Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 362 - McCusker Fambly Podcast

Episode Date: September 9, 2021

FaMbLy CaSt!!! Shane took a trip to La La land post-spesh. So some of those ol' McCusker brothers gathered 'round the table to discuss the importance of a strong familial bond, US Legal Highs, and do not get political at all. It's all about Good vs. Bad, and Fambly is about as good as it gets. Enjoy. Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod  

Yo, sup you fucking bitches What's up pussy That's weird That's king of your boys the guy who would greet all your boys make what's up pussy I went into walla and like I always thought of myself as a pretty sexual entity in general You really do the one thing that's bizarre about you That you will have interactions with women that are just totally normal. Yeah, just you're just talking to another being and you're like You'll spin it into a sexual thing. Oh, that's all that's how I get by

What's that your dream crusher, I'm not no, no, I will I'm real I'm based Like it's just a game of your sexual entity. I'm gonna say what anyway, I thought I was a sex I wish I had an ounce of that dude. The other day. They're pretty I go into wow, all right Yeah, I'm in there in the morning. That's where you go to unleash my sexuality Just getting some being getting the fucking soft pretzels that I had to give up because they're absolutely not good They're trash Pretzels are like they're the best. I never said that in my fucking I could have sworn you were like dude Wow, I saw pretzels. I'm not gonna turn this into like a fucking. I'm not

I'm not Like this is a delco brother food. No, I'm just I'm just I could I've always said they were trash I don't know. Were you munching that? I said that they're they're I forget. I was like comes out They're whatever I said, they're good if like you need to shut your fucking kid up and throw something in his mouth Anyway, I mean while I thinking I'm a sexual entity. It's not a good a bad thing or black or ages People do good things Anyway, we can pause I'm in wow. It's the worst thinking I was a sexual entity all this time Andrew said, you know Yeah, this guy rolls in to enter his shift

Reads his whole crew double shocker like 30 second tongue out damn so they're like hey Sean Tongering thumbs moving and his tongue tongue ring. I mean that the the girl equivalent of that would crack me the fuck up Some chick coming in Did he have a tongue ring or no? No, I'd be kind of had like a Takashi six nine thing going on but without the face tats There was a while he was like like a clean riff-raff. Yeah, there's that's our life And he was in the King community then he was definitely in the King community. There was a wall that whole reading This was 6 a.m. The wall on 322. Oh never mind

The two or two while I had a squad that was like just absolutely mostly Now there's a kid who works with me at Pats Pete's area They try to cook mushrooms on pizza then they all wound up working at Wawa swag and then went like mushroom pizza Yes, philosophy. Yes, I can't if it was Cubensis or just mushrooms man Wait, these guys worked with you and then they went over to Wawa one that the fat dude worked with me at Pats Pizzeria, but then his whole squad was over there like screaming numbers at Wawa being funny. This is back when like they had like Regular chicken colored sandwiches on Kaiser rolls back before while I went corporate. You could like let your freak flag fly there Yeah, I guess this guy's still being a kind of like a pervert. Yeah, I mean, dude

But it was just a general sexual greeting. It's just he was a section. I'm not a sex onesie. I thought I was no I was talking to him at that the other day like you be a more give out a girlfriend I had a girlfriend that I was going out with for like a almost two years and she was like, you're not sexy What? We're not. Yeah, she's like, you're not she's like she left. Yeah She was like I joke about it. I was telling a story about in high school There was this dude that was really sexy and I was just like saying that's bullshit Being into sex culture like Like ripping into like

Like going to swing your clubs and like being into fuck swings and cheetah print undies and shit. That's a whole nother That's what a sexual entity. Yeah, Matt. Matt's a sexual entity. I've been I've been blocking my That savage had a cheetah print thong that's like put it on to turn at all or to turn Claire I'm dox and everybody He was trying to turn his wife on and I was like cracking up thinking about this because I totally believed it So you're a sexy beast and he had like a cheetah thong. It was all an inside joke on me Like being quiet being like Jesus Christ, yes, I'm picturing that, you know, I just can't help it That's why my mind works. He's got big balls. He's got a grapefruit

For what's his meat setup? I don't know what his meat setup is but I we were climbing scaffold one day And he had khaki shorts on and I saw all his tidy whiteies and I was like I I yelled down to Greekos. We were at the steeple at St. Todd's Yeah, and I'm like at the very top of the steeple right on our side I've been like Greeko the size of this motherfucker's balls, dude got so jammed. He was pissed He was big balls. Don't like he's an Irish thing It might be an Irish like both of my parents came early and I have huge fucking balls might be I got Stan I got a standard sec. Yeah, I got a standard. You my unit's very

Like you could swap my dick out for someone else's Hit us with a post-workout dick pic was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It was hanging Not small though, it's not I've never had someone tell me it's small. That's actually a powerful move I've never had someone complain about it. It's kind of Dick to say something what it would just be weird because it's not bad It'd be like a if I had like if I pulled up to pick you up on a first date and like a brand new Hyundai Santa Fe Yeah, he has a job But they're not gonna be like, you know, dude had a Santa Fe

Yeah, I did scoot Just plays a car commercial music like when girls would go out and do like their corny post-aid they'd be like How is his dick they probably just like order another mimosa and like skirt around the question Yeah, it's like not gonna crash the guy. No, they say they're like sorry. They're demons, dude. Don't get it They are no thin red line thin red line the guys at war. These boys are Guadalcanal They're fighting for us. Yeah, and this dude gets a note saying I need you to approve a divorce I fell in love with someone else. I couldn't wait. I couldn't do it. Yeah, they're on a clock, dude Dude, I've done the whole war. I

Just did the whole fucking war or two not a big deal and he got dumped. Yeah, and he got dumped You know, I mean they have they can't do it. They can't handle the grit also They'll imagine getting that news and you got the gun. You start being a big time It's fucking nuts. It doesn't jump on me, dude I would charge the enemy immediately. There's way too many. I would just stay Over in like wherever the fuck I was. True point. A lot of you said that that's kind of the premise of the movie Really? I gotta watch that movie. I like all of his other movies. Does he get cauliflower dog? I don't remember. I used to work with laborer who was in Vietnam. He was like

My bad still who's in that movie Literally fucking everyone. I gotta watch it. It's called thin red line. Never saw that Right. Yep You ever see the movie like the most human World War two documentary What was the movie made where like the couple they had to like sneak onto a farm and pretend? They were brother sister, but they're really married Yeah, red lines like hot it's a look at World War two through like boots on the ground This is what it's like when you're with your bros. I gotta watch

Each interaction is pretty much like yeah, this is just human to human. When's the last time you watch apocalypse now? Oh, I haven't watched it Like you're the best movies ever made. Oh, yeah, that's star studded as well. Oh, by the way, too The US high you might have saw someone take a rip of that. That's totally legal. Totally. Oh, yes. Hi. It's a blend of blue lotus I'm Anita. I'm Anita. We'll scurry up totally legal mushroom and passion flower Legal social lubricant highly recommend a five-star one-hit review We're real into legally us highs dude. I'm telling you man. I just gotta get the list of where Salvia is legal True because it got a dollar dollar got a hard bang that guy fucking that fucking kid ruined it for everybody

You know that kid God bless him. He had problems He sailed on early took his own life His fucking mother's he's nice. His mom tried to demonize a plant I'm gonna get into what happened Don't get political the kid out on a little early because the waters were too choppy for him The water's choppy. The water's choppy. Especially at that age It only gets more and he had journals where he talked about smoking salvia and Smoking the salvia. He was getting relief from depression

But then he killed himself But he just happened to kill himself and he happened to smoke salvia. Yeah, there are two things he did I did one of these things. I didn't do the other. I'm so loud. Don't trail But like the mom kind of went on a tear and like tried to make it about the salvia spade was just listening. It's a wild-ass podcast about Delaware What were they talking about? I'm like a wand higher-side chats. What were they talking about? You know, it's just a hub for Greece. They're just setting up a hunger games human hunting. They're gonna start hunting us What in Delaware hunter Biden bow Biden?

Oh You do the math. Yeah, I could do the Duponts are fucking weirdos. They are. Yeah, they're fucking bizarre You might be protected from your lineage. That's true. Why we worked there. Yeah, we served. Oh, yeah You're our ancestors that you Joke I take it back. I take it back. Obviously you'll do you will pay for that comment not now not tomorrow But true especially you as a as a as a budding psychonaut as a budding psychonaut and telepathic individual Yeah, true You guys all lucid dream, too. Yes. Yeah, it was a powerful thing pretty tight

What you get sleep paralysis if I fuck with my sleep schedule, and I never do that You get it. I always go to sleep at like night. I don't I don't have like prophetic. I don't I have like prophecies in my dreams I just have like weird wild-ass dreams Like I was a lot of cannabis. That's your problem. Yeah, I saw I've actually been on I've been in a period where I haven't been doing When's the last time you smell at the beach? Yeah, pretty heavily That's weed pen not dude I hit that sweet pen twice if you if you came into me, and you're like yo spit that was acid

I'd be like fuck it is isn't it? Yeah, well So strong it was if it was what I'd hate on the one weed Dude, it's not more than weed because it puts me into like a not that I use cannabis at all I Have in the past you experiment with it. I've experimented before I had a sensitive job. I smoked cannabis And the one-to-ones they put me into like a fucking loop of like Like I feel like I'm you know what makes me feel like you know when you take a nap and you nap longer than you think you were gonna Yeah, and you wake up and you're just kind of like what the fuck I'm like stuck in that headset

Well, like I have my bro's and I can talk about it. Yeah, like if I didn't I'd be like, oh, that was That was a psychotic break Well, to be fair though, I've been really cutting back on weed big time. Yeah. Yeah, I was just fucking around I don't know. Yeah, it's not gonna hurt me, but the uh, but I'm telling you man It's like I've been having me and but when you do smoke a lot of weed and stop your dreams become intense Oh, yeah, like that dude. It's nightly. I have like almost every night This I fucking pissed the bed the other night Yeah, it's a fucking shit going on I pissed the bed

What I don't know. I don't know what it was It wasn't she know. Yeah, fine. I try to play it off. I was like, I think I'm sweating Like a full piss not a full but enough dude, I did that dude We were all pissing together. So I had a dream. I was your dream I had a dream I was like teaching at a school and I was all these little kids were around and it was the bathroom It's kind of fucked up and they didn't have they should have had separate bathrooms at this school I was pissing and then you know, obviously I go

The bathrooms are like mixed they should have like teacher bathrooms. So I was like, I'm not gonna piss here I feel like it's a bad idea. So I kept holding my piss in the dream and I'd go to another thing I do something else. I'm like nah, not right now We won't we were all in church in like a church like kind of weird like medieval basement and finally I was like, I'm gonna dip out of the mask go piss you guys were all in there And there was a setup where you pee through a urinal into like this fountain of water That was just like cut into the stone and I was like with all my boys being like oh Just swaying taking like a monstrous piss and then I woke up halfway through and was like usually you do that and wake up

You're like, I'll dry cool. Yeah, I was the bed. I did it. No, it's a cool I'm dry and I went and got up finished my piss laid back down. I was like Swamp I did it last summer. Did you I pissed the bed last summer? Yeah, but I played it off like it was sweat That's what I tried to do. I was so cool. I was like same-day day No, I just like mid-summer because I was crushing watermelon. Yeah, so like I would like before I went to bed I would just I would gobbled. Yeah, I would get on the watermelon. You gobble fruit. I got Yeah, so I mean he's got blueberries, you know a dangerous. I'm eating this water It was like I was eating just watermelon for days. I remember I was just getting these watermelons tearing them up

They're like jobs and yeah, I was like job pretty much for tearing. I was for tearing Anyway, you know, it's fucking watermelon. Yeah, wake up the bed is wrenched and I straight up pissed the bed And I just Dana woke up and I was like, you got changing sheets like I sweat my because I sweat a lot at night Sure. Yeah, she was like, okay. Yeah, you're prophesizing. So I was probably do I'm channeling so much at night Yeah, so she changed the sheets real quick and like never checked the moisture content It was 100% piss. I think I caught mine on the pool dude. So I got up. She was like, what's going on? I was like this took me back. I should piss the bed when I was little So I would try to sneak down and like do the laundry mama come down and go fuck

So she was like, what's going on? I was like, I don't know man. I think I just sweat or something It's like and she like reaches you was like Did you pee the bed? I was like, yes Just a little not a ton. I drink a lot of water. I don't fuck dude I thought this I had the I was I would shrug water before I went to bed constantly I thought I had the like the fucking astral seal. It must have broken. It was after the chicken on the woods Yeah, you probably the woods where I broke to see I broke the seal dude chicken on the woods Penetrated, but it was weird. It was such a sick time. You've pissed yourself like in public. I

Can't even think of it. I haven't done it forever in a garden. Yeah, I did. I pissed myself in public way back When did I pissed myself in a bar when I was like 24? Yeah, I wasn't even drunk That was the catch. So like I was going to meet some people for drinks, right? And I was like in a rush Yeah, so I'm wearing like I had some like fucked up like cut-off cargo shorts I was wearing they were like pretty baggy. Yeah, and like I Pulled my zip down. Oh, yeah Started reaching for my dick and then my phone rang and I was in such a scurried mess That I stopped pulling my dick out and grabbed my phone

and then looked at see who it was this was like That was like 25 right? I'm like, oh fuck. That's the person. I was I was waiting for a call Yeah, something was happening like logistic wise. Yeah, then like I'm like, oh shit I'm like, yo, hold on. I'm taking a as soon as I was gonna take an epistle. It's like, oh fuck my dick I never finished pulling it out. Look down dude Wrench out of my shirt. What did you do? I just rolled bounced. Yes. Everyone's like, dude, where did you go? I was like, I had a roll. I had you know, I had to go. I was sweating. I was like, yeah I just played off like I like someone I had to go do something

Where I'm like, man, I'd handle business. Yeah What else are we talking about funny stuff? Dude, I what I shot the bedspot. So why'd you shoot the bed recently? I was like 17 Yeah, I was hammered and I just Shit on the bed dude, I was sober as a judge, man I just I was just so lost in these dreams and I remember like I was holding it and holding it in I think I think it was telling me something just like relax and be because I was like, I don't know I don't know who's here. What's there? And you know, it's just a serious wake-up call. But yeah, dude

I fucking pissed the bed. No fab you fucking pre-jet. Are you knocked her on mission constantly? I don't really I don't really knock her on mission crazy. If you know fab, no, I really I've only done it Two weeks, I wake myself up. I'm like, no, I wake up with the bells on it. Yeah, no I'm just saying dude the worst part too is like, you know, we're not like me and Brittany obviously on a flight right now But like we've we're in like Cold War territory. So like, you know, I was I wasn't Territory and I had to be like And I just put a towel she said what are you gonna do I just laid a towel down and slept on it like a pretty dog, dude. Yeah, you're disgusting

I was like, I didn't want to wake you up. I did that the other night just with sweat though Yeah, you put a towel down. You probably peed a little though, too. I mean, it's genetic It was my whole body all the way down my blank I woke up and there was just a mark of water just all the way down What's the last time you pissed the best fights in his dreams? He saves it. I can't remember Wait, you're fighting for the good guys, bro It's not about that. It's just about good guys bad guys. I don't get political

But you're you're trying to fight. I have fucking dreams that I'm running through. I keep having dreams I'm going down into basements and like the let the one I had I went too far down and I was like, oh, this is way too far Then I came up and it was all fucking concrete like in the common ping-pong pizza pictures where it's the kill room But there's a bunch of them and I'm just running. You don't have a basement. Yeah, I'm running through there It's like a political dude, and then I'm just naked I become naked I'm hopping out It's a bunch of food trucks that are outside of this fucking things. Oh shit I got to run back the other way ran back the other way and it was drag Queen story hour

And I had to get my fucking clothes. You just like rip it through like fever dream Sprinting through mind if I go finish your dream, but do you mind if I interpret afterwards? Yeah, go ahead I fucking I got back to that. I was like, what the fuck is going on here? So I just fucking try to put a t-shirt on and I can't get the t-shirt on and they're Walking towards me while this happens and I woke up. You might be channeling Matthew Booda in your dreams Yeah, the other one Matthew Booda like does all those like he like I mean it's now in the head with the way I don't want to put political dude for misinformation. I don't want to get YouTube flagged for you talk about now

We're on different parts or he talks about like I want to come on warm it. Yes. He talks about um He just does things about like petals and like yeah, I like guys. He ties it all together I got a shit like fucking rich people killing children. Yeah It's just fantasy. It's just fantasy. You ever see good movies Joe. So just fantasy. So Bill your dream. Yeah You're going in a basement typically when you're going underground you're you've been exploring your subconscious. Yeah, and then you're getting there You're a budding psychonautism. You don't realize how deep I'm too deep and you run out back into your world of content of like, you know This was another basement Endless basements. I mean bro. It's a spiral staircase

The amount of fucking cells in the human brain rival the stars in the galaxy. Yeah, the other one I was We were walking we were walking down this gravel path and I fucking like we almost walk over someone's the other fucking kid there I dug up one baby was that a dog of the other was a fucking little Chinese baby. What'd you do with it? Do we got a fucking end this shit? What'd you do? I just saved the baby and woke up spiritual warfare, dude You're fighting the demons in your dream. Oh fucking sleep paralysis to I do that all the time Shit starts approaching me sleep paralysis. I start swinging. Do you roll with it? I know I start swinging I go into it. No, I'm saying I let it come to me I push my face towards whatever the fuck's happening and start fucking swing

I fully cross arms or no, I can't move but I can't submit to those ice holes I go in there. I go in dude and it's like when you go into sleep paralysis. It's very fucking way I get I get inception when I do that. I get that's what happened I get caught I haven't happened to me in so long my space runs out until I'm caught in like a tiny little thing And I just go chill. I wake up in my room Yeah, over and over do you know? Yeah, it kind of to the points where I'm getting pissed off because I know I'm still dreaming Yeah, kind of snakes. Yeah fucking and furious. I've been having recurring dreams where I'm in like a dingy house and like a real almost like a 1960s neighborhood and everything's kind of just like

It's it's hard to describe. I go back there constantly and I walk around I get all skived out I'm like, what the fuck what is this place? You know, I had a dream me and Fed were on another planet So right here imagine there's like a bunch of Mexican dudes for some reason they're Mexicans and I know this They're in space suits and feds right here And then there's a dude on the ground with a gold the gold like visor Yeah, and like for some reason these guys are all throwing bricks at the dude and The vibe is like feds like dude We have to smash his face because he's we got to put him out. He's gonna die you guys ally with the Mexis

Well, I'm floating above. I'm like above. I'm watching this from like this, you know, I'm like a balcony I mean above shot. Yeah, I'm like, I'm hanging up here and fed starts actual body Smashing this dude's gold visor and then it breaks and his fucking head explodes and then Kev looks up at me He's like, yes, we did it and I was just like what and I woke up. I was like, what the fuck Fucking nuts dude. Yeah, it's a dream. You're wild. Yeah, I know why people don't there's some people like I fucking hear about them I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, I know everyone's it's so cool, dude Where I'm stumbling around like I'm falling asleep and run I'm trying to like run I just keep on fucking falling asleep and like dozing off and then like getting back up falling

You're a budding psycho and I you got to get in here. Yeah, I need to know I need like I'm not gonna throw this on you right now I need a partner Craigslist is nothing good. This is not good to me. I need a brother I need someone who can get in there with me do the heavy work. Well, I'm just while I have Do it dude. We're gonna get into a space. I'm a strict DMT not No, dude, I wish we had DMT for Matt. That would have been so funny I'm trying to apologize. Let's go. Dude, trust me. You can't talk relax. We'll do this Immediately afterwards, which was chill. You know that spade was zimmed. I was playing cod after he smoked DMT

You're playing what? I don't say any these words call duty. Oh, what's zimmed zimmed. Yeah fucking do three tabs of acid You're zimmed That's just what it is I Ran the scenario by you know my plant medicine teacher. Yeah, and he was just like that's not a good idea And I just absolutely yeah, we might have had the most epic round table when we did it Yeah, man, that was God. Whatever the fuck made us do that that day. That was just God like yeah now it's the time Yeah, that was a good day. It was a Sunday morning. Yes first and foremost the best time to do that. Yeah, yeah

We had another helper who's Far is the ultimate psycho not yeah, true It was just the right time doing it tonight would have been a bad idea. Yeah, man, especially with all the traffic out there And yeah fucking dreams about the Chinese babies. It's not fucking it's not time. Yeah, that definitely was we will get on and also too I mean, I'm not trying to I'm not trying to turn such a sacred thing into podcast fodder. Yeah I mean Tom was pissed I call He talked me down that was like, okay. Yeah, Tom was like who the fuck wants you to do

Your podcast The guys are getting on that's how me and Billy Originally what do it and then you have a fucking amazing podcast. That was my idea today or an idea in past life I Every day is a past life now four or five They time I'm alive today. Yes, it's a past life. Okay. I agree The deck keeps rolling back to past lives so when did you shit yourself? The one of the bars the worst I mean and then at that point what's on which one at the bar the one

We had to go to the other bar to just oh, yeah, yeah, so I Shit in one bar went to another bar me and fed we're out We were doing that bar crawl thing that all the young people do And I went upstairs to go piss and I farted it wasn't a fart Obviously, yeah, and then I was like I have to get out of this bar And then I found it There's another bar that I knew that had a pool table that no one was at so I went there And then I just took my underwear off clean myself up and just threw it in the trash can fucking rolled three bold

Yeah, oh, yeah, so my right back for me run right back to the party Oh, yeah, how'd the party feel at the party feel different like how was the energy at the party? I mean, dude, it felt better It feels good pulling something like that off Yeah, I got through it. Yeah, I trucked through it. Yeah, it's dumping. You still drink too much I free ball all the time. Yeah, I never were under it. True. I hate wearing under I have my balls are too big I was a bit of OG free. I don't know how you guys free ball It's such a crime what happened we didn't have a choice really it's sad. We didn't have a choice I had my chance of redemption. I took it

Yeah, true. Um, I was all fathers would do the same. I finally got I got a I got Bay on board with that as well I almost double redeemed What did you almost go the other way? What you almost I almost got my other one out of What now it's gone we say double redeemed did you almost I wanted to take down my second born But I was talked down Spike there's six freaking out about that on Instagram the one chick was like There they go to such a fucking realm that just isn't real She's like if I were to a get an abortion, I would have definitely needed this law not to exist back when I was younger

Okay, that's your argument of why you can't have an abortion They commit a murder. Yes, and they live with it and that's something that they are comfortable with They decide who lives or dies. Yeah females did and it's like they asked for the power They've been given the power and what have they done with it? You know I'm not all babies. Yeah, it's it's insane. So what's Texas law? It is murder. There's six weeks. You can't get an abortion. Aborting babies is a murder. Yes That's what it is. I mean you jump the rape, which is almost like the smallest amount yet sucks It'd be a fucking plant be one if you one thing if they were like, yeah, we're murdering

We we decided our lives are more important than the life the life within us. Yeah, I'm not trying to get political Take them up states They're murder I hear you it's sad. It's a sad thing. Yeah, dude. Just sad thing. It's just weird that Girls that have had abortions are fucked in the head. Yes, because they're literally they're constantly dealing with what they did Yes, it is something that they wake up with every fucking day. And if you tell me otherwise, it's a lie Yeah, and a bunch of chicks that will never get cp'd ever because they are fucking brutal are online like if I were had to Have gotten an abortion with the imaginary guy that didn't exist when I was 19 cream pied me I would have been fucked. No, you wouldn't because no one wanted to fuck you because you're brutal then and you're brutal now

Everyone online fucking freaking out about abortion laws. Yeah, it's fucking brutal. No one wants to fuck you No, what's a cream pie? You believe that I want a hundred percent believe it. That's not true. It is Every woman in the world, there's one dude out there in the clubhouse Debunked Girls can walk out the door like your passion They could just walk out the door yeah, and go get snitch. There's our dudes Yeah, no one cp and you you might get fucking pork, but no one's gonna cp you like I want to have a kid There's there's dude. I knew dude. I do it immediately. Yeah

Did you just go like no, that's you you're super wet I Just don't get like why this is what you're using Instagram. Well, I mean they're freaking out Instagram in general Yeah, yeah, I mean it's pretty bad. You know, it's they're saying like if you I don't like the glorification of it Yeah, exactly Oh, I've had fucking 20 abortion. It's bad. It's like dude enjoy hell ever every one of those is a word dude They're enjoying it right now. They're living in hell. Yeah, they're living hell They go to sleep every night on I did that and they have to live with that and then all the copes societal

They cope Individually and then they collectively cope and then we all cope with the fact that we're murdering. Yes, you know what I mean? It's fucking wild. It's like maybe take it easy. Yeah That's that's the thing you can't no matter how you slice it they're saying like well, you know six weeks I could miss my period and by the time I even know I'm pregnant. It's like I don't even have a chance You know, it's a better end to with your body Laws bullshit Democrats out for the midterms

Good they come on and push it out so they go get everybody all fired up. You like oh, yeah Well, we have to say this they could have my thing is here. This is this is only I don't want to get political I'm saying is you know This is about your dickhead if you're online freaking out about like how this is important to you that Texas Like you give a fuck dude You call the cops anytime you see a black person outside your house That's a fact Let's talk about Diaz and or Diaz Sanders versus Steve Prince

You don't give a fuck about black kids if you're sitting there touting abortion because that kills the most black kids and look What do you used to be called you asshole? What do you speak on? I don't want to say I think now's a good time to plug Shane special I Mean These people are so fraught. Yeah, I mean, it's you know, it's bullshit, but have you been reading the Kabali on dude Yes, you can't push the pendulum. You gotta let it go. I know but sometimes dude You get a good singer. You can't add that you can't kick it over. It's father. I know

Fucking Amy dude. You got to get in here with me. I need a fucking partner. Yeah It's already he's already done it just not in this linear time But I hear you Bill if people maybe Approach sex with the sacredness and gravity. Yes. Yes. I mean it saves it It's a safe it sounds like a coat for not getting pussy, dude, but it is what it is. No, it's good. It's good You're playing with fire, dude. Yeah, all these dating apps are great. You're crazy. Stop being getting pussy vibes. Yeah You're that's not what the shriv is all about now Yeah, you're creating more or less. Would you want somebody to want you?

Well, you're also potentially creating a life and you're commodifying the sacred orgasm You guys mind if I let some words Obviously, dude sage this room. This is this is sandalwood the uh, yeah, dude Honestly, that's that's all we have to come back to you know, it's like I'm not gonna I'll welcome these ladies women are lost dude. Yeah, well, yeah, they're lost so dangerous You just you're welcome back in the phone need the bays to step it up, dude. Seriously, you're true But it's like, you know, we've been doing all the heavy lifting here. So it's like dude You just you we all come in back. They didn't know dude. They got pumped up

They got to smoke cigarettes in the 50s. Yeah got to go to the job And they got to go sell insurance and she's getting every corporate trick in the book right now And then turn around calling you a fucking idiot anti-mass anti is like dude You're getting tricked by every corporate gotta let him go We're talking about just good verse evil here Well, you just you just don't you say hey ma'am you're not for me I don't like I don't like personally you do what you want with your womb I don't have to be a fan of it and I did that to a dude. I was on a bachelor party with what was he doing?

He was talking about he's gonna fuck this chick who has a boyfriend. Well, he's being a whore. It's disgusting Yeah, but he's like, I'm gonna fuck her shown everyone then he asked me what would you do? And so I think there's karma attached to every action you make whether that's positive or negative That's up to you. And then what happened to him at the end of the night. I mean, dude drunkenly fell up an escalator got 15 stitches You also might have unlocked the karma for like Instagram or the key to like for Instagram thoughts if they're round about this And you hit him with karma. They're like Turquoise next you should delete your Instagram. Yeah No, you should do it right now. We've done it so many times. Yeah, he used to do he'd used to get rid of it

And then he brought it back. You know, just completely get rid of it. It's nothing but a suck. Yeah That's true But yeah, Bill, I hear you he's got to be patient There's no patience anymore Where's it getting better show me show me a fucking county Dude, do you ever read Dark Knight of the Soul? Do you ever read Dark Knight of the Soul by fucking God? Sorry, he doesn't read that many books. Okay, no read Dark Knight of the Soul. They were being purified right now I would like to believe that but it doesn't seem like that. Well, and darkest hours before the dawn, bro

I hear you. Yeah, let them let them spin the trust with Andrew's right there. That's a psychologically. It's crush. It's their living Yeah, they should stop trying to pump their friends up and get one. Well, you just they're confused Hey lady, you're acting like a bit of a young 20s and they're like, they care about themselves And it's a selfish move and then they got to live with that. That's the conversation I don't have to deal with that as much. Yeah, man. Don't have to deal with these like purely selfish My life over this other life. It's inside me moves all these chicks. There's a lot of dudes being like There's a lot of bad dudes. Don't get me. Don't don't get it twisted. Yeah takes through to tango You're not getting any immaculate conceptions, you know, true. But yeah, dude, you know

I mean chicks are into this stuff whole like not having kids thing right now Like my my cousin is gonna get married. He's like obviously we're gonna have a kid immediately all the chicks jump down this road Like don't you want to travel? It's like, dude, don't you want to travel with something you made? Yeah I don't know where the babes got this memo like they got to be like Carmen San Diego before the Carmen San Diego The what the I have to travel all the times like dude, I fucking can't I can't travel. No one can travel all the time

I mean Here's the thing that here's the thing that they stop fucking here's the thing that they have to wake up to Nobody wants to travel with their girlfriend. Yeah, it's not fun. It fucking stinks I'm confused about that because we were we just went to Florida and we were with O'Connor And he was telling me about girls and I was like, why are you here? What do you mean? Because I was like, why aren't you with the girl? Wait, you want to hang with your boys, dude? I don't know. I'll do I mean, dude, I love you guys Sometimes you get tired of it, but it's hit. Do you? Yes. I think wow. It's fucked up. It's like tired of being rich. Yeah, literally

people are You can see kermitage Give away all their money I mean, I hear you but I'm saying dude. It's like, you know, we're we're in for a rude awakening We got to return to the basics Just and only dudes can lead the charge. Yeah, if dudes start being like, yo, that's like I mean, you know, you can do a milder version You know, you could uh, you just, you know, approach them like, look, you're confused. I see what this thing you're trying to put on

It's not really my speed, babe Go forth. I'm into something a little more pure and I feel like you've kind of been corrupted by, you know, the very society You know that life begins a conception. Yeah, you know that True That's a potential life when you get the baby scans, dude, like Pretty early on you see the eyes, you the head, you know, they had that little tail still going on but it's cute Got a little alligator tailing it You never know that kid might save your life

Yeah, you think you're on a path That kid might be at some point that kid might be well, they're probably not thinking like that because they're putting mom and dad and fucking Marysgrove Yeah, okay, they put their parents Once you have a kid your life's kind of like you're kind of like part dead like you're just like yeah, dude You're just a vessel for stuff. Yeah, that's a circle of life and it's it's kind of sick It is you have to think about it. You're just dead. You're like, all right. I'm dead. I want that feeling I had the dead feeling without the kid. Yeah, that's that's

And they do too. There's no way chicks don't oh boy. There's no way you can see it in their eyes I mean dead shark eyes. Yeah, I mean you're too short It's it's tough. It's tough for babes, too Because they're fucking they're lost and you know, they're fucking There's not enough trips to tiling the enough elephant rides Well now they're using they're using the people who are against the bad like oh, you're against the vaccine But I don't want to those I just got that the other day. I saw that Wait, what's the thing they go? You're against the vaccine, but I can't get an abortion. It's like what what are you fucking talking about?

Yes, both of them are harming humans Let's not get political. Yes, I can why this gets so political. What do you like better? I went to steve prince takes it. I got um american no fried onions I think I got banana peppers. Did you review it or no? No, I didn't review it was my first time Dude, I should have fucking reviewed it. Sure. We gotta get him a smartphone. How'd you think about the cheese? True. What do you think about the cheese? No, dude, you can review it on an iPad if you're a beast The cheese guy at amigo avenue. Wow. He would do that shit football season

He put it on his tailgate and just started fucking going over here. We go this week. We got some shit going on It's like five o'clock in the morning Here's the moral of the story is we need to stop thinking about when does life begin or like what are the rights for your body? We need to just start enjoying cheese And documenting our experience a little bit of ketchup a little bit of ketchup and documenting the experience And just putting out as much of that as possible. What about big time hot dogs? I mean that Why didn't we get food tonight? I thought there'd be food. I didn't spade said he was gonna eat I'm here. I'm here. We could order food whenever you want your phone break. What your phone break

I thought I thought there'd be a I thought the podcasters would put a spread out for them Last time you came here like yo, let's go. Yeah, that's not came. You guys you guys gave me food. Well, that's a different pot I brought a manita. He didn't I brought some vibes. I brought. I mean, I thought I brought my share I also I brought books. I bought a book for Andrew. I also have shelves Tom did bring a lot of board for board. Yes for sure I didn't bring you any books. That's cool. Can I have some more that already because you never finished the caballion legal usi youtube you legal usi we're within our american right if you deep platform us we will go to the patreon but Well, I hear you man. I hear you and you got to find I'll send you a book

I actually I left a book in your truck and I was hoping you'd read it. Uh, not yet Yaki way. Carlos castaneda rolls. Although that guy turned out to kind of uh freak out convince people to kill themselves Dude, it happens. True. Sometimes that's the answer. I mean, maybe not. That was just his trip. No, can we not do that right now? No, he uh No, castaneda apparent again, they could have people could have been smiting him But apparently he was like I jumped off a cliff and disappeared and then like meanwhile He just like died of liver failure something crazy happened where like the three closest people to him like got their heads cut off or something

Yes, yeah wild out. Yeah, some of his first books phenomenal first book talking about that shit with maybe all cults didn't end like that Mind if I clear my they could have just been I'm good on that dude I mean, I have to drive it has nothing to do with that because it's legally as high Yeah, I'm not gonna lie officer. I had about I would say five hits of aminita mascara. I would say it was about a one to one to one of uh Blue lotus dude just some like buzzed head cop being like I'll munch caps right now You'll munch nita. I'll munch nita right now. Will that keep you awake?

No, I'm not gonna put you right. It's another vibe, dude. It's not salos. We've got to get the squad on nita, bro The solstice and it's legal totally legal totally legal all aminita mascara is the solstice The 20th or the 21st of december okay Doesn't I thought it would taste like shit too. No, they kind of taste I'll lay out the taste like egressed I heard that. Yeah, I'm much more into doing heavy psychedelics on fucking days like that

Solstice solstice is all that shit. Yeah, not just doing it like on a fucking thursday night. Give me a fucking day of meeting I mean, that's that's a guy like that take for yourself. You don't have to be prescriptive though You can't do it on a thursday night. That's fuck. It's like I'll do it on this is like no Tuesday you're caught up in dominator culture, dude. Everyone has to do their own thing personally Yeah, but then you trashed people doing it on random Thursday. I just don't I know I do just a five grams of mushrooms on a thursday night. Not that long. We'll say one thursday ago Bill, do you think about yourself as like your ego self for more like the infinite energy of the universe that like constantly is reborn? Just curious

I have no idea Well, you know how there's like, you know, like all of the elements. I think uh, except for four We're created from like the sun. Yeah stars really. Okay And then you're then created from that. Yeah, so you you are just light Are you asking if he might be crazy in a point of light? I mean, I listen to David. I guess that's what I believe Dude, you understand you do comprehend the message of it. So you are light being yes What do you think happens when you die reincarnation? You don't reincarnation Do you think you reincarnate like billy will turn into

I think you're just a stream of consciousness that you reincarnate into an orgasmic blast and become like three million different things That's all I'm saying who the fuck knows but it doesn't end. I don't even believe. I don't even think it's that if I smoke DMT I knew that's one thing I came out. I was like, dude Well, you don't even reincarnate like billy the you know the matt. Um, The ego for sona. Yeah It's just that got it all figured out. That's no, no, I'm telling you that which is the eternal divine spark within all of us He's constantly reincarnates into another person. So when you correctly identify with the internal spark Then that's the you that reincarnates

You don't like you're like this. I mean you go south d&t. Yeah Oh, I'm telling you that awareness. It's still you. I'm not I'm not stripping you of that I'm saying all of your self-ness disappears and it's like, you know, capital well self You can feel it. Yeah, if you want, I agree. We'll do it I'm not I'm not nagging. I'm not nagging. I don't want I'm not nagging. I'm just starting on my bluetooth I'm pushing my bros. I'm just pushing my bros to identify more with The divine light within that's all I'm saying. I'm not trying to fuck. I'm not being prescriptive I'm not trying to dominate. I'm just saying no, no, no Paul check vibe right now

I mean, I could see that, you know, I can see he's a kid. He's kip, huh? No, kip from uh, what the hell that's kip dynamite La Fonda That was one of my I'm just josh. I'm just doing some actual josh and first thing I said after I watched Napoleon dynamite. What Matt's kip Yeah It's a long time ago and that one got me pretty good lifetime ago. That was that many lifetimes. Yo, they got me pretty good I've been told that I'm what's his name several times. Uh, the uncle who throws footballs

You're the whittaker. I am the way I'll take that one Yeah, we should we should do that last week and they were phased by that. I couldn't eat my breakfast, man I can eat that with a fucking smile. I love every single one of those motherfuckers The whittakers are double-foot underbelly double first cousins Timmy might be the biggest beast ever. You never saw it. I dude. I don't watch anything I thought I showed you you showed me like 10 seconds of it, but like the whittakers are double first cousins Sick. Um, so that means it's like

Both your siblings and parents were first cousins. Yeah That's pretty sick. No, it came out pretty bad Honestly, god, dude, you're rolling the dice. Maybe no the thing with the big say that they think the water supply Yeah, you don't know how great timmy's life is exactly right is to spitting chew out shitting himself a lot of people sleep on the fact That like inbreeding is not always bad Yeah, because you're rolling the dice and you can get a couple sixes You get a super baby you get a super baby because what happens when you inbreed is All of your possible bad connections might line up, but all your good ones might too. Yeah, so like

That's what they did in the old days. Yeah, the old days But in the old days, you would just take the bad one out, you know, I know I don't want to fire you up again I want to get you all fucking Being really prescriptive about women. I'm trying to liberate women to be honest I mean, I do want them to be sexually responsible. It fucking pisses me off. I see I saw made in america I mean That aren't using abortion Just women dressed disgustingly

All wearing the same exact clothes and it was I was descriptive of you Huh I'm doing a comedy podcast I'm doing a comedy podcast You know, they were all dressed exactly the same. They were all dressed exactly all the dudes dressed exactly the same, dude Yeah, that's true. They're fucking dressed like Bill long point bill like calls out what people are wearing. It's fucking hilarious. It makes no sense They should make sure we're at Air Force ones again. He's a bruna desperate. Joe. It's not it's like an uncomfortable

They should bill you yourself. Okay Hocus exist. Yeah, but you want to look cool Air Force ones are fucking ass. I think they should get rid I think everyone should wear the same thing I told you go to the store and be like this is what you wear when it's kind of cold This is what you wear when it gets real cold and you just are like, oh, I need another one of those I'm just a psychedelic dictator. No, you can still go naked too if you want it I don't like it's a simpler option. Not being prescriptive. It's just like poncha. It's just like cut it down to very basic cloth like easy

Kind of an even more flowy. Yeah, I get I told spade we should go to like the guilty remnant What's that the once the backstain gets out of fucking hand Just sit outside fucking restaurants and all white smoking cigarettes are just staring at them, dude I was guilty remnant today. I wanted to try to go to the gym. I'm like, oh, it'll be cool And I forgot they did like you can wear the mask if you if you got the jab Yeah, or you know, if you didn't get the Masks now if you know at the gym if you didn't if you got the jab, you don't have to wear the mask Well, how do you prove it?

You got to like show the card. Yeah, so I just like I thought everyone's gonna be masked up I'm like, all right, I went there, you know, obviously I have a fucking Patriot beak sticking out So I have my beak and I'm popping and all of a sudden I go in and no one else hasn't people just like Who's the man who's me and there's just a little pixie. There's like this plot like pixie looking chick I might try the planet if that's the case. Yeah, dude I might try to go back to the planet. That's every place it filled off here right now Yeah, you go in fucking it's kind of sick. It kind of feels sick though as you walk in you're just like Do you maybe wear mask when I went to order food? Steve Prince of Stakes

One star You trying to review? No, I went into Steve Prince of Stakes. Let's try your main Me and Kevin were firing cruise around northeast not a single problem. Yeah, of course rolling to spos Dude's like Put a mask on Prince of the Prince of Stakes. That was as a direct command. He goes put a mask on That's where I was like tell me what talk to the king. Do you have one? Yeah, you handed me one. I put it on You should make this smells like grease

I was just shocked. Yeah, dude. There's a phenomenal stake the way they build it was like I love the mutants. I walk into wawa those dudes rolling to wawa just hand out and the security guard just slaps a mask in their hand Yeah, they got the heroin addicts on lock with that shit. Oh, you got to cover them up I mean, they just if you want heroin you have to wear a mask. They all put masks on I was saying before we should go up and down k&a that where all the heroin addicts are just give them the jab Do we should start at jackass? But like where you just go to place like k&a and like Fuck we're like, hey, no, we shoot up Like we go to like like meth alley, Tennessee

And we're like, hey, like just pop. I'm just I'm just fucking spitball ideas as a new podcaster So we'll go to like Montana meth and like smoke a bowl Yeah, yeah, and we'll be like, hey like welcome to like, you know, like Kind of like jackass vibes, but we're like slamming H for the first time smoking bowls of Hawaiian ice We're kind of everything we'll reveal but that was I hate going down there because like it's like I drive I made a ride on Kensington Ave and a girl looked at me so like thirsty. Oh, yeah

And I was like you're talking about the pros Well, dude, these are just I guess they're all pros that they're just like they're strung out and I'm like, holy She's she's hot shit. I was like I drove and I'm in a white van. So it's like we can Yeah, this is like Target, you know, I mean and then I was driving I was driving down that under the L And I was just like, dude, this is how girls feel every day. I felt amazing It felt like a million bucks. Like this is how girls feel all the time. Yeah, dude You know, like you can take her in to get checked out, you know, your soulmate might be on the horse

Maybe Hey, how's it going? You need to rest. I'm working on a house around the corner. You want to check it out? She'd like it, dude. Nice warm bed. You got to put like five of her friends up at all times. Yeah, right Do you mind my two of my boys crash? If I blow this dude Turn him into Sebastian quick. I knew it. I knew a dude I knew I knew a heroin couple and the uh, the guy was like tricking his girlfriend out He kind of like lightly floated it by he's like, she'll fuck you and I was like, bro

I'm just trying to take a shit in your apartment She was just laying on a mattress and like, you know, when people start doing heroin They usually get like all those like pockmarks and shit. She was like emaciated and stood up and was like, I was just like, yeah It was fucked up. No, not sexy. He was turning tricks, bro Hey, he was pimping his girlfriend out and then we would get in the car and he'd be like, dude Like I know you think heroin's bad. It's not that bad Oh, okay. He's when he'd also we'd be at wendy's. He's like, I'm eating a cheeseburger. It's like you also do heroin too He would act like fight like I mean, but he's kind of say like I'm eating it and he's like, dude cheeseburgers

It's like you're eating the cheeseburger, bro. Yeah, and he would come out and uh, we'll cover all this He would be like, dude, do one bag. You'll be trashed. You'll have fun. I was like, no, dude Not shooting heroin dude. Junkies like to give you heroin though Well, this is why they do heroin and I never touched heroin Yeah, dude hops in my car. I've been seeing him for a year and just casually offers me some heroin Yes, you get the fuck it becomes like a network like a pyramid scheme Because if you're doing heroin, you're trying to get everyone underneath you to do it So then you can then sell it to them. Yes

You kind of escape the grind you can boss and just get like a bundle if you had like nine Yeah, yeah, you can just boss you can boss level. I've talked to do is you've done this You just you boss level out and you start selling heroin You just like, you know, just get all your friends on it start to sell it to them Then you can just chill and just Fucking get scone. Yeah level 10 heroin boss is a Nike dryfit hat and fucking That's every single one of every carpet They wear one of those like Nike focus shirts that you cut your eyes get blurred if you look at it

They all have the Nike dryfit hat. They're Fucking animals. Yeah, the ones that used to lay carpet for the company used to work for were fucking nuts Yeah, they were fucking bad people Yeah, and they level up when it all it can work out for them And they do they can like this guy that the one thing I'll give to him He's like, dude, heroin doesn't fuck your body up as bad if you can kind of like keep from becoming poor Bro, I was like, man, I guess that's pretty. Yeah, I mean, look at it all these times. Yeah. Yeah True

Guardian, where are we at 103? Perfect. I knew there was a three there somewhere. Yeah some numerology It's one of the plans for the week guys. Let's wrap this up on a positive note Yeah, I think the plug you got it. Yeah, I think the plug you don't know anything. I got a hay ride in the villa You're gonna take kids Can we blaze amnita at the mushroom festival? Obviously, it's illegal us. I can blaze it anywhere you want. That's true I'll be tight. Yeah, I'm gonna bring it. I'm gonna be like this all the time. Yeah, catch us at the kinnit square mushroom festival Blaming Joe and fucking blaze and can you blaze a water pipe in public? Yeah. Yes. Can you sell them?

But can you blaze them in public? Why not? Why not? Why not dude? You can smoke a pipe in public. That's just fair. That's true There's nothing illegal about body eyes. You gotta forget about the dominators, dude. They're in your head I'm just curious, dude. I don't want to see anyone get jammed up out there just trying to blaze Look what's behind you I mean Well, last bro while it fucking lasts not to get political not to get political, but I have a feeling You know, I don't think that'll get that the america the constitution came in and the level of consciousness

It came in at like 700 out of a thousand. Yeah, so it rang pretty true Yeah, so I think we should be good. I got some fucking Shit going on this week. What you gotta do? Yeah, we gotta plug our strip and Art masterpiece that's about to happen on my wall. What you got? Polish plaster gold. I was hoping that would be done. It's gonna be fun. I'll come back down see it though Yeah, we gotta come up on this goddamn ladder Yeah, it is kind of nice dude having to ladder for steps. It's kind of chill

You should put a cargo net up as I was telling you No, that would be so chill if you had to go up your bed in the cargo net Just raise yourself up Hired up also kind of like, you know separates your boys because there's some of boys that can't come up ladders Yeah, so like there's dudes you can't come to the second floor of my house. Do you conquer your fear? Yeah, some people are scared I mean we're on the come down a lot of guys get scared when it comes when it goes time to like I would just love to scramble up to bed I like it

I mean hands and foot. Remember when you were a kid you would run up the steps hands and foot. Yeah That was good times. Good times. Good times. You still scramble? Oh, yeah, I would like to I'll hit a scramble down again. I would like to take that ladder up at night, but I'll leave it down. That's pretty chill move. Why would you take it down? Who's coming up again? Yeah, he's a psycho if like the doors all have to be shut, you know, I'm ready to murder Oh, he really has got some battles ahead of him. Yeah Butting suck or not though. I mean, I I'm sure you'll get I don't like I understand like smoking weed opens up a ship but like home invasions

Not on your guys radar. We know someone that got home invaded while they're on acid That sucks. Yeah So that did that good friend of the family possibly related was uh on a mega dose of acid He got home invaded got home invaded, dude There were so many people I knew who dude would just do this shit where they'd like it only happens if you're selling drugs That's what yeah pretty much for the most part. No, yeah, you're pretty fucking right about that But they would be like dude people used to get home invaded just like now But no, no, no the increases the chance it increases the chance, uh, 10,000 percent 10,000 percent

And they all go like, yo, dude They talk to start talking these dudes you're living in the hood is like a student at school It's always the same story. Oh my god And they go, yo, these guys these show off weed to these guys they're outside smoking weed Oh, we like weed too. And I'm like, I'd be like every time I go dudes I I know what you're thinking here bad move, dude. Yeah, these guys aren't like stoners. These guys are like criminal it's a matter of fucking good and even Not

These are career criminals, dude. And like they're licking their chops looking at you. I don't know dude You don't understand these guys are cool Lo and behold good friend of the family, dude possibly related Fucking blasted out of his mind like telling me like the wall's gone. He's like looking at the galaxy. It turns around gun face Traumatized, bro Traumatized wins your show september 22nd. Thank you for bringing that up september 22nd I gotta get tickets for my boys

Three tickets or no, you want you need a ticket too, right? Yeah, come on out. Yeah, man. Yeah, we got you come on in be fun At helium common club, philadelphia, dude. Sorry about my brother, dude We're trying to get him out of being so prescriptive and obviously i'm kidding girls Whatever you want, dude. I'm coming down with a fucking don't kill minivans. Don't you know? Yeah, try to just try to be sexually disciplined guys, you know, obviously girls can't do it themselves think you know Lead the charge girl if a girl comes on you Of passion if you create a life on a breath It's just if you in the beat of passion you create a life. You got your responsible. You could be killing

Honestly, dude, I was one of these lies. I know and I that you're passionate about it. So was Kanye and dude and honestly It's one of those things where I know you're young you're like it'll it'll stop everything look go around and start Accidental cream pies if there should be these laws true And it's also the best thing you can do You're young. Look, there's nothing out there for you, man You're not you know, I want to become like a assistant manager of a marketing firm. It's like, okay cool so, you know, just

Have the kid It's better for you I'm gonna go on the assistant manager of a fucking design firm. It's like, yeah, that's okay fine. And then what? Then frantically try to get knocked up in my 30s and use all kinds of science shit It's like just fucking do it while you're young. That's true. That's what leery was saying What his take was hot his take was like it should be like We should be having kids. His take was like you shouldn't have grandparent anything Until you're 15. Yeah anything like you should be 100 having a good time all the time

I like that a lot like kids should be able to just be kids about school You just teach your kids. Okay, you teach your kids what they need to know Half the shit. I know it was not from school But then they naturally gravitate like so let's say you have a village right or a town sure your kids will naturally gravitate towards the carpenter or the painter The you know mechanic like your kid will be like I'm into this when I was eight I helped to do that painting our house and he was like, yo when he gets older. Let me grab him. Yeah, I was eight Yeah, but here's who would it know that's a classic apprenticeship that you don't have it anymore

But here's his take so those kids would naturally follow those paths. Yeah and take on those skills, right? So then from 18 To 49 You work like a dog. Yeah, you have your families. You raise stuff. You take care of shit and you vote Yeah, when you turn 49 you don't vote anymore and you're just An elder an elder spiritual help. Yeah, you're almost an elder. What's that? You're almost an elder. I got nine years till my ownership starts And then uh, so what you're doing is the 18 to 49 year olds

Yeah, are taking care of the kids The kids are taking care of the kids too though because they're helping out because you know like the me me me games Yeah, it's gone and then you're also taking care of the elders but the elders Cough up all their dough at 49 they get rid of it. They give it back to you Or they pump it back to like the 18 to 49 year old crowd So businesses transfer wealth transfers, but then you've got to take care of these guys Yeah, and all they do is advise

And chill and meditate and pray meditate pray advise chill like they're there you call them up. You're like, why can't we do this? That would take care of all the problems Honestly, yeah, they would take care of every problem. Take care of a lot of them, dude And then you can still use all the fucking you know, we still have our problems. Yeah, but like you have the elders You can't throttle Skill people in that age range with the families. They have skin in the game. Yeah, and that's the problem I think is what's going on, but the geezers can watch your kids too. So like let's say you're like, oh, you know We're gonna go

Swim at the beach for the day The geezers have no problem watching your kids because they're not all whacked out. Yeah, there's too many loud people with no skin in the game Yeah, well, that's the other thing too, man. It's like I don't think your brain's designed to continue to think about yourself after like 30 probably not No, it's like and also he says like it's like what am I doing at your brain? Just like dude, why am I allowed to start voting when you're like 13 true and stop voting when you're 49 That'd be that's such a good idea How sick would it be if gretta thornberg got fucking red-pilled?

Gretta the climate climate change person just came out was just like stop being fucking sluts All she has to do is have a kid true. She will be yeah, they call what's uh, glenn. I always call it liberals mugged by reality That's okay saying yeah, it's another liberal mugged by reality. Well, it's about 20 second 922 it's gonna be tight. I'm checking out in one of the meantime We have to set up the fucking we had a reshape society because I yeah Shane special Shane special dude, obviously a special big plug sick Sick, dude I might find it

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