Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 365 - Weed Guy (feat. Brian Six, Lemaire Lee, Ryan Shaner)

Episode Date: October 1, 2021

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support Beezer and Shaner @ patreon.com/m/YFIpodcast Support Lemaire Nate and Andy @patreon.com/pitm Good evening D.A.W.G.Z. Matt continues to hold down the fort while the big guy is off at work. While the cat is away the mice will playYyYyyy. Beez, Shaner, and Lameezy join Matthew for a brilliant podcast. And we're still figuring it out, but we got the very high tech TV stuff working this ep. Enjoy.

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You help yourselves, you know get some blackout some blackout 85% sorry, and that's my new podcasting substance 85% Yeah, what's the other 15% 85% it's a cow beans with the tears of the Haitian children that had to harvest the beans Hey, he's dealing with a lot of things Yeah, but their chocolate production off the charts this actually might be Madagascar Less of a crisis I'll just get right into it

I got so stoned last night. I picked out on hash. I smoked hash for the first time in a while Forgot how like ridiculously high you get smoking hash, which it's fantastic. By the way, it's awesome Yeah, I like you know I sat there. I got a I got cold with me I Was a impromptu thing very nice So I I rolled myself obviously a personal This is the age we live in now you only personal J's so I roll personal J with hash and I asked you know the gentleman Is it you like some hash in your joint? They say no, thank you sir. So I said fair enough very

I'm so happy because I won I was on Pluto and this person hasn't smoked weed in a while So like I would have like ruined the night. I ruined my own night Who's the person you offered it to just some dude is like one of our friends. I'm father of five I'm just trying to enjoy the beach Hello, dad. Hey, man. Yeah, your experience. Do you want to lose your mind for so? How do you feel about Cthulhu, dude? Dude, I we were outside and I'm like sitting there. I had to re-smoke that I was like it starts kicking in all of a sudden. I'm like Oh Dude, I start like this I'm going I'm like dude stop shivering and I'm like, oh you're fucking cold, man

Yeah, I think it's working Are you sure it was hash and not just formaldehyde Oh, it's so high you can get so stoned that like regular bodily things just don't get they don't go through the right channel So you're so you're out by me being a blizzard like I don't understand what's going on Who's a subtle change of temperature? It was just like the first kind of chilly night. What were you still at the beach with time? We're the beach. Oh, you're getting a sea breezes Bay breeze If I drink a little bit and smoke weed I sometimes do get chilly

Oh But you wouldn't get cold because you wouldn't be drinking dude fair enough, I see fair enough I'm just telling you I'm trying to help chew that. I mean, I had a glass one. I'm a moderate I'm a very moderate Smoking bluto hash You can still drink there, you know that right? Yeah, that doesn't mean you can't drink alcohol That wasn't the founder's vision there Tom Ocean

Tell me to do I do whatever local town ordinance to say I do I'm like 100% law abiding citizen You're just smoking hash like I respect your laws. Okay, dude. I will not drink. I thought it was legal in New Jersey I hope we's legal. I think wheat's legal in New Jersey. Yeah So and I've been dying to smoke weed in Pennsylvania, but as a law abiding I'm like, I'm like, but you're not smoking wheat. You're smoking hash I think it's No, they'll get you. This is stoned in Camden looking across the river like one day I'll respect your laws. I will not do opium over here at the board walk. I will walk down

I can't wait to fly to Laos to have sex with children You're asking every totally law abiding global I'm gonna respect your laws. What is the age of consent here? Because I don't know I'm gonna smoke this. I'm gonna get a travel agent and be like, what's the country? Just be like What's the age of consent that I'm just curious. What are you a travel agent for gary clitter? You're just like, what is the age of consent? Those kids are vicious down there

Planning to hold you think you could start like an epstein island theme Park island where you don't have sex with kids, but it's like kid workers. It's like disney land There would be like they'd be like playing instead of snow white. It'd be like a 12 year old sex life What's your 30? Instead of six flags just named six Six gags Six gags great adventure 40 park

That'd be tight if you started it. It was just nothing but powerful politicians being like, yeah, we decided to come down What would the what would like the trademark hat be of that place? Epstein, it would be a thing just like a torn up green. No, just be a written like secret you write to a child I'm like, don't tell anybody Be true Yeah, it's funny how many of our leading politicians visited that pedophile island and athletes Yeah, and athletes. I think shock was a yeah Now did any of them talk about imagine this poor? Oh, he came on there like Godzilla

Having like nerdy fucking like, you know, whoever builds it and obviously coming off the thing and you're like, he's pretty tall So I'm like little politician. You're sitting there. You're a kid and you're like, you think kids are on it like Shack comes off and you're just like fucking on it. It's a shack about Walking around like get on I'm not implicating shack, obviously. I'm not implicating these little child sex But his wife is When it's kazaam kazaam He's like, it's not me, Shack

Yeah, dude, what if he showed up as steel? Come on, kid Shack's wife is four feet Uh, yeah, the one he was wet. Is he still with her? Hoops. It's all my hoops. No, it's the original one His wife was called hoops and shack is a heart shaped bed. I believe Yeah, he's like a circle bed. It's the life size of his He had a car bed. It's just rock. He's like get in his bed's like as big as his room Yeah, his bed is a gigantic circle and he had a four foot a four foot wife

Yeah, those pictures of her like standing accidents and saying she I believe I think shack was like, I'm going to abstinence island. She's like, no shack and he just stepped over his life He's like, what do you think you will you will practice, bitch? I mean, I'm not gonna implicate shack. He backed her down Yeah, look at their shack at abstinence island Old number 75 now wait Did any of the celebrities that were accused of going to abstinence island they ever be like look the surfing's amazing I of course i'm gonna go

I can't like think I think some claim to be like I got a regular massage I can't I went to a private island like I went to hand he has a hand in stone there too. It's not just kids Yeah, I'd like yeah the water dude Shack four foot wife. That's it. They're on abstinence island in that one picture shack in the beach stalk. Damn They're they're they're swimming they're they're in the water when he's hugging that child in his blues It's like right in the middle of one down two down wait, what's it? Well, I mean having I've had sex with a 4 11

Yeah Stay away from me, dude. Look at him. That's him coming on the abstinence island. Look you He's roaring like Godzilla. He's like Yo, that blood ain't four foot dude. That's a job Yeah, look at him try to dunk him dude. He's gonna get that kickstand later aside from when did shack come up on the Who has the flight logs and who runs a pedophile island? It's like, well, you gotta sign your name for you I don't know. Well, I guess that was the whole point of the island Did they get off and they lay them or something like welcome to fuck

I was talking to somebody the other day who had the flight logs from epsin island and she had pictures from the inside of the plane What? Who are you talking to get the fuck out of here? Who is this? It was jasmine st. Clair Uh 90s porn. I know who's jasmine st. Clair. We were talking to her about this. Wait. Why were you talking to her? I didn't want she was on my podcast panties in the mouth. Don't be ashamed to plug in my podcast panties in the mouth So you had jasmine st. Clair. So what kind of porn does she do? She did the world's biggest gang bang too She went back for the sequel Bigger reaction out of that

She's over the same reaction when she's a So a lot of men have sex with her and like in one time in a row Yeah, okay, we can discount her testimony This is that girl. Why is her face so full? Well, no, like that's what she used to look like so that she did a lot of work, which is fucking weird She don't say. Is that her? That's our leaving lemurs house That's her. She looked at the Ark of the Covenant. She is a great nurse for a podcast Well, hey, that happens after after 70 guys have sex with you in an hour. I think your face

I think it like alters. I think it's like smoke. No, that's what all the kids look like Wait, you saw pictures Andy saw the picture I didn't get up and look she showed him to Andy because I she's talking about I don't say so Andy saw the pics of the flight log and he saw the pictures of what you talked about this on your podcast No, it was before the pocket before the phone. She was just giving out this privy information just Not like willy-nilly. Yeah, she's like you want to see the flight. She also was like, hey, do you want a copy? That's yes That's pretty crazy. Yeah, she waited to divulge that on pains in your mouth. It was like I got to unleash this to the world

Also, I sucked 500 dicks. I just want to let you know where she is What's it like being in the room with a porn star? Is it charged? No, it's pretty nice. She was cool. She was sure Yeah, yeah, they're good people. Yeah, she did. We didn't even really talk about porn. We talked about Uh mark the guy my pillow guy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah She really likes that guy. Why isn't he dead? My pillow guy. No, he's still alive. Yeah, she thinks she's back on the drugs other guy What happened what happened with the flight logs? She she just off cameras like guys by the way Like how'd you get it? Oh, because she said it on another podcast and I heard I was like, you know, you're really in the ebs scene

She's like, yes, I have the flight logs one of my friends worked on the dock On the why did you say you're really in the ebs scene because she talked about because she talked about it or something else Like constant. Okay. Yeah Oh, yeah, I was I was doing research and she was talking about it. Yeah You know if you're a uh a woman of that Elk Yeah, that's kind of all that's on the mind. Yeah, which does she on the island herself? Or was it kind of like no, she said her friend was like just working on the docks and they had on

Now what happened to the docks? Is that where they unload all the children? What happened? Oh, not the doc documentaries. I'm sorry. Not the docks trying to use cooling I'm sorry the docks. I was just being right. Okay. Yeah, that's a huge fucking uh He's working now by the docks at fc island. He's got another ship and coming in. Yeah crying So so Nate not Nate Andy saw shack on the fly I don't know if you saw shack on there. We got to get him. What was the other bigger name? Do you or did she say anything? No, no, we just it just it was just a quick thing A little bit

Alan Dershowitz too She loved it Dersh. Yeah, I did Dershowitz was there. She said he was on the list too. Yeah, he was probably I believe Bill Gates. I believe Bill Gates was on there too. I think everybody I don't want to take away from his global philanthropy right now Yeah, but I believe he was there and I think it was he was there just looking for money from Epstein once he found out, you know, this is billionaire looking for money from Epstein Hang out with a known pedophile was after was like, whoa, what are you guys doing? Well, it was after Epstein had been like convicted and the whole thing got sealed and all that stuff

Yeah, it was post that and he's like, well, you know, I See him was up with the money. I think he chilled with him a couple times on the record And he's like once I found out he never had any money for me. I was out That's so sick that he went all the way down the pedderas island to be like you got that money and then he saw the convictions Like, yeah, dude No, is that the hangout was after the conviction? He was published knowledge And he still went down to get his loot. That's that's a weird thing about being a billionaire You kind of sometimes just have to kick it with pedophiles. Yeah video of Bill Gates hanging out. I think that's a lot of things

Jeff Epstein Jeffrey Epstein. No, it's not. I mean, there's pictures. There's tons of pictures I think the more celebrity you get the more you have to probably hang out the ring and pedophiles I think the bigger you get is anything political status celebrity status anything the more you hang out with people who like Fuck younger kids. Yeah, we're pretty close to a Harvey Weinstein one night He was in the venue like two blocks down from the venue Wait, what the night it went soda did his HBO special afterwards at the after party We found out like the next day. He was at some like random open mic or some or like some benefit Weinstein. Yeah It was like two blocks away from where we were at and that's where that video came from when the girl went on stage and was like

Uh, are we all just gonna ignore this fucking fat dickhead in the back or whatever and everyone's like they boo her It's like, all right Which is pretty pretty funny. Yeah, but she got booed. She bombed trying to tear up Weinstein This is after everything too. What I mean chill, bitch. He's being cool right now He's fucking working on himself, dude He ordered seven guitargaritas. He's going He is going let him go That's included in the hot eight. Yeah

Related to a wasted epsi in the bad like, you know from A lot of people think that it's just like yeah, that's the girl producer. I mean, they signed a contract. Really? Yeah, that's the girl Oh, yeah Yeah, this picture wait, is it the girl underneath with her hand on the hips the one who looks like she's bitching That one. Yeah, the one who looks like she's clearly bitching. Yeah Damn, dude. Yeah, that's just like I can't but lay back He's wanted to enjoy some good amateur comedy, dude Can you imagine like being on stage like is that Harvey Weinstein?

Dude, you know that guy he was just like he came out of his house. He's like, you know what? I need don't whine My life has been in shambles a little bit. I need a chuckle. Okay. I need a good laugh. I need a good He's like I got all these stories And i'm just sitting on him Yeah, all like child face. He's like putting five in the bucket He's working on his time. He's working on his like lawyer case. He's like your honor Let me see if he was a wacky comic or like a weed. Yeah Prop comic. Yeah, if he was a prop comic, let me show you where I test your girl

He's like it did smell like trout Yeah, I guess he's well, dude fucking Arkels Oh He's done right locked up. Okay. They fucking wait. Where is he going to prison though? I don't know man. I probably just Chicago. You think he's I think he's now he's going to like a federal Maybe I think he's going to federal prison. Yeah, he's got to be going to federal. Yeah, what are they what they hit him with? Sex trafficking and racketeering and he's still facing I think two other he has to go face charges in like two other states as well

So they're saying he's going away pretty much 40 years to life So cos got out the cos man. Yeah skips look kelly guilty Well, he did some he did some time though cos man was he did three years. He atone. He did Because the contracts because they they tried to charge her for something he paid people to not charge them with Well, what happened? Yeah, they did a deposition like dude Just you can tell us anything and we won't use any of this stuff against you and he was like, here's the deal and they're like Oh, you just gave us all the views. Yeah, but then since they said that we won't use this against you Yeah, we were like, well, you guys violated our agreement so until like 10 years later

Even though he admitted it you weren't allowed to use any of this stuff Wow, so he walked and meanwhile kels kels is getting trapped in a closet, dude Man, that's you think people like bragging prison about fucking a celebrity Like yeah, dude, you know like really get it's like, yeah, I fuck our kelly. Well, I don't know man. I don't know I don't know I was gonna go there and fuck if you went there and you like you think you could fucking out sex kels in jail It's the most sexual If you were like, hey, what's up, Cal?

Our kelly's gonna kill himself. You think so. I give him a cupcake. I just like He's not going to jail. I think we'll get cancer immediately. It'll like made off it I think he'll sit in a small room and like fantasize about having sex with teenage girls for like 20 years and then die He'll be right in some way. I think he's gonna be in there Man, I didn't fucking do it and get in his room like He's definitely a shitty video. He's so fucking hot. He's definitely should. Yeah, dude. Lea was his girlfriend. Yeah, man And she was a kid Yeah, didn't he release a song called age ain't a number

Nothing but a number and he made her sing it. Yeah I mean, that's if you are I will say this just out of just kind of a strategy thing If you are trying to get away with fucking kids, don't marry a kid And don't let them sing on an album where you're like just tell them you're 15. It's okay Yeah, just let it go. You know, he was in court like I knew you guys were gonna bring this up Dude, I'm talking about this on the movie belly. There was like a in the very beginning. They're like DMX's character There's like bragging about how it's like, yeah, well 16 year olds can blow me, but I'm not gonna fucking 16 year old Oh, yeah

Yeah, like damn that was that was 90s Dude, did you ever see the one episode like when they were talking about bill cosby and like all this stuff about especially like the Spanish fly and like drug and people and all that shit There was like episode of the cosby show where at the end He's like barbecue. Oh the barbecue sauce and everyone's like getting on one another He's like, yeah, but wonder at the end of my barbecues why everyone starts loving on one another and they show everyone like Really getting into it. He's like because I put my special potion in it And then like Felicia was like, oh, he's like, I got some of that up by the bedroom and then it ends

Everyone's like, oh, you just drugged everyone at the barbecue It's like and that's an amy for me. Yeah, it's like a little day Little day to wear a sweater. Yeah, that's they played that part of that show like the minute cause it's amazing Accused I had never seen it before. I was like, holy shit, man It's fucking wild. So he comes out and it's just like he basically says the reason everyone Anything out for themselves. It's my barbecue sauce I don't want to kicks in they get all huggy buggy I'm dead serious. Damn. Have you ever noticed that after one of my barbecues and they have the sauce people want to get right home?

Jesus, let me tell you something else. I got a cup of it up on the night table Oh god, this is just an exact pitch I got a cup of it. I said Left it up there breathing So, this is a deep fake. This is a deep fake I don't know. No, it's look at his face. It's a deep fake Yeah, look at the quality of Felicia Rashad. No, but look at him. Look at the quality of cosby It's a deep

Look and he takes it away from the kids like don't you fuck my daughter? Yeah, bro, this is real He's about to fuck Rudy, dude, but he wants his mom and dad to fuck And his daughters Other daughters to fucking not you know, they they need grandchildren. No, dude. Look go go back. Go look at his mouth Stop trying to defend the cost Yeah, yeah, cosby always I gotta ask you a question If you locked so if r kelly and cosby said they both were in jail and they had a like sex fight to the death

Who do you think will win? Oh, it's render stuff. They're fuck fighting. Yeah, fuck right First the cause in their prime Because now they're both they're both kind of geese. Bill Cosby will fuck r kelly up. You think you literally Like the fifties Either prime kelly fucking you think that's what happened Whenever a fuck fight walks Whenever a fuck fight walks, you think cosby fucked kells and then got out. Yeah Damn, dude. Yeah, whoever gets the first cream pie in there, dude. That's in that's the bell

A cosby cream pie I think cosby's got him on reach He's only a six foot dick. He's got a huge cock. I heard what about kells. You don't think kells is packing No, that's why he's got a fuck 15 year olds. Yeah, you have a small penis when you find a vagina I'm telling you the least you fucking fucking tiny I've seen had an egg shaped bird Is that what he said? He had an egg shaper. Yeah An egg shaped bird, dude, dude, that sucks. That's rough, dude

That's gotta be weird when you're like, no woman will want to suck my weird egg dick And I've got a fuck kids now, dude, so we're getting sidetracked. We're talking about fucking hash, right? Yeah We're talking chili on the beach. We're talking being chili, dude. Yeah, sorry We're talking about being chili dudes, so uh Yes, I'm chili, dude and Really, I just I slid into some sweatpants, but I had to take a wicked I had to take a wicked dump

That was the problem. So I I like excuse about my guys. I'm gonna put on some sweatpants I was just going for 30 minutes. Did you really excuse yourself to put on sweatpants? Yeah, I was like guys I need to put on some sweat. Pardon me Dude took a just absolutely Devastated that's the war. That's the one thing I don't like about weeds when you take a shit I would say you're taking a shit when your snout is good. Yeah, I don't know man It's something strange about it because it kind of puts you in touch with like

You're a whole nature. Yeah, you're just kind of like, why do I have to do this? I mean, it did feel fantastic. Yeah, but yeah, so that was the uh, I don't know. It was fun. It was a fun night Oh, this is this is what I want to think about So I I get there So, you know, I take a dump. I go back out. We hang out for a little bit. I go back in I'm laying in bed YouTube and and I my youtube algorithm gave me Uh speeches from the president of Ghana to the un I don't dude. It was it's the funniest fucking thing

Just watching the president of god. I don't know why I don't and I don't want to like Examine the reasons why I think it's funny, but I was just for some reason enjoying Was it funny because of cadence or like the tone or no? I was sitting there in my bed just being like dude It must be so crazy for american black dudes to watch like a ghanian president give a speech Is that the guy who put himself on the national soccer team? I don't know dude One of them just bad at first. I thought I was laughing because I thought he was the why are you gay guy? Why are you gay?

Exactly. I was like, damn this guy being the president of Ghana You are gay and that set me off But I'm like, dude What a fucking beast Hell yeah Dude, that is like an old morpheus dude. Yeah, he's coming at it. He has cornel west glasses on The powerful framework Yeah, dude, I'm here. This guy's coming at you talking about powerful framework, dude. What are you like?

Dude, do you think there's any countries in the un that I was like, yeah, just let them talk no one gives a shit It's gotta they did it's a gadafi. Yeah, they let gadafi talk for three hours and they killed him. Yeah, dude She's like, whatever dude Like this is the last thing he's ever gonna say let him get it out I dude, I was uncontrollably laughing at this guy speech last night for eight minutes speech you watched. Yes What's he talking about? Deep dive in the transgender Why is that what it is? He's like in Ghana, we don't have any transgender They're like, what are you talking about?

Transgender. Why are you gay? He just comes on. He comes on. He opens up at the beginning and be like The latest period was dark and embarrassing for our country and now we have risen up It's fucking yeah, he's got a good now. No Ghana's on the way up, dude. Ghana's on. Yeah There's a lot of guy needs people fucking coming up. Yeah, who what do you mean coming up? Yeah, what are they doing? Like literally coming up out of poverty. Yeah. Oh, I thought you meant like they're doing like they're doing I thought you meant they're getting drafted. No, like slang. Yeah Talking ace units in the window. Oh, whoa. Look at those spectacles, dude. Yeah, that's proud. Look at those gop stoppers on the desk, dude He's eating good

He looks like a black villain though. He does look villain. He does dude name a fucking African president that doesn't look like a black villain Sure Fine, throw that in my face I'm just pumped on africa right now. Am I freaking sick? I was getting pumped up on ganyu. Just feeling itself in my head. Yeah, dude Last night. I sat there and watched this is all on hash while you took a big fat dump, dude After I took a dump I was like you're feeling chilly. You know what other african countries getting a little uppity Yo, you said it, dude Nigeria's getting a little

Can you put that on a t-shirt from there? I'm down here, man. This fucks up african black new seed. Just african. They can't. They can't deal with it. Like what is that? Yeah, that was solely what I was having on. You better slow your roll, Uganda. You better knock it off. What are you doing, Uganda? Better take it easy down there, Zimbabwe. Zanzibar, fuck you, dude. What are you doing? I mean, dude, all I'm saying is this guy probably could have fixed it up. Yes Hold on, let me look. Yeah

Is that the video capture? That is your problem. Yeah, it's your computer transgender Dude, what if they just got Red Bull in Ghana and he comes out and he's like, this is amazing He's like blowing away. He's like, could you believe this? I'm up all night. I built things in Ghana. He's like, this is a powerful potion This brew. This is a very potent brew. We don't know what this is. Get Danny way over here Beard omega wrap I feel like I have a great amount of energy They say it gives you wings. I've yet to feel that

I wouldn't fly God damn it, dude. What you know, that's going to call me coons. I don't think so The african internet will tell you you lack honor. Damn, dude. That's the marionette lacks honor. Damn Wait, I don't get that. Why would they call you that just in general? Because I just like laughed at you guys doing african voice, but african voice is funny. African voice is hilarious. Yeah, maybe I'm too worried. I'm chill. I think you're very worried about people Somebody called me a coon on the internet the other day. Also Yeah, it was somebody it was because I said you was a white guy. It was another black person

So that cancels that out. Yeah, it was because I said don't That's the worst case scenario black and they should have had a black person play him in the movie and I said Throgan That's why wait, hold on. Wait. Wait. They call you the k-word You didn't know how to spell it. I don't say it Wait, what was your take? You also thought the n-word was spelled with a p What was your take? What was your take? That was problematic Donkey Kong is black and therefore he should have a black voice actor How do they know Donkey Kong's black? Well, his girlfriend's name is candy. He beats her

He throws barrels at her. He barely sees Diddy. Okay, so you were sad when he sees Diddy Kong There's a white guy playing Donkey Kong in the voice actor, but he's still black What I don't know. You know like I don't how do you know how do you know this because there's just like certain characters who are black I don't know. Well, I don't know about that Donkey Kong anytime. He's ever made he's he's bit of She's been monkey. Yeah, so you play but he's black though because you can personify characters. He's not like I've never seen Donkey Kong break a backboard So you you why was it why was the guy coming at you like that for that being like

Besides from like the problematic Inherently problematic nature of your statement. Why I'm I'm on the I'm of the I'm of the opinion that my Your your your ideas of it being problematic is limiting to black people. So they are for Yeah, no, I'm not you. I mean to them online, you know, like they're they're limiting black people to not being mode if I want to be a monkey What if I want to be fucking Caesar in the planet of the apes? There's a wrong room I support you I have no idea what you're talking about to get trapped. No. No. I just have no idea what you're talking about. That would be a sick trap. Yeah, dude

I can see that black planet of the apes. It's been there for years. I don't know why we don't do it You look like a great doctor's ace dude. You can totally do it. Wait. What movie is Seth Rogen playing Donkey Kong? They're making a Mario movie. Oh Oh, they're remaking it. No, they're making a animated Mario movie to be fair. Seth Rogen has a very donkey Kong His laugh alone So you were pissed off that you wait, so you're just trying to give a black man an honest job Yeah, there's no other black people in that movie I don't so that's a weird hill for you to die. That's all that's that's the whitest black ape I've ever seen

I gotta be honest with you. No, dude. What? This conversation is taking it. Yeah Yeah, this conversation is taking a horrible horrible. No, it's not your fault. All right You're you just pulled for donkey Kong to be played by a black guy. Yeah, someone some other black guy attacked you Yeah, that's terrible. I'll tell you what in Ghana that would not you would not happen, dude The ghanis would have been like, okay. What's the fucking issue here in Hollywood? Really, I don't know if that's what it's called. They have sandy rogans verified. Yeah, man. I gotta get my shit together His wife's terrified

Yeah Is there a conch or is there any controversy around this talk about Yeah, cuz Seth Rogen kind of does look like donkey. Yeah, he does Laugh alone sounds like he could be diddy. That's fine No, no, wait, so who would you have what black actor would you have played? That's a good question Who would you have Terry cruise? Why because Terry cruise is every white guy's favorite black person Do you're trying to broker a piece?

Terry cruise is mainstream white people's or anthony anderson. Terry cruise or anthony anderson Mainstream white people love them. Do you do you think that cosby got out of jail because he told black people to pull their pants up 20 years ago? I was like pull them down That's such a hot button debate dude, what are you standing on to pull your pants up debate? You got to take it. So you've got to take a side Pull them up I'm sagging The sag skinny is fucking You see dudes when they were the tight really like fucking tight jeans all the way down out

That would be tight to do a gallop poll Dude, there was one time I saw a dude wearing like sag skinny jeans, but he had on a pair of basketball shorts and Boxers Yeah, so many clothes. That's so much clothing. Yeah, dude. What have you got to know? Why why would you do that? It was weird because it was over the jeans. Yeah, it didn't make any no It just didn't make any sense. Like there's so many I do flow basketball shorts as boxers. It's just like always. Yeah, I don't get it like freedom You don't you don't get it because you're a tight pants man. You like to keep your dunger to your thigh

Yeah, you're the opposite problem. You have no underwear. You're not even wearing underwear Yeah, exactly Chugging a pair of b-ball shorts as boxers if you run out on a laundry day Does feel kind of good. It is skinny jeans. That'd be tough. No, it's it's it's like The boxers and then the shorts then the jeans maybe cut the crotch out of the box. I don't understand Maybe he cut the elastic because sometimes you just want to show a sick elastic The bean coming out of the loop. I guess that is a fashion statement. It's like a nice Boxer ring some handsome Tommy Hill. I didn't throw on the n1. So I didn't think about that. I didn't think about the fashion, dude

Yeah, let's him know dude your hip, but you'll crawl some over Think about that boxers to keep your dunger to the chest and then you use your basketball shorts so you can feel free Do you go basketball shorts? I'm a basketball shorts guy. So you have two you have boxes not on right now Not right now. Okay, but yeah, so you keep you don't be so Eurocentric about your boxes You can use some hand ones or some rustler shaynor free your piece, dude My piece is super free, but it's a press dude if it's against Your piece if your piece is against denim, it's a press dude. You know, it's the worst The one time when I was younger I wore umbros as boxers. That's boner time

You gotta just sit in a corner. That's tantalizing the one time I thought I when I was a kid I ran out of underwear and I thought I used a bathing suit and I put Dude, I was like, what am I doing? Like I was just like, why am I wearing a bathing suit and jeans? I fucking feel like a moron. That's fucking hot Dude, if your boners are smashed up against your boners like in a tool video just smashed against denim What I'm saying is like if I get a boner in mesh underwear, then fucking goddamn bathing suit and then might and then might Layers dude, nobody's gonna see it My boner is being oppressed. I want my boner to breathe

That's actually might it might be a no one wants your boner You throw the the shill of gym shorts on case dude if I'm on the fucking block dude. I got a boner around all my boys I don't want to have a boner. I'm the same. Why do you have a boner around all your boys? You're on the block, dude Got a horny ass block Of course I gotta walk down the block You could go into market dude boner defense Can you stand outside with like a visible boat like protruding out of gym shorts?

I'm here like if it's your neighborhood, dude's walking around the neighborhood. Just coming out with basketball shorts Clearly just said so. No way. I swear to god with boners. I mean not like full on rod Oh, no, I never seen like full on arm. I want to post up hard as a rock in this fucking Arms of Kimbo. I mean you could but I mean being shoved up in a bar and jeans is like that's a book That's a different fucking place. I did that in school once I used to walk. I used to be my gag when I was young Of course it was I was gonna say, did you also make barbecue sauce with fucking sex drugs in it too? You fucking weirdo

No, I I I agree with you. Bardini. I should do the same thing. We had a whole thing called the boner club You had a boner and grace On gym day because we had sweatpants you'd wear sweatpants. Oh, yeah, dude Stand up boner club just pop up show boner to the class behind the teacher's back pop back down It was I mean boner and sweatpants everybody liked it. This is fun. Everybody. I'm telling you in, you know I've never it was never a bad reaction to pop an up showing boner to the class and pop back down The girls the boys they all Ever loved the girls loved it, dude. Of course. Did they? Did you get ass out of it? No, well, eventually. Yeah

Anybody on the boner club? How are people in the boner club now? The one guy we did let someone in the boner club and we used to tease No, he'd be like, dude, like Let's go because we would show a boner and everyone laugh and someone would be like, they'll be like, yups I'm so they'd be like the car's boner. Like you're so the fuck you show the fucking class But he if you knew what you're doing you'd point your boner down because that gives the best Yeah, yeah, and then you get he went boner up. Oh, he did like a little fun

He did like a little turn it like a turtle head. Just fucking right at the top of his Stood up and that's when we alerted the teacher I think the gag was like could you walk up and get it? The gag was I used to get up and get a tissue in front of the class boned up I thought that was going another way. He's like, I would come into this hilarious You have anyone in your grade school that beat off in class. Yeah. Oh, yeah, probably a couple kids are fat in class I think I talked about

All right, I talked about it with you and my one buddy claimed that he he came from doing the thigh Slamming his thighs against like seventh or eighth grade and he was like, dude, I jizz so hard I was like, that's such a weird fucking flex and I know that didn't happen That is like diplomatic immunity. The slow kid defense You're just start fapping it. It's like you can't do anything about it. He's got clearance. Yeah, he's got clearance Yeah, it doesn't work now. It's like you back then you'd be like, I have dyslexia Is that a cure at all? Dude that was you can fully fap in the 90s in the class

You get a phone call your parents be like, I had to do that Is that how they'd react? Why? Matthew, why? That would not happen. Yeah, I was gonna say I know people who fap didn't look at least attempted to fap in class Yeah, I don't know who completed only the baddest kids completed a fap in class I don't know if you how do you I don't know if you want to complete you want to complete No, do you want a sheet rock? I fapt the shoot dude. I fapt to kill. I mean

First of all, you're kicking off. Why are you doing it just to get like halfway when I was an eighth grade kids Hallways in my school. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well kids fucking. Yeah. Yeah, they were cool. They were awesome I was one of them Finger popping in the seventh grade. I would check though. There's a couple of like wings at our school where I'd go by Gotta get the look. What are you doing over there? These are just checking. Fuck it I'm like a hallway monitor Yeah This guy may wound up Montgomery and Jamie Lee. They got caught

Having sex on the stairwell by a teacher. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, that's pretty bad. How does the teacher break? Yeah, how does that happen? You gotta go Because then you see then you see a kid's bone. Yeah, you see an underage kid's boner. Yeah, and you're like, well I didn't know what to do. It's just like man. You gotta hope the yelling spooks them like, hey I'm like, you know, I mean when I made a film Do you think they go in? Do they flash the lights in the hallway? Like, hey guys, we're coming down That'll not be boners out in this fucking hallway. What are they like? Oh, excuse me. Are you are you guys having sex right now? Stop

That's pretty big you want out and you're just like That's a sick in school suspension though. If you're sitting there with your other roughians. What are you in for? Like, yeah, fuck that Fucked. Yeah, would you fuck pal? What are you tardy My fucking boner dude. Look at this guy. Also just having that conversation like that hell like that's cool It's cool. That's cool. Thank you in the hallway. Oh, dude. Did you imagine if you're like, can I finish? You're like, look, give me a minute, dude. Yeah, yeah, you heard the teacher with that like broke Bro cock block

Oh, dude, did you imagine being a teacher walking in a hallway right as some guys like Oh Blowing a load that would be the worst thing you could ever see and you walk back. You're like, all right. So in 1492 That would be like though in combine. They had the grainy footage and they go by like the libraries. What's happening? They ended up getting them They show clebold hair. It's like He's like, sorry. Sorry. I have to walk away like that's a good move for the kid to just never stop coming like hey stop Could you imagine a loudcomer in a

Teacher fighting There's a ghouls But the teacher's got to go. Yeah, like you go back to class. He's like, all right guys, uh, the spanish armada I don't know what it's not. That's a tough foundation. Yeah, that's gotta piss some teachers That's a tough foundation, especially for the girl to build off like I was a hallway sex girl. Yeah, dude That would be just I don't know why that would slightly be like that guy He's a titan of the industries now It's a hallway. So I was a hallway sex girl

That's probably a whole feature at fc n island too. It's like you want to relieve your glory days Going to this hallway and fuck He had a custom built high school custom built High school stairwell. No those those uh those politicians never saw high school sex in the stairway Can you imagine coming home and giving your dad that suspension paper? It's like, dude And what happens you break your arm from high-fiving You got a paper if you got suspended. Yeah Yeah, I got I got papers on phone. Oh, yeah

Yeah, the the politicians that went to epsions island. I think they relieved all their sexual attention by having like draco Malfoy battles They would just sit there. He would go in the hallway and they my father could just take you my father could sue your father into oblivion He'd be like, oh fuck My father's more powerful because he just comes over That must be so sick, dude. You're that powerful where your son just dominates his peers What's the status of the island? I think it's up for sale

No, I mean like where like who owns the island. I mean, I'm sure it was like it's got to be in a territory or something like that We should buy gana took it. Yeah, let's all chip in and buy epsions island, dude Oh, there we go. Buyers do have their eyes on epsions. I mean, it's Never know that's good. Real I bet it's a great island though. I bet the water the island didn't do anything the land It's good land. It's good. Yeah, it is good. Real you get to keep the kids No, yeah, what is it? Dude, what if you had taught it by still there the boats never never they never left It's like when america left afghanistan all the weapons are still in the island. It's called little st. james

Yeah So it's a virgin island. Yeah, not a virgin realm I wonder who Wait the guy hold on a second. It was charged arch coming So steven hawkins visited the island. Whoa, dude. Damn. He was a guy. They said, uh, someone Yeah, a researcher of string theory. It's like, yeah fucking rope theory, bro Dude, that's sick. You imagine him coming off the fucking cruise ship to just head nodded just like I'm about to blast in a nutshell

The first James other visitors draw. He's got spinners on the wheel. He's like get off our hair Oh, so eppsteins the reputation under eppsteins ownership So apparently they call it. Yeah the island of sin pedophile island and orgy island island of sin is great orgy island Orgy island pedophile. That's a branding issue. Maybe you want to you want to go that bad? Sin island sounds awesome orgy island even better pedophile island Oh, yeah, a lot of the royal family Andrew dude

Yeah, man. I mean, that's a bummer. I mean, I've been to punacana that would suck if like Five years Pedophile conna and you're like You can see it from over there. It's like we don't go over there. What if maybe they're they're all like it was a destination wedding We had a metaphor. Yeah, I didn't want to go. My friend was marrying an 11 year old Broke down we were here. What do we do? You're going to you're going you're just on some virgin island and then you just get trapped somebody takes you to eppstein That was trumps defense

That's what's happening on that island everybody like new zealand where they're like, no outsiders are allowed to go Really that church kid went and they cut his head off Yeah, that's just a big fuck. That's it. Hold it about who put his head off. You never heard about this? No Yeah, it's an island. It's an hat Yeah, it's a missionary and he thought no, I can talk to these people and these this tribe has lived there And they don't want outside people coming in. Yeah, obviously diseases or whatever else So this guy rolled up was like these guys are worried about diseases. Yeah, they'd No, they're just a tribe

Island itself is actually protected. Yeah, like it's like a Yeah, I was saying it was it like, you know, if it's like an like an old school indigenous Yeah group being like hey sars kovie too get out of here. Well, I mean, I don't know so much about that, but they are So nobody could go there in this case. You're legally not allowed to go Who's a missionary rolled up on it was like, dude, I'll get him on my side. I'll read him some ezekiel And then they come off immediately They killed him. So I was reading about this um, apparently

I guess loosely so when you talk about like tropical like Tribal people who get into head hunting and like, you know, I'm not calling these guys cannibals I don't know the deal but I was reading a book and they're talking about how When agriculture started they think that like a lot of the women were the first ones to discover it because they were the ones gathering nuts and berries and shit and the dudes were out hunting and What the people theorize happened and there's like this is reflectant mythology. There was a there's a period where women

ruled Like they had total control because they were like the ones who figured out like, oh, shit I dropped a seed in there and now it's it's sprouting. So like they didn't need they didn't really need dudes like that And they started lording over the food supply and the dudes at the time were like, what is this dark magic, dude? They're already kind of scared of girls because like humans came out of their vaginas They were already kind of like, I don't know about these guys and then women were just like Pulling pulling food out of the ground. Hmm. So then dudes became they could pull babies out of themselves Food out of the ground. We got this boner patrol

Take this lady see him sharpening his spear over there with a fucking rager Let it go. That's crazy. There's a bunch. There's a bunch of um, within these like tropical Like aboriginal people or whatever. There's a bunch of myths of the time that women ruled and what happened was Here please when women ruled And the dudes had to come in And uh, they like the dudes were just like

Chilling so that what happened was they would they would start secret societies And they'd be like, dude, the girls are fucking pulling us right now. This fucking sucks. They don't need us for anything The hunting is not good. So we need food, you know, all this stuff. So apparently they like A couple of things say that they like went and just murdered all of the women except for like the really really young girls And then led the younger girls who like didn't remember like remember anything come of age and they like just hit them with like Here's how it's always been blah blah blah blah and then like let their sons kind of marry them So they murdered all the women

And this isn't apparently multiple like uh, mythological accounts where they're like, this is fucking bullshit girls are in charge And then it was just like There was a bunch of dudes who had to just sit there and just like babies Sit like fucking three year old chicks until they were of age and be like Hey guys and the whole time just like brought them up in this thing of like Yeah, you know, here's the deal like and they came up with all these new myths of like, yeah guys are always in charge forever Uh, god is a dude and you know, blah blah blah blah pretty sick But they're saying those guys got into head hunting

So like when they had nothing to do or nothing to hunt they just started like eating each other They're like sick. Yeah pretty tight. Maybe the women should come back I don't know dude. I mean you want women to run. No, I feel like podcasts are a new way to like, um For dudes to be dudes like that your society secret society secret societies have been around since like ancient ancient times Oh, yeah, you started secret society So then what happened is they're saying like a lot of the Like rites and rituals of like, you know, if you take I don't have the Maori but people in like Australia, New Zealand like that area

you would uh They would come up with a religion just to scare the shit out of women And they would like wear the mask and do all that shit to like scare little girls and be like, oh the god's coming You guys don't do this. You'll get fucking killed blah blah blah blah blah So you control the whole population with this like made up patriarchal thing that was like God's a dude women if you step outside of the kitchen your whole family will be cursed You'll be fucked up and they did that for it apparently a ton of religions evolved like that

Yeah, where you'd have to constantly be scaring the shit out of chicks dudes would get together and be like What if we tell them this and they'd be like, yeah, I think they'd buy that So you'd fucking you would just scare the shit out of them stories and constantly keep them in fear That's how that's how dudes regain power dude One dude showing up with a weird mask like knock it off dude. This is not scary. He's like i'm telling you the five I Those guys are the guys online who are like listen here. You lonely bitch. You want a man? It's all your fault. Those are those guys now. Yeah He leveraged

Like you ever you guys know kevin sam. Yes, there there's samuels is one of those like he's a modern one at all He's a straight talk. There's guy. There's a lot of women who like what men straight talk them about why their life is a disaster And how it's all their fault. Yeah, like because you don't know about guys and how guys think Yeah, he'd be like if a guy's that into you He just won't call you You slut One of the rocketfellows tried that shit too. What to go to one of the Yeah, there's a whole documentary on one of the rocketfellows. They tried to get onto it

He went to it and there was all this is crazy conspiracy theory about what like, I don't know You know what happened, but I think they just you know lopped his head off immediately Every time I think about there's pictures of him like there's pictures of those people I don't know what they were doing, but like somebody Some kind of news journals found them doing the rituals They were taking pictures and there was a guy in the group that looked definitely Obviously white, but this was like 20 30 years after he went missing But I mean they say a lot of people just say you wanted to escape the family

Yeah, I think his name is david david rockaphone. Davey Rockefeller. Yeah, he went to one of these islands as like a missionary And then they never saw him again. Davey Rockefeller. Is that you? I'm pretty sure it was david. So david Rockefeller. Maybe not. I just want to I don't know if it's david But it's definitely one of the rock fella. So wait, when was when was this back in the 60s when he went Michael Michael Rockefeller Mac. Yeah, just put missing rock. There it is. Michael Rockefeller. Damn. Yeah, it's crazy So that was the guy who went there's another this is a different guy. No, this was like two or three years ago Not Rockefeller. He was like 60s the like two or three years ago

There was a missionary kid who was like, I'm gonna spread the word of god with these people and make them understand How much savage is like they chopped this out of you. I don't even think you got on the beach No, he got like a little kitty part of the ocean. Yeah, they never really get past the Then the boat just like turn was like, all right Well, he made a throw, right? So he got led out and punched him like piranhas, dude. Oh, yeah Dude, that's exactly what it was. They led him out there by another boat And then they started shooting arrows at that one boat and they're like, all right This is as far as we go. You can go the rest of the way in this other dinghy. That's sick

He's like, all right, I'll do it. The lord shall they realize we're getting the fuck out of here Damn, that stinks. Yeah, man. That's that's a shame, man. Keep your fucking bullshit to yourself Hey, you know, he was he's on a mission man. It was a missionary. How far do you think he got? Uh, he didn't the missionary they got him to meet like on the shore He made it to the shores dude. He got to say the lord's prayers. I don't think he did. He probably said some agenesis He's like He said susudio, he didn't even say it from the bible He was saying genesis. It's like the ocean in norma. Do you

Float and do red waves coming up like this up. Did he make it? He probably made it For those arrows. RRP that guy, man. Yeah Yeah, as far as uh, Michael, uh, I almost keep saying rapper board Have you seen a rapper board? What's this? Oh You're fucking kids. What are you doing over there? I Go ride the board down to this island. There's some dude biting his leg. He's like, what the hell?

Get off me creep Yeah, I'm getting off you rapper board getting munched Oh, man. Fuck I gotta deal with this shit now It's pretty crazy though that they you know, they're protected and they can do that, but it's like they can munch You gotta make this. Yeah, you just tear it up and it's like they're legally loud to munch people But it's like a reservation. I wonder if maybe you could get on there I also heard a conspiracy. I don't know if it's sure or not. I heard that that

Tribe that's on there. They are indigenous, but like They had made the deal that the reason they're so bloodthirsty anybody comes there It's because there's like a missile silo or some sort of thing on the island So like the whole point is like, yeah, you can't go over there because of this like indigenous tribe But really you can't go over there Not only because the indigenous tribe that will kill you is because there's also a government base On the island that they're using this fucking tribe as a guide to like just deter people from going Tribes are robots. That's what I'm saying, dude. Yeah, trail like westworld boss. Yeah, they'll be fucking sick, dude

I wouldn't even be mad at that You imagine if you found out there was a fucking malfunction there's program the program to munch, dude If you went on an island and you were munched by a fucking piranha bot, dude, fuck yeah, dude I get in my most awesome. What are you talking about, dude? I Like fantasize sometimes like how awesome would it be like you were killed but by a cyborg by a like a I definitely think about you getting killed by a cyborg. That would be fucking awesome. That would stink. Yeah, it would stink But yeah, let's get crushed on like a car lift. I'm actually living in a fucking like awesome sci-fi No, you wouldn't even know because it would kill you so efficiently you wouldn't even like fill yeah

I said in the in the fantasy the fantasy like I'm like facing you Your fantasy it would give you the classic bad guy speech Before I kill you I'm gonna divulge all of my no wouldn't divulge anything It would just be like a like a fucking like t2 like half face with the red eye and just like you fucking It was killing you and you're the bad guy. Yeah, sure. I don't care. What if in the last seconds you two the robots That would also be pumped if some fucking cyborg came back from the future like I need to kill you because you're gonna destroy the world But I did it fucking If I found out that in the future I need to be killed by a fucking time-traveling robot

Fuck yeah, dude. This is also probably a good time to state I want to keep you guys up on the community standards for youtube If you if you you cannot mention anything negative about any approved FDA approved vaccine Okay, so I just want to I just want to put this out there guys. Were we talking about that? No, but you guys might get into this subject And I'm saying All state ordinances and did he come at me with syringes trying to tell me what you're talking about robots in the future I was like maybe we're gonna law and order mad. I'm all law and order, dude. I appreciate it again If I if I do like a small town has like an ordinance

I'm following that if corporations like hey, this is what you can and cannot talk about. I'm like, thank you Thank you for the community. Thank you sir. Thank you for giving me my parameters operate with it Wait, what is there? What does there stand on time-traveling robots from the future? Am I breaking any laws? You're you're in dangerous territory That's how someone at youtube's like mine. I like when there's just going when you're dealing with time-traveling robots You're always in dangerous territory. Dude. That's just the fucking way. It's true I just saw the scene today They released a new thing where they're going to start like just pulling people off of youtube

If they talk about fda approved phones, but if you talk about what about ones that aren't approved by the fda the bitcoin vaccine Careful in there. No, you can you can talk about they said you can talk about ones that are in trials So I don't do you know of any the bitcoin What's the bitcoin vaccine? I just made it up. Yeah, but it is apparently Yeah, but there's you can also I think you can you can mention the fact that the fda is like I think 60 funded by the pharmaceutical companies. Yeah, but that's as far as you can go

So if you guys want to cross that don't I can't follow you in there because you could get a strike down I just saw something in news the other day that said like uh That's as far as you can go. I didn't even think about any of this. I'm saying I don't know It was not like youtube youtube launched a decree youtube launched a decree So if you mention anything negative about something that's approved by the fda I feel like you're daring me I don't want to see you guys get jumbled a decree and like, you know, they said you couldn't I don't want to see you guys Get you to wait. Did you call me a pussy? No, it's approved by the fda. Is that what this is?

This beautiful spin drift grapefruit. Yeah. Also. Yeah, I know spin drift spin drift. I talked to spin drift They approve everything we say all of our views spin drift is like, yeah Was this the same seltzer used on epstein's island spin? Sponsor for the summer Okay What are you doing this summer if you drink this you're not a pedophile pedophiles drink like what is this? Seltzer not endorsed by pedophiles Spin drift, but yeah, yeah, I didn't want to deviate all the conversation

I just want to give you I want to let you guys know because you're all podcasters You might you're all podcasters You might be talking to be like, I don't know about that Madonna Like now, you know, you know, if you even say those words they could strike you down. Thank you matt I like say I appreciate you heard that, you know, like Nicki Minaj came out as a recklessly Yeah, he's talking about her cousins balls exploded. Oh, what get down here about that. Oh, yeah, that's yeah You his balls became inert so big and they became so large that they stopped working Okay, so

That beacon of fucking information that fucking just smart ass. Well, I don't you know Look, there was that whole other thing that happened at Carmines, dude Right now, I don't know where to stand on this. You guys do know niggas. Obviously keeps our brain in her ass What do you think about the car? Shit, what do you think about the cancel Carmine situation? So there was uh people from texas Two young black women who went and they got into a restaurant and then their bros like some dudes join them But they didn't have vax cards

Yeah, so they got into a tussle and one of the waitresses who was tussling with this party allegedly Said a very bad word Technically, I believe it was the I believe she said the n word so the asian hostess said the n word insult and claims that shows assault was Unprovoked. Yeah, so and that's yeah, so the guys and that that was the waiter the guys uh the owner's defense was like Dude It was an asian waitress. It's like Yeah, what do you try and blame her on her accent? No, no, no, it's number 23. We got an asian waitress

Sometimes asian waitresses sound off He's like you're coming with poor fried rice, too Can confirm that's we asked him to get a strike down now, dude. What well? I guess you could attack. I guess an n word saying asian waitress I guess you could fight back like that her saying the n words her red laser beam and you could be like I'm like fight back with that to her just to try to cancel out her n words. Hey lady. You can't see that It's not a proof. Oh, yeah, that's the video dude So and right now black lives matter is coming out against vaccine requirements

So now I'm like, I want to I want to follow all local Vaccine requirements are fucking gay Are they the fucking government required vaccine requirements fucking gay nazi shit literally it's a chance for elitism. I mean That's that the end of the episode. Is that it? Are we done now? Do you not think that lemair in this group would have been like, you know, it's gay Look, look, he's got basketball. No, they're basketball shorts He's that skinny sag got the skinny sags. Hell. Yeah, skinny sags. Lots of peace skinny sags getting up in there, dude Yeah, you got boner. Yeah, so he was there

I mean, I wasn't there, but apparently that asian lady just went off, dude So they were trying to get in the asian Look at the cook. Yeah, he's trying to save her life. Damn that turkish guy with the ponytail definitely said the n word at least 10 times Damn, dude, I guarantee everyone in this video is saying the n word What's happening over there is like So wait a minute. So they were trying to get in they were going to the restaurant and yeah, they were like They had their cards. They had their cards. Oh, so dudes came they're like, where's your cards? And they're like, we don't have it and that's what that's when the talk started kind of like the fuck this is bullshit

Bitch, we just got out of the well apparently 27. I think it's 27 percent of young black new yorkers are vaccinated from like 18 to like 34 Wait a minute. Why wouldn't why was there even an argument if the The couple or whatever showed up and gave the vaccinated card because they're already used didn't have them And then I think someone yelled like that your cards are fake. Anyway, blah, blah, blah Yeah, they're not hard to uh, yeah, they're not they're not hard to fake. Well, that's a fucking serious crime though

Oh, yeah, I mean, I would also I think we have to live in the sheer No, it's not even the xerox It's so there are certain places certain bars that you do not need to have the card physically with show pictures You just show a picture of it, which is also fucking crazy because you can photoshop shit on your phone Like all the time. Yeah, dude, it's very easy to do and then every one of that bars at risk Sure highly at risk if one person and then that's when n words are flying immediately I'm gonna public establishment and I find out that there's one person in there who's not vaccinated I'm taking their fucking when I work the door. I'm gonna tackle them. Dude. I'm gonna be like it

I'm gonna I instantly I don't know what it is. I turn into like an australian, please And I just go right at their face If I'm in a bar with an unvaccinated woman and I find out you'll snook it. I'm gonna smash I'm gonna make the scene from Goodfellas What was that movie you shut the door? Yeah bronx tail You can't leave dude. I'm gonna beat the hell out of these black women And I'm gonna say anything I want That scene would be so much better

If they took out chas palm and terry and bikers You guys not respect the rule of lobbied law Corporations worked hard to get this law into existence They paid millions of dollars to pass this bill and you guys are going to fucking not respect it I'll fuck you up lady. I feel like black people are only getting vaccinated when they have to like for their job Like when they're like, we ain't gotta get fired. That's what everybody's doing. Oh, no, dude. There's a white No, you're actually I take that back. You're absolutely correct white people are the they're the most vaccinated Yeah, they're the most like it's a chance to be elite

Is it a chance to be elite? There's so much elitism attached to having a vaccine. Oh, yeah, bro. You're careful So it's a chance to be elite to have the vaccine. Yes, but it's free and anybody right now. It's free. Yeah It was free when I got yeah, but they're gonna put the boosters out for money Also, I think I think someone forks. I don't think it's free free. I think tax payer dollars Okay, so like when Pfizer's like we're sending two million more things of it over to like some other country Everyone's that's so nice. They're getting a couple billion dollars. Yeah, they're going I'm just saying I didn't pay for it and I won't pay for it. So you are paying for it. How am I? Man, oh my god. Oh, shit. Yeah. Taxes. I don't pay

My taxes I don't pay Dude, I'm I will report that Also, that's not FDA approved and let me tell you when I look at a fake ID. No matter what I pay more I pay more but whenever they tell me I owe. I'm like, here's 5% extra I love the job you guys are doing keep fucking, you know, keep writing these bills and keep, you know, help Yeah, I tip the other You slide a little something in your return like that for you. Here's a Christmas bonus See that that's a Jackson. You know

Take that out of the debt What's that come down to Come on, Tommy. It's still nine trillion dollars. Yeah, dude. I'm telling you guys. Yeah, just be careful. All right. You're on the podcast You're the one bringing it on I was talking about time traveling Killed by Robocop. You're like, yo, you know, you can't say I mean, dude, does it not link? No, you guys might be come fucking Robo boss

Obviously, you can't say that you're gonna definitely get killed by Robo. I already look like a dude like in Robo god That would like show up in an alley with just a knife You want some? Android piece of shit. Yeah It takes your clothes You have an outfit on that terminator would want if terminator came out wearing an extra You gotta be careful. Yeah, you gotta be careful the way you dress a robot from the future might want that I'm like, well

Take your clothes off. I was like, well, he's like, I like those jeans. Yeah, what's the bonus situation? 32 30 that means like if he did take uh, basketball shorts and skinny sags Terminate Skinny sags terminator would be the worst way to go. I've been sent from the future to beat up black ladies Outside of new york restaurants. They're programming with one word I am taking the form of an asian waitress to create ambiguity around the situation The press will not know what to do with these these women walking like they own the place. Oh god, they're Asian women sat in work all the fucking time. They might be the most. Yeah

Fucking think they own it. They think they're Puerto Rican or something Coming up from a personal experience Yeah, well, it depends if it's like a Cambodian Then you're like Okay, out of all out of all the Asians, which ones get the green light to say the Cambodian louse Why why why why layo and filipinos to hang with like a fucking like lousin or Cambodian filipino I get I mean, they're still like a civil war going on Yeah, if you have a civil war going on you can

See In china filipinos get treated bad There's still people over in those woods. I think it's nom They pulled somebody out of there like 10 years ago. He's like, wait, it's over. Damn it. I swear to god Well, finally, I just wanted to let you Yeah, maybe Pacquiao causing a civil war in the filipines. He hit well He's called he was trying to run for the current president over there. That guy's a fucking Is it worth it to filipines?

Uh, I don't know his name but that the guy Yeah, I think it was he had the death squads that were going out for gay people and drug uh drug Thursday was doing drug guys and try and you could go up there as an independent bounty hunter and shoot drug dealers Yeah, it's a dog. It's a dog was doing dude. Wait, dog's on the case right now. Dude. He is He showed up to the one house. They checked out Billy Don. He's like, he'll be here for me This is the one thing that got him. He was in a dog was like sad because his wife died He was like, there's only one thing that I can fix. I'm going to go fix the filipines He's no thing I can get him out of the filipines

He's crossing Mexico on time got into hot water. Yeah, we want to talk about breaking laws, dude Yeah, he went over there with his fucking bare mace. He brought his dude back. Cowboy boots He brought a dude back. I think from Mexico. It was a big deal, but it was the wrong dude season three He's like get over here. Dog always gets this guy. No, he doesn't dog always gets this guy He hasn't gotten laundry yet. He hasn't got laundry, dude He's never gonna get that guy still missing. Yeah, dude dirty laundry will be gone Why do they call him dirty laundry? Dirty work. Do you think you're you think dirty laundry was faxed? No, I think you did it

I think he's in the Philippines. Do you think that's what they're arguing about? She's like, I just don't fucking trust it. All right. I don't know Dude, if that they've released so many other harm that they're trying to do a video and she brought it up He's like, you know, I can't post this Wait, listen, bitch, if you don't do anything, it's FDA approved. You fucking whore Yeah, they're just sitting out like a sunset at the Grand Canyon. She was like 27 of FDA approved things Blackbox, he's like, shut the fuck up lady. Come on. We're trying to do an hashtag fucking fan life You're talking about black box warnings on things that got FDA green light After they allowed FDA funded

The lady was like 27. I think it was like 27 things were getting approved a year Before they signed the bill that let the FDA get funded by the drug companies that jumped up like 72 per year That lady was probably citing that statistic like an idiot on youtube And they're probably like speculating over how she died. Shut the fuck up. Don't talk about that. Do you want to get us fucking? You're gonna ruin our Dog showed up Dude and look up the de dimer test They'd cut dogs head off immediately if you went to the Philippines. Oh, dude. Hell yeah, dude. Fuck him up

Where is Scott? No way, dude. They would respect the shit out of them. No, they wouldn't. All they had to do was run on sand Do you know what I mean? Cowboy boots gonna be like Cortez in the Philippines. They see that long fucking blonde flow It's cowboy boots. Like, dude, if that was what Cortez looks like, what would we call this haircut? Were you calling dogs haircut? The cheap the indian or the head dress. Oh, it's a head dress. Give me the head dress. Hold on Yeah, he's like it's like poison. He's like a hair metal, man Yeah, dude, imagine that you're just like you're like smoking black tar heroin on like a crack Like Filipino sidewalk in an alley. You see the bounty you see dog come through and you're just like, oh, yeah

My days are over. He's gonna talk about the bible. Yeah, dude. It's all he does You ever heard about the lord? He's a big lord, dude. That's all he does He catches meth heads in hawaii and then tries to talk about god with a lot of meth in hawaii By the way, so much. Yeah, well, dude. I'm telling you I went to hawaii years ago and I was like What the fuck's up here and I googled it and I was like, oh bad meth problem. Yeah, the locals there pretty fucking Yeah, they're all mean. They're mean, dude. You don't say pretty mean. Yeah, they're not welcoming to outsiders I don't get it. I don't understand why island people will be pissed off of white people coming there I don't understand. You're gonna miss a silo on hawaii, you're gonna miss me. I mean, dude

It's like I think they're still allowed to keep like do we let them do like their queen of england thing there? No, where they get to do like no, they're an official state. They're a state Don't they get to have like their like royal family kind of set up queen of england. I think they try to store Oh, you mean like the rock and his dad I'm pretty sure that's like the whole family Storm the capital one time a hawaiian like tribal guy This is the big pineapple Like it's like spongebob's house six. Don't fuck. Come on, man. Come on, man

That's are you saying that the capital hawaii is like spongebob's house? That's there's got to be an ordinance against that. I gotta I gotta consult with you That is not FDA approved. Why would a pineapple be that because their national anthem is Hi, hi kids It's a drunken sea captain His tombstone was absorbed in yellow and That's what you might be hawaii royalty. Laverre. I'm a hawaii king. Yeah, I'm telling you, dude I think a guy tried to like storm the capital of hawaii and everyone's like, uh

Are you done? He's like, I'm taking it back. It's just one guy. I think he had a couple boys with him a couple methods It sure was a hawaiian Wasn't just a met up dude. I should I shouldn't laugh. You should have you know hawaii you have hawaiian in you I could no. Have you ever done that the agenda thing? No, I'm afraid No, 23 of me. Yeah What are you afraid of if you're a male or a female? 23 Yeah, what are you afraid of for 23 of me? What if they like yeah, what are you afraid of they keep it?

It must be they do they do it. That's a whole it's a whole thing. Thank you. Yeah, that's the thing Every white person is Scottish and maybe a little German. That's a You're from Africa No, they give black people a bullshit readout Brittany compared it to two of her friends. They had like the exact same breakdown. It's like they gave them the generic Yeah, they gave him the generic. He's like, oh black. They hit lemair later. Like you're french and asian You ever noticed lemair actually means McRib. They just send back like we don't know Yeah

Big question. You ever see how like on those old ancestry shows on pbs when they get the black people So I was like you were you were zulu king. You were a zulu warriors. Yeah. It's like every black person could be like Well, yeah, well the alternate is not a great answer Like wow, what would you take it through luking or something else? What do you want? It's like, you know, your family was really annoying back in the day I don't want to say they were those people Dude slaves sold slaves. I mean, I don't know. Africans sold slaves. Yeah. Yeah, we know. Okay. Yeah Everyone who listens to this podcast is well aware

You're right. We're right. You're right. I mean we can talk about that. Um, we don't have to I was just trying to do a goof That is a fun. Goof. It is Stop me if you heard it black people although, dude, it was You know back in the day that It was a hot commodity. It was a hot That had gone on for fucking ever that had gone forever Just imagine the slavers like they're a hot commodity right now

Jesus Christ, they're so like hot cakes these slaves you find out like the dudes in your neighborhood are worth more now You're like, oh, the price of dudes in my neighborhood went up So they opened up this slave shop down the street This is bullshit. I used to get my slaves over there. You're sitting there like what should I do? Someone brings in it's like a Starbucks over here. Oh, sweet dude. The economy got simulated Now, you know what? I only get local glee groans I only get the local slaves These corporate slaves are the worst

You know what they break in three days We got to return them You imagine samsung slaves slavery is one thing but let's We'll joke about like a samsung That was the real It was very similar Where are we at right now hour and 10 Let's cut it off. Go to the god damn page. Get the hell out of here. Yo, panties in the mouth

Panties in my pockets, please feel this shit. Yeah, weed. I'm a weed guy now. You freaked it. Well, yes. I thought we already caught Yeah, let's do it. Fucked it. Fucked it, bro. You fucked it, bro Yeah, that's it. Let's go on the page and subscribe to the youtube. Yeah, dude. Come on. Let's go