Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 400 - Partying With Girls

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

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Yo, fuck BT. Fuck BT, bro. Fuck that. Yo, for real though, fuck BT. For real, fuck them. Fuck BT, dude. What day, homophobic ass? I hate that shit. I was trying to watch the awards and I saw that homophobia and I was like, I was following on Twitter with the BT awards,

like live tweeting and everything. I'd be like, oh, shit. And I saw the homophobia and I was like, man, fuck BT. Me and my dad sat down to watch the BT awards. And both got disgusted by the homophobia. And we both said, yeah, I like it, crowd it. You don't worry about that. You let me do my job.

Turn that turn off, I guess. Or you can't scrub it out. I can't, but I'll turn it down. Yeah. Fuck Sean Gardner. And me and AC, dude. Yeah, I like it cold. It's so oppy, dude.

It's so oppy right now. It's so oppy. Gardini might be the apps. You're the fucking apps, dude. You think so? Gardner, when are you going to stop appin', bro? Oh, shit. Turn the TV on.

Turn it off with my thick ass. Do you turn the TV on? My little thickie. Right. How are you, dude? Good, man. I slept till 7 AM today. I'm feeling good.

Whoa, sleeping in. Full 7 AM. Lazy bones. Must be nice. I'll tell you what, it was. Today, woke up on the beanbag. Fucking. You woke up on the bag?

Yeah. Maya wakes up at like 5 every morning, so I try to put her back down. If I lay on the beanbag, there's like a good chance she'll fall asleep, but I immediately pass out. So I just fucking wake up on a beanbag on my back, just like, I look at the light through the blinds,

and I'm like, fuck, it's still 5. I looked, it was bright sunlight. I was like, I made it till 7 AM. How, like, what are your sleeping hours like right now? I go to bed at like, last night was a little late, it was like 10.30. Yeah. So I was kind of not happy about that.

Went to bed at 10.30. I get woken up every two hours by the one baby crying. The one baby. Yeah, so the one baby is just fully crying, has a cold right now, so you just hear like. Like a, you know, I hope it's breathing. But so it's like 10.30 to about 11. I wake up around like 11, usually.

And then I fall back asleep till like 2. I get woken up again. And then I fall asleep till like 5. And then I wake up. And then usually I'm up, but today I got blessed. And I didn't wake up at 7 AM. You ever think about neglecting your children and be like, I'm sleeping?

Yeah, there's like little tools you can use where it's like, give them five minutes if they put themselves back to bed. You can kind of go, which does work sometimes. Sometimes they're not fully awake, but there's some people like, give them a half an hour. That's like, eh. I'm giving them a fucking half hour. Dude, so here's what happens.

People think that. And this is. Nobody's waking my ass up. Dude, you don't wake your ass up. Yesterday I thought I was like, let me just go down there and see what's up. Dude, I was like, I woke up. I'm like, all right, nice.

It's five o'clock. We'll go back and bring you upstairs. It's five o'clock somewhere. It's always five o'clock somewhere. Dude, I was like, let's bring you back up to our bed. That's the silver bullet, dude. They pass out. If you bring it back up to mommy,

I mean, you know, mommy daddy's bed is an absolute. I mean, that's paradise until you're like, till you're too old. True. You're like five, 10. Yeah. Like six feet tall. You're big.

Till you're tall as me. Till you're big, you're getting in that bed. You got to walk on or you're too tall for this, right? I was a big fucking kid. Man. I was big. Just thrashing around. Just being like 150 pounds.

Be like, can I get in your bed? Oh my God. That's what my dad claims about Billy. Billy was going in there. My dad claims that the day he felt Billy's stubble hit his. He was like, dude, get the fuck out. But dude, yesterday. Yeah, you put smart off Billy.

That's my dad's, that's my dad's story. We all do. There was a long line for mommy and daddy's bedroom. Yeah. But Billy had, Billy was like towards the tail end of the family. So he got a nice tour in the bed. That was my dad's story.

He felt the stubble. He was like, all right, bro. And no. Yeah, it's time. He, he, he smelled Billy's coffee. We were all terrified of the dark. Why? Well, I don't know.

I'm like not terrified anymore as much, but Billy was terrified of the dark. I was terrified of the dark. Told you, I used to wake up in the middle of the night and just go around and systematically wake the rest of my family up and run back into bed. Cause if I, I didn't mind the dark so much, I didn't like being the only one awake.

If I was awake and no one else was awake, I was like, no, this isn't right. You were a menace. I was awake. You're a nightcrawler. You're a roomer. Room to room is fucking, I would throw stuff at people and they'd be like, huh?

And I'd run back to my bed and be like, and I would fall asleep. That's fun. Just karma now that I'm experiencing. But dude, I walked, yesterday morning, I walked down like nice five AM, come up to our bed, let's go to bed. I felt a diaper.

I'm like, oh, you got a dry diaper because we're potty training her. So I'm like, no, she didn't pee her diaper. So I'm like, let's pop this down, take a pee on the potty, we'll go back upstairs. I go to pull her pull up down and my thumb just fully submerges and shit. Just all the way down.

And it's, I'm going to dark, cause you don't want to turn on lights. I'm in a dark room and all I can, the only sense telling me my thumbs and shit is my touch. And I just go, you feel almost like the granules. You feel almost like on a grainy level just on my thumb. And then it's like, it's a full. Is it always a fucking slop file?

The babies ever take like a decent dry log? Once they turn to drop logs, they start doing, they start doing logs that protrude out of their pants. It's so funny. Cause you're like, the playground the other day, I was like, are you shit?

Cause they'll like get real weird with the slink. She slunk off and I'm like, are you going poop? And she was like, no. They always go, no. And then it was just a literally Pinocchio nose. I was sticking out of her butt. I'm like, dude, come on, this is a lie.

Kids love denying turds. Oh, big time. My nephew will go, he likes to shit in other rooms. Really? So he'll sneak off to another room and just shit his pants. And then come back in and everyone will be like, what'd you just do?

Nothing, man. Nothing. I was just over there. Just chillin. I wanted to check out that room. I wanted to see what was going on in the dining room. I wanted to stand under the table in the dining room. Just see what's up. Just stand.

Oh, dude, just stand a little, just a little bit of torque action on the belly. The core. Engage the core. Crap. Dude, their eyes just fucking go. Yeah, they go far to us. It's crazy.

It's the same face you always make. Your face, dude, all of your attention's at your ass. It's so funny thinking they can hide it as a little kid is being like, I don't want to dip out real quick. I don't feel like having them pull my pants down and wipe my ass right now. I'm going to shit, keep it cool.

No one's going to know. Have you been... I'm going to pull this off. I'm about 0 for a thousand on this. Today's the day I pull it off and no one notices. Yeah, I'd like to neglect kids if I had a kid. Yeah, that's... I'd leave them on the floor.

I was talking to my chiropractor. I'm like, dude, it's too past. You just fucking... You just chatting with your chiropractor? Yeah, I was chatting with my chiropractor. We're talking... He grew up on a resort town at the beach. So he grew up doing beach resorts.

So he had to become a chiropractor. Yeah, and he was saying, putting a spot on the chiropractic faces. Yeah, that shit's fake. What are you talking about, dude? I have no idea. You should read The Binder in his office. I will.

Is it's a lot of good facts. It's a binder you walk in, you flip through. It's like, did you know chiropractic works very well? You're like, yeah, I thought so. Do you know this shit's not fake? That's always a nice sign when you enter an office. You're like, yo, this is real. Dude, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, it works.

I gotta adjust. They have beef with PTs. PTs and chiropractors are fucking... Yeah, they trash each other while they're working. Very oppy between PTs and chiropractors. The ops are outside. It's getting oppy outside. I'll just check the weather.

But no, he was talking about the dangers of when your job is nothing but fun and games. So he knew... Yeah, there was some dangers. That's what he was talking about. And I was saying how, yeah, when you have kids, especially doing like, you know, you're a fucking legendary podcaster.

I was like, it's all fun and games. When you become a broadcasting legend the way you act. It's all fun and games. It's fun times. It's time to dick off with my friends. It's fun and games. And it's like, I was like, dude, you have to go. Do I keep...

Because he was talking about his daughter who's like 28. And he was like, yeah, man. 28. I guess 28, but she was like... The age where women start to kind of want a family, his words, but they're still getting hammered all the time. Now he's like, that's a tough time. He's like, you keep the party going, you have a family.

I'm like, gotta pick one or the other, bro. Yeah. I'm like, or you have a family and keep the party going. Or you keep the party going, and then you end up with some party animals. Yeah. Then you give birth to some true party animals. That's life at the party.

That's exactly. Yeah. Yeah, they end up on K&A pretty quick. Oh, dude, for sure. Those are party animals. Big time. Oh, shit. Animal.

That's an animal for the Muppets, dude. You've been watching the Muppets? Yeah, Muppet Babies. Yeah. Watching Muppet Babies. Muppet Babies sucks. Fucking what? Muppets rules, dude.

Muppet Babies. I remember being a kid and being like, dude, get rid of this child of shit. I need the real shit. I need the Muppets, dude. I'm not a fucking baby. Why are we watching baby shit? Muppet Babies fucking rules, dude.

It'd be funny to be a cynical kid. Miss Nanny? To be like, what the fuck is this? Dude. Turn this off. You say that, dude. Fawzi's Paw Patrol. Fawzi's funny joke show.

Every time I watch him, try to do his funny joke show and everyone fucking interrupts him. I'm like, dude, I know, dude. Oh, I get it. I know, dude. He works so hard on his funny joke show. I tried to do a funny joke show podcast the other day with a bunch of comedians on Bert's bus.

Really? That was a funny joke show. What happened? Couldn't get a goddamn word in, dude. Oh, really? Everybody's a funny guy. You got to step off to yourself and Miss Nanny would come and be like, what's the matter?

Miss Nanny, I worked really hard on a funny joke show. I did. I left the mic. Did you really? I stood up and started chirping off mic. So you guys stink. This podcast sucks. They jumped all down your ass.

They were in my fucking ass. No, I was being a grump, dude. Really? It was the last show of the tour, so it was two nights ago. And it got canceled due to a thunderstorm in Mississippi. What? Yeah. And it looked like it was going to be the best one.

It looked really cool. It's like this amphitheater. Damn, that sucks. And me, it's a sea hippie. No, I guess you can't have a rain delay. Yeah. Well, we tried to do a rain delay, which really sucks, because people just waited in their cars for like two hours.

That sucks. Yeah. Was the full refund? Partly. I don't know. I don't want to speak on that. True, true. It ain't my money.

It ain't my money. You shouldn't be talking about it. I shouldn't be thinking about it. I shouldn't be thinking about it. I try not to speak on other people's business, man. True, true. You ain't sold out of the show unless you sold out of me. It's a see-it.

True, true. All right. Yeah, especially a drive-in. Like, is that a drive-in set up or is it like outdoor theater? It's just an amphitheater. Yeah, it was an outdoor concert. Jesus Christ. It was fucking nuts, dude.

Doing baseball fields and shit. It's insane. And then we would go hit balls afterwards on the field. That's sick as far. Dude, first swing. I saw you smoke one, dude. I smoked it. By the end of the tour, I got my swing back.

You were a slugger? God, the first swing I took was insane. Really? It was the last time you've tried to hit a baseball. I don't think I've ever been successful, yeah. It's wild. Yeah, it's hard as fuck. It's really embarrassing.

Were they throwing you a meatball down the middle, or are they fucking? Yeah, but still, the first swing I took was on a tee in a batting cage, missed, hurt my back. Dude. You don't know how to swing. I fucking hurt my ankle walking laundry up the steps the other day.

Dude, I try to clinch it. I try to get my hawk. Do you ever use your hawk claw? Like to grab something with your foot? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I engaged my time. It's been a long time since I've attempted that. Actually, what am I talking about?

I do it right there, where you're sitting. I'll be fucking, I'll be gaming, and be like, I need this. I fucking, I seized an ankle sock with my talons. Oh, you like that move? Hold on, let me show you this cut again, dude. Let me see that cut. Oh my God, dude. It's the crack of the bat, dude.

It's sound like a car accident. Somebody. Jesus, dude. That's a crack of the bat, dude. It's not a big deal. That's a big fucking deal. It's not a big deal. A lot of guys don't have a cut like that.

You hit it right on the meat of the bat, too. It's hand-me-know time, dude. Dude, I was walking laundry up my steps. I tried to pick up a sock. An ankle sock with my talons, secure my talons, because I fell out of a basket and I'm like, I'm not putting the basket down. I'm going to secure this.

So I try to walk up the steps with one eagle foot. Dude, I took one step on my eagle foot. I fucking tweaked the fuck out of my ankle, still hurts. I tweaked my ankle. Yeah, you can't walk like that. I didn't know that. You can't take any missteps anymore, dude. I didn't know that eagle feet are meant to fly.

I tried to walk on an eagle foot. Dude, I tried to walk. I was like, dude, I am easily the best ever. I have an ankle sock in my foot. Wait till I, because I was going to go to right downstairs. I was going to go downstairs like Brittany. I just carried an ankle sock in my eagle town. That's crazy.

Most you would have picked it up. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. So this is exactly what I was thinking. Nothing like sexual, dude, nothing sexually charged as women like that. That's exactly what I was thinking. She's like, babe, I just carried something with my foot. She'd be like, holy shit, I married him.

I married the guy. I was so lucky. I was on the steps to one, ah, fuck, shut mother fuckers. What's the matter? I was like, nothing. And I just, I was like, I don't want to talk about this right now and if I, six hours later,

I was like, you know, I hurt my ankle. I was like, I thought I could carry an ankle sock in my foot all the way up to the third floor steps. Did she respect the effort? She just went, Jesus Christ. Yeah, good for her. Jesus. She was so horny at that point, dude.

She was like, Jesus Christ. That's like hearing a dude was like in fire, under fire in the war. Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah, it's like, how did you go through that? So fucking hot. How'd you go through that? How'd you do that?

How do you sleep at night? And I just kept it to myself. I kept my fucking low level ankle pain to myself. Dude, there's a certain way if I move my ankle, I swear to God, it fucking hurts. It's a certain step. But yeah, it's probably like an L4. Yeah, I have an L4 on me.

My L4, my L4 on me. I was probably thinking L4s. So you're cracking fucking hard balls. Yeah, it was fucking nice. Although I got, my hand, I got all blistered up. You show those to Bay? Oh, I haven't seen her when she gets home. I'll say this, these are working hands, bitch.

Oh, this is just a little blister I got from hitting home runs. I mean, dude, that would have been probably 400 feet. Josh didn't floss, you know that ball? That could have went over the green monster. No, it was just a line drive the second. But don't get me wrong, there were some cracks straight into the air.

The green monster? You think the green monster could have been made? I could have scaled the green. No, I kind of hit towards the right, honestly, yeah. That's smart though. You've trained your hit to go away from the green. Yeah, well, just in case, just in case I'm at Fenway. Yeah, you don't want to go.

Just in case they call me up. They're like, we need you at Fenway. Did you still get caught up from the minor leagues? Yeah, that's how they all get. Damn, that's how they all get to the league. Really, the minors? Yeah. We were just, we went to one of the batting cages

at one of the fields and they were just throwing 70. The thing was at like 70, 80 miles an hour. It's so fucking fast. That's terrible. You can't, they're like, that's 70. Dude, I can't even imagine standing there for 100. No, dude. You can't even see it.

You can't say, I don't know, whatever. This isn't really exciting stuff. We're talking about a 70 mile an hour batting cage. And it's scary. It's scary as fuck. You're talking 100 mile power of balls, not being able to see them. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to see them.

That's fucking, that's America's favorite pastime, dude. We know we're keyed in right now. There's a reason it's the pastime. That's not true anymore, right? America's pastime? Pretty sure it's the cell phone. It's the cell phone. Pretty sure it's the internet now.

America's pastime is the cell phone. Yeah, I think the cell phone, I think baseball is done. It's still like guys' pastime. You might bring it back. Baseball? Yeah, cracking the bat like that. Me and Hispanics love baseball. For sure.

Baseball. Baseball. I do like Hispanics, so that's good. Yeah, they're great. I love guys coming up from fucking. On behalf of all Hispanics, I'm gonna say fuck BET, dude. Yeah, sorry, Hispanics. You guys have been left in the dark for too long to BET.

Fuck BET. Wow, we're really hitting the fucking rut. What else is going on? I got a ton of stuff to talk about, dude. Dude, a guy in Philadelphia just got his skull fractured by a group of teenagers, jumped him. What would you do, dude? Four 13-year-olds come up to try to fuck you up.

First off, unlike these guys who are afraid to be racist, I'm on guard when I see those people. I walk by like this. I'm prepared. You're fully locked in. I literally... Keep my feet square and walk past them like that. What else could you do?

Think I'm gonna get knocked out? Dude, he got his skull fractured. They had to take... Didn't they take a piece of his skull out? It was around... Yo, where the hell were you, dude? That was in your fucking neck of the woods. You and your buddies should get together.

You and your buddies should form a, I don't know. Mob. They've been a cool group of guys. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

You do need to form a vigilante squad. We don't like minded individuals. Absolutely. We're gonna protect the streets. We're gonna clean them up. Well, first of all, I will say, it's kind of on, you know, this is victim blaming, but I'll be damned if a group of 13 year olds

could whoop my fucking ass. Four 13 year olds, 16 year olds, you know. If you're walking, depends on how hard I've been training. If you're walking down the street, you've been getting crushed with CNN, MSNBC. You're like, I'm not gonna even worry about this. That's what happened to this. I'm gonna walk with my hands straight down

and have a nice... Dirt. Hey guys. Look at this, I'm doing well right now. I'm not worried at all. Just got crushed. Yeah, you wanna hear another old white guy complaint? What?

When did shoplifting become totally okay? When the fuck, every time I go, dude, I'm mad. I wanted to Dwayne Reed today. Fucking pistachios are behind a locked case. Oh, dude. Everything's locked. It's annoying. You gotta fucking hit a button

and have some guy walk down and be like, could I get a fungal cream? Yeah, the fungal cream, I can see keeping that. You gotta lock that up, dude. Yeah, that's a life-saving technology. Stachios is like, bro. Whatever you're getting, you gotta fucking ring a buzzer and have somebody

who doesn't wanna be there, slowly get to you. It takes like 10 minutes to get deodorant. Yeah, well the fucking Dems won't release information on how much shoplifting's going. They won't release information. I think someone complained about that. That was like a breeze of Fox knew that entered my ear. I walked into my parents' house.

It was like, they were demanding the numbers from CVS or one of these pharmacies that had been super whatever politically on whatever left side of like, we support blah, blah, blah. And they were like, give us your numbers on loss prevention. How much of you guys lost the shoplifting? They were like, that's not your fucking business, bro.

That's not your fucking business. Don't worry about it. Why? What are we doing? What are we doing? Yeah, that's a funny complaint, dude. You should take that to the streets into CVS. But you guys even give a fuck anymore?

I don't understand what's happening. I know what's happening. Everyone's fucking terrified of becoming perceived as racist. Yeah, but isn't it even more racist to just lock everything? I'd like... Yeah, however. Shouldn't you arrest people that steal things? You go out on a commercial and you say,

here at fucking Walgreens, we support blah, blah, blah, and then you just fucking lock everything. And then you say, yeah, you guys aren't getting our shit. Yeah, you just fucking lock it. Good luck trying to steal our shit. That's the game. Good luck, you fucking idiots. Yeah, what a time, dude.

What a sad time. Also, isn't the housing market and everything about to crash like coming up? They say... They say that all the time. It'll dip. What I've heard is the population dip's gonna really dip the housing market, but not for like 40, 50 years.

Oh, well, I don't give a fuck about that. So the baby boomers are gonna drop off and then there's gonna be so many houses available for sale. Well, that'll be cool. Yeah. That'll be fun. And dude, let's say something, too. If these were roving groups of young white kids,

I'd feel just the same. I'd beat their fucking ass, dude. Oh, sure. I'd beat their ass harder. There might be a little publicity about it. What? There's groups of white kids? Roving gangs of white kids just socking elderly black people?

Oh, for sure. I bet you that might make the news. I think so. Wouldn't it? I tend to think so. Wouldn't it make the news? I tend to think so. Why are we locking shit up at CVS?

Fuck BT. What the fuck is going on, dude? Oh, my God. Yeah. I've had it up to here. I'm fed up. I'm fucking completely fed. I just spent two weeks in the South.

I'm back. I'm bringing my country sensibilities back to the city. You're fighting for the soul of your country? Yes. You're fighting for the soul of your country, dude. Come on, man. What the hell are we doing? We know it is funny.

What? The South is so much. I've said it before, but the South is so much more. What's the word here? It's just less segregated. Like the North is way more segregated. South seems everybody's. Really?

Yeah. Chicago might be the most segregated city in the world. So the South is less segregated. Yeah. I could be wrong, but that's what I've noticed. Seems like everybody gets along a little more and is talking to each other a little more. Up North, you don't say a word.

Interesting. Well, down South, I've noticed the Black dudes down South dress like we've talked about this before. They wear like farmer clothes. A lot of the old Black dudes down South were. Sometimes they just dress like a fucking Newport and their car is covered in a Newport wrap. Sometimes it was like 48 inch rims.

Those are the best dudes on earth. True. We're literally dressed like a full SpongeBob fucking sweatsuit. You were saying with all the racing sponsors? Well, yeah. I don't know exactly what I was going for. You never see the Newports.

They look sick. They do. They do. White guys need to start doing that with Skoll. Why would Skoll wrap on your fucking Crown Vic? Why wouldn't we? Yeah. It's fucked up.

It's time for us to take it back. It's time for white dudes to take it up to the next level. We're on some bullshit, dude, of our NFTs and nonsense. We do need to stop worrying about NFTs. Yeah, and we all need to. Somebody needs to start guarding Dwayne Reed's. No, we got white dudes got to focus on their drip. And we got to come up with our own form of drip, dude.

We might need it for us by dripped up, dude. No, we need the whole squad right now. True. Everyone in here is rocking gym shorts. I got my blue khakis. You got blue khakis. That's very nice. Blue and gray.

This is a fucking crazy color coordination. Yeah. Everybody's wearing Buck Hunters and bass shit. It's pretty fucked up. I'm on my baseball jersey drip still. That's pretty nasty. It is the summer of baseball jerseys for me. It's all baseball, dude.

Nasty as hell. Dude, I read a I read a story you're going to like a lot. It's about a psychic spy for he worked for what's the what's the intelligence agency for the inscom inscom MSC. The fucking house. You know any agents, any of the letter alpha? You don't know any of the alphabet. Inscom.

What the fuck do you know about inscom, Sean? Nothing, but I'd like to learn. Thank you. So when I was trying to I was trying to like what the fuck is it stand for? Is it stand for stand for? Why is what's your problem? Oh, no problem.

You've been a big shot. I haven't seen you very much. I know I miss you, man. So you've been big shot and around, I say. Absolutely not. Sean's been flashing the plugs money, dude. Really? Flashing the plugs money, dude.

What's he been up to? He's flashing the plugs money. That's all. I'm laying the plug leaves town to go re up, dude. You go with the plug money. You got like four G's on. You're going to flash the plugs money like yeah. Plug goes back.

Where the fuck's my money? Where's my money, dude? Come on, man. I delivered when you've been fucking around. You've been flashing the plugs money, bro. How's it been? How's standup been going? You've been killing it?

It's been OK. Yeah, you've been killing it. Don't be fucking hungry. Not really, obviously. All right, tell me about Inzcom. So the dude's name is, I think it's Joseph McMonigal. Joseph McMonigal. Yeah, Joseph McMonigal.

He had the worst fucking like this childhood. He grew up in the projects of Miami. Trick Daddy, Mama Dade. Oh, nice. You know, he grew up in the projects of Miami in like the 50s, dude. Fucking stunk, dude. He was just had a sad life.

His dad was an absolute alcoholic. His mom was like a smart lady who just fucked up and married this dude and then just gave up and started drinking and pretty sick. But he was to the he was so tortured as a young child that he would hallucinate a young rabbit coming into his bed to comfort him at night. So he would like lay his sister like they would talk

like she heard voices and he was like now all I have is like sometimes a little bunny creeps into my bed and just like comforts me because he was just it was his neighborhood was so fucked up. He had like gang members. He was just like. So it was like bringing a bunny into the bed. It was Gangs of New York when I'm fumbling for my toys.

He grew up in like full gangs of New York. Yeah, like a dude. I think like grabbed his one of his sisters ass. So he like went and smacked him in the face with a baseball bat. It dude was fucking nuts. Oh, I think the thing that stopped him was a storm door. But like it was really funny, but long story short,

traumatic childhood, terrible childhood. He's like, I got to get out of here. Yeah. Gets on a fucking bus. Cause he's like, he's like, I physically can't get out of Florida cause it was like the sixties. He's like, I can't. If I try to leave, I'll just get too hungry.

Cause he's going to take me two days to get out if I try to hitchhike. So he joins the military, gets in a bus, gets out of there. And then he's like, he's a pretty smart dude. So he gets, goes through boot camp. His test is really, his tests are really high. So eventually intelligence, the inscom is like, dude, we need this guy.

He's pretty fucking smart. Yeah. So inscom, they draft him, but he starts doing Morse code or he's doing like Morse code, code cracking, but you have to sit there and be able to, you have to memorize Morse code in like all, in different languages. And he was like, it's too fucking hard.

So he was, he was ready to give up. So he just goes out one night and gets hammered. He's a young man at this point. He's like, I'm going to show up hammered. I know who comes. They're going to know, they're going to discover him. They're like, I'm going to get discovered. They'll send me to Vietnam.

Fuck this. I don't care. He gets hammered all of a sudden, dude. It's limitless. It's fully limitless. He's like, he just relaxed. And he was like, oh shit, this is kind of easy. So he figured out the secret. So he just-

You know what's interesting about that? Getting drunk and I could speak Spanish when I would get drunk when I was in Spain. There's no hesitation. You're not like thinking or worried about like, do I sound dumb? This is complicated. That's what happened.

He was- You get a little hammered. You're like, oh, I fucking know. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Dude, that's what happened. What's up my dick? Dude, he was, he said there was like translating like 15 words per minute.

He got up to like 60. He got hammered. For him though, also to just be like, this test is too hard. Don't fuck it. Yeah. And he literally figured out how to do that. So he was like, he was like, I was hammered

and I like relaxed and I was like, oh, actually, if I stop like putting up such a fight, I can let the world, I'll just like just translate and not worry about if it's right or not. And he's like, dude, I got up to like, I was flying. Wow. So he became top of his class. Got hammered, cracked the code.

Top of his class. He became a mill, like an intelligence officer. Long story, there's a ton of that that goes into it. But he eventually got tapped by people who were looking into remote viewing and like psychic spying. And he was like, fuck yeah, dude, I'm all in. So he was like top. It's called like a chief warrant officer.

So I don't know what it is. He was like an officer, a decorated guy. He had served in Vietnam, all that stuff. So he was like doing computer systems. They had like spent a ton of money educating this guy on how to like install like high level, high tech security systems. And these guys were like,

do you want to learn how to be psychic? And he was like, yes. So he was as a high officer. You just read my mind. You need it to be somewhere. Like they had like a very, like essential role. He had to go to his officer and be like, yo, I'm on a top secret mission you can't know about.

And the guy knew it was like psychic shit. And he's like, bro, don't fucking please. Don't fucking do it. And he's like, it's for the good of this country. Like if the Russians are remote viewing, we're fucked. I need to do it. And they're like, dude, you're really fucking me by doing this. He's like, I'm sorry, I'm doing what my country needs me to do.

So he goes, becomes a remote viewer. And, you know, long story short, he's apparently he said he was really good at it, but he became fat as hell. Dude, he got fat as hell. He did this and there's I'm leaving out so much shit. No, that's great. But there was like the one part before that he got divorced.

It was he brought his wife to Germany, probably a 19 year old wife to Germany. And she and she didn't speak the language or she couldn't talk to anyone for like three years. Yeah. So he just had his wife sit in a house like, and then, you know, she went back to Miami. She went back and sucked and fucked.

She cheated on the back of Miami. Of course she did, but he was so fucking devastated that he hoes and tricks, dude, on a military base. What he did, he was so dead, he turned back to the bottle, started getting drunk all the time. Yeah. And then he started partying with girls.

So he would go out to all the military women. He's got a fat as hell drunk and start partying with girls. He would go, I'm having a banger, dude, at my house. All the other dudes are going to be there. He'd, you know, invite nine chicks and no dudes came. And it was just him and nine chicks. He would tell him like, I'm not trying to fuck you guys. I'm deeply depressed.

Can we just get drunk and play board games at my house? Whoa. And he would just party. But then he got the ready to use this guy fucking rules. I would love to get drunk and play board games with girls. The ladies, dude, and like, guys, I probably promise I'm not trying to fuck you guys. My check doesn't work.

I'm sad, dude. Who cares, dude? Let's just play. They would blast you. Just dominate them and scrabble. That's not even a word, you stupid bitch. Get out. He would blast music, party.

And then he was like, it's like, it's like, yeah, dude, like I was waking up with strangers all around. He was full fan wilder mode. This guy's autobiography is so funny because he falls in all the trappings of like the way he mythological. Like it's very mythical. The way he projects his journey to go dark. The military.

I was a non person. I was a non entity. The military went fully dark off. Dude, it's so funny. But he got. So he's, you know, that goes on. He's on a secondary crowded inside. Oh, dude.

Yeah, he liked it crowded. Very, dude. There's so many things. You just get drunk. Make sure it was crowded and then break out the parts. Nine out the park. Easy, dude. So they're like, you know, a year's flashbacks

in a second marriage. He's a remote viewer, but he stressed his fucking health because he was playing racquetball to stay healthy. Nice. Dude, he was playing. He's playing racquetball to stay healthy as a resident psychic for the. They're constantly trying to shut this operation down.

But he's like, they wouldn't let him do it. So they're playing. He's playing racquetball to stay fixed. The job stressful as hell. All the alphabet agencies are asking for intelligence. So him and his boys are playing combat racquetball, where it's like, as soon as the person hits the ball, it becomes three people, it becomes two on one.

So he hits the ball and the other two are trying to score on you. And then it just keeps going back and forth. But then you were allowed to check people into the boards. These were like 35 year old dudes playing racquetball, checking each other, basically playing. What's the game in like 21 in basketball or like rough house? Playing racquetball. But he was like, dude, I had a blazing backhand.

He's like, he's like, it was a, he said a direct quote from the book. He's like, my backhand was a metallic blur of blue steel of just fucking. It's just so fast. No, dude, but fucking rules. So the reason he got fat, he was playing combat racquetball and he went to hit a backhand. He hit a dude right in the eye. The guy's eye bled.

He goes, I thought I killed him. Turns out he was just fine. But he's like, if he had, if I had my wrist had rotated two degrees, he would have had surgery on his face. My backhand was too fast. Turned out it was just a bad cut. But he's like, dude, I'm pretty sure I thought he died. That cuts pretty good, though.

Bad cut. So he goes, you know what? No more exercise for me. Gets fat as fuck to the point where he needs like a cane to walk around and be like physically helped out of his car. Well, if you're going to be a psychic, it's nice to be like. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, dude. So the military, because they've been his original M.O.S., you know what M.O.S. is, original M.O.S.

is trying to get this guy kicked out of the military. It's like, fuck it. He's a medical leave. We're kicking him out because he's he's unable to do his duties as a soldier. He's too fat. Yeah. So his doctor goes, dude, you're fucking out and meaning like his pension was fucked according to him. He was saying like they put you on medical discharge.

And then if they cure your thing you had, then you get less money. If you know, if they if you can't cure fat, dude, dude, they're talking about his pain. So they're going to just pump because he had he was fat. And then he had slipped disc from obviously a helicopter crash in Nam, dude, whatever. That's what he doesn't even can't even talk about that. He leaves that out, but just let you know. Helicopter crash and fucked up his discs.

Fucking Halo went down. It went down. What is he doesn't do? He doesn't even want to talk. That's a whole other book. But dude, so he gets he's fat as fuck. The doctors, the military is like they have him just where they want him. They're like, this guy's fucked.

We're discharged him. We're not paying him. Fuck this guy for abandoning his M.O.S. after we trained him in computers like hundreds, probably $200,000. Yeah. Training. So he goes, bro, he goes in the code. He goes, you guys got to give me a fucking fair shake. If I can pass the military physical examination, you guys got to fuck off and drop all this bullshit.

So they're like, yeah, whatever, dude, you walk with a cane. Dude, he took a day of absence, went to a private brain management doctor and just got perked up, dude, as perked as possible. And then use the meditative techniques from the SRI Institute and like, you know, operations on street classified. Well, I think that's actually unclassified now. He took his meditative techniques from the remote viewing shit and just fucking ran two miles, did obstacle courses and did push-ups.

And he fucking passed. He passed, dude, for all the bros. Incredible. He passed. And he said he just, dude, so he collapsed. He got he passed the two miles. He collapsed onto the ground and his back is just scorching agony. His leg kept acting like it was running. So one of his friends came and sat on his leg to keep it from moving. He was fully fucked up, dude. This is why he had to take four days off.

He like, he had to go get treated and get like his body. He was fucked up. He said his eyes were rolling in the back of his head. Keep a pension. He fucking ran the second mile, just collapsed, fat as fuck, all perked up. And he had dog legs, one leg was still moving like a dead bug. And his friend held his leg down. And then that and then he was able to like continue on this business.

No, it's so nice. And then he divorced and then he shortly after divorced the second wife, dude, what? And his son was like, yo, dad, can I live with you? And he's like, things are too treacherous right now, dude. No, he also had a son that was kind of in the wind. He popped up on his son, saw that a stepfather in him had a loving relationship. And he was like, I don't want to complicate things. Let me get back to remote viewing.

And then it was just like, damn, these Russian submarines are fucking huge, dude, you guys know about these things. Dude, you're saying he he claims to have seen the I don't know what they're called, but there are Russian submarines that are like a football field long. Yeah, with like nuclear warheads. He was like, dude, I saw these big tubes of metal and I got there. I was like, damn, this is a fucking this is some sort of like marine, like Russian Navy thing.

They were like, shut up. And they he they give he would give reports and they make shut up, dude. Fuck yeah, obviously, shut up. Get the fuck out of here. Fat guy with a cane walks in. I was like, I can see the Russian submarines. I'd be like, what? How is this guy here? Dude, it was a whole branch of the military.

There was a whole. No, I know, I know, they tried. Oh, yeah, they had they went for it. And then they said in 1995, the CIA dug up all the reports. Yeah. And they're still I guess they were men who stare at goats type shit. Yeah, that was all from. Oh, God, what's that? There was a general who took it too far. This guy claims remote viewing is legit.

But they guys got to they got too far out. It's not that this guy claims to have done live demonstrations for I forget how many people where he found he helped garner information to find missing children. And he said he found like it was in Japan. He said he found 50 of the shit that must have blown their minds. Bro. Oh, crazy. But he says he goes at best.

He is 60 to 70 percent. He can get good information on stuff. But the military was saying it's more of like using those things to help people problem solving it out of the box way. So they were like, you know, can we just conjure up stuff about like, what's this, where is this? But he they said they had files where it'd be like they'd put a manila envelope with a picture of a building the guys never seen.

And that was blind to the like the person doing the thing. Yeah. And they'd have to sit and sketch things. And afterwards they both opened and like, what the fuck? But, you know, obviously, you know, you could be like squares. I see a square. Yeah, holy shit. Yeah. So yeah, it was. But the military, it was it was so funny because people would be like, dude, please, his officers, his officers would be like, dude,

please, we beg you to come back and run our computers for us and stop fucking being a psychic. And he'd be like, my country needs me, brother. They're like, dude, I would keep the psychic job. I'd be like, this shit's sick. It was a lie to people constantly. It was kind of goat, dude. It was kind of goat, dude. He would sit there all day, but he said they got slammed.

He said they were getting crushed with import reports. Like they were like the FBI wanted to actually everyone is like, what's up? We need this. We need this. He claims to have things saying that they gave he gave credible information like the FBI CIA and all that. So they're good. It's good, Nicky team. So he claims he claims a lot of the reports got burnt and shredded.

Yeah. He put in a retirement as a psychic. He put it in his retirement is two weeks in and his general shredded it. So he went to check. He's like, yo, what's up with my retirement notice? And they're like, oh, yeah, they said that you said you didn't want to retire anymore. And he's like, what the fuck? He's like, the guy's like, I shredded it. He's like, I did not tell you to shred it.

He's like, oh, the general said we could change your mind. Whoa. So he claims that general. I think it was general stubborn, but a stubble by him. That was the other fucker. That was the head general being like, hold on. That was the guy who was doing the bending spoon parties and took it to like the really weird paranormal stuff. But he was saying, close your eyes.

You learn how to remote view. And he was like, who's who's the name of the there was a top guy at the Stanford Research Institute? Ego, Swami or something. He that was a guy who claimed he could train anyone without psychic capability to learn how to remote view by double blind procedures. Pretty tight, but I haven't finished the book yet. Yeah. So there was that guy talking about

being so fat and getting perked up. And that's sorry. I could that was really that pumped me up so hard. It should pump you up. That's as fun as it gets. Lying to women and saying there's a party and just having them play board games with you. Yeah, because you're sad.

It really is a fucking cool move. It's tight. This guy was a genius, obviously. He was. You have to be a fucking complete psycho to do that. You have to be a fucking psycho. You're just blasting probably like Death Leopard. But it works for sure. Would like all it takes is three to stay. Now you got a board game going. Party, dude.

I got all sides of this board. Party, dude. These are military. These are lonely ladies, too, dude. Oh, military wives. He's a military. These are military women, like enlisted military. Oh, so just lesbians. They are pumped on boards games for sure. Shoots and ladders. Let's go.

Playing family, playing life. I was I got one last night. That was funny. What did you I just had a I just bought a dumb book. But you can just my Lafayette book. I didn't know what it was. I started reading that. That was Douglas Murray was the gay guy.

No, Douglas Murray, the guy who was like Jews are the smartest. He did like the IQ race thing. Oh, I forgot about it. I used to credit on my Amit or Douglas Murray, the gay guy. Douglas Murray, the guy who. No, Douglas Murray is the gay guy who got the gay conservative, dude. Who's like, oh, well, actually.

Oh, there's another guy who's the guy who does maybe Charles Charles Murray. Yeah, I got Douglas Murray's book. So I didn't got the wrong guy. But this guy, this book's called The War on the West. You thought you're going to learn about some. I thought I was learning about the Wild West. I was like half asleep last night.

Finished off. I just bought it. It starts out. It's like, why the fuck's everyone mad about the West, dude? No one cares about China. That's kind of racist. It's literally just that. Douglas Murray. So I went to sleep, listened to Douglas Murray,

woke up, went to Dwayne Reed. I was like, they're going to stop stealing pistachios. Now I'm finding out about a gang of kids knocking out an old white guy. I think he was old. How old was he? He was like 30. He had a little baby. Old baby and wife. He had a baby and wife.

He had a baby and wife. He was walking to a concert. He was walking from Old Fairmount to Union Transfer. That's what happens. You go. You think it's party time. You think it's time to listen to music and have fun outside. Next thing you know, you got your brain knocked off.

Is that guy dead? No, he's in very critical condition. He lives. He lives. He has very, they said that he's going to have like lifelong brain problems and stuff. Fuck, that sucks, dude. Whoa, that's the worst thing ever.

That sucks. Dude, think how fucking angry you'd be. 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,280 If you found out, like, just your old man, if Phil was just walking down the street and got fucking knockout gamed, it'd be so sad. It's so sad to watch old people fall when they get knockout gamed.

Yeah, but that would be, it's terrible. It's the worst thing in the world. He could have kept his, all he had to do was they came up and be like, you good? If he hit him with a you good, they would be like, oh shit. Yeah. You good? You got to hit that from like five feet away.

You good? Just for the listener, don't try that at home. You good? Don't give that a shot. Or not right now. Say, hold on, not right now. I'm busy. Not right now, dude.

Yo, you good? I'm busy. So you got to do, you got to fucking, yo, dude, you guys fucking good? You guys want a piece of me? So you're saying, if you're, all right, let's say you're the average. You're a mad dog, dude.

You're the average listener of this podcast. You're a 30-something lonely white guy. Yes. You're walking down the street. You see a gang of teens. Whatever color doesn't matter. I don't mean to say gang, but a group of teens. No, whatever color doesn't matter.

Could be white kids. Could be white kids. Could be in Kensington Avenue, dude. A group of white teens. Could be on KNA. And they're chirping. Chirping. And you're walking up, they're laughing,

they're pushing each other. One of them goes, taps his, but you see him tap his buddy and he goes, hey, watch this. Yep. That's when you're saying, you need to go, are we good here? Yeah. Yeah.

You need to roll the dice and say, you need to get ahead of the knockout game. You gotta go mad dog. Full mad dog. Yeah. Are we good? Dude, I've simulated. I'm like, dude, if a group of teenagers,

four 13-year-olds attacked me, I know for, I'm not bragging, dude. I'm not bragging. I know I would not be in the ICU. I'm not bragging. 13-year-olds. That's a strong statement, dude. 13-year-olds.

You're saying they throw the first sucker punch? There would be no sucker punch, bro. I got fucking, I got spider eyes, dude. All right. I'll give you that. 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:29,960 I'll give you that. I'll give you that.

That's what I'm saying. That's the first mistake. I've tried to sneak up on you. You're pretty good. I got spider eyes, bro. Yeah. So it's like, that's the first mistake, man. The sucker punch is the first mistake.

Now they're in your web. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Now you're fucking, I've been waiting for you little flies. I mean, dude, you could, I get, anyone could get snucked on, but dude, it's like, you can't let yourself get snucked up on you. I mean, everyone is head phone to the gills right now.

Everyone's in a music video right now. I'd get fucking laid out, dude. You think so? Yeah. They're not going to get you. Yeah. Tony, they're not going to, they're, you're not on the chopping block, dude.

That'd be sick to survive it though. Just take one and be like, why would you hit me? And just attack them. Attack, dude. Have the teens scatter and just. I saw, I saw a group of teens yesterday. I was cutting through. I forget where I was, but there was a group.

Literally, there was a group of 14s. There was an old guy came out like visibly fucked up, dude. And one of them just launched a basketball at the back of his head. Just went, bop. It was like, they were little kids. They were probably like 10 years, 11 years old. That's fun though. The kid just, the guy just stops and goes,

turns around. They just all left. They ran away. And then he just carried, he just started talking to the guy like nothing ever happened. Just got bopped in the back of the head. That's pretty funny. It was pretty funny.

That's really funny. That's fun. Also though, you have to admit that, so if you grew up in the hood and you like lived on a college campus, and you just saw like, like, you know, like the level of like, I don't want to be addicted to the guy I got hit in the head. Maybe he wasn't a gigantic white pussy,

but there are gigantic white pussies that looked like they've been like- Oh, was this around temples campus? Yeah, I think so, right? Like again, I'm not putting smud on that man. I feel bad. I think he's a product of his environment, that man who got punched in the head. Maybe you have a white pussy environment.

But there are a lot of dudes who look like they've been like, like kept in libraries for like 30 years. And they just come out all gangly and it's like, bro, you can't be on the mean streets, dude. Yeah, don't go to temple. Shit's not fucking sweet, dude. Yeah. So if you grew up in the hood,

you see like a impossibly pussied out white dude and you're an 11, 12 year old black kid. In this instance, obviously it could have been white teens, obviously. I got a feeling that- Dude, would you not, you're putting yourself in this, like the whole life experience and you just see this dude, like you might crack him in the head. I might, if I was an 11 year old black dude-

You know how you sound right now? How? Like a fucking dem, dude. I'm not a dem, I'm not a dem. Hey, Matt, I'm not a dem. Let me stop you right now. This is what I'm saying. No, hold on.

I'm trying to stop you before you keep crawling down this dem hole. I'll tell you what, I'm not a dem hole. Maybe we should lock everything up in there, you know? Maybe it's not our fault. No, no, no. This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I'm, dude, I'm back. I'm not being a dem. I'm back. I'm not being a dem, you know why? Because I'm talking from a big, which dems like to talk macro perspective. But I'm going to take it to the other side of the aisle where it's like that dude needs to be fully aware.

And if a group of teenagers swing on you, it's death before dishonor. True. And then you turn around. So I'm just saying, I get where that kid's coming from. I'm using my, I mean, I might have trained at SRI. I can get into that dude's headspace and be like, dude, I understand where you're coming from, young brother.

But if you swing on me and attack me, I'm going to fuck you up. I'm going to disarray a 12 year old. Look, we need to start sending some plain clothes, white MMA dudes. Just having patrol. Just say, hey, walk down the street. We need to start setting landmines for these knockout games. Just one day.

Just get a couple. All it's going to take is two or three instances. Yeah. Where the knockout game goes terribly wrong. Yeah. I mean, you never hear about it going terribly wrong. No, it's impossible to go wrong. You're sucker punching someone on a sidewalk.

Yeah, but dude, a 12 year old man. I watched the dude beat the fuck out of three white ladies the other day. Really? Out of no, just walking out the street. I thought he said in real life, I was about to stand up. I was like, what the fuck? I applauded, dude.

I hate them. What are you guys watching? Oh, there's footage of it. Yeah, there's footage of the kids, but it's just this guy just walking down the street. Walking in the street. Let me see the man. Yeah, he got bonked.

Let me see the man. Again, I don't want to speak ill on this, man. I'm not, you know, I feel bad. He's like a geese. Damn, this guy got fucked up. This guy's like 45 years old. Let me see it. Yeah, he's kind of a geese.

Damn. This guy got destroyed, man. Jesus. Oh my God, there he was. Bopping around. Why did they blur him out? I guess I'd blur me out too. You know, it's nice they do.

Imagine me having to eat my words on this. I can put into a coma by a bunch of 12-year-olds. Like, I'll fuck them up. That sucks. Why is everything blurred? I can't. That's crap. That's bullshit, dude.

You know what's funny? It feels racist to even talk about it. What? To be like, that's bad. It's terrible. It feels, it's like, maybe I shouldn't say this. I'm telling you. Maybe we should shut up about the fact that people are just

getting fucked up. The car, I mean, the car was, what a pointless car steal too. That was an absolute joy ride. That made it pretty fun. The bottom part would be fun. I drove my uncle's car. Dude, I drove my uncle's car when I was 14. It was sick.

Yeah. Do you ever drive before you had your license? Yes. Dude, that was crazy. We should drive my buddy's shittler van. Did you really? My buddy's mom's cleaning van. Did you really?

Yeah, we drive it around. One day we drove it over a hit. We would just take it off road. Just drove through a field and hit it bump and literally parts fell out of the undercarriage. Yeah. But yeah, man, I mean, dude, that would be, it would be fun, dude.

You and all your bros, you see it, dude. You're like, dude, I'm going to crack this, dude. How about we pants? Yeah, but dude, you can. A pants. You know, the guy's got a wife and kid. You're going to murder him. The kid's got to fucking, the kid's got to swing.

The kid's got to fucking. That guy's got a blue steel. The kid's got a blue flash, dude. He's probably never played again. He probably is fat now. Like he's probably fat as hell. He's like, I didn't know I could do all that. Yeah.

I was just playing combat fucking knockout game with my buddies. It's good they have surveillance everywhere though in these cities. Yeah. Just surveillance cameras everywhere. Yeah. So what? So we can monitor the fucking ass weapons or are we going to. Well, America has more.

The shoot like, come on guys, we got to stop the violence and vote. Yeah. Stop the violence and vote. Well, that always may. I was, dude, don't get me started on my thing, but you want to talk about old white guy takes. First of all, we have more surveillance. There's a lot of old white guy takes and bring it today.

We got surveillance. We got more surveillance in China, bro. In America, but it's just through phone. Ring phones, all that. No, ring doorbells, all that shit. Yeah. We have more. We have more cameras, I should say, they say.

But the, you know, the level and depth of the surveillance, who knows. But yeah, dude, when I hear on the radio and there was the South Street shooting and then it goes, come on, man, we got to do better. We got to do better. And then it's like, you know, same thing. And then it's just bam, here comes the next song. And it's just literally about shooting dudes. Yeah.

And it's just like, okay. Okay. Yeah. It's an old, you know, I know I'm grumpy. I'm a little grumpy, but it's like, dude, clearly, clearly, that's crazy. And it's just instantly held at the highest esteem of like, fuck yeah, that shit rules. And it's like, who knows?

Song about the murderer, the vicious murderer. Yeah. It's like, maybe that's, I don't know. Maybe you should cut it out. Maybe we should be murdering. Or at least be, or at least being, if you're not engaging in murder actively, which most people don't, obviously. Obviously.

Being like, yo, but that rules. It's like, okay. Although I am one of those people. That rules. Every time I listen to one of those songs, we're like, I've turned to that rules. I've turned to leaf. I don't like it, man.

I don't like it. I was at a barbecue the other day. People are, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And I was like, not nice guys. So you don't love, you don't love the second amendment. What? You don't love to it.

Yeah, you keep them talk, dude. That's fucking, I love to a, I keep them talk. I keep it talked. Keep it talked on. Yeah. Speaking of old white guy takes. Yeah. Anything big happened last week?

What? That maybe an old white guy would have some takes on. What happened? Yeah. I don't know. With the Supreme Court. I'm going to take a piss and let you handle this one. I could talk about it.

I know somebody quoted you and was like, are the good guys winning? Maybe laugh and maybe laugh. Yeah. I actually tweeted a joke about that. I thought it'd be funny, but it turned into a big argument thing below. And I just deleted it. I was like, I don't, I don't like parts in our,

I don't like quibbling. I don't like that. Yeah. But I had a funny job. I thought it was a funny joke. I was, I, I, my direct quote was, oh, what did I say? I was like, I take solace in the fact that all of the babies who are neutralized through abortion

won't have to live in a world where abortion is slightly less accessible. Well, it was a joke that all the unborn dead babies that were aborted won't have to confront a world where like abortion is slightly less accessible. Yes, yes, yes. I thought it was a fun play on words. It is fun, but it seems actually more like a real actual point. Yeah, which pretty good, but seems like a pretty serious tweet.

It was, I thought it was a fun. I was like, that's a clever play. What I do on Twitter, right? You're like, hmm, I am smart as hell. Dude, I go, this is what Twitter is for me. I go on Twitter and I go, why is everybody tweeting about the same thing? This is so stupid.

And I just go and here's my opinion. I'm like, yeah, as if I'd ever weigh in on this stupid nonsense. And then my brain formula something. I'm like, that might be the smartest thing ever. And nobody's even said this. And nobody likes it. And I go, God damn it. No, it's not.

I was like, this is going to really shake things up. And I send it and I go, oh no, it's just another stupid tweet that's going down past people's timelines. Kavanaugh is fired up. Kavanaugh is fired up. I don't understand. I don't even know. I thought I knew what Roe v. Wade is.

I don't even know. So it means like, It's just a federal. Saying abortion is cool federally. And now every state has to decide. So the states get this side now. Now states get to decide. And abortion is we'd still federally.

It's time, dude. I have no idea. It's time. Look, I don't want to turn everything into a legalized and weed issue, but. Yeah. I think if we can, you know, if that's a decision. If we're able to just go hog wild and do whatever we want right now. Dude, if that's a decision that the states can make,

I think Pennsylvania can decide whether or not I can be kind of stoned every now and again. Certainly. Fair enough that you'll hear that. That's you heard that first here, dude. Guys, you're hearing all the best takes. Well, yeah, dude, that that's why you listen. I honestly, that was one of those things that was like, it's almost uncomfortable because you see the Dems winning and you're like,

come on, give the repubs one win. They get a big win. You go, oh, it feels weird when the Republicans win. I don't think I like it as much as I thought I would. Yeah. I mean, it's it's just gay. I don't feel like I don't like it. With the whole issue.

Yeah. It's a deeply personal issue. Well, dude, this is what makes me laugh every time everyone goes. Because, you know, it's the whole thing now is like the state gets to decide rather than the federal government. And the federal government was like, no, we should let states decide, blah, blah, blah. So whatever. But it's funny that everyone always goes, well, you know who's going to pay for this more?

The poor. This is going to affect the poor. Yeah, sure. Yeah, dumbass, as does everything. Yeah. Because that's what being poor is. Yeah. So does giving our money to Ukraine.

So does, you know, locking everything down for COVID. Dude. You want to know who got really fucked by locking things down? The poor. The poor. They get that's what that's fundamentally what being poor is. Stuff happens in the world. And if you have money, you're like, well, hire this, I'll do this.

I'll have my house designed. When you're poor, you go, oh, fuck. You go, it's getting oppy outside. It's getting oppy. That's what being poor. Every dude, this is like top level rhetoric of like, Andrew Yang came out like, well, this will affect the poor. It's like, no fucking shit.

Hey, you don't put, don't talk about my dog. I like Yang. I like Yang. I think I'm hanging out with him on Thursday. He's the man. I'm telling you, I like him. But I saw him, that was the thing he went to. And it's like, bro, no doi.

Everyone else was saying it too. And it's like, and I, dude, I say that again, I engage in totally free speech with love to all my brothers and sisters of the entire planet. Of course. I'm not out here trying to do barbs on one side or the other. I see something. I go, I just wheeled the sort of truth as far as I can see it. I fucking, my blazing sort of discrimination, the good kind of discrimination.

I fucking, I blaze it. I can't help it. Slash, dude. I do that. I saw that so many times. You know who this is going to affect, right? Oh, you can say that easily because you have money. If you were poor, it's like, yeah, dude.

You're saying life would suck more if I was poor. Yeah, dude. Yeah, doi. Go ask a poor person, dude. Yeah. Hey, does it like affect you when things happen? Does it think it affects you because you're poor? They're going to say, huh?

Huh? Huh? I can't hear you over all this noise. I'm hearing my poor neighborhood. Yeah. This noise, these fucking hell. This shit stinks. What are you asking me about?

I'm stressed as fuck, huh? Roe v. Wade. Yeah, man. Fucking yeah. Sure. Add that to the fucking pile. Yeah. This neighborhood, you guys aren't helping with it all

because you think we'll be upset if you do. Yeah, it sucks. Huh? What? You guys stopped solving crime here? What are you saying? I want to fucking abort my children? Yeah, fucking yeah.

I desperately want to do that and I'm pissed off now because I'm poor. This is affecting me more because the state gets to decide. I will say the stupid fucking idea. Sorry. And Yang, I do like Yang. Obviously. I like where Yang went.

I told you before when Yang. You introduced Yang. I like Yang. You were early on Yang. I like the man. The Yanga Tang, dude. Yeah, the Yanga Tang. He's the man, dude.

Yeah. A lot of people go again. They're like, dude, fuck Yang, dude. He's fucking. He's at least, I don't know. I don't know shit. I don't know anything about this stuff. I will say he seems to be the only one that's at least trying

to be like, what's the issue? How can we talk about it? He seems like the few people who is genuine. We'll say I've got fooled before. So I think a lot of these politicians are going to come out and I'm not putting this one on Yang's name. But there's a lot of younger people right now who want to see decentralization,

which by the way is, you know, what's happening. But they want to see decentralization. And I think Yang points to decentral, a possibility of decentralization. Yeah. So we'll see. I don't know. I think I've said this before about abortion.

Don't fuck me, Yang. Don't fuck me. What did you find out? Mississippi is more liberal than fucking France when it comes to how late. I heard that. It's like, bro. Really?

Although Texas is like six or eight weeks, which is. That's a heartbeat. Six or eight weeks. That's why that's the name of the act. Heartbeat and a tail, but it does have a tail. Still has a tail. Tail. You can kill things with tails.

Okay. Fair enough. I'll say again. That's a good argument. And this is this is where I come from. If I was in Texas to say that thing still got a tail, they'd say, uh, yes. I believe it does.

Senator. Yes, it does still have a tail. Tail. It's like, well, then you can kill it. Am I right, y'all? They'd say, mm-hmm. How big is this tail? How big are we talking?

That's true. I do hate, I do hate the fucking. You know, we goof on the libs a lot. Yeah. Truthfully, it's because we're surrounded by libs. Constantly fucking being gay. True. The fucking Southern rep, or not just Southern,

just the Republicans pretending to be Christian. Yeah. Giving a fuck about abortion. Oh, they got crushed. Those dudes fucking suck. That was. It doesn't need to be said. Those dudes are as gay as it gets.

They were the Bush era, STWs basically. I watched a, there was a nice little debate. It wasn't great, but it was between, uh, I think Lindsey Graham and, uh, Bernie. Yeah. Bernie rules. He got steamrolled by the fucking thams. Lindsey Graham, let me make sure I'm right on Lindsey Graham.

Is he the one that looks like a boy? He looks like the guy from, see the one who looks like Morgan and Morgan, that fucking child face stole through. God, I hate that fucking guy. Yeah. He stinks. Oh, there's, there's for sure.

Well, you tell me, you keep talking about that. He seems like he should have one of those, like Colonel Sanders hats on all the time, like the white paper hat. I'm not racist at all. I swear to God. I know. I've never seen him more clearly like,

we should have slimes typeface. That guy had him. Dude, that's, that's the textbook had him, dude. Big time, dude. Southern fucking weird dork. I bet he's probably whatever. I keep trashing the south. My bad.

My bad. Y'all just spent a lot of time down there and I'm having fun. Lindsey Graham's a Southern weird dork. It's not trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's probably, yeah, but I keep it including Southern as if that's an indicator. That's slightly less, slightly less trustworthy.

I hear a Southerner talking slick to me. I'm going, what the hell? I hear a Southerner talking. Yeah. Your spider eyes. My antenna's perk up and I go, this guy doesn't know shit. He's from fucking the south.

Why don't you shut up dumbass? This guy hate the fucking union, dude. Don't fuck. This guy fucking. This guy trying to bring back. Don't, don't make me. Every time a Southerner talking, I'm like, is this guy trying to bring back slavery?

I say, don't try to, don't make me bring Sherman back down here. No, man, I don't want that. You guys, oh God, Sherman's coming. We better get out. We better hot tail it boys. But yeah, it's, it's tough. What's that?

Lindsey Graham. Oh my God. Kind of looks like Brian Kelly, dude. Kind of reminds me of Notre Dame's old coach. He looks like Trump mixed with Ellen DeGeneres. He really does. Yeah. Look, give me his Wikipedia.

Where'd that cheese dick go to school? Where'd he grow up? The Citadel? Central, South Carolina. Oh, that's a Citadel. University of South Carolina. University of Central, South Carolina. Oh, wow.

He's a Gamecock through and through. He's cock, go crocs. South Carolina does historically stink. South Carolina is a state to go visit. Fucking rules. Shout out Hilton Head. I'm more, you and I'm more NC, baby. North Carolina, I love the Carolina beach.

I go to Tar Heel myself. I go to Carolina in my mind. I go to Carolina in my mind a lot. Anytime my girlfriend starts fucking chirping, I say, gone to Carolina. I'd start going to the beach. I think, wow, it'd be nice to be sitting on the outer banks with my buddies.

Girls got you deaf in one ear. Yep. Tell you what, if military wanted you to have a wife, that issue you want. Damn, bro. Now you're taking me back to my West Point, guys. You keep talking to me like this. Yeah, abortion shit's weird, man, because it's like.

Yeah, let's talk abortion. It's, well, here's the thing, man, I'm, you know, it is a shame because it's like, I don't want to make people feel bad who had, there's no bone in my body that wants to shame a person who has had an abortion. I get it. Maybe you had a girl approach me saying

she needed an abortion and asked me for 600 bucks. I hope to God she was just getting 600 bucks out of me. Long time ago. So I get, I get the pressures associated with it. No judgment at all. I also understand that there's people who are like, there's a human, a humanoid creature with a heartbeat at six weeks.

Maybe we shouldn't kill it. I get that, dude. No shame on either side, but it's like, dude, you have people approaching that as if it's life or death. And then you have people, and then, but this is, this is my most, the sinister part of my mind is like, how much of this is not even about life. It's about political people winning out against each other.

And I just go, Jesus, man. It's like, that's right. That was a, I'm getting the sick feeling now. I'm not talking about the people protesting in the street or the people online, the Facebook dad saying, shut up sluts. Yes, exactly. I'm talking about the actual politicians.

Knocking pussy hats off of ladies. Shut up. Yeah. No, dude, it makes me so sick to my stomach, man. I think about it. I just go, because then it's like, and this again, this isn't the trash people. I start to think like, you get like women who are like,

my career, and it's like, I get it. I get it. 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:48,920 Here's what I will say. When it comes to the my career thing. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of that. There's also a lot of, let's say, poor people.

Yes. That are trying to work their way out of poverty. For sure. That are about to go to college or are working hard to get to college. They get pregnant in high school. Yep. They're not going to be able to get to college.

They're going to have to have a kid by themselves and go back into the system. Yeah. Where they keep getting fucked. Yeah. So there is that. So you do need to really acknowledge that. That's true.

And again, we're getting into people's reality. Yeah, dude. It's like poor single motherhood. Yep. You're telling me there's a button you can press and it's like, this is where I stay. It's like, you're telling me you have to do something that like, it's kind of like killing a puppy.

Would you kill a puppy to get a poor single motherhood? I would. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's fucked up. It's got a tail. It's a dark part of myself. I don't like to talk about, but it's like, would you do that?

Yeah, probably, dude. It's like calling that person a murderer, not the best take. Yeah. Not the best thing. But being like, it's nothing. It's not nothing. It's human life. All right.

Fucking, I'm like this. Come on, come on, guys. Yeah. Come on, guys. How about, and that's the other thing too. It's like, obviously it's like, you have these good Christian women being like, we got to save these babies. It's like, why don't you guys go help poor single mothers, man?

Also, I got to say this. And poor single mothers. Fucking stop having so much goddamn sex. When it comes to this. Fucking sew it up for a minute, dude. Although that is the ticket out of poor single mother. What are you talking about? Shut up.

You're married trying to ruin it for the brothers. No, that's true. That is, that's the other thing too. Posey can say, go just snitching because he finished. That's what you're doing, dude. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I just realized, dude, I'm, I'm, I'm, this is a thought exercise. I'm about to whoop your ass.

You keep trying to cock block the brothers. No, no, no, no. Single mothers keep fucking doing it. Fuck Roe v. Way. We're going to do it. We're still going to abort them. Here's what I'm saying. You can still party, dude.

As a poor single mother, that's the fucking. You're like this with the fucking, with the lit up tongues. And you see, you're just looking for dongs. So like it fly. They're like cargo coast, dude. You see some guys like, I'm going to start an auto business. And you're like, I think this is going to work. And then they're just kind of like, I can't handle all this pressure.

You're like, God damn it. That dude, there's, there's dudes who will just be like the way out of it. You go, you go like this. You knock a lady up and then you go, look, I'm going to take care of the kid. I just, our relationship's not working. And then you just, that's the first line of distance. And then you go like, you really stress me about this whole thing. How about I just do weekends?

Then you say, Hey, I'm going to support money when I can. You know, that's, that's a hell. That's a bad hell. A lot of people haven't experienced that. I think here's how I feel about the whole thing. But I think there's a lot of people going with it. Because I, me included, I would, I can't sit around and be like, you better not get an abortion.

Yeah. It's like, I might have to pull that trigger if it, if it came my way. You know what I mean? You think you pull the trigger? There certainly were times in my life I would. I don't know about right now, but there certainly was that if I was younger, I'd be like, I'm living on fucking cans of beans right now. For sure.

I don't, look, I'm trying to do open mics. I don't want to have to move home to mommy and daddy to raise a kid. Yeah. So yeah, for sure. Who am I to judge, bro? I, no, no, no, it's not, and I know, of course, we're not judging anybody getting this. I'm not, I'm not putting this on you either.

I'm saying this is personally how I feel. For sure. For sure. That's the fucking part. That's what bothers me a lot is I think these a lot, a lot, a lot of these politicians coming out there being like, well, that's a human law after ruining. It's like, hey, you dumbass, what would you do?

Would you, would you get an abortion so you could become a South Carolina Senator? I bet you would. Yeah. I bet you've done a lot worse to get where you are. Yeah. That's true. That's very true. And that's my opinion.

That's the problem at, this is, this is where I like to give opinions on record. Recorded into a microphone. I like doing that. You should do that. Yeah. I mean, the problem is we should be to be continuously feeding thoughts into a thing that's like, okay, that's cool. That's, but people will see that and go, well, I'm going to use that to destroy you.

Yeah. I also change my mind every fucking two hours. Well, yeah. But the problem, this is the thing I say again, I could just be a fucking dumbass, but it's like, it just sucks that like it is a human life, but it's also like, this is what I, and again, it's not the abortion thing. It's like, if you want, even outside of abortion, like if you want to have a kid, you have to have a job.

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All right. Back to abortion. I just wish people would approach the situation with a little more love and understanding, dude. Oh, yeah. A little less fucking gavel swinging and just be like, dude, here's what I think about it. I love you.

I wonder if it's time for, I wonder if it's a nice little trick, you know, not to get conspiratorial. Yeah. But it's like, hey, I think the economy might about to be collapsing. Let's have them not point fingers. Let's go ahead and make them argue about abortion again. Dude, when that thing came out, I went,

oh, you motherfuckers. I thought the same thing. I went, oh, they're trying to start some bad. It gasses $7 and the housing market's going to crash and everything's going to shit. Dude. Let's have them argue about abortion again. I mean, and this is, this is like, it's fucked up

because I genuinely thought about that. I was like, dude, are they really like, are they pressing like another button now? I'm like, all right, we got the whole Trump thing. Let's go this one. Yeah. Let's drop this one. Still Trump, by the way.

It's always Trump. Oh, yeah. I've no, every fucking clip or anything I see from Biden, he's like, it was the last administration, man. Oh, I know. They've been doing that forever. We're trying to fix this thing. It's fucking bullshit.

I got to work on my button. That's not bad. I got to figure it out. I got to watch him more. True. He doesn't speak it. Yeah. You don't see him that much.

He's falling off bicycles. He's just more of a. Yeah. Did you see Trump after he fell off the bike? He said, what did he say? I don't ride bikes. Yeah. He gave it, he was like, president Biden.

He's giving a fucking, he's in Tennessee. He was in Tennessee giving it in an arena. He's like, we're worried about him. He fell off his bicycle. Like he just kept saying, we're really worried about him. He just fell off his bicycle. I promise you, I'll never ride a bicycle. And the crowd's like, he's just killing.

Dude, he keeps killing. Yeah. Just fucking nuts, man. The whole thing is just bizarre to me because it's like, dude, especially when they go to the religious angle, because they go like, well, what would you say to a person who would have been born, but they weren't. It's like, it's a heavy thing to think about.

And that's like a really fucked up thing to think about. It's very terrible and sad and very shitty. It sucks. Yeah. But it's like, when they attack it with like hatred, it's like, dude, come on, man. Sure. Use that Christian love, dude.

All that stuff, it's like, dude, that lady just aborted her child. Maybe give her a hug and console her. Rather than make you fucking murdering piece of shit. What would Jesus do there? They would hug the lady. I bet Jesus would. Jesus would hug the lady.

Jesus would have hugged her. Hug the lady and you'd point up to the fucking, I don't go to Ephesians and be like, dude, the war is between the fucking us and the masters. Dude, let's stop squabbling with it. That wasn't from Ephesians. Yeah. Between the dark forces.

Yeah. It's like, clearly you and I shouldn't be fighting. Like, yo, man, that fucking sucks. You had to get an abortion. He would say, hey. I hope you get your new job. Key without sin. Cast the first stone, motherfucker.

That's what I'm saying, man. That's what I'm saying. Wow, dude. It's all about, it's like, dude. Sorry about all that shit. I was talking about locking up pistachios at Dwayne Reed. I was fired up and then, you know, I got to thinking about it and I was,

I was wrong. Let's lock up the shit. Lock up the chips. Lock them up. I'm going to flip those fuck. I'm going to flip those pistachios, dude. Like, fuck, what the hell is this? How dare you?

Am I father's Dwayne Reed? This is my father's Dwayne Reed. Yeah. It just fucks me up, dude. And then the whole, the political system at large, it's just like two, two octogenarians being like, you see that other fucking idiot fall, pussy, dumbass. And everyone's like, I've identified with the winning

and dominant 80 year old. My guy doesn't fall off books. It's dude. It's fucking crazy. We need one of those fucking slots doing. Fuck them. Yeah. Meanwhile, that whole crowd's probably like,

I've tossed a couple of way. Oh, dude, for sure. I've tossed one, but I feel bad about it. Yeah, it's terrible. It's a terrible thing that is a economical necessity within our current circumstances that we find ourselves in. And it's very sad. All right.

Let's switch over to the Patreon. And we got the Beezer sitting outside. Fuck you all, you guys. Dude, hang in there. Hey, I love, you know, for real, dude. It's nothing but love. You got to approach it with a little more love, dude. You don't have to try to win online, dude.

Just be like, yo, that sucks. I'm sorry to hear that. Also, yes, one of our human brothers did fall to the machine at your hands. And that's so fucking sad. And I'm sorry to fucking love you guys. What do we do, man? What can we do other than love?

Push on, dude. That's it. Love, try to make people. Hey, guys, if you're out there listening to this right now, just try to make someone else happy. Most people are trapped between being like, I just don't want to think or talk about this. Instead of trying to make somebody happy,

you could get on Facebook and troll the fuck out of us. Just ruin motherfuckers days, dude. Yeah. Or just be like, what do you think, mom? I will carry that into Twitter for you. No problem if I fight anyone who disagrees with what my parents believe. All right.

God bless you. Have a good day. We're going to Patreon if you want to listen to us there. Get over there, dude.