They got rid of elin Ellen they got rid of elin. She was mean though I would read the news like ellen's mean again. I think she was a nasty woke She was a nasty woke. I think she was a nasty little woke Yeah, that's a little woke I thought she was chilling with george w. She might have ruled. I think that's when they started to turn on her One of I know somebody there's someone I know who writes for ellen who's like a he's like, uh, uh, he's a rub

He's a pub and uh, he was telling me there's like a secret hollywood pub. He's a pub republican. Oh, nice They was telling me there's like a secret hollywood. There's like a lot of people who work there that are like Of course, yeah, all of them. They get their taxes and like, yeah, I don't want to pay 60 per I saw I saw a fun thing Uh, did you see I think they're bringing it up now They're trying to sue the pharmaceutical companies because huntington, west virginia in the last like I think it was like eight years Received 81 million pills

What? 81 million what 81 million we're like written in scripts and like oxys 81 million christ. Yeah Pretty funny. Yeah 81 million is the number and it's Shit in the town. What time span in that one city in the heart of it. So from like 08 to 14 I mean you can crunch the numbers you get like what like 30 of them a month We're supposed to get

81 million 81 million Pretty funny. That's that show that man heroine show on netflix this lady just went around in huntington And just everyone was odin. Oh, yeah, dude. You're odin at sheets That was the one knew they would Narcan people and they'd be like, oh fuck in the beer cave In that there's a pretty beer cave, although it wasn't west virginia. So there might have been a beer cave Yeah, it was funny. It was like, uh, you know that meme of uh, Leonardo DiCaprio. He's like, oh, that's how I was I was watching. I was like, oh sheets That guy's dying of sheets

That's a true vikings dad in front of the red box She said people were still buying mountain news Like people were just in line. Like do you think they bury you with like what you ordered? Yeah, you get buried with like a chicken parm fucking hoagie. Yeah toasted roll He couldn't make it before sheets of order He got one last sheet and while you're odin. He must have been like Oh Do you wish to continue?

Actually, I don't even care anymore Everyone places like one chip on your casket Odin at sheets is the king's death. Oh, yeah, dude Yo, I've been scouring sheets. I've been looking for those banana bites. Oh, you gotta find them I'm on a fucking quest myself I might be going I might be a green light trying to find these banana bites, dude And everyone keeps asking like, where'd you see him? I was like, rest up in Connecticut

I've just been looking for him, dude. I turned shade out, dude. I got him the banana bite They're so good. You dark chocolate and the peanut butter eat them both. Yeah Some guy turned me out actually he told me about it. I was like, I love these banana buds. I turned you out You ever do dark chocolate and peanut butter together and I was like I Recies a banana cup, dude. There's the banana bites. They're just what are they called? Are they called banana bites? Yeah Search, you know, I'm talking about bikes. Yeah a black bag yellow logo. Yep. They make they have a bunch of different flavors Yeah, dark chocolate. They have they have ones that are chocolate. I need to find them. Do you get them at Whole Foods?

they're at I think they're I think they're at whole I think they are there where have you been finding they're usually at all I just They're just like wild raspberries. You just happen upon them, dude. But yeah, they might be a quick checks Desperately searching for these things. I went to a CVS. They weren't there. Whole Foods should have Whole Foods Whole Foods usually has banana baby target has them. I went to a target. They weren't there I didn't go to giant. It's funny. I did go to CVS and target Some Starbucks some Starbucks. Yeah, that's a good bad end of Starbucks lately. This isn't your

Really, we'll go get some banana bait. I maybe you order them off a go-kart They're so fucking good, dude. You guys ever watch sexy beast. Did you watch your new Sexy with the movie? No, there's a new the movies the shit No, I didn't even know there was a movie sexy beast. No, who is it? I forget dude. It's a british guy or something. Yeah, it's a richard gear No, no, it's not a richard gear. He's a sexy Pierce Brosnan Look up who sexy beast is. I don't know But yeah, it fucking rules he gets in the you never saw sexy. No, it's funny. We're just becoming rogan

Just for gay stuff Like he's always like jimmy pull up an elk ours is like, yeah, who's that fucking hot guy? Where can we find chocolate bites? fat gay rogan I Fuck man, where we had timelines by the way, just so I have it Coming up on 45. Oh my god. This thing's going slow It's all fucking banana bites

Go-puff has been an advice what flavors Got getting me for the page. Yeah fire it up Fire him up, bro. I'll pay you out of petty cash No, it's a sexy. It's a dating show where they dress people up like Animals and like they dress them up like furries or aliens and they make them like figure out if each other's hot to like Yeah, really? Yeah, so what happens if it like if you match with someone in like a costume level Do they ever do the reveal where people at the end like once they eliminate No, order the banana bites. We'll we'll pay you once they do the end of the date once they're like this person's eliminated

They reveal them Pardon me. We're ordering banana bites. Don't try to don't try to podcast So You're saying they're in the costume Yeah, and their own dates is like a wolf and a panda Fuck dude and a statue and like a tiger and they're all like on it's like a next not next but like a Yeah, yeah, that would suck if you like got into being like wait, could you put that back on? I'm falling in love with this guy. Yeah, I really love those beaver teeth. You had

Yeah, I watched alone. You ever watch alone. No, it's good. There's one season on netflix. It's on the history channel, but they They just drop people off in the Arctic by slave lake in Canada And And Yeah, they just see who can stay the longest you get like 10 items They just put you in the Arctic. Anyway, this guy I watched got killed a porcupine with a log What just ran up on it and dashed the same guy killed it with muskox. He stabbed the muskox Damn, dude, they used to uh, he shot it with an arrow and then had to keep running up to it and stabbing it and running away

It's pretty dark. Yeah. I said the Indians used to convince buffaloes to like move like walk off a cliffs Really? Yeah, dude. They used to do it in Europe as well They the same thing backing like the 1500 bc that they're so they would put on a buffalo head I won't run them off a cliff Well, they would they would like do like a dip buffalo silly buffalo dance and the buffalos would be like It was funny as they talked about how they would kind of do the buffalo dance and like some guy stunk at it So they go out the buffaloes. There's like no, you know, they also could get gored as well But they would

They're huge you ever see dudes get rocks by those. No, I think there's a video. I hope he's Asian I believe it's an Asian tourist at Yellowstone It's just walking up to a buffalo buffalo Sends him like there's a pine tree for like you can see how high he got Because he gets sent like to the top of this tree. Look it up. Look it up. He seems Asian Don't get me wrong. It could be white dork trail But he did have an asian's demeanor when it came to taking pictures He didn't walk straight up to a buffalo

Got drunk All right, so they used to dance from they would dance There's like one guy who was like the leader of the village and he'd put on he'd put on the gear And you'd go and you'd just walk you get them to just rush over you And then eventually the guys your whole squad would come behind them and chase them And they just run straight off a cliff and you had someone down there just butchering them up here That's good eating bro. That is that'd be tough butchering though. They'd all be Knurled up. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're kind of broken up. You just yeah

Continue hacking some of them and like wouldn't die. They'd fall and they'd just be like Fucking take them out real quick. You just let them fall on the rocks. That's surprising The neighbor americans are usually a little more honorable when it came to killing the titanka No, that's how that's how they rocked it. It was there was bullshit, dude. They were picking out I don't like that probably became fat. They probably became lads problem That tribe definitely just was like, all right, we're done. Yeah, we're going south We're going south. I heard there's gold down there That might be how they became lads, dude. Yeah, we beat the lads won nothing in soccer

Really us men's team meanwhile the women lost to canada again Double shut out the lady may believes fucking sent them packing. Did they really they're done. They're out. They're out Well, I think about that pay raise now third place game. Meanwhile, the men's men's backups won the gold cup Easy money. What? Yeah, bro. They beat the lads the lads and the lads brought their 18 You want to know what's fucking up beat the 18 our backups beat mexico's number one thing. Let's go. Yeah I hate to be working in a restaurant right now That's probably fired up. I was thinking that pussy ass because now like the Communists are into like soccer and shit. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm trying to support you through your experience

But our team beat your team. There's a guy the comedy seller whose favorite team is mexico USA was playing mexico and we were watching and he was like I cheer for mexico And I was like what and he was like, dude, they're like Poor this is like all they have. I was like, you don't think there's poor americans that like this Also, that's that's exactly what I'm talking about. They go. I'm like, hey, sorry, man It's like not your fault your country's poor and stings. I'm sorry. We beat you In soccer like I saw some guys talk. I'm here. I saw some guys working construction. Yeah I almost rolled down the one. I'll be like you fellas catch the game last night

I thought about it. It'd be fire up You have to have a hot chick on your screen. Just kidding guys. She got this hot chick on my phone Check out this still of a hot chick. No, this is how lame america is though every time we play them We it's always Sometimes it's in new england, but they always either put it they put it where the lads are going to pack the stadium Yeah, in the united states. So like this one was in vegas Packed really wall-to-wall. We're not in texas. They usually put it in texas kind of a fuck you though Be like, hey, remember you used to have this it's ours now. I do agree with that and we beat you in soccer

Yeah, and we beat you in soccer our team. It was a backup say We had no idea what the sport was dude guys were running around. What even is this? Like do we throw this? How do we beat them with our backup guys, you know, we're just us is good We're gonna have a good idea. All they do is kick it high like all is true It is how he scored on Yes, dude, finally the black black guys are playing fucking soccer. This is what we've I've wanted this for so long That's all we need every time dude. I get so mad when the u.s. Looses I'm such a we send we send out like like Hollister models to go play yeah, all right guys white guys

dork white guys Stay bring out the bros that bring out the fucking kings the nfl corners You know how good they'd be at soccer crazy. It'd be ridiculous. It should be mandated Richard Sherman should play soccer now. He should they should do if the nfl players don't get a vaccine. They have to play It fires me up, dude Yeah, man, although there is an argument to be made against it because the best teams in the world are like spain And they're like short the best players were like short Weird guys, isn't ronaldo tall as far ronaldo is tall and hot but messi's not

Yeah, he's a short guy. Yeah, he's a short king. Nice. Whatever happens to freddie I do He flopped Unfortunately, it's gone. Sure. That was our hope That was the first time like a black guy was playing american soccer. We're all like, yo Shout out kobi jones though. Yeah, the camera was just like He's 16 and black This is exciting. This is finally an exciting sports news a young black kid is playing soccer

We got some good bros though Do you really? So genio dest you don't like him. I'm gonna like that guy. You're gonna like so genio I always see the afghan bros. They're playing they all play like pick up soccer. They'll meet true. Yeah, there's some Good boys playing soccer near me Do you want do you want black guys to get good at soccer? Yeah, I did too. Yeah, I don't pick africans are black though Now this is the original civil war, dude. True. This is the original dude. There's a lot I will say this though. The africans are gonna join the baby side. Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, they're gonna forget about pulling your pants up real quick. We are fighting about what? Oh, yeah, dude Yeah, dude, they're pissed about anime though Have you seen their soap operas? They all dress like their favorite soap opera star, dude Oh Ever seen nollywood movies the bollywood nollywood Is that what i'm thinking like what they're like, where are you going? He's just dodging bullets like the mask

Do they have like a version of taken where like a whole school gets abducted? I Where muslims scale the wall and be head of school The christians have to stop them I have your kid Which one all of them? I don't know there are 80 of them We want one. He calls michelle obama True. What are your demands? You need to convert

No Yeah, I like so you think the africans are not black. No Why why do you think that's like Like black innocence that's defined by the culture is uniquely american Yeah, you love the culture. I love the culture is getting split up, bro. Yeah culture's under fire right now Yeah, it's just growing pains and the thing of like people adapting it like I don't know because there's a lot of like elites go on Which is the elites the elites. Yeah, there's a leap. There are elite blacks And now and they're like and they're trying to like uh, there's there's like

You're talking about don lemon go on I don't know how they're just trying to like force people out of the hood But there's people who like i'm good here and they're like no no no you got to leave But there's people like this is where I want to be. Yeah, so it's like there's a problem Yeah, we're like the elite blacks want to take all the blacks up and there's some who are just like I'm fine. Yeah Well, well, here's here's the issue is I see it. I'm a black I'm a black conservative

For some reason american black people like A lot there's a lot of people who tie their authenticity to like the poorest they call the black community. It's poor black people And now there's a little microscope on that community after the baby Sounded off and then they're going to see like well, you know, this is never then you go. All right. Well Homophobia aside, let's get into like lyrics about just like constantly murdering people And how does no one's wanted to touch this with a 10-foot pole besides

Okay, homophobic black or not homophobic, right? We like the gay people Candace Owens is going to be on to baby sod Yeah, she will but she'll also be like the point I think Candace Owens she might be a separatist movement She'll she'll just basically say like they're rapping about murdering people anyway Like you think a guy who's talking about murdering people is going to be like, hey, dude, don't cross the line at transphobia That's what they want. Yeah, that is what yeah, it's crazy And they've gotten that a little bit like they've gotten it with like jay-z being like I support hillary clinton y'all Yeah, like stuff like that. Yeah throw up the rock

Throw up the fucking democrat party. It's like when they throw the uh money above the culture. That's what happens Yeah, man. Yeah, well be curious, dude. I uh I think there's a I think you're absolutely right. I think there's a civil war coming It's brewing. It's been bowing don lemon. Trevor Noah versus like walka-flocka flame He's a vegan A lot dude. Don't even get me started on dr. Sebe and all the black uh thug vegan dudes Yeah, I was just telling Noah on the way here best smoothie places now the black owned ones Especially if they get into dr. Sebe stuff, it's the hands down best movie

Which you want to stay away from and I you know, this is just facts on the ground Asian smoothie places. Whoa, not the best not the best. I'm coming here on record What do they put in their smoothies like fucking like syrup and shit? I don't know. It's just it's always it's just not like msg I'm this is from my personally I'm gonna speak my truth right now It's from my personal experience whenever I see when I go in the place and I see like a black owned smoothie place I'm like, yes, dude. Dr. Sebe They're reading all the things like ginger does this blah blah blah

Blueberries curates and I'm like, I knew it Hell, yeah Going to the Asian smoothie place like a smoothie king Mm-hmm smoothie king Tropical smoothie. Yeah, isn't that that's a chain. Yeah, but you'll even yeah, it's it's from my experience. I go I always go You like it. No Go in there. It's just like fucking syrup See him making like a strawberry banana just pounding the syrup in there and I'm like, wait

Yeah, no syrup you want regulars. You want a good smooth trying to heal my body. I'm trying to cure AIDS, dude Dr. Sebe they they alleged dr. Sebe got killed because he was like I have a Dietary plan that can take people. It was blue base. It was a lot of his was a bunch of different stuff This was a plant-based diet and being an alkaline. Yeah see But he got killed Dr. Sebe got I think they said he got killed Really?

Dude, he went to court. He apparently he had a cold. Oh, yeah, NFC Yeah, he was tied. He was doing a dr. Sebe documentary. Who do you think killed him the pharmaceutical companies? Chinese smoothie makers Same guys who make fentanyl my chinese No, I don't know. I don't know who got him Yeah, dr. Sebe was apparently like crossing. Oh, yeah, nipsey was making a documentary about him about sebe So apparently he had his day in court because they were like, dude, you can't be making the claims you're making He was like, I'll bring a bunch of people and he had a bunch of people testify like yeah

His meal plan helped with x y and z and then they killed him How'd they kill sebe? He was coming back from another country and they just detained him and then he died in jail Oh, yeah, also some of the cops that were at the Riot thing in january 6 or like killing themselves. Yeah, one of them did two three three have now three the cops killed themselves. Yeah Three the cops PTSD or from the clins. I don't know three people. They just it's like bizarre three people who were there Apparently that event was so traumatic, dude It's like how much am I how much PTSD am I being exposed to a family parties, dude?

Probably for a cop Like if you're a cop there, they're probably conflicting because they all probably wanted to storm the capitol Four four cops who were there one for the thumb Four cops with the what's what's like the I mean cops deal with like all kinds of wild crazy shit. What is it about like dudes and like I saw wasn't there like a thing with a bunch of the cops testified and it ended up kind of like Hurting the case to do an investigation. Really? I think a bunch of cops testified and everyone all the public the Favor the people that were in favor of investigating this. Yeah, saw these testimonies and we're like, yeah, we're good

We don't need to investigate. Yeah. Well most cops also aren't like bleeding heart liberals So they probably were like when they were getting stormed. They're probably like Definitely, they were like opening gates They really were People thought it was a conspiracy. They're like why'd they open the gates like because they guys love this shit He's a punisher logo on his He loves just go look at cops facebook profiles. Yeah, it's nothing, but it's them in this In their squad car

But yeah, dude, they uh, dude, they're off duty cops cars. They're so fucking funny Oh, the vehicles are so super dude. They're so it's always like raised whenever you see an aggressively raised up jeep You're like, it's just a cop. It's like a dodge card charger coming back from like a 12-hour shift fucking Let's be crazy coming home as a cop being like I could have fucking done that. I could have got that guy. I could have done this better. Yeah It's pretty nice. That's a nuts fucking job. It is a nuts job And you're wondering now everyone's like now some fucking kid from pens like fuck. Yeah

I know I did you have no idea what i'm protecting you from it's crazy. You have no idea Oh, yeah, man, the banana bites have arrived Dude four fucking four has a banana bites four of those guys killed themselves No, we'll we'll wrap up. We'll wrap up. Yeah Um, is that nuts that four of those guys fucking killed them? Yeah, let's save it for the page. Let's delve into it. True. True Lamarra, I'm sure you have some theories on this Excellent, or do you want to keep it rolling? No, let's eat some banana. We need some carbs. We need banana bites Um, I'll be in Rochester, New York this weekend

The fifth six and seventh of august the 12th 13th and 14th. They'll be at zanies in nashville 19th 20th and 21st of august will be the stress factory in new jersey That could be one That could that's an easy one. That'd be nice. Yeah. Yeah Um, Lamarra, you got anything to plug? Yes, I have a podcast Uh, it's called paintings in the mouth. Please don't get sick of saying that. No that name. Never. Oh, I hate never I love you andy and nate, right? Yeah. It's a good group

I love making hosts people who introduced me say it. It's awesome. Nate just came out to Pittsburgh. You did great. Yeah. Yeah He was saying he was blasting Yeah, he got Yeah, he doesn't he keeps it cool. Like you don't really know. He's that fucked up because you feel like the Pennsylvania groundhog from the lottery commercial He looks like Gus the groundhog They're shaking his goddamn motherfucking head right now I told Nate this weekend. He looked like Gus. There's a billboard. I was like, that's you

Damn, dude, I can't wait to all the races of straight men join. We have to just learn how to we all know how to goof around Dude, it's gonna be so much fun. Well, that's gonna be a trick is a prohibition, dude Black dudes are willing to that's gonna be a tough one to concede on us doing gay stuff Because the white guys love gay stuff. We might have to knock it off. We can't knock it off Muslims do take gay stuff too. True. Typically. Yes A couple of us white boys get tossed off White boys who love doing gay stuff. We'll get fucking like

Jamaicans will disappear us dude. Jamaicans and Muslims get a hold of us playing grab dick. We might have to stop We're not gonna stop dude. So jackass the new jackass is coming out You think we're gonna stop? Yeah, you're gonna see another but white guys like jumping steps Woodstock 99 documentary came out. White guys are fired up. True jackass is coming out. Oh my god, dude That's our like That's our fucking sirens We don't have to face It's the end of the white boy summer. It's white boy fall dude. It's white boy. Exactly white boy summer goes right into white boy

We become alive in the fall very white autumnal season headed this way. Oh, yeah, big sweater season. Oh my god We love leaves Falling leaves. Although it is white girl fall every time. Yeah, they kind of dominate the fall white chimkins dominate the fall. Yeah pumpkin spice I know that's hack, but it's true. So good Pumpkin spice. Oh god. Yeah pumpkin cookies. My my aunt used to make some pumpkin cookies. I used to fucking house They're so good. Awesome. I thought pumpkin pie was was it until I Tastes like pussy at all pumpkin pie Yes, it's second time I've referenced that set. Oh, yeah

Wow. Yeah, sweet potato pie gives it a run for its money though sweet potato pie is very really. Oh my god, bro Sweet potato pie is is like if pumpkin pie if they came out with something better Like it is pumpkin pie. It's just better. Really so fucking good, dude. Sweet potato pie. Is that an african-american cuisine? Yeah, I was holding it down on the pumpkin pie for I was like nobody makes pies better My mommy's pumpkin pie. I taste the sweet potato pie. I was like, oh my god Oh my fuck everything. Everything to do is the best this sweet potato pie. I'll give I'll give it up. I'm holding I'm staying on my ground. I'm the baby in walmart, right? I'm the baby in walmart, dude. I tried pumpkin. I was you don't understand pumpkin pie so good. I tasted sweet potato pie and I was like

Damn it. Shit. Fuck. Is this true I'm a sweet potato pie man. What have you had? Have you had both? Yes. What do you think about pumpkin pie? You know, it's not that it's not bad. It's just not as sweet. Exactly. Yeah, it's not as sweet Yeah, does pussy taste like sweet potato pie? You know, she has diabetes That's a terrible walk off, but we're gonna go ahead and end it there. God damn it. Thank you Thank you for listening to our podcast