Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 408 - Boy Shit

Starting point is 00:00:00 This one is steamy in the warehouse, you know how much Wayne's worth for Estimated Wayne Industries worth what or Bruce Wayne is a 9.2 billion dollars 9.2 billion Wayne Industries brings And I'm done their slave in a way and they're fucking warehouse 33 billion dollars a year dude man How do they estimate Wayne Industries? They don't They just they just wrote a thing. Yeah, I should have read the article, but I saw the headline. I said I knew it dude He's a billionaire. He's a billionaire playboy 9.2 billion other guys in the warehouse respect him Yeah, but who would ever suspect that a billionaire playboy would be at nighttime what saving saving city how?

Starting point is 00:00:40 Bruce Wayne. Yeah. Oh Shit, I shouldn't I shouldn't blow this Batman. Never mind. Wait, what wasn't Bruce Wayne Batman? Fucking my joshin. Yeah, I shouldn't blow his cover dude. Not everyone knows not everyone's seen the movie Yet, so my bad my bad I Saw the first half of Batman. I was like, I don't like this fucking Bruce Wayne fucking dickhead And then you know I mean and then halfway through I was like, oh, he's actually a good good good guy vigilante I thought it was just a you know, you should have stood up and like what? Yeah

Starting point is 00:01:16 Wait, hold on what the fuck I had one of those last night. I put I watched Fight Club for the first time in a long time. Did you yeah? It's good still kind of gay the way they talked all the time. Yeah, like we're a fuck we're Americans We don't even have fathers fathers supposed to be God God left us Maybe God doesn't like you. Maybe we don't need him. It's like shut up. Damn but I Watched with my girlfriend. I was like, do you know what happens in this movie? And she's like I haven't seen it in forever She was like I was like what what do you know about it cuz I don't want to ruin it. Yeah, she was like

Starting point is 00:01:50 She didn't say that she knew Tyler dirt and was him the entire time. Yeah, so then we get to the part where the reveal happens and I was like Oh, what do you think of that? She's like, oh, I know I knew that and I was like I was trying to like pry it out of you. I was like, what else happens in the movie? What's like a big thing in the movie? Nothing. She wasn't telling me we get to the end. She's like, yeah, everybody knows that Why would you act like I didn't know that? I don't know. Now that you're saying it like that. Yeah, I guess I was being pretty dumb It'd be like if somebody saw the sixth sense before The end and you're like how about that? Yeah, of course. I knew that that's the whole point of the fucking movie

Starting point is 00:02:26 Do that movies the sixth sense like really scare me when I saw that was so scary I was genuinely quaking. I was afraid to go to the lavatory that night. I got back to my parents I got back home. Dude. I was afraid to go to the bathroom. Yeah, that makes sense I was quaking and then the reveal happened and I went I didn't know a movie could trick me that hard Yeah, I saw that and I was like, you hear the Barghatsi joke about it. No, he has a joke where It's so believable like how bad marriages that it's more believable that the guy and his wife just don't talk Free you can't piece together that he's a ghost by the fact that they like sit down at dinner. She doesn't say a word Yeah, please skip over the detail. Yeah, but yeah, I was a watch Fight Club last night. It is pretty neat

Starting point is 00:03:10 It was a pretty neat movie. That's good Maybe I want to go wreak havoc because I fucking hate corporations other than Wayne Industries That's that's I just want to blow up corporate art because like what the fuck even is that true Yeah, we need we need a which Macaulay although. Maybe, you know George Soros at nighttime is a vigilante You think maybe he like gets yeah, maybe puts on some costume and goes out and like and then he's Maybe he's defending the border at night time Yeah, he could go down and like take handguns off of crime scenes and be like you killed an innocent man You know, I mean

Starting point is 00:03:48 Try to get rid of police Who knows you don't know what billionaires are up to Trump attacks Zuckerberg. What do you do? I I put on the way like suffering suck a tash truck attack Dude, yeah, you attack Zuckerberg. What do you do to the Zuck man? Call him a weirdo. Is that why Zuck posted that fight video? He's like, you know, why don't you say that to these hands? Yeah, he's posted a training video. It looked fucking scary. Yeah, he called a fucking sucker burger. We're really scary He called Zuckerberg a weirdo. I Mean, he just was dude. I listened on the way up here. I listened to Biden's speech. So Trump told the truth again

Starting point is 00:04:22 He then he goes that guy. So now he has a new speaking style till he screams every like 40th word He just screams it. Yeah, that's my style. That's the one. I'm good at that's me dude He just screams. He just screams that guy's a weirdo crowd probably Even that he just he hits everyone with a nickname. They called some guy a watermelon head When he was like talking about the who do you hit it with that that's a tough one to fucking recover I forget before a president looks at you goes you fucking watermelon. I forget the guy he attacked I it was like he names people. I don't like I don't you had to like read the news and do some of the people Zuckerberg. I knew he went some guy came to my White House a weirdo. You guys might heard him Zuckerberg

Starting point is 00:05:01 He's like really dug in it when he was talking about the withdrawal and where was that Afghanistan? Yeah, he was like they left tanks planes and Goggles The night vision goggles Which actually which actually ends up being a real problem. Yeah, cuz that's like the one major advantage is at night They were Batman at night. I can't see us. That's pretty sick. I didn't even think about how much of a tactical advantage that was cheating I mean, we're over there fully cheating They can't see at night, dude. They have no military training

Starting point is 00:05:39 There's like kids standing outside like holding an AK-47 guarding a tent in the middle of the night From a mile away with just a bonfire. He's gone next. Oh Yeah, he screams now. He just fucking screams every six word. Yeah, so I did I was talking That's I mean, that's awesome I was talking to a member that I was talking to one of the teams guys And I was making fun of them for that You know, yeah, I was joshing about it on stage about how it's cheating. You guys are fucking going over there It's literally night vision and like

Starting point is 00:06:13 They he was saying they were trying to get rid of their I Could be wrong here, but like there was somebody at the UN that was like this is kind of a war crime You guys are really cheating actually But I mean they're fighting ISIS who's really cheating. That's really cheating. That is yeah, so we'll blow up civilians Yeah, it's like that's really cheating. You don't need night vision to see this. Yeah, we're gonna do a broad daylight Yeah, it was fun. I finished that book. I finished that. Did you yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't finish yet It's it's pretty disheartening. Is it really we find out what Zarkawa and then what the boys wanted which was just Sectarian violence. They wanted this the Sunnies and the shits. Yeah, it's sad. I got to that part where they're stoking the

Starting point is 00:06:56 they're just fucking Suicide-bombing every fucking prayer fucking idiot Sunnies and Shiites fell right into it. Yeah Yeah, the Catholics never fell for it with the Protestants never no my dude, that's bullshit I'm not that's this must be an insurgent. That's fucked up to try to incite violence on that level Yeah, just suicide bomb innocent people at a prayer Festival just run into a crowd. It's the worst thing. It's probably the worst thing. It's literally the worst thing you do It's also I Would go ahead and say suicide bombings up there with the worst things you can do

Starting point is 00:07:30 Yeah, for I think it's fair. I mean, yeah, that's a pretty that's one of the most terrible the public kamikaze Pretty similar. Oh, you're pretty lit. Yeah, that's on a military base I mean, it's probably the I'm not saying the lives of soldiers are that expendable But it's like we're hitting civilians. They were hitting battleships and they were outnumbered. Yeah, dude Yeah, shout out to the kamikaze's for that did imagine going to the mall like fuck. I need new sneakers Yeah, it's blows up. Yeah, fuck Damn it, dude. I was on the second floor. God damn Being just on the outskirts of one of those blasts

Starting point is 00:08:13 This place sucks Ruins your whole fucking day. Oh fuck your day up. Just getting pushed over by air Yeah, the worst part too when they taught when the guys like so stoked about like how famous he is of an Islamist leader Yeah, he's like dude, I'm definitely better than been like it's like no, no, no, you guys are the fucking worst There's no the worst guys. No hierarchy. Yeah, it's like no I'm actually I've been lying used to be the shit now. I'm obviously the shit dude You're never gonna be bin Laden. I just killed so many kids and they think it's as soon as everybody thinks it's the soonies I've done it again. Thanks. I'm gonna put out a video saying it was me

Starting point is 00:08:44 Yeah, those guys stunk. Yeah, but that was their shit. That was like dude That was stuff. There was enough people to be like, yo that dude's I think that guy might be my favorite Radical Islamist leader. He's there to be like they're gonna bring it about we're coming victory is upon us We're gonna take Rome. We're about to completely take the United States like dude. No, you're not Just ruining your fucking con you're ruining like that's five countries around yourself. Yeah You can't it just you can't I'm kidding Abdullah. Here's the fucking man that do rules Jordanian King That I haven't followed up with him since the book which I think ends in like 2012 does it 13

Starting point is 00:09:23 I don't think it gets even to the Paris attacks. Yeah, I didn't whenever I talk if I talk about a book once on a podcast I'm like done. Yeah, I finished the book. I was on chapter 3. I talked about it. I'm done Yeah, yeah, I got a more important book coming around right now pirates, dude Hey, what's going on, but hey, I got a sports call for you right now If you can bear with me I work for a marketing firm two seconds I just got to tell you about this DraftKings dude football is back and DraftKings sportsbook and on official sports part betting part or an Official sports betting part of NFL is giving new customers a great offer bet just five bucks and get $200 and free bets instantly And they're throwing in a bonus. We're good. Hold on one second, dude. Hello. Hello. This Alex home from the sporting. It's Christianity

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Starting point is 00:11:06 That bro What do you think of that? I'm reading about pirates. I like that high seas There's a lot of myths that need to be dispelled about pirates. Yeah, they were bad. Were they bad? If anyone knows that they were bad they were to rape and torture a lot really I mean, they're out on the high seas for a long time. What about the code the Pirates code? Yeah, what about the code the the book tries to like hype that up and be like they were actually democratic Really, I mean, I think there was some voting, but there was also a lot of torture and rape But like who should we rape today? And they're like, oh

Starting point is 00:11:38 All right. Yeah, I just had no idea how much of a hub the northeast of the United States with all the colonies were Pirate like hubs. You never think of that. You always think of them in the Caribbean Yeah, I never think of the them in Rhode Island in New York, especially just popping in. Yeah This is where they this is where they base out of and then the British would give them like They'd call them privateers instead of pirates because then they had a contract to go attack French vessels Hmm, but they were just using it to sail around South America go to the Indian Ocean and attack the Muslims Classic America did wait so they were contracted to protect and they were in their spare time

Starting point is 00:12:16 They were contracted. Yeah spare time. They pop French vessels cuz England and France are always at war Yeah, and they would just take that so that they had a letter to be like no We're not pirates when they got caught and they would just go attack the Mughal Empire. Oh, which they found out I talked to yeah, they found out that the Muslims were going on hajj on pilgrimage. Yeah, and the way they would do it Is they would sail With like the nicest shit when it when the Muslims used to go on pilgrimage. They would stunt They'd bring the finest shit all their gold. They'd go stunt They would catch them and then the pirates would come get them

Starting point is 00:12:49 and they give us The one dude got caught with his concubines on the way back from Mecca. He had a fine fresh boat of concubines Oh, they took him. Yeah, that was pirate heaven that That was definitely mr. Steal your girl in the most vicious way I mean you shouldn't you really shouldn't be sailing around with tons of jewelry and hot babes on the open seas Do I want one pirate sort of thing? I would I would do that. Absolutely not do that Also, where would you have to go? You have to go to Mecca. I was gonna say if you but you have the squad back there If you had babe squad, I'd be like yo guys staying in Mecca. I want to hit Mecca. I might catch in the next Mecca

Starting point is 00:13:24 Yeah, why would you just get on a fucking? No, he brought him home from mecca. He went he went to Mecca. I think he probably Bought them. Yeah, it's some fresh concubines and the boys got him the pirates the pirates from like Rhode Island got them Dudes from fucking Providence Rhode Island We're in the Indian Ocean in 1650. Oh Snag some 15 year olds most likely snags and yeah Anyway, some armpit hair 15 year olds who were hot as hell They were shaving their armpits back then probably not probably not. It's probably difficult. Although I don't Muslims. I Know that you would think they're very hairy, but don't they

Starting point is 00:14:03 Maintain like you less. Yeah, I'll be shaved. I figured every well take it easy over there guard the guard dog goes. Yes I just figured everyone back then was rocking kind of hairy armpits like what were they? I guess they had straight razors back there. Yeah. Yeah, maybe my time's off. But yeah, that's I think they've had those forever. Well must have been crazy too because I don't think anyone had deodorant back then So you'd like smell a whole new type of woman. Yeah, there's be like new pheromones. It'd be Pretty horny every horny making from the Orient. Oh, you're like, you know, what the fuck? Yeah, I mean, it's a terrible thing because when you know to discuss because you know, it wasn't Funny games obviously, but yeah, what are we talking about pirates raping 15 year old girls? Yeah, it wasn't all fun

Starting point is 00:14:45 Oh Technically there it was there was fun. Yeah one person had fun in that someone had fun I mean, they say so. No, you know what you can't say it was no fun in games The deploy yeah, the rape is deplorable But when they all when that was all that nasty business was over and they got to sing songs together Talk about legends and you know cultural stuff. That was probably yeah decent swinging your fucking rum I mean, I can don't want obviously we can don't what they did before So we're not we don't condone piracy on the on the podcast not piracy. What's what not even like?

Starting point is 00:15:18 Yeah, I guess not at all. I don't like any part about Pirates code What if I was captured? What if some pirates capture me some I like Pirates capture me and I was like you guys the code Should have demanded parlay yeah, or if you hit him with like the woozy Johnny Depp they might be like whoa Dude, I would just start reciting the plotline of like the crystal skull whatever the fuck it was The Johnny Depp curse maybe like what? Yeah, he's a curse Amber heard Kraken took a crap on her on he's bed

Starting point is 00:16:02 That was such an awkward thing to infiltrate the news during like all the other stuff going on Russia you guys all Russia Ukraine COVID that I remember her took a shit on Johnny Pissed on Johnny Deputy hitter allegedly. It's like oh man Yeah, that'd be a bomber for the Ukrainians like they must have been huddled around their TVs like the United States will save us It's like breaking. They're like yes here. It comes Oh, I know that guy. Yeah This is him that there's the pirate she found his shoebox of cocaine and shit into it and he smacked her And then Johnny Depp won somehow he won he did he won for all this he did that was unbelievable

Starting point is 00:16:43 He won a girlfriend argue. He took a girlfriend argument to the furthest conclusion of the law the highest court in the land Oh, this is not sense You have to bring in the litigation for someone to sit down and go no nothing. She said made sense Dude, but how how satisfying would it be? I know you got like dragged in the mud publicly but they have like Harvard train lawyers just eviscerate your girlfriend's argument just sitting back there. Just like fucking yeah Yeah, I put the stand what what I didn't say Man, it says here in article 48. Yeah, you did say that

Starting point is 00:17:21 What so you're lying on earth, which is a crime You're a fucking asshole man before I ordered a court and you're like, oh fucking yes Do you mean locked eyes with Amber if you were some fucking douche from Harvard and then you locked eyes with her? And she was like I Think she was probably casting spells a bit on the lawyers one of those guys had to be like, I think I can fuck Amber hurt I'm gonna try to fucking I'm gonna throw this thing I mean, nothing can known women shitting in guys beds, but like dude the pussy must have been We don't get done that. I don't get done that at all. I don't condone raping 15 year olds on the high seas not at all or

Starting point is 00:18:00 Shitting in your boyfriend's bed shitting your boyfriend's bed Even if he has a gigantic box of cocaine, that's his business dude. He's Johnny Depp. He's allowed to have a giant dude That's a fucking treasure chest. Yeah I mean What the fuck? What's the point of any of this if you can't do that if you guys working his ass off dude, give him a gigantic scarface box of Lot of farts going on a lot of farts on the ship dude think if you had a captain that didn't like farts on the ship, dude So piss of Captain Hook fucking

Starting point is 00:18:40 Pirates suck pirates fucking suck Yeah, I mean dude, they probably captured they definitely captured the imagination of men. Yeah, I mean they were all they were all guys that like They were all sailors that the book starts with them Just dudes on it on supposed to be on a trip with like the British government. They're on there. They're a naval vessel Yeah, just immediately one night. They're like, all right We're let's be pirates and they just go throw the captain off the boat They kill them they just kill whoever's in charge and just take the boat and they're like, all right. We're not going back We're going to Jamaica. It's party time. We're gonna just start stealing ships

Starting point is 00:19:16 What then we'll steal shit and take it back to Rhode Island and they don't know nice I don't know who the fuck we are. They'll just buy shit from us. Yeah. Yes It's a nice gig, but then eventually the pirate life is The it sounds like the worst life literally of all time. Yeah, it sounds pretty it's up there It's up there. I mean you're scared the oceans a scary place to be oceans terrifying You're literally just your whole goal is to go try to capture something and you bring it back and then you got to go back on the water for like Sucks

Starting point is 00:19:47 The pirate towns were they were talking about there was there's one part of the book that was very interesting I forget her name is a there's a world-renowned whore in Jamaica And they were describing how like they were like she must have been of a sturdy build to be able to take all this and they're like They were like she was like a barbers chair like it'd be one man on as soon as that guy was off a guy was in line Next all day every day dude. What? Yeah, it was a pirate's life for her How would you even physically do like I don't know she must have had some gnarly fucking I must have had the craziest fucking vagina of all time. Yeah in a port in Jamaica in the 17th century just

Starting point is 00:20:29 Wasn't 50 dudes a day Pirates not just like today's dudes with none of them would pull out either Be a gentleman and pull out. No, they were definitely all like yeah I got you. I've come inside you. Maybe she just Maybe she just learned she wasn't able to have kids and was like, oh, it's on. Yeah, I can do this I got the I got the fucking I got a money pussy. She's got the magic box. I got the LLC pussy, bro Yeah, I got that pussy I got that fucking pussy

Starting point is 00:21:00 So you were in it you speaking of pussy I was in the chat Yeah, dude. What was that like? It was sick. We went to do it was just family stuff. It's family business one out there to do family stuff Dude, it was fun. We did I went to a barbecue. Well, I mean flying out. There's a fucking nightmare flying out There are two kids. It's just oh man, dude. I can't help it Despite Louie's bit about like I it's trying to sympathize with somebody who's flying with kids. Yeah, I know that definitely blows Yeah, but I'm also mad that your kids on the plane. Yeah, a lot of people like it dude I don't look I don't I don't give them the fucking like yeah. Yeah, I would never do that. That's great

Starting point is 00:21:44 I've never turned around ballistic, but kids screaming like directly behind me I'm so fucking angry that that happened on the so on the way home from Columbus Yeah, so I had a rough night dude the Irish took one on the chin not a big deal, but whatever. I'd not that mad about it That's a tough sketch the thing we have a tough schedule like that week one Yeah week one against the number two team in the country. Yeah at their place. I mean a lot of teams wouldn't do that. No name does that Yeah, so you make leaders. That's how you make leaders of men You want a four-year degree or you want a 40 year degree? No names offering 40 years 40 years your life. I mean, there's no network like the Notre Dame family. I call on the guys all the time

Starting point is 00:22:24 I say guys help me out. They go who is this? But I got on the plane and I left my fucking AirPods in the hotel. Oh, so I had no headphones. I had to buy like dog shit cheap Bluetooth airport hotel or airport headphones. They were terrible. I'm cord headphone guy, dude I'll lose I lose my two seconds. I gotta go back to cord. I don't know who I think I am I think I'm a hot shot the air pods are sick the air pods are nice. I'll lose them immediately But then my my headphones gave out like right away. I'm hung over from the game I'm on this flight and then of course, there's a baby directly behind me. That's just well

Starting point is 00:23:08 None too pleased with the idea of flying screaming Screaming all my beloved Irish loss Yeah, I mean hung over a baby crying must just be like a tumor in your brain. Yeah, that's why a lot of parents I mean not a lot well a lot a lot not the majority but a lot of people stop drinking They're like I can't be hung over with the kids in the morning. You can't you cannot I mean you can yeah, they do it That's how kids get fucking left on the ground for three days. You can you can you come down and they shut up? Yeah, shut up sickie shut up your room right now. You're on time out your two you should fucking know better I can't fucking get up right now. Why why am I on time out lay in this dark room with me even though you're full of energy

Starting point is 00:23:51 People tie their kids to beds. You can just fuck. Do they really? Yeah Yeah, people strapped it just lock a room be like there's nothing in there. They can hurt themselves on yeah It's nap time for me. What do you Casey Anthony, dude? You can you can say it's I you know what the party's not done Kill the party the party is not done kill party You don't want to talk fucking roller to Massey dude the man is fear kill the party What's that kill the book killed a party is the thing they say of like Women like hit classic example of women killing their kids they can go compete with hypercumbe with high alpha status males They'll kill their children because they love it dude, and you're getting fucked

Starting point is 00:24:31 You're getting yeah about it because these women are gonna you're not getting pussy cuz maybe a pirate's life is not the worst Maybe being a man is your guy is They don't have a boat dude they had a boat they'd be fucking killing it dude They all be together on the boat be like quiet on the Andrew Tate front. I think that thing's I think it's over Yeah, I mean I think that's like a two-week period where that was non-stop and now everyone's kind of yeah It's they I think you delve into that guy a little bit although last episode we did here I was Hypercritical of Andrew Tate, and then we watched one Andrew Tate interview and I kept being like fuck

Starting point is 00:25:07 He's the man dude. He's fuck. He is funny. They'll hold us. He's gonna be like a getter a getter guy He'll be like locked in like where Jones is he's in like the nether realm of the yeah He'll chill wholesale. He'll have his house at his university. Do you see that? Yeah, Jones man space. Oh, it was on the reddit That's why I saw yeah, what was that clip? Jones man talking to the all gas no brakes guy, and he was like He was like do you feel sorry about the do you do you take any responsibility for the parents of Sandy Hook all that and the Jones just spaz. He was like I killed the kids. I'm the one who killed the kids I killed the kids at handy hook

Starting point is 00:25:45 No, you didn't obviously didn't he's like yes, I did Yeah, he just screams I killed the kids and then he hotmikes himself and walks into the back room with his producer He's like you like that the producers like no you should probably chill on that. He's like I don't give a fuck dude I don't give a fuck Jones doesn't he's on hinge. He's done dude You can't do it. I'm telling you you only take so much Even if dude if they can break Jones they can break anybody Yeah, I mean dude to nationally

Starting point is 00:26:14 Be known as the guy who like kind of be smirched a bunch of kids that got shot and lied about them That's tough. That's the worst nightmare Sandy Hooks Sandy Hook is probably the worst one you could get The shit was sweet before the stuff settled to be like I don't think that shit happened It was a cool thing to say at the time I remember a war mode getting hip to the fucking Sandy Hook stuff and I was even then I was like I don't think they're like there's no internet in the building dude. What school doesn't have that. I was like I don't know I don't know about the internet thing. Yeah, man They haven't I don't know if they will never I don't speak for them. Sure. Yeah. No, I don't know what happened, but

Starting point is 00:26:54 Yeah, I mean they got Jones in court. Yeah, they got Jones to be like he backed off They took all his receipts Who Jones I think he just owes a ton of money to the yeah But it but that also did free him to go on the internet and go I killed all the kids in Sandy I'm like now. He's loose now. I can do whatever he wants. Yeah paid the piper Yeah, the internet puts that fucking I have soaring on you man. That's tough. Yeah when it's something like that That's because nowadays dudes can survive like and word trauma. They can survive all types of stuff, but Being

Starting point is 00:27:29 Cuz there's no no you can't like the guy who did it. What's that kid's name? It did Sandy Hook. I don't know his name Lanza That was a guy Lanza Really you shot up Sandy Hook. Yeah, George. Just Lanza Yeah, Adam Lanza something sounds familiar it sounds familiar, but is he dead did they kill him or no they took him alive. I Don't know His names Adam Lanza is he dead or alive? He killed himself by shooting himself He killed himself in Sandy Hook. I believe so. Yeah. Yeah, you can't be mad at anyone when they killed himself The worst thing on earth happened. Yeah a bunch of fucking kindergartners got shot with a rifle. It's rage quit

Starting point is 00:28:14 There's no one to he did rage quit, but there's no one to blame and then you got a guy Saying I don't think it's real so he's getting the brunt of everyone dying. Yeah, not you know, whatever I don't what this is. This is not a great topic Well, it makes me very sad It is an interesting topic. Of course. It's terrible. Take got wrapped up Take got wrapped up in what Sandy Hook. No, just fucking Just being the man on the line. He's you only put your hand so far in the cookie jar, but he got in trouble But he can't he got kicked off everything for what for saying women are dumb

Starting point is 00:28:49 I think he was kind of what they accused him of was like saying he could beat the shit out of women No, not even that. I think he was like victim blaming. That was a saying being like I don't I don't know I never heard the clip. That's like what you read the articles. It was like the stuff that you click the links too It was like victim blaming women They just hate young hustlers, dude. Yeah, I'm surprised. They can just totally destroy him for that. I mean, I'm not yeah I'm not totally surprised, but it's all what you're saying on that on that. Yeah, it's not like he got caught Like OJ Simpson's on fucking Twitter today makes no sense, bro It makes no sense depends on what you have

Starting point is 00:29:25 I mean Simpson had a lot, but now he has nothing so it's like no one gives a fuck. Yeah, nobody cares LaBouf's make it LaBouf Matrix Matrix thing go. Go. Excuse me. Go brother. Mm-hmm. Go. He's matrixing through this whole thing, dude. He's He caught a wicked one a wicked me too. Mm-hmm. He was Yeah, you rock them sock them allegedly rock right allegedly No, he came forward was like I was being a motherfucker, dude boy shit Yeah, but I think he he did also say like these are normally I would go around be like this is a bullshit These are allegations true. I think he was still maintaining his his innocence, but he was like I'm not about that

Starting point is 00:30:09 I think he was separating like he was like, okay, I'll give him that no on that I think he was trying to go through and try to salvage the situation You said you know what I was fucked up 360. Yeah, he was fucking shit was neon, bro Shit's neon out there. Well, he everybody knows he's new fucking baggage is at the hotel before he gets there Sick as this lingo. I can't stand the lingo. I love it. I love it so much Thing that's a heart about us because burnt all and LaBouf are the they're the bros. Yeah, they're the best actors Clearly, they're the coolest dudes. Yeah, like if I can peeky-binder out, I would pretend to be John Burntall. Oh, yeah You know how sick I'd be with a full fucking thing. You're like, go brother

Starting point is 00:30:48 I'm an actor go ahead brother when actors play terrible burnt all but you know what I mean Dude, it's pretty pretty good though. When actors play troops a switch flips I think every gets it like takes a piece of them I mean they pretend to be a troop for like a year and train and pretend, you know, dude stealing Valor I'm not saying they're stealing Valor, but they're Mark it's Trooped out in like 30 movies It got to the point where he's like out of stop flight 93

Starting point is 00:31:16 Like I am a fucking Navy SEAL now that you mentioned it. I am shooter Yeah, I mean I would have stopped the Boston Marathon by and they're getting hero pussy because no offense But girls don't know real from fakes Wait, Mark Wahlberg was a war for girls. See a movie No, thanks, dude. No, it's not Matt none taken And you're telling the truth my girlfriend thought Legolas was real She's like I love Lord of the Rings and I was like why she's like cuz Legolas I want to meet Legolas I

Starting point is 00:31:51 Said you I we were laying right here. I said you must be the dumbest bitch That's what comic-con is all the dudes go We're gonna take our girlfriends. Do you think these people are Yeah, baby wear your costume we're gonna you're gonna actually meet fucking one of them Of course, I never said that but she did think Legolas was real She screamed when a cave troll came on. She's like I was like, yeah, it's CGI she said where's that where is CGI where all these things live I was in CGI this weekend. It was in Chicago this weekend. You're a big time CGI town, dude

Starting point is 00:32:37 Did they get you did anybody try to get you try to get me get me. Yeah. No, we encountered a stray dog though We pulled up in a straight people friendly guy. I could tell came up and bring he was like, yeah I was like, he's a good boy. I said get out of here. Get yeah. Yeah, and he left scrambled Yeah, there was a second dude. I was like fuck dude great Feral I have to level up on a feral people right now and protect my family. I could see dude I can see in his face. I mean, that's a friendly little guy run No, he was he was coming up and he was going like I saw the way he's walking Britney's like

Starting point is 00:33:11 I was like Brit. That's a good guy. We said to run and let your family you have to deal with a feral dog And then I was trying to get him to chase me Leave it activated chase hit him with the Jurassic Park the flare. Yeah, dude. He for a second I was like man, I would fucking stink But yeah, it was cool. We went to kill people with your hands and the street Southside Chicago. I mean I got you brother. You're off. You're banger. Go. Tell me what I would do Did you know this birth all did that the whole time? Mm-hmm Because I saw one of the comments was like yo, it's so great for him to show up and listen like we need it

Starting point is 00:33:46 Mm-hmm. Absolutely I'm not fuck with that. That's not my shit, dude. I'm trying to remember. I can't even do their lingo the lingo So, you know fucking the craft craft. It's not even the craft. It's craft Craft dude craft was the most but I was the thing I define myself as I define myself as craft craft craft macaroni and cheese I Like when my girlfriend makes me craft macaroni. I was genuinely pleased about Shia LaBeouf's friendship with Mel Gibson True that made me very happy to know that Mel was like, bro. You cannot fuck up you Forget all that other bullshit, bro. Yeah, Mel's a fucking Catholic dude. Dude took him to Latin Mass

Starting point is 00:34:27 Mel was the one who showed him Latin Mass And he was like, why'd you go to Latin Mass with fucking Mel? My bro loves Latin Mass. Really? My one bro the you know, Larry. Yeah, he fucks with it heavy, bro I say, you know, I fucks with that heavy. My shit's neon Brother my shit's neon. Gang shit, bro. Yeah, I'm in gang shit. I'm on that little boy shit. I don't even go to church Yeah, I'm telling you these monks row freak some lime of beans. They freak that line of beans Bro, you'll be walking down the hallway. They'll be laughing. You'll be like, yeah, we're about to freak some What's dinner night? Yo got them lime of beans. They'll freak some gummy bears

Starting point is 00:35:10 That was my favorite thing I've ever seen I Should have been able to see it because they both look cool as shit, dude It's so good that actually was kind of touching when he talked about his girl showing up in the zoom Yeah, dude, I was actually very touching. I was working out. I almost cried. Yeah, that was nice Nobody showed up. I fucking don't deserve fucking. He's like I'm being performative brother. Go bro Yeah, fuck that performative shit. You're being yourself, bro. Yeah, dude By the way, I burnt all was the man in that fucking show I was watching the We own the city which are we on the night we on the city that he's a Baltimore cop

Starting point is 00:35:45 He's fucking unbelievably good at it. Yeah, dude his accent. He gets it perfect. Does he really that's cop? I've ever yes. Well, he's uh, what's the fucking technique my son? The techniques I heard them say the techniques. Yeah, he's I think you're on that shit. I'm not on that shit. I'm more of a Boombox, I'm I'm the fucking man. I love when he dropped that thing, too Like I've seen you humiliate humiliate people on set. He's like mm-hmm, but I'd love to know the story of that Just a viscerating some dude on the set Yeah, yeah, that's gotta be crazy town, dude He said he's in his thing just blast and rap and the set of fury like get the fuck why the fuck you're the fucking enemy

Starting point is 00:36:25 Don't fucking be over it. Yeah, whatever those guys did work because fury is the shit. It's awesome How about the OG Brad Pitt, dude? Who would have thought I just watched Fight Club last night and then I was listening to that today I was like I knew Pitt was the fucking man to go dude. Yeah, you can't tell him shit about what work He's sensei. He's absolute sensei with the fucking craft. Yeah, can't tell him shit about a father Can't tell him shit about being an Adonis Can't tell him shit about there's a Donna shit seeds. I'm sensei with the craft, bro. Yeah, I'm sensei I'm sensei that fucking heavy. Yeah, I'm a G. I'm a G at this. I'm a G, but I'm sensei

Starting point is 00:37:07 He's talking about transformers Guard dog is like he's literally the transformers. It's like his big Transformers and holes. He's like, I'm a G. I'm a sensei at this and then fucking honey boy He just torched his dad. He torched his dad for the crap, but he came up. He apologized He got he got his fucking guys eyes fixed. He fixed his eyes. He bought some weed. He's dying His dad was getting sober with him. His dad was getting sober. I'm rooting for I'm not yeah I know I know it was so fucking I don't can done that I was giggling I was watching that going Jesus Christ is the funniest thing. Yeah, but I'm happy for the guy

Starting point is 00:37:45 Happy for the booth happy for birth all that he's I hope it's it sounds it sounds untenable for a long period of time They continue to act like whatever those two dudes are acting like Geez, yeah You're on the West Coast right actor Cholos white dudes do that man on the West Coast. Yeah, that's true Cholos the Filipinos have The lads go to they go to California and assimilate as Cholos

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Starting point is 00:39:21 Yeah, I get to live one more day Love you. I said, thank you for letting me do that. That's my job. I'm a salesman and I love you for letting me do that You're a good woman. You're a good woman, and I appreciate you I'd love to chill and ride with the Norteneos So if you're in Cal if you're in the California prison system, dude, you're right at the south side I mean, I had the keys to the Pueblos, dude I mean this guy had the keys to the Pueblos, dude, and I was on some little bullshit Yeah, that thing was all about me ego. Mm-hmm, and he was doing that for that was for the people. Mm-hmm

Starting point is 00:39:57 Fuck man fuck He's still fucked with me dude. He saw something in me He saw that I was a real one That was sick when he was like talking about being down to school in the hood and he was just sitting there talking Oh dudes in the hood are like, nah, you ain't having this here unless people from our zip code can come up on this I'm like, uh-huh. Then he went over. Uh-huh. He went over. He talked to me school to want some shit But the funniest part is like people in the neighborhood The you know, he's like, I'm down there. You got these white people down there all act out

Starting point is 00:40:25 He's like, I mean, I mean, I'm not a square. I can get down. I can get down. Obviously. I got jumped into the gang I got jumped in a parking lot, bro. What the fuck are you doing? Yeah, that was a kid that like just shy I got jumped in in a parking lot. He's in a fucking game but that was He definitely rolled up on some chullers and he was like, I want to join a gang and they were just like, all right We're about to beat the shit out of the kid from fucking holes No, he's affiliated. I'd like to see this. I'm pretty excited. Yeah, dude. I will say I'm I'm very pumped for LeBouf and I'm pumped for

Starting point is 00:40:58 Dudes just dudes of that caliber just them being on that. I'm it's pumping me up Brent all I didn't know was I mean, I've I've been a huge fan for a while. I didn't know he was on that LeBouf G level where it's like, oh, this guy's gonna continue to be great. Was he not close? I don't know what his Thing was. I hope maybe he knows about hurting his family. He knows about hurt He also might have felt I don't I'm not gonna be sponsored man, but you're in fury probably from guru friends Girlfriends, maybe I don't know. I'm a smart some man

Starting point is 00:41:28 I don't I don't want to be smart. I don't want to I don't want to speculate as to how he devastated his family I'm glad they're back together How do you say LeBouf? I just say LeBouf. I just let it fly. Am I saying it right? Yeah, I'm pretty sure Dude, he's with the gay. He's with the gang in them, bro I see the vatos in him What is that don't do that on camera football field goal Dude

Starting point is 00:41:53 Yeah, right you guys talk about that, dude. I'm I'm still that's because he did uh that gangster movie He's not fucking Stanislavski, dude. He's not on that shit at all He's not people say that about him. It's not at all What's that? He kept throwing up gang signs to Take a knee That's he's the best LeBouf's the best I mean, obviously the man made some mistakes, but he's coming back on it. He's coming back around Yeah, that must have stunk while he was in rehab and nobody would show up to those zooms

Starting point is 00:42:26 Yeah, it's really everyone else's family comes. Yeah, but then his babe showed up. I mean, that's as good as it gets LeBouf's the man. Yeah, I also took it It was a big man to come forward and be like, yo, I completely flame my dad. I don't know if I like chris pine with long hair Who is that guy the guy from star trek? Oh, is that the guy that yeah, I saw that allegedly got spit on by harry stiles. Yeah, I saw that Allegedly, we don't want to get sued by harry stiles. Yeah Yeah, I don't like harry stiles. Maybe jizz just fell out of harry stiles Think a bunch of jizz fell out of harry stiles fucking gay

Starting point is 00:43:03 Chris probably has monkey pox now He might get jizzed reflux, dude. He's probably like absolutely. Fuck. Absolutely. A load comes up every day He's just making out with crow. He kissed crowl and then spit on a guy. He's wearing his dress like a cocksucker Why are we allowing like and people just kind of put up with it like oh, he's an artist. He's crazy It's like dude. He's a fucking pop star. Yeah, I'm not a fan. Give him a knuckle sandwich Not a fan. I'm more like LeBouf burnthal type of hollywood. That's more of my guys. That's more of my speed I like the Bato's The white Bato's

Starting point is 00:43:37 Uh You're gonna like this. I got under some guys crawls at the Notre Dame, Ohio State Games What happened? So we go in there first. I'm with it's me tommy beezer o'connor and my buddy joe and I was like Tommy better not fucking talk shit get us in trouble. Yeah, I hope these guys can control themselves literally as soon as we walk in the stadium I'm hammered. I'm I'm talking. I was just about screaming talking shit. Where are you guys on the meter? Not I wasn't saying mean I just kept referring because they have a Ohio State's field is state life field

Starting point is 00:44:10 Sponsored by Go State life, you know, it's safe life Safe flight replay it's a fucking windshield replacement company. Oh, okay is their field It says Ohio State on one side safe light repairs safe light replace on the other So as soon as we got in there, I was like, whoa safe light field That's safe light fields rocking tonight. Very funny. I just kept yelling safe light field and these four dudes Identical to us. They were just the Ohio State version of us were in front of us like

Starting point is 00:44:40 They were pissed They were fuming and then Wouldn't shut up or they like started to like be like, yeah, all right I was like, you like safe flight. He was like, I like touchdowns. That's what he said. I was like touchdowns brought to you by safe light Everything Ohio State did Like there was one play where the dude like fell forward and then kept going. It was extra effort. I was like this extra effort It's brought to you by Safe light repair safe light blazer. It's such a good move. Yeah, just making fun from being corporate

Starting point is 00:45:09 Just there's just a stadium alone. Yeah, it's a windshield wiper thing. So a fucking windshield replacement thing your windshield gets chipped Top they're supposed to be the football team of in the greatest in the land I know I got a fucking windshield sponsor Jersey the movie cars The one guy has like a lame ass fucking shitty keep bringing up kids movies. It's good. It's bad. It's fucking. It's rusties The one guy has like a It's what

Starting point is 00:45:38 Mater tomato. Yeah, they make fun of them. It's they have like a lame ass backwoods fucking sponsor Yeah, it's just some bullshit stupid company. Yeah, it should be like something big like should be big Linkin fun. Ohio State should be Pepsi. Yeah, exactly. It should be. Yeah, oscar my arena fucking. It should be oscar my stadium Marvel standard by marvel stadium. Yeah, dude the guys in fucking Melbourne had that like the crazy glue arena It really was safe light. It could be the dumbest fucking field I've ever seen And then Notre Dame was actually winning at half and it was it was looking it was looking nice It was starting to look nice

Starting point is 00:46:14 There was some chirping going on and then I forget what these dudes said they said something about like their wealth Or like a bunch of rich Notre Dame guys, huh a bunch of fucking that and I was like, yeah, yeah a bunch of blue collar Ohio State guys, let me see those callous hands boys working boys Ohio boy Like it was it was getting vicious, dude And then how the wills was chiming in I don't imagine talking to Connor was next to me And then the four guys were right there There was an old woman in front of us who complained immediately about me saying safe light She was like, could you guys please keep it down my my my mother's here?

Starting point is 00:46:44 And it's it's like dude the state there's 120,000 people screaming here the loudest place I've ever been. Yeah, you're being a baby Yeah, it was crazy, but then they started playing uh Zombie nation that oh And I was like, yeah, yo play Penn State song play the Penn State song. We are Penn State They got mad at that Then they tried to play the Mets trumpet thing when Edwin Diaz comes out. I was like, yo the Mets song Dude, this is sick. You guys play Mets Penn State safe light Like just get like nothing you have is original dude. You guys stink. Oh

Starting point is 00:47:18 Yeah It was fun and they know him loss Those boys didn't say where they jet it out. It was strictly business for them Really shout to those dudes from Ohio that they did jet out And before with things got heated after the safe light thing I did try to like Tap him and be like, yo, come on boys. We're just jogging. I'm just joking around my bad on that and he was like, don't fucking touch me I was like, all right safe light repairs. It's on dude What the fuck? Yeah, he was grumpy

Starting point is 00:47:44 You know, he couldn't just have fun and just couldn't have fun and it's not like I was in there being like fuck I was literally going safe life field Yeah, but that life life field, baby I couldn't imagine I'm trying to figure out like because it is it that's a more subtle disc where you're like Fuck Yeah, I guess I never realized how corny it is that our field is safe life Is that an attack on our way to make fun of us For our windshield replacement field. I mean that is like a very subtle dig on the midwest though

Starting point is 00:48:13 Something bland and stupid. Yeah It's being like, oh Fuck the midwest You heard it. That's you heard me I'm right. Yes. I made west all though Fans were nice. I thought they were gonna be giant cunts But then when you got a bunch of docile pussies like Notre Dame fans coming in everyone's Every Notre Dame fans and they're like, you guys are gonna kill us. Although I was saying that too

Starting point is 00:48:35 I was like, you guys are definitely gonna kill us I can't believe I wore yellow. I wore yellow gym shorts. I thought I was gonna I was nervous wearing them to campus Why I was like right when I get out, someone's gonna be like nice yellow shorts. You fat fucking pussy I mean like you wore the gold. I wore the gold. I had the blue and gold on there. You wore the gold. Yeah The support that you made fun of the stadium Making fun of stadiums fine. You're allowed to make fun of the field that was Obviously not comparing you to Zarkali, but that was a genius move. You were bringing you were bringing down You're attacking their core. Yeah, I wanted to very subtle them to be like, yeah

Starting point is 00:49:10 We also hate they definitely hate that it's safe light field. Oh, I fucking was bothered the fuck out of me If Notre Dame had a giant Sponsorship logo on the field It was fucking safe light repairs like dude, how much are they paying us? Like don't do this for 80 grand Whatever this doesn't be the cheapest spot. It's safe light repairs, dude. It's goo. It's goo It's a guy driving to your house to fix your chipped windshield Oh

Starting point is 00:49:37 It's good business. It is nice. I've used safe light repair. I actually love safe light repair safe light replace It's definitely a subsidiary of Wayne Industries, dude. I might start throwing that up. Fuck you. That's why I support Yeah, I'll start wrapping Wayne Industries 9.2 billion a year According to Forbes going to Forbes Batman's worth Yeah, no, Chicago is sick dude. I got to do uh I did wowing out in the backyard He told me about this and I I truly felt terrible for you dude. It was

Starting point is 00:50:07 I don't know. It's one of those things. I was sitting there. I'm like, I won't possibly pick me for this Obviously they gonna pick you they got me, bro. So explain this entire thing So we're just at a barbecue where the cousin's barbecue. You're at the barbecue. I'm at the barbecue. Yes, you're paul walker P-dubs, bro. You're paul walker. I'm p-dubs. I walk in I fucking paul walker Definitely would have ascended to burnt all child of boof. He was on his way. He was already kind of doing it He was wearing like white tall tees He was kind of already there He was well respected in the streets in the street racing community. Well, yeah, if you obviously the mexican

Starting point is 00:50:41 All the cholo girlfriends are like that white boy is crazy That white boy crazy white boy can raise something about hate different So I'm nice to be nice to driving like that if I was fucking a NASCAR dude, I'd be like fuck this I'm going out. I'm finding the underground I need to be around the bros You know, I mean, I mean, dude, I don't want to besmirch the man's legacy clearly went to his head the fast The fff went to his head. Oh, yeah

Starting point is 00:51:11 He did try to hit that street life race in real life. He thought shit was sweet, dude. He thought fifth gear was sweet Unfortunately, that sucks Yeah, my there's nothing funny about the man's not funny about this It's nothing funny about the man's about Paul Walker the star of a fast and furious franchise dying in a fucking car accident That's not funny Do you think you did he what was did anyone get a picture of the car he wrecked? Yeah, there was a was there was there glowing ground effects. I think it was a cool car Was it like a ff car or just some regular ass?

Starting point is 00:51:42 I don't know as soon as you're saying it. I'm thinking of a lime green fucking fast and furious car But I don't think that's the case. There's no way. Yeah, it's probably like a Porsche Yeah, I think it was a Porsche by a Porsche or Bugatti. I think it was a beautiful Porsche or maybe a Bugatti It was a red Porsche red Porsche Yeah, maybe it's a Bugatti That much sock dude when he realized like I guess it wasn't pretty instantaneous. So I take everything I said back some random dude has my number and just said OH And then he used the f slur against me

Starting point is 00:52:14 And then a couple weeks ago. He said Ohio State's gonna whoop that ass And then a week before that he said can I tell you an animated skid I have? Oh, wait, you know, bro, can I give you a skid and shut the fuck up Fuck Ohio State, dude Oh, fuck Yeah, it was six. So we walk in I stare down a pit bull outside and I'm like the fuck away from my family, dude Yeah, hold on. I gotta hear about the the bbq. That led up. That's the type of time. You're already mad dog an actual mad dog You won up the dog. That was the type of time I was on. Yeah, I walk in I get the fuck away from my family

Starting point is 00:52:50 Walk into the barbecue chilling in the back. Yeah, you know me man bottle water vape pen just chilling. You're a made man Man shit, dude. Man shit. Man shit. It's like I was not some little boy shit. I'm all man shit. Yeah, I walk in My social anxiety is on a hundred thousand Total man shit legit man shit. Oh just like what am I doing here? How cool do you play it when you're there? I just chill. Do you like are you like Is there a part of you that is chilling? No, it's nothing perform. There's got to be some slight performative action For sure There's no way you can go into that as the only honky at a barbecue in Chicago

Starting point is 00:53:29 To be like I'm not going to even try to pretend I'm in my head like is a performance in of itself Of course. So like I just chill. I mean having kids is kind of sick is like gives you something to do Yeah, before I would just sit by myself and be like Yeah, and just hang out. It's like what am I gonna sit there like the music's blasting Yeah, always which we got to step up the djs at white parties. We never have djs. Are you sure? It's pretty loud. It's pretty loud. Yeah, are you sure? Are you sure blasting rapid a fucking barbecue with family members is cool?

Starting point is 00:53:58 Because if I do it at a party people get angry If I do it into my car people are like, what are you listening to? You gotta work, you know, you gotta spin You gotta like this is yg the djs gotta know the crowd. The djs gotta know the crowd. Yeah There it is. It is pretty crazy though to watch that but the um Yes, I walk. Yes. You kind of just I just chill. I like I just sit there play with Maya Um, and you just chill and you're just kind of like because you get this feeling like dude am I ruining this party? Because it kind of was with your whiteness. Exactly We're just being like a white dude like it's the party now. You're in a space. You're in a POC space. I'm in a space

Starting point is 00:54:32 You have ruined it. I do feel like I've been kind of taking the party. I bet they're kind of stoked you're there Depends. Oh, no, some no some obviously like dude like your family's nice as far as my family when a black dude's at the party They're like, this is sick. I didn't realize how cool this party was gonna be That's but that's a v. They're kind of like, oh, we're they're not under any pressure to be diverse whatsoever Kind of one of the opposite pressure of like, yeah Yeah, literally every single magazine is like black people need to stick to themselves These whites out of there on the south side of Chicago has its own history where it's complete dude. It's like Completely segregated. Yeah, no exaggeration. Yeah completely

Starting point is 00:55:11 So i'm literally a curiosity And then it's like happened to be at your house now people like god damn it Yeah, I see we rolled the sorry dice and the honk did the honks here being a fucking honky sitting there I mean it could all be in my head, but i'm like through their neighbors are probably like Yeah, that vape pen has to hurt That was good. I can't even fucking imagine dude. Well, the thing is i'm just sitting there drinking water because we're only just You should roll a blunt I could that's what that's much more like that's stealing valor though. I don't smoke blunts

Starting point is 00:55:42 They hit the one time i'll join i was chilling on my vape pen I'll smoke a joint if i'm there, but i'm if i don't i wasn't carrying like papers and weed around on me I know but i'm saying i'm not saying and there's nothing wrong with hitting the vape Yeah sitting there chilling the bros will clown on me because you hit a vape real quick and put it away You're just sitting there Chief in a fucking joint. Well, that is respectable. There was one family if i go over there They would want me to show up. They would roll me a joint. They would roll me a joint Get drunk or one thing that's cool or one cousins would always roll me a joint because i don't smoke blunts

Starting point is 00:56:12 Yeah, so that'd be sick We'd smoke weed and hang out But i would never i'm not gonna like be like i'm gonna smoke weed for this occasion specifically because the dude there is like I i dude i feel like Black dudes are under so much pressure to be cool as fuck all the time like dude. It's just casual shit Man shit right a backyard party and i'm like dude are these guys like it's almost it's like a level of effort of like coolness Yeah, well, and i'm sitting there just going like Looking around like i'll have another small bottle of water. Thank you very much

Starting point is 00:56:40 So i'm like, all right, we'll be here for an hour. It was cool. The food was good We're hanging out having a good time my is playing with like your little cousins and stuff So i'm sitting there just chilling like all right got this dude. I got I got this shit on lock, dude Yeah, oh and the baby all of a sudden they're like we're playing i saw people wearing wild and out t-shirts I'm like what the fuck? I don't know whatever All of a sudden like we're playing wild and out the one dude the one or one cousin How do you get into wild now? How do you get into the playing it? They just this was their idea. This is like a game. They were literally wearing out t-shirts

Starting point is 00:57:07 Owners. Yeah, husband and wife comp. They're going to face each other in a wild and out battle And then you have all their friends come and play wild and out in the backyard Yeah, so i'm like whatever sitting there all of a sudden her one aunt's like massive comedian pick matt and I went No No You guys aren't gonna get my comedy They got they got so they pick me i'm on the team i'm like fuck this man I don't want to do this at all social anxiety has reached a new it actually broke

Starting point is 00:57:36 I think my meter broke yeah, because I just went like at this point you can't fight it Can't be corny and be like all month. I mean also. I was like I could just be like no They picked me I said and or I love her one aunt so much and I'm like I can't go against her. Can't break her heart. I love her. I really do love this. Yes, and I'm like I'm not gonna let her down. I'm gonna wild now. Yeah, so I go I'm chilling hitting the vape now at this point. Brittany hit me with the vape. I said yes, please. Thank you I'm gonna need that I'm gonna need to get silly. I started hitting the vape. I was like, yes, please. Thank you, man. Yeah

Starting point is 00:58:06 Yes, that's mine. Thank you. I want that the uh, you guys do freestyle battles Yeah So holy shit. No offense This is hell. Yeah. No, it's untaken. Wowing out in a backyard yeah with family with Your ladies family your family your in-laws. Yeah, dude. Wild out with the in-laws. I was wild now Did you hear anyone some vicious fucking freestyles? No, so here's what happened. I was like I was like, all right I actually I always underestimate myself and I whenever I do a thing

Starting point is 00:58:35 This is how I approached when I did like open mics. Yeah, you're like, I can never do this And you watch other people do it and you go I could do that. I could I'm not going to be terrible. Yeah Dude, so I'm the second guy the first people go and all you got to do is it's called you go back and forth So you have to just do one bar. Yeah, they give you the thing one bar. They had a category our team wins I'm like, all right. Nice. I'm next. So then they go. All right. The topic is growing up black. Go Matt. I was like Ah You should have said

Starting point is 00:59:05 I know you think I don't know what this is But I know about fdi statistics Do you think they would have thought they think they would have thought it was funny? I was here's my head. I was like I had literally 20 seconds. Oh my god. I could I could just been like nope doing it Let me hear it. I know you spurred. I know you spurred, dude. You tried to say something You tried to you know, this had to be the gayest shit of all time. What did you say? What did you say, dude?

Starting point is 00:59:39 Oh, no, oh god. What did I say my brother? I would have done the same. I'm telling you. I'm telling you I said to hold it down. Gee. I did dude. I fucking I You know, I said growing up black. I wouldn't know about that Maybe my kid does I Hey, the one cuz it was dj'd and I lost so I'm sorry I had five seconds I had five seconds I would do to my instincts was like make a problem about it being weight rules and I was like don't do that

Starting point is 01:00:15 I know that's exactly that's the joke. It would have what you can't do it on the wood, dude You don't you don't think on the way home. I was like, oh, I'd be thinking about I was I was Have you come up with any better ones? Yeah, you're like writing it like a thousand How well can you think of it? Can you give me some? Um, if you take it all back what I had was uh growing up. Wait, hold on. Hold on, dude The category is growing up black. I'm all out of my battery. That must have been the worst thing in the world Dude, you hit me with the category. I went. No, I was what is it for real? He goes that's category. I went

Starting point is 01:00:49 Oh, you motherfucker. I had to go first I had to go first Not a victory. Yeah, but you know, there's those lessons of life. You know, that's that's the part of life that That's life, dude That's an ego death. They're not fully an ego. You can't be a man until you die You died. I had to be like, how bad was it? Did you have to walk back to the end of the line? No, we're just resetting our spots. I just I took it gracefully though. I did go I was like, yeah, you guys got me I did laugh it off. Like, yeah, what do you want me to do? So the uh, I don't know what it's like growing up black

Starting point is 01:01:17 But maybe my kid does It was something like that I don't know about that, but maybe my kid understands about half Oh, that's pretty funny. What the fuck? That was fire, you know, man, man, man. That was good came off right. I don't know. I was timid It was something I don't I don't want to reverse the same time. There's no doubt. That was there had to be some trepidation You'd be very I was trembling. I was trembling But it was something of that sort, but it didn't come off didn't come off. Good. You know what's funny

Starting point is 01:01:51 weren't you just talking around about this on yes, dude? Yes Everything I say, I'm like, I'd hate for that to happen. Always fucking happens like instantly. Uh, yeah, I'm dealing with that right now Are you? Yeah, I was on rogan Talking about how I got cold sores from my pa Jenga Valley orange juice. I got a cold sore brewing, dude. What I'm devastated I'm so mad about it I haven't had one in a long time. I'm very very sad about it ruined my fucking day I gotta go to I'll be sitting cage-sided with fucking herpes You're gonna see my fat head the entire fight night at ufc. I don't even see anything

Starting point is 01:02:24 It's coming. I can feel it. Oh, you feel it. I can feel it. Do you get this get the stuff? I got the stuff I'm working on your origin story. You sift oj. I mean my dad My dad got cold sores He'd munched he he would constantly drink out of the milk and out of the orange juice with open cold sores What a sack of shit. That's kind of what the boobs get I mean we've talked about this before I've had cold sores since I was a kid I didn't know that was the origin story. I mean, I didn't I don't know what else it could be It had to be from drinking out of the milk

Starting point is 01:02:51 Could be yeah, unless me and my dad unless something I blocked out happened Let's me and my dad kissed after a st. Joe's chargers He said you're a man now son Man shit, dude, you know that little boy shit not kissing your dad not being gay with your dad. Maybe that's what happened Maybe My sexuality comes from him He would tuck me in at night and then go to his room and you start flashing the lights and go it's feeding time He was running into my room

Starting point is 01:03:23 It's all coming back You gotta do your honey boy, dude Do a movie about your dad viciously molesting you And then just be like yo my bad. I literally I willed a cold sword, dude. I talked about on rogues Now I have it. Yeah, and uh, it's coming. I can feel it coming in and now I gotta do I'm doing red rocks next week There's gonna be a giant Megatron of my fucking face to 10 000 people Dude

Starting point is 01:03:52 You know how much that sucks I hope I can beat this culture. I've never beaten one once. Get the abrieva stuff. I have the abrieva stuff. I'm using it, but I've had these I have the most sensitive skin of all time. Like if I get a cut it's scar I'll have a fucking scar there for three months Damn, yeah, so happened me with psoriasis recently. I was like fucking psoriasis. It'll fuck you. That's that I'd been getting it for like a year not even knowing what I was like. Yo, I got some fucking dry shit on my skin This fucking bothered me. I mean, I got that I champed through that. No problem. Yeah, that's whatever I just have a batch of dry skin

Starting point is 01:04:28 Just be like, all right, whatever That's just on me now Dude now they gave me the cream it goes away right away There's dudes that can operate with cold sores like it's nothing dude. I know that would go out and be like Not mentioning it. I'll if if this thing actually breaks out It's the only thing I'm gonna talk about for the next week every kind. I'm not gonna talk to anyone I'm gonna go like this the whole time I might wear a mask

Starting point is 01:04:57 I might wear a covid mask. That would be sick or get more get more like tasteful like uh, we talked about doing the True, maybe I should just wear Anonymous mask, dude. Yeah, this is an anonymous That's a pretty good idea We talked about What's up, red rocks? Like dude my fucking girlfriend guys

Starting point is 01:05:21 Do a strong impression of a screen mask and red rocks to hide my hair piece That sucks dick, dude. Oh, oh, dude, so I didn't get so we got that was the first that was Sorry, I shouldn't have brought it out now. I even regret telling you so embarrassed about my cold sore. Why I don't know It's a shameful thing. I've heard I in the older. I'm getting the more shameful they're getting really Yeah, of course when you're a young boy, you have it. You don't care. Don't know what it is No idea what it is. You don't care at all. Yeah As an adult man, although it's weird. I don't see kids with cold sores Maybe I'm not looking at too many kids

Starting point is 01:05:55 Maybe I gotta look at more kids. I don't think I've ever seen I don't have a cold sore I might head down to the local school and watch recess to see just sorry I just want to see if any of the kids have herpes. That's all But um Yeah, I woke up today Actually, it started last night. I could I woke up and I was like, oh no, dude Like I could feel it coming was like a bump. Yeah, it's like a you can feel it feels almost like a zit That's about the like a big zit when you know how like when you like touch

Starting point is 01:06:23 Like where you can feel it you can feel it and it's like, oh, this is gonna be a giant pimple on my fucking face Yeah, I get a lip pimple every now and again, but it just it's not doesn't like break open I know what the difference is and then there's also like a weird slight tingling. Oh really? Yeah Yeah, so I have that going right now and I'm sad about it. Get these stuff. You put the stuff on it I did I put the stuff on already. It doesn't work continue to put the stuff on I think all that does is speed it up Yeah, shortens how long you have it little time lapse boy. There's I think there's no denying that it's gonna be a cut on my lip Fucking blame pirates for that pirates right brought that shit back from the moogles that one lady

Starting point is 01:07:04 But um, yeah, I woke up today. I had to go do my gay workout Woke up today with a cold sore had to walk in the rain down to the gym I was fat again in the gym, dude. I keep showing up fat as shit in there And then yeah to walk back in the rain Sad about having herpes. It's gonna ruin the whole thing. Dude. This is supposed to be the best thing ever I'm supposed to go to the Nate Diaz fight And then go to red rocks now. I'm gonna have herpes the whole time. You might not though What's historically how many days we're talking? I think a long fucking time. I haven't had one in a while

Starting point is 01:07:36 Oh, really? I think it takes a long time like seven days Of like a sore on your fucking okay Yeah, exactly how long I'm gonna be on this trip Yeah, get some makeup I'm not gonna do a shot of boof that dude. I'm not gonna cover up my herpes. Is that what he did? He covered him. He won't I know he hid though. He allegedly allegedly. No, he says he wouldn't tell his girlfriends about it He said he was so ashamed that he wouldn't tell I don't I first off if I had a like a mouth cold General herpes. I think is a lot different. I think you gotta spill beans on that. He said he had to spill the beans

Starting point is 01:08:10 It's making me laugh. You're saying dudes on uh Veritas Dudes in button-down shirts. We get like four beers to spill the beans like oh, yeah, we're not hiring catholics Veritas fucking rules. I can't should I just go red lips it Just fucking bright red lips The joke was sit front row and sit cage side at ufc with a mask and a visor And a biden t-shirt

Starting point is 01:08:43 That would be hilarious and now now that i'm trying to cover up my mouth herpes. Oh my god Do it be coveted out. Do you have like the scrub? Have like the dentist paper shit on you? Yeah, be completely scrubbed out You have to live to pull it down Just keep doing that. What is rocket? It's but I'm gonna have to rock it. I I'm envious of dudes who rocket I've seen dudes just fully like A guy with a cold sword just chilling. Yeah, it's rocks our energy didn't you just have a cold sword chilling Wasn't that you isn't that who i'm thinking of I think he might be I mean Yeah, we were walking outside and I was like, oh shit. He's got a cold

Starting point is 01:09:19 Yeah, he can put him under that rug on his face. I know I was tiny. He's got that herpes hider. Yeah But you don't I don't get them on the upper part. Oh, you get them on the lower. Yeah, I get them on the lower But you got one on the lower was yours from your daddy as well Yeah, my daddy's kisses your daddy's got some and now I get them So probably for graduate maybe we fucking maybe our dad's gave us little steps on swap. You ever watch those? Maybe your dad maybe our dad's got together and they were like they were sitting on the pool. You and me were in the pool frolicking They were like, hey, your boy's growing up. I said, let's take him inside give him a spin He's pretty good out there on the field. Let's take him for a spin. Yeah, I kind of always wanted a quieter bookish one

Starting point is 01:09:59 What's that like? Oh Oh, man, whoa, that'll box bring All right, all right I'm so fucking sad Oh, dude, I didn't tell you about my glorious comeback. Yes. Yeah, so you just you just got the bars of the century I don't know what it was like growing up black, but I think my daughter will understand half Something like that. That's pretty fucking good. Hey, but I don't I think I jumbled the line

Starting point is 01:10:30 I think that was the idea and of course How could you deliver that line perfectly under that type of pressure? I botched it and everyone? Okay, I went all right. You guys got me. You should have said fuck you guys. Fuck you, dude. Fuck this You should have said all you why don't you guys stop rapping? And run this is fucking bullshit anyway run out of the party Oh my god, dude, I should have but I I said, okay fair enough, you know There's multiple rounds. Hopefully I don't have to dance at all. Yeah, hopefully the next round geography geography

Starting point is 01:11:01 They had uh, yeah, they had the next round was people had to put water in their mouth and not laugh and not laugh That's very fun. Dude. That was fun. We see that in high school in the cafeteria. Dude. That's when I came I'm like it was genuinely. I was like, what the fuck I dude. It was so fun. That's so fun It was so fucking funny because they're sitting there. This is a family event and like the one People are going back and people stink so bad. They're just like Wasn't getting any laughs at all. It was so nice when you're doing that. All you have to do is just point to Point to somebody that's kind of funny. Yeah, you and me are doing it looking at gardenia and just be like It's unstoppable

Starting point is 01:11:34 But dude, it's because whoever you point out goes what the fuck dude. It's microphone dj So it was a formative aspect. So you have water, but then somebody water the two people had water And we had to go try to make them laugh. Nice. So dude for some reason everyone went sexual I get it. The pressure is on people start being like, you know, just open like real sexual shit I'd seen it before my vet, bro. Yeah, I've seen it before I said, okay. I'm about to take this the next So I'm seeing everyone go do weird sexual stuff as everyone's nervous so then I uh So I go up. I just played off that dude. I went on I was like I seen a lot

Starting point is 01:12:06 I was like a lot of you guys are Threatening sexual aggression on one another I was like, well, I wonder what I was like. I don't think I could do that But if I had to take a pic, I don't know who there was a man and a wife combination I was like, it's kind of a lose lose if I were to be sexual It'd be very uncomfortable either way if I were sexual to the woman or the man present and dude It's like pretty cousins and people started giggling nice and they're just in there like the fuck Yeah, they were like that was actually pretty good. That was pretty good. Nice. I was like, I don't know should I

Starting point is 01:12:31 Pull down this man's pants They'd never seen it before no, they've never seen gay So guys like or or should I just focus all of my sexual energy on this woman before me dude? They're just like that's fucking funny Yeah, and they did it work did one of them laugh or did they just go that was funny They spit the water there with like this guy the fuck away the friends were kind of friends They were like that was decent. We'll give it to you. Okay But then the one guy who wasn't playing came up and he this guy kind of won he got the buzzer

Starting point is 01:12:57 They didn't they didn't spit the water, but they almost did he goes Is butt cheeks one word or could you spread them apart? That kind of I was sitting there against a tree like Everything's 10 times 20 if you have water in your mouth and you try not to laugh That was that was a good one. That's that's where you're fucked and he came out of nowhere too He wasn't even playing this came out of nowhere grabbed the mic He got the buzzer, but then he had the rest of it was uh

Starting point is 01:13:21 They started doing like this dance contest or they had a makeup They had like pretend to fight but make up like a dance fighting. It was fucking. It's very funny to watch Luckily, I kind of kept dodging and weaving on that one. I popped out Popped out and then I was trying to leave like all right. We're doing jeopardy around I went Why don't we stick around for one? I Authors But yeah, dude, it was uh, what was the jeopardy around I had to leave I

Starting point is 01:13:47 We had to go to another place Dude, it was crazy. That was no racism by the way. I was no racism. No, I mean, dude We're gonna do rap battle and dance contest. That's what I'm saying. Obviously. We're gonna chill for jeopardy. That's what I'm saying I was like, okay. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah, I read a lot. Hopefully this pays off right now in this backyard But yeah, dude, it was crazy too and they like had to do different like there was like one round There was traditional dances and it's like I'm doing the dougie. I'm doing the stanky like I'm doing this I did it went back and forth like I was like, dude, this is crazy. Yeah, I'm doing the waltz Dude, yeah, what'd you hit him with? I didn't do it. I kept moving the dance. I was like, I'm getting definitely not doing this

Starting point is 01:14:26 I did enough. I did enough here. You have to do like wet in class. You gotta do like the sprinkler I would hit the worm or mower. It would have been the worm. You should have done the fucking Let's groove It was percolator worm. That's all I got to me. Yeah, my repertoire. What's the percolator? Yeah, it's percolator tell him brother That would have won they would have been like Percolator would have been nasty now her one cousin did like there was a specific dance from like the south side pretty sick She ripped that and there was an error

Starting point is 01:15:13 She's on my team. Oh, it sucked. I dropped a piece of silverware. I was out the dinner. I dropped a piece of silver Damn it. Did you do it? I wasn't gonna use it anyway. Nobody knew what I was talking about It's like fuck Matt would have loved it. That was the funniest. When did you do that when we were out the dinner? I think I did it the whole trip No, it dropped it I wasn't gonna use that anyway I don't drink wine I had a battle somebody was arguing with me about that. They're like season one is the best season. I was like it's season three

Starting point is 01:15:45 It's the american versions. It's not even close. Come on. The american version has it unlocked sabat James come on Fucking hit us dude straight hit us the asian girl who orgasms on a first date and it starts dumping everybody It's not even close making an error. I'm not making fucking love on the spectrum season three They could have get some dashes on there Brandon dasi could be on Love on the spectrum. We could be called preventing a school shooter They're really good, dude. We're trying to get these guys. Oh, Steve. I gotta forget my dog. Steve. Oh, come on, man

Starting point is 01:16:20 Steve's might be the best character of all that's a problem. They do have Michael But dude, they do have Michael. They do have the guy who says yes I have a female cat named marmalade Yeah I don't know it's a tough call that guy carries that season pretty hard him and Michael carry it fucking what's his name? The dude that's like what a lovely die that yeah mark Mack is mark's good mark. I recognize this time. It's all from the hit 1997 film Jurassic pack He's a velociraptor. Yeah, he that was michael was crazy. Michael was nice when those dudes get medieval

Starting point is 01:17:01 There's like I don't know what it does to my brain. But when like an autistic guy gets in like medieval and dude kelvin kelvin the asian dude, there's I mean patiently waiting season one has some hitters Yeah, dude, I think kelvin might have been the best bang with anybody dude. They're from west Fucking bang with anybody. Damn. I've read about kelvin. I say that to myself at least five times a day Well, I'm patiently waiting. I'm waiting patiently. Yeah, uh, but I'm Do you want to play video games? Uh, I'm patiently waiting patiently God damn. Yeah, we should switch over to the patch. Yeah

Starting point is 01:17:38 150. Oh, we didn't even do ad reads Hunt let's uh, uh, you wasn't gonna read those anyway. Do you want me to try to do that thing tomorrow? I'll try to do that thing. I'll go. I'll hit the office. I'll try to we're gonna We got a little we got a special treat for the ad reads Yeah, I'm gonna sprinkle them in what throughout the episode or just toss them in here at the end We'll sprinkle them in see how good they are. True. True. See what happens worse comes to worse I'll just dead pan the camera on a webcam and read them Read them like a fucking ransom

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Starting point is 01:19:25 It was mad about that Somebody in the comments and I said I agree with them and it made me sick to my stomach I mean dude, it's kind of funny looking back. I mean at the time I'd be pissed if it was like my brother I think that's not funny. That's what they're saying. They're like he's from west jester pennsylvania. I know how crazy is that? I know there was a there is a part of me on those that's always like holy shit. Yeah, he's close. Can you imagine? If that's how obviously no one in my family is trying to build telephone poles Yeah, but if they were And they went out and that's how you find out someone in your family dies and there's a video that everyone's like holy shit

Starting point is 01:19:57 You got to see this. Yeah, it's terrible. That's the worst. It's terrible It's up there with the worst. I did do while and out though in the backyard So that try to come with me about that kind of shit. I'm like you ever done while now, dude Honestly, if people had to choose cut my head off 99% are gonna go with the while now But there's a shocking number of people that would be like for real just get this over with i'm not doing I'm not doing what's it like to be black in the south side chicago

Starting point is 01:20:28 She went to her cousin. She was like you're an asshole for that. He's like that was the next one I mean, so he didn't shuffle the deck. I'll give it to it. It's funny. It's very I said, I was like brinny He did the right thing. That's the right move very funny Very funny the opposite of that would also be pretty brutal if there was one black guy at a white party and they were like We're gonna do while now Yeah, and then they were like, all right first one's rap You're gonna win this you're gonna do so good. Yeah, true. Yeah first white white versions just like charades

Starting point is 01:20:57 or heads up Cards against humanity. That's pretty wild. I might try to bring while now to the family party Your family would be extremely funny. It's so fun, dude. It was like I was saying I was again I was like what the fuck I was like, this is a fun. It's a good time Everyone in the party had as much fun as you can have a nice for everyone to have a good time It was funny, dude. Good for them to let loose if somebody can you imagine? That's the thing we can't do this stuff. We can't have fun. It's like a you know, we can't we can't dance at the family party We gotta dance at the family party. You gotta start. I gotta start

Starting point is 01:21:29 Just hitting the dog if I was dancing at the family party people will pull me aside and be like Yo, you're like for real your life's out of control What are you doing drugs? My uh, my nephew goes up to the alexa down and he goes alexa do a wet fart And this goes yeah, those little fuckers dude little kids and alexa's it's crazy. Yeah But yeah, all right, let's lie to the we're gonna Masking do some cool ads. Yeah, well, they'll be and then we're gonna switch over to the patreon Guys join the patreon if you'd like to hear more rousing conversations. Yeah, we got a good topic though on the page Yeah, we didn't even talk about the fucking

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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 408 - Boy Shit

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