Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast - Ep 413 - King of the Games (feat. Lil Sasquatch)

Episode Date: October 12, 2022

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Activate hello come on come alive like Chuck E. Cheese robots, dude We're here with Harry Wow Wow What you're gonna say my name. Oh, we try to hide your name. Yeah government man. Put out his government dude You can get it That's why I never go on my phone it why your government name the fuck you talk Never have that's your government. What are you trying to hide? He doesn't want to get run up on in the parking lot, bro You look like you get yes, bro. I saw you eating a burger bro. I'd fucking pull For real though, what's your thought process on hiding your identity? I don't know. I just have always done it

Okay, it was like a work thing. Well, I started doing like the social media shit when I was in like middle school or high school They don't want you No, I'm not that's crazy. Yeah, I was in middle school You're in middle school with social media Yeah, I like eighth grade when I started doing it and he blew up there. He's a social media icon Yeah, you're like that social media Macaulay Culkin. Yeah, pretty much. I get the comparison a lot Macaulay defended Michael by the way, yeah, he was good I always said that nah lies

Who made that up then? I think the other lying kids said They had pretty accurate stories, but I mean how detailed not accurate how jealous or they have Macaulay, though You're like so jealous. You were like you were Michael Jackson's like side. No one guy became a dancer Really, that'll do it to you get my god Then he ended up I think Dating Britney Spears or something he like fucked he fucked Michael Jackson and Britney Spears That's fucking sick. What's he belly aching about? Speaking of tragedies, we're gonna make light of that kid getting shot was funny. Yeah, don't let the other guys at Barstle

It was a rough showing on my behalf No, it was funny at the time when you and me were talking it was and then when you tried to steal my material You didn't bring the delivery that you needed. I did not bring the delivery I walked in I was just like in the most monotone voice ever. I was like, yeah Do you guys see that video of that kid getting shot by the cop? He left out that it was a white kid. Yeah Yeah, that would have the whole place would have erupted. They're like, holy shit. That's hilarious Oh, you went out on stage and talked about no, no, what it probably worked better on stage

You know I did it on the yak the show that I do on Barstle. Yeah yesterday brought to the stool Yeah, took it up to the stool didn't play with all up with the boys pull the store Like it said, I'm gonna pull up a stool I'm gonna tell you guys a funny story. Hey guys real rap real rap pull up the stool. Please brutality funny It's funny when it happens to a white guy, bro. That's not cool. The holiday. They shut it down They shut it down seven Roan was on your ass Roan was on my ass hard and Roan said that he saw the video and said he didn't think it was funny

It's I Thought it was funny because Shane was showing it to me 70 times a day. Yes, and we were crying The first time I saw it I said I did not think it was funny And then when I thought about showing it to you what while you me and La Mer were out to eat lunch in my head I was like, I gotta show these guys this video then I realized it was funny while I was taking my phone out I was like wait till you fucking see this It's a kid eating a burger In a McDonald's parking lot in a cop with no hesitation

Opens his door with his gun out. He's like get out of the fucking car Dude the picture the picture they showed I only saw the news story. His face is just like That's the funny part is the face. Yeah, the funny the funny part is the tragedy. Yes It's so fucking crazy that it's funny. Yeah. Yeah Well, the funniest part of it to me is that there's so many white dudes out there being like, yeah We all get fucking mistreated by the police. It's proofs in the pudding dude. I was thinking we were talking about that I was like dude that kid the rest of his life somebody's gonna be like police brutality needs to stop against black people He's gonna be like

Pardon me for a second. No, he's eating a burger and then I was laughing about thinking about Sitting in a park. I've sat in many parking lots eating a burger by myself. You're just you're deep in thought Staring it like a light In a faster parking lot it's just a crime in and of itself. It's a crime You're watching you're looking off into the Walmart parking lot like I think he's live unfortunately We saw that news clip and they were like he's in stable. He's gonna be in stable condition on bar so they looked it up And they're like he's in critical condition

Yeah, and the hangover. Yeah, that would have been tough. It must have felt really really rough Oh, she thought you're gonna have a good time and everyone's like you're fucked up That whole flight you must have been like perfect. I got I got my topic for today's podcast I was like they're gonna think this is funny And then I and then I'm people DMing me just being like dude You're such a piece of shit, and I'm just rolling I Just start death right there's some geezer comic geezer comics right now talking shit on me

What, you know fucking geezer comics that read the fucking New Yorker that are still mad. They're like this article is inexcusable So funny Talking shit. I'm talking shit. Tell him you'll shoot them. I might like guys. I'll fucking shoot. I mean, I know you guys I'm I'm gonna fly there and shoot you Then we'll see who's laughing and body cam the footage flying like you're I'm gonna surprise you with this gun I'm gonna wait until you're getting some fast food. What I mean, what is what is the honest like? What's the penalty for holding someone at gunpoint?

It's it's maybe a couple years the most yeah, if you videotape yourself holding a couple I could use two years off three years I'm just laying down building years dude Yes, building years, and then you have the footage of putting And then I come out and talk like Shia and fucking burnt all just come out and be like yo go Brother no brother But yeah, it was funny because one of the comics I don't name him

Yeah, please don't attack these guys on the internet for real. Please don't it's exactly what they want don't do it Yeah, anything attack them in real life with a weapon I'm fucking Sam Hyde No, in real life You mean in the ring, right? No Now the one guy I clicked on his fucking Twitter profile pic And it's him in like a Hillary Clinton mask Like

Yeah Yeah, there's a there's a there's a whole wave of comics that are like old dudes that suck that got lost in CNN Yeah, that are just as lame as the dudes lost in Fox. It is the light though That's like the moth light for dudes who truly sucky You're wrong just follow fucking Don Lemon into your screen like Don knows Here's the big story. Yes, it's me and sass and the mayor we go to Buffalo helium great job this weekend sass Oh, thank you, Harry. Wow

He's doing stand-up. He's gonna use a fucking name. I don't know my name this weekend. So you drop the little Yeah, you drop the little Yeah, no, the mayor was introducing. It was Harry little sass Yeah, which was funny. All right, we'll delete all this. No, no, it's fine. You sure I'm not sure You don't anyone know what's what's what's the what's the fuss now? Yeah, last time it got out. It was just like a bunch of people like DMing my parents and shit. That's part of the game And like DMing my sister on LinkedIn, I'm gonna find your sister on LinkedIn and I'm gonna threaten her with To be fair, they are networking. I'm gonna find her

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I had a good time Buffalo is it must be the diarrhea capital of the world. Oh the food we ate straight diarrhea One of the one of their delicacies is a pizza log, which is just a spring roll filled with dough cheese and pepperoni It was that was might have for real had That was one of those things that's so shitty when you eat, but I had no guilt or like regret I was like dude. Those are so fucking good. Yeah, you ever have one. No What's a pizza like a rolled Instead of a piece roll it's an egg roll. Oh, I guess it's fried fucking good. Yeah, it's fried

I mean, it was delicious even at helium with they were good comedy club foods. Not the best Mm-hmm. I put my hurt. No, I focus it on Buffalo bites like I always do you thought on the bites Yes, I did some damage It was the diet the diet this week was fucking crazy really. Yes, we were eating Buffalo bites Pizza roll pizza logs. I mean, it's all a man. Me LaMarin sass. There's no one there has any control No one had control usually I'm there's one guy. That's like alright. Let's not yeah The only time I didn't have buffalo bites and pizza logs was when I made the pad tie My room on the first night and I spilt it onto my suitcase and all of my clothes are covered in pad tie

Yeah, and we kept going to the same shitty bar every night. It was fun, but here's here. Let's get to the Harder than that. Yeah, dude, so Gabe Davis is wide receiver for the Buffalo Bills Absolute legend. Yeah He brought a couple of players to the show. Mm-hmm. So the bros are there. It's like Friday night Saturday Friday night The bros are there. That's it. Uh, which was very scary to see the bros. Yeah You don't realize how big NFL players are until they're in the Buffalo helium green room, which is a closet Nine of them Hey fellas the in La Mer were pressed up against each other in the corner while like 10 NFL dudes

Surrounded us. It was awesome. Jesus hot guys too. Oh, yeah, so then they they hook us up with three tickets to the game We go to the game. There's what a time What a great time the Buffalo Bills football game was yeah tailgate slightly we had like one But we got there late. We had a rough night the night before the mayor started challenging me to drinking contests Which it was a draw every fucking time dude. What was a draw every time we couldn't stop And it kept being like no, I won no I won American Slurp Until we got to Bud lights and there was yeah, it was a wrap you brought him in a deep water

I took it. Yeah, I took him into deep water. He was nice on the car bombs though We like five car bombs and she made us she made us film it for him No, we needed video replay Hear my shot glass hitting first dude, but he was it was photo finish. It was The mayor's nice, so that was we were that was supposed to be a night. We were taking it easy No, that was our last night. Wasn't it Saturday night? Yeah. Well Friday night. We did actually kind of take it Yeah, yeah, Saturday night. It was like all right. We got to take it easy. We got to go a fucking bills game in the morning At like 9 a.m. We didn't we got there at kickoff, but get in gave Davis honors me with an incredible performance

Yeah, true And his boy Bert Bert was fucked up. We were drinking he was like games doing this for you right now So after the game Gabe comes over to the where we're sitting. Yeah takes his fucking jersey off signs it and gives it to me It's me and little kids I'm drunk in a bills hoodie with glasses and a hat Like leaning over the wall for real everybody there thought I was a retarded guy and then NFL films was like filming It was like a crowd of children around me

And I was standing there, I'm like, how old are you boys? You threw up in the third quarter Yeah, I was Recently, I think yesterday actually I was in a bathroom where I thought someone threw up and I was like Jesus Christ What a fucking shame flecked throwing up in a public bathroom regulate your stomach in public And then I ate fish that night and I was like worried. I was gonna throw up What type of what type of fish salmon I just salmon last night. Did you let me do I had a lot of it really? I had two full giant pieces of salmon. Yeah, it's one of those fishes one of those things are like eggs

You're like, I think I need like 40 pounds. I can just keep eating. Yeah, it's healthy Sick damn that's that I dude I went before you said about his friend like he's doing this for you I was thinking like he probably truly was charged up. Oh, he was Was he went to the show and he was like, I'm about to fucking honor him He definitely was running faster than usual. I bet He was fast as hell. I'm dude. I'm telling you and it's so funny to be like announcers like man. He's really put it on You might be as muse dude, I could be Gabe Davis's muse Gabe Davis's muse

So gives me the jersey we're hanging out then we we go dude This is where the this is where this whole thing gets Incredibly funny is just La Mer La Mer around NFL players. He was treating him like he was like a child. Yeah, he's like 32 Yeah, with like he's 10 years older than these They got him a bills hoodie that they gave him a 3x it was down to his knees Dude, he had his hands in his sleeves the whole time. He's like he's fucked up. Yeah, if you glimmer is for real autistic Without a doubt. He was he was saying

Right fuck how rages their right guard That plays with bills is a monster. He was the black dude in the chains. Yeah in like a cool shirt La Mer stands in front. He's talking to one of the one of us. Yeah, what a family was this actually to maybe his family Yeah, there's stands next to them. He's mid-conversation. It just goes I've never seen someone hold a pound longer an unanswered pound dude. He just Finally this dude not looking at him goes He is the best it was incredible Bill's got an onslaught of autism from sass in La Mer

It was incredible. I've never seen anything like We're hanging out after Gabe takes us through the facilities while we're walking through the facilities La Mer's walking just La Mer and Gabe Davis are walking at La Mer's like, how does it feel to reach your dreams of being an NFL player? We're in the locker room and me and La Mer got a picture back Watches Oh my god, so we go to we go to Josh Allen and we go to the teams like Dinner yeah, and just in a restaurant. It was great. It was wonderful. La Mer is sitting. It's a long table

It's La Mer and this one wide out. I forget who it was sitting next to sitting a chair apart But no one else is around them. We're across the table. I hear La Mer look over at him and go Other than us being black. What do you think you and I have in common? And the dude was real like yo He wasn't having it at all And La Mer was like what it's a good question. No shame The guy's like sitting with his family. Oh my god So we're laughing about that we're laughing about it again doesn't take a hint that maybe he should stop doing this

Five minutes later out and again this guy's not talking to him. He's just asking quite like he's sitting eating and then being like What what do you search on YouTube He's like, I don't know man like what he's like what are you talking about? I Mean hasn't confronted this level of nerd in like decades, dude. I know it's no one's ever seen anything like true true But it's so funny. You get this at like a family party and like one of your cousins is there That's like really fucked up in La Mer's defense. He did turn to me in the middle of the game And he was like I think I'm gonna black out

And I was he's like I've never blacked out twice horse dude. He Dominates a dragon me and him were drinking. He was fine. He doesn't he doesn't get like visibly drunk. No, yeah, dude He is a tank. I do it. It's crazy. He's fast. He's nimble He asked all the right questions. Yes, all the right questions. He dominated. Yeah, he might be an exoskeleton That's so fun, it's so funny though is that dude like just think of the wide receiver world It's just like you wake up. There's a bunch of chicks like yeah, I want to boil you I'm assuming this is a bunch of chicks trying to fuck you You're just cool. You're driving cool cars and all of a sudden you're at dinner with La Mer going like other than being black

What do you think? The guy's like, I don't know Hasn't made like the neural connections to answer those questions like ever He's just like in front of the completely unique situation. Like what the fuck is what is this? What am I dealing with An entity dude entity So we leave there we go back to games we played poker me and the mayor get fleeced. Oh, I gave a mayor 200 bucks We played $200 by yeah, yeah, I bought it three times. I was getting killed the dude next to me was beating me so bad

He was showing me his fucking cards. What? Yeah, it was it was humility. You're good at poker. I was do I thought I was I was getting shit hands but The mayor is out right away. I give him $200. He's literally out first like No idea he's like, oh shit, I have nothing So this is where the this is where this is where the things so we go there we leave there we go to Dave and Buster's and Buffalo one of the players Had paid some money to buy it out So it's empty these guys have so much fucking yeah

It was really cool. Fuck we get in there before we leave I take a lot of mushrooms I was like, I'm gonna stop drinking. I'm gonna switch over to my with the mushrooms. I don't know I don't know. Yeah, I don't know they were like those candy bars What the heck Right now Gabe better be okay. Oh my god. Do you kiss that dude? With no pants on Having us a little bit until the car at home the car at home. He was having a blast

So we go in We're at Dave and Buster's. Yeah, there's a lot of women your own mushrooms. Oh, so we have I don't know So I read the the back of the candy bar thing said like one one your micro dosing to your micro dosing between like Three and nine. You're okay. Yeah, I took six maybe seven such a gobbler Every time I gobbled the fuck out of them we get in there. I'm they're starting to hit when we arrive. I'm like I'm in Dave and Buster's with the bills and like 50

Ladies from Buffalo Women of the night Cardi B's Cardi Buffalo's. Yes, strange women. Yes Cardi Buffalo buzz. Yes, and they were fucking they were they were having fun Then the cool players show up, which was very funny to see yeah Yeah, the difference that we were with like linemen and tight ends. Yeah, we're at the honkies Yeah, the cool bros showed up. Really dressed. They all looked like fucking Migos. Yeah They're in the coolest shit you've ever seen which normally I'd be like, that's cool

I was high as shit on mushrooms. I was like, what the fuck are these guys wearing? So this is this these boys hog heaven you get lemur and sass some video game Lemur at one point announced to me. He said I'm the king of the games Dominate Dude, and he has he's like a little kid. He's walking. There's this d-tackle playing fucking guitar hero Lemur is like, do you mind if I play with you? And the guy's like, yeah, sure man, whatever. I have a photo of it. That'll be posted right there on the mushrooms, too Yeah, I think a little bit. He was fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He literally he crushes everything

I was freaking out and he was giving me like pep talks like dude. We're having fun relax The mayor was trying to snap me out of it. We were walking around like a dog nature rock, too Yeah, we had to hold on to him like this way I was being so nice to you. Yeah, you're being nice. Come on. Let's get over here. Come on. I was just watching you play games Yeah, I would literally go game to game with him watch him play it for two seconds and walk My face Fuck All David Buster's cards his card broke and I'm sitting there is talking to a cop

Officer my charge cards expired. He's like I can't help you with that. I don't work here Like someone gave me a card when I walked in. I need a new one. Oh, I could have given you mine I know I didn't do that unlimited charge card. Oh, yeah. Yeah dude Unlimited David Buster's charge card babes and the Buffalo Bills. Oh, it was about as cool as it gets No, I hadn't monched too hard. Yeah, that would have been a great night. It's yeah, but I did Monge And I was like, I can't You don't even time for cruising USA

Yeah, I'm walking around. I see people like Gabe was playing like cruising USA. He was in like a car thing I was like, what the fuck is going on? Oh Busters on mushrooms. They must have some mushrooms with dudes that are 610 300 pounds all around and then Buffalo fucking Cardi B's It was the craziest thing I've ever seen loud music It was great. That's intense dude. It was so it was so intense that I didn't realize how high I was Until I got home and it got into my hotel room and everything was moving. Yeah, and I was like, holy shit. I was

hallucinating the entire time But and there's that like I mean non-stop I'm watching the man's ass play games at one point At one point all the cool black players were playing basketball Mm-hmm Nothing wrong with it Just saying that's what they're doing. They're playing the you know the bed of the best way But they were surrounded by like girls and the speaker was right there and rap was blasting and I look over and

The the right tackle is Spencer. He's like six nine. He's huge. He's by himself playing I Can't look at this It's like one of those like reflex game He's so big he covered the entire thing. Oh my god. He's like Nail it was just funny to see the the difference between a yeah white dude from Iowa Dude for some reason I went up after him and I was like, I'm gonna smoke you like I'm gonna be the reflex Not remembering he's in the NFL and also an athlete. Yeah, I got like 200 points less than him. Yeah

He set the record in your defense. I've never seen anything like it. It was really yeah The game the game's huge and he was bigger than the fucking game I have a video of him playing nice It pans over to you and you're just like I Oh my god, he was my guide though. Yeah, he was cool. He was really very like here. Come on. Everything's good Like this is fun. That's so sick. Yeah, and I was laughing imagining him as a Viking He was a Viking. Oh, he even has like a Viking head. Yeah, he's a big guy. He's a Viking

He got into your house. You're done. The whole thing's done fucked security there. They were white knuckle in their guns Please nothing happened You'd abandon I'd abandon posts on that dude I don't want to miss things because this was I mean as funny as anything I've ever had it's honestly So then this is this is it. It's absurd. The moment. So there's a game Harry's fucked up. Don't act like you were Even on mushrooms He goes up there's a Star Wars game that's between the bars where everybody's hanging out and then it goes into the arcade

The first game you see is this VR headset that drops down from the like ceiling And it's a Star Wars game. It's got like the two-hand thing. Yeah attached as well I see Harry start to walk over towards it. Yeah, I'm thrilled like dude. No way. That's what you've been searching for I'm like no way he's about to do this Tapping game He comes on He was wearing corduroy And these sneakers

He probably scanned them later scanned like access granted He puts on the fucking VR headset and I'm so delighted. I can't believe this is happening As soon as he does it we're all laughing. So then a crowd notices So then I have no idea. A semi-circle forms around him of some of the Cardi B's a lot of NFL players Just dude, we would die and he played for like 15 minutes of just like He has no idea this is happening. No, there's 30 people watching He drew his lightsaber Because he was like you could use the force

You're in another dimension At one point while I couldn't watch it It was to I was crying. Yeah, and I looked like an asshole because I'm standing there falling over laughing I mean, it's you were right though Gabe taps me and goes look at your other boy Behind the crowd. I look at the mayor's in a axe throwing cage by They root they dominated this party They dominated the after party when there's a berserker He's my favorite bite so the whole time I'm laughing. I'm so excited for him to take his mask off and realize that

He takes it off no shame he looks B-lines walk straight up to my face. It's like the game was actually pretty hard I pulled the mask off and there's literally like 75 people surrounding me and I'm like I swear guys as soon as you lowered your mask Oh fuck Oh my god, that was it. That was that was everyone was like, yeah, we have to leave I can't that's I think Gabe was the one who pulled the plug Gabe pulled the plug Gabe saw where this was headed. It's just too autistic. They're too autistic

They were killing the vibe because the vibe was cool. I bet it was cool guys. Yeah, but we were having fun I couldn't dude we got in the truck I couldn't stop like I was I was like stop telling me stories Oh, stop telling me and then I'm next to Gabe and I'm like this guy just had two touchdowns against the Steelers today And lameron sass are in the back like and then when the tie fighters And it was also he started laughing he couldn't drive he was laughing so hard. He was like, all right, stop. Stop What a great guy too. Yeah, he was awesome. He was incredible. Jesus Christ is that such a funny collision of worlds It's Hades, dude. Comedy podcasting is

And you're talking to the nfl these guys worked hard train hard. They're getting what they deserve I smoked pot during college and changed my majors I didn't apply myself to anything in life Here I am Right, the problem was that I thought like because we were with Gabe That like everyone else there knew us And then I realized we must have just looked like like like cousins of someone or like like you know a wish like Yeah, that was full make-a-wish

All three of it. By the way, me him and lameron walking around together Looks insane. It looks like the craziest squad of all we'd go into bars and people would be like It's that star wars bar And again, the lameron sass is zero Socialing like in that set when you're drunk. There's no anxiety like you'll start dancing Meryl just start talking to groups of people Oh, fuck. Oh my god. But yes, that was a very very big victory. I got home. I had to call my girlfriend Yeah, yeah, I was tripping so hard. Yeah, I was like laying in bed in the dark. I was like, I need to talk to somebody

Call my call my girlfriend. I was like, I fucking love you so much. It's a good move. That's a good move And I was like wait till you hear what happened tonight. I couldn't even explain I was like, yeah, that sass plays virtual reality And then sass was like That's a fucking funny as shit the world bro And it honestly is like that's like a dolly painting of a social situation just started to melt Just like a really cool thing happened all of a sudden like someone swirled the colors Yeah, the mushrooms was

I mean it ended up being I've never laughed that hard in my life. I had a really great time That was for the culture fluctuated from total terror To the funniest thing hilarious like I couldn't control myself laughing God that rules. Yeah, it was sick. It was a very fun weekend. Yeah, dude. This is the coolest That's the fucking best It was really cool. I've sold out davin busters. It's sold. Yeah, the davin buster empty davin busters To just basically lemur and sass walking through there like darth vader is fucking yeah

Dominating it was funny because as soon as we got in there why we all split up instantly Yeah, divide and conquer straight to the games straight to the games the boys scattered to games Which one's the coolest game That vr star wars It was it was really it would have been really fun if no one was looking Yeah, but when you start kind of want an audience doing the vr stuff you want to put on a show I mean the fact that yeah, well, how'd you feel when the big reveal was basically a surprise party for you?

It was awesome. I was like that was sick Buffalo vills were like no, I don't think I ever it didn't register to me What happened until the next morning when you guys sent the video I looked like I was an actual video footage but it's from lemur so he didn't film it He didn't lemur didn't know why it was funny lemur filmed it The mayor was like everybody likes this Like this is cool But I was in I was on the side and I was direct eye line with three cardi b's

that were like In their drink like what the fuck is this? They just knew there was a crowd. They're just crushing roofies with a straw There was a crowd so the cardi b's naturally this went over to be like what's going on true And they couldn't there's no way they could comprehend What what was being done a bit of snapchat brain a bit of snapchat brain just ass dancing It was tough It's funny to think about them just having predator vision for shit. They can film on their phone. Oh shit It was uh, yeah that started that absolutely

Yeah They got on the this is also this was making me laugh so hard as him going to try to recharge his card They were literally dancing on the bar And I don't remember that it was like I need I need to recharge my card So all these people players and girls are at the bar. He's like My davin buster's card's not working I was I was up there just getting like can I please have another water I get like thrilled they the women did not see us

They like bumped me out of the way Thank you Yeah, it was incredible Gabe davis is the bro, dude St. Gabe day. St. Gabe davis. Thank you. Thank you, bro. St. Burt. St. Burt. St. Gabriel. Yeah, it was cool, too Burt was fucking hilarious. Oh my god that fucking rules. Yeah, that was uh got home yesterday Depleted bro needed a day of rest gave it all Yes. Yeah, yesterday was tough

Having to me and lamere just wanted I had to I had to pull trig in the airport bathroom You threw up in the air. I didn't throw up. I tried to but I couldn't My lamere just like waits outside of the bathroom for me totally fine. He's got all fours in the bathroom He's totally fine crazy, dude He's fucking why there's no eight mushrooms with me. Yeah, dude. He was totally fine. I woke up the next morning I was like he texted me. He was like, I'm down stairs. I got upstairs. He's outside smoking a cig and I'm just like He might be like a dimension hopper, dude. Oh, yeah at one point I'm in the lobby

One of the dudes who works at the hotel just walks by the man like Yeah, what how do you know the guy who works here? He's like I gave him a blunt last night I was like, dude Well, it didn't someone else case someone came up to about the uh bills tail again Oh, that was fine. Sure. Me lamere and sass are walking and someone's like lamere Uh, so that's nothing makes me happy. What's going on with you Matt, dude Where we at time wise? Yeah, we might just Nice damn hell yeah guys

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Dude, it is you've ever been up there before no It's it's the best. It's the best. We don't know about it. It's like a it kind of in Pennsylvania. You go to the jersey shore Yeah, she's just a flat or western you go to fucking Maryland. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Dude, there is like It's so hard to describe, but it's like so basically It's like a it's the most like beautiful natural scenery at a beach You can tell because like they had the foresight back in like the 50s or whenever the 60s did not to like flatten everything with bulldozers and build plastic Houses on everything. Yeah, like sea isle is just a flat expanse. They develop on everything

This is they've like preserved like dunes. It's dude. It's so fucking nice but So we fly To boston's we have kids with us. So we went to a wedding. So i'm like, i'm not driving anywhere We're flying everywhere. I'm not doing this. So we fly to boston. It's like an hour You know, whatever it is an hour flight And then we I didn't realize we're flying from boston to providence or province town. Oh really holy shit, dude That was a nine seat sesna plane. Yeah, so we go small we go to the airport

It's like Cape Cod air or something. I forget what the fuck it was called and they were like, can you guys stand on the scale? We're gonna weigh you and I was like, ha ha and they're like, no like for real. We need you It was that small the plane. It was a nine seater plane. That's actually that small. It's a nine seater plane That's fucking crazy. Dude. So I'm like, okay So we get on the plane that weigh all of our luggage weigh our stuff And like the captain will tell you where to sit based on your weight. We'll figure it out Dude, and then there's like that airline runs planes to like all of those shore points So there was one airline while we were waiting. They were like

We're having a weight issue with the plane. Will somebody please Like ride the next someone with flexibility because you ride the next one And like people weren't standing up and then or finally two people got up and they were like No, actually we need you to there was just one big fat guy And I think they're trying to de-fat the plane really And I think they're like, um, if nobody else comes forward, we'll take the last person and remove them from the thing So these ladies were so fucking mean who did was they had to like sit there and have like Just ruin people's day. Their job was to be like you're too fat

You're so fat you kick someone off You were dangerous. You're making the plane dangerous So dude, they were like so these ladies were so fucking mean because I was like our plane got delayed not by that much But I was nicely being like, hey Do you guys have any idea like, you know, like no rush? I just want to know like do you have an actual time frame or not? Because I'm trying to figure out like can I go take a shit? You know what can I do stuff? She goes sir, we're working on the plane. How you can you can have a seat right now

Before I even know what happened. I'm walking back sitting in my seat and Brittany's like, what's she saying? I was like, uh, she told me to sit down. I'm like, fuck Bitch, why did I listen to dominated you? It totally dominated me. So then Brittany gets up. I go, please. Please. Please. Please. Don't go up Dude, I literally before I even knew what was going on. I was like Sit down on my seat. I don't know why I'm so angry and I said to the Brittany She's like, oh no, she walked up. She starts mine. I'm like, please No, then she walks up and starts just having a bitch off with this lady. Nice mother fucks a lady

To no avail and then we just walk back down. She's like, she's a bitch super loud I'm like, dude, they will kick us off this fucking plane. There's nine people Stop They want to yeah, yeah, and dude, we're flying, you know, if you know anything about Provincetown Yeah, it's just the bros dude. It's the boys dude. It's it's literally a province No, Provincetown is like Provincetown, baby It's gay. It's like a gay beach So the plane is not it was like four gay dudes in a heterosexual family

So it was a very it was a very funny dynamic There's a four gay dudes in a biracial family. True. What are you guys on a fucking bank commercial? To be fair, I think interracial is LGBTQ. I was in the gay capital of Cape Cod and I was like We're gay. I'm just as woke as any of these guys. Yeah, I was like, dude, this is I pretty much sucked it Dude, that is like the gayest place on earth. It dude. It truly it's like it'll be like these big ass fat dudes Like oiled up like riding bikes around with just like a thong on and we were in the off season So it was like, oh my god. Yeah, dude. It's it's they've made a truly beautiful town. It's nice. It is very gay They dudes will do that dude. It's it's crazy. It looks like fucking Gilmore girls

You're there. It's just like I'm not saying I've watched any of that show Yeah, what the hell are you guys even talking about? It has sorry. I'm friends with the bills, dude I don't want Gilmore girls, dude It has a coin we gave Davis. Oh, we were just talking about how gay you were The whole time Gabe was like, you know matt sucks. It's so gay, dude. Where is he at in province town? Dude, so we get there cool experience we fly on the nine seater plane. I'm like, damn that dude It was like gta. How long was the flight?

30 minutes. How scary was the flight? Two kids. Yeah, too little. I was holding a four month old dude. I was holding a turbulence, dude So you ever rode a motorcycle? I have let me tell you about it Yeah, of course the bitch fell off No, I rode a motorcycle literally once and I got on it and thought I could take it on the highway and it's terrifying Because you drove it. Yes. I rode. No, no, no. Nice. No, I was I'm more of this kind of guy more of it It was like a 450 nighthawk. It's a little Honda bike

Dude and when you ride a motorcycle The when the wind hits your car, do you really hear the wind hit your car on a bike? It physically moves you you feel yourself moving in that little plane When we were about to land a gust hit and our plane just went and just moved over to the side and I was like And when they're balancing the wings, it's like Before you're gonna land it's like Holy shit. That's horrifying. Those planes are dangerous. Oh, it was a full. I had a full life. Everybody dies on those I don't do any plane that crashes at that point. Before we took off, fucking Britney's like, oh, this is how Aliyah died from a weight issue

And I'm like, shut the fuck up, you fucking kids I can't imagine that we like when we take the those short flights, usually the CRJ 900 Flexing bro. Yeah, I told you this kid was playing vr star wars. Yeah, that's a trusty vehicle But uh, really even those scare the fuck out of me because there are two rows two seated rows What No, we're just talking mini planes. We're talking planes couple podcasts are talking mini planes. You wouldn't know a CRJ 900 if it slapped you in the teeth

Dude come on here and make fun of me You really? No, I had a I had a full like moment where I had to be like Bro, I'm being controlled by the elements right now if the elements want me to live They will let me live and that'll just be that this is not in my hands I'd be devastated if my children and I died in this plane Usually that you get to die together. That's fun. That's true. That's true I was like I was to the level where I was like comprehending the physical impact of the plane. I'm like

I'm okay with that But god, that's so bad that my kids are have to go out like a fucking heart impact in a fireball. I'm like Just so I could go to a wedding and get drunk and play beach volleyball. Fuck you got drunk and played beach volleyball Dude, so let me tell you what the fellas bro first. So this is the first night we fly in on a cool plane I'm like that was a lot of fun. We get to an air bnb britney. It's all cottages up there It's like these these like cedar shingle cottages on like the dunes. So we have what we're overlooking the bay It was so fucking nice and it's the off season too. So it's like these places. They're not that they're like a hundred hundred bucks a night

so we get up there And we get in i'm like damn i'm pumped on the cottage. I'm like this is sick and then So I knew the groom friend of the groom Hits me up also my bro. He's like, yo, we're going over to their house tonight I thought it was like a little like an intimate like couples gathering. So i'm like, you know, my god, cool. I'll go You know ripping the high noons hitting the vape. Whatever. I'm cool. I'm getting ready to go over there Yes, britney the last minute goes. I'm too tired and I said, babe, you go Oh, dang

Babe, that's all right, and I go just take you to one. I'm like, I'll go. I'm kind of wired Yeah, I'm gonna go already told him I was going I'll make it. I'll make a show for I'll go for both of us I get there and it's just like a bunch of people like having a party dude. Have you ever played the game vortex? Yeah, what is it? I think Dude, no, no, no, no, maybe that's wrong. It's truly the ultimate drinking. So I get there You know, I'm push also. I'm pushing a Honda odyssey. By the way, that's what we were in it So it's like dreams come true all around

Honda odyssey nice. I'm risking a minivan DUI. I'm in my element, bro. I'm having a good time Fuck I'm just imagining myself in a bed against Dude, so I I get there it's a sick fucking place. It's in like the middle of like it's a very secluded two out there It's like it's cool. Where were you in the cake in the cake? I was in true row true row So, I don't know. It's just this is the area. It's like near the bay. So I'm I get to the thing. It's an actual party. I'm having a good time Someone hands me a hard kombucha. I'm like, dude. Thank you. This is very nice. Damn, dude. It was great

So we it was just the girl might have died on the Cessna I might have died Your wife's like I can't make it to the party Like we sorry we're out of almost everything other than spiked kombucha There was like an underground movement of girls handing me gluten-free drinks. That was very nice It was very very sweet. So then dude, so fun I'm having a blast. We go on the screen porch and then it's time for vortex like I've ever played vortex I said, no, I don't know what that is. Tell me about it, dude. So imagine this table you put like

20 like flip cup drinks, but you know you do beer pong you fill it up like like that Yeah, do 20 of it like, you know, I don't have any cups to us. I was trying to I was trying to remember So you're talking red solo cups facing upwards. Yes. Is it like beer pong into it all at once? I'm sorry. No, no, kind of with two people But then in the middle of that there's one cup. That's a one full beer and when you put you pour it in I'll stop guessing I'll tell you what happens. Just tell me I'll stop it's better than you can fucking imagine So it's like so there's a whole this whole table's full of cups

You know a big cable like like beer pong and then you have two empty cups and one cup in the middle That's just a full fucking beer. And so what you what you do is you have you can play with literally We're playing with like 15 people. So it's like we're all around the table I have a cup that other person has a cup and you try to bounce your ball into an empty cup So if you bounce the beer pong ball into the empty cup flip cup and have to jog in the middle No, yeah, that's what I thought dude. I'm gonna get it. Don't worry, dude. I I So then If you make it on the first shot, you can hand your cup to anyone at the table that you want you get

It's dealer's choice Yes, but if you don't make it then if you know if it takes you say two or three times You have to pass it one to the left and here's where it's interesting So if you're going to pass it to the left if you make your cup and someone next to you Has it made their cup to your immediate left you go When slap their cup out from under them Yes, dude So so then and that person has to take one from the mess of cups at the table chug it then that cup gets in rotation

Here's where the vortex comes if the person next to you makes their cup too They can skip back to you and then you can make yours and then smack their cup again And someone gets caught in the vortex and they just have to keep chugging while they're trying to make this thing Dude, I was watching like uh, just like a girlfriend who comes like the family wedding Like I don't know if there's a first time or whatever, but I'm watching it's like just watching people's girlfriends get caught in a vortex People are fucking screaming Smacking their cup yelling punish Yeah

Just kept it watching people to vortex me like what what dude, it's god damn it was the fucking funniest I was screaming howling laugh. It was the funniest thing in the world And then at the end it comes down to like two cups and everyone's like no no no no Not for the whole beer you watch someone's wife land on that the chug a whole beer and it's like And the way you have someone just goes As far as I dude it was That I was I was screaming smack people's beers. Yeah, dude. I was smacking cups. I was down I was coming down to the why I was like

Confronting down to the why or stuff dude. I was it was crazy. It was So much fucking fun. We have to play that sometimes. We have to as soon as I got I was like we have to play this game I'm bringing this game back, dude. It's we should uh Yeah, we should do a nightcast. Yes, we should do a night. Yeah a drinking game nightcast. Yes, dude You got to get lamese in there. Yes, dude. I need to disembowel him in a chug Dude vortex is the as I did at the late at the late bar. Please. Can we play vortex? It is the You don't have to pull my arm I really want to play too. I'm jealous of this party right now. I was at the beach playing drinking games, dude

I'm telling I thought of you That was sick though. Oh, that was the best. I know dude I'm telling you I was like I have to bring this game back. This is the Funnest fucking shit ever. So I do that that night. I get out. I leave So then I you know, I take the pile the the the odyssey back. I took the odyssey, bro Yes, so I'm going back and then I'm like driving home and I'm not like Obviously, I'm not like fucked up. I mean the state of massachusetts might have had some pseudoscience commonwealth might have said They might have busted out some pseudoscience about blood alcohol content and hit me on a fucking some bullshit decimal point

Come on. Are you five times? Yeah, get the fuck out of the burger What'd you do on the way back? You were close to burger if I seen a burger. I would eat Now I know the risk though. It's you know, you could just get executed by the state While eating a burger Dude, so I'm driving home. I'm like, well, luckily I'm out in the woods. There's no cops out I pass. I look I think it's someone pulled over. I'm like sucks for you, brother I look over my rear view. It's just two cops talking. I'm like, I just go purely white. I'm like Fuck you can afford a d.y. I catch a dewy. I could I could and I'm out. I'm out. Yeah

We need a I'm out. Yeah. We need a mug shot. I'm out. Yeah mug shot merch Mug shot merch would pay for the d.y. It's being incredible. True Dude, so I I I get back again. State of Massachusetts. Obviously again, I'm Physically, I'm okay to drive. I know everyone says this but truly I was yeah I was like I was more as the vape pen was kind of the issue But the um, which also makes me okay to drive and I The weed helps it makes me focus better. So then I

I get in I'm pulling into the driveway area of where I'm at and another cop passes me and I'm like What the hell but I accelerated in the driveway hit park and I said I don't care what you guys do over here, but I'm home base. So legally under state of Massachusetts law I'm good. Yes. Commonwealth. Good night. Commonwealth. Excuse me. Commonwealth wall dude. So I get in night one unbelievable Night two beach volleyball Oh, dude Beach volleyball this they plan the best wedding ever and it's funny too because I know when you're it's your wedding

You hate every second of it like every second of everything. So I was just kept being like bro. I know this sucks for you But I'm having so much fun. Thank you Dude played beach beach volleyball. That was un-fucking-believable how fun that was. Yeah, beach volleyball is the best Then it slides into a picture. It was your lady with you. She was there But beach volleyball is the best time to fall in love with a girl on the other team Yeah, true on your team. It's so nice to fall in love with a girl. Yeah, man. Just hitting the ball being like Oh True it was mostly all dudes

Mostly all dudes, but I would agree. I could see I mean, I I made I fell in love once playing beach volleyball. Did you really? Yes, then she gave me a head on a sailboat Damn, yeah, it was pretty sick except there were a lot of bugs out at night My legs got chewed up worth it, dude, and I denied it. I was getting munched by flies and she was like, are you getting bit? I was like, no Then I shined my light down to see it and my legs were covered in bugs That's gotta be good blood though. It's gotta be good blood If you're flying some guys getting head and his blood has always weird chemicals. They're probably like, oh my god

You better get down there. This guy's getting his dick sucked on a boat This is great They say take it like a drop of your blood and they're like, whoo Fucking great right now But yeah, dude, there's beach volleyball slides into a nighttime pig roast. I mean, dude This is this didn't even start the wedding was the next day I get hit and the whole time we had the kids So Brittany would leave take the kids back to old McCusker to hang out. We also brought a babysitter, which is clutch

Yeah, so we had someone there too Flew her bro Flew the babies and we do that's baller. You have to flying out the babysitter. It's such an indulgence It's such an indulgence, but I do it every time Then we begin to have fun. Yeah, of course you guys good. I'm fucking I'm out That's awesome. I was feeding seagulls on the beach making fucking See creature storms, dude, it was tight. You made some creature storms I took Maya down dude. Me and Maya

You and your daughter made a creature storm. It was so fuck. That's very sweet. God. It was sick But dude the wedding this I did dude the wedding was truly a transformative moment for me personally I always have personal transformations at weddings every wedding I go to I just Totally different. Yeah, dude. I seem different Thank you. Yeah, I can tell there's a glow about you dude. I witness love I've been having yet true. It was there was a very loving atmosphere that I I tap into that all the time A wedding. This was a truly loving atmosphere. I've been to weddings before where it's I tapped into the loving atmosphere while I was on mushrooms. Did you yeah, it was very nice

I started giving myself compliments. That's fucking sick. It was crazy dude. I did my girlfriend was so happy The taxis at me Oh, I won't stop loving you, dude. I forgot about that Like 9 p.m I won't stop loving you I was in the cape, bro, you know how it is in the cape. Oh, yeah. I was in the cape, bro I was late dude. I was laying in bed talking to my girlfriend giving myself compliments When did you get the text? Sunday night, right? I think so. I used to I was a dnb just like

Oh Dude, I would I would forget I was on I would forget I was that fucked up and then you try to look at your phone You know when your mushrooms look at your phone? Oh god. Yeah Holy oh, yeah, dude. It's the rick and morty portal, dude. You're fully Oh, no, uh, yeah, I was laying there complimenting myself. It's awesome in like a nice way like I'm funny That's such a nice thing I get to because everybody's gonna die, but I get to help Just while we're all together I can make people feel a little better for a couple minutes

You're the peak experience. I was like in this Even in mushrooms. I was like, I don't know. This is pretty fucking gay My girlfriend was like, no, you're fine. It's like, no, it's definitely gay. I was like if I stick my arm out I can't even see my fingers How long were you how long were you up for? Uh, did you crash or did you I was up to like four a.m. Real maybe three three or four, but I was done. I stopped drinking. Yeah for hours. Don't keep you up, man. I was just like Dude

That's that is nice. I've got an Adderall. We took an Adderall before the game. Oh I was buzzing your uppers downers and sideways Yeah, the Adderall broke me. I we were I was standing up. I was standing up. That was the force, dude I was standing up in the game And you gotta see Harry Harry's body is just like you're a funny looking guy and I mean that, you know, I'm But you're like you look like you look like Michael sarah. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like a comedy character. Oh my god Dude, I took the Adderall And I kept on looking over to Shane and going this is where we'd been there for like 15 minutes

Going over to Shane and going dude, this is the best I've ever felt in my entire life. Yeah, I was like, yeah And then like less than 10 minutes later. I'm like dry heaving running up the steps at the bill's stadium You know, like when a dog is about to puke. That's what I looks like, dude. I was like Have you never taken Adderall before? I was no I gave him a zin. I gave him a six The nicotine will fucking kill you. You should become a nicotine chowman, dude They have him in the amazon the bros were hitting me up for him the whole night. They're really so good. Yeah I was like, you should try lucy Just picked in promo code

Oh man, I'm so happy you had that experience, dude Dude in the wedding the the best part was so I met the wedding and So again, Brittany has to leave put the kids to bed or help out and so I'm like, I hold down the floor here So I'm at the wedding I'm by myself and then it's like I'm sitting there I'm seeing the dance floor and I'm like, truly everyone was deserted at their tables and everyone's packed. It wasn't a humongous wedding There's a decent size. So I'm standing there by myself and now it's like social anxiety is on a thousand I go, what the fuck what am I gonna do with myself now? What? Well, I'm standing there. I'm like, why are you just standing there?

This is what I got to the crux of so I'm sitting there and I'm just sipping red wines all night I'm smoking my vape pen I'm like, dude, why don't because I was I was I was gonna hit the dance floor. I hit this And I don't want to crash the vibe. I know dude. I know I do and then I but I'm feel I have this weird feeling Oh, it's get it all the time and I go I'm sitting there by myself and I go, oh I've accessed a deep subconscious shred of thought where I feel unwanted. That's where my social anxiety comes from I go, dude, same thing. I start talking nice to myself. I'm like, they love the heavy out there or the dance floor

Get out there. So I'm like, yeah, dude, I can have fun with everything I got it was a blast I had fun. I sat there by myself and dance for like an hour until Brittany got there and then she got there I'm like, I'm so glad you're here. Come on. Let's go. Wait, was that your wife? Yeah, Brittany, my wife. Oh Just the impression. I had a good, I cheated on my wife. The impression was insane. It was me. Oh, I thought you I'm right on my wife and I was like, so glad you're here. I was like, wait, what? It was me. I ran into her. Extremely disrespectful. No, I thought you said I thought you were accusing me of cheating on my wife and feeling better at the dance floor Have you put it on?

He couldn't fit in this fucking thing He's huge. Yeah. Yeah, this is like I could imagine you like coming back to the hotel on mushrooms. They're all in it on But yeah, dude, that was a transformative that was fully transformative That's wonderful just being like it had a blast and then she got there Then it was a fucking bonfire on the beach at the end of it at 10 p.m. Oh, that's awesome See any gray whites out there? I was gray white territory That's your time doing there. What's that hat?

That's floored. Cape coral. I thought it was a Cape Cod. Yo, it's port floored and strong, dude They got nailed by the hurricane. They got drilled by Ian floored strong But yeah, dude, the uh, it was sick. It's sick as fuck, dude. It was so much fun Woke up. This is rare. I know there's a rare podcast where we both returned. They had fun. Just man great So much fun. Shit's going well. It was unbelievably the funnest time We're going to the Cape. I'm getting the boys to the Cape, dude I'll go to the Cape. We must you would love to take july off next year, dude You would get a nice time. You would love it, dude. I'd love to see the guys too. They're down there, bro

That was another moment. You guys does make me very happy. There's a lot of gay dudes at the wedding Dude, that was another thing. I was getting so my head. I was also too. I was like they had a coffee bar there So I was like smoking the vape and crushing wine and I was like, oh the bonfire So I started crushing coffee at like Fucking like 8 8 p.m. And I was up and then the bride came around. There's a lot of gay dudes there at the wedding It's a bride came was like At towards the end. She was like, dude, we have to do the fucking flower toss She like was kind of against I think she was just kind of like this whole thing

She left the guys in So she I think has kind of like, uh, oh, yeah, I have to do it. She got the boys up there to be a little She likes it now It's the only people who heated the call or made a bunch of gay guys So we get up and I'm at I'm with the boys, dude And there's like one or two girls there. I'm with the boys and I'm like, I want my second marriage boy You have to catch this dude. I'm like, I kept saying to the boys. I'm like, I'm on my second marriage boys The third one's gonna wear it. There's a fuck with them, dude

And they were like they were cackling and then it just launches overhead and the girl caught it We're all like fuck you got moss by a girl. Yeah, dude She they she you remind me of Fitzpatrick trying to catch the ball against my dear friend Gabe Davis She is ripping the flowers out of your hand That was another I did I was what there were so many gay dudes there and I was like watching them and I was like, dude These guys got crushed dude got crushed. I was just what I could in my head. I could see Just the fucking level of just non-stop decades of bullying in their face And I was sitting on the edge of the dance floor like

I was feeling for him It's feeling for the boys. I was like, dude, you know, I have in the time of their lives, dude They were dancing they're on boats with each other. That was part of the thing. I'm like, I think they had a Like a trial by fire where they've been completely just eviscerated. Yeah into there. We're like, dude You can't hurt me anymore. I'm gonna dance as hard as I can on this dance Meanwhile, I'm sitting there straight as hell being like, I don't think anybody wants me here Deep down inside you got out and cut a rug got out. What type of moves are you doing? Bro, I was grip walking at one point. You grip walked. Yeah, I was crippling you might

I It was decent, bro. And but I the thing is I overdid it I did it once everyone was like, yeah, and then I just kept grip walking to bring me grab me by the arm I was like, dude, stop a couple of the players caught me sass and lamar trying to do the gritty What a great time good times. Yeah, how do you feel you're usually a anxious little guy What do you mean? How do you feel about the weekend? You have a nice time. Oh, I had a blast. Anyway, you did so well on stage. Well, thank you Yeah, yeah, I didn't know I thought sass might suck

I did I did son of a boy that I said those guys are funny as hell. Oh, they are That was the best episode we've ever done Dude by a mile. I told you I said you're a comedy podcaster, bro I saw I said you're a fucking comedy podcast. You're a comedy genius. You've been tweeting since you were six grade true Yeah, I feel like ass right now. You still feel bad about the weekend Was wetting profusely actively speaking of the moshies hit me with the sweats when I got back to the hotel full sweats It's crazy. Yeah, that's when I hit the mirror. I was like, whoa

I can't imagine looking in the mirror while in mushrooms. You should do it once It's I don't think I could handle it. I have the other half of that candy bar I'm gonna eat that in las vegas. That's pretty sick and that's gonna be a mistake Yeah, it'll be funny. That's like the one idea. I was like the whole the whole city is davin buster's True, that's gonna fuck you up truly davin buster's city With with the cardi b. Yeah Vegas you should invite gabe. You should invite gabe davis out Dude, don't talk about my fucking bro like he'll tell me to do this friend. Don't tell me what me and my best friend is to do

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He's tossing a net on a guy in public. He's a Poseidon dagger Good bye Thank you, buffalo bills