Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 379 - Hogs Gone Wild (feat. Tommy Pope)

Episode Date: January 19, 2022

Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support Stuff Island @ patreon.com/stuffisland Yo0o00o00o0o. wuts good. Fresh mf cast for you jokaz. The D.A.W.G.Z. are joined by italian friend of the cast Tommy Pope. We talk pigs, hollerin, yeezy, and much more. Tommy co-hosts the podcast Stuff Island with our other friend turd. Also we back on YouTube .... 4 now. Praise be. Please enjoy. 

All right, we're live Sean. Why don't you grab a seat here? We're here with my roommate Tommy my adult roommate Tommy Pope My male adult roommate. It looks like we're visiting our old grandfather It's not that you're seeing so embarrassed about I don't know why it's good It looks like he's sitting in like a dunk tank. He's very uncomfortable Just relax Producing bro, I don't very relaxed right now. I know I could tell it's producing so chillin, bro The fuck's up with you. So very for the camp ready for the camera. What's dark in here?

Production stinks Right before we started for the camera cut on I was like Oh, hey guys, what's going on? So how have you been mad I haven't spoken to you dude, I've been fighting the effects of It's I'm telling you I loved I loved to have been like out my plan was to be like I'm fine. It's just I keep coughing Dude, I got it. It was fine, but that's fine. That's what I wanted But here's what happened dude. I there was there's been a development

There's been a development. I've been researching treatments because you know, there's no treatment for really Yeah, there's no protocol for outpatient treatment. Yes, you know, take the thing You know, hopefully it works can't really speak on it. I don't want YouTube fucking, you know I'm talking about there's no outpatient treatment that I know of you can do Okay, I look some stuff up and apparently in the papers dude in the literature. There's promising stuff about cannabinoids I just saw a headline. I said, you know what cannabis? Yeah, so I said, you know what because it you know Man, you smoke weed, right? Or you do much? I don't I don't really smoke that much anymore. However now that I have that much Like I will smoking specifically. I don't I was more of an edible dude for a while and then how often are you high off your ass?

in the last couple months really Maybe like once or twice. I can oh in the last couple months. You got high once or twice a lot Yeah, like I mean like A little bit a little bit high 15 times. Okay, not bad. That's nothing. What's that 10 milligrams? Yeah, well, you know or the pen just kind of puffing away on the pen Well, I just gave me free 50 milligrams if you want one 350 no 350 milligrams who give him to this is dealer You're a dealer. You know, I got a guy edible deal. I have a dealer. I got a dealer. I got a muscle guy What guy I can't get you fucking I can't get you a gun in 25 minutes

Had a dealer for years you get a secret deal. Well, I know about some dealers Yeah, I knew there was some contacts in other departments and it expanded into the mushrooms Oh, and he gave me a free, you know, the freeze-dried Air-sealed yeah, he's like try these that always impressed me Matt had it Matt had one of those things the way when you saw me seal things The ceiling the package. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I saw that. I saw this guy's mushroom pills. I need a new batch Because I started doing the two three to five a day. I'll get you You're doing every day you're gobbling I did it I did it for two weeks. I did three to five you gobbled You got to take days off, dude. Oh, you do. They're gonna stop working at all. Oh, what do you do?

You did the bottom on protocol, dude one day on three days off I don't fucking know. Are you the Stamets stacks? Stamets stacks five days? You either do bottom-on or Stamets you fucking idiot. No, I recommend I recommend the bottom-on protocol There's no directions on the bottle a gamey bottom-on protocol and that's three on one off two on or no one on two off Fucking eyes are burning It's like Look, I'm in a fucking coal mine. Yeah, it's a fucking we're working at a diner. Yeah, there's no no

Cheese in frame. Yeah, we gotta get smiles when he gets a piece of meat in his head But yeah, are you still sick? I feel I feel better now This I'm telling you dude. So I was doing some research. I'm going through the literature Deep comprehensive analysis of a literature like we all now we all do deep comprehensive analysis, of course sure I can't read more than one paragraph So yeah, I'm really trying to read a book this weekend. Did you really what'd you read three pages went to bed? I couldn't even read Rogan's post like, you know, I had sometimes yeah two or three paragraphs I'm like, what is this? I forget what I already started reading. Don't you dare disrespect my best friend?

Don't you fucking know that's so funny that I was telling him like the road you share one clip like In like three short months to his first episode was like very quiet and nervous a little bit last episode was like shut the fuck up, Joe You're pissing me off Now he's up Rogan's ass now Rogan's dude. That was a joke. That was my best friend. I was doing I was doing shut the fuck up It was hilarious now you're exactly right though the first time I did Rogan's I was like Crabs world it was a textbook craps world remember the first time you did comedy podcast way back when and like I'd be on like, you know, somebody's podcast and I just sit there and be like should I time my head was like should I talk now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, this would be funny about that thing, but that was kind of long ago. They said

the whole time like Go back and listen to you're just eating cheese and a smoke Listen to how we Listen how we used to talk if you listen to an old episode. We changed the way we speak Yeah, when we first started to be like dude, I was thinking about Thing about this thing every time I catch an old clip I listen to it I usually go on the toilet and I go We sound totally right. It's not like it. I sound like a fucking idiot. We both sound like complete fools. What do you seven years ago?

Probably six or seven years. Yeah, I think so. Geez time flies Having crippling anxiety When every week is the same yeah, you do a podcast what the fuck did I say time flies we think you're actively destroying your life Blackout every night I forget half half those seven years. Yeah, I was getting banged up I had to I took it east this weekend. Did you really and I didn't have fun What I had to do stand up without drinking You got to do it. You gotta have one or two beers. That's right. That's what I said Doesn't do anything to your body two beers two beers is the medical limit the doctor say yeah, that's the stuff

That's good for you. That's in the literature. Yeah, like drink three glass of wine. It's good for the polyphenols It is I think about that. I heard that study got funded and I heard that study big wine I think well, I heard it. They found that they're like, yo We arrange the data in a way that makes it look like if you have two drinks It's good for your health and like they pitched that study to alcohol companies. They're like you guys want this info Yeah, we'll sell you this well. I believe it. So I trust the science It's not like, you know could be could be the case. I'm not drinking like Russian booze wine. Yeah, could be the socialization aspect though

So the what maybe just like the fact that people who drink hang out and have pals. Yeah, that might help you true significantly Yeah, but unless you get hammered and fighting everybody every night I So I I tried not to drink this weekend in Tacoma, Washington was that a little jab at me for our Temperature. Oh, not at all. Not at all. But the temperature conversation has been slightly slightly solved even though I'm sure you don't believe me Yo, every once in a while Tom will crank the thermostat up as far as it goes It's to activate the water tank Tom believes and I I'm not saying you're wrong. Well, I am saying you're wrong now. I Wasn't sure so or it's an old shitty place. So the thermostat the whole way up. It just means on okay

Either the either the radiators are on or off. There's it doesn't matter. That's that was the old way of thinking I gotta lay it out. I came in I said here's some new theories and I was crucified last night Yeah, okay, dude, I came in here last night and it was it was a sauna. It's nice. It was having a good time Piping high for three days. I adjusted my body temperature the temperature internally. You got plant. You got plants Me the girls get it good when she's on the road, dude Even the pet dude, even the plants are back there sweating like it was he did bring that up. It was like the plants It's gonna be me in the plants Just like mushrooms gotta give him three days good. I hear you two days not sure

So I came in and it was I was like in my head I was like, I know the thermostat's the entire way up because I was like this has been an ongoing discussion Whether it's on or off or there's some levels to it. Yeah, I'm more of a there's some levels to a guy You think it's a continuum. Yes. So I came in. I think it's a spectrum. So I came in I said In my mind, I was like the thermostat's the entire way up this place is 900 degrees. I walk over check Of course the entire way up. Dude. I was like, dude, it is so hot You have to do what and then it was so mad that I then I said it was too hot Because it was I don't think it was but maybe my body adjusts

You guys just have like a dial. No, that's it to a hundred degrees I'm telling you it didn't man I've been here for fucking eight years nine years and never has that thing adjusted to a certain temperature until today when I show I'm till this morning when I said here's how it works. I'm talking about so upstairs doesn't activate your fucking head Doesn't activate until you get to like yes 72 and that is true and the upstairs neighbors we control their heat So they would text us and be like a certain number on there. They can't turn their heat on in. Yes So once yeah, it's a fucking hundred-year-old building

I know someone who had something like that and then the Pico came out of whoever came out change No, they were like you don't have to pay Like your electric bill at all What you know if they didn't have to pay for heat you probably don't well they not supposed when there was an Irish bitch in the basement she She started lumping all her shit together and I was getting a real high bill I'm like, I don't think you're splitting this up three ways and turns out that Deggo was he was getting in my Man was fucking me over. He probably saw a young Italian probably to take a little bit Let's go back to the the battle there was a battle last night. It wasn't much of a battle

There was no listen. We're very good with showing our chest And moving on yes, Chris not good Chris. No, he will elevate you guys bare teeth at each other last yeah Now we just two alphas respecting each other stance. Yeah, you say a couple things gritted teeth You show eyes like this. I hear you And it doesn't it doesn't elevate because it's like talking to your dad going I got it the messages is there I don't have any other ill-will feelings. I don't have a hidden agenda I'm not a passive-aggressive bitch if I had an issue there. I could be like wait. There's one. Well, I am sometimes It was a bit of a passive-aggressive shot at O'Connor

Well, he's not here. So I can't yeah Will elevate something and I'll say This also helped the tension this built the tension Tom's been chilling for a couple days no roommates When you're chilling by yourself, no roommates the second someone walks in the door. You're just like 100% all right, so he's upset now. You're in my vibe. I just flew across the country all day Landed on a tarmac had to sit there for another hour for some de-icing bullshit Then I have to go wait for my bag for another fucking in 45 minutes because JFK's a nightmare So then I get into the house and it's 900 degrees

So we're both we're both coming in with a little extra fucking It's just me here. I can fix the temperature really quickly and then I give you the road and you got your time. Yeah, I Fixed the temperature. I Was handed the remote. I turned it off. I said I'm going to bed How's it how's the temp go now that there's like a new understanding about well, we'll see This is yeah, so this morning I got up usually when you don't burn the house down. It's a lot easier to Yeah, yeah, I said it correct shout out GF And I showed I said look I said it to like 70 you can see it's on it's not

Pumping but it's on yeah, and then we shook hands It was like if two bears actually I'll tell you what this behind us, you know, I made a smart remark about it, but there is it there is Somewhat of a joy of living with an adult at this age because you really do learn a lot about life And you learn patience in many ways that you can then take it into your next relationship where you live with a woman When you finally settle down with a woman, yeah, no, you'll just be like dude my that was nothing what I was dealing with A hundred you're just gonna be like I lived with six women. Yeah, dude It's it's not this rules

It's smoking mirrors, dude You guys are having like in a disagreement between between men you go if you're doing like I'm gonna move in with I'll take some of what I learned with like adult men and move it towards women Doesn't apply does none of it applies. Yeah, you're going to it's just Fantasy realm dude. I am with a man as opposed to a woman. How good I just go. Yeah, it's my bed, dude I was fucking yeah, I was out of I was out of my pocket last night. Yeah, there's like a law There's a law that states that like not like a it's more of like a you know, like a law of the universe like physics laws Like it's like six women plan something and do it two of them are going to like fucking freak out

They can't play We're going to Nashville. They can't plan a trip for more than three of them will be like it's too expensive She knows I'm short on money. Yeah, right that bitch is doing this on purpose You can't plan a thing for seven if you have seven chicks like all right, all you guys go do the same thing go It's just like who the fuck did she think yeah? Yeah, she had to wear those shoes. She knows I wanted those Sean can you do me a kindness? Can you fix me up a nice meat and cheese cracker? Look at the draw. I'd like to see what you come up with here. Okay. It will be critiqued Oh

Salamis for adults Here's what I was thinking that I didn't get to talk about last podcast Right when we got done that night. I watched the Kanye West Which one was you were jammed out bro three times It's actually really good. I was Thank you Sean except when he comes in this fucking space. Don't say this I'm gonna save that Spitting your fucking face. Oh, uh, what I made that for you. Hold on one moment. I'm telling a story because this is a podcast

Like Chris, he's not gonna talk through his open mouth rather. So I put on the Kanye I want to take back every negative thing. I've said about Kanye. He's a genius. It was His his concerts on Amazon. You can watch it. Yeah, it's the one that was like free Larry Hoover that concert There was that one at the LA Coliseum. It's Start to finish phenomena. It did change him dude. He had his hood up I was watch dude. I was well. I was so happy to watch him He looks at me and goes he pauses and goes dude. This is like Motivating yeah, it's so good. Well, here's what's motivating about it's a guy who's mentally unhinged

He's like I'm done taking my medications. They're fucking me up. Everyone's like this guy's an idiot his wife's leaving him She's fucking some other guy. I was disappointing and he just goes out and puts on the best concert I've ever and every song was a hit It was just every one of his hits every one of his hits It wasn't new music. He was screaming dancing the whole time running around. It's so good The only problem is that the smoke machine doesn't stop. Hopefully it was like this apartment. I like the smoke It's just non-stop. It's visually stunning for sure It's visually stunning would smoke out the first. It's like being too low at UFC. Not you. Yeah, true

It's because my best friend's taking me to the heavyweight My best friend's taking me to heavyweight fight not a big deal. That rolls dude. You just do this do the Terrors go down It's the best I gotta see it. I tried watching it and it was the They're filling in. Yeah, they fill in with like a procession of gospel singers for a long time Of course, he fucks that part up, but then it wasn't I was watching it with Maya like a two-year-old and the whole time I was like, let's get this part. I was like, yeah kept going. It's like 25 minutes It is long, but then you get to it and it's dude to everything. It's a

Everything Did he talk about Pete Davidson? He does not talk about Pete Davidson, but he talks to Kim several times That's the one where he's like Every song is like at her. He's gonna get her back dude. He's gonna get her back He's gonna get her although he's chilling with that new chick. Why does he want her back? He's got uncut gems Julia Fox Yes, I thought about that If you lessen this to regular world people, right? If your girl and these you guys split she went somewhere else like I

It's there very few people in the world that you I wouldn't just be like I can't go back to that You fucking animal Hey, I don't know man, I think there's Get a new one, you know Yeah, but there's something there's something about dating a Kardashian right now It's hot to date a Kardashian. Yeah, it's they've become like human It's like doing a Rogan doing a Rogan spot and getting a bump like he's already passed the point where like it's he's done Dude, he's fucking might love Kim. Yeah, he might love her. He's got it. Well, I think he doesn't I mean

I've done some research. I saw her fool around with that Rage a guy seems like a pretty good lover. She yeah She seems like a good nice. I rewatched that a couple months ago He's got a fucking Yeah, she's she's good she blows she's good nice mouth on her. Yeah, she does good job She does do good blow just I noticed she does good at blowjobs. Yeah, I got no I got in a fight during while watching it I was texting my lady. Oh, I thought I was watching. Oh, yeah No, I was watching the Kanye concert. I was watching Yeezy. Yeah, and I Was I got an actual heated dispute with my woman because she was like Kim's Kim's more famous than him

Or is like gonna be known in ten in in the she's like in the future People will remember her more than Kanye. Stay out of it. No And I said and she she compared her to like Marilyn Monroe. She's like this generation sex symbol. That's terrible and I was like Now I think I agree with her in a way because she's coached socially and culturally changed an entire generation of fucking pigs Yeah, that was my argument. I was like it. She's she's famous for being a it's it's a detriment to society Dude, my gym is filled. You're telling me Women than Caitlyn Jenner Caitlyn Jenner's a sex symbol true. That's a beacon for

All servitive family oriented. Yes, yes, true true. She stays in her lane. Well, that was a minor blip Every girl to Jim. I mean, dude, they don't they should have Caitlyn of tea and obviously the driving capabilities But 80 I'll say 85 to 90% of every woman that in that gym that I go to Only waits around these three machines just to work ass and they do squats and they do like air squat like it's all about the ass They don't do anything. Yeah, they do the thrusters. There's no upper body There's no cardio elements and they wear like fucking makeup their hair's done. They're just little piglets in train Oh What do you say when you see these piglets fucking exactly that fucking pig

Racketball these little sluts you Trying to make a sex table of rage a just working on their fucking that's what bothered me the most of how she gained her fame What she's done to become famous. I don't like it her dad freed. Oh, Jay That was generous. That was slammed. Oh, Jay's more famous than her OJ when his stock went down big time since Jesus since the unfortunate Michael Jackson his wife OJ OJ slipped a little in the public eye Kanye's up there. Kanye's way up there. Kanye's ten like around eight nine ten. Yeah, Kanye World like the Pope he's he's laying low right now. This is him laying low easy

This is him laying low when he wants when he starts firing up the tweet He gets in the new he'll be in the new cycle. Yeah, didn't he tweet like three years ago He's looking for funding for like the sneakers idea. There's like three or four years wasn't it? That wasn't that long. He was claiming he was bankrupt from all the money. He put into it. Yeah It was like if you're a bill or you're a millionaire billionaire hit me up now. He's an idea. I know I looked it up But so is she she's a billionaire. She's sold a fucking emoji app of her like whoreface I'm sorry, I'm being critical of Kanye's Queen there's true. The only reason I don't want to disrespect her is because yeah, he loves her

That's true. There is the queen of Staten Island now true. She is the queen of Staten Island. Yeah Thanks, guys. They never want to say you were just staring at me the whole time. Sorry True we do have to respect her a new relationship if it's if it is that just that I Think it is. It's time. We start referring to like white dudes as kings, too. Yeah, I agree white kings and Queens How's it doing that I'll say I was like we need to start protecting our white Queens I'm doing it at the salary. I'm like new joke night. I'd be like, I hear something. I'm working on we need to I mean like we need to protect our white Queens if you could audibly hear people like mm-hmm Well, dude, I there's is a

And I could be wrong I could be inventing a little bit, but I I've noticed that what from what I've seen There's nothing a group of black ladies or even just one black lady hates more than like when they hear like a passing throng of white ladies having a good time Like you're a bunch of white ladies talking excitedly. You're with a black lady. They usually you'll see their faces kind of go like Real quickly like and then I went to them and then they stop and go well in their defense That's everybody if I hear a group of white women walk by That's fair. Yeah, it's fair. That's fair. Maybe I could just been projecting to yeah But I've noticed that you'll stop and they'll like you'll see their attention drift. You see them as being like Please but

So yes in Tacoma, I was sober for the first few shows and that was no good So the Saturday light show I turned it on turned on the juice Cold ones turns out I need beer In order to perform properly now, it's just because what I'm doing is new because it's all you know Start working with a doctor Closely fine like the exact I need to know exactly what my alcohol content has to be I know it dude Then you get out do quick as soon as you get off stage do the fucking like night after hang up

We're there to get the IVs. Yes, just get it right out of your system Or cold shower in the morning So I work closely it's our like blood doping and stuff just go get like alcoholics blood get a transfusion go on stage Is that what I do on stage Matt? I Was saying you would just you would all of a sudden have an alcoholics blood and you see you'd go on and just be like The homeless scream Matt sent me this video Matt sent me a video. I was on a plane. Yes, dude. I was howling laughing dude

It was so funny. Let's go ahead dude shout out Spencer. Dude spent me sent me that video. Did I had the same effect? I was in my car It was just a fucking it was a video of a homeless guy screams and I don't know what country It was like like howling. Yeah, it was like bells or something like One of those laughable fucking countries you hear about like howling like I'm the Royal Duchess of Holland. You're like They're having the Queen like March out so there's a huge crowd in this giant square Thousands of people there's a moment of silence type thing while the Queen's like walking out You don't even see him you just hear it

They know for taking care of the homeless and health care Of course all the dog brains here is scream and all the women start screaming no, and it starts to stampede 65 people got her stampede Because one of us got during the night Nobody knows. There's gotta be some just hear the scream. They definitely kill the guy like the Dutch royalties I'll be like maybe headed they probably No, I just think of this think of the power he felt Just seeing a queen walk out and you're a bomb and you're just like

I Pinnacle but the antithesis of like the juxtaposition of the Queen Ruining everything he must have felt like parading over his house. I like to think he had no idea He was just only like he was on a street like you turn that way And just fucking drop something. I was like No clues going on They were from like space because they were like Also, and everyone slowly goes like

As soon as one person carrying injured people Fucking incredible and the announcer the announcer some Dutch guy's like They're preserving their Dutch Queens, dude. Oh, I got it did it it's I Think he was gonna blow himself up. I don't know dude Why would you start running cuz it's how long they never seen home? Oh, it sounds like he's getting you gotta hear the first screen. It sounds like the guy coming hard. It really does I

They're all look they look like the old ladies that like walk around the Macy's and times that must be terrifying when we all lived in the woods One guy would lose it The one dude who didn't have a cabin made. Oh, it's just you and your family and you're like a little hovel and you're like In the Pacific and like in those War movies they show it where like you gotta be quiet and then a dude will have PTSD while he's sleeping and just freak out And they have to kill their buddy to keep him quiet Isn't that a fun thought All right, so I'm in Tacoma

Mount Rainier turn on the juice Mount Rainier Active careful, it's active I told you I could tell I When you set me down man, I started looking at Holly Alka. You better knock it off dude. Hold on My hotel room My hotel room like overlooked it and that so I'm like looking at it all day I was like this is the coolest fucking. Yeah, it's incredible But I would the whole time I was like this thing's incredible

I was it so I start googling it and looking at it Then I found out it was active and for the rest of the trip. I kept an eye on it dude Dude, I was terrified next time. I'm telling you next time around something more than like, you know Five thou big man. Is this thing active? I could probably be oh, yeah. Oh, you should be good. That was like Let's see you would say pop. It's like a week. We come Year 90 You should Came and wiped out all the old

That's what I was thinking about the whole time was every time I'd be whacking off in the hotel I'd be like I can't be that guy from Pompeii Remember the guy got frozen just for eternity holding his bird dude Every time I whacked off. I was like you better not fucking go off right now, dude Wacking off with this with the possibility with the possibility of being frozen in time. Yeah. Yeah, you got to keep this Pop especially we did it right before you're gonna fucking busted dude imagine lining up your your bus with a volcano blast All that nice. It's probably what that WAP was trying to do when you got frozen We did a guy get frozen

No, there's hundreds of bodies that were only one What just one only one they they excavated all the ash and went down into the town There's like a mother holding a child It's nuts Eternal loss well the funny thing is it's not it's not like a nuclear flash the guy that was creeping Is it really yeah Suffocated instantly there was there was yeah, there's a thing that's right the gas is nothing there's a thing I forget what it's called

But because there's snow covered when they erupt the snow gets extremely hot obviously informs this wall I forget what the fuck it's called. It's a weird name. They had these dudes. I was talking to have like school You know how we had like tornado drills or whatever. They have like drills evacuation routes for when this wall of Fucking hell comes down by boiling water. It's I got an idea. Yeah move. That's what I said Fuckin Holland I got on stage. I say why you guys live in Pompeii you fucking idiots. This thing's gonna explode some day Yeah, one day. What was the latest one that like explode like ten years ago. There was one that just went off like yesterday It was under underwater. That's fucking under water volcano. Did you see that deny? Tsunami warning

In Washington, I got a I got a did it form an island, huh did it form an island yet, but it will That's gonna be good. Yeah Here we come. Let me tell you about Mount Holly, Ocala, dude. I was up there one time What happened? Not Holly, Ocala. Is it an active? That was an active Volk nice and that we went up to the death Could you tell that's not as big as the one you're on. It's not 10 thou. Did I tell was active? Yeah, you don't wax now you got product, huh? No, it's grease. I just don't wash my hair Don't wash my hair. Yeah, my keeper was doing that for a while. Yeah, just apparently it's healthier I just don't want to wash my hair anymore. It's pointless. What am I washing it for?

You know, I don't care if my hair is greasy. You actually don't smell bad for how little you shower. No deodorant Your body adjusts, bro Summertime this is what I'm saying about the temperature Summertime started sweating the second we started talking. Yeah, I was probably sweating because I knew we're gonna get an argument As soon as you sat up to discuss the heat You It said it's not that hot What is the hot temperature what what like what's your ideal temperature and like when it's super hot in here?

No, no, no, no, bedroom. Yeah, we killed it We killed a heat at night and I keep the window open and a fan on me I like a cold as fuck but daytime daytime 72 that's too. I dude 68 72 when you walked in here. No, it was a hundred fucking degrees. I just jacked the fucking heat You're just you're just priming the pump I promise about and I forgot and I forgot to put it back down We can it must have been full blast for I need a beer at least 24 hours I

Thought it was one of those things where it was like instinctively. You're just he was just getting wife beat or weather I thought I was like an Italian reflex. Yeah, like you get like 90 degrees. You put a fucking baseball glove on you sit your apartment Joe Maggio I Thought it was like an ingrained like you know like how lizards need sunlight I thought the whops to see like 90 degrees heat put on the put on the heater. Just be like, hey The hell's going on in here. Well, I'm like dad just to get more mad at the news. What the hell's going on? My pop was item in about like 67. It could never go over 66 it's a good pop. Oh, so you're fucking your dad up. Yeah, this would fuck my dad. Oh, no, no, no, no

The problem is the back rooms are like sauna's. Yeah, there's And they have heaters in them it is dude I walked back to put my suitcase that's my room in a wall of heat When I opened the door, I was fuming and that's that's like radiant heat to the worst It's thick forced air bowls and it's right water pot on there. It's good for you. It's a humidity is the better of the heats I would say yeah, I I'll sing care. I hate it. I knew it was coming on true. There's nothing more I for real being Artificial heat bothers me so car heat fucks me up. Our heat car. He's so angry. That's the worst thing the world I hate that especially in New York now with the fuck you get like some dude from

Baka-Laka-Daka Get his car it smells like shit Like sir, can you turn it down? He's like, no Cranks you yeah I've met a smart ass motherfucker There was an there was the guy that me my brother bought the house and we bought the trap off this Irish guy He sold it to us for twenty seven thousand dollars with no paperwork I'm house. It was just like he was his crazy house in West Philly that like it was just a wild

Yeah, technically it wasn't yeah, so it was a trap house, but yeah turn to the trap, but the yeah, it was a low-key trap I was a midst trap. That's midst trap. I was I had three plants growing. We that's it. I was growing. We are you fine It's no big deal, but the neighbors know but he when he lived there. He kept the heat at like eighty six It was crazy. I was like what the fuck I walked in it. He didn't have any plants. Oh, you didn't I walked in I was like what the fuck how do people I didn't I didn't know people did that That's crazy getting in the 80s is nuts dude. He just that's how he rocked He just kept it and he was like it was that was a drafty place And you know I should start doing this you moderate the heat as you go into the seasons to get your body adjusted

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I don't you might be making it as a goof. It turns out. That's pretty fashionable stuff. That was pretty nice Yeah, he made his he designed a shirt for his flu find me. Where's my fucking shirt? He said you're gonna get me a shirt two years ago. You'll get it. Did I clean up your attitude? That's not gonna get your shirt Yeah, dude, that's crazy. Yeah lower your thermostat. I haven't had I haven't had any meat or cheese yet Everything they say the what people talk to me that tone I shut down and forget everything Sean man Now I'm gonna throw a fucking piece of pepperoni. I don't want to talk to you. This is why he's gonna eat this

I'll take a piece of meat and that's it. Just the meat. That's good meat. Wow Mmm, I like the way you do that. Yeah, it's communion. True. He does very Dude man, so I got a little something I think you're gonna enjoy Shane. What is it? I think I cracked the code do a living in the digital age Metaverse no, I haven't even once I get on the metaverse. It's gonna be a problem. I'm still working right now Uber Eats and go puff dude, you can get free stuff from both those things. What's go puff go puff is just when you Uber Eats, they're there or they're around a bunch of places. They're not here. I had an STL They're not in New York. No, I don't think last time I checked they were not in New York

That's thanks. Yeah, they're convenient. If you need like shit for me Yeah, we have 7-eleven here. Okay. Is it like a mobile thing kind of the same thing. Yeah, they'll just sell like random if you need like Snacks and shit. Yeah. Yeah I don't think it in St. Louis. It's getting said the kid a lighter, but the uh, I Ordered all this stuff. I ordered food in order to go puff. It's like 60 bucks total. I didn't have my sauce in my food I messaged the app. I was like, I'm out of sauce. I have a problem of no sauce in my food You said I have a problem as I this is a big problem made it that I was very the way he interacts with

I go very corporate it is him when it when I'm dealing with a big corporation It's him. No, I'd I'd take no quarter. I give no quarter one of the quarters, dude I don't you don't give quarter. I don't give quarter execute prisoners, dude. I idea. I'm very I'm very much like 5d chess boardroom working with like the lowest of the corporations. Yeah, it's great. I have no mercy. What's up with dude? It's like, yeah, yeah, fuck you. Yeah, I get it. So, you know, I'm not like that at all, dude, dude If I get a steak overdone, I'm just like I'm gonna show through this restaurant I'm talking about Impersonal when I'm dealing with like when they're like, oh, you can just deal with robots in the algorithm

Go to our chat. You gotta go on a website's chat. Oh, yeah, I do raise hell with them, bro I've no so do this and I'm just talking. I know I'm talking to a robot. So I was like, I didn't get sauce I have a problem. It was a big problem with my meal I'm not enjoying this. I'm very unhappy. We need to do spoke robot spoke robot That's all we need to do something about this do like we review your order. We can give you $5 Towards your next one. That's not gonna cut. I literally responded. It's unsatisfactory They say wow, we've refunded the whole entire wow and then go puff. So I have go put that was that was right before I went I got go puff on the ropes go puffs coming. There's another $35 worth of stuff to jump in the Amazon

I hit go puff. I said, I'm too tired. I want to go to bed cancel my order now and there was no response Yeah, I then I had a long string of like I have to poop and I kept Just all this crazy shit. I was hitting them hitting them hitting them Fine. I was like, this is unacceptable. Please cancel. Please get I can send it like 10 times Please cancel my order. I'm so tired and I'm sick and I need to go to bed Dude, I got the fucking order comes. I'm like, oh shit sweet order comes. I check my phone It's like don't worry about it. We got you we refunded the whole order. I think you can just get stuff for free now It's my point dude two days ago. No limit. I got a breakfast sandwich delivered

And the guy handed to me bakalaka daka. Well, I know rare and Okay So he hands it to me and I there's two coffees and I'm like, what is just some crazy racism. Yeah, I believe it Can't believe you did that Following up on the other one. So he handed to me. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It's got give me the wrong You think you're in the back of the bottom big right now Vesuvia It's a great name for a bar

We have a Vesuvius pizza, I think they do and I think in Aston there's Vesuvius. You sure it wasn't Mount Vesuvius That's crazy as an Italian name like if I like 9-11 barbecue. Yeah. Yeah Flight 93 Oh Drive our prices right to the fo 93 Yeah, fo places be playing all the time with their names. They do they do a place to be playing They're playing like don't change the name like two months in they don't give it and they'll do like some weird shit. Yeah fo show

Yeah, there'll just be a number. You're right. It'll be like fo 38 So fucking fo me fo me where the plane hit the planet God Oh, yeah, fo me on the doll where the man touched you That's good Just in case so you had a BL restaurant tours are out there. Here's some bacon egg and cheese coming your way Yeah, it was cold. I had two hash browns the guy delivered the wrong thing had to go all the way back What do you get and they come huh? What do you give you? He gave me somebody else's order. I don't see it. I was like, this is where do you order from?

Brooklyn bagel nice, yeah Even in that scenario, I was like I didn't complain and the shit was frozen Yeah, dude, that's I should have said something like well, give me something in return all you a couple free drinks Oh, yeah, do a say this is unsatisfactory. This is unsatisfactory. This is unsatisfactory Yeah, but then I have to what call or do it. Yeah, it's all on an app dude If Amazon can send you shit like I get stoned off my porch There'll be a picture of the fact that it was there. Yeah, I'm like I didn't get my stuff

That's happening and they're like dude. They'll send you it for free You just got to keep messaging the robot like here's please please they actually have If you've done that like three or four times and like a couple months you're flagged. Is that true? Yeah Definitely yeah cash in people do it. It's so easy to cash in and cool. I also think there's a price point different So like if you got delivered an Oculus and claim it wasn't delivered, they'd be like We'll look into you're getting like fucking shampoo or something regular like it's coming right back It's all about just keeping it flowing do the nickel diamond all about little wins. Yeah, mine happens like once every six months I'll get like so I'm snagged. Yeah, or they'll put it down. Yeah, we've had I've had one where they take this motherfucker

You know when they were hiring anyone to do Amazon doing the quarantine? The the guy would take a picture uploaded that was delivered and one was just like cut with a razor Because it was dropping the box. Yeah, one of the boxes had the battery. Hmm. I just why I don't think they should do this They have a battery sticker on some of the To for the delivery meant to be a little more protective, but it also What is fun? It is funny. You're like, you know back when they have Amazon still hires anyone. Yeah But there was dudes like not in uniform. Oh Having like the white bands like a

Comcast guys rolling on a Toyota Corolla. He's throwing your box up. There's a hoodie the motherfucker don't care But you're also identifying what products might be of high value. So the dude went cut it open and it was like a fucking It was like a blender There's something that got his ass. He did. Yeah, he didn't need you take it up Yeah, that's it and they sent another one right away Sure, and I took pictures of the open package after he I was like, I don't know if you could tie this into the actual delivery guy But this guy's not he's not doing it. It's not exactly what you call a company man. He's not the one Damn a little talking to you think you get some tape though

Fucking if you're gonna slit it just hit it with a little more of that tape and fucking well That's yeah, I mean he's the Amazon warehouse. You have that tape kicking around. It's the old stabbing grab, you know True you gotta get the fuck out of there. You get your blender from somebody else and get the fuck out of there Yeah, I guess you work for Amazon for like three days snag blends fucking bounce Got some blend got a nice blend II today, honey That's it Shane, what's on your radar? All the YouTube videos are watching like what's on your radar? What's on my radar? What's on your radar? Yeah

Tim no, just like a general a new show. Hey, what's on your radar? I Got nothing really I got nothing. So you drank you drank it's coma a little bit though I didn't just a couple beers couple brusquies like your microdose, but I also That that loosened me up a little to go talk to the staff like talk to everybody other than that I was literally every show I was just sitting there quietly. Yeah, it's a good one and then I did and then I'd Sucked yeah, you just got you sit there quietly and everyone they go. Oh, no, thank you. Yeah You say no thanks to everybody coming in and then you go on stage You know like that's sucked and you go sit down like I'm not gonna talk to anybody because that sucked

And then I went out to the staff the last night I like to sit in the back and watch the other guys and every every staff member was like dude this shit's been so good No, it's like yes Yes That that fired me up Then I had a fun night. Oh, so they said it. Yeah, I got some good feedback. I didn't get any feedback So he has sitting back there by myself like this sucks I told him this before when he says it was good. He crushed. Yeah, when he says it was great

It's another level. He's hard on himself. Yes, and if he says it sucks, it was great. I had a lady You are a social creature though. I did you do like to get the full I like to hear what's going on Yeah, you get you fully tap in. Well, yeah, he's not sensitive, but he is tapped in. Oh, I'm very sensitive Yeah, I mean to people's comments For sure. Well, it's admirable. You can do that. You can go into a place and you tap in. Yeah, and it's just like it's pretty sick Thanks, man. I walk in I just go and no, thank you. Well, that's what I was doing. No, thank you That's what I do. I'm satisfactory Literally sitting like I'm no thank you and I'm sitting there arguing about a salad

But no, I had a lady in the second show she's sitting in the front row She's talking the second I walk on stage She's talking and I said something. I was like, oh, there's no music. I was joking about that and she was like, well Make us clap with your talent. She said that Hotchick she's yapping the entire time. So finally I was like you got it. Please shut the fuck up. She was like She couldn't believe it. She couldn't believe that I was like you gotta stop talking. She was like, who was she with a dude? Dude, what'd he say the best so she got up. This is great. That's what I said, of course I said, yeah, you gotta check your bitch

You gotta go please check your bitch, dude Explodes every time you say that So she gets up and goes to the bathroom after I scolded her and he's I'm like, dude I'm he's in the front. It's just him. I'm talking to him like dude that fucking sucks. He's like, I know dude I'm so sorry like he was like this sucks. I'm my bad and I was like, don't worry about it. She's hot Plow through this. She'll be alright. She comes back in heated apparently somebody one of the staff Heard her in the bathroom talking to her friends like fuck this guy this guy's a fucking asshole So she comes back out heated she starts chirping again. I was like, dude

You got to shut the fuck up, please and then she's she gets up to leave and I was like what's going on? She was like you're racist and you're against women. Fuck you I was like, all right, of course at that point at that point the entire room who's all the dogs starts going wild Bitch I was like, dude, please settle down. I was like down the boys like I told the boys stand down Stand by and stand down, dude so they start spazzing and I settle them down and They leave and the couple next to them that was at the same table was like head in their hands like what the fuck

And I was like, I was like, do you know them and they were like the girl denied it And I was like so wait, they just sat you together and the the guy was like, no He was like, that's my brother and her girlfriend and I was like, damn. Have you ever met that girl before and they're like This is the first time I was like, what a loser. She is First time meeting the family Get kicked out of a comedy show and loser. Well, it's also a nice hot We talk is this why she hasn't developed a social person. Yeah, she was hot enough to not realize and I even told her She was like, you know, you don't want a woman talking and I was like, well, of course not but look to your right

I was like look to your right. There's two women quiet as church mice the entire show Like proper ladies. She was like Well, an easy thing to get them with two is big. It's understandable women come to these shows. They get excited. Yeah They don't get it sexual feelings. They start acting out. That's an easy. That's an easy. Yeah. Yeah He is normal for women to get like really horny when they see a performer working. I get fucking I go right for the right for the neck Shut the fuck up and then I start making fun of whoever's that next to yeah I'm usually pretty nice, but then I was when she was Coming in the room. It's a mothra, dude. Her hit me with a fucking you're against women. I was like, you don't know the half of it

You dumb bitch Disrupt the show that you're against women exactly you think talk. Yeah, I didn't come out here and antagonize you for no reason Yeah, it was a there's a dude stormed out too. He had to leave he stayed for a minute Then he had to leave with her. He did hit me with like three. I'm sorry, which was so great I was like, dude, don't worry about it because it don't worry about it It's not his fault as ladies. He happened like that. He was checking her the whole time It was like, please stop please time. She just kept going and then it happened again another lady got a date like a bad drunk None that would ever ruin a comedy show I would never date someone that would ruin a comedy show if somebody talk during a show

I'd be like, yo, I'll spaz. Yes, I'll lose my mind. It's literally the most embarrassing fucking thing in the world Yeah, it's like you're the only one doing this. Do you understand that there's 300 people here You're the one person less than 1% you yeah, you stink It's got to be something man that happens them where they're just like well if they're if they're a certain level hot They just they they don't have to have no idea and also up front. She was like totally up front That's another thing people like see you this close and they're like, yeah Start responding to what you're saying. Yeah, which is always that happens all the time and I'm never mad at them Sure, they're just sitting there like yeah, that is true

It's like, all right. Thank you. Please. Please stop pretending to movie. Shut your fucking mouth. Enjoy it Yeah, I mean why I've been getting lucky. I've been getting Getting people saying stuff. That's fun Like some guy recently was talking about how he like I was making fun of it'll happen failed marriages and the dude was talking about how his Like dog got sold by his mom for Adderall. Oh, that was a good time. Yeah, that's good fodder It's be like it stinks. Yeah, so your mom did that. It's a shame and everyone's like Having fun

It'll come there's a lot of averages you do enough shows you're gonna start getting some you'll get hit. It's nice It's coming. Guardian. It's Vesuvius, dude. True. It's gonna erupt one day True and there's just gonna be millions of Kim Kardashian's flowing out flying out just saying fact. Yeah That wasn't funny racist Shut the fuck shoot Sean It's old Jules this weekend. There is a quinceanera that was really loud quinceaneras will get you that was very funny There's a quinceanera going on simultaneously. Yeah, I was hosting and they were just giggling Like they're 15 right? Yeah, I've got it with two quinceaneras in my day

What I got hit with one and at the stress factory in Bridgeport and one at The stress factory in New Jersey Were they in the room there though? Yeah, dude the stress factory in New Jersey one was the one show was anybody were you there for that one? Remember the one show they moved us outside for no reason. Yeah, so we did the Thursday night show indoors. It was great Yeah, Friday, they tried to move us outside in the tent because they're probably they're trying to get it an active quinceanera, dude Well, they put the quinceanera Thank God, there were these giant industrial fans on stage that damped out all sound Which was insane and there was a quinceanera to the left that was just serving each other like they were just having a party

I think that was just a Mexican Fun time. Yeah, Mexican fun times. They're treating their treat turn the comedy club to an apple Yeah, you can't keep all that Latin heat indoors, dude. That's that's what those outside things were for. Yeah So like New York Sports Club has all those vents going they open the window and blow fans out. Yeah, dude Latina Yeah, you imagine if they walked in here you go nuts to the temple be Yeah, she walked into just a full quinceanera It was a quinceanera in here

The yeah, that's fine. I'm mad thinking about that they moved us outside for the during that I was like we're going inside for the late show. This is get the inside ready. Yeah, this is ridiculous Intent with the sun up because it was the early Behind the parking garage. You can hear the parking garage There's cars beeping you it's on the street I was on stage like, you know this wouldn't suck that bad if there wasn't a fucking perfectly good comedy club Next to us. Yeah, we could walk in right now. What what did he say the point was they never really explained We did I asked like ten fucking time to do a day before the third day inside then Friday Friday early

We did outside and then it was COVID stuff. I guess so yeah, they were trying if you could do one That's all it was they were exactly but they were trying to they weren't worried about COVID exactly They're worried about people complaining No, they didn't intend on splitting shows, I don't know what happened the Thursday early Moment of weakness, maybe I mean those guys are great over there With them. They probably got scared like someone probably Yeah, some of the reporting people and they're like fuck it and then they did one outside They're probably fuck this will go back inside. No, they were gonna try to keep it all outside the rest of the week

Yeah, they could have held it. I hit him with fucking unsatisfactory I was yeah, I usually don't yeah, dude imagine having like a paying a club mortgage All those bills and like the state the city could just come shut your whole shit They always have a cop there at the stress factor. Yeah, the towns are dogs. They're good. No, they have a cop like Bridgeport is bridge works terrible. It's like it's like Kensington. It's a heroin capital. Yeah, there's just dudes walking around looking for their limbs It's fucking terrible disgusting Last time you've been down K&A smoke racked up

Let me do the smoke racked up No, dude, you know a good voice That's it. You got a robotic it up a little That's it. Yeah I don't really know about that No, it's funny. No one can hear us or mics are you hear it in there? Yeah up here. No, I know that's the point of the thing it works if you can really reverberates reverberation. What you're coming right through my thing That's pretty sick, yeah, that's how the whole thing works, you're right

It's a little trick a lot comedians do that. Yeah, you ever see that smoking commercial and lungs like this Yeah Let's switch to the patreon 103 look at that god damn bro. I thought we were well over an hour so did I yeah Time flies. Oh, you hit it. You turn it off. All right, good We got to plug things. That's good. He's like Together Sean look at the camera plug something

No, tell first of all tell no one not to touch a motherfucker. Yeah, no one turned off the camera So excuse me or the gang has to do their plugs still. Yeah, man So, yeah, check out stuff Island. It's Tommy. No counters podcast Yes, the 17th and 18th and 19th. I'll be at of February I'll be at the comedy connection in Providence, Rhode Island the 24th 25th and 26th I got a I got a special guest joining me in Salt Lake City wise guys Go ahead Matt. Yeah, I'll be there. Matt's the special guest. I'll be there I'll definitely be there. I have this is this is the big one man. This is

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I've battled the wops before I battled the wops in that room. That was I was like, hey, you're here. Who's coaching the 1985 Chicago Bears? I was like you look like Mike Dicca That's how I started the show People run none too pleased with that. God damn. Yeah, that's gonna be a big one and then Austin Salt Lake's gonna be great Salt Lake will be very nice huge. So that's that's an April and then Austin March 18th March 19th I think they're I got a 10 30 late show too. So Whatever just come out. So I'll put him on Twitter. Yeah, baby

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