Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 405 - Free Manti (feat. WARMODE)

Episode Date: August 19, 2022

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We're here, dude. It's good. We did welcome welcome to Matt and Shane's secret podcast That's your back from Australia tell us all about it back from Australia back from Australia back from the future really really It's the future there right now. Why it's tomorrow morning there right now. Oh fuck. Yeah. I don't know how you're doing that You're good now. I'm all right. I feel better. I'm not Shane's live at my lifestyle right now. What life sucks He texts me a five this morning. Yeah, I keep waking up one fucking Jaco time shit Take a picture of your watch I'm rage quitting at 8 30 in the morning This game sucks so fucking bad. Are you playing other people or just no I do I play franchise

It's psychotic he plays franchise against the computer even though there's a live and all yeah, there's a whole world, right? Yeah, no, that shit sucks. It's fun. It's fun like the storyline dude I like to be like, you know, we need to establish. I am also into the lore of things I like we got it so and so gets hurt. I got I got a build around that I got to work on draft picks the only good story Mode football game ever created is Blitz the league that was the best and that should be the last football game ever created I mean on the dynasty and CWA dynasty Blitz the league when you could like elect to give the guy steroids or not Yes, that was fucking see it was nuts. Why would you not give him steroids NFL Blitz?

It was just a thing you either he would either be out for the game or you give him steroids really I had one where you could it was right before They got gay. You could like have your players cheat How really there would be things where you could if your player got caught cheat on a test Yeah, you could be like his grades are bad You could be like ignore that let him play and then if you got caught you got fucked by the NCAA It was good. Yeah away with it Yeah, I would know the name I would hold my place. Yeah, we are live. I don't

stand This isn't this isn't some sec fucking we're talking blue and gold. We're talking God country nowadays So you would you'd be like guys get back in the classroom. I'd say if you cheated on I will cut you dude Strike one. Did you ever go coach mode? What do you mean wasn't there like a coach option? Oh, yeah, that was sick. Yes, I would do that I'd just be offensive coordinator. I'd start like Toledo I Was doing that this year. I was doing that during the pandemic coach modes fucking sick

It was nice. I would start as an offensive coordinator No one sees He's just creating another reality. That's so funny. I don't know what to tell you guys. I have zero shame about this Oh, you should I don't feel attacked good I don't think you are trying to FIFA is the most tragic FIFA I would try to take a low tier English team because they have relegation so like the Premier League I just watch Ted Lasso. I'm caught up. I would take a team like Ted Lasso's team. Yeah, I would try to Ted Lasso I would fail

Drop down another league Play every game Of playing like five hours every day We get fired. It was terrible. They chucked his ass down to uni. Well, it was terrible I mean mean O'Connor watched it happen, dude. I was Sunderland. I was Sunderland till I die He watched us get fired. He would even more loser of a move O'Connor would lay on the couch and watch me game watching game is time. So it's a whole anyone can fall into you have to be stoned Or he was dead so that's iconic. Yeah, I think the O'Connor was for real depressed as fuck. Yeah, sure. Yeah, right

Watching someone get fired watching someone else lose O'Connor's on his feet right now. He's why I don't like it. He's swift. He's high up. He's high. He's been working out Things are so ripped, dude. He got Dude, I'm happy for him, but at the same time, I wish I could have that Dude, I can't I've had baby fats in so long. I know you were laying like that. You're laying like when God It's like the dude who's stuck to the tree and game of thrones Fucking knows everything But yeah, I've been I've been waking up way too early and then

Game in as hard as I can Nothing I switched between MLB the show it mattered Keep quitting No Do you hit the switch on the shitter? No, I do not I wish I had that type of power My cousin a little while that was like we had the Gameboy and then we got the PSP and we're playing me for speed on the Shit, it just comes it goes over. No, you can just hop on a PSP because you

You're gaming on the toilet back then it's like Super Mario brothers Yeah, for a while when I had that fucked up porn set up with the hamper upside down Yeah, I got you know the No, the VR the VR red shit where are you just looking at Wario? Oh boy. Yeah, that thing was awesome. I've played Wario world until my fucking legs went numb on the toilet Yeah, yeah switch on the toilet is deadly dude, that's hemorrhoid city. Yeah, that's hemorrhoid city I mean, I that's I already lived there. Yeah, but dude you become the mayor I

Yeah, I couldn't do that that would be a real I mean don't give me no I could yeah Yeah, you can do anything you put your mind, but that I would do it if it weren't for smartphones If there were no smartphones, I would definitely have the Nintendo That's how I got playing MLB the show on that we read a Gameboy read a Gameboy next to the toilet forever when we play I mean, it was Tetris. Yeah, that was perfect for shitting. I guess you're right Yeah, I would marry it like when Mario and shit exists and you got Tetris. It's kind of beat I wonder if he's the only city that calls it Mario probably Yeah, I've never heard it. It's Mario. Yeah, it's Mario. It's Mario. Yeah, what are you guys talking about?

It's Mario. Don't we love it that we're all from here in Toggle. You guys call them Mario Lopez. Yeah Yeah, yeah, Mario Lopez. Yeah, fuck. Who's the guy from your mama? I don't know what that is. Your mama on MTV where they would do your mama jokes to each other Well, that's Walter Valderama never mind. Yeah, it's not Mario. What? Other Mario Mexican Mario Lopez Mario Lopez. Yeah, I get him and Walter Valmer or whatever his name Will the wrong from her. Yeah, you don't remember your mama This is your mama. Do you love snap contest? Huh? Do you love snap contest? I was watching that I was watching wow now. Do you love urban comedy? Huh?

Not necessarily a lot of it's over my head A lot of it just flies over my head and I can't really I can't laugh with like, you know What minority? I can't learn no jokes about minorities. You don't like to punch out. They're hitting each other too hard Yeah, I'm up. I would like comedians that punch up. I true. You got a punch up in comedy. Am I right? Yeah, so if you're watching like two minorities roast each other you get clammy being like I can't laugh at that I'm just indifferent. They might as well be speaking like Russian. I don't know what they're saying, you know They might as well be speaking Greek By the way, that's where gringo comes from really I had to look that up

Why it's not there was an old thing where people thought gringo was people saying back then Spanish the Mexican saying green go U.s. Army was wearing green uniforms or something. Yeah, that's what I've heard No, it's it's Spanish because the Spanish used to From Spain they used to say like how we say like it's all Greek to me Yeah, the Spanish would say that if somebody said something that grigo is Greek Maybe I go grigo Mexican stuck it So much better than gringo, I'm not sure why I think maybe because we were watching the anarchists

Those are green. Those were gringos. Those were complete gringos. RIP Nathan Freeman, dude I've been laughing so hard. There's a big spoiler, but go watch the anarchist Yeah, Nathan Freeman dying of cirrhosis turning into a fucking Penske, dude. Yes Looks like you was picking up kids for school I didn't think the hand was real Like 20 minutes before that it's like I hate the word allowed It's like dude, you shouldn't be allowed to drink cuz now yellow dying for your kids I saw him hitting that tumbler like in the first couple episodes. I was like this dude has they kept it in

There's one part where they're doing an interview at his house and he's like, do you want to drink cuz I'm certainly gonna have one In that video, I think it was whiskey That's a whole other thing dying from like brown liquor dude imagine that most people move towards vodka He's literally laying in a bed. He's fully yellow So it looks like Homer's mouth. Yeah, he's learning like looking into the eyes of his children, and they're like, all right Say goodbye to dad. He's like Nice the white Dude that lived in America could have had a sweet life grew out of devious goatee took his whole family to alcohol

He's like, oh, yeah, we're so cool. We let our kids curse and then he died It is funny to meet as anarchists and be like, all right, we're just gonna do this once a year We don't like to centralize this organized thing Money to set up a booth Yeah, they what they just chill and talk on Facebook. That's the whole show fuck that rules. Hey, did you just find this? I know but how did because you got a passio search for it passio is in it Like we were looking for passio passio and he was like bitching like a couple years ago He's like anarcha polka's fucked. I'm starting anarcho Delphia. And like he started

Here yeah, yeah, yeah How's anarcho Delphia has that been I didn't go I heard the enterprises in jeopardy though Passio came come back is it when I last checked in with passio. He was like he's touching go dude. Really? Yeah, I mean you go toe-to-toe with Lucifer in a leaf and see how you're I know but last time I checked in it was like it was looking bleak Yeah, but if you watch this anarchist thing they put up the numbers of what they would have with Bitcoin That's the other thing dude. They were so close at the end of the season or the show

They're literally like four months away from Bitcoin hitting a hundred thousand and they're all like they all die So I fell asleep I did jet lag hit I fell asleep and I woke up to the redhead redheads Facebook live Yeah, I think it's skived out with like some sort of meth or whatever That's the word though I feel so horrible for Nathan Freeman because the dude's fucking yellow Treacherous blood work dying his wife's in front of his wife's in his mitt Just like you should go like I fucking hate you for doing this for bringing them all to Mexico

You can die now. I'm telling him to die off the death. Oh, you should die. You can go now I'm very mad at you, but you should die and then you just clocks out. It clocks that you can't talk He dies on cam kind of just about yeah, yeah, yeah, Jesus Christ. I've never seen someone turn yellow. Oh, no, I heard about it I yeah, I heard like jaundice. Yeah, I thought it was just your eyes. This dude is full He's fully yellow. Oh, you wouldn't believe how yellow is fucking hand is. Oh, it doesn't look real Looks like a crepe keeper my baby had to bought she was like, holy shit is that that guy's hand? I was like no way You have to be drinking like a handle a day, right? You'd have to be

Or just even like a seven-fifth. I mean, I guess obviously cirrhosis hits people different, but like yeah, it's smack that dude's that Can house bottles a day? Yeah, no problem. Like Stan hopes still yeah, he's a lizard king out in the desert Yeah, he's scaring it under rocks. He can do it Nathan Nathan could not That makes sense wasn't in his constitution Yeah, it's just that like a bunch of like kind of smart guys a bunch of tricksters and a bunch of rebel nerds like it's textbook rebel nerds There's the dude named Paul in there skank this yeah, it couldn't be more skank fast Like every single person there if you like spun me around six times and showed me a new camera

It was a different scene and we're like is this the anarchist documentary or is this skank fast? That's kind of us obviously really you've been tricked. I mean dude there It's like like notch for notch same exact thing. You know promise me if I'm yellow and dying Don't let a camera crew in there Final thing on earth and just everyone be like What is crazy about it's not blinking some dude went down Dude, he's looking at his boy. How was it boy? I was kids were so mad Young the daughter. She still got out of some curse words. Yeah, they let them curse which is like it's uncomfortable

Really a little kids are cursing like throwing books and fires and shit. Yeah, it opens with kids throwing books and fires What are they burning? He's like typically I'd be upset seeing a book burning, but isn't it so cool? It's like HBO must be just be sending people out to stuff because this guy like lucked out Having an interesting documentary because he was just there for all they probably sold it They probably sold it to HBO. That was just a dude making something. Okay. That's he says throughout. This is for HBO I got you point, you know Inside he probably just stumbled onto that he probably was like that sounds kind of funny and it was like this will be in all of a sudden

Yeah, holy shit to these guys lives apart. Yeah, such as the best thing for documentary and is find somebody's life falling apart No, I had a good Noah talked about a document No, who's that documentary talked about the old lady? Gray garden, oh gray garden. That's my juice on when Tom and Fed lived at the farm What's great gardens say two old catties that are fucking loony. Yeah, are there what's what's yeah, they're like the onassis Yeah, they're like the onassis family like two weirdos from like a rich family that the house just went fully into decay And the mom just dragged her daughter down with her was like you can't leave her I'm gonna cut you off

So just like the just as lady lost her mind and these guys just sat at their house and watched the place just completely Isn't that isn't devil's road that that house on the end of devil's road Isn't that like a Dupont estate? What you don't know the devil house the devil house on the end of devil road? I don't know You're done with where the white Bronco would chase you. Yeah with the trees been out this way. Well, that's what away from Yeah, devil house devil road, I don't know what you call on a state we call it the satanic church Yeah, but the road coming up to it the satanic road. I didn't we never I never call I never

Carted out. I never said like what it was the road. It was called. I got entrapped on doing it one time I mean, you know, I don't fuck with any of the satanic church Kathleen brought me with their fucking hick-ass boyfriend And I was in the back seat just punching the fucking Trying to play cool He had a jacked-up like I won't say his name. Yeah, it's hilarious name, but he was a hick-ass boyfriend Yeah, we everyone hated him. He was going to top down that my Paul hated him. He was Kenny Chesney at the link He went to Kenny Chesney at the link. Yeah, for sure had to have did fireball at Kenny Chesney at the link Took him on whoo. What's that stuff is cinnamon?

Oh To be what yellow on goals logger, you know, my bro my bro went close to yellow on on fireball What an alcoholic and he was fucking sneaking bottles of fireball in his Fireball chewing gum There's a lot of mad dog alcoholics Mad dog sick. Yeah. Oh you got the md 2020 life. Yeah, I was a kid Cool, it's just because the bottle the name and the colors. Yeah, I like that. It's a cheap like terrible hobo wine Yeah, I thought that

Game wine It's so fucked up. There was that thunder. I think there's wild Irish Rose was another one. I was like it sounds so sick Yeah, it's for it's literally it's for exclusively the biggest pieces of shit for locos If you're not a kid, I mean, it's all kids, but if you're like not a kid drinking md 2020 you're fucked Yeah, yeah, absolutely fucked up. They're out there, bro You've completely given a lot of them are on 20 second and diamonds liquor store because I used to go there when I was at Temple and the end 2020 lot of md 2020 clientele going in there by dogs dude. I Got my hands on boons for him. I thought that was kind of nice and isn't that the same shit

It is I was that was pretty pissed when I learned that I was like I got boons for him Sucks when you find out something you like is for fucking bad dog. Yeah, it's bad dog. Yeah store my life Yeah, right before I got the temple for loco took off and that was sick Yeah, you were sick. That was your opioid epidemic But when I got the temple they already took the caffeine out of for locos and Snoop Dogg had a fucked up malt beverage that like you Would shit purple the next day. Wait, what was crazy? What was the one? What was pay who had pimp juice? There's a little John there was pimps there was a beverage called I think pimp juice or come juice

Come juice. Yeah, okay. That was a side boys. How's the respect buddy? Joe? There was another one to it was there was for local and there was one more local was responsible for my first bomb my first Real show bomb that's it was back when it was caffeinated. You know my bro shaking We bought a case of it and played drinking games during the day How bad is it when my first show like how the worst feeling the world how terrible though? Standing in front right so like civilian here. It's 1929 stark stock crash It's 1929 you literally are standing like Friday. You're just standing in front of a whole room. That's decided you suck

Tackling this is paranoia. It's the worst thing in the world and then somebody starts heckling and everyone's on that person's side So no matter what you say, they're like, haha, his was funnier. Yours sucks. Yeah, it's thing It's crazy the whole room full of people actively not liking you and you're trying to get them to like you Even if you like you guys, it's still a point. That's like I want you guys to think that that's funny Yeah, I mean this is your cut this it sounds like when you're crushed. This is you in grade school We had a chick that I had a huge crush on I fucking told her and then everyone's a dude She doesn't like you and everyone turned their back All full of people looking at that firehalls are

When you get hired at like a VFW they're like hey We got some local comedians and every comedian sucks by the time you're on the whole crowds like shut the fuck up Yeah, and that but especially when the whole crowd knows each other then there's dudes that are funny And they had their and they're like it looks like fucking Bill's wife, and they're all like I did it I did an Armenian Orthodox Church And the other one you got to go clean. I was a guy and they ever placed the word asked for booty Oh, and I said booty and they just bombed and I went. Oh, what did I do? 70 unibrow staring at you

Where's the Turks when you need them you fucking Armenian freaks no one believes you that genocide didn't happen How come that genocide didn't happen? That was fast That's legal Bombing snakes bombing is gay I'm just trying to wrap my head around like heavy embarrassment rituals, you know It's like I'm gonna be up. There's the most embarrassing thing possible. I would say man. I tell you had the most Possible thing all time and that was back to when it was like even if it was like dude

I didn't know it was it was a guy. It was like there were probably like that's still gay I can fact that you were figured back then they'll be like the fact that you couldn't figure that out Oh, they knew it was a guy. I'm saying oh, yeah He could be like now you make I didn't know it's a guy No, I'm like fuck off the fact that you didn't figure that out like you it doesn't matter You were talking to someone who you thought was a guy People probably like that's gay bro. I was so adamant that he was innocent from the get-go, but I will say this I think am I defending him. I tried to set up a fucking like I'm not being a Homer

I was like, I think he might be gay. I was like, he's just a dumb gay dude. Dude. Let him go It might have besmirched the king and if that if that's true. I yeah, but back then there was it was It's not your fault is what I'm saying because back then I loved him dude. I loved him like a fucking brother Foolish gay stuff Wasn't at all gay especially the pics were on point. She he she sent the picture with him and saying dude Boy shit. Yeah, he's a little boy until you die. He sussed out. What's what's the other thing they call each other? Cousin or brother Yo, they say it in WWF. I remember it like him hitting up the other athletes and stuff

I remember that all the time. I one buddy used to get fucking Hit up after football games by all the other like teams like the kids on the other teams The one kid's name was fucking Geronimo and it was constantly like, yo, what's up, man? You're the shit and if that if that dude had Geronimo, okay, and the SNES on him He would have believed it. That's what I'm saying. You can't you can't fall in my problem is back then It didn't matter. It'd be like it doesn't matter that it was a hot picture It doesn't matter the voice even the people said the voice was hot. Yeah, it's like you You had feelings for a dude. Yeah, that's that was the the thing back then

It's like if it doesn't matter if you got completely tricked you had feelings for a dude Gavel hits the thing gay. That's that's back then. Yeah nowadays. No big deal His legs were going numb before games. Obviously. He's fighting that in his head, bro. Yeah, I literally felt it I was watching the documentary and I like felt the embarrassment. Oh, it's like this is insane. He's so nice, too And you champed it the dude's a fucking beast. He's the beast Yeah, he's a beast that also that was also the gayest insult to like anytime anytime people talk shit on no day And they're always like join a fucking conference. You guys don't care about this, but I know you're talking about Shut up about it. Yeah, and the other thing would be like, oh, I'll tell you fake girlfriend

Like you don't know anything about what happened, dude. Yeah, he was so far He was so busy like that was a perfect fucking season for nerdy. What's the last time I had a perfect season? Two years ago actually two years ago that a perfect season. They went under Smoked in the play. Okay, that's count. I'm saying when's the last time they won the ship? We talking newt rock I mean should have been 93 not a big deal. They had the exact same record as Florida State Yeah, they both won 11-1 they gave it to Florida State not a state Florida State's one loss. No, today. Whoa Yeah, should have been no day not a big deal. That was a 12-0 season. That was supposed to be a double That was a 12-0 season. That was supposed to be a perfect season. It was a perfect season, dude

No one can take it now. It was a perfect regular. There's nothing. Here's the other thing. There's nothing even if tail was fully King Manti. Yeah, they were getting they were getting butt-fucked in that game I remember watching on ESPN over and over and over again of Lacey running into the end zone With the first dagger and then it was just like the red wedding. Notre Dame losing is also like clickbait. ESPN loves it Everybody loves it. They're like look at Notre Dame get killed again. Everybody gets killed in college football There's three teams that are good. Yeah, so Ohio State Clemson, Alabama. Yeah, they butt-fuck everybody Schedules packed with good teams though. They don't even does have a good schedule. That's another common misconception Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They have a day play join a conference. It's like go look at Michigan schedule, dude

Go look at fucking Michigan schedule. I don't know who they open up with Colorado State Hawaii Connecticut, Maryland, dude, that's their first four games. Damn miss me with that Yeah, but I mean, I don't I don't get the experience like the highs and the lows like this dude fucking had 80,000 people swinging layers dude. I was at that. I was at that You know, I mean, yeah, Michigan at night at Notre Dame 2012 not a big deal And then he was locked in his room looking at fucking Twitter comments. Yeah This is the darkness, bro. I mean, I'm out in the sun been in the darkness

It's as embarrassing as anything can get getting tricked like that especially as a fucking who so dude Yeah, you're from that your news, dude. Yeah, he kind of got her back He could he kind of got her back at the end there When said with I forgive him I forgive him. Yeah, he dead named her. He did Anyone has a right First of all, he's got full right to say I would slaughter such such is that why what people do that what? Like attack them. Yeah Attack you sometimes the community gets attacked. Thank you. Good. Dude. If you get tricked if you get tricked like that

Connor and then we're just talking about this on their pocket. Yes. They said that's super gay if you do that But in my opinion You got to be so fucking straight to be so pissed that someone like if you're kind of You fucking do tricks you and you're kind of gay just like oh man, what the fuck you go home If you're super straight, you're killing I got a real I got a real like, you know I got a real like swim story like this is not me. This is totally not related to me at all But there's a carpenter that swim knows that fucking

Hatcheted a tranny and threw it in the fucking school Found body parts in the trunk then they found body parts in the river. This was a couple years ago I was you know Yeah, you're so in the closet trying to keep that It was a black dude couldn't handle it. Yeah, the carpenter was I'm thinking I the only reason I would ever get that matters is it's such a violation of the brocode for real That's such a violation of the brocode you go on there and trick your bro into thinking you're a girl and divulge Thaust for you and then ruin his football career. He found blood on a

Oh, yeah, you saw Oh, yeah, plugged in a circular saw and Matt Tateo's bitch is out here just dancing in a fucking hoola dress. How'd you like my guess? That was great. Thanks The end was like that was sickening. It was like the end of midsummer when they put like flowers on her Music might as well been playing. I don't like how Look at it. It was terrifying. I don't like how Netflix glorifies the journalists I don't like how they glorify the transsexual. I know that that's a lifestyle, but that person did That's just a very wrong. It's something very wrong. Call someone millions of dollars. Yeah, that's yeah, but all right

It's my bad defensive Netflix. That'd be like making a movie Like just cuz someone fucks up doesn't give you an opportunity to make fun of what they are Like if they made a movie where a black dude robbed a place, you couldn't just be like Although there's I'm just playing I'm playing fucking homo's advocate Hypothetically we want to play that it hypothetically. What if this was just some random white dude never trans and did this to Manta? He'd be this was a demon although that could have been the that could have been part of the violation of the bro coach You might have been forced to physically trans. Oh, yeah, that might be death penalty of the broke I was trying to explain this kicked out of the alliance. This is no name. This happening to Manta. I

Was the night I was falling in high school senior year. I've been falling this dude He was definitely going to USC. I was a low point in my life. I was washing dishes. Yeah Yeah, I was at a catering company washing dishes watching high school highlights. Of course I still do McGuffey mixtape not a big deal to Michigan. That was gay I friend requested him on fucking Facebook McGuffey McGuffey nice. No all divine was a bit too much of a thug for me. I Those Florida Dade County boys are scary. They are yeah, but I was what I was falling this. He was a USC lock

Yeah, everybody was like USC. He commits another name on signing day. What'd you do? Me and my bros love the Irish. I think at the company. We were going nuts Shout out Elcas. What up? You were just like we were pumped and then I mean I was this this was the guy I was like, yeah, yeah, now it's time for no name to get a decent defense. It's been years We've been toiling under Charlie Weiss No defense. I love this. Charlie Weiss is a sackless motherfucker. He was he actually was a sackless man I used to watch the Notre Dame games my fucking uncle. You've never seen a dude

You've never seen a dude like this really full egg, dude full Humpty Dumpty He would fucking wear it dude. He would honor. Throw the ball Charlie. He looked like Andy Reed kind of looked like a Dr. Robotnik as well He was a Dr. Robotnik. This was a Humpty. Is that the guy from signing the head job? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he was full Humpty Yeah, he was full Humpty. He looked like Chris Christie. Like you ever see Pants on the belly line. Who's the guy from Congress the little fucking troll that has his pants on there? Oh, Nadler. Yeah, Dean Nadler Jerry Nadler, it's the most rugged picture You ever see Chris Christie in a baseball uniform? Dude, it's even worse. This looks like the embodiment of a pervert So I'm following dude, I'm obsessed. Yeah, obviously this is it. This is the most depressed I have ever in my life

Obviously Notre Dame is the most important thing in my life at this point. I'm clinging to this and then Season 12 and oh, I have so many memories that season. Yeah, the goal line stand against Stanford. I was watching that with my old man Shit. We stood up and hugged It was I mean, it was playing for him On his back. I love you to hide. I mean, he talks about it. Yeah, like this is for the dudes who love me Yep, this isn't for the guys mocking me. Oh She's not putting up any memes, but on that night on the 12 and our season when he roamed it for you He was going through your head. He didn't ruin you weren't slandering his name at all. I

Was doing the research. I love you I'm trying to get into your body I'm just saying I'm trying to see if I'm trying to be he's almost at Tom's length. It's whatever, bro What's eating Gilbert great I Got that I'll definitely tell you when you get there. No, you won't I promise I know I mean, I just went a whole year and you just told me I feel like this might be a test But at the same time, I'm not gonna let you have power

Everything at the same time I couldn't even get a haircut right now if I wanted because I would have a three inch tan line all the way around my head The hair is only making you more powerful I noticed the first thing I noticed my hair do look good, dude. You look different. She had been where I look like I've been working out I haven't even been working out honestly Yeah, I might fall to a BL I want to hear the rest of this uh, bro, thank you very much. It's one of these hold on. It's like a one-sided There you go. Yeah

We got the red soundboard that's so cool a professional set up The fall was tough. I was it was actually the year that was when he committed And then Charlie Weiss gets fired no names in the damn dumps who they pick up after that Brian Kelly Brian Kelly a redheaded fuck. No, no, no. No, is you know that we ended up good I thought Brian guy when he started it was close to ready. I'm a bit of a Notre Dame fan my I'm a fan a little bit I like Notre Dame game one about a boss Game one they lose to South Florida at home. I mean, it was it was the big it was just like damn This is it's opening day till they lost to fucking

I forget. I think it was it might have been Western, Michigan I forget who the fuck they lost to Easily could have just kicked a field going won the game Yeah, they tried to throw a fade to score a touchdown for no reason After the game BK's like get used to it. This is how I play. I mean, I was look how many games you think you go back to until you start forgetting them Like could you have any seasons? I can go back pretty I can go back at least to like damn oh

03 Who's playing another three? Hold on. I got it I got it goes by because there was a while where Notre Dame would make a BCS bowl and then go six and six Then make a beat so I go what do you guys shame might be the ultimate fan My my lady came to Christmas Yeah, and I was like my whole family's gonna be wearing Notre Dame gear one guy went to Notre Dame It's the ultimate Irish swag it is for real is it's like if someone's a priest

You know I'm telling you I just think you remember nice. I remember my uncle one time. I was like who won today Went Notre Dame. Yeah, you got so fucking pumped. Could you take the rest of those BLs out? Yeah, you're gonna get frosty. Oh my man. There's okay. There's fridge ones, too But no I could go back I could go back. Oh, I mean fiesta bowl 2001 I had an American quarterback for real though. I kind of want to stay on the man time I want to get it. It's more important. I want to get in that true 2012 the season dude going undefeated Manti against Michigan State. That's when it comes out. He balls out. Everybody believes it

Everybody believes it and then that's what I did not at the time like Manti was golden. I thought it was no That was after going tape was fucking rules. Yeah, he was awesome Okay, I thought it was I thought it was real and I thought Manti was being gay about Anytime the cameras on him being like Stuff right you could see a difference. Yeah, I'd been such a psycho. I followed him his whole career Yeah, it did change when the cameras came on. How could I judge a 20 year old for doing that for real? That's that's but I was 20 That's the height of everyone's like no another thing about me. Nah, he's just a youngling dude

He was he was yeah, almost cried when he brought up his fake girlfriend dying in the documentary. I know duty a lot of emotions I had no idea was that fucked up like the faking being on a ventilator calling is the brother being like she's on a ventilator Can you talk to her the nurse like yeah, he's like hey, what's up? I hope you're doing and she's like Like start breathing fast when he was talking and the brother was like she's never done this. Can you keep doing this? He said the nurse asked whoever saying this to keep going. Yeah, but I'm doing it every day. All of this was one person I know that's the most insane thing With a nice little black goatee the whole time just passed the phone back to himself When you're there as a fan, what was like

So the like to go through this it didn't break until after the ass whooping right after the national title news came out So not only was the whole season led up to led up to the game Against Alabama where it's like dude let it happen. Please. I knew it was a long shot I was like let Notre Dame win this. Yeah. Yeah, of course. They fucking get smoke. I mean it was over from the start Yeah, and then a couple days later the story breaks where it's like Manta's girlfriend was fake That was when everyone was like he was in on it. That was their only thing was he faked it to get attention Yeah, they said that though just to like weird mannerisms and stuff. I could see it

I mean, of course, especially a lot of people hate Notre Dame. I don't hate Mature Manti to you can tell a market difference to the mature goatee Manti versus Yeah, this is him being a young boy kind of looks like Eddie Brava is like strong brother or some shit I can see that just a thought getting destroyed by everybody and then having to sit on the Dr. Phil show with your parents and Cron like that fucking doctor Phil's rat fucked dude, of course He's a shit especially in Polynesian culture that would be fucked and the Heisman thing was pretty wild too What happened? He went out for that. He was up for the Heisman. He's number two in the Heisman

Yeah, fucking middle linebacker and they took it now. They gave it to Johnny Manziel who? Deserves it. Yeah, if Notre Dame won the title Manta should have won the Manziel was the goat though and that shit was Manziel was the man Did he not go to the NFL Manziel Manziel? Yeah, tail went to the NFL tail, but he did his stock dropped bad Yeah, he was gonna be the number one linebacker taken absolutely He would have been a first-rounder for sure, and then everybody was like this guy's fucking gay idiot But Netflix portrays it like this scandal cost him his first round pick. It absolutely did For sure, which it which equals millions. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah

One thing to bother me though putting on dresses and dancing. Yeah, okay. No, that was the proof No remorse, bro. Zero fucking remorse like during the thing where like they would talk about something that happened Lene would be like that was so crazy that that happened Fucking kidding. Yeah, I can't believe he's playing the voicemails. It's so fucked up. I mean watch it Oh, yeah, I'm one episode mega spoilers. I'm one. I'm one episode bro. Why would you do that? Why would you do how are you alive? I would have killed you That's what Lene said. Yeah, Lene kakua Yeah, it's truly criminal dude, but the only thing I saw they'd be like

Yeah, I mean I realized that I wasn't a bad place and I you know It's just like the only thing I had was to go on the same thing and they couldn't let it go, dude Couldn't let it go. I wish I could forgive myself About minor infractions the way she does. Oh, yeah, I beat the fuck out of myself This is destroying a guy lives around catfishing. Yeah, just destroying and also there was no he was like, dude We had no conception of catfish. It was not a thing. Yeah, it was unheard of back then. You're telling yourself anything There's to get the next day after something like that, bro I mean back then there really wasn't you didn't hear about

My red flags would be going up and although Lene did say you've seen oh, yeah I guess it was like you've seen catfishing. I use a lot of those tactics, but that was probably after the fact Well, my the movie came out. There was a movie really. Yeah, you ever see the show on Oh, yeah shows based off that guy made a movie. Yeah, I didn't know about the movie No, I didn't know that there was a movie because me and O'Connor got an argument about it a movie version Yeah, I was like the show came out after the tail thing. He's like no, there's a movie that everyone watched I was like yeah, I never heard a movie. Yeah, I never heard a movie. Yeah Anyway, I didn't have time for that tail. No, dude. Tay was focused on football. It was faith family and football. Yeah

It's a Polynesian way and used like religious like Christian shit to just tricking him with like you saved a woman's life Well, that did that dude who was tricking them was chilling at church like singing and shit. Yeah, it was Maui the trickster, bro Well passers-by shift No This happens to every comedian that has kids You'll see it on stage all their references of kids things He's like dude say Paw Patrol there. I was like nice that actually yes Yes, yeah, dude, Linnae stole the heart of defeating his ruin

I was down to speed though, it's like literally it'd be like if all of a sudden everyone was like Lord of the Rings is fucking gay You're punching air be like everybody going around being like you like Lord of the Rings, you know, there's fucking for gay people That fucks you up to Fucked me up You should pitch as like a follow-up documentary or so I might as well get in on this Fucked ever since then my shit's been fucked up That was it also side a side documentary

It's gonna go to you big oh man with me and then Fuck I forget what I was about to say. I was selling cars. Yeah hurt Anyway, everyone calling a gay everyone everybody was calling me gay Was saying dude you're gay within within the family unit everyone loving noted everyone in my family Were you like the most Manti? No, no, no, no, I mean probably maybe the most no the whole team Yeah, I was on the form. Yeah, they turn on the phone They turn on you at all about my family like a quick distancing like that's not my boy

No, my family stuck with Manti more than I think his dad did his dad was kind of like My whole family was like Manti I did nothing wrong He didn't he did of course he didn't he didn't do anything wrong my whole family dude I've told you about my cousins my cousins my one cousin Mike's house is blue and gold He's met a woman I mean we used to live in a house where Haas painted the steps White and Caligurian for the it was The frame of every window was yeah, like spray paint. Haas literally did this

This was his full house. Yeah, it's just his full house Everything in the house was no day played like a champion no name soap He had the Rudy poster the movie poster going down the length of the hall. How did he take this? We were all devastated Him and his brothers. He is two brothers. They used to drive to every Notre Dame game from mechanics for Jesus During the day they'd leave like Friday night get to a 2 p.m. Saturday Notre Dame game see that Not drink they didn't drink they would drive Legitimate fans watch the game stands and then get back in a van and drive for ten hours God and I was playing for them Manti. I was playing for all of us

What if you went there and you're like, you know, I don't like sports guys that miss me with all this football talk We'd be like the fuck's wrong with you. They wouldn't say it to your face. They would Everybody everybody would be like, dude that family member is definitely gay When we were actually it was on the way to that game that Notre Dame Michigan game the late the with the Lays and it was just me my cousin Frank and my And Natalie his wife Who's the sweetest? She's an angel just Frank's a fucking monster. Yeah, so we're driving Middle of the night. We drove through the night. He was at first. He was giving me a lecture

Oh, this is what he was talking about He was like if your girl because my girlfriend didn't like Notre Dame. Yeah, she didn't like football He's like you got to get her on the program. Well, she's out. You got to get her into the program She was mad because my girlfriend at the time broke her leg and I didn't go to the hospital because it was Notre Dame Michigan State Game that Michigan State game Watch the fucking Michigan State game. Oh your legs gonna be broken tomorrow. I don't need to check in on true This is a one-time chance We made the right calls

I was part of the program my girlfriend needed to get with the program She never did and his wife who got with the program was in the backseat sleeping on the way What Jesus Christ Frank Yeah The flight out was great. Yeah, it was you get a bed. Oh dude fucking Air Canada Canada can go fuck itself Dude, Matt told me about this with the lamest country of all time It is if CNN was a country You guys are probably the missing part of CNN. There's a a all the A's they just put

Thinking outside the box Dude, it's Canada. It was still got to wear masks on flight. Yep. Apparently they have different health things They have different germs in Canada. You still need That's where I'm asked the whole time in the airport people. They patrol with the mask on yeah This little Trudeau's little minions dude come up and down the aisle. They're wearing like nurse clothes, too It's I put on full fucking. Yeah, they put on like hazmat suits It was crazy, dude. I'm not trying to fire and we were He's been in the cage the whole time

We were in a pod Like one of those bed seats. Yeah. Yeah, no one's around. No, I mean really no one's with it No one's faces within six feet. I couldn't get your fap though. You could not get me up like I'd catch a fap I was in there like some Yeah, bro There's somewhere the booth goes the whole way up And you could definitely fuck You could do like a military school fat was fucking yeah real quiet. I call one of those for real

Did you really? Yeah, that's what I whacked off in the bunks while quitting That's probably why you didn't have your power That might have been your Faustian deal dude this guy I was asleep and this dude comes up and goes Dude woke me up like that like Cuz my mask my nose was out. Yeah above my mat I have I had a not phone phone call with Matt like Matt was like not joking around how brutal Dude, it was literally like I was violent and I was half asleep. It was like a shake and I was like, dude What he was like, I'm gonna keep coming back. I'm gonna keep coming back. You can slide. I'm like you're pissing me

Sleeping dude, what the fuck I thought there was an emergency. I didn't I woke up from with a store Just tapping my arm like hard dude. I was like, holy shit. Remember. They said the vaccine was 98% effective What's your favorite vaccine, huh? You're gonna ask what's your favorite vaccine if it's not one of your favorites That's your right to say so no polio was good. You're an archipelago I'm not an archipelago, but I got I've gotten gutted for fucking two years over this shit now The CDC comes out now you're the two-yard line CDC comes out and says natural immunity is just as good The family I'm a retard somehow. Who called you a retard? A million people dude Cuz you try to take me down you try to let my house on fire with me in it I rise from the fucking

Bill I might as well be a fucking viral You can say for sure you say look Remember when all you guys said that you were getting on my fucking case about how I'm not a fucking scientist and I'm a retard now Dude everyone fucking said that shit Spade muzzle your dog You can say you can say legally you can say according to YouTube's legal team of lawyers I can monetize the platform you can say guys anyone you know be safe do what you got to do It wasn't my favorite vaccine. I'm more of a polio guy. Yeah one shot kill done. I like that one

All right, Matt. You're you're in you guys are in first class and they treat it I imagine what they treated the peasants the The Cochise are probably Rolled them I was thinking about becoming patriarch. Let's roll I would have done the world a favor yeah, I mean good because that was that was also Air Canada's tortoises were all Useless 55 year old. Yeah, they're C&N dude. It was MSNBC. They definitely lack of that. I'm pretty sure it was Brian Stelter Matt there's a video of Stelter with the mask on getting interrogated by project Veritas Enjoyed it and I know that's a

Veritas is a guilty pleasure. Yeah, but if if you're on the plane and this guy's like tapping you like dude one to ten What are we talking about? This was a smack. What are we talking about bro, bro? I literally said I was laying there, and I don't know if he was a near shot. I went pussy. I was so angry Yeah I was I was literally and then you're you're in a pod in a bed, dude I was in there just like For for two hours, I thought about pressing the button and being like get me a drink Yeah, I was like I should do that to this guy press the button and be like yeah, go get me a drink

Yeah, the only thing the only retribution I scream pussy really loud while everyone's sleeping And then I also also ripped the one ply of my mask. There's two ply ripped that fucking other ply open We both secretly ripped our class He walked by me was like, can you tell because I think we both thought we were getting away with it We were in the dark. We thought you could rip the bottom It's funny we both did that out of like Same I just did calf stretches in the bathroom. I was like shake you tell my mask is ripped

Oh, dude, I went I asked the lady to stretch I was back there stretching and she was like, uh, actually because of the I have to check everything dude. Everything. She what would you ask? I was just staring back by the store. This is doing my Stretching yeah, and she was like, um, I'm not sure if you're allowed to be here right now Now this is the flight there. This is this is the way back. Oh, okay. The flight there wasn't that bad No, they were okay. I took mine completely. I got yelled at. I got yelled at a couple times. Yeah, my row My row I had a I had a lady that was I had a chill row

We were on different rows my row was a chill guy and he just dude I took mine off and his face the other way and slip and I thought I could do the same thing on the way back and dude I Told you I was so angry now. He was like The guy came back. It's like sir. Would you like any water and I just literally stared at him? I swim And just looked at him didn't say a word and I was like get the fuck away I was like, I'm not speaking to you. You're a fucking stormtrooper

Fuck off dude. You are a nazi dude. You're a nazi dude I just went I just looked at him looked him in his eyes and I was like, bro You've lost your humanity. So how many hours was this flight 16? Holy shit, so you're you're in a box with this mother fucking breathe with a thing covering your face I was waking up 16 hours. I was genuinely waking up going try being a nurse Be real here. Oh scumbags Yeah, I pretty much I did I did most of most of the penta there's patriot nurses out there There's a lot of nurses that look like also they're getting back pay right now. Are they? Oh, yeah

I just wish one of them would go out with me. But I mean, you don't know about patriot nurses Rogues has a patriot nurse. She the lady who administers asl asl asl. She's a babe Obviously, she's obviously christian america asl, dude. She's austin, texas. No, she's probably she's probably I said I don't know her age probably 38 Nice, she's a beautiful babe. She's in a failure. So you're saying she knows what she's doing I would never say something like that. She's a christian girl

Yo, dude, but it could be and a guy's wife and who definitely has never mind never mind I'm not I'm not scared of the dude. He's got his long hair. He thinks he's fucking samson, dude I respect the sanctity of marriage has nothing to do with this guy. You could comment on a woman's sexual skills Oh, if she's older like that, you can you can assume the older the woman more sexual skills. She has a qualified nurse Matt, please I know that you're I know that you're in wedded bliss, but like Also over here, dude, you know, come on, man. I'm just saying it's a fuck around horny around here, boy You're not horny anymore. You I know about you

If she's a maryl 38 Bill's fake horny. It's so disgusting. Dude. He's so fake. He claims himself, dude. I've seen him operate I don't claim in so anymore You got catfish to that bar remember that girl tried to be like, yo come by me. That was crazy That was just a nasty thing to do but for a woman. Anyway guys, what's going on in australia anyway? We got a battle here, canada. Yeah, the one thing that was nice we get there shout out shout out brad, dude China China the

I was furious in their airport. Am I just socks, dude? Fucking china. Well, I think that was I thought i thought china was just because they were all asian. I know you thought that I was talking about the utopia like it kind of worked on their levels. I was talking about the dystopian regime I was like, it's so dystopian here. And then as I was like, it's china It just so happened to be like nine million chinese dudes. They tend to cluster in the billions. Yeah Yo, we're about to hit eight billion as a population too. I think like today or tomorrow. Oh, yeah It's nuts china's actually juicing up their numbers spade just read a book and china's completely lying about it Listen to a book chains in the room

Oh, yeah, sorry. Thanks. So they have this other juicing up their numbies Oh, yeah, dude, that makes sense because I don't believe there's also I was listening to another podcast where all those videos I mean, dude, not to get fucking you're reading a podcast, huh? You're reading the podcast Okay Get over They said all those videos They said all those videos from china were 100 face of the people dropping dead that got everyone in a fucking frenzy Of course they were there were people like throwing up and again. What are the koalas like just tell koalas, dude

Well, you know from those videos came out. Nancy Pelosi was down in china town san francisco saying hug an agent funny enough So for me When I relax, I watch videos of sloths and koalas Oh my god, go ahead, dude. Take it away. I know you know a lot The tea dude fire up the tea devil fire up tesmanian bro We have a video we have a video of the Tasmanian devils in action. Oh, did you do the gopro? I I try to film podcasts, but it would like cut out every fucking I didn't bring it with I didn't bring it with Improvisioning the gopro. I got my gopro badge now unlocked. Did you so you guys met a Tasmanian devil koalas

There was three Tasmanian devils two of them. There was I think it was one boy and two girls Yeah, and they were like we watched them crunch bones. They spin it all or no. Is that just cartoon? That's all cartoon But they I know we miss them feet. We were getting our picture with the koal. We missed They chained up a fucking dead rabbit and let the boys fucking munch it and the boy got up there Bro, we got up there. We're there for some reason. I thought they ate plants No, they're devils. We got up there. I thought we were talking about koalas. Oh koalas Yeah That's what I thought I was like

Dude the koalas ate you That'd be nasty. I'd be so sad if there's guys One of them was on the ground walking and it was very funny. Well, they have to they have to feed it while you hold it Otherwise, they'll start to spaz. Yeah, they I watched videos of koalas spazzing pretty much. He spaz is literally like Like the one the one guy was just not watching he they were trying to get him to look at the camera He was too hungry. What was the names again? Ours was jester

Ours was jester It was the one that wasn't cooperating. I forget. Fuck. I can't remember his name. Oh, it was uh, fuck. Tap your cheek. Tap your cheek Oh Fuck I forgot that his name was sick though. It looked lester. No, that's jester jester But it'll come back the koala in front of us was acting up. He wouldn't cooperate. He was not cooperating It's a nice one And and they had to keep getting them different branches of eucalyptus and they're picky with the eucalyptus So like you could the the girl. That's all they grub. Yeah, that's all they grew up. They're useless, dude

Yeah, except for being cutie. They fall. They're being cuties. They're totally cute They never would do all of these animals never would have made it if they didn't live on an island. Good point. Yeah, none of them Do they fall kangaroos might have oh kangaroos to take over the world kangaroos are peace How tall seven feet six feet Yeah, you think about the red the redbacks They get yoked too. Yeah, I saw. Oh, they're very funny. The ones we saw were passive, bro They were doped up. You saw wallabies. You saw rockers. We did get to see wallabies. We saw some joeys You see, um, what are the birds magpies?

No, we saw kooka bears. We saw kooka. Yeah, kooka bears That was all those boys. They were awesome. Ben chickens emus emus. Ben chickens was the best. We got there day one We got there. There was this thing walking like these they have these birds with like I don't know what the fuck that's hornbill. Yeah. I guess it Yeah, they look like the fucking Miami hurricane. They look great. They look crazy We're looking at them. We're walking through this park. We're like, holy shit. Look at this fucking bird And while we're staring at I was like, dude, this is definitely their pigeon. Yeah, we got you and me are You're Asians right now

Unbelievable we're like, what are these birds the guys like talking about bin chickens Shit, yeah, you saw set out pretty quickly. I knew these are pigeons. It's starting to come alive, dude I thought that was just in the bud light It's like, damn. I'm already hallucinating. Yeah, you saw set out pretty quickly We were like bent over inspecting it like this is crazy It was like it was truly crazy to see like a fucking tropical type bird. Yeah, just chilling They're very ecologically guilty people too. Everything like yeah, that's the bird. We've we've deforested it and now we can't ever has to go here They're dying. I've heard there's probably

That's when that whole thing started. I was like good get rid of it. Yeah, like we built in its marshlands It's like good. I hope you built the school in a hospital where those dumb fucking birds lived in a swamp Dude, think about how many American animals just aren't gone and we don't even know about them Like before the scientists got here. Oh, yeah Yeah, they're very they see they're very guilty people. They need well, that's because again it started with George Floyd did true everybody The whole world Is name

American dictates the entire world's culture. So when we had race wars Every other country had to be like, oh, yeah, we're racist too. This is what I'm trying to see the world Australia's like what we did to the aboriginals was so fucking evil. What did they do? There wasn't that many of them. They wiped the boys out. Yeah, they gave them a whole dude. I I said, hey, you better get it out of here Dude, I saw I just watched on the way back I watched the second half of uh What was it Judas and the Black Messiah? Yes, and it is crazy. They try to put Floyd up with him as a civil rights So it's like bro. Come on, Fred Hampton. Yeah, they're trying to they're not saying they're definitely going one for one I mean Matt, we're not even gonna get in how they love the FBI right now, but whatever. Yeah, true

Yeah, the FBI that executed Fred Hampton in his bed. Yeah, this is an archipelago Yeah I'm allowed to I don't listen to people saying allowed Fucking I'm a varouka catch 99 Yeah, obviously Well, I mean it sounds like he's fucking sick dude. Australia. It's like it's another that sounds like another world Sydney is fucking you went there. It's winter time. That was nice. You know what I mean?

Putting a hoodie on felt good, dude. It's gotta be as soon as I put it on. I was like, I'm coming I feel myself coming back to life. It's cozy boy season. Hello It was uh, australia is australia is the best country outside of the united states I'll go ahead and say it It does fuck you up. Definitely better than canada, dude. Fuck canada forever, dude. Think if minnesota was just cnn It's the gayest country on earth Montreal was pretty cool when I was here. Montreal is sick, but the architecture is cool. The people there There's a bit there's some dudes who like speak french. They think they're elitist. That's another thing about fucking Canada

You have to make every announcement twice Oh, yeah, they keep speaking french. It's like dude. Yeah. Stop. Just fuck it I for a while thought they picked french just to piss me off It was like what the fuck are they doing? Flight attendants have to they're like, okay, you know, it's typical flight Bullshit where they're like, yeah, here's here's how you wear your safety belt in in case of a crash grab your fucking ankles And suck your own dick Die like a fucking coward Grab your ankles and suck your own dick

I just like put my like imagining Matt like Matt the fire in this one like the spazzing like the pc principle Yeah, like what he's holding back. He's not real It was like there was it was like they're saying they're announcing shit in french is like dude He's about to pop the fuck off. That's some dude. That's like you and jima going by someone Dude the scrub of like when I finally yelled pussy there was like it was like no That would be life ruining. No can't do that. It was like pussy That like kept you from turning green and hulking out I get it man. That was he losing on a plane bro. I want to shake your hand. I'm telling you I was close to pressing the button

Yo, I was close to pressing the button. I was close to pressing the button I was like, would they really land this bird dude if I fucking wild out of land it, dude We're in the middle of the pacific if I it was international waters if I crashed But also they weigh those fines. I'm like these people are fucking brutal enough to like find me five I didn't want to ask them. I want to because the whole time they're like if not not complying with wearing the mask You are subject to fine. Yeah, I want to just ding that Want to ding that fucking gay ass bitch back and be like, how much is the fine for not wearing a mask as soon as he's name a number posse I'm never paying you

That's daddy war bucks, bro. I'm never coming back That's no taxation without representation crossing the Delaware saying 1776 you're making fun of my income because now that I have a lot of money You've changed I mean if you have so much Like dude Shane could do this You talk to me, man. I see man turn fool for the money I always try to fucking left you up Why'd you just drag me down? Why'd you call daddy war bucks being me?

Daddy I want to invest in you guys to build stuff. I want to invest in spade to go Have you heard the idea For a second, can we shark tank you? Yes, please. We'll do it in the page. I'm already an hour in we're an hour in early I didn't keep wrong The boys the boys haven't munched in a while I know I know Boy Pussy ass bitch

Are you still holding down emoticons only in the comments? I'm trying but dude. It's fucking tough out there The floodgates broke. I put a fucking mandate only emojis. It's way. It's way sicker Dude thinking the Lord of the Rings guy with the bomb running. That's the guy breaking the emoji wall just diving just fagging The funniest part is like I do this I do this I do this I'm laughing at spade like oh god these guys are trying to put up words I'm deleting them. I'm laughing while these are doing it and these guys. They have no idea. This is censorship. You're such a

Boko dude Think about the mutant set listen to us talk anyway We got two sharks here bill you want to pitch please let me hear you because I mean it does rule but if you were to scan and measure the calves of all the it is bad It is bad getting high on psychedelics and then walking out there like, you know, this is the CEO of crater. I'm you It's like there's dudes that still wear All right, so here's here's I know you guys still have to to run the run the idea past the sharks

It's definitely cost more than 36 dollars a night to live in europe. You're fucking that's why you're upon everything to me exists Hold on start from the beginning. I want to hear it. Yes. Can I talk first? Yeah, you are the height man. You are you what's his name mr. Beautiful that I think this idea stinks that there's no margins. I'm obviously Mark Cuban Matt's a dude who owns fubo That's over the line You know about the culture that's over the line He's an entrepreneur

All right, all right, oh no Cuban mr. Watson Mr. Beautiful That's beautiful Yo, that was one of them slips. Yeah, that's one of those falcian slips. That's a falcian slip All right guys shut the fuck up for five seconds It's not a good start dude. You're talking to sharks right now. It wasn't even a pitch This is something like me and spade we're just talking on the phone

We're like this spade wants to go see the world and he deserves that he fucking He went through the pits of mordor and now he's here. He's in the sun I don't say you should sing Led Zeppelin for the next fucking goddamn counter champ We were just talking and spade wants to go see the world and obviously there's people who want to hear us talk We have a podcast that's doing pretty good. There's a lot of people who said it sucks so bad For so many months that it's like dude. We're actually doing very good at it. That sucks for you guys. Anyway We're chilling spade wants to go see the world road caster 600 bucks if you if you know wallow 267 he tell Why do you need a road caster though?

Dude, we can play that in the patreon dude. I'll we'll bring oh we'll go on to this. Oh hell. Yeah. I can get the hq version dude I was It's pretty good, dude You need to have the limp threats just like a unitar. It was fucking dangly fucking sleeves Now i'm doing Elvis now after I saw the crap Elvis movie All right, all right, we'll pick up it. I'll pitch pitch All i'm saying is spade wants to go we will keep on doing the podcast, but spade Hasn't been out there

He hasn't seen the world to ramble now if you see this man Going through amsterdam with a gopro Bug-eye. Yo, what that'd be nice. Actually, that's what i'm saying. Yeah, i'm talking about everywhere 24 7 I went unlimited as you get these pussies that go and do these tours and it's like oh, this is pretty nice I want to see spade try to hold his shit together and go through amsterdam and tour that place and not break You want to see a hobbit go through ribbon there? Yes You want to see a hobbit leave the shop? I just think it would be funny to see a normal ass dude and every every day kind of guy

The world is not in my books. Yeah. All right. I'm gonna go ahead and stop you there. What? You're gonna listen to what I say. This is shark time. Okay You just referred to that guy as a normal ass dude. Yes false So go ahead and start your pitch over false Most people Won't know him

This will just this will slowly start popping up on people's feeds. I mean they people have real good dude. What's that? He did that on purpose because he was off camera, dude. What the fuck edit that out. They cannot see us Yeah, I think I just think it would be funny and then if spades calling me every week. He's got the road caster I got the road caster. Why do you need two roadcasters? Huh? Why do you need shit's mega, dude? Have you ever used a road caster? I do I use one but i'm saying why don't you just zoom and have one person record audio? Zoom sucks. Okay. Hey guys, this is a professional setup. We we are professional about I know But what would you guys would you guys each capture your own audio then send each other the file? We're gonna give a fuck. He's just sick to have a roadcast. Look at all the lights and shit in front of me

I agree with you lights and you plug and he can plug his shit in we don't know how to play video I'm in but I want 90 So you guys can both Bluetooth video if you if you funded spain spades Venture I would do that but we're a christian group right here. We don't do all that Look at me. I'm 50% dude. We'll split it up even whatever we need. Well, that's not how you act on You don't come at daddy beautiful They do though when they know that their product is good

We don't need investors. We didn't ask it You sit there and started nagging us saying that you can't go to fucking Denmark for 38 dollars turns out fact check Yes, you can Airbnb's are 38 dollars in Denmark. You're in a hostel. You understand where you're gonna be staying. Okay. No, no I've never been anywhere. Joe penthouse over here. He does understand dude spade didn't have windows in his fucking house Spade didn't have windows in his house for a fucking winner, bro No, you'll be in a row. I do this in brazil. You'll be in a room with 12. You'll be in a room with 12 people It's not brazil

You can't get a you cannot in Denmark get a 38. I literally show you that's it pop it up Dude, you're gonna embarrass yourself on your own pocket On the date on the date. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You want it. Matt. These are my this is my worst list Oh, my god. Take it first man. You're actually doing this right now the date. You want it? Oh my god Bill I mean just check out the pricing. Yeah, I'm afraid to look at me when you come at me like this Don't avoid eye contact when you come at me Go ahead. What are you just saying? I'm doing the 38 dollars. Yeah, I bet it's one day Isle of white uk is

Nice We want to do a podcast of like that's 132. I want you to sound bad isle of white is 132 Yes, belfast is 57 dollars a night What day though? That's the thing. That's how these work We're not going during christmas, bro. No, no, no, but if you look on there, it'll give you One day of the entire year if you schedule it for when you're there. It's going to be whatever price they name I'll check the cali right now for real shark tank. We're getting knowledge All right, i'm jump i'm jumping up to october 22. That's 57 bucks a night

Now we're talking December 22 57 now. This is pre taxes now. There's also cleaning fee 200 bucks at every airbnb go ahead next Dude, we're just embarrassing yourself like It's probably like commercial break and No, no, no, we're just throwing it out there. I jumped up trying to figure it out We're just trying to figure it out. It seems like it is saying 57 60 a night pretty reliably 64 jumping up 64 Now try to book it try to book it and see what it says go on your phone. You fucking count. Let me see Like when I paid for you to go to the beach

bill It actually jumped quite a bit. That was a gift amongst friends 66 a night Yeah, saying 66 a night Try that one braggart No, all right. There we go. Here we go. Fucking book. So it goes things gonna jump. That was an intimate trip amongst friends It jumps up to 176 bucks for two nights. Thank you Clean fee 24 dollars. All right bills. This is why we pitch into the sharks

We're just trying to figure shit out. I mean you guys are 170 is not bad. Yeah, you can easily do this I think you take two months patreon. Yeah And invest it in spade going obviously I would try one trip first for for a week Maybe two weeks. See what happens. This is the plan. All right. Whatever he says is the plan what I'm afraid is spud dogs gonna implode which does make for perfect fucking Exactly what please I'm not trying to implode guys. You're also I think you've never traveled. I've been when I was really young

I went places. I want to bring you to once but I was like for rugby You would like it. You would go younger. It's cooler. Like I when I went to spain when I was young. I was like this So fucking crazy. Yeah, we no matter where I go now. It's all It's all the same. It's all buffalo, dude. Yeah, just sit me and it was like Actually, Sydney was fucking Sydney was sick as fuck. I perhaps is sick. Yeah. Oh, dude. We gotta get talked about getting torped Yeah, yeah, you met the guy that invented chag it julian Palmer. So we went so the first night I'll take you through chronologically We got there. We're gonna circle back to brisbane. We went to brisbane

Rock the show. It was great brisbane fantastic brisbane we go to sydney for like four days Excuse me. You have to you'll have to excuse us referring to it as brisbane melbourne. Yeah, that's just how we talk That's how we talk now. It's not brisbane. It's brisbane. It's also a kebab. Yeah, so we gotta talk about the goth Dude, so we go away from bill building it like me getting fucking mugged by god stunk, dude It's not fair. So we go to brisbane rock show is great go to sydney Then we sydney we got to like chill out for a few days and like hang out. Yeah

So we chill and that's when I think we met jp julian Palmer. Yes So i'm like, yo, dude invented chang is gonna come up. We're gonna do a podcast had the whole thing set up I was pumped We get there right when we come up. He was like, yeah, I had a bit of cancel culture myself and we're like Save it. Yeah, wait like save it for the pop. Yeah. Yeah. I thought he might have said something inappropriate I didn't even think because in my head. I was like was last time I met a guy one time who was like Yeah, dude, I know this cancel culture stuff's bullshit. This girl's trying to say like I did all this fucking weird Yeah, you're all around the Muhammad Ali a cancel culture

Yeah, but he was this guy one time corner me. He's like, yeah, this chick like he's trying to say I did like some fucked up shit, bro, you know, I was like That's not a cancel culture, bro That's a salt brother. I remember being like, well, thank god. It's not gonna be like that one time that guy did that to me And I'm like, whatever Which I don't think it was but I don't think it was either. It wasn't I do actually I believe all Julian I do I think he got a bum rap, but But we're sitting there and he's like, man. Oh my god. This will be cool. We talked about how like the

ABC in Australia just jammed him up with some cancel culture. I mean, that'll be kind of cool stuff So we're doing the podcast. He's talking fucking torping. He's talking bodies. What was the thing he was going? body switchers Oh guys would tap if you were like kind of like losing You'd find a plumber. That's a loser. Dude. I watched a podcast on this Oh guys, what you said, dude, remember I sent you that guy Was the news like I was being a real piece of shit And it was the council seven

Yeah, the county walkers walk in walk ins. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it was. He met the council of 11 He was talking about the council the guy on the podcast was two of the people on the council in Sedona might have been In Sedona I can't do that. I can't hear Sedona without doing that. What's that from? One time I was I was over at sodas Soda sodas, I mean he still probably does but he used to get any time I'd go to his house. He would get ripped Yeah, he quit drinking. Yeah, he's like, I'm sober now. It just gets hot Blast it blasted and we were watching obviously we're watching ancient aliens. Nice

And there was one part they were like in the in the city of Sedona and he lived in Sedona, Arizona for a little and he goes Sedona I was like, you know, that's the highest There's the highest possible thing of all time to be watching ancient aliens to be like, yo shout out Now someone says Sedona like instinctively Sedona So then we yeah, so he's talking about the council. He's talking about all this stuff how he just like

Sees entities non-stop now and he's been battling entities. It's not even like it's while he's tripping Although he talked about getting kicked out of flow tanks pretty consistently. Yeah Torping Yeah, you are good at torping. Yeah, dude. I mean, I don't want to attract any sort of negative spirits to create some sort of Can't hear bro. Yeah, Matt clean me off I don't I don't want to take I don't want to take his thing But he got it. What would you see on spade? I can't I don't have that level of vision that he has dude green light energy That's green light energy. Probably pretty sick dude. I smoke. I smoked this changa and it was insane

The changa fucking rules little guys working on me. They're like just make sure he's still breathing Changa rules. He's done. He's a big ayahuasca guy. So he's done so many ayahuasca ceremonies He's saying that like he just sees the shit and he has to focus But he's like he can start seeing the ayahuasca entities in real life So he was like explaining this all how now what a lot of what he does is just clearing them away from people So he was doing lord's work. He hooked us up. He's we all we went out until you're under the knife And then it's an uncomfortable. It looked like we were just getting blown in a park So we go out we go out to we go out for dinner

We're out. We're hanging out. I I haven't said a word this entire time. It's just matt and the changa guy Hitting fucking crazy facts Watching birds attack people that was pretty great. That was good You don't have shields when you eat outside at sydney You have like a shield over your tray and the birds will come try to come for you and you got to like hold a fucking captain Captain america showed up by out of the morpher's pretty At one point I was like maybe you could get rid of you could torp for me I didn't know he's gonna hold on to it the whole day. Yeah at the end of the night before I'm like, all right

I'm I'm tired as fuck. I gotta go and he's like you want to go find somewhere private Somewhere less crowded and we can we can do the tour. So you guys got blown in park We got blown apart. It was see it felt like it. It must look like that. What's that sketch? This is how we trip that dude. Kyle. That's on snl Come on. Yeah, this is how we trip. It's the best fucking shit in the world He took us so we leave the sydney opera house We leave that and walk up to a park that kind of overlooks the The the harbor which is

It was beautiful. It's a perfect place to get blown Yeah, I sit on a stump of a tree In the middle of a park at night And julian palmer hits me with the fucking torping. Literally. It was this it was He knelt down at this one Yo, you're so good at it That's crazy. How good you are. I've had a torp obviously He does it. He did it for like

It's all right. You know, even if you don't hear it's fine. He did it. Oh, you can't hear it. My bad I thought I thought you're saying the whole thing didn't pick up He torped for literally like he would do impressive. He would do that two three minutes straight two minutes straight I'm just going Rapid fire and then when it's when it ended when it didn't work Well, dude, honestly, I checked my back Now my back still hurts But the uh, the next morning the next morning I woke up and I was like, yeah, I think my back doesn't hurt but it you know

Yeah, I was there was a part of me that was really open It was real. Yeah but I uh, yeah, you did that. Did that to me? I was literally sitting there looking at Matt laughing this guy's We're in the dark this guy's on his knees behind me going For two minutes, dude, it wouldn't stop very long and then he was like, do you have any more? How about how about your back? How's that feel? I was like, fuck Yeah, it's yeah, go ahead. He does the back now for five minutes. He's like, this is a tough one night

And this is all on on like recording. No, no, this is awesome. I ourselves doing this. You're just chilling I'm not trying to smash Julian because he was a great dude. He's not I'm just not on that. He's on another level. I'm not in that. What there was a when he would finally defeat your entity He would just go Yeah, he can't help it No, it's an involuntary reaction. He has once the entity is crushed He launches it. It's he can't control it. So then like there's people But shame got done. There was like nobody really around besides me when it was my turn

People were like walk people were walking by so they're we're like dark. It was like nighttime now It's dark and you just see a dude kneeling near another dude going There people to stop just like looking like what the fuck He would do it when we were walking around a lot of people and he was like it was kind of funny because we were like talking about a lot and he was like It kind of you can see or this is kind of my thinking of it, but it was like If you torque out loud in public it pisses people off Damn, it's the negative entities do they instantly reveal themselves. There was one guy who stopped and was just Glour just fucking just like so fucking mad because he was torping

But watching people react to people torping in public is I videotaped. I'm doing it. It's a funny Holy fuck. Yeah, him torping was fucking sick. He was the man. He was the man his what happened to him So he talked about it on we did the one on patreon We interviewed him and then we did the other guy, but he So what happened was he went on abc They did a whole thing about him a year ago like this guy's like bringing psychedelics into australia Blah blah blah and they like it he was explaining in australia. They are a bunch of rule followers for the most part not as bad as canada, but they

They're very much rule followers, but they have like this like They root for like kind of like people who buck the system kind of they secretly are like Yeah, that kind of rules because they're like, you know, it's like a prison colony But what happened to him was they did a whole fucking documentary on him of like this guy's the man He's like a renegade like a year ago So he was like nice and abc hit him up like yo, we want to like I don't know if there's a follow up on that or like a New thing, but he thought they were about to like Network television bring them on like you were the fucking man. They like films him doing like a

You know if they did like some sort of like I don't know what thing they took They I think it was peyote. They took some like peyote And did like a walk through the woods So they filmed that whole thing and then he knows cactus shit. Yeah, I guess maybe peyote. No, it's masculine. Yeah, I think it was Yeah, whatever It's like 24 hours. I think masculine synthetic, but fuck either way. It was some cactus. I forget what it was You kept calling it cactus something. Yeah, same pay. I don't know what it was But he so that he thought they were bringing them in to be like yo, bro

You're the man They sit him down full fucking imagine going into fucking abc studios Millions of people are going to watch this. They sit them down. They're like So apparently there's allegations that you sexually abuse people during your ceremonies and he just goes I watched the interview. He just goes No, he should have started torping dude. He just goes you see his eyes as well. He's just like What the fuck is going they completely railroaded him. Yeah, and then he what he explained to us was they do they were

They had these ceremonies that were like unofficial where just be a bunch of people doing like iosca or whatever Molly and stuff and they do a thing called mebbing Which is like where you like take molly and then like cuddle somebody Like the whole time they this was actually a form of lsd therapy that was like apparently very effective But they were like you gotta nix this shit. It's too. It's too sexual. It's too sexual And this is like you can't have a therapist like a psychotherapist doing this with clients because the lines was completely blurred Which there is an argument though for being like, you know, if it helps but whatever no you want it but yeah, dude, so

There was like he had like a thing a mebbing thing that you know, whatever I don't know what happened But like he lived with this girl for like three months afterwards and then someone told her like yo that was fucked up He mebbed you And like it like escalated it So he like on record was talking about that but I think the one he apologized for I think during his iosca ceremony He kissed somebody And I think that's the problem. Yeah, it's crap. But I think I think I don't know but I mean we heard his side of the story

It'd be like interviewing oj simpson. True. We didn't do anything true We didn't hear his side, but it was like he was like bro. Like that was my flatmate for three months Yeah, that was interesting. Yeah, that was weird. But either way it was just for us We're at the whole point of it. It was like we were on the podcast and halfway through he like drops that and we're like Oh, shit dude patreon.com. Yeah Yeah, so that was fun. So that was that was the first that was just any dude We're like three days in and we did that and it was just like that was fucking pretty nuts Yeah, and then the next night we went out

Probably the most glorious night there and try to catch a oh that was the easily the best Dude, we have fucking fruit bats that are flying foxes huge This big dude. Yeah, this big wingspan. That's terrifying the rodent part here is that is like that You can hear the wings and we just happened to be by this church near the bridge Where they all chill and they were fucking everywhere. Holy fuck. There was one of them making them sound like noises Yeah, oh, that's sick. It was awesome. Dude. I climbed a tree. I was trying to we were trying to we bought a bunch of banana We went to their 7-eleven bought a bunch of fruit fruit and then we bought a pack of cigs

Literally eat fruit. Yeah, they don't eat ours. Yeah, it turns out they do eat they if you give it a grape They won't eat it from you But if you leave it out, they'll take a grape and suck the juice out of it then spit the fucking pulp out All right, but they do love fruit But yeah, we got ham we got pretty drunk And we went out first of all we got cigs because we both I love hearing you getting drunk dude. I know I was I was I was trying to hang I was trying to hang and have fun I was getting fucking hammered. We just got some marbles. I'm saying how were they?

They were sick. We just fucking we had some good marbles. It's a good marbles That's what they call them there. Sean. We ripped. Uh, yeah, old sick connoisseur So we ripped cigs and then we're I was I climbed the one tree and I was trying to we're trying to like plant You were so close to the one bad bro. I was in the tree and a bat went like right by me But I was trying to we spiked spiked an apple on a fence I was planning to saw you by the way. You plan to something Spike any fun? I didn't plan a banana. I didn't plan bananas You planned some nannies climbed up with some nannies in the tree and we were sitting back like any moment the fucking this

Is this in a populated area? It's a city of city. No, but this is where we were walking by like yeah There weren't some cars and people were they confused again. They're just the we're ripping we were ripping For real people just walking by like it was eab it was eab At one point Matt was trying to throw bananas into the tree. Yeah, they'd be like they're gonna stay Obviously just land I thought I was swooped out. Yeah trying to get it to land in there We would have had them when they were swarming if it was dusk Yeah, they were swarming at first because it dusk is when they munch. Yeah, and that's when we saw them We were kicking ourselves big time dude. We're smoking cigs just being like dude

If we only came out here two hours earlier, we would have been fully Batman. That was yeah That was probably the best night of the trip those those those flying foxes sunset any different down there Yeah Nice now the one thing that felt different was all of a sudden it was winter Yeah, so you get there and it's the sun goes down at five. Yeah, and you're like holy schnikey. That was part of the body Love that's where you go. You go down there you go Yeah, it was fucked up to leave summer and go into like a quickening dark winter Then it come back. I'm telling you I like fucks your body up. I'm still fucked

Yeah, it is. Absolutely. I'm glad you guys are back and you're safe. I'm glad first night woke up at 3 a.m The next day couldn't go to sleep This yet today today was a good day. I went to bed at nine woke up at 5 a.m How do you feel now? I feel all right. I took a nap before I came here. I was fully asleep. This is what happens around five or six I get fully fucking it's bedtime. It's tough if I sleep for like 45 minutes Then it's daytime the next day. You're flying fox. I'm essentially a flying fox Fuck

If I was if I was any Australian animal, I would say I was probably a flying fox Dude, I don't know the fucking uh Tasmanian devils might be my new favorite. Dude We got to watch them crunch the bones of a rabbit tail Just sound like they're eating rocks dude. It was so fucking tight. Yeah, it was really exciting stuff But yeah, it was pretty much that was Sydney, but you know, Sydney ruled then Adelaide was kind of fucking gay Yeah That was the only show that was kind of a dud It was the one show that was a dud. It was so good. But yeah, yeah

It wasn't yeah Compared to the other shows that one was a dud the first show was sick Yeah, these big ass theaters. What are we talking here? Not very big. You guys are hitting the big time That's where you're telling me. I was quaking dude. That was fucking. I looked back. I was like, there's a lot of fucking people What was that like for you? It actually doesn't too bad, but I remember the first couple times that we start not doing well We start not doing like awesome. It's so apparent and you're just going It's such a big fucking root dude. Start doing like I'm getting a lot of the room really

But you know, maybe not ever maybe this room's acusically weird It sucks, man. I think they're also a deep deep thing to go into Shit starts fucking water about it. I was having more palpitations the whole time too. My heart was palpitating every Every five minutes, dude. It was just My body had to adjust from the flight. I was like physically fucked up Was this before you had to you were smoking six way before really? Yeah, dude. It was as soon as the next day Nicotine helps. I think it might have a nice smoke. It's just this was the next day, dude. It was just Like it knew was I've had him before but never like he man-tied tailed out

How so you started getting numb He went he went he went to the chargers. He would show up in the game and get numb I wasn't numb. I just was like sweating. What are you drinking Matt? That's a I didn't do ginger. It's a cider Yeah, you guys are all drinking this is usually ginger. Why aren't you drinking with the fellas? I'll drink uh friday down stairs friday night Friday's your night. You know, I got a CDL. True that. Oh, dang Whoa slurpy dude big bill with the slurps. Oh, you don't have the fucking headphones on I can't ASMR you Yeah, that was pretty nice. She's nice at ASMR All right

Dude, dude, you're getting my helmet the fucking gorge up. It's like pure rassa Dude, I'm taking these headphones off. I'd love to feel you grow in my mouth I want to hear I need to hear more. I can't even imagine spot dog shot up In Europe dog in Europe Here's what happened to me when I went I fucking First go you're gonna be so homesick. You think so definitely dude of this place Yes, you'd be surprised. I was selling cars in mechanics break and I got over there and I was like I'm telling you all I need is the parrot and be able to call bill. That's my whole world

What would you do bro? That's a joke, it's a joke Okay, well tell them you're kidding dude. I just said it's a joke. I cherish you too if we can figure out the tech I mean, that's all it is Yeah, it'll be sick. I think I think you would thrive. I think if you do like a start with a seven-dayer But make sure you you fall apart on camera That's good. Well, I mean you the debauchery it needs to be Oh recorded. That's no problem. You need to be an open book. You probably get some sniz too if you walk around

Yeah, I got you know, would it be debauchery or is it would it be completely? We don't know no one will know. I I know it. Yes We'll we'll find out We'll find out together. You think you can go over there and fucking look at paintings. We'll find out together on the word mode I think you look at the paintings Definitely peep the paintings But then there's also some fine red light districts over there. Yeah, I walked through the one in fucking Hamburg, Germany Really my lord, dude. Oh my lanta. I was walking through there like

Hamburg's on one of my wish list for every day. It's dude. They were full on the babes Really and they were just wearing the only way you could identify them is what they were wearing puffy jackets And they were I couldn't believe it Wait, puffy jackets in the brothel. They stand outside outside. There's there's a red light. There's like you're in a city They're outside a couple blocks where it's just fully legal Oh, that's like the uniform was like it was winter time. So they were wearing Puffy to everyone we met the same jacket on you'd be like, holy shit. Who's that hot chick? Oh, she's one of them

The hottest girls ever and they look that yeah behind the glass kind of weird You see them like I've never been to a they saw me dude. They suss me out of me. They're like american Definitely american so my big ass walking down the street and nothing nothing anything goes I don't know. I didn't I didn't partake It'd be nice to kill one Dude, it'd be so nice to fucking chop one up. Oh my god. Just look what you made me do the whole time The legal's just a sick bird over there. That's why I don't like legalizing prostitution. It makes it harder to kill them Split them open cut them open like a ton

I'd like to cut open a fat hooker and sleep in her under a bridge just fucking a great fat great big fat person I got a peepee go with Where we at where we at? Stupid Advertisers right now. All right, we'll do the ad go. I'll do the game. I'll do it I'll be right back And we can keep rolling on this if you guys want I can't hear my microphone. You can't hear your microphone again Oh nice

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What are you doing? Don't dive bomb nested. Yeah, what do you think you're big time? I'm happy to be here, man Act like it. Huh act like it. We'll talk. We'll talk off air dude Will we? Yes, I don't think we will I'm gonna get the fuck out of here What was the tea you're talking about? They sent me like long tea. Yeah with like the v's like on this Okay, dude, I can't do when you're fat when it looks it looks like you look like you pay child support It looks like somebody curled up in a sleeping bag at like the top

It like literally tapers down around your fat body. It's fucking crazy The word mode. He might fit you better. It looks like you might have tricked the man tight tail. I would never How dare you not you know, I'm saying if you're wearing a fucking Yeah, you look like the fucking you look like la nae I don't look like a nae No, I don't look like can I play a song for you in the beginning of the patreon Yes, definitely just some I've been we've been talking about a lot I just want to play the part of the song that I wanted to show you. All right

Okay, let's go to patreon. Um, that's cool. Now. We've handled business dude. Yeah, hey Sorry it took so long for us to get there. We were in australia We tried to do two episodes. Both of them ended up fucking nuts. Yeah, it was too much We're gonna not put one on patreon. They were both fucking wild. Yeah, it is. Yeah, people were saying it's fucking over A lot of doom guys a lot of doom boys out there. Don't listen to the commenters. They don't know what they're talking about I mean, I see it. Wow coming from you rich coming from your fingers in their basements They don't know They don't know how cool we are in real life. That's the thing. They think we're dicks

Turns out we're the coolest guys you could ever meet Nicest coolest nicest coolest humble true couldn't be more humble than I'm staying humble dude. It fucking pisses me off. Well, people don't think we're humble nice and cool Yeah, those are the three things I am. I know it's fucked up crazy sexy Cool Oh Whenever leave you alone with your thoughts of remote obviously people remote do you honestly and truly in your heart believe Jones just went through trial for that we drop a job a job. Yeah, dude get rid of that intro

You guys already have a sick interest. Yeah, we true as a listener as a listener Matt was supposed to play that when we came on he never did as an avid listener spades sent you that intro for when we came on Back when you guys were in west Philly spades sent you that intro that we played You didn't put it in. What are you talking about at it? Don't don't do it. Don't yeah It's worth trying to bring you down. I'm not trying to bring you down. I'm just saying like trying to bring you down That was like everyone like Oh, well, all right. Well, we'll go to the patreon. I'll fix my professional setup

You guys you already as a listener as an avid listener. I do get excited for the intros But then when it cuts into the war mode intro, you want us to stop it? You guys have cool intros I mean played occasionally because I still want to remind you of how cool it is because it is nice I've constructed 76 will commence again. Yeah, it is sick May yeah, constructive criticism. I sometimes hit it. Then I go, oh man, this whole thing. Yeah, okay. All right Good to know good to know Fuck it

Listen to the fucking sharks, dude. Have the very beginning fade out. I love fading shit out Do you listen to our new intro? It's baby. It's pretty good. They're fans every week. I was loved it I loved hearing my mango is to blow up I'm gonna show I'm gonna show spade premiere and then it's you guys can put the video actually out too as well You don't have video They don't do video you take video though from there is that is it starts out as a video guys Yeah, but they don't film the podcast Yeah, but they can put the video of the intro up on their patreon just to pump up fun to watch

All right guys picture on patreon. It's a lot too dead. We're just getting we're just getting the The intros out every week to video production. All right, picture on picture Let's go to guys if you want to keep listening this talk because I got it guys I got a feeling this patreon is gonna be fucking I think so too. I don't know about you. You're only gonna hear this kind of stuff here. This feels like a slumber party I forgot about those two freaks Sean and Noah the dark like gay freaks What do you think about this just just real quick there's a dial on that uh salt lamp just lower it real quick

Just so you can see the uh, I see it. It's fucking nice. No. No. No. I'm just saying just real quick Oh, you want to see the ceiling? Yeah, just take me down lower the dial. It will fade to black fade to black, dude Oh, wow It's actually scary