Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 364 - Storming the Snackital (feat. Mike Rainey & Jon DelCollo)

Episode Date: September 22, 2021

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go see Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com/live Support the broz @ patreon.com/lilstinkers D.A.W.G.Z. Matt McCuskeru has assembled two more elite broz for the cast this week in Shane's absence. The little rascals themselves - Mike Rainey & Jon Delcollo join Matt to discuss very important matters. Please Enjoy. I hope you're all doing well. 

Hell yeah, we're live and rolling. Hell. What's up guys? What's up dudes? What's up? Yeah, Michael Rainey John. Don't call us Thank you for having us man. Thanks a lot fucking my goddamn pleasure, dude. Dude. We can't get enough of each other lately John Yeah, you guys are gonna get back in your ass doing this again. Yeah Shit fucking rules. What's he so hit the idea for the people all right? So little stinkers is basically like little stinkers. I like little rascals better show might change it So from now on fucking idiot What little rascals is it's a bunch of badass kids It's one trench coat and three kids

Two of them are probably sucking the other kids dick. That's why I don't say anyone's name either. I meet a guy I'm like, hey, I'll take an attempt to their name. There's like what? Call people dudes from now on Dude, but we're having the time of our lives little stinkers. Yeah, but basically My fucking 50 years old You guys got little rascals go ahead talk about it. We've already done alfalfa three times It's just a real motherfucker buckwheats Spotlight you spotlight serial murderers

Dude, it's just fucked up people People that have done fucked up things who also happened to be very funny like last night. We did a mob guy. That was like our first Breakaway from serial killers. Gosh. Well, they're technically are they're just glorified. Yeah, that's true. Yeah I mean, I mean he probably did kill a few hundred people. So Jesus different league of like he's doing it for for money. Yeah, he sold out Yeah, he's a sellout But we're having time of our lives. We just switched over to doing them weekly. So I get to see this handsome devil I wasn't trying to hold your hand. Yeah, okay. Yeah

Yeah, I when you when I heard about him I think that rules. Yeah, he's so good He's perfect for it and Jake Matera does a podcast with us. Yeah, and he's super fucking funny And I saw you guys eating the fuck are you cheddar cheddar apple pie. Yeah, so you said that like you know what it is Have you ever tried it? No, I've heard of it before it's pretty common Southern fare Okay, I know I've heard of it before but it how did how'd she taste? I saw you're not much into trying new foods, right exactly. I'm already like a picky eater Yeah, I didn't want to do it, but they made what's what's what's part of your diet regimen Like what's what's in your like a lot of McDonald's a lot of McDonald's. I'm passing McDonald's. It's really gonna be seven bucks easy

There's like toll booths for you Man, I just spent seven dollars They should do an easy pass where you do is go in they just like kind of look at you and like give them this 10 miles an hour So you're hitting fast foods. Not often only if I'm driving past one So every time I see this motherfucker, he's got a bag of shit Once a week since I've been going to his place. So there's some cold fries somewhere in your car At all at all. He's got that shit detailed dude

Trashes out as soon as I'm done then those African gentlemen are probably munching Yeah, they made about five dollars and fucking coins and yeah a hundred and fries going in his fucker. It's like an American blood diamond Fresh off like a 3200 kilometer walk from like to Sudan to Kenya and they hit your car and they're just like oh fuck it dude plays rules Fries laying around they stay good. They do this fucking videos of cheeseburgers aging for years dude My uh spud found a I think the top of a biscuit somehow from like a McDonald's sandwich Yeah, it just sat there for maybe months ate it. He munched. I believe he munched. I don't want to lie on his name But I believe he said took just approve a point. I think he munched

I believe it put butter on it or anything microwave it. I think he was just mad dogging again I know he found this whether or not he munched it could be a product could be this dark chocolate coursing through my veins I think he took a bite. I Would they my brother you gotta know I think I'm gonna say he took a bite But I'll you know what I'll let him he'll correct me if I'm wrong and I'll come right back to you guys Let you know. Yeah, I think it should last less than three days. Yeah being good. Should mold. Yes, exactly They put like NASA chemicals in it. Yeah, that's all the astronauts eat It's just big man, man if they get McDonald's breakfast

I will become a fucking astronaut because I haven't woken up in time for that in years Really? Yeah, you sleep in you sleep in late. I do only sleeper. So is this what you tell? What do you tell your doctor when you go to the doctor? It must be like good one. They must get pissed. I have the lesson went to the doctor is when I tried to tell her I had gout No, you don't get out of here. She's like shutting the door on me. I was like, is it the shoes I'm wearing? She's like, maybe don't come back You had you knew you had it though. Yeah

We'll let you know to me. Did you? He did diagnose me. He should be a gout doctor He he already is One is all it takes so he was like that's gout Yeah, what does it look like? Sometimes your foot really swells up your big toe mine never really got swollen But like the pain was a 10 without you look like a gout man. Yeah. Yeah, I've been I've been I've been waiting for it to hit me

Go on you look like a gout back steakhouse The bloomin big toe So, yeah, you had so you had your toe was fucking toe was hollering. Yeah, so it's all Screaming it happens at night. So it's just like at one point the sheet The weight of the sheet on your toe was just like too much Did it get better did it get bad enough to where like you took your shoe off and you had to describe him as dogs barking You can't even touch it like if you touch it gently it's fucking God awful. Yeah, limp. Does it just come at night? It's like a sundowner's thing or is that just like all day long?

It waits until you're not fucking So it came on out of nowhere, yeah, well, I mean it came on after you know, not a little 30 years of 30 years of mcnuggets and beers And that's what it is. It's like eating shitty food and alcohol. Yeah is what really does like the day I like thought I had it the day after Shane told me I had it I ordered like a salad for the first time in my life. Just like sadly eating mozzarella cheese and fucking oh Just live it in the salad works line It's like a foot attack

So you have is it some side if you stop eating all the junk Dude, like I've had like fish like fish is one of the triggers apparently yeah Like I've had but it's also I'd always coincides with like a fucking summer-long bender Cuz like I've been drinking most days for a month and then I eat like fish and chips one night for dinner It's just like the next day. Toe starts a holla. Yeah. God damn. It's delightful. It's terminal Yeah, and that's why my doctor didn't want to get me on pills. She was like just fucking try to change your diet So I probably have a lot more shit wrong with me really I'm just not willing why are you censoring him? No, his doctor. Oh, just being like a diagnosis. I'm like, yeah, you don't want to you don't want to have gout. Oh

Because if you have got you have it forever and it's on your health insurance and all that shit I don't think that would you don't think so in our digital age of information Scrub this is this live No, but we will keep it for matter of consistency We'll keep it for matter of journalistic integrity No, it'll be fine. You'll get a life insurance policy. You'll be like 50 bucks more month I'll give you probably like way less if you die So that's fine. Are you happy? No, I'm upset. I want gout now. What I want the pills

I want out pills. You don't want the cow. I don't you got to take them forever. True So you can reverse it my dad reverse type 2 diabetes He just he was eating like a maniac does the news know about it You're talking I read you loud and clear you're talking about how the vaccines bullshit I read you I hear you thought Diabetes is the color was like dude those guys in Australia are kicking the shit out of those cops and I love it I Were you saying them diabetes is is like you don't get rid of it

I thought type 2 you can you have type 2 diabetes and then not have it It's like a technically still have AIDS But your like counts and all the labs come up like as if it you don't have it Yeah, and you can have whatever you want to eat essentially as long as you don't overdo it No, you'll get right back to that's how you keep it at bay by not eating You know like a glutton. Yeah type 2 diabetes is like a marriage like you'll probably have it for years, but you can kill it It's creeped back up on him he got same thing you guys have the same exact thinking he was like my numbers are low So now I can have ice cream again. Yeah, my doctor was just like yeah, bro

Here comes his his triglycerides at one point were like I think like quadruple what they're supposed to be That sounds bad, but I don't know what it means. They're dinosaurs Do you have that many dinosaurs? Oh, yeah, it wasn't looking good dude. He was he was every day hitting like For like a link for soft pretzels again He would get like a rack of soft pretzels don them in the car and like every other day rip a milkshake on the way home And then eat dinner That was like and it's and that was like cheese steak for lunch 60 ounces of coffee that day

Oh my god, imagine if the same Africans that cleaned his car clean your dad's car Milkshakes. Oh, that'd be good. Just like a calcified milk a fossilized shakes Pretzels don't seem like they would pretzels will give you diabetes. That's why you have a gout. Yes Absolutely, it's all sugar. Don't make me a list I'm glad you're better so your foot was last time your foot started to smart on you This thing smart after you unscrupulously picked out only last time your foot hurt last summer. I had it bad Really? Oh, dude. Yeah, except the beginning of quarantine. I was we all did we all did dude. I mean not even We all picked everyone

But I drank like every night at home fucking playing video games just like drinking seven beers Just getting hammered. Yeah, and then it caught up to me and I was going on like yeah I don't like hiking the next week and I was like, oh, no What terrible timing? Yeah, what'd you do? I? I Kind, I mean I didn't drink just camped instead. I'll just let's camp No, we did some we did some hiking did you really on the gout foot it like it cleared up like I It's like fucking getting weed out of your system in a week. You know what I mean? I was just like

All right, I guess I'll have healthier food and seems like your body really doesn't want to get out It's screaming It's very preventable if you saw it was in the toilet every day for me you'd go to the ER every day really we go you're loose guys Really loose I know a man who's only had diarrhea for like a decade buddy. That ain't that's the least of my words really Every day. I'm like did I drink blood last night? It's one way to go man, you know, I can appreciate that that I think it's just a hammy Do you baby your toasties now at all? No, no, no, I should get like pedicure and like true I wear very supportive shoes now though. I got when I first got it. I was wearing like

Like Clark's desert boots at work. I mean just not supportive also got them used at a thrift store So maybe that guy is all you use at a thrift store true. They were brand new though like nothing on the bottom You know you can tell a Clark's been worn once. Oh, yeah Uh But that dead guy probably gave me his gout is what I'm I would say so probably came it probably rubbed off and got in your shoe. It's a lot. We don't know about medical technology Yeah, I guess I'll have to go back and ask about that doctor True. Do what so did she either words and say that uh, sorry to kind of turn you down

Uh, no, I have not gone back to her center this podcast when it's done true email tour. I think she also went to like holistic medicine or something So she wasn't trying to give me pills anyway Really, it was also very tough to get an ad or all prescription from her in college In my fifth year of college right before I studied abroad I was like, look, I'm gonna be drinking till 2 a.m. Every morning. I get 8 a.m. Every day Make with the fucking time release. Okay. Just oh, I 80d just kicked in Don't need these are real is a real thing. So yeah, I shouldn't make jokes about adult 80d

Imagine dude, imagine you're an adult and you're at somewhere you're at night class dude, and you just can't pay attention You're in 25th grade Imagine dude, you're at the ITT technical institute, and you just can't focus That's fucking hell on your laugh You're at the Chubb Institute dude, you're fucking weeks away Is that real? Yes, it's real All right. Well, that's where I'm going for crats

What can I be there? What can you be there? Yeah, what an auto tech probably auto tag that would be good fat nurse They got it all dude You'd be a good fat nurse. I would definitely be a fat nurse If I could be a fat nurse I can fix his own motorcycle. That would be fucking sick dude. You'd be a great nurse Thank you. I'm telling you. I think I don't take that. Yeah, I know I'm telling you that's not I don't think that's an insult at all You would be make like a you'd be one of those nurses. I'd be like this guy's probably one of those like doctor nurses

They have doctor nurses nurse practitioners. That's what my doctor was a nurse practitioner She probably didn't want she probably saw you coming. It was like, ah, no, no, no Dude, you could make a stellar nurse practitioner. It's basically a doctor. Thank you. It's a doctor who's just around doesn't get paid as much True, but maybe he was not in as much debt as well. Actually, that is true as well. Yeah Yeah, I don't think you don't have to go. I don't know anything that I'm saying, but I think you're slightly less debt and you're surrounded by more babes Oh, like the dude nurse school Nurse school sleeping on campus

Yeah, dude, that must be they do have that's nurse programs at regular colleges Yeah, man, and it's not like I went to school for social work. That's that's a bad batch There's a bunch of rotten apples dude just mean fucking political activists Party nurses majority of them were younger than me, but I was definitely probably faster than all of them John so physically a bunch of fat girls and scrubs 24 7 Dude, you would be in hog head. Hey, dude. I mean That is the neighborhood I live in I think You just walk to the fucking beer store at any time and see that

Oh, it's a nasty nurse getting off. Yeah, a lot of nasty nurses A lot of the nasty nurses get off and then go night shift and go right to brunch and like drink mimosas And they shuffle home and they're fucking nightmare before Christmas, but Man, I love a good fat nurse, dude. Imagine a bitch in a jack Skellington shirt telling you to walk You can get up do it. I've got all day So she started her I might go what's her do you have her info I might go to her holistic practice No, apparently she's back In the regular doctor's office. So she she she went off the medical grid and then bailed on that

I think she just didn't want to see you anymore. I think she just ditched you She can't make up her fucking mind. How am I gonna get gout pills from her fair enough? I dude I had a therapist ghost me so don't uh, oh I didn't like you see her in her We met twice and then it was just kind of I showed up the next day Some lady was there and I'm like, who are you? She's like, I'm a new therapist. The lady didn't tell you I was like, no She changed off. I was happy. She did. I didn't like the lady. Did you ever like send her an email? No, I just didn't like her. I the whole time was like, damn this lady sucks

It's the first time ever when like this lady is so annoying and then she just left She's like, I'm out of here. I accidentally sent one of my therapists to facebook friend request Yeah, she was so pretty too And I just happened to look like look on her page by accident because it was like it was like people, you know Yeah, I was like, uh I was like, oh, that's I think that's my therapist and I clicked on it as soon as I clicked on it Like my fat thumb hit add friend. Oh So it was like something wrong with that a pretty young lady like getting fucking friend requested by somebody that looks like me

I couldn't I'd never went back to her. What? You just left dude. That's why I'm fucked up. I never got fixed Because you you what you didn't want her dude, that would have been totally fine. You could have went in there and been like, hey I I if I saw her on the street now. I would run into a truck Before before she had the chance to catch eyes with me, dude. I I hear you on that though I I recently was at the playground. I ran into our old couples counselor And it was just the worst comments. This is the most awkward thing So I'm like sitting there. You're talking to her. It's like, oh, how's everything going? I'm just like

It's weird for us to be talking in public. I just wanted to like get away immediately So, yeah, it's it's uncomfortable. Same neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah same neighborhood. I mean, she was cool I just was like this is uncomfortable. I think me and Brittany were like still arguing. It's like didn't work Just got done arching. How's everything going? I'm like, it's good. It's very good. So, yeah Yeah I don't know why it makes me feel awkward because it's like I'm like, is this person feel forced to talk to me out in public right now? Yeah, I could have really chewed her ear for like 45. It's been like, hey, she's got a free session anime

Yeah, I've been like, I don't know what to do No, he um Couples counseling is fucking wild dude. Were you guys on swings when you're talking? No, we should have been we're just in like a mulch pile watching our kids Well, you want when you do couples counseling, you want the person just to like Fully ride for you and just just be like, you know, fuck you're right Just never happened. It was kind of anticlimatic. Yeah to both of you though. Only one of you can be right Yeah, me as I'm saying I want I wanted myself to be vindicated at all levels

So a couple times you just agree with me and I was like, we got to get out here This is just not working. My wife and I went to one session and because that didn't happen I was like, fuck this because like my wife started crying like at some point and The therapist told me to hand her a box of tissues and I was just like, you're not gonna fucking You're not gonna do this to me. What tell me to do tell me to do this because I I know how what her moves are. Yeah True. Yeah, you're you know, yeah, you're in the trenches. I I um I did that we didn't went to couples counseling My first marriage and we're trying to like work it out and I was just like, I don't want to do it

And we went there the same thing cries came on and it was the same nudge and I was I steadfastly it was like Dude, I might go back. I feel like I'm getting tricked right now and I'm not going to participate in this And you know, yeah, now that I know like this is like their mo I might go back and just start crying as soon as the session starts Just have a fucking a pin in your shoe just walk in crying It's nice to meet you Yeah, man. I mean you really can't you got to uh Stuff you got to either cry or just rage out

Yeah, you gotta have fucking kill you both you fucking bitches I'll burn this whole fucking place. There's you a fucking Zangief double fist spin if they're gonna fucking break everything Stand and get to the door like a Bronxdale. Now you just can't leave We haven't even started yet. I'm just in there. It's like Just try to kiss her immediately Fucking love you Yeah, man, that'd be fun that'd be fun to do and just do it was you do you're supposed to do a one-on-one Supposed to do one-on-one one-on-one and then you come together. It's gonna be like I fucking love you. I've always loved you

You're so fucking pretty and beautiful dude. He's smart Yeah, it kind of it gets annoying after a while, you know The one thing I will say that worked and it's like the most infuriating thing It's like well, if you guys start to get activated just say pause And it's fucking the most you're because you know, I'm in the middle of like being right and I'm like here We go going in for the kill and it's just like pause and I'm like fucking fucking. I just trail the steps like fuck pause It does work though because I come down five minutes later. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm chilling That's corny. That sucks

Pause you need it, dude You need to you got cheering dude. You can't you be on I always feel bad I start I get fucking activated and start to fucking, you know, you talk in one volume They talk a little louder and you're like, I'm not fucking losing at this and you raise the voice Goes up next, you know, you see a little kid is looking at you like this and like Damn, we got to do better, babe. Come on, babe. Let's get back to couples counseling What about silent treatment? Yeah, we just do oh, I'll fucking hit the roof, bro If I get someone silent treatments me, I'll fuck I'll break something. No, what if you do it? You ever try it?

Hell, no, dude. No, it's I got too many good good things to say about being right, dude Is that your move pull this in? Oh, yeah, well, you'd be an excellent couple scout You would be an excellent couple scouts for as well. Damn. I'm being a nurse a fat nurse and Did you for your jack Skellington scrub while you're doing therapy? I'm just paying my way through You would be nasty though, it's all gonna be online from a Dunkin Donuts We were gout foot on the table The least gross thing happening Dude, Dunkin Donuts is fucked up. It is dude. I walked back from like center city last week and stopped in one

Which one was it Gerard like right at the beginning of Gerard And next up beer city Which what's the cross street? It's right by 95. Oh, you're over. I forgot you're on that side of town. Okay. Yeah, yeah Uh, it was like 2 30 in the morning. Yeah, and I was like damn Do you even keep the door open on this one? Like it doesn't have a drive through. I just expected it to be closed Yeah, it's wide open. Yeah, like just dudes waiting for me to come in and order six donuts in the sand Which at 2 30 in the morning It might have been a mirage might have been a fucking gout mirage

Dude, I went to the one right next to my house last week And I like it was like also like two in the morning and I pulled on the door and they were like go to the drive through And I was like fuck so I went to the drive through This is another time you're talking donuts doing before I learned my lesson And I went to the drive through and I was like, well, I can't even see the fucking donuts from here So I had to go back to the And then by the time I went to the door, there was a line of cars So I was like, I'm not gonna wait in the fucking line of cars. No, that's not fair. Yeah, you had it. You had to go

You had to go see what's good. You had to see the lineup I walked back home and got my car and then tripped through Did you leave a yelp review as a gout of american? Dude, I was thinking about yelp reviews recently just how absolutely hilarious there are You ever leave one? No, uh, I think I left you know what I'll take that back. I think I left one for my brother's shop And I think they flagged it Really for yeah, it was kind of ridiculous

Yeah, I think the stuff I was right was kind of ridiculous And I try to write joke yelps a couple times they got flat every single time they got really Just like fucking I used to I used to try to write. I think I think I did this Where I wrote at least one that was an absolute like ridiculous story and they were like no, bro Not buying it. Yeah, like no, this is not happening. You're just practicing your fiction writing on yelp Kind of I just thought it'd be funny to write like just not like damning yelps, but just like weird Yeah, like so many reasons like I don't know whether I want to go to this place or not I want to know what the fuck this guy's up to

Yeah, dude, I just I don't know what I don't have any This is like the worst thing to say on a comedy podcast But like every time I do I'm like been really laying out my material for the for tomorrow for the 20 second Day tomorrow big day, but the I'm every time I go through my stuff. I just write yelp. I have no joke for it, but it's just so funny It's hilarious you're gonna get there and you're sat and you're gonna be like, ah, fuck I'm gonna do it. I don't know what it's gonna be, but it's just

It's gonna be 45 minutes of yelp crowd work just non-stop, dude If just I read them every now and again, they're so fucking funny Dude, you're gonna freestyle yelp tomorrow. I might dude. I want to start doing one where I just just start like documenting It's very meta, but I want to like save up five yelps and just like break them down in depth and go into like what happened What kind of yelp this is specifically Sounds like a TED talk critique yelps. I think I want to I want to get into like critique like really meta yelp thing But yeah, dude, it's an insane behavior, dude. Yeah, I mean Have you guys yelped? I mean, it's fine if you have not on yelp. I I've left one that I remember

Dude, it was so fucked up that I was like, I have to help this. Yeah. Yeah. I went through this A vengeance yelp. Oh, that's fine when people give it like four stars like the ambiance was nice But not everything I expected if you're vengeance yelp 100% yes, please It was it was this uh soup place in media and it was the small little shop. It was like, all right, this will be good I'm a big soup guy. I walk in there. That's that's also an emotional letdown if someone fucks up soup It's so hard to fuck up. But what this lady did was so egregious. I ordered my soup. She goes over she uh She scoops them out puts it in a cup which wasn't for me and then she puts the spoon back in She takes it buddy. What?

Puts the spoon back in again. What and then ladle some more out So she bit like a piece like a chunk of chicken or something in front of everybody She slurped while she did it I was like, uh, uh, can you cancel my soup and the cashier was like, why I was like because she just fucking ate out of that soup from the cauldron. Yeah Is she a witch She's very witch like probably 250 of middle eastern descent. Yeah Yeah, that's yeah, it's a brew off

So she sipped from what kind of soup was it? um Was it a bit I can't be sure but I like cream based or was it broth? I don't like cream based soup. It was probably either like a chicken and rice or like a minestrone That's fucking it was in front of fucking everybody. There was probably six people in the fucking line You had eyewitnesses too. Yeah, I was there with my boss and we both just looked at each other as soon as it happened Like you fucking. Yeah, give me my money. B. I. T. C. H Absolutely. Did I say

Oh So what how does she feel was she did she give attitude or she like you got me She went I did. I'll never forget when I said like you just ate out of that soup whatever it was and she went Yeah, she probably was on all of us and minded for a minute to be fair She could have been someone's like like, uh, where was she from? You said like middle eastern? Uh, yeah, well, she was dark skin. So I just naturally assume everybody that has skin darker than mine is a smuzzler So let's say she was like, you know, she probably correctly identified her somewhere within that kind of geosphere

She could have just been like coming from another country where she made soup in the house Dude, and I get it like a little for the little fucking My home heads dude, and then she's but every now and again would just as a mother of the house would ladle the soup I get it and I think like that's how you didn't do anything wrong, but she was probably like fuck. Shit. I forgot. I'm not in like a My adobe mad. I really think like that's what chefs do, but it's just behind the scenes. You don't really see it Like you gotta like also She's a soup scooper And she was just hungry she's at a place where she gets free soup too

So it's like she could have just gone and eaten the soup in the back Was the manager like you can you know You think she's expecting you to come back there and fucking I think they they just didn't know what to do because it was just a cashier and then this soup slurping lady dude's going Getting caught slurping on I did Yeah, no debate is like she she knew she was wrong and I made her get in the corner

She knew it. Damn Dude, that's so fucking funny. I think that's the only one I've ever left though. I did leave what was the what did the review encompassed? You say some muslin bitch I The title what you thought 9-11 was bad My uh, my friend stayed in Fuck what was the fuck was this place called? I can't remember the name of it, but it was like one of those like Halfway kintock. It's like a halfway house

But also you can it's like you can go there if you violate parole You can also kind of like serve the rest of your sentence out there. Okay, but there was uh for some reason ahead I like looked it up to find the address it had google reviews So someone on there like this place fucking sucks. I was there and it's like it's basically prison They wouldn't let me leave or do what I wanted a court mandated halfway house with the one guy fucked up there You can get super fucked up there. What? Oh my god, dude. I brought my friend. You can bring people clothes And you just bring it in a thing and the guy takes a trash bag full of clothes and was like here you go And then she's filled with drugs. So yeah, you can just line the waistbands and everything dude some uh

It's one of the reviews was like the muslim bitch security guard. They don't give a fuck about white people It's all everyone dude. It was so fucking funny. Someone was like it's all ran by blacks and they favor the other It was like a google review All caps me like they're fucking favoring blacks there My house was what dude's so funny and dude just coming off drugs So pissed just hitting them with hits it with the one star google review like fuck that man That place was crazy dude. I walked in I was gonna give my friend a pack of cigarettes and he was like no bring them into me. I need them now

I remember being like, okay, it's weird and I got caught giving them to them. They kicked me out No cigarettes can't slide the pack They have to inspect them because again, you can have a cell phone wrapper and put anything in them, right? Did you feel discriminated against by that lady? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, dude. If I do I mean two white guys. Yeah She's letting everything go. He was saying that he was like I was asking him and he was like, yeah, bro You guys got a case we had we had a legitimate case. He it was funny. I was talking to him about that I'm like, yeah, I heard this place. It's all the google review said it's pretty unfair towards white people. He was like That is true. This place is but he goes but you know having been in uh jail for a while

And he wasn't trying to like like any kind of brownie points. I was talking to him He was like I would say the rest of jail is pretty unfair towards black people The whole other part of this he's like from what I've seen it's pretty unfair You don't have to do it for like six months too, right? What like a halfway house thing? Yeah, it was it was for like yeah, it was for people who were like either finishing out their sentence Or if you got out and you're on parole and you violated, but it wasn't bad enough to like go all the way back to like a State or county jail like a rehab halfway house Parts of it were there was the doc side, which is like department of corrections and failed parole

And then there was the other part too if you just want to do you guys and there's yeah, and then there was like criminals Yeah, like yeah, like dude's in jail for heroin and shit, but the uh What he was saying is you would pass so if he was on the doc side department of corrections Then you would pass the dudes who were just in there for like their family sent them there And the dudes from the other side would like rough you up and try like because they they didn't have any kind of They weren't on like probation or anything so they could like fuck with you So he said like the lines would pass and like dudes were just like elbow that the he was like dude They would start fights with you and shit. It was just just imagine the plank the pranks you would play on the other guys

Dude, it must have been never ending. Yeah, dude the uh, yeah like filling a fucking pillowcase with soap and beating the shit out of them There's warehouses up there and there's just like You go like it's right. You know where the aspca is up there? in where those kill shelters up near like um I guess like not juniana park, but like way up way up above kensington all the way up there Dude, you pull in it's just like a chain looks like a pepsi factory and they just have like 80 dudes just in like like 10 person rooms

Just chilling doing what he's just fucking serving out weird little like you know say you were on Perl and you just like passed out in your car at a while because you're like nodding out on xanax They'll send you like you got to go there for like two months the little house not the big house Like junior jail you chill there like 10 other dudes and meanwhile They're just the guards are just pumping drugs in there and everyone's just getting high as fuck Oh, damn like people are just visibly shooting up and shit. I was like, I can't go to jail. I got camp I got a note Yeah, my friend dude. He told me the funniest fucking story

So he was in there recently uh during covet got locked right before covet happened. So he got stuck He was just stuck in they didn't all the cases froze. He's like, we're all just fucking stuck in like two weeks at least right Dude, he was in there for like six months Easily easily if not longer honestly because of like a backlog that occurred. They just no one could see they couldn't be seen This is like the height of covet so everyone has got put on freeze Oh god and everything just got everything I pushed back so fucking because I think you'll chill there Like a little longer than you should anyway, but this just like everyone was like You guys are fucked. We're you know, like it's not like you're like, hey, this is unfair. They're like, yeah, whatever

Yeah, so he sat there, you know, he said it the whole time. It wasn't too too bad. He's like, you know, I'm I'm blessed, dude He was like, I got the tv, you know, he's like I got cotton on my body. I'm wearing sweatpants. So he's like, I'm blessed It's funny. It's fucking dude. Could you be a prison nurse John? Yeah, you would yeah, you'd be stern. You'd be, you know, you'd be loving to them But you'd also be like, hey guys, you crossed the line stern, but fair a lot of guys trying to get prescriptions as well So, you know the ins and outs I know someone who was a prisoner and they're like, it's a lot of dudes being like I need to get on x y and z and you have to be like, no, you don't

I need to like out fuck you bitch and then you get fuck you bitch and you're like All right, let's pretend for a second. I'm a prisoner that needs painkillers True my knee hurts. You don't hear me Let me see you jump I gotta I gotta see if it really hurts. You gotta do some good acting. I can't jump. I'm fucked up Let me suck that dick How many pills did you say Dude, so this this I'm not even in jail every day, but I turn gay while I'm there

This dude so he goes in there He's in there forever and then he said his first cell he was cool You know, they're all but then like the first the first cell he left and he got left with this dude He said this guy was like a total piece of shit. Like he was like, dude, he fucking stunk. He's like greasy hair He just looked like a fucking bum and he was like also tall and kind of jacked though he's like, you know this dude could like fight and uh, so he's like, you know We got in we were in there for like two weeks left, but it was it was fucking hell He was constantly threatening to like beat me up and like, you know

And I would like sometimes talk shit to him and then he would go to beat me up I'm like, what are you doing? Do your boys like what the fuck? What are you doing? So the day the day the dude had to go do his hearing And he had like my friend had heard the ins and outs of the case and he's like, bro This guy was going to get fucking roofed. Like he had no chance. He had so many charges So he's like, I'm going to get I forget what it's called. Like when you go get I guess you're sentencing He's like, I'm going to get my sentencing today when I come back because my friend was getting out that day When I come back

I'm getting all your shit tv all the food everything you leave that here for me Brown was like, no doubt, bro. I got you and then like he's like the dude went in to get his hearing I took all of my shit and his and gave it away to everybody This guy he's like, because I know he was going to get hit with the worst news And he came back to a totally empty cell and he's like, I got out that day Oh, this guy's gonna kill you dude. Yeah He's gonna murder you and he gets whatever he does dude. It was making me laugh so hard Like no doubt bro, I got you and then he says he's like even his stuff

He's like, yo, he wants this he wants this gave everything away. That might be the best prank I've ever heard Yeah, that's pretty solid. Just realize that like the next seven years of your life You're going to be in like a state prison and then you come back to just totally empty. You think you're going to have a tv All that's going and there's people like wearing his shit and watching his tv in there, right? Like No, that's just mine now. So the dude just munched someone sipping soup someone was sipping soup big time, dude This is my rug rat hoodie Mutual friend of ours I he had done some county time in delco and I just asked him what it was like. He's like, it's just annoying

He's like there was one day where somebody stole His um fucking bipolar meds out of his cell Damn and he's like I had to go through like a whole chain of command just to get my shit back I had an idea who took it He's like, but I knew it would have set off a whole another set of problems Yeah, so I had to go through like, okay, this guy let's talk to this guy and then eventually A guy walks in and says like, oh, I found these And it's like, dude, what are you gonna do with fucking bipolar meds? Yeah, that's really fucking annoying crush him up and snored him

What the fuck you think? Smoked them anything Dudes in jail will get high on pretty much anything. Dude. Yeah, if you find a pill just trick your brain into thinking It'll fuck you up. I worked with a dude one time. I believe he was a heron addict, but he uh We walked into like the boss's trailer and he just like we're in a construction site Dude, he I watched this dude to open up a bottle of tonal dump like seven in his hand and just fucking throw him down the hatch I'm like, what the fuck? I did when I when I ran the first time I had a prescription for painkillers. I got I got viking in for like

break punch in a refrigerator You know, I just made fun of girls on twitter for saying refrigerator and I just said it like a fucking dickhead So I punch her for well, I bought I bought my wife earrings and especially sack Because we were living with my parents the time because I just got out of rehab the summer before swag So you're the man. Yeah, thank you, but where'd you get the earrings from spring feel more. Hell. Yes, dude So I got a store um You had a piercing begota it was it might have been piercing begota because it was like it was right next to like

If I think was between sparrows and things remembered So whatever was there. That's what it was So I presented my wife with these uh earrings in my mom's kitchen And she opened the thing up and she left and she's like, I don't even have my ears pierced and I just fucking lost that I punched the It was your mom's fridge too And then they gave you fucking Just that's a satisfying punch. So you hear like the ketchup bottles rattle popsicles fell out

That's like a slot machine, dude But I got I got vikin in for that and it was the first time I ever had painkillers Oh, she never had painkillers before that I had never had them So I got painkillers and I wasn't drinking so I just got a bunch of o-dulls And I sat in front of the tv and crushed vikin and o-dulls for like a weekend And then um, you know, these o-dulls are kicking in I think it was on the middle But then I recognized it's like, okay

These are the painkillers are making me feel this good and then as I ran out I was just like, all right. Well, maybe if I just take like like 15 fucking Tylenol, it'll have the same effect What'd it do? Uh Nothing, I just maybe want painkillers even more Yeah, I think it'll fry your liver. I think I see the medifin Yeah, whatever it's called in Tylenol like fucks. It will yeah a certain dose like you'll shut your liver off Yeah, that's the one you're not supposed to drink on. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, especially not some duels, dude Fine I'll try Advil next time That might be the best story though Man, that was just getting rewarded. I mean, what a perfect reward Just fucking punching that and it's like, yeah, you think things are bad. Try these try opiates now And you're like tantrums out. He's fucking kicking the oven the next week How do I get pills out of this thing? Yeah, getting hooked up was it was it was crazy how much they gave those things out

He brought up a valid point earlier before we went on to El Kahlo talk about how the medical establishment Just gave us opiates without any kind of discernment now. We're supposed to trust him again with a vaccine. Can you elaborate on that? Your words not his dude How the same bodies no how the same bodies who basically sunk the global economy into like a national meltdown through You know looking the other way to corporate greed led us into the subprime subprime financial mortgage crisis Those same bodies are leading us out of this one. You were talking about that. Could you elaborate on that? You're talking about the Sacklers? No, my only thing going into this like I'm just gonna say hot political takes and make El Kahlo you were saying I like that. It's a good bit. Yeah, it's pretty far the um

Yeah, that's yeah, that's funny. It is funny how people I know a lot of people who uh and I've been thinking about this a lot just like Hearing about percassettes and none of us knew what the fuck they were I remember everyone big my friend showing me them and everyone and just being like I remember I was just like I hated medicine ever since I was younger And I was just like like I remember being like dude. Why are we doing medicine like this sucks? But you know, some people got their hands on them. We're like, this is the ticket. Mm-hmm these things rule Yeah, well, yeah, it wasn't so I took those and I thought the pills did anything. Yeah, I gotta believe in that. Yeah

But man My own that's a medicine That's a spicy medicine I know dudes that used to take like 30 of those things and we can easily god damn they go down easy, man That's a spicy addiction Dude, so please tell me more. I know we're on a tangent, but I do want to learn more about little stinkers Dude, that is a fucking fascinating. Oh, we're having a blast man. Who is what are some of the standouts from? Um earlier apps who day Hussein. Yeah, definitely the man was fucking wild. It's hard not to love him. What do you do?

Saddam's son. Oh, he was a serial killer Um, I mean in the sense that like tortured and killed. Yeah, Iraqis I'll count it But my favorite thing that he did is uh, he and his boys would just crash wedding parties And he would walk in and he would just start firing an ak-47. Yeah, he would take brides There's videos of that on youtube of him just had a wedding being like he's just whispering So like he wants it to be a surprise to everybody So like his bodyguard brings over an ak-47 another guy hands him the magazine for it and he just starts popping off in the wedding

And he would just go take brides and yeah. Oh, yeah, she's like Gavin Newsom Yeah, he's at the front french laundry That's dude, that's insane and they were just No wonder fucking they didn't they like wait who killed uh That guy, I don't want to say Osama bin Laden fucking Saddam Hussein. Yeah, uh, I think he was executed people Iraqi people. Yeah, obviously. Well, he was executed. He was um, Jesus Christ. I think yeah Yeah, they hung him from like a bulldozer or something. I think they fuck. We had a legitimate trial I think I'm thinking of home. I'm sorry. I think it's the finale of homeland

You know, if he they stuck his stick up his ass. Yeah, that's the way to go Yeah, man, just to death I think like I think partly to death and then like beaten trampled and like Jesus, I think the clintons ran him over too Yeah, they hit him with grave digger Sunday Sunday Sunday I'll be fine if the clintons just unleashed grave digger in like 11 or wherever, you know, whatever the fuck they are Um, I went to uh, what did they call that with the fucking monster monster truck rally?

I went there one time and there's a truck that like it looks like a dog And a wheel came flying off at one at one point and the guy says, well, they're gonna get that fixed real quick Because you can't keep a good dog dad Can't believe these tickets were free. I must have rushed dude. It was electric. I must have destroyed You can't keep a good dog. God damn Guy guy guy'd probably demanded head when he went home. He's like, no, you don't understand. You have to suck my dick You should have seen me out there. He waited to get home before he got ahead. Do you think? Yeah, the other guy might have just instantly be like, huh, that dude was getting gobbled in the locker room. That's true

true Damn, that must be some good groupie pussy, dude. Oh, yeah Well, you're the announcer for monster truck rallies. Like I sure am there is probably 100 girls trying to fuck the drivers after every one of those rallies He's you know what he probably does. He probably like I'll bet you dude. Johnny could be he probably does an announcement for like the bitches that go is like, uh Look at Desiree and the doge knee. Yeah. She is glowing like no tomorrow That's definitely a hand job. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you could be right. That's uh

You could be getting some very fat hand jobs every profession every like showmanship profession has slots. Yes, exactly dedicated slots. You're absolutely right is Thank you. No, I think that's a very fair point. You think when you start doing nursing competitions, like you'll find your shots Like nursing cross Nursing crossfit would be sick Just hoisting bodies by yourself Just fucking grabbing bags of pain. It's been like

Yeah, it is pretty good blood and piss and shit. That's pretty gnarly Knowing they like they see an old person come in. That's That's grit, dude. No one you gotta like wipe their old person. Just see an old person's balls. I'd pass out. Yeah Did I used to be a I used to have to shave balls as an operating room orderly. What and when people would come in what what uh, what attachment would you always? Sorry one sometimes if it was like a latin guy give him a fade I turned it off to talk to my boys. Did you go should you talk about baseball? I was like, uh Did you go straight metal on the buzzard? You put like a little no, there was an attachment

Well, they would give you like a disposable Yeah, well, no, it was like it was like handheld. So it wasn't like flow be sized But um break out like a sterile thing every time like a barberside. I think I remember came in a package Yeah, oh really dude one thing I was I was always very like socially awkward and I didn't know that's an awkward awkward nice day, huh Dude to that point like I didn't know if I was supposed to shave the whole pubis So I would just go halfway that eventually like one day my boss is like What's the pubis look like up to the playing field

So you're talking about like taint Balls and it just it just yeah, just the whole bunch a lot Whoa, the the whole pubic mound. What did you do? I would go halfway like whatever side To facing them Are you just as strong as me? So you saw a lot of dicks then How did you feel about I never like got the opportunity to see a ton of dicks and what did that do for your world view In terms of like it was eye-opening me. It's it's like spending a semester abroad

You're a lot more tolerant But dude the worst would be like when a fucking when a monster bird would come in there Because you got to like you got to like flick it away. Would you like a stick for an apparatus or like What'd you do for that? No, and I would just use the clipper to like just the side are they passed out No, like when they get so they could hold their own deck to the side But they want you to but like most people like they just assume that you know what you're doing You're not just the fucking night to your own moron who's in the corner and it's not your first day shaving people's pubes

Did they tell you this is what you're going to be doing at first? No, like they have like the chart on the bed And like what the fuck have you ever talked about it? I don't know. I might have mentioned how dad me before this is hilarious, but it's the funniest thing I've ever heard Yeah, well, you don't even know what you're applying for This was not the job description I had shaving dicks and a fast paced environment I had I had two weeks of training and like I didn't get to do that They're in my two weeks of training because it was like they want you to do training from each shift

So yeah, I spent like a few days on first few days on second few days on third shift And at no point during the training did the um Did the pube shaving come up because I had a great guy that trained me in everything else And then when it came time to be on my own pretty pretty early on like there were two operating rooms Who were designated for like hernia surgeries? Yeah, or Yeah, yeah, it was two that were designated for hernia surgeries and they're just like Yeah, you got to give this guy a shave before he goes in there And I was like, uh, and I was too bashful to say like exactly. What do I have to shave?

Yeah, but I walked in and it's just I saw that he was like getting a hernia on his fucking like whatever side it was And I just started like shaving. It's clear where the hernia was But like how much room do you need to operate? I see what you're saying. Right. Yeah, I was too bashful to ask for that I just felt like a fucking moron. I should doctor sending him back. But who the fuck shaved this guy's dick Is he helping about me? I have a hernia scar. I wonder if you shaved me. Oh, let me see it Yeah, he means dude, he's seen it all dude. Don't be shy. No, that's not me, dude That's not his work

Also, your hair cuts looking fresh. Thanks, buddy. Yeah, just came from there And uh, man, thank you. Billy was kind enough to set up call duty in his roommate's room for him And uh, I just feel terrible for ever as a roommate. He's going to come home and see a 10 year old boy It's my cousin Frank screaming the end word while he's playing call duty in his bedroom It's my cousin. Sorry Frank. It's my cousin Frank, bro. Hope you I know he's a cool dude. Sweetheart. Yeah, sweetheart True. But yeah, you know, dude's got a game Yeah, he's got a game. He's got a game hard, dude. He my son, man. He fucking goes for it He really comes out of a shy

I gotta like the only time where I really have to correct him because he's like the sweetest kid in the world Is when he's gaming like I gotta tell him to keep it down Because he fucking comes out of a shell He acts like he's fucking screaming about vac vaccine mandate that He goes on with you, but we gotta go to bed But that was very sweet of him to do that. Yeah, dude, you gotta fire the boy up on some games, man Billy's a sweetheart, dude. He really is Billy's a sweetheart. He's fantastic with kids fantastic Dude, Maya loves him

Have you ever thought about Maybe like playing a trick on him and adopting a kid and just dropping him off here for him? It wouldn't even face him He'd be like, oh, come on. I'll call duty for him. Yeah. Yeah, play some games I'll be back teach him how to use the oven go to work for eight hours. Yeah, he would come back Yeah, he's very good with kids, man Sweetheart gentle gentle giant. Did you have that before you had kids? Yeah, I love kids. I always love kids. I never especially when I hear women say like I hate kids. I'm always like You wretched bitch. How

Yeah, what the fuck? Why would you say that? Yeah, I love kids, man. I fucking a lot of girls are saying that now Like I fucking hate kids. It's like Here, come here. Let's go on a hike kick you down a hill Kick you down a hill you wench. That's probably what happened to Gabby Petito Was that the that's the uh, was that the person who went to do van life and disappeared? Yeah Dude, my parents fucking spazzed on me because I was like, who and they're like, you haven't heard of this and I was like What happened? They're like, it's a whole story. It's been for two weeks The one missing girl in the news you haven't heard about him. We always we do have one

It's what I'm assuming that clearly this is a white chick, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is this is a very, uh, white So she did hashtag van life I'm assuming hashtag van life things didn't go well They're like, hey, we're here in beautiful. It's a beep beep. It's not the right ankle, babe And then they got in a fucking they got in a tuffle, you know, a little scuffle. Yeah cops came And then I think they murdered the girl or something. What happened? He's wearing up your guy's alley. It's perfect. They let the dog loose and the dog ripped your fucking throat out She was like, I don't want kids. He was like

Now she's vlogging about wings life So, yeah, she disappeared and then the guy came back like what happened? He was like, oh And then he disappeared. What a fucking idiot Dude, he was supposed to be gone till October. Like he got a fucking figured something out. You know, so he just came right back Yeah, yeah, but have you ever murdered your girlfriend? I've ever murdered your girlfriend in a van. It's a lot Yeah, you want to like you got to get back to your family. Yeah, make sure they don't talk to anybody If you murdered someone in cold blood, especially your girlfriend First thing you do you'd seek your family out immediately because I just fucking murdered my girlfriend

She was so fucking annoying on hashtag van life We were doing hashtag van life and she wouldn't fucking stop dude She I didn't want to go to any of the places she wanted to go She yapped the cops came it was embarrassing and then I fucking murdered her. Do you think vloggers get in the heaven? vloggers I Don't know that's a good question or if they just like put him in like some alternate reality where it just looks like They're getting billions of views and they're just like, yes, probably. Yeah, probably

It's just an internal loop of like, hey guys, what's going on today? We're gonna eat a fucking piece of pie at the level Yeah, smash that smash that motherfucking guessbook. Oh dude all day long. They're fucking just a nevering. It's just a stream of comments And it's like, yeah, awesome. So great Oh, yeah, uh, can't wait to watch this for eternity. Then the boyfriend who murdered her goes to hell and everyone's like, hey Yes, man Looks to the like ratio. He's like, oh Fuck yeah, dude. That's uh, yeah, my parents were like so fucking stoked on that Not stoked. They were like, oh my god concerned

They're like invested in dazzled. I would say dazzled. Yes very invested. Well, it is insane It's a fucking crazy story like the guy still hasn't been found. Well, that dude is either on the run He's either killing himself in a Florida nature preserve or is Trying to camp as long as he can That would be cool if he's like blast and taking care of business right now I'm making his own tree for it The cops are watching and they're like, all right, let him get to the working overtime part then we'll get over

Workout all right cuff me Fuck yeah, man. I was so sad to see that their hashtag van life didn't work out Also, that's such a fucking that's such a horrible idea. I've heard people talk about that I mean, that's the dream when you're older Yeah, but a lot of youngsters are doing it now a lot of youngsters are thinking they can kind of avoid hard work And go out in the van and you know, well, I mean if she If she had a good internet connection, maybe she could have lived off youtube views or something But yeah, I think people do do that, but it's like

It's like going into comedy. It's like the chances you have of actually Being able to live off of the fucking internet van life And then dude imagine if you are living off of van life and again, it's just fucking You're driving and it's like dang it. You're just fucking like fucking christ. Give me a break. What if he's let's check out Let's check out this uh, this cactus What if like the killer boyfriend like starts his own channel now like on the run van life They come job for successful. He John McAfee's like Orlando Yeah, dude, he uh r.r.p. Dude, um, yeah, dude. Oh man. Happy to the bro

Happy birthday and happy John McAfee. I mean dude, can anyone buy it? Where's the van? That's the question If you want a million if you cop the murder van the van's back at the parents house I mean to change somebody dropped him off in the nature preserve clearly. Yeah and took the car back Yeah, I mean dude and then they didn't tell anybody for like how much how much for that van If you're like, hey guys live from the murder van you're checking out fucking I mean, it's already set up dude. That's like 15 g's easy. Yeah, dude. Yeah, at least yeah Setting up a fucking van is like Dude, I mean there's kind of look like shit. It wasn't like well done

Call the parents of the boyfriend that you mind if we take this thing out for a while I'm actually going to colorado next week Can I sell t-shirts out of this vlogger to vlogger, uh, do you mind? Dude, that would be such a flex to pull up on that thing. But yeah, this is the sensational you get it wrapped with The body cam footage What's the is there any footage what's their last video that must be it must be I hope they put it out. What I mean like he I think it was where her body cam Uh, the cut when they got pulled over and oh, right. That's what it was. Yeah. Yeah

They were interviewing both of them separately. How was the vibe? She was crying and he had marks on his face. So they were fucking each other up. Yeah, so she scratched him Yeah, she was To me it's an open-shot case, man. It's so fucked up, man. That's such a fucking nightmare. Yeah, but she did scratch him You know Man his lawyers like dude, let that thing get infected Well, he's dude, he's in the wind. He's probably in another country He's already built for the road dude that guy can survive off nothing dude for that scratch alone. They should put her corpse on trial

You think they'll find it Yeah, what they did. Yes, I don't know any of this stuff. Where was it? You want me to give you the whole run down? Yeah, give me a fucking run back to square one I think you got all the information. What was the condition? What the boyfriend went back to get her any weekend to bernie's her for the next video Just for the lot. Yeah. Yeah, they had a channel. I don't know. They had to finish their final video I don't think they released like how she died though. No, I think the uh, autopsy is today Really, but they did where did they find her in a six-flex?

In the fucking the bat coaster at six flags I don't know. She was like this when I found her It's actually not a bad move take someone up to like the tower of terror Did she fell in the fucking terror terror? She fell out of the tower of terror seemingly eight hours after she died Oh, that's great. She was dead So there really are ghosts in here So So they found her body found the remains. Yeah, and it's looking like the boyfriend might have had something to do with it

I mean Okay, cause of death came in and murder is the cause of murder is the case that they gave him Yeah So now that guys are still pending but they have enough to confirm that it is her and she was murdered He gave her the ultimate scratch So now he's officially a suspect then Oh, officially, yeah, because they're searching for them. They found the link. Yeah, they got the link. Yeah So he is on the lamb

God damn, dude. What would you do? I wonder if he can negotiate to like when he if he gets convicted like finish his sentence in the van True. He's just like, look, it's the same size. Yeah, I didn't want to be here in the first place He should be able to do a hashtag or do you think now? He'll be in jail for the rest of his life if he gets caught. I think he killed himself. Probably. Yeah, you think so? Yeah I mean, he's in the fucking woods, dude, like with a federal manhunt, you know

Yeah, I don't know, but I mean they lost track of him already once I know, I mean he does have fucking dipshit cops on his on his side So maybe he could escape for a while, but like they'll get him. He's gonna swim to fucking cuba, you know, like true He's got nowhere to go. There's an island of wife murderers On the bright side there one youtube video has four million hits now There you go. So that's what you gotta do. YouTube gets all the fucking money. She finally fucking you want to blow up You have to kill your girlfriend Yeah, I guess I maybe he does

No, he doesn't get shit. He's a fucking murderer. Hey, can you kill me so little Snickers takes off? Yeah, I'm the first That's what you call a american success story Where we at guard dog god dammit, dude, I'm like a mother fucking bloodhound on the time you are Okay, don't fucking ruin the illusion dude, they should have put you on the potato murder Matt what time is it? Sarge, where are we out of the body? Oh Yeah, dude, um, god damn, dude, so they got the filler. I'm gonna call my mom be like no No, they got the lady. They got sorry. They got the lady. Did they say she was she was pretty bruised up then

I mean murdered by It was a run by fruiting. Well, but there were were there any uh, were there any, you know what? Uh, dude, my brain is absolutely shutting off Witnesses. No, I don't believe but there's a few people that have saw my case. They have a baron costume The boyfriend was like hitchhiking and like a tiff Yes, I heard about this and like a couple picked him up and then he got out abruptly because they were heading towards where A couple did pick him up a couple picked him up and then they said he was weird They said we're going to like teton national forest and he was like, I can't go there

You better let me out here That's so funny is they're probably about to pull pick him up and like he could be a murderer and like What are the chances he's a nature lover his name's brian. He's a murder. Okay Dude, that must be the weirdest energy if some guy just murdered their girlfriend like thanks for the ride Dude and he's probably checking his youtube like You guys you guys got any Dave Matthews band on that thing? Crazy They found the body because uh another van life family had footage of their van at a certain place at a certain time

That's van on van surveillance. Yeah Well came together to find uh find out where the body was van lifers spotted out Yes, they're drone had like footage of the van they saw on the what are people fucking do it So they had they were groaning out of a van I guess that's espionage, bro Yeah, I guess they're in a national park. That is a federal offense national forest. Maybe not. This is the real crime Let's get those motherfuckers to help solve the case. Fuck this guy. Yeah, let's bring them in. All right. Let's call it a draw They probably will end up getting some kind of fine for that drone footage now. They better. Oh, no

You think they'll get it? Someone will probably squash it. There's always some fucking dickhead. That should be the rule now All right, if there's a murder on there You're not in trouble Well, it should be good too of that da runs for like someone just throws the book at the guys with a drone runs for political office made you fucking Find a drone guy who solved a murder and you're like, dude, I had a fucking, you know Roles are rules prosecution rate, dude. Yeah, exactly rules are fucking rules We need a hardcore rulemeister to come back

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